The Rest Is Entertainment - Top Three Spielberg Films
Episode Date: July 10, 2024Which of Steven Spielberg's legendary catalogue of work makes Marina and Richard's top 3s? On films, what will come of the trend of de-aging and what are good / bad examples? How are child actors prot...ected when in a horror film? And, how do you film "film"? Sign-up to The Rest Is Entertainment newsletter for more insights and recommendations - www.therestisentertainment.com Twitter: @restisents Instagram: @restisentertainment YouTube: @therestisentertainment Email: therestisentertainment@gmail.com Producers: Neil Fearn + Joey McCarthy Executive Producers: Tony Pastor + Jack Davenport 🌏 Get our exclusive NordVPN deal here ➼ https://nordvpn.com/trie It’s risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! ✅ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to the Rest is Entertainment Questions Edition with me, Marina Hyde.
And me, Richard Osborne, Question and Answers Edition. You're very, very welcome.
I'm going to hit you with our first question.
Do you need an answer or?
I'm out of here if this carries on. I'm out of here.
We did issue a Please Give Us This Question plea.
A Come and Get Me plea.
Come and Question Us plea.
Could people ask us about our top three
Spielberg movies?
Yes, I can't remember why we issued that plea.
I know it's for a good reason.
I think we just wanted to say what our top three Spielberg movies are, I think it's probably
that simple.
Okay, I mean, I would have thought.
That makes sense.
And also it's a hard one, very hard one to do.
This is where the whole answers thing comes into this podcast.
This is the beauty of it.
Oh my God, I hadn't thought of that.
Okay.
Is that people might actually need an answer.
We also said, by the way, because we were fairly open in asking people
to send it to us, they said, if you've got a good name, we are more likely to read yours out.
We got an awful lot of people asking this. Some people did not get this memo. I just want just a
shout out to both Dan Smith and Gary Wilson to say, if we're asking for this question,
and we're saying, please give us a name that's going to be interesting to read out, Dan, God love you, but Dan Smith is not, we're not going to be able to have a lot of fun with
it. And Gary Wilson, there's a snooker player called Gary Wilson. But that is not going to
cut the mustard. But the person whose name we've chosen, of course, the question we've chosen,
Dan and Gary, take notes. Max Spiegelberg, apparently not related, but often mistaken,
says Max Spiegelberg. So I think but often mistaken says Max Spiegelberg.
I think maybe it's his real name. Max's question, yeah, he's absolutely gone
route one as well. What are your top three Steven Spielberg films? Should we do
3-3-2-2-1-1? Yes, because I think we both know this isn't my strong suit, but they're because because I you know, we structure
I've got strong eyes and
It's very I very it pains me to leave out close encounters
But this is I mean there's pays me to leave out all sorts of things
But it pays me to leave out do all it pays me to leave out Shinders list
But it's what one of the few directors you could do a top ten of and not ever
Yeah, I'm putting Jaws at three.
Hold, excuse me, wow, okay. Jaws at three, that's interesting. Any reason or...?
It's really hard for me not to put... I knew you'd absolutely lose your mind if I said I wanted to put them all equal number one.
Of course you can't put it equal number one.
No, I know, so I knew you'd lose your mind.
I tell you what, why don't you marry three people? Why don't you do that? Why don't you say to your husband, do you know what?
Maybe I have.
Maybe I have.
Breaking.
Okay.
So okay, you've gone Jaws at three.
My number three, you just mentioned it, I've gone Jule.
Just because it was such an explosion on the screen and you just think, oh wow, here's
a-
It's just frozen on the small screen first, it's a TV movie first.
Yes, it's a TV movie, exactly.
But you just think somebody who comes along, because people often think, you know, what
is it that directors do?
Isn't it all script? isn't it all script isn't it all actors
Jule shows you what a director does someone who just takes a simple idea
and just makes it look extraordinary and you know you're in the hands of a master
you just looked after throughout that film and you haven't seen anything quite
like it the thing he's brilliant at is you think oh I've seen things like this
before but I haven't seen this and that's such an extraordinary school. All the studios in Hollywood when that became a TV movie were just like, sorry, who is this guy?
