The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - BONUS: Educating Ricky (Compilation)

Episode Date: February 5, 2023

Twitter -Ricky GervaisStephen MerchantKarl Pilkington

teacher educating Ricky which is a bit of play on words as well right do you know the film Steve educating Rita yeah I see what we've done I see what we've done go on doing that and I teach Ricky stuff what what do you teach me Carl well I've got a few different topics do you know like how you taught me about Hitler and Shagovara and Winston Churchill I'm gonna come in with topics tho-and thi thiiii i'm gonna their i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna gonna gonna to c. i'm gonna gonna to c. i'm gonna to c. I'm gonna to c. I'm gonna to to to to c. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. the. the. the. to the. the. the. the. they're. to. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to to going to come in with topics every week and this week I've got ghosts, no, hanging bacon is one of the topics. Say that again? Hanging bacon. Hanging bacon?

All the titles are sort of named to sort of make, sort of tease you can get you more interested in it. Hanging bacon? Well, you shouldn't need to be intrigued. What's it another title? A hair? A, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th... A, th. A, th. A, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Hang, thi. Hanging, thi. Hanging, th. Hanging, th. Hanging, th. Hanging, tian, tian. Hanging, tian. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. Hang. A, tie. A, ti. A. Hang. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. Hanging, tie. Hanging, tie. Hanging, to go for that one. If there was a university degree with that title. Yeah, now I'm going to go for hairy Chinese kid. I'm the final one. Alien gives man a beard.

Alien gives man a beard. Right, I am going to embarrass. Right, listen, Carl, you've got to tell me. Let's do it in reverse. No, we're not going to do it now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now to do am going to first. Right listen, Carl, you've got to tell me, right, let's do it in reverse. No, we're not going to do it now anyway. What do you mean you? We've got to do it now. I mean that's the first interesting thing you've said in an hour, okay? The listeners have just been subjected to rubbish and, oh, and mistakes and everything for the last six months. Please we've got to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi-I thi-I' thi-I's tho' the the the the the their thi. thi. thi' to to to to to to to to to to do it's to do it's to do it's to to to to tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, toean, to-a. thean. We's the. We're the. months. Please, we've got to do Alien gives man a beard. What is that? Tell us that. Right. Sorry, this is just you telling me something, is it? This feature is you telling me something? Educating Ricky. So are we playing it now? We're already into

this feature, well into this feature, are we? Yeah, I suppose we are, yeah. Should they not be a jingle? Yeah, can we have a jingle? It th. Well point because look I come up with ideas and you dismiss them straight away so I'm not wasting me time making stuff. Right, well okay let's play, let's play educating Ricky. Right, let's play, educating Ricky. Right, let's play, let's play educating Ricky. Right, what we're going for then? A'ry Chinese kid, Alien Gives Man a Bale I think. I've liked to do them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them right them right them right them right them right them right them right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them. Right them. D them. Right them. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. D. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. D. Right. Right. Right. Right. Bacon, airy Chinese kid, Alien Gives Man a Bee. I think Alien Gives Man a B is Lord to do that. Right, there's this fellow, I think it happened in America. Uh, and he saw a bright light in the sky. And, uh, God, if you're bored. And he stood there.

This is a true story, because it isn't, Steve. And he saw this bright light and it came closer and closer and it was a UFO, right? And he looked at it and it disappeared, right? And he gets back in his car. He looks in the mirror. And he looks in the mirror. He's only got a beard. Sure it wasn't someone else who got in the car and he was still standing out there. Right. But. And it turned out, he got home, and he and he and he to said, and he to to said, and he to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's their. their, he's, he's, he's, he's, and he's, and he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he. their. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's th. He's th. He's th. He's t. He's t. He's too. He's too. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He yeah he got home and said to his wife or or his girlfriend it's a bit weird so I just got out of the car to look at a bright light and I got back in the car I grew a beard and she said never mind

your beard where have you been for three days and what had happened is he passed out because he was pissed No. The UFO had taken him for three days, but he'd only thought that he'd only looked at it and it went away. But what had happened is it took him and he grew a beard because he hasn't had a shave. Right, okay. I mean, was Will Smith or Tomley Jones anything to do with this at all? Did you see this on a video maybe and thought it was an educational film? No. the the the the the the the the the the the the the he. The he. The he. The he. The he. The he. The he. The he. The he. The he. The he. The he. The he he he the UFO. The the UFO. The the UFO. The UFO. The UFO. The the UFO. The the UFO. He was the UFO the UFO the UFO the UFO. He was the UFO Jones anything to do with this at all? Did you see this on a video maybe and thought it was an educational film? No, it's from a book that some kind person sent into me here. Can I just ask again, just again, I'm just throwing this right back at you? Do you think there's any other possible answer here? A man is absent for three days from home? The length of time it could take to grow a beard beard, to grow, the beard, the beard, the beard, th....... A, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, was, was, was, was, was thi, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was thi, was, was, was, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, th...... A. A. A. A. A. A, thi. A, thi. A, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. time that it could take to grow a beard lest we forget, what if he hadn't actually seen a bright light in the sky? What if he was lying?

What if he was lying? He got knocked unconscious, he'd had a car crash. Just lying? Or he was just lying? Yeah, he'd been on a bender getting pissed for three days. And that was excuse to his wife. And they went, Dennis, what are you going to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their he?? their he? Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what he was their? What? What? What? What, what, what, what? What? What, what, what, what? What, what, what, what? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, why? What, why? What, why? What, why? What, why? He? He? He? He? He? He's, he? He's they? He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was? What, he a minute, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm not going to believe I was out with you, lad. Just say you're only away for a minute. No, she didn't know I wasn't away from it because of the beard. Oh yeah, it looks like you've been out scenario there that could have been played for. So when you say educating Ricky, what have I learned from this? Never listen to you again? That's all I've learned so far. Never listen to you. Yeah. We'll add a little bit more to this what I'm educating you about? Go on. Right. There's only a law in America that says if you'd you to to the UFO UFO to add to add a little to add a little to add a little to add to add to add to add to add to add to add to add the to add to to the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the to to the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to a UFO you're going to get done. Now why would they make a rule? I don't know that do you know like all their rules have a

car I genuinely do not know what you're talking about. Right do you know like how do you know what? I have no idea okay. Do you know like over here? I'm listening to Capitol and these things. I got I got Foxy on from yesterday. Let's let's spin that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin th thin thin thin thin th thin the the. the. thu thin, the. the. Now, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the their. Now, their their their their th their th the. Now, the. Now, the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their the the. Now, the. Now, th Carpetal and these heckles. I got, I got Foxy on for yesterday. Alright, let's, let's bin that. No, wait, it's crazy. I want to hear about Airy Chinese Kid. But we've got, thanks for staying listening. Right, okay, educating Ricky. What have we got?

Airy Chinese kid, go on. Right, yeah. This is the, I didn't want to do this. Really? Well I wanted to give you three and I gave you one it was like the alien man gets a beard or whatever. Yeah, which was total rubbish so this one should be better maybe. Hey, Chinese kid. Right, well we've talked about air You know, the little kids who grew up in woods and on the ground with wolves and that. Yeah, again you're confusing the, yeah, they're not, there were some people that were born very as few, they were not the people who were brought up with wolves. You

just put that together in your homo-simpsom type mind. Right, well this is like a sort of, sort sort of story. But the weird thing is right, Chinese people aren't that hairy as a nation. No seriously, that's a well-known fact. They don't have that much body hair and stuff. So this little kid who was born over there, he was like covered in the stuff. Was he? And it was only his nose that wasn't hairy. The rest of his body was caked in hair, right? And his hair sort of what sort of hair? What sort of hair? What sort of hair? What sort of hair? What sort of, like, like a pony's mane? So he just looked like, like, thick hair? I know what I mean? the picture, it looked like, uh, it grows from his the the the the their his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his their his their his their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the?e? the? thoeseseseses, was thoeseseseseses, thoeseseseseseses, thoeseseses, theeeee.e. their body, sort of straight dark hair? In the picture it looked like, it grows from his eyebrow, it grows from his eyebrows quite thick and then it just goes all the way over his hair. You don't think it was just really

long eyebrows that he'd done a comb over? Now it was all over his body. It had a picture of like his back and that. And uh... Had he styled it at it? He styled it he styled it he styled it at style was just, it was just all over him. And they were like, you know, this is a bit weird. Happening there, happening in China, where we're not normally that airy. That was the scientist speaker. The press, the local press and that were getting him down, calling him Monkey Boy and all this. And, uh Chinese press. But the doctor... Yeah. Oh. They were cruel, aren't they? Like those game shows.

That's Japanese, isn't it? Yeah, let's walk. And the doctor said, I was still talking to all that time when we were just like talking to each other then. Because I turned round and I still saw he was the the the the the the being tight, taking the mickey out of him and the doctor said, uh... He's only airy. He said he's only airy, he's a healthy young kid. The only faults he's got is he's got a little bit of eczema and a boil. He said everybody should just treat him the same and I think he grew up a healthy, healthy kid. Yeah so that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. That's thi. That's thirty. That's thirty. That's thi. thirty. thirty. thirty. th. th. th. hea' he' he' the the the the the the the the the the the the the the hea he- he's he- he's he- he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the the thi. He's thi. He's the the thi. He's thi. He's the. He's only the. He's only only only the. He's only only only only toy. He's only only only thooooo' the. He's only only the. He's only hea' the. He's the... That's the end of the story. That's not a story. Why?

But I don't know what to say to that. So someone was... someone in China was born slightly hairier than the rest and he was normal apart from Xma and a boil. That to me isn't a story. But if it is, I've got a million. I mean, it's sort of like... Look from Manchester, went a bit bolder than the rest, got a job on radio. It were normal. I mean, there's not a story, is it? Do you know what I mean? All right, um, hang on. He's got the big guns. You're not going to give us hanging bacon, are you? Come on then, come on, this is it. No, this is a good one. This is a story, right? Do you know

the saying, chewing the fat? Good one, it's one of my favourites. Yeah? Do you know what it means? Talking. Right. Well, do you know where it came from? Yeah. What they used to do years ago when people didn't have much money. Is this the same as the baby up at the bathwater? No, the th th th th th. Well th. Well th. Well thin thin thin thin thin thin thin th. thin thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu that thathue thathea' thathea that thathea' thatheatheatheatheatheat tho that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu thu thu thu. thu. thu thu. thu thu thu thu? that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th this the same as the baby up in the bathwater? No it's not the same saying but I mean is it as wrong as that was? Let me tell you and we'll see. Like people go out to work and with the money they'd buy food. Oh yeah go on. Oh yeah go on. What do you mean? People got the work and with the system? And if you you are quite well off you might treat your family to some bacon, right? But you know like in these days if people earn a lot of money they might buy a nice suit or a car. Yeah, so what, what are you saying?

You'll say, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's get money, they're saying that. You're saying that you go out the work and get money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money, to get money, to get money, to get money, to get money, to get money, to get money, to, to, to, to, to, to get money, their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. they. their, their, their, they. their, their,'ve got some left over you might treat yourself on like a suit or a car is that? Yeah yeah but back then if you earn money they'd say this is olden times yeah okay let's get some bacon in right and what they'd do they'd hang it in the kitchen what to show it off to all the neighbors and friends because if you had hanging bacon it was like he's they the. Yeah so they had loads of bacon hanging up and people would come round right and whilst they stood in the kitchen talking about whatever they're talking about in old times did say a bit of rind and they'd and they'd rip a little bit of rind off and whilst they're having a chit-chat they'd chew on the right. Well I think that's probably that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a their that's a their their their th. I'm a th. I'm a their th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a little thi. I'm a little th. I'm their their their their their their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'll their. I'm their their their their th. I'm th. I'm they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm the. the. the. too. too. too. tooe. too. they're too. they're they're they're they're the. they're they're they're they're they're Well I think that's probably true. I haven't heard that but that one to me sounds true. Do you see the difference between that one and a man was abducted and grew a beard? Do you, can you see the difference in why I accept that story? Different stories for different

things? Different stories for different things? So see that's a nice, that's a nice story. I don't I don't know that it's thue I mean but it seems totally possible viable quite interesting I won't be quoting that myself because I verified it but that's you know I won't be telling anyone the bloke got in the car and he had a full face beard why has it was it that you the car been towed away? Because blanks again? That wasn't in the book, was it, that you read? See that is the thing, sometimes I think you make up bits of the story as though they were a fact. That doesn't seem right. Well that's all you can do, isn't it? So, so that's educating Ricky. Will we do that next? That's a brilliant plan. No, I think that was good. I mean, I enjoyed that. I learned something from there. I mean, just, just, I want to get a, I mean, this is all from one book, is it? Yeah. That's an interesting book.

Um, with it, with the, I don't want to dwell on it, but with the, with a hairy Chinese kid, what did they say about that? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, that, that, that, was, was, was, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, that, that, that, that, that, I, that, that, that, with, that, with, with, I, with, that, that, with, that, that, I, that, he only had a boil. How did they, how did this capture your imagination? There was a picture that grabbed me first of all. Sure. And it was like God what's up with him? And that's when I read it. Did you see the boil in the XM or just the hair? No you see because his face is like just under his eyes is sort of nice and smooth and his nose is sticking out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's the the the the the the the th. It's, the th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. I I I I I I was. I I I was. I was. I I I was. I was. I was. I was. It, the th. It, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's was, th. It's was th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It but the rest of him it looked like he had the sort of a balaclava on or something and then a red on and it's like this was a hairy kid in China. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, okay good. Anything else in there? Because, I mean I like, I like that. No, we'll do more of that next week. How is that alongside hanging bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon? that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how that, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, how, that, that, that, that, that, that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and, and, and, and th. th. th. that. th. that. that. th. that. that. the. th. the. that. the. th. the, and, andacction, a hairy Chinese kid and a little interesting fact about the derivation of a phrase.

What do you mean? He didn't understand the word of that. Last week we started a good sort of play on words that we had going. Got it. The well-known film educating Rita. Yeah. That's become, thanks to Carl Pilkington's brain, it's become... I've tweaked it a bit and now it's the the th it's th th now it's th now it's th now it's th now it's th now it's th now it's th now it's th no th no th no th no th no th no tho' thi thi thi' thi' the the the the the the thi' the the the thi'er. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the's become, thanks to Carl Pilkington's brain. It's become... I've tweaked it a bit and now it's educating Ricky. Brilliant. Right? and that was a new feature we started last week if you weren't listening where I

teach Ricky stuff. What did you teach me? I taught you about that little Chinese hairy kid. Yeah, you didn't teach me anything. you You said there was a kid that was a little that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that was that was that that that that toa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that was. that was that was that was that was that was that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. t. that t. that t. that that that that that that t. I too. too. too. too. too. the. too. that that th. th. th. t was born that was slightly hairy and other Chinese people. Where the saying chewing the fat came from. I enjoyed that. That was interesting. And a man who had a beard and a man had been abducted three days. Again that was rubbish. That did that. That taught me more about you than about alien abduction. But what happened last week is we sort of talked about it all in one go and you can't...... Whereas this week you've done what you've spread it out over the show? Well I've spread it across the two hours because I always found that if you try to be taught too much in one go you just can't take it in and it'll be wasted. Is that your experience of school?

They taught you in three minute bursts. Yeah and not every day. When you felt. taped toy toy tha toy toy toy toy tha toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy tha you tha tha you tha tha tha to to to to to to to to to to to try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to. to. to. to. try try try try to. the the too. to to to to to're going to do, right? So we've been educating Ricky coming up, that's the two hours. Okay, look what I do is I've made little headlines again and you decide which story you want to go for? First. Well, give me the first headline. No, no, no, no, not yet. We'll do that. Well, give me a teaser. their. that. they. what would you rather be, Carl? I teach you superheroes. Three things. A frog boy, yeah, you could leap, you could leap onto a house, but you had to go bla-out first and leap onto a house. You know, this frog boy. And that could be useful, isn't it? That's very useful, yeah. Amployed, where you've got your hands and microphones, and you can talk- hand in your whole body it's like a hundred decibels you can go, OIE come here and people hear you from a miles away I'm ployed right right or or saddo right and that means that if you can go out to anyone

and go all right and they just they don't know why they just get fed up for the whole day which of those would you prefer? Don't answer now, I have to think about it. Have a think about it. The frog thing, do I look like one or... No, you're just you and your little Ben Sherman and everything. And they go, and they go, and people walk along and they go, oh look at that young child! From that roof, he's a little th was here and you go blit up and you go and they go it is him they don't recognize you when you're squat in they go I don't know you are and you leap up there saving you come back and they go

what's frog boy and you go don't know he went that way yeah yeah I probably have that one okay okay okay go go, then that just go out? What? All that. Go on, I've got, I'm bad. Hey, look, Rick, Carl's really playing this show. He's really worked out. He came in early, he was writing things down. And there's me just coming up with rubbish. And you're just talking rubbish. So, Carl, I know you've been thinking this through. What have you got? So educating Ricky, we did did th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. that, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. And, that, that, that, that, I, I, I, I, this through. What have you got? So educating Ricky, we did it last week. It's where I teach you some stuff, but rather than just teach you something, a tease you so you want to know more so you want to take an information. Right? So, if only people to taught you like that, so. And also it's the name of a film, sortthe little headlines have got to sort of tease you with the story. Yeah, this is going to hurt me and I'm not very well, go on.

