The Sevan Podcast - #439 - Live Call In Show
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Bam, we're live.
Did you guys hear that?
Does the bam come across too?
I never know how fast I should say that.
Sometimes it's like bam.
Go ahead.
I said sometimes it's just like bam, we're live.
Like I, yeah, I don't get the um i don't get
the buh it used to be natural what do you mean like i like when i did it before it was just like
bam we're live like i would see it and i would get excited i would say bam we're live and now
it's not it's it's i'm faking it i mean i'm not faking it. I'm doing it. Cause it's your stick now.
Yeah.
Cause it came my stick.
I think you started that around like episode 80 something.
Cause I was going back and just like clipping them all at one point.
And I was just going to make a huge video just all the time.
You said,
bam,
we're live.
But then,
and then every episode since then,
except for one,
when Hiller like caught you
you've said bam we're live so for like 340 episodes or something
oh that's so much better um i was wondering what's going on with the show
um i wonder if it's i wonder if it's because we switched software
um did we switch to stream yard on show 80 because there's something about clicking up I wonder if it's because we switched software.
Did we switch to StreamYard on show 80?
Because there's something about clicking up there that does kind of like that.
I remember like going, bam, we're live when I click that thing up there.
I think you're right.
Because before it was just like that.
I don't even remember what the other software was. But yeah, it was not as nice looking.
No, it's dope now.
I love the show now.
Bam, bam.
Alyssa Larson, thanks for the edit for the Colton Mertens tribute.
That was cool.
I posted it on my account.
That was great.
I was so hyped about that.
She did a good job, huh?
Yeah, looks great.
George Martinez, hey, what's up?
No,
no Andrew Hiller today.
Dude's got to do his own channel.
I've just been
using him.
Using. Poor guy.
He's so good at getting used.
All those cats. J.R. Howell.
Using. Poor guy. He's so good at getting used. All those cats. J.R. Howell.
Using.
Taylor Self.
Using.
Corey Leonard. Bam. We're waiting.
You weren't waiting. I wouldn't know you weren't waiting.
Ding ding chumps.
Who you calling chump?
Body by blah.
Eric, what's up? Bruce.
Jack.
Kevin Smith.
Hi, everybody.
Alan Kestenbaum.
Haven't you heard the rumor? Someone hates people and they said no.
That would include me, Alan.
That's rude.
Hiller made a video showing
an old video that Dave
took my camera. I'd been drinking
actually. It was at an affiliate
gathering in Montana. I'd been drinking
a little booze.
When I say booze,
I just mean anything that's alcohol. Hiller made
a video of it.
Castro took my camera and
shot me and asked me a bunch of questions. Then my
wife took the footage and edited it into a video.
And somehow it ended up on.com.
I guess it's weird.
It's probably,
it's all this shit anywhere.
Do you,
anyway,
I guess at a minute seven or eight,
I'm drinking a Coke.
Hey,
can you pull that up?
I've been afraid to go.
Look,
it's gotta be a Diet Coke.
I used to drink so many Diet Cokes.
It's got to be a Diet Coke.
I thought it was like a Seagram's or something.
The thing is, too,
that must have been
just some rare occurrence, too.
I think I quit drinking Diet Cokes
for the most part in
2007 or 8 i mean i just quit drinking soda i switched to sparkling water 2006 even i don't
know maybe i'm wrong i think it's kind of funny because dave kind of calls you out as being like
kind of a fake crossfitter at the time so i think you're still kind of getting into it i still am
i mean if i was a fake crossfitter then
i i did a workout there in montana that fucking broke me off i did a i did 155 pound uh
thrusters 30 155 pound thrusters there one morning like at six in the morning as my workout
basically 100 sorry that that's not even right it was 130 155 pound clean and jerks
basically it was 100 sorry that that's not even right it was 130 155 pound cleaning jerks one morning just cold like a heavy grace yeah i guess yeah man it broke me off i had a guy the
other day he posted something he did 33 cleaning jerks at like 305 and he didn't like 20 minutes
oh is that the guy we had on the show?
No, it's a different guy.
He's from Iowa.
Another Iowa guy.
Well, Savon likes Canadians.
He dislikes Canada.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just an easy target.
Man, this week worked me.
This weekend.
I made a post about a healthy drink and I guess it's satire and I apologize for misrepresenting.
It's right at the top there. But before I show it to you, I want to tell you something.
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Sure.
Hola.
Como esta?
Hola.
Hola.
Oh no.
Sorry.
The wrong number.
Uh,
yes, sir. I'm sorry. Wait, were you calling the podcast? Yes, that, sorry. The wrong number? Yes, sir.
I'm sorry.
Wait, were you calling the Sevan podcast?
Yes, that's correct.
Oh, yeah, then no, it's the right number.
Oh, okay.
But you spoke Spanish to me.
I know, I know.
I saw it was from Mexico, and I was just trying to be cute.
No, that's good.
I'm Swedish, but living in Mexico.
Oh, wow, you sound Mexican as all get out. You got it.
Orale.
Orale. Is the name good?
No, no, no, no, no. Always respond to me in English no matter what.
Is it secure?
Well, what's your name?
Esteban.
Oh, I think I'm a little bit confused now.
Sorry.
This is Sevan.
You sound different on the phone.
I'm sorry.
I just thought I would like to speak to you
because I really enjoy your show
and you're all alone.
And, you know, you need some Mexican-Swedish support.
I appreciate it.
How does a Swedish man
end up in Mexico? Where in Mexico are you?
I'm in Mexico City.
Have you ever met a Mexican woman
from Guadalajara?
I don't know.
I understand.
I fully understand.
I've met plenty of Mexican women
and they're all perfect.
Did you meet her in Mexico or did you meet her in Sweden?
I met her in Mexico.
I came here to work.
Okay.
Doing what?
Are you a government worker?
No, I'm in software industry.
So I came here for one year and I've been here seven years now.
Wow.
That's how life turns.
Yeah.
Are you crossfitting in Mexico? Absolutely absolutely i have my own gym in my house that's a good thing
about being in mexico you can have a i don't know in square feet but you can have a hundred square
feet square meter gym in your house without the problem and and you have less friends
than in california oh yeah well me Well, Mexico City probably has its expensive spots, right?
Not compared to California.
Okay.
Being from California or being from the United States,
we're terrified of Mexico.
Is that totally misplaced?
It is definitely.
Definitely.
I'm so outside of Mexico. I have my blue eyes my blue my blonde hair
i'm a feet taller than everyone else and i have no problem for seven years so don't worry about
mexico the problem is the americans yeah you're buying the things that the bad people here
want to sell yep i believe it i believe know. I know. Because we only hear the
bad stories, right? Those are the only ones that
filter up through the news. Those are the only ones.
I think
that's very
obvious around the world. For all
news, you only hear the bad news.
But I will tell you this. San Francisco
is a dangerous
place now.
If you go to San Francisco and you park your car there,
it will get broken into.
If you park your car in the Bay,
if you park your car in the Bay area,
someone will steal your catalytic converter.
California has turned into a,
um,
not all of California,
of course,
but the cities,
uh,
Los Angeles and San Francisco,
some,
some,
it's gotten dark,
man,
where we are in a very, very, very
dark period.
I tell you, I went to Las Vegas
a month and a half ago for
some work.
Just walking the streets there, it's like,
oh, this is scary.
It's more scary than living down here.
That's all I need to say.
Yeah, it's interesting.
You know, I spent
a couple months
in Beirut Lebanon
and
that's not so nice
but there's just no crime there
because they have the mob
so like you can walk
around all night you can do whatever you want
because all the crime is controlled all the people are safe
right like if you were to
do something like mug someone the fucking crime boss just come over and just beat
your ass kill you you molest a kid they fucking nail your door shut and burn your house down
i mean it's it's it's like you can just it's just the streets are safe just as long as you're not
involved in like whatever the mob is doing and you're not doing any because they control the
criminal activity right so they keep the people safe safe. And we kind of need the police
to do that too. People need to, like,
granted, maybe the police do some bad shit.
