The Peacock and Gamble Podcast - The Peacock and Gamble Podcast: Edinburgh Fringe 2012 Episode 2 (Greg Davies Part 2)
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That's right, here we are.
I am Ray Peacock.
Hello, I'm Ed Gamble.
And this is our second Edinburgh podcast.
Second one, number two, feeling good.
Part two of the Greg Davis interview.
Yeah, oh, I bet they've all been waiting for that, haven't they?
Yep, I dare say they have.
They're all waiting for the next bit to find out what happens.
What is he going to say?
You killed JR. You won't believe what happened. Now, for the next bit to find out what happens. What is he going to say? You killed JR.
You won't believe what happened.
Now, what we should explain to you now as well,
we're recording this a little bit earlier than real life.
So today, I believe, will be the 2nd of August.
I believe that is true.
So we will have opened our show on the 1st of August.
Yeah.
But when we're recording this, it's the 31st of July.
Yeah.
So just in case you think,
well, they've not mentioned how the first show went.
Yeah.
It's not gone badly for that reason.
We don't know.
We don't know.
I mean, there's a chance
we might be dead.
Yeah.
You might be listening
to this on the news.
Yeah, posthumously.
This is what they recorded
before they threw themselves
out of their stupid
eighth floor flat.
Yeah.
Fourth floor.
Eighth floor.
So we've had a,
hopefully we're not dead.
No, thanks, Chris.
Hopefully not.
But if we are, hey, come on. We had a good we're not dead no thanks Chris but if we are
hey come on
we had a good innings
yeah two podcasts
yeah thank you very much indeed
so we did our tech last night
which is when we go
and basically do the sound
and the lights
and set up what we're going to have
yeah exciting
yeah it was actually exciting
wasn't it
we should really apologise
to our technician
stage manager
stage manager Sophie
who right
that's not our fault
yeah Sophie if you listen to this now that's not our fault Sophie
if you listen to this now
that's not our fault
it's her fault
for eating
lots of veg
when she was younger
that she is so well endowed
up the front portion
you can't
you know what
right
Sophie right
I think you're lovely
in that
but you can't wear tops
like that around us
no absolutely not
especially not when you're doing
doing old wires on the floor
I know it's warm in Edinburgh venues,
but in future, Sophie,
right, this is for you, I know you're listening
to this, right? Sophie, I know it's
warm, right, love? Alright, darling.
But you're going to have to wear
a roll neck jumper for this thing. A roll neck jumper.
And that's just when we're working. When we're
not working, when we're out and about, again, this is
a contrary criticism.
You cover up too much. You cover up too much when we're out. When we're out and about again this is this is a contrary criticism yeah you cover up too much you cover up too much when we're out when we're out and about you're wearing your jeans and
you're wearing them t-shirts that you've got a beautiful body oh lovely body so you've got a
lovely body on you lovely sweet little thing show them off a little bit get a bask on exactly
so what we're saying is sophie roll neck jumper for indoors yeah bask for outdoors for outdoors
when we're not doing the show thank you very much same goes for all women you're very good at your buttons
and all that sort of thing
hey Ed
I tell you what
you're not coming across great
in terms of
how you deal with the ladies
no I think this is my new
my new persona
really
you're going to be like
sexist
yeah
I mean borderline misogyny
but not quite there
no I think
just give me some things
and I'll give you some opinions
alright page three
page three
ooh
page three every page nice thank you very opinions. Alright, page three. Page three. Oh, page three every page.
Thank you very much. Oh, boring
news. Page three, page four,
page five. Germaine Greer.
Germaine Greer.
Oi, don't spread your legs too far, your cock
will pop back out.
That's a nice one, yeah.
The Feminist, burning the bras.
Oh, burn your bras, at least I get to see them.
Oh, when you burn your bra bra don't put that back on
lift your top
up and show
us your naked
breasts
career women
ladies who
have
wherever you're
from
no no
career minded
ladies
get down the
doctors you've
got a brain
disease
right there you
go so that's
Ed's new
character
that he does
not my new
character
it's my new
personality
so if you happen to come
to the Edinburgh Fringe
and see our show
Peacock and Gumball
don't even want to be
on telly anyway
9.40 at the Pleasant Stone
done
just Pleasant Stone
then do come and meet us
afterwards
come and meet me by all means
if you're a lady
and I'll say hello
I'll be perfectly charming
and that
then go and enjoy Ed
yeah
come and have a chat
to me ladies
because all the girls
are going
ooh
he's right
good looking that that Ed.
Yeah, horrible sexist.
I've seen it on the internet, on YouTube.
They all go, well, first of all, there's three pages of why has Ed lost weight?
And then at the very end of it, it's the girls going, ooh, bloody hell, I would blooming well give a right kiss on Ed.
Yeah, a lot of them do sound like you.
Yeah.
