The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S1E2 (November 17, 2001)
Episode Date: September 2, 2022The show ran between September 2001 and May 2002 before Gervais and Merchant went on hiatus to film the second series of ‘’The Office’’. Initially, Pilkington’s on-air presence was relativ...ely minimal compared to what it would become. Gervais and Merchant only occasionally called for Karl to weigh in with his thoughts, while the two mostly talked to each other, with the “links” between songs comprising only about 30 minutes of the show’s 2-hour run time.As Pilkington’s personality moved to the forefront, the talk portion of the show expanded to roughly an hour per 2-hour broadcast. While the show relied largely upon a stream-of-consciousness format, Pilkington made attempts to keep things more conventional by insisting on running contests and airing pre-recorded segments and regular “features”.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
XFM 104.9, Dandy Warholz, Bohemian Like, it was the Ricky DeVay show.
With Steve Merchant. Yeah, exactly. And Carl, who's turned our microphones on?
We, yeah. Can't believe it. Good to see you, Carl. Good to see you, Ricky.
Cheers. Cheers. Now in a fun-filled and music-filled show, we've got music and fun.
Yes, looking forward to that. Two hours, there. There's, good. Good. Good. Good. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. And, and, and, and, th. And, and, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the the th. th. the the th. the tha. th. th. tha. tha. tha. And, tha. And, tha. And, tha. And, that. Two hours, solid two hours. There's no gaps. There's nothing. There will be no dead air.
There will be adverts sometimes.
There'll be adverts, yeah.
But I mean, you know, that's what's what pays our wages, isn't it really?
And some of the adverts I think are quite amusing.
Yes, no.
I've got the ones. with you. So... Have any calls about that Rick? Any channel 5 or someone on to you? No, that haven't. No. No. No. That's clean. Just weird.
No, but I think it's a bit of head at its time because it's very unique.
Sure. Because it's not like other film, is it sort of like, it's a bit out there.
Anything caught your eye? This week's, Rick, I know that both you and I know are kind of obsessed with these people who believe in people who can predict the future or have got contact with the dead or whatever.
And I know Mystic Meg's a bit of a nonsense, but people do take her seriously. On the cover
of the sun today, Mystic Meg won me 15 million quid. Wow. You're thinking that's not, that's a pretty amazing claim. I know that Carl believes in mystic Meg and all that sort of rubbish. You know, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, but, but, thi, but, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, but, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th, th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thi, thi know that's that would be a hell of a just to him yeah which is incredible
which is incredible and so this is guy a lottery mad Tom Naylor he's a
lorry driver right he won 15 million quid he says um I always read my
horoscope in the sign and follow the advice basically what Meg
said was keep a lottery ticket in a yellow mug to add luck. So you think you're right? Okay, so he's kept his ticket in a yellow mug. That's still pretty extraordinary. Yeah. Hmm. I didn't
have a yellow mug, says Tom. So I put the pages of my map book. So I put the
ticket in the pages of my map book, which is yellow. Right. He's used to he's used to yellow. No, he's used the yellow. I don't see th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't. I don't th. I don't th. I don't to to to th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't to thi thi to to to to to to to to to to th. I didn't thi. I didn't th. I didn't the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the yellow mug. I the yellow mug. I the yellow mug. I the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to th. I to to tom. I tom. I tom. I tom. I tom. I didn't tom. I tom. I tom. I didn't tom. I didn't tom. I tom. I didn't tom. I didn assuming maybe there's some kind of pseudoscience that she applies. I think if she'd said put it near anything yellow,
fine. She said put it in a yellow mug, that's pretty specific. From that he's thought, well,
I'll ignore Meg's advice. I always do what she says, if she says put in a yellow-mug- she's had two sort of like, you know, points of reference the yellow, the yellow, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, thin, to, to, to put it, to, to put it, to, to put it, to put it, to put, to put, to put, to put, to put, to put, to put, to put, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thin of the yellowness of the object and the object itself, the noun should be a mug. What's missing in the yellow book is the mugness.
The mugness is one of the influence.
It's got lots of bookness, but it wasn't the bookness that gave him the £13 million.
So I reckon, I reckon, I reckon Mystic Meg won me 7 and a half million.
Right.
Right.
Right. Sure, sure, yeah. So, I don't know, I don't know. Do you think that that's pretty spooky and weird and natural stuff?
I'm just a bit livid today. I wasn't really listening to what you were saying.
I'm just paying attention?
Yeah, sorry.
Do you want to notify us before?
Yeah, you know, you too?
Go on.
What would have just been nice if you would have been nice if you. Have I done something? No, no, not you two. Just, just bit levy. XFM 104.9?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Stan clear. Adam F. M.O.P. We all know who's Adam F. Is. Who was it? the to?
We all know who's Adam F. Dad of. We all have no dads. Do we?
Rick. Can you keep it, keep filling? Because I've realised I've left my mobile phone on and the kind of calls I'm going to be getting on a Saturday afternoon.
Yeah, I'll just keep going. No, no, it's just... Oh, that was Adam F and MOP? Stand clear.
