The Royals of Malibu - S2 E12 - "I'm Going F*cking Nuclear"
Episode Date: October 30, 2023The Brooke ticking time bomb is about to explode, and it'd going to be nuclear. The whole gang (Isaac included) gets together for Brooke's brand launch party, but let's just say it's anything but fest...ive...Featuring the voices of: Alyssa McKay as ELLA SINCLAIR, Chris Cafero as REED ROYAL, Nick Cafero as EASTON ROYAL, Armen Taylor as CALLUM ROYAL, Franchesca Agramonte as VALERIE GONZALEZ, Hannah Montoya as SAVANNAH GONZALEZ, Burgandi Trejo Phoenix as BROOKE DAVIDSON, Edgar de Santiago as ISAAC DELGADO, Maura Vincent as DINAH O'HALLORAN, Erica Dawson as MARIA ROYAL, Stephanie Sherry as LUCY and MARGARET SINCLAIR, and Jason E Kelley as PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.Directed by Matt Sav. Written by Keyanna Khatiblou and Lindsey Ploussard. Produced by Aimee Machado, Emma DeMuth, and Jacob Bronstein. Production Management by Ashton Carter. Story Editing by Lindsey Ploussard. Story Development by Emma DeMuth and Jacob Bronstein. Editorial Direction by Scott Waxman. Casting by Lindsey Ploussard and Alex Vikmanis. Sound Editing, Sound Design, and Engineering by Michael Aquino, Morgane Fouse, and Carter Wogahn. Theme Music by Eric Zeiler featuring Carly Bond. Executive Producers: Jacob Bronstein, Mark Francis, Rachael King, Alyssa McKay, Matt Sav, and Scott Waxman.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Oh, oh, wake up.
Read?
What time?
Eat it overdose.
What?
They're taken to the yard.
That is riding with him in the ambulance.
I need you to get dressed, okay?
I am Maria Royals' son.
I have her eyes in her.
Habits.
Can we get someone to fix Brooks' hair?
Let's proof this time, please!
We are so firing this glam team.
They're incompetent.
I think it is supposed to be simple.
Like how things are with you and me.
Easy.
I like easy.
Baby, maybe.jpg.
I don't want to jump to conclusions, but you could pay $9.99 and get a pretty convincing Easy. I like easy. Baby maybe dot JPG.
I don't want to jump to conclusions, but you could pay $9.99 and get a pretty convincing fake ultrasound with your name and everything. Plus, I saw her drinking.
Holy shit. Broke isn't pregnant.
Nothing feels as good as unstrapping your fake baby bump at the end of a long day. It's like taking off your bra.
If your bra was a taking time bomb that will eventually ruin your engagement and cause
everyone you love to turn on you.
Connected to, broke siphon. I'm so close. I'm so close. I'm so close. I'm so close. I'm so close.
I'm so close.
I'm so close.
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I'm so close.
I'm so close.
I'm so close. I'm so close. I'm so close. I'm so close. I'm so close. I spend most nights at my condo and it's a fair question seeing as I begged him for a year to move into the royal mansion.
The truth is even I need space sometimes.
Space too, pop an edible, unwind and have a glass of wine without worrying.
I get it if you hate me.
Seems like a lot of people are hating on me these days.
I used to think the worst feeling in the world was everyone hating me for no reason.
But actually, the worst feeling is everyone hating me because I kind of dessert. Incoming call from Hela Sinkler. Declang!
Incoming call from Dina Ho-Halloray.
Oh my god.
Fine.
Alexa answer.
Hello my sexy and sassy crew well I'd love to know how are you?
I'm feeling impatient Brooke you haven't been returning my cold.
Things have been absolutely loco with the brand launch.
I didn't realize how hectic everything was.
You know I don't like being kept waiting.
My entire life I have been subjected to the whims of others.
Uh, totally.
I know. Your ex-husband was a nightmare who never listened to you and somehow that's become my responsibility.
I'm asking you to fulfill your promise. You said you would give me a copy of that titillating sex tape to add to my lawsuit against Gallum.
Where is the video broke?
I know, I know. I just...
I feel like I know, I just...
I feel like I've been making a lot of snap decisions. Like, my brain is kind of everywhere.
Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.
I, I don't know if really seeing the video
is the right move.
I was angry before.
Really angry.
But it may not be in my best interest to blow up the entire arrangement I have with Calum.
You promised me you would send me the video. This lawsuit will fall apart if I don't hand it over.
Er, you are killing my buzz right now.
You are a spoiled brat. Completely ungrateful for everything I have done for you.
A black sand volume down!