Yeah, but exactly it is interesting sometimes you get it with songwriters, you get it with musicians,
you get it with actors sometimes where they just turn up and everybody all at the same time goes,
yes, that's the thing that we are after, that's the thing that people struggle a lifetime to do
and just straight out of the blocks, which doesn't negate the hard work he puts in and the incredible hours he puts
in, but right from the start, he has that vision that Hollywood loved,
but most importantly, viewers absolutely loved as well.
So it's a great piece of cinema, but also it's, it's an entertainment.
So I've gone dual for my number three.
For number two, again, it's so hard.
E.T.
He's so good with making films with children and using children in that way.
It's such an extraordinary story
and it's so beautifully told.
And it is totally heartbreaking.
God, I remember being in the cinema.
We watched this in the cinema.
Me and my sisters and my mother.
And one of my sisters was sitting next to my mother
and she had her arm around her.
And halfway through Lorna said,
mommy, why is my hair wet?
It's because my mother had been just crying on her head.
Anyway, ET is my hair wet? It's because my mother had been just crying on her head. Anyway, ET is my number two. I remember watching that, it's the first ever pirate video I
ever saw when I was kid because we didn't have VHS's when I was a kid, I'm so old.
And the the witchholes who lived opposite us, they got like a video recorder, so
this had been whatever year ET came out, early 80s, and they were the talk of our
road and then suddenly there was this this bootleg version of ET. So the first have been whatever year ET came out, early 80s. And they were the talk of our road.
And then suddenly there was this bootleg version of ET.
So the first time I watched it,
I didn't get the full cinematic scale,
but I had the utter awe of being able to watch
like a major Hollywood movie illegally on a television.
So actually in a way, it gave me as much happiness
as watching on a huge IMAX.
Should I do my number one?
Okay.
Because we've spoken about it already.
My number one.
Oh no, I haven't got to do my number two.
Uh, Raiders of the Lost Ark.
It never stops.
Every time there's like a breath, like something else incredible happens.
It's just absolutely nonstop.
Well it's my number one, so I can chime in at this point.
Great, chime in.
Please chime in.
It's my number one.
I have to put it because it's the one I
probably, even though there are all his films I rewatch a lot, but I rewatch that most. The character
is obviously extraordinary. There's actually some really amazing, I'm going to try and find them,
these script meeting notes between George Lucas and Steven Spielberg for Raiders of the Lost Ark.
It's a story conference. Oh my God, you've got such pleasure coming to you
if you haven't read those.
You just think, wow, this is some people really think,
when you see some absolute sort of rubbish,
I'm not even gonna mention some of the directors,
I can't stand, but you know who they are.
And you watch something like this
and you think this is like a different species.
It is so extraordinary, it's amazing.
The characters, one of the greatest characters of all time.
The direction, everything about it, the adventure, the thrill, so many of the shots when you
first see the hat, all of it is iconic and I have to put it at number one because it's
the one I rewatch most frequently.
By the way, we should do some one-offs where we talk about some of our favourite films
because that's the thing about the production notes, behind so many films there are amazing
books and stuff that we can talk through so maybe we'll
do a horrifying amount of which I will have read yeah but maybe we'll do a
series on some of our favorite films and we can just do lots behind it with you
like a watch along I would love that that'd be a fun thing to do. Right hit me with your
number one then. My number one is something else we should do a watch
along of it's your number three it's Jaws again something that visually is
so arresting and you think yeah but loads of people have done movies about sharks and movies on the
sea and movies about small towns.
You think, yeah, but none of them looked like that.
None of them had this sort of absolute clarity of vision.
And Spielberg is incredibly good at, if he's got a story, literally nothing gets in the
way of the story.
Nothing gets in the way of your enjoyment of that film.