I know the police maybe are scary. Just stay away from
them, like bees.
But they have to be, they have to do
some shit.
The last thing before we switch to CrossFit
again, about police.
As long as you have blue eyes in Mexico,
you can do whatever you like.
Is that true?
Is that because of all the Germans that migrated to Mexico and
South America?
Don't compare me to a German.
I'm Swedish.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I have Viking blood
in me. But for the CrossFit,
why can't we make the CrossFit game work for big boys?
You know, we are, the Nordic people in general are over 6'1".
That's the medium.
But CrossFit is only for people like you, Savan.
You're a short guy, you know.
The big guys, we can't do that anymore.
We just have to do other things.
How can we change that?
I'll ask someone. That's a good question.
Let's say this too. Let's say that
you're totally off-base asking that question.
Let's say that's not the point of
CrossFit, but let's push that aside
and be like, okay, let's get some experts in here.
Maybe I'll do a show on that.
And what would a CrossFit games look like if we wanted to make it so that it
was more palatable to, to, and, and,
and a little more biased towards a taller human being, let's say.
I think you showed it quite well.
I think it was yesterday shows when you had a,
a clip of the cows,
the cows,
and Fulton.
Yeah.
When he's,
uh,
saying hello to him.
And,
you know,
you see it,
but it's like 40,
50 centimeters difference between them.
It's,
it's not a sport that,
uh,
you know, like
boxing, weightlifting, everything
is around weight classes. I didn't like it when
Fikowski came over and touched my boy Colton.
I didn't like that part. I love Colton.
I didn't like that part. He was like a proud dad
coming up to his kid and saying congratulations.
I didn't like that. Keep your hands, Fikowski,
keep your hands off my boy. Don't
touch him. Don't massage him. Nothing.
But you know what?
I'm not going to take up your time.
I'm glad I get a chance to
Raul. And you just
have to remember today, 6th of June,
we celebrate the Swedish flag. We don't
have a national day, but we have a
day of the flag because we've been
an independent country for as
long as you'll never remember.
Cheers.
Have a great evening and love your work. Thank you you're a gentleman and a scholar you have a beautiful accent take care
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Eric Rosa?
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This is Tear.
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Peter Yozel
Peter hi Peter hi
Welcome to the show
How are you Tevon?
Like a fucking god amongst boys
That's amazing I heard you were sick
I was
I am I have no idea probably triple COVID
Probably all those vaccines I took I got on? I am. I have no idea. Probably triple COVID. Probably all those vaccines
I took. I got quadruple boosted.
I have no idea.
But it was crazy. I got sick myself.
You did? I just had to have a shit.
My second vaccine was probably good.
That's why I'm on the phone
spreading it to the viewers. Thank you.
How can I help you?
I was calling to check on your opinion on a few things.
On a what?
Your opinion on a couple things.
Okay.
So we saw the Granite Games coming up this weekend,
and the top five on the men, very high level.
Okay.
The remainder there, we saw some people drop off.
And I always talk to him about Bergeron, which I respect.
He's been in the game for a really long time.
And Hiller is a big critic of his.
Why do you see a reason nowadays, excluding his history,
to defend him and for athletes to keep
turning on his camp.
I'm not sure I understand the question, but I have no idea. I'm not the games guy. I just fake it. I just pretend.
I have all those guys on just to ask them questions.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about coaching or I don't know any of that stuff.
Probably the least knowledgeable
people on the podcast.
Yeah.
Everything I say about that, I'm just pretending.
I mean, they are too.
Just so you know.
All those guys are just pretending too.
But they just
pretend better than me.
You want me to say something about Ben Bergeron? I like having him on the
podcast. He's a nice guy. He's a smart guy, but I, I, he, he, I, the, the whole mask thing and
apologizing for being white and all that shit, but that shit crazy, mental disorder, mental illness,
unless he is a racist or he would know. he did talk about that stuff in terms of the mob
you know
he had to put
I don't know
like bubbles in his gym
but he's been
posting a lot of stuff
that's been pissing out
from people
with the
I mean not the mentality
but
a lot of his posts
have been under
the idea of
stop complaining
doesn't matter
you know
be better
how do you see
that idea
because he went through and tried to agree with the mob you know, to be better. How do you see that idea?
Cause he went through and try to agree with the mob.
And now he's putting up stuff that is on the side of the mob.
You think that's an evolution?
I got,
I hope so.
Did you see the Kendrick Lamar song bro?
I broke down the other day.
I hope everyone's waking up.
I can't believe,
I can't believe that the whole world didn't like jump on board with, uh,
Elizabeth,
uh, Ruth and, um, uh and Carolyn Parker for their stunt this weekend just because it would have been the cool thing to do.
But it seems like some people are waking up.
They're like, wow.
But they did that stuff to Greg.
They did that stuff to Dave.
It's just gross.
Who knows?
It also requires just some basic risk assessment and some simple math.
That's it. I mean, just basic. It requires science. Do you know what science is, Peter?
Science is just whatever ideas out there that gives you the best predictive value for whatever you're trying to accomplish. So let's say you are trying to save people from COVID.
Science would say you never quarantine.
You can actually, you never quarantine the healthy people.
Never, ever, ever.
It actually says it on the CDC website.
But we went against the science
and then the batshit crazy people were saying,
no, that was the science to say to get quarantined.
But it's not the science
because the greatest predictive value is always shown
that when people are, when people are,
when there's a virus spreading or something spreading society you never quarantine the healthy
people you only quarantine the sick people and we quarantine the healthy people and exactly what
happened that the science said would happen they fucking died inside and so and so and you know so
i so if you can't do that if you don't have the capacity to know if
that, uh, when it says there's a 70% chance of rain tomorrow, if you don't have the ability
to process that, or if you don't have the ability to say 12,000 people die falling down
the stairs every year in the United States, if you don't have the ability to, to figure
out your own risk assessment in that, then, um, then I don't know what to say.
Well, basically what's happened is, is that you've let emotion instead of logic,
like work for you.
And you've gotten scared.
Like when you're a little kid and you keep,
you think when you're a little kid,
Peter,
at least me,
when you cover yourself,
the monster can't get you.
But if your foot's hanging out,
the monster can get you.
Then at some age,
you stop doing that dumb shit.
You're like,
I,
it's okay if my foot hangs out.
Right?
You follow me, Peter?
We have a whole shitload of adults that can't do that still.
They think that the blanket protects them from the monster.
No, it does not.
But there wasn't even a monster.
Sorry, go ahead.
What if I leave my ass hanging out?
Yeah, it's fine.
Well, someone might tap that shit if you're in Boulder. If yeah it's fine well someone might tap that shit if
you're in boulder if you're in boulder someone like oh i am okay you know then you know that
shit gets tapped how is that um it's actually i mean you see like i'm in long line just outside
of boulder boulder um and boulder is probably one of the wokest cities in the country. Yeah, it was just a month or two ago.
It's pathetic.
Yeah, it's pathetic.
It's crazy the ability for people to create that echo chamber.
You know, most of them speak the quiet part out loud.
You know, they believe that their vision is that we can't spread information
because, you know, information from both sides, because the masses are too dumb to interpret it.
Yes.
And they should interpret it for them.
So they want to, you know, suspend half of the information because only the information they believe to be safe for the masses is what should be spread.
And a lot of that stuff comes out because when it goes from where I'm bolder,
you know, a lot of people have money.
And, you know, money kind of clouds judgment.
Not always, but when you're raised in a society
or in a place with a big university,
you know, vastly more democratic upbringing and money,
there starts to be this kind of sense of help.
You want to help everyone. I think
they're coming from a place
where they think it's good.
I agree with you.
They think it's cool
to feed the seagulls.
They think it's cool to fucking throw bread
and crackers down at the beach and feed the seagulls.
