The Problem With Jon Stewart - London Edition: Satire in the Age of Murdoch and Trump
Episode Date: March 8, 2023Bloody hell! Jon is in London to talk about populism. Turns out it’s not unique to America! Jon is joined by Ian Hislop, editor of the satirical current affairs publication Private Eye Maga...zine, to discuss the reign of Rupert Murdoch, the economic consequences of a government run by lunatics, and the explicitly corrupt yet unbeatable right-wing propaganda machine. Season 2 is now streaming on Apple TV+. CREDITSHosted by: Jon Stewart Featuring, in order of appearance: Ian Hislop Executive Produced by Jon Stewart, Brinda Adhikari, James Dixon, Chris McShane, and Richard PleplerLead Producer: Sophie EricksonProducers: Zach Goldbaum, Caity Gray Assoc. Producer: Andrea BetanzosSound Engineer: Miguel Carrascal Senior Digital Producer: Freddie Morgan Digital Producer: Cassie Murdoch Digital Coordinator: Norma Hernandez Supervising Producer: Lorrie Baranek Head Writer: Kris Acimovic Elements Producer: Kenneth HullClearances Producer: Daniella Philipson Senior Talent Producer: Brittany Mehmedovic Talent Manager: Marjorie McCurryTalent Coordinator: Lukas ThimmSenior Research Producer: Susan Helvenston Theme Music by: Gary Clark Jr.The Problem With Jon Stewart podcast is an Apple TV+ podcast, produced by Busboy Productions. https://apple.co/-JonStewart
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Normally I do this from my house and it's yeah, I have my computer
Yeah, and so the fact that we have cameras here. Yeah, no, no, I was bored about the cameras. All right. Here you go
You'll have to excuse me. I have a bit of jet lag
I was supposed to take melatonin and I think it might have been opium. So if the brain isn't
Working to the same extent just
Sync up the album dark side of the moon put on your headphones and all of this will make sense
I
Hello
Welcome to the podcast. It's the problem with me Jon Stewart
We're excited the Apple TV plus show is back. Our first episode was last week
it was guns and crime and
Oh, did I mention we're in London? I mean, we're in London right now. This is a special podcast
We're doing it from the offices of the
esteemed
satirical magazine private eye and
So I am not in my usual
Super weird-looking office. We are gonna be talking to Ian Hizlop today
About his running of private eye magazine British politics. So it's gonna be it's gonna be an exciting podcast
For all of us and we'll be running down
everything from
Brexit to Murdoch and we'll probably just stop there
Because that could take up some time. Welcome. Thank you. This is thrilling. First of all for me
It's thrilling to be here. We're in the offices of private, which is legendary a legendary satirical magazine
Don't I see the look on your face the look on Ian Hizlop's face is one that says please sir
Do not praise me. Yeah, where I shall not accept your praise but accept it you my friend
It's such an honor to me. You such a pleasure to me. You comedian satirist
Cultural commentator prize fighter, which I was surprised to find out middleweight champion of the world
Didn't realize that was in there brain surgeon first violinist
What?
Thank you for yeah, that's better. I prefer the job. Yes, and I apologize to you because my brain is not quite functioning
fluent last night and
Do you do you take melatonin to sleep ever? No
How do you what do you take? I usually legal action
What's the treat?
Speaking of legal action, sir, I
Know that Rupert Murdoch has tried desperately to ruin your country
And he's ruining ours. Yeah at present
How do we?
