The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - BONUS: Rockbusters (Compilation)
Episode Date: February 19, 2023Twitter -Ricky GervaisStephen MerchantKarl Pilkington ...
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Right, this one, remember Blockbuster's, rock busters, right? This one is good and we'll do this one.
Rockbusters. And remember our Bob Olmers, she used to give you a letter.
And it'd give you a question and the answer to that question is that letter.
Right, well it works like that. So if I said to you, um, you know, we'll test it out in you, Steve, right?
All right, welcome to the show on that.
Hello.
Let's play, right?
And I say, right, your first one is W.
And the cryptic clue, because it's done like crosswords.
So not quite like blockbusters.
This young man prepared for his death.
And it's a W W so the answer and it's not always going
to be like our sort of music can be any sort of music that's out there.
So the W is the name of the answer?
I understand that but is the answer always the band name or is it always the band name or is it
it always the band name or the artist? And so would the W be the surname
or would you have both the initials if it was someone's name?
Would Elvis Presley be EP?
Don't get annoyed, no. These are questions that I knew would be asked.
I know that you'd test it on me. So you've got to tell them.
So you've got to tell them.
Well, if it was Elvis, I'd probably do E-P. No, no, give him the answer. Right, did you hear the clue? No, give me the clue again then. So the letter is W. It is a cryptic clue and the clue is W.
Listen, and the clue is this young man prepared for his death.
This young man prepared for his death.
Yeah, but I don't...
This young man prepared for his death.
And it's a W.
And it's a W. but I don't... Well shouldn't we have the initials? Wouldn't that make it easier? I mean, well, it didn't do that on Blockbusters, it just had one letter.
They did, they did, it did, if...
The gold one they often had a three or four. Did they? Did they? Yeah.
Well, yeah. Well, it was normally just one word. It wouldn't have been a name or something. All right then. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. didn't understand it. What was the pre-will prepared for, this young
man? So it's sort of mixed, sort of cryptic. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's a good effect.
That's better than usual. No, it's better than usual. So should we, do you want to play,
let's play rockbusters? Yeah, rockbusters. How many of these have these things have to. the these have you got. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. these the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. the, mixed, mixed, mixed, mixed, mixed, mixed. the, mixed, mixed, mixed. the, mixed. the, mixed, mixed. the, mixed, mixed, mixed. the, mixed, mixed, mixed, mixed, mixed, mixed, mixed, mixed. the, the, the, the, the, mixed, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. I. M. I. M. I. M. I. I. M. I. M. M. I. M. I. M. I. M. I. M. I. M. I. M. I. M. I. M. I make sure we thought everything through because I'm pretty certain when they get these things on TV they at least have a go at them
they at least have a go at them in the office first before they put them straight on there.
I'm sure that's not works. I'm sure Bob Oni's just didn't turn up the first of their, thinne. I'm sure they'll they'll just just just just just just just just just just got got got got got got got got got got got got got got got. to get. their. their. their. their. they're got got got got got their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they' they' they're they're they're they're they' they' they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. their their their their their their their their their their right? Let's do this off air then. Bad news is we have got enough callers to play Carl's game.
The good news is we don't have to pay any more adverts in this show.
So if it doesn't work, sod it.
Right, what have you got on the line, Carl?
Some. Now let's just remind ourselves, what's the game? the thrown, the tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. the the tho. too. too. too. too. the the too. the the the the the the good good good good good good good good good good good good good. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the good the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the. the. the. the. the. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. too. too. to do but don't worry you just had a holiday. Throw this desk out, just throw let's throw it out and start again. Rick, don't get stressed. Go on in. People, people wouldn't think
it was us if this show wasn't, you know, half baked and ill-formed and generally shoddy. That's what I've grown to love. Sam, is it all? today. Sam, thike. Sam, thi. th. Is it is it is it is it's is it's i i i. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. the. the. the. the. theeea. theea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. tha. tha. tha. Alright, yeah. And so we've got Tim on the line, we also have we got there?
We've got Tim as well, aren't we?
All right, Tim.
Tim and Sam.
You sound quite similar, lads.
Could one of you affect an accent or something?
Um, which one's Tim?
Okay, which one's Tim?
the same?
It's a slightly deeper, thii. against the clock anyway, are they so it doesn't really matter? I suppose not. So... I think Steve just wanted a bit of variety.
You, uh, okay.
You understand the rule, lads.
Can you explain them to us?
Right, play it.
Okay, hang on, wait, wait, wait, let me explain.
Because I mean, life is too short.
Now, Carl's gonna read out, um and answer it or shout the answer.
Shout your own name then the answer if you know and it's the person who gets the most right.
Okay, is that all right?
Yeah, so here we go then.
Okay then.
So shouldn't it be the first of three?
Well, yeah, but then he hasn't got enough.
Right then, here we go. Welcome to the show. Oh, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first, it, it, it, the first, it, it, it, the first, it, the first, it's the first, it's th. I, it's, it's the first, it's the first, it's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Ia. tha. threatha. tho. I's the tha. I'm, I'm, I'm, I we go. Welcome to the show. Oh God. Right. First initials, S-T, right? Is that right?
Well, I don't know, do we? How do we know?
Here we go. S-T and the cryptic clue is better than the average homeless person.
Okay?
Sorry, I think, is that a band? Is it an old band? Yeah. I think that's one word.
All right, then S. It's an old 70s band. Better than the average homeless person. Tim? Go on.
Supertramp. Yes. Well done. One point to you. I don't know. I don't understand why it's right. It's a super tramp. Better than the average owners for a sick. Yeah. Cryptin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Yeah. Yeah. Well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. It that. It that. It that. It that. It that. It that. It that. It that. It that. It that is that is that. It that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that. It that. It that. It that. It that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's right by the way. You don't understand why it's right. It's a super tramp.
Better than the average one is for a sick.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, cryptic.
Okay, second one.
Come on Sam, you've got a...
That's actually quite good for Carl.
Trust me Tim, that's, I mean, take that, take that's the next one we're moving on to and the cryptic clue is the little girl is hungry, what shall we do?
Is that S or F?
I've got it.
F.
FEDA.
Yes, one all.
Feed her.
Feed her.
Yeah.
So that's one each.
So this is the decider, thin.
Wait a minute. I said, the first, the first, the first, the first, the the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thathea, thathea, th. th. that, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That, th. That, th. That, th. th. That, th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the. the thea. the the. the. the. the. the. the't it? Wait a minute, I tb are on the phone.
Well you said first to three, so no it's not is it?
That's what I said, just do the three clues and who gets the most.
Okay, well we can do that now.
So here we go.
I love this. This is rubbish. the initials are AK, right? And the cryptic clue is exploding pet. Say shout out your name
if you know it. Last order to the bar, please. Last orders at the bar. Exploding Pet. A.K. You're tuned to XFM, 104.9, Carl Perkinton's quiz, rockbusters.
The format is still available.
The highest bidder, please give us a call, or you can email Ricky.
Ricky the toys at XFM. KUK.
Is it a band or a singer?
It's, I'll give you a bit more of a clue.
It's a pop band, okay? from the kiton. Yes! This is amazing radio. So who was that the one? That was Sam who
was? So it's 2-1 to Sam, so he wins. What does he win, Carl? He wins some CDs and some
videos. No, he's got, and uh, and obviously now, Sam, if you're ready, take the spot, you're
going to do the gold run. Away you go, Carl. I haven't got any anymore. You're a fool. Right, stay on the line. We're given both some presents. Play a record. Rick, I'm going to shoot off. This is the way we all be looking
forward to. Do you want to use them with the prizes? No. Not really, because they might not
bother phoning in. Or is it's an email. Okay, well, let me a quick reminder then we've got to the office. I don't want a their. their. thak. their. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. that. thathe all all all all all all all tho tho all all all all all all tho tho tho tho tho. We all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all. th. th. th. th. th. We all th. Are all th. We all that. We all the the that. We all they all they all their. We all their. We all. We all. We all. We all. We all. We all. We all. All. th. th. All. th.the office. I don't want people to think that we're just keep plugging the office DVD. We've got nothing else to give away. No, no one gives any of it.
No, that's what.
No, no, that's just hanging around in Carl's little room.
Did you get a guy from H&V?
Did you get a guy just nick the today, one of those kind of the best co-play, Travis Oasis, blah, blah, blah, blah, albums in the world ever.
Excellent. Let's take some of them, because there's nothing in the last...
Exactly. Have a look on there. Four Alanis Morse, nine catatonia. I just count, isn't that. But the big one, the big star, the big th. The big star, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. The, the, the, the, th. The, th. Ex, th. Ex, th. Ex, th. Ex, th. Ex, th. Ex, th. Ex, th. Ex. Ex, ex, ex, ex, ex. Ex. Ex. Ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex, ex. Ex, ex, ex. Ex, ex. Ex, th. Ex, th. Ex, th, th, th, t, t, t, t. Ex, t. Ex, c. Excellent, c. Excellent, t. Excellent, c. Excellent, c. C. C. C. C. C. the, the, c. their Horton as the star. So look forward to that.
Are we going to give Shadow away separately? Are we going to get separately?
Yeah, yeah, we'll give away the DJ's shadow tickets that are separate.
Right, so we're playing for those and CDs.
And what was it... It's an email competition,ase at XFN.coat UK if you know the answers to these, right? And the way it works, we did it last week, but if you didn't hear it, I'd give
you some initials and like a bit of a cryptic clue, and you work out who the band is or
the artists. It's always a band or an artist, it's not any TV programs and that. So say like like last week we had S, we had we had we had we had we had we had we had we had wenth. We had th. We had th. We had th. We had th. We had S, we had th. We had th. We had th. We had th. We had th. We had th. We had th. We had th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And, th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. And, they. And, they...... And, they.................. And, the, the. And, the. And, And it was better than the average homeless person.
And that was Supertramp.
So it's not always XFM music, it can be anything.
And there's three of them.
You've got to get all three.
And email in.
I know.
How long this intro so far is taking.
Yeah. But here we go then.
First initials, LR. LR. LR. And the cryptic clue is, uh...
You should have thought it through, you should have thought it out before you came in.
Yeah, a cryptic clue. You've got it. Yeah. I'll take that book to the toilet with me.
I'll take that book to the toilet with me. Yeah. the book to the toilethueueuecotototototot ck. thoooooo. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. I. I. I. I. I's th. I' th. I' tho. tho. thi. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And th. And the th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And they. And they. And th. And they. And they. And they. And they. And thi. And the. And, thr. And, thr. And, they. And, throoooooooooooooooooooooooo. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, theytoilet with me. Yeah. Yeah. L. R. I'll take that book to the toilet with me. And don't shout
out if you know the answer because. No idea. No idea. Right. Okay. So there's one. Right.
The second one. F. L. F. This one's actually been emailed in as a suggestion. Okay.
That person who's done that, don't email in because you're disqualified from the comp. I'd love him to be a teacher. It would be great wouldn't it? Just
to see it one day. Can't we do that? Can't we get you a placement somewhere? To, for you
to teach history to sort of like, you know, 14 year old. I think science, Rick. Science would
be good, yeah. I'll tell you what, you've got a lot of, um, just quickly for me, Carl, explain, say, what can we get into
explain that everyone learns the kid science?
Photosynthesis?
All right, so FL, right?
FL, other the letters and the cryptic clue, blow the candles out before you eat the cake. Yeah. Blow the candles out before you eat the cake. Yeah. Blow the candles out before you eat the cake. Blow the candles out before you eat the cake.
Blow the candles out before you eat the cake. The letters there, F.L.
All right. We've got L.R. We've got F L. Yeah. And finally the third one.
Hang on. How many have they got to get? Three.
Don't worry, there's no more after this, right. the thrown. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. the tho. the tho. the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the letter. the the the letter. the letter. the letter. the letter. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. the letter. the letter. the letter. the letter. the letter. the letter. the letter. the letter. the letter. the letter. the letter. the letter. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. thethat? Alright, that's one of mine.
So very quickly recap, just in case we missed any.
L.R. is the first one. L.R. I'll take that book to the toilet with me.
Cryptic clue.
We had F.L. Blow the candles out before you eat the cake.
And the final one, NS, how can
I wash up in something shaped like that?
If you think you know the bands, you just email in, Ricky D. Vase at XFM.
that the UK, the CDs, and that's it.
And that's it.
Really?
I could just, I could sit here and watch him all day do this. So Ricky.jevays at HFM.co.
Coal. UK.
And we'll give the answers out just before, you know, we're finished because, then we'll keep
locked.
All right.
Well, just briefly, this is module 4A, natural history, yeah.
Just briefly explain, um, evolution. Since, you know, natural selection,them, uh, evolution.
Since, you know, natural selection, origin, the species, Darwin, that, just briefly describe.
That's the monkey thing.
Competition answer time, is it, Carl?
Yeah, we did, uh, we did this like, about an hour ago.
Rockbusters.
Rockbusters. With Carl Bilkington.
Yeah, I gave you some initials, the initials sort of
made up a band. We had L.R., we had NS.
We had FL. Well, give us the clues with the answers.
Right, so L.R. The clue was, I'll take that book to the toilet with me. The answer.
Lou Reed. Good. That's very good. that's very good. Loo read. that's. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. We had. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We had. We had. We had. We had. We had. We had. We had. L. L. L. L. L. L. R. R. L. R. R. R. L. R. R. L. R. L. R. R. L. L. R. R. L. R. L. R. L. R. L. R. R. L. R. L. R. L. R. L. R. Rthat's very good. All right. Okay, next one, FL. Blow the candles out before you eat the cake. Yeah? We just played them. Flown in lips. There we are. Okay. And the
final one was N-S. How can I wash up in a sink? How can I wash up in a sink shaped like this? Yeah? That was N-sink. That was ensike. Yeah. It's a sink. N-Sink. It be a think. N-Sink. N-Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. Sink. S-S. S-Sink. the the the the the the the the think. Sink. Sink. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. S-S. S-S. S-S. S-S. S-S. S-S. S-S. S-S. S-S. S-S. S-S. S-S.S. S-S.S.S. th. thin. S-S. S-S. th. th N, you'd be like, oh, I've got everything out. Has anyone got that? Wow.
Right, well there are right answers, I have to say, Carl, you've done very well. It's an enormous
response. I'm just going to click on one of these emails randomly. I'm not even going to who we got here. We've got to the ta. to. to cat. K K K K K K K K K K K K K K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Is their. Is their. Is their. Is their. Is their. Is. Is. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. there. there. there. there. there. there there are there there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there are there. There are there. There are. Cath Turner gets those great DVDs and CDs. Just like the cats watching Children of the Corn.
Children of the Corn!
She was going out, but I imagine she's going to, she's going to phone a few friends and
so I can't come out. I'm ill.
They go, you're not, you're not, you're not watching the tune of the corn.
And we've learned as well their, their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th, th, th, th, th, he's just getting all stressed about a half hour like it like Pete I'll go on.
It's just we should have done this a lot earlier. Why? It keeps him it keeps him
walked in. Right if you haven't heard the game before I'll give you some
initials bit of a cryptic clue and those initials and the cryptic clue makes up some band not might not be an XFM band but it's a band the the the the the the the the the the the their their their th. th. their th. th. th. th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's just. It's just. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just just. It's just just just just. It's just just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just just. It's just just. It's just. It's just. It's just just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's XFM band, but it's a band or a pop group or
an artist doesn't it?
Yeah.
It's on email.
What's the feature called?
Rockbusters?
Yeah.
Do you want to, do we do this on email?
I think we all too, because you don't like taking calls from the public, do you well he can't work the machine? No, that's absolutely. It. It's not that, it. It's not. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the feature. the feature. the feature. the feature. the feature. the feature. the feature. the feature. It's the feature. the feature. the feature. the feature. It's, what, what's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the. It's the. It's the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the feature. the feature. the feature. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called. It's called fair for everyone. Anyone who's got a computer, you mean? So it's open to anyone who's got a computer or a laptop at their disposal at this
precise moment.
Anyway, there's some cracking prizes, Rick, you were pleased to know that.
Obviously, once again, Carla's managed to collect together an arbitrary assortment of giveaway
stuff.
I mean, where did you get these from? Did you just, did you, what, I? I? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.............. There's, is. There's, is. There's, is. there's, is, is. there's, is.. there's, is some, was. there's, is some, is some. there's, don't know what kind of a person would want these items. Right. It's such an arbitrary selection. I don't
know what kind of person you'd be. Read them out. What have we got? Well, there's another
XFM compilation compilation which obviously you've obviously Nick from somewhere in the office. Yeah,
it's a good compilation remix to the album pump friends liveers I can't be certain
this is the album didn't we give this one away last week this is just an
arbitrary compilation album again one of those kind of is that the actual one
you didn't send Carl no no I've got a job lot of them
surprise surprise the office on DVD which is ludicrous. Oh I've seen it from here.
What film if it, listen, dear XFM listener, it's half two, you know, it's just a bit windy out your...
Probably going to stay in this evening.
Maybe a bit of shopping you got her and then in the stands even.
Oh, what film would you really want to, seriously, think, if you could see one film, right?
What would you want to see DVD DVD
Yeah yeah it's great we put them out of their misery see they'll be watching
this tonight if they're a lucky winner it's the movie Stigmata
Stigmata with Patricia Arquette and Gabriel Byrne
so look forward to that that's the big one that is brilliant you play I look at Carl's face he's actually offended because he puts he's the only one that's that that that th th th th th th th the th th the the th th the only th the only th th th the only th th the only th th th th th the only the th the only the the the the's the's the only the only the's the's the's th th th they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only one the only one the only one the only one the only one the only one the only one the only one the only one the only one the only one the only one the only one that puts the only one that the only one that puts the only one the only one the only one the the only one the to that. That's the big one. That is brilliant. Look at Carl's face, he's actually offended.
Because he's the only one that puts any work into this show.
And he's got competitions, he's got educating Ricky, rockbuster.
It's got a song with a story to come that he's like travelling, oh gone through him.
It's unbelievable. Yeah, so you're playing for that collection of arbitrary goodies plus the big prize this week
Stigmata featuring Gabriel Byrne.
Oh dear, go on that.
About a woman who I think starts bleeding from the hands.
It's a horror throw I think.
You have to be 18 or over to take part.
It's not, it's not terrible.
It's all right. Is it better than children of children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children children. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's th. that's, I that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that the. the. that's the. that's the that's the. that's that's that's that's that's that that's that that. that. th was a bit given away last week. I haven't seen children of the corn. Go on then.
Right, so...
Next week, Teen Wolf 2.
Go on.
Go on.
Go on.
And Tony Banks's own solo album, Bank's statement.
Tony Banks, remember is the musician from the Much Love Genesis.
But we got that album to give away.
To win those exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusive exclusivethen. To win those exclusive prizes. Yeah, yeah, you've got
a email in, Ricky. Joveice at XFM. that UK. I saw a cellatape dispenser in the office of where
their pair of gloves, I don't know who's out but they're out there and they've been there
for a week so. A pair of gloves, a teleteer, a sett dispenser, go on. All right, first one. Initials JT.
Initials JT.
What's the cryptic clue?
Cryptic clue.
At the moment I'm in a river full of logs.
Hold on.
Yeah?
JT. And what's the clue again?
At the moment I'm in a river full of logs?
Yeah.
the second one, there's three of them you you you you you you youT at the moment? I'm in a river full of logs. Go on next one. There's three of them you gotta get. Letter is W. Yeah.
The clue, that lad's got bad asthma.
That lad has got bad. I've got that one already.
Yeah. And finally, the last one is the letter C. Yeah. And the cryptic clue...
Carl is one of these. Mousetrap is that musical isn't it?
This isn't a clue by the way. It is called Mouse Trap, isn't it?
There's not a musical, but it's a whodanic sort of thing, yeah.
That's fine. Right, here's a clue. I saw that.
Imagine that on the real box.
Bob always going, oh can we stop me? Oy, um you with a nine teddy bear's hair? Nowh shop, that's a show in it in London, I think so, Bob, yeah.
Okay, here we go.
So, so, so, so, so, the letter is C and the cryptic clue,
I saw that mouse trapped the other night,
but the heating in the, in the thirtthird was knackered right ruined it. Well we've got that one already as well. Yeah I mean these are the first ones are hard but the so just
quick reminder JT was the first one at the moment I'm in a river full of
logs full of logs yeah okay second one W that lad's got bad asthma and the
last one was C I saw that mouse trapped the other night but the the heating in the third was knackered and the and the the the the the the th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and the th and the th and thicked thicked the thicked the. I was the the. I was the. I was the. I was not the the. I was not I was not I was not I was not I was not I was not I was not I was not I was the the the th. I was the the the the th. I was not I was not I was not I was not I was not I was the the the the the the the the the th I was I was th I was th I was th I was the was the was the was the was not I was not the the the the the was not the. I was not the the the theat. I was theat. I'm theat. I was theat. I'm theat. I was theat. I was the the theat. I was the the the th heating in the third was knackered and it ruined the whole thing. Okay. So Ricky dot Givise at XFM. UK is the email address you can win.
I'm confused the room full of lots including Stigmata.
I'm in a river full of logs. I mean a river full of logs. Well we'll do it in about 20 minutes.
Yeah you've got to stay tuned for the answers. It's not the quickest so don't go rushing and sort of messing it up. Think about it. They've got to be given away Rick. They've got to be given away. This is rockbuster.
We've got obviously the big price Stigmata this week. I'm not going to give the
price to ERA, I think it's Ere or Ira, but she or he emailed in the right answers and then said if you could enclose the receipt for Stigmata that would be much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much the the the the the to be much to be the the to be to be the to be they. they. they. they. they. to be they. to be they. to they. they. they. to to to to to to to to they. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they. they. I they. I the amazed by the number of responses we've had. And someone wants a
copy of Tony Banks's solo album which I was mucking around so we'd be better buy that in the
week to give it away because I think that would be amazing prize to give away.
If you just give the clues and then just give you the answer. Right, well the one
one that everyone was struggling with was the first one. Yeah. I'll save thatthat so we'll go to the second one W yeah that lad's got bad asthma yeah we know that was weaser yeah yeah the last one see the clue
was I saw that mouse trap the other day the heating was knackered in the
restaurant in the thir in the theater yeah and it ruined the night yeah so it was a
cold play was it was a cold play yeah and JT at the moment I'm in a river full the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th of th of th of th of th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is was was was was was was th is was th is was th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the a cold play. And JT, at the moment I'm in a river full
of logs. Well I have to say there were some wrong answers. What was it again? It was just
in Timberlake. Just in Timberlake. We had some wrong answers that included Jethro Tull and James
Taylor. I don't know how that were lessened.
I'm annoyed at Lake when he clearly said river.
I mean that's the first thing that cropped up.
Not I'm in some water full of logs.
At the moment, yeah, it's a water full of logs.
But he actually had to say, river, so not lake.
That annoys me.
I mean, I didn't get it, fair enough I should have worked it out, I should have tried to think like you. A lot of people obviously think like you which is, which I'm you know, worried about.
But yeah, I don't say that it's great.
I give a cryptic clue.
Yeah, go on a letter and it makes up a band.
He never said the word cryptic a few months ago. I love it. I you know what I mean? I feel it's like our own little Eliza do little.
Right, even Richard will like this one.
Here we go then. First one. There's three of them.
Go on. And you email in.
If this doesn't turn Dickey round, nothing will.
This is an email only. Right B, and the cryptic clue is, I don't like
them birds, they shouldn't be allowed in this area.
I don't like them birds, they shouldn't be allowed in this area.
Next one.
Right the next one, he doesn't like women, yet he's got a couple of kids, that's a bit weird.
Is that a cryptic clue? That's a cryptic clue, that's the the th., th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the initial, and th. th. the initial, and the initial, and the initial, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their, thi. I thi. I thi. I thi, thi, thi. Is that a cryptic clue or is that just... Is that just a general point?
That's the cryptic clue.
Okay.
And the initials there are PD.
Okay.
And the last one, that one, that's terrible.
That's terrible.
Okay, quickly.
Oh, God.
And the last one is, uh...
Oh God. That bloke who does...
Come on!
He's making me laugh.
Come on, Carl.
Be professional.
Right, the last one.
Right, the last one, right.
I can't do it, he's making me laugh.
Oh, come a little kid.
Can they don't do this on the TV, do they?
No, come on.
That bloke who does sport on tele. He's got a little kid,
right? Initials D.C.
What is that? I'm completely confused by that. Is that the clue? Yeah, that bloke who does sport
on tele? Yeah, he's got a little kid, initials D.C. Okay, is that a band or an artist? Uh, a cheese? This is a no- A-Wantanan't sandwich, what a band sandwich? Is it band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band band? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it a the the the the their? Is it a their? Is it a the what are the artist? A cheese? This is a no one sandwich.
Is it, what is it, is it, band or an art?
So just quickly recap, that's a D. Come on, right?
Come on.
Quick, quick recap, the first one is B. I don't think them birds should be around in
this area, right?
That's B, right?
Second one, he doesn't like women, yet he's got th.
few kids was a bit weird that's PD and the final one that bloke who does sport on the tele he's got a little kid right D C okay right the result of
we have got a winner for the first time yes we haven't we've done this feature
we've got loads of winners no we haven't we've done this feature of three
weeks this is the first time I've managed to sort of what what goes
what they got wrong the first time I've managed to sort of... What? Well, go to go through them, they got wrong?
The first one.
The first one?
The first one?
Well, hang on, let's do it in reverse order for, so what's the last one?
The last one? The clue was, that's that bloke does sport. That's the tiny tinyest tell. There. that's the the th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoo. The thoo. The tho. The thoo. The tho. The tho. The the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The the first. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The first. The first one. The first one. The first. The first. Theu does ITV sport. He's got a tiny child, right?
No, that's fine, they got that.
What's the one?
What's the middle one?
What's the tiny's child?
The second one was a tiny child?
The second one was, uh, he doesn't like women.
Yeah, he's got a couple of kids, that's a bit weird. Right? That was P.D. That was Puff Daddy. That is offensive. Go on. But it's not Puff Daddy.
And he's not even called that anymore. It's called P Diddy. Well. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Fair enough. But they got that one. Yeah. Yeah. And if I'm being tight, they're having problems with. Yeah. And the first one they're having problems with. I don't thin bird should be allowed in this area. They've gottheen. Yeah. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the one that they're having problems with, I don't think them birds should be allowed in this area. They've got it. Boys zone? It's not, it's not boy zone. What's the clue again?