We all know Adam F's got a dad. to the the F's gotardus. Yes, Shane Fenton, that's what the F must be for.
You're back.
Yeah, we wouldn't want to be...
Oh, all the people they're calling you all the time.
Oh, the ladies.
Oh, God.
Anyway, EXFM-104.
We're going to start now.
We're going to muck it up. Now, Rick, I know you're a big trivia fan. I know you're
obsessed with trivia. And I thought, you myself, well, can I entertain Rick on Saturday?
Go on. So I was wandering around on the web looking for trivia, basically, that they could
entertain you. And you're a big animal trivian. I love animal. It's not much No well I don't know if you've heard this one before. Ants never sleep. No I know. Yeah. Who I know? And and they've got alcohol in
their birds they don't freeze and winter and that's why you never see a
lazy ant it's always working. It's drunk but it's always... but they never sleep
but they do take a lot of fag breaks. Yeah I know yeah I think it's like noisy neighbors. There's about a million of them living sometimes in a room. And they just it must be rude. But you see him, you see him carrying a leaf and they see
someone else and they go, do you want a hand with that? And they go, don't be silly.
You're carrying some eight times your body weight as it is? It is well, you know, I've got another pair of a penis. It's not a joke. No it's not
a joke. It's not a joke. This is a genuine trivia question. I'd say, oh, I think I've seen
one on this. Is it an ostrich? Right, you're going for ostrich, Carl? I'll go for ostrich as well.
Right. Did you come up without yourself or? Yeah? I was going to say that. Well guys you went for ostrich as well. Right. Do you come up with that yourself or? Yeah. I was going to say that before you said it. Well, guys you went for ostrich chicken. You're both wrong. It's actually
the swan. It's the large chicken. Yeah. What? I mean, that's a bit worrying then, because I thought
I saw an ostrich penis. So what was I was looking ates giving each other one. And I just, and that's how that can influence, things that are, dirty, filthy, leasteriskis, can confuse
a child if he's at the zoo and he doesn't know. A swan's got, that's really annoying. I'd
never give a swan a knob. It's a little, this,to give a knob to any bird. Um, good question.
No, no, no, I should post that myself.
If you could give a knob to any bird, what would it be?
Phone in?
Oh, the vulture.
Well, of course a vulture.
That, they need a bird for you.
Bigger.
Yeah.
What about yourself, Carl? knobs when you breed. What bird do you sit with suit and look? It's got to be a bird of prey or something like that, hasn't it? Just the robin, really.
It would be amazing. Some Christmas cards would be like...
Yeah, but it's a normal human-sized knob on the robin. That would be great,
and the other thing annoying about this, this is ironic, right?
Now the male of all bird's pieces are usually called a cock. Yes. But the only bird with a cock, yeah, right?
It's called a cob.
Is that what a swans call?
Yeah, they're cob and pen.
They're not cock and hen.
That's not.
And he's got a cock.
And he's got a cock.
But the the peak.
Yeah.
Quick query th you said it. The second time you said it you said cock, did you mean the penis? Well you're showing off the whole farce of radio broadcasting. Because you're not
really like to say cock. No exactly. One cock would cause great offence. The other cock's
it's strange. It's strange. So I mean if we said now to you, you know, oh I like cox, meaning birds, yeah. That would be fine. If I mean if I meant the the the you like cocks it was preem yeah, yeah, that would be... Carl, do you like cocks?
Do you like cocks? Do you like cocks? No. Right, okay, that's fine, that's fine. I was asking you know, you know, yeah. I'm a big fan of tits and tits and tits. Yeah, I mean I'm a big I'm a big big. I'm a big that's a big. I'm a big that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's you like, I that's you like, I like, you like, you like, you like that's that's you like that's you like that's you like that's you like that's you like that's you like that's you like that's you like that's you like that's you like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that's that's th... Carl, don't worry. There's nothing wrong, the same tits and tots. When I said tits, I meant the
little birds. Yeah, when I say cocks I mean the little, the big birds. Yeah. Do you know, when... Go on. Go on. No, it's just the... It's when you talking about, you know, you're talking, you're talking, you're talking, you're talking, you're saying, you're saying, you're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tip, I, I the tip, I the the tipes, I said, I said, I tits, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I tip, I mean, I said, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, the the the the the tits, the tits, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, I mean, when, I said, I mean, I mean, I mean, Ithey, they, I like the fact they flutter away when they hear the milkman coming.
Oh come on.
So when, what?
What are you talking about?
No, when the milkman's coming, when he's walking up the...
Oh, God's times.
Ash and sometimes, lovely song, I got to apologize to our producer there. He was worried about, there was nothing wrong with it. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, the the their their, their, their, I, I, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm their. thin' their. they's, I's, they's, they's, they's, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, when, when, when, when, when, when. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. the the the thin, they're, they're, they're, they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, when, when, when, just like saying, you know, you like watching birds in the garden.
I know, it's cheap isn't it to say like, like, I like tips. Yeah, I like tips. Yeah, I like
like cops. So, I'm a little more literary now. One of my favorite things is Fanny by Gaslight.
