The Sevan Podcast - #334 - Live Call In Show
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I got my CEO shirt yesterday. i'm so pumped oh it's nice
i didn't think i could like a shirt that much i haven't liked a shirt that much since i don't know
second grade damn it's a sweet shirt oh oh there we go
we use this software called stream yard stream yard like when you pee it leaves a stream
yard like where you keep the dog backyard and sometimes it has a little bit of a lag actually
i i shouldn't even blame the software who knows if it's a software but it's just the whole
connectivity good morning actually thank you it's the whole connectivity. Good morning, Ashley. Thank you. It's the whole connectivity with YouTube.
This morning we have David Onama.
I just realized that if you change the N to a B,
it would be David Obama.
I never realized that before.
UFC Featherweight.
Amazing, amazing dude. Uh, amazing,
amazing dude,
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Ooh, I'm a little slow this morning.
You know, usually when my alarm goes off in the morning, it's like I've already been awake for two minutes.
Like I'm like synced up to it.
And this morning I actually heard it go off, which was weird because I went to bed so early last night.
I normally don't go to bed till like midnight and then I get up at six.
I do like six hours sleep.
But last night I went to bed like at 9 30 someone did you get the edible bouquet i sent
to your house for increasing your risk of covid by another one risk of buying i don't know what
that means but no i did not get it please resend ohio or bella depending on your sex yes oh okay
one of those is for boys one of those is for girls
I wonder what's going on where's David I kind of like being on the show before the guests get on
the show as opposed to getting on at the same time uh this guy David Onama he trains with uh
James Krause who he had on the show he's a really cool dude when I trains with James Krause, who he had on the show. He's a really cool dude.
When I think of James Krause, I think of a guy.
He's a 171-pound fighter, but he's also an amazing coach.
And more and more and more people all over the MMA community are talking about what a great coach James Krause is.
I'm kind of new to this scene.
I've only been following for like 10 years.
But Krause is, I think he's on a six fight win streak as 171 pound fighter but he says he
gets way way more pleasure watching his fighters win we had james on the show he's cool as shit
he's not just cool when i think of him i think of him as an investor which is kind of funny i just
i always hear about all the great things he's done with his money and how he's setting his life up to
be independently wealthy so um no i do not have any fight training. I have zero zeros. I mean, I mean, you know, just stupid
little things that, um, maybe every boy does take a little bit of Taekwondo. I took a bunch of,
uh, striking classes. I wrestled in high school a little bit, but nothing, nothing. And I, and I, I wrestled a lot with my sister as
a kid and with other kids, a lot like backyard shit. I mean like a lot, like every day, a lot
for years and years and years, but nothing, nothing. I, I, I like, I like it. I like wrestling
with my boys. I like that kind, all that physical, like, stuff.
I'm really sensitive these days, though, to my back.
My last back injury, like, three years ago has made it so it's, like, made me.
When I take my kids to jujitsu, I'm like, oh, that looks so fun to roll around with the boys on the mat and some of the other guys.
I just don't want to get, like, stuck.
I got stuck last time I hurt my back for a few days.
It was weird.
Yeah, it is my birthday, Jared.
Yes, March 16th, 1972.
Today I am 50 years old.
Yep, 50.
I wonder what it's like for my mom and my dad to have a 50-year-old kid.
So weird. Can't imagine to have a 50 year old kid. So weird.
Can't imagine my kids being 50 years old.
Am I on the wrong day?
Is this guy showing up?
Maybe this guy's not showing up.
It's been a while since no one showed up.
What show is this?
Where is everyone?
Where's,
where's the guy with good features?
Caleb.
Where's will.
Where's where's what's the other guy's name? Who runs the show? Matt Sousa. Where's that dude? Where's the guy with good features, Caleb? Where's Will? What's the other guy's name who runs the show?
Matt Souza.
Where's that dude?
Where's the boss?
Should I just start with my live call-in show?
Man, I have so much good stuff.
Like my dad says, you know how old you are when your kids start looking old.
Yeah, no shit, right?
No shit.
No shit.
are when your kids start looking old yeah no shit right no shit i'm excited i think we're gonna have liver king on the podcast very very very soon uh he did a
podcast yesterday with uh paul saladino i think that's his very first podcast ever. Oh, good morning, mom. Thank you.
It does not feel good to have a 50 year old son. Ha, you know, it does. I can't, I'm, I'm excited for my kids to be 50. I hope I'm, I hope I'm still alive. Ooh, I don't like to think of that. Um,
they're waiting for you to give me the sunglass purchase info for these are you talking about
these these are uh you can't get these i don't think these are custom prescription
uh it's some fancy brand oh here we go these are custom prescription louis vuitton glasses made in italy
and when the guy you can't tell when they're not on me but the bottom is clear i'll put them on for
you the bottom is clear and the top is super dark and the guy when he made these prescription lenses
for me oh shit i forgot my phone again he made them so that i could um uh look at my cell phone
through the bottom here with no shade,
but I could also be out in super bright lights.
I have so many prescription glasses.
I don't think it's the kind of stuff that makes me –
I have so many, it makes me uncomfortable to talk about.
It's like, whoa.
It's like someone who had too many cats.
Like, ooh, that's too many cats.
I don't think this guy's coming on.
I don't think this guy is coming on.
We checked in with him yesterday.
Maybe I gave him the wrong link.
Let me try that.
Let me try that one more time.
Invite.
Copy to clipboard. We have his number here david onama david we're looking forward to
chatting with you tomorrow morning at 7 a.m uh-oh he never responded to that
okay i'll send him the link again we are live, brother.
708 AM on the west coast of the United States, Pacific Standard Time.
It's funny.
100 shows ago.
I wonder when this went away. 100 shows ago, I'd be like really nervous and sweating that the guest didn't show up.
Now, for some reason, I give two dicks.
Two shits.
Two something.
Oh, man.
I'll tell you something bad that happened.
So we have a, I mean, bad relative. relative it's not i don't live in ukraine
but we have a um we have a youtube channel called sevan subclips and it's it's listed
underneath a different email account it's listed under like my email account is sevan matosi in a
gmail and it's listed under matosi and sevan i don't know why why i have two gmail accounts
but i probably did it like to get an extra Instagram account or something like that.
And basically, basically what happened, uh, last, last night I was, uh, Susan and I were looking at
the sub clip station and trying to figure out why it's not a channel if you're figuring out why it's
not getting any traffic and what we need to do to, to, to kind of beef it up a little bit. And I was messing around with my login on YouTube and now on my computer in my
house, which is the one I do most of my like work, work on, like don't disturb me work.
Uh, I can't get into my YouTube or into my, uh, Gmail, which really sucks. Really, really,
really sucks. It just keeps saying error does anyone
know why that is but i can't on this and i can't on my phone at first i thought my account got
hacked that would be really bad uh what's up with danny what's up with seven praising danny spiegel
for her high morals uh we invited her on the show one time and i or susan invited her on the show
and i think she she made some comment. I believe
that, uh, she's doing a podcast with someone else, the memes guy, her, I think she, I think
she said this, don't quote me on this, but I think she said she's doing a podcast with the
memes guy and Alex Smith, who I'd like to get on the show also. Um, and she said that she had
different morals and values than me. And then when I went over to her Instagram account, her profile picture was her in a bikini with her legs open pointed at the camera, which I thought was fascinating.
Maybe I better look up the word morals.
I don't think I have any morals.
I don't know what those even are.
I don't have a gender or morals.
are i don't have a gender or morals uh morals a lesson especially one concerning what is right or prudent that can be derived from a story a piece of information or an experience i guess
i have morals i don't believe in hurting kids i believe that the right thing to do is to take
care of take care of our kids i think it's important to, what was the one? Love thy neighbor. Give me an example of love thy neighbor. Yesterday I was at the skate park and a guy pulled up with his two sons and I hadn't seen them in eight months and I was in my car.
like this guy and I like his two kids a lot when they're there and of course I like them because they're nice to my kids so I got out of my car and I went over to him and I just made contact
you know just like hey what's up dude your kids look great and then they did look great
good to see you we've already been here for two hours we're leaving but I always like seeing you
because it was how I felt but it would have been just easier just to drive away with my kids but
I just I don't know maybe that's just adult shit but i like to spread
the love um not forced though not weird like if you don't want to be loved like fine like i would
like if like i'm not i'm not trying to make anyone's day great but um i i i like to be um
recognized but i i don't want anyone taking my time.
Do you know what I mean?
And by recognized, I mean let's say you're walking by someone and they smile at you and give you a nod.
Like you're being recognized, and then you smile at them, and it's like just that kind of recognition goes a long way with me.
With everyone, that's why I think it's so important. Like when you see homeless people, like there's these when you see drug addicts and they're categorized as homeless people, I think it's important to look at them, make eye contact with them when they make them ask you for money.
You say good morning, good afternoon. You know, you just say something to them. People just want to be acknowledged. I think I do not want to be, but it's important. This guy's not showing up.
What sucks is
a few minutes before the show starts,
like 30 minutes before the show starts,
probably around 6.30 in the morning,
I start doing the show in my head.
And,
hi Victor, good morning.
And so then I get here
and I'm already doing the show
and I'm ready for them to come on.
You know what I mean? Like I'm on the treadmill and I'm ready and I'm already doing the show and I'm ready for them to come on. You know what I mean?
Like I'm on the treadmill and I'm ready and I'm ready to do the show.
And then about a minute ago, I noticed I was leaving the show.
Like I'm not, I'm not ready.
So if he popped on now, it'd be kind of fucked.
It was like, now I don't want him to come on.
Not, not, I don't want him to come on, but like my brain has already shifted gears.
Do you know what I mean by that?
It's like um
i don't know i can't explain it no i don't take it as he's blowing me off i really don't i really don't just scheduling shit i'm easy i'm easy i'm so easy i don't i don't take it that way
at all he was so cool he was he was great to text with he was super
responsive in the um in the dms all right guess what i'm gonna do i'm gonna put my phone number
up here bam i have a show with a phone number who do i think i am oh here i could do this i
have time to do this today i have some great great stuff, by the way, in my notes for my live call-in show.
I think you guys are going to like some of this stuff.
So that's good.
I'm always working on a live call-in show.
Oh, yeah, I have something good for you guys this morning.
It's a good way to start your morning.
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oh
you guys seen this oh it's too much i can't what can I do?
There's a guy out there named Ben Garvey.
Oh, I really need help for this show.
There's a guy out there named Ben Garvey.
