The Royals of Malibu - 8. A Devil Named David
Episode Date: March 13, 2023A note: This episode does reference intimate partner violence, and we know that can be triggering for some listeners. So take breaks if you need to and remember that your mental health should always b...e the priority. We love you all and hope you like this episode. If Reed can flirt with other people, Ella sure as hell can too. But is “nice-guy” David really as nice as he seems? Reed, Savannah...David. People at the Cove seem to have this way of surprising you… Follow The Royals of Malibu on Instagram Follow The Royals of Malibu on TikTok Explore more: diversionaudio.com Tag us in your best lip syncs! The Royals of Malibu Season 1 is based on the book Paper Princess by Erin Watt. Read the book: https://amzn.to/3kBUEhY Featuring the voices of: Alyssa McKay as ELLA SINCLAIR, Zaria as SAVANNAH GONZALEZ, Chris Cafero as REED ROYAL, Nick Cafero as EASTON ROYAL, Armen Taylor as CALLUM ROYAL, Franchesca Agramonte as VALERIE GONZALEZ, Anna Rubanova as BROOKE DAVIDSON, Maura Vincent as DINAH O'HALLORAN, Stephanie Sherry as LUCY and MARGARET SINCLAIR, and Kieran Regan as DAVID ALBRECHT The Royals of Malibu is a production of Diversion Audio. Directed by Matt Sav. Written by Keyanna Khatiblou. Produced by Aimee Machado, Emma DeMuth, and Jacob Bronstein. Production Management by Ashton Carter. Story Editing by Lindsey Ploussard. Story Development by Emma DeMuth and Jacob Bronstein. Editorial Direction by Scott Waxman. Casting by Lindsey Ploussard, Alex Vikmanis, and Mayank Bhatter. Editing, Sound Design, and Engineering by Morgane Fouse and Michael Aquino. Theme Music by Eric Zeiler. Executive Producers for Diversion Audio: Jacob Bronstein, Mark Francis and Scott Waxman. Executive Producers for Pod People: Rachael King and Matt Sav. Special thanks to Kimberly Brower, Jen Frederick, and Elle Kennedy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Last week on The Royals of Malibu
Dad's gonna murder you, Reed.
You can't be messing around with this heavy shit anymore.
You can either come with or you can bail, but I'm leaving now for Dad gets home.
This is where he sneaks off to.
This psycho high-end bike club.
This is fucking crazy.
I wish you hadn't seen me like that.
It was scary.
Maybe you don't believe that your dad cares about you,
but you should know that I do a lot.
You have really beautiful eyes.
Ella, Sinclair, I'd like to take you out to dinner.
Hey, everyone. Before we get into our very exciting episode,
I wanted to let you know that this episode does reference intimate partner violence,
and we know that can be triggering for some listeners.
So, take breaks if you need to, and remember that your mental health should always be the priority.
We love you all, and hope you like this episode.
I'm not going to be able to do it. Reed, are you ready?
Give me a second.
Reed, I can't be late for work.
Hey, Ella, you need to ride home.
I'm actually going to work.
Reed was supposed to drop me off,
but he's a little preoccupied.
Oof, yeah.
He looks very preoccupied.
Who is that girl?
That's Abby.
Are they dating or something?
They're complicated.
They just started talking again.
Like, currently, literally talking right now?
Yeah, I can see that.
Oh, come on, don't play dumb.
Aren't you talking to David?
I mean, we're texting. I don't know if we're talking.
Do you actually text or just talk on Snapchat?
Actual text.
Do you send each other TikToks?
Yeah.
Sound serious.
Okay okay we're talking.
You're talking to David, reads talking to Abby, sounds like we're all talking.
I'm only talking to David because Reed is barely talking to me.
I'll have you talk to Reed?
Whatever.
Also, you never broke up with me.
Huh?
I thought you were the resident womanizer.
You were supposed to get bored of making out with me and break my heart.
I'm a professional, Ella.
I break up with girls without them even noticing.
Plus, you don't need to break up after a drunken make out we heart, children.
That's disturbing.
Oh, here comes your knight in shining Gucci.
What's 17 year old?
Where's driving Moccasons?
Anyway, see you at home.
Oh.
Ah, I'm so glad I found you, Ella.
You weren't at your locker. Oh, I didn't know you were looking for me.
I got you these.
Another gift.
They're from my aunt's garden.
I saw them and they reminded me of you.
Do you like panties?
If these are panties, then yes, they're beautiful.
