The Scathing Atheist - ScathingAtheist 227: Inciting Incident Edition
Episode Date: June 22, 2017In this week’s episode, Ken Ham blames us for his failures, an article about a couple who claims to photosynthesize gets unironically published by The Sun, and Marissa McCool will be here to get tha...t Freytag pyramid kicked into the upswing. To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr11?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies Guest Links: To check out all of Marissa’s work; click here: http://rismccool.com/ You’ll find Marissa’s blog here: https://incitingincidentpodcastblog.wordpress.com/ And you can get tickets to her live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/inciting-incident-podcasts-100th-ep-w-chris-kluwe-scathing-atheist-more-tickets-31754100369 To check out the House of Atheism YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLl9jpze22Ven-rehrE-w Headlines: Study suggests religion could be driving unprecedented political divide: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/06/15/study-shows-religion-may-be-contributing-to-unprecedented-political-divide/ Hindu extremist calls for death of beef-eaters: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/06/15/extremist-hindu-calls-for-public-executions-of-people-who-eat-beef/ 4-Year old hogtied with duct tape at Christian day care: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/06/19/church-based-day-care-worker-hog-tied-4-year-old-girl-using-duct-tape/ and https://www.newamerica.org/education-policy/edcentral/religiouscc/ Ken Ham blames atheists for Ark Park’s abject failure: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2017/06/creationist-ken-ham-blames-atheists-ark-park-failure/ Church treasurer used church funds to pay hookers on Craig’s list: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/06/14/former-church-treasurer-used-donation-money-to-pay-women-on-craigslist-for-sex/ MO legislator kills chicken and rips out its heart on YouTube to make an anti-abortion point: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/06/13/missouri-legislator-slaughters-chicken-on-video-to-prove-a-point-about-abortion/ Bring ben Back http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/06/16/this-church-wants-you-to-pray-for-a-dead-worship-leaders-literal-resurrection/ Breatharians claim to exist: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/06/18/no-breatharians-cant-live-without-food-and-neither-can-anyone-else/ This Week in Misogyny: Wonder Woman “women only” viewing gift bag contains items for doing lady chores: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/attendees-at-women-only-screening-of-wonder-woman-given-gift-bag-containing-diet-pill-pamphlet-and-a7789076.html Women in Ireland will not be able to get abortions under NHS: http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/northern-ireland-supreme-court-nhs-court-ruling-abortions-arlene-foster-dup-a7790021.html Iranian women wear white headscarves to protest headscarf laws: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-40218711
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On this week's episode, Ken Ham
blames us for his failures.
An article about a couple who claims to
photosynthesize gets unironically
published by The Sun.
And Marissa Alexa McCool
will be here to get that Freitag pyramid
kicked into the upswing. But first,
the diatribe.
If you've listened to this show for long, you already know that I'm a real big fan of Hemet Mehta's Friendly Atheist blog. For my money, best one-stop shop for atheist news on the internet.
And while I don't always agree with every opinion expressed on that blog,
friendly and scathing are conflicting goals sometimes after all, Hemet and his team of
contributors do as good a job as anybody keeping the internet informed of the atheist issues of the day. So I want to make it clear before I spend the
next five minutes furiously ripping a post on that blog to shreds that I am and will remain a big fan
of that site. And the post in question was written by Terry Firma, a normally excellent blogger that
does a normally commendable job but utterly failed to do so last week.
But before we talk about his opinion kind of stuff, let me lay out the facts of the case.
So the headline he's talking about is about Jalene Hinkle.
She's a player on the U.S. women's soccer team who withdrew from all the matches the team was playing in the month of June.
And officially, she cited personal reasons for her absence.
Unofficially, though though her social media activity
and previously stated opinions strongly suggested it's because the u.s team was donning a rainbow
infused jersey for gay pride month and she was too christian to have a bunch of gayness all over her
tits now since her decision was made public hingel has been roundly and rightly criticized on social
media but terry firmer's recent post on Friendly Atheist
pushed back against the pushback,
and I want to push back against that.
His article starts off by posing a series
of what he seems to think are analogous hypotheticals.
Imagine you're on a sports team
that wants you to wear a pro-tea party message
on your jersey,
or a jersey with a Bible passage condemning gays.
Wouldn't we support a person
who refused to wear
those jerseys so yeah that's how long it takes for this argument to fall apart i mean let's
acknowledge as the article does that nobody's saying she shouldn't be allowed to do that
they're just saying she should be shamed and ridiculed for it and she should gay pride isn't
a political message unless i don't think gay people should exist as a political position.
It's substantively different than being asked to endorse a set of economic policies.
But there's a lot more wrong with this post than analogies that aren't analogous.
And the problem at the heart of this argument is one that I see often in atheism and skepticism.
This idea that standing up for your beliefs can somehow be divorced from the merits of those beliefs, right? If one religion forbids somebody from eating shellfish and the
other forbids them from accepting gay people, those are not equivalent propositions on the
acceptability scale. Refusing to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance is not the same as refusing
to stand for equality. And again, it's not like anybody is arguing she shouldn't be allowed to have those beliefs.
As Terry Firma acknowledges in his article,
no sponsors are threatened to boycott the team
until she publicly apologizes
and wears a really gay shirt.
I mean, I'd support them if they were,
but they're not.
What is happening is that some people online
noticed a bigot being all bigoty
and they responded with the kind of public shaming
that normally goes unchallenged. Okay, unchallenged is a bit much i've been on twitter but unchallenged by progressive
pro-lgbt rights bloggers like terry firma anyway so the article goes on to argue not only that we
shouldn't castigate hingle but that we should support her since we all benefit from living
in a world where it's okay to express unpopular opinions as though there were a binary choice between supporting her bigotry and criminalizing it.
