The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - BONUS: Songs of Phrase (Compilation)

Episode Date: January 8, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's the start of a new strand in the show, a new quiz, a new competition to replace rockbusters. Now that's quite a tall order, but what have you done? Right, like I said, right, if you've only just tuned in, what it is, I took, and I'll be taking, a well-known saying every week from the show, something that crops up a lot. Uh, first one that sprang to mind was... There's a little gay fellow standing next to me in the urinal? That's next week. Okay. This week, there's this Airy Chinese kid, right? Yeah. That's crops up quite a lot. Sweeping the nation. Right?
Starting point is 00:00:36 So what I've done, I've got five songs and I've edited them together to make that saying. You've got words words words words words words words the words the words the words the words the the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song the song. I've the song to to to to to their that's their that's their. I's that's that's that's their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I've their. I've their. I've their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I've. I've the the the the the the the the the th. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've edited them together to make that saying. You've got words from songs where any part of that sentence occurs to recreate it. Now what do they need to do? Do they need to say what the song is? Just the five songs? I mean I was going to say song and artist but if you want just the song. So five there's five things there and if someone doesn't get all five it's still worth emailing in because we might give it to the one who's got the most and then Yeah, can I suggest we go for artist rather than song only because sometimes it's quite tricky to get a song title Sometimes it's more absurd or it's not quite what you think it is so maybe artist. So maybe artist is a the things. Are you happy with that car? Are you are you are you are that? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are that? Are th th th the th th the th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th thi? Are thi? Can't thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? th th th the the the th thi? the the thi? the thi? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? Can? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th thi? I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I with an idea. I just try to make sure it's just the best it can be Carl. Yeah, no he came up with a few games shows and Steve was going now it's no good and Carl Carl said to me he said it's one of the office ever got on tele.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Yeah but well we shall see how cheapest chimps play out but frankly the fact that's the best game show ever but the fact the fact that you you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you the fact that that that that that that that that's that's that the fact the fact that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the fact the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their. their the the the the the the the the the the their. the the the their. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the like the name. I think something to do with chimps. I thought, well, I'm not sure that's the best, the best game show ever. And what was the other one you came up with? Tommy then? I think if you people will be disagreeing with him, Carl. I think people will say that cheaper chimpos could be the best game show ever. You know, when I was at school, Javace, the think people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people. People, people. People, people. People, people, people. People, people. th, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people. th. th. I. I. I. th. th. I, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people. People. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, people. I. I. I, people. I. I. I. I. I, people. I. I. I. I, people. I. I. I. I. People. People, people. People, people. People, people. People, people. People, people. People, people. People, people. People, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people who, people who, people will, people who, people who, people who, people who, people who, people will will, people who, people will, people who, people will, people who, people who, people will, people will, people who. People who. People, people, people, people, people, though one thing we may argue mate, but at least we're consistent. Rickage of Ace flipping from one side to the other, one day on Carl's side. Carl's side. When was the last time Steve wrestled you to the ground and got you in a leg clamp? No, you're right.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Never. What? Is that supposed to be a good thing? Well, did you see us? Yeah, I saw you struggling in the, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, the, in the, in, the their. their. their, their, the, the, the, the, their. their. their. their. their. the, their. the, the, their. the, their. the, their. their. their. the, the, their. the the the, the the, the the the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the. tooooomoomorrow, ta. toda. today, th. th. the. the the the the the their. were on the floor and I was squeezing him with my mighty legs, wasn't I, Kyle? It was like, I imagine that's what a crab feels like when an octopus has got it. We were playing that, weren't we? So anyway. So I'll play you this clip now, it's 10 seconds long, we'll play it a couple of times because you'll need to take it in. So here it is then, what are we saying? We're saying artists? Let's go with artists. So emailing Ricky.Juvace at XFM.co. UK. Name the five artists it has taken to make
Starting point is 00:02:52 up the saying, there's this hairy Chinese kid. Give that email address again. Ricky Dochivace at Xfm.co. There's this hairy Chinese kid. Here we go. I think you better play it once more. I've got them. I've got the one. Have you got the all? Yeah. Nice, nice work. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:03:35 I just remind you now that the prizes include a Red Dwarf DVD, Marion Jeff, the first series of that on VHS. I live for ever a Britpop CD. I live for ever a Britpop CD. I just remind you now that the prizes include a Red Dwarf DVD, Marion Jeff, the first series of that on VHS, Live Forever, Britpop CD and also the very best of Led Zeppelin. Let's play one of those actually while we're here. Brilliant rock and roll. Who is he? Who is he and what is he to you? For all others, who is he and what is he to you? We have not had any successful answers on your quiz, Carl.
Starting point is 00:04:12 We've had people who've got a maximum of four. Yeah. Yeah. Bill with us. All right. Cheers. And so I'm not talking about, I'm not talking about cheapest chimps, that... That's safe, that's going to run and run.
Starting point is 00:04:28 That's really got legs. I'm going to check the press Monday, I can only assume it's a triumph. Exactly, another Tolkien trial. Yeah. I'm going to give the prize, if you don't mind, Carl, to Karen and Jeff Gillian, because they're the only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only only thapapapapapap an th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. That, th. That, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.. That's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr, thri. That's, thri. That's, toooooooooooooooom. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,the only one that got, they were the only couple that got the second answer which was very very but they got four today. But they only got four right. The four is the top answer so should we give the answer now? So play it Carl and then tell us who each one is.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Right. All right. Right. So the first one the you go. I didn't know the second one. There's the very Chinese kid. So the truth was the Lars is the best set. That's George Harrison? No? That's me the baby. And that's Deacon Blue. Right, so it was it was the Lars. Yeah. What's the second one? Strokes. That was very tricky. That is hard. George Harrison for Airy, that's all I could get.
Starting point is 00:05:26 It was Ari. That Ari, Christian, yeah. No. Chinese, Phil Bailey. Chinese war, it is. Yeah. And Deacon Blue. There's this hairy Chinese kid.
Starting point is 00:05:35 There's this hairy Chinese kid. Very, very hard. I love the fact that that, like the normal bit is like the well-known phrase, there's this hairy Chinese kid. Yeah, exactly. Like, nothing happened there, that's normal. There's this hairy Chinese kid. As a phrase that offers, in fact, you're right, we must have said that phrase 20 times. What, when was the last time that was said 20 times? Never I think it's ever been said thaken said, their said, tied, tied, tied, toded, tied, tod's ever been said anyway. There's this airy Chinese kid. I mean, even in China. I don't think it's that way it's very bad. Definitely not said in China.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Uh, so on a phrase. Uh, what it is. Songs a phrase. Go on. We took a phrase from the show last week. It was, there's this early Chinese kid, twix. Sure. How long is that? No, you'll never see an old man eating a twix. You'll never see an old man eating a twix. It's not as many as you think no. It's not that many. Well first of all anyway don't worry about that. I think there's about five I think I'm gonna make. It's not as many. Well first thi. thi's about th. th. th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's their thi' their thi' thi' their thi' thi' thi' thi' their their thi' their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we leave them alone to do this? I don't understand. I mean it's like, I tell you what, we were flying them. Six different songs. Six different songs. Six different songs. That's a lot to get Carl. But what happened is I couldn't find a song with Twick so we've changed the chocolate. Oh this is ravaged. We're not doing it. We're not doing it. No you're not doing it. No you've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Six. Six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. Six. th. Six. th. Six. Six. th. Six. Six. th. Six. th. Six. Six. th. Six, th. Six, th. Six, th. Six, th. Six, th. Six, th. Six, th. th. Six, th. th. th. th. th. Six different. th. Six, th. Six, th. Six different. Six different. Six, th. Six, th. Six different. Do a next way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing it. So what? You're right. He's got to do it right. There's too many, we've said too many. It's
Starting point is 00:07:10 not, it's changed the thing. It's not one of the face. It's ridiculous. Rick, if only his parents had spoken like that to him, sometimes in the past. You know, you're not doing it, Steve. What do you think? I'll tell you, we've got the prizes, but I'm not even going to bother giving, I'm not even going to their own homeless. Absolutely. There's troubles in the world and I'm not going to let you faff around doing nonsense like that. It's ridiculous. Carl. The big question as we know, as we know, as we know, as we know, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to is is to is to is to is to is to is to is their is to is to is to is. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. to is. to is. to is. to is. to is, right, to is to is, to is to is, to is to is, to is to is to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to the to the the phrase or not. Rick, I should tell you now, there has been a flood of... Oh no, there hasn't. Sorry, I was thinking there's been a flood of emails, but it was people agreeing with you, Rick. I know, I know Tony Blair has been trying to get through. Yeah, exactly. No, just checking the emails, no there's absolutely nothing supporting you, Paul. So no one there, I I I I I I I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I there, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, there, there, there, there's there's there's there there there there there there there there has there has there has there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there. There has there, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There, no, no. There, no, no, no. There, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothe emails, no, there's absolutely nothing supporting you, Carl. So no one gives a side either way about...
