The Ricky Gervais Show / An Idiot Abroad - Xfm S3E7 (December 13, 2003)

Episode Date: September 4, 2022

During the hiatus, Pilkington signed on with Gervais and Merchant’s talent agent, and negotiated a deal with XFM to get Mondays off in exchange for continuing to do The Ricky Gervais Show on Saturdays. This was a frequent topic of contention during this run with Gervais repeatedly accusing Pilkington of being lazy for demanding an entire day off on exchange for doing 2-hours of work on Saturdays.This show began airing again in November 2003 and broadcast for 12 weeks until January 2004 when Gervais and Merchant went on hiatus to film series 1 of their new show, ‘’Extras’’.

Roll over DJ by Jet on XFM 104. I'm Ricky Joveys with me Steve Merchant and Carl Pilkington. All right Carl? All right Carl. Let me explain why, Steve and to you the listeners. Well, we came in to a big, big bunch of stuff, dropped off by, it was it, Becky from Marks and Spencer, just like lovely stuff, food, presents with a cat, books, just, you know, to Ricky and Steve, Ricky and Steve, you do the show, right? Ricky, Jerseys and Steve Merchant.

GQ presenters of the year. Creators of the office, right? Carl's looking over, oh, oh, well, maybe, oh, it's not just, not for you....... the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, th..... It. It's, th. It's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. the, the, th. the, th. th. the, was, was, was, was, was, the, was, was, was, the the th. the th. the, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, the, the the year. Creators of the office, right? Carl's looking over, I go, oh, well maybe, oh, it's not just, not for you, no. And then, then he told me why he's grumpy anyway. Do you know what, XFM are giving everyone, how long have you been here? About six years? What are you getting for Christmas from XFM? Two CDs. Is that of your choice or do they choose them? There's a list of about 30. Right. Tell me what you chose. 30 CDs. I've gone for Kings of Leon album. Yeah. And the best of Bob Marley. Haven't we like giving them away in the past or something? Or you could have burnt them off couldn't you?

You could have done copies, illegal? But you could have done that. Anytime you wanted. I don't think about Miley Mines if you're, no. The bootleg is CDs. It's out of order though, isn't it? It is bad. It is that always the case, is it always been the true of all the time you've been in? No, it has been better than this. Yeah, th although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, although, the, the, th. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah don't go, oh, I have two bottles are semi-skimmed. Happy Christmas. Yeah.

That is a valid point. Do you know what I mean? You complain? Who made this decision? No point, is he? Why? Just no point. I don't like moaning anyway, just...

Is it like from the capital people? Just just everyone that's what everyone gets. Yeah, yeah Yeah, but will Christian get two CDs for getting up at 430 every day for about five years? I keep in this station afloat. Probably, yeah. So that's why I'm a bit fed up. What do you listen to first? Marley or Leon? Well, you have a bit of Marley. I'll tell you what Marley is good for as well You'll have a little beach holiday aren't you have a Christmas going to Lanzarote Hmm listening to that on the beach you'll you'll realize our wise XFM are in the long run You know you go well look they could have given me four hundred quid right? I just spent that, but this is, you know, the legend The gift that keeps on giving so you, you, you, the, the the the the their their their their their, you, you, you, their their their, their, you, you, their, you, you're, their, you're, you're, you're their, you're their, you're their, you're th, their their, tho, tho, tho, I'll tho, I'll tho, I'll tho, I'll their, I'll their, I'll, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their the the thoo' tho' the thooo' theole, thoo' their the, their I mean? Think how much those, what you got to think of is how much those, all his great songs took, not only from the depth of

his soul and you know, all his sort of angst and knowledge and love and then all the studio time, the market in. And you know what, they're just giving you one, that, they're don't, don't worry about that, Carl, and you're their, and their, and their, they, they, they, and they, and they, and their, they, they, they, and their, they, and their, their, their, their, their, their, and their, their, their, th, th, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And th, th, all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, all, all, all, all, all, th.... And, all, th, all, th, all, all, all, the, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, their, their, their, th, th, th, th. And th. And tho, tho, thoo, the, all thooooo, all the, all thoo, all all thoo, all all all about that car always have it you go what all the time we spend it in the money and everything you know have it I have it I have it car I have it and they've try yeah have that have that thanks thanks well done carry on we're still gonna pay her for the work yeah getting anything this Christmas. This is my favorite Elvis Costello track of all time. It's Allison. This wasn't on the list. Alvis Costello. Alvis Costello? Allison on XFM 104.9. So that's it.

Maybe, I'll tell you what, a good idea, Carl. Just beg, just to ask for other things. What do you want? What do you want for Christmas? You must have a big fan bags that they're willing to make you things. Maybe like a little, I don't know, gloves, a pair of gloves. It's a little woody hat. See what I send a necklace in for Suzanne up behind me?

Oh yeah. That's what she wants. Is Suzanne listening today? No, she's out. Right, okay. this is the dilemma. Me and Steve, yesterday were trying tha to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to convince Carl that it would be a good idea to buy Susanna Christmas present. Okay. Now why aren't you going to buy a Christmas present? Explain Carl why you don't think you should buy a Christmas present?