I think his name is Ben Garvey.
Anyway, he hates me.
He has a blog.
He has like, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a crazy, crazy woke account.
He doesn't just hate me.
He hates a lot of people. I'm in good company.
Like he was ripping on all sorts of people in the CrossFit community, basically who aren't
standing up for what's right. But anyway, he has a documentary coming out called Rosa.
And it's, and I was looking at the trailer. Oh, I can't wait to show you guys that on my
next live calling show. It's so funny is that documentary gonna end rosa my goodness
here
i realized uh for those of you who are watching this i realized
someone sent me this the other day if you see see Spider-Man, I've got bad news for you.
Oops.
It's the gay test.
If you see Spider-Man, I got bad news. I don't think that's bad news.
It just sucks if you see Spider-Man.
I saw Spider-Man.
If you see Spider-Man, it should be, it doesn't need that.
I've got bad, it's not bad news if you're gay.
Just makes life a little more challenging.
Do you guys think that if...
Oh, I can't even do this.
I'm not signed into my Instagram account.
No wonder.
No wonder.
All right, this show's gone to shit now maybe i should start sweating oh good thank you i can't do the, I can't do my, uh, Hey, good morning.
Good morning.
Shit.
Good morning.
Try it like this.
Oh, there we go.
You get it.
Hey, good morning.
I can't sign into my Instagram account.
It's the same problem I had yesterday because I need my phone to punch in the security code
and I left my phone in the house.
What a shit show.
You know, I actually saw Spider-Man on that. I'm not phone to punch in the security code. And I left my phone in the house. What a shit show. You know,
I actually saw Spider-Man on that.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah.
Me too.
Me too.
Me too.
But I think that the line go out,
you want to go out.
You saw Spider-Man.
I saw Spider-Man.
You want to go out?
Sure,
man.
Birthday dinner.
I'll take you.
We'll get some tofu and fucking,
you know,
drink some ice shakes or something. I don't know. Well, if I saw Spider-Man,
does that mean I need to call California hormones?
Right. Yes. I don't think, I don't think that's going to change anything.
That's just going to make our date better.
We're still rolling with the date, bitch.
Hey, uh, I have this, uh, Logan, I have this uh logan i have this uh friend um who ordered a uh he ordered
he was having supposed to have a party at his house on monday right for 50 people yeah and he
ordered this big huge like catered mexican like dinner with like all fresh guacamole they they
do all the pork and steak and all that stuff, cook it all up right there.
And he decided he didn't want to have it, but he had already paid for it. So he's like,
hey, you can just have it. So I just switched it over to my house today.
So I moved it from Monday. It was supposed to be Monday at his house,
and I switched it to Wednesday at my house.
Oh, so you're having a party. I thought you were just having the food. Awesome, dude.
Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Well, I don't know how much of a party it is i mean like my mom and dad will be there
shit like that yeah don't get it we'll all be there i get it i understand this is a low-key
invite for everybody here yeah we'll just we'll find your uh we'll find your address on google
map and everybody will just show up don't worry about it we'll we'll be there we'll be there
uh hey did you see that that Instagram clip of that guy?
I think it was a UFC fighter.
I don't remember his name, but he was asked,
what would you say to an overweight version of,
I don't remember what his name was,
who's sitting on the couch watching this right now.
I don't know.
Oh, is his name Roundtree?
He started crying after he won,
and he said he used to weigh 300 pounds, and he can't believe the turnaround in his life.
And he wants to tell his story now before he gets famous. Is that who you're talking about? Roundtree?
Khalil Roundtree? Is it Khalil Roundtree?
It's some tone black dude. I know he's sponsored by Venom. I don't remember his name.
It's on Paper Street Coffee. Posted it on their story.
Like, you know what I'm talking about?
Could you find that?
Or maybe not.
Maybe, but I can show you.
I can show you.
Oh, he's, damn, someone already scooped him up.
As soon as he said that, he said he lost 100 pounds and he was starting to cry.
And he said he wants to talk about his story.
And I immediately DM'd him.
Khalil Roundtree jr
discusses turning his life around after finding mma and how he's lost 100 pounds in 11 months
hey isn't that the girl's name on morning chaka uh the the kalisi isn't her name khalil
i have no fucking idea i don't read that khalil yeah but she's the interviewer girl with the big
old eyes and she always has tons of, like her
eyelashes look really thick. She has tons of mascara
on or something. Is mascara the stuff you
put on your eyes?
I don't know. You're the one asking
to go on a date with me, so I think
you can answer that question perhaps.
Her name is Khalil.
I know that's her name. I know.
I know. God, this guy's name is
so great. Wyatt B. Gay. God, I wish we were friends. I'd love I know. God, this guy's name is so great. Wyatt B. Gay.
God, I wish we were friends.
I'd love to say your name every day.
Her name is...
Dude.
I call her the Khaleesi.
That's another graphic we need.
I want to show...
Do you remember when I was throwing temper tantrums?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would show all the dragons.
Yeah.
I need one of the Khaleesi walking out of that building, burning naked. I would love
to show that on the regular. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be great for YouTube. Oh, Lauren Khalil. Oh,
that guy's first name. Khalil Roundtree is her last name. Her name is Lauren Khalil.
His name is Khalil Roundtree. That can only mean
that one of them fakes their name.
One of them has a fake name.
Every name is fake.
I played this...
Along with her gender.
Her gender is definitely fake.
I think Brian asked me if I wanted
to have her on the show and I said yeah. I don't know if
he was just like teasing me.
Oh yeah. Lauren Khalilil she spells it different than um than he does hey did you see the o'keefe interview i did a part of it uh first quarter oh yeah there it is someone i i
guess i said in there that all my kids friends are dipshits i want to say not all of them there's a
couple of them that aren't.
Someone told me, hey, that was a little harsh.
And I'm not walking it back because it's harsh.
I'm just walking it back.
The sounds that come from your phone are so weird.
I'm trying to remember to mute it when I'm not talking,
and it's not working very well, and it probably makes things worse.
Yeah, it reminds me of a horror movie.
Well, that could be a backdrop.
Just pretend that terrible things are going on in my background.
It's just normal.
No.
This is a Biden America.
This is Biden America, Siobhan.
Just live with it.
Give me three more years.
No, no.
Because there are some kids that come over to my house
that are good kids but but but we have but we filter them if they're not good kids i don't i
don't want them at my house like the bad kids suck man it sucks that there's bad kids
that i'm not trying to derail you but that clip with that guy that lost all that weight just, like, kind of broke down. It was really emotional.
Like, I used to be pretty overweight.
And, dude, it really, it strikes home.
Because, like, there is a fork in the road.
Like, when you lose weight, you're on a completely different track.
There's a fork in your mouth.
That's the problem.
There's a fork in your mouth.
Not in the road. I'm going to put a fork in your mouth. That's the problem. There's a fork in your mouth, not in the road.
I want to put a fork up your ass.
So tell me, why did it hit home?
What's the fork in the road?
It's crazy.
When you're overweight, you have almost like this frame or this vision where you see things and you think, I can't do that because this.
And it always has something to do with your weight.
Everything is always framed from your weight.
And that's why like,
it pisses me off when I see this fat acceptance thing,
there is a complete,
and I'm totally open to this being a problem with me and not being a weight
thing.
And I understand it's all framed and I can get over it.
I can be like,
I can be like,
Hey,
live your life.
But I mean,
you're still consequences, but like there's a fork in the road and when you lose that
weight every everything that happens from that point is a reaction from losing all that weight
i wouldn't have give me an example of something you can't. Give me an example of something you can't do. Give me an example of something you can't do. Yeah, well, I wouldn't have walked up to the girl that's my wife
if I had been 280 pounds. I was 200 pounds
then, and I felt great, so I walked up to the girl that's now my wife.
That would not have happened. I would have probably
reframed it, and this is going to sound bad, but I probably would have gone for
somebody. My confidence reframed it and this is going to sound bad but I probably would have gone for somebody
my confidence
would have been lower that's all I'm trying to say
and like when your confidence is lower
it affects every single decision you make
and it is just a crazy
compound interest like
it's like
you either have a negative compound
interest every day of your life or
a positive compound interest every day of your life or a positive compound interest every day of your life.
And for me,
a big factor was losing the weight and it just changed all my confidence.
And now, I mean, I don't, life's not perfect.
You move on to the next thing, but dude, it's, it's fucking awesome.
If you're somebody who's on the couch and that guy motivated you,
or that guy crying, didn't motivate you, I'm serious.
If you get up and you lose that weight,
it will have all sorts of crazy effects and things you don't even realize
that are holding you back because of your weight, 100%.
I don't think, it would be really hard to imagine being really overweight and having the confidence I have right now.
And maybe again, I'm open to that being a problem with me, but it's something you can change.
You can act on.
What's worse, the sounds coming from Logan's background or yesterday um sammy in the background of uh
maddo keeps called the entire time i kind of want to go back and listen to that podcast and just
let's find out what she's talking about the whole time she's like talking like for an hour and a
half in the background there yeah i can tell they're bothered you could you man. It was like one of the first things you said to them.
You said, yeah, they better be doing million-dollar deals in the background, man.
Hey, you know what's funny, too, is it just shows what an arrogant, pompous douche I've turned into.
Like, 200 podcasts ago, I just would have just been like, oh, my God, I can't believe Matt O'Keefe's on.
Now I'm like, fuck this guy.
Does he have no respect for me with having fucking someone talk in the background?
Just completely. Well, that's why I'm here. I'm here to, like, get this guy. Does he have no respect for me with having fucking someone talking in the background? Just completely.
Well, that's why I'm here. I'm here to
get you used to the background noise.
It's fucking
sounds like
animals getting murdered, which it's not.
It's not animals getting murdered.
Not today, everybody.
Can I read you something?
Go for it. It's your show.
Okay, thank you.
From the Tao Te Ching, number eight. Go for it. In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep on the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don't try to control.
In work, do what you enjoy.
In family life, be completely present.
When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you.
Number eight.
Damn, this book is good.
Society treats fat people different, in my opinion. When I was fat, i didn't get the attention i did oh yeah of course they should treat everyone gets treated differently if you're 100 pounds
overweight i saw something the other day someone said about being um if you can't control what's
in your mouth why should what you put in your mouth why should anyone trust you with anything
and uh they all it was there was also if you if you once you can't control
what you put in your mouth you can control everything else everything else is easy
dude everyone everyone gets treated for a different for everything when you have this
gray beard the world's actually a little bit nicer to you and easier to you you could sneak
into fucking the crisscross concert no one's questioning you and when i was 100 pounds overweight
let me do Mr.