I'm starting to think you're going on there.
That's me just trying to interrupt the chat about you. Yeah. I'm starting to think you're going on there. It's me. Yeah. That's me just trying to interrupt the chat
about you losing weight.
Just coming up.
Right.
Listen.
Right.
Every time you say
oh doesn't Ed look great.
Right.
Every time you say that
what you are saying is
doesn't Ray still look fat
and I'm not even that fat.
Don't get grumpy now.
I've got a muscle.
You've got a muscle
and I've seen it that day.
I've got a big muscle on that bit. Yeah. I know. I've seen it that day. I've got a big muscle on that bit.
Yeah.
And then...
Right?
And I could do an arm wrestle a bit.
But my arms are too short
and that's why I lose it sometimes.
Yeah.
But other than that,
I'm a perfectly nice lad.
You're a lovely looking lad.
And I'm a little bit older
so that is why I'm not as attractive.
But I tell you what,
in my youth,
I could have given Ed
a run for his money.
I tell you what,
if me and Ed were the same age, I'd have given him a blumming run for his money. I tell you what, if me and Edward were the same age,
I'd have given him a blooming run for his money
when we were down the park.
Why?
Can I just,
just a little side note?
Yeah.
Why have you started saying blooming so much?
I think blooming's a great word.
It is a good word,
but it's weird that you've suddenly started
saying blooming all the time.
Why?
I do it in Naughty Keith.
We have a bit in our show
with a puppet called Naughty Keith.
It's very Naughty Keith.
You'll have to come to the show
to find that out.
Yeah.
You see it on the set
we've got a full set
a full set
it looks lovely
which we're not
going to show any
pictures of online
because we're just
you know
we might do one day
in years to come
yeah
but just for the fringe
we've got a full set
yeah
we've spent a stupid
amount of money on it
and it's not going
to be on the tour
yeah
no it's not
it's going in it
we've donated it
to a student theatre
company
yeah
after Edinburgh
god knows what
they're going to have
to do a very specific show.
They are, aren't they?
But that's the sort of people we are.
Even before we have started our show, we have gone,
now, let's support the youth of today who are the future tomorrow.
And just get some kids that come and lift that set up at the end.
So we don't have to wander about trying to find a skip.
The only show they'll be able to do with that set
is if we franchise Peacock and Gamble
don't even want to be on telly anyway.
Or if they do just the top of Fraggle Rock.
Yeah.
That's what I reckon.
Or an old episode of Live and Kicking.
Well, anyway, we're giving too much away about it.
It's a secret, innit?
But do come and see the show.
They grew up in Edinburgh.
And if you're not, then you can't.
But, you know, you'll miss it.
But if you're here and you don't come and see it...
That wouldn't be nice.
Shame on you and your family.
Yeah.
A curse on your family, I'd say.
A curse on your family.
I put a curse on your family.
That's Ray's new character.
Evil Gypsy Lady.
I mean, you're out of control here.
Normally, in our double acts, it's me that's misbehaving.
You've come in, you've said,
Oh, burn your bra so I can have a right
good look at your breasts
naked breasts
naked breasts
and now you're saying
the only people that do curses
are evil gypsies
evil being the operative word
well you don't need to say
gypsy then do you not
yeah I do
you're saying all evil people
are gypsies aren't you
no not at all
I'm saying that you're
saying evil gypsies
yeah
specifying evil
it could be evil anyone
right who is it
why did you assume
mine was a gypsy
because she's doing curses?
Because that's
it's a stereotype
sure but it's
you know
it's a short hand.
It's a short hand.
It is a short hand.
Make it more
right I'll do my character again
and now say what it is.
Oh a curse on your family
oh I'll bring my caravan
round your house
and burn a mattress.
Right.
What am I?
Don't assume.
Evil
just
white woman.
Middle class white woman
who's got a good job.
Affluent.
Affluent.
She's gone a bit mad
which is why she's putting
curses on people.
I mean, you could jump
to conclusions with the caravan
but it's actually
an ape birth
that's specifically
at a caravan parking place.
It's a lovely caravan.
She bought that.
She's bought that
and she's actually
going to put some
homeless people in it. It's more like a house. Yeah. She's not even evil. She's a fucking angel, mate. bought that. She's bought that and she's actually going to put some homeless people in it.
It's more like an house.
Yeah.
She's not even evil.
She's a fucking angel, mate.
So I don't know why
she's putting a curse on people.
Stop having a go at it.
A curse so they'll
shake themselves out
of their lives
and look after people.
Yeah.
If the Olympics
has taught us one thing,
it's that.
It's a hard one,
that, isn't it?
Yeah.
