The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Guide To... S2E4 "The Human Body" (January 26, 2010)

Episode Date: September 5, 2022

It was announced on Gervais's blog that the first episode of the new series, The Ricky Gervais Guide to... Society, was recorded on 6 September 2009; it was released on 3 November 2009. The second audiobook of the new series, The Ricky Gervais Guide to... Law and Order, was released on 1 December 2009. A third audiobook, entitled The Ricky Gervais Guide to... The Future, was released on 29 December 2009. A fourth audiobook, entitled The Ricky Gervais Guide to... The Human Body was released on 26 January 2010. The fifth and final audiobook of the second season, entitled The Ricky Gervais Guide to... The Earth was released on 23 February 2010.On 12 June 2010 The Ricky Gervais Guide to... The World Cup released. This was followed later that year by a podcast entitled "A day in the Life of Karl Pilkington" following a format more associated with the Ricky Gervais Show podcasts. The Ricky Gervais Guide to... Comic Relief was released as a free podcast on 6 March 2011 in aid of Red Nose Day (18 March 2011).

This audio program is presented by audible.com. Audible. Audio that speaks to his organs. Made from the same stuff as algae, the human body has evolved into the most complex organism in the universe, an animal with power of introspection conceiving complex metaphysical notions of morality, beauty and love, while at the same time battling time, illness and even death with even more sophisticated scientific weaponry. While we may still marvel at its complexity, what do we know about the human body, what are its wonders and

limitations, and with scientific and medical technology moving ever forward, how would the human body evolve over the centuries to come? To discuss these questions and more, I'm joined by Stephen Merchant, a warden in writer and graduate of the centuries to come. To discuss these questions and more, I'm joined by Stephen Merchant, award-winning writer and graduate of the University of Warwick. Hello. And Carl Pilkington, a man without formal academic qualifications or any awards to speak of, he's good at other things. Cleaning windows for example, with his fucking times over in your life. Except the brain cells and die and are replaced many times over in your life. Except the brain cells, you only lose them. You lose hundreds and millions and trillions, right?

And you've still got plenty left, don't worry, all most people have. So only a small percentage of the cells you're born with remain yours for brain cells. So supposing you're 99% different, all the time you're changing. Is that the same person? Where you'd say, yeah, because you've got the important ones, the brain cells, which keeps your memory, your personality, your input, the you. But as we've talked before, if you took your brain and put it in someone else, would you be the same person? What defines the person? What defines? Yeah, it's the brain, but if you look different, you'd be treated differently and you have a different personality, you're, you're, you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and you're, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the, but, their, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, if the, but, if their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their., their., if their, if their, if their, if their, as a their, as a their, as their, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as you're, as the, as, as, as the, as. If you're, as. If you're, as their. their, as. their. their person but people change anyway people's personalities change and if you're in a car accident and you lose all your memories you've got the same hardware people have had complete personality changes.

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You can sit down and do nothing, but think about a lot. If you're a baby, you've done now, you're lying there, you can't walk. I can't remember being a baby, and I can't remember the good things in life don't you? I'm quite happy I can sit down for a good hour or so and just think back and go oh that was good. When was the last time you reminisced? Well my mom and dad have been around they so been reminiscing a lot. Yeah. What were you thinking about? We're just chatting about tick-tacks. One of the great memories yeah happy memories. No because I you see here's a thing you thi the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is a th is a th is a th is a th. You're th. You're th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. their their th. their th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the th. It's the the th. It's the th. It's the th. It's the. It's the the the t. It's t. It's t. It's t. It's t. toda. It's the t. It's the. It's th. It's th see here's a thing you're saying how that woman changed when she had her head caved in. He never said that. What did you well the brain accident? Yeah brain accident. The Tic-Tax now I used to love them yeah when I was younger yeah. My dad got a load of him.

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They were sat around and we've already learned up to an hour to go by reminiscing. I've already learned about the great tic-tac responses. I've already went to say, I've tic-tac boxes. But then you realize that that's utterly dialing. Well, I was struggling. I don't know what this anecdote is other than a bloke. Other than you said you that, I like tic-tacks me. He went, all right, I talk to Alba. Albert, you got ti' tak-tacks.