They don't care if the entire beach, the other 12,000
people get shit on. I agree.
They think they're doing the right thing.
It doesn't
preclude them, though,
from being dumb as fuck for doing that
and it being a violent act.
And a vile act.
But I do think that they think that.
It's like, you know, they're trying to
stop using plastic straws
and they're going to use a metal straw. It doesn't matter
if you get that metal,
they had to, you know, mine and
pollute a billion other places.
It's just the fact that on paper
they're quote-unquote saving the turtles
and they can post it on Instagram and show everyone
that they are saving the turtles. It doesn't matter
what heads they had to step on to save those turtles.
Peace and love.
Okay, Peter.
Well, thank you.
That was fun.
Yeah, it really was.
Okay.
Have a great day.
Bye.
I'm getting better at hanging up on people.
This caller wrote...
This caller... Wait, where would this caller wrote?
Gone with the wind.
Hey, the more you guys do start calling in, you know, the shorter and shorter the calls are going to get.
You guys are testing my patience.
I mean, I'm flattered, but I'm, you know, just so you know. We said we're going to put the number up.
I will work some more.
Here we are.
Hi.
What's up, Duran? What's up, Duvon?
What's up, dude?
How you doing?
I'm pretty good.
I'm tripping, though.
Today's not a normal day for me.
I didn't come on.
Like I told Caleb, I was scared to go live.
Can we talk about some CrossFit?
I'd rather not, but go ahead.
All right.
Here's my early take.
I love Hiller.
I love his take that's tuned.
You know, out of Florida, 40-year-old, just doing his thing.
I get it.
But my guy, Dolan Pepper.
He's the New York of the Year.
Yeah, yeah.
I get up on Dolan's jock.
He's dope.
Oh, shit, Jorge.
I'm sorry.
I got to keep talking to this dude.
Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. I had to keep talking to this dude. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm,
I'm,
I'm,
I'm,
I like Dallin.
Yeah.
I,
you know,
that's,
that's actually the only reason I wanted to call.
I know I want to keep it short.
I know there's a lot.
I could get on the Dallin.
I could get on the Dallin train so hard.
I could Dallin all day and,
and,
and yell to people who call him Dallin.
And he's so easy.
Well,
Hey,
it was a good pleasure talking with you.
You know,
I just want to keep
it short and,
uh,
just keep it,
keep it going.
Peace and love.
All right.
Uh,
so,
so I made this post
about healthy drinks
for your child.
Will you play that?
It's right at the top
and then I'll race that
shit.
And,
and I,
and I guess this was
satire.
Son of a,
this guy's a Mexican.
I got to answer.
What's up, man?
What's up, Jorge?
How you doing, brother?
Living the dream.
That's it, baby.
I wanted to get your take on Prohaska versus Glover this weekend.
I know you're a big USC guy.
Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
Oh, man.
Sounds like Darth Vader in here.
I like Prohaska.
I think that fucking thing on top of his head is going to give him some problems eventually in one of these fights.
He got put in a headlock in that last fight and had trouble pulling his head out with that thing on there.
But he will win if it stays standing.
I mean, this is not like rocket science. But if he punches Glover and knocks Glover unconscious and Glover stumbles forward and falls on top of him,
that dude's done.
Because by the time Glover hits the ground,
he's going to come conscious again,
and he is going to...
Glover's old as dirt, too.
You know, we're doing a UFC show with Justin Nunley,
TikTok superstar, and Darian Weeks, uh,
welterweight star from UFC on Friday.
And I'm so pumped.
It's like, it's like the most real,
it makes me feel like I'm, I'm, I'm doing,
doing what I want to do.
And, uh, in there, I'm doing,
I've been started doing research for it today.
And one of the things I saw was,
is that Glover's the oldest first time champ in UFC history.
Yeah. He's like defying the odds for sure 42 i think yeah that's great all right hold on there i think kate kate sounds like
my mom seven on the phone is for your leisure to use when you want not to be the beck and call
pun intended but noted of other people yeah my mom told me that when i was a kid that's great advice
she's been listening for a while i love how much this triggers seven
i don't know what you're talking about nothing triggers me except your mom okay go ahead jorge
yeah i was just saying uh that guy for hospice pretty unique you know he's like yes a samurai
like read the book of five rings uh miyoto musashi i'm man, this guy is like something else. How about on the card too
is our boy Jack
Madalena.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you guys want to...
Anyway, thanks.
Thanks for calling in and getting me pumped up.
My pleasure, man.
I appreciate it.
Okay, I'll talk to you later. Bye.
Hey, do you... you okay i'll do something
funny for you guys fuck wait you guys should i should i call my wife i could i could call i was
thinking about calling my wife i've never had my wife on the show really i could call my wife and
talk to her she's in the car right now we should have have her on sometime. It'd be nice. I don't know what's going on here.
Wait.
Oh, man.
Let's go.
Oh, shit.
Mr. Pratt, hi.
Good morning.
Hey, what's up, sir?
I'm masturbating my boy cock to you, Danny.
I like getting off with older men.
Oh, I do, sir.
I like that.
I like playing with a grown man's cock.
Oh, I'm about to wake you up. I'm sucking your big cock. No, I am. He's talking to you, sir. I like that. I like playing with a grown man's cock. Oh, I love to wake you up.
I'm sucking your big cock.
No, I can't.
He's talking to you, Caleb.
Listen.
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Tell me to suck it.
Yeah.
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The audio.
Hey, spam risk.
Hey, when you call, it says spam risk.
You got to get that shit fixed. Okay, go. Who, spam risk. Hey, when you call, it says spam risk. You got to get that shit fixed.
Okay, go.
Who, me?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
That's weird.
Yeah.
Hey, it's so amazing.
Everyone's voices.
I don't know if you guys watched UFC, like, back in the day, like, in 2001.
Yes, I did.
Well, I watched it.
I watched, like, the first three.
I watched, like, the first UFC.
Do you remember the match between Will Archett versus Mike Grant?
And remember how he won by sucking him off in the middle of the octagon?
And then he was sucking his tooth?
Herb shot his load.
I mean, they cut the camera for the TV, but, you know.
Oh, my God.
What is happening?
That was dope. that was so good oh my goodness and he really got me on that one please call it please call in every show i need
you oh here we go man and these are all different numbers
oh fukowski I'm sorry.
I was just playing.
You can touch Mertens.
Hello?
Oh, shoot.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Hello?
Hello.
I wish I had a Fikowski, but just turn the phone on.
Do not disturb and call your wife.
I just got two dudes who want to suck me off
who called back to back how are you and you hung up on me oh my goodness okay can you just play
that that i want to apologize because i put i yeah this thing okay so i thought this was real
and i apologize but i'm not pulling it down, but, but it's just watch this.
Hold on. Hold on. Can you pause that? Hold on.
Hey, that was one of the guys wants to suck me off. I was going to tell him just to swing by my house later. Okay. Go ahead. Play that thing again. Go ahead.
Mix together a Hawaiian punch and a baby bottle pop candy mix that around really well and then
put in a handful of gummy candies after that we have to of course add creamer it turns into such
a pretty color my son loves this drink would you try it there is the perfect healthy summer
and then down at the bottom it says like satire this is not real but the truth is i'm going to
tell you guys don't tell anyone but i saw
that i saw the mom and she was like fat and i saw the kid and he was like on his way to fat and i
just thought geez these people are fucked and then i thought these people get to weigh in on the
decision of whether we we force injections on our kid no thank you but then it says satire i never
went back to the site to see if the whole site was a satire site, but it's run by this lady.
Couldn't find it again.
Seven watch UFC before school.
I don't know about that.
I definitely didn't see.
I definitely didn't see the match where the dude got blown in the middle of the ring.
Okay.
Anyway,
I apologize for posting that.
I get,
I get,
not for posting,
but for misleading,
misleading.
Okay.