Starting point is 00:08:05 No, no, that's not fair, there were a couple of phone calls, weren't there? One was the guy saying you should out. I think the other one was you, Carl, was it phoning from the kitchen? Can we do it? Can we do it? Right? If you don't like it, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, to, the, to, the, the, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, the, the, the, to. I. I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. too. too. too. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the. I. I was. I was. I do. You chose one where you have to have 10 words and 6 songs to choose. You haven't got twiks. I don't know what you've substituted twiks for. I don't know. I don't know what you've substituted twiks for. Because you can't. No, I can't.
Starting point is 00:08:40 I can't because people have to listen to it and work out. All right, let's just hear it. No, no, no, no, no. They know what they have to know what the word is, they have to tell what the song is or the artist. I prefer just to play it. No, you've got to tell them what is, because they might not even know what turn them up. Right, okay I put the airpun to go on then. Okay, so right, hang on, the phrase originally was... Is you never see an old man eating a twix. Right, and we're trying to identify the, well, a number of songs which you've used to make up that phrase.
Starting point is 00:09:15 And you email in, Xfm. the th. It's so complicated. This is so complicated. Right here we go. I'm back from by the email address. I couldn't figure out. XFM.co.uk.Rk.Riki. Right. And there's some link on there is there that... Yeah, that you just press and it comes through, listen. Right, here we go then, right. Right, here then, right. Oh, I missed a little bit at the end. Let's hear it again. Let's see it again. Let's see it again.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Let's see it again. Oh man, oh man, today. Oh God. Okay. So we'd say the prizes, Steve. Oh, God. Okay. So we'd say the prizes, Steve. Right, so how many songs were there?
Starting point is 00:10:24 I think there was six. You think there was six. And you'll never see an old man eat. Oh, it might be five. Five or six. Anyway, one email in the answers and how many there were. And you might be in with a chance of winning. On DVD, the original series of Citizen Smith with Robert Lindsay, it was good. Paul Whitehouse's Happiness, the first series of that on DVD. We've also got a couple of CDs here. The Best of
Starting point is 00:10:52 Britpop Live Forever, Oasis Blur, Radiohead and all the rest of them on there. Supergrass is current album as well. I think it's the current album, yeah, yeah, and less convinced by this one. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi, th. th. their, thi. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, their, Paul, Paul, their, Paul. Paul. I's, their, Paul. I's, Paul. I's, their, Paul. I's, their, Paul. I's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. Paul, their. Paul, their. Paul, their. Paul, their. Paul, their. Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, their. If I tell you that some of the artists include Delametry and Deacon Blue then I know you'll be rushing out later Rick to buy this Scotland Rocks a compilation of... Is wet wet wet on there? Let's see the West... What about bits? Let me see I'm not going I tell you it doesn't I mean we've got gun on there? Oh baby lately. As Aztec Camera, big country obviously. Procama is not on there. Wait a minute, wait a minute, where's Run Rick? There they are. And obviously Rafferty, Baker Street, do-doo, do-doodl-loo. Brilliant. So that's definitely worth entering for surely.
Starting point is 00:11:38 So XFM.P. UK, for slash Ricky. Play it one more time. Yeah. Just, alright. Class. Pure class. Well done. All right. All right. Yeah. All right. Yeah. All right. later today. Brilliant. Right, now listen, so that's that done. Yeah. We've done that as well. Yeah. We're running out of time. We've got like five minutes left. Winner for Songs of Phrase. Give us the answers. Right. We did this at the start. We haven't even got time for the film thing today. But, we'll do that next week.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Songs a Phrase, it was a phrase, you never see an old man eating a twips. I love the fact that we go we haven't got time, like it's we've had such important stuff and it's been so jam-packed and interesting, not that it's been drivel with gaps we could have filled much better. Yeah don't look at it like that like, with his film quiz. Come on. So songs a phrase, you never see an old man eating a twix. We had to get change it to Mars Bar. Here's what we had. Jerry and the pacemakers. Echo and the beach boys finished that one was what do you mean? Who's the winner? Oh it doesn't matter. You got to give the answer who was that one you didn't know what was hers? He was New Young. Jim Crochet is it? Oh yeah, what do you mean? Jim Crochet? Oh yeah. Jim Crochet? Oh the to' one river? Oh man river? Jim Crochet sang Old Man River. I don't think so. What was it? Who cares? Well people, I can't believe this. Oh man River, it was.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Let's give the prize to... Jim Crochet wouldn't have sung Old Man River. Let's give the prize to Mitchell Sterling. Um, who has got some of the answers right. On XFM, 104.9. How will we be playing that great quiz again next week? This week we're, do you remember the story about my auntie having win for five minutes? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Was it your anti Nora? She was on a lot of medication and stuff, and I think that's a side effect that comes with it. So, yeah, she had wind for five minutes, I thought we'd dig that one out, classic line, me ante had win for five minutes.
Starting point is 00:14:13 So I've got loads of songs here. And what is that? Me, Auntie, add, wind, seven tracks. Oh, that's tricky. Why do you learn? Okay, so you need to to to to to identify to identify to identify to identify to identify to identify to identify to identify to identify to identify, to identify, to identify, to identify, to identify, to identify, to identify, to identify, to identify, to identify, to identify, if to identify, if to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha, tha, tha. I. I. I. I. I'm. thea. theateateate. theat. thooooooooooooo. tha. toooo. tha. tha. tha. That's tricky. Why do you learn? Okay, so you need to identify if you can be bothered the artists? That's what we're up, isn't it? All right. Okay, let's go out. Come to fight and see him.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Win for fun. Just remember as many as you can get because the winner will probably be, you know, gets five or something so don't worry if you, there's a couple you can't get because you could still probably win. Go on. Here we go to XFM.C. I can just send them through there and that. It's good. Can I just, what's the email address?
Starting point is 00:14:59 Well if they go to XFM. . address. Well if they go to XFM.co. UK forward slash Ricky, they can just send them through there and that. They can send them through that way. Which of these is the prize bag? Yeah, don't we get a mixed up? That's the one is it, Carl? All right, so let's see what hot treats you could win. As I get them except one. Right, let me see what we've got here. Oh, once again, Carl, you excelled yourself with an arbitrary collection of DVD. Just hanging around, were they? Just hanging around. Again, I'm always interested to know which of our XFM listeners has tastes as broad as this.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Go on. We've got the recent BBC adaptation of the Hound of the Baskerville. So they didn't. Okay, very nice. We've got, what's this? Is this the... This is something involving Air, the band Air. I think it's a single at best. This is probably worth having this. car that's not bad an XFM mouse map there is common as muck.
Starting point is 00:16:05 You can't give away that mouse mat. It's a piece of foam. Now I was going to dismiss the oddball sci-fi movie KPax featuring Kevin Space and Jeff Bridges. But Carl is it signed by Kevin Spacey? Yeah, it's an actual... so win that and put on eBay for £4.50. And uh... Man Alive. What is that? Just look at their faces. Oh, no, Carl!