No I've told her I'll get a one but in the New Year. We're going away on holiday and that so there's no point taking stuff away. Yeah. Yeah. Just get something in the sales after Christmas, yeah. Yeah. Right. We and Steve were trying to explain to Carl that she would love it if you bought her something on Christmas Day. Yeah, but she knows now. But yeah. I've told her. No, well, I want to tell you.

Right. This, dear listener, this was Carl's worry. I bet she's got you something and Carl was worried in case he got her something and she hadn't got him something. Yeah he'd be livid. He didn't want to be down. He didn't want to be a present down. Yeah. Look at his face! So buy a nice necklace. Don't spend under a quid, you know just spend under a token. You know just a little token away. They're not taking her a holiday. What're not taking a well oldie. What, what, you're paying for it, are you? Are you really? Well, half and half and that. Right. So you're paying for you to go on holiday? That's good of you. So the gift is your company really? She's done all right.

She's done all right! Why do you talk about your 60 years old? And you've been working on the mind? She's... I don't know that she's done alright. Do you go into it, say, Suzanne, you're bloody lucky. I mean... You've fallen on your feet. Look who you've got... What? To be fairly, what? I'm not sure she has done all right. I don't want to be critical, but... Oh, dear. So what are you going I'll give her the choice, you can have Kingsley and all Bob Marley.

Right? I like to decide there. Oh dear. I can't wait to see you. Where are you going, Lanzarote? Where's that? Where's that? I don't know. What's the currency went? Duno? I said, Suzanne booked this one, did she? Yeah. I thought, so where is it? Is it? Is Lanzarote African or? Foreign? Somewhere foreign. I was looking last night and it doesn't look that good. There was, like one of the highlights of the things it says you've got to do is go and have, apparently they've got restaurants in caves and that's like one of the things to say you must do.

So, if that's a highlight, do you know what I mean? So we'll do that. Go and see what that's like. When you're on the beach car, do you wear the very, very tight speedos? do. Do the th. Do th. Do. Do. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. their. th. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their, their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. theat their, theat their, they. they. they. their, they. their, their, their, their, their. Do you walk over there? Sort of longest shorts, t-shirt on probably with a sort of a light shirt on top of that. Right, sure. So quite wrapped up then? Do you wear a hat because obviously the bold head there is risk for some brunt. Uh, no, just put a bit of a lotion on it. Loa lotion on there. Just have a bit of a wander. Wander down the beach, have a look. See if there's any old blokes with their tackle out and a backpack? I looked a lot forward to so yeah well we're looking forward to find out how you get on. Yeah, I like it and interested to know what she

gives you on Christmas Day. More scintillating chat after this next song. A better placebo. Yeah love it, love it, love it. Special needs. Placibo special needs on XFM, one of four point nine. Email, special needs on XFM, one of four point nine. Email him where Lanzarote is. I don't know if it's Italy or Spain off Europe or maybe Africa. You know, these are the sort of things, these are the reasons I come into it, to at least learn some, isn't it, Carl? We stopped educating Ricky, so I've stopped, I've stopped learninging, tha, tha, tha, tha, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th are the sort of things these are the reasons I come into to at least learn some isn't it Carl we stopped educating Ricky so I've stopped I've stopped learning you know about things like the woman who went mud all her life and I thought you something before and we're in the office what's what do you to go what did you teat they've just counted how many fish are in the

scene no they've just done a census no they've they've just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just a they've they've just just just they've just they've just they've just they've just they're just just just just just they're just they've they're just they're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just have gone in the sea and they've got a work out it's about... Mrs Spratt is this their son no he's a lodger okay let's mark him down that's too. I've lost count six million foreign oh darn so many are there? Well there's a lot there. Well there are more species of fish than bird mammal and reptile put together. That's on my DVD of animals. That's still available in the shops. Probably find it online if we get that slightly cheaper. What? Go on. Ask me a question. That's the question.

That's perfect Christmas gift. Yeah. Go on. Ask me a question. It includes Carl's Pilkinson's On the DVD. That's perfect Christmas gift. Yeah, go on. Yeah, this is a question. I'm not, this is not a bit of shit, this is not a joke. I genuinely have always been slightly perplexed, and we were discussing it last night. The notion of the birds and the bees. Yeah. I don't mean, you know, why the birds. Why they they they they they they they they they they they were having some kind of relations with the birds. No. So what, what is there anything to do with the birds and the bees?

Or is it literally, you know, just like a euphemism? It's just, oh, the birds do anything with the bees? No, no, not at all. It was where parents used to sidest the issue by saying things like, you know when a lady blackbird and a man blackbird they meet right they make a little nest and then because they're in love they have an egg yeah and that was it I understand that that makes sense but why the bees why the birds and the bees well probably um I don't know you see within nature forgive my ignorance within nature there is no relationship between bees and birds, is there? No, no, not at all. Nothing's going on. But probably what it

was, it was, if the parent found it hard to say, you know, daddy puts his penis at mummy's vagina, it was much easier to say, like, in the insect world, billions of them queue up and just fill the queen with spunk for about a day. Sure. You know, that's avoiding the embarrassing intercourse. Exactly. That's what I think, Carl. What do you think? Were you you talk about the birds and the bees? Did anyone bring that up with you? No, it's just in that. Class won it when you put a video on.