Right, we've got... So this is what, sorry, I've just got lost for a minute there. This is educating Ricky. And these are the stories that you're going to tell him. Yeah. But these are just headline versions. These are headlines. Then I think people will remember things. Okay, you're right. So you, yeah, bullet points. Who can to forget hairy Chinese boy? Indeed, I should never forget that.

Yeah. So, first headline, uh, Don't do that that to it. I've got no idea. It could be about the French Revolution, it could be about anything. I know what it is. No, you think you do. No, no, it's something I taught you. Is it the fact that cockroach is to live for nine days without a head? That's part of it, but it's something different as well.

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Right? And what it dies is it can't take on water. Sure. It doesn't have a great time in that week though, doesn't get much done. It just needs water and because it can't find any, that it's eyes, it eventually dies. You're right? So, so what... No, it's not, it's not, it's good. Anyway. So, with...

Have you heard that one about worms? Okay. All right. I have gone. If you cut a worm in half, a lot of people have said in the past that it'll turn into two worms. Right. that it that it that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thuuu. th. thu. thu. th. th. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. that that that just just just just th. that that just that just that just just that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thi. It just thi. It just thi. It just thi. It just to to to to to to to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It just just th past that it'll turn into two worms. Right. But that isn't actually true. Okay, who said that? No, it used to be like, you know, kids at school and stuff. So, you know, a lot of people think that. Don't pick him up on stuff, Steve, it's bad enough. Sure. So, but what they can do, if you get a worm, right, and you find out which end its head's that, right? If you sort of, you've got its head there at the left hand side, right?

And if you sort of cut it in half, right? But not in half, so there's more of its neck than the tail. You know what I mean? Yeah. The bit that you've cut off will sort of die and the rest of the worm will get better. So in a way you can cut it in half and it'll survive. But only one half will survive. Okay, yeah. What if you weren't that? I wish you hadn't chosen that one. I don't know, I know, because it's not, it's nothing is it? You know what they're from a joke. And how would you tell her where I'm ed from it so you put put it in a bowl of flour and wait and it farts? Yes. I told my mate that. Right. And he went, what if it goffs? Yeah?

Yeah? So, there is a better truth in that myth of cutting one in half. Where did you get this information? I don't understand where you get this information from. That was from the Fotion Times. It was like the myth, the myth about worms. That was the big argument. Did it take you as long to read that, the big article that week. Did it take you as long to read that article?

Has it took you to tell us just there? I like the fact that it starts off debunking a myth that we have nerd on anyway. You know the big, the big thing about cutting the worm in after making two worms? No. Yeah. What's the way don't don't go doing it. No it's not very nice it's cool it can get by if you do. Yeah there's no scientific worth yeah in that. Well there you go okay then so the others now you see what I do now I tell you the other title you're not having them yet that's that's the whole idea of this people

people will be driving or about to the shop andtwo? Well the other two, they won't think about that. They will. No they've forgotten that already. If only it was raining and what's tomato with you? I'm looking forward on that one. No you've got a town with you. Look what's happening you see you already want more. And this is what I'm doing with you. And this is what listeners will be doing. I'll be doing you. I tell I you I you I you I tell you I tell you I tell tell tell you I tell tell tell the tell the the the the the the th th the thing thing thing thing the the thing the thing thi thin the the thin thi thi tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thing thing thin thin thin thin thin thin thoing to to to to to to to to to to to to to toa. if to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho the I don't want to go home, I want more. Yeah. And that's what I'm doing with you. I'm teaching you. Why are you teaching the things about not to cut words enough and what's tomato with you? Please tell me what's tomato with you, Carl? In a bit. In a bit. Rick, I'd say he's two. Oh is it? I wasn't even listening. He's doing all the work, I wasn't even listening.

I want to put some water down on that. Right, what's this one again then? Right. What's the teaser headline? Taser headline is What's Tomato with You? What's Theat? the W-. What's the special about the worm? You know a lot of people think that if you cut a worm and off it will

two worms will grow but no. What happens is if you cut the head end slightly nearer the tail than the head the tail the tail the myth and there taught me something. Right, so the second one, part two of educating Ricky, what's Tomato with you? What this one's about is ages ago. It's a scientific, no, it's never, there's never a date. It's never a country toe. Okay, settle down children, no this is A-level history. Right. Once upon a time.

Yeah, yeah. When a mental place with swords was a king, forget his name, but he was a loony. So, and it was, we're literally ages ago. So, uh, good luck in the exam. Yeah. So, like, you know, all right. theyre, yeah, clear. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,, yeah, I cleared that up. They thought tomatoes were poisonous.

Right? Okay. Um, because what are they going to be proved wrong at the end of this story? Well, what... Because I don't want to give away the ending, but is it something to do with the... Are they poisonous tomatoes? No? Are they going to be eating tomatoes all this time? Oh Steve, what's the matter with you anyway?

Okay, so I'm thinking of it. Let's just recap quickly, recap, many years ago, when people thought tomatoes were poisonous. Yeah, go on, yeah. They didn't know they were poisonous then. They didn't know they. They're they were. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. th. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're they're th. They're th. They're th. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. They're. They're the. still eating them. But what was that? Well they're not, but they're not on a minute. All right. I'm just going to listen. I'm not going to talk. So if you remember, years ago they didn't have like pottery plates, they add lead plates, right? What are you talking? Sorry, what year is this? Plates made out of lead? And what they'd end up doing they'd say right do you want a tomato and they go yeah alright and they put the tomato on the lead plate and cut it and because of the acid in the tomato right it would sort of make the lead runny and the lead would

go into the tomato and they'd be eating it and they'd get food poisoning, they'd get food poisoning, lead poisoning, what have you, and they'd be really ill. So they thought tomatoes were poisonous, so they didn't eat them for many years. And when you say, do you mean the people of Narnia? Yeah, this didn't happen, Carl? Where was this happening? Uh, sort of in Britainthe spot there. Oh, I hope there's no uppity pupils at this school when they go, what do you mean to? Oh, if you're gonna, I'm fed up with you. Do you understand?

No. So, so the answer, no, no, no, no, right, right. Okay, first of all, Carl, where do you get this information from? Where do you get that from? Where do you get I got that from. I don't know where I got it from. But why don't you think that makes sense? But, but, what? Someone once got lead poisoning from a tomato? Not just one, loads and then all the tomatoes. No, no, no. Why is this educating me? Because I'm telling you that tomatoes. I can't take anything away from this. I don't know what th th th th th th th th th Don't mix lead with tomatoes? Why is this educational in any shape or form? What are you telling

me? A long time ago in the land of Glunk, right, where the ninnis did slib, right? They thought tomatoes were poisonous because they are plates of lead. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Yeah but we all know tomatoes aren't poisonous. Is that what we're talking about? Is that the moral of the story? Don't believe these people that I'd never heard of before? What are you talking about, Carl? I just, I think it's a bit weird. It's a bit weird. It's a bit weird. It's the same people that were spreading that were malicious malicious malicious malicious thi malicious thi malicious thi malicious thi malicious thi malicious thi malicious the the th are the same people that were spreading those malicious worm rumors. My hangover is coming back. We've got, um, educating, um, educating Ricky. Yeah, because you taught me that people used to eat tomatoes off lead plates in the land of

Narnia, last week, which was good. Yeah. Is the only tomatoes they after lead plates by the way? Why don't they think other fruits and vegetables were poisonous? No it wasn't, it was because tomatoes had acid in them. That was the problem. You see you don't, don't listen, right? Well lots of fruits have acid in them. Yeah but they didn't eat them about then. They didn't have bloody kiwlady. Don't say bloody. Don't say bloody. Don't say bloody. Don't say bloody. tits. Right so what is this? What are you doing now? This is educating Ricky. I look forward to this. Three topics that I teach you every week. Yeah. Now obviously I should just remind people you normally summarize each of these in a kind of bullet point heading which you tease us with so what have you reduced them to this week? Right we've got stocking aching and waterman. What else are we the the the the the the th. We th. We th. We th. We Aiken and Waterman. Stocking, Ake and Waterman. What else have we got?

We've also got, what else is it? It's not his vault. Yeah? It's not what? It's not his vault. Okay. Yeah. And we've also got, get a lobe of this.

Yeah. We do educating Ricky. This is where Carl thinks he can give me something of interest the interest the interest to to the interest to to to interest to interest to interest to the interest to the interest to to the interest to to the interest to the interest to to the interest to to the interest and to the interest and to to to to their Carl, they're genius. Before we do educating Ricky, this is where Carl thinks he can give me something of interest and teach me something to take away. Last week I found out that somewhere in a strange land people thought tomatoes were poisonous because they ate with lead. Things like that. What was the other one you told me? What else was it last week? A worm? Oh? Oh.. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh... Oh..........................................................................................................................................................................................? A bit of worms. Got me off. Yeah. Oh I sent them a text

message. I was on the train, a bit bored. And I read in I think it was Metro. Scientists have found out that worms get stressed and they found out that the fat ones didn't live as long. And when they checked the thin ones that lived longer they found out they had a gene for de-stressing them. All right, Carl, do you remember what you said? No. He went with that stupid, isn't it? He said, did these other ones die of natural causes?

Yeah, he went, all right. Because it could be that the fat ones couldn't get off the pavement quick enough and got squashed. So maybe the scientists go, yeah we didn't, yeah they come think of it, they were flat as well as fat. I think the reason that the worms are getting stressed is because people like Carl are cutting them in half to try and make two snakes. Yeah, two worms. That's the concern. He saidthat the science have found that the elephant hasn't got the best memory, the sea lion has, based on, they've got a sea lion and they got it back into the old laboratory. Ten years after it taught it a simple trick and it could still do the trick.

What did you say to that, Carl? I'd say they don't go up too much anyway, so if you doteach you something it is going to remember it sure because he's got now else to do yeah and then it else I mean I like sea lions they look nice and everything but what do they do? What was it? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? A cat, first, Steve said, is good for your heart. So you... Why is it all geared to what's good for us? Well. Anyway, educating Ricky. We've settled that then, go on. The titles that are meant to sort of pull you in. We've got, what was it? Stocking, Aing and waterman, you've got it's not his vault and get a lobe of this. Get a lobe of this. So which pun do I pick first? I think I'll go for get a lobe of this. Get a lobe of this. Yeah, get a lobe of this.

Well that's a story about a girl who were she was deaf right for four years and it happened quite a bit like this what year or was it about I think about yeah quite a bit back she was deaf for about four years having an argument with a mom it said which I didn't quite understand because I don't know how they'd do that but she was having an argument well and a man pushed against a wall and she banged her head and a hearing came back. Okay. Uh, was she wearing a walkman and it fell out and she'd realize, oh, there's no explanation. There's no explanation. Why is that teaching me something then? So I knew you'd say this, right? So I thought, right, I'll stick something on it. Do you know that bees are deaf?

No! No! If you ask someone someone they don't answer the answer, they don't tell you something else, just I'll tell you something else then. I can't answer that, I'll tell you something else then. I'll tell you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you some you some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some some the the the house the house you ask a teacher. How do birds fly? Wow if you're going to do that. Tallest building is, I mean what... That was the equivalent, Carl of running away. Yeah, the intellectual equivalent of going, look over there as a monster. Listen, what do you mean? Okay, so she... So she... Her hearing came back. There's no explanation. Or you don't know? Well, there isn't one, this they really, they're expedited. But the only thing... Did the doctor's not look into it? No, I think they just said, oh, that's good. Say the threat. Where did this information? Is that... There was once a deaf woman who at her end she could hear. It was bizarre things about being deaf.

Was there three like, I've got that book, yeah, it's a good book that. Was there three more pages you just could be bothered to read all? Yeah. No, no, it was just a little bit. Was there a little picture? No pictures I just read it. Oh, oh, I mean an interesting story. Right, it's not his vault. This fella, what year?

Ages ago? Olden times? I'd say in the 70s. Okay. Would you? Any evidence for that? And, uh... Does he wear flayers in the story?

Right, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the the the this fellow, right? Where he's electric. He's electric. And if he walks past the telly, the telly would fizz. If he walked past the radio, it all goes like that. His hair stuck up all the time. And it'd be having a bath and everything will be all all right and then the power would sort of switch on in his body and the electric in his body made him jump out the bath.... the the th. so. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the the th. th. the th. th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's the. It's the. It's theole. te. te. te. te. the. the. the. the. the. It's the. It's the the power would sort of switch on in his body and the electric in his body made him jump out of the bath. So, what do you mean so? What does that so mean? You've given us nothing?

You've given us nothing. You'd have to at least give us the scientific explanation. Yeah. Electric heels have 400 volts in them. Oh is the running away again? What was that one called? Yeah but they but there's not his vault but there's a reason they that they that I thought it's gonna be similar about I think we should say I think we should do this the other way around I think you should tell us the story and then we'll hear the

pun the pun. It's not his fault. It's not his fault. Let's leave it. Do the last one. Carl's saying we never do this again because we don't appreciate it. Yeah, Carl, you don't know how good this feature is mate. Right, last one. Yeah. Stocking, Aiken and Waterman. Go on then tell you about that one. What am I going to learn from this? Right, well, do you know the same? What am I th going the saying th going th going th th th th th the that? What am th th th th the th th the that, what am that, what am going that, what am going th th th th the th th the th the the the the the tho, what the the last? What am the last the last tho, what the last the last th. What the last th. What, what the last th. What, what the last the last th. What, what the last? What, what the last? What, what am the last? What am th. What am th. What am th. What am th. What am th. What am th. What am th. What am th. What am th? What am th. What am th. What am th. What am th? What am thi? What am the? What am I the? What am that? What that? What thooooooooo? What the? What the. What the. What thooooo? What the? What it already. Do you know the saying? Yeah. Right, well do you know where it comes from? I assume it's shut up so I'll stuff your mouth with a sock to shut you up. Years ago? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, am I right? No, not really. Ages ago? Late in 70s? 50s? I'd say. Do you know the old grammar phone with a big on on it? Yeah. Yeah. Well those stereos didn't the the the the the the the the thages thages thages th. Ages didn't th. Ages didn't the th. Ages didn't their their th. Ages didn't their th. Ages didn't their their their th. Ages th. Ages their their th. A th. A th. their th. A th. A their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the know the old gramophone? Yeah, with a big oar on it. Yeah. Right. Well, those stereos didn't have a volume control on them, right? So they'd be listening to

a sock in the... and you'd put something like a sock. That's a real one, you see? That's taught me something. That's, that's good. That's excellent, Carl. That is the only one that counts, like chewing the fat the thaaaauuuuuuuuuu. tha, tha, tha, thu. thu. thu. th, thu. thu. th. th. thu. thu. thu. thu. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu. thu. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. thi, thi. So, thi. the. the. the. the. thee. the. thee. thee. theooooooooooooo. So, fat, if they're true. I'm assuming they are. It works, it's of interest. I haven't got it verified yet, but that is educating Ricky. That's brilliant. I will say the other two were more entertaining. So you know, I don't know. Do you understand the distinction though between that one and electrical man?

And, uh, or I've hit me head I can hear you man. Can you see the difference though? Or all three? When I read all three, I took something away from all of them. What did you take away from the electrical man? I just, oh, imagine that. Imagine how knowing that would be. But that's not education.

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We've got to do the competition, we've only got 20. Yeah, well, come on. We're worrying about it then. We'll come back with rockbusts. We've also got educating Rik. right, she was deaf and she was had an argument with her mum and she pushed her and she hit her head and she can hear again. Yeah. Don't know what I learned from that, but it might be subliminal, someone might be going, it might be a metaphor that I will learn from. Yeah, yeah, so look at his face.

We might as well I'll be talking Dutch, might I tell me, Carl? Say something, quick, this radio. I don't understand what you want from me. Oh, were he joking? Alright, so, educating Ricky, I've worked a bit harder this week, we've got some good stuff. Okay. I'll give you the, the teaser headlines later. The headlines in a bit. Yeah. Death in Vegas.

Scorpio Rising. Featuring the voice of... is it Noel Galley? Liam, isn't it? Is it Liam? Is it Liam? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's let's get this show well and truly on the road. We better start educating Ricky next, Carl? What have you got for me? I can't wait for learning. I need education. We should just explain. Obviously for thosethose that just tuned in Carl try to teach Ricky three things each week based on the pun title and yeah each of them each of them just to tantalize Ricky is abbreviated into some kind of headline yeah a cryptic involving a pun so what

have you got for us this week they are really cryptic this week okay yeah first story little headline is um don't thir the th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. thi thi thi thi the. the. the. the. they the. thi. they're the. the. they the. they they they they are the. they are they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi thi thi thi thi thi thi try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. theee. don't worry about him, he candle it. He candle it? Yeah. Sounds a bit like he can handle it but it's not. Second one. I'll get a lobe of it. I'm... I'm... Get a loaf of this! It's in classics. Coming soon and stocking 8 gill water. Go on. Second bits. Coming soon. And stocking 8gill Waterman. Go on. Second one.