I've got 30 cr-o'lid-o's. over the content players. Oh, do you want some more? No, cause me fucking don't. You'll talk about that in a few years' time. Cause me real, we're about to fucking out. Now we're bringing up on an audio book. But that's, I think that's how we got onto it, because even though I try to get rid of a load, I used to give them to mates, take them. No, no we didn't. We did. It was just ways of getting rid of them. Jesus Christ. Sort of freshy, sort of freshy smell, isn't it? That's amazing. It's the same sort of condensity, it is the same condensity. It's the same condensity. Yeah, so I got rid of them like that. And then the weird thing. It's ting its way up the tube! It's ting in its way up the tube! It's ting in its way up the tube! It's ting in its way of the tube! That sounds like something from Willie Wonka.

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you couldn't remember earlier than six? You can remember back to about two or three most people. No, no way. My mom and dad don't even remember me then. Because you're not doing anything. This is what I'm saying. My mom and dad don't even remember me then. That's amazing. Because they, they, they, they pinpoint things. They remember all the tics they remember.

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It's just, you get a buildup on the, on the eyelashes. Yeah, yeah. And it all... When they came in and you could sense them looking at me. I didn't know they were there. I didn't know you lay there dead still? Well you should have sprinkled some Tic-Tacks around the bed. They need to have heard them crunching in as they came in. Yeah. What do you mean? So you're eyes, wait, so your eyes are stuck together, you're lying there, you're still, you're awake but you can't open your eyes so you don't say anything. the thing. What why? What every day? It happened a lot. But your memory was that this was scary

to you because you thought I'd gone blind? Probably and it hasn't happened since so it's something you remember happening, isn't it? It's like the kidney stone thing. That will always stay with me because I was in agony. Yeah. And that's what I'm saying about trauma. It's quite frightening when you're a kidney can help your eyes. You don't remember? You don'ttrauma? No I. Well maybe watching that conversation we had a few minutes ago. Maybe it's because they had time to lie there and think about it. Because I sort of wonder that if having vision does get in the way. Hmm. No, it's a good one. Okay. Go on. Just your eyes, you're eyes, you know. Go on. What are they, I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their, their, their, th. th. their, their, their, their, the, go on. Well, just your eyes, your eyes, you know, go on. Um, what are they? They're the thing that makes you do the things you want to do, aren't they?

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don't listen to that intelligent thing there, watch some rubbish on the tele. Yeah. Why are your eyes are saying that, are they talking to you? Are they talking to you? I'm just saying, if you've got eyes, you're more drawn to things that keep your drawn to keep your eyes interested. It's like everything. Right thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thu thu. thu. thi thu. thu. thu. tho tho tho tho tho. thu. tho. tho tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho-I tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. thu. that. that. that. the. thea. thea. that's, that's that's that's that's theaauuauauaua. that's that's thea. thea. thea. thea. It's like everything. It picks your food for you. Does it?

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I ate it last time and I like the thing that tasted good. Not always. No? I think there's a lot of cakes out there and I've been conned where my eyes have gone, that looks good, I'll go, can I have one of them, and I get it, and it's just like air with cream on it. But that's not their eyes. Are you just contradicted your own point? No I haven't. I've said, my eyes, I've said this is what you want. Yeah. And I've been disappointed with it. So they, so your eyes shouldn't pick your food then, should they, really? They shouldn't? No. They do. What, again, the next time you, you could, the eyes go again?

Well, yeah, but I'll say, I'll sort of's nothing weird about that. You are the strangest person I've ever met. So are you mistrustful of your eye? You don't trust anything you see there, you query a question. It is a clearer way of describing it. Go on. Holiday brochure. Right? Your eyes, look at it. Look at it. Look at this filler here. Look at it's got its own pill. Close to all the amenities. Get their eyes, my eyes, my eyes, my eyes, their eyes, their eyes, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. You're their their their their their their their. You're their. You're their. You their. You their. You their. You their. You their. You their. You their. You their. You their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their trusts. You don't trusts. You don't trusts. You don't trusts. You don't trusts. You don't trusts trusts trusts. You don't trusts. You don't now? Who's angry with your eyes? Were your eyes angry then? No, I was angry. Okay, so your mouth and brain are angry with your eyes? Because one, my nose has kicked in, I'm next to the bins. Right, okay. I couldn't see that in the brochure.