Mars.
Let me tell you one more thing.
No one wants their kid date in a fat person.
No one's like,
Oh,
here's my beautiful daughter.
I want her with a dude who's a hundred pounds overweight.
No one wants that.
Nobody wants that.
You're basically burning your,
and let me tell you what something else.
No one else wants.
No one else wants to,
no one wants to date a drug addict.
So if you and your girlfriend like smoke weed every single day together you guys kind of hate each other
no one wants to be with someone who smokes weed every day no one wants to be with anyone who's
addicted to anything even this coffee we all really want to be with someone who's really
really fucking cool and who isn't who who isn't, who's independent.
No one wants to be with the person
who's addicted to weed, addicted to coke.
No one wants to be with the person
who drinks every day.
No one.
We're all assessing different data points
about different people.
When we first meet somebody,
you kind of take a lot of things at face value.
And I know it's not good to do this, but so's like you said you don't want somebody dating a fat or you're
don't want your kid dating a fat person like listen like yeah some person's gonna hear that
take it out of context and get triggered but at the same time it's like you're taking how would
they take it how would they take it out of context what do you mean give me an example how that would
be out of context someone's gonna take that and say they're gonna imagine in their mind the nicest like saintly fat person they've ever met and uh they're gonna frame
it as you hate that person or something like that it's not that you hate that person you don't want
to imagine someone who's you don't want your 137 pound daughter um being fucked on the couch by a
dude who's 420 pounds you just don't want it
it's your it's your princess you probably don't want her getting fucked anyway but if she is
getting it you want it to be by a man who respects himself it just is like it's it's not
it's it's just like i wouldn't it's just like i want my boys to be in clean clothes, and I want them to have a nice car.
It's not for a superficial reason.
It's because it's better.
Yeah, I said it.
It's better.
And I'm saying we're taking data points at face value, and then this person, I mean, if they're overweight, granted, yeah, sure.
It doesn't matter how cool.
Even if they're overweight, granted, yeah, sure. It doesn't matter how cool. Like not even, even if, even if they're dating the fucking Buddha.
You, you, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't want your loved ones with someone who's obese.
It's a sickness.
It's a fucking sickness.
They're a carbohydrate addict and then they're also sick and they're going to die prematurely.
You know, their brain's not working properly.
It's just, it's a, it's a leading indicator on so much bad shit and hardship.
Now that doesn't mean that you like the the the fat person any less i'm not i'm not suggesting that like i don't i don't care if my friend i don't like my skinny friends more than i like
my fat friends i love them equally i'm just saying like what you would want for your kids
you want your kids to be with someone who has everything in their life in control and when
you look at that at the data point of gluttony or this or this or this yeah so and you know that
they're and you know that they're gonna die when they're when they're 62 and my kid's gonna be like
my daughter's gonna be all like fuck that sucks like like you want a mate who like takes care of
themselves so you can like grow old together i hope like i got up this morning and i hear my wife say happy birthday and i'm just thinking to myself man i need to take care of themselves so you can like grow old together. I hope like I got up this morning and I hear my wife say happy birthday.
And I'm just thinking to myself, man,
I need to take care of myself for her so like I can be around for her.
When I lost weight, people said they liked, uh, they liked fat Logan better.
And, uh, people said that. Yeah. Yeah.
And a lot of it was because I was an extreme pushover and i thought and it
was because i didn't like myself that much oh right so i would kind of i'd let people treat
me with a lot of disrespect you know like i was the center of all the jokes for a long time and
i still do that to some extent but like at some point like no i just i i appreciated myself so
much more after i took care of myself and i didn I didn't put up with that shit. Like, man, I like fat Logan better. Like,
yeah, I know why, but it's, it's crazy, dude. Everything changes.
I love it, dude. I wasn't, I'm never going back. It's not going to happen.
I have enough tools in my chest. I, it won't happen. Like I've,
I've, I don't know. what was that eight years ago yeah i lost
the weight like eight years ago i got up like i went from 280 to 180 i was doing crossfit and i'm
at like 210 215 now but i'm not like it's been at 210 215 for like three or four years it's just a
comfortable place look at this girl.
This girl, Jeannie Beaver, said to me, happy birthday.
No, no, I'm listening to you.
This girl, Jeannie Beaver, said happy birthday to me.
Is that Caleb's chick?
Is Caleb married?
How could there be a girl with the name?
So he's C. Beaver.
She's J. Beaver.
By the way, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I was wondering too.
Yeah,
I think they're great.
Um,
um,
uh,
when you say you have enough tools in your,
um,
in your toolbox, not to get fat again.
Um,
like what,
what's the tool you have?
Give me an example.
If you don't mind.
Well,
I mean,
I've found that there's literally like a hundred,
but there's like
infinite ways that you can lose weight or not get fat again um like you can be somebody that
counts calories you can be somebody that does keto you can be somebody that just doesn't eat
like everybody's worried about if you don't eat oh that's a eating disorder it's like no it's it's not even on the
fringe anymore fasting you know
like and then
you can exercise like mad
but I mean it's hard to exercise if you're
you know on a negative
trajectory but
it's there's a thousand ways to
skin the cat it's you just really
really gotta want it what I did
when I lost it was i was on this
crazy restrictive diet and i probably ate 1100 to 1000 calories a day for like 40 days
and and that's the diet danielle brandon was on she was eating like 1200 calories a day
yeah i was not working out though i'll tell you that. Hey, is this lady, is she joking? Who's Caleb?
I can't tell.
I hope she's joking because if she's not, she'd be being serious looking in the mirror.
Hey, can you see her picture?
No, I'm not looking at my phone.
Oh, well, if it is Caleb's wife, he scored.
That a girl.
Yeah, man.
I'm going to let you go.
Hey, happy birthday, Saban. Happy 63rd. But yeah, man. I'm going to let you go. Damn.
Hey, happy birthday, Savant.
Happy 63rd.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like I'm 50.
It's crazy.
Yeah, it's great.
Yeah, I think
you're doing something right.
Maybe it's all those
tests you're getting.
Oh, hey, you know what?
I got one more thing.
No.
No?
If you're fat.
No.
If you're fat,
go on Barbell Jobs and search personal trainer or health coach.
Give that a shot.
Yes.
Maybe.
Maybe that'll work.
Or if you're Savan and you're 65 years old and you need to become a little more mobile,
search for a mobility coach.
Yes.
Give that a shot.
You're good, Doug.
Go to Bar Double Job.
Code Siobhan.
It doesn't do anything, but give it a shot.
Bye-bye.
Bye, Logan.
Good morning.
Two beavers on one podcast.
Thank you.
Well said, Heidi.
Damn, that's good.
Two beavers, one podcast.
Okay, let's go back to the phone phone number okay let me i forget what the
can you guys hear this the same attitude wouldn't that help oh no wait wait wait wait let me see
is there's there's i always hear um
i always hear will brands that are tell Caleb, you have to check a certain box,
but I don't see the box. So let's say I go stop sharing screen. Then I go share screen. Then I go
share screen. And then I click on it. Oh, maybe I go to Chrome tabs.
Oh, share to audio. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Share tab audio.
Okay, here we go.
Let me see if you guys can hear this.
Let's see.
With that attitude, there's three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine levels ahead of him
that he can get to.
But what only happened if he goes back and digs in and remembers what it felt like to
not quit until you crack the code to get to the next level.
Can you guys hear that?
Can someone tell me if you can hear that?
He said, crack the code to get to the next level. Can anyone guys hear that? Can someone tell me if you can hear that? He said, crack the code to get to the next level.
Can anyone hear that?
Oh, it's very quiet.
Damn it.
Oh yeah, you can?
Jeff says, yes, you can.
Can you or can't you?
Now my comments are all jacked up.
I can't even see the comments anymore.
Sounds good.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Let me see if I can refresh it
and start from the beginning.
Here we go.
Patrick, bet, David. The same attitude of never can refresh it and start from the beginning. Here we go. Patrick, bet David.
The same attitude of never quitting
that helped him get to that position.
If he continues with that attitude,
there's three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
nine levels ahead of him that he can get to.
But what only happened if he goes back and digs in
and remembers what it felt like to not quit
until you crack the code to get to the next level.
Very annoying.
I'm telling you, very annoying because I'm a byproduct of 20 years every time not thinking
I can get to the next level. And at one point I'm like, screw this next level. I'm content. I'm like,
no, we got to crack this code. And then you crack the code like shit. This is actually cool. This
is actually interesting. But hopefully for you, I hope you're not yet at the point that you're quitting to upgrade to the next level. Yes,
you may, maybe you're a little content right now. You need to hear this message.
Hopefully this kind of pissed you off a little bit and inspired you to say,
I'm done quitting at this level. Maybe I'm going to go 10 more levels before I quit. Great. Keep
continuing to figure out how to get to the next level. You know, it's crazy about that. So could
you guys hear that? Uh, him talking about going to the next level. You know what's crazy about that? So could you guys hear that?
Him talking about going to the next level?
Oh, finishing up his book.
What did you think, Bruce?
Did you like it?
Did you guys hear that about getting to the next level?
I hope you did.
The reason why that's so fascinating
when I see something like that from him
is because when he came on the show, it was one of those moments for me, right?
It's like I work, I work, I work, I work, I work, and then here's a guy who did the exact same thing. He works, he works, he works, he works.
And I don't even know if work is the right – I don't even know if work is the right word, but there was some validation when he came on the show.
At the very end of the show, I asked him why he came on, and it was cool.
It was cool what he said.
And what I thought I wrote him was sincere, but after I sent it, I'm like, holy shit.
That's like – he's going to think I'm a complete fucking goofball.
I want to tell you this for those of you who have kids
with kids it's like that also there's this moment that your kids will be really really really bad
and you won't recognize them and then 30 seconds later they'll be asleep and for my kids that's
like 90 of the time that they're ever bad in 30 seconds they're asleep so they could be screaming
in the car about something just fucking i'm just like like, I don't even recognize my kid. What's he doing?