And it's while he's trying to justify that point that Terry dives into territory.
I think he owes us an apology for quoting from the article.
And it's a long quote, and there's a lot wrong with it.
So just bear with me.
Quote, I've heard nothing to suggest that Hinkle is anything less than cordial and professional towards LGBT soccer players and personnel.
If she were, in fact, to scold and castigate them, a la the abominable Margaret Court, thereby creating a hostile work environment, that would be a different kettle of fish.
Then I could see grounds for disciplinary action and possibly dismissal.
But we're not talking about behavior or even an openly hostile, toxic attitude.
We're talking about behavior or even an openly hostile toxic attitude we're
talking about an article of faith wrong-headed and prejudicial though that belief appears to us
there can be no doubt that it's legal and thank goodness protect it end quote well shit i'm sorry
i didn't realize some of her best friends were black i i mean yes okay being openly hostile is a worse form of bigotry than being closedly hostile
but that doesn't make the latter acceptable i mean i'm not gay so i can't say for sure but i feel
like somebody publicly saying i shouldn't exist or i shouldn't have pride or that my love doesn't
count that's gonna make for a hostile work environment even if they're crazy nice to my face
and yes by the way of fucking course we're talking about behavior. If her prejudice didn't affect her behavior,
we wouldn't even be able to talk about it. And the fact that her bigotry is motivated by an
article of faith is no more exculpatory than the guy who says he only hates Mexicans because of
the one that took his job. No excuse for bigotry stands up to the light of reason and shame on
anybody who would suggest otherwise. Now, if you're not convinced, right, if you disagree with my take
and you want to defend this article, have at it. As me and Terry Firma clearly agree, that is your
legal and protected right. But before you do, I want to ask you a quick favor. Just reread the
article. But as you do, try to swap out gay for black just imagine that on black history month
some athlete refused to play rather than don a logo about racial harmony and let's suppose that
upon investigation their social media post was peppered with messages that decried interracial
marriage would anyone give a fuck if those social media posts cited a biblical passage
would anyone hesitate to call for that athlete to be fired? Would any
liberal atheist bloggers come rushing to their defense? I feel like no. And you know what? Maybe
I'm wrong. You know, maybe Terry or somebody else listening would say, yeah, you know, that is what
happened. But I'd rather live in a world where that theoretical racist athlete also wouldn't
see their job threatened. And we can disagree about that too but if we do let's at least agree that that's what we're disagreeing about and at a minimum let's all
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I think it's pretty clear that
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Either way, if we're
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And now, back to the headlines.
In our lead story night, from the NoDell file,
a new study might have a lead on why our show is getting so flinging-flanging political lately.
And as many of you already know,
it's mostly Eli's fault for hating freedom
and still being friends with Steve Shives.
I knew it. I knew it.
And knowing is half the battle.
Right, but it's not just that.
No, of course, there's a whole other half.
Yeah, it turns out it might also have something to do
with religious leaders becoming more politically divisive.
Who knew?
Yeah.
Also, Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Right.
So everybody knows.
Yeah.
Also, that stripper's only pretending to like you.
It's not a good size and death panels are actually a good idea.
See, if the sick people all die, everyone will be healthy.
I've been saying this for years.
healthy i've been saying this for years okay so uh the survey is called partisan pastor the politics of 130 000 american religious leaders and numbers are pretty much exactly what you'd expect
religions full of mostly educated people like reformed judaism have leaders who tend to be
liberal and the shitty ones with way more ignorant people all shitty like
evangelical christianity way shittier yeah have leaders who lean heavily conservative
thus confirming what we knew all along that socialism is good and christianity's stupid
also that this study was uh kind of a waste of money again fucking doy but most importantly
we learned that if the Jews did a better job
on the cover-up when they killed Christ, America
would be a better place. That's really what we learned.
Well, I mean, they've learned that lesson. If you want to
know how thoroughly, just look for any direct
evidence that they were behind 9-11.
Uh-huh.
What an amazing summer. I don't want to go into it,
but guys, it was a huge production. We were
all so proud.
It was like the last day of camp. Eli, pretend to be grieved. Pretend to be grieved, Eli. Remember, we're a huge production. We were all so proud. It was like the last day of camp.
Eli, pretend to be grieved.
Pretend to be grieved, Eli. Remember, we're going outside now.
Oh, no.
Yes.
So despite
church attendance getting smaller,
the study found that religious leaders
still have more influence in shaping
political opinions than any other group of professionals in the country.
Oh, my God, that's depressing.
Yeah, and that's why our show about religion is also naturally going to be about politics, too.
We're just following where the news about religion takes us.
So, I mean, if the evangelicals start handing out copies of a modest proposal next year, all of a sudden the show is going to get a lot more about food.
We go where it takes us.
But just in case, nobody give Paul Ryan
a copy. I feel like it's not out of his deal.
You know what I'm saying?
And speaking of
which, Ian, meat is
murder news tonight.
You know, we talk a lot about
Abrahamic extremists on this show, and
it can be a real bummer.
Yeah, bummer. Terrorism's a real bummer. Yeah, bummer.
Yeah, terrorism's a real downer.
Yeah, and rising theocracy is quite lame.
You guys get it.
Gross.
So it's nice to step out of the norm once in a while and deal with Hindu extremism in the form of me
trying to give an example of something silly that Christians would never put up with,
namely, recent speaker at the Hindu Rastra Conference,
Sadhvi Saraswati,
who called for everyone who eats
beef to be hung in the public
square.
If they order it super
well done and put ketchup on it, sure.
Yes, in that case. Thank you.
And I just want to say, fuck all
the goddamn steak apologists out
there like, oh, I could have it how I like it on the one eating.
No, they wouldn't cover it in marshmallow fluff for you.
And they shouldn't burn it into a charcoal brick just because you don't have taste buds.