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because I can hear some fucking racket. All I'm saying is you don't see that many disappointed blind people. You don't see that many disappointed blind people. They're not let down that much. They're not let down. Spurious. You've got no information for that, no evidence for that at all you. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. All that. All that. All that. All that that that. All that. All that. All that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. All that. All that. All that. All that. All that. All that. All that. All. All. All. All. All. All. All that. All. All that. All that. All that. All. All the the the the the the the the th. All. All. All the th th the th th th the th th th th th th tho. All th th to th to to th th to the to the to you just made that. You don't see many disappointed blind people. I've always been fascinated in biology in general and I remember when I was about 13 or 14 I got this book, Man's Body and Owners Manual. I was fascinated by it. It's like a sort of textbook, is it about the body? It's great though because it's got absolutely everything from life and death. And then I was worried that you could chart when you die from sort of things like, you know, where you were born, social economic group, have you had fillings and all that's the oh I'd worry it and you give yourself a point system.

But it's a fascinating book. It's got everything. And of course all the stuff about male sex organs, you know. I can't think of the number of men that went home and got a ruler after reading about averages. Yeah. As a nice little chapter here. What is the average of saying? You have to push really hard with a ruler until it's sort of like going right into your stomach and then you can get it up to like two or three inches. Lovely chapter here on sexuality. I want a weed one. This is under the homosexual activities it goes into what they like. Anal sex, it explains what that is. It's anal sex. This is inserting the penis into the partner's anus. Normally with the aid of an artificial

lubricant so it gives you all the details there. Now in addition to a witness of a teate course many homosexuals have practiced fisting, inserting a hand or fist or other objects into the anus as a form of sexual stimulation. Experience has shown, however, that this practice should be avoided since it can cause gay bowel syndrome. Now I'd never heard of that. Whoa! Gay bowel syndrome. Fishers, like lesion stuff, and other damage to the walls of the rectum. So you'd go to the doctor and go, oh got problem with us.

Well, you've got gay bowel syndrome. Are you gay? Yes I am, yeah. Oh, um... have you right. Have you been sticking another man's fist up your ailess? Yeah. Yeah. We like that. My advice to you is to stop that because it's causing damage. Oh thank you doctor. I'm not going to stop it. I'm going to carry on doing that. And then just keep coming back here with a sore ass if that's that's all and you can just fix it can you? Uh th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not th. I'm not tho. I'm not thi tho. I'm not tho. I'm not to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I thi thi th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm not th. I'm not thi thi thi. I'm not thi. I'm thi thi the the the the the the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. I'm thi carry on doing that and then just keep coming back here with a sore ass if that's alright and you can just fix it can you? Uh, because I'm going to, in fact I'm going to go home now and do it, even though you've told me that I probably shouldn't, I'm going to, gay boutsing don't you say? Carl, what do you think about that, sticking a fist up your ass. Uh, what meant to be was it?

I mean, it's not, you know, it's gonna do damage, isn't it? It's like, you've got to know when to stop putting stuff in a carrier bag. And it's the same as that, isn't it? Because it rips? Yeah. Someone told me this recently at a party. Fascinating fact. See what you think of it, Carl.

He told me that apparently, if you've got time on your hands, you can put your fist inside someone else's ass and then you can work your hand very slowly up through the person's body. It takes about two hours apparently. And eventually, it's what he told me you can toucest that person's heart right and it's like the most intimate thing you could ever do with someone else. That's bollocks. That's what he said. That's what I'd like to touch their heart. One, the elementary canal is about 30 foot long so you'd have to either have to be Mr. Tickle or you'd have to be rolling up the elementary caresolours as you as you as you as you as you go as you go as you go. You to go. You to go. You to go. to go. to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to the to to to th. th. th. th. th the thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's, th. That's is th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th the th th th. That's is, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, th. That's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. That's th. That's th be rolling up the elementary cadres as you go like a stocking on a pole, right? And then when you get up there, how can you touch the heart?

You'd have to rip through the esophagus, which would kill them, okay, if the arm going all the way up their elemature now, the wrong way didn't kill them. I like the idea of someone saying that to a lot that tho tho tho tho. Love, little surprise for you. The kids are at your mothers. I've put the phone's off the hook. They're out for two hours. They're up for four because I'm going to need to get it back out again. Yeah, where's the marge?