There is nothing where you kind of go, oh, maybe just lose that bit, maybe
lose that line, maybe just lose that scene because actually we want to get on with the
action. Everything is in the service of the character and the action at the same time
and the look of it is extraordinary. If you want to think about scares in cinema and if
you want to think about how cinema is used and some of those moments in Jaws
Where you just think well, that's the template for so much that came after and Spielberg by the way be the first person to say Oh, no
But I was working on templates of other directors from many many years ago
And of course he was but you have to at some point go there's a pantheon of cinema moments
But he was also working on the fly because as we discussed before
The shark was such a problem and it doesn't work and in the end you see very little of it and it's all point of view the
shark all of those shots from above and someone in the water my mother told me
that that summer didn't matter where you were people did not want to go in the
sea of course people talk about sort of I still think about it's like you're in
Cornwall don't worry yeah I guess when people doing open water swimming you go
um there's a little movie I'd like to tell you about I don't know if you've seen it's called Jaws
So maybe you shouldn't do that Mike listen, there's worse things in RC
There's also an object lesson to anyone is writing anything or anything that sometimes your biggest problems are your biggest solutions because the fact that he
Couldn't make the shark work made them go
Oh, we're just gonna hint at the shark and the hint at the shark is the thing that makes the movie and it's always
The case in pretty much any work you do anywhere the thing you think ah, there's no way of fixing this the thing that makes the movie. And it's always the case in pretty much any work you do anywhere. The thing you think, oh, there's no way of fixing this. The thing your
work around is the thing where people go, Oh, I hadn't seen that before. Yeah. Yeah.
Because no, no, no one had had to solve that specific problem before. For a long time,
they had the shark at the Universal Studios tour right back in the sort of eighties when
people used to go to the Universal Studios tour and people used to laugh when the boat
goes fast and the shark comes out of the water and it was a sort of common piece because
when you saw it you're like oh it looks crap. But as it turns out, there's that great photo,
have you ever seen that great photo of Spielberg like reclining in the jaws of the shark while
they're on set? He's in the water, I bet he's in the shark's teeth reclining. I'll try and
put that on the newsletter as well because it's fun.
Here's a question for you then from Shell Doley.
Shell asks, during the filming of The Shining, Danny Lloyd was under the impression, he's
the little kid, Danny Lloyd was under the impression he was filming a drama movie to
protect him from the scary elements of the movie he was actually making.
I'm wondering how horror or particularly intense films are made when working with child actors.
Are they filmed in a certain way to hide the scarier or more dramatic elements of a film?
Ah yes, well Shel, because you know children are often in horror films, they
somehow make it matter more, or they can be quite creepy themselves. So it's one
or, they're either in it for one or the other reasons, and in Shining you've got
both types of childs. You've got, oh dear this poor innocent child, and then you've
got things like the twins. And anyone with two kids, by the way, has both those types of child.
Yes. Sometimes in the same child, sometimes at different times. Now, that's what they
did do with Danny Lloyd. And the twins, the two girls now, they have to be in a, they
are in a horrible scene where there's lots of blood and death. What happened there, I
think, was that the props department, they showed them the fake blood and they gave them
the blood to take home. And I think they talked about it afterwards as a sort of fun experience
because it's all you try and make it a bit like Halloween. Often what they do is they'll
show you the rig if it's a stunt or something like that. And the children were always fascinated
and things like that. I have to say that my middle son accidentally, I don't know quite
how this happened, watched it when he shouldn't have watched it.
This sounds like a sub tweet to your husband. No, no, it's not. I don't think I think it's probably my fault. Anyway, I don't know quite how this happened watched it when he shouldn't have watched it. This sounds like a sub tweet to your husband
No, no, it's not. I don't think it's probably my fault. Anyway, I don't quite know how this happened
Anyway, he watched it and he was terrified of Pennywise the clown one night
He said it to me at bedtime and I thought oh my god
I know what to do and then I suddenly remembered had I not seen some pap pictures on set of
Pennywise and he was stuck on the zip wire. And then you could see Pennywise having a sandwich
and a cup of tea while they were sort of
resourcing it all out.
Once I showed that to him, my son,
he never minded about it whatsoever again.
It was like, and it was that exact scene
that he'd been terrified by where Pennywise
kind of scoots down into a park.
So that made it all right.
When I was a kid, I used to,
tremendously unexpected, used to terrify me.
