The Royals of Malibu - THE ROYAL BOYS E5 - w/ Hannah Montoya (Pt. 2)

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

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the way. Welcome to The Royal Boys. And now part two of this Royal Boys episode with Hannah Montoya. Hannah, I don't know if you've listened to this episode recently, but there's one point where Ella calls something the sluttiest thing a man can wear. Do you know what she would have been referring to? I believe it was sweatpants. I believe it was gray sweatpants.

Do you agree with that? That is correct. Do you agree? I do. I was reading the gray sweat pants. Do you agree? Do you agree? That is correct. Do you agree? I do. I was reading the script and I laughed out loud because I was like, I'll love you. Done it again. I think the writers did a great job. Whoever wrote that specifically, that line specifically deserves a raise and a half. Is that like a thing? Is that like a common known thing? Oh my gosh, it is very much a thing. It is such a thing. It's like dangerous.

And it's like, I've seen tweets before that's like, if your man goes out wearing gray sweat pants, that's not your man. Ha ha ha. I love that. So funny. I don't own gray sweat pants. It's time.

You need to, and it's got to be a light, like a light-heather gray.pants. It's time. You need to, and it's got to be a light, like a light heather gray. And make sure you're wearing a loose box or short underneath because that's the whole point. That's so funny. I had no idea. I knew that. I want to be a slutty man. You could never. You're not even a man. You're a boy. Hey. You're a boy. Okay, rust. In that scene, Reed is putting together some furniture. And I must say, I am very, very good at putting together like Ikea West Elm furniture on my own. Chris, no one gives a shit.

I'm not just kidding. Then we go to the tailgate, right? We're tailgating the water pull-a-match, and they're drinking stole elite, which is very expensive vodka. Drinking the Himalayan edition, which you can even more expensive. That's right.

Hannah, you said that one of the reasons you transferred to Appalachian State is because of the football team, so what were your tailgates like? So much fun. Definitely did not involve expensive vodka, just kind of like whatever you could get. But definitely a similar vibe, but less expensive.

What was your drink of choice? Ugh, my freshman year was Pink Whitney. I can't smell that without dying. But I think- What's Pink Whitney? What is that? It's a pink lemonade. It's like a bar stool vodka. But it's the first time you try it like you're like, oh wow, it's cute and it's taste fine. And then that night will not end well or in your favor. It's just my dad visited me in college once

and we were at a tailgate and he got a shot of fireball somebody poured him. It was the first time I ever had it. And he said, this is amazing. This tastes amazing. So he was drinking it on the rock. And like three hours. Yeah, like three hours later we were at dinner and he was like, you wasn't even drunk.

He was just sick. Oh my gosh. He's like, yeah, it's sugar. I feel like fireball is the most difficult one for sure. Your dad is a strong man. It's just cinnamon syrup. So when my senior year of college for spring break, we went on a carnival cruise to the Caribbean,

and they didn't have like open bar or anything. So in order to save money, we were like, let's sneak on our own alcohol. But you can't bring alcohol, you're not supposed to bring alcohol on cruises. So we had the genius idea of washing out old listerine bottles, but like the opaque ones that you can't see through and rinsing those out.

And then we filled them with blueberry vodka. That was the choice that someone made. So all week on this fucking cruise, we had mint flavored blueberry vodka drinks. It was, I can't drink blueberry vodka drinks at all, but I can still, like you were saying about the pink Whitney, I can still taste it. Like when I close my eyes and it makes me sick to my stomach. Pink Whitney is what I call my belly button.

Why? Why? Why? That makes no sense. If you have to have an... And they do that. To be silly. Does it sing? Does it sing? I wanna dance with somebody. So sad. No. And you have to have an, and they do that. To be silly.

Does it sing? Does it sing? I wanna dance with somebody. I wanna be the hero with somebody. Ooh. Do we have the right to that song? We do now. Yeah, this, this tailgate's nuts.