Really? That's interesting. That's interesting. Yeah, not the medical condition. There's nothing
in your, no, no, no, it's the big horrible thing that used to swallow semen. Now I, in the winter,
yeah, Steve, go on. There's nothing I like more to keep my hands warm in a muff. Sure, sure, sure.
You mean those kind of furry things that sort of classy looking ladies yeah posh ladies often put their hands up you know when you go have a nice like a party and they'll leave it
and that you might take the wrong hat or something there's thing I like
more than see two posh women with their hands in each other's muffs oh that's
always and they're going oh this must be yours yeah yeah that is always funny yeah yeah but seriously now now I know it I'll just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th I just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th th th th th th th th I th I just just th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th I th th th th I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the th the the the the the the the the the th the th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the thi the thi the the the thi thi thi, no, no, I'll stop this, you're right,
I've got a degree. I think, I just remember that my favorite Beatles song has come together.
Yeah, now, we're going to stop this now, Carl, because it's childish.
You're right, I've got a philosophy degree, for Christ's sake, and it's about time. Who's your favorite philosopher? Do you want me asking? Well, I would that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the f f f f f f f f f f f f. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I thi thi thi. I just thi thi. I just thioliolioluiolioluioluiolomea. I just that's that's that's thiolomea. I th. I just th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I just into a cockney accent really so it can be like my favorite philosopher I like a bit of Kant right is
that Emmanuel yeah that's strange yeah what's his name again
can't oh yeah yeah yeah that can be weird can be strange look at Carl
look at his face look at his face look at his face
join in Carl oh do your trousers we'd be like Stan Boardman when he told the Focker joke.
We won't do local radio again for 10 years.
I'm still pissed off that swans have got cocks.
Bein Brown, Dolphins wear monkeys.
Yep.
Before that, don't know what that was. I'm still pissed off that swans have got cocks. Yeah. It's a waste. It's a waste
of a knob with a swan. I know what they're doing with it half the time. Now we've got some
great... Do you remember? We're stopped with the city in your enders now. But do you remember...
I think it's because they've got a long neck and to balance them properly in the water. What are those things that boats have underneath? I'm Roger. No. No. Yeah, the key, the keels, yeah, the big, yeah. Do you know what I mean? It might
be? He might be right. Yeah. Balancing. But ducks would need onethat's, so long necks, long knob?
Don't look at me, Javis.
That's Steve.
I know, no.
Sandy Toshfeg's got a tiny cock, hasn't she?
But she has got one, which is interesting.
That's libelous.
I just let's say now that Sandy Tosfeck has never had a knob.
No, she's not. But you're not lying about. about the neck. She's got a little neck, that's fine, that's clear for all to see. I just
remember, I saw one Opportunity Knox once. Opportunity Knoc? Yeah, it was a pianist who wrote
this true and his name was Wayne King. Do you like Wayne King? Kyle, what's your opinion
on Wayne King? I don't know his work? You're not a fan of his work. Okay, no, no, that's fine. We asked your opinion, mate, and you've given it, and that's all we can ask for.
Oh, no opinion on Wayne King.
If you're a fan of Wayne King at home, please get in touchthat about? We're asking someone's music opinion. It's from music station.
What...
Is this going to be about this all day?
It's been...
Let's talk about you and your girlfriends again.
Now, I think people enjoy that more.
Oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh! You are grumpy? Why, you're all grumpy? Tell us, come on. I think I've got SAD. What's that mean? That thing when it's Sharday. It's dark outside and you feel depressed. Oh yeah. I think I've got that.
But you're from Manchester, isn't it like pitch black there all the time? Isn't it like,
isn't it like, what's countries? Is it Iceland? It's like dark all year? It's like yeah. The land of the the the land? The the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Land of th. Land of th. Land of th. Land of th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th than's th th th than th thin thin' thin' th th th th thin' th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. It's dark. It's dark. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. It's th. th. th. It's thin the. It's the. It's the. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's dark. It's th'm not going to bore you with it. Go on. What do we say about when? Well, you bored me with it earlier, can't you bore in with it? Yeah, certainly fair.
What we're saying about what? Wayne King.
Oh, Carl, play a record. That's a disgusting, Paul. You're a private.
Thanks. Hello, this Christmas help a London breakfast show.
For every 100 new listeners, this month we'll save one of Santa's reindeer from having
his hooves chopped off and boiled down into glue or, you know, turned into an ash trail or something.
Please tune in, save a reindeer, and enjoy a variety of music like R.E.M.
You too.
Turing Breaks. Roots Banova. Andrew W.K.
And make sure the tiny orphans get a proper Christmas this year.
Or do you think that's all right? You sick, pervert? The tiny orphans get a proper Christmas this year.
Or do you think that's all right? You sick, pervert.
L'UCH,
We're today.
We are indeed.
Before that Weza Island in the Sun.
Can I just ask Carl a quick question?
Why does he swear so much on radio?
No, no, no, no.
Carl, did you see that film last night?
Gay lords say no.
Yes.
What are we watching that for?
Yeah.
Weirdo?