And I'd watch one accidentally.
And it's still to this day,
the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life and if I ever I was upstairs and I
wasn't asleep and I could hear downstairs my mum watching Tales of the
Unexpected and that music started it would yeah they reshow Tales of the
Unexpected on Sky Arts yes in the mornings on weekends absolutely brilliant
but even now when that music starts, I have to just calm
myself. But I've always done the thing of, I saw again, you saw the filming of a film
on Teddy and saw the clapperboard. And so I always just, if ever I was watching Scary,
imagined the clapperboard going at the beginning and the end and imagining the cameras where
they are as well. And that makes things less scary to me.
But also do remember that in, actually I'll tell you who had a a bad time Linda Blair in The Exorcist she had a terrible time because
although she says I knew nothing about what I was doing I didn't understand why
I was stabbing this thing with a cross I didn't understand any of that and I
honestly didn't get it and it didn't matter to me but she was physically very
harmed in that because they had to put her in a harness when she coming off the
bed and she got a spinal fracture a lower spinal fracture from that but
another thing you have to say that happens really mostly in these things is that you often will
not see the child in the same frame as the horror and very often they will not have been
even on set where the horrible bit that they're even looking at is shot. They are not actually,
if you watch how it's cut, you don't see them all together. They're not in the same frame
and you realise that they haven't been involved in it at all. So they are very careful. And
obviously, compared to when Linda Blow was in The Exorcist, there are now a number of different
things you have to do to protect children and they are very well protected on set. But I tell
you what a really dark one is, is Jodie Foster. Well, Jodie Foster, when she played the child
prostitute in Taxi Driver, she was 12.
By the way, she had made way more movies
than Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro at that time.
Martin Scorsese apparently used to just giggle and say,
would try and say, can you open his flies,
and then would have to walk away,
because he just found the whole thing so excruciating.
I mean, she's extraordinary, isn't she?
She says she sort of took her,
she's by far the most experienced person on set,
in terms of being in films. So she sort of took over and got on with it but they were
sort of both unable to deal with it. That's pretty grim, you can't really get
past that in that role. Yeah but it's that interesting thing of there's lots
of artists and stuff who say my kids can't watch any of my films yet and when
their kids get a bit older and they can suddenly show them stuff, it's a
nice moment. But yeah, lots of kids who have never seen the film that they're in until they get a little bit
older. Richard, here is one for you. Dr Dan, it feels like a TV doctor is asking you this
question. What if that's Dan Smith and he's finally seen the error of his ways? Because
I'll get you now. Oh, I did two questions, but I put the wrong one name on each one.
Dr Dan. I should have done that for the Spielberg top three anyway. Dr Dan has got this question
on says, having just heard Richard declare his devotion to
Family Fortunes, it made me reflect on TV titles in other countries.
In Australia, our equivalent to Family Fortunes is Family Feud, which I believe is also the
case in the US.
I'm wondering if you can provide other examples of names of TV programmes that differ and
shine a light on why producers might change for different audiences.
Yeah, it's an interesting one because TV is TV is certainly you know 15 years ago in the
absolute height of the TV format business there was a real concentration on having exactly the
same title in every single territory so when Who Wants To Be A Millionaire went around the world
it tended to keep exactly the same title everywhere. Also, by the way, the same theme music, the same graphics, the same set.
What was that, the peak of formats?
It was the peak of formats because it was the peak of linear TV and there was lots of
advertising money sloshing around and everyone needed to fill their schedules. And formats
were such an, in America, it had always been scripted and suddenly you got this big non-scripted stuff coming in so there were just lots of markets
that were very very open to big new unscripted television shows.
Thank you. And so Big Brother, Millionaire, Weakest Thing all happened at roughly the same
time as each other and all went around the world, all with the same name by the way. Now that's one way of
doing things. So who wants to be a millionaire? It's if you don't know the
song, you understand the expression. It's not you know, it's not, and by the way
there were versions of who wants to be a millionaire where there was not a million
up for grabs. So it's, but people just kept that title and people
understood it. Weakest link the same. Even if you don't have that expression in your country,
you sort of, you kind of get it.