Amen.
Okay.
I mean, I agree.
But you order steaks a la textured soy protein.
I'm not sure you really have any standing to judge.
What's that?
Well, I have the grace and dignity not to
pretend the food I eat is anything but the nutrients
to keep me from dying.
Speaking of my veganism and superiority,
I also
call for the public slaughter of
carnists, as I call them, but
Saraswati, or to call her by her
rap name, S-squared, didn't
stop there. She's also afraid of Muslims, specifically love jihad.
Love jihad?
Picturing a very different ending of the sign scene from Love Actually.
Just drops the last sign, he's wearing a bomb vest.
Yeah, I get it.
See, I was thinking of a very different ending scene for Love Different, but you know.
See, I was thinking of a very different ending scene for Love Different, but you know.
No, Love Jihad is a special kind of paranoia aimed at the practice of an older Muslim man marrying a younger non-Muslim woman for the sole purpose of converting her.
And it's such a problem for S to the Arswati that she recommended, quote,
stocking arms so that they will not be
destroyed in the future. Yes.
So, uh,
first of all, SS, not a great rap name.
Also, uh, like I'm just
picturing like an action movie where she shoots the engagement
ring out of a Muslim guy's hand at the last
time. I don't
coming this
fall. Or maybe forever
hold your peace, but like peace with an eye, like a gun.
It would work on the poster. You'd get it if you saw it.
I'd watch it. I'd watch it.
Now, we should note, as I said at the outset, that the group who put on this conference is known for their extremism
and have had members arrested for being associated with assassinations and extreme declarations like this one in the past.
But it's nice to spice it up every now and then
with some crazy that's not in our backyard.
You know, it's refreshing.
Yeah.
Refreshing.
Yeah, no, nice.
Well, it lasted.
Meanwhile, back in our backyard,
I'm going to bring the mood down
with the story of a four-year-old
being hogtied with duct tape
at a Christian daycare center.
And I'm going to do that knowing fully well
how inappropriate the jokes Heath and Eli
are going to make are,
so it's really my fault, I guess.
I mean, we could introduce
quiet reverence as a reoccurring segment,
I'm just saying.
Yeah, and I think it's upsetting
that Noah would suggest jokes
during the quiet reverence time.
Yeah, have some respect, Noah.
Yeah, I mean, if we weren't
here to draw lines for Noah, the show would get way out of hand.
Right, yes. We are way out of hand. Right.
Yes.
We are the voices of stability and reason.
Thank you.
Right.
So this story takes place at the Zion Lutheran Learning Center in Valley Park, Missouri.
And the catalyst, apparently, between the daycare worker in question and farm animal-based torture punishments was a four-year-old girl's refusal to lay still for her nap.
Nap time.
Such a stupid practice.
Kids don't need fucking naps if they don't want to take naps.
If they get tired at night, they go to sleep.
It's bullshit.
I'm with her.
I'm with the four-year-old.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, okay.
Well, I'm also on the side of the little girl who got hogtied.
But the pros and cons of nap time don't really factor into my opinion.
It's a weird thing. Debate me! No.
You can say no!
Well, he can, yeah. According to a local report, the Riverfront Times, the incident was known about throughout the daycare center
but was not reported to the state. And the perpetrator, who admitted to the behavior
apparently, wasn't even disciplined, let alone fired.
From the article, quote,
the supervisor the parents spoke with laughed it off as a silly thing
and suggested that Reeves, the hog tire in question,
might need to take another training course.
The parents have, of course, sued the daycare for false imprisonment,
assault battery, negligence, supervision, supervision, negligent retention and civil conspiracy.
Yeah, I'm guessing that meeting turned awkward pretty quickly.
I bet.
Hey, thanks so much for coming in.
Yeah.
Yeah, no problem.
What seems to be the issue?
Well, it's it's about little Jane.
She is just not holding still during nap time
oh no really yeah really big problem very disruptive i mean i literally had to hog tie
her with tape today so um if you get a chance i'm sorry i'm sorry you hogied our child with duct tape.
Yeah, because
she wouldn't hold still
farther down. Now, obviously
we can't go through this every day
with it. Yeah, I would say that.
Right, because of the tape
cost. I'm sorry, what are you doing?
What is happening? Oh, I'm just moving some chairs
around so I can beat the shit out of you.
So you can... Yeah, beat the shit out of you. Yeah can um yeah beat the shit out of you yeah hon will you hold my purse yeah sure thing sure thing hey
what's your blood type over there they're gonna ask at the hospital and stuff i don't
no i want to be clear here because somebody out there probably thought to themselves hey guys
if a kid got abused at a secular daycare center you wouldn't be holding that up as an example of the problems
with secularism and that much is fair i mean there's no sanctified secular instruction book
that tells you to beat your child but there's also no biblical doctrine that tells you to hog time
with duct tape but the problem and the thing that makes this newsworthy is that in 16 u.s states
religious and secular daycare are not created equal.
Ten states offer way more lax regulations to get a license if you call your daycare center religious.
And in an additional six states, religious daycare centers aren't required to get a license at all.
Missouri, by the way, is in that latter category.
Yeah, it's not all Christian bad behavior deserves the spotlight.
Yeah, it's not all Christian bad behavior deserves the spotlight,
but if you keep dropping off your old dildos and quaaludes at the church as state law,
we're going to point it out when some fun stuff goes down.
And speaking of dildos, quaaludes, and spotlights,
maybe we put Christianity on a no-kids plan for a little bit.
Or forever.
Yeah.
I'll watch them.
Nope. See how easy that was
Francis? See how easy?
All it takes.
And then I would have got away with it. Two
news tonight. Pantene
Pro-V antidote and guy
who looks like crime-solving kids often try
to pull his face off only to find it's not a
mask. Ken Ham
doing some thinking about why his
giant boat filled with lies
themed theme park is a miserable
failure. And the answer is
us
apparently. Really?