You're always going to lose with that one.
Rick, did you see that film last night Gaylord say no?
No?
Oh, no.
You're a Gaylord.
That is actually the official way of finding out of someone's gay.
That's how Oscar Wilde got caught.
That's exactly how he got caught.
Yeah, they went, well, we got no.
Cheers my thanks. you go Oscar. See that film last night? Go ahead and say no? No. Take him. Until that Bender don't stay. Taken out of my sight. Is it how they got him? Yeah. The official way.
Yeah. Children in Need last night, Rick. Oh, I watched a bit of it. Did you watch any of it?
It's awful. It's the worst and BBC One for one day into just one big school
fate. Yeah, exactly. It's so pathetic. The entertainment is ill-thought-out, it's just boring.
I'd prefer that they just made everyone pay a pound. That would be fine, yeah. And they make more
money and we wouldn't have to stick through it. Just add it to the license. But surely that's, exactly,
exactly that's just a taxation, that's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just a taxation, that's just a taxation, that's just a that's just a taxation, that's just a that's just a taxation, just a taxation, just a that's just a that's just a that's just a taxation, just a that's just a that's just a taxation, just a taxation, just a taxation, it's just a taxation, just a taxation, it's just just just just just just just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just a taxation, just a taxation, just a taxation, just a taxation, just a taxation, just a that's just a that's just a that's just a their, just a their, just a their, just a ta, just a ta, just a that's just a that's just a that's just a their, a that's just a taxation, aation that we should you know but that's opposed to going through this nonsense of seeing people from West End musicals or aren't
selling come out and a song yeah of course God but it's just that they may as
well because I know there's Terry Wogan at one point going around the
audience with a bucket just running it getting all members of the
audience to put loose change in a bucket yeah this national television yeah watch they've they've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their I I I their I their I their I they they they're their their they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttoy their them do they've already have to sit through three hours of rubbish now you're making them pay for it. Does he get paid?
I don't know if you've done it for I know you know there's a lot of people who go on there that all the pop acts that go on there they're all plugging a single.
Of course, but of everything it's like, it's this mask of sort of the jar and Pudsy loses eye as well. Well you get another one out if you're not careful and
I was watching I watched it quite like because we just had it on in the corner
we were watching and stuff and about one o'clock and the toy and they've been
promising this for ages it was a couple of sort of holly oak stars or
something male male stars we're gonna be part of a male stripper, scriptees, you know, full monty type.
I turned that off.
I didn't want to watch that, Steve.
Do you notice the way it said it had been promised it for ages, it was like one in the morning.
Almost the same thing.
Yes, Carl's got you.
You've got a major of me, Carl? No, but the point was like, the thing about the, um, are you a gay lord tied to a tree?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There you are, there you are, don't you?
Then you're really, don't me.
But no, seriously, so they'd be on this, uh, this, this, this male stripper kind of gang
come on, like, you know, fireman or whatever. one woman just putting her glasses on. It was like it was one in the morning she'd
fallen asleep and her promise had got Agnes Agnes quick put glasses on wake up
they're getting their cocks out you're mean cocks. Yeah yeah they did the
script teas right they did the scripties and I have to swear right they went
right they went right down to their their under they had these kind and they were just and they were just just just just just just just just just I I I I I I was just they were just they were just I was just I I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just just I was just just I was just just just just I was just just just just just just I was I was I was I was I was I was just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was just I was I was just I was I was just I was just th. th. they they they was just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're. they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just just they're just just just just just I was just I was just I was justene it was utterly obscene I was actually appalling it's not what you're talking about it was appalling it's the charity is no but it was just it was
it was offensive I was offended by it it was the BBC it was charity and they were
bloats with their today their today their parents will go yeah it's the fact you know you can they're the most most you can have to the to to to to to to to to their their their their to their their their their their their their you're not their you're not their you're not to to their you to to to to to to their you to to to to their their you're not not not not not not not not not not not not not to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their it's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. It's their. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's yeah, it's fine, you know, you can stay and watch children in need.
That's for kids. Yeah, but then arses aren't, you know. It was, but it wasn't just arses.
They gave the impression, they were fully nude. I mean, thankfully they weren't. I made it close inspection. But it was obscene. Yeah, we're in a car looking at each other. Yeah, we're in, we're in, we're looking, we're looking, we're looking, we're looking, we're looking, we're looking, we're looking, we're looking, we're looking, we're, we're looking, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th. It, th. It's th. It's th. It's they're not, they're not, they're not, they're not, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, we're back at score, okay?
There's innuendos, we laugh when we say the word Bender, Cock, tits meaning birds.
Carl and Ricky sinning in a tree, KISS-I-N-G.
Rick, have you been enjoying Bubba Sparks, his current hit, Ugly, you're ugly, oh I'm ugly,
a song which means nothing to me actually, I kind of relate to it at all.
I have, yeah.
I have, yeah.
What do you make a Bubba?
I like Bubba.
I know where this is going.
I bet you've got a little bit of Bubba in your hip hop challenge.