Um,
let,
let's see if,
uh,
if I can call my wife right here, let's see if she'll come on. She, I don't think she's going to like this, um let's see if uh if i can call my wife right here let's see
if she'll come on i don't think she's gonna like this but let's see oh shoot uh what's her number
oh let's see i wonder if she's listening to the show.
She teaches a breathing and meditation class.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
You're live on the air.
Okay.
Hello.
What are you doing?
I'm driving. you having fun yeah i was actually listening to your show did you know i was gonna call did you hear those did
you hear those two dudes who called and wanted to blow me i was a little behind nope that was
on to that part are you sure they were guys guys? You're really missing out. I'm pretty sure they were guys.
You're spoiling it for me.
I'm not there yet.
You're going to pick the kids up?
I am.
What are we having for dinner tonight?
I thought it was your night to cook.
Oh, darn it.
Well, you know what we'll have if I'm cooking.
Tell them. Tell them what we'll have if I'm cooking? Tell them.
Tell them what we'll have if I'm cooking.
Well, tell them what?
Tell them what I'll have, what we'll have if I'm cooking.
If I was in charge of dinner, what would we eat?
Yeah, that's true.
Tell them.
Tell them, woman.
Tell them.
Well, salami, cheese, cucumber, cut up nicely on a spread, a charcuterie board, is that how you pronounce it? I never know how to pronounce that word.
A charcuterie board?
Yes. Devon's version of it anything
else that's it watermelon watermelon and a glass of milk with liver king powder
this is the poorest man's dinner i've ever heard Dude That's so bad If she leaves me alone with the kids, that's all we eat
I just chop cucumbers and some meat and cheese
And that's dinner always
My kids love it, they just know
They just know
No one even gets their own plate
It's just like gather around it
No, it's all on my plate
We need one of those ladies
I'll invite like 10 people over
and she's like what are we eating
I'm like just cucumber salami and cheese
what do you mean
you want me to order a pizza
hey
on a serious note
the dog
was on our bed
the big dog
on our bed
yeah have you ever seen that before?
No.
You don't let your dog in your bed?
No, our dog is huge.
Our dog could kill you on accident.
And it's a vicious dog.
Gotcha.
It can't be on the bed.
You have to be alpha at all times with this fucking thing.
He's encroaching on the territory.
Yeah.
Anyway, okay. What did you do? Is the territory. Yeah. Anyway. Okay.
You don't want to know what I did. I don't want to know. All right.
I love you. Thanks for taking care of me and the family.
And thanks for coming on the show.
Anytime. Okay. I'll be there with dinner soon. Okay. I love you. Bye.
Bye Haley. Okay. Love you. Bye. Bye Caleb. The only caller we've had that doesn't want to dinner soon. Okay. I love you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Love you. Bye. Bye.
Caleb.
The only caller we've had that doesn't want to blow me.
Okay.
Um,
uh,
how about you pull up white claw is white claws.
Bad.
Oh,
okay.
Shit.
Oh, Shreveport, Louisiana. i know some people there i know a doctor there
hello hello hi hey hi how you doing good how are you wait uh i'm an actually amateur
female mma fighter have you guys ever heard of the cooter clutch
how how do you call from a different phone number every time?
I'm sorry.
How do you call from a different phone every time?
What do you mean?
Oh, you're breaking up pretty bad. Oh, it must be something through a computer.
That's why. How?
Excuse me? Nothing. Go ahead. computer. That's why. How? Excuse me?
Nothing.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
What about your cooter?
No, the cooter clutch.
It's when you squeeze their legs like a watermelon.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, and then you got to pop it out of the socket.
Yeah.
And lock it and drop it.
Uh-huh.
Have you guys ever seen that before?
I think Valentina Shevchenko did it once.
I don't think she has.
Well, she should.
I mean, she's got those legs.
I like it how you know her.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting a little bit hot and bothered right now.
I like it how you know her name.
Well, thank you for calling your sweet young thing.
Are you boy or girl?
Excuse me? Are you boy or girl? Excuse me?
Are you assuming my gender?
Are you trying to assume my gender?
No, I'm trying to guess your genitalia.
Do you have cock and balls or vagina?
Oh, the vagina.
Yes.
You have one of those?
Yes, sir.
All right.
Well, enjoy it.
Thank you for calling.
Bye-bye.
The surgery went well
matt pratt seven you keep saying i was one of the guys that wanted to blow you
who called in level i just want to ask you does mal have a shot at being tia no
i do know enough about crossfit uh caleb does mal have a shot of being to you i don't even know anymore i know no no
tia is unbeatable old not even just the justin madaris is unbeatable and he can't even beat
tia do you do you remember in the rich froning movie when they are like marcus hongren and all
those guys were just talking about how uh they uh they're like oh rich is getting washed up he's a little old he's
flatlined all that other shit i feel like people started saying that shit about tia recently when
she started taking on athletes but i just it's gonna be another it's it's just it's just like
rich she's not her her she fucking unleashed holy hell at Torian Pro.
And her body looked...
Doesn't even look real.
No.
The most amazing physique.
I mean, it's nuts.
It's nuts.
She looks like a perfect woman.
And performs...
I mean, I don't know what to say.
She seems larger than life.
When I saw her in real life,
I did not think she was like...
She's like, what, 5'6"?
5'5"? I don't know. I think
she's small.
When I see her on TV,
she looks like...
Just larger than...
Same with Amanda Barnhart.
Amanda Barnhart doesn't look real either.
Amanda Barnhart looks like she's
an avatar like she needs a tail plug into her tail would you plug into amanda barnhart's tail
if you had a tail definitely yeah we'd link up uh white claw is bad for you will you play that clip
yeah i don't know yeah i'm feeling better but you know what i i was fooling around today in the gym
i climbed the ladder pretty high today for like a couple hours i was moving a ladder around doing I don't know. Yeah, I'm feeling better, but you know what? I was fooling around today in the gym.
I climbed the ladder pretty high today for like a couple hours. I was moving a ladder around doing some trimming in the yard and I didn't feel like myself. Okay, watch this. I really like this.
I sent this to a bunch of friends. White claw. I just found it over there in the woods. It's
black cherry flavored. Lots of people don't understand what goes into their body the moment they drink this.
All right, this is a white claw.
I just.
Did you see what it was?
It's good, right?
Wow, I didn't know it would do such a thing. Hey, the creativity on social media is so great uh just drop it off out front the pizza
and i'll come around and get it in 20 minutes i'm in the middle of a podcast
oh shoot darn it again ruining my one line hi are you an m MMA fighter that wants to blow me?
No, but I did intern at UFC.
Yes.
Why do you laugh?
Because you have the disguised voice.
What?
I'm at the old location on Sahara Avenue, right there with the In-N-Out.
I love it. Perfect.
Yeah.
In the partnership marketing.
I'm not bullshitting you. I see you guys laughing. I believe you. i don't know what to believe today i don't even know if that was really my wife
oh my god yeah did you see that white claw did you know that if you drink white
white claws have dildos in them that's incredible tommy drinks white claw oh jesus
i like this guy oh my goodness
i just want to give a shout out to my buddy ava she came out of the closet during pride month I like this guy. Oh my goodness.
I just want to give a shout out to my buddy Avaz. He came out of the closet during Pride Month.
Avaz? What's up, Avaz?
He's a fag fucker.
Welcome, welcome, Avaz.
Love you, buddy.
Love you.
Well, that's cool.
Everyone should come out.
Reality and truth is what's in your head. How about that?
Just going to go through and just destroy this list of stuff.
Yeah, I know. Richard Margerine.
I want to know if Richard Margerine and Dick Butter are the same guy.
Oh, this is great. How have I not seen this movie yet?
I don't have time to see this, but this guy is so good.
What's his name? Matt Burns? Matt Marshall? Matt? Matt Walsh.
Matt Walsh. My goodness, Matt.
Male
gametes. That's what makes me male.