Do you have any idea how much my credibility has suffered since I associated with you?
When I first met you, you owed one bear of peep-toe Louis Vuitton's and dressed like a motel lobby escort.
You were a laughingstock then, and after I grieve myself of your miserable company you will be coming to bear Smith once again you are
a clessest you are nothing without me everyone can see right through your
cheap exterior. Jesus Dina! If you're supposed to name my friend you know?
This is the end for you Rock you don't see it you're back into a corner and
everything you worked for is going to fall apart.
You were stupid little girl making stupid choices.
Oh my god, Dina, please stop. I can't stand it when you kept like this. Please, please calm down.
Stop when you decide to make a smart decision for one.
I can't do it. Okay, I can't make it. My life will be torn to shreds. I can't handle that stress right now.
Do you really think you're hurting Calvin? You're getting out of this mess on the streets.
I'm going to think of something.
Very snow, chants, whatsoever, that this very hill ending your dreaming of will actually come to pass.
Do you think, column, truly loves you? The only reason you got back together was because of your so-called pregnancy.
I think he did miss me.
Part of him missed me.
And let's talk about this pregnancy.
What is going to happen when these nine months fast?
Kalam must already be suspicious that you've never taken him to a single doctor's appointment.
He works a lot.
And I told him I'd rather be taken off after the baby comes.
After the baby comes and what exactly is going to happen when your due date passes and
There is no baby. You're not pregnant darling who on earth lies about something like that
You're going to get me a baby. I beg your pardon. You're basically an ares
Rich your family history is probably generations
of shady British royalty shit,
just like every other British family
if you look back for enough.
Where am I supposed to find a baby?
Think you're an out.
You want the video?
Deathby a baby.
You completely lost your mind.
Alexa and Carl!
Miss Rubble.
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Don't fucking pity me.
I hate when people feel sorry for me. I made my bed and now I have to lie in it. Got it?
Maybe... Calamond understand. Maybe I'll get away with it all. Maybe I can turn this shit around. I don't need any way.
I can figure this out.
You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get hammered on Shardinay and pass out.
Tomorrow's launch day.
And...
I have never felt worse.
All right, I might pop out, how? All right, now, grab your lipstick for me.
Mm-hmm.
This matcha is a life saver, seriously.
The baby gives me heartburn and I was up all night.
Oh my god, you look so beautiful.
Oh my God, guys.
Girl, stop.
You are so gorgeous.
Seriously, stop.
You skin.
Perfect.
Like stop.
Oh, I can put on the dress myself.
Are you sure the zipper might be hard to reach?
Oh no, no.
I'm super self-conscious of my mom.
Fine.
So how just step in here.
That was a lot, right?
It's not just me.
A lot, right? It's not just me.
I pop another edible to take the edger off.
Now that my fake pregnancy has forced me to be sober
in public, my gummies are the only thing keeping me going. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, Oh shit! I can't cry and fragile make up.
Oh, left me a voicemail.
Broke, you need to call me right the fuck now!
Okay, this is serious! I need to talk to you before this launch party, so call me back!
Yeah! No! Go the fuck away, Ella!
Ooh, hi, baby! You look handsome.
You're gorgeous, as always.
Mmm, mmm, mmm. I don gorgeous as always. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I don't want to mess up your makeup.
Ah, such a gentleman.
I know.
Well, one sec.
Baby, do you think you could put the phone away for like one night?
Oh, yes, of course.
It's just that we've talked about this a lot.
I know.
Jonathan was just confirming the escape to property closed and...
And that doesn't matter because tonight is about you.
Thank you, baby. I
How are you feeling? I could die from excitement
floor 73
So do I go 4.73 So, do you like it? It's fucking perfect!
Hi, bro.
Are the PR people here yet?
What about the board?
They're just arriving now.
Their swag bags are at their tables.
Excuse me, honey.
I'm gonna go welcome the rents on this wife.
And the DJ is setting up outside.
The photo booth. The influencers are already going crazy.
Thank God.
Do you think the vibe is good?
Brooke, it's perfect.
Sexy old Hollywood, very glam.
Thank you, girl.
Can you check on catering?
You got it, babe.
15-tail your welcome speech.
Don't call me babe.
You didn't call me back!
Ella! Jesus! You scared me!
You shouldn't sneak up on people!
I need to talk to you!
Paisantly!
Too bad, Radaparty.
We'll have to wax each other's legs later.
This is serious.
Okay, you were in some deep shit.
Pfft!
I don't know what you're talking about,
but I know it needs to wait until after the party.
It's over, Brooke! Seriously!
Your dress is beautiful.
Looks like something I would have picked out for you.
