The Sevan Podcast - #276 - Alex Stein
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Holy shit, you got this.
Bam, we're live. You got the suit on're live you got the suit on i always got this suit on i got the suit on and and we're live on my channel as well i didn't think you'd mind but unacceptable yeah
so we're so we're live on both so the people so ladies and gentlemen boys and girls uh this is
primetime 99 alex sign and i'm also live uh with the real and then do i pronounce it right do i
pronounce it savon instead of seven obviously totally wrong totally wrong but you know what even my friends
say it wrong how do i pronounce it it's seven savon oh seven i guess but you probably hang out
with like you hang out with a lot of black dudes so they say they would they the black dudes call
me savon they'd call you savon that's what i'm saying i would call you savan savan sounds regal too you know and the mexicans call me esteban like these fucking racist mexicans they cannot they think
everyone has a latino name and they just i say hey what's up how you doing several because i live
around a lot of mexicans i'm in california and they'll be like i'm like my name's seban they're
like esteban nice to meet you i'm like you like like dude i've known you for five years dude okay
i drink my morning coffee with you at starbucks every fucking morning for five years and I'm still
Esteban no let me call you one no I have I have to I have to run in there so I'm in Dallas Texas
and obviously it's just you know it's very Hispanic and I'm in the used car business I'm
in the wholesale business I buy cars from people and I sell them at the auction but what I'm telling
you sometimes our retail cars, there's nothing worse.
If you get a woman, if you get a woman that's got seven kids.
I know.
I mean, I love women.
I love kids.
You get a Hispanic woman with seven kids and her car breaks down and she cannot get to school.
The kids can't get to school.
They will come there and they will cuss you out.
I mean, they are the toughest ones to deal
with when it comes to something bad going with the car you know white people black people pretty
chill hispanics they'll come up there and wring your neck ladies and gentlemen welcome to the
profiling show host i know i'm part hispanic i'm i'm alejandro stein so i can say that that's why
yeah yeah that's why i can say that you You got a super Jew and a super Armenian.
Who wants to fuck with us?
Nobody.
But see, the thing is, I'm a fake Jew.
Everybody thinks, you know, Stein.
I didn't know my grandfather, so I should have been a Jew.
But I was actually, I'm really not.
I never got to have a bar mitzvah.
I never got all the cool stuff that the Jews get.
You know, they get all the money.
But was your mom, is your mom, was your mom Jewish're it's supposed to see technically it's supposed to be your mom
my mom was not and that's why i'm not technically jewish but i they say from like the talmud you
know the secret jew i'm really a jew by your dad's side is what they say but you know there's a lot of
when i look at you i see a yarmulke on you i know i look like a big jew but i'm six three i'm like a bear
jew i guess you know i'm a big tall man i mean and i'm funny and they saw jewish people are funny so
i guess i that stereotype i agrees i have to agree with that i'm five five i'm pretty tall for an
armenian is that tall five five for the armenian i thought it was till i went to armenia and i'm
like wait what my whole life i thought armenians were short and then I went to Armenia and it's just me.
Yeah.
Well, listen, I'm not high challenge.
That's the one thing I'm blessed.
But that's the thing is I got a lot of other insecurities and abnormalities.
So, you know, it's just because you're tall doesn't mean it pays the bills, I guess, for lack of a better word.
Life is a challenge for everybody, man.
Okay. pays the bills i guess for lack of a better word life is a challenge for everybody man okay and so
so we're on the podcast this morning and people probably like oh who is this guy that's yelling
and screaming early in the morning so you got to tell them you know a little bit about the viral
sensation singing of prime time 99 alex sign savannah look at it's one of those guests bossing
me around no i'm not bossing you around i'm just saying i at the beginning of this episode people
who is this guy i hate that i go in these episodes and nobody knows who i am and i want it that's why
i want somebody to know they're like who is this guy why is he like that they call me uh uh dollar
store charlie kirk and dollar store tucker carlson which i agree with you you um are uh
i i do i you do look like a very what's how old are you i'm 35 i look like i'm i'm young
but i'm actually a little older yeah i went to your i went to your first post all the way back
to 2012 on instagram you have not aged well i'm amazing i appreciate that i know i i have a baby
face i don't know how that is, how that's even healthy.
Do you work out and do you eat? I do. I do exercise. I mean, I'm plant based.
So this is actually the thing is I don't eat meat. Everybody hates that.
I should eat meat for my health because I don't get a lot of good vitamins from the fish.
And, you know, but I don't eat any meat and I exercise every day.
Is it true? I just walk walk i don't really do that much
hardcore exercise you know go to spin class stuff easy stuff not like heavy lifting gotcha um did
did you is it true you're it's hard to tell what's you do this is a uh incredible talent he is i don't
know who's more addicted to posting stuff me me or you. You produce a lot of content.
You have two stations.
The stations – you can look up Alex Stein, and the other one was Conspiracy Castle.
Conspiracy Castle.
That's like my main channel on YouTube.
And so I came across you because of this video that's going around on Instagram where you are speaking to the Dallas City Council.
And that ends up just being the tip of the iceberg. I mean,
you explore so many you're just creative. You have this.
Well, before I go there, before I make that assessment,
is the part about your mom passing away true?
Yeah, no, my mom died three months ago in the hospital.
She went in, she wasn't even really that sick.
She wasn't feeling well. She was shortness of breath.
We go into the hospital.
We've called 911 two days before.
And like, they're like, oh, she probably doesn't need to go.
She goes into the hospital.
They put her on a BiPAP machine.
We tell them not to give her remdesivir.
They give her remdesivir.
She dies.
Her lungs fill up with fluid and she dies and suffocates in her own fluids.
Six days later is the worst thing in my entire life
watching my mom die in my what do you mean uh you said we we told them or we put her there was my
mom and i in the room saying we do not do this i mean her and i both saying this and they still did
it uh how can they do how can they do that because the infectious disease specialist can override
you know i can't prescribe my own medicine You can't go into the doctor and say, hey, give me this or don't give me this, especially in an ICU situation like that. So they have medical authority to do stuff like that. But in this day and age, they politicize this stuff. And we can only say so much without getting strikes, but they've politicized this healthcare system instead of actually helping people. And my mom was a victim of that.
And so sadly,
I guess that motivates me to fight the new world order or whatever.
And I'm actually working with Peter McCullough's attorney,
the doctor that went on Joe Rogan show recently,
who was fired from the same hospital that murdered my mom.
So shit.
That's Baylor.
That's the same.
It's the same,
same.
Wow.
Wow. What a connection. Okay. Sorry okay sorry go on same exact hospital yeah so there's just a lot of stuff and my mom she would have gone to
medical city she'd probably still be alive today um and just you know it's just a really unfortunate
thing but i was creating content before that my mom was my number one fan so that's but it just
sucks too because like every single day they say,
oh, it gets so much easier. Listen, I cry for my mom. I cried about her yesterday. I cried about
her the day before I cried some point, you know, I look at her, whatever her brooch on her, you
know, from that she used to wear and that'll make me cry. So it's not a pleasant thing losing the
person you love the most in the world. So I do not recommend it, especially watching her die.
The way I watched her die the way i watched
her die was the worst if my mom would have died in a car accident i would be a wreck right i'd be
such a mess i would be sick but watching my mom be die slowly tied to a bed and not being in the
room with her not being able to do anything i mean as a matter of fact they called the cops on me a
couple times because i would try to help her try to, you know, give her, you know, untie her hands.
Because at the end of it, they had her hands tied so she wouldn't rip off her mask.
And this is a living nightmare.
So sometimes I pinch myself.
I know it's that bad.
Sometimes I pinch myself and I'm like, is my world a nightmare?
Is it real?
Because I don't want it to be real.
And like, this is the thing I in my head, what's sick is like now I know that I'm probably going to be successful.
Now people are starting to notice me and stuff.
And it's not I would trade it all back any success that i have to go back and
i wish i would be a p body or p on nobody for the rest of my life if i could have my mom back but
now my mom's dead and i'm probably gonna have a bunch of success after it and not be able to enjoy
it as much because that's life i think yeah uh Yeah. Uh, good morning. It's Sunday. This is going to get,
this is going to get squirrely. Um, I don't like to get low vibrational.
See, that's the problem. When I talk about my mom's death,
that we're in the, and we are vibrational beings, you know,
we either vibrate higher, we vibrate low,
and they want to keep us in that constant low vibrational state because
that's how they manipulate us. That's how they, you know, uh,
kind of torment us. And that's really how they harvest our good energy.
It's like keeping us in low energy. So when I talk about my dead mom guys don't cry for me argentina life
sucks all of you are going to lose your mom there's a lot of people who also lost their mom so
it's life's life's a bitch that's all i can say about that really when it comes down to it so
you know we have what did you mean by that harvest our energy like when they when they keep us in a
low vibrational state these people the the social engineers that you know like when they keep us in a low vibrational state, these people, the social engineers that, you know, like want to keep us down like these,
but basically it's multi-net. This is the problem.
So we're being run by soulless corporations that,
that buy and sell our politicians like toilet paper,
these multinational corporations. They're not,
they're not just interested in American dominance.
They want world dominance.
So what they do is in order to make us, the citizens, buy their products, be slaves for their companies, they keep us in a low vibrational state. So these fake companies that only have shareholders, they're literally harvesting our good energy. They're trying to take it away from us like you would take oil from the ground.
So when we don't have that good vibrational energy, we don't feel free.
We don't take chances.
We're not childlike.
We're very stuck in that A or B mindset. Instead of realizing life, we have a million choices.
Every day we have a million choices.
It's not just liberal or conservative.
It's not just gay or straight.
It's not just whatever.
I mean, I guess it kind of is just gay or straight.
But you know what I mean?
I'm just saying we have more choices than they lead us to believe.
And that's why that's why they keep us in that low vibrational state.
They're harvesting our good energy because that good energy is what makes you be like, I'm going to buy a ticket to Europe.
I'm going to go to Armenia. I'm going to go to wherever and do something, you know, wild that they don't want us to do.
They is still just us, though. When you say those corporations, they're still just being run by people.