I'm committed to this treatment. I'm committed to this treatment. Yeah. All right, that's amazing. Yeah. And the last one, um, the police are causing a bit of a stare. Oh, oh, I wish he could can the the the on tele? There's got to be a way. We can't. With all the cable channels, anyone can get on tell these days. Let's get, let's

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Go on. Go on. I can't wait. This is like Christmas Eve for me. It's like Christmas. I've got to open another present now. I'm excited Carl I'm gonna learn so much of this. What's the choice again? What's right? You've got left still keep phoning your answers to email email so yeah

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Okay, keep talking. And that way they couldn't close the mouth because either they'd squash it, right? Or apparently you're not allowed to lick a toads back. So the doctor would have him for breaking the law? No, no, no, but it's poisonous. Right, a toads back. You should never lick a toads back. Or put it in your mouth, really? Just stop. Wait, wait. Wait, wait.

Can I just ask one question? Go on. I've got a few. No, sure. My initial thought is it sounds like a brilliant bit of sort of medical knowledge that. It's a great idea. My only thought is, how does the doctor see past the toad? Yeah, what's he actually looking at with a mouth open? Surely the toad is is in the way? Isn't it like popping around in the way? It didn't say. Sorry, and my question, my first question is was this on the internet? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? th. Yeah? th. Yeah? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? the thi? the thi? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? I. thi? I thi? I thi? I thi? I's thi. I's thi. I's thirty toeanananananananananananananit? I's theeanan. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi.this on the internet? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Carl, that is bollocks. That is, I mean, uh...

Well, all right then. Let's turn this round. Where does the saying, uh, you've got a frog in your throat, come on? Probably because you sound a bit croaky. Probably that. Probably that. or throat. Carl did you not question it just for a moment when you read it? Just for a second didn't you think that seems an odd approach? Firstly why a frog of all the different species?

Because it's poisonous, it's poisonous. A toad, so it's a toad as a toad as a toad as a toad as well. Yeah well that worked, I'm committed, worked. to have you heard the news toad day. But I went with a flood. Oh God! Right? So that's rubbish. Next, can I have, let's play a tune.

Let's come up with the laugh. Open wide. Oh dear, that's interesting. What are you, young, no? You've actually got a frog in your throat. I didn't get there. I put it in there throat? I didn't get there, I put it in there. That's the most ludicrous story I've ever heard Carl. Why don't you think when you read these things? I think there's always

going to be a better truth in all of these. I mean that fella called up, didn't he? And he said, I'm not sure about the, you know, putting a frog in your thonsils or whatever but he said years ago if someone had toothache they'd get older the frog and strap it to the face yeah sure so maybe down the line you know maybe they did yeah maybe the girl colligula made to what his emperor a horse an emperor as well I mean you know doesn't go on um Dick Anderson's been back in time excellent I think so we've turned him around now well he loves it Dick Anderson's been back in time. Excellent. I think so he's obviously... We've turned him round. He loves it now. He's been tuning and he says...

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frog the when you have a sore throat yeah yeah you sound the the word frog could come from frogger because it sounds like it's croaking. Wasn't frog a game you could play on the spectrum. That's great good. But listen, hang on, there's an update to that because just to the case. Common frog, of course Rana Tempara, that's the Latin name. Well you're today, you're tell us who it's from, although it's hard to believe now, at one time medieval physicians believe that the secretions of a frog could cure a cough if they were coated on the throat of the patient. That in itself sounds repulsive. But what makes the idea even worse is the application of the secretion's, instead of painting the treatment of the secretion, instead of the mouth of the sufferer where it remained until the physician decided that the treatment was complete. Apparently Shakespeare's son-in-law, that's a question like,

I don't know what that means. Anyway, it's no wonder that today a frogy or croaky attempt at speech is said to be. What's your final one call? The final story is the police are causing a bit of a stare. I can't wait. It's about this fella. I think it's in England somewhere. I don't know when it happened. But literally ages ago or basically well it's when I think it's when they were trying to crack down on like drunken people walking about in the street. And he found this fella, he sat on it, he found this fella and all the local people were saying oh look at him wandering around his drunk and what have you?

That's not right, get the police in. He got arrested and that and he got him in the court and the judge was there and he says, so you know, what's all this, what's going on? What are you doing wondering about when you've had a drink, you know the rules. You shouldn't be doing that, you had a glazed expression on your face, blah, blah, blah, what do you have to say for yourself? He only had a glass eye. So that was... The that was the, they were about to sort of lock him up. Was he was he the glass, he thaged, he thaged, he thipped, he thipped, he thipped, he thi, he thi, he thi, he was thi, he was thi, he was thi, he was thi, he was thi, he was only only only to to have to have to have to have to have thrass, he was to have to have to have to have to have to have to have, he, he, he, he, he, he, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. th. th. He. He. He, he, he, he, he. He. He. He. He. He, he, he, he, he, he was, he was, he was thi. He was thi. He was thin, he was only only only only only had thoan, he was only only only only had only had only had only had only had only had only had only had only had only had only had only had to have only had only had to have to have thoed. He was, he was, he was, that either we're about to sort of lock him up. Was he a bit pissed up as well? Well, he was pretty livid. But was he also drunk with a glass eye? No, no, that's the way I think. He wasn't even, he hadn't even had a drink. So I just thought, because he had a weird stare. Because his eyes were all glazed. Yeah. Where did you get this from? Why are you telling me? Yeah? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the? the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was? Was he? Was he? Was he? Was he? Was he? Was he? Was he? Was he's? He? Was he. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thelling me this? I don't, I mean thank you because it's you know killed a couple of minutes but why is this educating me? What are you telling me? Because there's a bit of a thing there, a bit of a thable that don't always judge a book by its cover. Yeah? So the guy, he hadn't even had a drink. He's probably

the true. He's walking down the street, he's walking down the street and everyone's like getting involved like what's he doing? He's walking down the street happens to have a glass eye. He was doing nothing else to suggest he was drunk. You don't pick people up just because their eye looks like that. But even if it happened, why are you telling me? With no, with no particular detail. I know this, we're, just, you know, just watch what you say. Don't always jump to conclusion. The only education I can take from that is that if I ever do become a policeman, I shouldn't just arrest people because they look a bit drunk. I should just tap their eye with a pen and go, you go, go, oh, on you go. On you go, yeah. Guys, can I just to email just just just just just just just just just email email I'm just just just just email I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just their their their their their, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, th. I'm just, tho. I'm just, thoooooooo. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just, thooo. I'm just, the. I'm just, I'm Guys, can I just like that? I'm just going to email Richard Anderson and tell him I agree.

Right, educating Ricky. It's my favourite bit now. You're just going to tease us, aren't you, with three headlines if you want. I'll choose one, then we've got the other two as well. Yeah, that's the way it works. And at the end of it, you learn some. Like I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the that. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the. the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that, that the. the. th confesses. So the three headlines for you to pick from, we've got first one, we'll have a big fire to Morrow. I got a feeling there's some vegetables involved. Yeah, go on. Maybe. Second one. He's a bit of a nuisance. Okay. Right. And the third one. I'll bake on in the morning if you're sick of having me here. Oh, that one. I'll be con in the morning. If you're sick of having me here. Right. Well, it's a saying. Do you know cold shoulder, giving someone the cold shoulder yeah

all right if you have someone around at your house and you know you try to get rid of him and they're hanging around and stuff you know I wish I wish I wish the girl I'm tired and that well years ago where literally years ago well ages ago sort of I think it said medieval times. Yonks ago then, Yonks. Yeah, we're going back quite a bit on this. Well, you know when you find out these books? Why, it just pop down when it was?

Just make a note. I don't think it says all the time. It just sort of says, you know, a few years back. Yeah. No, it doesn't. Never. All right. I'll make an effort next week. Okay. So it's annoying that because my girlfriend said to me, just make a note at the time and they'll stop having a go at you. Yeah. Yeah. And I kind of thought, oh, it's all right. Didn't, didn't listen. I don't think matters anyway in houses for people. Right. Because there wasn't much money being made, you know, there weren't big businesses, people weren't earning good money like they are now. So there wasn't as many houses, right? So what you ended up getting is like, you know, the rich people having a nice place to live. And the poor people were like

wondering about, you know, looking for places to live and that. And what they ended up doing is, they had like, people would go around to the mate's house and say, look, I haven't got anywhere to live. It's a bit cold, can you let me stay? Right? So they'd go, oh, all right, then you can stay a couple of days. But they ended up staying for like weeks, right? So, to sort of get rid of them, what they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their tho' tho' tho' tho' tho'er. their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. the, the, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thoooooooooooooooooo'n't the. the. the. what they'd end up doing they'd be making the dinner and they'd be making a lovely dinner like a bit of meat, nice warm meat and nice veg, gravy and this happened every time did it? This is where the saying came from. This is what happened Rick? This is happening every time. It was in that vague book. The book of vague things and stuff. Right so uh so yeah so they'd be making a nice meal but what they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they'd they're they're they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd their their their their to to to to to th to to to the to to to to to the to to the to to the to the the thi thi thi thi th. Right, so yeah, so they'd be making a nice meal, but what they did, they looked after all the family, the person who won't go home, you just give them some like, sort of a cutoff of cold meat.

Right. So they'd say, you're giving them the cold shoulder, meaning. Okay, that's rubbish. Um, okay, absolute. Carl, why does that necessarily work? Yeah, yeah. Why are they always in every situation when you want to get with a lodger? Whoa, still feed him every day, but make the meat luke warm. So we want to- They always leave then?

Yeah. Oh, this food's lukewarm. And they go, oh, I'll are you giving me the cold shoulder? Yes. Do you want me to leave? Yes, just say leaving. No, I like to do it cryptically. That way, in years to come, someone will have a little saying about it. Well, yeah, that was how bacon in the morning, if you've had enough of meat, we'll leave that. Well, we'll... Oh, bacon in the morning. Oh, what are the morning if you've had enough of me. So come back, what are the others? Just tease us again with the others? We'll come back to these. You've got, he's a bit of a nuisance and we'll have a big fire tomorrow. Look at the way when I went to school, there was two kids with them big heads.

Now, never see him. Yeah, but no one else saw them anyway, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, them, them, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, Carl. It's only you the sort of them, not related and wouldn't hang around with each other because you think they thought it would be too obvious. Webbed fingers and big heads. That's amazing. And there was a kid with the pigeon chest. Oh yeah, and the lady with the head, like the bag of spuds. Let's not go through these again. It just raises too many questions that can't be answered. Yeah. Right then, so we've got, we'll have a big fire tomorrow. Yeah, go on. Is that the one you want? Let's go for it. Right, I think this was like around the 1700s.

He's bluffing. Who's the king then? Go on. But it's about the word. It's the word the word the word it's the word it's the word it's the word it's about the word it's about the word it's about the word it's about the word it's about the word. It's about the word. It's about the word. It's about the word. It's about the word. It's about the the the the word. It's about the the the the th. Who is the king then? Go on. But it's about the word bonfire. Bonfire. Bonfire. Do you know where it comes from? No go on. Right, what happened is it's got nothing to do with Guy Forks and that which is what I thought when I saw it. It's got nothing to do with that. But ages ago at 1700s. Yeah 1700s yeah the didn't have enough houses like I mentioned okay yeah so if that happens you get people living on the streets you get diseases people aren't cleaning properly so you get more deaths all right so think about it you've got all these dead bodies lying around they're running out of space, because it's like, I don't know, I don't know why they're running out of space.

But, okay, they haven't got much, I don't know why, really. I was gonna say they should have buried them, but, it's probably more land back then than now. I know, I know like. He doesn't need anyone else in the room. To have a dialogue with himself. We could leave and we'd come back and you got sorted it. Yeah. But anyway, for some reason. They presumably, if it's going to be they burn them, it's presumably to do, it also kills the parasite or whatever's carrying the parasite on them as opposed to burying them and not killing the disease? Well yeah, so that's, there you've worked it out. They piled them up and they turned it into a celebration because it was a lot of fed up people

at that time. Is it to be the word bond meaning good? No, no, no, I'll tell you in a minute. So you've got all these people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people the people the people people the people the people the people their people their people their people their people their they they they they they they they they they they they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. They're going. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They're they. They're they. They're they. They're they. They're going. They're going. They're going. They're going. They're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they're going. they every week someone they knew was dying so you can imagine like just constant like being depressed and they've got all these bodies lying everywhere it's like oh God what we're gonna do so they said we're all too fed up at the moment said let's let's make this a better will this was 1701 by the time they got together so they said what we need to do to do their they they they they they they they they they they they they they their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their to the to to to the to to to the to they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they got together. So they said what we need to do is have a big party. So they said yeah, yeah, you're thinking. So they go right, well we'll put all the bodies in a big pile and they're all diseased and that. So they set fire to the bodies and they said let's have

this as a celebration to remember them by and you know we'll have a drink and that and have a chat we'll have this big fire going and it came from bone fire. Ah right so it was it was all the bones bomb fire is bone fire yeah excellent yeah yeah that's interesting so that's that's how it came about yeah in the 1700s yeah that was probably I reckon it was 60 year I reckon it was the plague I reckon it came from. But it came from. Yeah, in the 1700s. Yeah, that was? Nah, probably. I reckon it was 60 earlier. I reckon it was the plague. I reckon it came from. But interesting stuff, interesting stuff.

Yeah, so that's, uh... Did you celebrate bonfire night? Is that a big celebration for you? Do you like the fireworks? I'm sick impressed. I've never been impressed by fireworks. Even as a kid, you know, you have to go to like sort of community kind of gatherings with the bonfire and fireworks and some local vicar whatever would come out. But I was saying the adults think the kids love it and they just got together and said, should we go to see it? They all go no. That's not go this year. What would be better is if the vicar had wheeled like a rocket rocket, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the their, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm they. Yeah, their, their, their, their, in, gone last one to the moon as a bender and then fired himself off. Now that I'd pay to see, that's a fire at

display I'd like to see. As it is, it's just rubbid. Oh dear. Is that your feeling Cole? Yeah, I'm not keen. Sorry what what clue was that? Um, we'll have a big fire to Marrow. Oh, the bone marrow. We've had a few emails. Anyone got it right, Carl? Anyone who... Did we get the right? We've got to get rockbuster as well though? Go on in.

We've only got five minutes left. Come on, just do educating Ricky. Right. The last one that we haven't done is, um, he's a bit of a nuisance. Go on in. Again, not really that interesting. Thanks. The last, the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the last, th, th, the last, th, th, th, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last the last th, the, the, th, th, th, th, the last, that that that that that that that that that that the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that not really not really that interesting. Thanks. No again I spoke to in the week and I had much better things like when I tell you about Brian Blessed climbing Everest and for some reason it made him, played

aviot with his belly and what he followed through and he had to clean up. Shat himself? Yeah, using ice and scale. Why do you tell me that Brian Blessed, what, what, in what way is telling me that Brian blessed shit himself once in any way educational? Because I was saying now, he was climbing Everest, right? Right. I give it to him, he's an actor and that, but he gave that a go. Yeah, it played. What's the point. the point. the point. the point. the point. the point. the point. the point. the point. the point. the point. the point. the point. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why..................................................................................................................................................... a go. Yeah. It played... What's the point of that? You'd say, wouldn't you? You'd say, God, he's, you know... Oh, so he's alright. Me, me doing a boxing match, for there's no reason, it's rubbish, but him climbing Everson shitting himself, it's just commendable. Right, and he's only gonna, like, go and do it again. He's changed up there. Yeah, it could be. Well it has, they've probably, uh, I've probably cleared out by now.

Right, but, uh, it's slip on it. I can't even bother to tell you this one. Come on! Just do it, I'll do it now! Steve, how we're doing? Look, no, no, never mind that. Oh he's a nuisance! Oh this is so annoying Carl I'm going to go mental talk! Right, listen I'm just putting it in here right. Right, nuisance is a bit of a nuisance. Yeah, yeah. Apparently the old fella who used to hang people.

Is it 1800s? Yeah, yeah. He used to be able to tell somebody's weight just by looking at him. Right. That's a bit of a bonus fact. We'll be the judge of that. The thing that I wanted to tell you is money for old rope, do you know what the saying? I can't even be bothered. Yes, you're going to tell me now. Come on, Carl. I mean it. Basically, money for old rope, get him from the... Right? What was all that about? He can tell someone's way. What's that for? And blind bless, it's shitting himself. What are you... No, don't you... Now tell me that now. You nearly made me swear then. Just, I'm getting really annoyed now.