It's a glorious Friday afternoon.
Got any plans?
Well, I have to work until seven.
What are you doing after?
Have you been to El Matador?
That sounds like a Mexican restaurant in a strip mall.
It's a beach.
C.K.s, clear water,
secluded, romantic.
That sounds nice.
But maybe another night. No worries. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
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I'm so excited.
I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm kind of trying to avoid the party scene after that messettes of Anna's.
Well, if you change your mind, I'm happy to be your bodyguard.
So Rita's talking to Abby again, huh?
Mm-hmm.
What's the story there?
They used to date.
I think she's the only girl Rita's gone out with, at least publicly.
You're not in to read, are you?
Read?
No. no way.
Good. I feel bad for him.
Textbook anxious avoidance attachment style.
A textbook what now?
Oh, it's from a book my therapist recommended.
You go to therapy?
She's more like an executive coach for high performers.
But yes, it helps me to cope with the demands of my lifestyle.
Do you need a ride home?
I'm supposed to get a ride from Reed whenever he's done.
I fucking abbey.
Then I guess I'll see you Monday.
No.
You know what?
I'll see you at that party.
Really?
Yeah.
I'll be there.
You won't regret it.
Just as David turns the corner, another familiar face appears.
An evil one, Savannah.
Cute flowers.
David Albrecht got them for me.
He is!
What a cost-effective flower choice!
He picked them from his aunt's garden.
Gross, look.
I came here to tell you to stay away from David.
Or you'll seriously regret it.
Oh God, can you drop the territory of Balschit already?
You know you don't get to decide who other people date, right?
You can roll your eyes like a little brat
or you can listen to what I'm saying.
Savannah, I already kicked your ass once
so you better get out of my face right now.
Over going for round two.
Fine, but don't come crying to me
when you realize you fucked up.
Bollying is such a 90s movie cliche Savannah.
Grow up and deal with your shit.
Sorry kids, no brawling today.
You can all put your little phones away.
Read! I am going to be later!
What's with the PNAs?
Did everyone take a botany class or something?
I hate it here.
You okay?
Who are you talking to?
Just a friend.
Oh, come on!
Her name is Abby.
She's a senior and she plays volleyball.
And you're getting back together?
What? No. We told you that.
We haven't even dated officially.
Do you want to date her?
I don't want to date anyone.
I leave for college in less than a year. It doesn't make sense to get attached right now.
Hmm. Whatever you say.
Any other questions?
It's fine. I'm just, um, jealous.
I'm so s um, jealous. I'm so
sickeningly jealous. Where it looks like he wants to say
something but doesn't. Which is probably for the best.
Wondering if you're going to the Y2K party. Oh, yeah. If I get out of practice in time.
It sounds fun. I've never been to a throwback party before.
Yeah, they're usually pretty good. At least this time I'll know how to dress.
I liked your outfit from the last party, actually.
Breed smarks and instead of being annoying,
that dumb little smark is somehow
the hottest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Your bruises look like they're healing.
His perfect lips, messy hair, the way his neck is exposed when he turns his head.
Thanks to you, you're a great nurse.
Keep it together, girl.
You're welcome.
Are you done staring at my face?
I wasn't.
You're blushing like you were.
No, I'm not.
It's just so warm in this stupid car.
Where's the AC?
Ella, I'm messing with you. I so warm in this stupid car. Uh, where's the AC?
Ella, I'm messing with you.
I don't want you to get the wrong idea.
I get it.
Okay, we don't have to talk about it.
Reed really cares about my feelings.
And it only makes me want him more.
God, what a mess.
You should give David a chance.
You deserve to be with a good guy.
Thanks, Reed. You deserve someone good too.
I'm not so sure about that.
Have a good shift.
Oak Milk Lavender Machilatte for Carlos!
Is it usually this busy on a Friday?
Honey, it's never this busy period.
Your internet marketing thing really works.
The cove kids finally decided to drink good coffee.
Yeah, and you know half of them is popular.
Things getting better at school.
In some ways, yes.
Other way is not so much.
Uh-oh.
What is it?
Boys, family, or school?
It's always one of the three.
Boys, I guess.
Yeah, huh.
Some guy bothering you.
You need me to kick someone's ass.
I'll kick someone's ass.
No.
There's this guy who likes me, but I like someone else.
Yeah, God, that's some Nora Efron rom-com shit.
Look at you. Who's the guy you like?