Starting point is 00:16:29 Don't give that. No one wants that, unless it's ironic. Series 1 and 2 on DVD of Popular Northern-based sitcom Bread. Buy it, sell it, the game's getting hard. Because someone's dealing you a losing card. They all had a go go all the actors have a line on that song. Play the clips again. Play the clips again I really want to win it now.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Here we go. I can't believe this hasn't been done before. I can't believe this hasn't been done before. The emails I should point out aren't flooding in. Nobody always takes time when they go through the website. Does it? Yeah. So they'll be arriving in a bit. Do you want to play it once more for those that just joined us? All right then. My auntie had winned for five minutes? Brilliant. Genius. Right I'm gonna play this thing again because it is a a bit slow today at email. Oh because it's too hard. It's not too hard. There's just their. There's just their. their. their. their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're just just just just just clips their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their th. th. their th. their their their their their their th. their their their their they're th. they're they're their th. th going to play this thing again because it is a bit slow today the email. Oh, because it's too hard. It's not too hard.
Starting point is 00:17:26 There's just clips of songs. What are the artists? Email in. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. XFm.
Starting point is 00:17:35 K. K. He's getting annoyed! Oh! Remember, I think Kevin Spacey and the signed KPax DVD is probably the only incentive to try and have a go with that one. Just think you could win by getting one of them? Exactly. They're coming in now, okay. This is electronic.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Right, let's get the answer to this, get it's going to set the way. Songs a phrase. that's cropped up on the the their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thanks. thoom. thoom. thanks. thanks. thanks. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho. tho. tho. thoom. thoom. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's the thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's t. It's together. It's together. together. together. together. thooooooooooooooooooo. It's the you just tuned in, it's a new feature we've been doing. We take songs and the chop them up and that. And it's a phrase that's cropped up on the show a few times. This week we were going back to the classic, me ante had win for five minutes. It's going back to the classic. And let's have a... Let's have a listen. Right so what you have there is you had the knack with my my my shorona uh anti was some mountain track what you don't even know what it was um anti everything I think it's called some album track right then you
Starting point is 00:18:40 add bill medley jinnifer warns I have had the time of my life. You add Bob Dylan. Idiot Wind. Idiot wind. How blowing the wind was it? What was after that? Four was four? Four was four, four, three, two, one. Four, four, six, eight, motorway.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Two, four, four, six, eight. to a minute. A. from Manfid Man, 54321. We wrapped it up with a bit of 5 star for a minute, something about... Can't wait. Yeah, I can't wait another minute. So they're the answers. We're looking for someone who, I don't think we got anyone who had them all right. Nobody got all seven, although in your little answer list then, you only listed six because you got, your numbers went out of sync in your own brain. Well once again smooth I tell you what car why do you next week at least write down the answers for yourself don't need to well you clearly do because you
Starting point is 00:19:31 don't need to you prove that you do yeah yeah what's the phrase where remember the story told you ages ago about about my neighbor having a horse in the house oh yeah having a horse yeah what's what's the that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they their they they their their their their they their they they they they toy is toy is toy is toy is toy is toy is toy is toy is toy is toy is toy is toy is toy is toy is their their their their their their told you ages ago about my neighbour having a horse in the house. Oh yeah. Having a horse, yeah, what's happened with that? Lenny Henry doing it as a series. So, uh, people are nicking your ideas left, right and centre? Well, that's the phrase we'll be using anyway.
Starting point is 00:19:56 What? My neighbor had horse in her house. How many words is that? Six. My neighbor had... so there's no grammar either. My neighbor had a horse in the house. My neighbor had aorse in the house. What is the phrase? My neighbor had a horse in her house. Ad... Is there any prepositions? Are there any prepositions in this sentence? Look, don't judge it beforehand, you see I'm turning over a new leaf. I think this is a great idea. I thin thi thi thi' th, my th, my th, my th, my th, my th, my th, my th, my the th, my the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the n' the n' theanor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my neighbor, my n' th' th' th' th' th' tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- the the, my the, my the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thithere any prepositions in this sentence?
Starting point is 00:20:25 Look, don't judge it beforehand. You see I'm turning over a new leaf. I think this is a great idea, I think Carl's a genius and I look forward to hearing this enormous. Yeah, okay. And I won't be sick on your leg or squeeze your head or make you jump when you're making the cup of tea. What we got then? That's that's the city that's that's that's that's the silly that's the silly the silly silly silly silly that's the silly the silly silly silly silly silly that's the silly the silly silly silly silly silly silly silly that's the silly the silly the silly that's the silly is that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the silly's the silly side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side. That's that's that's that's that's side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side side. That's the song. That's the let's really do that. On to the classy stuff. Yeah. Do you want to do the prizes first? Right, Nodem, right. Here they are.
Starting point is 00:20:49 I haven't seen these, but I'm excited as ever. All right, we have a t-shirt there. All right, we have a t-sk-t-skit that you have probably stolen, probably the-a-a-the-thea-thee-thee-shirt there. Oh, do-doo, on DVD list. Should you be giving this away? This looks like it's the film Don't Say a Word. Yeah. And it's, it doesn't have all the proper packaging. It's literally the disc, the DVD disc, just loose.
Starting point is 00:21:16 So enjoy that. The current album from Oasis, the complete series, the David Attenborough recent DVD DVD DVD that. Walking with Cavemen which I think is a DVD is currently on TV isn't it? Well there there go. Not bad. Also the X list which is a good new compilation, double CD compilation from XFM with loads of stuff on there including nerd, Snoop Doggy Doggy, athlete all sorts. Go on then. So not bad actually. Nice one. So yeah. So, the the the the the th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the thi. thi. the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. th point or said a lot on the show we've had like hairy Chinese kid. We went back to my mom had win for five minutes and that. Today we're looking at my neighbor had a horse in a house. Right? If you remember we were talking about that probably about a year and a half ago. Yeah of course people, of course we've
Starting point is 00:22:00 they've been talking about ever since Carl I imagine. Well it's famous, it's a world famous phrase, my neighbour had a horse in her house. Right, so this week's song's a phrase and what I've done is I've got songs with those words in that make up that sentence. You got emailing in Ricky. Dovey so XFN. Code at UK. There's six different songs, right? You're emailing in horse. you email them with what... I don't know there is six. Me Neighbor add horse in house. Is it really that sentence? My neighbor had a horse in a house. It does work, honestly it works. Yeah, okay don't bother explaining it just play it. So here is the, here it is. We just gave you a name, head Ours in a house. Right? What in, God's name was that?
Starting point is 00:22:47 Name the six songs. Name my head doors in a house. Where? Are we naming the artists? So the songs? A artist. Anyone who gets anything can get a prize, geez. What's more, Carl? Artists, here we go.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Name my head, doors, the house. That's tricky go. My paper, head balls, oh, house. That's tricky, Carl. That's very hard. And once more? My name, my head bones in a house. Email in, Ricky, dot, Jovee, at XFM. I'll give it... I'll give it... Another let down. It's brilliant this. How can you just say that after I've just been stuffing grapes in your face. Well, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th. That, th It's brilliant this. How can you just say that after I've just been stuffing grapes in my face and that?
Starting point is 00:23:25 Well in fact, you found, you didn't get one burger in, right, even when you try to drop it up, there's three, right? So that's it, Steve, out of the goodness of his heart, went to McDonald's, okay? I've got some grapes, at 62. That's got nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that eating grapes. So this is a different thing, forget that. Here's a clip again, there's a clip. Yeah, well this is, this has been dreadful that, this thing. We started off while with him trying to put forth burgers in his mouth and then he'd come up with this tap. I mean this is the
Starting point is 00:24:07 end of this because it's that? I was disappointed when I was choking before. We were disappointed as well. Yeah, you didn't try with the grapes. You were just like chewing on that. You meant to just throw them in and swallow them. Songs a phrase, it was six songs. It sounded like that. Boyd, what are they? Just give you answers. Six songs there. We had Lionel Ritchie My Destiny for My. Tricky. Neighbor. My neighbour was Space.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Space, neighbourhood. Had. Ariconic Junior. Had to be you. Right. The neighbor had a horse. Horse. Right. The neighbour had a horse, America. America, yeah. In was Lisa Stansfield with, uh...
Starting point is 00:25:10 Pathetic? In all the right places. Oh, pathetic. Did anyone get that? No one got that. So that was pointless. All right, well, the most anyone got was three, and so we're going to give it to Deborah. OK, prizes to give away this week.
