The Peacock and Gamble Podcast - The Peacock and Gamble Podcast: Episode 65

Episode Date: April 26, 2020

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Welcome to the Peacock and Gamble Podcast. In the summertime when the sun is out And it comes in the sky and makes you all hot And shines in your eyes Put your sunglasses on and you'll be alright Put the roof down on the car if you want, or it might be too hot for that. Yes, welcome to the Peacock and Gobble podcast summertime special. Hooray! That's right. Live! I think we've done that before, you

know. Yeah, we have. We've done a roadshow, definitely. Yeah, pretty sure we've done that. Let's do it again. Yeah. Hey, welcome to the Peacock and Gobble summertime special. The sun is out. That's right. All you people listening in America and that, or Greece, or wherever you all are, I'm Ray Peacock. Hello. Oh, hello. I'll tell you what.

After 65 episodes, we've still not got the hello right, have we? We can't get it now. Do it now. Hello, I'm Ed Gamble. Oh, shit. That's right. That is Ed Gamble.

Sorry if I'm speaking over you then. Sorry. And we are here in the summer. All you people in the abroad and you all think, oh, we have all the nice weather. Well, we have got all the boiling, stupid hot weather here at the moment in the UK. Not right for the fat man. It's not.

People go on about it, don't they? Yeah, they go on about, oh, what nice weather. The people they're not thinking about are the fat people who've had too much dinner. Yeah, Ian McGaskill's on the telly going, oh, it's a lovely good day coming up. That's a good impression. Yeah, thanks, mate. Or Michael Fish goes,

oh, it is a lovely day coming up. Does he? Don't worry, it won't be an hurricane like you done that time. Yeah, I remember that when he lied. Yeah, false sense of security.

Yeah. And before you knew it, ran out of a low and I was in hospital. Yeah. Had all his head split open by a wood. Yeah, but I think it made him a better performer. Made him cross-eyed, didn't it? Yeah. Or was he cross-eyed already?

I don't know. I think he was cross-eyed already, you know. Was it, he was, wasn't cross-eyed and a bit of wood made him cross-eyed, or he was cross-eyed and a bit of wood knocked it right again? It gave him a good old, big old scar through his head. Yeah. He had that, and he was, I think it actually slowed him down as a performer, as I recall. I once saw him at the Chester Gateway Theatre in Elsie and Norm's Macbeth. Yeah. Very, very strong. Yeah. It had that. And he was, I think it actually slowed him down as a performer, as I recall. I once saw him at the Chester Gateway Theatre

in Elsie and Norm's Macbeth. Yeah. Very, very strong. Yeah. It's like Gordon Kaye at the moment. Very strong. He's a British actor, Gordon Kaye. He was hurt in an hurricane.

Yeah. So all you people in America, you're all giving it. Yeah, all that. Look at our weather. We have got, right, we have got niche references about Alo Alo.

Yeah. And we have got the sort of weather where you put a lolly up your shorts. Yeah they're giving it all oh hurricane katrina that was horrible think about kent who died on the telly who died off the telly in hurricane katrina yeah good point probably hardly anyone yeah and we and we nearly had one yeah we nearly had one gordon k his eyes went wonky yeah i can definitely say that that wasn't a good moaning for him. That day when that wood went through his car window. That wasn't a good moaning, was it not?

And he didn't look properly at Madonna with the big boobies. Oh, you could say that he made a big boobie driving... Oh, I should have... He made a big boobie driving down that road. Yeah. Listen carefully. I'll have to say this twice. Now your head's all fucked up.

Oh. Welcome to the show. Stupid beginning that. Yeah, very stupid. None of our fans know Gordon Kay is. No, but we know and that's the secret. They don't know about Hello Hello. No.

We played the music for Hello Hello, didn't we, at the live show? Nothing. Nothing. Didn't get anything. They didn't even know what it was. Yeah. know about Hello Hello? No. We played the music for Hello Hello, didn't we, at the live show? Nothing. Nothing. Didn't get anything. They didn't even know what it was. Yeah. I love Hello Hello, me. I know you do.

I've just noticed you've got a David Bowie t-shirt on. Yeah. Why's that? Bought it when I went to see him in a concert. You saw David Bowie in a concert? Yeah. What was he doing? Singing?

Comedy? What was he doing? Singing. Singing his songs? Singing the songs that he does. He's in Labyrinth. I watched Labyrinth last night. I know.