I don't think them birds should be allowed in this area. That is perfect. A boy zone. No
birds. No women, no women, yeah, birds, right? A boy zone. their clue is better than your bangl. thir. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, what's their, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, the clue. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho, th answer, their clue is better than yours. That is brilliant. What is your, Boy Zone, it works perfectly. What's your answer then? Bangles. I have no idea what
that means. Like Seagulls, so you don't want them in this area, so you're banning
them. Bang gulls.
Ha ha ha ha! Well give it to Boyzone because boys zones better.
That is Bertie Loudoutere, it's a boy zone.
I think we should have a rollover.
Can't beat them.
You have to use his logic.
Sure then.
But there's works.
You can't do what am I thinking.
It works perfectly.
I think you've got to give it to the ones that got the the foy zone well about right because they didn't actually get into my my head that I'm allowed to have how about we just keep back the
David at Embra and they can have I'll chuck in the Elraiser right
prizes yes yes rock busters yeah it's really big exciting quiche and this
may be one of your last chances to play there's rumors that it's gonna
get ditched Rick who's there that it's going to get ditched, Rick. I remember that Carl Wilkinson, the creator and mastermind behind it.
It's all the way.
You heard them earlier on, the very best of the Stone Roses from that we've made.
I want to be adored. That's one of the prizes.
That's a nice little Christmas compilation.
Second hand now then, really. Second hand. Yeah, 50 years of the greatest the greatest, the greatest, the greatest, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. the the th. It's th. It's tho. It's thoome. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's the very. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. th. It. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. the the. the. tho. the the the thoooooo. the the the the the the the the the the the thoe. the biggest number ones all time. If you've not heard that enough already, you're followed them by John Lennon's Imagine, Candling the Wind, Elton,
John. You've got all sorts of new CDs, Stephen? Well, it's got some of the next songs. They've
chosen some of the best songs by some of the best artists. Paul McCartney's Mullivin. That's on the that's. the song, Paul M. th. That's, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, their, th. Oh, thin, their, thin, thin, thin, their, thin, the, thin, th. th. the, th. thin, thin, thin, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. C, th. C. C. C. th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thin, their, thin, their, thin, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, d That is pretty impressive though, because they are real big classic number ones as opposed to,
you know, the song by the artist they didn't really care about.
You see those things on the, this is not available in the shops, and it's, you know,
the second best song artists have done.
It seems odd that we're giving it away on XFM, because it includes again, spice-gores wannabe, kind of minig's can't get out of the head. And I think it closes, well it almost closes with Steps Tragedy.
That's the penultimate track.
It ends though, any ideas?
Big, big, big hit single?
Do they know it's Christmas, Band Aid.
Perfect for your Christmas party.
Sure, sure.
Sure. And we've also got the man himself, the big beach boutique, DVD, Fat Boy Slim's concert on
that Brighton Beach, and there's all kinds of treats on there, and includes an audio commentary,
by Norman Cook, I don't know how that works, three hours of him going. This is where the
needle almost jumps. What's it for this. I did a little bit of scratching, I'm not very good at scratching, I'm not very good at scratching, I'm putting a different, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thre, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, includes, includes, and, includes, includes, includes, and, includes, and, and, and, and, and, includes, and, and, and, and, and, th. And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, includes, th, th, th, th, th, includes, th. is, includes, th. is, th. And, th. It, th. It's, there, there, there, thi, thi's, there's all, includes, includes, includes, includes, threa, includes, includes, includes, includes, includes, loving it. I'm just like, this is where I go from, I go from Conga Squad to basement Jacks.
Yeah, look forward to that. That's one of my own, I'll pop on what you see there. I've got
got praise you ready. Yeah, I just got it slightly dusty. I just had to wipe that down with a damp rag. Yeah. So I'll that's I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm that. I'm th. I'm th th th thoed thoed tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' go from from from from tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' the tho the tho tho tho tho tho tho from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from from th. I go th. I go tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' the from the the the their theat their their their their theat their. I think a new series starts this week or has already started. I'll tell you what I found
when I was clearing up Rick. Because I also it's not a big movie this week. I normally give
away a big movie. I was moving house this week and I found a video that you're more than welcome to if you're a fan. No it stars Kurt Russell. Executive decision. I. I. It. It is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's is is is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's not. I. I. I. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I's not. I th. I's not. I's not. I's not. I for interest. Executive decision with Stephen Segan in a cameo as well.
So I think it's on TV this week Rick. So if you miss it this coming Friday, you don't
tape it this Friday. Well, here it is on video. I think Carl's excited about that. I think
Carl's excited about that. I think Carl would like to win that. Great prizes the like the bonus prize. I don't think I'm the man for the job car I think it has to come from your unique take on the world. Carl you don't I don't
think you've quite worked out why you're funny. Right and just a quick
example one of the first ones we did it was like AK and the clue was exploding
pet and it was atomic kitten right so you understand how it works now these are your clues the first one that army has the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their the the the their their their their their is their is their is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. toy. toy. toy. toy. the the the the the the the the the the the the one that army has got some well nice trenches
so that army has got some well nice trenches
excellent and the initials there are DW
do you like some of the questions for 15 to 1
go on so that army has got similar phrasing trenches okay
the second one what were the initials there car on that
DW right the second one the top of them curtains are all
repped. All the materials are worn.
He has it out though. We've got to get him on tell tol because his little face and his
gestures and that's the second one the initials being HV. Okay, the top of those curtains are wrecked.
All the materials are all worn out.
Right? HV.
And the final one, here's the final clue.
I was in Texas the other week, right?
I tripped and landed on my knees in a puddle.
What's the... What's the... What's the initial?
W.H. for that one.
So I was in Texas, I tripped up, landed on my knees in a puddle.
So that's W.H.
Okay, so the first clue was that army has got some well nice trenches.
Yeah. That was D.W.
Who's that?
That's good, yeah.
The second one, the top of them curtains are wrecked.
All the material is worn.
H.V.
That's Holly Valance.
Oh, he got a phone call for what I was saying?
I haven't heard it.
And she went, she went, she was, he was talking they were the curtains, oh right, you know the thing on the top of the curtain is a palmate, not a valance and he went, cut her off.
Yeah, but my aunt is always making balances on everything.
I'll tell you about that next week, right?
I'm looking forward to that.
Is this the one that parted for five minutes?
Yeah, they're very same. Texas, I tricked up, I landed on my knees in a puddle, W.H. Wet knee Houston.
Right?
Wet knee Houston?
Yeah.
You're a maniac.
Rockbusters.
That's what they're all working for.
That's what they're all working for.
Absolutely. Before you get the clues, let me just remind you of the prizes you're
playing for.
We've got the Manix Street on DVD we've got the best air guitar album two on CD Groove Armada's is this their current album yeah
I guess it's not selling very well they're still trying to promote that you
can have that as well if you are a fan of the Ford Fiesta TV ad of the Vodafone
TV Adverts you will love the you will love you didn't think you you liked Indy well you you exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th I th I th I th I th I th I th I thi. the the th. th. th. th. they're they're they're the the they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're they're they're travice and badly drawn boy and all sorts on there.
Plus my own copy 699 it costs me. The Pelican brief starring Julia Roberts and Denzel Washington.
If you're not seen that, panned and scanned on VHS.
So what the clue?
Do you know a pelican? I read the other day that has to turn its head upside down to eat. Give us the clues. Give us the clues. the to the clues. to to the clues. to to the clues. to the clues. to the clues. to the to the to to the the to the the to the to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. the the the clues. So, rockbusters. Let me just explain.
A bird has a gullet, and a esophagus and a gullet is all in one thing.
It hasn't got peristouses, which is the movement that we have that can make food.
So, a bird has to, can only rely on gravity.
So, it has to have its head up and has to shake, it can't eat.
You were going to say that, Whitney Carl?
So Rockbusters, you mentioned it earlier, one of last weeks was, it's a cryptic clue and then some initials.
I was in Texas, I fell in a puddle on my knees, knees got wet, W.H. Wet knee, Houston.
That's the sort of thing we've...
Use of the word knee twice there in the word kneelude and in the final answer. Yeah yeah yeah which is wit so fine
good. So the three of them is email only Ricky.Jivase at XFM dot
code UK sure load of stuff to win here to go right the first one
right the first one go on making it of them. The fella has only got one
badge left. The fella has only the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the is the the' the' the' the' the is the' the is the is the is thee thee's th. I I th. th. th. th. th. I I I the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. to the. on making it out of them. The fella has only got one badge left.
The fella has only got one badge left. What are the initials?
That's just E.
The fella has only got one badge left.
This is either a solo artist or a band.
Yeah.
Second one. The unmarried lady is a friend I eat out with.
Say that again?
The unmarried lady is a friend I eat out with. Say that again? The unmarried lady is a friend I eat out with.
The unmarried lady is a friend I eat out with. What's the initial? M D? M. D. And finally, I really,
really love that woman. I love everything she does. That's M.
Now, I really, really love that woman, I love everything she does. And that's M. Now, I think he gives that one again. I really, really love that woman. I love everything she does.
And that's M.
I know, I've got that one.
That's great.
It's rockbusters.
It's the results.
Carl, give us the winning answers.
Right.
Steve, you search for a winner.
I will.
A random.
So the first one was the fellas only got one badge left.
I have no idea. The initial was E. Go on. Will they go out the answer now?
Yeah, give the answer. I think you should. That was his last sticker.
Yeah, elastic. The band Elastica. I'm not sure. The word sticker and the word sticker and the
word sticker and the band and a badge are not interchangeable. And it's not his last sticker, it's elastika. Yeah but like, islastica. So someone's got it. Oh, so say a different word and it works.
Oh so if the band is islastica, then it works. God, if only Justin would have named it, if she'd
had just gone, let's call it islastica, then we'd have, yeah.
Second one. What was the clip? The unmarried lady ladies are. So thi is thi is thi is thie. So thie. So the th lady. So the th lady. So, th lady. So, th lady, th lady, th lady, th lady, th Let's call it is last dicker then we'd have yeah second one
And what was the clip the unmarried lady is a friendly out with Go on that's miss dinner mate
Miss dynamite
Doesn't work
Yeah, but it's been running for four weeks. We've done we've done the obvious doesn't work. It doesn't work. It if she'd have called us out Miss Dinner Mate, it would work.
She didn't.
See, what's happening is pop stars are letting you down by naming themselves incorrectly
for your clues.
Those don't work.
They don't count.
And the last one, I really, really love that woman.
I love everything she does.
That was Madono. Yeah Madono. I'm I'm th, I th, I th, I th, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th would tho, I'm to to th, I'm th wo, to to to to to to to to that wo. She would would would would wo. She would wo. She would wo. She would wo. She would w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w w would would would would would would would would that, I, I would that, I would that wo. I would to to that wo. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to tolouooooooooooooooooooooooo, tolou-a, that wo, that wo, that wo.that woman, I love everything she does. That was M. Yeah, that was Madonna.
Yeah, Madono. I'm going to give you that. That work, yeah. Right. That's the end of that feature
until you can get ones that work. Okay? So you won't hear anymore that, because it's rubbish.
You're running out already. So rock busters. You know, it's a little clue, some initials, different clues you email in Ricky dot you base at XfM dot
dot UK you can win the load of stuff that we've got so first one
Is the clue stop throwing that fruit about? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? What's the initial? That's C. B that's C B?
C B? Stop throwing that fruit about. Yeah, all right? Is Anders not having a response from Anders I'll keep her?. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Is? What? What? Is? Is? What? Is? Is? Is? What? What? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Is? What? Is? What? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is the? Is? Is the? Is? Is the? Is? Is the the? Is? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Is? Is?that fruit about. Yeah. Is Anders listening? Is he emailed
us in? Yeah. Anders, not having any response from Anders. I'll keep her.
Maybe hasn't stopped listening. Because he doesn't like the show. He's gone off.
I haven't gone off. So the second one. That Scottish fellow has made an error.
That Scottish fellow has made an error. Yeah, that's M. Right.that Scottish fellow has made an error, right?
And the last one, God, you can make a right load of toast with them.
You can make a right load of toast with them?
Yeah, all right. That's G.
G. I was thinking it might be bread for a minute, but no.
So just very quickly, stop throwing that fruit about CB.
I've got the last one. All right. Scottish fellow. It doesn't work, it doesn't count.
Well, that Scottish fellow's made an error. That's M.
And God, you can make a right load of tosal with M. That's G.
Email in, Ricky Dr. Vase.
First one was stop throwing that fruit about. Stop throwing that fruit about. That was C. B. That was Chuck B. That. That. That. That. That. That. C. That. C. That. C. C. That. That. C. C. That. the the the that. that. that. That. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. That. S. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. th. S. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. th. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. th. that. S. S. S. S was C B, that was Chuck Berry.
Okay, yeah I'll give you that. The one that you've worked out, I'll do next. The, God, do
you make a load of toast with them? That was G. Gorillas. Gorillas though, isn't it? Grillas.
Grillas. And the middle one was that Scottish fellas made an error. That was mystique.
Mystique.
Mystique.
So...
Did anyone get that?
Extraordinarily, almost all the people who emailed it.
I'm really, I'm going to think it's us then.
Because I was thinking mistake, I was thinking muck error and muck mistake and,
but mystic. So... So... Would you want to pick a winner? mistake I was thinking muck error and muck mistake and but mistake yeah so
we got rock busters okay so these are mine number one you've been dunking
that for too long that's LB right so oh god that's too easy that's too easy that
too easy I always tease them don't I give them something to make him the thi thi thi the the they're gonna win something and then I hit I hit them them them them them them them them them them them them them them the their their their their their their their their their they thi thi th I'm thi thi thi tho tho tho they they're their their thi thi. I'm thi. I'm they're thi. I'm they're thi. I'm they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I's thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm tooooooooo'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n'n't. I'm th easy. That's too easy. I always tease them, don't I? Give them something to make them feel like they're going to win something and then I hit
them hard with a tricky one.
That doesn't make sense, yeah, go on.
So the first one, so that's the cryptic clue for a band or an artist, their initials
are LB and the cryptic clue thic clue you you you you you you you you thic clue thic clue you you you thic clue you thic clue you've this pub because the table ain't big enough.
Could be an old artist, could be a new one, could be a band. What's the initials?
FD? All right? FD. You won't be able to play that game in this pub.
The table ain't big enough. And the final one, well, I've had a rubbish day, so I'm happy it's over. All right? That's the third cryptic clue. The initials being GK.
Right? Well I've had a rubbish day so I'm happy it's over.
They're the three clues. All you've got to do is email in. Ricky Dotchivace.
That's great. That's genius.
Which one? The last one? That is genius. That's the best one you've ever done. All right. Ricky Dotty of Ace.
That's great. I don't know the middle one.
Okay. Emailing them three answers, you win the stuff.
Let's give them out.
The first one was, you've been dunking that for too long.
Yeah, that was LB.
Limp biscuit. Yeah, got that for too long. That was LB. Limp biscuit. Yeah, got that one. The third one, we'll
jump to that one because you've got it. Well, I've had a rubbish day, so I'm happy it's
all over. That was GK. That's a great one. Glad this night. Glad it's night. Glad it's
brilliant part. And the one that you're both having a problem with, you won't be that game in this pub. The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th. th. th. thable that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. thub. thub. thub. I I'll thube. I'll thube. I'm thube. I'm tha. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's in this pub the table ain't big enough FD go on fat's domino yeah what the dominoes you play dominoes in a pub the dominoes fat pub tables
are quite small you want better play that game in this pub fat's domino rubbish so do
want to pick a winner rubbish well you say it's rubbish but plenty of
people got the right answer
rubbish yeah yeah not after last week no right so so if you haven't heard it before I'll give you
some initials it work you know it's like initials of an artist or of a band
and and a cryptic clue to who the band is there's two easy ones one
difficult one first one is that will never get off the ground. Yeah that
that will never get off the ground is the clue.. There one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the they. the they. the the the they. the the the the the the get off the ground. That will never get off the ground?
That will never get off the ground.
Is the clue...
Not LZ?
The initials are LZ.
You are joking.
Two easy ones.
Right.
Right, and then you've got, um,
that woman has got a husband's gloves and she's got a pair of her own.
That's HH, right?
It's a bit of a difficult one.
And then the last one, you'll get a right load of bacon off them, right?
You'll get what?
A right load of bacon off them.
That's L.
Yeah, so once you'll get a right load of bacon off them. You'll get a right load of bacon off them. So. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. That's, that's that's a that's a that's a tha, right. That's a that's a that's a tha, right, right, right, that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a th. bacon off of them. You'll get a right load of bacon
off them. So first one, that will never get off the ground, LZ. That woman has got her husband's
gloves and she's got a pair of her own. That's HH. And you'll get a right load of bacon
off them. That's L. So, the email. Yeah, we have you. We've got the first clue. You're on set up tod th. And th. And th. And the weather th. And the weather th. And th. And the weather th. And the weather th. And the weather the weather th. th. the weather th. th. the weather. the weather. the weather. the weather. the weather. the weather. the weather. th. th. th. tho' tho' tho' th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the. the. the. the. the. the the the the thea. the the the the thea. the the the first clue. You're on set down.
I'm a bit fed up today.
The weather's, I knew when I was walking today though that I'd be...
But that video, there's lots of weather on that video, so they can, whoever wins this, can go and sit
sort of the weather you were talking about.
The first one was that's here.
There's always two easy ones and a difficult one. The third one was you'll get a load of bacon
off them. That was L. Long pigs. Yeah. And then the second one was that woman's got her
husband's gloves and a pair of her own. H.H. Yeah. That was Hermann's Hermits. So that's the three,
that's the three answers. I'm sure I'll win. I'll give the prize this week.
This their man's Hermit.
There's a lot of...
That is genius, God. That is genius! Oh!
Oh! Hermann's Hermit.
So many people who are worthy of the, um, of the prizes, obviously.
Right, how are we doing it now?
Yes sir.
Uh, I noticed Heat Magazine sort of put a bit of a spanner in the works.
Why? Because they were saying, oh, maybe it'll be a Christmas edition of Rockbusters.
And I'd already sorted them out. I wouldn't worry, Carl Well what I've done I've plevely tweaked them
to make them Christmasy. So the Christmas bit in it has got nothing to do with
with it whatsoever but I just thought... So you mean that clues have a Christmas
element? But it's nothing to do with the answer, right? So why don't you just ask the the thel th clue cl cl cl th clues th clue clue clue clue th cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl. So that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, I'll that, I'll that, I'll that, thi, that, I'll that, I'll th, I'll tho, I'll thoom- thoom- thoom- that, I've that, I've that, I've tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. Well, thi, thi. Well, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, I'll the, I'll thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Well with the answer. Right. So why don't you just ask the normal ones and I'll ring a bell? I'll shake some bell.
I'll go home.
I'll see it over that but in sort of speech.
So the first one, there's a load of letters there asking for advice, put them on Claire's desk.
Oh and have a good Christmas. Oh, give it to us again. Oh, God. Right. So, there's a load of letters asking for advice. Put
them on Claire's desk. Owen, have a good Christmas. All right. Bear in mind people
that the Christmas element may not be relevant to ask it. No, it's got nothing to do with it. I don't want to go.
And the initial is F, right? That's F.
All right. The second one.
Ask your ma'am if you should, after you've wrapped the presents.
Ask your ma'am if you should after you've wrapped the presents. That's,the presents. That's S. S. All right. And
the last one, a couple of people were arguing in the supermarket at the fruit and veg
counter, but it's busy in there because it's Christmas.
That's probably what right on. So that's B. Oh God.
So they're the three.
Will I just recap?
Yeah, I have no idea.
I don't know what to start thinking.
I don't know.
All right, there's a load of letters there asking for advice.
Put them on Claire's desk.
Have a good Christmas.
Second one, ask your ma'am if you should. How could you write the prison? S. And the last one, a couple of people were arguing in the supermarket at the fruit
and veg counter.
But it's busy because it's Christmas. That's a B. So they're the three things.
Right, here's the last clues of the year. You was F, that was for foreigner, for Rayna.
Claire Reiner, she took advice, she gave people advice, so that's a foreigner.
That is shit. I'm sorry, amazing Christmas, that is absolute darned. A lot of people
got the right answer. I know, well that annoys me even more. The second one, Ashiman, if you should. That was Shalomar. That was Shalamar. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. thana. that. that. that. that. that. that that. that that thana. that that that that that that that that that that that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was Claire. thane. Clarenay. Clarenay. Clare that was. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clare. Clarenay. Clarenay. Clarena. Clarena. Clarena. Clarena. Clarena. That. That. That was. That. That was. That was. That. That. That. That was. That. That. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A ma'am if you should. That was S, that was Shalamar.
Shalama.
Shalama.
Right?
No, bizarrely, what was the clue there?
Ask your mom if you should.
Now we've got a lot of people saying, smashing pumpkins.
I don't know who's saying that today, ma'am. pumpkins.
Merry Christmas, Mom.
Thank you very much.
Nice tombs.
That's great.
That's great.
Your dad born for me for Christmas.
And the last one, um, lovely plants.
What might be victorious?
Oh, God. We've got to wrap it up. Come on be victorious. Oh God!
We've got to wrap it up.
We've got to wrap it up.
A couple of people were arguing in the supermarket, out the fruit and veg car.
That was B, that was banana drama.
That was banana drama.
What, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What group is banana drama?
What group is banana drama?
You're a fool.
You're a fool you're a twat when you say that but you accuse her accused
car of that you're also accusing lots of listeners including the winner
Nicola Rogers of London and she wins those great prizes and she got them
bang on so so can we finish there now yeah yeah what do you mean what do you
mean can we finish there now just play the ads and go what? Rockbusters rock busters first one of the year um do you want to explain it okay so to the to to to to the to the to to the to they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the they the they the they they they th th they they they they th th th th th th th th th the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they the the the the their their their their their their their their they their they the the the the the the the the the the thee theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. they're they're they're the. the. one of the year. Do you want to explain it? Okay, we've
got some new listeners. New listeners. Might have. Might have. You never know.
A chance to win some stuff. I give you like a cryptic clue and some initials and it sort of makes
up a band. So an easy one that we did at the start was an exploding pet, AK, atomic kitten. That's how it works. So these three of them. It's, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, we, we, we, we', we' the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the new, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We, we. We. We, we. We, we. We. We, we. We. We, we've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th pet, AK, atomic cutting.
That's how it works.
So there's three of them, it's email, only you email in Ricky.Jvase at X of M.C.
that's a bit today, and you win all that stuff Steve was talking about.
Right, first one, uh, 42 pound for a torch.
42 pound for a torch, that's a bit pricey. That's D. That's D. Yeah. So just give us
it down. So 42 pound for a torch, that's a bit pricey, isn't it?
Little bit of enhancement. Yeah. Thinking up his grop. Oh, go on. That's D.
The second one, he'll fit some chocolate to your feet.
Say that again? He'll fit some chocolate to your feet. Is that he will fit some chocolate to your feet. Say that again? He'll fit some chocolate to your feet.
Is that he will fit some chocolate to your feet?
Heal fit some chocolate to your feet?
And the initial there is A.
That's A.
Yeah. And the third and final one.
Do you think your kid will get that strawberry for me?
Do you think your kid will get that strawberry for me?
That's WP.
Right, now I'd just better warn people.
You really got to get into the mindset of Kawa here.
These are not cryptic clues, these are not cryptic clues that you do in the garden
or the times crossword.
There's usually something wrong with them.
It is usually, what's the word, completely change the word in order to make it fit often.
So just be careful, don't be surprised.
Exactly. Okay. Do you want to give us them again very quickly?
All right, first one, 42 quid for a torch, that's a bit pricey, right?
That's D. Second one, it'll fit some chocolate to your feet. I can't think, I can't think. A. That's A. And, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the to, to, to, to, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the word, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to, to, to-a. to-a. to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, thi. thi. isn't it? That's D. Second one, it'll fit some chocolate to your feet.
I can't think, I can't think. That's A. And do you think your kid will get that strawberry
for me? WP. Right, so... Ricky, dot J-JVs at XFM.
OK.
Uh-huh. Right. Then the first one. Forty-P that's a bit pricey. Go on. That was D-Light. Yeah, that was Deer Light.
That was Dear Light. And I thought it doesn't work. It doesn't work. Second one.
No, no, wait, wait, wait, it doesn't work. It's D-Light.
No, no, Carl. It doesn't work. Yeah, but if we're going to continue with this feature, you've got a to tweak th, to th, to to th, to to th, th, to th, th, to th, to th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, th, th, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thooooooooooooto tweak them a bit right people have got it we've had loads of emails more than ever so do you know I mean let them
decide if they don't like it they won't email in but they're loving it
they've all come from the same institution
oh god he'll fit some chocolate to your feet that was a
that was Aerosmith
you've read of a blacksmith.
But a smith, it's just a workman.
No, you can have anything, you'd have a locksmith.
Asmith doesn't just mean it does shoes.
Right, do you think...
Aero cobbler would have worked.
Unfortunately, there isn't a band called Aero Cobbler.
Get ready with a winner. I think your kid will get that strawberry for me. That's Wilson Pickett. It's a structured show. It's a new leaf. This show in the new year is going to be structured.
Set pieces, hitting our marks, do you know what I mean? There'd be time checks, weather checks,
quick cold out. If you're driving, careful on that.
So do the prices.
More check for traffic, like if it's bad. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, the, again, the the the the, the the the the the they. they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's. It's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's a. It's th. It's a th. It's th. It's a th. It's a structure. It's a structure. It's a their. It's a structure. It's a their. It's a their. It's a the prices. Watch for traffic, like if it's bad. Yeah, yeah.
Okay well again an arbitrary selection of good.
What are those politicians doing?
Was that XFM News?
Yeah.
Right, what have we got?
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don't bother to apply, unless you've got a friend already. We've also got here a Graham Norton
video, certificate 18. So please don't phone up unless, sorry, don't email in unless you're above the age of 18. Yeah. And that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, thee. So, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tho I think the best of his TV show. Yeah. Before to that. It's a big stiff
video that isn't it? It's a big stiff cock of a video. Thanks very much. I meant
the bird. There's also a fairly mediocre British wartime thriller
Enigma which a lot of people it was hyped a while, but it's actually interminable,
I've seen it.
The first series here of the Kumar's at number 42 on DVD, I think that's award-winning, so
that's available as well.
We've got two CDs by the look of it.