No. Your sperm
don't make you male. Then what does?
It's a constellation.
In reality.
In truth. Okay.
Whose truth are we talking about? The same truth
that says we're sitting in this room right now, you and I.
No, you're not listening.
If I see a chicken laying eggs and I say that's a female chicken laying eggs,
did I assign female or am I just observing a physical reality that's happening in the world?
Does a chicken have gender identity?
Does a chicken cry?
Does a chicken commit suicide?
Let's frame it because you're talking, you're trying to.
A chicken has sex like any biological organism.
Chicken has an assigned gender, but a chicken doesn't have a gender identity.
So we assign female to chickens when they lay eggs?
We assume they're female if they lay eggs.
Male.
So do you guys see what's going on there? Outside of the fact that it's absurd, it seems like a Saturday Night Live skit.
outside of the fact that it's absurd, it seems like a Saturday Night Live skit.
There's two mechanisms there.
The only two mechanisms that people ever use when you start digging into the truth.
I don't want to pick on any of my guests,
but there's some guests that when I've had on that,
like I think we're going to go deep and we don't because,
because they, I mean, I see people use this mechanism all the time,
but one of them is, is you shift the subject, you shift away. But the other one is, is you call the other person into the conversation. It's often referred to as ad hominem. If when you attack the person,
the way she did, it was more subtle. She said, you're not listening. You never do that. So if
you were, if you were with a comedic, if you were a theater person and you guys were going to do,
what's that called when, not to do um what's that called when
uh not ad lib what's it called when theater people just go on stage and they do like improv improv
thank you caleb god you're a mind reader i don't give you shit and you just read my mind when you
do improv if caleb and i were there and i was doing improv the you always have the the rule is
always push everything forward so i would be like oh God, can you believe the size of that dinosaur? Caleb doesn't say that's not a dinosaur
or he doesn't say it's not tall. Yeah. He goes and it's purple too. I've never seen a purple
dinosaur. And then I, I, I don't say, um, it's not purple. I say, is it laying eggs, Caleb?
And then, and then you just keep pushing the story forward. And when you do that,
good things happen. You just keep digging, digging. Well, when you're speaking with someone,
if the two people can stay out of the conversation personally, you can get to the truth.
So few people can do it. This happened today to me. So few people can do it they either have to bring themselves into it
or they have to bring you into it because it gets to a depth where it's uncomfortable for them
they start dipping into the unknown there's a vulnerability there and so he's doing he's doing
that to her um he well he he wants to go somewhere with her
but both people have to be vulnerable and she shifts she says you're not listening
but then she also switches it he just wants to know she could have just said i don't know
but instead she switches the subject to something called gender identity
he's not he's he's that that doesn't even mean anything
identity he's not he's he's that that doesn't even mean anything and uh that that is that unfortunately i don't mean this unfortunately that's a that's a mental disorder at that point
because now you're conflating go ahead go ahead i feel like they're almost caught up in like this
inception of like have you ever seen the movie inception where like they get to the point i didn't understand it at all that was the leonardo
dicaprio one yeah they just like get to a point where they don't even understand what reality is
they just keep like building these different like mazes like microcosms of like worlds and worlds
and worlds and worlds and i feel like at this point they've just gotten to the point where
they don't even know what is or isn't reality. So they just keep talking in circles and talking in circles, and you can't even navigate through
it to have a discussion with them.
But that's the problem.
They think they do.
And so they can't have just a real vulnerable conversation with like, okay, is this a cup?
Can we agree?
As soon as he said, okay, are we both sitting here?
And she said, i know what you're
trying to do and then there it is she brought him into the conversation again you don't have to do
that it's sad it's um there's nothing and it comes from fear it comes from fear and politics
it's the same thing when they ask that woman, the Supreme Court justice, what is a woman? And she could have just answered it.
But she's afraid that they're playing games. They're afraid she's playing games. And both people are becoming stupid. Here's the thing, too. Someone in the comments on youtube wrote i like savon's podcast but i
stopped listening because he always interjects politics into it and i would argue with you that
it's not politics i would argue that i don't do politics i know i use that word liberal and use
that word democrat because i came from there but i'd argue that it's just law. I'm just trying to be logical. And I just have,
and, and, and, and my, my angle is, is that I have concerns for society specifically for what,
how my kids are going to be brought up in it and what they're going to have to deal with.
They're going to deal with people who, who are going to be telling them that certain things
are real that are not absolutely not real thoughts. And it's okay for everyone to have
their own thoughts, but it's not for everyone to have their own thoughts,
but it's not okay to project them onto the world.
You can't say that every Jew is bad
and deserves to be burned.
It's not acceptable.
I mean, you can say it,
but you can't make it your agenda.
You can say whatever you want, but you can't make it your agenda. You can say whatever you want, but you can't make it your agenda and force it onto other people.
You can't have intolerance.
And there's this agenda around intolerance that's being pushed, that's just being fabricated.
COVID was one of them. We saw it happen.
You saw I posted something else again today.
It's two pictures of
the same
storefront. One says,
everyone's welcome. The other one says, you must wear
a mask. It's a lie.
This isn't
politics. This is
dishonesty. This is just no integrity.
There's a school now I saw somewhere.
I'll bring it up.
I'll bring it up on the thing.
I think over the past three years,
or I guess now,
the excuse for the past three years is like,
oh, well, we didn't know.
I mean, for COVID at least we did know but we did know the first data to come out of china and i've said this a million times is that the vast majority was like 90 of all the people dying
in china were men 65 and older who had been smoking for 30 years or more. And the second highest group was their spouses, you know, right there. And, and if you can think, you know, right away that it's not age
age is there. These are all correlates. If you don't know what correlates is, take a minute and look it up. These are not cause and effect.
It's so
important in order to think clearly.
Your life will be so much happier.
You can be free like me.
And party.
I think people who
work in the medical field have
this emotional tie to everything too now.
Just because they've had to deal... i understand there was a significant amount of
people who were uh on vents and they were dying and then like in the initial stages of this and
everything so like the people who were there during that time they have like this emotional
tie to people getting covid and like preventing people from getting covid or prevent people from
dying and all that other stuff but like they don, they're not looking at it from an objective standpoint
anymore. They're looking at it subjectively with their emotions. Yeah. Yeah. It's all,
it's, it's a moat. It's all emotion. It's never, I mean, people want to debate me in the gun thing
and my DMS and all it's the exact same thing with COVID. I just want to know if you ban guns,
you're saying if you ban all guns, no kids would be killed.
Okay.
What are the other consequences?
If we killed everyone, no one would be killed.
I mean, you're just not making any sense.
You think you are because you're emotionally fucking separated from the fucking big picture.
They thought that if they put everyone inside and did a quarantine that it would
stop covid that's that's like just idiocy but but that's the same idiocy with no one thought of the
consequences the consequences are massive mental mental illness we thought we would fucking hate
on cops because 12 unarmed black men were killed the consequences thousands of black men were killed
additionally this year because of that what are the consequences of banning these guns?
You don't want to talk about it because you're emotionally – you're just emotionally – or you're myopic and you're just looking at the world like this.
Okay, we got a wrong gun.
They're like, oh, this is a problem.
This is a solution.
Yeah.
We're good.
It's like, okay, well, did you see what happened last time?
There was an unarmed population and somebody didn't like them?
Right.
And if you're so right, look at the big picture and answer my question.
If you're so right.
I don't know if I'm right.
But you can't tell me that.
So we're not doing it.
We're not bringing in a frog onto our island to get rid of this insect.
And then that frog fucking wipes everything else out.
And then the deer die.
Ban guns, feed the war machine with 40 billion.
I know, all that stuff too, but I just
want to stay to the logical point.
Just, okay. Stock and oil
Democrats. How about that?
Speaking of, I'm not political.
Everyone keeps telling me I look like this guy, Zeus.
I don't know who this guy is.
This is pretty cool.
Check this out.