Starting point is 00:25:23 You've excelled yourself again, th again, th again, th again, th again, th again, thoed thoed thoed th give it to Deborah. Prices to give away this week. You've excelled yourself again. We've got once again Scotland Rocks, the very best of Scottish music, Texas, Deacon, Deaken, the very best of Scottish music, Texas, Deak and Deacon, the Rijs, Deak and Blue and the Tresi. And the Rue, and the Rueckle and Rekies are there, and they're they they thinininin, and thian. I don't know. The Rizzillos as well. Oh, brilliant. Brilliant. That is great. So I look forward to that. Is Lulu on there or not? Is she not on there? Oh, she's not on there.
Starting point is 00:25:49 But the Wet and the Wet on there? Fairground attraction. Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant. It's a brilliant. What's this? This is another arbitrary compilation called Strange and Beautiful. The X-Lisd album which is quite good. The new album by the White Stripes. The DVD Walking with Cave Men, that TV the show that's on. On VHS. It's still got the price on there. On VHS in case you haven't seen it, Fight Club and the best-selling book from Michael Moore's
Starting point is 00:26:16 stupid White Men. So it actually some quite good prizes there. competition. Right, songs of phrase, it's where I get a line that sort of is said a lot on the show or has been said quite a lot on the show. Yeah, it's the one stop squeezing me out. No, oh, I could have done that. Yeah, but what we're doing is my favourite film. the elephant man's my favourite film. It is as well, the elephant man's my favourite film. I know. Why is that again? Why is that again? What is that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the phrase that we're looking at today. The elephant man's my favorite film. It is as well, it's his favorite film. I know, I know. Why is that again? So it's funny and sad and it's you know exactly what you're going to get? Yeah. They promise you an elephant man is exactly what you get. Yeah. It's good. Have you seen it's good at it? It's good at the beginning of the elephant? Think of that, having that as your favourite film, of all the hundreds of amazing films. I mean, I mean, it's a good film and it's a moving film, but I can't imagine the film I would watch endlessly again and again.
Starting point is 00:27:13 I don't care about a bloat with an elephant's is. Well, I mean, he speaks like one. And what does it help? He looks like one. Yeah, yeah. But it was a bit unfair because they never let him look in a mirror because he's a bit odd looking and it upset him. Yeah. So his air was always a mess. And that made him look today. Do you know, my friend introduced me to that film, and if you remember at the beginning
Starting point is 00:27:48 there's a big montage because he is working in a zoo, isn't he? Or he's been kept in a zoo, and there's a sequence of elephants, and there's a sequence, I think, actual elephants, kind of a thrownean't, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it's, and it, and it's, it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, and it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if. And it's, if. theymea. theymea. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. If. their. If, if, if, if, if, if..... And, if, if, if, if, if, if.......... And, if, if, if, if... And, if. And, if. And, if. And, if. And, if. And, if. the. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. the the th. to. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th th th? Well, my friend said to me, when we watch this, he said, what happens is, he gets trampled on by some elephants and that's what makes him look like an elephant. And I went, right, and I watched it, I thought, that's not the case. And I tried to explain it to him. To this day he still convinced that the elephant. It's like a, it's like a spider, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th. It's, it, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. I. I, that, that, th. And, th. And, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, right, right, right, right, right, right. And, right, right. And, right, right, right. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. 'am who got... He never forgets. Be careful. His man what? Wasn't it his ma'am who was pregnant and then they ran over her and... No, I don't think so. That's the impression I got from it. You are joking, aren't you? No. I thought, I honestly, anyway, right? So the phrase is my favorite films, the elephant. Oh, well, why don't the thoom. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. th. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't th. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn. Wasn. Wasn. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Wasn. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. Wasn't. Wasn't. Wasn well, right? There's five songs make up that sentence.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Yep, right this week. Have a listen, see if you can work out the songs, email in, Ricky. DuVace at XFM. dot at UK, right? And you win all that stuff, Steve just said. So, uh, right, here we go on. The elephant man is my favourite town. That was mostly done. Genius. Let's hear it again.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Here's it the the the the the thrown. Five songs there. The elephant man is my favourite film. Well I thought we'd make it a bit easier. Just one more. It's not so hard this moviephant Man is my favourite film. Well, I thought we'd make it a bit easier. Make it a bit easier for us. Just one more.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Maybe the Elephant Man is my favourite town. Email over Ricky D'Javays at XFM.co. Brilliant. We got the result of the quiz, Carl? Yeah. I'll just play it one more time. It was songs of phrase. Is this the last time we're doing this? I thought it worked better this week because it was actually doable. Yeah. That makes a difference, Carl? We haven't done Carl's an idiot, yeah? Carl, you're an idiot, have we? Oh, that's a you come back. All right, well the five songs that made up this little thing here was Mysteries Beautiful Blues, Eels, Innocent Man, Billy Joel, you're my favorite waste of time I win Paul. Boeem Rhapsody, Queen, girls on film Durandaran, it sounded like this.
Starting point is 00:30:16 The Elephant Man is my favorite film. The Elephant Man is my favorite film. The Elephant Man is my favourite film. Yeah, I think, um, this is my favourite film. Hang on, was Bohemie Rapstein? Yeah, it is. Is this the story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we're going to give that to Pyle.
Starting point is 00:30:35 He's just called himself Pyle. Uh, good work Pyl. What's happened to Anders? I was just going to say, actually, we've not had correspondence from Richard Dicky Anders for some time. The Dick Meister, Dick Meister General is naughty, naughty, insulting ways. Yeah, Anderson used to email regularly. Anders, get on your computer! Get in touch, mate. What do you think of it?
Starting point is 00:30:53 Hold on, though, to be fair, he all those goodies, including Scottish Rock, but we don't have your address, so email in your address. Songs of Phrase. It's the mighty return of Songs of Phrase. No one has requested that. It's not due to public opinion. A lot of people have requested some swearing. They have indeed. We have a the the the the the the the the the thoe tholly tholly tholly tholly tholly tholly tholly tholly thozyl. thozyl. thozyl. thozyl. thozyl. thozyl. thozyl. thoes. tho. tho. thozyl. thozyl. to to to to to to too. too. Wea. Wea. Wea. We'll tooes. We'll tooes. We'll tooes. We'll tooes. We'll to. We'll to to to to tol. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll th. We'll tho. We'll tho. We'll tho. I'll tho. I'll to. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. together. together. together. together. together. to. to. too. to. to. We'll. We'll. We'll. swearing. They have indeed. We have a lot of emails for that. But go on, Carl.
Starting point is 00:31:25 And remind us again what exactly songs are phrases and what we should care? It's just a phrase that we take from the show, make up by taking words out of a song, edited together, al together. Right? The phrase that we're doing is no more cheeky freak of the week. No more cheeky freak. . Right so that's nine on impossible play again you got emailing with all the songs that you can hear there right there's think it's five songs and we just want the names of the songs yeah i'll do
Starting point is 00:31:54 okay alright do you just see it again no more ticky poppery all right yeah yeah it is good yeah it is good it is good it's probably one of the best you've done it's very tricky though there's a I mean that's not too too too to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. the to the to to to to to to to of the best you've done. It's very tricky though. I mean... That's not too tricky. Play it again. No more thinking recovery. How many of you got, do you think, Rick? Just... Well, I've noticed the same person singing twice. Is that right? Is that right? And I know one track straight away from the word. Can I just say I do think naming the songs is a bit tricky.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Let's just name the artists. Is that right? What's the artist? Just the artists has changed the rules. Before we play it again, just let's play it again, just let's play it the prize is are. We've got on DVD later with Jules Hologna DVDs or with movie piano over the top. Let's hope so. I can't wait. Do some air chanity on the stereophonics. We've got Sonic Youth, Ash, Hole, Queensland Stoneh Food Fighters, quite good.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Once again, Cruz of the Gods on DVD, starring Rob Ryden and Steve Kugin. That was on it, it's not bad. It's not the same one. They haven't been sending that back back back back back back back. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. We. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. We. We. We've. We've. to. to. to. to. the the to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. the. thean. thean. thean. thean.. thean... th. thean.. thean.. of Melcy, Cliff Richard and the Hollies on there. Brilliant. Excellent. The best chill out of Malvere. We've got the Beach Boys on there. Obviously, because Sello Pink Floyd Colplow, that's not bad. And this is the one that's most interesting, I think the American song, I think,
Starting point is 00:33:11 a poem, I thrown, the American, the American, the American, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is, is, is, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, is, is, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and or lyrics that you'd written at home and they would send it to music and record it for you. And this is a compilation of them. So obviously there's some quite idiosyncratic and odd little things on there. I think it's probably worth to listen. So not bad prizes at todayarls, Carl. Let's play it again. No more changing weathefreyfaxexxfam.co.co.uk, once more, Carl? Once more, Carl? No more taking recovery.