This isn't Avi. And literally my wife will be like, Hey man, they're really tired. Just be
chill. Go easy on them. And like literally 20 seconds later, they'll be asleep. And it's like
that at home too. Eight 45 at night. I'm trying to brush someone's teeth. I'm trying to like
corral them in bed. They're just bouncing off the walls. And my wife will remind me, hey, they're just really, really tired. And for some reason, when I saw that Patrick Bed David talking about that, it reminded me of that. It's really good when you're about to lose your shit on your kids or anyone to just take a ton of space. Usually you're so close. What is that statement that sunrise happens right before the darkest point of night?
that sunrise happens right before the darkest point of night. And I think the human brain works like that too. Isn't it like as just before you fall asleep at night, your body's producing the
most amount of the chemical that's trying to keep you awake. And then all of a sudden it reaches a
tipping point and you just fall asleep. And I think the same thing is when you wake up in the morning,
that's why it's important to just to wake up naturally and comfortably because right when you wake up in the morning. That's why it's important to just to wake up naturally and comfortably because right when you wake up, there's, I guess there's some chemical your body
puts out, puts out in your brain that keeps you asleep. And right before you wake up, it's putting
out the most of that. So if you get up too early, you're crazy groggy because your brain's trying
its hardest to keep you to sleep. The dark sunrise thing is bullshit. Oh, all right. Well, it sounds
good. It doesn't matter whether
it's bullshit or not sounds good you don't think it's darkest right before the sun comes up no
because yeah you're right i see what you're saying that wouldn't make sense it's got to be when it's
equally distant from sunrise and sunset is that what you're saying somewhere in the middle there
that's when it's the darkest that would make that because it's being blocked by the greatest
portion of the earth is that is that what you're saying either way you're fucking up the story
you guys want to see you guys want to see the youtube video for the rosa documentary it's so
fucking funny can you imagine if you it's a movie talking about like the hope with greg glassman and
and all the racists and everyone being gone and roses coming in as the savior.
But it's so funny.
This guy's invested all – Ben Gar – let me see what this guy's name is.
If you want to see the weirdest YouTube channel of someone who does the exact opposite of what a happy life is, this guy is just 100% blame.
Blame, blame, blame blame blame blame blame blame
all he can do is blame other people it's it's it's amazing let me see if i can see his name
ben garves you can see him on youtube and he's got a blog um i don't even know if i should play
it it's 58 seconds it's so fucking funny it is the wokest shit you've ever heard this guy's so
fucking trapped in his head i wonder if people like this can ever wake up you guys want to see
it you want oh do you want to see it uh bruce yes is that yes you do want to see it i can maybe i
can play let me see oh i go to share screen and then I go to tabs again chrome tab
um there's something different about 2021 oh yeah here it is here it is here it is
and here's what's fascinating to me what you're about to see this is what's so funny in 2019
I was just looking at it the other day and judging people by the colors of
their skin in 2019 there were like i don't know in in the male competition there were like 13 black
athletes and then there's like another 20 that i can't even tell what they are right i can't tell
if they're asian or black or whatever they're from countries like i just i'm just not uh privy even
with my vast background
of travel um to even know i can't even tell literally is that guy asian is that guy black
i can't fucking tell right but in 2019 it was the most eclectic by color and fucking eye type and
whatever the fuck you use to to tell the difference between people um that's ever been in the history
of the crossfit games and that was was Greg Glassman's last year.
It's so fucking funny.
And,
and then this year I think is the whitest year of all time.
I mean,
imagine like those people,
like there was a gym like rocket CrossFit that cared about,
I bet you,
I would like to know what,
what the gay to straight ratio is now too.
I'd like to know all of them and just be like, you fucking idiots.
There was no one more inclusive than Greg Glassman, and there's a variety of reasons for that, and I can – I've gone over it a ton of times.
Homeboy had a chip on his shoulder to help people.
Like it was one of his pathologies.
He overcompensated he wanted to help to all those communities okay here you go this is this i'm gonna play it this is pretty
funny if you guys can't hear it someone make a note in the comments and i'll just stop it 2020
changed everything we've grown as a community we have new leaders, new divisions, and a renewed purpose.
We took a look at ourselves and decided we want to be different.
We know what people see of our sport on TV.
We have a larger community.
No, actually, you have a smaller community.
We have new divisions.
I thought the point was to reduce divisions.
Or does he mean new divisions at the game?
point was is to reduce divisions or does he mean new divisions at the game like now you can now you can uh compete if you're uh if you're uh they have a division for people who are albino with one arm
he is not the same as what we live in the gym every day the support the diversity the diversity
now it's less diverse than ever the CrossFit Games.
Than ever.
Than ever.
The 2009 CrossFit Games had, if you consider diversity by color or skin, which is, who knows what the fuck these people think.
These racist fucks.
But let's go on.
Love, the inclusion, the humanity.
The humanity?
Venture capital?
That's humanity? Venture capital? That's humanity?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
This guy is such a tool.
We want to empower worldviews and journeys we haven't empowered.
We want to see different faces and hear different.
You want to see different faces?
You want to see different faces where?
Go outside.
Oh, thank God, Susie.
You're here.
Dang.
Did he show up?
No.
It's not a big deal, though.
He's a good dude.
I really don't...
Thank you, John Young, for the happy birthday.
John just texted me.
That's why I came on here to say happy birthday
so everybody knew.
Oh, thank you.
Will you hang on one second?
Let me play the rest of this.
Yeah.
Come on.
Well, in 2021, isn't it time we started to tell a different story?
Have you seen this?
This guy fucking has a Rosa documentary.
How is he going to end it now?
A Rosa documentary. How the fuck is that guy gonna end it oh my goodness oh where are you is that your gym across yeah yeah the uh limor president fire academy
actually just walked out they're actually they're still driving away oh wait now you can't see it oh what tell me
um i yes i am i'm fitty i'm fitty um so tell me so what's going on what what were you doing there
the the with the fire department tell me yeah so it's a little more pleasant fire academy so they
come into the gym uh two four days a week so these aren't firefighters these are due to wannabe
firefighters yeah they're still like they're on payroll and stuff because they got it with the academy it's
it's five days a week long from uh 6 a.m to like 6 30 p.m oh shit for how long do they do that
uh this one's accelerated so i think it's 10 weeks but sometimes it's a lateral academy meaning
they're like firefighters from before it it's like eight to 10 weeks.
And normally it would be like 22 to 18 weeks.
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I don't know if they got booed because they weren't vaccinated,
but they didn't have any hiring going on during COVID, that's for sure.
Gotcha. Yeah. Oh, look, there's caleb too oh good job guys 48 minutes in fucking
lost all the listeners already you guys are good dudes hey uh i saw you just um invited roger for
the show tomorrow to confirm thanks for doing that uh just so you guys know roger boyer is
coming on tomorrow he is. He lost 100 pounds.
I think he thinks he's coming on to talk about the great work he's doing in Canada with the indigenous people.
But I'm more interested in his 100-pound weight loss.
I mean, I'm interested in both.
I love the spread of CrossFit to people who – to new people.
I don't give a shit who it is.
I love the spread of it.
Oh my goodness, so many people are wishing me happy birthday in my
text. That is so nice.
Wow.
That's why Caleb
and I came on here to bail you out for a minute
and say happy birthday.
Do we need to just break out in song?
Please. Caleb, happy birthday do we need to just break out in song or please uh caleb can i um god my computer
situation's all screwed up did you hear me complaining about that um yeah i'm out go ahead
caleb i heard you complaining about it on my way home yeah oh hey is that girl your wife yeah holy shit good job
dude was it genie yeah yeah that's her yeah that dress is crazy that's her picture that's her
linkedin photo it's no shit holy shit that's a great dress um it's like a summer dress right it's like yeah it's so cool it's
pretty it's pretty hot yeah send me a link to that i'm gonna get that for my wife okay it's
probably on amazon or something honestly even better cheaper the better so if she doesn't
want it anymore just send it over to me you have my address okay yeah yeah hey i got my um um i got my ceo
shirt did you get yours caleb not yet mail doesn't come till later today so oh yeah you're in the
military i think you guys are like second class citizens you guys don't get it till we get
everything last everything just shows up last like i swear the delivery guy shows up at like
10 p.m sometimes and sometimes on sunday they'll
just like oh yeah we forgot about you on saturday so we'll just deliver it on sunday
um want to become famous by followers primes viewers on so when i see this i what do i how
do i block that dude oh i can't block block him. I don't think you can block it.
Oh, that's a trip.
Maybe that's how everybody gets their followers.
Maybe we need to start looking into that.
Maybe that's... My Sevan Matosin account is just plummeting.
I wonder if it's because I'm not buying followers.
Probably.
Yeah, it has nothing to do with the shadow ban.
That's for sure.
Hey, Caleb, are you staying on for a while?
Yeah, I can stay on for a little bit.
Can I send you my notes?
Sure.
And then we do some – I'm only going to stay on for another 30 minutes, 40 minutes.
Yeah, that's the CEO shirt. It's dope right that is dope it's a good picture
it's a great picture it is i just took it while i was sitting watching my son play tennis
the sun flare the sun flare really does it yeah that's just a filter it's not a real sun flare
no it is it is it is it is the sun's setting behind me i'm sitting there
oh my gosh and i think it's a great i think it's a great angle of my nose It is. The sun's setting behind me. I'm sitting there.
Oh my gosh.
And I think it's a great,
I think it's a great angle of my nose.
Kelly.
Good morning.
Hello.
I knew it wasn't.
You're not Kelly.
Are you?
No.
Yeah.
I think I called him last time.
And he asked about Kelly.
Oh yeah. That's right.
Cause my caller ID.
Yeah.
Does Kelly wear summer dresses?
Uh, my mom. Oh, but yeah. Yeah. Does Kelly wear summer dresses? My mom.
Oh, but yeah.
How old's your, how old's your mom?
She's 55.
Ah, right. Right. My, right. My age range, right. My age range.
Please send her a link to the show.
As of today.
I will.
I think you'd be proud. I think you'd be proud of your mom. If,
if me and her were dating,
is she with your dad still?
Yeah,
she's with my dad.
Maybe you wouldn't be proud of her.
Nevermind.
We're off to a rough start.
I could just be a neighbor who admires your mom.
And that,
that makes your dad realize how good he has it.
He needs that.
He needs that.
A little reality check. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone needs that he needs that little reality check yeah yeah yeah
everyone needs that like you haven't looked at your wife like like she's a piece of meat in a
month and you see some other dude looking at like a piece of meat you're like shit i better start
looking at her like a piece of meat start buying her flowers something get a fork put a fork in it
yeah hey uh i want to can you see your screen, Mr. Fink?
No, I'm on the phone, but I can – I'm actually on my office, so I can pull it up where I can.
I wonder if – oh, shoot. So now I can't see. Wow, shit. I need to see my notes too.