Damn, I was hoping the answer was
insufficient parking.
Nope. Plenty of
parking. The problem is
us people.
In a recent post on his Answers in Genesis blog,
Ham got confused about what several words mean and wrote the following whiny nonsense.
Quote,
Recently, a number of articles in the mainstream media and on well-known secularist websites
have attempted to spread propaganda, read numbers reported by Ken Ham,
to brainwash the public, read inform the public, into thinking, read knowing,
that the Ark Encounter attraction is a dismal failure, read extra dismal abject failure.
It's like he got a pep talk from my therapist.
Well, how do you define failure, Ken?
Continuing the quote.
continuing the quote sadly they atheists and the secular media are influencing business investors in such a negative way that they may prevent grant county kentucky from achieving the economic
recovery that its officials and residents have been seeking end quote you hear that guys we aim
for a war against giant boats of lies and grant county
kentucky gets caught in the crossfire i hope you're happy i hope you're happy well if you
want to make an omelet i am happy and i do want to make an omelet make an omelet later anyway
among the secret satanist media sources conspiring against Ken Ham are apparently
all the people who gave him money in the first place.
Oh,
really?
Grant County executive Steve Wood said of Ham's multiple broken promises,
quote,
it's a really bad deal for taxpayers.
It was a shock for me because I didn't really know all the details.
Maybe I should have.
Huh?
Maybe,
maybe, maybe i should have oh maybe maybe maybe he should have if only there had
been some mainstream media or well-known secularist websites to warn him but uh he's not the only one
the williamstown mayor had a rather short and sweet comment about how much the park has benefited
the area saying quote there hasn't been any commercial development here
adding it's gone all gone but uh ken ham is undeterred he went on to say quote
we are in a spiritual battle is that it and the intolerant secularists are so upset with such world-class attraction sick like the Ark and Creation Museum that proclaim a Christian message.
They will resort to whatever tactics they deem necessary to try to malign the attractions, end quote.
And sometimes that tactic is math.
Well, saying numbers, not even math just counting it's like one arc park visitor ah ah ah
nope that's protester one arc park visitor well i for one am glad to know what an inordinate sway
we hold over the investor class and i'll do my best not to abuse it and to legally insulate
eli when he inevitably does and i'd like to announce the ipo for
your lyme disease get in while you can literally
and in this is why no one doesn't let me touch the money news tonight, gentlemen, scholar, and my personal hero,
Alan W. Fenske is in hot water this week
after confessing to having spent $50,000 of church money
on prostitutes from Craigslist.
Wow.
Well, to be fair, if the water gets hot enough,
maybe it'll boil off all those crabs and the fungus.
No, it will not. Just saying. Let's not
let our listeners make mistakes we've already
learned from on this show. Someone
may or may not have pressed a tea
kettle to their penis this week.
Someone may have. May have.
And also
put his dick in a beer bottle to
win, lose, or bet. Also maybe.
Maybe. Okay. And just circling back real quick, if you were in charge of the money put his dick in a beer bottle to win lose a bet also maybe maybe okay
just circling back real quick
if you were in charge of the money
you'd buy prostitutes
on Craigslist
buy prostitutes
wherever they're sold Heath
it's not really a marketplace
thing all of a sudden the Zales
thing is out the window when it comes to
huggers okay i see
now fenske who is the hero gotham needs and deserves the secretary treasurer for holly
united methodist church and pled guilty to taking the money he was sentenced to
20 days of electronic home monitoring and was ordered to repay 30 000 of the money he stole
what i assume because anyone who can spend 5050,000 on Craigslist hookers
is automatically entitled to some $20,000 fine.
Yeah, I guess so.
You would think maybe $50,000.
Maybe the prostitutes were African-American.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Is the church up to.6 yet?
Oh, wow.
I just see the jury sit there going like,
look, y'all, it's not all bad that the money went
to hookers instead of missionary trips i mean 60 bad at most i figure people still got fucked i'm
just saying he had fun but less spreading of aids i get it's a good jury good jury good jury that's
what lawyers say at the end give him a slap slap. But don't worry. This story has a
happy ending.
Thank you.
Is that what you say after a happy ending?
That's kind of weird.
No, of course not. They don't speak English.
But everyone understands. Jenga!
Jenga!
That was a very unpopular
ad campaign for them. Can I just just say that they sold less board games
if anything anyway prosecutors are totally fine with fenske not serving jail time since he agreed
to pay back more restitution than they could charge him with and the pastor of united messed
has said he confessed i assumed penthouse and made amends and that Fenske's actions have made them
quote, stronger as a church
end quote.
Architecturally?
It's like spackle.
He presses them against the boards
and makes sure they're hammered in.
I just want to say,
when it all goes down, I feel like
you guys will be mad at me, but think about how much
stronger as a podcast
will be on the bright side
speaking of which I need to fiercely apply some stop
payments and have another difficult conversation
with Andrew so while I do that we'll hand
things over to my lovely wife Lucinda
a man wrote the bible
a horse would smug if it's a legitimate race
it makes me slick right cooking can be fun
hey I'm proud of a man
this week in Massage You're a slut, right? Cooking can be fun. Hey, I'm proud of a man. This Week in Misogyny.
You know, with the American political system steadily moonwalking away from progress,
it's easy to narrow your scope and lose track of the fact that the rest of the world is sinking, too.
So with that in mind, I'd like to take you on a quick international tour of sexism.
And this week's segment is going to take a page out of the Schlieffen Plan and start off in Belgium.
This story comes to us from the Independent by way of astute listener Michelle,
and it's the story of one of those women's only premieres of the new Wonder Woman movie.