Yeah, I hope I never end up like you.
Oh yeah, I hope that for you too.
Excuse me.
me.
I ended the nose. Out through the mouth. Into the nose. Out through the mouth.
What does Ella have on me?
I'm gonna wait for my favorite meal. Tendle your speech in the VIPs will love the swag bags. Are you okay?
Yeah, just a little light-headed.
I'm fine.
Don't call me a milk ever again.
Noted.
You know, my sister had a really tough first trimester, and then she's wants to know solid
foods, just oil pulling, and a water with lemon before noon.
It cured everything.
That's insane advice.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Let's take it down, girl.
Oh my God.
I'll get you a water.
My head is spinning.
The stress is eating at my brain.
The only people here who like me are my employees.
What is the point of this?
What is the point of this? I'm people here who like me are my employees.
What is the point of this?
What is the point of any of this?
Okay, there's never any oil, but I have water.
We'd love it.
Thank you.
Do you wanna push your speech?
No.
Are you sure you look a little not like yourself?
Yeah, I'm sure.
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What do you mean? That's like our slogan, it's our gimmick.
It is, but just say we're a very funny adult book podcast.
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Bye-bye.
The sight of Brooks perfectly Botox face makes me fucking furious. She's not pregnant!
She's a lying, manipulating, phony little!
Who are you sending that novel to?
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Let me turn this down off.
Um, those are a lot of paragraphs.
Are you text fighting again?
I posted the hottest selfies of my life on Snap.
Tam viewed them and didn't respond.
Well, okay, are you two broken up or are you guys together?
We're dating each other, but also dating other people to see if maybe we like those other
people more than we like each other.
You did like some of those people though, right?
You liked them a lot.
That's not the point.
Isn't that exactly the point?
So, Tam viewed my snap stories.
Did it respond?
Obviously, I text her and call her out on it.
Why would you do that?
Because social media engagement is my love language, Ella.
Oh my god.
Then she sends me a voice memo.
Listen.
Hey, sorry if it's loud.
I'm driving.
I think we should call it for the night.
You should have fun with your friends and try not to think about us.
I want what's best for you, Val.
What's the problem?
She turned off her location.
That's the problem.
You two share locations. I know. I'm being obsessive She turned off her location. That's the problem. You two share locations.
I know. I'm being obsessive. I love her though. Val, this is not a healthy love.
I'm putting my phone away.
See?
Sorry if I'm not being super sympathetic. Okay, my head is all over the place and oh
God, it's Isaac.
Uh, you don't sound too excited.
Didn't you invite him?
Yeah, I did.
And I am excited to see him.
I don't know why I'm reacting like this.
You still like him, right?
Obviously, I like him.
It's just weird to see him here with the royals and everyone else, isn't it?
Like, when you see your teacher at the grocery store, it feels wrong somehow.
Ah, is he coming over here?
Oh, he's waving.
Hi!
He has a good body for a coder.
He fills out that suit for sure.
Yeah, yeah, he's the full package.
Girl, if you don't keep him, I will.
I mean, not to date or have sex with,
but for opening jars and piggyback rides,
I mean, it was like a strong guy, so.
He would do that.
Oh, no, there's Reed.
Looks like your boyfriends are gonna have a kiki.
Wait, are they really talking to each other?
I think it goes a little bit.
Bro, I love your biceps!
No bro, your traps!
I don't know.
Raid looks pissed.
That's kinda his face though, right?
Are they gonna fight?
If I know, Raid.
Yeah, they're definitely going to fight.
Ugh, great.
I gotta break this up before the testosterone makes them go full UFC.
The testosterone makes them go full U.F.E.
Before I can get to read an Isaac, Brooke steps on stage. Her fake baby bump makes me feel like going U.F.C.
Thank you all so much for being here today.
For those of you who don't know me, my name is Brooke Davidson and I am the founder of Babyglam.
Hello, it's your poor pressure.
I feel like I'm having a heart attack actually.
What are you doing about her?
This lifestyle brand is obviously near and dear to my heart.
From sexy maternity wear to dewy makeup for your little ones,
Babyglam is about to revolutionize motherhood.
Did you know what this company is?
They were asked by Yikes.
I know.
It sounds so for the list, doesn't it?
But let me tell you, society has a motherhood problem.
And no, I'm not talking about your mother-in-law.
I'm talking about the way we treat mothers.
From a lack of accessible prenatal health care,
ridiculously short maternity leave policies, and a lack of postpartum support, it's hard to be a mom.
I know on my very worst mental health days, sometimes the only thing that cheers me up is putting on a full face of makeup and a cute outfit.