What I like about
doing the Edinburgh
podcast now
is that if we
just sort of
trail off
and we end up
getting stuck down
a dead end
with a gypsy
we could just
introduce Greg Davis
we can just bring
Greg back in
that's what they're
waiting for
a lot of them
and also
you might think
oh hang on
I've noticed a theme here
they just do like
10 minutes at the beginning
and then the interview
that I want to listen to
I'll just start skipping
that 10 minutes
well no we're going to mix it up some days it'll start straight away then the interview that I want to listen to I just start skipping that 10 minutes well no
we're going to change it
we're going to mix it up
some days it'll start
straight away with the interview
some days we'll be
halfway through a sentence
and then the interview
will come on
so you'll have to listen
and then we'll interrupt
the interview
with a bit more of us
so you've got to keep
your blumming toes
around us
blumming idiots
blumming blumming
yeah blumming all the time
the Olympics
I was watching the Olympics
the other day
and I saw
it was diving
diving
love a bit of diving
ladies naturally and I was watching that the Ukrainian won day, and I saw it was diving. Diving. I love a bit of diving. Ladies, naturally.
Yeah.
And I was watching that.
The Ukrainian one, one of them had a nice bump.
One of the Ukrainian girls.
Are you doing my personality now?
No, I'm just saying she had a nice bump.
I think you're sort of treading on my toes a little bit.
Well, she's good at diving as well.
Right.
But I was watching it, and it's so specific, isn't it?
The diving.
The diving.
Yeah.
Into water.
It's like, oh, you've got to get it just right.
Yeah. Oh, you've got to be exactly right, and then you get more. The diving. Yeah. Into water. It's like, oh, you've got to get it just right. Yeah.
Oh, you've got to be exactly right
and then you get more points for it.
Yeah.
And it's a bit like
the waste in their lives.
No, but that's what sport is.
That's no more difficult
than getting good at Game Boy
or getting good on your PS3.
Are you serious?
Genuinely, yeah.
You think that being
an Olympic level diver
Yeah.
is as good as
getting a top score
on Bioshock.
Not necessarily top score,
but getting better and better at that.
It's just practice, isn't it?
Practice, practice, practice.
Practice, practice.
For very specific little nuances.
Yeah, but practice, practice, practice.
But you also, I think, have to have a natural ability.
And also the dedication is probably more
than it takes to get good at PS3.
Fine, why is Angry Birds not in the Olympics?
Because it's not a physical sport.
But if you...
Well, all right.
How is football...
All right, that's a bad example.
Well, there's probably a non-physical one in the Olympics.
Probably.
I don't think there is, mate.
Archery.
Archery's physical.
How physical is that?
Well, it's dexterity.
It's depth perception.
Yeah, go on.
It's aim.
Yeah, go on.
What have you just described?
Angry Birds.
Thank you.
Thank you very much. you're literally doing nothing
you're not
you've got
you've got your dexterity
you're moving your hand
and getting it all right
on the iPad
or your iPhone
or whatever you've got
smartphone
there are other ones
still available
okay
right
it's aim
it's aim
aim it at the fat pig
yeah
it's
what was the last thing you said
depth of
depth perception
depth of perception
you said that
yeah I did
yeah I did say that
and you've got to like
oh where is that green pig
yeah
I've got to work it out
exactly where it is
mate if you're willing to argue this
yeah
I'll back you on this
we'll start now
perfect time to start this Olympics
for next Olympics
yeah
this is the campaign
Peacock and Gamble say
next Olympics
2016
yeah
get angry Birds into the
Olympics. Do you know what? I'm not even
saying it for comic effect. If archery's in it,
then Angry Birds is as well. Okay.
Or, it's either get Angry Birds into the Olympics,
which should be what we stand by, and I'll stand
by you with this. I'll stand by you through anything.
Thank you. Right. Or, it's
replace the target in archery with a green
pig. Right, fine. I will agree to either
of those things. Right, okay. I mean, I don't even know if they've done the archery in the Olympics pig. Right fine. I will agree to either of those things. Right okay.
I mean I don't even know if they've done
the archery in the
Olympic champ.
I mean is it too late
to get it put in now?
I think it's too late
now for next time.
Someone go away and
make a poster with our
faces.
Yeah.
Peacock and Gamble
say get Angry Birds
into the 2016 Olympics.
Thank you very much.
If you're up in
Edinburgh do come and
see our show.
Peacock and Gamble
don't even want to be
on telly anyway.
9.40 at the Pleasant
Dome Dome.
And now if you think
we've gone mad saying
that.
Just the dome.
If you think we've gone mad saying that if you think we've gone
mad saying about
pigs being in the Olympics
get ready for this
this is a TV celebrity
having a breakdown
this is the second part
of our interview
with Greg Davis
enjoy
Peacock and Gamble
Peacock and Gamble
what I think would be
a really nice thing
is if just one year
all people from
television industry
and all reviewers
were banned
that'd be a really
interesting festival
in terms of performances.