And Savannah, you got like a big, you have like a ton going on, this entire scene. You first of all, you like love the fact that it's expensive vodka. You're all over Val to not get back with Tam. So you give good advice. Are you that friend? Are you the friend that's like,

you can't get back with this guy? Oh yeah. Big time. I'm like, show me your phone. Like, you should promise me right now, you're not talking about it. Are you the kind that will give that advice and then not take it for your own self? That's why because I'm like

living vicariously. I'm like, what do I need to hear right now? And then it's like, no, don't. It's like this might be a little bit more serious to me than it is. Classic waxing moon. What can I say? What up? What about you guys? Is it more of a like do you feel fatherly when it comes to your friends and exes or is it kind of like a figure it out on your own type of deal? I wish the, I spoke to myself the way I spoke to my friends. I think I'm much more caring and understanding.

And then, um, like, yeah, no, that's okay. And then when I do it, I'm like, you're an idiot. You don't deserve any love. Damn. And that's the voice I use when I speak to myself. That's the voice I hear all day in my head. It's just Hannah's Jersey-Aunt character in your head. Wake up in a cold sweat. Hi, gorgeous.

I know, I would never call myself gorgeous. That little voice doesn't seem very kind. I can relate, though, because I'm definitely a fixer. He's a bit of a fixer rapper. I hope you am a dumb. Do we own the right side? That's all? Yes, and the entire movie frozen. Wow. Guys are so successful. That's funny because it's false. But also at this at this tailgate, we solve hoodie gate. And Hannah, you have my favorite line of the episode here. They solve hoodie gate, which of course was Ella trying to figure out the smell of the perfume

that was on the hoodie that Reed gave to her in the previous episode. Savannah says, A. Easton, you smell like Chanel 5, I think is the smell. She's like, what do you smell like my old aunt, which by the way, you're Jersey aunt. And he's like, oh, it's a shirt I borrowed from Reed. He keeps our mom's old perfume in his t-shirt drawer, must have spilled and got on it. And they all realize that's the reason this hoodie smelled. It wasn't because he was with another woman. And the line that I like is Val says, oh, that explains hoodie gate. And you go, hoodie what? And I don't, I don't know why. I just loved when you did that.

I remember you doing it live and maybe laugh. If you wanna do it again right now, I would encourage you. hoodie what? That sounds like a, it should be your rap name. I love that. He's like, hoodie what? Yeah. A hoodie who?

A hoodie what? That scene I felt like was She's like, I'm hoodie what? Yeah. I'm hoodie who? I'm hoodie what? That scene I felt like was so good too, because I remember reading the scripts being like, ah, how's he going to get out of this one? Like, what smell could that possibly be? That was mind blowing for me. Yeah, that was a good one. And then the scene gets even crazier because we have a huge revelation which is that Ella at the end of season one on her march out of the royal house grabs eastern and kisses him. And Savannah, understandably,

is pissed and storms off. What are your thoughts on this, Anna? Honestly, I feel like I would have acted similarly. That would have been that would have been a lot to hear. Like that's so crazy because there's also like not as much um like explanation of that like in their camp beat in that moment. It was just so quick. But it's like that's such a plot twist. Like I thought I thought you were in love with Reed. Like what's happening here? You know, like that's crazy. And then also I mean happening here, you know, like that's crazy. And then also, I mean, Val is screaming anyway. It was just a lot of over simulation for Savannah in that moment. She's like, all right. See you guys later.

Well, do you think that two people kissing is love? Like, do you think that that's what that means? Does yeah, I think it's like, would you be able to get over that? I think it means you have to get me. means does yeah I think it's like would you be able to get over that I think it means you have to get me do it. If you like there's so much in that moment too because like I feel like maybe she was probably just assuming the worst out of that scenario that like maybe they'd been talking a lot more than she thought. But I don't really know she seems to act on

anger I would say. Pretty awesome. Well, they live in the same house. It's her best friend and her boyfriend, and now they're smooching, which also like, you know, from Ella's perspective, I don't know, it's kind of an interesting response to like, she sees, read and broke and storms out,

and then grabs Easton, is that? I don't know, that seems like an odd response to just kiss the next closest person, but is that something you can relate to, Hannah? Ha-ha-ha. I don't think I've ever done that. I've definitely stayed away from brothers, I think, specifically, but I don't know.