Weirdly. I know. My microphone is resting on Labyrinth. Blu-ray of Labyrinth. Starring David Bowie and Billy Connolly it's a nice shirt I don't like

tall shirts well I think it's a nice design though it's not too horrifically like with a big logo on it or anything

yeah but it's a bit you've got David Bowie's face on your well sort of like yeah not sort of that is his face yeah I know

that's what his eyes are really like that's not sort of like David Bowie yeah and it's like my friend's dog, Patch. He's got eyes like that as well. Patch?

Yeah. Why'd you call him that? Because he's got eyes like that. Yeah, because he's got eyes like that. Anyway, you can't insult any of my stuff. Oh, I beg your pardon. Can I not? Oh, that is the rule, is it now?

You're not allowed to insult any of my stuff. Oh, I'm sorry. The podcast now has rules. Oh, you can't insult my stuff. Oh, you can't mention Down Syndrome. Oh, rules, rules, rules. Right. Because, right, you're a man.

You're a brilliant bloke. Thank you. Thank you very much. You work very hard. I just have a little, I'll have a sip rules, rules, rules. Right, because, right, you're a man, you're a brilliant bloke. Thank you. You work very hard. I'll just have a little, I'll have a sip of my beer, mate. It's two o'clock in the afternoon, you're drinking lager. Half two. Yeah, half two now. It's that Budweiser one with no bubbles in it.

Half two now, because we had to do our traditional warm-up to the podcast of looking for Muppets figures on eBay. Went for our little traditional day trip out as well, didn't we? Yeah, get you a new tyre. Get a tyre. Hey, do you know what? They want me 305 quid off me

a quick fit for three tyres right two of them were just borderline so I've left them yeah I had one on the back 88 quid so I don't know how

they came up with that amount yeah I don't know why you've only got one on the back it's a reverse reliant there you go finally you've all

wondered what my car is it's a reverse reliant that's what I've got it is bright yellow as well isn't it it's lovely yeah it's beautiful

yeah it picks up girls yeah I've got it is bright yellow as well isn't it it's lovely yeah it's beautiful it picks up girls yeah I've got those hooks onto them kind of spiked tyres which you knock them over then reverse back over

the bit picks them up and they're fucked by the time you get there just ruined it's more about not leaving a mess behind it's like a litter stick

yeah anyway the reason you can't insult my stuff mate why are you doing a threatening mate? Mate. What, mate? It's because you've always been a great bloke.

Thank you very much. And you work very hard for all your nice things. Yeah, I know. But recently, I've noticed you have been like an horrible little beggar. Begging. Horrible beggar. Have I... No, hang on.

Can you say beggar these days? Have I... Yeah, somebody begs. Have I begged or have I... You've come... Cut tans, right? No, that's not true. Oh, oh, please get me a model of a pig, everybody. That's not at all what I've been doing. Yeah, it was. It was, oh, get me a model of a pig, get me a

model of a pig. Oh, please give me a pig in my little hands, in my little dirty-faced hands. No, I didn't beg at all. You did. What? What I said, what? You're like a little orphan, like a little... Oh, hello, sir. I told them to. Hello, sir. I'm only missing two pigs. Please, can I have a pig, sir, in my little bucket? That's not what I said at all. I've got a bleeding nose. I think I've got consumption.

I've got to go die in the snow. Unless I had a lovely little pig from a shelf. I didn't see that. Horrible little Victorian orphan. A guilt tripton. A guilt tripton. And out of all our listeners, one fell for it. Yeah, well that's me.

Only one. I am so shocked that someone fell for it. Andrew Rowlands or Rowlands. Rowlands, Rowlands, what do you reckon? I don't know. R-O-W. Rowlands I'd go with. Rowland would be R-O-L.

Rowland I'd go with. Right. Andrew Rowland, off America. Right. My best friend. Your best friend, is he? He's my best friend. He got me the Link hogfrog go with. Right. Andrew Rowland, off America. Right. My best friend. Your best friend, is he? He's my best friend. He got me the Link hogfrog.

Yeah. Right. No one bothered getting me the Julius Strange Pork. No. No. People are going, oh, we can't afford it.

Oh, we can't afford it. Right. Well, then you can't listen to the podcast. Yes, they can. No. No, you can't. Of course they can.

No. I want a better clientele listener. No, you can't. I don't want paupers listening to this podcast. Then we've got to make this, you've got to make the podcast, you've got to pay for it then. All right then. No. Right, you've got to pay for it. No. No, you can't. I know a pauper's listening to this podcast. Then we've got to make this... You've got to make the podcast. You've got to pay for it, then.