That's a video. Yeah, they's film. And they just said, lay I watched that and then, uh, what film? Basic instinct? It was just, just like, you know, two, two people. And, uh, I'll sat around the telly and watched it. One girl fainted. And they said, right, that's that. Next week, you know, prisms. Whatever. And did it teach you everything you needed to know? Uh, well how much do you need to know? Yeah, true.

No, true. Except one kid in my class still thought a baby came out of an ass. Afterwards you didn't understand. I think what they should have shown on those videos is technique as much as anything. Yeah, yeah, I suppose so. Because it was largely just instructional. Whooing. What he didn't tell you was how to get into a position but this might be over some interest. That should have been the first four weeks at the course.

Yeah, well obviously that baby, the kid who had a baby what was going on there car did you see that yeah that was gonna be your favorite program wasn't it yeah it wasn't that good in the end why listen you to told us about this story ages ago ages ago to tell you about about a year ago about baby that had a baby yeah it's a bit different the baby that had a baby isn't it whereas a Siamese twin with a breach actually just you know you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the the that the that the that that that the the the that that the that the that the that the the that that the the that that that that that that the that the that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tod tod toda try I toda try. today. try. try. try. that that that was a twin stillborn that just was inside enveloped in the other one's body so it's a little bit different to a baby what had a baby isn't it actually disappointed he was do you know what he said to me he went well I thought it was gonna come out I go oh bloody hell I'm seven what a waste of my life like it'd been there come out and go, oh bloody hell I'm seven, what a waste of my life. Like it's been in there going, oh, hello?

Hello? Hello? Seven? Idiot. Yeah, a bit disappointing. But there was a program on that, right? At the 10 o'clock on discovery, I haven't got a discovery. Oh, I didn't see it. I was going to say to people if they've got a copy of it on tape, as you can send it

in. What was it? About a baby with four legs. Right. That was on, that ten on. It wasn't a puppy? No, no. No.

No. Ha Ha. What's it doing up there? It's my baby. Oh is it? I'm alright, then fine. Yeah. It's got four legs, yes. Sometimes they do. Look, Dad's gone, he's never coming back. You've got to get over it. It's not a baby. It's not a baby. Send it in. So you want to tape with a baby with four legs. Are you're going to be like a baby with four legs who's running around, running up the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, tho, tho, tho', tho' tho' tho' the. It, tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' the, the, the, the, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, the, the. It's the. It's tho, tho' the. It's theateateateat theat that theat that that thoooooooooooooooooooooooo' the. It's the with a baby with four legs. Are you going to be disappointed again? It's not going to be like a baby with four legs who's running round, running up the

curtains. You know what I mean? It's not going to be that. It's probably going to be two legs and then two sort of like floppy appendages. You know what I mean? It's not going to be disappointed. Apparently Lanzarotti is one of the Canary Islands. Oh is it? Although we've also been told it's part of Spain. Right. I don't know who to believe. I don't know who to believe either. That puts me back because I knew it was either one of them. Yeah. Yeah I'm just here. Pilot pilot knows where he's going. Oh I thought so yeah. All right we're playing Jay-Ox. Let's play it. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th tho' that that tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th the the. I the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thea. to the the the. thethought so, yeah. Doesn't matter then. Alright, we're playing Jay Oaks. Let's play it. Love it. Got bored with that conversation again.

Long and Winding Road. I love that. But I don't like the way McCartley sings here. And it's just whining he goes, uh, you leave me wedding, he are. Well he's always got that slightly affected. But it sounds like Richard Burton or something, he are. But it's only one that does it, but I don't know why. I just think he likes it or wants to go back and change it. But having said that, you know, I'm not going to take any of the people's one of the best fans ever.

Well, yeah, yeah. Um, we've had a lot of emails, Carl. I don't want to sort of put dampner on your Christmas, but a lot of people have been slagging off Lanzarote. One of them just said, well, one of them, just, I know if I can't. It is canaria, isn't it? It is a canaerunner, isn't it? It's a volcanic, it's very windy so you have to dig a hole in, so. It's so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, well. I, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. So, well. So, well. So, well. So, well. So, well. Well. Well. Well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well. Well, well. Well. Well, well. Well. Well. Well, well. Well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well. Well, well, well, well, they. Well, the the the the the the th. One. One, th. One, the th. One, one, one, th. One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one. One. One. One. One. One. One of the the mic got him and he says unless you like quad biking well you know you've seen what happened to No, don't go squad biking not with your little lad there's no protection at all. I don't know what you're thinking I don't know At least Rickman and Ozzy had lots of hair you'll use yours would be like humpty dumpty it would crack like a little leg and then we'd seen like king's or kings or they're They couldn't do their they're shouldn't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they couldn't they couldn't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're too to they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they, they shouldn't really send them, they're not really qualified. Send a medical man like Neil Foxy. Yes, to mend eggs. But not some kind of military horse. I bet he's had the egg on his face a few times, aren't he? What, Foxy? Yeah. Most of the series are pop-idle. Right, Carl. Lanzazari, good or bad? Well, th to give it a go aren't you? Yeah well one. Give everywhere a go. Exactly. That's what I was saying you know don't just