I mean, maybe when, like, when you're hurt, you make weird decisions, I feel like. I went to Trader Joe's yesterday to get almond butter filled pretzels But they only had the peanut butter filled pretzels and I was so upset that I stormed out and kiss the Trader Joe's attendant I'm around Did they like it? And now Nick and no Nick is no longer permitted in the silver like Trader Joe's No, we're married You and Joe had to get married legally. That's how it works. What about you guys? Have you ever had any sort of

impulsive situations? We're talking to the, what was it? New moon? Yeah, no, I'm kind of, I avoid confrontation, so and I'm a thinker, so like I'll just like kind of absorb it and then think on it. I don't make like drastic storm out moves. I'm a bit more hot-blooded and emotional than Nick is, but I don't know, I've never like revenge made out with somebody because I was hurt or angry, but I can see it, I can see the adrenaline, and it's not like they like spent the night and slept together, she was just like storm now.

It's grabbed him, kissed him, and then left. So, I don't know, it sort of like strikes me as like one of those movies where it's like, you know, the hero beats up the bad guys and then just like kisses the girl and then, you know, uses his web to swing away. It's very, I love how you said one of those movies and then went you know, uses his web to swing away. It's very, uh... I love how you said one of those movies and then went on to clearly... Discrash, fight or what?

Ha ha ha ha! Have you ever spilled the beans or let out a secret because you were drunk? You said something you weren't supposed to? Definitely said things I'm not supposed to, but I've never, I'm not a secret teller. I like to keep it in the vault. I feel like...

Yeah. We brought you on here to tell secrets. I can tell secrets online in front of everyone only Just whisper it into the mind. I'm gonna tell someone secrets It has to be in public for everyone to hear I go full. I go hundred or nothing so you don't have a secret to tell our five listeners Let me think shoot. I wish I had one right now. Oh, I have a juicy question for you guys But if you as brothers ever had a little moment like that, where there's a girl that maybe one of you likes and the other it's like kind of talking to, but you don't know until later, sort of thing. No, that's never happened because our age difference

was we were never in high school or college together and we lived across the country. I feel like that could help. Right, it's never. Yeah, I'm trying to think, no, it hasn't. Which is for the best. But I think, Nick and I also, I think we have different types. Yeah.

Like Chris, as this girlfriend, I have nothing. That's all right. That's all right. That will help. Maybe that's why you guys are so close. It just, there was so much in that that I feel like, there's so much passion in the recording, but it's like, damn, is this coming from something? Do they need to talk to someone?

I mean, the answer to that is yes, but we do need to talk to someone. And it's, this is why we brought you on. Yay! You can use the run-out therapy session from help us. Yeah, let's put on your guys' minds lately. So yeah, that's a, there's a big roller coaster of events that happened to Savannah there. Can you help us? Yeah, let's put on your mind slightly. So yeah, that's a, there's a big roller coaster of events that happened to Savannah there.

She storms out. Ysene even says he's gonna have to, he's gonna have to plan a little makeup apology tour. So I hope I could do, do good by you. I hope so. I guess we'll see. I'll send you some flowers. Apology for.

To the Appalachian. To the Appalachian mountain. Yeah. Also though, I think she's in good hands because after the cove wins the state championship, which I'm pretty positive no one cares about, Ella and Eastern are talking and she's like, what are you passionate about?

And he's like, I'm passionate about the female orgasm. And he says it, an all earnest. And when I read the script and I saw that line, I was like, this needs to be said 100% serious. He absolutely means this is not a joke. Yeah. Which I think is even funny. Well, what's funny about it is that the female orgasm

is a myth. So like, for the listeners, it's like, oh, good one, he's dead. You know what I mean? Well. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and you think she's joking, but is she? And I think she did. And it sounds like you think she is dating the wrong way. Wait a minute, wait a circle that back. This is interesting. I need to start taking notes on that.

Like little Easter eggs, little Easter eggs. Ooh, wow. Oh, yeah. You got it. You got it. She did it. Wow. Well, that's our episode folks.

Thank you so much. It was great. An Eastern egg. Little Eastern eggs. Wow. That's great. That's good stuff. That's what he calls his sperm.