Don't judge me
But he's actually my guardian's oldest son
He says he doesn't want a relationship, so I guess we're gonna be friends
Sounds messy. I mean what if things don't work out. You're gonna move into the basement
I mean it's already messy and I I'm dealing with it just fine.
Ugh, not gonna. Here's Dressus Hell, and I assume you're hiding all this from your guardian, which is yet another bad idea.
I honestly don't know how Callum would take it. Maybe he'd be...
Happy? Oh, gone. I don't know.
Maybe he'd kill us both.
Look, I would've done exactly what you're doing when I was your age. I know you're not gonna take my advice anyway, so maybe Brin's charm list is worth all the hassle.
What do you like about this guy?
I'm just comfortable around him, and I feel like we understand each other.
We both had a hard time growing up, we both lost our moms, and this might sound crazy, but we're both sort of broken in the same way.
I don't know. I feel like we could just make each other better.
Wow. That's, you know, pretty deep for a 17-year-old.
Are you sure you want to get into something this heavy?
You should be having fun making out with lots of boys.
Breathe and I just really get each other.
How does he feel about you?
Honestly, I have no idea.
I feel like there's something there,
but he's got such a wall up.
Oh God.
Okay, I'm undecided about Read.
What about the other guy?
David, he's super nice.
He brings me flowers.
He gives me compliments.
He listens to everything I say.
On paper, he's perfect.
Sounds nice. A little extra for a teenage boy, but you know, maybe he's read some Jane Austin.
You're not into him.
Am I just too messed up? I meet this nice perfect guy and I don't want him because he's not challenging me.
I don't get that impression of you at all Ella.
Is something fucking wrong with you?
You're not messed up.
Maybe you should just trust your guy.
Or you know, don't date anyone.
Give your whole life for that.
I know.
But I should probably give David a chance.
He really likes me.
Fine.
You know, give it one day.
You could grow on you. What happens all the time?
But please, remember, you're also allowed to just not like someone.
Even if they're quote-unquote perfect, which by the way, no teenage boy actually is.
Yeah, yeah. I'll give it one day.
What's the worst that could happen?
In my mind, I hear all the nice things
everyone's told me about David,
and I decide to give him a chance.
Maybe at the party this weekend,
I'll finally feel a spark.
Who knows?
And I so much have been over. Happy and all the way I found a vintage pink Juicy Catoar Trag suit for the Y2K party, like the real deal.
It is the tackiest thing I've ever worn and I used to be an online stripper.
Hey, don't look, but reading a beer over there.
I'm fine, Houston.
I gotta dip that out, pick up some of the polo boys.
You sure you're good?
Mm-hmm.
Just go.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Sorry, just trying to get to the kitchen.
Excuse me, sorry, just trying to get to the kitchen.
Well, watch out. That's some like serious bottom shelf liquor. David! Hey!
Pour that out. I'll make you something from my stash.
All right, since you're the expert.
You look good! That is a really shiny shirt.
Thanks. I love a theme. Here you go.
Thanks.
It's strong.
Let me add more juice, whatever you need. I got you.
Thank you.
So should we go dance or something?
Yeah, yeah, let's dance.
For the first time, I'm actually having fun at a cove party.
Let me get you another drink.
I'm gonna keep dancing.
Perfect, I'll be right back!
Ugh, what did I tell you about David?
Savannah!
Why the hell would I listen to advice from you?
Everything okay, Herola?
Yes, thank you, David.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-oh.
We're doing cheek kisses now, huh?
New level of unlock.
Sorry, I tried. You are a total fucking psycho!
You've been cring on me seriously?
No, why?
Come on, didn't you accidentally?
Ella, let's get you something dry to wear.
Don't walk away from me.
Don't touch me.
I'm trying to talk to you.
You are jealous, mean, spoiled little girl Savannah. Have you ever wondered why you're wandering around this party by yourself?
It's because no one here likes you.
Come on, Ella. You can find something for you upstairs.
I'm so distracted and sticky. I forget to be impressed by the size of this huge walk-in closet.
Ugh, I have soda in my hair.
Here, just put these clothes on.
Who do these belong to?
It's just an A&M T shirt. They're not going to miss it.
Yes, sir.
Ooh, I like how that sounds.
I'll turn around while you change.
Hmm, such a gentleman.
Hey, do you think I was being too harsh back there?
I don't know, I just have this weird feeling.
Pfft.
Hold on, I'll just take this shelf is like digging into my back.
Um, I think we should get back to the party.
Here, just have another drink. You can have mine.