Is Brooke killing it?
Do people like Brooke?
They won't after tonight.
You're gonna tell people about the schmakes my dancing?
Like a reverse gender reveal?
Surprise, there's no gender because there's no baby.
She needs to be the one to tell Calum.
Okay, it's gonna break his heart, so it would be better if it came from her.
How are you gonna get her to do that? I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out, but she has to be the one to tell Calum. Okay, it's gonna break his heart, so it would be better if it came from her. How are you gonna get her to do that?
I don't know.
I'm gonna figure it out, but she has to tell him.
Hang on, I need some water.
No!
Look!
Just a little...
Dumbbell.
Oh, yeah, she's high as hell.
I'm jealous she has brown eyes, and I want to tell her pupils are probably the biggest
saucers.
Is she high? Or just losing her fucking mind?
Hahaha.
You isn't being supported during this pregnancy?
This guy.
Me.
I'm the girl.
Thank God for Sephora and Pilates because I got to find my joy somehow and my right.
A future stuck kids hate me.
Hi, Eastern Royal, brookator.
Eastern.
My own fiance has been on his phone this entire night.
Hi baby!
Are you even listening to me up here?
Holy shit, Kalim looks freaked out.
This is amazing.
Actually, everyone in this room probably took one more cap
me in a zoomed-out I would never actually launch.
But here I am! Bitches!
Woo! Good job, bro!
Shut up, beasted!
Okay.
All of you think that I'm stupid,
because I grew up in the trailer park
and I have a very girl accent.
I hear your little jokes.
I notice the looks you give me.
Every woman, even me, deserves to feel important.
Is that it?
Bye!
Honestly, respect!
Thank you, Brooke, We're speaking to us.
So, uh, honestly, let's give it up for Broken Baby Glam!
Well, Brooke has officially lost it.
Oh, there goes Dad.
God bless, Calum.
Someone has to talk to her.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Well, if I follow them, Brooke will stab talk to her. Why are you looking at me like that?
Well, if I follow them, Brooke will stab me to death.
I'm going to make sure she doesn't kill him.
One night! One night! Do you think I'm a joke, too?
No, not at all.
Hey!
Whatever! You don't care about me at all!
Baby calm down. This isn't good.
Don't tell me to calm down!
Listen, listen, baby. I'm sorry about my phone. Listen, listen, baby, I'm sorry about my phone.
I'm sorry about my phone.
I'm sorry about my phone.
Okay.
We're not if you were sorry about your phone.
You wouldn't have been on it all night.
I'm sorry about my phone.
I got an email from Jonathan and the deal was all-
I got an email from Jonathan.
Who cares about Jonathan?
Ella, go back inside.
Is everything okay out here?
Talim, you are constantly apologizing, but you never, ever change!
And you never will because you don't care!
That's not true!
You don't care about how I feel.
Not really.
I thought I could push all of that aside.
But I can't do it anymore.
Brock, wait. I'm sorry, Calum. I didn't want it anymore. Brock, wait.
I'm sorry, Calum.
I didn't want to make a huge scene.
I know you care about me somewhere, down there, but you don't love me.
Not the way I deserve.
This is over!
Calum, are you okay?
Hey.
I need a moment.
Hello darling, beautiful view.
Dina?
That went a bit topsy-turvy, didn't it?
What do you want?
I've considered your proposal and I'm afraid I must decline.
Yeah, well, I have another offer.
Oh? Yeah, this lawsuit is about another offer. Oh? Yeah.
This lawsuit is about to get messy, and I don't want Kalam or anyone else getting dragged
into it because of me.
So, I give up.
I'm sorry, what does that mean?
You can have everything.
Okay, custody of me.
Power over my trust.
Just, just please leave the royals alone.
You are willingly giving me un-cantished authority over a trust with a hundred million dollars.
If you are what happens to people when they get a hundred million dollars then I don't want
any of it.
Okay, you can legally adopt me, we'll split the trust and I'll live in your haunted penthouse
mansion until a day I turn 18.
Okay, I just want this to be over
Deal
What yes, you have a deal
Dina leans in and kisses me on each cheek I
Know everyone is going to think I'm making a mistake, but I have to do it's right.
Not just for me, but for the people I care about.
Dina won't stop until she wins, so I'm letting her win.
I'll have my lawyers reach out first thing tomorrow morning.
You've made a very smart choice, Ella.
Have a good night.
Oh, great, you're leaving. You've made a very smart choice, Ella. Have a good night.
Oh, great. You're leaving.
Oh, I'll stick around for another cocktail,
but there's no reason for me to stay long.