Imagine the doorbell goes, you got a sign for a package. Who told you that at a party? A psychopath? I don't know. And then he was convinced it was convinced it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was that it was that it was tha, it was tha, it was true because he went online to try and, even when we were at a party, he found a computer and he started typing in fist, heart, stuff. And I think you better delete that in case the person whose computer is finn his heart. Also, if the aim is to touch the heart, right, go via the mouth, it's shorter. Let's put it down the mouth. Yeah. Crial thoughts. I mean there's getting to know people. I mean do you know how people say oh you shouldn't use a toilet with the door open and all that because it ruins

like knowing too much and everything but that for me where do you go from there yeah but you know me I mean I've got nothing against gays and that but I have they puzzle me to this day. There's still things that happen when I go, what is all that about? Like what? I went to what's the name? Arley Street, I went for a checkup and uh, and uh, and their checkup. And, uh, like a medical. Posh, you know, Arleish street. It's like a their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their is. their. It's all. It's all. th. It's all is all is all is all is all is all is all is all is all is all is all. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. it? I've never been before. All posh buildings and that. I went up to the counter. I said, uh, I see the doctor, they said, name, yeah, give us 10 minutes, go and wait in the waiting room.

Dead posh, dead fancy, big leather furniture and that. Yeah. Loads of magazines. I mean, like a news agents, like a news agent, in the middle of the room on a table, loads of them. So I'm looking through and there's the, you know, there's the top quality ones you're a squire, you know, GQ, classy, yacht weekly, all that, country life. Boys. Boys? There's one there, yeah. Boys. What's that? All right? Lifted up like the wall on top of it. And it's like boys with the Z- the th. th. th- th-like. th-like. the th-like. the th-like. th-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-like-up-like-like. th-like-like-like-like-like. top of it and it's like boys with the Z. Two fellas stood there looking, sort of Italian looking. Ah yeah, right. Remember Brother Beyond? That sort of look. Right. Yeah, sort of greasy air. It's a cracking reference here. Dungeries on. No shirt thir shirt though. No, just Dungary sort of unbutton hanging down a little bit. So no one else is about. I'm never going to buy a magazine like that. Oh, darling! You're going to tell you look to a magazine. I had a little look to a magazine.

I had a little look just because I thought, you know, like I say, you're always looking to learn, aren't you know, they might have been a the in there that I go, right, I get it now, I understand why they like doing that or whatever. Yeah, right. So if she said I was going to, you know, ten minute wait, I can have a quick flick through. Picked it up. I had a look. Um, still not on the wiser. Why? Well, what did you see when you open it up up up up their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they they they they're like they're like they're like their their they're like th they're like th like they're like they're like th they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like th. Why th. Why th. Why th. Why th. Why th. Why th. Why th. Why th. Why th. Why they they they they they they they they they they they they they like they like they like they like they like they're like they're like they're like they're they're like they're their like their like their their their like th like th like th like th like th like they're that. Why they're like they're like they're like that. Why that. Why th like th like th like th like th like th like I've said to you before about I don't know why you like looking at knobs when they've got one of their own. Right. There's no surprises there, you're not going to go right. Sure, it looks nice. Lots of that. Yeah, they can't get to it can't. They can't get to it, can't get to their own. You can't? They can't get to it. They can't get they can't get they can't get to to to get to get to get to get their to get their their their their their their. They can't get their. They can't get their. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't. They can't get to. They can't get to. They can't get to. They can't get to. They can't get to. They can't get to. They can't get to. They can't get their. They can't their. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're they're they're they're their they're their they're their their their they're their their their their they're their their their they're their they're their own can they break their back. But they can't get to this fellas in the magazine. It's only a picture, they're just looking at it, they might as a look at their own. That's what I mean? Yeah, just have a look at it. They just stood there, they're not up to anything, they were just car oil on the face and like rubbed on the chest and that. Nob out. There was someone sat on like a one them square things of hay. Oh yeah, like sort of sat on it straddling it. Yeah, that must have been uncomfortable.

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in and see you reading boys? No, because I wasn't. Or what about if I walked through? Because I remember once when you were in hospital about to have a tube going down your knob and you were sitting in your pants with stockings on, and I walked through, so what if I would have walked in then? So what if you said, look, look, thi, I, the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th.. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, tha. What, tha. What, tha. What, tha. What, tha. What, tha. What, th. What, th. What, th. What, th this, look at this it's free. And I said why did you bring that with you? No I would have just said look does it look like I brought it with me? Yeah, yes it does.

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Yeah, yeah. It was just Suduco but called Succo. That's amazing. That is amazing. Now if I was gay, do you know like this... Let's have a game of Lubo. Let's have a game of knobopoli. Noboration.