I'm good. Let's just get back to everyone else.
Come here.
David, stop. You need to back the fuck off.
Come on, I know you're into it.
I'm serious. Let go of me.
Let go!
Everyone knows you used to be a porn star.
Sorry.
Cam girl.
Don't act so innocent.
Get the fuck away from me!
Help!
Help me!
Are you fucking bitch?
You kicked me in the ball!
What the fuck is going on?
He was trying to...
He's the takeer of the car.
Hey man. Help! Help me! Are you fucking bitch? You kicked me in the ball! What the fuck is going on?
He-he-he-he was trying to-
Easton take her to the car.
Hey man, don't get all terrified.
Ah!
If you ever come near her again, that's gonna be your fucking head.
Easton, I said take her out to the car.
Yeah, good plan.
Hey, hey, hey, come on. Let's get out of here.
I-I'm taking-
It's okay, it's okay, come on.
Almost there. I bet okay. Come on. Almost there.
I got you.
Let's get out of here. Come on. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I want to go back in there and fucking kill that guy fucking chill read if you get in a fight
That's gonna ship you away. You're just gonna cause more trouble for Ella. I want to go home
We have to go fuck him up. We have to go fuck him up. Just fucking drive reach you wants to go home. It's okay
I'm okay. Please
Read let's just go home
Please, Reed, let's just go home.
Reed reaches back and touches a hand to my face.
I should have never let you out of my sight.
I'm going to take care of you, okay?
I trust you. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything.
I'm not going to be able to do anything.
I'm not going to be able to do anything.
I'm not going to be able to do anything.
I'm not going to be able to do anything.
I'm not going to be able to do anything.
I'm not going to be able to do anything.
I'm not going to be able to do anything.
I'm not going to be able to do anything.
I'm not going to be able to do anything. I'm not going to be able to do anything. Um, do you... Do you think you could sleep in here tonight?
I just feel weird being alone.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Read climbs into my bed and I immediately press against him.
Is this too much?
No. No. And is this too much?
No.
No.
Feels good to be close to you.
Here.
Put your head on my chest.
I hope it didn't scare you in the car.
No.
You were angry. I get car. No. You were angry.
I get it.
Honestly.
What?
It made me feel safe.
Your arms, your chest, and your t-shirt.
What are you doing?
Just trying to work off some of this adrenaline?
Ella, are you sure?
I want you right now.
Reed turns over so he's on top of me.
His strong arms on either side of me.
This better not be pity sex.
This is definitely not pity sex.
Just when I think Reed is mine. He's gone.
On the next episode of The Royals of Malibu.
We need some space.
Reed, we finally got to a good place.
Don't shut me down.
Reed is trying to hide from his own feelings.
Typical.
I wonder what sign is.
But never mind all that.
Ella's trying to figure out what to do about David.
If David is going to be at the Worthington party,
then so am I.
He can't scare me away.
Hell yeah, girl.
Let's get him.
Of course Ella puts together a plan because our girlie always has a plan.
That's called a trauma response.
I just don't want you getting hurt.
Be quiet.
I'm in charge tonight.
We love a main character moments, but can Ella's Smart's compete with a privileged, protected
creep?
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The Royals of Malibu is a production of diversion audio, an association with pod people, based
on the book paper princess by Aaron Wat, directed by Matt Sav, written by Kiana Cati Blue,
produced by Amy Machado,
Emma Demuth and Jacob Bronstane,
production management by Ashton Carter,
story editing by Lindsay Plussard,
story development by Emma Demuth and Jacob Bronstane,
editorial direction by Scott Waxman,
casting by Lindsay Plussard, Alex Vikickmanis, and Mai Young, batter.
Editing Sound Design and Engineering by Morgan Fouce and Michael Aquino.
Dialogue Editing by Adam Remanda.
The Music by Eric Zyler.
Featuring the voices of Alyssa McKay as Ella.
Zaria as Savannah. Chris Cafferro as Reed Nick Cafferro as
Eastern Armin Taylor as Calum Francesca Agramonte as Valerie Anna Rubinova as Brooke
Moira Vincent Astina Stephanie Sherry Lucy, and Margaret Sinclair, and Kieran Reagan, as David.
Executive producers for Diversion Audio, Jake Braunstein, Mark Francis, and Scott Lachman.
Executive producers for POT People, Rachel King, and Matt Zab.
Special thanks to Kimberly Brower, Jen Frederick, and Elle Kennedy.
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