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Hey, Elle.
How's Kalim?
He's pretty beat up.
Fuck.
Broke actually dumped him?
Yeah.
And then disappeared into the night.
Fucking crazy.
I saw you talking to Isaac earlier.
I hate it. You're in you say his name.
What were you saying to him?
You're not like threatening him, right?
What kind of espionage shit do you think I'm into?
You do just a little breaking and entering and everyone thinks you're one of the spy kids?
I'm serious.
I'm so done with this love triangle.
I bet you haven't talked to him this entire night.
Tonight has been extremely chaotic.
You like him.
I get that.
He's a good guy for real. But you've probably barely even thought about it.
What ever read?
You think I don't see you staring at me, around the house, at school, when you're talking to him. Read is so close to me.
I watch his lips move.
I want to reach out and touch him.
Hold him, but instead, I pull away.
I can't.
You're a good person, Ella.
I'm gonna check on Callum.
Hey, Val. Have you seen Callum?
At the bar. He's looking rough.
It's gonna be okay. Oh, dad, look! It's your favorite child!
Hey, Kellan!
I'm gonna leave you with Ella. She's a lap at her at this feeling stuff.
You shouldn't be checking in on me. You know that, right? These are grown-up problems.
Hey! I live in that house too. This affects all of us.
I guess you're right.
How are you feeling?
Guilty.
I should've stepped up.
I should've tried hard to make it work.
This isn't your fault.
Brooke is...
She's...
She's the mother of my child and she hates me.
And I'm gonna have another child grow up presenting me.
Kalim, you don't understand.
No?
What, don't I understand?
There's something that Brooke needs to tell you, is she still here?
I-I think she's hiding on the bathroom.
I should probably leave.
Do not leave yet.
Promise me.
All right.
Just stay here.
Just don't move, okay?
Seriously.
Okay. Just don't move, okay? Seriously. Okay.
Just showering.
Jesus.
Brook!
Oh, what?
I know you're not really pregnant.
Keep your fucking voice down.
You need to tell Kalim the truth.
Okay, I know he could be absent-minded
and he hasn't always been the best boyfriend
but you have more than gotten your revenge, don't you think?
I don't know any of you, anything.
He doesn't deserve what you're putting him through.
None of us do.
You are a selfish, wannabe Kardashian.
You know that no one in Malibu wants to hear,
so before you fly away on your broomstick,
you better tell him the truth!
You better watch your mouth, kid.
You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Everyone is gonna be so relieved
when they find out you are actually gonna be having a child.
I can't imagine a worse mother than you.
That's all you got?
Like, go away you fucking ass!
I'm going fucking nuclear, Ella!
I'm gonna release the video.
I'm gonna tell the whole world about you and Bri,
but we're leaving together right under her.
Call him to nose.
Set up Maria O.D. The number Rio, team, everything.
I will dig up dirt and human,
miserable family,
and kill your life!
Rowan!
You're a fucking sociopath!
The night's still early, babe.
You're about to see exactly what I am.
What am I, boy?
On the season finale episode of The Royals of Malibu,
you know, you can just be with who you want to be with.
It's more complicated than that.
Is it though? I won't allow this.
As your guardian, I forbid you.
I'm 17 and you're my temporary guardian, right?
I need you to choose.
I know. I'm going to.
Tonight.
It's not the wrong.
You sound sad.
I don't want to hurt anyone.
You're looking rough, Ella.
Beautiful, of course, but these royals really
do a number on you.
The royals of Malibu is a production of diversion audio in partnership with pod people.
Starring Alyssa McKay as Ellison Claire.
Chris Cafferro as Reed Royal.
Nick Cafferro as Eastern Royal.
Armin Taylor as Calum Royal.
Francesca Agramonte as Valerican Zalis.
Hannah Montoya as Savannah Gonzalez.
Burgundy Trejo Phoenix as Brooke Davidson.
Edgar Days and Thiago as Isaac Delgado.
Mora Vincent as Dina O'Halloran.
Erica Dawson as Maria Royal.
Stephanie Sherry as Lucy and Margaret Sinclair.
Jason E. Kelly as private investigator,
directed by Matt Sav,
written by Kiana Katty Blue and Lindsey Plussard,
produced by Amy Machado, Emma D. Muth,
and Jacob Bronstein,
production management by Ashton Carter,
story development by Emma D. Muth and Jacob Bronstein,
editorial direction by Scott Waxman.
Casting by Lindsay Plussard and Alex Vickmanis.
Sound editing, sound design and engineering
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Dialogue editing by Adam Remanda.
Theme music by Eric Zyler.
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