Yeah, literally about three performances,
wouldn't it?
Because everyone would be in London
where everyone else was.
All the telly people are,
they're going,
well, this is a good time to get a scene.
But the Edinburgh Festival
didn't start off as a big shop window,
did it?
No, no.
It started off just as a festival,
a theatre festival, didn't it?
But that's what it now is.
I mean, there's no getting away from it.
No, of course.
And that's why everyone pays the money as well. Yeah. Because there's no getting away from it of course and that's why
everyone pays the money
as well
because there's the
opportunity to be
seen by those people
and to go on
and do other stuff
that you want to do
if all industry
and TV were banned
then all the
paying for venues
would have to be banned
as well
I'm just saying
it would be
in theory
it would be interesting
wouldn't it
it's not going to happen
mate
what happens if I
take over as king
of this country
well then that's fine
but you've got no
sway in Scotland have you what if I become the lord of the this country? Well, then that's fine, but you've got no sway in Scotland, have you?
What if I become
the lord of the UK, though?
The lord of the UK?
Look, there's all sorts
of things happening
in the world, Syria.
Look, it's Syria, mate.
Mate, don't start saying
there's all sorts of things
happening in the world, Syria,
because if I go,
what's happening in Syria, Greg,
you're going to be stumped.
No, I'm not.
I know what's happening in Syria.
Explain it now.
Well, Assad,
the country's leader,
is under pressure
to step down because of his awful treatment of his people. From who Assad, the country's leader, is under pressure to step down
because of his awful treatment of his people.
From who?
From the anti-government forces.
I think that's what they're called on the news.
What do you think they're called?
I don't know anything about it.
I'm not claiming this.
You're the one who's giving it Mr. Big Martin Bashir.
I think there's probably going to be, as there has been in Libya recently,
a regime change over in Syria at some point.
And what I'm saying is perhaps, just perhaps, there'll be a regime change in this country, in the United Kingdom, where I become Supreme Leader.
That's the bit.
So I'm not arguing for a second that there couldn't be an uprising in the UK.
In fact, I actually would put money on it in the next 10 years.
What, in my name?
No, no, that's the bit that I'm struggling with.
Why?
Why would people make that choice if people go,
we're not happy with what we've got now.
Who do we want to institute in the power vacuum that's left behind
when we kill all the royal family and we destroy the government?
Who says the royal family have to be killed?
Can I tell you, the royal family don't rule this country.
Can I point that one out?
No, no.
They're always sat there going,
oh, brilliant, we've overturned the state.
Right, now we need an authority figure who's still quite funny as well.
Who was that teacher off here between us?
Because that covers it, doesn't it?
Yeah, but that presumes that the forces have sort of overturned the government
and then subsequently are looking for a new leader.
Exactly.
So how can you become the leader?
I suggested maybe I'll lead the rebellion. Oh, So how can you become the leader? I suggested maybe
I'll lead the rebellion.
Oh, you're going to lead
the rebellion in the first place?
Yeah, right.
Well, I'm going to give you
the opportunity now, right?
I'm going on tour.
I'm playing to loads of people.
Maybe I'll do a little
political thing at the end.
I'll ask them if they'll join me.
Then I'll have an army of them.
Record it now.
I think Russell Brand
tried that
and it didn't really work.
Did he try that?
I thought he just rang up
Man Well and said,
rude stuff.
Go on, do it now then.
Rally the people now.
We'll both shut up.
No, I'm not going to...
What sort of leader are you?
I'm not going to start outlining my plans
just because you want me to do it now.
I'll do it in my own good time.
That's not because I want you to do it.
I want to see how you're going to get from this point
where you're addressing the nation that you're now ruling.
Yeah.
How you're going to drop into your victory speech,
oh, and by the way, Edinburgh Fringe next year, no reviewers.
That's only one thing I'm going to do.
I don't even think I'd have to tell people about that.
It would just be something I would probably send a memo.
I mean, you're sort of planning a dictatorship.
A benign one.
A benign one is still a dictatorship, isn't it?
Yeah, it's a dictatorship, dictatorship. A benign one. A benign one is still a dictatorship, isn't it?
Yeah, it's a dictatorship, but it's benign in that I won't victimise people
and human rights will be wonderful.
It'll be great.
We'll back you on it.
Unless you work for BBC or a broadsheet newspaper.
Well, I'm not stopping.
In which case you can't go to Scotland.
Only on the Edinburgh Festival.
You can do other stuff around the country.
You can talk about how someone's fallen over in a ditch and stuff.
Can people...
All right, so...
Let's look at it then.
So, OK, no official reviews,
but then people blog, don't they?
People do blogs and people do their own reviews
that they submit to websites.
Yeah, they're not allowed to this time,
just for this one year.
So you're censoring the internet as well?
You're censoring speech?
Yeah, I'm censoring everything.