All right, then. No. Right, you've got to pay for it. No. No, you have. Five pounds an episode, it is. Because someone's bought you... Someone's been idiotic enough to buy you a pig.

Don't you call my mate an idiot? He's a fucking idiot. No, he's not. No, he's not, actually. He is. No, he's not. Right. Do you want to know something about him, right?

Right. It's from America, right? Yeah. He is a Vietnam hero. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. No, he's not. I've seen a picture of him. He's about 11. He's from America, right? Yeah. He is a Vietnam hero. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. No, he's not. I've seen a picture of him.

He's about 11. He's not about 11. He's a man. So you've clearly not seen a picture of him. I have seen a picture of him in your wallet. Unless that's not him, you weirdo. That's not him. That's my son that I don't speak about.

No, Andrew, right? And he's not even American, right? He's a Southern man, right? But he's a Vietnam hero. He's not. I'll tell you how I first met him. I was a reporter. There you are.

Remember when I was a reporter? No. In Metropolis? No. And remember that day when I went in that helicopter and it got stuck on the top of that building and I was hanging out with it? And who should fly up?

Yeah. Andrew. Andrew. Andrew Rylands. I remember that, yeah. Come and get hold of it. We had a little funny moment, actually. We had a little funny moment where he got hold of me

and he went, I've got you. And I went, you've got me? Who's got you? It's a good moment. I had a laugh. It was one of the best bits of the film. Right. So he's my absolute best friend.

The thing is, right, Andrew and other people have bought you things in the past. Mainly you. They've bought you things because you're the one who goes on about it. That's because I know

how to work a crowd. No, no, because you're like... That's what you're like. Right, stop. No, listen. No, no, because you're like, that's what you're like. Right, stop, stop. No, no, stop saying that. No, no, listen to me.

No, you're disrespecting Andrew. You're disrespecting Andrew because Andrew hasn't done that. What Andrew has done is he's gone, right, okay, I'm a guy,

I listen to this podcast, I don't pay anything for it. Do you know what? I'm just a lovely, I'm just a really nice gay guy. He's not gay because in his picture, I don't think he's gay.

He might be gay and if he is gay, that's fine. Yeah. And in his picture, I don't think he's gay. He might be gay and if he is gay, that's fine. Yeah. But in his picture, he's cuddling a lady, a beautiful lady. He's done well. He's got a beautiful wife. Of course he's got a beautiful wife. He's done well.

Are you saying he's ugly? No, I'm saying he's done well. Of course he's done well because he's a nice man. Are you saying he's ugly? Because he's thoughtful. Not like all these ones who keep going about, I'm getting money. Right, listen.

Right, we're not talking about pigs anymore. That's it. No more talk of pigs. I don't have to talk about pigs. No more talk about moppers. I've got them now. You've got both of them, have you Right, we're not talking about pigs anymore. That's it. No more talk of pigs. I don't have to talk about pigs. No more talking about my pigs. I've got them now. You've got both of them, have you? I've sorted the other one out myself.

Okay, so no more talk about it. I'm not telling them because I've bought it. Because people are buying you presents to say, thank you for the podcast, or thank you for all the free stuff and that. Yeah. Thank you for releasing all these podcasts. Yeah.

But soon the podcast will just be you asking for free stuff. Right. So they will be going, thank you for asking. I want Animal on his drum kit. Right, well, you can't have it be going, thank you for asking. I want Animal on his drum kit. Right, well, you can't have it anyway. That's what I want. I want Animal on a drum kit. Right.

150 quid. Mate, shut up. I want it. No, you don't mention Muppets again on this podcast. What do you mean, don't mention Muppets again? You don't mention Muppets again. All right, Hitler. Right, here's what I want.

Because, basically, I don't think I want anything from you people. You don't. You're posh. Right. You don't need anything. You're not like me, working class. I had to work my way up and ask for things. And now you live in Robin Williams' house in toys.

Yeah, do you know how hard it was to get to this point? Yeah. Do you know when I was your age? Working for Wetherspoons. Going to bar at Wetherspoons. 14 hour days. Yeah, fine. I was on 170 quid a week.

All right. Yeah? So look, I built this empire, mate. I built it up. 14 hour days yeah fine I was on 170 quid a week alright yeah so look I built this empire mate I built it up and you're sat there going oh you can't ask for one pig

oh you can't ask for that that's just begging I'm not begging I'm just saying if you want to help because I sometimes you want to help

I'll be honest with you I think I've got a problem right here's what I want and I think if other people buy it it won't be as bad. Mate, listen.

