The Royals of Malibu - S2 E7 - "Save a Wave, Ride a Royal"
Episode Date: September 25, 2023They're back baby. Reed and Ella are back together and Reed is eager to make up for lost times, so he does what any man would do: takes Ella on a Christian Grey-level date. It's a perfect day until, w...ell, an unexpected guest shows up.• Follow [The Royals of Malibu on Patreon to listen to episode Ep 8 TODAY, upcoming scripts for purchase, and much more] (https://www.patreon.com/TheRoyalsofMalibu)• Follow [The Royals of Malibu on Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/theroyalsofmalibu/)• Follow [The Royals of Malibu on TikTok] (https://www.tiktok.com/@theroyalsofmalibu)• Explore more: [diversionaudio.com] (https://diversionaudio.com)The Royals of Malibu is production of Diversion Audio is association with Pod People. Featuring the voices of: Alyssa McKay as ELLA SINCLAIR, Chris Cafero as REED ROYAL, Nick Cafero as EASTON ROYAL, Armen Taylor as CALLUM ROYAL, Franchesca Agramonte as VALERIE GONZALEZ, Hannah Montoya as SAVANNAH GONZALEZ, Burgandi Trejo Phoenix as BROOKE DAVIDSON, Edgar de Santiago as ISAAC DELGADO, Maura Vincent as DINAH O'HALLORAN, Erica Dawson as MARIA ROYAL, Stephanie Sherry as LUCY and MARGARET SINCLAIR, and Jason E Kelley as PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR.Directed by Matt Sav. Written by Keyanna Khatiblou and Lindsey Ploussard. Produced by Aimee Machado, Emma DeMuth, and Jacob Bronstein. Production Management by Ashton Carter. Story Editing by Lindsey Ploussard. Story Development by Emma DeMuth and Jacob Bronstein. Editorial Direction by Scott Waxman. Casting by Lindsey Ploussard and Alex Vikmanis. Sound Editing, Sound Design, and Engineering by Michael Aquino, Morgane Fouse, and Carter Wogahn. Theme Music by Eric Zeiler featuring Carly Bond. Executive Producers: Jacob Bronstein, Mark Francis, Rachael King, Alyssa McKay, Matt Sav, and Scott Waxman.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Oh, yeah, I think this is going to be huge for you and your team.
We can tell secrets?
Sure.
Tell us a secret.
Elegant Easton before she left out, Valerie.
Brooke clearly took a sex tape of her and dad,
horrible, disgusting, and then she had edited
so Ella's face is on Brooke's body.
So it looks like Ella and Daver and Bed together.
I never slept with Brooke.
If you don't forgive me, for all of this, it's okay.
But I need you to know the truth.
You are the only girl that matters to me.
A note.
This episode contains language and subject matter
that may not be appropriate for younger audiences.
Please take care in listening. Take two of my life in Malibu has been a total shit show.
Tip towing around Brooke, studying every free second I have, and until recently avoiding read royal as much as possible.
But ever since that night on the beach when read told me everything, we've been closer
than ever.
I haven't slept alone in at least a week, and despite everything happening around us,
I feel pretty fucking great.
Audio message from read royal. Would you like me to play it? Fucking great.
Audio message from. Read Royal. Would you like me to play it? Hell, yes I would.
Hey Ella, when you get home, come out to the south lawn.
Where's something cute? I guess.
You look cute and everything, so I don't know.
Just come outside when you can. I have a surprise for you.
Read and I got a second chance, and now I finally feel like my life in Malibu was falling into place.
Even though I came back a few weeks ago, today, driving back to the royals mansion after school,
I feel like I'm finally coming home.
Sure, I have mountains of flashcards to memorize before my exams next week and an evil stepmother
who makes rock hell from Vanderpump rules of like a saint.
But this afternoon, I get to slip into a cute sundress
and enjoy a surprise date with my hot boyfriend.
Yeah, life is the dress!
You look like a summertime dream, bitch!
Where did you get it?
I thrifted it from the Goodwill in Thousand Oaks.
Ugh, teach me your ways.