How is this a benign detention?
Other than free people going to watch some really great shows.
No, but you can't...
No, no, no.
How can you do that?
If you're censoring
speech so that
people can't go
online and talk
about the Edinburgh
Fringe
that's right
so how does
anyone even know
the Edinburgh
Fringe is happening
well there'll be
one single advert
in all newspapers
saying the Edinburgh
Fringe is happening
this year
please come
this happened
with the Beijing
Fringe
paid by
and who's
paying for these
adverts
well I'll probably
just take it
out of tax
I'll just don't put all the just take it out of tax I think
that it's
really important
that people's
shows get reviewed
that's how other
people find out
it's amazing
and there are
some really great
writers in the
reviewing community
and I think
that the industry
picks up on
really talented
people so I think
it serves a function
what I'm saying is
for one year,
under my regime,
dictatorship,
as a little experiment,
we'll have no reviewers there
and see what that does to the shows.
What do you think it will do?
I don't know.
I've lost interest.
This is why you can't leave the country, really.
We'll bat you on your dictatorship.
What are we going to get out of it?
Of the three of us,
who would be the best dictator for this country?
Dictator?
Yeah.
Probably you.
Probably you.
Right, fine. You're a powerful physical presence. Who would be the best dictator for this country? Dictator? Yeah. Probably you. Probably you. Right, fine.
You're a powerful physical presence.
Who would you rather have running the country?
Me or Haylen Pace?
Well, Haylen Pace, you've got two of them working,
so at least we know there's one calling the other one on his bullshit.
There's a discussion then, isn't there?
Well, what at the moment is you just on your own,
mad and crazed with power?
I've got a deputy.
I know, it wouldn't be Vince Cable
it would be
another comic
no it wouldn't, it would be someone of
quiet authority, it would be Hugh
Fernley Whittingstall
how is Hugh
Fernley Whittingstall got quiet authority
I've met him, I've done a show with him
quiet authority, I thought he just had a lot of plans
he's got quiet authority I mean I'm dreading this I've got a show with him. Quiet authority? I thought he just had a lot of pads. He's got quiet authority.
I mean, I'm dreading this.
I've got a lot of passport at the moment and I think I will need to get out.
Why?
Why? Because you haven't been stood on the steps of Buckingham Palace
with their royal family all around you everywhere.
I'm sorry, can I?
No clothes on, cross-eyed with your penis taped into it
and you can't even remember why.
And you're doing a speech about the Edinburgh Fringe
is now no reviewers
now no BBC
because you urinate
vitamin B piss
all over yourself
and Hugh Foley Whittingstall
just standing there
saying nothing
standing in the corner
who says he's going to
say nothing
because he's got
a quiet authority
he's got a quiet authority
I don't think he's got
a silent authority
I wasn't suggesting
Hugh Foley Whittingstall
was a fucking mute
I don't think
you're the best man
for the job
and I like you
as a bloke
but when you first
said it
maybe one year
no reviewers
no TV
you know what
yeah that would be
interesting
so how come
you've
because what we've
got
because I've got
a perfectly reasonable
suggestion
wouldn't it be
interesting to see
what sort of
jokes we had
if people didn't
feel the pressure
of reviews
wouldn't that be
an interesting experiment
and then I've gone
I've just taken
a little stage further
no that's it
what you've done
you've done it
as a distraction
you've said to us
hey for you
this would benefit you
wouldn't it
and I'm going
oh yeah yeah yeah
we all run off to Edinburgh
and you're going
right now I can rule
the entire planet
no
come on Hugh
this is about you
this is about you
and Hugh
sitting in River Cottage
planning to take it over.
Would you vote for me?
I thought,
is there voting?
Maybe you could, mate.
Do you know what?
It's a nice idea, isn't it?
If the,
whatever your title's going to be.
Greg.
No, but the equivalent
of that
is going to be
equivalent of Prime Minister,
isn't it?
You know,
you're going to be
the leader of the country.
I'd like to have a name
like those,
like some of those African leaders have,
like Good Luck Jonathan or something like that.
Good Luck Jonathan?
Yeah, there's a leader called Good Luck Jonathan.
Is there a Good Luck Jonathan?
Good Look Greg.
Good Decisions Greg.
Yeah, Well Done Greg.
Yeah.
And then every time, even if they're trying to slag off your policies,
they'd have to say Well Done Greg and you'd just go,
thank you very much, and then run off.
That's it.
Some of the decisions you've made have been catastrophic for this country.
Well done, Craig. Thanks very much.
Bye!
Why hasn't anyone thought of that before?
Hitler was a fool if he called himself
well done adult.
I've done some pretty bad stuff. Well done, Adolf.
Hey! Every bird in party.