Tell me this back, Carl. I'm going to go mental. Come on, Carl, the time's running out. More than people, years ago, when people used to be hung, right? Right. If you didn't like the person who's been hung, you'd go, God, I really don't like him. And so you never forget the time. Because you would be hung, we'd take that as red. Yeah, yeah. So they never forget afterwards they'd get. to get the rope and to cut it up into little pieces and it'd sell them. It'd sell the little pieces of rope to people. See, Carl, that's the most interesting thing if it's true that you've come up with. Right,

okay. And so what's, what's, so they sell the rope? They sell the rope and it's money for old rope. Meaning like, you know, God, it's easy to make money that all they have to do, just cut it up and sell it. In the chair now, the talked about the acclaimed educating Ricky. Right, well just in case anyone's new, doesn't normally listen. Basically I'm educating Ricky. Do a bit of research in a week. Find stuff, news, history, anything that's interesting. Three stories are given a nice little headline. You take your pick. Between now and three, you're going to learn three things. Yeah? Yeah. So the headlines are, I'll be

no buying one of them. Can I'll be no buying one of them. Can I say that again? I'll be no buying one of them. Nice, okay. We've also got Hippapotter News. Okay. And chicken you believe it? Chick can you believe it? Well, I'll go to be Hippottin' news?

Hi, well this one, it's, I'm not going to go for the news. Hippopotam news? Yeah. Right, well this one it's, I'm not going to take the credit here. I heard Christian talking about this on breakfast, right? Because it's a good, good, good story that happened. Basically, I don't ever tell you about it last week when we're having our spaghetti. But, um, I think you did. I know what it is. I know what this is. Right, there's a little midget, right? There's a circus going on somewhere, I think it was in America. And, um... Is that present day or old times? I'm talking like in the last three weeks. Okay. Right. Uh, little midget, uh, circus, really packed out show, people are loving it. Um, all asked the same question I did I know.

So there's little little midget jumping up and down on a trampoline. What sort of stuff? I take good money to see it. So everyone's clapping and he's getting carried away. Because he can't believe he was letting it. I didn't know they'd like a little person on a trampoline, but they love me. But you know what it's like when, if there's a crowd of people sort of encouraging you to sort of go higher and stuff.

And I'm sure he knew he was getting out of hand. But he was jumping and he was coming down there all going, yeah, and he's going reallythis, crowd of clapping, there's a hippo, right? Just sat next to the trampoline getting ready to come on and do his act. Oh right, I thought he was in the audience. That's it, bro. Getting ready to do his act, Steve. So, so the... So, he's a ventriloquist. What do you mean, he's sitting in the tresdain waiting to do his,. Why are they sitting in the dress room and they go, five minutes,

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And we've also got chicken you believe it. Chican you believe it. So there are the two that I left. Which one should I go for? Chicken you believe it is not that picture is it that we saw? Which picture? The bloke with the... No, no, no, no. God, that was bad. Right okay so we can't really discuss this on there can we? Well we can Steve bought in Carl the best book ever which is what is it? I found it when I was moving house it's an FHM publication it's kind of like lots of grotesque pictures and

like the book of a book of freaks and weirdos and Carl opened it and the back well you couldn't believe you luck could what it it the the the the the the the that's that's that was th that was that was th was that was th was kind th was kind th was th was kind th was th was th was th was th was th was th was the the th was th was the th was th was th was thus tho tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. It's tho. tho. tho. It's th. th. It's th. th. It's the the th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It was th. It was th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's th. What's thi the. What's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thooeeeeeeeats. Let's that's thoeats. It's the back, can I snot? Can I snotch? Well you couldn't believe your luck, could you? What was it? What was number 50? A bloke with two heads? And he said, what's number one? And he said, what's number one? Yeah, and then number six, there's it's the fellow that was found what he caused a landslide while having sex with a chicken and they pulled him off and there he is the chicken and so it's not that can you believe it I love that one yeah yeah right well we've talked a lot on

the show about um we talked a lot on the show yeah yeah yeah about about animals without heads we haven haven't! We haven't! We talked without codbroaches, could live without a head for seven days? Yeah, we've talked about that. And then of course there was the well-known one about the fellow who had his head cut off and he blinked and he said to his mate, count on many times a blink.

Yeah, when you told it to me you said his Ed came off and he said, as he said, he said, quick, count on many times I'll blink and it was Nick Frost and I go no Carla no he said it before I went in that that was lovely so yeah we've talked quite a lot about things Ed's coming off go on then. Well this one yeah this one yeah back in Back in 1945, he looked out of the day, got a specific date. Mate Jonathan sent this one, you know him as well, he emailed this one in. So thanks for that. Chicken, it's called Mike. There's a chicken called Mike.

There's a chicken called Mike. What happened was, it was living on a farm, right? Loads of chickens knocking about. And the owner of the farm, it's like, you know, getting ready for tea the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to tolain, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, you as well, the the bibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibn, to to to to to to to to their to to to to their to their their the thee, thee, that, their th about and the owner of the farm is like, you know, getting ready for tea and his wife says, go out and get a fresh chicken because my mum's coming round. So he thinks, well, I want to get a good one in, because I want to impress her. Back then, even then, they wanted to impress the mother just nip out and get one. So he sees Mike, Chicken running around. Since during the war or after the war? 1945, I had to say that was after. No, it ended in 1945. Yeah, September, go on.

So chicken's running about, he thinks that one, you know, that looks all right, out of that one. So he picks it up, and he cuts his head off, puts it on the block, cuts his head off, runs about a bit like they do, he thinks he'll stop in a minute, keeps running about, and what's going on here? He's now like chasing the chicken without an head. Yeah. He's saying you should die in a minute. Anyway, doesn't die, chicken's walking around with no head. Um, lives for 18 months? Yeah. around with no head, lives for 18 months. Chicken with no head. Yeah. What do you say? Well, I'll tell you, I've heard this story before, Rick, and the explanation

as I understand it was that certain vital, spinal cords weren't severed when the head came off. So that was why it continued to live. I don't know if that sounds plausible. It's fine, absolutely fine. How did it take on protein and energy? The fella who owned it, he said, well hang on a minute, he said I could kill it now. But I've got a wonder chicken here. But he's thinking, it must really want to live. Sure. Right. If it survived that, I've got something here. So he, what he does, he gets a little a little a little a little a little a little a little a little a little a little a little a little little a little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little a little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little, I a little, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm a little, I'm a little, I'm a little, I'm a little, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I. I. I. I, I. I, I, I. I, I, I, I. I, I, I. I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, that. I'm, th. I'm that. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t.a, t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm that. that, that, that, I'm, I'm, that, that they've got something here. So we, what he does, he gets a little eye droplet thing that he used to use on it, obviously not not anymore, right? And he filled

it with grain and water and it had a big hole in its neck where its head used to be. And he uh, incredibly. And he dropped, you know what, there's, I mean, that is possible, then if it, you know, without infection, without infection, if he's takenaken on taken on taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he.that is possible then if it you know without without infection without without infection if he's taken on things it is possible right why what why did he do it what how cruel is that I mean that was not cruel because it the chicken obviously you know he said if he thought it was a bit fed up he would have killed it he said but he was running around quite happy well it wasn't fed up at all because it had no brain. Well. What do you mean wow? I'm just saying what? It was nothing. It was just, it was just sinew and nerves and electrical impulses breaking down energies, right? That's all it was. It didn't have a brain. So it was, but I'm worried about the psychology of keeping

a pet without a head. I'm worried more about what the farmer was thinking. I tell you this, what I'm, what what the question, what the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the question, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, wow, thi, thi, thi, thi, I th. I'm, I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. Wow, wow, wow, I'm thi, I'm thi. Wow, I'm thi. Wow, I'm thi. Wow, I'm thi. Wow, I'm thoooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I'm just, I'm the. I'm the. I'm th. I'm worried more about what the farmer was thinking than the chicken. I tell you this, what I'm, the question I'm asking is, was the mother-in-law impressed? I mean that's why it's out, that's why it's out to shop Mike's tell off. This is lovely but it's just a head where you don't kill a chicken all at all at once. I thought we're eating for dinner. around the yard? Yeah! Oh dear. There you go you've learned something there. Yeah I have learned something. Yeah. So one more. That farmer I've learned that farmer was very strange indeed. I have to say to be fair to Carl I've been feeling like when I read it the reason he kept it alive was as a novel he sold he you know he got charged people to come and see the incredible headless chicken called Mike. Educating Ricky, number three.

Final one, you've had hippopotamuse, you've had chicken, you believe it. And the last one is, I'll be no buying one of them. I love that one. Interesting one this. I mean, I spent probably three days I love that one. All right. Interesting one this. I mean I spent probably three days looking for this stuff. Right? And another one that I came across, right? And I was going to use. What a great life you've got. I was just, you know, going on the internet and that. And I also, looking magazines, found a story about a bloke who, I don't know, he was messing about with a chainsaw and

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And he goes no, no we've got an arm in, right? We can attach that, a real arm from someone who's I think they passed away or lost an arm or something. And they lost an arm and didn't want it back. Yeah, because I know someone. Because I know a bloke actually. Well, can't you just put this one back on? Wow, it's first come, first serve really. I was just, I was just building a bionic man, which replaced one arm with a robot's arm,

so we got a spare one. So the doctor's going, he's loving it, he's happy again because he said he can brush his teeth. Right, okay, if this is going to be like... If this is going to be, and it was a leg, or it was a chimps arm, or it was the arm, it was, yeah, it was two left arms, right? I'm going to kill you. Oh, let's leave it then. What is it? the, it. the, it. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the, the, the, he's, he's, th. thi. thi. thi, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he. th. th. th. th. th. th. If. th. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. If. He. He's, he. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, if. t. tape. tape. tape. t. tape. tape. t. t. t. tape. he. th. th. thto kill you. Oh, let's leave it then. What is it? What's the answer? No, it's not that. I'm just listening.

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reason, it goes Gammie? And it gets longer. Of course it does. So there's a picture of him, right? Stood in the magazine. He's stood there with his arms by his arm. the their their their their their their their their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thigh. thoome, th. It's, thi, thi, th. th. th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, their, their, their, their, their, their. It, their. It, their. It, their, their, their, their, their, their, tape. It, tape. It's, tape. It's tape. It's too. It's tooe. It's tooe. It's tooe. It's tooe. It's tooe. It's ta. It's ta. It's tthere with his arms by his side. One arm's normal. The other one is like past his knees. It's really, he can pull his socks up without bending over. So is this going to be they gave him the arm of an eight-year-old child who would have been the tallest man in the world? Now he just said, oh what am I going to do? And there's not much we can do, and left it. That's cr- What, wait a minute, you can't leave it there. That's not a story. Carl, you've got to tell us the explanation. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, the incredible plastic arm? An incredible expanding arm? Did he fight crime later? No. Well, that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. the. the. the. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. What. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that's. that's. that's. that's, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. that's. that's. the. But you just told it to us anyway! Yeah, but I'm just saying the sort of knowledge I come over when I'm looking for the good

knowledge. Yeah? So why does this arm grow? Why did this arm grow? He must have had an adult arm. They couldn't have given him an arm. I don't know. I don't know. It's an interesting story, but you should have read, it's rubbish, it didn't happen.

There was photos. Pooh. Yeah. But you should have read to the end of the article, Carl. No, I did. And he said, you know, he's not happy and he wishes he wouldn't have had it done and all that and you know. Did sure this wasn't entirely unexpected. No, seriously. he th is was was was was was th is was th is was th is th is thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing thing. thing thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that that that. that. that that that that. that. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the end. the end. the end. the the end. the the end. the the end. the the the the too. But to to to to clean again because he could brush him and that but his arms getting in the way. Ruining his shirt and everything. So I leave that.

Let's play a tune, let's come back with the next one. Because I know the fact that that's, this is like Ronnie Corbett telling one of his jokes. That wasn't even the story. Well Carl that's about it. And that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's that's it and we got sidetracked on the last educating rookie. You telling me about a man whose arm grew? Well, something went wrong. I'm not saying it grew, just saying... What, what, the rest of him shrunk? It went long? It went long? What is that growing? What do you mean it went long?

Did it grow or what, did it come loose? That's what I was thinking? Oh, so it's it's hanging it's hanging it's hanging it's hanging thah it's thah it's tha tha's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that? that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's th. that's? that's? that's? that's that's th. that's th. that's that's threat. that's threat. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's threat. threat Oh, so it's hanging by a thread that's made it look long. It was in the skin. It's like how you can stretch a pair of tights if something is too heavy. Arms are very much like tights. So the one that we didn't get round to on educating Ricky was, I'll be null by one of them. Are you familiar? Are you familiar with the same white elephant? Something is a white elephant? I think so. Hold on. You phoned me last night and said what does white elephant mean? And I told you.

Yeah, I know, but I know where it came from, but I just was wondering what it was about. So in what way is educating Ricky, you calling me up and asking me some of the, do you know what came about? You've given away some of the secrets of the show there? It would appear. I didn't realize he was phoning you for information. Well he just asked me what the term white elephant meant in sort of colloquial. Did he say, why are you interested, Carl, no reason? No, go on, go on. What it is, ages ago, so what do we understand white elephant

to mean? Or some of that's useless, that's like a bit of a, you know, some of that you wouldn't want around that just stood there doing nothing. Yeah. I'm looking at you, Carl. So, ago when people used to use elephants more. More than they do now? More than they do now. This doesn't involve a midget does it? So you know they use them in the workplace and stuff. Yeah as factories. Yeah. Yeah. It's a new stuff that... Yeah, security guards. Can't trust them with the buns though. That's why they stopped using them. Oh God, go on.

So there was loads of, loads of elephants knocking about, and the thing is right. You couldn't move from. If you have a lot of something, you also have a lot of Demick ones don't you? A lot of what? You know sort of Demicky ones, ones that aren't right really. Demick, Demick. Well you know like they weren't, they weren't properly. They weren't properly. They weren't properly. They weren't properly. They weren't pro-y-solly. What are you doing? Right. I'm getting to the story so what I'm telling you. They were a bit demickey. They were a they were a bit they were a bit they were a bit they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a they were a bit. they were a bit. they were a bit. they were a bit. they were a bit. they were a bit. They were a bit. Devaki? Yeah. There was a lot of albino elephants knocking about. Where? Where is this? Um, old me close. Africa? Yes. Uh, should we say Africa? Yeah. If an answer's got a

question mark at the end, I'm not sure. It's other Africa or India, but I'll give the clue. Well, these elephants, do they have big ears or little ears? I didn't sort of notice the elephants. What I noticed is they were white because there were albino elephants. Okay. So that's why the head in, I would be nobying one of them. Okay. I'd be nobrile over them. So what would happen is people who didn't know what they were doing.

Like you know you get people making a mistake buying cars that are full of problems and that. Back then when people were buying elephants, they'd go up to someone and say, I'm after an elephant and the fellow would say, yeah, I've got one here for you, this is a nice one. And it was all white and it had like blue eyes. You should never trust a used elephant. with blue eyes. This is great. So a fellow who didn't know what he was doing would buy the elephant and he'd get it back and it'd be all sort of lazy and stuff and what were doing the stuff. And he'd say what's up with this and his mate who's a bit of an expert with elephants and go, oh where have you bought that from? And he said oh I got it off that. Oh, he goes, oh I've got it off that. Oh, he goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the He shouldn't have bought that. So he goes why? He says it's only albino isn't it? And he's like what does that mean? And he said oh it gets tired

it's not that good at doing work and that you shouldn't steal it from you. But elephants back then were like a god. You know what I mean? You couldn't say oh I'm sick of this and I'm going to abandon it or anything because elephants were seen as that that that that that that th like the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. It gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets thi. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It thi gets thi thi th. th. th. th. th. It gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets gets th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to get to to that's to that's ti ti ti so they'd end up being stuck with an elephant that's an albino yeah couldn't do much gets tired basically gets in the way so they said that's where they're saying like you know but a bit of a white elephant there what you reckon Rick I feel I don't I feel like I haven't been educated. I feel like I've lost something, like that time in my life I can never get back. I feel like I've sort of been soiled and I don't know where to start. I'm angry. Do you know what I mean? I'm angry.

Yeah, I can see that. And all that rubbish around, look at his little face. What was it all that shit about a secondhand elephant salesman and his mate knew about elephants? What is it? What are they had about rockbusters are you going to make the clues proper cryptic clues? Well that's the teaser and that's what we'll leave them with. Oh I need some learning I need some knowledge Carl educate me. Might be able to help you. Go on. We've got three things as always I give me a little head into tease you as to which one you want to learn first yeah first one is the tip the the the the the to to to to to to one one one one one one one one the first one one one one one one the first one the first one the first one the first one the first one the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the their their they. they. I. I they. I. I'm. I'm they. I'm. I'm the they. I'm. I'm the the the the the the the the the tip included? Is the tip included? You like it? Second one, I want to come here in hindsight. I wouldn't have come here in hindsight?