Whenever I go to the thrift store, all I can find are men's extra-extra-actual arts
family reunion t-shirts and mom blouses from Talbot.
My mom was a bargain-bin queen.
I can teach you all her tricks.
I'm gonna hold you to that.
Oh, I can't believe you're going on a surprise date.
That is so romantic.
I'm pretty lucky, huh?
So lucky.
I want someone to sleep me off my feet.
What do you think he's gonna do?
I don't know. I need it's only a Thursday, right?
Probably just something, chill.
Hold on, shit! Did you get a helicopter?
I figured I need to make up for lost time.
After you!
Good evening, Mr. Royl. Miss Sinclair. Hi! You can call me Hella.
We have about 15 minutes until we arrive on Catalina Island.
Enjoy the view and let me know if you need anything.
Take your time.
This is incredible.
You seriously charted a helicopter
to Catalina Island just for me.
I didn't technically charter it.
It's Calum.
He let you use it.
Uh, how's that saying go?
Ask for forgiveness, not permission.
You're crazy. This is crazy! I feel like I'm in an episode of The Bachelor.
We're just going to have a picnic. Super chill.
Oh yeah! Very chill. I usually roll up to all my picnics in a chopper.
Hey, you missed the class field trip to Catalina while you were out of town, and I know you'll love it.
This is legit the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
There is one rule for our date, however.
Ooh, a rule and a helicopter.
How very Christian great of you.
No, not like that.
If you're up for it, I want a night where we can just focus on us.
No broke, no dine, no lawsuit, no school.
Just you and me.
Read, that is an amazing idea.
Great. I want this to be fun.
I love it. Just you and me.
The way it should be. This is really beautiful, Reed.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I am.
I wanted to tell you something.
Ella, I, and we're beginning our initial descent into Catalina.
On the left side of the helicopter, you'll see Avalan Harper.
Wow! The Sun that is incredible!
Sorry, you were saying something?
I, I love Catalina Island.
I love that we're doing this.
Me too, Reid. Me too.
It's just a short hike down there.
I thought this would be better than our beach.
The view's better here.
Reid, I can't believe how dreamy this is.
It's not too much.
Oh, it definitely is.
I feel like you're about to give me the final rose.
You deserve it, Ow.
Here, sit.
Wow, this spread is amazing.
And this picnic blanket is so soft.
Can I interest you in some shark cuterie?
That is a work of art.
How did they make this a lami roses?
It's like too pretty to eat.
Get this, the woman who made it calls herself the shark attack.
That's a job.
Apparently.
It is all so beautiful, but I don't want this right now.
What?
This, um, this isn't what I want right now.
Why?
What's wrong with it?
Is it too much?
Not enough? No. No. It's wrong with it? Is it too much? Not enough? No.
No.
It's not that.
Anything you want, Ella, I can get it for you.
Read.
This picnic, this place is absolutely stunning, but the thing I'm really craving right now is...
You?
Me?
Yeah. I want you.
Oh.
Well, then you've got me.
Yeah. Maybe we should try the Lungenberry goat cheese or... Fuck that.
But the shark attacked!
She worked so hard!
I wish I hadn't, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
There you go.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
To us.
To us.
Wait. To us. To us. Wait, do I hate champagne?
Stop it!
Come on!
This is the good stuff!
I'm sorry!
I just don't understand this rich people shit.
You always talk about rich people as if we all suck.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
All rich people except for you.
And you? I'm not rich All rich people except for you. And you?
I'm not rich yet.
But you will be.
You are getting dangerously close to breaking your rule, Mr. Gray.
Shit, you're right, you're right. Sorry.
I have an idea.
Yeah.
Let's hike down there and go swimming.
What, in our clothes?
I mean, you can swim in your clothes if you want.
But I'm skinny dipping. Oh
Then I am so down Alracia. I don't know, but you have your own
Jesus Christ
And it is fucking freezing! Jesus Christ is cold.
Come here.
Come here.
Thank you for an amazing day, Reed.
Any time.
It's nice.
Get in the way from all the drama
and pretending to be a normal couple with you.