It right. I mean, it's just it's just people here right yeah but a person at a company will do
anything to the ceo of mcdonald's doesn't care about the health of the children that you know
he wants to sell more bird right so even though he's a human being he realizes hey i make 127
million dollars a year i I'm the CEO of the
biggest fast food chain. I'm not worried about their well-being. I'm worried about selling
hamburgers for my shareholders. So what do I do? I got to pay this politician so I can sell
the meat from sick cows because I need more cows or I need some sort of legislation where I can
take cows from Argentina or whatever rules they need. They can get those rules set in place so their organization and their companies can run smoothie.
But you and me, Joe Blow, we can't do that.
We don't have that sort of pull.
They have a legal obligation.
They have a legal obligation to just make money, right?
I mean, that's what they have a fiduciary duty.
If they try to worry about health, they could go to jail because they have a fiduciary duty a
legal duty whatever the fuck fiduciary means uh financial i guess to oh thank you right right um
to make money for their um stockholders right yeah and the thing is do you think a company cares if
the homeless encampment is down on the building they just bought you know they're gonna kick them
all out they don't a company doesn't have the ability to feel empathy you know they can't be empathetic to the homeless person like a person can like a human
being would be because that's the thing is dude people that don't like socialism socialism in a
way is good you know we'd want to help poor people i think even all people want to help poor people
you know what i mean so it's it's just progressiveness has been hijacked where you know
instead of having a system that you know people, where instead of diabetes costing to diet, insulin costs two hundred dollars in America and two dollars in Mexico.
That doesn't make sense. You know, so our health care system in theory is worse than Mexico's.
So that's where we're at. If you really think about it, how it works, even though it's, you know, corporatized and capitalized.
It's corporatized and capitalized, so I guess you say that's better because you get better care.
But really these rules and regulations make for a – the red tape makes our lives more terrible, not less terrible.
Could we – have you ever heard of a book – I want to talk about your mom and how she ended up in that position.
But have you ever heard of this book called Your Rancher?
No, I haven't. I haven't. Could you pull that up, Caleb?
You made me just think of it when you said harvest energy.
There was this – when I went to – I went to UC Santa Barbara, and I hung out with a shitload of hippies, and someone had this really thick book.
It was probably like a 30-pound book, and it was about Urantia.
And basically what it said was there were aliens or other sentient beings around planet Earth, and they harvested energy.
It's supposedly a true story, right?
And they harvest energy off us the same way we harvest milk from cows or ants harvest milk from aphids.
They want us to be emotional beings, and they harvest energy off of us.
I guess it's kind of like the Matrix, right?
Isn't that what's happening in the Matrix? Like they have the people in the bubbles and they harvest
their energy off of them. Well, I think so. I mean, even if you look at like a city from an
aerial view, it almost looks like a computer microchip. So, you know, are we the energy
sources of some sort of, you know, supernatural interdimensional being? I don't know. I would
think that there are interdimensional beings because i believe that i'm a spiritual being having a physical experience um and you know
and so i do think that there's probably other sorts of spirits and there's some there's there's
there's more dimensions to this there's frequencies and sounds and and stuff we can't smell or hear
or see with our eyes that are around us that we know that we can't see that like a dog can pick
up other animals can pick up so if just knowing that i would think that there's other
things that our body can't pick up um that other things can that gives us i i guess that spiritual
like you said that energy that we're talking about you know and that that is real that that does
exist i mean everything's to scale right it's just it's just the same thing over and over and
over so part of you has to think like hey if we're doing if we're harvesting animals then someone's
harvesting us and someone's harvesting them and it's like what you said everything's to scale you
look at a city from above and it's just a microchip or like you look at the hubble telescope and it
shows the eye of god have you seen that and it's a whole galaxy that looks like an eyeball and
you're like well duh like everything is just the same thing over and over and over yeah well anything nasa gives us is a bunch of bullcrap in
my opinion yeah i trust nasa as far as i can throw nasa yeah did we go to the moon how about that one
oh i'm a i'm a 1969 1972 moon landing expert do you want to go into the apollo moon missions and
how they're impossible to do uh today so we definitely didn't do them in 1969 do you want to go into it are you a moon are you a space nut no not in the slightest yeah well the
sound can we do that can we do that on a different show yeah for sure but i'm a moon landing expert
let me just give you a little bit of this that's a moon landing so basically you're asking me by
the way but real quick so right now um today we don't have the technology to go to the moon and
this is just a quick thing i mean there's a million things in the fact that, you know, we couldn't film it.
The fact that, you know, just the inverse square law of light, the fact that we can see how many lumens that the moonlight reflects on us now.
And we can do the inverse mathematical formation of that.
So just the people that were standing on the moon when they see us, it would have been like they're standing on a light bulb. So other than that,
I mean, there's a million things like that. What do you mean? And so, so what if they were
standing on a light bulb? What's that? What's the implication? It's not a dusty rock. You know,
the footage they give us, it's just like this dusty, dark rock, but it wouldn't be like that
because we can measure moonlight. So we can reverse engineer how many lumens it would be.
Once you get to the moon, according to the calculations by NASA.
And it would be so bright.
It would be almost like the sun because that's how much energy it would take for those lumens just to get to where it's at, 237,000 miles that they say.
But forget about that.
Forget about like there's so many things like that that don't work.
This is what Dave McGowan, this is one of my favorite things about it.
This is what Dave McGowan, this is one of my favorite things about it.
On the surface of the moon, this is what they said.
It's 200 degrees Fahrenheit in the sun, and that immediately goes to negative 200 degrees Fahrenheit in the shade.
That is a transfer of 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
And in 1969, we had battery technology that we don't have today, suit technology that we don't have today, that could change instantly 400 degrees when they would go under the lunar lander to the sunlight.
It would have to be able to instantly change like that.
Or the astronauts would get, you know, they could potentially die and get sick.
Like I said, NASA said they destroyed that technology.
A lot of the astronauts, four or five of the astronauts, when they came back and they did their press photos,
they all had all these scars and all these, like, you know, calluses on their thumbs
because NASA couldn't even get the hand mechanism to work on the suits.
So if you think that they could do
this intense technological effort,
this technology, like I said, we can't recreate today.
This battery technology that they supposedly use
would have so many applications on earth,
especially according from 1969 to now.
I mean, we would be using the suit for all kinds of stuff.
Yet they accidentally destroyed it
so we can't ever go and fact check how they use it.
But they couldn't even get the thumb part to work. And if you think the federal government, the way they're handling the pandemic, the way the federal government has handled anything, the way they lost the Afghanistan war, the way they lost the Vietnam War, would they tell us that a guy named warner von braun who became the leader of the nasa program was a polish rock i
mean was a rocket scientist for the nazis that killed a bunch of people in poland in world war
ii this is the guy that became the leader you can look this up warner von braun this is all
declassified in a operation paperclip and r Russia got the other half of the top Nazi spies,
Nazi scientists, excuse me.
So when you look at all this,
the whole NASA program is built on Nazis and liars.
The idea that we went to the moon 10 years
after JFK said we'd go under Richard Nixon,
who was, I mean, we could argue
the most crooked president ever.
He had to step down.
Not even Donald Trump had to step down. And you're going to actually believe that we went there it's impossible
let me just ask you this is where i just keep going how did they get how why don't one of the
people who why didn't one of the astronauts tell the truth i just can't see everyone just
being in on the lie oh dude that's the easiest thing because i mean okay yeah because in the
astronauts there's only there's only three astronauts that went on six missions so there's on the lie oh dude that's the easiest thing because i mean okay yeah because in the astronauts
there's only there's only three astronauts that went on six missions so there's only 18 people
and it's you don't realize how compartmentalized things are just think about you're like brian
stelter at cnn or whatever you can be like the top newscaster you don't necessarily know what the c
what the ceo of the station is saying if they're gonna fire you like even within a news corporation
you can be one of the top faces you can be ch Cuomo, but there's still people that are like, oh, we got to fire
him. We got to do. So there are, you don't understand there's compartmentalization and
these people, all the people that went on the moon were all Freemasons. And then on top of that,
they were literally all ex-military. And if you know anything, there's people like the CIA.
Well, I know, you know, stuff, but we have, we have people. This is true. You might not know this, but there are spies. We have CIA spies that go and kill people in other countries with diplomatic immunity. So when you realize that we have some like serious killers that work on our government payroll to think that somebody can't lie and say they went to the moon. We have people that do much worse and that say much worse lies.
I don't think that that's that far fetched for them.
Is it,
is it gonna,
is it gonna come out?
Well,
one day it will,
one day it will.
Cause I mean,
listen,
I don't know how we get to the moon.
I don't even know if they,
what they tell us the moon is.
I don't necessarily,
you know,
cause like I said,
when you look through a telescope,
I don't think you can just look through a telescope and it tells you exactly everything about something
oh yeah can you look through a telescope and see the flag on the moon no you can't and why not i
don't know but you can't you can't it's not there is what you're saying well i mean they say that
there's reflectors too that we shoot off the moon yet we were able to shoot a laser uh off the moon
before 1969 and ucla actually i mean usc
actually did it so it's just a lot of stuff that that you know they want to make you feel
insignificant it's kind of like the whole thing about space and stuff is they want to make you
feel like you're just some sort of cosmic accident that came from the big bang that you know there is
no afterlife there is no you know moral code that you don't really,
nothing matters. And you're just an accident and your life doesn't matter. And, uh, part of that
is like, you know, the moon and just making you feel insignificant. That's like what, that's part
of the low vibrational frequency they want to keep you in because that's how they manipulate you.
Cause you know, that's just like, uh, another tool to kind of make you feel small, basically.
How did you get into the moon stuff?
What was the what?
What how did you start digging into that and educating yourself on that?
Well, I mean, there's a really good documentary, even though I don't really love the guy that much.
His name is Bart Shabrell, but he made a documentary, one of the foremost ones.
It's called A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon.