Well, we did have the hip hopper in your hip hop hop. Well, we did we's the hip, we're the hip, we're the hip, we're the hip, we're the hip, we're the hip, we're the hip, we're the th, we're th, we're th, we're th, we're just, the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what you. What, what you. What, what you. What, what, what you. What, what you. What, what, what you. What, what you. What, I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, the. that. that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that not the hit, Ugly. It's, uh, the album's actually called Dark Days, Bright Nights,
Bright Nights, Bright Nights, Bright Nights, the title track of his current album. Rit
what do you make? I love it? It's great, it's hypnotic. Ah, the chorus, is that, it's that, sounds like like da. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark? Dark. Dark? Dark? Dark? Dark? Dark? Dark? Dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark days, dark days, dark days, dark days, dark days, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this? this? this? this? this? this? this? this? this? this? this. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's, this? this? this? the. It's, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Dark days, dark, dark, dark days, dark days, dark days, dark days, dark days, dark days, dark, dark, dark, dark days, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, the. the. the. the is the chorus is that's not is that sounds like Stevie one it does seem like Steve I don't know I haven't got the inlay sleeve to hand
I can't tell you does anyone know maybe they could call in Rick I'd love to
give out the number in fact I will I seven hundred eight hundred one two three four Ricky dot javays x f f f f f they b's the f they b's f the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the from rubber sparks to sparky bubs those sparky
bud boys swayed. Slick. Strokes last night and XFM 104. Before that's swade. Absolutely.
Beautiful ones. Fellow just phoned up and said you were talking about waterfowl before.
Yeah the only bird with a penis is the swan. He said it was worried him about the ugly duckling
they'll go about oh he turned into a swan, but ducklings, they're not called
ducklings, they're called signets. I pointed out that the swan in question didn't
understand because he thought he was a duckling and that all the other
ducks sort of laughed at him because he was all gangly and everything, but he turned into one and he realized I was the ugly, oh the ugly, oh the ugly, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's, and he's a. Oh, and he's a ugly, and he's, and he's, the ugly, and the ugly, and the ugly, and the ugly, and the ugly, and the ugly, oh, oh, oh, oh, all gangly and everything but he turned into one and he realized, oh I was a swan all along.
Yeah, the ugly duckling story got me through so many bleak nights as a child.
You couldn't wait to one day turn into a swan.
Still waiting for it.
So you can have a knob.
Yeah, because so, uh, his lovely, childish, lovely little innuendo. There's nothing nasty or vicious.
There's no...
Anyway, off air, you're a different kettle of fish.
You were trying to get us with the Gaylord's joke, isn't that?
Yes, he was.
He tried to do this.
We've done theue he's leaving Friday
Robinson Cruise so nice one hi five for it oh he got you right I got you the
right one there I don't know what that means but anyway um we're talking
about children in need oh yeah and um
he's just got it he's tried children in need earlier.
And as I'm not a fan of it.
And this is a couple years ago, I was working.
And we had to drive up to Blackpool.
Oh yeah.
And so it was comic relief night.
It was a fromat.
And they were listening to allthey've got this one guy in the studio doing all the DJing
and there's some bloke who's sort of outside the BBC with some kids and whatever else
kind of doing a live link up and the guy outside was Steve Baxter I forget the name
of the DJ inside.
I love the fact do you remember this man's name. Well it's it's important it's important it's important it's important it's important it's important it's important it's important it's important it's important it's important it's important it's important it studio, he's chatting away, and he's going, got a signed picture, a signed picture here of the Spice Girls, all the girls have signed
that, so the highest bidder gets to win that, and you have that, and you have that.
And, uh, um, I seem to have run out of words.
And he just said, I seem to have run out of words. I wonder if Steve Baxter has got any for me. And Steve Baxter was just outside,
like obviously not ready, just going, did no words? Do you have no words? Well, who's got all
the words then? It was wordless. I don't believe it. He's probably used up too many words in the
first hour. Exactly. He just used all the words. And he just used to use it. That's a hideous load. So we were enjoying that and the work work. to. th. th. th. the work. th. the work. th. the work. the work. the word, the words, the words, th. th. th. the words, th. th. th. th. I, th. th. th. to. to. to, to, th. I, th. to. to, to, to, to, to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, not. to, not. to, not. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. And, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. And, the. And, the. that and the work of Steve Baxter and we were driving along and then we were driving and we got stuck in this jam on the way up to Blackpool and I saw
this kind of white Mercedes like a couple of them.
I thought that looks quite swank, you know, and I'm swank.
And I drove up, we were driving up behind it and the number plate was something like, I can't
remember exactly, I can't remember exactly. thinking interesting or of one you know so driving alongside who is driving now actually wasn't a driver it was there was a guy driving it in the front seat
asleep green dog Keith Harris really Keith Harris was there orville as I
recall on the back seat oh no I couldn't believe it yeah was a sleep or I think
I didn't I didn't see cuddles the crazy I suspect I didn't he would have
popped up at some point just annoying the driver's hair you've got a I I think was I I I I I I I I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th was not I was not I was not I was not I was th was th was th was th was th was th was a the th was th was th was th was th was th was th. was th. was th. was th. was just was just was just was just was just was just was just was he was I was I was was was I was was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was not I was not I was not I was not I was not not I was not I was not not not not not not not not I think. to to th. to thi. I think was a thi. I didn't thi. I didn't th. th. I think was just just just. I didn't th. I think was just. I didn't think was just. I think was crazy monkey, I suspect. I imagine he would have popped up at some point just annoying the driver's hair and
the end of crazy.