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case. Yeah, well it is split into two, yeah, and they are responsible for different things. Yeah. It's like these sort of families where there's a kind of really bright kid and then a sort of way, child who just gets into drugs and stuff. Sort of like that up there. Yeah. In your head. Because you have quite sort of out there nebulous thoughts and you've got a lot of common sense, haven't you? And just having that other sense of like, this is dodgy. What spider sense? Just that sense where you just go, I don't thak, telling me we shouldn't be here and you go all right let's go and you move from

it and you don't know what that is you don't know what's decided that you know it's like when you're lost a part of my brain's got me lost but then there's another bit that I don't know what it is where they go go go left and you do it and you go remember that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th th th th tho. tho. I tho. I th tho. I tho. I tho. I th thoo. I tho. I their th thi they're their they go, go left. And you're doing and you go, remember that's how when you call me and I said I don't know where I am and I couldn't concentrate. Think of that, I called him. I'm gonna go where you did know where I am. What do you mean you didn't know where you were? What you got lost? I went wandering, yeah yeah, yeah and I went wandering and then you know it was right. It's when that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I was that I was that I was that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I don't that I that I don't that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th. I th. I th. I think think think think th. think thin. th. think thin. th. think th. think think thin. think th. thin. that I that I that I that I that I that I then you know... It's when he first moved into his new place, he was walking back from his old place to his new place and he didn't know where he was.

How can you ever really get lost in London though? I'm just asking cabbie. Well, yeah, I don't want to do that because I feel bad pulling one over and then saying, where am I? Uh-huh. Yeah, they didn't appreciate that, that? But I found me way back, didn't I? But you told me one time that you much prefer getting lost, you love wandering around and getting lost, you said that's much better. It was a cold day, it was a cold day. I just wanted to be at home, had things to do. There's a time and place to be lost. Where where the place you don't know where the place? What's the place you're where the place you're where the place you're where the place you're where the place you're where where the place you're where the place you're where the place you're where where where where where the place you're where where the place you're the place you're the place you're the place you don't the place you don't the place you don't the place you don't the place you're to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be the place you the place you the place you the place you the place you the place you the place you the place you're the place you're the place you're the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place the place. the place. What's the place. What's the place. What's the place. What's the place you don't. What. What's the place. What's the place you don't. What's the place you don't. What's the time? The time when you're not in a rush. Right. But that

time I was in a rush. I was cold. So a typical argument in your head is what? I'm lost. I'll do one side of the brain. You do the other side of the brain, okay, in your head, okay? Carl? What? This isn't where we should be? You want to go home, didn't you? This isn't your house? Because it's a field. You live in a house, don't you? Why are we standing in a field? This isn't your house?

You're meant to go home, but you've walked into a field. But that wouldn't have. No, but that wouldn't have, I've never been that lost, where I'm walking across, the, the, the edge of the field I'd go, hang on a minute, this isn't right. I wouldn't get in the middle, I wouldn't go that far. I'd go right, I definitely shouldn't be here. You did once, you're in a middle of a field and your dad had to rescue your carriot through the kid. Because I was reading as I was walking. That's... Ha ha ha ha ha! And he was at my brother's wedding in. read again. But there's another sense, I was in the middle of nettles there, I'd walked,

he was at my brother's wedding in Cornwall, and I was walking near a cliff edge. Reading a book. Okay, so, so, so, okay, so, walking. Carl, I know you're enjoying this book. Can I have a word with you? Just look, just look past the book a minute. It's just, it's a big drop. Yeah. Well, that's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the other the other the other the other. the the that's the other. I's the you? Just look past the book a minute. It's just a big drop. Yeah. Well that's what happened and then, that's when my other senses went, hang on a minute, I'm being stung, load of nettles and stuff. I just had to wake there for ageing until my dad sort of thought, where's Carl? I was there for about an hour and a half. He showed a book. Fug me like a cartoon!

But why are you wandering off reading a book when it's your brother's wedding? No this was like, we were in, I think it was St Ives in Cormwell. Yeah, I was in St Ives and just you know it was a nice day and that there was no telly in the place. It was horrible house. It was haunted, actually. No honestly. No not honestly, it wasn't haunted. There's no such as ghosts. So you're saying honestly it was haunted. It's the most, it's the weirdest place and weirdest sensation I've ever had. I spoke to a woman called Mrs. Battersby. Right. Uh, who's sat on my bed keeping me up all night. My mom came up she said he looked shattered. I said yeah I'm not a kick all night. She said why I said I've been talking to Mrs. Battersby. She said who's that? I said, oh no, some old woman. Now I can't remember it now

but that's what I did then. And then uh... Sorry, sorry, so's a big house, about 12 bedrooms in it. Right. Dead, dead, cheap to stay there because it was a wreck. My mom dad went out one night. No, I had nothing like that. I just... So you were sitting up, but you were awake and you were having a conversation with Mrs. Batisby. What did she look like?