Starting point is 00:33:48 See, that's great. Yeah, not bad at all. Rick, I can tell you now that the answers to songs of phrase are quite literally dribbling in. I think there's two, maybe three answers so far. So, very excited about that. So, who's the winner?? the winner? the winner? the winner? the winner? the winner? the the the answer the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. the answer. th. thi. than an answer. thananananananananananananan. thanananan. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, no. to, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No there's two maybe three answers so far so we're very excited about that. So who's the winner? Answers, well let's give us the answers first. Right, well it's not Rockbus. It's not Rockbus, I'm calling it Rockbus just because I... Wait, it's all weird.
Starting point is 00:34:16 No more chicky crepe of me. All right Paul McCartney, Chicky Girls, Sugar Babes. Okay. Brilliant. You've really, I mean if th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, th. th, let's, let's, let's th, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, the. the. the the the. the the. the the an the an the an answer the an answer the an answer the an answer the. the. Sugar Babes, Space and Beatles. Okay. Brilliant. You've really, I mean if you're not interested in it, Carl. Seriously, mate. Anyway, we're going to give the prizes, which are pretty good this week to James Waters from Colchester. Well, we've got songs of phrase, then. Okay, let's just remind us again what exactly songs of phrases because I know a lot of people that put it out of their mind week by week.
Starting point is 00:34:46 It's a phrase that's, you know, been said on the show a few times that night. I mean you remember classics like, what was what was? We had hairy Chinese kid. Stop squeezing me head. Carl you're an idiot. You know, some classic phrases. And so you use various old-time songs and you put them all together and that spells out the phrase. Before we play that, let me tell you now, you can win, look forward to this. What's this? The new album from the Star Spangles,
Starting point is 00:35:15 that's called Bazooker. Never heard. Never heard. Oh, was it? Oh, when's it? Never heard. The best summer holiday album in the world ever. We've got the treats on there include the fast food rockers and Lance Ketchup. Yeah, I'm waiting for their second single because I don't know what that's going to be about. Sure. Is it going to be more fast food? Maybe like Prattie Manja. Yeah, lovely. This is very good. Yeah, the two disc set, the best of David Bowie is the best of them. Still don't know how they spin that over three seasons. No idea. I don't know about his one. Yeah. We mentioned it last week the American Song Pime Anthology.
Starting point is 00:35:50 That's kind of a cucky collection of songs. And we've also got a couple of DVDs here. Stephen King's Rose Red, I've never heard of it. Straight to video. Yeah, made for television. Yeah, yeah. And we'll never never the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I I I the the the the the th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. I. It's, th. It's, th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It........................................................................................................................levision. Yeah, yeah. We'll never be seen at the cinema. And I know, I'm sure there's a lot of nerdlingers listening, so they will be loving Richard Dean Anderson in Stargate S.G.1. Free Insight, there's a collector's card, plus you can win some exclusive memorabilia. So I think a pair of... Right, all you've got to do is listen to these like 13 songs probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably probably different songs, right? Wow, just get the most you can, just get the rough, artist or song it do, right? And the phrase is about my dad knicking from telephone boxes, right? You've got to give him a clue, because they've got to get, they've got to know what they're listening for.
Starting point is 00:36:37 It's hard enough when you know. Dad is never going to stop robbing from telephone box is that it? So what are these what are these songs then? It doesn't matter that some people don't know what that's about did they? Doesn't matter? No they're not well that... Well you're a friend as a thief. Email only Ricky.J.J-F-Fam dot-Coh-F-Sk let's hear it. Let's hear it. All right. Daddy never gonna stop from telephone. All right. Also not grammatically correct. So it's, Daddy, never gonna stop, Robin from telephone box.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Rubbish. Unbelievable. I think we just need the song. That's what we're after. Yeah, just the songs. Right. Daddy, never from telephone. Just again?
Starting point is 00:37:34 Well, it's a desperate feature, in it. It really is awful. See Rick if we took more of an interest in this show, we'd have come in, listen to that and they're not going to pay it. We'd have said no way we do that. We've got a reputation. We've won awards. We're not putting that tat out. Yeah, no. You know, that's what that's what we're just giving the listener what they used to. So I think more full them for listening. Ricky.Juvasexfm.co.uk.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Now then, we were playing earlier songs of phrase. We have had, I mean, the answers, I could literally count on the fingers of one hand. Now the right answer is even less so. But do you want to play it once more, Carl? Oh God. Daddy, I'm from... From... There's seven songs in there. Right. Read them out.
Starting point is 00:38:35 What are they? It was, uh... Oh, have you got a written down? I can remember him. Daddy, cool. Bonie. Uh, never gonna... Give you up up Rick Ashley. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:47 Right and down! Stop, Sam Brown. Right. Robin was Miss Robinson by Salmon and Garfunkel. Mrs Robinson. Yeah, hang on it. That's not Robin. From, from Russia we love, Matt Monroe. Telephone.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Telephone hanging on the telephone, Blondie. And then box. Living in a box. By living in a box. Well, listen, no, I don't think anyone got them all right. If you did get them all right, I'm sorry, but I gave up checking the emails a long time ago. So I'm going to give it to to to to to to mi to to miii to to to to to to mii to to to Flower because she got a few of them, right? Okay, so quiz time.
Starting point is 00:39:26 I know everyone's been looking forward to this. Which quiz is it this week? Well, we're going to play along because he's done songs of phrase where he cuts up bits and pieces from records. You have to guess the title or the artist and makes a well known phrase, the phrase, i. I hear a phrase that we've said a lot under the challenges that me and Steve have got to try and work out what it is as well before we tell we will tell you the phrase but let me just see if I can guess play it.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Play it. Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why don't they play the game of swing ball. Right, I know what that is. Why don't they play the game of swing ball. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' tho me tho me tho tho tho that' that' that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thae. thae. thae. thae. tell. tell. thae. tell. tell. tell. the tell. tell. the. tell. tell. tell can you play it one today for me? I know what that is. Right, it's why don't they play the game of swingball? Because that's what he said when he turned on and saw people in wheelchairs playing tennis. And his point was, Tell you why, tell me why, tell me what. Don't they play the game of swing ball- That is so naughty. This show's been a bit naughty I think. I don't know what's happened to us. I think it's like sort of end of term sort of madness but I think we've got a calm down here. It was a bit naughty there. We've said, you know, bloke with two dicks. We said Chinese
Starting point is 00:40:38 people don't talk properly, which is a little bit offensive. Yeah. You I mean, Carl? Well, they don't know. Right, okay, let's leave it now. Okay, stop there, Carl. Carl does not necessarily reflect the opinions of XFM or any other human being. If you think that me and Steve have me being offensive, we are strongly behind the guys of irony, satire and ignorance. Carl only has ignorance and hate. No, no, no, but as long as you say something good about someone, you can also say something bad about it. How does that work? Go on and give us an example. Well, Chinese, yeah, great people, great people, right? Good. That's the women, really good looking as younger people.
Starting point is 00:41:22 No! What are you doing? I'm just saying, as long as you, you know what I mean? There's good and bad and everything. For everyone's like? Yeah, they don't age well. Fff! What do you mean? The fellow in Karatekig, the teacher was only about 36.