Yeah, you've got to, I think Cuddles has to go in the boot.
He's not going in the boot because it caused havoc.
Yeah, knowing cuddles, he put his hands over the driver's eyes.
Exactly.
The thing is that he Orville is that that argument raged for years between him and Harris.
And Orville's right. He can't fly.
He can't fly.
So I'm worried that Harris will, lonely with a false sense of security.
But you can fly. Yeah. And then when Harris is out,
Allville, a climb onto a chair, onto a window, basically think he can fly and just plum it to his death. I think just a quick point about Orriffittle, I'm surprised he's still not potty trained.
Because he's been wearing that nappy of his for years. I know. Because he's talk, he's master the power of speed.
Yeah. Yeah. Still crapping everywhere I assume so. Flying around? Yeah and as we definitely know, it's a duck so he hasn't got a penis. He has he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is he's he he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still. He's still still he. He's still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still. He's he's he's still still still still. He's still still still still still still. He's still still. He's still still. He's still. He's still. He's still. He's still. He's still. He's still. He's still. He's still. He's still. He's he's still. He's he's still. He's still. He's he's still. He's a he's a he's a he's a he. He's a he's a he. He's a he's a he's a he's a he's he's he's he's still. He's hasn't got a cock. He has not got a penis. Penis, sorry. That was a mistake. There I did say cock.
Did you mean penis though? Yeah. You shouldn't have said that, Rick. I'm really sorry.
Put your fingers in your mouth, like this Carl, right? Put it apart, you put apart, you're just say bucket and spade. Oh, put your fingers in your mouth. Putt, put your fingers, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, their, their, their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I their, I their, I I their, I I I their, I their, I I I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I th, I th, I th, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thin, thin, thin, tho. thoo. thin, thoo. th. thooo. th. th. thin, th. tho. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, ade. No, with your fingers in your mouth.
Put your fingers that and just say bucket and spade.
No, don't do that.
Keep your fingers in your mouth when you say it.
Fock it.
Oh, Carl, where's the way.
Oh, that's outrageous, Carl.
Smashing pumpkins, I'm total of an X-FM, 104.
I just got to tell you something, Steve, remember at my birthday party, my girlfriend had bought me one of those arcade games,
she put money in a pub.
Oh, it's a quiz machine though.
Quiz machine, yeah, I tou tou-skine.
And we're all playing, but Steve, with his general film knowledge, people were getting
like a hundred thousand points and getting through.
Steve got something like 8 million.
Right, listen, I got the top score on a movie trivia quiz game, right?
Who's the geek now?
Yeah.
All right, Carl?
Hello.
No, but it was impossible.
I tried it.
For like months I just thought, I've just got to knock him off the top.
And I did it all the other categories and I was best at rock I was best at rock let's say that but by no means is you
know the gap between a friend of mine and a friend of yours Johnny Candon the
lovely Irish comedian came around last night yeah had a couple of goes he got
something like 30 million that's mental he was that's madness yeah in fact
in fact he's you're right because Johnny bought this comic right he loves
Doctor Who and he bought this comic and Steve he left it there and Steve I've got
a post now on every page wrote geek Johnny gets and reads this reason on the
tube and there's geek written everyone every page that's the sort of vicious
man Steve is he can hand it out I mean imagine him calling you a geek what
could that what must that feel like to be called a geek by Steve Merchant?
What do you think, Carl?
Every week he has a go at me anyway.
Who's talking? You're having to go at me?
You're having to go at me every week?
What? You've been having a go at me?
I have not had a go at me. what do you explain to me to do, lie? Oh, he's done you again, Steve!
No, I'm not getting into this because...
He's done you again.
I've been a lad called up before and said, oh, I've had a go at Steve again, these looks, and it's not like a game.
I'm not like coming here every week and wanting to make a look, you know, come to the toy, you, you, you, I, you, you, I, you, I, I, I, you, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, than, than, I, I, I, I, I, I, he, he, he. th. th. than, he. than, he's, he's, he's, he, he. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. And, he, he. And, he. And, he. And, he. And, he. And, he. And, he. And, he. And, he. And, he. th. th. th. th. than, he. than, I... And, I've. th. th. than, I've not, I've not, I've not, I've not, I've not, I've not, I've not, I've not, he's... I've not. th. th th th th th th Is this because of the gay lord stuff? No, it's just that you had to go at me before.
I did never go with you. I was talking to Ricky.
I haven't spoken a word to you.
In your eyes.
What? Is this why you're in an ugly mood?