There is a – Caleb, did you get the –
Yes, I got them.
Okay, down on the bottom there somewhere, it says it wasn't an apple.
Do you see that?
It wasn't an apple.
It's an Instagram.
I saw this yesterday.
I was dying.
I don't know how i never thought of
this oh it that one got removed oh it did yeah are you kidding me yeah i got a 404 page and i found
oh shit can you google that and see it wasn't an apple and see what you find just you can look it
up yeah it wasn't an apple oh it's it's an epic photo. Okay, caller, what's up, brother?
How are you?
I'm good, I'm good.
Are you calling to save the show or what's up?
Just to say hi, just to call in.
I actually started a book today called The Art of Seeing.
Very interesting.
Who's the author?
Aldous Huxley.
Oh, damn.
He wrote Brave New World. Yes, sir. And The Doors ofuxley. Oh, he, uh, he wrote brave new world.
Yes,
sir.
I know the doors of perception.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
I read brave new world in college.
I mean,
it wasn't for college,
but I was in college and I read a great book.
Changed my perspective on a lot of things.
Art of seeing,
uh,
it,
well,
if you know,
like,
I don't know how much you know about him or not,
but he was,
it is a generative degenerative eye condition
to where he was almost
he's pretty much
legally blind
and
he talks about
how the conventional
methods of
like wearing glasses
is just masking
the symptoms
but you can actually
train yourself
train your eyes
to
adapt to
see like
to relearn how to see
properly it's really interesting do you wear glasses? So, bring your eyes to adapt to see, like, to relearn how to see properly.
It's really interesting.
Do you wear glasses?
I used to wear glasses.
Did you practice the protocol and you got it?
Actually, that's why I started this book.
Like, I just stopped wearing them.
And, like, I just didn't feel like
like i felt like my eyesight was getting worse like it was degenerating like nothing was being
done to like retrain my eyes so to speak it's like kind of like if you break your leg you're
not going to go around on crushes the rest of your life or you might have to but you can learn how to
like rehab it and you know the eyes are part of the body,
just like anything else.
And he's basically saying that through this method,
but it's called the Bates method.
You can like retrain the connection and the pathways on how to,
how to see,
which I think it's really interesting.
Yeah,
that is interesting.
I just started it.
So I didn't get into the exercise part of it,
like actually how to do it.
I just read the first couple chapters of the philosophy behind it.
I suspect that there's some truth to it.
I do too.
Because it's just the orthodox method of looking at it is, you know, there's nothing that can be done with your eyes basically like oh you
have to wear glasses the rest of your life but whereas if you have something else that's wrong
with you like say a heart condition like oh go exercise more or change your diet like there's
but somehow with the eyes like the only body part that they that are just sliding off is you can't fix it. You can't cure it.
Um, there is a, uh, I was in, um, uh, Africa once I was in South Africa once.
And, um, uh, with Greg and, and a bunch of people from CrossFit, we were meeting with
Tim Noakes and there were some really, really amazing people at that meeting.
And there were these two.
Ophthalmologists.
Is that, are those the eye doctors? And there were these two ophthalmologists.
Are those the eye doctors?
Optometrists.
And I was sitting at the table with them, and we were talking, and they were basically saying that inflammation is the cells holding water, I guess.
And when your cells in your eyes, when you're inflamed and the cells in your eyes hold water,
it puts a false curvature in the lens of the eye, whatever that is,
in some components of the eye whatever that is in some components of
the eye and that's what causes people to uh get bad vision and they said basically if you go into
ketosis and you basically get you know get off the the carbs refined carbs and added sugars
your body you'll drop a lot of water and uh and your vision will get better and that is actually
when i when i was doing hardcore carnivore for about a month i stopped wearing my glasses for a couple weeks it was crazy
all my everything got good another thing that's a trip is my my my close vision is amazing
like like if i want to like i can see like every little fingerprint in my hand yeah but i need my
glasses kind of to see a little more far away but yeah yeah it's like
once i've changed my diet up a lot that helped too like i started i intermittent fast and then
i also like cut out corn syrup and all that stuff like all the processed foods
like reduce that inflammation travis if you spell my name wrong, you don't need to correct it. I mean, you can correct it.
But if you do, it's fine.
Hey, so
you called in with nothing to say just to
call in?
I mean,
I like our talk. I'm just wondering.
I like our talk.
I guess
just to call in. I'm about to go. I just cleaned up some cat throw up.
And I'm going to go. Oh, dude. That's crazy.
You say that because literally I think it was yesterday's show or the day before.
It's like seconds before I'm on the air. I'm on my hands and knees with resolve cleaning dog vomit.
My kids eat these sogo snacks and they leave the wrapper around and my dog eats it
at night and then in the morning throws them up i so hope they don't kill my dog but um but i think
people only knew like like what i did just 30 seconds before we went live on there i've been
cleaning up so much dog vomit lately yeah and it got in between the jiu-jitsu mats at our house and i had to lift
up all the mats and it was like early in the morning and my back was hurting it was a mess
what do you what do you use what chemical do you use do you use a chemical or just water and soap
what do you use to clean up the dog puke was it on the hardwood floors or carpet or where was it
it was so half of it was on carpet half of it was on the hardwood floor i was like sleeping and i
heard her throwing up so i like picked her up and just threw her onto the hardwood floor. I was like sleeping and I heard her throwing up. So I like picked her up and just threw her
onto the hardwood floor.
Yeah.
That's the worst sound
in the middle of the night.
My girlfriend makes
like an all-purpose cleaner.
Kind of like,
I don't know what she uses,
but sometimes I just have to use like,
I don't even know,
like a little bit of bleach,
but I mostly just use it's like vinegar, water.
And I don't know what you put in it, like in this bottle.
I want to address that one second.
Thank you, Jeffrey.
That's the kind of thing later on today.
My mom's going to send me like a link explaining that all to me.
Watch because I used it wrong.
You're right.
It wasn't a it was that it was in.
I can't pronounce that word.
Ophthalmologist is like diseases of the eye and optometrist is just glasses.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then he was an ophthalmologist, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologist.
Yeah, that's what he was.
What kind of protection do you and your girlfriend use?
Contraception?
Absinthe. No shit. No. protection do you and your uh girlfriend use contraception abstinence no shit no
i mean i asked because i wonder because i wonder if you're using natural products in the like i
want like you know she's making her own cleaner like it's called the it's called the pull and
pray you know you uh you hit the nail on the head like like she tracks everything like she's not on birth
control so like she knows her her timing and everything so does she ever say to you that
she feels her um ovulation like you ever be like oh shit i feel the egg yeah oh yeah yeah she knows
like she she has everything like trapped she's like an ass too what'd you say
she's got a great ass she's got she has an application that tracks it oh yeah yeah are
you guys catholic and that no no okay okay well that's cool good on you that sounds like it sounds
like you got a good one that's a keeper you know why that's a good one because that that's cool. Good on you. That sounds like, it sounds like you got a good one. That's a keeper. You know why that's a good one?
Cause that that's what you want taking care of your kids.
You want a wife who's like, Hey,
I don't think we should be washing the kids clothes with tide. Hey, like,
like you want a woman who's like thinking of that shit.
Like even if they're wrong, like that's like,
those are the things that you should, you're the person who's nurturing.
Your kids should be on high alert for.
Yeah. She's amazing yeah she
she actually works i like commented a while ago but she works at a methadone clinic as a counselor
she's in a like an addiction counselor wow she goes she gets gets her like 4 45 a.m to 1 p.m
and then she's getting her master's degree and uh she wants to be a licensed mental health counselor so she's she's one in a million
for sure
have you taken methadone?
no
me neither
I need to
I haven't either
that's where we met actually
no I'm kidding
yeah have you seen the interview of Vladi Divac that's where he met actually no I'm kidding yeah
have you seen the interview of
Vladi Divac
Novak Djokovic
explaining he would never take the vaccine
even if it cost him not going to Wimbledon
I don't know
if I've seen it but I'm so
impressed by him
I'm so impressed by him
I'm so impressed by him did you get the vaccine yet
brother oh i got my 10 booster shot did you and the vaccine no no not at all what do you do that
you're able to not get it didn't your job require it or don't you want to go to like i want to go see world cup or something no i work
for a chiropractor oh those guys are straight wackadoodles they they don't most of those guys
don't believe in any of that shit huh yeah yeah so that's that's what i'm in so i want to i want
to be a chiropractor but i work at a chiropractor's office right now and it's pretty you know it's
obviously it's holistic so you're not going to really get
anyone trusting those like the pharmaceutical companies or that right the allopathic model
allopathic someone needs to look that up uh well that's where you get it i think lasik would have
been 4k for both eyes so i had a friend who took like 20 of us um on a trip to the middle of the country somewhere to visit an eye
doctor who would do all of us lasik for free and the only two people who didn't i think
three people didn't didn't take him up on his offer i went on the trip but like 17 of the group
got lasik and it was the guy who offered to pay for it all myself and my wife who were the three
that didn't get it and i just i just can't trust that shit either someone putting a laser in my eye to help me see again like
yeah i don't i don't trust it and i can't totally be wrong i could totally be wrong i don't and
that's fine i don't really know a lot about it i don't know yeah so there's this i don't know too
much about it there's this picture this is a kind of a fascinating picture right here, by the way.
I looked up. It wasn't an apple.
And this picture came up.
Oh, I saw that when you posted it. Now I know which picture you're talking about.
Yeah, do you?
Yeah.
I do.
I don't know what – this is a detail of Michelangelo's fresco in the Vatican Sistine Chapel depicting the fall of man and expulsion from the Garden of Eden.
And what's fascinating here is look where her head is next to his dick.
Probably just a coincidence.
Yeah, probably.
Probably.
um but what's what's interesting is that the picture i saw recently is it showed a woman standing and it was eve and it showed a man with her his head in her crotch and it was a really
cool pencil drawing maybe it's in my story um and uh and it said it says just the caption blows it
wasn't an apple and i was like how did i never think of that how did I never think of that? How did I never think of that?
I mean, that sounds right up my alley.
All right.
Well, thanks for calling in.
Appreciate it.
Yes.
Thank you.
I enjoy your show.
Happy birthday.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you.
Tell your mom I said hi.
I do.
Peace, guys.
Peace.
I'll see you later.
Savon, call me later.
Happy birthday.