I think I'm addicted to the Muppets. I think I have a Muppet head. I think I've got a Muppet problem. I had it with Star Wars Lego for a bit. And I think I got over that by getting all of it. I don't think I'll ever be happy unless I have everything to do with the Muppets. I don't think I'm ever going to be

happy unless I am Kermit! I'm going to have an operation! To get my face all green! I'm going to get my face green and. Oh, right. I'm going to get my face green and my eyes put on the top of my head. And it's going to be like this. Hey-ho, go be the frog.

That's a rubbish impression. And then I'm going to have my voice changed as well. And then I will do it perfect. Right. Can I get a Muppet car? No. Please, can somebody buy me a Muppet car? Muppets are banned now.

A car with paintings of the Muppets all over it. You're not allowed any more Muppets. You are a shit. No, I'm not. You're not allowed any more Muppets. Yes, you are. What do you want for your toys? Right, I don't want toys, mate.

Ask for Muppets. But basically, I'm going to do it like it... Ed, Ed, Ed. Ed, we are mates. I'm not going to ask for Muppets. Ask the people for Muppets. But basically, I'm going to do it like it's... Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed, we are mates. I'm not going to ask for Muppets. Ask the people for Muppets.

No, no, it's not just me going on about it all the time. You've got the thing off Matt's Warren. No, I'm going to

get some things together, right, and this will be for all of us, alright? Okay. Right, if Banksy is listening, I'd like him to do a

drawing of me in one of his political drawings on a wall, like me playing poker with a traditional red Indian. Alright, nice.

That would work wouldn't it? Banksy could get that for red. We could chip that off the wall and sell it. Also, I do want

to commission there must be some good painters out there. James Hans, that's my favourite painter at the moment. Does he listen?

I don't know if he listens or not but he does all Muppet paintings. Oh, you fucking twice. Honestly, it's all Jim Henson stuff but they're beautiful. Right, well if he listens or not, but he does like all Muppet paintings. Oh, you fucking twat. Honestly, it's all Jim Henson stuff, but

they're beautiful. Right, well, if he listens, I'd like to... He done Beaker as the scream. Right, I'd like to commission a painting of me and Ray and Freddy Krueger, right, and we are in a lovely garden. Oh, that's alright, yeah. Me, you and Freddy Krueger having the best day out ever, right? And I want loads of pogs.

Like, shit loads of pogs. What are pogs? Pogs? Oh, come on, mate. Game, right? You put them all in a pile. You've got a slammer, right? Yeah. Then you throw the slammer down, and the ones you turn over, you win. Okay.

I don't want any pogs. Right. Okay. And also, I want some bottles of molten brown black pepper body wash, please. Oh, okay. I thought you had got one of them. Yeah, but I really like it, so I want to sort of stack it up. No, you should do. Some work at the BBC. Yeah. Get work really like it, so I wanted to sort of stack it up. You should do some work at the BBC.

Yeah. Get work at the BBC, because it's always the other little ones in your dressing room. Well, I want big ones. I've got one in my bag from last night. Yeah, nice one, mate. I'm just going to say now that that is the last time we talk about pigs, is the last time we talk about Muppets. Even if we have to talk about pigs generally, if we have to say all my favourite things...

So this is the last time? No, as now. No, no, you can't do that. That's not fair. Done. No, it's not done. Done. I edit it. It's not done. Done. Right, this is the last time? No, as now. No, no, you can't do that. That's not fair. Done. No, it's not done. Done. I edit it.

It's not done. Done. Right, this is the last time, so this is a proper appeal. Did you know that there are lots of Africans starving to death? And that AIDS is an horrible thing and a problem in the world. Yeah. And homeless is terrible. Yeah.

And all disasters and things, all, everything going wrong. Right, I don't know where this is going. So why not buy Muppet stuff? Muppet stuff on eBay. Get some Muppet stuff on eBay and send it to Ray. And I'll make a donation to charity. No, don't do any of that.

I'll make some sort of donation. Let us know what charity you follow and pitch your charities and then we'll make a donation. No, cut out the middleman. You don't have to send Muppets or anything like that. How on earth is that going to work? Well, I don't think we should be acting like a charity going, Oh, please give me a Muppet.