Starting point is 00:41:40 We started this. Oh. Fact. So song displays, emailing, Ricky. Jove, X and M. Not Cutter at UK. Right? I have to say, Carl. This is very tricky this week. You've got some very obscure sounding songs there. Yeah, just all we want is the artists. I think just the song, Carme. I think that's harder. I think that's harder. the artists. Okay so these th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So, the th. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. So, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. to. th. So, th. So, the. So, the. So,'s hard. Yeah, the artist. Just the artist. Okay, so these are the prizes this week. Let's play it again so they can hear it. Try and work out all the different artists. Yeah, why don't they play the game of swing ball? The game of swing ball?
Starting point is 00:42:14 Right? Tell you why, tell me, why? That's tricky. It is tricky. That is good. But there are some great prizes, including Carl, I can't help but notice. Torn from the current, well I think today's issue of the Daily Mirror. It's a free CD from the Daily Mirror. Which you can buy it, it's been 30 P on the Mirror. You can get this anyway. But it's still in the piece of plastic that. I love it. It's still in the piece. Ittreats. Oh you'll be loving getting that through the door. So there's a the jingly jangly sound of summer good vibes a two CD set featuring music from crowded house RIM Simon and Garfung in the beach. I'll tell you what I've got the thought of another game we can put Carl's into the theory I can I can tell th I can't I can't I can't th I can't th I can't th I can't th I can th I can th I can tel tel the tel the I can tel tel the I can tell the I can the I can to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. thin. I the. I the. I thin. I the. I the. I the. the. things. thin. the. the. the. I can't. I can't thin. I th a person or you know a people or a place right or a profession and he's got to come up with a good and bad.
Starting point is 00:43:11 A good and bad thing. This is, it is dicing with death. Are we ready to do this? Well listen if we're quitting in the next couple of weeks then who cares? Okay. Good and we're on the prizes here. All right, okay. So now 55. I know there's a there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's a there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot there's a lot th. I th. I's a lot there's a lot th. I's a th. I's a th. I's a th. I's a tho. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's. I's th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. the. th. thi. th. th. th prizes here. Alright, okay. So now 55, I know there's a lot of XFM listeners who are going to be looking forward to the likes of S Club 8 and the Fast Food Rockers. They're all on there. I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:43:32 What is their second single going to be about? The Smashing Pumpkins. This is quite a good little compilation, sort of, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, sort, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, th. th. thi, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. I, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. tho. tho. tho. tho. the the tho. tho. the, tho. tho. th. The best summer holiday album in the world ever I think we've given that way in the past all sorts of stuff on there. Plus the director's cut of true romance on DVD the Tarantino scripted Tony Scott directed and movie. So there's some quite good prizes just play it once more so email in Ricky Dockey Docive Sex and why don't they play the game of swing ball? Just just the artist yeah that's all the artist just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just that's that's that's that's all that's the artist just just just just just just just just just just that's all that's all that's all the artist yeah that's all the artist the artist the artist that's all the artist the artist that's all the artist yeah that's all their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tian tian toy toy toy toy toy toy te toy te their their their their their their their their right. Right. Tell me why, tell me why. Don't play. Play in the game of swing. Very tricky. Brilliant. That is brilliant. All right. Put the song on though. What? Just put a song on. A bit of Farrell, Willis. Yes. Good and bad. Good and bad. Um, old people. Darkness I believe in a thing called Love on XFM 104.9, Ricky Jervais, Steve Merchant,
Starting point is 00:44:27 Carl Pilkington. Carl's the Ball Rolling. Carl's set the ball rolling with songs of phrase. Why don't they play swing ball? Referring of course to people in wheelchairs who play tennis because he was disappointed they weren't getting around the court quickly enough so why didn't they play swing ball? Brilliant. Someone just emailed in saying because if they hit it to the top they wouldn't be able to reach it to unravel it. Which is a good point. But I mean nonetheless, good and bad in people in wheelchairs? Do you want to do that? Good and bad, good and bad things about people in wheelchairs? Um, good and bad? Yeah. I suppose. I don't know, really, they took up less room in cinemas. They've got their own seat. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good? th. Good. That's th. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good, th. Good, th. Good, th. Good, th. Good, th. Good, th. Good, th. Good th. Good th. Good and th. Good, th. Good, th. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. Good, th. Good, th. Good, th. th. Good, th. Good, th. Good, th. Good, th. Good, th. Good, th. Good, less room in cinemas. We've got their own seat.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Um, good. That's good, is it? That's a good thing. Yeah, good. Yeah, well done. Well, what's bad? I don't have to think about it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:45:37 But, uh, let's leave that, eh? We've had very, very few entries. I really think people aren't interested. They really have just given up. I mean, seriously. That's the one thing you contributed to this show, Carl. And it's the weak link, I think, in the chain. The missing link? Do you reckon there is one, Carl? Do you reckon they'll ever find the missing link? Wandering around Manchester? Wait a minute, Carl? Um, the stats then? They'd? They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they? They, they? They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they're, they're really really, they're they're really, they're really, they're really, they're really, they're really, they're really, they've they're really they've really they've really they've really they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've, they've. They've. They've, they've. They've, they've, they've. They've, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've they're really, they're really, they're really, they're really, they're really, they're really, they're really they're really they're really to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to the the the, the. they're really they're really they're really they're just they're ever find the missing link? Wandering around Manchester. Wait a minute, Carl? The stats then, they'll have the answers if we can. Right, it was specials. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Tell me why, tell me why. Specially. Yeah, Germain Jackson. Right, it was play the game of love. I think that was Wayne Fontana and the mind-benders. Right, you think me, you're not sure. Louis Armstrong was the don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. And Queen, don't stop me now, we're having a good time and that.
Starting point is 00:46:38 We're having a ball. Um, well, I mean, considering you yourself were entirely clear, I think it's only fair to give it to Paul Brown who got some of the answers right. With the thus on the phrase, by the way, where Carl picks out a phrase that he might have said once, tries to find words from songs to put it together, you've got a guess as many as you can, song or artist, I can't remember. But even though you might look the thakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakak, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tho, tho, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, to, to be, to, to be, the the, to be, to to be, to, to bea, by their, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by, by. And, by, by. And, by, by. And, by. C. C. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the go, that's mentor, I don't know any of them, you might win if you get two, right? I mean, I think the winner last week got about three out of three or seven. I have to be honest with you, I mean last week, I mean rockbuster, surprisingly, was a very, very popular quiz.
Starting point is 00:47:13 Yeah. It just happened to be poor. This one is pitiful. It's truly. And it's really, it's really, it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. And, I th. And, I th. I th. I th. I th. I have, I have, I have to, I have to, I have to to to to, I the the the the the the the the the the, I the, I the, I the, I, I, I, I. I, I. I, I, I, I. I. I, I, I. I, I. I. I, I, I, I, I. I. I, I, I have. I have. I have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to be. I have to be. I have to be, I have to be. I have to be. I have to have to be. I have to have to have to be. I have to have to be. I have to be. I have to be. I have there's no one championing this one Carl. Last week seriously mate I got a bank. Oh Clark's face. Seven in your place. That's, oh god that's terrible. That was like when you told a kid that you couldn't afford a Christmas present this year. Look at his face. Yeah it is a bit distraught. I suppose it's like Chris Evans' face when they said they were canceling girls and boys.that. No you can't Chris, not anymore. Ah, his little glasses slid down his nose. I'm the guy, don't forget it, to the brush. Yeah, all that money you owe me? No, you owe us? Oh, thr. Believe it. All right. So, when I just play it to you and...