Peacock and Gamble. Peacock and Gamble. some pretty bad stuff well done Adolf hey every bird in party pick up and gamble pick up and gamble
how many
enemies did you do
Greg
I
um
Clang did
three
full shows
and then we did
a compilation package
which had my favourite
title
Dick Party
a retrospective
and um
that was it
and then I did one
solo show
so five I I suppose.
So you've done five.
But we didn't do a full run with the compilation show.
We just did...
Okay.
But you did some Edinburgh's before...
Oh, and I...
Oh, God, yeah.
And I did a package stand-up show
with Ed Peatree and Rob Gilbert and Stephen Hall.
Okay, that was the...
Three Man Giant.
Yeah, yeah.
So you've done six.
That was when Edinburgh was like...
That was such a novelty.
I didn't even really know anything about Edinburgh,
and I was coming into it really old.
And it was just like a second university.
I just spent the whole year out of my
mind drunk. Just wandering
under bridges. Seemed to find
myself under bridges a lot.
I'm wondering under the fucking bridge
what's going on at four o'clock in the morning.
There's still cartoon postcards
off you up there. You can get them.
The big massive old troll.
Of the old bridge.
Super Troll.
Super Troll 3000.
Wow.
So you've done six.
That's going to be
my next Edinburgh show, actually.
Yeah.
Super Troll 3000.
All bent over under
an Edinburgh bridge.
That's it.
Do you have a visit
going back there?
I don't know.
You know, like I say,
if you took that time there
when it just seemed
like a big party with loads of new friends,
and I was performing stand-up for the first time in my life,
having thought I'd never performed stand-up because I was too old,
it was just beyond exciting.
Did you prefer doing Edinburgh with Clang, with other people, or as a solo act?
I think in terms of having other people to take some of the hit,
it's much better.
It's much better to feel part of a team, isn't it?
You know, us against them a bit.
But I think probably when you do your own thing,
just you standing on your own,
you sort of feel all brave and grown up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You do, you do.
But I think that's partly because of how,
of the esteem that stand-up's held in,
within the stand-up community particularly.
But I think if I didn't do stand-up, do but i think if i didn't do stand-up
do you not think that because you both do stand-up you know you've been more big and brave
from growing up so you don't oh yeah i feel i would feel some some level of guilt if i'd never
done it on my own really i don't know because you always think well it's not just i don't
think you've not proved yourself or maybe you tested yourself yeah maybe you maybe i'm not
the important part in this well maybe yeah yeah that's true that's true yeah that's a strange eich hun neu eich bod wedi'i brofi eich hun. Efallai dwi ddim yn y rhan bwysig o'r hyn yma. Wel efallai, ie.
Ie, ie, ie.
Mae'n anodd, mae'n anodd. Nid wyf yn teimlo'n hynny.
Mae hynny'n beth anodd, ond rwy'n gobeithio nad ydyn nhw'n teimlo'n ffynnu fel hynny. Rwy'n gobeithio nad ydyn nhw'n meddwl,
wel, rwyf wedi chwarae Lady Macbeth a gwneud swydd gwych o hynny, ond nid ydw i'n mynd i fod yn actor
yn hyfryd heb i mi wneud solo am Lady Macbeth pan fydd hi'n rhedeg seiliedig a gwneud hynny.
Ie, mae actrydd yn amlwg â'r egoau mwyaf hefyd, sy'n amwysol. yeah actors tend to have the biggest egos as well
which is confusing
they do
but that sense of you
being part of an ensemble
there's no shame in it
in the acting world
is there
no
but also
there's not shame in it
in the world of comedy
but I do think
certainly for me
I do think
well I'm not proper
until I've done
my own Edinburgh show
I did think that
I think it might be
also the stress thing as well
would you say the stress was less
did you feel like there was less riding on it when there were three of you
was it sort of
that doesn't mean I wasn't insanely stressed
when we were doing the Clank shows, we all were
and we worked our arses off
but I think probably
when it's just you
it's more frightening
so maybe it's a masochistic thing that you feel like to be more proper
and to be doing it properly, you need to be super stressed.
Maybe.
So it's almost as if you have to punish yourself
before you feel like you've done something to its highest level.
I think it's, as Ray said, I think it's just a simple thing of
maybe I'm just secretly not very good
and I'm just on the coattails of
yeah these other people yeah maybe I'm not the important one in this yeah yeah well so
so you would you go that did you say yeah I think I probably would actually in principle yeah but I
don't think I could go I don't think I could go with my current mindset of thinking that
of thinking that I'm going there for a purpose.
I love performing.
I love doing stand-up.
It's just one of the few things where I've got nothing bad to say about it.
It's really great when you're just doing it for the sake of doing it.
So I don't know if I could go and go.