I'm a weird man-child who just bumbles around his house. Right, do you know what I'm going to do now? What? You know when you sell all the things you want? Yeah. I'm going to edit that out. I'm going to go, and you say, here's what I want the things you want? Yeah. I'm going to edit that out. I'm going to go, and you say,

here's what I want, and then you'll go, please give me a muppet, I'm a weird man child. And then I'm going to drop this bit in. Mate, you can't have a go at me when you're saying it as well. Job done.

Time for the impressions round. Is it? Yeah, well, this is the bit we do every week where Ray does some impressions and you, the boys and girls at home, have got to guess who it is. I don't think this happens every week, does it? Yes.

So, here's this week's one. And as we know, I am a master of mimicry. Yeah. And I can do them all, me. You are a very good of voices. Who can forget last week's Loie Grayson? Right, here we go.

My name is Michael Caine. Hang on. My name is Michael Caine. Oh, not many people know about that. My name is Michael Caine. Right. Oh, you're only supposed to blow the fucking doors off me.

That's very aggressive and it doesn't sound much like Michael Caine. And I'm doing the character that he's doing as well. No, but... Shh, don't say who it is. No, you've already said who it is. You've got to guess who that is. and it doesn't sound much like Michael Caine and I'm doing the character that he's doing as well no but shh don't say who it is no you've already said who it is you've got to guess

who that is and it doesn't say blow the fucking doors off write in now to where guess who it is on the fan page

or on the peacockandgamble.com it's too growly for Michael Caine write in on the forum at peacockandgamble.com my name is

Michael Caine it's more like that enter the competition I'll do it again for you my name is Michael Caine my name is Michael Caine. It's more like that. Enter the competition. I'll do it again for you. My name is Michael Caine. My name is Michael Caine. It's not even a word.

Oh, Charlie. Oh, Charlie. Charlie. That's his name, isn't it, in the Italian job. I'm Charlie. Somebody has broken into my toilet.

And that's the end of it. That's Noel Coward. What was the R? He's not a pirate. It probably was in something. Right. Probably has done a pirate, hasn't he? Right.

Whoever this person is, very clever. See, he's trying to trick me now. Michael Caine. There's another one that he does. Oh, Batman, I put your tights in the wash. Oh, don't worry, they'll be dry by tonight. When you go and fight a dumb smiler one.

What ones has he done? Oh, I can't believe Debbie Fenn got killed on an Aussie estate. I'm going to go and torture that lad off skins. I've seen that one. Yeah, I have. Yeah, I liked it a lot. I thought Jack was amazing in it.

I've not seen it. I know Jack. I've not seen it. Off skins, because I was in it with him. Anyway, did some more of his impressions. Was he in Muppet Treasure Island? I think he was, you know. Or Muppet Christmas Carol, was he in?

Of course he was. Right. Oh, I'm Scrooge. Come here, I'm Scrooge. Everything. And not a lot of people know that. Everything comes back to Muppets. Not a lot of people know it.

So, if you think you know the answer to that, enter on the fan page, write down your name, your address, your telephone number, or your email address, whatever, and say what you'd like to win.

I'd like to give away a prize, actually, if that's alright. I get to come up with a prize because you come up with a competition. Yeah, what's the prize? Link Hogthrob. Okay.

So when that arrives, that'll be winging its way. No, no, no, not that one. Yeah, no, when that one arrives, that'll be winging its way. No, no, no, not that one. Yeah, no, when that one arrives, that'll be winging its way. No, you're saying you're going to supply it. No, I'm saying you're going to supply it because you're getting it sent in by a fan

and that's being signed by you and sent to whoever wins the competition. You said, I'd like to give away a prize. So you do that. That's fine. You can do that. I do the impression.

I'm running the competition. I'm overseeing the website. No, Link Hogthrope's going straight from your little house. Say what you want your prize to be when you enter. Say what you want your prize to be. It's got to be something

that won't cost us anything. Like, it might just be, like, some of our pubes or something. Like, if you want some of our pubes, I will send you some of our pubes. Weirdly, that will cost me quite a lot because I've sold my pubes. You've given the rights to your pubes. Yeah, I have. Because me quite a lot because I've sold my pubes. You've given the rights

to your pubes, haven't you? Yeah, I have, because I grow a crest down there for an orphanage. He actually grows a crest down there

for one of the major supermarkets. We shan't tell you which one, but let's just say I'm not allowed in it. So, this competition, just write down

your name, your address, say Michael Caine and then see what you win in the end. But who was that? Who was that? I'm Michael Caine and then see what you win in the end. But who was that? Who was that?