Oh, that's good work. Nick. That's good work. Nicholas, that's disgusting. You are in the company of a lady. La la la la. Sorry, I'll have to cut that. Yeah, no, they definitely dropped some, uh, some Eastern eggs about possible

budding romance between read and Eastern. Oh, Jesus. No, Ellen Eastern. Read and Eastern. Oh, God, could you imagine? Was that your son? That would be great, season three. That was the original, that was the original pitch of the Royal Boys.

It was very different, the concept, but we had to settle for just an interview, my guess. I like that. That's definitely more of like a Wapad type of thing. A what? Wapad? What's that mean? Oh, guys! Oh my goodness, it might be! It might be! You're so fucking old.

I kind of grew up on this. I was such a fan girl, and I don't know if that's too niche, but it was like one direction, and five seconds of summer. It's like fan fiction on a website. Like that's basically what the whole entire thing is. It's a fan. And what's it called?

Can you spell it out for me? It's Wapad, it's W-A-T-T-P-A-D. And that's, it's a website with fanficion. Yeah, that's the entirety for the most part of what it is. Are we on it? Maybe. Did you ever write on it or do you just a consumer? I was a big consumer.

I was a big consumer. It was also just like, I was like, it's, I'm reading. Helping my brain, it's fine, But then just like terrible, terrible stuff. Like the whole um, after a series of movies, like that's based off of a fanfiction. I don't know if you guys have heard of those, but yeah, it's pretty crazy stuff. Great platform. You should check it out.

I have not, I have not heard of that. Is it still active? All of this is just a... I hope so. It might be. I be I honestly you guys there might be some rolls of malbuss stuff on there now that I'm thinking about it I'm gonna not search because I don't want to get in trouble and I feel like this will get me in trouble So if someone wants to let me know I'm gonna look I will let you know, okay, what pad? Mm-hmm. Oh, I love that while we learn something new and exposed We are big big losers Never heard of a huge loser is it is it worse to read fan fiction or to not read fan fiction?

I feel like I would also fall into the loser category. Yeah, I guess I prefer fan nonfiction. You just want to read the autobiographies of fans. Tell me tell me about the people that like things. Oh, fan nonfiction is a very funny idea. And I think you should develop it. Thank you. I will. Hey, traumas! With the holidays here, I'm doing tons of holiday shopping while earning cashback.

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I mean, he just won the state championship. His, you know, his loved one is back in town. Things aren't completely mended, but he feels like, you know, the door is open and things are improving. Like, this, he's set with college. Like, things are looking up for Reed. And most importantly, Ella gives him the green light to tell him the full story and sets us up nicely for episode six, which is a big episode because why it's narrated by you, Chris Reed.

That's right. From Reed's perspective. Yeah, for the first time in the series we flip perspective and Reed tells the story, but we'll leave it at that so that we can, because we'll talk about that next episode. Hannah, I have a question for you. What was your, what were some of your favorite moments from working on this podcast? Oh my gosh. I actually, this maybe sounds creepy, but I liked watching everybody's dynamic with each

other because like I, I came in there a season later, but it was just cool to see like, I was a fan for the first season. I listened to it fully without knowing that I would even have to audition for the show. Like I listened to the show. Oh, wow. Yeah, I just liked it. Oh wow. That's so cool.

Yeah, it was crazy. And so when I was able to like see all of you guys in person and like talking to each other in my head, it was just like the characters. Cause like I had obviously loved the first season, but I'm like putting it all together. I'm like, oh my gosh. And then like Armin's voice.

Like that's real. What? Yeah. Yeah. I think we've shouted that out every single episode we've done. That's well-deserved and because that is insane. But especially like you guys for sure. Like, and then doing scenes with you too,

it was just like, oh, it's crazy. But I love like just hearing you guys talk to each other and how everyone had such a Fun like it was just like kind of like a family dynamic sort of going on It was just like very light-hearted everyone was very supportive of each other and I just really liked being in that environment So thank you for having me. Oh My gosh. Oh, of course. I'm not in our decision. Thank you for being here. Yeah. I think What's amazing is like you really are like a family because it's so much work in such a condensed period of time and space.