take the word for it. I mean I mean if it had said an Ananova at Lanza Rottie shit he'd have believed it. Sure. You know if he'd have overheard it in a pub Lanzaotti a crap he'd have believed witches, he'd have believed it. As it is. Everybody raves about New York and when I went there I thought it was rubbish. Well you're an idiot then because that is the possibly the greatest city of the world along with London. Subjective though. That's why they have holiday programs and that, so you see it and you decide for yourself and that. Yeah, but you saw Venice on an holiday program as you put it. thoughed, th, th, th liners. Well it is. Right. Didn't they show them? It's stunk. Didn't Tudorcharm say that? Oh it stinks here and there's loads of rubbish everywhere. No she didn't. Did she mention that? Oh that's what I mean. So it depends what you thoo that the whole idea the the old rockbusters? Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the th. th. the th. the that. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's. It's. It's toda. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's, so next. Anyway, come on, go on, break up, guys.

Kiss and make up. Yeah. Um, Carl, we've an email. Some old rockbusters. Um, someone's e-mudd and they wonder if you can get some of your old rockbusters clues. I know rockbusters. I know rockbusters. Well, of course you can also enjoy the challenge, Rick. And you at home. I remember them as well, because I remember how angry they made them.

Here's some old rockbusters. That army's got some well nice trenches. D.W. That army's got some well nice trenches. DW. No. Dandy Warhols? That one worked. It's not bad, is it? That's why I didn't get that one, because it worked. Yeah. Okay.

She's only got one sticker left? It was actually he's only got one sticker left. Oh, okay. He's only got one sticker? Uh, oh, the band his last sticker? Exactly. With Justin Fishman, yeah, his last sticker, they were brilliant, weren't they? What happened to your feet.

That's A. A band or artist, A. He'll strap some chocolate to your feet. Go on. Aerosmith. I don't know really what that means, but. And finally, you'll have to stick her in the oven. A.B. You'll have to stick her in the oven. You'll have to stick her in the oven, A.B. You'll have to stick her in the oven. See he thinks blacksmith means like just shoes, like there's not the smith, it's the smith part. A smith is just a right, isn't it? So it doesn't work, I don't know, Aerosmith. What does that mean, Carl? Well, come on? You'll have to stick her in the oven, A, B?

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So there's just two. Brilliant. Well, I've kind of got an idea for the third one. Oh, I'll have a go. Right. So anyway, the first one. Should you play a record and come back to this. We'll do it quickly. No, no.

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Yeah. So... Someone emailed just now. They said they're listening online and there's a problem with their computer. And everything's sped up. The music's sped up. Our voices, Rick, is sped up, he sounds a normal. Right, we're doing rockbusters. Yeah, come on.

Listen to do the clues. I wonder on the clues. I'd never be able to piece them together, but I'll give you the prizes. The Old Grey Whistle Test, volume two. Kumilipur, number 42, volume two. Or maybe that's volume one, who cares? Porage, series, volume two, the office complete second series on VHS for anybody who's still got grandparents and you two are best of 99 to 2000 and smash hits the reunion that'll be the first stuff your love spice girls is on their Liberty X atomic kit. Do you see that? Just see Steve's enthusiastic even though the competition's rubbish,

the prize is a second rate. Steve is going well I'm not going to punish London. I'm the going to big it up. You're then, do you know what I mean? Come on. Right, here's the first clue, clue one. Come on! Come on! Photo! Pottah! Come on!

Can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a German. Why's you like starting it? What? it's been nicked by a German. Why should you like start again? Oh, what? Clue one? Rockbusters, clue one. Okay, this is Rockbusters with Carl Pilkington. Go! I can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a German.

And what's the initial? AC? Right? Next. Second clue. If you keep eating, this part of your body will get bigger. PC. PC. It's an artist or a band, who is it, PC? If you keep eating, this part of your body will get bigger, right? Yeah. And the last one I'm not really sure about. Um, if you...

He's actually winging it now. Imagine if this was masterminds. I'm not sure about it. I know you're especially subject. Come on. Okay, go. The place where you go to... Oh, fuck you're a dog a walk and that.

The place where you go to take your dog a walk. No, forget it then. you go to take your double wall. No do it! No do it! Get you! Tim Burgess, oh my Corazon is that? Yeah. What's that mean? I have no idea. Phone and if you know? No, don't bother. Oh, email then, at least. I'd like to know these things. Sure. We were doing rockbusters just before the ads and the record, Rick. I know you were enjoying it. Yeah, come on, get this clue out, Carl, what's the three? What is it? Right, the first one was. No, no, we don't have the first two. What's the, if you keep eating this bit of your body will keep getting bigger. Yeah, it's different every time. Go on, what's the third one? Where you take your dogs for a walk and that, or you might go there on a Sunday. What?