I'm Michael Caine. I'm Michael Caine. Mate, I'm a bit worried that you're getting too much stuff in your mouth. Are you worried that I'm too hungry? No.

I feel hungry. You feel hungry? Yeah. Right, well that's good to know. I'm also drinking every day. You're drinking beer every day? Yeah. How many beers are you having a day?

One or one. One? Well, the one's fine, isn't it? One beer a day's alright. I've never been a drinker. I now feel like I need it. No, you don't. I do.

When I get in... No, you don't. When I get in at night, if I see it in the fridge, I just go, oh, I need that. No, you don't. You think that would be nice.

I don't. Then you have it. I think I need it. If you've got... And I can only get it out of the fridge and I just go, oh, I need that. No, you don't. You say, do you think that would be nice? I don't. Then you have it. I'm going to need it. And I can hardly get it out of the fridge because of my hands shaking. If you got home and it wasn't in the fridge, would you go, oh, good God. I bought these because we had them at a gig. Me and you had them at a gig. I think it was that one in York.

Budweiser 66 it is. Yeah. The lightly carbonated one. Yeah. I quite liked it. Yeah. I had one of them. I'm going to buy some of them. Yeah. Probably like 20 pack or something. I don't know. I'm not counting them, but it is. Yeah. The lightly carbonated one. Yeah. And I quite liked it. Yeah. I had one of them and I'm going to buy some of them.

Yeah. Probably like 20 pack or something. I don't know. I'm not counting them but it's a lot. But you have one a day I think you'd be alright. This is my first one today

and it's like getting on for three o'clock now. Yeah but you're not going to have another one now though. I might. Well I think actually drink as much as you can because I'm a bit worried

your ass has gone a bit heavy because you've got all this stuff in here and it's weighing it down. What if one day right you feel like going America or South America right and it's weighing it down what if one day right yeah you feel like going america or south america right and then you can't afford the plane ticket because you've spent all the money on all your stuff so you decide i've got a way i'll go loads of balloons

touch it to the top of my house but then it's so heavy that the balloons can't even lift your house up and you just have to stay in boring old england and not live in south america on the waterfall right this is up, innit? Yeah. The only reason my house would be too heavy is if you were in here with your Cub Scout uniform on. My Cub Scout uniform? Yeah. That's what the little boy is wearing, isn't he?

Oh, yeah, sorry. I forgot that bit. Yeah. You'll be the reason that the house comes down off the bridge. Anyway, he's not a Cub Scout. He's a wilderness explorer. Oh, is he? Okay.

Yeah. We're not allowed to say Scouts. Obviously not, no. You'd think Disney would have been able to get away with Cub Scouts, wouldn't you? Yeah, I don't think they could, though. Wilderness explorer. All right, well, you're that, then. Have, wouldn't you? Yeah, I don't think they could, though. Wilderness Explorer. Alright, well, you're that then. Have you watched it up recently?

Yeah, watched it the other day. Did you cry? A little bit, yeah. Broke my heart crying it up. Yeah. I don't know how you could not. Yeah, I know what you mean, mate. I don't think you can look at it and not shed one tear or at least be upset.

I've got a friend who said that it didn't upset her because she had no emotional investment in the woman who died at the beginning. You got loads done, didn't you? Yeah, and also surely you get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Surely you get the idea of being with

someone that long and then losing them. Yeah, because they do it in the montage, don't they? Be that a relative or a lover or a pet or a car.

Tamagotchi. Yeah, anything. Or a pet rock. Anything you've had an emotional investment in has suddenly gone. So you watched

Doctor Who? Yeah, I've decided I'm going to revisit some films that have made me cry in the past. Planes, Trains and Automobiles almost did me. Planes, Trains and Automobiles? Yeah. Really? Yeah.

It's a beautiful film and I think John Candy at the end of it I think is amazing throughout it as is Steve Martin. But I think the reveal at the end if you've not seen it I'm not even going to say what it is because it's worth going and watching it.

It's a great film. I don't think it's just like a screwball comedy, because it's not that. Yeah. A really heart-wrenching thing happens. All right. There's a reveal at the end, and it's really, really upsetting, I think. All right. Well, that one, I'll watch that one, even though that is your cry film.

It's not a cry film. It is your cry film. I've got a major cry film. What? I am Sam. Sean Penn playing a special. Right. Who is in custody of his daughter, and. Who is out of custody of his daughter

and he's trying to get custody of his daughter. Well, he can't. He can't because he can't look after her. I've not seen the film and I will immediately say he can't because he can't look after her properly. Yeah. That's kind of the theme of the film.