I can't remember, I can't shut up chatting all night so you don't remember this happening or you do remember it happening no I remember that like if I see my mom now and I mention say I should go oh yeah Mrs. Battersby she remembers coming in because she was older than me won't she so she's her my mom was she was old because I'm calling Mrs Batters be she was old because I'm calling Mrs Batasby she was old she was old she was old she was old she the old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was old she was my age I'd probably say, oh it's Susan or whatever. Right, sure. I misspatter people by the same name, don't you? Anyway, so she kept her point right. I don't know, I'm thinking of pictures at the wedding. Uh, why do you have to go through other things to just have a memory?

How old do you reckon you were? How old are you reckon you were? Your mom was older though, yeah? You must have a vague idea of when this event was. I'm thinking about it now I'm thinking. Okay. I'm picturing the picture of myself at this wedding. Okay. And how old are you? How old are you? I'd say I look about seven or eight looking at the picture. Right, okay. So Mrs. Battersby is chatting away to you. You don't remember what she said, but you do remember having the conversation. No, he doesn't remember it at all, this is so far removed. No, he doesn't remember the chat now. Well then why are you telling, you tell us, it's not your memory? It's not because you tell us the memory. the mom to remind me of it. Yeah, all all all all all all all all all all, all, all, all, all, all, oh, their, their, their, their, their, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I, th, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I th. I th. I don't, th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the tho. tho. they tho. they tho. they tho. they don't tho.. Mrs. Battersby. No, you don't remember there.

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Because that is something that could happen in real life. What we're questioning is that you spoke to a ghost. I thought. What's what beetle was it? Just one of the standardss, just the black shiny one. The thing is, right, a couple of years ago we were in the ivy and the food came and there's a big blob of wasabi, right? It was like a, um, called an oriental hors d'oeuvre, right? And I looked over at Carl and he started drinking water, I said, what was it, I heard that, I said, that was a blob of wasabi, he said, I thought it was one mushy pea.

That's a classy restaurant, they're serving one mushy pea. Well, they do that, don't we? Wow, small portions. It's all trendy, isn't it? I love the fact that it's exactly the same thing. They've swapped the beetle. You see see the fact th. It's th. It's the fact, it. It's th. It's th. It's the fact, it. It's th. It's th. It's, th. It's, the fact, th. It's, the fact, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's exactly. It's exactly. It's thathe. It's th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a the the the the the the the the th. It's a the th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a classy. It's a th. It's a th. It's ths, you see something you think. It's a good job you remember that anecdote though because he does it. Exactly, yeah, in years to come we're going, it's some wasabi once, did you? Well according to Ricky, I was in the ivy. I thought, I thought it was mushy pee. Ah. So hang on her. I just want to go back to Mrs. Batsy, because you confidently said you confidently said it was haunted it was haunted place but you've got no with evidence for it because even even you

claim you had this encounter you don't remember everything in life but you supposedly had a conversation with a ghost I know but I didn't know when I was young right you remember the specifics of an aunt walking around yeah yeah so you thought oh so I see if you'd have had the memory it would just be a nice old lady on the end of your bed all night right right and and and then and then and then and the and the and the and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I was I was I was I was I was I was th. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the would just be a nice old lady on the end of your bed all night. Right. And then when I mentioned it my man was saying what do you mean Mrs. Battersby? Who's Mrs. Battersby? When you're a kid you're not terrified are you? No? Nothing scares you. I mean I'm beginning to think who the fuck is Mrs. Carl, you're the strangest little mile that's ever lived. Company, he had a company. There goes Carl with his friend. What's his friend?

Oh, it's a little... It's a Sanio 4197G! I love that. That's amazing. Oh, calculator. Do that boobs thing again. My mom and dad used to go out. I stayed in just shots of him with his campfire on the beach. He said, maybe beautiful down the air. Four plus sixty, who would it be? My only friend was to calculate that. Oh God!

Just so much the shots of him in Vietnam and just carrying Tommy. His batteries roll battery is, when the battery is tied it on the funeral point. His barrows roll over the floor. Oh, fuck you now! The movie company was a calculator. Before I used to knock around with a brick. Oh, fuck me! Carl, the human body is one of the things that you're actually genuinely fascinated in. This is one of the things that you admit is quite amazing. And I think we all agree with that.