We've got Pulp's Greatest Hits, which I don't think sold very well, and so presumably
they are giving that away. And Johnny Cashier's current album,
American 4 The Man Comes Around, there's some good cover versions there. Again another
big cell. A big cell, we're really pushing this. Yeah, it's quite kooky. Johnny Cashier
does covers of things including Personal Jesus by DePeshmode. We've got Bridge Over Troubled Water, his version of that, Desperado. And anyway, it's not bad, that's probably the best, it's probably, it's probably, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. And, th. And, th. And, th, th, th, th, th. And, th, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and I's, thi. And, thi. And, so, so, I's, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And anyway, it's not bad, that's probably the best to treat in that bunch. Right. I'm assuming there's some questions there, Carlon. Yeah, right, here we go.
If you're a new listener, the way it works, I give you a cryptic clue and some initials
and it sort of makes up a band. It makes more sense when you hear it, I think. Wow, not really. Although people do the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the way the the the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. If you the way. I the way. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. th. th. thi. the th. the the the. the the the the the the the the the listeners. Go on. Right, so there's three of them, you email
in, Ricky. Jovey. So, XFM. Code at UK. Here's the email only. I repeat, it is email only.
We'll have that easy to answer the phone. Yeah. Okay, there we go then. Number one. There's
normally two easy ones and a difficult one. Sure. No, here we are. Don't argue with him. He ain't th ain't th ain't th ain't th ain't th ain't the th ain't the the th th th th the th the th th th th th th the th th th th th the th th th th the th th' th' th' thi' thi' thi' thi' th-I. th-I. th' th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's to. E. E. E. E. E. E. E.A. E. E.a. E. E.a. E.a. E. E.a.a. So. So., he ain't going to change his mind. Don't argue with
him, he ain't going to change his mind. Yeah, that's A.A. So that's the first one. He's not
going to change his mind. What do you mean, um, you've got them written out of you? Yeah,
I'm just thinking about what the answer is, so they don't wry. they're not, the answer there on the little. Don't worry, they get it. Yeah, don't worry.
Well, you can't remember it, you came up with it.
There's only three.
I know, it's weird, isn't it?
No, it's not weird, it's incompetent.
Right, the second one, anyway, I hope you get this.
You know the answer.
You don't know that is?
I'm sure it'll come to me once I see it on email.
What do you mean once they get it you'll agree with them?
I'll know if it's the one I had down as the answer.
This is brilliant.
Imagine Jeremy Paxman doing that right?
Is that right?
Right, so that's that one. Give us that one again. He always gets what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else.
P.
But you're confused.
I don't understand how you can be confused.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The third one, the first one, don't argue
with him, he ain't going to change his mind, that's A-A. He always gets what he wants and
doesn't worry about anyone else. That's P, and I'll have to put that woman in the oven,
A-B. So the answers to this week's rock busters. Yeah, yeah. The first one was, don't argue with him, he ain't going to
change his mind. The initials there were 8A. That's Adamant. All right. That's not good.
That's good one. Second one, he always gets what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone
else. That was P. That was Pix's. Thaticks his. Picks his.
It kind of works.
And the third one.
I'll have to put that one in an oven.
That was A.B. That was Anita Baker.
It's good.
A need to bake her.
Yeah, I let you have all three today.
Okay, right. Do the clues quickly.
Tell them.
Do not write the answers down in case Ricky looks over
the thing and sees the answer.
Why would I cheat? I'd rather you do something right with your life. Right, well
well the clues were I've got three other jumpers like this one. That was FT. Yeah. You got that, four tops. Yeah. Four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four. that, four, four. that, four. that, four. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, that, their, their, their, their, their, their, the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the, the, the, the, the, the answer. the, the, the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the, the answer. the, the answer. their. I. I. I. I, their. I, th. I. I, th. I, th. I'. I'. I'. I'. I'. I'. I'. I'. I'. I'. I'. I, the, the, the, the, the, the, well done. That bunch of people can't make up their minds if they'd want to sit in the sun or not. That was C, they were getting that.
That was Charlottons.
Charlatans, right?
A bunch of them, Charlottetans, right?
What, what, what, what, what do you?
What's it?
What?
What?
What?
.
. it, right? When I went wrong with this one, the Jamaican fellow he had to have some
aspirin Y. It's my fault, you know, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, there's no point
passing the book or anything. I said FD. A lot of people were saying Fred Durst, like
four red hurts, which is a good thing. Yeah, which would have it as good as any of yours. But I made an error so we'll roll it over.
No, no, no, no, what is the answer?
Jamaican fellow what, add some aspirin, why do that?
What's the thing?
FP?
It was Freed a pain.
Fee'd a pain?
Free the pain?
Freed a pain.
That's awful.
You've got to write these down next year.
You're the producer.
I know, I know, but I've had a busy week, I'm not, I'm doing stuff to them.
That's not an excuse.
Our excuse is we don't, we don't care.
Yeah. You do care. You put the work in and then make a mistake.
Yeah. I mean it's better not to try than try your hardest and be rubbish.
Do you see the point? We've got, we don't care.
But you've got standards. Yeah. And you're not meeting.
You're for, think of that. You're not even reaching your standards.
God.
Let's chill out album ever the best guitar volume too. And of course for all all fans, Doctor Who, the Aztecs, that's on DVD and that's one
of the William Hartnell Doctor Who.
All right.
That's the worst impression I've ever heard.
That's brilliant.
Right, I'm not that's the best thin.
Right. Right, that's the thin. Right, three cryptic stuff.
Ah, come on.
Right, Ron, Nia's you have real.
Three, I can't do it.
No, come on.
Right, three, three, uh, cryptic, um, clues.
Some of which may be wrong. Yeah, and, Yeah and don't tacket the letters
literally. Yeah, yeah. Right, go on and some initials and it makes up a
makes up a band so here we go then. There's three of them you email in Ricky
to Joveys at XFM. Code at UK. Yeah right here we go then. Number one. The
weather stinks, don't it? The weather stinks? Yeah that's R. That's R. that's. That's the letters. That's our our our our our our our. That's the letters. That's our. That's the letters. That's the letters. That's the letters. That's the letters. That's the letters. That's the letters. That's the letters. That's the letters. That's the letters. That's the letters. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's. That's the letters. The letters. The letters. The letters. The letters. The letters. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I don't it? Yeah, that's R. That's
R. That's R. Right? The weather stinks, don't it? Yeah. Second one. Look, Grant, just get on
the boat and help us out. All right, give us that again? Look, Gran, just get on the boat, and help us out. What's the initial? R again? R again. Interesting. And then the third one. That, uh, that, that. That, that. That, that. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. That's. That's. That's, that's, that's, that's. That's. That's, that's, that's. That's. That's, that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's, that's, that's. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's R, that's R, that's R, that's R, that's R, that's R, that's R, that's R, that's R, that's R. that's that's that's that's and help us out. Look, Grant, just get on the boat and help us out. What's the initial?
R again.
R again, interesting.
And then the third one, if you're going to do that with your drink,
I'd let it settle for a bit before you open it.
CK.
All right, so quickly all the way then.
the weather stinks, the weather stinks.
That's R, th, just get on the boat and help us out will you? That's
R as well. And then the last one, if you're going to do that to your drink, I'd let it settle
for a bit before you open it. K. Ricky. Joveys at XFM.co. UK. Brilliant. First one, the weather stinx, don't it? Yeah. That was R. Which was rainbow. Rain, bo? Like rain is the weather, and it and it and it and it and it and it and it and it and it and it and it and it the weather, the weather, the weather, and it the weather, and it the weather, and it the weather, and it the weather, and it the weather, and it smells, and it smells, and it smells, and it smells Like, like rain is the weather and it smells like bow.
Bo?
Body odor?
It's the body.
It's B O. It's pronounced B. W. Yeah, but you've got it.
It's not pronounced bow and it's not spout bo.
Um, who calls it bow?
Everyone knows it's B O?
What, you don't care You don't care that doesn't work.
Well, they got it, so again, as long as they're getting it, as long as they're getting it.
One person got it?
One person got it?
Of all the emails, one person got it?
Um, second one?
Look, Granite, Granite, the Keaton.
that's Ronin, Keet, that, Keaton? But he's known as Ronan Keaton?
No, it's not anymore though, he's gone on his own, aren't he? He's just known as Ronan.
No, he's not. He's not, Ronan Keating. He's always been known as Ron and Keating.
Alright. So that doesn't work like That was CK. Right. Shaka Khan.
Shake a can.
If you're going to shake, you can.
This is the worst competition ever.
It's Chaka.
It's Chaka.
It's Chaka Khan.
Shaker.
No, Chrow a can. Who got all three right then? Well, well because basically what happened was people just emailed in three guesses
we're stopping this. And the guesses that were right came from Mandy Tom.
Well this is what I'm thinking right because we can, if you're not happy with rock
busters if we add a little bit to it and one of these. Right? I think the prizes, Carl. They're the prizes. Well, let's do the prizes. Let's do the
prizes. Let's speed this up because I'm dropping off now. It's like it's either warm in
the air or this isn't the most in that in conversation we've ever had. Okay, first of there, there's a CD here. It's that's tracks, it's tracks, it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tracks. It's tracks. It's tracks that's tracks that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's quickly. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's quickly. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's they. they. their. the their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thra. Q. Qthe original versions. That might be quite good fun. I love you. We see it's a number of love songs. You've got
a blue featuring Elton John on there. Chicago, Nat King Coles, great so I'm sure. Retro
Dance Masters, that's another CD dance tracks obviously on there. Oh, it's still knocking
about the best air guitar volume to be rubbish. It is quite good though it's Paul Whitehouse's TV show Happiness that's the first series on DVD we've also got Steven Polykof's
the Lost Prince you can have that in your collection probably never watch it
but it might look like you're slightly classy and RT and RT and subtitles
the best one hit one hit one the world ever you got stuff on there like
Naina 99 Red Balloons and Ems pop music so not that so not that bad bad a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the they they they they they they they they they they they they're not not not not not not not not not the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to the to to to the the to the the the to the the the the the they're they they they they they they they they they that bad a selection actually this week. He's cut out some of the chaff. Yeah, okay.
Right, here we go, Rockbusters. First one, we'll do two of these and I'll tell you something
in a minute. Right, first one, the Australian picks two blokes. The Australian picks two bloke. The initial E, right? And the second one, that builder's about... I've got that already. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the, the, the, the, it, it, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, rock, rock, thi, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, th. Rocks. Rocks, th. Rocks, th. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. Rock. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the first. Okay, the first. Okay. First, the first. Okay.that builder's a... I've got that already. It's annoying.
That builder is a bit cute.
It's a bit cute?
Yeah, all right.
And that's BT.
That builder's a bit cute.
Yeah.
And the Australian picks two blocks, E.
And then what I'm going to do now is play some sound effects that make up a song and you've got to guess what the song is.
Go on and just do it and then the shot. Here we go.
Here we go.
There you go.
So what song is that?
It's sort of an XFM site.
Okay, that's great.
So, so, I should just clarify that the first two are band names or artist names, but that's the title of the track trak track track track track track track track track track.... tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. too. to be. to be. to be. to bea. thi. to be so, to be. to be, to be to to to tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. th. th. that's the title of the track that we want there.
Yeah, that's right.
It's so confusing.
No one's ever going to figure this out.
They will, though.
They will.
All right.
The first one was the Australian picks two bloke.
The initial was E. The initials there were BT. That was Bonnie
Tyler. And then we introduced a new bit to the show. That song sounds all right. These were
the effects you heard.
And that was prodigy. Smat my bitch up.
Who are you punching there? And could I just say no animal was harmed in the taping of that?
I'm not a champion of rockbusters as you know, but I think it's overstayed it's welcome.
Well I think Carl's just giving the fans what they want here.
Okay. It's a pop bit of the thing in it got some good prizes the press is behind it
let me tell you what the prizes are it's a dance music compilation cream
trance anthems 2003 I play a lot of trance on the station well I put that on
quite a lot of them done to itself there's the original seen the film I'm sure that will mean more to you. You like that though it's a good movie yeah Nicholas Cage playing himself and a twin brother and
it's written by Spike John joined at the what? No no they're not joined at the hip
at all or at the face and we've also got the best one hit wonders album in the
world ever what we got on there we got things like the crazy word of the. brilliant. Nina, 99 Red Balloons. The Rembra-in, in fact it kicks off with Naina. Sure.
That's followed up by I'll be there for you, the thing from Friends by the Rembrance.
And of course Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something.
Brilliant. Deep Blue Something.
Is that the worst name ever?
I think it possibly is.
No, sixpence none to us. The best chill out album ever. Bear in mind of course all these prizes collated by Carl from I guess people's drawer looking in a drawer. Look in the drawer.
Look in the drawer. Oh dearie me. What is it? The only thing probably worth having is a, I mean
it's topical if nothing else Carl. A seven inch by the white stripes. Merry Christmas. That was their exclusive Christmas single so if that was their exclusive.? That's... It's worse. It is worse.
A lot of people have got to wait 11 months before that's released.
Or is it last Christmas is?
And I have never heard of this DVD.
I'd like to think of myself as being fairly familiar with TV and films, but I have
never heard of Stephen King's Rose Red.
Welcome to find
out Professor to the so might be okay we've got the gist of it they're not
very good prizes they're cobbled together but if you got nothing better to do
call in if you know the answers to these clues it's rockbusters
let's not let them call in Rick I'll call in Rick I the email you you Karl, don't interrupt me.
Carl, don't interrupt me.
Ricky, Dr. Joveys at XFM.co.uk, email only. I can't stress that enough.
We just don't want to speak to you people.
Right, go on.
So I give some initials out and a cryptic clue and it makes up the answer and that.
Wow, sometimes it does. Yeah, go on. Two of them, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. thi. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's tha. It's tha. It's tha. It's just. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. C it does, yeah. There's two of them, there's a new aspect, which I'll explain about in a minute.
So the first one is, uh, cryptic clue is,
well, if he would have been wearing an helmet, it would have been alright.
And the initial there is B, right?
So, well, if you would have been wearing an helmet, it would have been all right, Right. Uh, Band or an artist. Second one. Uh, why are them Jamaican fellas swinging fish around their head?
Okay.
All right, initials fills me with...
D.S.
D.S.
Why are them Jamaican men swinging fish around their head?
All right.
And the final bit, two rock busters.
It's a new bit.
Last week I played you this. Look at his face. Look at his face. Gets along with it.
That's someone beating up a dog. That was Smack My Bitch Up. Right? So here's some sound effects on that. And they make up a song.
Ha ha ha ha ha. I can listen to him to a whole day.
Let's have to listen to him to all day. Let's have to listen to the effects. I'll have to listen to the effects.
I heard that.
I heard that a couple weeks ago.
I said, it's rubbish.
No one I get it.
That's terrific.
Right.
I told you not to play that.
I said,to get it. No, it's not the one you think it is. Ah, right? So, email in, Ricky. Jove, XFM. Code at UK, and you can win that stuff. I'm a little bit confused.
Let me, I'm here, I've heard what you're saying. We've discussed this in the past. I don't know what's happening. What's that? Is that a clue? Is that a clue? That's a cli' clry a c a c a cry, that a cry, that a cry, that a cry, that a cry, that a cry, that a cry, that a cry, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's a cry, that's a cry, that, that's a cry, that's a cry, that's a cry, that's a cry, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that a cry, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the the cry, the cry, the cry, the cry, the cry, the cry, the cry, the cry, the cry, the cry. the cry. they. they. they. they. X, they. X, they. X, they. X, they. X, they. X, that's a cry, that's a cry. X, that's a cry. X, that, it should stand up by itself. Don't give them any clue. Hang on a sec, hang on a sec. So this is the name of a song. It's not a band or an artist.
So the first two bands are artists and the last one is the name of the song.
I said we should abandon this. Okay, right, do the question, do the questions, any answers. And if I think that it's either too hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard hard. to the's either too hard or ungetable because it's stupid, we're binning it.
Right. I thought we'd already been, I'm annoyed this.
Right, come on, do it, do it quickly.
The first one was, well, if he would have been wearing an helmet, it would have been alright.
What's the answer? That was B. What's the answer?
Right, that works.... No. People have given up Rick. People aren't even bothering to contribute.
Right, what's the next way?
They've just ignored it like it never happened.
Uh, bastard.
Uh, bastard.
Why them Jamaican men swinging fish around their head?
Because that was DS.
Yeah.
Uh, 70s band D-D-Traut spinners have become the Detroit spinners.
Okay. Brilliant.
And then the final bit, I play you some effects.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's go on.
It's terrifying, Carl.
It's coming up.
Well, what's happened there? What was happening?
No, no, no, no, what's the answer?
That was, uh, Born Slippy.
The woman was having a baby, the doctor tried to grab it, it fell onto the floor.
That's in your head, Carl.
That's just a load of screams.
That's in your head.
Oh.
I'm, uh, do, do, do't even got on to Born Slippy.
I'm still on... Did Trout Spinner?
Well, let's put a song, that's it.
I don't know what to say.
Carl, go for it. This is Rockbusters. The last ever Rockbusters.
Right, yeah, it's a accent.
A accent.
I've done it before in the past using accent so three cryptic clues
initials emailing you can win. Do the email address now so then take it down and start going.
Right, Ricky dot Jemace, IXFN. Code at UK, right? Yeah. Right, first one. The northern lad remembers,
he had to tell his ma'am's daughter something. Oh dearing me. The northern lad remembers he had to tell his ma'am's daughter something.
The northern lad remembers he had to tell his ma'am's daughter something.
That's O, the initial O there.
Think of a band.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay, that's easy.
Go on next.
Second one, the person from Birmingham got a C in their degree.
The initial O there is T. You don't get A, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, B, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their.... The, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their.o, their, got a C in their degree. The initial there is T.
You don't get A, B or C with your degree. Well, that's...
And the final one, the Cockneyfeller isn't happy. Everything's going wrong.
That's DH. The initials there, D H. So very quickly, the Northern lad remembers he had to tell his ma'am's daughter something.
They're not going to get the second one. Oh, second one, the person from Birmingham got a C in their degree, initial T, and the last
one, the Cockneyfeller isn't happy, everything's going wrong. D-H, email in, Ricky, dot, J-F-
X-FM, dot, UK and win some stuff.
Is it important that they bear in mind the accents? Yeah, well, the acac accent will a accent will aca ac accent will, of tha cacacacacacacacet, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu. Cors, th. Cors, thu. C, their, thu. C, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. C. C, they. C, they. C, they. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I. C. C. I. C. C. C. their, their, tho, tho them. Course it will, yeah, yeah. Well, course it will, not necessarily course. Yeah. So, has anyone got any right, Carl? What we'll have to do is? Just as well, we
have any prizes to give away anyway, because he gave him away our next month. And we have
coming through now, let's see, just hang on a minute. Well, this isn't radio. You can't just sit here looking at a computer screen going, hold on, that isn't that isn't that isn't that isn't that isn't that isn't that isn't that isn't that isn't that isn't that isn't that isn't that isn't th. the radio? the radio. the radio. the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. their, their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, so, so, so, so, so, so, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their, their, their, their, their. So, their, their. So, their, their. So, their. So, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. So, th. So,? Okay, what, who got the closest? What are the answers? Give us them again? Right, the Northern lad remembers he had to tell his man's daughter something. That was
the northern lad remembers he had to tell his ma'am's daughter something. That was O? Yeah, I know that. What was it? What was it? Oh, I was? Oh, the last one. That was the that. Oh. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tod. tod tode. tode. tode. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. the the the toda... I like that one that works. That works though.
Go on, what's the next one? This one worries me. Go on. The person from Birmingham got a C in
their degree. No idea. That was Toto. Toto. Toto. Toto. A C as well. Just made it up. A C. Two two. I love it. I love it. I love. To toto. Well. Well, toto. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. th. That. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. it I know toto toto toto well toto toto tot
no did anyone get tow tow yeah yeah yeah yeah I just saw it on an email
right come on right okay that that's a last one
the cockney fellow isn't happy everything
everything is going wrong going back in time a bit the initials
going back in time a bit yeah the for the song it's not a sort of right I remember I started near that first time round. Cognifella isn't
happy everything's going wrong the initials with D.H. That was Dan Hill
Dan Hill. Right? Dan Hill. Nobody got that one. That's that's a tricky one but
Steve do you want to pick someone who the couple? I mean I imagine Dan Hill was I thin. I'm I the I the I the I the I the I the I the I don't the I don't the I don't they. I don't they. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that's. I'm. I'm. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm to th. I'm th. I'm to to thought. I'm thought. I'm thought. I'm thought. I'm thought. I'm thought. I'm thought. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm the the the the to. I'm. I'm, I imagine Dan Hill was on everyone's lips. I mean, I'm sorry, I think I know about music, but I don't know who Dan Hill is.
Sometimes when we're touch.
Yeah, the honest is too much.
It's an awful ballad from about 1973, right?
No one would get Downhill.
Did anyone get it downhill?
Well, I don't know. Steve, you are just... I'm not going to check. I can't to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the their their their their their their tha. I can't tha. I can't tha. I can't tha. I can't their. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I's just. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not tha. I'm not the the the tha. I'm not the the the the thaugh. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm just want to celebrate that it's over. I'm just pleased that we're finished with rockbusters. Marcus has emailed, he says no to rockbusters, he hasn't heard it but it sounds rubbish.
Believe me, you couldn't be more right.
Well, does the office sound good as a title?
All right. This is someone else, don't bring back rockbusters.
Please can we have more holy fook?
You're not pronouncing it right, Steve. I know, I was just a bit edgy there.
Holy Fook, the little Chinese fella, the little funny Chinese fella.
Okay, well otherwise, Carl, other than there's a few negative ones,
most people want to see the return of rockbusters.
So, do I tell people, go on the prize?
Let's go.
Yeah, the prizes.
Let me the prize there. Let's go. Are these prizes? Yeah, they're the prizes.
All right, let me have a look.
We got the new album from Gold Frat.
What's this one here?
Oh, I've no idea.
The Yardbirds.
A new album from the Yardbirds.
Hmm.
On VHS.
Kuhn's run. show where different characters make an appearance each week including I think Pauline and Paul Calfe. Good stuff. Who the hell wants this? Meg Los. A Tom Baker, Doctor Who edition?
And the only decent thing really in the collection other than Kugin's run is the X-list,
the double CD featuring lots of current indie favorites. So not bad, not bad little selection
there, Rob. Yeah, well if you are new, you haven't heard it before, I sort of give a cryptic clue and then some initials.
I'd say it wasn't, it isn't cryptic.
It's like what am I thinking that might or might not be the initials that I'm going to say?
That's what you've got to think really, but go on.
Do you want to remind them of any, spring to mind? It's a thi. doesn't really work. I fell down in a puddle in Texas. I got my legs wet.
I've got my legs wet. Wet knee Houston doesn't work either.
A Jamaican swinging a fish round. Dtrout spinners doesn't work in the slightest.
Doesn't work in the slightest.
So three of them you email in. So here we go then. Number one.
The gingerbread man has only got one leg. The gingerbread man has only got one
leg. The initials there. LB. LB. Right. Okay. Second one. These people from the East
Midland swear a lot. All right. These people from the East Midlands swear a lot. All right. These people from the East
Midlands swear a lot. These people from the... East Midland swear a lot. The initials
TTD. All right? And the third one, have a holiday in Italy. So you've done three then?
TB is the initials on that one. So quickly again, the first one, Gingerbread man's all. I've got that one. I've got that one. I. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. the. These. These. These. These. These. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. These. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. then? TB is the initials on that one.
So quickly again, the first one, Gingerbread Man's all.
I got that one, I've got that one.
I've got two.
These people from the East Midlands swear a lot, T-TD.
And the third one, have our holiday in Italy.
T-B, emailing with what the songs are and you win that stuff. Ricky Dochivace at XFM.C. Hang on, this sort of songs, it's the artist, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, just...
Oh yeah, like he said that.
Wow, rockbusters.
The results.
You've had a few real answers, proper answers I hear.
So, either I'm wrong or people do think like you've got two of them.
What the gingerbread man has only got one leg. I got that. That was LB.
Limp biscuit. Right. Yeah, that works. The third one that I think you've worked out.
Have a holiday in Italy. Cheering breaks. This is the one I can't get. If this is, if there's a
reason why I can't get this, we're not doing what rest again. Could I give the answer to this one? Yeah. What's the clue the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. Theuuu. the clue. the clue. T. the clue. T. T. the clue. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. T. T. T. T. T. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. one. Yeah, what's the clue? The clue, these people from the East Midlands swear a lot.
Yeah, TTB. T.T. B. The answer? Yeah, go on. Give the clue again? These people from the East
Midlands swear a lot. Turrette's Trent Darby. Right, you're never doing lot of us again. Turettes Trent Darby. Right, you're not doing it.
You're never doing, you've blown it.
You see you sneak that one in, you...
Yeah, but I always like to sort of give two that, you know, a fairly easy and then
you sort of work out the men from the boys then, don't you? Yeah. I mean, if I'd have done a character called Tourette's boy, the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd. You. You. You. You. You. You, I'd, I'd, I'd. You. You, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, th. You'd th. You'd th. You'd toge. You'd togne. You'd, you'd th. You'd th. You'd thrown. You'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd have done a character called Tourette's Boy, Friend of the Little Trineman, and
it went, ding-dong, oh look, it's Turets Boy, friend of, holy fuck, holy fuck, you'd
have been annoyed.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, who's your mate, Doret's boy?
Holy fuck.
You'd have been annoyed, wouldn't you?
Is that a character from Lenny Henry's show?
I can't remember when it's Chris Moore's with Lenny Henry? Yeah, one of them.
Carl. What are you thinking, mate?
All right, rock busters, that's what I'm thinking.
Straight to it. Go on then, who's the winner?
Right, the first one was the Hiker needs a lift, putting something bigger than a car.
Yep, snappy, go on.
VH.
Right, that was Van Halen, Haling, Hale and a Van, because he wanted something bigger than
a car, that's the first one.
All the tenses are mixed up, everything, it's just a good one.
Second one, don't be selfish, and some of that out to you mates that was C that was share
All right
It's all right
Yep and the third one the Scottish fellas can't get into their emails the initials there K L
they uh Kenny logins right
That's the last time we do blockbusters that is the last time we do it no
It is
It is Rockbuster's the last time we're we've settled now get it got it go no less this this
no I thought we weren't doing this anymore I know I don't know what
happened I don't know I mean I mean but I mean I mean I mean we're
shooting off in a couple of weeks so yeah yeah what might as well
now you've mentioned it it's a good time. Go on then. Right.
Three cryptic clues like the one you just heard there.
First one.
Craptic, go that, is craptic a word.
First one, my younger brother spotted you the other day.
That's the cryptic clue. My younger brother spotted you the other day.
The initials JFs. JFs for the band. Second
one, that champagne belongs to the Boxer's Kid.
That's the way he looks up, like it's Oscar Wilde. It's...