Legally stop him and I mean legally. Yeah, I don't think you can
I mean there are monopoly laws, which I don't know whether they work in the US. They didn't really work here
We tried a bit of that. There was cross-party support
It didn't really work under our Prime Minister Tony Blair
In the end he decided it was better to suck with the devil. So he went and met
Murdoch and
He ended up in a compromise. I
Think it's up to the rest of us just to challenge it
I mean Murdoch is trying to set up at the moment
He has a new television station in Britain, which is meant to be like Fox news really. Yeah
Which is called I think it's called talk TV and it stars and again, you can stars is the word Piers Morgan
No, I'm not familiar with that name. No and nor with the the the use of the word star
So
He's the lead on this but I mean happily for all of us here. It's terrific flop and no one's watching
So that's that's how they start but as a little bit of background. So there was a scandal in
2011 where and it's it's hard to even fathom
sort of
the depths of human depravity that they went to but ultimately it was the news of the world and they
Hacked into the phones of people who yeah had died. Yeah, and
The revelation that came out of it was obviously the closeness of Rupert Murdoch to conservative MPs into the yeah the Tories
The same thing is is happening again with are you familiar with this Dominion lawsuit? Yeah
Yeah, I mean from our point of view. This is a continuation of the Trump assault on reality
Which is essentially things that are quite obviously true
You say aren't true and things that are quite obviously not true. You say are true. I mean, it is an attempt to
Stop people
Having any connection to the real world, right and when we watch from here
Fox News or I mean you know mainstream news with those people on it
It's difficult to believe and often in Britain. We feel we're about five years behind the States
So you got Trump. Okay, then we got Boris Johnson. Yes, you know, it's a diminished version
But it's the same playbook and we get worried that we will end up in a world where it doesn't matter if you're found out
Literally where you can come on and Boris Johnson has him. I mean he he has been found out
He was removed from office, which is very good news, but they got they got Capone on taxes
I mean he was removed from office from having parties, you know for for having wasn't actually he again
This is part of the narrative everyone must remember
He was he was removed from office because all his government resigned after he appointed a man who was a known groper
of young male assistants
And he appointed him to a post in government right and then he sent out his ministers to say no
No, I had no idea about him
But actually he did he did his name was Pinscher and he called him Pinscher by name
Pinscher by nature. You see that's knowledge. He did know about him and he appointed him
So everybody in his cabinet, you know more or less from the top downwards apart from the lunatics sent letters saying I
Can't work with you
You don't tell the truth. You have no moral compass. You have no ethics. Yeah, that's that's never been but can I tell you
What a pleasure it is
That British corruption is still so clever
I mean Pinscher by name Pinscher by nature at least it's a joke at least it's you have to respect the
Witticisms of the corruption. Yeah, I mean trouble is about Boris Johnson. We lost our sense of humor a while back
It's no longer the the wild hair and the zip lining and getting stuck in the middle
That doesn't doesn't thrill in the way that it used to know it's him coming up and saying look
I told you you couldn't visit your grandmother in the care home when she's dying, but me I was pissed as a party
It's great. You do what I say, but me I don't have to do it. I don't apply to me
That's right. We've got we've got the same thing working in the States with you know when they were doing the lockdowns
You know that the sort of famous one is yeah, and there's some going to French Laundry
Which is this beautiful restaurant the middle of everything? Yeah, and it gets people really angry people are still angry here
Right if you we've got a scandal blowing up the the moment the then health secretary
Was he literally was caught on a CCTV camera in his office?
Snogging his assistant. He was married obviously
Conservative you know traditionally this guy. No, he was snogging his assistant and in fact groping her bum
He was caught on CCTV. This is when we were meant to be observing social distancing six foot like he wasn't six foot away
He had his tongue down a thread now and he'd appointed this woman
I hate to interrupt you, but I just you know, I'm on a roll
He appointed please this woman because he fancied her when they were at college
And she never thought he was a bit of a geek, but when he became in the government
He appointed her to his own team and then got off with it and the rest of us are thinking
We're wondering whether we can go outside and have a cup of tea or whether we have to say we're exercising
Whether the police will move us on and you're just groping people in your office. Yes
Now it does get you quite annoyed but to be fair
I don't want to be fair in the in the early days of COVID that was how they tested
Before they could swab yeah, you had to use your tongue