And he just went through, you know, and he actually had fox actually made a uh one hour
special with him and fox did a thing talking about how we didn't go to the moon and you know is that
controlled opposition like you know why did they you know kind of reveal it but i'm telling you it
doesn't take that much mental fortitude to to look at what they presented to us as the moon and the pictures are
garbage i mean the shadows are garbage you look at stanley kubrick's um connection with nasa it's
just very interesting i mean if you like if i'm i have the conspiracy castle i like conspiracies i
realize that like for me i guess what woke me up was 9-11 are you into 9-11 at all no but but i
mean i watched that one documentary what was the one
that was on youtube that was huge everyone changed loose change yeah that was some freaky shit i i
mean yeah they make a ton of presuppositions i mean you just kind of have to go along with it
but it is some freaky shit yeah but dude i mean all you got to know is tower seven is the only
you know steel frame building to collapse from office fires ever nobody even knows about tower
seven you look at the 19 uh jihadi hijackers i mean they all had passports they were all working
at like a private airport that was uh supposedly like a drug running airport and even muhammad
atta the ringleader his girlfriend was a stripper at one point and that he did a ton of cocaine so
these guys were not religious zealot
muslims they were like crackhead patsies that got used by the government of israel and saudi arabia
and the united states in order to start a never-ending war in in the middle east and you can
you're like alex how do you know this we have a thing called operation northwoods for the people
look at this operation northwoods and during the cuban missile crisis they uh the cia came up with a plan to hijack a plane fake a hijack a plane with cuban
nationals and crash it into miami in order to start a war with cuba that's this is all declassified
so they had this plan to do the fake plane crash thing now they just dusted it off they just dusted
it off look at i just everybody needs to
look up operation northwoods that's all you need to do and you're gonna be like what so they've
been planning to do this in order to it's a false flag terror attack they've been doing this hitler
did it it's it's just a typical thing they did it with the vietnam we did a false flag attack
the gulf of tonkin we pretend i met a guy who who um was the cameraman uh for abc who was the last guy
to uh uh westerner to see osama bin laden he told me about the whole fucking the days it took to get
to the cave and going in there and then taking his camera away and just all that shit is that
guy real osama bin laden yeah but he's Tim Osmond. He was a CIA asset and we
used him as a policy. Yeah, we liked we liked Osama bin Laden. He helped us. As a matter of
fact, we gave Osama bin Laden money. Cut the feed. We've gone crazy. Cut the feed.
Listen, this is a fact. We gave money to Osama bin Laden to fight the Russians. We gave them
money. There's a movie called Charlie Wilson's War starring Tom Hanks. It's all about this. It's about how we armed the Taliban, the original
Taliban. That's why they call it Al-CIA. It was created basically by the CIA. The terror storm
in the Middle East is Osama bin Laden was a CIA asset. This is known look it up tim osmond so he went from a asset to our biggest
enemy in the world and if you think a guy in a cave in afghanistan planned the worst terror attack
on the most defensed country in the entire world yet we even know norad was told to stand down
we had jets in routes that could have easily shot down these planes and
then look at shanksville look at flight 93 in shanksville there wasn't a scrap of the airplane
left didn't even make one that crashed in the field that's when you're watching the field it
makes no sense and that's when they said that they let's roll they made up this whole story
and movie about you don't even know what was said in the plane they said that they said let's roll
and they moved the drink card into the cabin of the airplane and they made it crash themselves.
And then yet, when you look at the crash site, even the newscasters on the day of it were like,
yeah, we didn't see any debris. We didn't even hear anything. I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
The story they give us yet two passports, they found passports and bandanas from the terrorists.
They give us that if they didn't find anything else. They didn't find one,
one remain of anything else,
but they luckily two FBI agents found two passports.
Yeah.
Right.
That's the biggest load of malarkey malarkey ever.
And now they can't really do nine 11 because everybody's got cell phones.
So they have to do,
you know,
influenza,
you know,
they,
they had to do like the,
and I don't think now they ever have to do it,
but they've always forecasted that Warner Von Braun guy, that NASA,
the guy that ended up running NASA,
he's had on his deathbed that America is going to do a fake alien invasion
one day and that they're going to rile everybody up.
That's how they're going to start. See, they want us under one ruler,
the one world government. You're like, Alex, what are you talking about? But what are you talking about but it's this it's it
literally comes out of the bible it comes out of genesis chapter 11 verse 9 are you your bible dude
not really no okay okay you just know a lot about a lot of shit yeah i mean i know a lot of shit
yeah i know okay so you know chapter 11 verse 9 of genesis the first book of the bible it's a story
about the tower of babel and in the tower ofel, Nimrod wants to build this tower to the kingdom of heaven to go kill God. And how God
defeats Nimrod is he makes everybody speak a bunch of different languages so they can't communicate
and they all go their separate ways because they can't build it because they can't work together.
What they're trying to do nowadays is they're trying to reverse engineer that plan by making
us speak all one
language under one ruler all one digital currency all one social credit system all one language
emojis so that that that ruler would basically be satan uh here on earth you know it'd be like
the universal religion and that sounds crazy but that's how they're going to usher us into what
is called the transhumanistic um future that they, where we plug into the metaverse and that we are exactly like they do in the matrix.
How we're talking about harvesting energy is what they're going to say.
They're going to say, oh, well, you know what?
You have a real bad effect on our climate.
You know, you're such a carbon, you know, you're such a carbon footprint producer that it's just going to be a lot better if you plug into this matrix.
And in this matrix, you're going to have unlimited money money you're going to have a hot wife or a hot
husband you're going to have whatever dream car you want it's going to be like the movie vanilla
sky and people are going to run to it people are going to go oh i want to sign up i want to sign
up they're going to be sitting in line like they do outside the apple store watch hey you know part
of for for anyone who's listening part of you wants to be like, this is complete craziness.
And I want to say two things.
One of the reasons, as you listen to him speak, and I don't want to fucking scare anyone,
remember that what he's saying, part of the reason why you're pushing back on it is because it's scary.
Let's just say it is true or it's not true or there's shades of it that are true.
Part of the reason why you're pushing back on it is because it's scary at least it's scary to me you scare shit
of me but here's the am i freaking you out i can't all right sorry i gotta calm down we keep
going i i haven't even got started yet but but the other piece is this and and this is i i watched a
jim gaffigan stand up and he said, you know, my friends keep in.
He's funny, but I can tell he's he's he's he's he's woke.
He's scared, too. He's building up a defense mechanism.
We're watching. We know for a fact that if you don't eat added sugar and you don't eat refined carbohydrates, that you cannot die from covid.
That not one healthy person has died. Not one.
And I know I've said that. And you guys keep sending me this. We have millions of people dead. And you guys all keep sending me that same
article from the New York times where the 16 year old kid died. There's not a lot of information on
them. Okay. I'm wrong. One person died. We have an entire planet running around in a frenzy over
something that like, I've never taken one precaution. I do everything. I recently hung
out with three people who were COVID positive, just like, everything i recently hung out with three people who were covid
positive just like just like completely hung out with them like my whole family slept in the same
bed when we had code it's like my mom is my mom had covid i said every day in the hospital i mean
they were getting mad at me for not wearing my mask enough i mean i didn't i mean i could care
less i did it get sick a little bit but i'm saying I think our immune system is what we live on.
It's a disease of the obese, and no one wants to say it.
Yeah, my mom was fat and smoked.
She was fat and smoked.
So the fact that no one can see that and it's everywhere around us, it makes me think that anything is possible'm, I'm hanging out in a room full of idiots.
Yeah.
But dude,
they got us there.
Our health,
like they have everybody under what is called trauma-based mind control now.
And so everybody's just scared.
They even get a tingle in their throat.
We used to just get the flu when that big deal.
Sometimes you go to school and we don't have that anymore.
Now everybody's going to go into the ER.
The reason why the ERs are false because people think that they're dying as soon as they have a cough
so it's so funny you say that i know people who know that this whole thing is bullshit
and yet when they get covid they go into a they go into a pure panic attack it breaks my heart
like they know they've been brainwashed and they still are terrified they start googling and shit it's the neural trauma-based what what
you call it it's called trauma-based mind control or neural linguistic programming is when you watch
cnn and you always see that death scroll you know another now it's 700 000 now it's 720 000
what that does is that goes in your subconscious constantly and so it's just like oh all you can
think about is the dying,
the dead,
you know,
you don't get anything positive.
Like,
Oh,
so many babies were born today.
There's not a life scroller,
like 76 babies born in Baylor hospital today.
You know what I mean?
And you'd be like,
Oh,
that's kind of cool.
But no,
it's,
it's okay.
You know,
7,500 people,
positive cases in one outbreak and blah,
blah,
blah.
You know,
you literally, it's like the movie outbreak. blah blah blah you know you literally it's
like the movie outbreak i mean you you know remember why if you've seen that movie i mean
they want you they always never watch that shit well i'm just saying they always they always want
to you know show you the the people in the medical scrubs and the big mask and the defibrillator and
the machine they don't just show you the the non-interesting stuff it's entertainment
because it's it's propaganda it's got to be something that catches your eye yeah you know
what uh neural thank you caleb what is neuro linguistic programming neuro linguistic programming
or nlp provides practical ways in which you can change the way you think aka brainwash yeah i mean
i do that to myself and you do yeah i, I do that to myself. And you do.
Yeah, I try to do that to myself.
We should all do that to ourselves.
Pick some good shit and brainwash yourself.
Well, that's how it is with exercise, at least with me,
because after my mom passed away, I kind of stopped.
But for me, I do it for my mental health.
I don't do it for my physical health, so I kind of trick myself to be like,
listen, Alex, you're not doing this to look better.