Deal or no deal when we did it,
and as I say, it came from a Dutch lottery show,
and deal or no deal doesn't mean anything in the UK.
Or it didn't, because that was pre-Brexit
when suddenly everything was deal or no deal.
And that is, if you've got a piece of IP
and you've got something you protect,
it's nice to have that brand.
Coca-Cola calls itself Coca-Cola everywhere in the world, you know, there's reasons for it and the graphic identity is the same
Certain shows that have gone around the world
You do have to change so Strictly Come Dancing would be a really good example of that
So Strictly Come Dancing huge on the BBC that goes around the world as well. Now that title
Literally makes no sense to anybody. So it comes from the fact
that we used to have Come Dancing, it used to be the BBC show, and it came out a few years after
Strictly Ballroom. And so it became Strictly Come Dancing. It is so idiosyncratic that it couldn't
possibly... Yeah, you could try and get away with it, but you know, certainly in America they would
say, look, this isn't... When it went to ABC and they were like, tell me what the exact show is in
the title. Yeah, exactly so that over there
it's called Dancing with the Stars right which is perfect it's sort of it's
probably a better name than Strictly Come Dancing but Strictly Works Beautifully
over here but in other countries they can call that other things it literally
doesn't translate so pointless but it doesn't translate to other countries
because pointless is a pun which is is no points, but also it's
sort of a slightly quirky kind of underdog British title. So everywhere in the world
that's called like Nilgapunkt and things like that. So it's always called different things
because if you've got any sort of pun, it doesn't quite fit the bill. Yeah. So Family
Feud, that was an American show and you bring it over and in the UK you kind of think Feud, yeah, that was an American show and you bring it over and in the UK you kind of
think Feud doesn't suit our personality type, whereas if we call it family fortunes we
keep that lovely.
Yeah, we never argue.
I mean, it does now.
But the trouble is we do argue and so it's like, should we not remind ourselves of that?
So it had that thing in the 70s and 80s in British TV of being slightly more aspirational.
A different version of that would be Strike It Lucky, the Barrymore
show, which in America was called Strike It Rich. And we got to the point in our culture
then where we go, oh, I think it was, it came out during the year of Thatcherism where we're
like, oh, maybe Strike It Rich might be a bit on the nose for our times. So we call
it Strike It Lucky over here. So again, it's these little kind of cultural things that
come about. Some shows you have to rename university challenges, College Bowl in the States.
And firstly, we don't know what a college is.
We know what university is and we don't know what a bowl is because that, you know,
like Super Bowl or things like that, we don't understand that that's a competition.
So if we call that college bowl over here, that would essentially be like calling
Strictly Come Dancing, Strictly Come Dancing in America. It would make absolutely no sense at all. So by and
large you will try and protect the name of your show and you'll try and have
the brand go around the world but there are moments where you just think this is
just not going to work in our territory. If you have a show that's a real roller
coaster like Millionaire, like Weakest Link, you can call it whatever you want.
So you can say to the Americans you can have it but you have to
call it this. If you've got shows that they're just picking up off the shelf
you know a few years later then it's harder. Traitors which has gone
around the world, the most recent show really to have gone around the world,
that's a pretty simple translation into pretty much any country so that's
called the traitors pretty much everywhere. But yeah so sometimes
it's just the power of the brand that you already have so you
can impose it on people so House of Games by the way is called Richard
Osmond's House of Games because there is a show called House of Games in America
so we weren't allowed to call it that so it's put my name in the title but
obviously if we went abroad with that we would not call it Richard Osmond's
House of Games although I would like it yeah if I go to Slovenia and watch
Richard Osmond's House of Games but hosted by someone else
lucky likey some kind of the the equivalent of The Ginger Woman.
They do that on Pointless. You watch Pointless in some countries in the world, they literally
have a guy wearing glasses at their laptop. And you just think, okay, this icon, I kind
of see it. I mean, I'm more than that. I'm more than a pair of glasses.
Have you written any books? No.