Here's some quite incredible stats and facts about the human body. What do you think of this? 50,000 of the cells in your body will die and be replaced with new cells all while you're listening to this sentence? Go on. Well, that's it. What's the sentence? That was the sentence. Uh, what was the sentence again? Uh, what was a sentence again? Where doesn't matter? The sentence doesn't matter. 50,000 just dying and being replaced in that time. But what are they doing?

Different cells do different things. Some are taste buds. Some carry hemoglobin and oxygen to other cells. Yeah. Some are skin. Some a liver. I've heard about skin. I've heard of that skin sort of, you know. What, what you've heard? Rumour about skin, you're a real skin, what? It keeps all your stuff from falling on the fucking floor? Well, it's a thing that makes

you what you are as well, don't it? More than anything? What you're not? Wo? the skin, the skin, the skin, and you're they, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they, they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thr, their, their, their, their, their, th. What th. What th. It's, tho, tho, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their skin, their, their skin, their, their skin, their, their, their, their, their, their, the same. No, you're not just a scarlet, no. Other than your lungs and your art and your kidneys and stuff. What I'm saying is I had all the flesh on top and all the blood vessels and I went to that body's exhibition. Yeah, here you know this is it. He knows all about the human body and science because he went to the body's exhibition. Do you know with the German fellow cuts bodies of yes. Now he had the the to the to to to to to to to to their to their their their to their. He had their. He had their. He had their. their. I. I. I to to their. I had to to to their. I've to to their. I've their their. I've their. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've their. I've. I've. I've. I the flesh. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the same. Other than height, everybody looks exactly the same. And that's why racism is so stupid. Well, it's a good point, isn't it? Good point, isn't it? That's saying that, though, I did think most of them were Chinese. What made you draw like in Kimji?

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body's resource for? They don't tell you they just tell you that if you want to be part of an exhibition later in your life put your name down. And what did you learn about the body from this exhibition? Well, I told you. You know, we all look similar. At the end of the day, your skin is what makes people look different. Yeah, that's the bit that makes you look like you, doesn't it? Yeah. That's the bit that you can tell how old somebody is. Yeah, that's what you recognize someone's skeleton and their their ir brain. Unless it's the elephant man. But then again, with the skin on, I couldn't tell you

how old he was. There's something about his head and everything that he's just, he's ageless. He could buy a packet of fags and be underage. He could get on a bus and say he's an OAPE. I have not to go to clue how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their old their old their old their old their old their old their old their old their old their their their old their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I. I. I th. But. But. I th. I th. But. But. But. But. But. But, th. But, their their their their their their? But with most people, it's the skin that does it. Strip all that away and they were all stood upright as well, they weren't sort of hunched. Right, unched. They've been straightened up. Not unched. Is that the German bloke? Unched?

But what did I learn? Can I answer that? Sure. Fuck all right. Oh, there we are. The skin, of course, you are right and saying, is an extraordinary thing. I mean, it is almost unlike any man-made item. It's one of the most waterproof things, obviously, one of the most durable, one of the strongest and yet stretchiest. I mean, it is a remarkable achievement. Yeah. One square inch of skin, right, has four yards of nerve fibers. In one inch? In one inch, square inch of skin.

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I lost him, didn't I? When did I lose him though? When you try to explain how babies are boring. Carl, every human being spent about half an hour as a single cell. I heard about that. What do you mean you've heard about that? I remember reading it. I read it. I think I went to the science museum and it was on the wall and I just thought oh I would have hated that. What being a single cell? For half an hour. But then when was there ever a chance of a single cell knowing anything? Yeah if you look at it like that, it's not a problem, yeah.

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But what's weird? Just something that isn't, doesn't look like the rest of us? There's nothing... What's weird? People-wise, I mean. How many people are in the world? Six billion people? Six billion people. Yeah, you don't walk down the street and I'd expect every fifth person to be like what is that look at his head he's got three legs why why is the arm on the back of his head what why isn't it well there has been well there has been never again do you know like that total recall yeah like that where everyone's a little bit weirder. I mean you know

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And it's a shame, because it does make the world as it is. We're amazed, did we sit here amazed by these facts by thinking about the cosmos. You're endlessly bored by it. Always looking for something new and weird and alien. Do you know, they've estimated that there might be about 5 million species of animal, right? But they think there might be another 20 million all insects. So they've stuck it about one, but they wouldn't be surprised if there's another 20 million all insects. So they've stuck it about one, but they wouldn't be surprised if there's another 20 million species of insect. I wouldn't. All right, okay. Thanks so much. No, because you start off with the big stuff, don't you? If someone comes