You're doing this because you feel like crap when you don't, your brain, you're just depressed when you don't. So I guess you kind of have to trick yourself. That is you program your brain, however you can do it,
whatever works, that is really important, especially with diet. Cause you gotta be like,
that's the hardest neuro-linguistic programming. Cause you're so easy to be like, I want that
sugar. Like you said, that sugar like you said that
sugar is the most addicting thing see i stopped eating meat i could care less about meat i don't
even miss it i mean sometimes i'll eat a fake hamburger or something but i can eat mushroom
tacos it's just as good as a you know ground beef taco to me but what i'm saying is sugar
dude i could never quit sugar i mean it is like it's do you want me to tell you how i quit how
i mean i quit sometimes for a
little time but i always go back but okay how did you quit i so i there was there's a guy named the
carnivore md his name is paul saladino and um i ran across him on instagram and he's basically
just saying hey all you should be eating is meat and organ meat and everything you need is there
and he goes into all the explanations of what's in the organs so i said to myself okay i'll let myself eat as much
meat and hard cheese as i want until do you know about ketosis that's keto yeah of course i know i
lost a lot of weight doing keto i was i did keto for a year i lost a ton of weight i was in the
best shape of my life i've gained at 30 pounds since i stopped eating meat uh but dude my digestion was terrible dude i had a terrible digestion for
whatever reason like your boobs were all were they runny or were they no just i was constipated a lot
just constipated all the time that happened to me in the beginning so you know what i started adding
i would just get a do you know what a clam do you know that term clamshell that's what we call it
that's those plastic things just full of the greens you know it'll like you see them like a
wall full of them oh yeah yeah yeah like the salads you're talking about yeah so i would just
like every three or four days i would just get one of those and just sit in my car and eat it
and it would usually just like within like five minutes i'd be like oh shit that i would just
push out it would just push out
a deuce or it still does that's what i do if i get constipated i just eat one of those and like
within minutes i have to deuce now that that is i mean if you want to be ripped guys and you want
to you have low body fat you've got to go keto i think that's i mean the fact that you can eat and
i was eating bacon every day i didn't have any carbs i didn't have any sugar but once you get
away from sugar you crave it way less so that's why you get off yeah i started craving just fat just like
avocados and stuff see the problem is though because i don't eat meat i crave i just crave
different stuff like i want oatmeal dude i love oh you know you know what i mean that's like my
favorite oatmeal cookie dude is my favorite i just say i mean and they have one they call the
cowboy cookies my favorite it's the oatmeal cookie with chocolate chips oh it's my favorite cookie
uh i sound like a little kid but yes so i'm uh i gotta get off the sugar right now i'm trying to
because like i said my mom passed away dude why did she do so why didn't when covid came
i couldn't get my mom to exercise to save her life dude for years I mean okay but she
knew she knew that she I didn't think we didn't think she had COVID to be honest um uh until too
late until we got to the hospital we didn't even think because she's just she vaccinated no she was
not she was not um and she did not feel she just I don't know how to explain it she just didn't
feel well she was just shortness of breath.
She didn't have like the normal, you know, stuff.
You'd be sickness like sore throat or any of that stuff.
So I don't know.
It's really weird.
But after my mom, the last things, because it was tragic and she died, they wouldn't even feed her.
So I'd have to give her weed.
I'd bring in milkshakes from McDonald's every day.
So the last meal I'm saying the last meal I had with my mom was McDonald's milkshakes from McDonald's every day. So the last meal I'm saying the last meal I had with my mom was McDonald's milkshakes. So, so about a two months after she died, I went to McDonald's
every day and had a milkshake, but I haven't been in almost a month now. And my, that was
my New Year's resolution, but I went every day for two months after she died and had a shake.
Alex, a real, it's probably a little more complex like than this, but just like an idiot like me
will explain it to you like this. Every you eat something your your body has to produce hormones
to help with the digestive process and the two major hormones that it produces are insulin and
leptin and basically anytime you eat sugar your body starts producing leptin and it causes a
traffic jam in your bloodstream and that is the single most destructive thing to your immune system
that's like a really simple way to think about it but like you do not want to eat sugar because what it does is it and then if you become
leptin resistant then all your natural immunity becomes fucked up because your leptin receptors
are also in there's a strong there's believed to be no one knows for sure a strong relationship
between leptin receptors and them sending orders to t-cells and nk cells which are can kill anything
they can kill cancer they can kill the covid they can they whoop anyone's ass yeah your t-cells yeah
yeah and um except for aids and uh and so that's why you gotta you can't do milkshakes especially
yeah i mean but this is because you couldn't i mean this is what in the icu when she's dying i
mean i mean yeah I mean, yeah.
I mean, it sounds nice to be a Monday morning quarterback and be like, hey, don't.
I mean, my mom's like, I'm hungry.
And they were not giving her food because they didn't want to take off her machine long enough.
So, yeah, I mean, dude, listen, I know sugar's not.
And the sugar that your body doesn't use for energy, it literally is poison inside your body.
I mean, that's a fact.
So, so I know that.
But it's easier said than done i mean everybody
everybody wants to be like oh i don't want to eat sugar but it's so good that's like i i listen i've
done i i've done every drug in the book i stopped doing drugs one of my good friends clark gable
was a guy this is now three years ago uh was that his real name well his grandfather's car gable
from gone with the wind and this guy was the host of the tv show cheaters i worked for the tv show cheaters for
years here in dallas and so the host at the show where they like they catch you cheating and then
the guy pops up yeah holy shit no wonder you're you're pretty bold okay that's why because we go
and film in those crazy places i'm not afraid um but uh he was a party animal he partied way harder than me and like i
thought i was you know like you know drank and partied and smoked or whatever but he took two
vicodin that he thought were vicodin they were fentanyl and woke up dead and after that i just
thought i was like i mean i quit doing any drugs anything and i haven't uh drank or i mean i still
smoked some weed i need that a little bit of weed but i don't you
know do any hard drugs or drink alcohol ever since and i don't want to i i have no desire um so i
forget why i was talking about why i don't drink alcohol but we're just talking about just putting
bad shit in you oh yeah so i'm just saying uh you know what that's when i really got in my health
and fitness kick too is is after i'm saying three ago, but like it was so easy to quit all that.
I could never take a pill or anything ever again.
That's no problem.
But you got to tell me that I can never have a blueberry muffin again with
the,
you know,
crusted sugar on top.
I would now it's not a life I want to live.
I want to have that muffin.
Do you have a,
do you have a girlfriend?
No,
I don't.
I'm single right now.
I have a,
I used to have a lot of girlfriends i have a
bunch of girlfriends yeah i have and ever since this thing this video went viral i have so many
girls calling me out but this is another thing the last couple months a bunch of girls have been
hitting me out not in a few i don't i've been in such a i don't even want to say depression because
i don't i don't think i have depression because like i said i exercise if you exercise that
basically heals your depression um i believe
you know i think i agree 100 um hey if you have problems and you want them to go away just do
you know what a burpee is of course yeah you got 100 burpees as fast as you can all your problems
will go away when you go into oxygen deprivation you'll be like oh shit seriously i mean i tell
people go take a spin class for 45 minutes just get your heart you'll feel better like even if
you're stressed you will feel better if you can just get that heart rate up because that's
what you have to blow out the horse hockey you got to use our heart as a pump to you know get
the blood flowing oh okay we just got a five dollar uh super chat thing oh that's bullshit
that's bullshit i don't know is he getting money i'm live we have 201 people watching on my channel
right now on conspiracy castle here i'll put it we got a a have 201 people watching on my channel right now on conspiracy castle here
i'll put it we got a a lot of people watching on my channel so that's how i got that um guys i'm
big time and this guy has five times the amount of people watching his live and he's getting loot
is getting low yeah i know people want to donate dude so so do you do you have the donation here's
another thing i don't not only not only am i time, but no girls have come out of the woodworks to hit on me.
And you got girls coming out of the woodworks.
Let me tell you the thing.
So the last couple of months, all these girls have been ultra nice to me.
They can tell that I'm an injured bird.
And a couple of them I had come over and stuff, but I don't want to bring them into my nightmare that I'm in.
Wow, somebody just donated $100. Oh, you're lying i swear to god i swear a hundred dollars you just hurt my feelings
now i know that has to feel bad wow boy i didn't go through sorry about that a hundred dollar
donation wow that's insane caleb dude a hundred dollars swear. I can't believe it. Caleb, if this motherfucker gets it.
Look at my chat.
If I go like this, Caleb, or if I start being really nice to him, just disconnect him.
Hey, no, hey, let me show.
I'm just bullshit.
Pull it up.
Pull up my stream on the chat real quick, Caleb.
Look at that.
Caleb, definitely don't pull up his stream.
You're fired.
Look at that.
$100.
Caleb's probably going to switch shows, start working for you.
No, no.
I'm saying. stay working stay working
there i'm just saying dude look sometimes you get a hundred dollar donation it happens can you fact
check that for me if you got a hundred dollar donation dude please fact check it if you can
check the link uh that's big time somebody see and when somebody does that you know why it's
because i said oh you know thank you for the donation people want to support independent
content creators that's one thing i didn't realize is like as long as you keep
grinding and you stay consistent this is for anybody out there that's listening saying you
know it takes a lot of uh uh balls to call people say hey i want to interview you i have to do the
same thing so you know but you're a proactive person it's easy for you i'm saying for the
people out there that's not proactive if you just try it if you just are consistent doing a show people will want to support you it may not happen at first but
in my my experience i just can't believe the overwhelming support especially if i say hey
i don't ever really really say like hey donate but if you say hey give me some donations people
want to donate that blows my mind is that people like want to support you they feel good
about it because now i i donate do you ever donate to streams now no when i get off of here i just
take the the six dollars i make on my youtube channel and spend it on my kids exactly dude i
now i'm gonna donate i'm gonna and i don't make any money on ads or any monetization really because
i don't get that ton of views but i'm telling you donations i get
somehow and uh it's it makes you feel it makes you feel really good i don't know it's crazy
um let me let me ask you this go man we've opened up so many doors so you speaking about being
proactive i have i have a friend um pretty famous you know 500 000 followers instagram a very
successful business owner.
And he wants to start doing a YouTube channel like this and live.
And he said to me, he said, hey, how do you.
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How do you talk to people every day?
I just don't want to talk to people every day.
And I'm like, dude,
I don't want to talk to people every day either.
I'm like really happy when the show's over.
But even like when I found you and I reached out to you,
I'm just like the whole time, I'm just dreading meeting someone show's over. But even like when I found you and I reached out to you,
I'm just like the whole time,
I'm just dreading meeting someone new.
Like when you're like, hey, I got to come on five minutes late.
I'm like, oh damn, maybe he'll cancel.
You know what I mean?
I started getting like excited and shit.
It's weird like that.
I know, especially when you have interviews with people like this you haven't talked to,
but honest to God.
Yeah, I have no idea.
Is he going to come on here and just like fuck me up
or like what's going to happen or?