Yeah, okay. And the third one, are the tip included? Am I going to have to thump you? Mmm. Okay. And you've true, what, what, what, the internet internet so I I so if I can get into the mindset at this plant is the tip included well obviously that's probably not gonna be about a way it's gonna be like is it that if that's someone losing the end of his knob I assume I'm gonna have to thump you that's a man who lost his arm in a fight but then picked it up with the other arm and smacked in with it. What was the middle one? I want to come here in Ironsite. Hines site. Heinz site? Yeah, yeah, someone was blinded by baked beans. Sure. So what are you going for then? I think I better go for, um, Armour gun I have to thump you. Right, well this isn't, I've been struggling again, to be honest with you. Searching Iron Love for stuff and some these I have to leave to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their. Hine their. I their their their their their their. Hine. Hine. Hine's th. Hine's thoom. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hine. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hu. Hine. Hi. I's th. I's th. I's thin. I's thin. I'm thin. I's th. I's, hi. I'm thin. I's thin. I'm thin. I'm thin's thin. I's. I'm thin. stuff and some of these I had to leave till this morning.

Right, because there's just not enough knowledge out in the world is there, but you don't know about. I found out about something in the woke about a guy who was playing tugger war. This is his bonus material, on it. He was playing togger war. He was playing the-up in the rope. to, t. t. t. togu. the. togu. togu. the. I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, too, too, too, too, too, the, too, too, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, too, too, to too, too, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, togu, togu. Hea, togu. Hea, togu. Hea, togu. Hea, togu. Hea, togu. I togu. I togu. I he got caught up in the rope, yeah. No, no, he didn't. He didn't get caught up in the rope. He just was trying that hard and didn't want to lose. He kept over it. He allowed his arm to be pulled off? He really got it to win. And the other team pulled it and his arm come off. No. No. I don't know who to believe. Well, think he a arm that that that that that that to be to be that to be to be that if he a he a to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be pulled to be to be pulled to be pulled to be pulled to be pulled to be pulled to be pulled to be pulled to be to be pulled to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their to be pulled to be pulled their to be pulled off their to be pulled off. He. He is their to be pulled off. Hea. Hea. He is to be pulled off. Hea. He's to be pulled to be pulled to be pulled to soon as there's tension, like the arm coming out of the socket, the hand might release, I think his arm got caught up in the rope and so it was involuntary as opposed to him going, well my arm's coming off, I'm not going to lose this.

You might be right. That's the fact, that's a bonus fact. That's educated me. A man lost his arm. Oh, am I going to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have going. to have going. the the same. the same. the their their their their their going. their going. their going. their going. I going. I going. That's going. That's going. That's going. I'm going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's going. That's a the fact. That's a the fact. That's a the fact. That's a the fact. That's a the fact. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's going. That's a the the same. I. That's a the the the the the same. I's a the fact. I's the fact. I's the fact. I's the fact. I's a the fact. That's a the fact. I's. That's. I's. That's educated me. A man lost his arm. Oh interesting. Go on. Arm I'm gonna have to thump you. Do you know the saying, shut your face? Yeah, I've heard the well-known Shakespeare, isn't it? Do you know how it came about? Uh, no, Joe Dolcie. Ah, go on. It's, uh's ages ago. Oh yeah, literally. Like a knight who wore armour. That's armour going after something, you know that's how it came about.

They wore all the stuff and they had the helmet and saved the garden something at night. I stood outside a castle or something. And it's probably going to be two of them. So they stood there talking and that and talk about stuff. And... The future? Yeah, medieval stuff. One of them was like, oh we should shut up.

I've been stood here for hours and he's going on and on. So he'd say, shut your face. meaning shut the guard down on your helmet and I can't hear you then. So shut your face. Shut your face. That's how it came about. Well I suppose it would be interesting if I could just rely on it. I'm not sure it's true. I know I just never know I can. It needs to be cooperated. It's like I don't know where he got it from but anything via Carl is precarious. Yeah I mean I feel like maybe you should give us your sources next time you know tell us I tell you. I know I tell you got off the internet yeah but where on the internet I can't remember where that one was I mean I always go through like the news

pages and stuff and I uh I this news should be updated because they've they've only reached a 17th century which which they've they've they've they've they've they've they've the the the the the the th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I've th I've th I've th I've th I've th I've th I've th I've th I've th I've th I've the. I've the. I've the. I'm th. I've their their I've their I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm they. they. they. I've they. I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th th th th th thin the theeeeeeeeean. tell tell tell tell tell the tell they. I'm not their they. I'm is last week with people eating tomatoes off their plants. I look at news and there was stuff about a woman who was in a shop and she, I don't know, they had some work money in doing the shop up and they had some wood glue left out and she asked for some pear juice and then the guy went and thought the glue in the thing was the pear juice and she went and drank that. But that's not really news. So I thought well we don't have that. I wish you hadn't told us.

There was one about... So there's some poor woman now whose ties are falling off because she trieve to put them up with pear juice. See that's the danger of mixing up pear juice with. toxic glue. Your wallpaper and your tiles and everything just fall down. Be careful everyone. Be careful. There's something about kids having hamburgers it makes some fat. Hamburgery. Hold on. What? Having food with high fat content can make you put on weight? Don't believe it. You're an idiot. What's the next one? No, let's play you still got. You've still got, I want to come here in hindsight and you've still got, is a tip included.

Carl just, uh, said to me, yeah, here's something. You can't hold your breath to death. Have you tried it, Carl? What's the fact? This is another little lesson. So someone here who's in a really low air, they're going to commit to a suicide, they just started holding the breath of the meal. Oh, screw it. Well, what did you learn in the week, right?

I'm always doing all the educating. I asked you, you were talking about, watching a program about jellyfish. And I said, well that'll be interesting, I'll try and find anything that I didn't already know about them. It must be difficult for you to find anything you don't already know. So what did you learn about jellyfish? I agreed with you by the end of it that they should be wiped off the face of the earth because the balls of water in membrane that go around sting people to death. Let's lose them, Carl. Let's lose the jellyfish. Yeah? That's what I think. I was stung by one. You know? You've got stoned by one? Yeah. I don't understand.

No, you're not a fan of him. So that's that. Good. Well I that's sorted out the jellyfish conundrum. We've sold that particular worry. All right then. So take you pick then. I asked him is what if he could could the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the th. I th. I th. I was th th th th th th th th th th th th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was stung th. I was st st st stung that I was stung th. I was stung that I was stung that I was stung that I was stung that I was stung that I was stung that I was st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st out I was I was I was I was I was I was I was that I was that I was that I was that I was that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was tho. I was tho. I was thooooom. I was thooom. I was thoooom. I was thooooooooooo. I was th. I was that particular worry. Alright then, so take your pick then. I asked him if he could have any animal the other day. Do I ask him on air as well? Don't know. Off there, he said, I've got it down to two. Right, and this was, he said, he said, what, a favorite animal looking at, or could I own one? And I went, you could own one. And I went, you thou, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I the, they. I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, if, if, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I they. I they. I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I asked, I the, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, they. Do, they. Do, they. Did, they. Did, they. Did, the, I asked, the, I asked, the, I asked, the, I asked, if, I asked, if, I asked, if, I asked, I asked, I asked, I asked, I would have trouble, I went, Carl, you've got all the expertise, you can just have it in whatever it needs, and you're going on there, right, and I won't regret it and get fed up. I said, no, Carl, just what animal, if you could have any animal, what animal? you know, I've got another two, I went, I went, I've got another two was then. I mean that's me tomorrow. I might have two other favourites. Do you know what I mean? When was that? When was that? You were there? Yeah, but you know.

What are they today? Quickly now? Quickly now? Any animal I want? You can have any animal in the world. Right. One that's maybe extinct, anything you want? Right. I might have, just for today, just for today. I might have a scorpion in a little box. A little scorpion in a box? What's your thinking? It's the chimpanzee or the gorilla. No, but if I tell you that program about the scorpion, how they all help each other out? Right. I've told you, all help each other out.

No, no, no, this is brilliant, right? Somewhere in the desert, okay. Um, there's these little monkeys that are underground or something. And there's holes. Is this beneath the planet of the apes? Are they talking apes? Oh, forget it actually. No, and you've got it wrong anyway, they're not monkeys, there's little monkeys, they're not monkeys. They're lizards, if you remember, and the lizard, and the lizard, and the lizard, and the lizard, and the lizard, and the lizard, and th, and th, and th, and th, th th goes th goes the lia, th goes th goes the lia, and the lia, and th goes th goes th goes the liiets, the lia, they're thoes, their their their their their their thoes, their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their, their, their, their, their, thoes, thoes, thoomee.oomoomoomoomoombs. It's thoomoomea, thooomea, thoomoome. It's thoome. It's like, thoes, the goods. What are they doing down there? Toiletting into underground minds. They're lizards if you remember and the lizard goes to sleep when the bloke comes along you've told this and the sco- I was done it all right. Monkey from monkey, that's what happens in his mind. From lizard to monkey.

Oh evolution would have been so much easier if Carl was a with a lizard. Just promise me once again Carl, I've asked you before, promise me you'll never have children. Go on, right, okay. What are you having? What are they again? Is the tip included? Yeah, go on that one. Right. In Turkey. Nice.

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No it's like a pick pick what you want to eat like Buffy but you have people clearing their tables and that ready for you to come along and uh and you know he was just. They low they're low tables and he and uh and he was and he was and he was you and he was you they were and he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was a they was a little he was a little he was a little he was a little he was a little he was a little. He was a little he was a little he was a little. He was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was a little he was a little. he was a little. he was a little. he was a little. he was a littlethough? What was he was Turkish so I don't know what he was saying. But he was a little fella yeah. Did he talk about? What do you mean a little fella? What do you mean a little fella? What do you mean a little fella? What do you mean a little below, he'er, he' he had magic powers or he was four foot. What do you mean Carl? A little bloathe, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, was, was, was, was, was, was a little, was a little, was a, was a, was a, was a, was a, was a little, was a little, was a little, was a little, was a little, was a little, was a little, was a little, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, was a little, was a little, was a little, was a little, was a little, their. the. He. He was a little, was a little, the. He. He. He. he'd be art and says, right, Carl, he should watch out for the monkeys. Yeah, underground. There's underground monkeys. You can't just say there was a little midget fellow who was iron up my girlfriend and then leave it.

What do you mean? What was happening? This is a story to us. This is much more interesting. And she was deaf, right? I don't understand how this, how it, what tha, what, what, what, what, how it, how it, how it, how it, how it, how it, how it, thu manifested, thu? thu? Did thu? Did thu? Did thu? Did it, thu? thus? th. th. th. th. th. tho, the the thathea? to me? to me? to me? to me? You should, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to me? He? He? He? He? He? He? He. to? He? He. to? He. to? He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He? He. He. He. He? He. He. It. It. It. It's, to. C. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. She's, to. She should should should, to. He's hit her head. That's much more interesting. I don't understand how this manifested itself. Did you come over and say something? No, do you know when it's like girls know don't they when someone fancies them? What do you mean there was lots of them as well? Do they? That's worth knowing? Right, come on and right. So you went into this, you went into the, what and you went into the what the dining room or something? Yeah downstairs and you looked over there's no one's two thing. Yeah, and they go wait a minute. Hold on, do you look down and there was a little waiter. There was loads of them running around busy. Why do you

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Going out of his way. Oh, for turning on the jar. Yeah, he was going out of his way, the others weren't. Right. I think what was happening is he'd been working with Santa all to winter. Or, this one was a little summer break. polite to you? Maybe, maybe, maybe. But what did Suzanne say then when to... Well she was what using it to wiim you up. What was she saying or he's just like you know look? He may be small but he's built like a... Yeah he's all man. So were you

jealous of a midget then? You were jealous of him? It is a bit annoying in it. Why? Why? It wouldn't bother me as much now because I've been with her for ages, right. But at the time that might have been one of our first holidays and it's like You don't want everybody's gone on, I've paid for this holiday. And then you get off with them, is it? Yeah. Oh, so anyway. But it's not married because you got to try to up by a bearded lady? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I tell you what, no, that's got nothing to do with that. I was going to say the hotel was half bored and maybe. Oh right. I thought you're going to say it's just one of a shortcomings. So listen, right? Just get this educating Ricky out the way.

So Turkey, yeah. So what is this again? This is educating Ricky is a tip included. Apparently a fellow was on holiday in Turkey. Just having a normal holiday, weather's good, you know, he's having a good time. Wait, is it all normal height? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's having his meal. He is a load of screaming going on in the kitchen.

Hold on. As his girlfriend wandered in there? And they do, um... With a step ladder? Yeah. They do, um, the circumcised people in the kitchen and apparently... What are you talking about? Whoa, whoa, slow down. We were a talking about. Sorry, what are you talking about?

I was excited about two things that once here. One, they circumcised people in the kitchen. Two, I guessed it was someone losing the end of their knob. I started thinking like Carl Pilkington. just a one-off either. Well, when I say a one-off, I mean, they did it more than once, right? And it was there for a week, and apparently the first night it was quiet, and then the rest of the week, every day, it'd be like having his breakfast or even his lunch or even his tea, right? And he'd be here in school. Lanker. It's a today. It's't do that. Apparently it's a tradition over there. You can't even make a complaint about it. It's like well you should have, you know, should have found out before you come over it. See I can't believe this is true. I'm a little bit lost. He was in a restaurant, in a hotel and there are people having circumcisions in the kitchen. I'm even worried that we're boarreding on th. th. th. I th. I the th. I the the the the th. I the the the the the the the th. I the th. I the th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm the the th. I've th. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. You have th. You have th. You have th. You have th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. It t. It's t. It's toge. It's toge. It's toge. It's toge. It's toge. It's toge. It's toge. It's toge. It's toge. It's toge. It's tog're bordering on the racist here, suggesting that that is the

position that Turkish people cut the end of their cocks off in the kitchen at meal times. I think you're wrong, Carl. This sounds ludicrous, Carl. No, I don't think it happens everywhere. I think this certain... Oh, if this hotel. Certain, certain hotels. What is it like two star? Yeah. I don't...

Why did he go to the Forskin Inn? It was his own fault, wasn't it? So, that's it, is it? Have they clue? Wait, wait, wait, that's the story? You educated me. Right? Once a fella saw some Turkish people cutting the tip with their I'm off in the kitchen. Thanks very much. Thanks very much, Carl.

Got any more? Well there's things you can learn from it either don't go to Turkey. No! Don't have Kalamari when you're over there. Carl. Okay Carl, one more. Can't we just... Don't get the ump just because so far you can't with nothing. What's the last one? Give us the teaser clue again? It was um... I want to come here in Ironsight. I wouldn't have come here in Ironsight. Yeah.

Right, give me some education. This would be the thing that teaches me something. I can feel it in my bones. Uh, there's a kid in the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thin, thin, thin, th. thin, thin' thin' thi. thi. thee. thee. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tie, tie, tie, tie, tie. tie. te. te. te. C. C. tease some beans. Magic. We guessed that as well. He did, yeah. He's fed up because we guessed his puns, I think. They put one of him in his ear. Yeah.

Um, the ma'am or the dad said, oh, what have you done that for or whatever? So I'll have to take you to the doctors now. So they took the kid to the doctors and the doctor said oh you said I can get that out I can sort that out for you. So he took it out and the doctor said right that's a three pound 50 and the dad said I've only got 270 on me and the doctor said right well and put the bean back in his kids here. I don't know what to say I don't know what to say. I mean I don't know what to say. I mean a couple of questions for me very quickly are you sure that those were definitely the

sums involved with them? Well the equivalent of whatever the deal with in Kenya. It was the equivalent of you know. So you said what currency was it was it Carl that you? that you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th got, tho, tho, th. He got, th. He got, th. He've th. He th. He th th th got, th th th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, the, the, the, the, the the the th got got got got got got got got th got th got th got th got that, that, that, the that, the that, the the that, the the the that, the the that, the that, tho, tho, the that, the equivalent of whatever the deal with in Kenya. It was the equivalent of, you know... Oh, sorry, sorry, so you said what currency was it, Carl, that you translated into sterling? I don't know, no, it was saying in the thing, it said the equivalent of... 31522. Yeah, sorry, did it say that? Yeah, Carl, look at me? Look at me. Did it say that? Yeah, it say that. Did it say that. Did it say that? that. Did it say that? that? that. Did it say that? that? that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. that. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the equivalent. th. the equivalent. that. that. that. that. that. that. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so, so. So, so, so, so, so. So, so, so, so. So, so. So, so, so. So, so. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the the the the the the the the the equivalent. the the equivalent. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the they. the the the equivalent. the equivalent.? Yeah he said that's that that was the... Did it say that? Yeah yeah it did. It definitely said that definitely. Yeah.