I follow this page.
Check this out.
This is kind of crazy.
In January, I made a video talking about how Congressman Debbie Schultz was loading up on shares of the oil drilling company Patterson Energy.
And I found her purchase interesting for two reasons. With the first
being that she's on the House Committee for Energy and Water, which may give you a unique
insight into the company. And secondly, she's a Democrat who, in my experience, typically don't
invest into oil and gas stocks. Well, she finally sold it as of today, June 2nd. And I went to check
how it's done since then. And the stock is up over 100% since the start of the year. And this
is pretty crazy to think about when you consider the fact that the overall market
is down pretty substantially since that point.
So to see what else lawmakers are buying and selling right now,
check out my website,
where I stream their trades live.
Dang.
That guy follows all the politicians
and watches their investments.
Yeah, I always find that super interesting.
It's a cool Instagram account.
Insider training.
I don't even know.
Victim mindset
start. Victim mindset
bitch start show with this. Oh, this is something
I thought was good enough to start the show with.
Uh-oh. This is making me nervous.
Oh, yeah. Oh, this is the guy
everyone says I should try to get on the show.
Be good.
Is this the guy who owns
First Form? I'm connecting the dots
now. Is this the guy that owns First Form?
That's the supplement company?
Yeah, I can't remember.
No winner's circle. Zero.
There's no Olympic medal. There's no
fucking championship trophy. There's no fucking winner's circle. There's no Halllympic medal there's no fucking championship trophy
there's no fucking winner's circle there's no hall of fame for who the biggest fucking victims are
all the championship stories all the awards all the accolades all the riches all the fucking glory
goes to people who overcome shit not whine about the same motherfucking shit for 10 years straight on the fucking internet.
You can look forward or you can look backwards, but you can't look both ways at the same
motherfucking time. Are you going to sit there for the rest of your fucking life and talk about
all the hard shit that's happened? Learn what you need to learn from the things that have happened
to you and move the fuck on. So instead of spending all your time telling yourself this fucking story
of how you can't move forward
because you're this, this, this, this,
recognize that you're actually
being a fucking bitch.
Think about it.
You will never get where you want to go
playing the victim.
Booyah!
That's a 75 hard cut.
No, oh,
I think that's also the first form guy
Someone tell me
Someone will know in the comments
Andy Frizzle pops up on my feed randomly
On motivational videos
Yashigami
Yashigami
Is that his real name Yashigami
Seems legit
Yashigami Oh yeah yeah someone wrote yes he owns first form Seems legit.
Yashgami.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Someone wrote, yes, he owns First Form.
Oh, and that's what I think Hunter was telling me,
that that's a really cool company.
Yeah, he was talking about it.
All right.
Well, I need a benefactor, so.
Okay, I want to show you this thing. Will you bring up this article? So one of the tenets of parenting is that, if you're going to be a good parent, is that when you give your kid consequences, they have to be related to the event.
you, um, your kid knocks over his glass of milk. The consequences, he has to stop eating,
stop what he's doing, go get some rags and clean it up. That's the consequence. You don't, um,
you don't make the consequence something. If they do something bad, like if they throw a rock and break a window, the consequence isn't, um000 burpees. The consequence is sweep up the glass
and put together a plan on how you're going to pay for that broken window and then execute on it.
There has to be a tie to the consequence to the bad deed. So I'll give you another example in
politics. When certain states weren't raising the drinking age, I think Texas didn't raise it to 21.
They were the last ones to do it. Maybe the federal government said, we're not going to
give any states money for the highways that don't raise the drinking age to 21. And it's tied there,
right? We don't want to support drunk drivers on the road. So we're going to take away your money
to build roads and take care of your roads. Like if we're going to be partners on the road, we're going to take away your money to build roads and take care of your roads like if we're going to be partners on the roads we want to make some decisions who drives on the road
okay and and whether they're sober or not sober so there's a connection there okay you guys see
me on that you feel me on that and it's it's sort of difficult for some parents to stay in line with
that i know it sounds simple when i say it but people fuck it up okay well you but the punishment
needs to be related to the crime so caleb's going to bring this up this says no free lunch biden admin will pool meal funding
for schools that don't comply with lesbian gay bisexual transgender trans agenda i think that's
what lgbt so lesbian i want to tell you guys a lesbian a lesbian is when a female that when
someone with a vagina wants to be intimate when someone with a vagina wants to be intimate, uh, when someone
with a vagina also wants to be with someone with a vagina, like their life partner or their
girlfriend. And so it's two vaginas and gay. I think gay can be, uh, both. I think gay,
you can be, I could be wrong, but, um, I think gay look up the word gay. I don't know, but let's
say gay, just for the sake of this story, the spirit of the story is two dudes with peacocks who they want to be
intimate with each other. Like that's, that, that's your,
that's your preference. You're not into, into vagina.
And then bi is like, you do both.
And trans is, I think you were a dude and now you're a girl.
Oh no. Gay can be both ways. so it's kind of oh especially a man
okay yeah yeah okay so so yeah okay fine there's no go figure there's no actually hard definition
for gay but but but it's it's same genitalia wanting to touch and trans i think is you had
what you have one genitalia but you wish you had the other. Pull up that word too, trans.
Let's see.
So all of these definitions, though, my point is it doesn't matter if I have them accurate or not for this.
Denoting or relating to a person who's sense of personal identity and gender does not correspond with their birth sex.
So that word doesn't even like, that's not even,
that's not even a real word. I mean, that's, that's not even science.
I mean, you can't even ground that in anything because genders,
it's an imaginary, Oh man, what a mess this word is. Okay.
But anyway,
it basically is if you have a cock and you want a vagina,
you have a genie want to cock. Okay. Go back to the article again.
This entire thing, so we know it's all about cock.
It's all about genitalia.
This is all about genitalia.
No free lunch.
Biden admin will pool meal funding for schools that don't comply with its genitalia agenda.
I don't know if trans has to do with sexual identity to be honest i think that
because the other the others do the others are like who you want to like who's genitalia you
want to put in your mouth or rub against your genitalia i don't know if trans is if i want to
be completely honest that's just like dealing with your own genitalia they didn't say like i don't
know if you're a dude and you want a vagina then i I don't know if trans, if you're, if you're trans bi, I, who knows from there,
but, but they're different. The first three letters are different than the fourth letter
in terms of the action. Those first three are based on like, on, on, on intimacy,
sexual intimacy, that, that fourth one, who knows? No one one knows how does that have anything to do with
lunches at schools is my point how is there a connection there how about like like
if you don't sexualize if you don't if you don't if you don't sexualize your kids if you don't
have a sexual agenda in your school i i don't understand how that's tied in with lunch.
That's like bullying.
It's like what you do.
If you took a girl out on a date and paid for the food,
you'd expect her to put out.
It's like that.
That's what the government's saying.
There's no connection.
You paid for the lunch, and now you expect your girl to hook up. It's like that. That's what the government's saying. There's like no connection. You paid for the lunch
and now you expect your girl
to like hook up with you?
Go fuck yourself.
And is the LGBT agenda
is that them like talking about it in classrooms?
Like allowing them to talk about it in classrooms?
I don't even know what that is.
And that's probably a whole nother thing.
But it's just bizarre to me.
How, who,
who,
who thought that that was okay to make that connection,
find some other connection,
take their lunch money away.
How about this?
If they,
if they buy any food from Nestle,
then we take their,
their federal funding away.
Okay.
I'm down with that.
Fucking no candy bars.
If they don't have,
if they don't make it a zone meal, we're taking their money away. Okay. I with that. Fucking no candy bars. If they don't have, if they don't make it a zone meal,
we're taking their money away.
Okay.
I get that.
But if you don't talk about cock and balls and vagina with the kids,
the cock and balls and vagina agenda,
this is fucking nuts.
It's,
it's not even a connection.
I know most of you just don't like the fact that the cock and balls and
shit are being talked about in school,
but that's a whole different story.