Okay, bye. Thank you. thank you thanks Susan for checking in
bye guys
it was like you and Susan came to the rescue
like the cavalry
is that what it's called cavalry
check out this
can you play the
Teasdale video it's a little long
some of you are going to get triggered right away
just suspend
your getting triggered until you get to the very end.
Is it the one in your story?
Yeah, but it's also – there's a link in the – it is in my story, but there's also a link in the email.
This one's really going to – this one really bugs some people that I reposted this.
Check this one really bugs some people that i reposted this check this one out for you to walk into your god powers you must accept the fact that you are god whatever that
word god means if you want to accept the fact that you're infinite intelligence or you want to accept
the fact that you're all knowing you want to accept the fact that you are source or you want to accept the fact that you're all-knowing, you want to accept the fact that you are source or you are the universe
or you are a bundle of energy within an energetic frequency matrix creating all of this.
Whatever you want or you want to just accept ultimate control of your reality,
whatever construct you have, the first thing that is necessary is for you to accept and take
responsibility for everything in your reality. That's good. That's good. So he says that,
right? And people are going to be like, that's blasphemy. You're not God, blah, blah, blah. You
can just start pushing back all the way. And then right before he gets to the punchline at the end, he says, and if you don't like, like the way I first described it, you can just rephrase it as, hey, if you just want to have control of your reality.
everything around you. And we would have to look up the exact word of responsibility and that could be a whole show. I should have them on and we can talk about what responsibility means. But it's not
to say that everything around you is your fault, but it's that you take responsibility for it.
It's like thoughts. Every thought of yours is not you, but every thought of yours is your
responsibility. And responsibility, the state or fact of having a duty to deal with
something or having control over someone right okay so uh the state or fact of being accountable
or to blame for something so you don't have to argue with him you don't have to be like no you're
not god you don't have all you have to do is be like, he told you how to do it. You can just be like, Hey, I took personal responsibility and accountability for everything
in my life. And you're right, Ronnie, I turned into God. Or you can say, Hey, Ronnie, I took
personal accountability and responsibility for everything in my life. And I didn't turn into
God. You're wrong. You don't even have to argue with him. He tells you, he, you don't, you don't
have to have faith. You don't have to believe him. He tells you, Hey, if you don't have to have faith you don't have to believe him he tells you
hey if you mix this egg with this flour and this sugar and put it in the oven for two hours you
will have a cake and you're sitting there being like offended by it and be like fuck no no you
won't well just try it he just told you how to do it you don't have to argue with them you don't
have to be triggered by it and i think it's just fascinating it's so it's so awesome most people won't even make it to the end of that those of you who want to get triggered but don't have to be triggered by it. And I think it's just fascinating. It's so awesome.
Most people won't even make it to the end of that, those of you who want to get triggered.
But don't let it trigger you.
Don't let it trigger you.
They're just words.
Go ahead.
It's interesting that he posed it that way, though.
Instead of, like, I don't want to say normal people, but other people would have posed it like the way to take control of your life is by taking responsibility of everything you're saying.
Yes.
But the way that he posed it, I think that was – I just thought it found that interesting instead of –
Well said.
Like he knows he's being provocative.
Yeah.
And it's almost tongue-in-cheek a little bit.
Yeah.
I guess I kind of like that because I like doing that too.
I kind of like that because I like doing that too.
Yeah.
And I guess it almost brings into question like,
okay, then you're,
you're forcing people to question like,
okay,
so then what is like,
what is God?
What is the definition of God?
Who is that?
What is my definition of it?
How do I grow off of this?
Like,
what do I consider my faiths?
Yes.
Yes.
Hey dude,
I found it.
Nice. I found it. i can't believe it i can't believe it i want to make it big first okay here we go i saw this and i was just like wow how did i not i used to draw
i wish i would have i used to draw a. I used to spend fucking 12 hours a day drawing.
And I wish,
I wish I would have,
uh,
I mean,
look how happy she is.
Yeah,
that is a very good point.
Everybody deserves it.
It's like,
uh,
and I love the drawing too on his back i like the line oh here we go here we go i love the lines on his back just how the shadows i just love everything about that he i i his butt's a
little flat um but that's a real woman right there hello Hello, Mars. They weren't weight training back then. No.
What's up?
What's up?
Mars.
Lars.
Mars.
Mars.
Lars.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me now?
Oh, yeah, better.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
I'm listening and I'm hand free and I wanted to text you something.
So I'm going to call you and it's related to what you're talking about.
Okay.
Okay.
So I'm just to call you and it's related to what you're talking about. Okay. Okay. So I'm just going to real quick.
That thing you were talking about and the way to do, uh,
to quote,
become like God or whatever is to have full responsibility.
Right.
That's what you're talking about earlier.
See,
see,
yeah.
And,
I wanted to text you and I don't care if you pull it up or not,
but there's an Akira the Don song.
It's a Dutch DS piece, quote.
And it's every man is responsible for everything that happens to him
and everything that happens to everyone else.
Oh, wow.
But in the beginning, it's the actual Dutch DS quote.
And it starts off, it's like, there's only one way to salvation,
and it's to something, but it's
essentially take complete responsibility. So what that guy is saying, I mean, it's not necessarily,
not that it's not legitimate because it's not new, but anyways, I don't know if you guys want
to pull that up. You can, doesn't matter, but you won't get copyright struck if you do. I'm gonna
let you go. See ya. All right. Thank you.
There's only one way to salvation, and that is to make yourself responsible for all men's sins.
As soon as you make yourself responsible in all sincerity for everything and for everyone, you will see at once that it is really so.
And that's the thing, man.
Like, you can't argue this. You either have to do it or not do it, but they're telling you – he's telling you how to do it.
And so you can test it out yourself if you want.
Logan's background noises now are more annoying than O'Keefe's.
Yeah, I know. That's what I think. Cows being slaughtered. That's what it sounds like. Uh-oh.
Anyway, what he contributed was good good and it was cool that he got
off really quick uh my friend uh brandon just wished me a happy birthday happy birthday old
friend 50 today crazy so crazy
so fun though do you feel 50 oh well no uh i don't even know how to i don't know i don't know i don't
know can i tell you tomorrow sure 50 in a day i mean just the mornings are tough for me man
mornings the first 30 minutes are so tough for me i'm so fucking stiff but then i'm
go ahead what are you gonna do you gonna eat a pound of raw beef again or
how are you gonna celebrate um for sure we'll do that i've been doing that almost every day but
um what i what i'll tell you this is so a friend of mine on monday had ordered had ordered a party
to be catered for 50 people and he never used it he's like hey i'm not gonna be in town and i'm
canceling my party i'm like okay he's like do you I'm like, sure. So I just had to move to my house
for Wednesday. That's today. Fuck yeah. That's crazy. Right? I mean, it couldn't, like, he just
called me on Mondays. I'll do it. I got a big favor to ask you or maybe Sunday night. He's
Sunday night. He called me. He goes, I got a big favor to ask him like what he goes tomorrow
morning at my fucking house. I'm having a huge party, but I'm not going not going to be in town he's like so you can invite over whoever you want i was
like okay so then i called the caterer and i was like hey what's up you're having a huge party
at that house tomorrow night and he goes no no it's tuesday night i'm like well shit can you
move it to wednesday night and he goes sure i'm like can you move it to my house he goes no problem
nice yeah cool right that's awesome i am calling i am still doing that i'm doing um uh last night um what
did i do last night for a workout last night i had a good workout oh no it was okay last night
i did um i've been benching a lot so my push-ups are getting crazy it's kind of crazy how it it uh
it goes to it but i did uh 20 cows on the assault bike and 15 uh push-ups and 10 strict pull-ups
for 10 rounds.
And then when I got done, I ate a half pound of ground beef with salt and honey and butter.
My wife blends it in the food processor, a pound of ground beef.
She used to use a third a cube of butter.
Now I have her switch to like a quarter.
And then I just smear it out onto a plate plate put sprinkled salt on it and put a little
honey yeah yeah yeah you guys are all invited any anyone can come to my house and party
it's gonna be fun i might even i might even break out the whiskey
uh that one nutrition lady said not to add honey just watery sugar oh is that what she said
explain that to me watery sugar what do you mean by that? I heard her say no honey, but I just,
I just can't, I should try maple syrup, Bruce. You're right.
Or are you going to say Caleb? Sorry.
No, that's just what, I mean,
honey is basically just watered down sugar essentially, or I guess.
Yeah.
It's a, um, I, you know, it's, I know I, but I probably should, Travis, you know
what it is too.
It's, um, there's a, if I, if I lay, so, so it's kind of a misnomer to call it a nap
and sleep, but every day at some point during the day, in the middle of the day, I lie down
on my back and, um, and I do something called energy body. It's basically for whatever that's worth.
That's a whole nother subject. I do something called energy body and you could consider just
meditation. And if I do that for like 30 minutes, um, I feel great. And sometimes, um, when I,
in the middle of the night, like if I'm asleep for like four hours and I get up in the middle of the night to pee or I hear a noise or something, my back never hurts.
So I have this theory that there becomes a point where I've been lying down too long that my back starts to hurt. It's some fucked up position I've been. I've tried different beds. I don't use a pillow at night. I sleep on my back.
on my back. I never even try to go to sleep, which is something I need to find someone else who's like that. I never, ever try to go to sleep. It makes no sense to me when someone says I can't
fall asleep. I have no issue. I have no interest in going to sleep ever. I just want to lie down.
I want to stay conscious. I have no interest in ever going unconscious, but I do. Don't get me
wrong. I do, but I just try to lie there and just pay attention to shit. Cultivate awareness. But anyway, so I think that there's a point where I'm in that position too long, and I'm toast.
So I reached out to the owner of Life is RX, the head honcho over there, the founder, Marcus.
And I told him that – or I asked him.
I told him.
I asked him.
Let's go with I asked him.
Sounds nicer.
If we could get – if I could get wristbands made with the same material these Victos wristbands are made, but it said CEO here.
Let me know.
And then this side, just the logo.
Not with the roots.
You know the more – oh, the logo up there in the top of the show.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like these things?
Yeah.
These things are like so – these are the thickest wristbands ever.
I know people always ask why I wear these.
I wear these for the exact opposite reason most people i think wristbands are supposed to be like if you're sweaty right for keeping sweat off your hands but i use them to stay warm so as soon as i start to get
sweaty is when i take them off 95 uh let me see the makeup with 95 polyester 5 rubber chassis i
guess oh this this is gonna be good this guy's gonna have a strong accent let's see polyester 5% rubber chassis? I guess.
Oh, this is going to be good.
This guy's going to have a strong accent.