So it's just like I suppose I don't know I mean all these things the idea is it's not like a lesson it's like I'll tell you this see what you can get from it sure so you look at what I've told you already the nights who said shut your the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is is is th is the is the is the is thighs. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thean. thi. thean. thean. the is the the the the tell you this see what you can get from it sure so so you look at what I've told you already the the nights who said shut your face that's like that's amazing explains itself yeah yeah turkey with the circumcision's in a restaurant yeah yeah that hold me in good stead yeah don't don't go there whatever this one if you're in can you don't put beans in your ears or something I think doctors all carry three pounds fifty or the equivalent of I it's just

the idea that the doctor put it back in his ear he forced back in his ear so is it still there to this day I mean is there any update on that or did he go back with the 350 I presume he either went and got like a second opinion see if he could get it cheaper, right, or he said, right, I'll come back next week after I've been paid, or he saw how the doctor did it and thought, well I'll have a go out that, how I'll get home. Yeah, for free. But he never said what it, how it ended. No, no. But, I mean, I, I apologize for this week's, mean I I haven't got that much out of it Coming up on the show we've got educating Ricky I'm not happy with this. Oh really because the last few weeks have been genius

What is what is a dropping quality is there of the education of me? It's just like I said I've wasted a lot of time this week searching on the web, right? It was a lot of time searching on the web because you come up with things that aren't true. Why don't you look in books and verified sort of like journals? The web is the new book though, isn't it? The web is a new library. So I've been searching, is hardly anything anything, to you in the week about Monday or Tuesday but did you say there's nothing happened this week in the world there's nothing going on there was a new car wash that you can put dogs in

there was a car wash that's the only thing that's happened in the world and that and the jellyfish and we covered that so could you just quickly tell us about the car wash with the dog in it? That didn't make the top three. I didn't waste that much time on it to be honest. It just said, you know, how busy are you? Have you got a dog? How about saving some time? There's some car wash out. Um, it's not a car wash, it's dog wash.

Um, you take it down there's nothing in it? Is this called a bath, isn't it? No, but it's like a machine. Right. There's a machine. But, but we'll look, you know, that's why I didn't pick it. Carl, come on then. All right. I need some education.

No, it's rockbusters. I know,'re today, but we've promised some rockbusters. Educating Ricky, I will be ditching before Christmas. Why? It will be going. Why? Because there's nothing out there? It's just struggling. I was thinking on the way in today, I can either do, um, doing something more with

Steve, because we've done like the Ricky angle. Either. We can do, um, educating Steve. a bit of a call my bluff type thing but it's like a con merchant and I have to like trick you. Okay I'm the con and the other merchant and then oh I was thinking something that you just do do some work and you have a moan for a bit and that's a bit that's like a wine merchant you just like whine on about something. Again I guess I just suspect the pattern comes first yeah doesn't it's like I've come up with a couple a the the the the the the the the the th of th of a th of a to like th of a th of a to like a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th. I've the. I've th. I've thrimea' thrimea'er. I've like like like thrike. I've like th. I've like th. I've like th. I'm like th. I'm like th. I'm like th. I'm like th. I'm like th. I'm like th. I'm like I'm like th. I'm like I'm like th. I'm like I'm like I'm like th. I'm like a th. I'm like a th. I'm like a th. I'm like a th. I'm like a th. I'm like. I'm like a the. I'm like a t. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like, like, like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I suspect the pattern comes first with you doesn't it? You've worked out that first. That's like, I've ever told you I've come up with a couple of sitcoms for me.

One is I've got an imaginary Navy called Merchant's Navy. I've got a Navy. And another one is I live in, and the premises I've got a Navy. And another one is I live in in... And that's as far that'd be much appreciated. Another one is I live in quite a salubrious part of North London and that's called Merchant of Little Venice and I live in Little Venice. Again I don't know what happens, I don't know what happens, but any ideas Carl? I've got one when I'm playing Italian waiter and it's called Shut Up at your vase. Yep. So that's the one we're working there actually to follow up with the office. Do you like like like like that? that? that? that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the o'er what what the o'er what the o'er the o'er the the o'er the the o'er the the the that's that's the that's that's that's the follow up with the office. Do you like that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll do something with that. We have still got educating Ricky.

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Yeah, let's get your kit on, we're off down the butchers, yeah! We've got wash up with you. Wash up with you. The last one I couldn't really think of a good title for so it's just why don't they just get a diary or some paper or something? It's mine Steve's favourite bit of the whole show. This is what we do this show for now, educating Ricky. Go for it, Carl. As you said, learning can't be fun. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I'll go for the one. What's the one about the butcher going down the butcher shop?

You've got to get your kit on where off down the butcher's? Yeah. You're going for that one? Do you know the saying, um, don't let the cat out of the bag? Yeah. Do you know what it means? Yeah, we don't give away a secret. Right. Well, do you know what it came about? No. Well. Uh, ages ago.

Before like, uh, ages ago. 17th century? Yeah. Yeah, before like, you know, proper butchers and Jewerst and supermarkets and that, used to get these blokes who sold meat, right? But butcher, but but but butchers they were called dead, yeah, yeah, but the difference was they didn't stay in the same place, they moved about, right? So they'd turn up on a street corner and you'd have like loads of carrier bags of like... Carrion bags?

Yeah with you know with meat in and that and people would be like... Plastic carrier bags. Yeah, with mobile butter on them. Yeah, yeah, so people... People went, right, yeah, I need to to their email address. Yeah, go on. People went, right, yeah, I need some meat. So they or you can have a whatever bag full of chicken whatever and they go yeah how much they go you know call it a five or whatever and they'd buy them

and to to make more money they didn't always fill the bag with what they said was an is. I knew I thought that might be the case right so what did they have the cat there? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to they they to to they to to to they to to to they they to to to they they to they they they they they to to to to they they they they they can't to they can't to to to to to to they to to they to they to they they they they they they to they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to they to they they they their they they to to to to they to to to to to they to they they they they they they they they they they the bag with what they said was in it. I thought that might be the case. Right? So what they used to do? Yeah. But I don't see what, what, okay, so sometimes they would put a cat in the bag and pretend it was chicken or whatever else. Yeah, so why was a cat any cheaper than a chicken? Because cats are wandering around the streets, aren't the top so that when they look in it they'd go yeah that's all right got a bag full of chicken they'd get home to make the dinner and they'd be like

what we're having tonight and they go well you'll never guess and they'd have like you know well you can have a chicken leg and you know it would be it would be it would have to defost a pizza yeah did they they're eating cat in in those then in those days? He didn't say. He just was saying about the saying don't let the cat out of the bag. It's like, you know, if they see that, they're going to go mad. I'm mildly disappointed with this story. It's all right if it's true, but you know, it's something about it's just... I want to know more. He always leaves it. It's it, Carl, doesn't quench your thirstirst thirst thirst thirst thirst more. I don't know if that's a good thing or not. Well, yeah, he's like the pot noodle of information. Yeah, do you know, I never, I want to go. I got nourished by it.

It's for every fact he tells me, there's 10 others that spring up the bag. I, yeah, that was the people that were doing this. It was the the the people. It was the people. It was they. It was they. It was they. It was the the people. It was they. It was they. I. I. the people. I. the people. I. the people. I was th. I was that. I was that. that. that. that. that that th. the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.gy butchers that coined this phrase. Were they saying to each other, don't let the cat out of the bag? I, what I mean by that, Jack is, don't let them see the cat what we've stuffed in there. Dodgy butcher, there's another phrase, isn't it? So that's the first one. Is that a euphemism or is the? Yeah, as his meat? Sure. So that's that one. So let's get your kit on a damn. It's a euphemism for homosexuality. Okay.

And meat presumably in that means different things. It doesn't, it's a word that is also a male bird. Wouldn't mean chicken or cat? Necessarily in that context or, well I suppose it could. Yeah. Carl looks, look at him. Carl looks at you like a cat. Whenever we leave him behind, if we don't talk like straight at him and let him see our lips moving and it's you know, monosyllabic and very, very sorry. Look, he's lost in that conversation

there. He just drifted off, didn't you, Carl? No, I just was also thinking on animals and that something else was going to use. Go on? Go on, th. th. th. th. th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. No, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's that, like, like, like, that, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. the going to use. Go on. This isn't a radio show is it? I just suddenly caught us like this is nothing. I told you that before it's been bad today. No but I mean it's the way, this casual way that it's like we almost have no regard for our listener and I'm not proud of that I just don't know what to do about it. Do you know what I mean I don't know how to do th to do to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how to do how th th th th th th th th tho th. I th. I don't th thi tho tho tho tho that I that I don't that I don't that I don't that I don't that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I don't that I don't that I don't that I don't that I don't th th that I don't th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho. I tho. I don't tho. I don't tho. I don't tho. I don't tho. I don't tho. I don't tho. I don't that I don't that I don't how to do this properly. I mean, we're just chatting here. It's only Anderson who's seen through us. And that surprises me that more people haven't... I mean, what are the figures like? Do people listen to this show?

I'll find out for you. You keep saying that. But, yeah, there's this parrot. And apparently, it lives... I mean Rick it's unique if nothing else. I mean when you wake up with Woken tomorrow, you're not even going to hear him start alive with there was this parrot. Go on, there was this parrot, yeah, go on. And it can talk and that, someone's obviously, you know, tore it out of the church,

the hymns and that, and then... Troubles brilliant. In between the hum the hum. It the the the the the the the the the the the the... It the... It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, thin, thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' th. And, th. And, th. And, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th. And, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, thin' th. You, thin' thin' thin, th. th. th. th. th. th. the, thea' thin, th. th. thin, th. tha' thin, thin, tha' tha, right? And people are at the church doing hymns and that. Trouble is brilliant. In between the hymns. If that parrot was owned by an old miner who used to swear a lot, then the vicar is going to be really annoyed that vicar. Go on. I just hope it stays quiet during the vicar sermons. Yeah, go on. Have you read it? No, go on.

No, no, because that's what happens, right? In the joint, join the hymns, it's sort of effing and jeffin and stuff. And everyone's like going, oh, you know, it's quite funny, you know, it doesn't know what it's doing. Everyone's having a laugh, but it's causing a havocat funn't. Where did this happen? And John was a much love man. It was a ranker. Yeah. So anyway, so that was another story. What can you say about Uncle John? Bollocks. Oh God, I love the fact that when you look at things you go, that's interesting, the parents where is it funerals. And it stays with you. You see, for a simple man, you retain an awful lot of knowledge, it's just all rubbish.

Do you know what I mean? If you just replaced all this rubbish with good stuff, you'd be an intellectual, really? Because, I mean, your attention is fantastic. So... So I lose you again there, did I? Was it the word of attention? Right, Carl, come on in, educating Ricky. So don't let the cat out of the bag, that's where that comes from.

Comes from a crafty butcher. Right, go on in. So the next little headline is Wash Up With You. Wash up with you, go on. You want to know about that? Uh, yes. It's a survey that they did. Survey that they did this week. They?

Yeah. Some university did some survey. Brilliant. Did a world test on washing up. Yeah. And each country were given 140 pots to clean. Brits were the quickest. Yeah?

Yeah. Turkey with the slowest. I'm washing up. The Turks. It's not because the little fellas that work in the kitchens with no... Is it? They can't reach? Spain were the cleanest and the Germans were pretty good as well.

So... I don't know where to start with this. Honestly, Steve, I don't know where to start with that. Look at his face. I told you it was really light, right? We've had the parrot, right? These are things that I found. Found the parrot, right?

I've told you about the parrot you said there's a parrot what it's a problem at funerals that's nothing that's nothing that's nothing do you understand and they used to eat cats well else we got there's an elephant in India with sore feet why there's an elephant in India with saw a few interdip why some so I'm interested why Why? He's trying to break Roy Castle's record. He's still going. Go on. Go on. What is it? What is it? Think?

It's an elephant and it was really old. It was about 76. Right. And it had sore feet because it's old and they don't make stairs. And the roads are bad and that. So they said what we're going to do? And the town was like, oh, you know, we're we's we're wea, wea, they, they, they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, th, th, th, that, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. th. What, th. th. th. What, th. What, th. th. th. What, th. What, than, than, than, than, than, than, thin, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It, than, than, than going to do. And the town was like, oh you know we're used to seeing it around, it's part of the thing, you know, we don't want it to have sore feet. So they got some slippers made for it. And it had like a picture of the elephant looking happy wearing some slippers. I love him! I love Carl, his world! Think of it. Where do you see this picture? That was on the internet. Right. That's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the their they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're. they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. I the. I don't. I don't th. I don't th. I don't want. I don't want. I don't want. I don't want. I don't. I don't. I they're they for any elephants listening. You know, don't wear stilettos to work if you can do your feet in. But don't elephants have really bad memories? No, they're really good memories. Oh, do they? Oh, that's good then. I just thought, they'd

to get where they put them. I thought there was something about elephants having bad memories. It goes on, where's my slippers? It goes on, where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where the slippers? Where their. Where their. Where their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It I'm sure I left him by the tetre. So, sorry, there's an elephant walk around with herring slippers? Yeah, yeah, there's, that's in, uh, in the ear slippers. Those sort of old man ones with the sort of jeffers. Well, round ones, I imagine. Yeah, big round ones. There was that going on? And is it happening? Is it, is it, is it, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the, the, the, the, is, is, is, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a, is a? Is it? Is it? Is it happier? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is, is? Is it? Is, is? Is it? Is, is? Is, is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is, that? Is, in? Is, in? Is, in? Is, in? Is, in? Is, in? Is, in? Is it? Is it? That? Is, in? That? That? that? That? That? that? That? That? that? that? That? That? That? That? That? that? That? That? that? That? that? That? that? That? that? That? That? Is, that? Is, that? Is, that? Is? Is and tell them to anything else please? What else is they? There's a woman who's had a breast insurer for £150 grand. Right.

Okay. What? What? What? It just had, it had a picture of her with them like, you know, out. I just thought, yeah, he should get them covered. He's a little face, he'd smile. I'd like to see you on one of the sort of TV panel games.

If they could bring back sort of celebrity squares, it could be amazing as the center square. Oh, that would be incredible. Or on that countdown in dictionary corner. Diction, I imagine him in dictionary corner. Well I'd come up with cat. Yeah, Memn me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd that. I'd th. I'd th. I'd thoome. I'd th. I'd like th. I'd like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'd. I'd. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like. I'd like the. I'd like cat. Yeah, yeah. Memlant. Yeah, what does that mean, Carl? Just anything you want it to mean? What I've got, there's a dog that's got a cough in Singapore

because it smokes 20 a day. Right, okay, another one. No, no, no, that's the last one, someone say that the last one we've got is. Sorry, what was that, they, the, the, thethat the last one we've got is well I don't know what was that wash up with you that was it but they they put they there was that it was that it was the survey of washing pot too man I didn't understand you said you said who you said Italy were the cleanest Spain were the cleanest but why weren't we clean there because we were we were not paying attention to we did it we did it quick we did it quickly but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but it did it rubbish we did it quick we did it but but I don't know it was like

was it Annette Newman or Ainsley Howie? She's quick both of them are quick yeah well they've got like kind of slaves that do it for them did we did we use did we use very liquid did we didn't have a whole bunch of boys game didn't say didn't say that just say that just he that he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just that didn't that didn't that didn't that that that that that that that that th th th that that didn't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that didn't that that that that that that that that that that that that that the th th th th th th th th th th th th they th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi thi to to to thi to thi thi they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they that, that, that. Who had the softest hands? Who had the softest hands? So, I didn't, he didn't say, I didn't. Why is it, we don't get notified that this is taking place? I don't know. But I was a kid, no one ever said, you know, we need recruits because we're doing a survey on who can wash up the quickest? Are you one car it is pretty dull and that is why we've got to bring in either con merchant okay or a wine merchant or shut up at your face yeah would you be able to if I asked you if I put you on the spot in the next sort of after the

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itself so I think one needle would could go wrong if it was a lot on you that it just came down like a thousand a thousand th a thousand th a thousand that it just a thousand that it just that it just th I that it just just th I th is just just just just just just just just th I th is just just just just just just th is just just th is just th is just th is a that it just just that it just that it just that it just that it just just just just th is just that it just that it just that it just that it just that it just that it just that it just that it just just that it just just that it just just just that it just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin thin thin thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's just thi's just thi's just they they they they they they they they they they just they just they just they just they just they just thi thi thousand needles that was an imprint. Yeah. But obviously I'm asking someone who hasn't doubted any further than there's a machine that can give you a tattoo. That's all you've got. Well I'm yeah basically. That's what I've got because I'm not a fan of tattoos I don't. But when do you read this again? This was internet. This was on the internet. Yeah it was on. And I just don't understand why people do it. That's what got me attention. Because me... Sorry, what have I learned from this? That if you wanted to get one, you know, you can get one done by a machine now. You know, people say machines are sort of taken over

and that and there's another one. But it's just the fact, I mean I don't know. So give us the snappy title of this education again? Why don't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they they're they're they're they're they're they're the. the. the. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi the. the. that's the. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the. the. the. th's just the fact, I mean I don't know, I don't know. So give us the snappy title of this education again? Why don't they just get a diary or some paper or something to write it on? That's why I always think when I see people with loads of tattoos, like there's that fellow who were talking about the other week in Scotland who was covered 99% in tatoes. It's just like what that, what, what, what, what, what mean? You can't get rid of it now. You've done it now. Um, one of my uncles, right? Tattoo, tattu stan. He, um, he's just caked in him. Tattoo staph. Right. I don't think he's my proper uncle. But it's just like, my dad's got a province in Russia, isn't it?