Starting point is 00:47:59 Whatever, you know. Sorry, it's a phrase that might have once been uttered on this show. It was said last week. Oh, right. Alright, okay, brilliant. All right. Here you go. I know you're just 16, but looking all to when you are. Yeah, it's a long time.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Right. Right. Right. Right. I know what that is, that's ridiculous. What it is, is it's something like, right, you're only 16, but you look 26, the Chinese look hold as they are or something, because he said that, the Chinese don't age out. That is mental car. It's the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist, piece of material ever to be on radio.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Play it again. I know you're just 16, but looking all of 21. That's... Chouch, Chiro! He's just 16. Look, oh no! Okay, you're 16 and looking all of 21, that's because the Chinese look older. Carl, you've got a mental.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Oh, that's because the Chinese look older. Carl, you've got a mental. Oh, that is amazing. So, there you go, the well-known phrase. You're, you're, 16, looking all of 21. That's because the Chinese look older Well known phrase they're sweeping the nation That's a double beat up there with was up and shut that door If they do a poll right
Starting point is 00:49:37 Okay, play it was for we're after the artists. Yeah, I know you're just 16 but looking all to you want. That's... I assume this is the new album from Mowr. Oh no! Unbelievable! All right, let's tell you what the prizes are. We've got, I assume this is the new album from Mower.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Everyone's going crazy from Mower. I've not heard is the new album from Mower. Everyone's going crazy from Mower. I've not heard people stop talking about Mower. So there it is. We've got the new album from the Webb Brothers, which one's quite good. The Poliphonic Spree album, the best dance album in the world ever, which is ideal perhaps if you're having a barbecue and you've got lots of eight-year-old children coming. The Polyphonic's pretty, I look at them and I think well you're only a pretty good band but if that album sounds like a million you're gonna make that a 40 quid each. I know it's a today. I mean they're the sort of India coming to the So Solid-Solid crew. Yeah you're not gonna make any money the managers get in 20% and also on DVD Red Dwarf series one so so um, it's an absolutely fine-storming point.
Starting point is 00:50:47 And if you can identify what artist are to use in this well-known racist phrase? That's because the Chinese look older. Play once more, Carl. One more time. I know you're just 16, but looking all to you want to that's... Your... That's Just a couple of emails just to update you on what's coming in here. Natasha has emailed us, she says that she's of Chinese origin, and at 27 she often got mistaken for 24. So your notion that Chinese people don't age well is obviously factually incorrect. Yeah, well we didn't need, thank you for playing, but I mean honestly, trust Natasha, we didn't need you to tell us that.
Starting point is 00:51:38 We know Carl is talking absolute nonsense. Wait so you get to 30. This is quite a nice email for Paul. He says let Carl know that I have a Chinese friend called Oy. Imagine the confusing and amusing situation for the dentist. But we're out and about in busy solo. Oy! Is his surname come here? A lightning wit? From the last wit. Wait till you're 30.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Yeah, I know. Brilliant. But no, actually we've had a surprising response to songs of phrase this week, despite the fact everyone has agreed that it's a racialist. But nevertheless, they had a go, so keep your answers coming in. Because you may as well. You're a hit. I play it again and give the answers. Here we go. Songs of the Phrones.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Songs a phrase? Nain the artist. I know you're just 16 but looking all. That's you and cry. That's what? That's what? Is that? Oh, well, let's fill it playing again. That's too little.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Right, it was... That was rock set, the look. Yeah, yeah. Right, we had, uh, Ewan Cry started it off. Yeah. Uh, in 16. That was D. That was D. Martin.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. That's his addiction, yeah. Yeah. Philip Bailey, that's second out in his ad. Last one we used him for Chinese with those as Harry Chinese kid. He's never got too many royalties being used in a racist game shows. Brilliant. Then rock's at and finishing with George Michael. Oh yeah. So brilliant. Is the winner? Well the winner actually it looks to me like he's got all of them here from
Starting point is 00:53:19 Bogner Regis. It's Stuart Burr. Do you want to do, do you want to set up songs of phrase? Oh God. If you've not heard the show before... I thought we weren't doing this this week. I thought we weren't. No, we'll do it once, right? And then next week's the last one, so we'll do rockbusters. That might be the last one ever, depending on whether Carl, in October, I told you I'm bored of it. I told you I'm bored of it. What are you bored with it? I get bored with stuff. Yeah. I told Susanne Lee the night, I had luke to she was. I haven't got rid
Starting point is 00:53:50 of her yet. She's, she's, she's, I mean, things. Did you put on her soft music though, did you? Did you just like start getting that right? Duh. You know you're very lucky girl, sorry? Well I used to get bored with you in that. Oh dude. You're lucky you haven't pissed off. Yeah, do you want to hold the champagne or what? Oh, she was an idea. God, what's that on your ear? Don't worry about it. They did you see it, aren't there? We're walking to the pictures, right?
Starting point is 00:54:15 To go and see Bruce Almighty. it to say, isn't it? Yeah. So you were trying to sneak in the back. So on the way, cutting across Lesser Square, and those fellas who sell roses, he comes over, do one, do you want one? So don't do that, she's allergic to them, right? So, so we'd go away. Yeah, she got all annoyed about that. Because she's not allergic to them. Well she's not allergic to their, but they now, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they they they's, they's they're, they's they're their, their, they're they's they's their, their, their, their, their, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their, their they they they they they comes, they comes, they comes, they comes, they comes, they. And, they comes, their, their, their, their, their, their the point of mankind is not that she really wants a rose, is that you're willing to spend three pounds on it. Taking us to the pictures. How much was that? That was eight quid each. Did you pay for it though? Did you... But didn't you ever... if I know you, you had a dress up as a small child? Yeah, yeah. Me and my son, all you may have to sit on your shoulders and wear a long coat. Yeah exactly. Anyway, listen, songs of phrase then. You paid for it to go in and then you went and had a pint while she watched it. Yeah, it's not important both of us seeing it, but tell me what it's like. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:55:11 So let's explain what songs are phrases. You do it. Okay. Oh, really? If you think that Carl is bored with life then you will be even more bored once you have heard this this th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the th. the the th. the the th. the the th. the the th. the their their their to their their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the gist of it is that Carl has taken a well-known phrase or saying... Well, no, stop me there, not a well-known phrase, some of their phrase, something on this show. Yeah, probably. And he's somehow compiled together a number of different songs which have somehow built up that particular phrase or sentence. If it's anything about the Chinese people, Philip Bailey will be involved. That's all I can say. Okay, let's hear it then Carl. Gallow! Rounds up to me by Messiah! Please take me television. Alright, I don't know what that was. This is appalling. I don't know what that is. Carl. I do not know what that is. What is the phrase? I just was saying last week about everyone's raving about Galileo. No they're not. No, they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're not. No, no. No, no. No, no. they're they're they're they're th th th th th th thi. th th th thin! th thin. thin. thin. I. thin. th tho. tho. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th are th th are th th th th are tho th tho the tho tho tho tho tho not know what that is. What is the phrase?
Starting point is 00:56:05 I just was saying last week about everyone's raving about Galileo. No, they're not. No, they're not. No, they're not. Everyone's raving about Galileo. No, they're not. No, they're not. They're not. They're not. They're not. They're into. No. Galileo is good. We were doing songs of phrase. Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Oh God. So what is this phrase? What is the phrase, Carl?
Starting point is 00:56:29 Last week we were talking about Galileo. Right. And I just was saying, years ago, I can't remember now, when was he doing his thing? End of the 16th century I think. Right. And he was messing about, trying to find out about speed of light or something is it? No, he did lots of stuff going on. All that was saying is, back then, surely everyone was saying, stop messing with that. Make us a tele. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:56:52 There was other things that people would have been happier with, sure, back then. Yeah, so the phrase is what? The well-known phrase is what? uh... Galileeo... Uh... Oh it goes like this, right? Ha ha ha. Time to hear about science. Please, take me television. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:15 So it's Galileo's talk about science. to make me television, make me television. Make me television. Yeah. So you email in with the bands and that. Brilliant. That is rock bottom. I mean the well-known phrase being Galileo stop talking about science, make me television. That's a well-known phrase is the one of the weirdest things either. Forget jizz out of windows and things like that. That is the one of the weirdest things I've a forget jizz out of windows and things like that that is the weirdest thing I've heard on radio as a competition can we have that one next week yeah here are the prizes if you think Rick that if you think the quiz has hit rock
Starting point is 00:57:59 bottle what is I tell you these prizes brilliant oh I know that we're very much pushing new music on XFM and it's an alternative music station so you'll be pleased that we're giving away now that's what I call Music 55 featuring the likes of Busted and Daniel Beddingfield. Brilliant. You really know how to cater to our audience, don't you? The best dance album in Liberty X on there. I look forward to that. This is not so bad.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Nick Cave in the Bad Seeds, a live DVD of a, pardon me, a performance. And some, pardon me again, but anyway, anyway, that basically sums up the prizes. So I won't tell you the rest, they're all monotonous. But anyway, I think those crisps, Rick, have gone down the wrong way. Or although I was eating goulash earlier. Sorry, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. So anyway, yeah, that's some of the prices.