That champagne belongs to the Boxer kid, the initials A.M. and the third one, the Vibrators. And the the initial B are A M and the third one the vibrators and the initial
B what the vibrators and the initial is B so the first one my younger brother
spotted you the other day I know that one that's ridiculous
J S the phone's going second one that's champagne belongs to the
boxers kit am and the third one the vibrators, the initial B, so email in and
you win, you can say the prizes later, can't you?
Well I tell, this is terrible. I mean we didn't even say the prizes, we weren't going to do
this. The phones go in. Look at the phones, we're struggling here. We're struggling,
we're struggling, Steve but wait a minute, the answers for rockbusters are coming up right now. So you thought people were turning on?
Oh, we've got new.
We've done, take my shoes off for money.
Take my shoes off for money.
We've done that.
We've done, oh look at these funny, have we.
And we've done, we didn't win a Sony.
Coming up, monkey. Regular features. Um, Jesus, have we got nothing have we?
Come on.
Sometimes it's good.
Come on, Carl, save us.
So you've got to save us.
So you've gotthe's the rockmasties now.
Yeah.
First one, my younger brother spotted you the other day.
The initials there, J.S., that was Junior Senior.
Right?
Yeah, good.
Yeah, good. I'll give me that. Second one, that champagne belongs to the Boxer's Kid.
That was AM.
That was Allison's Moyet.
Allison's Moyet.
Allison Moyet.
Sorry, just give us the clue again.
That Champagne belongs to the Boxer's Kid.
So, Mohammed Ali's Son,
Right.
Alison's Moye. Brilliant. And then third one is an easy, I, I, I, I, I, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that champagne, that champagne, that champagne, that champagne, that, that champagne, that champagne, that, that, that, that champagne, that, that, that, that champagne, that champagne, that champagne, that champagne, that champagne, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, Moye yeah brilliant and then third one
always an easy one in there for everyone to the concept part the vibrators
the initials B that's buzzcocks you can't say cocks that's why that's why
you can't say cocks have we got to win right rockbusters what we got for us Carl
right there there we go then. Three cryptic clues, a couple of initials, email in, Ricky.Juvace at XFM.C.
to the UK, win some stuff.
Do you want to go through the stuff?
You get them?
You're definitely improving yourself as weeks go on.
We've got a free CD set of the best of inspired.
How they strangle they. over three CDs I've no idea. Yeah I know. Extraordinary. A number of other CDs, all of which are okay, plus a t-shirt and a copy of Marion Jeff's series one on DVD. Not bad
at all in an X-FM bag. Well, he's noticed X-Men 2 isn't there because it's not out
yet but it isn't the cinema so I think Hayes should go with what's his name? Shut up. Right, go on Carl. Clo, Clo. Cl Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Clo, Clo, Clo, Clo, Clo, Clo, Cl-. Clo, Clo, Clo, Clo, Clo, Clo, Cl-. Cl-. Clo, Clo, Cl-C. Cl-C. Cl-C. Cl-C. Cl-C. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl-C. Clo, th. Cl-C. Cl, th. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl, th. Cl. Cl, th. Cl, th. Cl. Cl, th. Cl. Cl, th. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl, th. Cl, th. Clo, th. Clo, th. Clo, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're having problems, they haven't been.
Oh, this is...
Right, brilliant, Robusters, this is what we're feeling for.
I know, I tell you what, I think, oh, oh, this is what we tune in for, okay, so this,
go on, so go on.
This is brilliant.
Come on, this is like, who wants to your millionaires? Come on Carl, don't worry about him. He doesn't understand radio, Carl.
I heard this show before he had us he was doing it.
It sounded just like Dr. Fox.
Go on.
Clue one.
They're having problems.
They haven't got any rights.
Say it again and say it like it's like you're reading it as opposed to making up as you go along. I know you are, but say it again, because all the
ums and theirs, people think are integral. They're having problems. They haven't got any
rice left. It's different! It's a cryptic clue every word. That's the matter. What's the initial? C.C. C. C. and the clue again? They're having have have have have have have have have have their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. they're they're they're they're they. CC and the clue again. They're having a few problems in that.
Because they haven't got any rice left.
He's been every time.
Go on, that's number one.
The Jordie fella doesn't know what he's been charged for.
Ah.
Okay, and what's the initials there?
D-W. The Jody fella doesn't know what he's being charged for.
Right, and the final one, if he had two bricks and he had to throw him at two women, right?
Stop! Right, you've got to go through this without going, right?
Oh, just do it again, just say again again. Think what you're going to say,
then say it. I had two bricks. Oh, it knows if I had before. Well, I've got...
Stop it a minute. Stop because I'm going to burst. Right, Carl. Work out what you're going to say
and say it. Right. Okay. Just calm down. We just don't want to calm down. Okay. I had two bricks to throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw throw to tho to tho tho tho to tho to tho to to to to to to to to tho. thi. Think thi. Think thi. Just to to to say to say th. Just just just th. Just just th. Just just th. th. th. th. Just just th. th. Just just th. th. Just just th. th. th. Just just th. th. Just just just just just just th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. Just just just just just thi. thi. thi. thi. Just thi. Just thi. Just thi. thi. Just thi. Just thi. Just thi. Just thi. Just say thi. Just thi. Just say thi. Just thi. Just right. I had two bricks to throw at two women and I didn't hit either of them.
Okay.
The initials M.M.
Right, so quickly again.
They haven't got that.
I've got that and it's brilliant.
That is a brilliant one.
Okay.
Right.
They've run out of rice. got problems on their hands. C.C. right? The second one, Jordy fella doesn't know what he's being charged for, right? BW. and they had two bricks to throw out two women, didn't it
hit any of them, right? That's M. M.
He's all in.
He's a lot. Rockbusters. Rottos. Rottos. Sorry. Oh, what are the clues. Oh, embarrassing. I've given it away. Straight into Monkey News. Go on the the
Roberts. What were the clues? The first one was, they're running out of rice so they've
got problems. That was CC. That was China Crisis. Right? Okay, yeah. If they ran out of rice in China,
it would be a crisis, fair enough. Second one. The, the, the Jordy fellow doesn't know what he's being charged for, right?
That was Bill Wyman.
Brilliant?
Yeah, brilliant.
And the third one, I had two bricks to throw out two women, and I didn't hit either
of them, that was Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. I let him up those were all right though.
Rockbusters please.
Do you want to look at the prizes?
I'll have a look at the prizes see what people can win.
It's an email only competition, please remember that.
All right, we've got the later with Jules Holland louder DVD.
There's stuff on there from the Cardigans, Rollins,
Sonic Youth, the Datsons, Queen's the Stone Age. Hold on though, wait a minute, they're all great bands, but I think they need a boogie,
woogie piano at the top of everything they do.
Well, hopefully Jules Holland of Health.
Okay, good, good, good, good, good.
Because that was something missing there on most of those tunes.
Yeah. Current album got the Inspiral Carpets, again a three CD set of the best of the Inspiral
Carpets. I don't know how they strung it over three CD. And the best one hit Wonders
in the world ever. And let me say. Oh dear. A three CD Set, the best to inspire, I'm
struggling. I'm assuming CD3 is just the Corals album. Anyway, that's some classics.
They've sort of some good stuff this week.
Alright, well, uh...
All right, here's your rockbusters, yeah, right.
A cryptic cloof, a couple of initials and, uh,
and you sort that out.
Right, uh, first one.
What was Dr Fox on about that we don't, we don't sound like proper presenters It's mad. Go on, Carl. Right, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, right. Right, uh, right. Right, uh, right. the first. the first. the first. the first, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the first, uh, uh, the first, the first, uh, the first, the first, th, th, th. th. th. Oh, oh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th. Well, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Uh, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well,'t sound like proper presenters? It's mad, go on Carl.
Right, the first one, a customer wanted some paint to darken up a room, shop assistant
knew what to do, right?
Customer wanted some paint to darken up a room, the shop assistant knew what to do.
The initials there, C, B, right?
C, B, C B for the first one there. Right. Second one. It'd be all right if their heads weren't that big.
Right? And again? It would be all right if their heads weren't that big. And that's S.F.
And the last one. I know that. I know that one. Yeah. And the last one.
And the last one. Chanel I've got another perfume out, N-O.
Right?
Chanel I've got another perfume out, N-O.
You email in, Ricky, Dr. Javace, X of M.
dot Codda, UK.
That's not done.
And those prizes can be yours.
Yeah.
Just checking some of the answers, Rick.
And it seems that an awful lot of us them again then, remind us of them before you give us the answers. All right, Rockbusers number one was like this, it was a customary.
We stop in monkey news by the way, until you start getting some credible ones.
Because it's ridiculous. It's not true.
It seems mad.
But no, but it's for the internet again.
So anyone, anyone can go online, download that story. It's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.. It's interstitature. It's get ones from journals or where the source is quoted,
okay, or we're not interested. Or we're not, well, you don't. Okay? So, same with, on thin ice.
We've pulled this once, we've pulled rock, but we suspended it once and you came back again.
So it's, do you know what I I mean so go on then right so
rockbusters rockbusters number one was about a customer who wanted some paint
wanted to darken up a room the shop assistant knew what to do what did she
do the initials with cb
sell a black right sell a black
sell a black sell
you see I thought sila black
because it's
not Seller, it's not Sell Her Black. It's not Cryptic though, isn't it? No, no, cryptic doesn't
mean it's wrong. They all got it anyway so. It's a bit weird, isn't it? Second one. It would be
all right if the reds weren't that big. Right. The initials are SF.
One of my favourite bands, yeah.
The smaller faces, isn't it?
Small faces?
Well, no, that doesn't make sense.
Okay, go on in.
And the final one, Chanel, I've got another perfume out.
I just say we've had an email for one of our listeners who said if this turns out
to be new order, he's never listening to XFM again.
What's the clue again?
Chanel, I've got another perfume out, new odour.
Right, well that's another listener gone.
What do you mean? There's not a group called New Odor. No, it's cryptic. It's not, that's not. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that's that's that's that. that's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. I. That's not. that. that. that. that. that's not. that's not. that. that's that's that's that's that's not. That's not a group called No Oda.
No, it's cryptic. It's not, that doesn't mean cryptic. Wrong doesn't mean cryptic. It's like
saying what animal I'm thinking of. Frog. It, it, that doesn't mean cryptic. Sell her black. What artist is that?
Small faces works, just about. If I say what animal I'm thinking of? What, what am I thinking? Wonky? Well, there there there, the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's. Small faces works just about.
If I say what animal I'm thinking of, why am I thinking?
Well, there you go then. So it does work.
Play a record. So who's a winner?
Ah, yes. Now I'm going to give it to somebody who emailed him with the correct answer.
And his name is Steve Martin.
Really? And I'm giving it, I don't know if you notice over the last few weeks I've
been given the prize to people with just a cookie element to them, you know, if they got
a meeting name. People start sending their name in like Barry Bumfroyd. Well don't worry
because I can spot if it's a fake comedy name. What was that last one we laughed up? I can't hear what it was. Gerald Preston. It's a fake. the their last last last last last last last last last last last last last last last last last last. the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was was. I was. I was was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. What's it? Preston? Gerald Preston.
Why is that a funny name?
Jerry Preston, a great guy, but for some reason...
the reason...
He caught me attention.
So this week, Steve Martin's caught my attention.
Right.
Brilliant.
Is there a jingle for Rockbusters?
I don't think there's ever been a thirty one. Oh, rock bastards! Brilliant. All right? Well, the prizes this week.
There's not many.
I have to say Carl's not source many, but what he's got are actually good quality.
Well, I'm trying to insinonym that it's, you know, quality not quantity.
As opposed to like 15 copies of, you know, Falls and Officers' Christmas with a giveaway-a-wil-carpi-k. car and Primal Scream's greatest hits on 11 CDs. Yeah, not Primal Scream, in spiral
carpets. Oh that was it, yeah, yeah. Spiral Carpets. Anyway, we've got this new Kiss FM hip
hip-hop classics compilation which has got some really good stuff on there. New stuff from
the likes of outcast and the Wu Tang but some old classics from public enemy.
Of course L. L.L. Cool Jays. It's worth having you out. It's worth having alone for that track. Yeah yeah. I think this is four CDs, no two CDs, the best air guitar album in
the world volumes one and two in a special box set you got all sorts on there.
It's my. Ryan Adams is on there, Robert Hallman. But also excellent stuff, Beastie Boys Clash we got the kinks so that's good. Abagil's Party the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD th. The DVD th. The DVD th aren't you Rick? Yeah it's good. She's um for many years ago if you've not
seen it it's it's good this later a Jorse Holland DVD it's got live
performances from PJ Harvey the Cardigans Rollins but is he is he playing boogie
over their tracks I would hope so okay okay and a little well is that exclusive it's not even out yet is it well not even well that's a sort of things that Carl can come up
with if pushed let's it's all about the game though it's all about the
game the prizes are just for fun it's all about the playing the game let's see
what Carl's come up with this week this this week this this is his last chance if I ever hear anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything that that th th th th th that th th th th that th th th that th th that that th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I that th I th I th I th I th I th I th I that that that that that that that that that that that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th I that I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I thI the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi that I that's the end. They did get it there didn't they?
They've got it out.
Just then we'll uh, let's have the jingle again.
Oh, rockbusters!
All right, if you haven't heard it before,
cryptic clues that make up a band and some initials to help you on your way as well.
So, uh, well you'd never get it without, but go on. First one, uh, that fella likes sucking on iron, right?
That fella like sucking on iron?
Yeah, the initial m, right?
Okay.
That fella like sucking on iron.
Right, that's the first one.
Second one, uh, the Jamaican fella spots a boat. Yeah. The Jamaican fellow spots a boat.
The Jamaican fella spots a boat.
The initial there, D. D. D. D. D. D. D.
And the last one, do you want a game of tug-of-a-war? Well, it's up to you, you own it.
Interesting. I've just got number two.
Oh, God. The third one, do you want a game of tug-a-war? Well, it's up a game? Well, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s s-s s'-s spots, the-s s-s s'-s s spots, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s s spots, the the tha-s s spots, tha-s s spots, tha-s s spots, s'-s s'-s spots, s'-s spots, s'-s spots, s'-s'-foa-sa-foa-sa-foa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa-soa-spots spots spots Do you want a game of tug-of-a-war?
Well it's up to you, you own it. And what's the initial? E? All of them again quickly.
Right, so the first one, that fella likes sucking on iron. That's M. Second one, Jamaican fella spots about, right? That's D. And the last one, do you want a game of a tug-a-a-a, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, the-a, the-a, the-a, the-a, the-a, the-a, the-a, the-a, the-a, the-a, their, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, their, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their-a, their-a, the-a, the-a, the-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, their-a, their-a, their-a, their, their spots about, right? That's D. And the last one, do you want a game of tug-go?
Oh, wow, it's up to you, you know, you own it.
Right?
I don't think, it's a whole story by the end.
That's, uh, that's E.
Ricky, dot, Jovee, at XFM.
With the answers to Rockbusters us the... No, no, no, you mean the crappest quiz already? Yeah. All right. First one was, uh, that fella like sucking on iron. Yeah. Right. The, uh,
the initial was M. What was the band? It was Metal Liquor. All right. What's metal liquor? Wait, wait, wait, wait. I've never heard of a band, metal liquor. Metalica. What? What? What? Well, the th-I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the first. the first. the first. the first. the first. the first. the the first, uh, the first. the first. Uh, the first. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the the the the the first. the, the, the, the, the first. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the first, the first, the first, the first, the first. the first Metal Licker. Metallica. Metalica. No, you said, you said, Metalica, I don't understand.
Yeah, Metalica, what?
No, say it again, say it again and try and make Metallica sound like Metalicar.
Say it again, make Metallica, metalica, metal liquor.
Is he having a fit?
Say it again, make Metallica sound like metal liquor.
Metallica. Metalica.
Metalicker.
Okay, next one.
Second one, the Jamaican fella spots a boat.
That was easy. That was D'Ivage.
Make it sound like a Jamaican fella saying spot in a boat?
Debarge. Right? So you got that one. And the last one. Do you have a game of tug-of-war?
Well it's up to you, you own it. That was E, that was your rope.
Right. You're up? Who did the final count down? Yeah. So that's that's the... What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was that was that was, that was, that was, that was that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was E. That was E. That was E. That was E. That was E. That was E. That was E. That was E. That was E, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho-a, the. the. Right. Who did the final count now?
Yeah.
So that's the three answers for this week.
Who's the winner?
It's probably something like, oh, rockbusters.
It would be very, yeah, I've got to work it out, but I mean, yeah, let's go without it for now and then be
ready next week.
Excellent.
The prizes, once again, sourced by Carl Pilkington.
I think it's been in the prize bag before Carl, but I could see it back the best air guitar
album in the world ever.
Do they keep sending it back? Is that?
Is that their tie on there. There's the Kinks. Notfla? Is there Notfla? I believe is on there tea?
It's clapped in anywhere to be seen. Definitely clapped, I would have thought a deep purple.
We've got Quo, Skinner, Mac, Snake.
Is there straights, excellent. And yeah, there's all sorts on there, obviously. This is always an odd choice, but thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. I, to, to, to, to, to, to, I'd, I'd to, I'd to, I'd to, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. It. It. It. It's, I'd to. It's, I'd th. th. tha. tha. too. too. tha. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. the Yardbirds, their first studio album
in 35 years. So the new music station XFM, giving away that. Large music is new music in
some ways. A Smash Hits compilation, we got stuff on there. It's Curiosity Hilda, it's all
the old favorites. Plus two DVDs, Columbo. Which has got a couple of classic Columbo episodes there, suitable for framing.
One of the best TV programs of all time.
Why do I get, you can always tell immediately who the villains are, suitable for framing,
I'm assuming that's some kind of art dealer, maybe an artist, candidate for crime, presumably
some kind of presidential or political candidate.
Yeah, no, that'd be good, I'm sure Columbo. I mean, Stab woman. That's, that's, that's, that's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. thi. that, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the the the the the, the the the the the the the the th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I can't toda. today. today, today, today, today, the. of Columbo. I mean Stab woman, that was my favourite episode.
Stab lady wife.
I mean to be fair I'm not sure why, who would buy a Columbo DVD like you can't find it on
TV?
It's on now.
It's on now.
I'm going to, because someone could maybe email in.
Is there an episode of Colombo on now anywhere they've got cable or digital, I think it will be. But it is great. And the other DVD here is Cruise of the Gods,
which was the one-off TV kind of film, comedy film that was on at Christmas
featuring Rob Bryden and Coogan.
It's good.
So yeah, there's a few gifts there, not bad, not bad.
Right, now we get to the, uh, this is Monkey News I think not not the music go on well here we go then yeah cryptic clues and well just work it out
cryptic but easy is that email in right well what's the email address
Ricky dot your vase at x f fm dot at UK well don't say that I know it
all care I think so the first one uh he's got American coins all down his
spine right he's got American coins all down his spine. Right?
He's got American coins all down his spine.
What bands that? What artist is it?
Email in?
What?
What?
End?
I know, I've got it already.
Right.
That's rubbish.
too easy.
Jeremy Vidal has got arthritis.
Right?
Jeremy Bedeal has got arthritis right Jeremy Beedle has got arthritis
yeah that's the second clue the initials there S-L-F right S-L-F
Jeremy Beedle's got a little bit of arthritis and a third one
Foxy shipman and a country western singer on a merry-go round
S-D right so Foxy shipman and a country western singer on a merry-go-round. S.D. Right?
So Foxy's Shipman and some country-western singer, having to go on a merry-go-round, the initial
S.D. Right? So email in, Ricky Dochivay says something that
I'm intrigued with that one. I'm genuinely intrigued with that one.
I like the fact there's a certain width of controversy about it.
Because Shipman is mentioned. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. So, right. So, right. So, right. So, right. So, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. So, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. So, right. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. So, so. So, so. So, so, so. So, so, so, so, so. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, that. So, that's. So, that's. So, that's. So, that's. So, that's-a. So, that's. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, that one. I like the fact there's a certain width of controversy about it because Shipman is mentioned.
Oh yeah.
Oh dear. A little edgy that.
So that's the three.
He's from your neck of the woods any as well, Shipman.
Yeah.
I think your mom's ma'am used to use him.
Okay, let's play a record.
So rock busters. So, rockbusters amnest, got to get them out the way a bit earlier. Right? So, here they are.
First one.
He's got American coins all the way down his spine.
Why would that be?
Initial was N, Nickelback.
Nicolbert.
I got all these this week.
Right.
Second one, Jeremy Bedele has got arthritis.
What's going on there? Stiff little fingers. SLF, Stiff Little Fingers. And the third one, Foxy, Shipman and... No, and a country in Western singer you said. Now
what's the initial? S.D. Yeah, so spin doctors. Yeah, I got that. But and then I said to you,
why is it a country in Western singer? And you said Dr. Hook. Why is it Dr. Hook? Why does that
give anyone the clue Dr. Hook? A country and Western singer? It's just what, what was
in the mind? Well, there we are. There we are. So it was changed this to rockbusters or what
am I thinking? You could have had dry. What's in my mind? You could have had and the medics. All right. Just think it through. Who's a winner. the winner? the winner? the winner. the winner. the winner. the winner. the winner. the winner. the winner. the winner. the the the the the the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. Clo. Clo. Clo. Clu. Clu. Clu. Clu. the c. Clo. Clo. true. true. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. Clo. the c. the c and the medics. All right. Just think it through. Who's a winner?
The winner, very lucky, Sandra Cassidy of Leon C. She gets all those great prizes.
You know we've actually had people emailing in saying this is the worst rockbusters ever
because it was too easy, it's boring. Oh. This is just, don't shoot the messenger.
Oh dear. Other people saying it really has run its course. Some people genuinely agree Oh, Carl, this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this th. This th. This th. This th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. It is th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was thi. It was th. Who is th. Who is th. Who is th. Who is th. Who is th. Who is a th. Who is th. Who is th. Who is th. Who is the winner. Who is the winner. Who is th. Who is th. Who is is th. Who is is th. Who is is is. It was was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was thi. It was thi. It was thi. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was thi. It was thi. It was thi. It was thi. It was thi. It was Other people saying it really has run its course. Some people genuinely agree with Richard. Oh, Carl, this must hurt mate. Stinging attacks
on you. Some people were just slagging you off generally saying you winge all the time.
It looks like Steve was right when he sort of like pooho's your ideas. So when
he uh, when he whee's on your vampire. Someone else, I'm srelytied in and said,'t bother sending me the prizes take them to a charity shop or pawn them give me the money I'd rather have it
so I don't know what to say car I just wonder if it really has run its course
now all right well we'll see what you come up with next week though let's say
what you do let's see what you come in with sure sure hip-hop track full of effing and Jeff and
Jeff and I won't bring it into you I'll do it myself.
Anyway, rockbusters Carl.
Should we get the ball rolling?
Let me just find the gifts here, the little treats.
We've got the album from the coral, you know what I think about that.
We've got a DVD, More Great Comedy Moments, Favorite Clips from the Best of Contemporary BBC Comedy.
We've got Partridge on the front there, we've got one of the guys from Red Dwarf and
No those, good stuff on there.
Smash hits the reunion, more great 80s tunes, Kajagagoo's on there, plus some stuff.
Too shy?
It is too shy.
Yeah, yeah, I know it, the only one. I think we're alone, yeah.
Melling Kim.
Respectable?
Mm-hmm.
Human League.
That would be, oh wow, what would they have got, don't you want me?
Of course.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Last take on me?
Yeah, well done.
Um, madness.
Baggy trousers? Of course. Kim Wild? Kids in America? Yeah, so it's just all those treats.
If you like a song from an 80s band, it's probably on there. Yeah, okay. Plus we've also got
on VHS, Graham Norton, some kind of best of compilation from his TV show. So there are the...
Hold on. Is it the one way talks to sort of female gay icons and looks at the internet? Because that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is it's th. Is it's th. Is it's th. Is it's th. Is it's th. Is it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's the. It's to. I. I's to. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I. I. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's my favourite one. Right, there you go, let's
do rockbusters. Email only of course. Yeah, email in, Ricky. Dotschivase, XFM.
Code of UK, you know the answer. Right, first one. A bit of a cryptic clue, if you haven't
heard it before. Well, not cryptic, go on. What is Carl thinking? If you go into France by a boat I'd get your fags on there because it's a lot cheaper.
Let's just Bob Holness. Sorry, we're out of time. Sorry, you're minutes up, you've won
nothing. I was reading that question out. So let's do it again and I want to be exactly
the same word perfect. I bet you it will change all over the place.
He's lost it!
Go to France buy yourself and buy the fags are cheaper.
Okay, fingers on the buzzers.
You've only got 10 seconds to win the gold run.
Okay, first thu.
I'll tell you what, no, seriously, if you want to think that's going to go in to France
well, don't, you know, because go on the ferry and get the fa get get get get the fa get the fa get the fa get the fa get, get the fa get, get the fa fagk, get to get the fa fagk, get the fa fagage, get the fa fags, get the fags, get the fags, get the fags, get the faggs, get the fags, get the fags, get the fags, get to go, get to go, get the fags, get the fags, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get,that one again, if you're going over to France on the boat,
get them on there because you'll save a few quid. BF. B. F. Okay. All right, the second one.
This little foreign cafe is growing its own steak. This little foreign cafe is growing
its own steak. This little foreign cafe is growing its own stake. This little foreign cafe is growing its own steak.
Go on. D.
All right.
Right.
And the last one.
Uh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Is that part of it?
Hang on.
He's the best.
He's the best.
The Jamaican fellow might have screamed this on the Titanic.
What? The Jamaican fellow might have screamed this on the the the the the the the the the th best. The Jamaican fellow might have screamed this on the Titanic. What? The Jamaican
fellow might have screamed this on the Titanic. What's it start with? It's C-D, that one.
The Jamaican fellow might have screamed this on the Titanic. Ricky dot Givase at XFM.
We'll get rockbusters out the way if we got a winner. Yeah, come on then. It worries me that we've had very few entries. I think that even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, even, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, might their, might their, might their, might their, might, might, might, might, might, might, might, might, might, might, might, might, might, might, might, mightusters out the way if we got a winner. Yeah, come on then. It worries me that we've had very few entries.
I think that even your mental fans aren't getting these, which is really worrying.
They must be terrible clues this week.
All right, well...
Has anyone got on right, Steve?
I think there's just one guy, who I suspect has one in the past. Well, so what? Right, the first one.
If you go out of France by boat, you might as well buy your fags when you're on that because
you'll get them a lot cheaper.