That's how I am with people. I don't know what their agenda is or this and that. And then, you know Is he going to come on here and just like fuck me up or like what's going to happen? That's how I am with people.
I don't know what their agenda is or this and that.
And, you know, people beg to come on your show.
And I will let people like that come on the show.
And then random people I ask to come on the show.
So you never know.
It's always a crapshoot.
But I think that's kind of just having a conversation is not that hard.
Like, obviously, you know, you're nervous about it.
Not nervous about it.
You're just more annoyed about the time.
You can obviously talk to people.
If you go to a gym or you work in a job, you have to be social with people for an hour at a time.
That's like the bare minimum.
So, like, if you can't do that as a human being, you know, you're really struggling.
And there's a lot of people that can't.
There's a lot of people that can't hold the conversation for an hour.
And you sell cars.
Is that what you said?
Yeah, I'm in the wholesale car business.
So, I'll give you an instant cash offer on your car. I started off, you know,
in the retail business, selling to people, you know, on the street, but I hate that because like
I said, you know, I don't want to rip people off. I don't want to, you know, get somebody in a car
they can't afford. You know, I just didn't like that vibe. So I just focused on buying people's
cars. And, and, you know, a lot of times I buy people's cars that, you know, break down or,
you know, they're having engine issues. And then I sell them at the auction where I make money is,
you know, I just, sometimes I don't fix a car. Sometimes I'll just repaint them. You know,
that's like, sometimes I'll get a good deal. I'll give you an instant cash offer. Sometimes,
you know, I get good deals buying wholesale, but that's where I focus on because when I'm
selling them at the auction, I don't care if a dealer gets ripped off. Like, you know,
if I'm selling an as is, it's just Leslie, $10 donation.
There we go.
I'm saying when you're selling wholesale, you're not ripping individuals off.
I don't, would never want to rip somebody off selling a dealer, a car with a bad transmission
as is.
That's not, that's just, that's just how the car business works.
I bought a lot of cars, a bad transmission at the auction.
That's why they're at the auction.
Probably.
I like, uh, you have very nice hair, Lindsay, Leslielie leslie your hair is nicer than my read my reading ability my wife has red
hair all because i love red hair yeah no i have red hair is the best i mean that's the why is that
why am i so attracted to the red hair you are hey we have a we we have a lot in common hey pull up
that picture of um him when he's like eight years old with his dad.
That's exactly what I look like.
Me and him had the exact same body at eight.
You really looked at that, the Instagram.
I was like, holy shit, how did he get this picture of me?
Except your dad's tall.
He's like 6'1".
Yeah, he's tall.
I'm taller than him, though.
I saw that and i was like holy shit
and uh charles barkley you met charles barkley i've hung out with charles barkley a little bit
i know isn't that crazy charles barkley that was the and it's funny that day was like one of the
craziest days of my life i got to go so i was on i was so i worked i look you look older there than
you do now i know my hair is a little shorter but that's like basically what I still look like.
So listen, well, there's some sort of weird filter.
That's back in the early days of Instagram.
Um, the, uh, I, I graduated from LSU and Baton Rouge and I moved to LA and I worked on like
a bunch of different TV shows, like, you know, production extra, you know, and then I got
on, you know, I got on a couple, um, reality shows.
And then I ended up being on this reality show called Online Dating Rituals for the American Male.
And it's about like it followed men online dating on the TV show on the channel Bravo.
And I say, cool.
I got to be a guest on the Today Show because they wanted to like it was an NBC owned show.
It was the most intense day ever.
You know, wow.
Nineteen dollar donation.
Thank you.
Wow. Caleb, are you fact checking this shit yeah 19 but listen uh this guy who said that we didn't go to the moon
is getting money yes i'm the moon landing denier and joe rogan is a big the original moon landing
denier fact check that caleb um but listen hey don't talk don't talk directly to caleb alex if
you want to talk to caleb you talk to me and then i'll tell caleb to please fact check it whatever alex says do it caleb
whatever um no but what i'm saying is that day dude i have was the bell of the ball i've never
had it they fly you to new york and you know first class but not that that's that i mean
on american airlines it's cool sitting first class but it's not like that great but
you sit you sit in the front of the airplane.
You get picked up in a car.
You stay at a nice hotel.
They take you to – it's not Del Frisco's.
I think it was Del Frisco's.
Whatever the main steakhouse is at 30 Rockefeller.
I can't even remember which it was.
I think it was at Del Frisco's.
And then you stay at this nice hotel.
And when I'm checking in, Charles Barsley was staying in the room next to me. You know,
that's how I knew I was a celeb status.
Cause obviously our rooms were paid for by the, he was working for NBC too.
And I just felt like, wow, I'm the real deal.
And then the next day they kicked me out of the room.
They put me on a flight back and they'd never talked to me ever again.
But it's just for one moment,
I got to taste the life of Charles Barkley for one second.
And it felt so good. So the life of Charles Barkley for one second, and it felt so good.
So tell me your Charles Barkley story.
He's not hijacking it.
He hijacked it.
Let's get the verbiage right.
He hijacked it.
I am a hijacker, too.
Dude, when I come on people's show, I hijacked another show.
You are here on Blaze TV the other day, and people are like, is he the host?
I always do this.
I have a terrible way have a terrible uh way
of going about the way i do my show you're again because you like it because as you know as a
content producer you're like oh let this let this idiot just talk about the middle and all the time
and everybody will be entertained and i can just chill and uh he can do all the heavy lifting i do
all the heavy lifting i i do um there's this there's this show that you did recently. It's it's it's the slowest train wreck I've ever seen. I would love to see you do more. You enter an online acting class.
Holy shit.
Caleb, can you just put the link to that in the comments?
You want to see the slowest train wreck ever.
The dude below you, I'm just trying to think,
everyone's caught so off guard by you.
And my house cleaner and that guy's acting like he's a brother or whatever you were saying to him
but then that was the funniest part of the whole thing is i had talked about i was like you know
oh my housekeeper passed away and then like one of the people in the acting classes that didn't
have their camera on was like an elderly hispanic woman you could you could tell like somebody that
put on the class probably asked their like abuelita to like hey log on so it looks like there's
somebody else in the acting class and they're're like, Hey, turn on your camera.
And it was like a grandmother.
I was like,
Oh my God,
you look,
do you have a sister named Margaret?
Yeah.
This is hard to explain this story.
People need to watch it,
but yes,
it's a trolling.
And so the guy that was in that video is Cassidy Campbell who played the
ghetto guy.
Let me tell you about him.
He has 1.5 million subscribers.
Oh shit.
He was in on the,
he was in on this dude.
He shoots.
So it was,
so yes, this is it. And Cassidy Campbell, you you got to click his channel you got to look up his channel he's got
1.5 million and so i was like hey we should troll this acting class and so now we're going to do it
a bunch and as a matter of fact we're coming up with this with this bit where and we're gonna
we're gonna really cast a person but we're gonna we're gonna enter we're gonna to, we're going to really cast a person, but we're going to, we're going to enter, we're going to do like auditions over zoom and we're going to, people have to be local to the
DFW area and whoever we cast is going to, we're going to put them in like a prank with Cassidy,
but that's, so we're going to do like another acting thing, but we're going to make other
people do weird acting. So I'm going to act like I'm some acting teacher. Like I'm the best acting
teacher in the world and make people, you know, you're going to, you're going to be the host of
the class. Yes. I'm going to be doing an audition. I'm going to be the host this time and we're
going to do more, but I'm going to be, I'm going to be doing the, I'm going to say, Hey, I need
you to do this. I want you to read the script. I'm going to be like, Hey, be more ghetto or be
more. Yes. So Cassidy and I, cause we're going to be auditioning to be in a Cassidy Campbell
video and it's going to be a paid deal. You know, you get 200 bucks and it's like, you know,
four hours of shooting. So people are going to audition to audition you know because he has a bunch of fans did you
ever reveal that he's in on the joke too i watched that no no we never revealed that i was just like
damn alex is fucking this dude up dude well my dream is i want to be the next andy coffin i mean
he died at my age he died at 35 so like i guess can take over now, but I want to do bits like that where two people are in on it.
It would not everybody else in on it.
It's just funny.
It's just, that's how you troll people because dude,
the entertainment we get,
and I don't want to go around and troll people meanly like that.
I think class is very, it wasn't mean.
It's not mean at all.
I'm saying, and it's actually an opportunity.
The whole time I was thinking if I was in that class,
I would, I would hope that i would be like put lean back and be like wow this is fascinating and start to really
enjoy it instead of getting upset it was fascinating it's a fascinating human experiment
well that's what and that's what i studied i got a minor in sociology at lsu so that's what i love
sociological experiments like that uh and that's another thing dude when
they do these sociological experiments i forget which one like the princeton one but dude very
easily people will punish other people and put them in jail like people will uh will become a
gestapo the stanford experiment yeah the stanford experiment i said princeton but the stanford it's
like dude if you they'll they'll push a button knowing that it's hurting other people and they'll
still push the button very like when they did a, they asked people to come in, and they showed somebody the other side of a plain glass window or whatever.
They said, hey, when you press this button, the person's going to get shocked.
Very few people said no.
Everybody pressed the button, and it was fake.
The person didn't really get shocked.
But people will follow orders is what I'm saying.
And that's the same with the police officers.
Now they're taking people in jail in New York City for the vaccine passports and all this stuff.
Dude, it's absurd.
It's like people don't have autonomy anymore.
And I guess the Stanford prison experiment is an easy indication of like people will sell you out for nothing.
Do you think that there's – you hear the term sheep.
Is it that there's sheep?
Why are people like that?
Are they just asleep?
Why aren't people thinking for themselves?
Why aren't people open to –
It's called cognitive dissonance.
So people will know that the government can lie to you or mislead you or that there's classified documents or that the president has information that you'll never know.