Hmm.
I don't know if taking a quick helicopter ride
for a picnic on an island is what normal couples do.
You know what I mean.
I'm going under.
Later that night I cut a lap in bed with a fireplace video on YouTube, still basking in
the glow of a fairy tale evening.
Read and I have been apart for exactly 30 minutes and I already miss him.
Come in.
I was about to text you.
Come here.
I showered and then I realized I missed you already.
Same.
Really?
I guess we're both pretty into each other.
What is that?
A video of a crackling fireplace.
Do you always have a fireplace video on when you go to sleep?
Only when I want to feel extra cozy.
Ambiance.
I love it.
Oh, I remember this.
The Cove Academy Guide to College Admissions.
So official.
Yeah, I had a meeting at school today.
The advisor was going on and on about all these schools
I've never even heard of. Swarthmore, Vassar, she kept calling them little ivies. I don't know.
They all sound made up to me. Colgate? That's not a school, right? That's like a fucking toothpaste.
Yeah, I guess when you grow up here and about them all around you, they sound more legit.
This whole college-op thing makes me feel like an outsider.
Maybe I wanna go to a state school here in Cali, you know?
You should at least visit some.
Give it a chance.
So I can be closer to you when you're at Princeton.
Wow, I walked right into that one.
Eastern told me a few weeks ago.
So when were you gonna tell me?
Soon.
I didn't want to kill the vibe, you know?
Kill the vibe.
I mean that, you know, being back with you felt so good,
and you seem so happy.
I couldn't bring myself to ruin it.
I'm happy for you, Reed.
It's a big deal.
I feel like my dad definitely pulled some strings.
Oh, stop it.
I saw you play Waterpolar last week.
You've deserved to be there.
Thank you.
It'll suck being so far away, but we still got some time before we have to worry about that, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, we do.
Do you want to go to sleep?
What?
No, no, I'm not even tired.
Good night, Ella.
Thanks for a fun night, Reed. Thanks for a fun night read.
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There was this painting called The Three Lovers by some French dude.
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Until the museum closed.
Have you seen the painting?
Oh no, let me look it up.
Oh, sexy!
Mm-hmm.
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Right.
And Tam is texting you right now because...
Well, you just let me talk.
Oh, please.
Go right ahead.
Make this make sense.
Explain it to me, you fucking genius.
Woo, I swear they've been fighting all day.
For such a nice house, these are really thin walls.
No.
Savannah's just that loud.
I'm always expecting me to be perfect all the goddamn time.
Then you pull shit like this. Babe, no one is expecting you to be perfect all the goddamn time. Then you pull shit like this.
Babe, no one is expecting me to be perfect.
Where is this coming from?
Oh, fuck you, Eastern.
All you talk about is perfect Ella.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
I have never, ever compared the two of you.
I have such a bullshit.
You've been obsessed with her since the day she got here.
Will you please just keep her voice down?
God, they're so toxic.
I feel like it's my fault.
No, she is being crazy.
I think she was just looking for a reason to hate you again.
Ah, great. It's Mean Girls Savannah all over again.
Why does she even hate me?
Because she's insecure as fuck.
What does Savannah possibly have to be insecure about?
Zap!
Zap! Savannah! Wait! What does Savannah possibly have to be insecure about? Huh? Her anger issues for one.
Tch!
I'm in theodosal. Everyone is attracted to you, bitch.
Should I try to talk to Savannah?
Oh, god no. Not what she is like this. When when she is pissed it is not possible to get through to her
Oh
Sounds like Eastern figured something out. I swear East is like her biggest fucking weakness
Oh, no, I can't listen to this. Wanna go get bubble tea? Yes. How did you remember all these formulas last semester?
Wait, Miss Hall is making you memorize all this?
She let us have our notes for the exam last semester.
Are you kidding me?
Why is she making everything so hard for you? I don't know.
It's like Barenger wants me to fail.
I'm fucked.
Ella, you're a legit genius.
You've got this.
No.
I don't got this.
Who kids calling you?
No one.
Probably some scammer.
Pffft. Anyways, back to my mentee B.