Yeah, it was an oral test their head. That's it. That's exactly right
And so they would just look if you could collect from the back of the tonsil. Yeah
Through the tongue everyone was learning as they went to log
I want to ask you about this because as somebody who's who's fought this yeah for your adult life this this idea of
Public piety and private perversity and corruption and all these different
Elements I think the most difficult thing for me to understand as someone who got into the business of comedy
The idea was always the fable of the Emperor has no clothes
Yeah, and you always thought you know what to be that child
Who sees things that are obvious that the grown-ups are pretending isn't there and to call it out. Yeah
And you always imagine in the calling out
That the crowd says my god
The veil has been lifted. Yeah, and what you never thought is
That you would call it out. So then everyone would just continue the farce naked the Emperor has no clothes and they go like
Yeah, but
Yeah, it's so worse half the crowd say no, he's got clothes on he's got clothes on I can see the clothes or
He's got clothes on and you're a pedophile. Yeah, you know, it's now conspiracy
I mean if if you knew what I knew if you'd sat in your bedroom and read this blog, which isn't true
You would know what I know as a person who sits in his bedroom and reads drivel on the internet
You would know that he has actually got clothes on
But he hasn't he really hasn't got clothes on that's the worst bit of getting to this stage is
Small boy you me childish sense of humor thinking he's got no clothes on I'll point him out
The Emperor in the fable
Realizes that he's made a fool of himself and he doesn't have any clothes on nowadays the Emperor's Trump the Emperor is Boris
He says no, I have got clothes on
and these machines
That you're seeing through have made the the clothes invalid. I mean, it's just it is mad
It's mad and and the only thing that seems to work and it worked here was repetition
Tenacious as as that side if you say it often enough right at a certain point for us Boris Johnson
He'd always been a liar, but he became a liability and at that point his own party thought
No, we've had enough of you now. Mm-hmm. I think
There was a moment when there was elements in the Republican Party that began to think we might do better with someone else
Now I don't know if someone else is gonna be worse, right, but you can tell me
That but at least there is got some bad news. Okay
How many years behind us? Are you about five?
So you got about three and a half more years left and then it all is gonna fall through
You know Trump is such an outsized figure. Yeah, but the groundwork for
For Trump is really been laid in our country for the past 40 or 50 years. Yeah, and it is that
the right wing very
explicitly
Decided and this is in the 70s and 80s after
Nixon was taken down and Roger Ailes
Who ran Fox News for a long time was Nixon's advisor?
They explicitly stated we need to control the narrative so that what happened to Nixon
Could never happen again to another Republican and they built
parallel structures of authority in news in
Institutions like
universities in think tanks
almost to shift
To this other track this kind of Potemkin Village the facade that they could build on the side
But you don't have that here. No
They're their attempts to set it up, but we don't have a yet. We do have a very right-wing press at the moment
I mean more so they have
shifted
To the right and they become less representative. I think of the electorate
But more representative of this rump of a conservative party, which we have left, right
But we do have the BBC which obviously our government hates. I mean all governments hate the BBC
The BBC is a sort of national broadcaster. It's
Independent but funded by the license fee so all governments say the BBC is biased against us
Which they aren't but they are critical of them right and criticism as you know, it's gum and stone on that
No, it's a terrible thing and again following the Trumpian model, you know
They have done it fairly explicitly have said we must get rid of the BBC because it's a not it's not allowing you real news
Right and by real they mean fake obviously, right?
They're not allowing us to peddle a narrative which isn't true
and it was certainly true during lockdown and
There are a number of you know, they the anti-vaxxers were out
There's a sort of group of of lunatic conspiracy theories which used to be on the fringe of the party
that's right and then now in the middle of the party and
The Daily Mail and the Daily Telegraph in particular have taken up a very extreme position
Which is new for us, right?
So the the controlling of the sensible narrative is getting more difficult and they're just they're just indications that
with the GB news which is
Another attempt to be Fox News and they've employed most of the people who were thrown out of the last government
So you've got Jacob Rees-Mogg on there and Nadine Dorris. There's names may not mean that you're beginning now that cycle of
Government to media yeah, and that revolving door where they go into government to ruin everybody's lives
and then get a pretty nice payday at a
Media Institute or a media network and then they go live on television and say I was right all along, right?