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I'd say it's got to be a dramatic difference. Right. Right. How's it's such a bag of contradictions. You'd be annoyed with someone who found a new elephant. You'd think that was a sizable discovery, but no, that would piss you off because they should have found it before. They find a fish just swimming around upside down and put it up the right way though. How different does the elephant? How different does the elephant? How does it have to be different? different. To the point that I don't know it's an elephant. Like our hippo's related to a wheel. What a look like then? Well we're all related. We're all related.

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the day that's going to have extra pressure. If your person was Einstein, then you really are an underachiever. No, but do you know what, if he was, I'd know about it. I don't reckon you would know about it. I don't reckon your family would be that impressed with Einstein. It was always the weird one with the scruffier in his tongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongongonging. Yeah. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thirty, I th. It's th thus, I thirty, I thin, I th. I th. I'm th. If I'm th. If I'm th. If I'm th. If I'm th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. If, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. If, I, I, I, I, I th th th th th th th th th thin, I'm thin, thin, thin, thin, th thin, thin, thin, thin, th thin, you thin, th thin, th thin, you th thin, tongue out. Yeah. I reckon the stuff we know is enough now and all we tend to do is find problems. All the mystery is still in the world. The mind-body problem. What a brick. How to save the world. Yeah, but we know it's dying, we don't to fix it. Not yet we don't. Turn your lights off. But then we didn't... You turn yours off. Just get sick of it.

Leapleots through the door all the time. Saying you're eating off. Turn the lights off. Living like a mole. I love his little internal dialogues out then. They're fantastic, the little discussions he has with himself. Oh, I can't wait till he's old. That's gonna be amazing, us three, where we're about 75, 80, he's fucking moaning.

Oh, we're in a little home to get now. It just sucked me. Fucking out. Oh, Carl. Do you remember with you was 73? I just suck me. Fucking out! Oh Carl! Do you remember with you was 73? No, do I fuck? Tell us the tick-tack I need to again. What a fucking useless bunch of cunts! Well that's about it for the Rickage of A's Guide to the Human Body. Hope you enjoyed it. I hope you learnt something. I know Carl didn't. Next one, the final one in this series is the Rickage of A's Guide to the Earth.

Carl, are we going to do any more guides or... I think we've covered the main stuff you need to know. Yeah, it was good doing the guides though. I like the attempt the the the the to the attempt. I to the attempt. I the attempt. I the attempt. I the attempt. I the attempt the attempt. I the attempt to to the attempt. I the attempt to to to to the to to that. I hope. I hope to learn. I hope to learn. I hope. I hope to learn. I hope that. I hope that. I hope that I hope that I hope that I that I that I to learn. I to learn. I to learn. I to learn. I to learn. I to learn. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tea tea tea tea tea tea. I hope. Hope. Hope to learn. I hope. I hope. Hope to learn. Hope to learn. Hope toea tea tea' tea'a'a'a'a'a'a' to learn. I think we've covered the main stuff you need to know. Yeah, it was good doing the guides though. I like the attempt of learning. I remember our early ambition was to actually be educational as well as hopefully entertaining and I feel perhaps at times we've perhaps slightly short-changed listeners in terms of what they're learning. Well they're not learn anything because also even as you know compared to Carl we are educated but we're guessing a lot of the stuff and he flumixes us you know sometimes. I mean it was fun trying to be pompous and professorial enough just to just to fight Carl's ignorance. I think we've learned more new words from Carl than we've learned anything else. Yeah. Yeah. There's been a lot of the made up words. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the words. to to the words. to the words. to to the words. to to the words. the to to the to to the to to their to their their their to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. their their the. their their their their their their their their their their of the made up words, perhaps more than ever before. And also some of the most abstract

conversations I think we've ever had, I mean, Carl's, as he gets older, it becomes more and more arrogant and confident. He said a new one to me the other day. There was a problem downloading one of the guides on iTunes and uh, he said they've added to the fuckerage. Which is good. Yeah. So till the next time it's goodbye for me Ricky Jave's Stephen Merchant. Goodbye. And Carl Pilkington. Right? This audio program is presented by Audible. This audio program is presented by Audible.com. Audible.audible, audio that speaks to you wherever you are.