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just email in and you win some stuff. Ricky. AP just email in and you win some stuff. Ricky Drvase at XFM.co. What rubbish. I wonder why we stop this game. Well I think it's probably exhausted him. He needs to go to some kind of volcanic dust island for a holiday. With no water just to dry out and get some new ideas. Oh I'd love to see you sitting there on these black ash sand just sitting there going, I'm thirsty Susanne. There's no natural. I'll finish to to to to to to the the the the the the th. I' th. I'd th. I'd the th. I'd th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho' tho' tho' tho' the the the the. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I've the that. I've the. I've theat. I've theatroooooooooooooooooooooo'n.easease.e.e.e.e.e.ea'e.e. I've the. I's ththere going I'm thirsty Suzanne. There's no natural water. I finish me rich old book I can't focus I'm going blind I need some water. Oh brilliant. Bless him. Anyway happy Christmas we said we weren't getting out didn't we? Right go on it. Oh it was the premiere did you see the coverage it was a premier of Lord of the Rings part? Oh I can't be bothered. I mean man alive I'm sick. I watched the first one and I th. I was actually th. I th. I was actually th. I th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I've th. I've th. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've thi. I've theean. I've finished. I've theeeateeeole. I've tho. I've thi. I've 3. Oh I can't be bothered. I mean man alive I'm sick. I watched the first one and I was actually quite I've never

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Yeah, it was it? It was what? It's like, it doesn't see how you can't count in poetry. Well, I suppose you have to, don't youthat exist, isn't it the word? No, but we know that's why we borrow from other languages. There are certain phrases that can't be translated because it's the, that there aren't, there are no words in other languages for them. I mean, I think we beat the second language by about double. I think in English we have got about, I think Russian second but I think we got twice as thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their thi thi thi thi their thi, their their thi, their their thi, their their their their their their no their no their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi, thi, thi, thrus, thrus, the. theats, theats, thou, theats, theats, theats, thean, thean, their theirthere are obviously things that we say that cannot really be translated. And so, you know, ours is just great for obviously poetry and... It makes sense when you think about things like Blamange. Blamange is good, yeah. Wobbley pudding in English. But I think

if there are, I don't know how many there us Steve, we probably have about 20,000. Sure, right? I really don't think we need that other 80,000. No. I'm not walking around going, I don't know what they're talking about. I'm really, what did he say? What is that? What is that? I mean that happens possibly once or twice a year when I go, sorry, what does that mean? Yeah, do you know what I I I I I I I I that I that I that I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th mean? Do you know what I mean? Carl? You look bored, mate. We had a real conversation there. I think he switched off when I said, Foursooth. Bruce Fawsooth, you know him?

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What's the matter? I got something to tru him up. Someone's emailed in, Emma's emailed in. She said that for those that know, those in the know, they referred to Lanzarotti as Lanza Grotti. He's been with for six years. He's a little bit grumpy about having to two CDs for Christmas from a company that's been with for six years. He's a little bit grumpy about having to answer the phones. He wouldn't go and make Steve another cup of tea immediately.

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There was a guy I don't want to mention his name. Went into his room once, he was into that sort of thin. thing in the show me in his wardrobe he had a full-size Star Trek outfit. But his mother made for him. But I wanted to say, well A, you've taken this university, but B, when are you going to wear that? Yeah. When you're ever in the mood to wear that? Well, you know, you never know when Apollo 13 wasn't it? You know, like an Apollo 13, when it's that idea of that being, the, that, that, that, that, the, to, to, well, to, well, well, well, to, well, well, well, to to, well, well, to to say, well, well, well, to say, well, to say, to say, well, to say, well, well, to say, well, well, to say, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, believe it. Can't believe it. The Enterprise, a Hurru can't make it. But it's the idea of that being, you know, I'm not one to speak, but it's that idea of

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you're doing much about the war or are you working mainly on the bag? Yeah, you spent most of the year embroidering. You're filling in the petitions? Collecting badges. Oh dear. I'll tell you another thing that one of the fashion mistake, it always offens me whenever I see it, is an Englishman of any age wearing cowboy boots. I had cowboy boots. I can't believe it. When I was 18, I went out and got a pair of cobras. The cheapest stuff, I mean, they were the animals looking for an awful.

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And I remember once as well, this was really embarrassing. I had leather jacket and, uh, how old are you? Oh, this is embarrassing, 26, I think. And I just had a nice leather jacket, right? But I was bored one day and so it's about 1986, 87, 87 must have been. And I just painted on the lapel a little acid, acid, and that didn't last. And were you going to acid house rage at the time? No, of course not. No, But, but I remember, I remember that one didn't last long. That was in the bottom of the wardrobe

immediately. I knew at the time I just thought, what the what is that? Yeah, yeah. But I think I'd forgive anyone, sort of anything be but it's the 40 year olds it is the 40 year olds that just still have a little have a little go Goths are the best. Goths are the best. Goths or all the cowboy stuff because there's never been a culture of cowboys in this country. I know you see the 40 year old guy with the kind of cowboy jacket with the tassl you know the bootleg tie you know add that that that that. this is what's interesting to me about you, is you're quite self-aware. But the most committed one was probably the New Romantic when I first went to university, so, you know, 18 red bullshit t-shirt and tight jeans, within a couple of months, David Sylvian, just full makeup and that, like that, like that. Can I ask, because I never really got to be quite committed. Do you ease into that slowly, start wearing a bit of nail polish, maybe an earring, and then