And you're thinking no, I do remember the bit where you weren't right at all
We're gonna show it to you. Yeah, and that's still not going to do it
No, the difficulty sometimes is that the the legacy media or the mainstream media as they recall don't do themselves any favors
By also falling prey to sensationalism what happened in the United States was the media finally met an entity as
Narcissistic as they are and that's Trump and so they found in him this natural enemy and they took the bait and
So their behavior during the Trump years
Really was one of
Okay, we are your enemy and we are your foe and we're going to behave in that manner and they lost some perspective
Which gives fuel to those yeah, you say you got it here. Yeah
Because all you need is a little bit of a window opening. Yeah. Yeah, I mean and and that is
the time to be cautious and
I think
Trump's gift was he managed to suggest that criticizing him was criticizing the general public
Was criticizing ordinary Americans. Yes, and in this country, it's it's for people like myself to say
Well, you would think that because you're very badly educated and you haven't thought about it as much as I have
I mean that won't do we know that you don't you you don't defeat populist arguments by telling people they're stupid and
We had this particularly over Brexit which is Britain leaving the EU which I
thought at the time and still think and
Now opinion polls have come around to our point you that that was a terrible terrible error
It was an outbreak of sort of Trumpian nationalism of little Englander
Isolationism of the type that right, you know is pretty current throughout the world at the moment
And we thought we were above that and we found we weren't
It it came and you know it hit Britain in just the same way as it hit elsewhere
And this was sort of people thinking
You don't care about us. You don't care about the working class. You're extremely elite and the mainstream media is in league with you
Now I've made a number of documentaries about fake news and what interests me is the first person to use the phrase mainstream media
Was Joseph Goebbels? That's not so it is so no and he in one of his propaganda sheets said
It's very important that you don't read the mainstream media because they'll tell you lies
You must read the truth. Are he the ramblings of?
his boss and his associated work and you do have to watch this
This is a very very well established technique of fascists is to tell you don't read this stuff
Right our stuff. It's it's such a complicated mix because
this move to populism
Which is so now taken hold in and you see it now in in France and Italy and in all these other places in
Some ways it's hard not to connect it to the actions of the United States and the
destabilizing first of all of globalization and corporations sort of
Manufacturing bases moving out of Britain in the United States and moving to places where they could pay people nothing and it's sort of a
Colonialism light where we try and establish supply lines without having to use the army. Yeah, and the destabilization of
the Middle East and and sort of driving that refugee migration and all that and
Have we in our
Desire to spread democracy and light. I don't know if you know this but the United States is a shining city on a hill
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I didn't read that somewhere
You notice there's a beacon of the world and we remain by the way
Desire us to believe that
But we're aware of right. It's it's foreign policy faults as well as our own
But there is I think, you know, the United States may well want to beat itself up
But Europe can equally do the same there was a failure in in ten twenty years of
globalization and internationalism of
failing to consider
The worst off sections of your own population, right? So everything looked great. This is good
We all believe in the ideas ever greater union all our problems
Need to be solved collectively and I was gonna solve, you know, global warming through nationalism
It's it isn't gonna happen, right, you know smaller the nation, but it's in the pursuit of cheap t-shirts
Yeah, all of this but also in pursuit of a sort of an
Attempt to get some sort of control over the little bits of your life left
So in Britain the entire Brexit movement was let's get back control
Mm-hmm a nostalgia whatever that means, right? I mean it was a desire to control make Britain great again
Yeah, I mean again, we didn't go that far because we can't really face that sort of overstatement
We leave that to America, right, but it the humble nature of your country
It's it's humble in its desire to be, you know the most modest nation on earth
We're very proud of our humbleness
But yes, I accept there is a responsibility for this outbreak of populism, but when it arrives
To merely go with it and not to resist it seems to me after a double failing
So for the elite say, oh, we just it's all it's asses terrible, right? We should have we should have done this earlier
Well, you got to do it now
Are you seeing it now as the results of it are not the
blossoming of
The what they remembered to be the time of greatness is that what has taken some of the steam out of it
What's taken the steam out of brexit is it was a terrible idea?
Executed badly. No, and it's not an idea you can execute. Well, it's very simple, right?