Now, I'm going to be honest with you, not sure how I feel about those. Sure, they're harmless,
but just as sure they're sexist. So I haven't weighed in on the controversy around them.
But no matter how you feel on that, I think we can all agree that if those screenings include a gift bag to all of the lucky ladies out there,
that gift bag shouldn't contain a toilet brush, a dish sponge, and a pamphlet for diet pills.
And yet, at one Belgian theater chain, that's exactly what the women who showed up got.
Now, further apart, the chain responded to online outrage with an apology that basically said,
Shit, we should have asked a lady, huh? But we see why you're pissed though. Sorry, won't happen again. Which is, I'm pretty sure what
it says under you bought a woman a toilet sponge in the secret rule book boys get when their balls
drop. But if I have to put a positive spin on that story, I can at least say it isn't terribly
consequential. And regardless of how misogynistic it was, most of those ladies probably really did
need a new toilet wand. But this next story out of northern ireland is definitely consequential and what
these ladies are going to need the toilet one for is a lot more disturbing and of course i'm talking
about abortion so yeah coming to us from the you may also like thing at the bottom of the last
article is a ruling by the uk supreme court that says that women in northern ireland unlike those
elsewhere in the ever less united kingdom will not be entitled to free abortions from England's National Health
Services, despite the laws that say those are available to all women in the UK. They tried to
justify this decision by hiding behind respect for the democratic decision of the people of Northern
Ireland. And don't get me wrong, that's something that should be respected, but maybe not over and
above the rights of women. Speaking of which, no international tour of sexism can stay out of
the middle east for all that long so we're going to bring our indiana jones style dotted line to
arrest in iran where women are increasingly engaging in a silent protest against the laws
that require them to cover their heads so that allah doesn't ejaculate all over himself at the
sight of a naked scalp or so bill cosby won't offer them a drink, however the hell that's supposed to work.
The protest was a brain shot of Masai Al-Anjad, whose name I apologize for mangling,
who founded a group called My Stealthy Freedom in an effort to protest Iran's oppressive and sexist mandatory dress code.
Al-Anjad is asking women to post pictures online wearing white head scarves or
other white clothing with the hashtag white Wednesdays as a legal protest under a regime
that doesn't much care for protest. With that brief glimpse of good news or the promise that
maybe good news might be around one of these corners eventually, I'll hand things back over
to Noah, Heath and Eli. Thank you, Lucinda. And in what the cluck news tonight we're heading back to missouri
for a story that's at least going to compete for the most disturbing of the missouri-based
headlines noah will cover tonight title uh and what can only be described as an anti-abortion
homage to the most pg-13 parts of temple of doom missouri state representative mike moon posted youtube's first political chicken snuff film this week
you have never been more wrong or less a member of vegan facebook groups oh yeah no right right
wow who'd have thought there'd be worse parts about being a vegan than veganism
response videos already happening just foghorn leghorn in a turban about to saw mike moon's head
off i like it i like it angelo don't get any ideas so in the video moon is talking about being called
back for a special session even though it's chicken slaughtering season and to underscore
that point he beheads the chicken he was holding while he's talking about God giving him dominion over life.
And then decapitated chicken corpse in hand.
He starts talking about how he's going to the state capitol to protect unborn fetuses and promises to get to the heart of the matter.
And as a sight gag, as he's saying those words, he pulls out the chicken's heart with his bare hands and presents
it to the camera like a fucking psychopath so clever what art you don't get it the matter
when a facebook follower pointed out how gross the video was moon responded quote
just think about how gross abortion is and gross is not the right That's not the problem. If you have a problem, I don't think.
Do they rip out its heart
in an illustrative manner? I only
watch the Carly P. Arena videos. I'm not
Oh, well, yeah, right. No.
And those ones.
Illustrative? You mean like
Kano doing a really slow
step-by-step heart rip from
a fetus? Yeah.
They should have fatalities.
Yeah, no, in a mortal combat,
Barack has little coat hangers that pop out of his arms
and everything.
I mean, there were babalities,
but I was always unsure if they killed the baby
after they turned into the baby,
or did they, like, re-raise it as their own
and then kill it?
Mortal Kombat brings up a lot of questions,
guys. Oh man, they should have let you do
a babality and then a fatality
to the baby.
The spine thing,
the tiny little adorable spine,
Scorpion.
That was Sub-Zero.
I should point out that as graphic
You did the fire face thing, right?
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now, I should point out that as graphic. Yeah, no. You did the fire face thing, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Now, I should point out that as graphic as the video was, that's where my chicken comes from.
So, you know, ripping the hearts out of the innocent isn't exactly a politically advantageous image or anything, but it's not inherently evil.
I mean, Peter Singer and I disagree, but whatever.
I don't want to do this on the air.
Oh, look at me. I'm Peter Singer.
I was voted one of Australia's 10 most influential
intellectuals for 2006.
A list almost as exclusive as
our top 10 tallest lion tamers list.
Fuck Peter Singer. Fucking hack.
But luckily, the anti-abortion bill he's touting
is plenty evil enough to elicit agreement
even from preference utilitarians
or hedonistic
utilitarians or people like Peter Singer
who seem to waver back and forth
between the two with insufficient regard
to intellectual cohesion.
That's right.
I said it.
All I know is he told me
it's okay to kill a broken baby
and I'm getting to be that age.
No, I actually,
I like Peter Singer quite a bit.
Really pushing those lemon laws on Anna.
I sit with a laptop on my lap
all the time and I'm not
going to find out what foods
it'll eat. I'm just going to
just in an
illustrative manner, I'll be like
fatality.
Exactly. And in I'll
be back news tonight,
we all have different ways of dealing with the loss of a family member.
Some of us gain 80 pounds, then lose 100, then gain 40 back.