When you know that there's a reason for performing this thing,
it's so hard to make the jump between doing it for the pure joy of it and doing it
because it's a television gig for example like when i've done gigs on tv yeah you know i'm so
psychologically weak than before that i'm like walking onto stage tense as fuck because there's
a whole new agenda in your mind i suppose does it affect you as an act as in no i just get better at
it don't you just get better at dealing with it
and I think that
the ultimate goal
is that
wherever you are
whoever you're
performing to
you just do your thing
yeah
someone said to me
Logan Murray said to me
very early on
you just do what you do
yeah
you don't try and
tailor it
let them come to you
yeah
you have to let them
and it's a universal
it's an absolute truth
in stand up people have to come to you otherwise you, you have to let them in and it's a universal, it's an absolute truth in stand-up.
People have to come to you
otherwise you don't
do good stuff.
Yeah,
I think that is true
as well in the double act.
Yeah,
so that's what we're saying
about our Edinburgh show.
Yeah,
if you don't like it
it's because you've
not come to us.
Yeah,
and we will wait.
We will stand and wait
for a bit.
We'll be here.
It's true though,
isn't it?
I mean,
if YouTube find it funny,
it goes in the show, right?
Yeah, yeah.
As simple as that.
Yeah.
But you still,
you tailor,
but you don't tailor for an audience.
You tailor as you go on.
You don't know,
that's just not working,
which I guess is partly from an audience.
Yeah.
Because we'll...
They've got that five nights running.
Well, I suppose.
Yeah, I suppose.
We'll drop stuff,
even if we find it absolutely hilarious,
if it's getting nothing
and affecting the rhythm
of the rest of the show
yeah so there is a compromise
then yeah
there is a little compromise there
yeah
but if it's just little
and it's just a little line
here and there
and we think that's hilarious
but it's not getting anything
we'll still
we'll still
we'll do that for the audience
we're doing that
that's for us though
because that's
the audience are guiding us on it
yeah
but we're doing it
so that what we do
then works
yeah yeah for us too I guess yeah I don't think you ever get your head around the idea that you find something The audience are guiding us on it, but we're doing it so that what we do then works for
us too, I guess.
Yeah.
I don't think you ever get your head around the idea that you find something absolutely
hilarious, you come up with it, and you go out to several different groups of people
you perform it, and none of them laugh.
Yeah.
I find that endlessly fascinating.
Seriously, because this is genuinely hilarious.
Yeah.
But it's very easily sorted out
because what it is
is because as comics,
specifically as comics,
I think,
not just performers,
as comics,
we are a different breed.
So we are the sort of people
who will laugh at inappropriate things
that other people would get appalled by.
And that's the reason
we can do the job,
ultimately,
because we can come at things
from a different angle
or we can recognise things
and pick things out.
Or rather, we prioritise making people laugh.
When other people are getting on with their lives.
But not everything that works for us.
Will work for them.
Because by definition we are different to them.
Yeah.
Because we're desperate attention seekers.
We had a discussion Greg.
About mentioning cancer in a joke
or even if the joke's not about cancer
it's not making fun of people who've got cancer
but as soon as people hear that word they'll switch off
but the way we think about it is
oh this is a good story, it's a really good story
it involves cancer, that's no problem
people will just be able to look at the story
as a funny story
but as soon as you mention that word people will
they can't disengage from the power of that word yeah i told you recently i tried a whole routine using that
that dreaded word and that is such a hurdle to get over yeah because it's so in it's so locked
in people's consciousness that word and the implications of it yes it's like literally
as you're setting up building a routine you're also putting a massive wall in front of yourself yeah yeah but again
this is the thing
though again
is we're saying
people as if
none of us have got
any first hand
experiences of cancer
no but it's
audiences
I know people
who've had cancer
and fought it
successfully
and not successfully
I'm sure you know
between the three of us
we all know people
who that's affected
but to us
we don't know
oh no we can't even say the word.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
That's because the priority is telling a funny story.
But if we were watching...
That's it.
But if we were watching a comic, it wouldn't affect us.
No, no, no.
So if you were just sat in an audience watching something about cancer, or any illness that
you know, that would...
No, because we're constantly exploring every conceivable route to make people laugh.
So it wouldn't jar me as an audience member?
No, of course not.
So that's what I mean, we're a different breed.
Unless the routine was, I saw that with Craig Davies the other day,
he gets cancer and his legs fall off.
That is funny.
If all his legs fall off.
I think the way that the fictional comedian has phrased it is what's funny.
If I just said, I hope his legs fall off,
he would have said,
I hope all his legs fall off.
And that's why it's a brilliant joke.
Who was it who said that?
It's the allegorical singer of Bolsa.
Danny Wachowski.
Oh, he sounds brilliant.
American man.
He is good.
What the fuck?
That's his opening catchphrase.
What the fuck, my fucker.
Out of Harlem.
Out of Harlem he is, that one.
Yeah.
I've got my ball bag
stuck in a fucking...
Got my ball...