And Rishi Sunak hasn't he now fixed it
I was under the impression that the new prime minister and by the way the idea to just rotate them every three months
I think is something that will catch on
Everywhere else. Yeah, as long as during the three months where they're in charge. They don't lose you 30 billion pounds
No, no, we've tried out the total free market lunatic. Yeah, that didn't go so well
I thought that was my my favorite thing ever was when Liz trust came in and said
I believe inflation is terrible. So we're gonna go with austerity and we're going to cut taxes
Yeah, for the rich. I thought well, that's like it's like taking ambient and cocaine and thinking
It's gonna get all gonna even out, right? This will be fine. I mean, and it was a case of literally
I mean, this is why it was a very good moment for us and you haven't had them state
So I think we might be ahead of you here. Yes, we had someone who literally did student politics and
Got into power sacked everyone. She sacked the civil servants at the Treasury who normally the adults who say you really can't do this
This will be ten guardrails were gone
Yeah, everything gone and she did it and then she said I was defeated by the left-wing
Economic establishment now. I don't know if you've met any left-wing hedge funders or deeply socialist
Equity traders. We don't have any in this country. Yes
The financial markets the people she loved the people that the Conservative Party worship said you're mad
We're gonna back crump the country and literally the Treasury ended up saying
We can't borrow any money because no one will lend it to us
I don't know if anyone's ever said this to you that governments have to borrow money from other people Russian oligarchs are for
Yeah, won't they come in and say how about we do this? We'll just buy up Porta Bola Road
Yeah, and
That should give you enough. Yeah, to get you through the next three months. No, it just even the oligarchs
When they didn't even want to invest in it if people think you're run by lunatics, they won't lend you any money
Right, and that becomes a problem
Anyway, who knows what happens to interest rates. Yeah. Well, anyway, I mean she was removed within, you know
We have a newspaper here called the Daily Star which had a wonderful they bought a lettuce and they said will the lettuce last longer?
That Liz trust
Which was a very very good joke and the lettuce was fine. She was ended up being okay. Yeah, the lettuce is private
Anyway, so we got we got we got an adult who immediately, you know reversed everything that she'd done right and then
The market stabilized and then we started back where we were but minus 30 billion quid
Which is quite a lot of money. Well, they've even said I think we're we're looking at the IMF said that the
Economy in Britain will contract or perform worse than Russia even this year. Yeah, and so
Have you thought about invading anybody? Have you thought about?
Anybody who you've got your eye on
Cornwall
No, I tell you where we're short of options. We really are that's that's the end of it. It's I
Wonder if
You know, you've spent your whole life
Looking at the difference between what these public figures say and what's going on in the back room. Yeah
And now we're starting to see
From this Dominion lawsuit in the United States the emails from the back room and it is explicitly
Exactly what you thought it was in the way that you probably found during the news of the world
Yeah, and also, I mean recently we we are having a cache of WhatsApp group messages
Exchange during government has been made public
Oh, there's been a leak of the health secretary and the then Prime Minister during lockdown and private eye about what they were doing
Yeah, literally there they're their WhatsApp group why they were taking certain measures what they were saying about each other
There's there's yeah, I mean there's literally a WhatsApp group where various aides are saying to each other
This story about the Prime Minister that he's putting out. It's got some holes in it
Literally, they're saying it's got some holes in it and you're thinking
That means he's lying, which is what we said a lot, right?
But private I every week we run a fake WhatsApp group
And I've been looking at it recently thinking we didn't go far enough, right, you know, we just literally didn't push the jokes
Because they're worse than you think Boris Johnson
Well, it's enough his chief scientific advisor is trying to explain to him the difference between a percentage and the probability
This is this is during a COVID outbreak and Boris he doesn't get it. I mean, you know, he read classics
But basic maths is good I think
With your leader it can be useful. It can be at certain times
But it is
when you when you are confronted with the idea that it is as
explicitly corrupt as
What you thought yeah, is there any accountability?
I think what what's so lacking in certainly in American life
Yeah, is the sense that when there is that corruption that's so explicit that there is some measure of accountability that can be taken
Yeah, which is what's been so difficult to get a handle on yeah
Well, I think it's still better here. I mean we do we had a public inquiry
We've got another one coming up right the prime minister was censored. He was removed
We've got another standards committee coming up. There's still some mechanisms
I mean the appalling corruption over the contracts of PPE equipment, which I don't know if that was equally big in America
But who got the contracts and how useless this stuff was
We're really good at glossing over
Corruption stories and moving on it's it's the you know the dog from up
It's always squirrel and somebody moves to the next distraction, but America always seems to us to have so many lawyers
You just think what what are they doing?