No, they also then legally have to
write murder mystery as well otherwise otherwise they get fired and with that
I think we should go to a break
welcome back everybody Marina this is a perfect question for you given the show
that you've recently making Christian Mahn asks I see hot off the heels of
Harrison Ford Al Pacino and Robert De Niro. There is now a movie with a D-age Tom Hanks in
production. Is this ladies foray into unrealistic plastic fantastic fakeness
down to your point made previously that there are no more leading men under 40
except Timothy Shana May? Right, that is the movie here that stars Tom Hanks and
Robin Wright. It's interesting that one I feel is different. It's directed by Robert Zemeckis. I cannot wait for this one. I can't wait for it Wright. It's interesting that one I feel is different.
It's directed by Robert Zemekis. I cannot wait for this one. I can't wait for it either.
It's got one fixed camera position and you're going to see them through all, you
can see the trailer now, you're going to see them through a whole as they age. I
feel that in fairness Robert Zemekis has been interested in aging. If you think
he's always been interested in aging and how people change in place and time. If
you look at Back to the Future trilogy, you look at Forrest Gump think he's always been interested in aging and how people change in place and time if you look at Back to the Future trilogy you look at Forrest Gump he's interested in that anyway so
I would throw him a bone as it were not that he needs one and it's based on a comic book as well
which it's just a very very clever device of the camera is the thing that stays still and people
move through the camera even back to like prehistoric times if you see the trailer
yes the same fixed shot so you couldn't do it without some sort of device whereby you have the de-aging. You have to
do it there otherwise we have seen it creeping up much more, there were a few
it was in things like Benjamin Button and things like that that you'd have to
obviously have it but then suddenly in 2019 I think it is obviously it happened
with Harrison Ford. I'm of the view that it's one of those ones that some of these are just because you can
do it doesn't mean you should. I mean I particularly like the fact that, imagine
if they just de-aged Marlon Brando. I mean Marlon Brando, if you'd had
the technology you'd have had to do it every time he turned up on set by the end.
Because he turns up on set for Apocalypse Now and he's
enormous and they're thinking what the hell am I supposed to do with this? I mean, actually, and another great film,
I mean, not a great film, but another absolute cult classic, Dr. Moreau, which I strongly
revise anyone, have a look at that. And then there's a wonderful documentary about the making of it.
But in the end, what Coppola has to do, again, necessity, he has to put him so deeply in the
shadows in Apocalypse Now. And those incredible shots you get of him sort of looming out of
the darkness, which seemed to be, of course, all of this was planned because of the nature
of the book, but a lot of that came from necessity.
But in general, this de-aging thing, I don't know, it seems to me that it's more part of
nostalgia and people are doing it because of nostalgia and nostalgia
is a huge thing. Do you know that in the late 17th century nostalgia they thought it was
a disease you could be cured of? It was named after Swiss mercenaries who were fighting
for all the various different powers in Europe and they thought you could be cured of it.
But now we think that you make so much money out of it that no one wants to cure anybody
of it.
But in terms of your question, sorry going back to it, these old movie stars, yeah they can open the movies still and even when you're going to see Gladiator 2 later this year you'll see
the people who like Paul Mescal don't as a rule genuinely definitely get themselves up and go out
to the cinema. I think they will by the way, I think you'll come for Denzel Washington and
you'll stay for Paul Mescal but you'll see a lot of Denzel Washington in that trailer because people get up and will go and
watch Denzel. And is he de-aged in that? No he's not, that's relating to the part of the question
is why is this because we can't find any leading young men under that certain age. You will find
them but they will also use other people to get in. In terms of the technology I actually think
that the workarounds that they had to do in the old days were in general better sometimes in the case
Perhaps of this Zemmicka's film here, which we'll have to see it seems to me like there's no other possible way you could do it
It's the only way to do it. He's not going I'm making this film and I'd like a young Tom Hanks in it
He's saying I'm making this film with Tom Hanks and I have to have Tom Hanks a series of different ages
And it's one of the great themes and tropes of his work as a director. So I'm interested but is it definitively
We're gonna get more and more
and more and more de-aged actors in movies
because, I mean, why wouldn't we?