I'm gonna fill my exams, and I'm gonna lose my inheritance to fucking Dina.
At least you have a haunt boyfriend.
You know, all those old movies make you think getting the guy solves all your problems, but I call bullshit.
Yeah, Nora Efron spread a lot of misinformation in the 90s.
My mom was obsessed with sleeplessness in Seattle.
Life would be so much easier if I could just call her.
She'd know how to handle everything.
I'm no Margaret Sinclair, but here's my advice.
No more studying.
You've done enough.
Let's fix some other aspect of your insane ass life.
Let's start with Dina. What are you gonna do about her?
Let her take all my money.
Girl shut up.
Hey, I'm fine with being poor.
I did it for 17 years.
No.
Mama Sinclair will be pissed if you laid down for that woman.
You got a fight.
Is Kalim worried about it?
He says he's not.
But when I first met Kalim, he said Steve was becoming more reckless.
It's possible that they could prove he wasn't in the right frame of mind when he left everything to me.
So, Dina might actually have a shot.
What if?
What if you like settled out of court?
Promise her a cut, something big, like $100,000 every year or something.
I don't know if that's gonna work.
It's not just about the money for her.
If I were Dina, I'm thinking how do I make sure I'm stable for the rest of my life.
Financially speaking, mental stability is off the table for her.
I don't think that's gonna be enough.
I mean, start low at 100k and see what she says.
You're basically a gazillionaire.
You can afford to negotiate.
Okay.
I texted her.
Worst case?
She says no.
You lose the case, and you would nice they pour forever and get cute ass trailers next
to each other.
Somewhere in the desert.
That actually doesn't sound terrible.
But you at least have to try.
From what you've told me about her, is what your mom would want.
Okay, Dina wants to meet.
Tomorrow at her Pilates class.
An opportunity to build long lean muscles and fix the dyna problem?
Sign me the fuck up!
Alright, great chat today!
Dina agreed to pencil me in to her busy schedule by having a I'm gonna keep you on the boat there, alright? I'm gonna go out there, get you around to pull the next piece of the body.
Dina agreed to pencil me in to her busy schedule by having me join her for her daily Pilates class.
I find myself sitting on some machine that looks like a medieval torture device,
a re-former, according to the chipper, off-duty Lulu Lemon model instructor.
Ella darling!
Dina, nice to see you.
Thank you for meeting me here.
Oh of course, you know, I've always wanted to see what the Pilates praise was about.
You're love it, it keeps me sane with everything going on.
Yeah, it's been crazy.
Calumas kept me updated on you, contesting the will.
And he knows you're here.
Not technically, no.
Calum has a habit of losing track of you, doesn't he?
He doesn't need to keep track of me.
Is Malibu treating you well these days?
Actually, pretty good.
Since I've been back and life has settled down a bit, feels like home.
And how is school?
School is crazy right now.
I have to make up a bunch of exams, so this will be a good study break.
And I take it that's all as well with Kalim and the boys?
Great.
I haven't seen Kalim a lot lately,
other than when we're talking about the lawsuit.
Hopefully he won't be dealing with that much longer.
That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
I, um, Dina, I was wondering if you might be interested
in making a deal with me.
A deal?
Oh, well, my. This will be good.
I want to give you some of my trust, only if you agree to drop the case.
You're trust?
Yes. A hundred thousand dollars per year, every year.
That will be necessary, my dear.
I'm willing to give you more. I mean, you received wife and I don't know,
maybe we can just work something out.
Ella, we're going to notify the courts
that I will no longer be contesting the trust.
Really?
Wow, Diana, thank you.
The case is dead in the water anyway.
We couldn't find anything that would prove Steve was losing it.
We have no paper trail, no stronger case.
The one we're going
to pursue instead is you.
I'm sorry?
Me?
Yes!
I'm filing for custody of you, Ella.
Dina, I'm not interested.
My dear, it's not up to you.
You're a minor.
And Callum is an unfit guardian.
Okay, well, that's bullshit.
And see, we have quite a bit of evidence on this point.
You ran away from home.