We are surely they should all be seeing each other furious. We are a lawyer based economy and with the dominion scandal
I mean is that is that a defamation? I mean to say right so that's why this stuff's coming out
That's right. It's the only reason why it's coming
Yeah, and it's the only reason why and they were so comfortable with the idea that none of their private communications
Would ever come out, which is why it's so explicit to the point of saying
These people are crazy with the stolen election narrative in the ways that they think it's stolen. They're crazy
But if we say that we'll lose our audience. It's a fascinating look at
At at just sort of like you know the Ouroboros we call it the snake sucking its own dick like
America has become a snake sucking its own. Yeah, and it's they create through am talk radio
Which is just populism and nativism
Drilled at the earliest age into people a news network that's reinforcing that that's selecting stories that only
Reinforce their fear of the other or you know black or trans or anything that might be considered different
Yeah, they revved them up to that point and then it becomes impermeable
Yeah, and they were aware of that. Yeah, and they felt that they couldn't
The Frankenstein that they created they could no longer say like fires actually not that bad. Yeah, yeah be okay
Just is there not a point where and this is what we
Despair when it doesn't happen here is when the shame kick in if you're a national broadcasting figure
And you have you've lied to your audience. You've told them things are true that are not true deliberately and
This is exposed at what point do you go home and think I?
Should resign I should go the shamelessness is and this is something I'm curious what you think about
It's why I think so many on the right are aligning themselves with Russia over Ukraine
Because nobody can look at those two countries and say one is you know a shining beacon of democracy fighting against autocracy. Yeah, but I
Think that Putin represents to them in some ways
this
Western civilization that they would like to also protect. It's not very democratic. It's anti-gay
It's mostly singular in terms of its ethnicity and so
They see that actually as political alignment that the right in America and maybe even the right in Britain
Don't actually view Putin as a foe
but as an ally
Ideologically yeah, but this is real
Echo chamber nonsense isn't it really I mean any
Any basic look at Russian history
Would suggest but that's that this isn't true, but don't you what I'm saying is
shame kick in because they've got a larger
Ideal that they're pursuing. Yeah by any means necessary
to get back to that
Sort of more authoritarian ideal of what the country was yeah, but it wasn't and
Right the authoritarian
It was in Russia because you know, it's got a fairly straightforward history of authoritarianism, right?
But it isn't for them a natural ally. It is
You know as we know after the wall came down it is a country which has reverted to a czarist model
Right, it's it's dropped the ideology from the the communist days and kept the repression
Putin is essentially Stalin who you know, he admires and reveres without any of the belief and whether you think Stalin believed even
1% of it and what was just a Georgian Thargo took over, you know, you can read the history books
But essentially Putin doesn't believe any of this stuff and he does it anyway
And you know, the latest thing is Putin has just been rumbled putting vast amounts of property into
Companies that represent the
The woman the the gymnast who he has had the children with, you know, so there is nothing there is nothing admirable
There's nothing ideological. There is no
Crusade, I mean, I imagine that the religious right in America would perhaps they should have a look at the Russian Orthodox Church
And see whether they're natural allies. Are they?
It's none of it makes sense
But if you look at the alliances so we have this group in America called CPAC and it's these conferences of
Conservatives and it's very political and Trump just spoke at it and all that they held their last conference in Hungary
Yeah, and Orban is
Held up as a figure of this is where
Democracies should be going and he's just one degree of difficulty removed from a Putin type figure
But this is they're all aligning in a way that says and we don't have shame because we don't care
How we get it done. Hmm. We're gonna get it done
Yeah, I think that's very generous and forage and all those guys. Yeah, they're all aligned. Yeah, but all of them
I think are cynical and without any ideology and without any morals. Yes, and the morality is a fig leaf
I'm still a little boy saying
The reason you are saying this phrase
In order to defend democracy we must ally ourselves with a lot of people who are tyrants now
That seems to be right, you know what we used to call
Nonsense but how they flip that here because what they're doing now in America is the real tyranny is woke
Right, is the tyranny. In fact, if you listen to Putin's speeches, you know, he started to take that phraseology
Yeah, what they're suggesting is no, no, no
diversity is tyranny
Democracy they've taken to saying in America, you know, we're not a democracy
We're actually a constitutional Republic and you want to say which I don't know if you read it lays out a representative democracy
But that's yeah another day
Is that you?
Has that sort of explicit
kind of
repudiation of
Democracy or or to use diversity as the real tyranny has that taken on here? No
Because we're not at a position where we're saying we don't believe in democracy yet, right?