Right?
Yeah.
B.
BF.
B.
B.
B.
What?
What?
What is it? I don that? What's that? Is that a band?
What?
What is it?
No, Brian Ferry.
Brian Ferry?
What's that got to do with buying on a ferry though?
Because it's quite close to it.
Bion Ferry?
What?
Bion Ferry?
Bion Ferry?
Bion Ferry? What, what's your first language? The second one. That's rubbish, that doesn't count.
Brian Byron Ferry.
Brian Ferry, Bionferry.
Um, there's this little foreign cafe, it's growing its own steak.
Um, that's, that's Delametry.
The third one.
What?
What?
What is that?
What is that?
Deli is a little foreign cafe.
Yeah? A meat tree and that. A meat tree? A meat tree? What were the initials for that? Just D for that? So not D-A?
So not D-A? So you didn't even give me a chance to get the group? You got it? Well, no, no, no, no, no, they didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. It. They. It. They. They. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. It didn't. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the. It's. It's. It's. It's a chance to get the group. You got it. No, no, no, they didn't.
Right, it's the end.
Go on, right.
Go on.
Delhi meat tree.
Delhi, one word, D, or any letter.
M. M's in it.
Go on.
Okay, so Bayern, Bian.
I love Bionferry.
And Oxa music go on can I just point
out Rick that David Bowie deli yeah I don't see why necessarily aden who
emailed in why he doesn't get to win because he emailed in dire stakes
seems to me just as valid as far as I can tell but yeah
delimitri is.
And the last one, if there was a Jamaican feller on the Titanic...
I'm looking forward to this with a little bit of fear.
Jamaican fellow if he was on the Titanic he probably would have screamed this.
Yeah.
Uh, that's Christ de Berg. Oh, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Stunning.
So who's the winner?
I'm not going to give it to anyone.
I just don't, I say.
So what's the Jamaican bit got to do with it?
It's the D.
It's the D. this, Christ de Burg?
Say it again?
No, I think they've worked it out now. What's what do I say again?
Christ de Berg? And who's that? What? Who's that? Who's what? Who's Christ de Berg? Chris de Berg?
Who's the winner, Steve? Do you know what? I'm going to give it to Adams? Because he just treated you with nothing but contempt. Steve Martin emailed him again. He got the first two and then the last one he just emaileded. I. I. to. to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to say, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, the, the, the, the, and, who, who, who, who, who, the, who, who, who, who, who, the, the, th. C. C. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Say, th. Say, th. Say, th. Say, th. Say, thi. thi. thi. to say, to say, to to to to their, to their, their, their, their, their, their, who, emailed him again, he got the first two and then the last one he just emailed, I neither know nor care about this answer.
I'm tend to give him, you know.
Do you know what you've done there, don't you?
You've put the nail in the coffin of rockmusters?
I warned you, I warned you for three weeks and you sort of bucked your ideas out for a little while.
Those are the worst you've ever done. The worst of delimitry, so and didn't, just put D and then by and ferry.
By and ferry.
By and I, by and ferry.
So.
So.
And rockbuster, Steve, if you've got a better competition, then we'll do yours.
Do you want to do?
What did you want to do?
No, I was just wondering whether we should perhaps not do a quiz at all rather than. than than th than than th than th than th than th than th.. th than th and th and th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. And just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, thi. And, thi. And, th. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, they. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, th. And, th. And, just, just, just, just, just, thi. And, just, just. And, just. And, just. And, that's what you want to do we'll do what what did you want to do no I was just wondering whether we should perhaps not do a quiz at all rather than do that piece of rubbish might be better
to have nothing but be better just to have silence during that part of the
show than have rockbusters than have rockbusters I don't know if you
I give you the clues and that and if you think they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound they sound I guarantee they're going to say rubbish. All right, let's make it the last rockbusters then. This is the last rockbusters.
Well, it depends.
This is, okay, this is a, if it's good, you get a reprieve, it's all about this.
Okay.
Okay.
Go on then, let's do it then.
Go on the, should track. Excellent. So it's an interactive show. Okay we've got the best summer holiday album ever. What we've got on there is Elvis versus
Junkie Xcel that's brilliant. Holly Valance is on there. Las Ketchup is all the
stuff that the XFM listener is craving. A tribute to the Ramones album we got
redock chili peppers are on there, Metallica. Street legal from Bob Dylan, that's nice. Brilliant. Did you just buy that in the 4 for 20 pains from HMV deal? Fair enough. Once again, the Talons of Wen Jiang, a
Doctor Who classic, and there's something for the X-FM this near, 8 Mile on DVD.
I thought that was nice that film, that was the last bit was funny. It was a good film. Anyway, listen, rock busters. Oh, let's get it done. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.................................................'s get it done. Really? Yeah, come on in.
Right, so cryptic clues and initials you work it out, it's abandoned and stuff. Yeah,
right, first one. Bob, onus. The first clue. The doctor said part of the foot and the
leg was no good so he took him off and he threw him away. Right, that's the clue. The initials T B. B, right. The doctor said th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th so th th th th th th th th the th th th the cry the cry the cry the cry's the cry's the cry's the cry's the cry's the cry's the cry's the cry's the cry's the c. Right, right. Right, right. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, the th so the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, the cry th the the the the the the cry the cry the cry the cry the cry the cry the cry the cry the cry the cry the cry the, the clue, the initials TB.
T, B, right?
The doctor said part of the foot and the leg was no good so you took them off and threw
them away.
Second one, the Scottish Monster has got a bit of a tan, right?
The Scottish Monster has got a bit of a tan.
Okay.
That's, that's T-D. Right. And,? And the last one. Well, the 60s singer had a heart attack
whilst he was having it away. We won't be seen him again. Right? And that's FNM.
FN. Well, the 60 singers had a heart attack. He was having it away. We won't be seen him again.
Email in, Ricky Dockyvese. Remember this is to save Rockbusters. If people don't get the 60 singers had our attack, he was having it away, we won't be seeing him again. Email in, Ricky Docte Vase, and X-E-Mastros.
This is to save Rockbusters.
If people don't get this, right, it's no more.
So you better, if you want this feature to stay, you better get the clues.
The Rockbusters results, really, because this is a very important result,
is whether they are the their their their their their stay in the premiership or are relegated.
This is the playoffs for Carl.
Okay?
You need three points.
You need three points to stay up, Carl.
Go on.
Right, the, uh, got a lot of right answers in that.
Okay.
That's in your favor, you know.
Okay.
The first clue was
the doctor said part of the foot and the leg was no good so he took them off
he threw him away. Yeah. The initials TB. Yeah. Right. Go on.
Tony Bennett. Yeah. Okay. That's a warning. That's a yellow card.
All right. That's a toe-nie-bin Danit. Tony Bennett. Yeah. Okay, that's a
warning. That's a yellow card. That is a yellow card, but you can still get the points.
All right. Uh, because his name's not Binnett. Tony, brilliant. Tony, perfect. Toe, knee, his name's Tony, perfect. Binet, no his name's Bennett.
See? Is it in London this week as well so I don't know if it's sold out. I won't mind.
Are you on drugs or did I actually crack your head? Did I actually give you some brain damage?
Because you're worse than usual now. It's like, go on.
Alright, the second one.
Uh, that's Scottish fella.
We've got to speed this show up.
Hang on a minute, hang on, I've just got to make sure it's right.
We don't want to look stupid.
That Scottish monster has got a bit of a tan.
I don't think we can look stupid with material like this. T-D, that Scottish monster's got a bit of a tan, the answer to their, the darkness.
I'll give you that. Right?
Well done.
And the last one. Goal.
The 60s singer, he had an attack the other way whilst having it away.
You won't be seeing him again.
The initials FnM. That's Faith no more. Adam Faith. All right? No! Doesn't count! Why not?
Adam Faith no more.
All right.
Adam Faith no more?
All right.
So, sorry, what is the clue?
Is the clue Adam Faith or is it Faith no more?
Just Faith no more.
So we got that, that's that.
Safe for next week.
What did you make of it?
You've got the deciding vote, Rick.
I mean you know my friend's all right, but he's mixed up what cryptic is and that,
because it's the fella, I mean Adam Faith did actually die having it away, didn't he?
So it's all about him.
It's all right, all the facts are right.
Anyway, I think he's got a reprieve. I think I'll give it to him. I think I've got to give it to him. I think I have. He actually pulled that out of the bad that one. There's no, there's
no Jamaican fellas seeing icebergs or you know, Whitney Houston. The closely came to, it is Bennett, binet, and I've got to give him, let's let him off that. I've got to be a fairer. I' the fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair fair. I've their their their their their. I've got their. their. their. their. their. their. there. there. there. there. there. I've got there. I've got there. I've got there. I've got there. I've got there. I've got there. I've got there. I've got there. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got. I've got there. I've got there. I've got there. I've got there. I've got there. I've got. I've got. I've got. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. to. to. to. to. to. to. He. He's no. He's no. He's no. He's no. I've got. He's no. I it? Just do the clues, quickly. Quick, go, rockbusters, right, go.
Right, the first clue. Yeah, hurry up, faster.
All the police cars are on fire. All the police cars are on fire. What's the initials?
B.S. B. Yes. All the police cars are on fire. Good. What's the the th for that? DB. Right, okay. Okay, yeah. Right, go on then. He wants to be a
sailor, why is that? Yeah. Yeah. What's the initials there? Brilliant. Okay. Give them again
quickly because I didn't quite catch the second one so but go from the top. All the police
cars are on fire. Yeah. B. Yes. The director of 28 days later is shouting about sleeping outside. Yeah, okay. DB. Yeah. Right. He wants to be a
sailor. Why is that? Yeah. B. Okay then brilliant. So have we got a recap on
rockbusters? No, just do the... Is anyone got the right answers? Has anyone got the
right answers? Let me just check here. Here's one from someone who just says,
he's given an answer, answer to number one, I, number two don't,
number three care. Right, okay, is he close? Has anyone got three answers? I can't find
one with three answers. So again, you've done something wrong, Carl? No, da, da, da, no.
This isn't radio, this isn't radio, play a record. There you go, someone's got it. Give it to them. Fine, okay, give us a clue us a clue us a clue us a clue us a clue us the clues the clues the clues to to the clues to the clues to to their to their to their. to their. their. to an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an an answer, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha, tha, tha, thin. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha.a. tha. tha.a. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha, tha, thr. to, this isn't radio, this isn't radio, play a record. There you go, someone's got it. Give it to them. Fine, okay, give us a clue again, we'll give the answer straightway.
No friendian or anything.
Right, right.
Number one, all the police cars are on fire.
B.S.
Yeah, what was that?
I can think of something.
Go on. 28 days later is shouting about sleeping outside. Yeah. That's Dan yell bed in field, right?
Dan yell, Dan yell, bed in field. Right, we never let him do this again. I told you I
washed my hands of it. I know, but I just thought, because he was grumpy. But this is what
happens, look what's happened. Dan yell bed in field, that's what, that's what happened. The director of, so Danny boy, right? All that for Dan, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. they. they. they. they. they. the, the, the, so Danny Boy, so Dan, right, all that for Dan, but shouting about being
Dan yell, bed in the field, right? What's the last one?
He wants to be a sailor, why is that? Yeah?
Bioncy. What was I mean?
Bioncy? He wants to be on the sea? Play record.
You're never doing it again.
You just signed your death wine.
You're never doing rockbusters again.
As a special treat, a return, sort of like a summer special, an end of term,
well, a gift to the fans, Carl was bringing about rockbusters.
No. Do you want to explain it?
Rockbusters is basically blockbusters completely ripped off done with music that may or
may or may not be the actual band name and may or may not be the actual letters he said they
were in the first place. Do you want to sort of describe one though in case someone's
a new listener? Wow, exploding pet was atomic kitten. Yeah. Okay. But basically for those of you
you are new to the show, this is the final show, Carl reads out what he considers to be a cryptic
clue. It's not cryptic clue, it's just some words. Yeah. And from that you are supposed to deduct the name of an artist or a group or a band. Carl. And. And the the th. And their. And th. And their. And. And th. And th. And th. And th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. So, they. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. the. the.. the...................................................................................................... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. a group or a band. We've had things like the Jamaican fellow swinging a fish round
that was detrault spinners.
The trout spinners.
So that's the sort of, that's the level of intellect you are getting from Carl Pilkington.
Just do the competition, what?
I was thinking you, was it the, was it the, she fell down? She fell down in, wet, the th, we.. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. W. th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. the, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.... So, th. So, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, throut, thr. We. throut, thr. We. the the throut, the the the throut, the, the, throut, th a knee, wet kneevs. Yeah, so you said it twice, it's not cryptic, so just do it, come on.
Right, so there's three of them and you email in your answers, we've got some good prizes
to learn that, right?
Well let me take the prizes, don't we took the prizes, don't we have.
We're not bad, there's the competition, the competition, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th things, there's some great CDs, yeah, go on. Right, so the first one, uh, cryptic clue, um, this vegetable started life down under, right?
This vegetable started life down under, the initials, K-O, right?
K-O, this vegetable started life down under.
Second one, um, the things that you normally find on the beach, right,
I've been found floating around the moon. Right? Yeah. That's, I think it's TS.
I think it's TS. You set the questions but you're not sure.
So, the things you normally find on the beach have been found You set the questions but you're not sure.
So the things you normally find on the beach have been found floating around the moon, right?
And the last one, well, if you put that many in the post, I'm surprised I didn't receive
one.
He thinks they're great! He thinks he's brilliant!
Well, you know, if you put that many in the post, I'm surprised I didn't receive one.
Is it liked him? He did all that, hmm, yeah.
The initials there, F.C. F. F. C. All right, so you email in the answers, Ricky.
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The initials were K-O. That was Collie Osborne, right?
Collie Osborne.
The second one was... No, no, what, what are we letting that go?
Yep, we haven't got time, Rick.
Well, it's just not the word.
Also, cauliflower cauliflower, don't start, the, don't start down under.. T, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the vegetable, the vegetable, the vegetable, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the vegetable, the vegetable, the vegetable, the vegetable, the vegetable, the vegetable, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the vegetable, the vegetable, the vegetable, the vegetable, the, the, the vegetable, the, the, the, the vegetable, the, the, the vegetable, the, the, the, the vegetable, the vegetable, the, the vegetable, the,? Yep, we haven't got time Rick. Well it's just not the word. Also Collie Flowers don't start down under they're they're on top it's not
like carrot. No, going under is in Osborne. It was born in Osborne.
Colly I thought you meant start but her name's not Collie!
Right the second one was the things that you normally find on the
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the moon, that's the space shells, right, specials.
We're going to just tweak it a bit.
This is rubbish.
I mean, I'll tell you, no, this isn't even funny though.
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Go on. That's FC, 50 cent.
Right? 50 cent. It's 50 cent. I didn't receive any sale.
So he's... Collie Osborne. Her name's not Collie.
Her name is not Collie. It does matter.
Well done to Gina Ferry. Who has and she's got all those answers right.
And uh...
Just emailing your address and that.
Yeah, email that and you're such an idiot, Carl.
As are you, Gina.
All right.
What's this?
Go on then.
All right.
We brought it back. This is where I give a cryptic clue and some initials and you work it out and you win
some stuff.
I was going to tell you what the prizes are.
I needed to say they're mediocre prizes for a mediocre quiz.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, VHS.
Yeah, VHS.
Right.
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it a bit. 83xfm is the text or it's Ricky. Joveys at XFM.
that's what it is? 83xfm. That's it. That is good though and it's convenient because who's
got their laptop up and running and texting. So if do that on my phone. I don't know how to get... What do you mean? My brother wanted my postcode, he said text it to me.
I couldn't work out how to do WC and 1. That's because you're an old man.
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Right, come on with a quiz.
I don't know.
There's too many numbers.
Three clues, here we go.
First one is, this telety-tubby has got lice.
Right?
This telety-tubby has got lice.
The initial layer is P.
So it's a band or an artist that starts with P and the clue is this
telety-tubby has got lice right yeah second one I'm really already not
hold out much hope for this working out gone right second one I've just messed
that first one up thing oh oh Christ what when I give it out later it'll be
we'll sneak it in without right just don Just don't repeat anything to say.
You're an idiot, you really are an idiot.
No, no, play a record, you're a fool.
Play a record, you're a fool.
No, let me just, no, no, you've ruined it.
Well, um, Carl mucked up, rockbusters, as usual. You know what it is. You know what I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, th, th, th, to, to, to, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, really like it's mugged up at the end. So obviously people already, they know what it is, they know it is already, they've said,
it's police, isn't it? You meant to say Knits instead of Lice. You're an idiot. So that's
that's just an idea, if you haven't heard it before, that's that's how my head works. This tele-tubby. So Poe, Poe, this is poe, the the tho, the the the tho, the tho, thie, the thie, the the thie, the the, the the the the, the, the the the, the tho, the their, their their their, their, their poe, their poe, their poe, their poe, their poe, their poe, their poe, their poe, their poe, their pow, their pow, they's they's they's poe, they's poe, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. P, th. Police, th. Police, it's is poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, poe, their, poe, their, their, they's poe, they's the, so Poe, so Poe is a telety-tubby. Yeah. So when he says cryptic, it's not
only what the answer is, it's what the question was meant to be. So, all right, so there's
only two so you've got even a better chance of winning than that. So the second one is I'm saving that money to buy condoms. All right, think about it. Easy, too easy. J-J.C. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their. So, so, so, so. So, so. So, so. So, so, so. So, so, so. So, so, so, so. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their think about it. Easy, too easy. Right? J.C. Yeah, well that's too,
so everyone's got that one. I feel like saying it now. Yeah, but don't, don't say it now. Yeah,
but you've got to have an easy one in there, otherwise people get bored.
First one was easy, we gave the answer. Yeah, but hang on. That's the easiest one When you're making bread, add a little bit of colour for a change. All right?
When you're making bread, add a little bit of colour.
Just change things a little bit.
What are the initials?
D? Just D. Right?
So what you've got there, I'm saving that money to buy condoms.
The initials JC.
Yeah, that's easy. And when you're making some bread, just chuck some colour in there.
You know what I mean?
Change it.
Yeah, the clue changes every time.
The clue changes every time.
Unlike the Times crossword, the clue changes every time it's said.
83 XFM is going to text it, or it's Ricky Dr Bays at XM.
RUK.
Rubbish. Pointless. Rather than reading out the A to Z, right, are we doing
rockbusters answers?
Oh! Yeah, come on then. Listen, this has built, this has got Chris Moyles, the breakfast
show on Radio 1. This sort of stuff. Go on. Uh, have we got a winner? Steve? Did you have
I'll check that in a minute? All right. Well, you find a good winner. The rockbusters clues, the first one was,
this telety-tubby has got bits. We've done that, that was pole lice. Yeah, rubbish. You've
ruined it. All right, the second one, I'm saving that money to buy condoms. Too easy, Johnny
Cash. That's Johnny Cash. And the third one was when you're making bread add a bit of colour for a change and sort of, you know, change the colour of it.
Right?
That was dye dough.
They got that.
Rockbusters.
Three!
Come on, Carl, what do you got for us?
thrown?
What's it?
Do you want to say what the prices are?
Actually, what are you're going to be the judge of that. Actually, what am I talking about? No, there's a two disc set, rock and roll legends on the cover there. We've got Buddy Holly, Elvis, Roy Orbison and
Little Richard. Who one wants that, maybe? Nobody's interested. Nick Cave in the balance season, a DVD. I'm a Nic Cave, the bad TV. Nobody's. I'm a ni-k. I'm a thii' thin. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the their their their th. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the me knowing you. A great series obviously but once again on VHS. You want it on VHS.
Where are all the bonus features?
Absolutely point.
The only thing that's half decent is this enormous hard-backed League of Gentlemen book, which
is the scripts and all sorts of other stuff.
If you're a league gentleman fan, you'll love it.
If you're not a league gentleman, of it. A pile of rubbish. What's the show? Well, not as bad as the competition I suppose. So go on. Well, you know how it works. Cryptic
clues. It's not really cryptic. It's usually wrong. It kind of is. Yeah. Right. So the
first one, these three of them, you're getting right. You win the stuff. First one. I'll get them close. You could win this. You've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the the the th. the the th. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Cl. th. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Clo. C. It. C. C. C. It. It. C. It. C. It. It. It. It. It's. C. It's. C. It's. C. It's. It's the. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's not. It's. C. It's. It's not. It's not. It you go to Chepstow you will. Is that a clue or is that a point? Is that a clue? Right.
Say it again? If you go to Chepstow you will. And what are the initials? Just S? Just S. Second one. Um, ET is upset. What's it upset? What's it? What's wrong with him? All right? It's different. So not cryptic. So, they're not. That's that. That's that. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's. that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a they? they? they? they? they? they? that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a What's it was that for? What's wrong with him?
It's different. So not cryptic, so go on.
M. E. The initials there. M. E. M for mother. M. E. All right. And the third one, I had a tape with, Jesus.
Imagine Bob Holness doing this against, in the gold run, against the clock.
Right, oh I had a tape, no I had a tape with some of it.
I had a tape with like umpty-dumpty on it.
Ha-ha-ha-a-ha-a-da-a-a-a-t'er'-t'n'-t'-ah-t'-tahs! and Icarid, Icarid, dock and that on it, but I've broke it, all right?
Constantly listening it, to try to figure them out.
Trying to solve the grind, who pushed Humpty.
The initials there, B.R.
Right? So, first one, if you go out to Chepst though, you will, the initials. ET's, ET's upset, what's up with him? What's up with E.T's upset? What's up with E?
What's up with E.T's upset? What's that with E.T's upset? What's that?
Yeah, yeah. Let's go to that one more time? If you go to the Chipset are you, right?
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, ET had a tape with like umpty-dumpty on it,
hickory, dickery, dock, stuff like that.
Doesn't work anymore. What's what's gone on there?
What's gone on there?
B? R. B. R.
First time we said, well, you broke it then. Is that important? Is that? It important? the the the the that important? Is the that important? Is the th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is th? Is thi? Is thi? Is that? Is that? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is th? It? Is thi? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? Is? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It. It. It. It. It's. It's t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t, you can text if you have a mobile phone. So everyone, there's
no excuse to not take part. 83XFM is the text. 83XFM. All the phone number. No one other
I think I know what the B might stand for.
Rockbusters. He had a bit of loving this. All right. Three clues were first one. If you go out a chepstow you will. Right, the initial was
S, that was C horses. All right, that was the answer there. I'll give you that.
E.T's upset. What's wrong with E.T. What's wrong with him?
The initials M.E. What's up with him? It was Missy Elliot.
All right, Elliot.
Doesn't count at all. Missy Elliot. You know what? What's?? the initial? the initial? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? That? What? That? That? That? That's? That's? That's? the initial? That's? The initial? The initial? That's? That's? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial is? the initial is? the initial was? the initial was? the initial was? the initial was? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? the initial? The initial? The initial? The initial? The initial? The initial? The initial? The initial? The initial? What's? What's? What's, what? What's, what's, the initial? What's, the initial is? What's? What's, the initial is? Is, the initial is? Is, the initial is? Is, the initial is? Is, the initial is? Is, the initial is? the initial is? the initial is? What's up with him? It was Missy Elliot. All right, Elliot. Doesn't count at all.
What?
What?
Missy Elliot.
You know what's up?
What's wrong?
What is that with him?
Well, just explain it?
Sorry, Carl, I'll do it again.
Well, I wasn't listening.
Do it again?
Elliot, yeah.
Elliot, who's just did the extra trust real yeah yeah yeah go on right and his mate yeah yeah I was upset what's up with him
well is is missy Elliot missy Elliot missie the way the way you'd say
you say what's up he see and it go oh missy Elliot
why would you mention her I don't understand was she was it a thing in the film
missing missing oh miss missing eli oh miss a thing in the film? Missing. She wasn't even a- Missing?
Oh, Missing Elliot!
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, it's meant.
Crickety.
That's what I would say.
Missing Elliot, isn't it?
So it's meant to be about rock stars, isn't it?
It's just cryptic though, isn't it? Right the third one, I had a tape and it had umpty-dumpty on it and...
I love when he says umpty-dumpty.
Um-duty-dumpty.
Icary, y'kary-duck and that.
But the tapes broke.
That was B.R. Busta Rhyme.
Sorry, I don't understand. What do you mean?
Who's the again, I don't understand. What do you mean? Oh, who's the winner, Steve?
No, no, it doesn't, no, do you mean busted?
Well, it's kind of like that.
Cryptic. No, no, it's not, no, cryptic doesn't mean change it, so it's not the same.
Steve, who's the winner? We've got loads of right answers, so...
It's interesting. The time where we play... Well, the world's famous quiz, isn't it? Rockbusters, isn't it?
Yeah, which is Blackbusters but with music.
See you later.
That's cryptic clues and that.
Do you want to say this?
Not really, not really cryptic, but go on.
We've got a number of DVDs to give away, including some teachers' DVDs.
We've got a bunch of CDs here. stand-up DVD. Animal Switch is not good at all. I really would not encourage people to buy that. It is weak observations poorly performed. I would recommend the Office Series 2 on DVD.
That's not available. I'm awful in that. You can actually see me forgetting some of my lines.
That's true. Go on. Right then. So cryptic clues. Just an example. It might be new. I reckon people will be staying in today because it's raining and that so, might not. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Right. their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. It. the. the. It. It. the. the. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. It's. the. I. the. I. the. I. I. the. the. I. the. the. I. the. the. I. the. I. the. I. I. I. So, the. I. I reckon people will be staying in today because it's raining and that, so, might not have heard it before.
So, like, uh...
Or they have and they're not listening.
Yeah.
Well, whatever.
Uh, okay, you gave up on that, did you?
Three, three, three, three, uh, uh.
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Go on.
All right, forget that.
Come on, Baldie.
Three clues then.
Here's the first one.
It's a band or an artist.
Right.
I'm going to the northeast.
What are you going there for?
Good point. Good question.
Right.
Yeah, I think why you're going to the northwest, that's a different
matter. Going to the northeast, what are you going there for? Right? S is the initial, so it's
a band or an artist who's, it starts with an S and that's the clue. Right? Second
one. Oh yeah, she's related to the man in the lamp. Right? She's related to the man in the lamp, right? That's G, right? She's related to the man in the lamp.
And the third one is, the Jamaican fella would love to live there, but it's a little bit pricey.
Oh God, I feel an accent coming on.
That's one way you're going to have to think about it with the accent.
I imagine. D-S. for that one, right?
So the Jamaican fellow would love to live there, but, you know, a bit dear and that,
it would be pricy.
So, uh...