A bad mood? A generally grim mood. Is it because like you just think I'm going to have have a go to go to have a to have a to have an an an to have an to have an to have an to have an to have an to have an to have an to have an to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to have a to. I. I. I. I'm. I'm to have a to have. I'm a to have. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to have. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was talk. I was talk. I was talk. I was tole. I was talk. I was talking tole. I was talking to to to to to to to to to to to to I haven't done anything! What are you talking? You're paranoid! I haven't said anything mate. I've got a little picture of you here, but I've got a little picture of you here, but I tell you now.
What we need now is a song for the lovers. I want to tell you now, this has been one of my favorite songs for about it. It's by David Bowie. Now David Bowie, and I like like like this like this like this like this like this this this this this to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to the the the to to to to the to to the to to a to a little to a little to a little to a little the picture the picture to a little to a little to a little to a little to a little to a little to have to have to have a little little little little little to have to a little little little little to a little to a little the picture. I, I, I, I, I, I the picture the picture the picture the picture the picture the the the picture the the the the the the the the picture the the the the the the picture the the the the picture, I, I've the picture, I've the picture th. I've got th. I've got a little picture, I've got a little picture, I've got a little picture, I've got a little picture, I've got a little picture, I've got a little picture, I've got a little, I? But this song is off space on it and it's called Letter to Hermione.
And I don't know why he stopped writing songs like this,
because this is probably one of the most beautiful songs ever recorded.
And I know Steve agrees me on this.
I do indeed.
Can I just kiss and make up with Carl?
No, that is.
No, let me just kiss my kiss. Then next week it'll be the same again. It doesn't mean anything. It's saying sorry. Oh, go on. Go on.
Look, look.
Get on.
I've never, Carl has gone a absolute shade of purple straining not to have merchants.
There's no point, Steve.
No.
No, just shake.
Just shake and make up.
Shake what really?
There you go.
All friends. That's lovely moment. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. the. Go. the. the. theateat th. thoooooooooo. It's. It's. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.? There you go. All friends sit down. This, that's lovely, that's a lovely
moment. It's XFM, 104.9 and this is Letter to Hermione by David Bowie. It's beautiful. Letter
to Hermione by David Bowie. Well, after that, I think he wrote the laughing gnome. I know.
It's just, the thing about David Bower, I feel the same way great, you know, great fun records, you know, I saw McLaustonbury, absolutely fantastic entertainer, but his songs have never gripped me,
they never got me at heart, you know.
Except that one.
Except that one, yeah.
That's the first one I've ever heard of his, you know.
Amazing lyrics.
Yeah, it's the thrown.
Yeah, it's good. Play something else then. Blur. Coffee and TV. Good to hear that one again.
Yes, good.
For that Radiohead, True Love Wakes Well.
Steve, it's time for my world famous film review.
People love it. Yeah.
Yeah.
How can I just ask before you crack on with the film review,
I notice you often do films that people have already seen.
Well, you see that's what I mean, that's why that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the think your film review failed because people didn't know what film you're talking about I
hadn't seen it. Yes. See there was mine I pick ones they've seen that you know
the the benefit of a film review was the fact that they hadn't seen yet so
they were gonna make up their minds based on that. I don't know I'd say I prefer Rickers okay see. Okay see there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there that that there's there was there's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that they that they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th are again being nasty to me. No is this he's got a choice. All right anyway, so my point is that how would you hope people would use your reviews?
Whatever the however they want? Okay. Okay. So, so, how they hope that they maybe seen the film but they had?
Okay, so, they'd hope that maybe maybe seen the film but they Nest. Now that came out I think in 1975, so maybe some people saw it in 1975, haven't yet made
up their mind as to what they thought of it.
Yeah, now this is, this is put them straight and what to look for next time maybe.
Okay.
Now, now I've got Ricky, film review, right? Chosen Rain Man, man, it's got Tom Cruise in it, and he's all right, he's normal, but he finds out
he's got a brother who's a bit mad. Dustin Hoffman is doing it, right?
And it's meant to me. He's all weird, but he's meant to be, so it's good acting.
Now, he, oh God, he needs to keep his brother, but they don't want him to have a brother and he doesn't remember a lot but he dropped him in the bath and burnt him he was little clumsy idiot but then he finds out he can make a
bit of money so they get the same suits and they go bet two for good won't
because he's got special powers so he can know what the roulette so he wins that
and he drops from the roulette he wins that and he drops in time for jeopardy he knows and he he's theyn't he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he he he he's he he he he he he's he he he he he he he he he he he's he he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the the put my order, don't go in the telephone box with him, he smells and getting back in time for jeopardy or watch it.
Anyway, then they slap his head and get worried, Quontas don't crash.
So he's got all that.
And in the end, he doesn't, I don't think, but at least they've met each other.
Yeah. Of course Rayman a film about autism, which is a strange, thia is is is is is is is is thia, thia, thia, thiiiiiii, which is thi, which is thi, which is thi, which is thi, which is thi, which is thi, which is a thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. the. the. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. the. thi. thi, thi.'re reviewing it. Anyway, what would you give it out of 10? Oh, nine. Okay. Thanks very much for that. Were you useful? Yeah? Have you seen the film before? No, I will
now. Okay. Dolly good. Well, that, excellent. New order. 60 miles an hour on XFM. 104.