Some of us grind away at a job in content creation.
Some of us use humor to cover the ever-spiring despair they feel.
I feel like these are all you.
Maybe, maybe.
But in the case of Rock Church in Franklin, Virginia,
it's asking your congregation to pray one of its members back to life.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
And y'all, be careful not to phrase your prayer in a monkey paw kind of way.
We don't want him devouring the brains of the living when he comes back
and killing Herman Munster with a scalpel, now do we?
Nobody wants it.
Was there an episode of the Munsters
where someone killed Herman Munster?
TV was weird when you were a kid.
Can I give you that payback?
It was in Pet Sematary.
They killed Herman Munster.
All right, entire family
who's all watching TV together,
you want to watch Herman Munster get killed
or these rainbow colored bars?
Yeah, me too.
We love those bars, damn it.
Bars are underrated.
Yes, last week when
Pastor Danny Dillon's brother Ben
passed away at the ripe old age
of 43, his reaction
was not to grieve
and get over the death, but to make a video asking
his congregation and presumably everyone who watches the video to pray, to literally bring
his brother back to life, saying, quote, ever since Monday morning, we've been praying for
resurrection.
When the paramedics were pumping his chest, when he was in the hospital and they announced
his time of death, we've been believing God for a miracle.
And if this is striking you as horribly depressing, just hold on to that feeling for the next time somebody acts like it gives people hope somehow justifies something.
Thanks, Obama.
Yeah.
Now, look, on the one hand hand this is obviously incredibly tragic this is a young guy with
young kids and the point of this story isn't to make fun of grieving desperate people but rather
to point out that if you believe in prayer or allow people to believe in prayer unchallenged
there is absolutely no reason not to do this right what right yeah right i mean this is an
exaggerated example but if you tell
people prayer works why on earth wouldn't they pray for the dead to rise i mean as dylan points
out in the video bible's pretty clear that it's possible and well i know that when this is over
as danny has already caveated god wins either way i wanted to take a moment as someone who's
experienced grief and still does to say
how fucking horrifying this image is the image of this guy's wife praying for him to come back
and how ashamed everyone who is part of that exploitation should be especially the ones that
make money from it right and finally tonight from the o2 soon file that's really fucking funny nobody
can see how you spelled it because they don't know yet but that's really fun notation subscript
get ready o2 soon file according to a homicidally credulous article in the sun last week
some people don't eat food or drink water oh uh women in the first year you're dating
no uh they're called breatharians and they claim to live off the pranic energy of the universe
contained in air and sunlight huh and apparently that's just fine if that's what you're into
spoiler it's not fine you will die die. Also, they're liars.
These people obviously eat and drink if they're able to tell us that they don't eat.
Or they're dead now.
Some of those people are dead now.
Or they just started doing the breatharian thing like I did like 10 minutes ago.
I feel like the average person goes more than 10 minutes, Heath.
I keep saying that.
I mean, your point's valid, but I think that's I mean, not the average one on this podcast. Keep in mind, the average
person on this podcast eats a
scotch-soaked vegan turducken
filled with marijuana once
a year at 4 a.m. for breakfast
dinner. So, you know, we are
not representative.
Our average is so interesting.
All right, so the article in question focused on a married couple named I don't give a fuck who claimed to be living on a breatharian diet for the last nine years.
But here's the thing.
They're not actually living off air and sunlight.
No, they're just eating and drinking less.
And they say that, but they go back and forth on it constantly
the interview was like wow you guys really don't eat or drink yep yep just just air and sunlight
so you don't eat or drink at all whoa we eat like fruit and drink broth but just like a little
okay we're done this is a dumb interview also when you're not around the occasional cheeseburgers
but no worries we're literally okay with you printing deadly advice based on our lie.
If it offers us an illusory patina of fame among stupid people for a few seconds.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I mean, as someone who fell for the Uber man sleep schedule a few years ago and had three very blurry, unpleasant days before Noah talked him out of it. I feel
unqualified to comment. I just want to say
people who live in
class houses know that you need
to sleep and you can't take a
series of 10 minute naps or whatever
the fuck I thought.
So as far as I can tell
breatharianism, it's basically
glorified anorexia
with a bunch of
religious nonsense being used to justify it
terrible, point being
it seems like nobody should have to say this
but
everybody should eat and drink
unless you have chloroplasts
you probably can't
photosynthesize food, and before you ask
no, you don't have chloroplasts.
There you go.
Sunflower pulls his headphones out on the subway, unsubscribed.
Now people will think he stole my joke in 10 weeks when that episode of Citation needed.
Call Blackwood.
Flormund.
What happened?
No, I feel like this story could be true if they were like meth-arians.
But even that nine years is a little long.
Yeah.
And in related news,
area podcaster finally identifies
his mortal enemies.
They're the opposite of you.
He has an elaborate plan to eliminate the meth-arians.
Faster than starvation
was going to do that anyway.
But until that's all taken care of,
they're still here and talking to people
and doing goddamn interviews.
And we're certainly not letting them sit at our lunch counters.
So they're going to need their own.
Let's put 30 seconds on the clock.
Ideas for the breatharian restaurant.
Go.
Oh, um,
Chipotle's anorexican bar and grill.
At least this one won't give you the shits.
Breathe
in and out.
Chucky Wheezes?
The
the bronky old country
buffet. All you can't eat
and free chlor-re-fills.
I like it. Happy birthday, Adam. That was a good one.
Grana, thylakoid. Nope.
What about
One Biology, guys? Love it.
There's Grana and the little stacks of the thylakoid.
Yeah! Do more notation!
More notation!
Thylakoid!
Thylakoid!
O2, O2!
Diatomic! Okay, um, what about oh two oh two diatomic okay um
what about uh
Fanda Express
walking on air
how about
some fast food
Lung John Silvers
there we go
what about the Gastro
Pub
solids and liquids are for suckers Gastro Pub What about the gastro pub?