Right. And why are you crying? Because basically you've been emotionally manipulated by Hollywood. Think of it from the judge's perspective. Right. Think about it practically it from the judge's perspective. Right. Think about it practically and from the judge's perspective. You've got to stop these opinions that you have.

Why? You've got to stop this abrasive... We were at Riverside Studios the other day where there's a gay play on. Yeah. We walked past it. The poster's too many in bed and you just put it in front of everyone,

put it out and went, I don't think so. Yeah, but that was a joke yeah I know oh so you're serious about the disabled man

shouldn't no I'm I just think think about it from the judge's perspective no one thinks ever thinks about the authority

figures in these films they're all like oh think of the underdog no think about the man who has responsibility in his day-to-day life

not just running around dribbling it's not the underdog though he's not the underdog, though. It's not an underdog. The point of the film is that he is capable of looking after her. Is he? No.

Well, that's what you see within the film, whether he is or not. Guilty. Send him to jail. Right. So you're now sending someone to jail for having severe autism. Is that what it is? Yeah. No, not for that, then.

Oh, no. You don't mind that one? No. So he doesn't get sent to jail. Not that I recall. But he can it is? Yeah. No, not for that then. Oh no, you don't mind that one. No, so he doesn't get sent to jail. Not that I recall. But he can look after his daughter. Well, again, don't ruin the film for people. People might want to go and watch it. Well, if you cried and he probably doesn't get it. I cried

from literally about the third minute in. Right. A constant stream. Well, here's some other ones. Heartbreaking ones. Here's some other ones for me. Maybe I will watch that one and that will be my cry film as well. What we could do one day is just get together and shut all the

windows and the blinds and just get a big box of tissues share it man sized and then just watch I Am Sam and just feel free

to cry get ice cream and nap yeah and just maybe just sort of rub our faces together when they're all wet and just

mix our tears up yeah E.T. yep there we go since I was a child same same I had it on Pirate Video

many many years did you yeah that's a very different it on Pirate Video for many, many years. Did you? Yeah. That's a very different film on Pirate Video, don't it? Arr, Fodom. Right. Fodom.

Fodom, tell them where the treasure is. Bigfoot and the Andersons. Right, I've seen that because I think my brother used to like it, but I don't recall much about it. I cried. Is it a crier? Yeah, very much a crier.

In America, it was called Arry and the Andersons because they didn't know what Bigfoot cried. Is it a crier? Yeah, very much a crier. In America, it was called Ari and the Hendersons because they didn't know what Bigfoot was. Is that true? Well, they called it Ari and the Hendersons

anyway, I know that much. Are you sure that it wasn't called Harry and the Hendersons over here? No, I think it was called Bigfoot and the Hendersons over here. So, same, really,

but it doesn't really make sense. Harry and the Hendersons over there. I think it was called Harry and the Hendersons over there because I think Bigfoot is a bigger deal over there. Why not call it Bigfoot then

if it's a bigger deal then get more people in if you call it Bigfoot. Because he's called Sasquatch over there. Well, there you go. Maybe they didn't want to call it Sasquatch and the Hendersons. Yeah, but they probably

also know what Bigfoot is though. Well, I don't know anyway. Because Leonard Nimoy did In Search of Bigfoot. Right. Or was it In Search of Sasquatch? I don't know, mate. I don't know either.

I'm confused. It's a minefield. Why is it upsetting? Right. Did he die? Basically, Bigfoot. Like. Or was it in search of Sasquatch? I don't know, mate. I don't know either. I'm confused. It's a minefield. Why is it upsetting? Right. If you die? Basically, Bigfoot. Like a big, hunky man. Like Chewbacca.

No, very much like Chewbacca. Yeah. But a bit more shaved. Now, hang on. Is Bigfoot shaved, or is that just how he was? He looks a bit more shaved than Chewbacca. Yeah, but I don't think that Bigfoot was in the woods with a Gillette. Right.

Going, I'll tell you what, before I reveal myself out there, I'm going to just pop a bit off the chest. Have a bit off the chest. Have a bit off the chest. Well. I think that's just how he's grown, isn't it?

Right, okay. He doesn't exist. Well, he's grown a bit more shaved than Chewbacca. He goes to live with Harry. Right.

No, he's Harry. Yeah. He goes to live with the Andersons, who are a family. They don't know. This is a good section, isn't it?