We can do it, and by the way, we've talked before,
we're gonna get to the point where you are gonna be
in movies because the AI is gonna be good enough
that we take an image of you and suddenly you're gonna be
in Back to the Future.
Oh yes, sorry, that was a little thing.
We talked about Delebs before, The Book of the Dead,
dead celebrities and how they make money.
Now, an AI firm only this past week has bought up the voices of Laurence Olivier, Judy Garland,
James Dean and I think like Burt Reynolds who are going to read audiobooks. Liza Minnelli is like,
I'm so happy to see my mother's voice available to the countless millions of people who love her.
I can't help feeling she might be thinking of some other countless millions, but anyhow. So this is a thing, this is real, this is
happening with the permission of these estates. The Delebs are on the march in terms of AI
and reading and they're going to do audiobooks.
Yeah, I don't know how you're going to, because the great audiobook readers, I mean, there's
acting and emotion. It's not, we're not just listening to a timbre, a voice or, you know,
we're, so I mean, how are they, how are they, how are they getting the acting? I don't know, well we'll have to see, but the
trouble is, everyone's saying, oh it's irreplicable all this human stuff, I think we're going to find
more and more, as we said so often before, that it's not perhaps, or it's, or it's replicable to
a level that people are happy with. My children will watch the most awful AI narration on YouTube,
and I was saying at the weekend to them, can you turn this off I can't listen to it and they're like what they
don't even notice it or hear it that it's all almost individual what it is
it's individual words that have been taped together to say whatever you want
yeah they say this is a tennis ball factory
it's un-listenable to but not to them
in Denver in Colorado and you think yeah yeah I think yeah the next few years are a long
slow process of working out that humankind are not as special
as we thought we were.
Ah, that's annoying, isn't it?
See you in the catacombs.
Yeah.
All right, Richard.
That's a great catchphrase for the show.
See you on the catacombs, guys, all downhill from here.
The rest is catacombs.
Richard, I'm dying to ask you this question. It comes from Matt Stubbs, but also me.
Stubbsy says, what are your absolute favourite top three shows that everyone else seems to have
forgotten? Well, it's interesting that because it's the first one I would talk about is I saw
the Traitors is up for like a BAFTA for most original show.
And 10, 15 years ago, we were all trying to pitch a version of it because we all played that wink murder or mafia or whatever you want to call it or werewolf.
So everyone played it.
So the the BBC teatime version of Traitors, which was on about 10, 15 years ago,
hosted by Tony Livesey.
So the BBC have had a series of this before they literally did it as a teatime show.
But they play out in half hour episodes. And at at the time I thought this is really I love this show
It's really really good around for one series and everyone's own that's never gonna work
And then became the biggest show in the world. So if you can you can find an episode on on YouTube
I mean, there's so many brilliant comedy dramas right at the moment that they really slip through the net the one I absolutely
Love the two seasons of it now,
but it didn't seem to trouble the scorers here,
is Upright, which is Tim Minchin.
Tim Minchin and sort of taking Upright Piano
across Australia for reasons that the plot
will lead you into.
And that's a show, I just think it's so brilliant.
And it's like half hours,
and it's got a really great British sensibility.
There's no barriers to British people loving that show and Tim Mitch and is great in it and
the rest of the cast is amazing as well. In this golden age of scripted television, there
are just so many shows that have just slipped through the net, just brilliant bits of television
that are lost forever but upright.
I'm not sure they will be. I think they'll be watching in this whole new era of with
ad tiers and everyone licensing everyone else's content. I think all of this stuff that they made during
this period, slightly like the Suits phenomenon, but they'll reshow all this stuff because
they simply can't afford to make anywhere like as many of them.
And a great show is a great show, is a great show and remains one. But that I would really,
really recommend. I'll do one of my own ones because we did a show called International
King of Sports on Channel 5 and there's still some
Footage of it. We filmed it down in Cheltenham and it was a series we made up loads of sports
essentially like under hurdles and things that you know, lots of backwards running and loads of different things up uphill long jump and
We've got competitors from all around the world listen spoiler
They were all like British universities, but you know, that's so we had Nigeria and Australia and Japan So and they'd all wear the kit of their country. Well, they were all at British universities, but you know, so we had Nigeria and Australia and Japan, so and they'd all wear the kit of their country.