For months you were living without any adult support.
And from what I've heard, you have an inappropriate relationship with one of your, um...
You know, how is Read Royal related to you exactly?
Is he your stepbrother?
Adopted brother?
We aren't related.
At all.
And there is nothing going on between us.
Mmm! That's not what Brooke told me, and if that wasn't enough, I have the video.
Let's go ahead and get started.
What? How do you know about the video? Did Brooke put you up to this?
It was disturbing, and as your father's former wife, I have a duty to remove you from that kind of environment.
But it isn't me in the video.
Brooke, doctor, did it?
It looked legitimate to me, my dear, and it'll look legitimate to the court.
I know. Please, please don't do this.
I suppose you want to run and tell Callum, get him to solve this for you.
But then I'll need to go straight to the LA Times, won't I?
It's quite the story.
Callum Royal, Malibu real estate mogul,
father predator. You're sick. Okay everyone, let's lay back on the carriage.
Think about how many Pilates classes we can go together once I'm your new mommy.
I fuck off. Hey, where are you going?
I know I've been through worse. Dina tried this before back when I first moved to Malibu.
She doesn't give a shit about me.
If she had custody of me, she definitely shipped me off to some British boarding school.
She could control my life until I turned 18.
I've been through worse.
I mean, I could probably survive a year in a place like that.
But, that would also give her just enough time to change the rules of my trust and steal
my dad's money, leaving me with absolutely nothing.
Isaac is calling for the third time today.
After ignoring his calls a week, I can't bring myself to ignore him again.
Hey, Isaac.
Hey, Ella. Can I call you later? I can't bring myself to ignore him again.
Hey Isaac! Hey Ella, I'm...
Can I call you later? This isn't a good time.
I feel like you're avoiding my calls.
I'm not. I'm just walking into a Pilates class.
Can I call you later?
Yeah, sure. Call me when you're done.
Call me when you're done.
Brushing off Isaac feels horrible, especially when he has no idea the shitstorm I'm caught in the middle of here in Malibu. We've sent texts here and there, but I've avoided any conversation about our situation chip.
Right now I have much bigger problems.
How can Brooke do this to Calum?
Giving that video to Dina threatens his reputation, his business, his values?
Even if I can't go to Calum with this, I owe it to him and read and eastern and I owe
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of me, I decided I need a few moments of self-care.
I head down to the beach to watch the sunset.
Read is surfing and as soon as he sees me,
he gets out of the water.
As he walks towards me, I feel a sense of relief.
Today's stocked, but at least I can relax a little with read.
Hey, beautiful.
Looking good out there.
Ah, stop.
You're gonna make me blush.
Hey, just state in the facts.
You taste like the ocean.
You wanna sit with me and watch the sunset?
Of course.
Here, we can sit on my board.
So, I was Pilates with Dina?
Oh, it was great!
She's dropping the lawsuit and she gave us her blessing!
Plus, I think I'm already getting Pilates arms.
Oh shit. Pretty bad, huh?
Awful. She knows about the video.
What? How?
Brooke.
I should've guessed. But what would Dina have to gain from How? Brooke. I should have guessed.
But what would Dine have to gain from that?
That doesn't make any sense.
Well, she is technically dropping the original lawsuit,
but now she's trying to get custody of me.
What?
She thinks that with the video,
she has a pretty good shot.
Child endangerment, law and order, SVU type shit, whatever.
I don't understand. why does she want that?
Well, if she's my guardian, she controls the trust.
I'm just collateral.
We're gonna figure this out, Ella.
We can talk to my dad.
He'll know someone.
That's the thing.
We can't.
Dynastas, you'll leak the video to the press.
That'll ruin Kalim's life, and probably ours do.
Fuck.
There has to be something we can do.
Right, when it felt like we were figuring our relationship
stuff out, everything blows up.
Hey, hey, it's going to be OK.
No, it isn't.
Fuck the money.
I'm going to end up at some boarding school
halfway around the world, away from you, away from everyone else I care about, eating like, mushy peas and shit.
We won't let that happen.
We will figure something out.