So, uh, give us some a game quickly.
Right, the first one, I'm going to the northeast, what are you going there for?
That's S. She's related to the manning, you that, you,there but a little bit pricey. And that's DF so emailing or text.
You can't listen to radio in every, after every record.
It's bad enough trying to keep me listening with the rubbish we come out with.
Well, we've got rockbusters here, let's get them back.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Has anyone got all three?
No, right, okay, so there's some I'm the the the to ban Rockbusters. Okay, go on and what are the clues again? Tell me the answers.
Well, give us the ones that they did get. All right. Well, they did get. Um, she's related to the man in the lamp. What's that? That was Geney. That was genie. Genesis. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. Gene. That was. Gene. Gene. That was. Gene. Gene. That was. Gene. That was. Gene. Gene. That was. Gene. That was. Gene. Gene. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. Gene. That was. That was. That was. That was. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. I. G. I. G. G. G. I. G. G. I. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. Like Genesis. So, the sister of the genie, genesis, Genesis, they got that one.
No, no, no, what's the band's name?
Genesis.
Genesis.
So, no, no, say the band name, Genesis.
Right, okay.
I don't get it, because Genie is nothing like that.
Well, they did, so don't worry about it.
Stop worrying about that. The th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the the tho. the the the the band. the band. the band. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. What. the band. the band. the band. the band. the band. the band. the band. the band. the the band. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the than. than. than. than. than. than. than. thanananananananananananananan. thanananananan. thananananananananananananananananan. than. than. than about that, right? The third one was, the Jamaican fella would love to live there. Go on. But it's a little bit pricey. Go on. Right? That was the initial.
D-S. Deer Streets. What? It's a Deer Streets? to live on. Deer Streets? Oh yeah, I don't have no them. They're a band? That's Dier Streets. No, it's not Diestrates! No, it's straight. It's. It's. It's. It's. their. their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. D. D. It. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. D. It's not diastrates! It's not diastrates! Deer Streets! The Jamaican fella. Go on, go on, make it sound like that.
Deer Streets. Deer Streets.
Deer Streets.
Do it again? No, it's still not. Keep going. I haven't got it yet.
Deer Streets.
Deer Streets. They got that one as well, so.
Can I do any question of a Jamaican fellow saying diastrates? Right. Dostrates. It's not the same!
The first one they struggle with was, um, I'm going to the northeast.
What are you going there for?
What do you say struggled with, no one got this?
No one got it.
People didn't even attempt it.
Okay, the northeast, what?
I'm going to the northeast. Therefore, seal. See all? See all?
What?
Hull is up in the northeast.
Hull, yeah.
Yeah, so we're not there for.
Not a sea-all, right?
So that works.
Who's sea-o?
Seah?
So, what's that gotthe to do with the north?
Sea-hull.
That's what I'd say,busters. Unbelievable. That's the end of rockbusters. I can't believe we even boy about Rick.
I'm terrious, that's the end of rockbusters.
Right, we're doing rockbusters.
Yeah, come on.
Listen online.
Steve, do you want to do the clues?
I went on a clue.
I'll never have heard a piece together, but I'll give you the the their their their their their their their their their their the, who cares? Porridge, series 3, volume 2, the office, complete second series on VHS, for anybody who's still got grandparents.
And you two are best of 99 to 2000. And Smash hits the reunion, that'll be the kind
of stuff you love. Spice Girls on their Liberty X, atomic kit. Do you see that?
Steve's enthusiastic. Even though the competition's rubbish is rubbish. The competition, the, the, the, thap rate, Steve is going well I'm not going to punish London, right? I'm going to big it up you're there, do you know what
mean? Come on. Right, here's the first clue, clue one. Come on.
Come on! Photo.
Come on. Can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a German.
Why should you like start again?
What?
Clue one?
Rockbusters, clue one.
Okay, this is Rockbusters with Carl Pilkington. Go!
I can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a German.
And what's the initial?
AC?
Right? Right? A.C. Right?
Second clue.
If you keep eating, this bit of your body will get bigger.
PC.
It's an artist or a band who is it? PC.
If you keep eating, this part of your body will get bigger, right?
And the last one I'm not really sure about
the...
Oh.
Um, if you...
If you're... He's actually winging it now.
Imagine if this was masterminds.
I'm not sure about it. I know you're especially subject is...
Come on! Okay, go! The place where you go to take your dog a walk and that. The place where you go to take your dog a walk.
We were doing rockbusters just before the ads and the record, Rick.
I know you were enjoying it.
Yeah, come on, get this clue out, Carl, what's the three?
Right, the first one was...
No, no, we don't have the first two.
What's the, if you keep eating this bit of your body will keep getting bigger. Yeah, it's different every time. Go on, what's the third one? Where you take your dogs for
a walk and that, or you might go there on a Sunday. What? Um, sort of. Oh, Jesus.
Rick, Rick, rockbuster clue.
That was a Freudian slip.
Yeah, God, oh, we'll get done.
Right, go on then, go.
Where you take your dog a walk, or you might go there on a Sunday and that.
People sort of might taste that area.
Right?
You are, it's rubbish.
AP. Well, the other ones A. it's rubbish. AP.
Right, well the other one's A-P is why.
What?
A-P.
Riki. Riki Dr. X-Fm.
A-P?
A-P?
A-Q. A-Q.
A-Q.
A-P.
A-H-A-Ro noise, that's what the game is about the initials.
If you keep eating, this bit of your body will get bigger, that's PC.
Right.
Right?
And where you take your dog maybe on a Sunday and you go for a walk there and that, have
a taste of it.
Yeah, different!
A.P.A.
Just email in and you win some stuff.
What rubbish. I wonder why we stop this game. Well I think it's probably exhausted him.
He needs to go to some kind of volcanic dust. I lose. Talking of email correspondence.
Rockbusters. Rick is underway. Have we got monkey news? Absolutely loving that.
Let's see if we can crumb it in. Have we got a film? Yeah. We should do that then? Well, it's finished one thing too. I can't
say. All right, we, let's get this third one out of the way because it's tricky.
Um, when did you say tricky? It's pretty to say.
The initials were AP. It was, uh, when you take your dog down on that or maybe on a Sunday. Come on, let him finish. You take your dog there, you might there, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you there, there, there, there, there, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, there, you know what the name's taste. Let him finish. You take your dog there, you might go there on a Sunday.
Uh, have a taste of it when you're there.
Right? That was AP.
Uh, the answer.
Alex Parks, right?
Alex.
Alex.
Alex.
Yeah, it's kind of doesn't work that one. But... That one doesn't work. I know.
I know it's... You know that one doesn't work out when you were messing around. That's
why it's not good. Okay, come on. No, the other ones. The first one was the German fellow
can't do any photos because it's been nicked. What's that? The German fellow can't do any photos because it's been nicked. That was the German fellow. That the German the German the German th. The German th. The German th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. th. What th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was, that's. I was, okay. I was, okay. I was, that's. I was. I was. I was. I was. I. I was. I. I. I was. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. It. I was. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. It's. I was. It's. I was. It's. It's. I was. It's. I was. I was. I, the initials were? AC. I've got it.
Right, it's, right, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a tac camera. Yeah. But what's that got
to do with a German fellow nick and it? Because the way he'd say it, it'd be like, you know, as a duck, it's a camera. So why don't you that's that's that's? Has it a tech camera? Why is that German?
Just sounds a bit.
Right, so you know that's rubbish thing as well. You know that one doesn't work, do you?
And the second one was, if you keep eating, this bit of your body will get bigger.
PC, yeah? Phil, fill, colon. Yeah? Phil, fill columns. Right. Phil Phil Cole Phil It's honestly right Carl
I honestly right okay I don't the PC term is for this but I honestly think
I think you're quite bright you know I think you're quite street wise and all that things but I actually think
Oh, I've got to be so carefully not to offend people but I think you might be
Could you maybe describe it through a sound?
Um, you might be educationally subnormal.
Does that worry you? No?
I've got, you know, I've got by all right.
I'm not going to worry about it now.
You know what I mean?
Why I start worrying about it now?
But you've got the mind of a 12 year old. So what?
Do you don't worry about stuff.
You don't know about stuff, you don't worry about it.
So I'm happy.
Well, if he's educationally subnormant, I'm afraid also Matt Briggs of South East London is as well
because he's all the rock.
Well done that.
Yeah.
Right then, this is where I give you a little cryptic clue
and some initials and it sort of makes up a band or an artist and stuff like that. Sort of
being the operative phrase there. Let's say we read this clue. This is going to sound
like Oscar Wilde. Clue number one. Three different clues. Oscar Wilde was trying these apparently. Was it illegal then. Right. Will you leave the entrance to my garden alone?
Sorry?
Will you leave the entrance to my garden alone?
Are we back on the gay thing or is this?
This is the clue?
That's the clue.
That's the clue.
Clue for Rockbuster's number one. And what was, sorry, what were the initials? What are the initials? G, G. G. Correct. Yeah, right, but you've got to pronounce the artist correctly.
I'll pronounce the artist, because I know what it is.
Don't ruin it.
No, no, when the answer comes, I'll pronounce the artist.
Right, can we just focus, please on the quiz?
go, what was the clue? G-G. Okay. Right? Next. Doesn't count. Next. Incorrect. Don't phone, but you can send a message on my mobile if you want, right?
That's T. It's another little little easy one. And the last one. We were sharing out the male sheep. Right, that doesn't count either. Can we just fuck Nick? I know what that is. I don't care. We'll come to that later. Yeah. And number three. We were sharing out the male sheep. that. Well. Well. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. N. N. th. th. the. the. ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. ne. the. the. don't care, we'll come to that later. Yeah.
And number three, we were sharing out the male sheep and I think I got the best one.
Right? DG.
DG. Yeah, so quickly again.
Will you leave the entrance to my garden alone?
It's not messing out with it? And I the. Don't phone, but you can send us a message on my mobile thua. thua. tho. tho. tho. th. th. that that th. that that that that th. that that that that that th. that that thate. that that that that thate. that that that th. th. that's that. that. thate. th. th. th. that's th. I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I the the the the male. And I the male. And I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And I th. And I th. And I th. And I the. And I the. And I the. And I the. And I the. And I the. And I the. And I theate. And theate. And the. And the. And theate. And the. And I tea. And the last one was sharing out the male sheep and I got the best one, so that's good.
All right.
DG.
All right.
Well, I think it's rockbasters' result, isn't it?
Oh, okay.
All right.
All right.
Do you want the prizes, the way? Not really. Not bothered? No. It's some videos and DVDs and that's good stuff.
VHS type?
A couple.
499.
TV titles? What?
There's the weather one. That's going to be on tele.
Donald McIntyre.
Oh yeah. That's in there. If you want that. He reckoned him off. He recked him off. thi. He ripped. He ripped, he ripped, th. He ripped, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the they. the their. their. their. their. the their. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. thin. the. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. A. th. how much it costs to have a chimp, cheapest chimps.
What was the only thing you think someone ripped you off?
Rockbusters.
Ken Burroughs on Radio 2, he was doing songs of phrase.
He was doing that over Christmas.
I took one week off, he's in there.
And when he heard that Donal McIntyre, he thought he was moving on Antinora. So the first one one, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, th, the the th, the the their, their, their, their, the the the the the they, the the they, they, they, they, thu, thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th-a, th-a, thr-a, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-a, thr-n, throwne throwne thin, thin, thin, thin, thooooooooom-nipe, thin, throwne, thin So the first one, will you leave the entrance to my garden alone, right? That was the cryptic
clue, the initials were Gigi. Yeah. That was Gareth Gates. Garth Gates. Garth Gates.
Garth, Garth Gates. Well, well, it's Garth Gates, isn't it? So why would you say to someone, Garth Gate? Garoth Gate? Garroth gates. Yeah, Garth. Gareth, well. Well. Well. G. Gareth. Gareth. Well. Well. Gareth. Well. Gareth. Well. Well. Gareth. Gere. Well. Well. Well. Well. Gere. Well. Well. Gere. Well, the. Well, the the the the the the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well, the entrance. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. G. Well. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the entrance.? Is that like a, what's that a Manchester thing when you say Garth Gate?
Garth Gate? Yeah, Garth Gate. Yeah, Garth. The bloke became second in Popov, yeah, Garth,
the bloke became second in Popov, yeah, Garth.
So that's the first one. What's it about getting off the thing though? The second one was don't phone, but you can send me a message on my mobile if you want. The initial was T. Texas, right?
Just.
No, it's text.
The word's text.
So you'd have to say text me.
Texts.
Text, what do you mean?
Text me?
What's that?
The third one was, uh, We're sharing out the male sheep.
Get to it! It doesn't work anyway. Get to it. What is it? Delta good ram?
Delta good ram? You were Delta good ram? So who's the winner?
It's rock bastards. Can I just say something now before we do rock busters? A lot of people,
sort of they come up to me, they say, Steve, like the show. When are you going to get rid of rockbusters? It brings
it down. I'm not joking. I'm not joking, there is lots of people. Come off it. What?
Come off it. I know people who say you're never going listened to the show, you're talking about Suzanne, your girlfriend.
Oh Martin, it'll be at home now with a pad, getting ready to play.
But I should just...
Mike Freeman did say, did encourage Carl on a couple of occasions.
He even tried to get him through with the answer, Egg, when we were doing that
naming animal rounds. But I should just say that people, people, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, I, thi, I, thi, to, to, I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to be, to be, to be, they. to be, to be, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, they..... they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. to, to, to, to. to, to, to. to. to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. too, to. to. to. to. to. to people they people think that somehow Ricky and I are endorsing rockbusters
that somehow by allowing it on the show somehow we think it's good and we appreciate it
and I need to point out that it's more like when a child comes back from school and they've
done a painting. It's crap.
Yeah. But of course you've got to stick on the fridge because of their kids be bigger than their house. Exactly. their their their their their their their their cat. their cat. their cat. their their thk. their thk. thi's is thi's is thi's. thinks. thinks. thinks. thinks. thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks their their their their their their the. the. the. the. the. thinks is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's is is thi's is thi's is thi's is thi. thi. thi. thi's is the is the is theateeateateateateateateeateeateeeateeeeeeeeateeeeeeateeeeeeateeeeeee is the is the is you've got to remember the cat is bigger than the house. It doesn't look like anything.
The humans don't have bodies, their legs come straight from their head.
Mommy and Daddy.
Please welcome to the stage.
Carl Pilkington's Rockbusters.
All right.
So cryptic clues and you email in and that.
Yeah. First one.
Don't be stealing my tools. Take your sisters. the initials. the initials. the initials. the initials. the initials. the initials. the initials. the initials. the initials. the initials. the initials. the initials. Yeah. Yeah. the initials. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the initials. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the initial. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. C. That. C. That. C. the. C. the. C. the. the. C. the. C. the. C. the. C. the. C. C. the. C. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and that. First one, don't be stealing my tools, take your
sisters. All right, and the initials NK. Don't be stealing my tools, take my sisters. Yeah, so
that's like the cryptic clue and the initials of the artist or band is NK. All right,
second one. Buy it if you want, not bother, think about it. Come back. Come back want start again right start that second one again right well you come back
it's different isn't it well the first one was a bite when no that this one
was yeah well right do it if it's a cryptic clue all the letters
count do it right if you want I'm not not bothered you know think about it
come back check some other places out first before you you
you know, think about it, come back, check some other places out first before you, you know...
I'm just that was a crossword clue in the times!
So we've got no time for other clues.
Right, so that's S.C.
Right, do that clue again.
Right, if you want, I'mthere before! Do the clue again!
Do the clue again!
Do the clue again!
Initials S-C's like...
Do the clue again!
I don't want to do it again!
Do the clue again.
I can't do it again.
I can't do it again.
By it if you want, I'm not fussed.
Right, chup to you, I'm not pushing you into anything.
It's up to you, wasn't there?
S-C, for that one, right? And the final one, er, that's good. I can play 10-pin-bowlion again.
Okay, and what's the clue?
That's O. All right, so.
All right, so, now I assume, I'm not going to bother to look, I assume there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's O. Oh. All right, so, they're okay. Now I assume that I'm not going to bother
to look, but I assume there's a jiffy bag of tap which people can win. All right, well Greg,
good luck.
Um, sure.
The rockbusters answer, you got to get their tap out of the way. Uh, number one was, don't be stealing the's. Take the the initial, the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. Don, th. Don, th. Don, th. Don't, their their their their their their th. Don't th- their. Don't their their their. their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. tapy. tapy. tapy. tapy. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. tapy. G. tapy. th. G. th. G. thisoor? HATIS. I don't know, I've never heard that band.
Nick Kershore.
Nick, oh yeah, Nick, oh yeah, Nick, oh yeah, Nick, oh yeah, how does Nick Kershaw?
Second one, no, no, don't move on!
Nick Erso! What's Nick? What's Nick?
All right. the second one was bite if you want, you know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, not, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Not, not, not, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Nick, I. Nick, not. Nick, not. Nick, not. Nick, not. Not, not. Not, not. Not, not. Not, not. Not, not. Not, not. Not, not. Not, not. Not, not. Not, not. Not, not, not. Not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, don't, no, don't, no, don't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm. Not, not, not, not. Not, not. Let's just leave it behind us, alright?
Second one was bite if you want, you know, not bothered, you can think about it, come
back, have a look around, think it over.
I'm not forced.
The initials were SC.
That was soft cell.
All right?
That works.
Yeah.
That works.
And that's good.
I can play tump in bowling again. That's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's good. I can play something bowling again. That's O. That's outcast.
All right? What does that mean? Outcast?
You broke your arm? You broke your arm. You broke your arm. You got rid of the cast. You've got rid of the cast.
Did anyone get that? Yeah.
I mean, I am stunned.
I think to be fair that was because how many bands begin with O?
Yeah.
I think that's why people got it.
Exactly.
But I could probably make Oasis work if I tried hard enough.
Who's done that?
Oh, by, outcast. That's ridiculous. Why is it ridiculous? But it's ridiculous.
But it's ridiculous. What was that? We had worse than that? We had worse than that?
We had worse than that! I remember when I did my wrist in, then it fixed. I went temping bowling.
Why did your wrist? So it's what you did? Brilliant. So next week's a quii- So, thi thiiii. thi. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. that's that's that's that's that's worse. What that's worse. What that's worse. What's worse. What's worse. What's worse. What that's worse. What's worse. What's worse that's worse that. What was that. What was that. What was that. What was that. What was that. What that. What that. What that. What that. What that. What that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thin. that's thin. th. th. th. that's th. that's worse. th. th. th. that's worse. th. that's worse. that's worse. th. What that's worse. What that's worse. What that's worse. What that's worse. that's worse. like you know one thing we've never done Rick is we've never pandered
to people but as it's the last show we've got to give the audience what they want.
What's this? Well yeah and I was gonna say things they don't want as well.
You know what this basically to keep a smile on Carl's face I say a smile. scowl. Yeah, he never really smiles.
So, yeah, it's just really a chance for him to have a go.
It's like, you know, you indulge an annoying child.
The only time Carl laughs is for no apparent reason.
What do you think like?
Well, sometimes you're going, huh?
And I know you'll be thinking of what a monkey could do. Yeah, it's like people who've had had had thia thia tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho thu thu. thi thu. thu. thin' thin' thin' tho tho to be to be to indulge to be to be to be to indulge to indulge to indulge to indulge to indulge to indulge you're to indulge you're to indulge you're to indulge. You to indulge. You to indulge. You to indulge. You to indulge. You to indulge. You to indulge. You to indulge. You to indulge. You thin thin thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thi. You thin' thi. You're like thi. thi thi. thi thi thi. thi. thi to indulge to indulge to indulge to indulge to indul Yeah! It's actually tied down biting on something,
biting on a big leather pad.
Let me just tell you briefly what the prizes are.
That looks like a piece of shit that you say.
Let me tell you, right?
There's a number of mediocre CDs and DVDs.
But mainly, what about this?
It's the Lord of the Rings Collectors edition. Oh, what the movie, what th, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, th? th? th? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, tha. It's tho. It's to? to? to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thoo. the. it's uh it's only 14 hours long Rick oh that is through that way
pop that in the bin so that is just pop it in the bin or send it to some poor
bastard who wins this quiz if you're willing to take part in the quiz you
deserve 40 hours you've like wasted with that Tolkien trape
so right yeah what are the clues then Carl right as always just you you you the you the you the the the you the the the the the th you th you th you th you th the th is the th is the th is th is th is the th is th is thic the thic thic thic thic thic thi thi thus the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. th. th. th is is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is thi. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the talking trap. So yeah what are the clues then Carl? Right as always just
you know cryptic clues are that initials of the band are an artist work out
when the win the stuff. Yeah Ricky dot Javais Xfm dot UK first clue is as
follows the the Jamaican fellow wrote a review
the Jamaican fella he's back. It's the last show and the little Jamaican fellow wrote a review for the... Take the girl Jamaican fellow.
He's back.
Oh!
It's the last show, the little Jamaican fellow's maiden appearance.
This normally suggests that you need to think of the answer in a Jamaican accent.
Yeah. Or not.
Yeah.
Yeah, any of the accent.
Or pronounce the word slightly differently.
Yeah, go on.
The Jamaican fellow wrote a review for Phoenix Knights, all right? Yeah.
D.C. is the initials.
D.C. D.C. D.C. D.C. the Jamaican fellow wrote a review for Phoenix Knights. That's the first one.
Second one. Second one is, uh, we should all vote for Paul Daniels, David Blaine, Copperfield,
the great soprano, Tommy Cooper, and Dern Brown. You should all vote for them. Why is the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, the, the, th, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, D. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C.C. C.C.C.C., the the the the the the the the the the the the tha.c.c.C., C., C., C., the, D.C., C.C., the, D.C., the great soprano Tommy Cooper and Darren Brown. You should all vote for them.
Why is that? What was...
I just got the first one. E. S. E. S. Okay. And the last one.
Steve, what did your dad do? What did my dad do? What did your dad do? What did your dad do?
What did your dad do? What did your dad do? What did your dad do? What did your dad do? Is that the question, are you asking me? Well, Ricky, what did your dad do?
Can work on anyone.
What did your dad do?
Right?
Right?
That's E.
Right?
So, quickly, again, the Jamaican fellow wrote a review for Phoenix Knights,
right?
D.C.
Second one, we should all vote for Paul Daniels, David Blaine, Cockfield, Great, no but that's important. All right.
Yes, and the last one, you know, Steve, what did your dad do?
Right?
The initial E.
Ricky Dotter v. Exhibit.
So is it?
Go ahead. Jamaican fellow wrote a review for Phoenix Knights. Yeah. That was the cryptic clue. The initials were DC. Yeah. What is it? Come on, no, you tell me.
It's, it's defined comedy. All right? Define comedy. It's a divine comedy. All right.
What is that? Do the accent again? Do the actuide.
Do the acta again. Do the actu. Do the actone again. Do the answer again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again. Do the the the th again. Do the the answer again. Do the answer again. Do the answer again. Do the answer again. Do the it on? Do you do it again?
Do you have the answer, it doesn't matter, let's move on.
Right?
Second one, we should all vote for Paul Daniels, David Blaine, Copperfield, great soprano,
Tompher and Duran Brown.
Why is that?
E.S with the initials.
Go on.
Elect trick six it works so don't say it like that. I don't know what it means. Right well there's six people they do tricks and that right I'm saying we should
vote for them so you elect them. Yeah but he said elect elect elect trick six.
No elect though elects not a word is it? And the last one.
I'm gonna elect's a word in lack. Steve, I mean Alec do. Steve what did your dad that th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is th is the. the. th. th. th. Well th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. It th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. It's the th. It's the th. It's the the the. Well. Elects. Well, the the the the the. Elects. the the. the the. Elects. the. I'm trying to do Alec part. The third one. Steve, what did your dad do? I don't know. That was he. It can work for anyone. It didn't have to be Steve, right? That was erasia.
Eurasia? No, it doesn't work either. It doesn't work. No, it doesn't work. It doesn't work. No, it doesn't work. None of them work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None work. None th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that work. That that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th work. It th work. It th work. It th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho work. It the. It the. It the. It the. It the the. It the the. It's the. It's the. It's that was that was that was that was that that that th work. None of them work. Another pile of crap. I'm going to give you.
For the mind of little, stupid,
Oh, I don't give the price two.
I'm going to give the price.
You should explain briefly what the concept is, Karker,
there might be a few new listeners.
It's Blockbusters.
Right, go on then.
No, because they were real clues weren't they? Yeah, that was actually. He says they're a cryptic clue. It's not cryptic.
It's what am I? It's like what am I thinking? This competition is like what number am I thinking of?
Rick, just come and everything. Let me for instance, there was a classic...
Well, there was one, the West Indian fellas spinning a fish round his head,
and that was Detroit spinners.
The Trout spinners, Detroit's spinners.
Yeah. There's also what happens if you fall over into a puddle in Texas, wet knee Houston.
That is the level of Carl's clues. That's what you're working with. But I just can say there's no irony in this.
Carl doesn't think this is quirky or kitsch or ironic.
This he thinks these are, the e-things could go on the Guardian Crossword.
Right, right, okay.
This is the best I've can come up with.
Right, so this initials of the band or the artist or whatever to help you along as
well.
Three of them.
This is on the text only.
We don't want emails on this one.
It's the one that gets the highest or the first one to get three.
The first email with the first one that is the highest. So if no one gets the third one, which I wouldn't blame you for, so if there, if there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, the, the, the, the, the, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. We, th. This is, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This is, th. This is, th. This is, th. This is, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, thin, thin, thr. This is. This is, thr. This is. This is, threrea. This is, thr-to. This is, tho. This is, threa. This is, thi. This is, thi. This is, th. This is people that get to, it's the first email that comes in that we pick and they win a handful of TAT, which would you like to go through?
I'll search out the TAT, let's take a lot sure it is.
Yeah, there's some DVDs and stuff there, it's not bad, yeah, but it means you go forward
to the grand final final tat post. In six so this is big stuff you can't get anywhere else. It's a rare
American poster signed by the Niger Tatto tasks. And it's such a shame that it's
it's such a shame that it's such a shame that it's gone. Right the first one. Go on. What you got remember is it's a band or an artist that's, that X-of-them play. the. It. It. It. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. th-in. th-in. the-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-a-in. th-I-I-I. th-I is just is just is just is just is just th-I is just tho' tho' thin is is is is is is is is is is is just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. It is. It is. It's the-in-in-in-in-in-in-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-I-I-I-I. It's th-I. It's th-I. It's th-I's thi is a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's thi. you got to remember is it's a band or an artist that, that X of M
play as well. Right then, so the first one. Oh yeah, because X-FM play is the two
Twixixfields and Whitney Houston all the time, don't they? All right, these three. Okay. Thea's thrown, theyrific band. threat. If you got like a, if you got like, if you, if you, like, if you, like, like, like, like, if you, like, like, like, like, if you, like, like, like, like, if you, like, like, like, like, if, like, like, like, if, like, like, like, like, like, if, like, like, like, like, like, if, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the first, the, the first, the first, the, the first, the first. the, the, the first. X, the, the first. X, the, the, the, the first.x.Xthat every syllable counts. He says it's different every time he says it, there'd be
somewhere different. Look, go on then. Right, so if you get a bulb, right? A bulb? A bulb?