My dad's got loads a lot that's got a lot that's got that's got that's got that's? My dad's got loads of mates who... When you say he's not your proper uncle? Do you know like when someone comes around the yard, Uncle Stan? Do you know what I mean? And he was, my dad had loads of mates like that, there was John the Screw. Right. So he either works in a prison or he liked to have sex. Cabby. the triver. Okay. There was Jimmy the Hat. Jimmy the hat?

Yeah. And uh... Did he wear a hat? There was Fred the veg. You sure he wasn't a relative? Sorry. Fred the veg used to get us like big bags of potatoes and that. Fred Vedge, yeah, okay.

And he was just cakeed to them. And he used to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to look at him thinking why have you done that? I must have only been like you know six or seven. If you're born with a name like Tattoo Stan. Exactly. You're deathly, aren't you really? Were they like a 1950s gang? I'm worried about like, who didn't have a ta tap? I'm worried about like, I having a hat. I don't understand it. Are you sure he didn't have a hat? Not when I met him. Did he ever wear a hat? I didn't seem that much.

Do you think it was a joke like you know when your mate sort of like you know eight foot and Hughes you call him little John or tiny? Do you think the fact that he never wore a hat? Yeah, they went, hold on, I've noticed him. to thii. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. tho. tho. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do that. Do that. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do that that that that that that that. Do that. Do that. Do that. Do that that. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do him. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do, the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do the. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do the. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do call him Jim the hat. Jim of the hat, yeah. But my uncle Stan, he had like loads of him, he did, did him himself. Oh dear. And it was always that things like. It was that he had like the, a cross. Cut here, made in Britain. And if you're going to do him yourself, I'd say at least make sure you're sort of a good drawer. Yeah. And don't do it in a mirror so it comes out backwards. Well that was the other thing but like I remember he did

I mean names are all right he had like all his kids names down his arm. And what are they called? Yeah. Oh Caddy. Wobby Kate. Yeah, yeah. Frankie never amanged to anything. Oh, go on. So he had like a... Johnny, I don't think he's mine.

So he did all this. I don't even know I, I'm telling you that. No, no, no, I don't know if... I don't know if... Maybe just have to picture this stuff. I don't even know I'm telling you that tutus. No, no I, Carl. Hey, I said, to be honest. I don't know if, I don't know if, maybe you just have to picture this, but my sister had to take a photo once. She was working in like a factory. Not to denigrate people who worked in factories, but there happened to be a particularly odd ball, the the think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, 'd drawn it himself. But, bear in mind, it was the kind of thing you saw when you were doing art when you were like 15, this is a sort of person who designed their own like heavy rock album cover. Yeah. He's that sort of person. So, I mean, he was a dragon with breasts. You're not far off, right? No. You're not far off. I'll tell you tell you tel tel tel th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. This th. This th. This th. This. This. This. This. This th. This th. This th. This th. This th. This th. This th. This this the this this person this person this person this person this person. This. This. This this person. This. This this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this th. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This. the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeii. theeea. theeee. theeee. the, and it was just too much detail, too much detail for a tattoo. It needs to be fairly simple

I think to make a tattoo. It was, it was a naked, a naked, a female vampire having a shower. Why was she having a shower? That's why she was naked. Yeah, and so she had, she had, she she was beautiful. She was a naked, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, th. She, t. She, was, was, was, was, t. She, was, was, t. She, was, was, was, t. She, was, t. t. too, t. t. the, she, she, she, she, she so she had, she was beautiful woman. She was presumably, she'd been out of blood. She'd been out of blood. Yeah, well she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, uh, she was naked, so you could see her, her, her naked body. Uh, she's quite a beautiful vampire, relatively speaking. Yeah. Although the symmetry of her face was somewhat off, yeah, the only thing I think that she had she did have some pointed teeth and I think that was how you knew she was a vampire. Right. Was she looking... The fact she was having a shower was very specific isn't it? Well it was he'd sort of drawn in all the... He said to the eye, I said listen I want a naked bird right but I don't want to be gratuitous he goes well you could put her in a shower because they went pop her that. That least that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the plot. That's the plot. That's the plot. That's the plot. That's the plot. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's not they. Well. That's not that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's was. I was. He's was. He's was. He's was. He was. He was. He was. He was. He was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was the the that's was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Hea. He was that's that's the. He was that's th some kind of justification to play anything. I mean you know it's justified within the story she's in the shower. Sure, sure, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah we'll have that.

Carl. So, yeah, okay. Any other nicknames your friends of your family had? What was your nickname, Carl? Just uh, Pilky. Because for a minute I thought Carl the veg would have made a lot of sense. Yeah, kind of veg. Why is your dad? What that? that? that? that? that? that? that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. that that th. th. th. th. that. th. th. th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thi is just just thi is just just thi is just just just thiii thiiiiiiii. It's just just just just just thi. It's just just thi. It's just the thought Carl the Veg would have made a lot of sense. Yeah, Carl the Veg. And what, why has your dad got a little tattoo dopey twat? And this happened. Can I just interrupt you guys? Because we've just had an email here here. I hate to query you, Carl, and you're educating Ricky's section. Because I know you put a lot, don't read this has also been cooperated by someone else. I forget who it was. She was just, she just tuned in and she just heard you explaining the expression letting the cat out of the bag.

So it's all to do with cats that were put in bags by dodgy butchers, possibly the 17th century, we're not too sure. Anyway, she claims, she says letting the cat out of the bag is an old shipping expression from when sailors used to get flogged for their misdemeanors. The cat is the cat is the cat of the bag. Of course it is. Of course it is. Of course it is. If it was discovered that a sailor had done something, the cat will be let out of the banynit and you get a whip.. Of the cat, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, the cat, tho, the cat, the the the the the, the, the, the, the the, the the the the the the the the the, the the, the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, the't let the cat in the bag. I need to cover something up to keep saying.

No, she's not. She's not. That's the truth. That's the truth. That's the truth. That's the one I read there'sthings have got nothing to do with their tie- They're seeing their things coming up and think how many metaphors have birds in them and you know it's ridiculous. Why can't you have you have as many sounds you like about anything Carl? There's not a rule. They don't go we've made coming up with the rockbusters answers.

So let's give us the answer to the game. Let's give them out. The first one was, um... You know he wanted to stop educating Ricky because nothing happened. He said, look what happened last week. I scurred the net, he said, all I found was a dog in a car wash and a parrot and a vicar. I'll tell you what the the the dog thethis week. We're talking, listen, me and Steve, yesterday, we took a day off to prove you wrong and we've come up with two of the most incredible things I told you about and they're amazing. So there are things out to reserve to sort of like God and

ghosts. I know, yeah. But the funny thing is, you know, like, last couple of weeks I've been saying there's not much going on. Yeah. I found out when I was looking that there was a day in 1930, right? It was a good Friday. There was no news.

There was nothing going on. Let's see. He had to put a music video on or something on the tell. Because there was nothing going on. With the educating Ricky, but you know. Let's see, let's see. You've got three titles that I tease you with, different stories, you take your pick and I teach you something, that could happen. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. There's a little bit of venom.

Yeah, go on. First one is don't is, don't is, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't rub it too hard you'll get a rasher. I bet that's bacon related knowing you. You've got enough is anus. Say that again? Enough is enough? Well, he's changed to enough is an anus. Yeah. And you've got uh... Yeah. You've also got will it be a bloke? oh no, will it like a bloke or a woman? What? What? Will it like a bloke or a woman? Yeah.

Will it like a bloke or a woman? Wow. Yeah, so there you're three stories to me. So, um, three stories, don't rub it too hard you'll get a rasher. Enough is a nurse. And uh... And I would have that one then? That one?

Yeah. Right, well, um... Do you believe in palm reading and stuff? Yes. Sorry, yes. Yeah, of course. theyreight. Well, there's a fellow who, um...

He used to do palm reading, but a lot of people he found that when he went up to him in the street and said you want your palm reading he was like, a lot of him were like, you know, I'm a bit ashamed of my nails and stuff because they're a laborer or they're a cleaner or something like that. I know a lot of laborers are slightly embarrassed by their nails. Yeah, but so he found out my bloody hands, Reg. That's that hot carrying. Did I ever tell you that I got picked at school to make tea and serve biscuits to old people

because I've got good nails. No, go on. Is there any more to the story? Oh, that's about it. I mean, they'd be... We used to do like, I think the head teacher must have been getting something, their, their, their, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, tha, tha, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their Is there any one for the story? Oh, that's about it. I mean, they'd be... We used to do like, I think the head teacher must have been getting something, maybe getting his ma'am in there for free or something and the other people's up. So, um, so, uh, so he offered the kids of the school. He said, right, all, all set at your desk and put your hands on the the their their their their their their their to to their their to their their to their their the table and everyone did and he walked past mine he said not bad not bad yeah and he said you've got the afternoon off you can go and serve biscuits and tea to the old people what did you say I said all right then was that yeah good afternoon but anyway so he's it was well he just sort of

walked around and went you alright jump bourbons or digest I'd mean you'd make you get on with old people wouldn't you? I'd love to see, especially the senile ones. Yeah, no, but I'd love to see you on VH1 just in a link. They just go, you know, they've just played Robert Palmer, right? And it comes to you in a little park and you just sit next and they're just sitting next and old lady go, they're all right. what do you think of London? Crap, isn't it? And she goes, yeah, it's awful, and you just have a talk. And you go, all right, well, she doesn't like it in excess. That's what I'd like to see. I still think my idea is better.

But, so what are you going for then? Oh, you've picked one, aren't you? Yeah. Yeah, he's going round and he's not trying to give palm readings. They're losing money and over fist. Yeah. All right. So they said, he's what he's going, he's reading people's bottoms now. Sorry, whoa, whoa, you just, I didn't quite follow that. He was a palm reader. That wasn't making money, so now he's going up to people in the street and saying can I see your ass? Basically yeah. So from from being a palmist to an arsonist?

Well they just that's what he does he said the same sort of lines and that that you get on your hand you get them on your on your bottom and he can read them right yeah it's not a pervert or only or making that as he goes that that was so sorry if if if if if if if a the the the the the the he he he he he he he he that's he he he he he that's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is not is not is not is not is not he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he he is is he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is not is not is not is not is not he he he he he he is not he is not th is not th is not th is not th is th is th is thee is the is the is the is the is the is he is the is he is he he is he he that's it, that was that. So it's sorry, if a man came up to you in the street, can I have a look at your eyes? Can I read your ass? You drop your traces, would you? No, no, no, if he went up to him and they said, I'd rather he didn't because I'm a labourer. I've And then right... So is that the end of the story? Yeah but then because... That's it. Educating Ricky is there's a bloke who reads arses. You're a mentalist. What you're talking about? But then do

you know like now and again I come up with a little joky line? Yeah I thought I'm Little line there. Don't worry it won't last. It might just be splashing the pan. Okay, Phil Collins next. Yes, Picking. Let's take some Phil. So, uh, we go out of here. Carl Zane Pilkington. Educating Ricky, will we carry on? Yeah. Right, you've got left. Don't rub it too hard, you'll get a rasher. And, uh, will it like fellas or will it like women? Well he said wool before? Yeah, wool it.

Go on and I'll have wool it. Right, now this is similar to the one you were talking about before, right? They found out that, um, they've found out that, um, they, scientists, scientists, scientists. Oh yeah. I've found out, that, thua that that that thua that that that that thua that that thua that that that thuu 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1, that that that that that that like now one in ten Rams are gay. One in ten Rams are gay. Yep. So that was like, wallet, that's how I could get that in. They got a load of gay and straight rams.

Right. They worked out which were which first. They said, right, that bunch there is a gay bunch. They looked better, they just had more pride in their appearance. And the other ones, you know, the straight ones, and then they gave them to this scientist and said right, go on, do what you've got to do. And they took the brain out of all of them. Just to check. And they did tests on the brain, you, you, you, the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, their, their, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, their, tho, and, their, their, and, and, and, and tho, and their, and their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, their, and, their, and, their, and, their, and, and, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. And, their. And, their, their, their. And, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tests on the brain and it worked out that they've got something smaller in the brain, the gay ones, they've got something in the brain that makes it smaller and they said right well that's probably how it's going to work on males and females and like humans.

So you took from this that gays have smaller brains than straight people? No, there's something in the brain. So if someone's saying, you know, I'm a gay, or they're not sure or whatever, they will now be able to find out. So you can go to the doctor to find out if you're straight or gay. Is there any gay in my brain? Let's have a look. Do, do, do, do you've got a little bit of a guy in gay the, a little bit of a gay in there. Yes, you've got the, you've got a little bent cell there.

Well, that's why they did it anyway. I don't understand how they could differentiate which were straight and which were gay to begin with, before they then gave it to the scientist? Wasn't that what the scientist figured out? How could they tell? There's one the theory, the theory, the theory, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thus, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th's, th's, th's, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, the, the, the, genetically determined. There is one, there is, there is a theory that's genetically determined, but I don't think it's as easy as pulling a sheep's brain apart and finding a little pink sort of like blob in there going right we've taken the guy out, now he's going to go and shag some ewes. I don't think it's that straightforward. Although the homosexuality does occur at a similar sort of right in animals I think. Yeah. Yeah. You knew that, didn't you? So that's that one I mean. I just like the idea for farmer and figure out which is straight and going. Well that was wearing quite a

camp looking neckerchief. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking maybe this game. Yeah, yeah. I love the fact they can that one's a big fan of Sophie L. they're a they're. Yeah. Yeah. they. their. their. their. I. I. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I that's. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that okay that one that was a big fan of Sophie Alex Bexter yeah yeah they were they put on Abba and see which one's dance that's how they yeah yeah I'm gonna put on my boss rosem and see which one's theyrubish what did I find out did you just say that is rubbish no no I found out other other stuff that didn't make the top three wow wow wow we haven't even had the... This must be mediocre stuff. This must be running back. Yeah, or it might be dubious, go on. There's a woman in Ireland who has been with a fellow for 11 years. Yeah. She always saying to him, you know, when are we going to get married and that? It's like, oh we don't need to. You know, we're happy and that. You know like I am with Susan. It's like the the the they they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. there's there's there's, there's like, there's, there's, there's, there's there's there's there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's there's, there's there's there's there's, there's there's there's, there's, there's, there's, there's there's there. there. there. there. there. there's the the the the the the the th. the the th. the th. the th. the thoooooooo. There's a woman, th. There's a woman, there's a woman, there's a woman, there's there's there's's like there's no point really unless you have a kid I don't think you need to do it in time in time and all

that anyway comes on from work one day so they'll go on then we'll get married she was so shocked a hair fell out oh! Did you get that? Wow so that's extraordinary what did he say, I'm not marrying you Baldie. Yeah, well. She was so shocked her hair fell out. I love the idea, we're just going from, to the ground. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What else? That's rubbish. That's rubbish. That's rubbish. That's rubbish. Next. You've also got, um. It's weird, isn't it Rick. The stories that we made up are more plausible Yeah, the fact we that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's so so so s. She was so s. She was so s. She was so s. She was so s. She was so s. She was so shocked. She was so s. She was so s. She was so s. She was so s. She was so s. She was so s. She was so so so so s. She was so so so so s. She was so so so so so so so so that's so that's so so that's so. She that's so. She that's so that's so that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's so th. It's so the th. It's so the the the the the the the the th. It's so shocked. It's so shocked. It's so shocked. It's so shocked. It's so the the the the the that we made up are more plausible than the facts is actually getting him. I think we try it to do hard. That's what he's willing to believe. He's willing to believe that a woman's hair fell out when her husband came out to let's get married then.

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I mean you just do it's long enough and you'll stand. Right, so let's get out of this house. We've got one more. Educating Ricky too long. Go on and quick then. I need educating. Right. Don't rub it too hard. You'll get a rusher. How was he going out with Deron Brown you said something in the break. to th, th, to to th, to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thin, tho, the, the, the, tho, th. tho, th. Let, th. Let, th. Let, th. Let, th. Let, th. Let, th. Let, th. Let, th, th, th. Let, th, th. Let, th. Let, th. Let, th. th. th. th. Let, t, tod, tod, tod, tod, tod, today, today, tho, tho, tho. toda, toda, thoooooooooooo. Let's, toda, tho. Let's, thoo. Let's, tho, tho, tho? Oh I have to say yeah, um, Darren who we bumped into as well and he did this incredible trick where he puts 40 pounds down on the table. He says, I can tell you which hand you've got a pound coin in, let's say five times out, you know, the pound coin in. the hand, you've got a pound coin in one, let's say five, you know, the pound. thinne. So, th. th. th. th's thine, thine, th. th's the thine, thine, th. thine, thine, th's thin, th's the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thou, thin, thou, thou, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thou, thou, thou, thou, thou, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thou, thou, th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th's thou, thou, the the the thou, person, you're probably not when he goes to that one and he does it every time, he gets it incredible. It's absolutely majestic. I mentioned this to Carl, yeah. And well Carl, you tell me how you think you could outwit Derrin Brain. Because your dad used to do it and the way of telling what Andy's got it in, his hand looks bigger. So that's how you've got to do. That's how he did it then.