But you have cognitive dissonance. You think they're they got are my best interest in mind you know even the injection
thing like who thinks it's okay to go like there's these people on the internet being proud that
they're getting their kid this injection when you can just go over you can like start to look for
the ingredients in the in the injection you can find them yeah i know we can only say so much on
youtube about the the vaccine we have to
say it's the most safe and effective thing ever uh created and i recommend everybody get their
booster uh everybody get boosted as soon as possible the state of having inconsistent
thoughts beliefs or attitudes especially as relating to behavioral decisions and attitude
change i don't even know if that's it it's like so you have this kid and it's like the bet you're supposed to like your program kind of like at least me biologically to
do everything in my power to protect it i don't get how i would let someone it's identity dude
it's identity politics yeah because people think that they're on it's like the mask is the maga hat
for the left so people that don't want to believe in god they are you know they just want to be
believe in the science like the science becomes their god so it's their religion ah yes so it's
like so it's like oh we got to get every time the big pharma says to do something we got to do it
because that is their that is their religion and just like the people on the right use the word
god having no idea what they're talking about the people on the left use the word science but they
couldn't define science just like people on the right couldn't define god well i understand life so much better hey you're welcome that's i mean not that i still you know
don't understand it that much because this is another thing is like life is so short you know
they don't want us to create i talk about that low vibrational state they want to keep us in
uh but that's why people kind of want to be a sheep to your question is what i'm saying is
people kind of want to be just uh fragmented or you know um like that's why they want to go to the military out of
high school because they don't want to go to college and I'm not anti-military or whatever
but it's you know people almost like want to be regimented uh they want to because they don't want
to think for themselves they want to think oh somebody's smarter than me figured it out because
they don't want to like look into it for themselves because that takes research that takes effort that
takes time and that's not easy it's easier to just somebody you know take somebody's word for it $19.99
three percent three percent send me three percent glad you slapped his cock for talking to caleb no
problem rich no problem which i swear to god next time i'll fucking kick him in the vagina too
you see this and do you have any cats i'm a cat nut okay so let me tell you a little hell no no wait wait that's i think that's a misnomer i don't think that's you're a cat nut
you mean people who own cats are nuts that's both but listen i said okay so it's called i have crazy
cat lady syndrome it's guy five it's called toxoplasmosis listen and i have a dog what's it
called it's called it's called toxoplasmosis t T-O-X-O-plasmosis.
And what it is, there's a parasite in the cat's fecal matter from dealing with the litter box
that turns you into a crazy cat lady syndrome.
So you become a cat.
Like I am.
This cat, I don't even, if I'm buying something, I'm like, oh, I can't afford that.
But if it's fancy fees for the cat, they get all my money.
You know what I mean?
Like it's weird.
It's a super billion dollar industry. I don't know how many billions the whole pet thing toxoplasmosis
another big word that our um guest uh fake jew alex stein used um is a disease that results from
the infection with the toxoplasma gondii parasite one of the world's most common parasites infection
usually occurs by eating undercooked contaminated meat i call bullshit exposure from infected cat feces possibly or mother to child transmission
during pregnancy cat feces dude i'm covered in cat feces the cat one time on my live stream one
of the cats peed on me so yes dude this is my life and my mom passed away so i got her cat
and then two other people passed away i got i started off with two cats years ago since the pandemic all these people died and i have a bunch of cats now so
i had to turn them away now i mean people were like oh i'm gonna take you to the shelter to
the kill shelter and that's it another thing is we can announce on this podcast is i am going to run
it's not till may 2023 but i'm gonna run for mayor of dallas you're like oh shit well they're gonna
say will you please come on my show when you like oh shit well they're gonna say will you please
come on my show when you do that 100 and they're gonna say oh alex you know you might not win but
if i can just get into debates that's basically what i want but my whole platform will be no kill
shelters i don't want any uh kill animal shelters and then on top of that is we have to create in
dallas i want red light districts because all of the bad drugs my friend that died and he got that
drugs you know fin all if we have a place where we can decriminalize drugs because the war on drugs red light districts because all of the bad drugs, my friend that died and he got that drugs,
you know, if we have a place where we can decriminalize drugs, because the war on drugs
is not working. Half of the private prison industry is filled with nonviolent drug offenders.
So we need to have a way where we could have a red light district where we could tax drugs,
where we could have Narcan people, you know, overdose on opiates where people would go for
tourism and then use that money to subsidize the rehabilitation clinics
and uh subsidize our uh the animal care because listen we have to take some sort the war on drugs
is one of the biggest um travesties in the history of mankind putting people in jail for using drugs
is not how we help a society you know what i mean yeah i totally agree with you but if you do go
down that alleyway if you go down that path well there's two things i'd like you to consider just consider
one is they've legalized marijuana in california and it's what it's done is because the way they
did it it's opened up the doors to the cartel and the cartel is completely running fucking wild here
it's fucking horrible the second thing is and it's because the way they've set up the laws around
growing marijuana and whatnot the second thing is um i would like you to really reconsider ever
taxing anything like um coca-cola or cigarettes or gasoline because what it does is it puts the
the government in in business with these people with of course yeah and so you wouldn't want to
tax but you're gonna have i mean the thing is system is, I don't know what the solution is.
I'm just saying,
please look at it.
No,
and no,
and you honorable mayor,
of course,
taking my time listening to one of your,
I'm not even one of your constituents,
but I appreciate your time.
Another $5 super chat.
Wow.
I'm making a bunch of money today.
I'm almost at 200 bucks.
I need to check my donation bar,
but no,
no,
you,
I bet you if I was Jewish,
people would be giving me money.
Probably.
But listen,
this is the problem with the cartels though, is we we have created – my family is in the bail bond business.
My dad's a bail bonds, and I have my bail bonds license.
I just hate getting people out of jail because it's annoying.
This is the thing.
They have decriminalized – or they've made the cash bail system illegal in California.
And what that does is that makes no bail bonds responsible for these people to go to jail.
So it puts the onus on the police force and the police force is already,
you know,
overwhelmed.
You lost me a little bit.
You lost me a little bit.
You go back to the onus.
I'm saying I'm,
I'm a bail bonds.
And so when you,
let's say you go to jail and I only write big bail bonds.
So let's say you go to jail for involuntary manslaughter.
That's a bond.
I write somebody who's in a drunk driving accident or something.
They actually kill somebody.
That's a bond I've written multiple times.
I don't really necessarily like writing a murder's bond, but I've done it.
That person has a bond. I give the court $100,000, basically a cashier's check.
They hold that cashier's check until he goes to every single court date.
If he misses a court date, I have one year to get him back to court or else they keep my money.
And so what that does is that keeps bail bonds, keeps them on the plaintiffs, excuse me, on the defendant 24-7.
That's why you hire bounty hunters.
But see, in this day and age, because they said cash bail is racist because a lot of people don't have the 10% to pay for a bail bond.
Really?
That's what they're saying?
That's what they're saying. That's what they're saying.
It's racist.
That's why it's happening in Chicago, New York, and LA.
Dude, a guy just murdered in LA.
A 31-year-old homeless guy walked into a high-end furniture store and stabbed to death a 23-year-old
UCLA graduate student.
This just happened.
And it's sad that she got murdered.
But what's even worse is that he had been released from jail 17 times on felonies.
He should have been in jail.
He should have had bail bonds, and he should have been under the jail.
I'd like to make one small edit to that story.
He didn't mean homeless.
That's a mischaracterization.
He means drug addict.
I was homeless for two years and lived in a car for five years.
There are no homeless people.
They're drug addicts, and the left calls them homeless because uh it's part of the you're 100 right they actually just they actually just found some
company in la is paying homeless people to stay on the street instead of actually going no to get
more funding i swear google this they're paying i i just read the article there's some some
non-profit is giving the homeless people money to stay on the street so that it gets more attention
so that they get more funding from the city that that just got that was their their uh game plan or whatever their
their charity strategy they even said that they're paying people to stay on the street so you're
right people are using drugs because there are avenues where you can get help please tip the
kid working at the coffee shop please pay the guys cleaning your yard a little extra money
please buy your nanny a um a gift certificate for some for some shit stop giving
money to fucking drug addicts thinking that you're helping homeless people because it's the christian
thing to do you are hurting people you are fucking hurting people because of your fucking arrogance
and selfishness and your ill inability to fucking do what's right and what's right is when you see
a homeless person you make eye contact and you talk to them and you believe in them and you uplift them so they can actually just get a sparkle of fucking
hope that someone cared about them stop giving them money you fucking idiots yeah i mean sorry
and no i mean i know most pussies don't even talk to them you're fucking pussies
okay i got a little wound up i had to get wound up to like steal some
air time from you you have to and listen and and and that's another thing is like i i do look at
the you know the homeless you know a problem in california and stuff it's like you're right you
know these people were choosing because they there are outlets where they can get help but dude
that's like another thing is they want to keep us in that low vibrational state you know they
like want you to look at California and see the homeless people,
you know, it's, it's just, I don't know how to explain it.
It's really sad that, that I remember going to California in like the nineties
in that. Are you in LA? Where are you?
I'm in Santa Cruz. I live in, I live in a piece of like heaven.
Yeah, I know. But like LA is trash. I'm just saying,
the LA used to be the coolest place ever guys. This is a so cool. It was like so cool. And now it is like it's just because you're letting people out of jail.
Girls are getting stabbed. I mean, and you're right. There's cartels running there.
But if they actually had bail bonds, if they had a police force, which I'm not I'm not pro cop, like the cops are annoying as shit.
But they shouldn't be taking people to jail for nonviolent drug offenses.
Am I in my opinion, like you're saying drugs are bad. Drugs are terrible.
jail for nonviolent drug offenses in my in my opinion like you're saying drugs are bad drugs are terrible but they're the drugs are the worst thing but like in portugal these places where if
you actually can help people you know that that need help with the drugs to go to rehabilitation
that's been shown to work a lot better than putting people in jail where they can't even
go get a job at mcdonald's in the future and especially young kids they get they get arrested
a couple times they can never get a job ever especially if they have a felony cocaine possession you can't even get a job at you know panera bread company
um i like having you on the show and there's like things i want to talk to you about
like i don't want it to be like a wackadoodle show but man you know a lot of good shit
okay fuck it i'm a wackadoodle what do you mean i mean we talk about it all i mean i'm a wackadoodle i talk about it all you're yeah it's it's cool i wonder if there's
any place you're not willing to go but we have we have a whole lifetime to do multiple shows to
figure that out um magnet on arm can you pull up that oh we're on youtube so is this i'm gonna have
to take this stream down for sure uh yeah really yeah? Yeah. On my YouTube. You cannot, I got a strike for that video.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Don't show it.