you went away, or you went wholehog? No, remember the first time we did it, was the sort of like the first disco in my first year. Just borrowed someone's makeup, just I took it on, just stopped at the chin. So you had to literally go out and sort of the the the to sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort sort the the to sort to the to to sort of got better at it I suppose. Right. Why did it look like David Sylvian? That was the idea and then it sort of like to start again with your wardrobe, presumably. The cowboy boots went out, the tight jeans. You had to literally go to a shop and buy an outfit, a new romantic hat.

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Ha brilliant. I've been them for a bit. With a little zip up the front. Oh brilliant. Did you wear them? For a bit. Yeah, we might as well. What not? Waste not want not? Play the record. I have some ads.

All right. Fix it. White stripes. White stripes. The hardest button to button. Steve, I've got to find out the hardest button to button. Steve, I've got to find out the answer. It's been driving me mad. How many words are there in the English language? Does anyone know?

Define your terms. By English language you mean English words. Yeah, I don't mean how many words are that in a dictionary with all slang, different, uh, how many, how many English words are that you say were English words you know not not not not so many of them yeah phrases not not not slang necessarily not not for what about English words which should derive from French Celtic all the rest well like cliche is okay but they have they have they have load they have have other languages in them, but how many different English characters are there? Right. Because I, there were some news, there was some news a few weeks ago about

a fella who could, if you said a word to him, right, it'd say, yeah, that's on page 36 of the dictionary right and they said he remembered 80,000 words right so that's in a little dictionary they said it's 80,000 words right so does that clear that well I thought there was about a hundred thousand right English words in use not counting all the other little bits and pieces, phrases, slang. Like, I think I is in there now. Allie G. Popular. Now, I don't know whether I should count that or not. Well, if you're one of our listeners, perhaps if you know somebody you finished school, you could maybe pop next door, get them, ask them, and an email in the answer, Ricky. Ricci viz at XFM. Kno. Kif you've got their their their their their their their their their their their their, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, phrases, phrases, phrases, th, th, phrases, th, th, th, phrases, th, th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th, get them, ask them and then email in the answer, Ricky Dr Javais at XFM. that if you've got the answer for that.

Talking of email correspondence, rockbusters, Rick is underway. Have we got monkey news? Absolutely loving that. Let's see if we can crumb it in. We want this one thing too. I can't do you. All right, we, let's get this third one out the way because it's tricky. When did you say tricky? It's tricky to say. The initials were AP. It was, uh...

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Alex Parks? Yeah. It kind of doesn't work. That one doesn't work. You know that one doesn't work? Yeah. OK, well, that's fine. But that's what I was trying that's not not not not not not not not not not not going that's not going that's not going that's not going trying trying that's not going that's not going trying trying trying that's that's not going that's that's not going that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not going that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not going. It that's not going. It that's not going. It that's not going. It that's not going that's not going that's not going that's not going the kind kind kind that's not going the kind the that kind that kind the that kind that kind that kind that kind that kind that kind that kind that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's I know it's been... You know that one doesn't work? Yeah. Okay, good. Okay, well that's what I thought was trying to work out when you were messing around.

That's why you're missing around. Okay, come on. The other ones. The first one was, uh... The German fella can't do any photos because it's been nicked. The initials were? AC. I've got it. Right. It's it's Aztec camera. Yeah.

But what's that got to do with a German fellow nick in it? Because the way he'd say it, it'd be like, you know, as dug camera. So why aren't you taking any pictures? Can't, why? Why is that German? Just sounds a bit. Right, you know that's rubbish then as well. You know that one doesn't work, do you? And the second one was, if you keep eating, this bit of your body will get bigger. PC, yeah? Phil, Phil, Phil, colonn's. Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Colons.

It's honestly, right, okay honestly I don't know the PC term is for this but I honestly think I think you're quite bright you know I think you're quite street wise and all things but I actually think oh I've got to be so carefully not to offend people but I think you might be could you maybe describe it through a sound you might be educationally subnormal. Does that worry you? No? I've got, you know, I've got by all right. I'm not going to worry about it now. You know what I mean? Why start worrying about it now? But you've got the mind of a 12-year-old?

So what? Do you know what? I don't worry about stuff. You don't know about stuff, you don't worry about it? you don't know about stuff you don't worry about it. So I'm happy. Well, if he's educationally subnormal, and I'm afraid also Matt Briggs of South East London is as well. He's all the three throwns. Well done. Well done.

Well done that. . He has indeed. We're all looking forward to that. Monkey News. Yeah, one of my favourite Bower sons of all time, Letter to Hermione from Space, I'de. If you've got any Christmas shopping, I should show up and do that now. Letter to Hermione, David Bowie. Well, we've had the most convincing answer that it's about 290,000 actual words, but possibly 3 million in our vocabulary using all jargon and scientific stuff and all that.