Let's see.
Bradley, good morning.
Yvonne, how's it going?
Oh, you don't have an accent.
I mean, everything's great.
Yeah.
No, I don't.
I don't have a little coon-ass accent like you might think. I just thought it was going to be crazy strong, and I'd be like, what?
What'd you say?
Nah.
Yeah, no, I called back whenever the Eric Rosa drama started,
and I went on a little rant, and all my friends gave me shit about it.
So I said, you know what, I might as well just call in
and try to, like, you know, save face space for myself what was the rant you went on hey hold on one second jeff did
you really back squat 403 that is nuts okay sorry what was the rant you went on um it was when they
like uh when eric rosa fired castro um and i, I was like, what the fuck's going on?
All that stuff like that. You know? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're an affiliate owner. Yeah, yeah. Affiliate owner. Hey, it wasn't,
it wasn't a shiny moment for me, for me either.
Some people very close to me are like, dude, you've lost your fucking mind.
And I, and even if, even if I, even if like,
I just had to push back on that too i was like i didn't
like usually if someone gives me um feedback i reflect but i was like fuck you and lose shit
fuck off yeah no i i told him i was like look it is what it is like that's how that's how i like my
voice my opinion and like well i'm gonna rock thing, you know? So it's all good though. Let's reflect for a minute.
Just for sake.
I think it's safe to say that the – holy shit.
That old fucker did that.
That's crazy.
I don't think I can back squat half that much right now.
I mean, I squat a lot, but I do not squat heavy.
Jesus, dude.
You got a solid squat too. Yeah. Sorry, Bradleyley we're just watching a dude squat oh yeah he's a savage
dude's a fucking tank that's fucking awesome oh my god i'm gonna have to do some weighted
muscle-ups today or something i gotta do something um but but let's reflect for a second. So he said a gym called Rocket CrossFit that doesn't allow people who – a gym named Rocket CrossFit in Washington who's run by a girl who's clearly got some fucking serious fucking issues.
I think her boyfriend owned it, but she would act like she was the owner.
I think we even paid her to write something for the journal once, and she didn't do it.
And two other times we didn't pay her, but she, but she wanted to write for the journal.
She was into always constantly talking about sex.
That was like her favorite thing.
I want to say her name was something Royce.
Anyway, this, this late, she tried to tell the world that she was the moral compass for
CrossFit.
Anyway, just some, just some psycho that there's a lot of fucking weirdos out there.
Tons and tons and tons. And she had, and this this gym is like like just covered in rainbows and unicorns
right they love the gay community and that's like sort of their identity like like when i was in
college and i love malcolm x and everything i wore i wore the malcolm x shirt like that kind of shit
and so she she um now they have now their gym allows anyone to work out there because it's the most accepting gym ever unless you're not vaccinated so so they really are a segregationist gym and their identity
is so rooted in their sexuality that that that they're not accepting do you know what i mean
like when you're when you're when you're when you have an identity that's so rooted in one thing
let's say just being a vegetarian then you don't accept people who aren't vegetarian it's it's
amazing so when you have an identity that's so rooted in accepting everyone basically you just let's say just being a vegetarian, then you don't accept people who aren't vegetarian. It's amazing.
So when you have an identity that's so rooted in accepting everyone,
basically you just don't accept people who don't accept people.
And it's like, what the fuck is good as that?
So she called Greg a racist.
Greg told her to shut the fuck up.
And people were like, how dare you talk to someone like that? And let me tell you, it's not a big deal anymore to be called racist,
but five years ago it was the worst thing you could call someone yeah it was worse than calling someone a kike the worst the worst thing you could call someone is a racist no one would would would
no one wanted to be called that it is the worst there's no word no spic no nigger no kike the worst thing you could call someone is racist they
people hated it you would you would it it it's so offensive because no one wants to be that
not because they really care if they're racist or not but they're afraid of how the society will
judge them okay so so she calls greg racist and of course greg responds in the right appropriate way
you know the knee-jerk reaction when someone called you racist five years ago is to be like fuck off and um now so so then the floyd 19 thing happens
greg sells the company and he's rich as shit then the pandemic happens floyd 19 by the way
was just to protect black people if that's how you view the world in white and black it was to
tell the whole world,
hey, you do not want the same idiots who gave us the guidelines for COVID
because it was the Imperial College
or the Evergreen College in Washington,
maybe both of them,
to give us the guidelines for how to deal with racism.
Racism.
Right.
Yeah.
And so it was a protection for them,
but it was misunderstood
and he got away fucking richer than fucking God at the fucking perfect time, right?
Because this shit, CrossFit can't be worth more than $20 million today.
What a fucking disaster it's become.
240, 280,000 people entered the Open.
Please, what a joke.
What a joke.
That's how many people? 240?
Yeah.
They got rid of Pukie.
They got rid of Forging Elite Fitness. They got rid of Pukie. They got rid of Forging Elite Fitness.
They got rid of Dave Castro.
The guy that fired Dave Castro is no longer there.
Ironically, a white Jew.
I love me some white Jew, but just the irony in it, right?
Fires the fucking Mexican SEAL Team 6 operator.
Like, hardcore Mexican.
Like, Watsonville. Like, for those of you northern california people know like like vatos cholos tell us how you feel color shit then the and an american patriot
um then you have um the new guys this white guy justin berg the tall handsome white guy
the whole fucking no one on the no one on the c-suite does crossfit i don't think and by by
doesn't do it i mean like like like like how we do it like how we just saw jeff doing it like
they're just out there fucking grinding every day they don't even have a fucking life it's just
jesus and crossfit all day now the games doesn't doesn't have a fucking like how many black dudes
are in the games this year or last year was it chandler smith gee yeah i mean hey i can't talk i'm going to war i'm going to war i'm on a you should hey
if you're my friend you should be fucking watching the podcast people my fucking best friends call me
during the fucking podcast how about fuck you i'm gonna for that. I should never yell at that guy.
Um, uh, so I'm in big trouble. I'm in big trouble. He did just text me.
Oh, Nelly. Uh, and, and, and the women, I don't even think, I don't even think there is, I don even think there's any black women CrossFitters left.
But look at 2019.
When the racist man was running the company,
it was just fucking reigning Asians and Mexicans and Arabs and blackies
and a handful of whiteys.
You guys really fucked up. You guys really fucked up.
You guys really fucked up.
They fucking fired the fucking Armenian.
My people, my people, you fired the Armenian, you fucking jackasses.
And I just can't believe Rosa fired Dave and now Dave, and then he got fired.
I just can't even even it's so weird
you know we had something like that happen across when i was there plan
we had something weird happen like that across there so there was the ceo that came
after greg that greg put into power and he was the ceo for like a year and a half he was horrible
he was the guy that fired the whole media department he's screwed everything up anyway that guy then um so that
guy then fired this guy bruce edwards who is the chief operations officer for crossfit he was to
be completely fair to bruce he was like the only adult who worked at crossfit he was like so
fucking mature he was so fucking cool he was so fucking even keeled he was equanimity and this
guy bruce edwards i think he was like third employee at west marine and ended up becoming their chief operations officer and took it from just a small
company in santa cruz to an 800 million dollar company and he did crossfit of course and uh
basically so then bruce ended up coming to crossfit and um this this piece of shit ceo fired bruce
and a few months after bruce was fired i think this some of the details may be
a little blurry with this i have to go back and look at my notes but then greg called the ceo
of the time who was bruce edwards who had been fired and he said to bruce i think was on a friday
hey i want you to fire the ceo bruce is like but I don't work for you. He's like, it's okay. I'll give you pay your day rate.
So the guy that fired Bruce, the CEO was then, um, Bruce was then brought back for two or
three days to fire the CEO.
And I think the CEO figured that out because the following Monday he quit.
So Bruce didn't get a chance to fire him, but it was so bizarre that he fired our operations
officer, the CEO,
and then Greg called the operations officer to fire the CEO.
It was so weird.
Anyway, that guy quit, then Dave became the CEO,
and then we started rebuilding, and then the Floyd 19 thing happened, and then Greg got super rich and left.
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So, Siobhan, real quick, I wanted to ask you.
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
So how do you want to redeem yourself?
Because you were right all along.
It's batshit crazy what happened.
It's batshit crazy.
So it's funny, right?
So you used to put out some videos.
And that guy just texted me too.
Sorry, go ahead so you used to put out some videos uh of uh on your your uh instagram of your three boys playing or whatever and it was all
about like letting them play and letting them do and let them learn by their own experiences
everything like that was kind of that's kind of how you know i take that kind of mindset i have
two little girls and i kind of
let them just kind of learn on their own right guide them in the direction that they go uh let
them be free as far as what they want to do they made mistakes they made mistakes it's not that
big of a deal right um so i try to reflect back on myself um on on learning from them
just to become a better individual right uh. Uh, I run my gym and
I have a couple other businesses. Um, but it gets to a point, right? Like when you're running these
businesses and you have employees that work for you, um, and the, the younger generation that,
that we work with nowadays, um, they weren't built on that, right? They were, everything was
kind of built on like they
were always given that that thing right oh you deserve this or you deserve this and you deserve
this what a weird word right what a weird word deserves what a weird word yeah that word in fair
tripped me out it's not fair i deserve this i'm like whoa whoa whoa what the fuck are we talking
about yeah and i try to reflect back on that. It was
like, I tried teaching the kids that work for me, you know, I have 15 employees. They're all
college high school kids that work under me. And I try to explain to them like, Hey, like you don't
deserve, uh, to have this job or you don't deserve to get paid the amount of money that I pay you.
I pay you more than what you should be getting paid,
but, you know, that's the generosity that I'm doing.
But at the same time, like, you have a responsibility,
and they don't understand what,
and you were just talking about responsibility before.
They don't understand what responsibility is.
And it's just trying to just mold them into a direction
and kind of understand them because they're not being taught, right?
They're not properly being taught to be responsible
in their actions and everything like that.
So it's just one of those things I was trying to reflect back on
and I was like, man, like, you know, I am me based off of how i was raised and how my mom raised me um but she taught
me the proper way of going about it right now and uh how did she teach you that how did she teach
you that i don't think my parents well my parents were just hard workers they didn't teach me yeah
they didn't teach well i guess you could say that's what taught me that. My stepmom told me one time, and I really appreciated her doing this.
She said – she broke the word responsibility down as your ability to respond.
I like thinking of responsibility as two words, your response ability.
So you know what I mean?