Well, what, a quarter hour ago? You still got your song for the ladies? Song for the ladies coming up. Time now though, Rick for Under the Covers.
You've got me covered.
Cover me bad.
Which is when we play a cover version of a well-known hit.
To see the sort of effort that goes into the show.
There's a lot of worry.
We've learned something.
We've learned the only bird with a penis is the swan. We've the the the swan. We've had the the swan. We've had the the the the swan. We've had the the the the the the the swan. We've had the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the only the only one. We've had. We've had. We've had. We've had. We've the only. We've. We've. We've. We've. We've. We've. the only. We've. We've. the only. We've. We've. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. We've. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the only only only only only only only only only only only only th. thoooooo. the the. the the thean. th Orville. I saw Orville. Yeah.
We've had a film review, Rain Man.
Informative.
Award-winning.
An award-winning film I reviewed today.
So.
That was an Oscar winner, Count.
There's been things about ants.
Ants never sleep.
If you missed the beginning, you won't know that fact.
We've had various songs. Music. that. And that. And that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the the the the the the the songs, music. And that, beautiful. So carry on, Steve.
Cover me up. The White Stripes, everyone's raving about them, Rick. Sure. They are an exciting
band. And this is their cover of the Dolly Parton classic Jolene. Love it already.
Stripes and their version of Jolene. What did you make of it, I loved it? I want to ask Carl a question there. Because Carl in all of this new fangled world we live in what what do you think is going on there?
What do you think is going on there because it's a bloke?
Singing to a woman
Begging her not to take his man. What do you think's going on there? Say again. Well, that's a bloke? I'm not making the song thia thia thia thia thia thia. I thia. I thia thia thin thin thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thi thi. What thi. What thi. What's th- I th-I th-I thi thi. What's thi' thi-what thi-what thi-what thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. What thi. What thi. What thi. What thi. What thi. What's thi. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What th. What thi? What thi? What thi? What thi? What thi? What thi-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' th. What Jolene. Were you listening to the lyrics or?
You see, I got mixed up to you, I thought it was about that, that one about the person who
chucks himself off a bridge.
So I was thinking more about that than listening to that one.
Right, listen.
Right.
Jolene, I'm begging of you, please don't take my man. Joline, I'm begging the the man. I, the the the man. I, th. I, th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm playing. I'm playing. th. I'm playing. I'm playing. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm that. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. the. the. the. th. thea. thea. thea. I thea. I thoooe. I's all I've got, you're a beautiful woman, don't take my man because I can't compete with you, right?
Yeah.
What do you think's going on there though?
Because you know, it's Dolly Parton singing it, we know what's going on?
They're fighting over the same man, aren't we?
What do you isn't it? That could be a bloke's name. It's like Leslie. Okay, sorry, it was a... I don't... I wish you'd not ask him that question.
So exhausting. I love him. I love him. Do I love him? Do you thrown? Do you thrown?
Do you thin? Do you tell you the toy?
Which bird's got a cock? Swam. for various people have emailed and phoned in saying they want requests. We don't really play requests on the show. But as you mention them anyway, Matt Barr, Magic Thies. That's not
Matt Barr's Magic Thighs, Matt Bar and Magic Thies. That's not Matt Bar and Magic Thies. That's not,
that's not the magic thighs. Kierin in Dublin, Stuart and Hackney, Lisa and Alison, and Glenn in Crystal Palace who was ph-W-Wa-Wa' th and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thn, thn, thn, thn, thn, thn, thn, thn, thage, thage, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, thi, thi, th, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and th, and th, and th, and th.. ma, and th. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. Ma, thi. Ma, thi. Ma, thi. Ma, thi. Ma, thi. Ma, tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, tha'a'a'a'a, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi it'll be fun. Anyway I just thought what I said really. Here's tragic. What's tragic? What did you want me to say about that song?
Just your opinion your own opinion was fine. In fact your own opinion is
better than anything I could really hope for without doubt whenever I asked you a
question you constantly surprise us yeah you're it's wonderful so only ever carry on telling the truth carry on saying exactly what's on. th. th. th. th. th. th. this this th. th. this th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. their. their. their. their. their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. the the t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I ever, carry on telling the truth, carry on saying exactly what's on your mind and I think this could become a great...
You're like a man who was frozen in Victorian era and has been reawoken and he's kind
of discovering the world.
Some things make sense, other things, it's beautiful.
As opposed to one that was made in a castle in Victorian times like Steve. Oh that's just...I've that, I I I I I I I I that, I that, I that, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You, you th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You, you th. You thi, you thi, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, no, it was irresistible though, wasn't it?
I'm really sorry. Do we play a record? Right, I'm afraid that is about it from us.
Absolutely. I always leave the ladies with the song Rick, as you know, and the song for the ladies this
week, again it've played the
more historical science before. This is a track, it says it's just a demo which is, I don't
know why, if they're sound, if they've been picked up, it's outrageous. They're called
Sloan and this is called Pretty Together. See you next time. Goodbye.