And also we had a good five years. Oh, give it
but we did we did have a good public shaming over our
Sort of middle-class and our professional classes taking vast amounts of Russian money
lawyers bankers whatever and
Britain
Became for about ten years. There's a very very good book called the butler of the world. We essentially
Went around the rest of the world
Falling saying any services we can offer you sir. We do very good libel actions
We do marvelous. We're starting golf tournaments with the Saudis. I don't know what we're doing
I mean, and this it's been a terrible time and the Chinese again Britain has
Entirely woken up to the fact that your fridge is now reporting back
If you happen to mention you or not pre-key every
Tiktok dance we do
Gives another piece of information, but you know Britain had literally said we must get the Chinese to build our nuclear actors
That's a good idea
That's a really good idea put them in charge of them the nuclear material at the heart of the act
I mean we took some unbelievably naive decisions as a country because we were sucking up to anybody who had any money
And that was the Russians that was the Chinese come in London in particular come in we're an enormous washing machine
Shave your money and the EU was your you know the the single market and all that was the thing that everybody resented
But nobody resented the money from autocracies
No, and they said that the EU was a tyranny because it involved that's the flip that's been happening
Pooling sovereignty it involved small amounts of co-operation and anybody who looks at the world and doesn't
Spend their time fighting culture wars on the you know in their bedroom on their laptop
Would think these are quite big problems and most of them have to be solved by
Compromised negotiation
Coordinated effort. I mean none of this is is rocket science
They're not going to be solved by saying the big problem about climate change is it's woke
But that is it it is that is that is the argument it is
Sadly it is in right now. You would think that
Pronouns have taken over and are bombing Ukraine. Yeah
Any of this stuff any of this cultural stuff. I would say is an attempted diversion. It's cynicism
Yeah, I mean it's it's worse than that right. I mean, they're practical problems and dealing with you know
For people that are dealing with it's not easy, right?
Do you want to mean there's so many problems right that the idea that the concerned body is saying we will win the election
It's like saying we will we will devote ourselves as politicians to things that aren't politics
We're gonna join in some other do you think ultimately they actually care or they just view it as a path to power
No, I don't think they care at all
I mean you look at someone like Russia, you know, which has a sort of residual empire by Zara's days full of non diverse people
Correct and say in a place like Chechnya. It didn't go so well for them being non diverse
so the idea that the Russia is somehow this sort of
Defender of Western civilization. Yeah, it isn't and Pete in was pre-trump in
Pete in literally appointed a man who was a sort of theatrical impresario
To say to him, how do I present? What isn't true as true, right?
It's explicit. Yeah, and what's so interesting to me is the explicit nature of that kind of propaganda in an authoritarian regime
Yeah, is revealed in the emails
Of the Dominion lawsuit because what you see Rupert Murdoch
Says in the emails to the head of Fox News
We must do whatever we can to help get right wing Republican control of the Senate
Now this is explicit. Yeah, and so what you realize is
This has nothing to do with a point of view. It has nothing to do with
Perhaps a slightly different worldview and everything to do with an organization that has been built
Explicitly as a propaganda arm for a political movement
Yeah, and you think if you want to be in politics go into politics doing it behind the scenes is just corrupt
That that's exactly right. You know if you want to test yourself
Stand say you're a party the idea that you behind the scenes
Influence what is happening?
Without at any point being tested just through the power of money
Is that a family that can be shamed is that is is he a man now and I'm under no illusion that if it wasn't Murdoch
It would be somebody else because you know power will find a way to exercise itself. He's been very
Canny about it in a lot of continents including ours
Over the years, so it's not entirely accidental. It is Murdoch. I mean he is an evil genius
In terms of what about the dynasty of that family is is is his his will his heirs carry on the work
Of there or will there be in in any way when he passes and I think
Definitely within the next 50 years
You're such an optimist
50 to 60. I'm giving it a window. I think I
Have him marrying another model around 2045. He's got a lot of wides left
It's got a lot of wives left in him. He's barely started and succession needs another couple of series
What do you think they'll ever be a reckoning where they say, you know, I actually think oh, we're destroying
The very thing we we like right, you know, part of me would love to be there saying I told you so
Another part of me which is mildly human as opposed to
You just love the comedy of it. That's what you're going for I mean with the Murdoch Empire
I mean what he's funny about it is the boys are obviously useless
And he won't give it to the girl because he's Murdoch
No, so that's no good
So we were at the Brooks will ultimately
Be be granted. She will be Charlie in the chocolate factory
She will find the golden ticket and we'll be given the elevator that flies everywhere. Yes, and again
I mean Rebecca Brooks who there's a picture of her. I love it. It's a Halloween special
Oh, it says which costume withdrawn from shops. I mean, that's not funny
No, I'm very sir at long last have you no decency. No, it was the first day of her trial
I'll see there was a suggestion that this this cover was taken into the court and
They're embarrassed to say this is contempt of court private eye is is trying to influence this action
You are the real tyranny sir. How dare you?