Sure. 290,000? Still a lot, isn't it? It is a lot. We know so little, don't we? Apparently the average person has about 20,000 words in the vocabulary and uses maybe 2,000 a week. Really? Yeah. Carl obviously, it's like you're bringing that average down. Carl, look at that. What's the matter, get by? Why have you got to use longer words messing about and that? Told you, that word about old, anti-de-de-de-de-de-de-an and that? What's the point? Yeah. Get to the point the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th-s th-s th-s th-s th-s th-s th-s th-a-s th-a-s th-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s tha-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sa-ee-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-easea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea- That's a bit anti-da-da-da-be-de-in and that. What's the point? Yeah. Get to the point. Sure. Busy.

Get it over with. Okay. Are you in a film this week, Carl? Right, okay. Are you going to go over with? Are you going can go off to Lanzarotti and sit on some ash. Some charcoal. He's not happy about that. That's annoyed him. The listeners have all ganged up on him. Yeah. XFM giving him two CDs. We've had more calls for his resignation this week than ever before. What do you mean that, Carl? What do you mean? There's another reason. Do you know what I mean? Because he's grumpy. He's not just giving it, he goes, well, I can't have it, I don't want it. You're being paid well to do a job.

People would have tuned in to be entertained, to have good songs. Me and Steve are working here. I'm pressing the buttons. I'm paid to press the buttons? Don't get every Monday off, do I? Do you ever stop doing that now, have you? Well, yeah. Why? Because there's work to do in that.

I'm not moaning about it, let's get on with it. Right. Right? Right. Yeah, you have, yeah, you have got a free with the Christmas mood. You're like Santa visiting them. Alright. So, listen to you in the film Scrooge. Which version of Scrooge? The old one. If it's just you moaning with bells, I'll be annoyed.

Right, that is essentially Scrooge. Yeah, yeah. Scrooge, listen to this and then there's some question at the end. Alright. No. No. No. You're late. Only, only 20 minutes. What do you mean by coming in here at this time of day? Hmm? I've just been doing some Christmas shopping, hom there. Probably do some more shopping on Monday because it's my day off, isn't it? Yes, I know it is. You don't have to tell me.

You've got to tell me. You've got to see what I've bought Susan? No, thank you. I don't mind showing you, it's only a Christmas present, aren't they? I bought some more, uh, bought some more condoms. Why? Well, I bought some last year, I've got two boxes. They all got used, so... I'm very glad to hear it. How much do I pay you?

Why are you asking that the presents a buyer has got nothing to do with what I earn? Like I say, if I won the lottery. I wouldn't go mental on her. Do you know what I mean? I probably wouldn't even tell her because I think she'd want to travel around the world and all that and I'm not into that, to be honest, so I'd probably keep it quiet. Why? Well, once you've been around the world, where do you go next year? Each to their own, isn't it? You know what? what do you want? What, what, for Christmas? Not that fuss, really. And you, it's just as well, I'm not that fuss, because do you know how I do some work at XFM? You know what they're giving me for Christmas present? Nothing? No. Might as well be nothing. Um, two CDs. That's it. It's well fed up. I'm sure you were.

They give you a list of about 30 albums and you get to pick two off the list. So I've gone for, um, King's a Leon album. And, uh, the best of Bob Marley. Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years in fact he died seven years ago this very day Do you know? Do you know what sort of donuts Bob Marley likes? It's not my business. It's not a proper question. It's an old Peter K joke. He likes the ones with jamming. Do you get it? Haulic bread?

It's good at it. It's good at it. Excellent. Carl, oh man. Carlin Scrooge there. The only man more mean and depressed generally than everybody's a Scrooge. Oh dear. What's the question, Carl? Well, if people have been listening from the start, right? What albums am I getting? Is that good?

What albums am I getting from, for working for this place? For six years? All right? Ricky.D.D.s. Snow Patrol and Run on XFM. Swamp. Swap music. Snow Patrol. Snow Patrol and Run on XFM. Wow, nearly your last show, Carl, for about three weeks. Carl's off to Lanzarote. Oh ho-ho-ho, next week. We're doing it with Ian Canfield next Saturday.

Then we're off because it's day after boxing day, isn't it? And then we're back on the third, I think, aren't we all together? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. What have you got? I think we should have done something like some roundups like Cheaky Freak of the Week. We could have done Cheeky Freak of the Year. What's your freak of the year, Carl, if I put it to you? What, out of all the ones that I found out about? Yeah, all the ones ones. the ones. the ones. the ones. the ones. the ones. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that I that that that that that that that that that that that that I that I've that I've that I've that I've that I've that I've that I've that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I should that I should that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. the the theree the theree the the three. the the the the the the the the theeee. the the the. the th the elephant man in there that you found out about at the end of the ninth century. Go on. Um, watch the elephant man again last week. Good. Yeah, loved it. Um, probably that one, uh, the kid who was like, like seven, but age to about 38.