Maybe we can talk to Easton about how to get rid of the video.
He'll know what to do.
He knows tech shit.
It isn't that easy.
You can't just make a video disappear.
This is serious.
We don't need to fix it tonight.
Here. Lean in the mirror.
I'm gonna hold you.
I already feel better.
What else was on your mind?
I have my stupid exams tomorrow.
It's too much, Reed.
It needs to relax.
Clear your head.
How do you suggest I do that?
I've got some ideas.
Oh, maybe I do too.
And?
Show me.
Can you lay back?
Yeah.
I climb on top of Reed, running my hands along the contours of his chest and abs,
admiring the way he looks in the fading orange of the sunset.
I could touch him forever.
You look like a goddamn dream.
He puts his hands on my hips.
You feel like a goddamn dream.
I move my hips against his.
You move like one, two.
You move like one, too.
We could be on Catalina Island or on a surfboard on the beach. It's just us and no one else from miles and miles.
Like magic, the madness of our lives melts away and I melt into him.
You ever hooked up with someone on your surfboard?
Nope, never.
Do you think we'll break it?
I don't care.
I can buy another one.
How does the sango save a wave ride a royal?
Hey, I warned you. Yeah, okay, fair enough. That was my favorite board. Yeah, there you are. Yo, Ella, your friend is here.
Nice to meet you, man.
Hey, you too, Eastern.
I think.
Hey, Ella, it's good to see you.
What are you doing here?
How did you even find me?
I'm in town visiting my family and wanted to see you.
I pieced together the stuff we talked about.
Real estate mogul, Callum Royal.
Matt, I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm me? I'm in town visiting my family and wanted to see you.
I pieced together the stuff we talked about.
Real estate mogul, Callum Royal, massive Malibu mansion.
It wasn't that hard.
You should have called me before you came over here.
I did.
Multiple times.
You told me you were too busy to talk.
Something about Pilates.
I was, and I meant to call you back.
I just...
Oh, sorry.
I'm being rude. Hey man. I'm Isaac read
Sorry, who is this? Oh, she didn't tell you about me. I'm Ella's boyfriend
On the next episode of The Royals of Malibu You need to focus on your exams today.
Just erase the boy stuff from your mind.
Uh yeah, you didn't tell me about your secret boyfriend.
Ella, who was that guy?
I don't want to freak you out, but Savannah is on a warpath.
Ever since she found out about your kiss with Eastern, she's been super mad.
Give me one day, or you can tell me to fuck off.
And I think it's in your best interest to give this a shot.
I want you to be sure that you're picking the right guy, but maybe this is a good thing.
The Royals of Malibu is a production of diversion audio in partnership with pod people.
Palabu is a production of diversion audio in partnership with pod people. Starring
Alyssa McKay
as Ellison Claire
Chris Cafferro
as Reed Royal
Nick Cafferro
as Eastern Royal
Armin Taylor
as Calum Royal
Francesca Agramonte
as Valerie Gonzalez
Hannah Montoya
as Savannah Gonzalez
Burgundy Trejo Phoenix
as Brooke Davidson.
Edgar Dei Santiago as Isaac Delgado.
Mora Vincent as Dina O'Halloran.
Erica Dawson as Maria Royal.
Stephanie Sherry as Lucy and Margaret Sinclair.
Jason E. Kelly as private investigator.
Directed by Matt Savv,
written by Kiana Katty Blue and Lindsey Plussard,
produced by Amy Machado, Emma D. Muth, and Jacob Bronstein, production management by Ashton Carter,
story development by Emma D. Muth and Jacob Bronstein, editorial direction by Scott Waxman,
casting by Lindsey Plussard and Alex Vickmanis
Sound editing, sound design and engineering
by Michael Lachino, Morgan Fouce and Carter Wogan
Dialogue editing by Adam Riemanda
Theme music by Eric Zyler
Associate Producer, Shay Wodez
Consulting producers, Chris Cafferro and Nick Cafferro.
Executive producers Jacob Bronstein, Mark Francis, Rachel King, Alyssa McKay, Matt Sav,
and Scott Waxman.
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