But oh my God. So what you just described is actual fan nonfiction. I'm the wife. You're a fan and then you made it your life. So wait, I have a question then. What was your experience like as a fan of the show listening to it and then meeting me and Nick in real life? Were you like super disappointed?

Absolutely not. I was just like, well, I had seen also the post like I've been following the royals of Malibu anyway, just on Instagram. So I'd seen like Y'all's little Zoom videos after so little pictures of you guys talking. And I was like putting faces and names anyway, just at that point. Just listening to it. But I was like, I already knew what everybody kind of looked like. But just seeing it in person was just weird.

I was like, what is going on? Like these are real people, not just like people I listened to while I'm like folding laundry or like taking a drive, doing my usual royals of Malibu listening parties, but just crazy. Very, very much not disappointed. And... Do you think that either of us or anyone in the cast is more similar

to their character than others or like were any of them like shockingly different? I don't know. I feel like with you two I feel like the personalities are a little bit switched. Like what you were saying about like the impulsivity versus like planning. I feel like the description of Nick your moon sign is that that's what it was. See me definitely aligning with like Eastern but not I guess you personally but and then Alyssa is so funny talking about like her character and stuff is because she's like oh Ella's kind of like the little voice in me that like what I want to say But I don't we're like, oh, this is obviously she's got like a little, you know, sass to her But like, Ella's just got that down, you know, and I just feel like that's a cool comparison too

Looking forward it freshly graduated from College you've got a budding social media career and acting thing. Like what are some things you hope to accomplish? Or where do you see yourself maybe in a year or so? Well, I definitely want to keep doing what I'm doing. I think social media will never not be a part of my life. I absolutely am loving the acting side very much. I mean, for social media, I am like constantly doing characters. It's very rare that I'm like playing myself in a video or online. I'm a big, big writer.

I really like doing character development and doing sketch scenes. So if I could do anything involving any of that as like a, in a professional sense, that would be like incredible. And I mean, Royals was just so much fun and so I'm like definitely have a big big bug that had bit me and it's always been there but definitely more so now than ever before. Just seeing your work so far I could tell you would be a great writer. I mean you're already are a great actor and I think you'd be a wonderful writer So definitely encourage you to you should write a TV show write a TV show and cast me in Chris and please please

It's gonna be the royal boys, but you guys will be each other's interests Hannah Thank you, that's you gotta leave those Blue Ridge mountains and Come on over to Hollywood. I know, it sounds so happy now, like you guys are saying? It is a brighter, yeah, give it a bit. Yeah, I know. Right? Yeah.

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You know what I think we should do? Yeah, I do. Royal Decree's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. a royal decree. I'll go first my royal decree So as we as we record this it's like early to mid-November and I've started to get invited to quote friends giveings and My royal decree is the term friends giving is fucking stupid. It makes no sense. It's derivative of Thanksgiving,

which is a celebration with friends and family. So changing it to friends giving, you're taking the thanks out of the word in a way that makes no sense. The word friends and thanks are not interchangeable and it's a dumb thing. Just call it Thanksgiving. That's what Thanksgiving is.

It's a celebration with friends. That's all I have to say about that. Friends you for listening. Do you have a proposal of a different name? Yeah, Thanksgiving. Just call it Thanksgiving. Friends edition. Just call Thanksgiving.

Why can't you, no, but why? Why do you even have to qualify? Thanksgiving is not just necessarily family. I mean, yes, a lot of people do it with family, but a lot of people do it with friends. A lot of people do it with friends and family. It's just called Thanksgiving. Just call it Thanksgiving. And if you're doing it the week before,

call it early Thanksgiving. That's true. That's good. Stupid. I don't mind that royal decree. That's a good royal decree. Do you want me to go? I'll go. And I'm going to dedicate this one to you, Anna, because you're on today. That's true. That's good. Stupid. I don't mind that royal decree. That's a good royal decree. Do you want me to go? I'll go.