Solids and liquids are for suckers.
Gastro pub.
And the menu there sucks, but I love the atmosphere.
Biology, I like that one too.
It was unrelated to the biology thing, but he liked that one.
Capillaries, giant subs.
No, no.
Starvebucks.
Ooh, I like it.
We know they cheat, so we need to account for that.
How about inhale and hearty soups?
Well done, sir.
All right.
One more.
I got a Wendy's.
No, Wendy's.
Wendy's.
It's hip to be air.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah.
And if you're a night person, they're open.
Hyperventilate. That's right. Ventilate. If you're having night person, they're open hyperventilate.
That's right.
If you're having night and airs.
And with that reminder as to why puns
have such a high reputation for comedy,
we're going to close the headlines off for the night.
Heath, Eli, thanks as always.
You must be this tall to ride atheism.
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Really excited to welcome my next guest to the show marissa alexa mccool is an author a blogger a speaker on both secular and trans issues and still finds time to host a couple of podcasts
somehow she's the author of the pc lie how american voters decided i don't matter and her
fiction works include false start and the upcoming novel voice in the dark and when she's not writing she also co-hosts a number of podcasts including doubting dogma
the sister getting out of hand and the inciting incident podcast and that's really just scratching
the surface here but if i listed all the shit she did in her intro she would never get a chance to
talk so with that i'm simply going to add riss welcome to the scathing atheist thanks again for
having me noah well i'll tell you what i'm getting some use out of the big lungs in that intro.
Holy shit, that was like thanking donors at the end of a show right there.
All right, so obviously there's any number of things I could be talking to you about,
but I invited you on to talk specifically about an upcoming milestone for the Inciting Incident podcast.
Before we get to that, I want to talk a little bit about the show because the name doesn't tell you a whole hell of a lot.
What is the Inciting incident podcast well the name actually used to
used to describe what the show was about um it started out as a film podcast uh we we uh got a
spot with some uh people at a at penn where i just graduated from and penn not penn state even people
in that state mess it up.
The Ivy League one, guys, come on.
Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I was like,
not the one where they touch little kids with football coaches,
like the one that Trump graduated from.
Well, yeah, right, right.
No, they don't touch little kids.
They do grab pussies on occasion,
but it's a whole nother thing.
Yeah, so that's the only time
I was really an elitist bitch because I was spending how much money.
So it was going to be like, at least tell me that I'm going to the right school that has a terrible reputation for a certain reason.
So the Inciting Incident podcast became a thing because there's a film group at UPenn that was looking for contributors.
And at this point, I had gotten really into
podcasting because of someone who might be on this call. But I saw that as the opportunity.
It's like I have a degree now. I was going toward a degree then. And one of the subjects is film.
So the inciting incident, for those who don't know, is the moment in a film where the character has a choice afterward.
He can either react to it or go home. So Star Wars, for an example, because I don't understand
the space battles, but I know story structure similar. His uncle and aunt get killed. He has
the choice to either avenge them or just do nothing.
So that would be an inciting incident. And we started out that way. But there was the fact that all the people I wanted to get on the show were secular podcasters.
So it started to transform pretty drastically after a couple of episodes.
But everything really changed when I came out about my gender transition.
but everything really changed when I came out about my gender transition.
And that was both in the face of a hate preacher,
which I covered on gam when I was on and on the show,
which was shortly after.
And the tone of the show changed from person is trying to be funny, but yet talk about serious things to holy shit.
Donald Trump is president.
What the fuck is going on?
Look at all these other things that are going on.
I've been told we've gotten a little more serious
since then too, yeah.
I can't imagine why.
It's not like there's a dumpster fire going on.
No, I will say, you know, I've been on your,
to kind of reveal what an amazing
circle jerk podcasting really is.
I was recently on your show,
and I've got to say, I've done quite a few interviews
at this point of like, you know, come on, talk about your podcast, et cetera, et cetera.
And not as an insult to anybody who's ever interviewed me before, but those tend to be fairly formulaic interviews.
And they're the same – I'm not faulting anyone because they're basically the same questions that I normally ask myself, so I'm a slave to that formula as well.
But I want to say, you did a great job of sort of taking the conversation in new directions and trying to connect on an emotional level. I think that's
really awesome. That's something that I think you do really well on your show. Is there anything
other than that? And obviously your perspective, obviously we each bring our perspective to this,
but is there anything else other than that that you really felt like you could add to the
conversation? Well, I have a unique background, one that doesn't really get confused for other people too much. I'm trans, I'm polyamorous, and I'm pansexual and autistic. So those four things alone pretty much give me a really unique perspective on the world. And the reason I'm able to improvise conversations like that is because I'm a
Shakespearean trained actor. That's something I did at Penn. And I've spent years in improv.
So the idea of coming up with things off the top of my head is not unusual.
But it's also because I used to be a professional wrestler. And there's a lot of improv in that too,
except it involves getting punched sometimes. So all of this cocktail
of the neurodivergence of the way my brain works combined with the unique experiences I've had,
and I'm an out trans woman, six foot tall with purple hair. So I get treated differently than
a lot of people do simply based on either experience or expectation. So I can affirmatively say that absolutely no one
that I've ever met has ever gone, yeah, you're just like X.
Yeah, it's because...
Well, I'm sure that I speak for the entire audience when I say that's the first time I
ever heard Shakespearean trained actor and former professional wrestler in the same like, you know, back to back sentences
like that. So, yeah, yeah. No, no question. You bring a different perspective. All right. So
now you've obviously you've got a big milestone coming up. Episode number 100 is on the horizon.
It's going to be another what if you do this weekly 17, 18 years before you get to add another
digit to the episode number after this. Something like that, yeah.