A bulb? A bulb? A bulb? A bulb? A bulb? What's a bulb? What's a bulb? I like a light bulb? Okay, yeah. So you get a bulb? Yeah, the bulb. You the bulb. You the bulb. You get a bulb. You the bulb. You get a bulb. You the bulb. You the bulb. You the bulb. You the bulb. th. th. th. th. the bulb. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the bulb. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the bulb. the bulb. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. All, th. All, th. All, th. All, th. All, th. All. All. What, the. What, the. thi. the. thi. the. thiolooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. All. All. All. All. All. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Come on. He's gone.
Right, go on.
So you get a bulb?
Yeah, a bulb.
Oh, what are you doing?
Do you need a gobb stopper?
What are you doing?
Who's it?
No, come on.
Get the clue.
Right.
So the cryptic clue is, so if you get a bulb.
So if you get a bulbolol? So that's the beginning.
Okay, great.
Right, if you get a saw it, then, right, if you get a bulb like, go on.
And you look after it, right? You look after that bulb.
And you teach it stuff.
Jesus Christ.
What are you doing there?
Do you know what I mean?
This is extraordinary. This is extraordinary.
Imagine that written down in the tea ground.
He has that 18 months to get there.
But imagine it?
That's not a clue.
That's an essay.
It doesn't want to.
I don't know if he's a light bulb, a bulb like you plant in the garden?
What kind of bulb does it mean? You get a bulb? Well, I remember that. It doesn't matter. Okay. It does, but I can't say too
much.
Right, so listen, let me just do it again. You get a bulb, right? When it's young, you look
after that bulb, you teach you stuff and what have you, what have you done there? What's
what's going on? Brilliant! So good size? R. Right. R for rabbit. So what's the band there? Second one? Jesus.
Uh, people have a problem doing this when they get home from like a night out drinking.
Right? What's the problem we've got? Right? The initial there, K. What's the band?
Right? People get in from having a night out, they'd have a problem doing this. What is it? What's the problem?
Okay.
And clue number three?
I had a vision of that Chinese flu, right? That's C. I had a vision of that Chinese flu.
Yeah, and that's the letter C. Right. So three bands there, three cryptic clues. Not really. Text in, 83XFM. Just send the three band names that will do. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I. C. I. C. I. I. C. I. I. I. C. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the th. I the cl. I the cl. I. I had. I had the cl. I had the cl. I had the cl. Cl. Clo. Clo. Clue. Clue. Clue. Clue. Clo. Clo. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I had. I had. I had. I had. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. Cl. the. Cl. C. the. the cryptic clues, not really. Text in, 83 XFM, just send the three band names
that will do on it. Can they do a website as well? If they want, they can email in. Well tell
them what it is. Yeah, Ricky Dr. Vase at XFM. UK, just send it in there. Give them again a quickly then, right then. Right then. So get a bulb, when it's young, brilliant. So great. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. they. th. th. they. th. th. th. they's th. th. they're. th. th. th. th. their. they're their. they're their th. th. th. the. the. the the the th. their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Can th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th Teach it stuff, and all that. R, R, what's the band?
Now the second one, people have a problem doing this when they get home, late at night, you know,
they've been out drinking and that, they get home, what more problem they're going to have?
K is the initial.
Third one, thir thi one, I. I mean, it's abomination. Right.
Give us the clue.
Go ahead, give us the clue.
I haven't got an idea.
Come on, give me the clue then again.
Right, well do you want to say the winner is or?
No, let's hear the answer.
First clue was, the? That was razor light. All right? Raise a light, you raise a light. Yeah, it kind of works. Yeah, it didn't matter what
sort of barb it was then. Sure. All right, Mike, go on. People have a problem doing this
when they get home from a night out drinking. Yeah. What's the problem they have
a problem getting the key in? Getting the key in, getting the key that's the that's awful well that's the count keen it's keen it's keen it's one's awful awful
I had a vision of that Chinese flu yeah that the initial I was saying that
was seas that was seas they's
they managed to get that as well
really I love the fact that even he knows they managed to get that as well did anyone get all three yeah a few people that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the they they they the they they they's they they's the they's the the they they they they they they they they'd they they they'd they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the ttttttttttttttttte te te they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they knows they managed to get that as well. Did anyone get all three?
Yeah, a few people.
That's terrible.
Okay, who's the first one?
I don't know what it says about XFM and its listeners that people are getting these answers.
I know.
I know.
We're rock busting, now?
Should we do it now?
Okay, great. for the next thing. That's what this game is. Well this is Blockbusters just
totally ripped off and the clues are bands and artists. They're castes
their cryptic clues, they're not cryptic clues, they're more like what word
am I thinking of, they're tenuous, some of them don't work at all. So it's really
are you in tune with a shaved monkey. I mean it's nearly embarrassing to get the the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clues and tho. And tho. And the clues and th of th of of and the clues and the clues and the clues and the clues and the clues and some the clues and some the clues and some the clues and some the clues and some the clues the clues the clues the clues the clues the clues the clues the clues th of th of th of th. Some th. Some th. Some th. Some th. Some th. Some th. Some th. Some th. Some th. Some tho. Some tho. Some tho. Some the the the clues the clues the clues are the clues are the clues are thooooooooooo. Some of the the clues are the clues are the clues are the the the tune with a shaved monkey.
I mean, it's nearly embarrassing to get the clue.
I pride myself on that I don't really get them.
And I'm sort of proud of that, because you shouldn't.
But anyway, I think I've given it a big sell.
Now, you do win tat today, but the big prize is going forward to be in the drawer
in five weeks time when there's a assigned Homer that I got
Matt Grain into draw if you go to Ricky to Raise.com you can see him
drawing it it it's an original. If you want to see what I see it can go to
excellent. It's actually just click on it you can have a look at it.
Oh you can see all the pictures there can't it was also a signed
Nigel Tufnell poster and us three as flannamals, but there's a little actual
video clip on Rookies to Ways.com you can actually see Matt Groening drawing it.
So those prices are the big prices you can win in five weeks' time when if you get to the
grand final. In the meantime, it's the usual selection of mediocre mediocre mediocre
mediocre mediocre mediocre, mediocre mediocre mediocre, most people agree, the mediocre John Travolta film
Ladder 49 which I think barely made it into cinemas over here.
Oh, we've also got...
Oh, and we're giving that away.
We've also given that away. We've got the complete third series of Alias, great gift, only if you've seen the previous tod, old, old, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, th, th, the, the, th, th, th, th, the, the, th, the, the, the, th, the, the, th, the, tho, tho, the, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the mediocre, the mediocre, the mediocre, the mediocre, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, the, tho, the, tho, tho, the, tho, the, the, tho, tho, the, pretty as well, is it? Yeah, oh that's very good. Oh, okay. We've got the complete third series of Alias, great gift, only if you've seen the previous
two seasons, so...
Is that the one I mean?
I don't know, possibly.
Fredsonder's at the Movies, a collection of all their hilarious movies, again,
again, on the te book and tape exchange you will
be able to get two albums that you actually like. That's exactly right. So people send us
then so they sort of get bigged up on the radio so that's done. We don't have to be ready
about that.
I'm angry. So, uh, hey, three clues.
Hang on a jingle.
No, do one't got one. You don't got a jingle for rockbusters.
No.
Do one quickly, no.
Okay.
Uh, rock busters.
Brilliant.
All right.
So we've got, we got three of them, a cryptic clue in the initials.
The band, it could be a band or an artist.
We've done all that, aren't we? The fella let his wife know how he got the bruise on his leg.
Right?
Give us that again?
The fella let his wife know how he got the bruise on the leg.
He got a bruise on the leg.
You read it again, it's slightly different.
Every time I look back at this crossword, all the words change.
It can't be cryptic.
The initials there, C-L.
The fellow got a bruise bruse on, let his wife know what's going on?
What's going on?
All the mattering.
And what's the next craptic clue?
Second one. That potter lad had a lot of bottle doing all that stuff with the wizards and that?
What's all that about?
I love it! That's What's all that about?
I love it!
The wizard's what's all that about?
T-B there. Bandar artist, the initials T-B, that potter lad.
He's got a lot of bottle doing all that stuff with the wizards.
And the third one, the buddists won't be able to get in their temple without these. What do they need? The Buddhist won't be able to
get in their temple without these. The initials T.M.
83-936 is the text number. We don't want to receive emails from this because we can't be
bothered. So just a quick text. Make sure you include all three. You need to get all three. But the winner may only get two. It's the first. It's the first. It's the first. It's the first. It's the first. It's the first. It's the first. It's the first. It's the first. It's the first. the first. It's the first. the first. the first. the first. the first. the first. the first. the first. their. It's. All. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's.................................................................................................................................... the. may only get two, but it's the first one with the most right answers.
And if you're all those, all those DVDs.
Hey, this is a box set to be fair, that's pretty good prize that.
Oh, you can probably get, you could get two, two CDs. I'm excited to think that there's some people now in Antarctica just scrabbling around to get a pen. I'm just trying
to figure them out, you know, that'll keep, they'll probably stew on that for the next.
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Which band are called the Monkies?
Yeah, the Monkeys?
All right, so who's the winner this week is Gina?
What are we letting that go, yeah?
Let's get Rockbusters rolling. If people aren't familiar with Rockbusters, then someone has actually sent me in one of their own to test Carl.
They've used, I think, the same principle that Carl has, which is, you know, utterly random.
Yeah.
Well, as you said before, you really, just try to think of something that he might be thinking of.
Sure. Sure.
So I'm going to, I mean she's done it quite coherently but I'm wondering if I should sort of say it more as Carl might say it, you know, just
slightly less. More different every time. Yeah, it's slightly less coherent. So
um, Carl this is one for you, all right? You know, you know, it's Sunday morning a lovely cup of tea, you know, in the bed with Suzanne, I don't know I'm
having a cup of tea. What's going on there? Just watching the tally in that, but hang on?
I'm got anything to dunk in my tea, have I? I've got anything to dunk in there, L R. So, have a think about that one, Carl.
I think I know it.
Do you?
Go for it.
Go on.
Is it Lionel Richie?
It is Lionel Richie.
What's your logic?
Sort of lying in, Lying or Richie?
And it's like.
No rich tea.
And it's like. Yeah. No biscuits, no rich tea, lie in no rich tea, lino rich tea, lino richie.
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We've done one a little bit like it.
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Right, right, then the first one, there's a vehicle that sells kebabs.
Right? There's a vehicle that sells kebabs.
Initial D, right? Great. Right? There's a vehicle that sells kebabs. Initial D. Right?
Great.
Right.
We work that one out?
Of course I haven't.
Right, the second one.
Um, you're asked if you want that bit of the egg.
You are.
You are.
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You're asked if you want that bit of the egg.
You think about it, but we sort of decide against it. And again? What's going on there? You're asked if you want that bit of the egg, you think
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And the last one, I don't think this burger will catch on.
I don't think this burger will catch on.
And the letter there is M.
So you just text or email in with the answers and win some stuff.
What have we got?
We've got some prizes.
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I'm sure we could dig one for it.
Yeah, or phone in.
Because Carl's the clue, give us the answer. Alright then, first one was... Oh yeah, because we haven't got long for Monkey News.
Don't worry about it.
First one, there's a vehicle over there, that's...
It's changed.
Selling kebabs.
Oh, it's changed.
Go on in.
Initial Dyea.
Yeah, what is it?
That was Donovan. Yeah, not good. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Yeah. That's a real clue.
Well, we got it. Like they always do, so they're always real clues.
Second one. You're asked if you want that bit of the egg.
Right. You think about it. And you decide against it. I think I know this one.
What was the initial again? Why, oh? Oh. Is this John Lennon's wife, Yoke Ono?
Yeah, that's right.
I think that was a name, Yoke Ono, was it?
He was Yoko No, no, you've got it wrong.
You're thinking about it.
You're asked if you want a bit of the egg.
If you go, Yoak, O no, you think about it.
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So what you say is, do you want this bit of the egg?
You look at all the other bit, no, no, yolk, oh, oh, no,
that's right.
That's right. Yeah, go on, brilliant. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, go on, yeah, next, next, yeah,
and the last one was, uh, I don't think this burger will catch on.
That was initial M, Mac fly.
Right? So, there's your three clues.
What's the most of the tell you mean? It won't catch on?
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Don't want one, put it back, I'll have a chicken.
Alright?
So who's got the, who's got the three then?
Well, well done to Ian Shillam.
From Mansfield who's got all those answers right amazingly.
He wins all those great prizes including...
It's time for Rock Busters, the quiz that no one looks more to. And we've got as usual the bunch of CDs, DVDs I should say which...
Just tell me we have got another copy of Ladder 49.
Ladder 49's right here.
That's in the mix.
How many do they send you?
Joaquin Venix, John Travolta, Ladder 49.
The movie that no one seen it but is owned by every single XFM listener. Exactly. Also in the mix as
as before there we got Priscilla Queen of the Desert which if you haven't
seen that on tele I'd be very surprised. French and Saunders at the movie
the best of all the French and Saunders movie spoofs which is I think
on TV every single night. Yeah it's a very gay giveaway so far. Well this
got neither 49 the people in uniform, you got Queen of the Desert and French
and Sauners, the gays love them.
You know how much a fellow of Chevy Chakes, you know I love Chevy?
Yeah. Well, we've also got here National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2, which
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Eric Idle. I know. It's probably not classic is what I said. Do you think he do always
walk on them? I love on the right side of life. Anyway, that's just some of the DVDs which
you can win. Obviously the real, I've assigned Matt Groening drawing and if you can see him drawing that on Rikage
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Also, us made as flannamals and assigned poster by Nigel Tuffnell, Christopher Guest.
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the four that we've got get down to two maybe. And then we get them on the line and the last,
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throw it through though. We can't keep their throwing and changing.
We can't do what we want, yeah. You know what we want? You know what we want?
You know what? We're just, we can do exactly what we want. what this quiz is for those that have only just started listening to the show. It's basically Blockbusters. Well you say that Rick but it's not is it? I mean
that Blockbusters made sense. Yeah well there's this is a cryptic clue going
right a fella is walking along and it oh look there's the fish what does that
mean? Do you try out? Some of them are hard because they don't make sense. No, but they've dug them all out because they're going to put them all on the website for people to play along with and they came to me for the answers and some of them are
pretty tricky.
I couldn't answer them.
So I love that.
Anyway, I'm the only man that can out with himself.
So the first one then, here we go. you borrow some land off Mr Boardman or Mr. Laurel or Mr. Fletcher? All right. Why don't
you borrow a little bit of land? I was changed already. Already changed. Mr. Boardman.
Well no, do it again, do it exactly the same each time, do it again.
Uh, why don't you borrow some land off Mr. Bordman or Mr. orle or Mr. Fletcher if you, if you need a bit of it.
What's trying?
Okay, and what are the initials?
L.S.
That's a band or an artist.
What am I talking about?
Second one.
I'm going to annoy those seabirds over there.
I'm going to annoy those seabirds over there.
I'm going to annoy those seabirds over there, right? Right? Right?
I'm going to annoy those seabirds over there.
Well, just those seabirds, it doesn't matter where they are.
I'm going to annoy them seabirds.
I don't know what he's talking about any more, Steve?
Honestly.
B is the initial.
I love the fact that he comes from, there's him going around with two fellows with Big Ed's webbed feet, a little pigeon-chested bloke, him on his grifter with Maggie pecking at
him, is dad in the cell phone box, knicking groceries and a horse in the house next door.
I mean, how strange was his upbringing?
And they're manning from his satchel. It's just a woman who rode around on a three-wheeled
bike with her husband in a basket. And the final, the final clue.
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What?
Right, so what the scocefellar said...
Right, this is going to be a pronunciation thing.
To the robber he found in his house.
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Give us the clues, give us the answers. Right. The first one was, why don't you borrow
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it, that's leasing it, it's Stan, Stam Borden and Stan Laurel and a field in that,
the second one. I'm gonna annoy those seabirds, that was B, what you're doing when you're
annoying a bird? You're bugging it? What's a gull? Bugle? Buggulls. gulls. I don't know where to start mate.
Right, don't worry about, don't worry about.
I don't know where to start.
If we had more time, I'd throw him out of a window.
Right.
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What do you mean?
What do you mean?
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No, no, no, no, sorry his name is an A, get out of me wine house.
Her name is it.
Gavin Thompson got on all.
Are we going to clues and that. Initials of Abandon Artist. You can win some
stuff. Steve can go through the... Alad of 49 better be in there. It's a little
foot. You get on with those clues and I'll tell you what's happening. And this is the last
time, the winner of this... No, we'll do it again next week. Oh is it. Andthen there will be six people and we just draw to another hat to win the the Sein Homer, the Nigel Tafnal and the Assas Flann animals.
All right here I did it. But they've got great prizes, they've got alias, they've got the
Alias, they've got the Aliatre, a Batman cartoon series, M-Night, Shaliman's the Village, the Vlainite Night Night Night Night Night Night Night Night's the Village, the Village, their the Village, their the Village, their the Village, their the Village, the Village, the Village, the Village, their their John Travolta. Their greatest challenge lies in rescuing one of their own.
Brilliant. Go on to come. Right the first one then. When I'm ill I throw up horse food. When
I'm ill I throw up horse food. How can that work? What's going on there? The initials there. I-H. Right. It's a band or an artist of th-finger, a singer singer singer singer singer singer singer singer singer singer singer. I singer. I singer. It's a singer. I the initials there, I H, right? It's a band of an artist of thinger,
something like that. I-H, they're the initials, the clue. When I'm ill, I throw up horse food,
right? I've got it. All right then, don't say anything. Works, don't it? No. Second one, that garden tool, it's not yours. what are you doing with it? Right? Yeah.
That garden tool you're messing about with her, it's not yours.
Yeah.
Give it back.
What's that?
N.D.
Right?
Artist or a band?
What's going on there, right?
Third one.
That male sheep sounds fed up.
Why is he fed up?
T-R? T-R's's the initial's's the initials's's's the initials, the initials, the initials, the initials, the initials, the initials, the initials, the initials, the initials, the initials, the initials, the initials, the initials, the initialR's the initials. That male sheep sounds fed up. What's going
on? If you know the answers to them three, email then. Have you got a winner? No, I don't even
know the answers to I? All right, then the first one. All right. I just got the
first one. All right. The first one was when I'm ill. Yeah, I throw up horse food. That's the clue. The initials were I, H.
I got this one.
I must say.
That was I sick, that was I sick.
What do you're sick?
What do you're sick?
What do you eat?
A, I sick haze?
I's sick haze, right? ND. That was a garden tool, a rake, right? If it's
not yours, what have you done? You've knicked it, you've knicked that rake, Nick Drake, Nick
rake, right? So that's ND. You got that's fine. The third one, that male sheep sounds well well fed up. Go on. What's up with it? That was TR. That was, that
Ram. It's a Ram, that's a male sheep. It's fed up. It's moaning. Ramones. Ramones, the Ramones.
So they got that as well. There's a number of cracking DVDs as ever on rockbusters. We've got
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Oh, Hugh yes. If you're interested in a thrown. If you're giving away one a week for the last
six weeks. If you're going to let's do rockbusters for the last time you can win those amazing
prizes. All right. As always just a little cryptic clue, some initials of a band or an artist,
work it out, emailing or texting. That's it, isn't it?
All right, the first one.
Richard's kid, uh, Richard's kid, uh, Richard's kid, cuts hair for a living. Right? kid cuts air for a living.
Initials E.D. D. R.Ri. Richard's kid cuts air for a living. Second one. I have a problem
saying the French word for well.
All right? I think I think that's the right word anyway. I have a problem saying the French word for well.
So what's that initial there is K?
All right, Bando artist.
And then the third one, you take eight kebabs, two kebabs, 57 kebabs, times it by 27 kebabs,
right?
The feller is struggling to work it out. What's that? What's that? What's going on there?
Right?
It's a good question? D-S. is the answer there.
Eight kebabs, two kebabs.
Fifty-seven kibabs times it by 27 or what have you?
Fell is struggling working it out. What is it?
I've got to just email in.
Wrap it up. I think we've got to the the the and give someone those lovely prizes, monkey news, then we're out of here.
We maybe come back, maybe do some Christmas specials.
I don't want to make any promises.
Right then. First one was Richard's kid. He cuts her for a living.
Yeah, what's that? That was, uh, well, try and work it out. No, it's no point.
Dixon, yeah, he was a barber. Barbara Dixon, right? Dixon, Dixon, Dixon. Dixon?
Her name wasn't Barbara Dixon, was it? Did Ronnie Corby ever say, there's a gentleman,
did Rabea Dixon? Did Ronnie Corby ever say, theremond, Miss Barbara Dixon? No.
Never did.
He never did.
I have a problem saying the French word for well.
What's the French word for well?
By, isn't it?
That's good, what?
No, that's good, Dale?
What?
What?
In it?
B.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, alright. They have a problem saying it, so I can't say it, I can't say Bian, I can't say, can't say, can't say the N, can't say, can't say the N, can't say, can't say,
it's not, it's, that's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, that's terrible. that's times 27 kebabs. This fellow is struggling working it
out. What's the answer there? D.S. right? A donna sum? Donsum. Right? He got that right as well.
So, right? What was the answer? Dona summer? Right? Donna summe? So, uh, donna summe? Donna summe? So just pick, don't a thum-uh. So just pick. They-a, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thu. They, thu. They, th. They, th. They, th. They, th. They, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th-a. th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This. This, th. This. This. This. This. This. This, th''''''''''''''''''''''''a. th''''a. the. the. the. the. the. the. Yeah Donna Summer. Donna Summer. So just pick
Steve just pick one. Steve just pick one. We went out on high that was shocking.
What about, let's have a lot of this. It should be a joy Carl. Yeah, well I do.
I treat her all year round. How do you treat her all year round? We know you got through
two boxes of condoms but that to me isn't a treat. I'm waking up next to you every day. Well listen, what are we doing this?
Right, Rockbusters, we should explain what rockbusters is.
Don't be fooled, it has no association with the popular TV show blockbusters.
Although he's just ripped off the name, but I don't always say the quiz like that quiz actually had a format I don't know what this is. We we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we should. We wee. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should. We should basically. We should basically. We should basically. We should basically. We should basically. We should basically. We should basically basically. We should basically basically. We should basically basically basically basically. th. th. thi. We should basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically basically. I that that that that that that that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We should. We should. th. th. th. We should. th. We should. th. We should th. We should th. We should th. We should th. to to thi. to to to thi. to to th. th what you... It's like a cryptic...
No it's not cryptic because a cryptic clue actually makes sense every part of it.
You might as well call this what band am I thinking of? Yeah. Go on. Well what I do is
let's sum it up in an easy way right. I give you some initials of an artist or a band.
You know if you play on radio too if you listen to radio to a lot right you'll know the sort sort sort sort play, big good songs, right? And what I do, I
give you like a little description, like a cryptic clue about that band, right? So say,
say like if I said, if I gave you the initials W-H, right? Sure. Yeah, this is a classic
one, isn't it? W-H, this is a classic, yeah, classic Robbuss's, right? W.H are the initials of the artists of the band.
And then, like, you say, right, I was in Texas, right,
I've no wonder about, I was over there on holiday.
This is the clue.
This is the clue.
It was a gold run.
All right.
But so I was in Texas and that.
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So that's the clue and then I say W-H.
Right, and the answer would be like wet knee in Houston, right?
Wet-knee Houston.
There's no artist called Wet-kney Houston.
No, don't try and make wet-kne-husten.
No, but I'm just, that's, well, it's wet-kney Houston. No, don't try and make wet, sound like wet, no, but I'm just saying that's... Well, it worked for people got it. Who's wetney Houston? Who's wet knee Houston?
Alright, forget that one, here's another one, right? This is what you're dealing with.
No, right? Here's another one then, but easier, right? The initials N, the initials N, D. Right. The initials N, D. N, right. And, and the initials, the initials, th. This, th. This is, th. This is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is what, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is this is what is what is what is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is. This is, this is. This is. This is, this is, this is. This is, this is, this is. This is, this is. This is. This is, this is, this is. This is, this is. This is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is the initial is, the initial is, the initial is, the initial is, the initial is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this? And the clear would be something like, oh, someone's stolen me, a garden tool,
right? Someone's stolen me garden tool, so you think about it, right? What's a garden tool?
Oh, what's going on? Someone's stolen it? Nick, Nick, rake? Nick, Nick, Nick, Drake?
Yeah, Nick Drake? Yeah, yeah, Nicked rake. That nearly works. Yeah. So that's that's the sort of thing we're going to be doing.
I don't know if you want to...
Well let's play a record and then we'll come back with the actual clues and you can win
yourself this platinum disc. Okay, these are the genuine clues you can win.
this Madonna platinum disc plus some other goodies and the clues are. Right. So there's three clues by the way we've got to get. th. th. th. to get. to get. th. to get. to get. to get. th. th. to get. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. thin. thi. the. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. truu. truu. truu. true. true. true. true. the. the. the. the. the this one. Oh this is so hard. I mean the worrying thing is if you do get these you think like Carl yeah which is
so you might want to give up all the goodies just to not admit that you got a
so called Carl Crypto clue. Right here we go I'm ready for it. They better work.
They better work. They always do. They're the way name's not wet knee. Well they got it last time didn't they say? Right, first one. Put the, uh...
I mean, it's just not, imagine that in the Times crossword. Um, the, um...
Listen, do you know the little information card?
What do we do it? Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. This is what I'm giving it. Rick, we want to get this. the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. Is the clue. Is the clue. Is this this is the clue. Is this is the clue. Is the clue. Is th. Is the clue. Is the the the... Is the... Is the the the... Is the... Is the... Is the... Is the... Is the... Is the the... Is the the... Is the the the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the.... Is the.... Is the.... Is the.... Is the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... I. Is th. Is th is th is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is ti. Is ti. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is thi. Is the... I. Is thi. Is the... I... Christmas. Let me hear it. Oh, oh. Listen, do you know the little information card you get in a mobile phone?