That's how to catch Darren out. So, no, to catch Deron out. It was a bit different because he did it with golf balls. But to catch Deron out, Carl, to their, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, out, the hand which hasn't got the coin in, just make it slightly bigger. Just make it, just like extend it slightly, so it's slightly larger, and that will catch Daring out. You'll never be able to say that. That's how he did it. Just put a pound in each hand and wind him up and wind him up, just go no, you're wrong. You are brilliant, Carl. Do you, do you, do that. Do you are brilliant, you th. Do th. Do you, you, th. Do that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Do, th. Do, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th.. th. th. th. th. th do the one where he takes your nose off on your face and puts it between his fingers? Did you keep going to the doctor?

Yeah, go on. You know how that's done? You know he's not actually taking your nose up? It's his thumb. Go on. Go on. Last one? Don't rub it too hard.

It's been a mess. It's been all over the places, no sort of, it's not tight, it's not tight like it, you know, is. And she'll be going away with this, thinking that's what the show would be like. On the TV. She knows it's a shamples every week, go on. Well, don't rub it too hard, you'll get a rasher. Yeah. Do you know do you know what it means? Well it means to overact. Right. Well, years ago with actors in musicals and stuff, they did, the actors used to look pretty on the stage because they didn't have proper makeup and that. Right. So what they used to do, to make them look at it. They got bacon, rubbed it on the face. Right. So what they made the face to make themselves look at their facing pigs. Well they got bacon, rubbed it on the face and it made the face a bit sticky because of all the like you know the pig fat and a bit of lard and stuff like that and then they go and get some

bricks. Bricks. Yeah house bricks. Rub them together, make some red dust from the brick and then put the dust on the face and the fat the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the brick and then put the dust on the face and the fat and the lard and that would make the dust stick to the face and they look well under the lights and that's that's where they're saying. They smell great as well. Yeah well everyone likes to smell a bacon. Oh but so that's that's the old ham it up that's what it comes from I'm not you know if it's true I'm no reason to think that it's not so that's your third educating Ricky today So what if you learn? Nothing

Absolutely soddle. You've got you're hamming it up. Yeah. Ram's a gay. They know which ones are gay now and and uh that's last thank God. The fellow the fellow who can can can can can can can can that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theole. I thii. I thi. I that's thi. And the fella who can hand read an arse. If you missed the rest of the show, what are you going to make a land? Have you just tuned in? You are a maniac, Carl. You mentioned educating Ricky. We've only got, do you know, we normally have like three installments. Yeah. We've only got two today. Why what happened? Just, um... Well, you clearly weren't busy Christmas shopping, so what's the next? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, like I say every week, it's a bit of a struggle finding stuff that I can teach you. I bet you've got to educating Ricky. Oh excellent, slick. We've had a good year of stuff, teaching stuff. Yeah, I've learned a lot. Can you remember any of the highlights? Of course I can. There was a deaf girl and she heard her head and she could hear. There was also some people who wet tomatoes thought their poisons on lead. There was also a fellow who a doctor gave a blood transfusion with some parts from the pet store. Because the the their their their their their their their. It. It. It, their their, their, their, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, their, th. It, their, their, their, their, th. It, th. It's, their, their, their, their, th. their, their, their, their, their, their, can, can, their, can, can can can can can can, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tool.coe.c.c. Yeah, te. Yeah, te. Yeah, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, a blood transfusion with some parrots from the pet store. Because the doctor in America, and it was the olden days, when the lines were bad, said, give him his parents' blood and the doctor this side thought he said, give him some parrot's

blood. So that was true and that educated me. That was fact. What have you got for us? Well we've only got two, two things you about jellyfish today that we need them. So we've only got two things to go out. And I'll give them a little headline so you remember them to make them snappy. The two headlines you've got, oh what a catastrophe. Okay.

And the second one is, well, you'd think it beat bugged wouldn't you? You'd think it beat? No, you'd think it be, you'd think it be bugged, wouldn't you? Buged? Buged? This can't be, if this is anything with a bugling without a head, I'm not interested. Because we've done it, all you've done is fun. Well let's just do, oh what a cat. Which one are we do the bugged one??? th one? th one? th one, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you, you, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, you'd, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th''' thin, th'd th'd thin, th'd thin, th'd thin one are we doing? No do the bughead one. Right well the bug head one. We've talked a lot about animals and aren't we without eggs? Surprisingly we have. I think a disproportionate amount on it, if you're a new listener, this is the first time you listen. We've covered worms. The way if you cut the head off it grows back, to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their the. We've covered worms, the way if you cut their head off it grows back if you don't cut too high above its neck. We've covered the fellow who blinked.

Yeah, I can't go into it again. Right. I've had the chicken we know head that lived for eight months. And we've had the cockroach who's living for a week without an egg. Right, okay. It's a bit more on the cockroach front really. They've found, right, that if you get a cock-croach and you cut its head off. Yeah, right? And then you find a cockroach that's still got its head but it hasn't got any legs. Right right it's not over for both of them right because what you can do you get the one that's got the legs right with no head sort of running around get the one with the head sit it on top of it right get a little tube so that the fluid so that the

fluid so is this is this aunt is going out of the room? This is like Blue Peter? You can get this for Christmas. Right? You got a little tube. You sit that on top so the bodily fluids are still running between the two. Right. The head of the one on the top will control the feet of the one on the bottom. Okay. What about that? Good. And will it continue to live? Um, yeah. Okay, you don't know that for sure, do you? That was just a question out that the really wasn't expected. Well, what do you think of that? Good, yeah, it's great. Yeah, just a primitive nervous system that can, yeah. Yeah. Did you expect us to be more impressed and excited by that?

Did you fall off your chair when you read that? You literally tuple off going, whoa? Did you think you're going to be the Frankenstein of the insect world? No, I just was thinking if they can do that, you know, with them? Can they do with humans? Because I also did a better research on the sort of conclusion that apart from the moral aspect of it, that the human was probably more complicated than... Yeah, but... Do you know what I mean? Things move on, don't they? You know what I mean?

You know, I had been at home as a kid. Now they've got PlayStation 2 and the difference in 10 years. They have found that if you lose your head, the cockroach can live normally on your body, your head on, way round. Your head on it cannot control its legs because it's too complicated for your brain. So yeah. Well, then other research, because I thought if you don't learn from that, I'll give you something else for free, right? That they can clone people. The only reason they don't do it, right? Say if like Ricky needed a lung, right, they could clone you and make you the same, but the only reason they don't want to do it is

because it'd be a bit horrible, wouldn't it? And it would take sort of 18 years for me to get an adult lung. And there's all kinds of moral implications. Yeah. Does I mean, yeah? You hadn't thought that. Sorry, so, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're Do you mean, yeah, you hadn't thought that. Sorry, so, because, lest we forget, Rick, he ended with the only reason they don't do it is because it's a bit horrible than that. No, no, no, no, that was, that was, you know. Which scientist said that?

Oh, I can't wait. That's not it. That's not the other one. That's it. No, no, no, no, that was, that was just, you know... We've got another one to come. Oh, I can't wait. Teach us to get the headline again? What was the headline? Oh, what a cat toastrophe? Right. Right. So listen, right. Okay. So, I'm just educating Ricky, oh, oh. Oh, Christ. the too. thi. that's. that's. that's. the the that. the that. that. to. the the to. to. to. the to. to. to. the headline. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, to. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Brown. There's this woman, right? Yeah. This woman, she's reading Guinness Book of Records. Yeah. And she's flicking through. And she notices that there's a world record for a cat, right, with 27 toes.

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so I just was thinking I mean that's it really that's not it that's the end of that story but what I'm thinking is right it was two cats welded together Carl now Carl you promised me that you were going to re-introduce educating Ricky. Yeah, I just... yeah, we can do that. Have you got it? Have you got something that will, um, that's something that I won't know that's correct and that will interest me. Um, yeah, yeah, there's loads of stuff. Is it any new monkeys? No we've got monkey news coming up, of course we've got monkey people and they're now

now over to XFM for monkey news with Carl Pilkington. No we want to not yet. Educating Ricky is, uh, we did it ages ago. Educating Ricky. Oh, that's interesting and it's correct. Hang on a minute though, what I do is a tease you don't with headlines. Oh go then, what I th th th th th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I that is. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. th. th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I th. What I'm th. What th. What the. What the. What the. the. the. the. the. tho. the. tho. th. th. th. th. th on then. And then you have to sort of go that one sounds good. Go on then. I want to know more about that, educate me. Right? You've got, uh, well.

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And then... And then... They're surprised that it's a good-looking little kid. It's dead. Like it could have been a frog and they'd like, I, oh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I'm that, that's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a that, it's a that, it's a, it's a, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's a, that's a that's a th, I, th, th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a the. It's a thi, the. It's a the. It's a the. It's They're surprised that it's a good-looking little kid, it's dead. Like it could have been a frog, and they'd go, I'm always got your eyes. And then the doctor goes, yeah, it is, but look at that. What? He said, it's a boy and hasn't got a knob. I love the doctor saying that. I love this GP, all this mid- doctor saying that. I love this GP. All this mid-vote saying that. Oh, look little boy. Yeah, but no nub, baby. Mr. Mises. I mean, think. Right. No, but I'm speeding it up a bit.

All right, come on. So the baby's like that. And the woman's like, it's our first and stuff, right? She's really got it. What's the second going to be like so uh... just a knob? Doctor said you know look like Carl. So the doctor says well I'll leave it with you for a bit get used to the idea right? As opposed to throwing it away so he wanders off yeah he comes back with a smile on his face right so? So the mum and dad are like, what's, you know, what are you smiling about? He said, you're not going to believe this. Baby's just been born, it's got two. Right? You can have one of them. And he did a little, a little operation.

Where did you get this information? That's in a book? What book? It was a book that. What book? Is it the book that you carry round with you? No. With the woman with three legs, the juggler with nine arms and the bloke who found shagging a chicken under a rock? Is it in that book? Well, it's not true. Well, it's not true. What? In the same hospital, there was a baby born with that and I'm luckily, there,... it's Carl. What happened? You swear to God you're not making it. The doctor came back smiling because you don't believe it. There's a baby there with an excess of a knob. That happened, honestly.

All these things are not made up the educating stuff. That's why I do it, isn't it, teaching you stuff. All right, if anyone can confirm the baby with no knob, baby two. They're going to confirm because they're going to go to the same dubious website that Carl got it from. I always try to be level-headed and reasonable in these situations. You always ignore it. It's always Guatemala or Mexico. knob luckily baby next door and then the house was going on two knobs what a load of shite play record well what you got lined up for us now

right well you got a choice nearly dead you can have a bit of educating yeah that's how educating come on educate Ricky I can we just clarify what this is I think a lot of new listeners perhaps don't familiar with this it's when Carl looks on the internet and finds a weird story about, you know, the double knob, fun and tells me about it and it's usually not true. If it is true, I know it already. Go on then, Carl.

They're not really weird stuff, it's just stuff that's gone on. That's interested me, that's all it's about. And they over came back. I should just confirm that we've had a number number the number the number the number the number the number the number the number the number the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th double, th double, th double, th double, thouble, thouble, thouble, thin, thin' thouble, thouble, thouble, thouble, th thi, thi, th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the thou, thou, thin, thin, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, thou-n's interested me, that's all that's about and they only came back. I should just confirm that we've had a number of emails that say the baby born without a knob and then having one transplanted from a baby that luckily I've had two knobs is apparently. Yeah, no, listen, listen I'm saying is it didn't happen with the doctor goes, I'll leave with it. I don't believe it, that baby's got two knobs. Exactly. What a coincidence. I bet that little bit of information isn't in there, is it?

Sure. That he went out of the door and get a coffee, came back. Oh yeah, I'm not, there's an extra knob. I found an extra knob. Well, we put that knob on there, perfect. Right, well you've gone, you've opted for the headline, it nearly died. This is about this elephant. Eight years old, in Africa. Right, it's had quite a good life and that. But then what happens is, I don't know what it's been eating, but his teeth fall out? Yeah, that's what the, how do most elephants die of that? because they grind them their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they their they can't their they can't their their they can'tthat? Because they grind them down the teeth until they can't chew anymore and they, most elephants are old, dying of old age with an elephant is the fact that

you haven't got teeth anymore. It's had a good innings, it was 80. Yeah. So anyway, they to pop the food up and feed it to it and it lived quite happily? No, what they did was the village got together, said, ah, she'd the food for it. Made it some false teeth? Made it some teeth, that wood. Wood and teeth for this elephant, that's 80. What do you think of that? I don't know if it's true, I don't know. I mean... No, it is, forget that, you've been proved wrong once, it is true. What do you think about that? But Carl, it's like saying, yeah, Miani Norris or a ghost, what do you think about that? There's no comment, I can't comment on it. Would you have gone to the trouble is what I'm saying saying tha is saying tha to tha thoing is saying to to thoing is saying to thi is saying to the to thii, is thi, is thi, is what I'm saying, is thi, is what I'm saying, is what I'm saying, is what I'm saying, is what I'm saying, is what I'm saying, is what I'm saying, is what I'm saying, is what I to that, is what I is what I is what I is what I is what I is what I to to to to to to to to to to to to that? It is what I to to to to to to to to to to to to that? What I to to that? that, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, what thrue. thrue, what thrue. thrue, what thrue, what throooooooooooo? What is that's that, Africa's got and that and they're messing about making teeth for an elephant. What problems are Africa got? Well there's not

enough food to go around so if an elephant's dead that's a bit more food left. Do you mean why? But you're assuming this is in the middle of a village where there was famine and starvation? It might have been it might have been South Africa Kenya you don't know it's not all Ethiopia or... it's the the busy the busy the busy the busy the busy the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. But they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. their th. their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's the. It's thea. It's tapea. It's tapea's tape. It's t. It's tape. It's tape. It's busy city, people in the village wouldn't have time to be messing about with making teeth and that, would they? It was a little village. Little village, and a local elephant. The local elephant?

The local elephant? Like, a local post office. I'm meeting the elephant. No, to be fair Rick, I think I saw Bob Gild off saying, please, please, please, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, please, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, the, th. th. the, th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, the, the, to be, to be, to be, to be, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's, it, it, it, it, it. th. th. th. It's, it's th. th. th. th. th. thee. th. th. thi. thi. th. to thi. thi. It was to thi. It was,the food, we're sending it over there and the fur-F the number, where's the teeth? I don't know, it's possible. I mean, it's possible, it's possible they've made this elephant some dentures, it is possible. Wouldn't it have been easier to just...tough it. Serve it some soup or whatever. Yeah, I'd if you could make it this teeth, you know, I, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th. It, th. It, th. It, tho, tho, tho, thin, the, they. It's, they. It's possible, it's possible, it's possible, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, I's, it, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I. It's, I. It's, I. It's, I. It's, I. It's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible. It's possible, I's possible, I'm, I'm not. It's possible, I'm not. It's possible, I'm not. It's possible, I'm not. It's possible, I'm, it's a village. I would have thought it would work for very long and I wouldn't have thought the elephant would understand that it was teeth so I wouldn't have been able to thought, so I wouldn't have been able to thought that the villages could do it. I mean, top veterinary surgeons, but I think they made it all goodwill but I thought they'd probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably end up up up up up up up dying the up dying the up dying the up dying the the thin, thin, thin, thin, thi thi thi thi their their thin, their their their their the, their their their their their their the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant the elephant, the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant, the elephant the elephant the elephant the elephant th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi the an thoe an eau an elephant, would thooooea' thoooea' thoooooea' that's thoea' thoea' thoea' the an ea' thanks very much, play a record. Right, okay, you got the final educating Ricky, Carl? Uh, get a load of this court case.

Yep. What happened was, right? Uh, the fellas in court for something that you shouldn't have done, right? Yeah. You've got all the detail then, at your fingertips. And the jury says, uh, he's guilty. Right? And the judge went, what, the jury says, he's guilty, right? And the judge went, what, it's not guilty, off you go then, right? You misheard it.

They couldn't do anything about it because once the judge has sort of said, you're not guilty, off you go, off you go, you can go home. And the jury were like, what are you doing? They said he's guilty. And it's like... What do you think of the Thorns album? I'm quite a big fan, Rick. Yeah, I like that sort of old country same. I think it's... I know. That a compilation you made me. That was really good. The Jayhawks. Thanks for that by the things. There was the hanging one, that happened. There was a thinn. I was a.... I, the, the, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm quite, I'm quite, I'm quite, I'm quite, I'm, I, I'm, I'm quite, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm, I'm. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I, I. I, I. I, I, I. I, I. I, I. I, I. I like, I like, I like, I'm quite. I'm quite. I'm quite. I'm quite. I'm quite. I'm quite, like, I'm quite, like, like, I'm quite, like, th. I'm quite, like, th. I'm quite, th. I'm quite, I'm quite, I'm all kinds of stuff. Obviously, you know, I like to come back into the old stuff. I tell you I've been appreciated a lot recently, Rick.

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