Yeah. What are you doing to mark the occasion?
Well, there's a special place in my life for the Carlisle Theater. And that's because that's where
Aiden and I got... Aiden's my husband, who is a trans man. That's where we got married last year.
And I kind of got to live out my dream wedding, which was to write a play and perform it as the wedding. So when it came time to
have a live show, because right after your GAM live show in Chicago, I was talking to someone
we both know named Andrew Torres, who is never suggestive or has good ideas or anything and
doesn't like to push his friends to do better. Never, never, absolutely never. I'm sitting there
going, God, I wish I could do a live show. And he never, absolutely never. I'm sitting there going,
God, I wish I could do a live show. And he goes, why don't you do a live show?
And I was like, yeah, why don't I do a live show? So I figured episode 100 would come in July.
This is January at this point. And at that point, I knew I was graduating in the spring.
And I was going to apply to grad school in Minnesota, which is where I am now as of like last week. So I thought this would be a good way to celebrate everything that Inciting
Incident has been and is going to be. And I rented out the theater and sort of reached out to my
favorite people and either said, hey, can you come on? Or hey,
would you come? And of course, you guys were the first one I reached out to because you were my
introduction into the skeptic community. And we've all become friends since then.
So it was a big deal to me to have you there. And then I reached out. Andrew was in before I asked him
because if I say I'm
going to be doing a juggling act in a volcano,
he'll be like, be there first thing, Chris.
And then Callie and Ari
will also be there.
Thomas is coming with Andrew
for representing opening arcs.
But then, so I
had previously done a Hail Mary pass to Chris
Cluey to write the foreword to the PC lie.
And I figured, why not try to see if it works again?
And I said, hey, you were on a really important episode of our show, episode 67, because we recorded the night of election night.
And you can both hear two perpetually bubbly people get slowly, slowly more and more depressed.
here two perpetually bubbly people get slowly slowly more and more depressed so i reached out to him and said would you come to the live show because he has a he has a card game a role-playing
game coming out and i said you know you could promote that or whatever else you want and he
was like yeah sure and that was it awesome and for those uh who don't know chris gluey's former
punter uh in the nfl he was uh very outspoken about lgbt rights at a time when nobody in i mean
really we're still in a time when no one in sports is and he's just also a phenomenally
funny guy if you're a regular listener you've you've heard chris before but um that's that's
awesome and i and i will say i i hate to admit it i'm i'm coming to meet chris gluey that's
going to be really awesome he's pretty well i'm going to pretend like that just didn't factor into it for me at all.
All right.
So give us the specifics.
You are supposed to, it's at the Carlisle Theater, which is in?
Carlisle, Pennsylvania.
It's about 10 miles south of Harrisburg, the capital.
And it's July 14th.
The way it's going to be set up is there's going to be a VIP meet and greet with all
the guests, including some of the
non-on-stage guests.
But from four to six,
we'll sit around, hang out,
and get a chance to meet everybody.
And then it'll be
broken up into two parts.
First, I'll have
Gaytheist and Opening Args on,
and then the second half, we'll have you guys
and Chris Cluey on.
Awesome.
Awesome.
And of course,
if you want to pick up tickets or find out more about Rissa's voluminous work,
you're going to find all the links you'll need on the show notes for this
episode.
Rissa,
is there anything else you wanted to plug while I had you here?
Sure.
I got a book coming out.
It's my fourth since coming out.
It's called voice in the dark.
And because I've kind of become a water protector with Flint,
a certain percentage of all sales that go through me at riskmccool.com will go to help
the wolves down in Flint. So I want to give them that shout out. And the book is...
I think it's really good. It's speaking on what it's like to speak out and the negative
and positive consequences of choosing to
do so, to use your voice. And you contributed, I believe you read it for your Patreon supporters,
and also Dan Errol, Matthew O'Neill, Karen Garst, Gleb Sapersky, and my friend Melina Barrett,
all pitched in pieces for it. Because anytime I write a book other than Silent Dreams, which is just a short book of poetry and essays, I like to bring other people on it with me.
Because I learned from you and you learned this from Cogdiss. If your stock is rising,
you want to try to bring as much of the community as you can with you. So if I can expose other
writers to new voices while also putting out my own, I'm more than happy to do that.
Awesome. Well, you don't hear it from me very often, but amen to that. All right. Well,
Riz, thanks again for your time. And I look forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks.
Awesome. Thank you so much. This was really awesome to be on here.
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new episode of our sister show the skeptocrat debuting at 7 a.m eastern on monday our sister shows hot friend
god-awful movies debuting the day after that and our sister shows hot friends aerobics instructor
recitation needed debuting at noon eastern on wednesday obviously i'd be in a state of near
criminal negligence if i didn't thank heath enright for all his wacky antics i need to thank lucinda
illusions for all her nutty shenanigans i need to thank Eli Bosnick for his zany frolicsomeness. One more thanks to Riss, who also frolics zanily.
Again, live show, podcast, books, etc. All linked on the show notes. And a quick thanks
as well to Rachel from YouTube's very own The House of Atheists for providing this week's Farnsworth quote.
So while you're on YouTube checking out that animated dry tribe, you can check out her channel as well, which
will be linked in the show notes. But most of all, of course, I need to thank this week's most prominent
hominids, Tim, James, Lucas, Nick, Julie, The Price But most of all, of course, I need to thank this week's most prominent hominids,
Tim, James, Lucas, Nick, Julie, The Price of Reason,
Stephanie, Maleka, George, Ben, Zach, and Nathan.
Tim, James, Lucas, and Nick,
whose dicks are bigger than Jesus and the Beatles combined.
Julie, The Price of Reason, Stephanie, and Maleka,
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And George, Ben, Zach, and Nathan,
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