So tell me that really worked though.
It really stuck to people after the,
you know what?
It's stuck right to their arm.
So,
I mean,
why isn't,
why doesn't anyone believe that?
How come if you talk about that,
people will just be like,
Oh my God,
you're fucking crazy.
Just Google TikTok magnet challenge.
And it's,
there's a
thousand people that that it sticks to i mean um dude i don't know why let me just put it in the
chat i mean you can put it i mean i mean you can show it i'll just have to take the stream down
it's not that big a deal no i don't want to take anything down but why like i there was a lady
there's a lady that um was big on instagram that was showing her whole
journey with that britney galvin i know that girl was kind of annoying i had her on my show she's
nice but like her journey's been kind of annoying about it uh people get so offended and get so like
they just attack her why why not just be like oh maybe it is true why are people so adamant
no because they because stephen colbert is like these are
no magnets and then you go to all the debunking thing you know it doesn't really work so people
are like think it's fake they think they're lying they think they're using like a glue i guess like
like it's sweaty sweaty that's what they're saying because i see her stuff and i like bernie i'm just
saying she's always posting about it kind of it just sucks dude i'm i'm so tired of my identity being pro vaccine or anti-vaccine at this point dude and i would
recommend nobody do it but if you want to take it people need to just make their own decisions i'm
all about personal decisions take it because listen at this point dude no amount of evidence
is going to convince an idiot of of what's going on and if
people don't want to look into it themselves or they're and that's editing there are good people
that are going to get tricked into because they got to do it for work they got to do it for
whatever that is so fucked up because there's going to be people that get hurt because of it
but dude at this point it's like man if you can't see that that big pharma is a multinational corporation that has shareholders that is making money by selling this free vaccine all over the world and making it mandated because it benefits them financially.
If you can't see that, then you are just blind.
And, you know, like I said, no amount of evidence can convince an idiot.
Do you think that if your mom would have taken the vaccine, she'd be OK?
You know, honestly, God, no. Honestly honestly no uh i think she could have been worse but this is a stupid question do you think like you should be like hey fuck off no no well
monday morning quarterback i cussed out my cousin she's like oh your mom should have been vaccinated
but that's another thing is that like the according to the hospital she told the hospital that she was
vaccinated so like that so that's why i don't even know. I know that I believe my mom wasn't because she told me she wasn't, but she might've told them
she was to get better care. That's the type of woman my mom would be. So they thought she was
vaccinated. A friend of mine just went to the hospital the other day. They took their kid there
and their kid had a broken arm. And they said they went to the front and the person who checks
you in is like, are you vaccinated? And they're like, oh, shit, oh, shit.
And they're like, yeah.
The person's like, OK, can you show me your proof of vaccine?
And they're like, I don't have it.
And they're like, well, do you have a picture of it?
And they're like, no.
And then the person who checks you in at the hospital is like, OK.
And peels off a sticker on vaccinated and puts it on their purse.
Nice.
That's it.
But you need a vaccine passport to go to McDonald's.
You just like.
Dude, that's how they that's
why it doesn't even the people that are vaccinated this is the problem is now the cdc just said
you're not up to date unless you get your booster and they don't want to call it uh fully vaccinated
anymore because all these people that got double vaccinated like what i'm not fully vaccinated
anymore they're like no you're just not up to date on your shots so it's a never-ending schedule is what potentially is going to be um what about what's happening in um in in the uk are you i keep seeing that talk boris johnson
gave do you think it's really like it's done they're done there well i just think it works
like this i mean this is how one of my tinfoil hat is it's always the grand opening grand closing
like they're going to open it up oh and as soon as they need it for whatever political agenda whatever it is now that this is
this is what this all was this is a beta test this is a test to see how they can shut things down you
know how people are going to react so now the uk uh i have you know a country that's smaller than
texas they're going to be like dude they're than Texas. They're going to be like, dude, they're going to shut.
They're going to be able to next time the Omicron moronic variant,
whatever comes out, they're going to shut them right down.
But they, they give you a little bit of, it's called, this is the plan.
They want rolling lockdowns.
And this is what the theory I said at the beginning of the pandemic is that
you'll have a month where you're totally locked down for 30 days.
And then you'll have three months off where you can just live freely and somehow that will you know quell the
numbers and i believe they're going to do that in some sort of like hidden way where they say oh
we're open for three months and then mass shut down for a month when they have some sort of
political thing they need to get through so they'll use it like a tool like for the election
oh we got to use mail-in ballots because the the new the new um election variant is so uh you know so so much this new this this new variant will kill
you if you go vote in the lines so you have to vote uh mail-in ballots they'll just use it as
a political weapon is it leslie i am crazy if she thinks i'm crazy she's right i don't i don't know
i'm not sure i'm not sure exactly what that means but um i
i was i was watching this thing i was watching this jim gaffigan special the other day
and and there was a line he says in there he said yeah he said some of my friends have gone
completely crazy they think that um tom hanks is eating kids and i don't remember what it was but
there was something on instagram like a year ago about tom hanks drinking blood or doing something
like that i can't yeah i'll tell you all about it okay
so oh give me one second before we go there i just want to say sorry alex but i do want to hear
and the same time i see that i see in the san francisco chronicle the biggest paper in san
francisco in the opinion section they publish a guy this This is a paper that's won the Pulitzer six times.
They publish in the opinion section a guy who is seriously proposing that we swap kids, that as soon as white families have kids, you give them to black families.
As soon as black families have kids, you give them to white families, and that's going to be the cure for racism.
And I'm like, so Jim Gaffigan is making fun of people for thinking that Tom Hanks seeks kids.
Well, meanwhile, a serious publication is suggesting that I give up my three playing brothers.
Like I have the three most amazing kids who ever walked on the planet. I mean, a lot of people do, but.
Yeah, but that's not equitable.
planet i mean a lot of people do but yeah but that's not equitable like right so like don't tell me that someone suggest unless this isn't i appreciate your ten dollars this is not directed
you and now uh i'm not i don't subscribe to these things i'm glad he shared with me that we haven't
been to the moon it's fascinating i like it i don't i'm open it doesn't make me any better
whether i believe or don't believe it or i'm agnostic. We can believe we went to the moon. I don't care. I'm just saying we didn't.
But I can still be open to anything. I don't have to believe anything. It doesn't.
Why can't I just be like, I don't know. That was pretty cool what Alex told me.
But yeah, anything's possible right now because the smartest people in the room have completely dropped the ball.
They have their head completely up there. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Joey, thank you.
Five bucks.
No, you nailed it, though.
Dude, the people that are considered the smartest people in the room, the leader is Joe Biden
or his administration are idiots.
And Trump's an idiot, too.
I mean, Trump didn't know.
I mean, having Jared Kushner run stuff, he didn't know what he's doing.
These people that are supposedly so smart that I put my trust in, these engineers, these
architects, these scientists, these doctors
that I always thought were so smart. Now I'm realizing they're all a bunch of idiots and
they'll all do whatever they're told by their boss. And the smart ones are silenced. It's so
funny. Someone the other day said, hey, of course, the vaccine's working perfectly and all this
stuff. And they start citing all of these people who work at Stanford. Well, the most famous guy
at Stanford, John Iannotti's most published scientist on the planet today.
Why is why is Stanford silenced him?
Why is why is Stanford science?
John Iannotti's most published scientist alive on the planet today.
He's because he's fucking shown that this shit we had herd immunity like fucking on day one.
This should have already fucking been everywhere.
And listen, we know that that i got
a little mosquito or something we know that every time a new variant comes out it seems to be like
you know right on time with a new booster so i mean there's a lot of doctors that are blowing
the whistle and talking about this but they know like you said dr peter mccullough dr robert malone
if they go on joe rogan's show now they got 200 uh people are are signing a petition to kick him off 200
medical professionals like joe rogan is a huge threat to the the medical establishment that's
i mean the reason why they're threatened by him is because he's telling the truth that's why they're
threatened they're not threatened if he was telling nonsense if he was saying if he was
totally off the mark they wouldn't be threatened but because he's saying hey there's alternatives there's ways you can handle this um you know don't do this don't
let mandates ruin your life yada yada yada because he's going against the mainstream narrative and
he's right that's what scares him the most what's the logic why
so so why are the vaccinated people so worried about the unvaccinated people? So why are the parents of kids who are vaccinated and the parents who are vaccinated not want unvaccinated kids in the school?
Why can't your kids be unvaccinated and go to school?
I don't get how it's a threat.
If you're vaccinated, then you're good, right?
No, because they've convinced people that your vaccine doesn't work unless or their vaccine
doesn't work unless other people get vaccinated. But what's the logic in that? Can you help me
explain that? Like how how would someone fall for that? Because now because they trick them or they
trick them, they say, oh, well, the people that are unvaccinated, they're the ones that are
creating the variants, which doesn't really make sense. And viruses usually get weaker. That's
another weird thing with these viruses.
But this is around because then they – but then the truth is, if that's true – sorry to interrupt, Alex – that it's really obese people who are creating the variants or unhealthy people because then it lives in them longer and has more time to express itself and mutate and they're also super spreaders because
they cough and seize more and they sneeze more and they exhibit more of the um of the sickness
of the manifestation that goes from stars kobe 2 to kobe 19 and so maybe it's just fat people
that need to be quarantined well listen i i mean that is true i'm not afraid i'm not suggesting
that by the way like i i by no means i'm afraid
of anything of what around this i'm afraid of like alligators and shit but yeah i mean
i think is the problem is they have everybody divided so if they took the experimental thing
they want everybody else to be part of it you know so it's like you know what why should they
get to have the same freedom that i have? Yet I sacrifice my body.
So these people want equity.
It's like that same thing you're talking about.
They should twist kids.
That's why people hate it when I don't wear a mask.
It's not that they're really afraid of the sickness spreading.
They're just pissed that they're wearing it and I don't have to.
Mostly, most of the time.
Yeah.
I also have a 10-inch cock.
And that probably bums out a lot of people.