This is one of his things.
I've got my ball bag
stuck in a fucking
mincing thing.
In a mincing thing?
He's not even
written the whole thing,
is he?
He hasn't even defined
what the thing is
in the mince.
Do you know why?
Because when he starts
doing that,
everyone's screaming,
laughing.
So he just goes,
in the mincing thing.
It doesn't even matter what it is, you can't leave it anyway.
The audience actually mouths that he comes on stage.
He goes, hey guys.
And then they all just go, hey, I got my ball back stuck in a mincing thing.
Yeah, he sounds staggering.
He really does.
Hey, I was driving a motherfucking forklift the other day.
Oh, fuck.
That's one of his weirdos.
He just drops the accent for a minute.
And he never finishes a thought.
He doesn't need to.
He always trails off, doesn't he?
He doesn't need to.
He was driving a fucking forklift.
Yeah.
Where's he at?
Fucking NYC.
Driving cop cars.
There's that accent drop again.
And he's just halfway through a sentence,
you can just see him stop concentrating, can't you?
And his eyes just wander off and look at his vitamins.
Yeah, looking at his vitamins or his little treat.
What was he called again?
From Manchester.
Danny Wachowski.
Danny Wachowski.
Well, if you want to see Danny Wachowski,
he's on at 9.40 at the Pleasant's Dome
every night on the fringe.
What's his show called this year?
His show is called Peacock and Gamble, don't even want to be on telly night on the Fringe. What's his show called this year? His show is called
Begog and Gamble
Don't Even Want to Be on Telly Anyway.
I don't know actually
what his show is called.
Begog and Gamble
Don't Even Want to Be on Telly Anyway.
What is his show called?
Frank and Beans I've heard.
Frank and Beans.
I loved it last year.
It was like
he'd mocked up a poster
where his head was
like Frankenstein's
but with
like a
tin of beans
Frankenbeans
Frankenbeans
absolutely amazing
Frankenbeans is an amazing title
Greg it's been
an absolute pleasure
speaking with you
part of me doesn't want to leave him on his own in his house.
No.
But we've got a girl to do it.
Mother fucker.
That's it.
Hey, what's up with that fucking banana kid?
You know that?
You know that routine's amazing.
I've not heard that routine.
I've not heard that routine.
What's up with that banana kid?
Banana kid, have you not?
No, I'm not.
Is that on his album?
Get out of the time.
No, it's a bootleg bit of it.
Oh, is that that bootleg? Yeah. Gibbon time No it's a bootleg bit of it Oh is that that?
Bootleg?
Gibbon feet
What's that?
Gibbon feet
Gibbon feet
Get fucking gibbon
What's with that?
With the feet
With all the hooks
Feet aren't pointing inwards
All the hooks
On the toes
Motherfuckers
My wife's left me guys
This is serious That was one of me guys this is serious
this is serious
this is serious
yeah
he just talks about
his real life
and everyone's laughing
so loudly
because they're expecting
they expect a ball bag
in the mincer
and they're not even listening
and he goes
no seriously
seriously guys
stop laughing
seriously I'm really ill
or picking it off
or picking all the
hundreds and thousands
Off the cupcake
Motherfucker
That was a great one
That was
We've got to go now
Because Greg's
I think he's dehydrated
I think
I'm going to get
Some vitamins
I have
Greg Davis
Thank you very much
Thank you for having me
It's been very nice
And good luck with your
Edinburgh Festival run
Yeah thank you
And good luck with
What are you doing What are you doing I'm doing Some filming On a sitcom I'm doing Thank you for having me. It's been very nice and good luck with your Edinburgh Festival run. Yeah, thank you and good luck with your...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm doing some filming on a sitcom.
I'm doing...
Then I'm going on a date.
Then I'm doing a tour.
I think you're ready, don't you?
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Can you make it sound like you're arsed about it?
Does that not sound enthusiastic? it sound like you're arsed about it make it sound like does that not sound
enthusiastic
you sound like you
hate it
maybe I should get
my friends along
to do it instead
who am I
hey
you fucking
you fucking
potato face
fuck
him
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gamble
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Mother fuck!
Put that...
Put that fuck...
Today's guest...
Today's guest was Greg Davis,
and my show is...
What's that mean?
My show? I haven't got a show.
No, no, but most of the guests that we have have got a show.
Okay. So that's the reason you... Today's guest... I just think you could have adapted this handwritten form. what's that mean? my show? I haven't got a show no no most of the guests that we have have got a show ok
so that's the only reason
today's guest
I just think you could have
adapted this handwritten form
are you going on tour?
alright yeah
today's guest
was Greg Davis
and he isn't going to be
at the Edinburgh Festival
but he is going on tour
in October
and the show is called
The Back of My Mum's Head
all music by
Thomas Fun the Ray
see you tomorrow.