And I'm going to dedicate this one to you, Anna, because you're on today. My Hannah Banana, Savannah Banana. I decree that if you eat a banana, the peel must be disposed of immediately. It cannot sit without, you know, it's interpart for any extended period of time. You eat the banana and you dispose of the peel. No leaving it on the counter, no wrapping it in a paper towel, no leaving it on a plate, nothing. Throw it out, it's fucking gross.

I don't know if I was traumatized by Mario Kart. I don't know what it is, but throw out banana peels. They're disgusting. I know they're biodegradable, but get them in a trash. Thank you. That's fair. I can tell our listeners that this has been something that has haunted Nick our entire lives.

He, like, and I know it. So if I'm eating a banana, I will like dangle the peel in front of him and he, it like, nauseates him. It's like, it's a phobia. It's actually bizarre to watch. And my mother will sometimes like make a smoothie and she'll like open the banana, cut it in half and then leave the other half like just out and it makes Nick physically ill and actually angry. It's really funny to behold.

A banana should be consumed in less than one minute. There's no light. Who's little tummy can't handle a full banana. And if you can't, just throw the rest out. You're not eating a half a banana later. There's sometimes at craft services and that one acting job I ever did. They cut the bananas in half. And they're just like there and they start to get brown. Oh god. Anyway, they get brown quick. Hannah, what do you think? What's your royal decree?

I think that if you're going to post on Instagram on your story or you're going to post a sub tweet about somebody or a breakup or song lyrics that are a little bit too ominous, I think that you then legally have to tell us who it's about and why. Yes! I love that. Yes, Taylor Swift. I know you're listening. You have to tell us who the songs are about. She's the only person that's exempt. Swifties can do the research and they'll have it back to you in three to five business days.

But the answer is John Mayer. Yeah. But it's like whenever I see like a song there, I'm like, who did it? And why? And then I, it's like spy mode, you know, you look for like untagged photos and like archive stuff. I'd just rather get straight to it. Make it messy.

I need to know. That's so funny. I love that. That's so funny. In the acting community, there is an equivalent of that where people will be like, booked something but can't talk about it. And it's like, fuck off.

Then like, don't, then why'd you talk about it? Why'd you bring it up? I had a Twitter bit when I had a Twitter for like 20 days in a row, I would post huge news, stay posted, can't tell you yet. And then the next day I would do it again, and I would just come up with a different reason why I couldn't tell the news.

And my goal was to do it for as ever long as it took until I actually had big news. And then I just got tired and sat. Oh man, that's almost manifest. A couple of weeks ago, this woman I follow went on this rant about somebody who crossed her and was like, you crossed to the wrong person because I'm going to call you out and I'm going to do it and I'm going to like, I'm not going to keep it to myself. I'm not going to say your name,

but you know who you are. And it was like, you can't be like, you mess with the wrong person and I'm going to call you out, but then not call them out. Like, drop some names. Drop some names. Give us some tea, baby. Yeah, like, why do you have to pre-order the call out? That's crazy to soft launch it and be like, stand your toes, wait till I post about this again later. That's crazy.

Well, that is a wonderful, wonderful royal decree. Great job. Yeah yeah yeah a royal decree. Hannah you have been incredible. Yeah thank you so much for joining us. This has been so wonderful. You're so funny. You're so talented. We're really lucky to have you on this Royal Boys episode, but also on the Royal's of Malibu So I'm glad you were a fan. I'm glad your fan nonfiction became reality Me too, and that it let us here. I'm so glad we got to talk with you And please keep making videos and keep writing because you're funny you actually make me laugh and I could say that about two people Are they both on this podcast right now?

No, damn it. The other one is Secretary Anthony Blinken. It's Anthony, there's no age. Read a book. But when he eats his alter ego and boy oh boy is Anthony Blinken. Yeah, Hannah, you are so successful and the fact that you would slum it with two guys like us is very very kind. Can I ask for our listeners who don't already follow you? A. Where can

they follow you? And B. Do you have anything coming up that you want to promote or talk about? You can follow me on everything under Hannah Montoya. That's M-O-N-T-O-Y-A, very mischievously close to Montana. But I am just going to be posting videos. Stay tuned for another three every single day. But thank you guys for having me. I'm honored. Genuinely, this was so much fun. And I can't wait to listen to all the other episodes coming out.

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