Like an old lady falls down,'s your responsibility like how are you
able to respond to that um stand from afar call for help run over and pick her up but what who
do you like it's like it's an important thing to think about right what is your response ability
your neighbor's house is on fire do you call the fire department and grab a hose or do you
just call the fire department and get your kids out like what is your responsibility or do you just sit there and blame people no can't do that i mean that's a form of
responsibility too like my level of responsibility like that guy i brought up earlier that that ben
garvis guy or the guy who's making the rose movie his ability to respond is just to blame people
i mean he that's all he does yeah and that's and i think. And I think that's a characteristic of how kids are always, you know, generation now is it's always like what somebody else did, right?
You got to reprimand an employee because they're not following, you know, the rules of the business.
And they're like, well, so-and-so wasn't doing this. And so I did it a different, you know, it's just like, it's always something else or somebody else
and stuff like that. Whereas in like, um, you know, my mom raised me and my brother by herself.
She had three jobs. She worked middle of the day, early morning nights. There was times that we
would sleep. Um, she was a night teller. So there was times where we would go to the to the bank and we would actually sleep in the bank while she worked.
And then she would drop us off at school the next morning and she would go to our next job, you know.
Damn, dude, that's hardcore.
But as we got older, you know, she was like, hey, I have three I have to work three different jobs a day to make ends meet.
You're going to have to make your breakfast. You're going to have to make your breakfast.
You're going to have to get yourself on the bus.
You're going to get yourself off the bus.
You're going to play with your friends and you're also going to feed yourself at 10,
11 years old, right?
That's where I kind of learned responsibility is like, all right, like it's not always going
to be, somebody's always going to be there and give you the direction of what's going on.
Sometimes you just got to figure this shit out on your own. Right.
And I think that's what me and my brother did. We just end up figuring it out on our own.
And I think that's where we kind of built the character within ourselves that we were we were going to rely on ourselves and be, you know, and have that responsibility on our own shoulders versus, um, you know, having the blame on somebody else.
Yeah. It's, um, it's liberating, right?
Oh, 100%. I mean, as a kid, you, I mean, you look back now and you're like, you know, damn,
like that shit was hardcore. Right. Um, but then you don't
really, at that time, you're not really thinking about it. Right. But, um, but now I got my, my
wife, uh, my mom is, she crushes it. Right. She's been with a company, uh, for about 20 years now.
Um, and she gets paid a really good salary and she works her ass off. Right. But, and now she's being able to reward us, right.
By doing little things that she couldn't do whenever we were kids. Right.
It's always like, Hey, what's the newest, you know,
pair of a workout shoes you want, you know, or what, you know,
you want a new pair of Lulu shorts or something like that.
Things that she had no,
no possible way of things that being able to afford whenever we were kids. Right. But now she's able to, to, to give that and, and respond
with that. And we can, we can look back on it and say, man, that was a great experience, you know,
and it's kind of the same thing that, that's going forward that we didn't try to do with my girls.
Right. I try to give my girls as much as I possibly can, but at some time they're going
to have to learn responsibilities, right?
And that was just one of the things I wanted to reflect
back on. Yeah, thank you.
Hey, what were your friends
giving you shit for about your response?
They were happy with
the firing of Dave? Is that what you're saying?
No.
You know, some of them are newer to the
CrossFit community, right?
So they don't really understand old school CrossFit like we do, right?
Like 2007, 2008, 2009, it was just like run through a wall and just get after it, right?
So they're kind of used to, you know, they're all two, three years in.
So they're not used to what the purpose and what the meaning of CrossFit was,
how we were brought up, right,
and the things that Dave taught and everything like that.
So a lot of them took that whole, like, oh, firing of Dave,
and then it kind of rounded into Eric Rosa was going to now be captain or he was going to be the head of the chairman
so he can make the rules and everything.
So it was a combination of those two things that they were just kind of giving me
shit about. Cause you know, I'm, I'm, I'm all about old school CrossFit, right?
Like, um, I've had the pleasure of meeting, uh,
Glassman, uh, on five or six different occasions.
I've had dinner with Glassman before. Um, and I'm, and,
and you don't know Glassman unless you've had the one on one interaction for sure.
And for sure. And get and get to know him. So they're just on the outside.
They're on the outside looking in. Right. They don't have the understanding of I have of the foundation of CrossFit and how it started and what the purpose is and everything like that.
So they've just given me a little shit, you know, but at the end of the day, it's all it got, you know, we can we can bust each other's chops and everything like that. So they've just given me a little shit, you know, but at the end of the day, it's all, it got, you know, we can, we can bust each other's chops and everything like
that. And at the end of the day, we're going to work out together and we're going to high five
and talk shit to each other and it's fine, you know, but, um, it's just a younger group of
individuals coming in, um, and not understanding the, the, the way that we were brought up on it,
you know, and what we fell in love with CrossFit
and how it's changed our lives and everything like that.
Thank you, buddy.
They can still kiss my ass, though.
Yeah, exactly.
I want to explain something about that, too.
I want to explain two things,
because some people are like,
oh, Savant isn't going to accept change.
All things have to change,
or Savant's against corporateon isn't gonna accept change all things have to change or savon's against corporate america um i fully accept change i fully accept what's happening um
whatever it is like let it roll let it be i get it and and i have no problem with corporate america
zero you do your thing kill it crush it i'm i'm so happy for fucking the richer you get the the
fucking greater go Go do it.
That doesn't mean you can't make observations of what some of the effects are. It's like it's like rain.
I do not hate rain. A lot of people hate rain. But to say that rain isn't going to get your car wet and to talk about that and to conflate that with the fact of hating rain or that it's going to make it so your yard's too soggy to play in with the kids today
and to jump to say that I hate rain because that's bullshit.
I love rain.
When it's raining, most people stay inside.
I put my jacket on and tell my kids, shit, this is the 21st century.
Let's go outside and get wet and play in the rain.
If we're cold, we can come inside and dry our clothes and take a hot shower.
Let's rock this shit.
And so you just have to understand the implications
of what it means for crossfit to go corporate this company hired or has hired or has currently
employs another company in new york city that is telling crossfit inc what they are what their
identity is now Now imagine that.
Imagine that.
I want to go back to what Bradley said.
If you haven't met Greg, then you don't know Greg.
The people who know Greg, whether they hate him or love him regardless,
whether you find them attractive or unattractive,
whatever your judgment of him is, there's no one else like him.
Not like there's no one else like you.
He's a human tornado of passion and this was his for those of you who have kids this was his kid he loved this thing or
he was maybe maybe love is not the right word he was as passionate about crossfit as anyone
and there cannot be a leader that replaces him without a doubt he was gonna die he was gonna
die for this thing he was gonna die for this thing he was
gonna die for the truth that this thing represented and now you have to understand now it's a cash cow
making money thing they like you belong to a movement now that's oh man i i don't want to get
sued i don't want to get sued um although although i guess if they want to sue me they can sue me but
um there's uh it was the movement then right it was a movement uh in 2007 right it was it was a
movement but it was a different type of movement well it's all it's it's the thing is is that it
was about telling the truth and they cannot tell the the truth when you have to make money. And by law, they have to make money.
They cannot tell the truth when you have to make money.
The two do not go hand in hand.
If you're – if by law you have to make money, you can't always tell the truth.
You just can't.
You just can't.
And you would never need anyone to explain to you what this company means if this company still cared about the truth.
You could just go over and ask any of the L1 trainers.
They fucking hired a New York firm to tell them who their identities.
I mean you can see them doing it on the game site.
They're trying to be edgy.
You don't have to be edgy.
The truth scares the shit out of people.
Let me tell you.
I'll explain it to you like this.
For all you women out there who have sisters have sisters and you and you're married.
Ask your husband.
Have you ever thought about fucking my sister?
Want the truth?
No, no, no one can handle the truth.
They run away when they hear the truth.
And I'm not suggesting that every dude out there wants to fuck their wife's sister. I'm not suggesting that at all. I'm just choosing something that's like obviously inflammatory.
But you will not be in a – it is very difficult to be in a truthful relationship, and we were part of a community where the leader was that fucking truthful.
Greg would have told – Greg's the type of guy who would tell his wife, yeah, I want to fuck your sister.
Yes, absolutely.
He would say it.
You cannot exercise away a bad diet.
I wish I could tell you you could.
I'm the fitness guy, but you cannot.
And if you had to pick one, a good diet or fitness, you always pick good diet.
It's way more important than exercise.
Way, way, way, way, way, way, way way way way more important it's all the shit he said and if you sat at a dinner table with him
you you saw um uh yeah you're lucky that you met him five times that you had dinner with him he's
so special he's so special he's he's a um everyone that has an issue with him, it's their own inability to stand close to the fire.
I get it.
I've been there.
There's times he's pissed me off.
But I realize, like, dude, do you want to stand close to the fire or not?
Yeah, I do.
I do want to stand close to the fire, even if that means you get burnt a little bit.
Yeah.
Thank you.
It will never be the same, but at least we had it in our life and we can share it with
our kids you know what i mean and and and who knows what the next evolution of this thing will
be in in the next iteration of the truth you know but but but i do believe that he planted
enough seeds that something will will come from it yeah i agree
well i do appreciate your time
Saban yeah thanks for calling thanks for helping
the show out fuck I was
hurting today hurting today can't get my
ID to work my emails all fucked up guest didn't
show up
just one of those days
yeah
all right have a good one all right
thank you that's on the daughters yep
bam oh man Yeah. All right. Have a good one. All right. Thank you. That's on the daughters. Yep.
Bam. Oh man. Oh man.
My two friends that I yelled at. Thanks for being part of the show.
That was just a shtick. That was just a shtick.
All right guys. Well,
I guess we'll change the name of the show from what was the guy's name? Who was supposed to be on Onama, David Onama. Still cool, dude. Love him. Excuse me.
What's today? Tuesday? Wednesday. Garbage day. I took the garbage out. It's 845 a.m. I have another interview at 12 noon that I should prepare for. I am not going live with that one.
I haven't not,
I haven't not gone live in so long.
Oh,
that's cute.
All right,
guys.
Love you guys to death.
Thanks for hanging in there with me today. It is 8 45 AM.
Pacific standard time.
Hope you guys have a great day.
And I will see you tomorrow with Roger Boyer, a gentleman who lost 100 pounds,
working closely with Spreading CrossFit and the Indigenous Tribes
where type 2 diabetes is running wild up in Canada.
Why not live?
That is a great question that I cannot answer.
Thank you, Heidi.
Bye-bye.