What? This could be quite a good regular section that we could do here, which is, Ed tries to remember a film he saw years ago.

I remember it made me cry. And he causes all sorts of havoc. Gets the boy drunk.

Does he? When the boy's at school, though. And he's in the house getting drunk. That's E.T.

Alright. They look the same. They don't look any alike, each other. And then it

comes towards the end, where he has to leave now, because the police are after him. if they like each other. And then it comes towards the end where he... Right. Yeah. Where he has to leave now because the police are after him. Why?

And he has to get across a motorway. See, the problem with this what you're saying now is I don't know what the real story is. He does have to go. So I can't pull you up

on stuff. Right. What's getting across a motorway? He has to get to the forest but the motorway's been built through the middle of the forest.

And he has to get across there, but he can't. Judge says he can't. The police are after him. Right. Definitely. Yeah, okay. What's he done? I think they just want to experiment on him.

Okay. So they get to the woods. Would the police get involved in that? Yes. Or would that be like, they would, yes. Yes. They get to the woods. Who's they?

Chewbacca. Ari. Yeah. Ari and Third Rock from the Sun Right Yep Oh he doesn't want to go The thing is earlier

Third Rock from the Sun Didn't like him Because he caused a mess In the house But then Now he does like him Because he gets on With his family

So he says to him Get out of here Being angry For get rid of him For get rid of him Yeah And Harry is upset The Bigfoot

Is upset Does he talk Does he talk Like Chewbacca Like Chewbacca foot get rid of him get rid of him yeah and Harry is upset the big foot he's upset does he talk does he talk like Chewbacca like Chewbacca and then he so he sends him away he's all upset

and you think why don't be upset he didn't mean it he didn't mean it but then you see his family join him little family join him

little foot little foot and his missus foot so what is that what makes you cry yeah I'm happy I'm happy

I'm sad at the same time. I'm going, oh! Do you know what's weird about this? What? Your film pitches made more sense.

But what you're doing, you're explaining a film that does exist and because you can't remember it, it's literally absolute bollocks. I don't believe

there's a single person that even our most hardcore fans, I don't believe are still sat single person that even our most hardcore fans yeah I don't believe are still sat listening to this right I think they're going

this is going to just go on for ages well no that's the end now no and oh I know it's the end yeah and you know it's the end

yeah but they've already left what film should we do next week what do you mean what film should we do next week what other ones can you not remember why not do one

you've never seen alright why not do a film you've never seen and you can explain what happens in that alright what film have you not seen recently well you do one you've never seen? Alright. Why not do a film you've never seen and you can explain what happens in that? Alright. What film have you

not seen recently? Will you give me a film and I'll tell you if I've seen it? Poseidon Adventure. No. Have you not seen that?

No. Me either. Right. Right. Next week, Ed will be telling you the plot of the Poseidon Adventure.

I don't want to be going away cheating. No, I'm not going to have a look. Of course I won't. Do you know anything about it at all? Nope.

All I know is it's on a submarine. That's all I know. Oh, don't tell me that. Mate, we can't just have the title of a film and then you just essentially do one of your film submarine. That's all I know. Oh, don't tell me that. Mate, you can't just have the title of a film

and then you just essentially do one of your film pictures. It's got to have a vague connection to what the film was. Poseidon Adventure on a submarine. As far as I know, it's a disaster film on a submarine. Right, and you give me one actor. I don't know. I've never seen it. It's been remade as well.

It's called Poseidon. Probably Gregory Peck, as a guess. Right, okay. I'd imagine Gregory Peck. Right, okay, so we're going with that. Next week, I'll describe the plot to the Poseidon Adventure, which is as a guess. Right, okay. I would imagine Gregory Peck to be Mark Inslee. Right, okay, so we're going with that. Next week I'll describe the plot to The Poseidon Adventure, which is understated me, we've possibly got Gregory Peck in it. I would imagine Gregory Peck's almost certainly in it.

Bang, I'll do that, lovely. And don't be the only one telling us stuff about it this week. No. Don't be feeding Ed the plot. No, I won't listen if you try. You can maybe feed him some secret plots. Yeah, to a little red herring. I know one red herring.

Rich and Erin after we compared his gig. He was a red herring then, wasn't he? Yeah. Because we did it so much better than him, probably. Yeah, probably. Peacock and Gamble podcast was devised and performed by Ray Peacock and Ed Gamble. All music by The Tiger Lilies, except for the last one,

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