Oh, sorry, is this the clue?
This is the clue.
Okay, fine.
I just have what you're going to say?
Rick, you're annoying me.
Okay, quiet.
Now let's hear it. the little card, the little card that oh shatter will you be quiet we
got to the news in five minutes we got to get three clues out you put you
put that little card right on a spider's house the initials the
initials if they don't hear the initials they can't play along
it's important right S W right I'm making a note of this S W right so that little card you have
information card from I've got it I've got it right put that on a spider's
house right second one Diana Ross isn't feeling that good I don't know right
but that's the clue yeah that's the clue ID right Diana Ross isn't feeling
that sort of good at the moment she's different it's different it's different different the next time I know Ross isn't feeling that good the th right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right? th. th. th. th. th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I've th. I've th. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. th. th. th. that's th. that's that's right. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's right. th. that's th. Right. Right. Right. Right. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the. I that's that's that's that. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. I. Right. Right. Right. Right. that's. Right. that's. that. that sort of good at the moment, she doesn't. It's different, different. How can it be cryptic if the clue's different the next time?
Diana Ross isn't feeling that good. I, D, right? And then the last one, that stuff I put
on my toast, right? Right. It doesn't taste sharp enough, right? That stuff I put on the st stuff, don't taste sharp enough. Right? That thast, the initial, the initial, the initial, the initial, the initial, the initial, th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It doesn't th. It doesn't th. It doesn't th. It on my toast, oh, didn't taste sharp enough. Bob Holness, eat your heart out.
The initials, J.B. All right, so there you go.
There's the three clues.
Okay, so right.
I've got that and it doesn't work.
Well, does not work.
Just got into the new.
Hang on a second.
Let me give out how the people can get into the clues again. You can text us 88291, you can give us a call 0500 to 8821 or
you can email Gervais at BBC.co. UK the clues again then Carl?
Well quickly, that information card you get on your mobile just pop it on a spider's house.
That's SW. Yeah. Second one. Diana Ross isn't, you know feeling that good at the moment. What's up with her? ID. And then the last one that stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff. That stuff. that stuff. that stuff. the th. the stuff. th. th. the th. th. the the th. the th. the the the the th. Yeah. I their. I's the the moment. What's up with her? Oh, I did the added stuff. And then the last one, that stuff I put on me toast.
It doesn't sort of taste sharp enough.
So it's Webb, it's Sim on Web.
Sim on Web.
Sim on Web.
Yeah, Sim on Web.
I've never heard of Sim on Web.
Is that a French artist? No it doesn't work mate. It doesn't mate. Because you said Simon Webb mate.
Well they got it we've got a winner so it doesn't work.
Yeah it doesn't work right next let's see the next one works because that one doesn't work.
Sim on web from the pop band blah.
Dina Ross. She's not looking that good.
Right. She's not looking that good. That's changed. That's completely changed. Dina Ross isn't feeling that good. that. Dina. Dina. Dina. Dina. Di. Di. D. Di. D. D. D. D. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeee. theeeee. thee. thee. thea. the. the. the. the. the. that good. Right. That was a clue. The initials were I-D-D-I'd-D-I've no idea.
Right? That was, that was, you know, Ill, Ill, Ill-Diva.
Ill-Divo, right? That sort of opera type.
I honestly am speechless. Again, they got it, so don't worry about it.
It's an absolute nonsense. You're an idiot. You really are a stupid idiot. So well done if you got that and that. Last one. That stuff I put on me toast. Yeah. It doesn't
taste right. It's not sharp enough. No, I've got that it would be blunt and I got jam.
Jam. Jam. Blunt. No, I've got that it's called Blunt. James Blunt. I don't know anyone called Jam's Blunt though, mate. So there's, there's your name. What's the clue? What's
the answer? James Blunt? No no no no you said jams blunt, mate. It doesn't work. So he's
the winner. It doesn't work. It's almost kind of done that and that's kind of what I've done with rockbusters. Right. I've taken something.
Well, you've taken blockbusters and changed one word sort of made it better.
No, not really because those are real clues that were yours.
the ramblues of a madman.
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Do you remember there was the, now what was it?
The West Jamaican fella?
Jamaican fella spinning a fish round his head.
That was detrout spinners.
And he tried to make it, I mean it doesn't work there.
You have to speak in a Jamaican accent. The way they say, well they wouldn't, they wouldn't say trout, they'd say Detroit. Detroit spinners. So it doesn't work there. So that's the stupid wet knee Houston.
No one called weatney Houston. Yeah. So you need to basically call inside Carl's head and figure out what's going on in there if you want to win these.
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cryptic clue
i've got snails crosshuntsants and baguettes in my palm.
Right? What's what's going on that?
No, I don't know it.
Right, there's the clue.
Say that again?
I've got snails, quacons and begets in my palm.
Ah, that's weird.
F F F. Right, F. What's the band of the artist?
The clue changes every so slightly every time. I know. Right, the next one, my Granny's is taking a penalty. She better get the ball
on the back of the net. NM. Artists or a Band. NM. That's an old artist by the way. Give it
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one, but you know, you know, it works. Wow, when he says tough, he means doesn't work.
Yes. Does not work. Repeat, this does not work. Go on. The initial of the band, it's an 80s
band, I think I've got to help him out. A, A is the initial, right? And the clue is, and where people go to relieve themselves
after looking at elephants and that, what am I? Right? So, letters A, the cryptic clue,
and where people go to relieve themselves after looking at elephants and that, what am I?
And the initial? 88291? That works. You can give us a call 0500, 28821.
I'm getting worried now because I'm getting all this.
That's really scary. We're doing about 20 minutes ago rockbusters,
special New Year's rockbusters, three clues, three bands or artists. We've had a number of
responses. It really worries me when people get this right. Well I was worried that I got it right. Well I don't know what it says about our audience. It's like why are we bothering? We may as I'll just shoot off. They'll be happy just watching the tumble dry going
rained. I know. Well, Carl, come on then. What are the clues again? Here we go. Right.
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Ferdinand? France? France? France, because it's like, oh, that's what we eat over there.
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French Food in Hand? What are they? What labour are they on?
It's just French Food and Hand, so you got that, right?
French food in the hand.
Second one was my granny's taking a penalty, right?
She better get the ball in the back of the net. Go on M MnMMMM with the back the back the back the back the back the back the back the back. What the back the back. What the back. What they they they they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they're they are they are they are on. What are on. What are on. What are on. What are on. What are they're are they're are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are. What are they are. What are they are. What are they are they are they are they are they are they are. they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are on. they are on. they are on. they are on. they are on. they are on. they are on. What they are on. What they are on. they are on. What they are on. they are they are, N, M with the initials. Try and work it out, your gram, actually nan, ball in the back of the net.
That's nanomoscore, right?
Nanomuscore, right?
Nanomuscore?
Right, nanomuscori.
Okay, I'll give you that one.
And who is it nanomuscury?
Nanomuscury? So that works and then it doesn't work, but it's close enough, it's close enough. The final one was, the initial was A, right? And the clue was, and where people go to relieve
themselves after looking at elephants and all that sort of stuff, what am I? Right?
That's a, well, Amazulu.
Amazulu?
No I got into the t-I'm a Zulu. So that works as well, right? Yeah, no.
Three good clues is always there. Well, not really. Couldn't really call them cryptic.
But we're going to do some of that we used to do on our local radio show called Rockbusters.
Sounds a bit like Blockbusters. A television program we used to be on television where they gave sort of real cryptic clues, yours aren't cryptic clues, yours are ridiculous. So explain rockbusters?
Um, give out an initial of an artist or a band, yeah.
Not a cryptic clue. It's not a cryptic clue.
Very rarely cryptic. Sometimes it works, sometimes it's nonsense, but...
Well as we once said, I think it is more accurately described a craptic clue.
Yeah. Well what am I thinking? Well are you going to give an example or we just do them?
The classic example of course for me is a woman, she's an artist, the initials are W.H.
She was wandering around in Texas. She fell over, a part of her leg, fell in a puddle, wet knee, Houston.
That is the level. That's what you're working with, people.
So it's going to give three of these. The first email that gets them all right.
The first email we get, and it's timed, isn't it, email, so we can know that gets all these clues exactly right.
Can win, what, a signed photo of Carl? Now that is exclusive. There are not very many, I don't think they even exist today, there
are no signed photos of Carl so this will be a collector's item. Right so yeah
there's three different ones when you send it in on email podcast at
Ricketts dot com just put in the subject thing like rock busters so I know what I'm looking for.
right then so thing like rockbusters so I know what I'm looking for. Right then, so three different clues for you to work on. First one... Oh shouldn't I do a jingle
for this? Okay. Oh that sounds cryptic night rocking it and rockbusters. Right, first one, the
initial the initial b right, is B. The initial B, band or artist.
So band or an artist, beginning with the letter B.
The cryptic clue, well, I don't want a house, that's that far away from the water.
I want to be right on top of it.
Right? That's the cryptic clue.
Well, I don't want a house that far away from the water.
I want to be right on top of it. B. Artist or band. Who is it? All right. Work on that one.
Second one. It's B again. B. Letter B for the band of the artist.
All right.
Cryptic clue, right? That part of my leg is English.
Yeah. That part of my leg is English. That part of my leg is English. That part of my leg is English. And then
the last one, KW, artist the band, and the cryptic clue, the fitness teacher has got a speech
impediment. What's going on there? Right, KW, the fitness teacher has got a speech impediment.
What's going on there? All right? KW. The fitness teacher has got a speech impediment. What's going on there? All right, KW, the fitness teacher, has got a speech impediment.
Work on them, right?
Sending the answers, podcast, at Rickage Vase.
And just win some...
Just sign picture on that.
All right, so last week's clues, there was three of them.
I give you initial of an artist or a band, a cryptic clue. You work it out,
you email it in, you win, a signed picture and that. First one was, well, I don't want a house
that far away from the water. I want to be right on top of it. Go on. So that was B. That's, you know,
that was B. Biance. Like, you know, that was Beyonce, Bionc.
Like, like a cryptic thing, they got that.
Second one.
I stand, Bianc.
That part of my leg is English.
The initial was B. That was Brittany.
Right?
Brittany.
Yeah, so it's like British.
So you only take, you're just taking the one half of her name, are you know? Well, she's known as that now. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I. It, I. It, I. It, I. It, I, I. It, I, I, I, I. It, I, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I that, I'm that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, it's like, that, that, that's like, like, like, like, that, I'm like, I'm like, so it's like British. Brittany. So you only take, you're just taking the one half of her name, are you know? Well she's known as that now. I
think she's known more than Brittany than Britney Spears. They don't really
call that anymore. So British isn't the same as English. Yeah I know I
realized that but it was too late. Brilliant. That's what you're up against. Just like that only wants to be a last one was the initials were KW and the clue was the fitness teacher has
got a speech impediment right so you've got to sort of think about that you've got to think
about a fitness teacher he's working out and that but yeah but when it
when it like comes to like well no you didn't say all this in their clues. But no, but it was just, that one was can you west, right?
Can you west? So I'm just saying that, you know,
why would he finish it to say can you their west?
Because he's got a speech impediment and he's been, he's been working them out, they've built up a sweat and he's like right, but even if it's not even if that is the case........ Even, even, even, th. But, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, to, to, to, to, to, to say, to, to, to, to say, to say, to say, to say, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, the the to say, the the the the the they. Why, to say, to say, to say, to, to, to, they. Why, to, to, to, to, to to, to, to to say, to say, to say, to Yeah, just kind of because they say that at the end, it's like, right, everybody's got a speech impediment, he's very, very camp and
he's adding words. Okay, but apart from that it works perfectly. So that is a bollocks,
you're an idiot. So that was the first three. Who won? So are we going to do some clues for next week? Yeah, right? Again, same sort of the same, same, same, same, same, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, the. So, the. So, to. So, to. to. to. to. to. the to. the the the the the the the the the. So, the. So, the. So, three of them email in and we'll pick one at random. First one, the initials,
RP, right? And the cryptic clue. Not cryptic, well. Steal that woman's flower. Right?
If you're going to, like, nick a... Well, no, it's different now. What is the clue?
What is the clue and stick to it?
Steal that woman's flower.
Fine. Okay.
Right, okay.
Second one.
B.
Is that the clue or the initial?
D is the initial, right?
And a cryptic clue,
keep whacking, um,
keep whacking the cucker with some with a stick. What is it? It's a band or an artist. We kept whacking, you
know, kept in the cooker with some sort of stick. What is it? Keep or kept? What is it?
What is the clue? What is the clue? What is the clue? If it's the clue? Everything.
the clue? Well, it doesn't really. Just think about whacking the cooker with a stick. Wacking the stick. the clue is. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. to whacking. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. the clue. to whacken. Wacken wha. Wacken wha. Wacken wha. Wacken wha. Wacken wha. Wacken. Wacken. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. Keep. W. W. W. W. W. K k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k kk. Kkie. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kie. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kk. Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkie. Wackwk. Wk. Kk. Wthe only... Right. Wait, wait, wait. The initial is B and
the clue is... Keep whacking the cooker with a stick. Right, fine. But it doesn't have to
be a stick though. It could be like a nine. Well, okay, then, let's do the clue again. Okay,
so the initials B, what's the clue? Keep whacking the cooker. Fine. The last one. Uh, the initial M and then the clue is Venice, it's all water in it, right?
How would you describe it, right, when...
Oh Jesus, is this the water?
Let him finish the clue!
I want to go home, I haven't slept, I just come back from Rio.
He might never finish the clue.
Oh, I'm going to be full of water, right?
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Right, no, no, if you're going to interrupt him.
What's the initial?
What's the clue?
Venice?
Hmm, it's all water.
There's hardly any land, so how would you describe it? Okay. I think that's that sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoooooooo. I. I. I. I. I'. I. Artists are a band, emailing. What?
Rockwusters?
Ah yes, the time that no one looks forward to.
She plansie now Rockwusters.
Right, so, uh,
gave you three clues last week, three cryptic clues.
Some initials of a band are an artist, you emailed in. emailed in. Rob Arden got it, right?
Oh nice work, Rob.
So well done.
The three clues, the first one was R.P. for the initials.
And the clue was steal that woman's flower.
Right?
So that was a cryptic clue.
The answer is is Robert plant.
Robber.
Robber plant.
I don't know who that is there.
There's no artist called Robert.
Robert.
Robert, no, Robert, Robert, Robert, no Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert, no.
Robert, Robert, no, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert, are you saying rubber plant? What you're saying, Carl though, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Robber, the, Robber, the, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is, is, the, the, the, is, the, the, the, the, is, is, the, the, is, is, the, is, is, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is, the, is, the, the, Robert, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, rubber, the, the,'t go what? I don't know who, I don't know.
Are you saying rubber plant?
What are you saying there, Carl, though?
The second one was, uh, the initial was B. and then that was keak in the cooker and then
that was keep whacking the cooker, right? It didn't have to be a stick, we pointed that out, just keep the tho to to the coak ccook to to the cooker cooker, the coo, the the the the the the coo, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their the their their. Whate, their, whate, what their, what their, what their, what their, what their, what their, what their, what their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their group? Beat oven? Is that the Beatles? It was the Beat oven? Classical sort of stuff, bait oven. Beat oven, it's not Beethoven. Do you understand?
The last one, the initial was M, right? I don't want to know who Robber plant is. No, no, no. It's not. the the the initial was M, right. I don't want to know who rubber plant is. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. th. th. that. tod. B. that. B. the that. that. B. that. B.. No. It's not the one in Leifzeplin, is he? So M was the
initial, the clue was Venice, it's all water in it. How would you describe it?
There's hardly any land, right? So if there's hardly any land, right?
It's more water, what sort of water would you get? And then, then, what?
Wetville?
Wetville.
No, but just like water, that in Venice, what sort of water is it?
It's sort of...
Muddy.
Um, no, not, muddy waters?
No, but how would you describe Venice? What's the, what's the, um, if there's more, if the, the, um, if the, what, what, what, what, what, the, what, the, what, the, what, what, the, what, what, what, what, the, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, the, in, in, the, the, what, what, the, what, what, what, what, what, the, the, there's more, if there's more, muddy waters. If there's more sea than land, what would you say, would you say, you probably say there's sort of more
more of it is C, more is C? More is C? More is C? More is C? So that's the answer. I don't know
who is that? Morris? Morris? Morrisy. So well that's the worst one you've ever done. It's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
More is C?
Right, if they're that shit, don't do it anymore.
This is shit, this is pathetic.
Really, it's making a little bigger moron than you are.
More is C, rubber, a plan.
They don't fucking work.
Let's do monkey news.
They're getting them right. though it's a bit of fun in it. A bit of shit. Right, the first one, the initials ND.
Right, ND. Who is it? You sing songs on that, right? ND. The clue, that Jamaican fella doesn't
want anything. So you've got to sort of imagine, oh why is it a Jamaican fella? Yeah.
Right? That Jamaican fella doesn't want anything. SecondD. Second one, the initial is E.
I ask him to pass me the ball by using their head.
Right?
It's a band of an artist again.
I ask him to pass me the ball by using their head.
And the last one, TR, the initials, T-R,
he's got the woolly ones, but I've got the ones that run and charge at you.
What forgot?
What?
He's got the woolly ones, but I've got the ones that run and charge at you, so what forgot?
And what's the?
T.R.?
T.R. for's rockbusters. Right then so
last week gave you some initials again of artists or a band, quick. Cryptic
clue and that. The first one I gave you, the initials were ND. Yeah. That Jamaican
fella, it doesn't want anything, right? So you got to think about the accent there.
Yeah. He doesn't want anything, so it's not, it's not sort of demanding anything.
Okay. No, no sort of demand. Nil demand.
Nil demand.
Nil demand.
So it's like Neil Diamond.
They'd say Neil Diamond,. Can I have some Neil Diamond?
No, right? Nil Demand.
But just now it was all to do with I've got no demands. Now it's a Jamaican person going in
and asking for Neil Diamond in a Jamaican voice.
Yeah, I know, but it's a cryptic clue, isn't it?
The second one was the initial was E. I asked him to pass me the ball. I asked him to pass to pass the ball to pass to pass the ball to pass to pass the ball to pass to pass the ball to pass to pass the ball to pass the ball to pass the ball to pass the ball the ball to pass the ball to pass the ball the ball the ball the ball to pass the ball the ball to pass to pass to pass the ball the ball to pass to pass me the ball by using their head. What do you do if you took someone a
ball?
They head it back.
They head it back.
So you'd say, edit us.
So you'd say, editors, edit us.
Editters, edit us.
Editors, editors, is it a great, editors, that's a gryciptic.
That's, that's no band called Editus. Editus? What's that? Is it a Greek band? Again, cryptic. You got a threat.
No, again, bollocks.
Then the last one, er, TR with it was the initials.
Yeah.
The cryptic clue, he's got the woolly ones, but I've got the ones that run and charge
at you. What forgot? What? What the ones that run in charge at you? Oh, they're woolly as well. No, no, no, not as woolly, the Rams. Right over there. The Ram ones, right?
Right, if you write that down. No, you're not writing it down. It's a... Ramones.
The Ramones. No, but it's so say it, isn't it's not, because it's not. No, it sort of changes But your understanding of the word cryptic is it can be anything. What am I thinking?
Cryptic?
S.C. are the initials of the artist of the band.
Go on.
The cryptic clue.
Don't stop saying cryptic because it's not.
The clue is I went into the restaurant on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and
the fellow making the food was there each time.
Right? fellow making the food was there each time, right? S-C are the initials. I went into the
restaurant on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday if you want,
Saturday and Sunday, if you want, Saturday, Saturday, if you want, Saturday, Sunday if you want.
I'm just saying he's there a lot. Oh, this is, the fellow making the food. I try to worry it up. And the second one, go into that's the S he the S he the S he the S he, S he, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the f. S, the f. S, the f. S, the f. S, the f. S, the f. S, the f. S, the f. S, the f. S, the f. S, the f. S, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the fel, the fel, the f. I try to hurry it up and the second one, go into that woman's store and rip her off,
right?
That's C.
Okay.
Go into that woman's store and rip her off.
Okay.
If you're going to do that.
Oh, don't mumble at the end of it.
Just do the clue.
And the last one, the initial E. You have had a go at laying down a track, but it ain't perfect, right? So you're sort of making a track.
No, just do the clue!
You're making a track.
What do you give us the clue?
Don't just talk around it.
Right, the initial is E.
What's the clue?
You have had a go up laying down the track, but it ain't perfect.
Fine. A music trick. Well no, no, no, no, no, no, you can't, no, these people can't ask questions.
The first one, it's a cryptic clue, just in case this is the first thing you've heard it.
It's a cryptic.
Clue with initials of an artist that are a band.
You work it out, you know, you send in the answers.
Right, the first one, the initials clue was, I went into the restaurant on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
The fellow making the food, he was there each time.
Okay.
Right? So you've got to think about it. This is what I'm saying.
Yeah. What is he? What is he? He's a cook? He's not cooking if he's making the food and that. Who's there on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? It's the same same same same same same same same same same same same, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the same, it's the same, it's the same, it's the same, it's the same, it's the same, it's the f. It's the f. the f. the f. the food, he, he, he's the f. the fe, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He, he. He. He, he. He, he, he. He's the f. He's the f. He's the f. He's the fe, the fe, the fe, the fe. He's the fe, the fe, the fe. He's the fe, the fe. He's the fe, he's the fe. He's the f what have you got there? Same cook.
Sam cook?
Sam cook.
You said same cook.
Yeah, but if I went, the way I look at it is, if I worked in a record shop, someone came
in so have you got Sam cook? I'd go, yeah, sure, it's in the jazz section or whatever.
Right, the second one.
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Shop.
Right?
If you're ripping someone off, what are you doing?
Stealing.
Another way of...
Right?
Okay.
And what, what is it?
It's a shop?
the woman.
their shop?
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The last one.
I'm stand.
You've had a go at laying down a track but it ain't perfect.
What's that?
So a track is...
What's the initial?
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could say it's a, what's another word for not perfect? It's a bit of a, it's a bit of a,
it's a bit of a, shit. A bit of a, like, that's a bit of a rough mix. It's a bit, bit of a rough mix. It's your rough mix. Your rough mix? I've never heard that
band. It's not bad. Annie Lennox, isn't it? Your rough mix? Condice Morris in London,
got them. I really don't know what to say. So a signed picture off to her. Well, I feel
embarrassed that we're still doing. Okay, this, okay. Yeah, well, we're tracking it in a bit. Should we just not. FK. Okay now. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. th. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. It's. It's Okay, this, okay. Yeah, well, we're jacking it in a bit. Should we just not?
Fak, now.
Do you know the, uh, the songs that you sing at Christmas?
That bloke who sings them is brilliant at it.
Right?
CK.
Second one.
M.G.
I told the homosexual man that the grape tree was mine. What? I told the homosexual man that the grape tree was mine.
And what's the initials? MG.
Right? Okay. A bit of an easy one.
And I ask you, if you believe in Father Christmas, right? What would you say if he asked you?
The initial is S. Is that specifically Ricky?
We might as well keep it as Ricky, yeah.
I ask you if you believe in Father Christmas, what would you say?
So have they got, is there any prior knowledge?
Do they have to guess what I'd say?
Well, it's obvious what you'd say, right?
Ah, this is so bad. It's an embarrassment. One of the most hated quizzes in the history of mankind.
Joking out you.
The people loathe it.
They're loving it.
It's the last one anyway, so just get over.
Just do the answers.
Hold on, we can't do another one though, because we can't give the answers out.
Yeah, it's just the answers for last week for people who are doing it. Okay, well small nurses. The first one that I gave
you last week was the initials was K, right? The clue was, do you know the songs that
you sing at Christmas? That bloke over there is the best that's singing them. So what's, what
the songs you do? Carol King. That works. Fair, well done. The second one, M.G.
I told the homosexual man that the great tree was mine.
Right?
Mg.
Gay.
Yeah.
Marvin, yeah.
Marvin, yeah.
That's my, my vine, that.
My vine gay?
Yeah.
And the last one? My Vine Gay? That's shocking.
It's... Well, shit. The last one the initial was S. I said, I asked you if you believe in
Father Christmas, what would you say? What's the name for Father Christmas?
Santa Claus? Right? So if I said to you do you believe in Father
Christmas you sort of go? No. Yeah, but what's his name again? Santa. Right, so what would
you do you go, oh, Santa? No, I don't. That's what you do there. You go Santa, no.
So that was, that was the last one. Well done to Bob in Yorkshire.
Got all three of them, right?
You'll get a little sign picture.
What's a rockbuster?
It's like a music quiz.
I give you some cryptic clues.
Yeah, not cryptic.
As to an artist's name.
And I give you some initials of the artist. Have you seen Blockbusters? It's that but he changed the name. Okay. Got it. Okay, I'm ready for the first one. Give us three. That's a laptop.
And the initial is A. That's quite a good one actually. That one works. I'm disappointed.
Oh, I've got no one. Oh, I've got the first letter. I've got the first point for that. I think, I've had enough time on that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one. that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one. that one. that one. that one. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th.. I think you've had enough time on that one.
Second question.
Look how round that head is.
The Spanish person is celebrating about the present he got for Jesus.
The initials there, O.M.
The Spanish people.
This is good. You've got better at these.
Have you got it?
Think about it.
The cryptic. Just think about what I'm saying, listen to the question. You know what the Spanish people are celebrating.
What do Spanish people do when they celebrate? What did he say? Well, and they've got a gift
for Jesus. Yeah. Okay. Question three. Right. Uh, you can actually see the brain kick in. You know, like like when you pull a thing on a boat boat, the the the the the the the the the the the the the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, the brain, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the brain, th. Yeah, the brain, the brain, th. Yeah, the brain, the brain, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their s. Yeah, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their kick in. You know like when you pull a thing on a boat? Yeah, yeah. He does that. He has to go, right, and then he has to, yeah, right. The Asian person's leg is a little bit angry.
H. H.T. Is a little bit angry?
T.T. Is initials. My God, I've got it. No. not all three. I've got none of them. This is really worrying.
The answer. Adele. Adel. Oh my.
The Spanish people celebrate present they got for Jesus.
O'Le only mers.
Correct.
I copied Georgie so I'm not giving myself one but I got the last one.
The Asian woman's leg is a bit angry.
Yeah.
Titi. Tini temper.
Tine temper.
Well done.
Guys, listen, well done to everybody that was involved in that incredible experience.
It's been brilliant having you here.