Yeah, but fortunately, I'm very very wise judge who got very cross and said but no
Yeah, it is the libel laws here are much more difficult than they are in the United States and people sue you
Yeah, well, we don't have what you have you you have to prove
Malice, yeah here. It's taking this right
Here they just have to prove you're being mean. Yeah. Yeah, and again, I mean we finally woken up
I'm the oligarch spent a good 10 years
I mean, can you believe that the head of
Vagina group the group of mercenaries who recruit convicts and go in he was suing
Journalists for suggesting that I don't know mercenaries operating in the middle of the war aren't very nice anyway
We've had a lot of trouble with those sorts of deformations
But again, I think you know
I am more of an optimist and I I feel we're we're waking up a bit here in the proper sense of wake
As to what this looks like right and and starting to maybe turn a corner
Yeah, I mean certainly trying to trying to feel that there isn't only one narrative
We don't have to go the same way, right? I mean there was a headline our ex-prime minister Boris Johnson has just
There's an interim report about his behavior during COVID and the parties and the interim report makes absolutely clear
He knew what was going on and he's guilty. He went on television and said I've been vindicated
No classic classic classic move classic move
But one of the newspapers just said he's gone full-trump and I thought that's right
And if he's gone full-trump, then that may be the end of him
So I was feeling I was feeling it was possible
It was possible that we don't have to entirely follow your model. You're welcome
I think it's it's absolutely your your optimism is well taken
Uh, I love the work that you do and you've been doing for so long and and you're right
You can never stop trying to expose
that the emperor has no clothes because
Because when you do then it's just we've given up then we've just yeah
Tilted over the king and said
It's over. You know, I'm always reminded of in the United States
In the 1920s, I don't know if you know this but we've had some
racial issues
No, I missed that. Yeah, it started. I don't want to get into it
but the group the Ku Klux Klan
in the 1920s got really powerful and big and what
What took them down or it would at least shrunk them was not necessarily a reckoning with racist ideology
Or the past of a country. It was an expose
On the peculiarities of their initiations
And how silly they were. Yeah, and the exposure of that
took away
All of their mystique and it's what I love so much about the work that you do
I think this is true of everyone and the the best satirists but even in the in the worst countries, you know, the russian ones what they
They try and make peter not merely scary but ridiculous
Because that is the thing that on the whole tyrants and dictators can't bear
I mean we had it came into this office during the the balkans war
There was two very very brilliant young Croatians and they set up a satirical magazine during the war
um, uh, and
They came in and I said to them. I said look, I think you guys are really really brave
And they looked at me and they said, um, I don't care if you think I'm brave. Am I funny?
And I said, yeah, you're funny and that's that's how to do it
I think well, then I can I can give you both compliments
I can I can say both Ian Hizla. Thank you so much for for joining us and sitting down. No, thank you. Real pleasure
Thank you
That's that's it
Ian has left the building. That's right here in this country. He is considered their Elvis
And so whenever he leaves a building people always say Ian Hizla
Has left the building the legendary peter cook
Started this we sat in the room where peter cook would come in and and and do his work and it was really
uh, just an incredible pleasure to be here in the office and to speak with Ian and to sort of walk around and and soak up the history of
just one of
uh, the greatest satirical and
enjoyable reads and and and people that we've had a chance to sit down with our show
On apple tv plus. I think our defense episode the military industrial complex episode is coming out this week
We have an interview with David Petraeus where he
utterly comes clean
He he stands up and he says
We are we are and have been wrong
and he comes out as a pacifist and says that
Muhammad Ali was right to refuse the draft in vietnam. He says all of this
It's fucking weird to be honest with you. I was uncomfortable the whole time. I hope you watch it. Okay. Bye. Bye
All right
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