Well, how do they know that that do you
have an only fans okay well that does kind of that kind of does bum me out actually knowing that i am
kind of mad about that dude it's always the guys that are five five that have a huge dick somehow
why is that you know i'm six three and i just have a you know i wish i was 10 inches but yours is 10
inches it just looks five because you're you're six three well no i mean i put a i put one of those fake rulers on it um when i take speaking of 10 inch cocks you're
the only person besides me i think who did as soon as the george floyd thing happened and you heard
he was in porn did you go watch it a hundred percent oh yeah that's the first thing i did
yeah yeah of course oh it's not your favorite it's horrible it's my favorite one it's what it's in my
saved in my browser no but yeah he has a giant
cock that doesn't get hard it was like a it was like a banana but it's one of those ones it's like
it was huge it was he's a huge dick i mean and i haven't watched a ton of like this huge dick
porn but i feel like there's black guys have dicks that big they don't get hard or whatever
it's like so big they don't have enough they would. It's like so big, they would faint.
All the blood went there maybe.
I've noticed that too.
Luckily, I don't have that problem.
Thank God.
That's one problem I don't have.
I have a lot of problems, but that's not one.
It's not huge, but it's as hard as steel.
Like a wooden table.
That's another thing.
Sex is another manipulative thing like this day and age everybody's like yeah and i'm you know i like to have sex but
at there's children everybody's desensitized to the pornography that's like another you know uh
mind game that they're doing to a psychological operation that they do to people just to kind of
create like uh basically george orwell's 1984 brave new
world they want us to be like all like sex perverts um and not have monogamous relationships
and not have families so they're basically almost this day and age with dating apps and stuff it's
like hard to date uh so you're talking about relationship stuff like this this sterilization
of these dating apps judging somebody if they're not they're not six foot that they're going to
swipe right on them that's so fucked up and it's just a real society you're supposed to meet and
talk to people and judge them on the content of their character but because of this people like
expect um everybody to be cookie cutter and the perfect fit and it never works out but it was
like that it was like that before dating apps like so i've been to like i i would i've never
had a one night stand ever no and i would have loved to have had one like
i never i would never sleep with the it takes me so much fucking work to get in bed with a girl
i would net like if i fucking hated her and it was the worst thing ever i'd have to do it again
because like i'm not putting in three months of fucking work and and then just like oh we had one
we had we had sex and it's over there's's no, there's no, in my life, when you're five, five and you look like me, you don't, you don't go into a bar.
Like I go into a bar with you and three other dudes, right?
You guys are my friends, right?
We go into the bar.
Do you seem like a handsome man?
What are you talking about?
No, no, no.
The girls.
Well, I was, I used to be like five times as cute as i am now but that still didn't get me to the
fucking it just never happened and so like i don't know dude it's never happened i can't believe that
you never uh uh uh uh i just can't believe you've never had even a blind i'm saying even a blind
squirrel finds a net every once in a while you never were like drunk with a freak and kind of
made a mistake you never slept with like a cow or anybody god i wish i wish oh i would have slept with four
cows listen i'll tell you the ones the one story so there's a super hot chick named amanda and i
was probably like in my seventh year of college in undergrad at ucsb and she and she was a first
year student there and she so i was probably like i don't know 22 and she was probably like 18 right
and uh we were friends and we hung out all know 22 and she was probably like 18 right and uh we
were friends and we hung out all the time at the coffee shop and all stuff and then it was christmas
time and the whole town vacates right she's so fucking hot i think her name is amanda
she didn't remember anyway so the town's empty and so she calls me not on the cell phone but
on my house phone we didn't have cell phones back then and she said uh hey do you want to come over
and spend the night and i'm'm like, oh, shit.
This is fucking awesome.
And she's a chick I hung out with like five hours a day at the coffee shops, right?
And I'd go to the beach with and hang out with.
She's part of just my crew.
And I'm like, holy shit, it's going to happen.
So I go over to her house and she's in and she's like, OK, we hang out for a little bit.
She's like, let's go to bed.
So we climb into her bed together and I take a bunch of shit out of my pocket to set on her dresser and i was like a dirty hippie like i
had long hair and i was barefoot and i was wearing the cord you're santa cruz california no this is
in santa barbara santa barbara yes and she sees me take out of my pocket there's a condom and she
goes what's that for i go i don't know uh you know just in case And she fucking made me go sleep in the living room. That was it. I was fucked. No!
Wow!
Get the fuck out.
Go sleep in there.
I didn't.
I went home.
I was like, fuck this.
I would have gone home, too.
But, I mean, I guess maybe she expected, like, you could have got, like, a finger bang or maybe, you know,
BJ or something and maybe put her off.
I would have gone with a cuddle.
I know, but that's what she probably.
No, but she saw the cond impression yeah she probably thought i got
kicked to the curb and that was the i think that's the closest i ever got to a one-night stand
i mean no my current wife i i courted her for five years i wrote a screenplay it's called five
years to fornication five years to fornication now that is a screenplay that i need to be the star of uh i like that
that's a movie i like uh no but i i like i said i haven't had a ton of one night stands because i
still you know it's still kind of awkward uh and it's just scary with all the you know diseases
and stuff like that you know you don't just be raw dogging random chicks not that you've
maybe you're just brainwashed maybe you're brainwashed by that too like i was terrified of aids too and now like if you scratch the surface people
be like hey that was another fauci fucking i know he gave azt to these people that you know
cancer medicine that that didn't work that was like uh knowingly killing people so that i mean
that his handling of everything dr fauci is literally like an evil
villain i mean i'm not just saying that he is not
a good person um i appreciate your time on sunday morning oh you had the you had the island boy sing
a song to your mom yes i did yes i did i know i had him sing a tribute and people like oh you know
uh listen my mom and i were cameo you did that through Cameo? You did that through Cameo?
And I'm on Cameo now.
For 20 bucks, you can buy me on Cameo, and I'll sing you a song like this.
But yes, I got the Island Boys because my mom was so funny.
She was like me, and it sucks because I'm an only child.
And my mom, you know, her parents are passed away.
Well, actually, her mom was still alive, but she wasn't close to their mom.
They had a falling out.
So it's kind of sad.
My mom and I were really close.
I'm really close to my dad, too, but I was just best friends with my mom.
She's my biggest fan.
She's the reason why I'm funny.
And so I do this.
People are like, oh, it's being insensitive.
My mom would love this.
My mom would laugh at this.
My mom had the best sense of humor in the world.
I mean, that's where I get my sense of humor.
I am, boy. I'm up. I am, boy.
I'm so sorry about Kelly's thing.
I was so sorry about Kelly's thing.
You was killed at the Baylor Hospital.
Okay, old Paul Medical.
That is so damn sad.
It should have been better.
Wow.
It's so damn sad about times.
I'm going to keep it all peace to you.
Oh, rest in peace to you
I know it touch everyone's heart
I know it touch everyone's heart
Oh, primetime number 99
Oh, Alex Osteen, go off
I'm so sorry about your mom
I hopefully pick yourself up
Hopefully you understand
Oh, Kelly Steen, oh yeah
You like the island girl, yeah
Oh, you in heaven, girl, oh yeah And remembering Kelly Steen, no yeah. You like the island girl, yeah. Oh, you in heaven, girl, yeah.
And remembering Kelly Steen.
R.I.P.
All wishes to y'all, man.
We just want to say I'm so sorry due to the poor medical treatment by the nurses and doctors.
That's not good.
Hey, but the island boys are with you at heart, man.
Keep going.
Keep going.
That's crazy since they're
so sincere they crushed it they crushed it they crushed it they crushed that they did that because
they lost their dad as a young kid that's why they probably feel sympathetic but if you notice one of
the pictures my mom had just a nose thing on when she had that on we were talking like she just had
a shortness of breath she went from that to dead like so fat it made no sense i mean that's when we were talking
to him no remdesivir no everything and then literally like the third night i get there
because i can only be there from one to four in the afternoon and they really only stay for 30
minutes but i stayed you know longer i get there on the third day and she's like tied to the bed
and she has this new thing taped to her face that's like that's where she wasn't it things
that was the second day i mean things were bad but they weren't like we were talking dude we were we were sitting there having a
milkshake like it was not it was not good she was not in good shape she felt she has shortness of
breath she had breathing trouble dude when they gave her that remdesivir and they started giving
her that her body just shut down ladies and gentlemen this will not be the last time i at least i'll try
to have alex stein on again i hate to be low vibrational like that guys they know that's
that low vibration fuck i know but it's sad no what i'm saying is is uh i'm gonna i'm the people
that did this to my mom and this is another thing is i would you know take back any anything i'd
give anything i've gotten since my mom passed away, you know, back to have her back.
But knowing that I'd gone through that, like watching her die in my arms, you know, having that feeling is I know in my life that there's nothing I will face that will be as hard as that.
I mean, one day my dad will die. Obviously, that will be just as hard.
But saying other than those two things, I've already walked through the shadow of the valley of death.
You know what I mean? I've already seen the devil. I've already danced with him.
So now, I mean, I'm not I'm the valley of death. You know what I mean? I've already seen the devil. I've already danced with him. So now, I mean,
I'm not, I'm not afraid of anything. Like I know my life's going to be hard,
but there's nothing you can say, Oh, Alex, uh, don't like to myself.
Oh, Alex, you know, I don't feel like doing that.
I didn't feel like walking in that hospital every day and watching my mom die
and I had to do it. So there's nothing else that, that I can, that,
that I will go through that is as hard as
that. So it is toughening me up for the rest of my journey. And because of that, it's going to
make me tougher and, and, uh, make me more successful. Thank you for the humbling experience.
I just accidentally clicked the link and went over to your station and saw you have five times
as many viewers as me. All my hard work, Alex. I know. And we use your stream. I just sniped
your stream and uh and i
made about 200 bucks thank you for all the people that donated oh no i'm so happy for your success
julian uh odessa odessa rules uh chaser senior boru fat planet uh a lot a lot of donations wow
i can't believe it thank you guys i'll see you guys this evening uh having brian friend on we're
going to talk about the crossFit semifinals shit like that
Fikowski Annie Thor's daughter all that stuff
Alex Stein you the