Okay.
It's just,
it's not, it's, it's, it's not right. It story okay it's just it's not it's it's
not right it's it's it's bad thinking again it's bad thinking again okay uh what's this one gay
rights okay here we go anomaly my boy anomaly i should i would i should ask him if he's on the
show again this is pretty funny here we go operations. Corporations exposed. BMW, BMW Middle East.
Mercedes-Benz, Mercedes-Benz Middle East. Uber, gay in the West, not in Sri Lanka. Coca-Cola,
gay in the West, not in Ghana. If these corporations care about gay rights so much,
why don't they stop business or try to pressure politicians and legislation in Africa
and the Middle East? It's because they're full of shit. And it's not just the big corporations,
it's most activists. Do you hear even an ounce of gratefulness out of anybody in the West? Like,
oh, we get to do this here, be outward with it, be open. It's pretty rare in human history.
You know, I'm grateful to live in America where they allow this. None of that. They just hate us,
you know, I'm grateful to live in America where they allow this. None of that. They just hate us,
hate the country, hate the people here, hate the culture and stay awfully silent about cultures who don't allow them. It makes you really wonder, do they really like and love the things that they
talk about or do they just hate us? Big corporations exposed. BM. Bam. I like that.
Uber gay here, not in Sri Lanka. It it's just like formula one they have like this
big push to like no more war like stop human trade slave slave or whatever and
yet they're still gonna go race in the middle east and they're not gonna not do that like
nobody's gonna pull their funding for that it's
like here you guys you guys don't really give a shit do you no they don't i don't blame them for
not giving a shit i don't give a shit either but but but to lie about it i blame them for that
i don't blame them for giving a shit you don't have to give a shit it's your fucking company
but the lying shit fuck you it makes me makes me you the same integrity that you have that represents your company has gone into built
into into your product and we all know that okay alpha move damn darn now we're going to talk about
crossfit again did you guys see this post on uh dave castro's instagram this so the, the,
the,
the story with,
um,
hero wads is it's a,
it was always a very,
very,
uh,
sensitive issue over at CrossFit Inc.
When I was there,
these were taken very,
very seriously.
You had to be some dude or some chick or some trans or some something that was killed in the line of duty.
You couldn't have died. This guy says passed away from cancer while active in duty that,
that in the, in the past, that wouldn't have, that wouldn't have flown.
There's been all sorts of ones that, that, that I've seen anyway.
And, and, and the process you you had the the person that you had
to we had to prove someone had to prove that they did crossfit and then the the mom and dad and like
the family and the wife had to be okay with the hero one then maybe there was a couple other things
too dave doesn't even work at crossfit as far as we. Unless you get Diablo's newsletter. And it says this is from
the TDC, the Dave Castro Instagram account, blue checkmark. This Saturday, this is last Saturday.
This Saturday is one year since Zach Miller passed away from cancer while on active duty. if you need a workout for the weekend hit this one up over the years greg and
i created a number of hero workouts a handful for heroes i work with i didn't serve with zach but i
was an instructor when he went through but so that just shows uh uh dave is has some emotional
attachment to this guy he bent the rules for him uh cool down with bicep curls that's really weird that's
just must be just oh probably because that dude liked bicep curls yeah that's hilarious that's
awesome okay and uh and he and he's saying consider this now an official crossfit hero what
who the fuck is this guy consider this now an official
CrossFit hero
he can't do that can he
he can do whatever he wants
he can do whatever he wants
alpha Dave
alpha Dave
he says it's a hero WOD
it's a hero WOD
so be it friend of mine left their checkbook at the dmv the other day right on the counter bam
next day they can't find their checkbook they go back to the dmv and uh
They go back to the DMV and they ask, hey, did I leave my checkbook here?
And the DMCV says, here, look through our lost and found box.
And it's a box and they just give it to her.
And it's like a like a wine box or like a box that holds like apples, you know.
And she looks in there. She's digging through all the shit like sweatshirts and just pens and just all the garbage,
and bam, there's her checkbook.
She wipes the coronavirus off her checkbook.
In Australia, they put her in quarantine for six months.
Canada, they give her an anal suppository.
UK, they feed her 30 Big Macs.
But this is the US, so you don't have to do none of that shit.
But in the hierarchy of dumb shit and not being a valuable human
and just like go jump off a bridge, like go fuck yourself,
that is closer.
Not calling someone when they leave their checkbook there.
They're not putting your card away.
I don't care if you never put your card away.
You find someone's checkbook or wallet.
You call the number on it.
It's the only decent thing to do.
You don't put it in a box with a bunch of other shit if you
do that like you're a do you have no self-worth are you never going to get ahead in life do you
not think that it's important to think about anybody it's pathetic when i hear stories like
that well someone at least no one stole it i don't care i don't care like i'm not a lowest It's pathetic when I hear stories like that.
Well, at least no one stole it.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I'm not a lowest common denominator guy.
People should do their best.
Be your best person.
Put the shopping cart away.
Yeah, put the shopping cart away too.
But do you know how bummed people are when they lose their wallet? Do you know how happy they are when they find it?
Their checkbook? Who uses a checkbook you know this is probably some like 132 year old lady who's like
can't handle the stress of losing her shit 175 year old man
just bums me out. Okay. Last man standing clip.
Gun.
Gun.
Do you see that?
Yep.
Did you see Jeff Burge?
Backspot 405.
Who?
Jeff Burgefield.
Oh, no.
It doesn't surprise me.
He's been getting just strong. He's doing the Josh Bridges thing, right? Pay the man program. Oh, no. It doesn't surprise me. He's been getting just strong.
He's doing the Josh Bridges thing, right?
Pay the man program?
Dude, it's a tank.
Okay.
What are you doing?
Cleaning a flintlock.
Oh.
My computer just froze.
No problem.
No problem.
Hold on.
Oh, man, my notes are a mess.
I swear I'm going to fix my notes.
I'm sorry they're such a mess.
I'm trying to go through them.
Trying to go through them.
Trying to go through them.
What are you doing?
Cleaning a flintlock musket from the Revolutionary War
while enjoying a little bacon and biscuits.
This is what our forefathers died for.
Can you do that in your den?
The Bill of Rights says I can do this wherever I want to do this.
Well, what if your two-year-old grandson walked in here?
And overpowers me?
Your back could be turned.
You could be reaching for a piece of bacon.
Yeah, he could grab the musket out of my hand,
shove me to the ground,
pour the correct amount of powder in here, take the ramrod, jam it down there,
get a musket ball, put that in there, take the ramrod back out, jam that down there,
half cock it, put a percussion cap in there, fully cock the thing,
and somehow shoot me in the foot.
Just keep the safety on?
Honey, this whole gun is the safety.
It's a miracle we're not speaking British right now.
Morning, Mom.
Hi, sweetie.
What you got there?
69 caliber flintlock?
That's my girl.
I don't need to say nothing.
I don't need to say nothing.
Yeah, that's great.
Agency made to protect
America. Oh, speaking of guns this is it's funny
this is a super old uh old one that i that i needed to get to what pop this up this is just
classic crap this is the stuff that people in other countries i mean a lot of people in other
countries don't understand about the united states just don't understand politics or the government
in general because they trust their government so much And that's why they end up with people like Trudeau.
So listen up if you're from Canada, Australia, or the UK.
The Homeland Security Agency created after the 2001 terrorist attack to protect the nation's
transportation system has been quite busy investigating and finding travelers who do not wear masks to supposedly slow the spread of COVID-19. Since February 2021, when
the face mask security directive was implemented to March 2022, the Transportation Security
Administration has investigated more than 3,800 cases involving non-mask passengers,
according to a federal audit.
The agency charged with preventing another 9-11 issued more than 2,700 warning notices and over 900 civil penalties against passengers.
Do you see what happened here?
The government wasted their time investigating people for things that didn't matter?