Were they athletes in any?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's the idea behind the show is there's loads of people who are unbelievable athletes,
but haven't quite found the sport for them.
You know, they did tennis and they did rugby, but they didn't quite find the one that they
fit.
So we invented loads of new sport, and it had world records and stuff like that.
And we pretended it was like the 50th annual version of International King of Sports.
So we had loads of records.
Adam Parry commentated on it
and we filmed it in stadiums and what have you.
That was a show that I loved.
I'd love to remake it for Netflix
with like a multi-billion dollar budget.
It was just like one of those shows
that was just an absolute joy.
And you do think by and large,
every show I've ever done has got its just desserts.
Some have been more successful than they should have been,
but International King of Sports was the one that I think, ah, that's the one.
That's the one that got away.
You can see with the casting how it could be so amazing because there's backstories
in that way that during the Olympics, which we're about to,
everyone is about to get incredibly into the stories of athletes
they've never heard of before. You're all about to become obsessed and moved
and transported by people who you've never
heard of before and in sports by and large you have zero interest in at any other time
of the year.
Yeah and also you'll flick on to like the quarter finals of the 110m hurdles so you
go I'm not interested and then suddenly you see in lane three there's a Brit so you go
oh okay I'll watch this one and by the way this is still in an era where you get away
with calling a show international king of sports and it was it was all men which you
definitively wouldn't do now to be international Champion of Sports and it would be much more
interesting for it. It was of its time, it very much did not have a live audience in
it and you can really tell, but it was an awful lot of fun.
Okay, I love that one.
Final question for you Marina, I'm asking this because of the show you've just been
working on. Emma Godber asks, I have always wondered what happens when the plot calls for another fictional show to be filmed. Do they use prop cameras, lighting
and actors to act as the team or do they use the crew that is already there filming the
actual show but add some extra cameras?
Aha, okay. Well, I can speak about the show specifically that I have, which is not aired
but has finished shooting.
Are you allowed to say what it's called by the way?
Yes, it's called The Franchise. You will be able to watch it on HBO or Now or Sky
or wherever you get HBO shows like Succession
or House of the Dragon.
It's all backstage on, I'm not giving any way to say it,
it's all backstage on a franchise film.
And we had an entirely separate fake crew,
entirely separate props, everything.
I will only say that on day one,
when we got there to shoot the pilot, it was such a head scramble, it was so confusing, you
couldn't tell because they looked so like that person might look in the crew
and you've got a very very big crew on a show like that and therefore you also
have a very big crew on a big superhero franchise movie so you need to have a
very big crew of supporting actors who are all those people. You actually worked
out eventually that people had yellow lanyards and black lanyards for real
and not real. Like Inception where they have a spinning top. Yeah exactly but you I
couldn't get my head around it I was thinking is that part of the set or is
that our tent that the writers sit in or is that where the writers in the thingy
would sit and you couldn't work it out and actually people were told that don't
touch that you've got a drink of water from the water. It was like, no, that's for continuity.
You can't touch that as part of the set.
And so we were in such a muddle throughout.
And even right by the end, we were still saying to people,
is that, can I just, you know,
you thought we're on the crew and they'd be like,
I'm not on the crew.
But in order to keep the realism,
we had to have all of that.
Yeah, and totally separate cameras,
totally separate everything.
The whole thing was almost like a double of everything.
That's amazing. It was fascinating to look at.
Yeah.
But essentially if you're ever seeing a camera or a camera operator on a film,
then that is an actor.
They're always too busy anyway, the people who are doing those jobs.
They certainly wouldn't want to be so asked, do you don't mind mucking in here?
But never, never ask a crew to muck in.
No, you can pay me to muck in if you want to, but yeah, you muck in all you like.
I'm doing a job of work.
Absolutely. So, and they are very very busy so it will always be as on that show an entirely
separate crew of people. That's us done I think for another week. I think it is. Oh and don't
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