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Do you actually think that would be a good idea to have a give a six-year-old with an aging disease, a packet of thousand and apply the tenants? All the stress and that she goes through. It was saying something that, how she has to have a doesn't take the Mickey out of these freaks? No. These people. He... I just, you know, it's things that fascinate me at the end of the day. Yeah. Things like that are weird. And things that, I mean, there's certain things that people get excited about that. What I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. that. that. that. that. thatea. that. that. thatea. thatea. thatea. thea. thate. thate. thate. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. thatea. thatea. thatea. thatea. thatea. thatea. that. th normally do the headlines and that? Yeah. Have we got on headlines? Not really because there isn't that much going on. Isn't that?

That was what annoyed me though. There was something about a woman who's going up Everest on a bike. Do you know what I mean? And they were like, oh brilliant. But I don't think that's that good. When someone's done it walking's the woman's the woman's th walking's th walking's walking's walking's walking's walking's walking's walking's walking the woman's walking walking the woman's walking the woman's walking about you come in the years, chart? What do you mean? Yeah, that's the woman with the enormous head, best we forget. She took offence to some of the comments you made on the show and rightly say... Yeah, I think it was, yeah, I think it was, I was out of order, and you know, so I'm sorry about that. Yeah, well yeah, well I'll just explain again that Carl, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the w. Yeah, the woman, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's the woman, the the explain again that Carl, I mean it was a, it's, the freak

the week is sort of like more of a punchy catch-raise than a derogatory term and and Carl's fascination and childlike. I mean I think we'd have to include Carl in the roundup. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it'd be certainly being the top. I think the fact that she didn't sort of pursue thue thue thue thue thue thue thue thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi thi thi that she didn't sort thi that thi that that she didn't sort that she didn't sort of that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the the the fact the fact the. the. the. the. the. the. that's the. that's that's that that's that she didn't sort of pursue any official complaints means that, you know, she's a bigger person than you, Carl. Yeah, really, because, you know. Certainly, you know, so headwise.

She is. Um, Carl, you're going to do some news. What do you want? Well, like I say, it hasn't been that much going on. There's a story about a fella who hasn't eaten for 70 years. Right. He hasn't eaten, is that all the information you're going to give us? Yeah, hasn't eaten for 70 years, hasn't had a drink but he's all right.

Well that's rubbish then, next. It's not rubbish. Yeah, it is. What is, how is that? How is that thing, in it? the the next, the next, the next, the the the next, the the th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, that? Is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is? How is that? How is a man not eaten or drunk for 70 years? It's that thing, isn't it? You barely get used to it or something. Steve, as he misinterpreted it or is it rubbish? To be honest with you, it doesn't actually offer any explanation. It just says that that's what happened. Right, it doesn't go on to anything else. Next. A woman's had six organs transplanted. Um, woman needed a new kidney, a new liver, a new kidney, intestine. Does that mean that she's the same woman?

Yeah. You just say, forget it, wouldn't you? Yeah. Wouldn't you know? Well, not really. You know, the organ is just a lump of tissue. If you're that knackered, call it a day. And don't waste time with that. And there's a woman who hasn't slept for eight years as well.

Well that's impossible. Again, you don't see that Steve? Yeah, all rubbish. Yeah, all rubbish. Next. Do you want to apologise once more for anyone you might have offended over the year? Yeah, like I say, I never upset anyone. No, it's just chatting about stuff. It's just from the heart. You see something you say, oh, it looks a bit like so and so or isn't it a bit? You're not really, you know, you don't really try and hurt to really to really to really to really to to hurt to hurt to hurt to hurt to hurt to hurt to hurt to hurt to hurt to hurt to hurt anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone to hurt anyone to hurt anyone to hurt anyone to hurt anyone, feelings do you? I think most people know that.

And I've got to apologise for laughing at anything you say, I actually can't help it. Again, it's not indicative, but when Carl comes out with some of the things, he says, I mean, it's impossible for me not to laugh or react. So have a Merry Christmas everyone. Well, before that, Rick, is there some final, for the year, Monkey News? Tell you what, let's play a good song. I'll have a bit of Monkey News and then that's it. A bit of Amy Man then? Brilliant this one.

Wow. Wow. No choice in the matter by Amy Man. On XF 104.9. Well now it's a it's Monkey News. Well before Monknews Rick can I just mention to people if they enjoyed that version of free love freeway that we played earlier on the show the kind of old country version. That was by Ben O'Sullivan and hopefully if you check out his website if you're interested you probably can download something or maybe he'll he's gonna release it that's Ben O'o Sullivan that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tho sso sso sso sso so that's that's that's that's that's that's tho s I's tho s I's tho s I's tho s' tho s' the their their. their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. I's their. I's their. I I's their. I's their. I I's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I's th. I'll th. I'll tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'll theeee. I'll tho. I'll the. I'll tell you when he's going to release it. That's Ben O'Sullivan.com, one word, Ben O'Sullivan. Good luck to Ben, happy new Christmas to him and New Year best of the year.

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What ticket did the ad? Have a good Christmas in the night. But you know it's rubbish. You must know that's rubbish. You must know that's rubbish. All the best. You must know that's rubbish.