Starting point is 00:58:57 And you can win some TAT. If you can identify these artists. I don't know phrase, Galileo, start talking about science, make me television. Ha ha ha ha! It's a time to be about science. Please, television. That's appalling. But easy this week, I think. Play a record, Carl. I mean, it's ridiculous. Ricky.Jovase at XFM.co. Dukk.
Starting point is 00:59:25 It's depicted. Answers rushing in we should point out for the quiz. Most of them agreeing that it's pointless. Some people have called it. Songs of phrase, of course. Some people have referring to it now as songs of arse, which is more than appropriate. But you'll be pleased to know that it's ending this week and next week we've got the return of the even more pitiful rockbusters for the last one that's back for the last one we perhaps also need your petitions to Carl if you want us to stay on the air then you need to
Starting point is 00:59:53 petition Carl giving good reasons why he should stay why this show isn't boring or rather why he shouldn't be bored by it I mean you're bound to be bored to are you felled up with? You just fell up with a general liar? I mean you want your Saturdays back do you? It's what a bit of a life back that's all. But you don't do anything with your life when you've gone? Why don't you do this instead of like your day job? Can't it's more important than my day job, isn't that? Thatthat. I mean. Well. So. What do you do, why don't you do a regular show then, sack someone who's you know, quite frankly not putting the way? I don't want to have done that.
Starting point is 01:00:30 I did that years ago. What do you mean? I told you I've done that. Don't you've done it. Don't take. Don't do it. Dancing, when did you do dancing? That's when he went and said I want to do dancing and he went along to the place and it was shut and that was it and he said I didn't do it anymore. That's not doing it is it. Boxing, he had a fight with one lad, then the live beat
Starting point is 01:00:51 him up and he didn't go again. Oh dear, it's pathetic. Well anyway, yeah, so this is basically our penultimate show and next, the final, thahahahahahahahahahah. th. th. th is, th. th. th. And, th is, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, that's is, that's, and that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's is, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, I I I I, I, I is, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was thin, I was th. thin, I was not th. th. th. the the thin, I was th. that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that to that enormously. But that may be it forever then and this, you know, all for one, you know, one for all, all for one, the three musketeers, gone, forever. Yeah. I for one I'll be pleased. Oh, anyway. You've got some on your air, you know. Monkey News? Well, I was going to say the winner. Oh, come on. Someone got all of them, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I'll. th. I'll. th. th. tho. I'll. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm. th. th. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. All. I. All. All. All. All. I. All. All. I. All. All. All. All. I. All. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And... And.. And.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. One. One. One. One. I. One. I...think anyone cares. Oh come on, someone got all of them, didn't they? Well, okay, play it again, then, this was songs of phrase, The well-known phrase is,
Starting point is 01:01:27 Galilayo, stop talking about science, make me television. The most convoluted, the most convoluted, banal quiz on any radio station ever. I mean, I'm including Moyles, Chris Evans, do you know what I mean? Simon Bates, that's worse than anything they ever did. Apparently Channel 5 report on the Reich. Anyway, what was that? We had Queen in there, altered images, Thomas Dolby, Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:12 Uh, Beatles, Marita Franklin and Reddock Chili Peel. Well, extraordinarily, Tracy and John Burton from Colchester and Essex got all of those right. Why they would want the prices I have no idea. Right, are we... Competition, come on then, what is it? Songs a Phrase. Remind us of this? We got the film one coming up later as well.
Starting point is 01:02:31 But Songs of Phrase is the one where I take a popular phrase from the show. Well no, it's not a popular phrase from the show, it's sometimes something you said once, there's this air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air this air air air air this air air air this air air air air air air this air air this air air this air air air this airy. There's this air this air this air their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the air. the air. the air. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their thethat sentence and you have to email him with the artists that you hear. What's the popular phrase then? What's this popular phrase that's sweeping the nation? It's what we talked about last week. My girlfriend had a problem with a marrow. Right. Yeah. Okay. She wasn't your girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. couldn't find a sort of blind date or whatever. So, uh, so seven artists it's taken to make up this. My girlfriend had a problem with her marrow. That's at least eight, so.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Well, maybe not. I think I've managed it in seven. Oh, here we go. Oh, what the artist? Let's get a pen and paper and make a note. What artist are you here and here? My... What the things? With her, Mara. Very good. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:33 So, what, what, the artist? My, what, the artist? My, things. My girlfriend had a problem with her marrow. My girlfriend had a problem with her marrow. We want the names of the artists. What can we win, Carl? Can I just recap that story? Girl can't run a blind date. But when he found out that this girl had some sort of bone marrow problem,
Starting point is 01:04:01 he said, didn't want to see her anymore, what's the point in getting to know someone that's going to die? So just that's what you're dealing the you you you you you you you you you you you th you're dealing th you're dealing th you're dealing th dealing th dealing th dealing th dealing th dealing thi thi thi thi thi thi thi' thi' tho' tho', what's the point in getting to know someone that's going to die? Yeah. So just that's what you're dealing with. That is what you're dealing with with Carl Pilkington. Would you buy a car with a Duffengen? It's a fair point. Ricky Dodgervace at XFM. co. the UK. Because I'm not going to lie to you. We've had no entries whatsoever so far. I can't believe that, because I actually got up most of those. That's actually a more accessible one. I knew what, I think I know all the artists and I'm stuck on girlfriend, uh, uh, girlfriend, but I think I might know what that is is is is is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that that that that that that that that that that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is the the the th. I thi thi thi thi thi. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that is. I that that is. I that is think that's a pretty accessible one. I think that's a pretty accessible one.
Starting point is 01:04:52 An accessible quiz? Yeah, so no one's, is the email up or no one's listening? Well, I think there's a little bit of that. But I think we've accidentally closed down the texting. So if you're texting in, don't bother about it. This is rubbish. It really is awful, thi. then. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to just just just just just just just just just just just just thoom. thoom. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoom. tho. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. to. to. to. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tha. thatexting. So if you're texting in, don't bother about it. It really is awful, isn't it? Yeah. Just play it again, hang on it. My...
Starting point is 01:05:10 I tell you what it was. We didn't give out the prizes were going to be. That's the reason. Yeah, I think I think the emails are going to go on mental when they find that it's the first series of open all hours on VHS they'll be flooding in. Let's see what we got here. And a Bridget Nielsen video. Exactly. Oh, no actually it's not too bad. Go on. The best day of guitar albums in the yeah. Yeah that's still going that's ever going. That's never going. That's a that. that. that. that. that. that. the that. the that. that. the the the that's. the that's. the the that's. the the the the the the the the the the that's. the that's. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. That's. That's. I. I. I. I. I. That's. That's. Yeah. That's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's. That's. Yeah. Yeah. That's. That's. That's. Yeah. Yeah. That's. That's. Yeah. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. Yeah. That's. I. That's. I. That's. That's. I. I. That's. I. That's. I. I. That's. I. That's. I. That's. I. That's. That's. That's. I. That's. I'm. That's. I'm. I'm. That's. I'm. I'm. I'm. That's. I. I'm. That's. I. That's. That's. That's. I. I'm. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's.green. That'll keep running and running. Some kind of anniversary box set of a Doctor Who episode with a small model car. New one's that baby.
Starting point is 01:05:49 I'm Alan Partridge Series 2. That's worth having obviously and Porridge Series 3. Okay, good. If not watched all of them on UK Gold then they're something wrong with you. So yeah, let's hear it again. All right. Bye. again. All right. I... I... the today. Just name the artist. That's all we want.
Starting point is 01:06:12 The artist. We got the results. Yeah. Go on in, what are they? Uh, song of the phrase. Okay, songs of the phrase. This was the phrase. these were the songs. I... I... With the...
Starting point is 01:06:28 My girlfriend had a problem with the marrow. The answer's Sinatra, Prince, Billy, Bill Medley. Uh, you two, Chirelles, there was also dub pistols in there. Uh, no, no one got all of them, them Carl obviously but we'll give it to Mark Cantan he got what do you get about six or something? Well then he's from Dublin.

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