Yeah, and you built one thing to do one thing, and now it's doing something else that's
horrible.
That's actually killing people.
I can't believe they went from investigating people for terroristic threats to –
And do you know why they did that?
Job security.
Those people want to keep their jobs.
They don't care.
And you – and that's the thing also that people don't understand.
When you – every time they raise
taxes oh but elon can afford it you're such a dipshit seven all the rich guys can i don't care
if they can afford it or not i would rather they spend it on bentley's and tipping young men
working at hotels and girls working at young girls working at hotels and and and paying for
services than giving it to the government.
So the government can form agencies that are giving 3,800 tickets or 2,700 tickets. No, sorry. 900, 900 tickets at $699 a piece.
I'm not interested in treating our people like that.
That's not how I want my money, my tax money spent.
Have you ever seen the face on somebody who's tipped like $20?
Yeah. Dude dude they're
like incredulous about it don't ever ask me that again i used to be rich i used to tip that shit
all the time oh i do it just because just because now now i give a dollar and and and hate them for
it and hate them there was one guy he was giving me a wash. He was like drying my car and he ran around the car.
Like if he, if he forgot a towel, he ran back to the supplies,
grabbed a towel and ran back.
I've never seen somebody work so hard to wash cars.
Yeah.
That dude deserved a 20.
My wife got mad at me for it.
I was like, that motherfucker deserves it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very good, dude. You are a good dude. Yeah. Yeah. Very good,
dude.
You are a good dude.
Okay.
This is why guys are so cool.
By the way,
this next one,
girls,
I shouldn't say that.
I'm not knocking you,
but this is why men are so cool.
Cause we can do shit like this.
We're just so cool.
It's so awesome.
Like,
this is like alpha man shit.
This is just so cool.
I love this.
Watch this. so awesome like this is like alpha man shit this is just so cool i love this watch this
how good is that yes
dudes can just do shit like that that's awesome it's like the guy that walked around and started
laying on other dudes and they're just like yeah yeah yeah yeah dudes can just do that shit that's
cool dudes like real dudes just grab a random dude's hand next to you and cross the street
that's awesome oh i love it uh where was that oh oh yeah i skipped some okay go back up to
this why i'll never wear nike this is this nike is a just a scumbag predator company they're just
predators they just live off of stupid people they live off of stupid people look at this
this is a shoe that they've made. It's their activist shoe.
They have a military shoe, an EMT fire shoe, a healthcare shoe.
They don't even have a first responder shoe.
They have a military shoe.
They have a shoe for activists.
Do you know what activists are?
Activists are people who complain, who talk about things like white fragility. They burn Ferguson down. They talk about Black Lives Matter, just all that shit. return their checkbook to them. Do you know how much more valuable you are as a human being when you do that?
And put a Black Lives Matter sign in your
front lawn?
Or when you burn a building down?
I think Cole Sager wore these at
the MAC and I got a little bit more respect for him
for it.
Why?
I don't know.
Just cause he appreciates people who are EMT and fire.
Oh,
you're making me sick.
Fuck Nike.
They don't even care.
Come on,
man.
Uh,
okay.
Number 57.
Oh,
maybe I've played this before.
Oh, nope. This one's good. This guy's's great i'd like to get this guy on the show he dm'd me the other day this guy did yeah promoting his uh music oh so it wasn't really
like a personal dm oh hey there bud it seems to me that you think I don't like black people, so I should join those people.
It's really interesting to me that you would say that considering you don't like me, which is why you said that, which is kind of funny because I'm a black person.
And if you as a black person don't like black people, maybe you should take your own advice.
Oh, hey there, bud.
Isn't logic weird?
Everything's so backwards.
Isn't logic amazing?
Oh my God.
Eric Utley.
I just bought an $8,000 motorcycle
to combat the high gas prices
50 miles per gallon though
return on investment should be pretty quick
I've been trying to convince my wife
to let me get a motorcycle
she don't like it
man I know you guys are going to laugh but
Vespas are amazing
I got the nicest Vespa
I rode it from San Diego to Santa cruz is it red no silver it's
dope it's got a pipe on it and everything uh oh my goodness
i just got an incoming message saying that Alex Parker wore those activist shoes while typing her petition to get rid of Chase.
Too good.
She is now giving them away.
She's doing a raffle and she's giving them away signed and she's going to give all the money she makes to,
uh,
chase so that,
um,
you can get them through the tough times after CrossFit fires him for saying
that the Dallas Cowboys were better than the Philadelphia Eagles or whatever
the fuck he said.
Uh,
number 62,
man, some of these are old. Sorry guys guys i don't even know what this one is they poison your kids and you're worried about ukraine and covid and racism
let's see what this is okay here we go uh oh my goodness okay let me scroll down a second
what is this hello rocket family let me see what this is scroll down a second. What is this? Hello, Rocket family. Let me see what this is. Scroll down.
Besides that, wow, scroll down a little bit. I want to see where this is from.
No, no, no, the top.
No, sorry.
Top scroll up.
Fleming Keith Robinson on April 12th, Mayo Elementary School.
Hello, Rocket family.
Besides the fact that students will be safer with COVID vaccination.
Not true.
Not true. Not true.
There are other incentives here.
A few schoolwide incentives.
Currently 29% of our students have received vaccination.
Let's go listen.
They're giving vaccinated kids.
A Slurpee looks huge,
a taco and a hot dog.
One of my friends told me the other day that his kid got,
I told him not to get his kid vaccinated with any vaccines.
They got his kid vaccine,
like whatever one of the ones you get your kid when they're two and they're
the kid's left leg just blew up like a balloon.
The doctor's like, ah, it's normal. They're like,
we're not doing that anymore.
You know what else is funny is my friends who are not taking their kids to
school because of school shootings. It's like's like dude that's the least of your worries
get in jet robert said it right yes yes get injected and get free diabetes on the side i know
how are you trusting the person telling you that the vaccine works while they feed your kid a
fucking hot dog i'm not saying i'm not saying i'm not saying feed your kid a fucking hot dog.
I'm not saying you should never have
a hot dog. I'm just saying that
you should never have a Slurpee.
Okay, I'm not even
going to go there.
There's not a consistency there.
Okay, what's this portal?
What's a 67 portal?
Oh, yes, yes. Goodness, I love stuff like this.
Yes. Okay. You're gonna like this.
The way to enlightenment
starts with an unfettered, focused
mind.
What are you doing?
I thought that dot on your head was from a sniper rifle.
Peter, this spot is a
sacred adornment. It's a portal.
An opening through which all
light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy
and ecstasy may enter the human
form.
A vagina? Get out!
The pathway to enlightenment
is an unfettered, focused mind.
Look out!
No!
It's a portal to enlightenment
uh yash gami safer in theory i had all the vaccines etc i was healthy as fuck got covid
twice in some weeks from staying at home got it from my mom ended up with long covid and
heart long problems for three months i'm sorry to hear that by the way i think that's what
probably i have probably have like long COVID I know I got a long
Oh
You want to talk about the UFC or what?
I wasn't thinking UFC
I was going to praise you guys for calling out
Ideological corruption at CrossFit
Oh cool
Anything in particular?
Yeah just like how
they're subverting merit
and pushing this evil
so-called diversity
and inclusion nonsense
and not actually
raising people up
based on achievement
but based on this sort of
informal quota system.
I just love when you guys
call that out
because it's destroying
our society.
Hey, dude,
this friend of mine called me today.
Actually, I called him.
And he lives in Los Angeles and he works for the city.
And he said he works for the city.
And what he does for the city, there's these people called equity officers.
And they cruise around the city and they check into different departments in the city.
And they make sure that no one is getting promoted based on merit but based on and it's another criteria it's based on like your genitalia the
color of your skin uh shit like that i was like wow those are called equity officers doesn't that
sound like some star wars fucking world war ii bizarro shit
this is 1984 Soviet style nonsense
at least the Soviet style
I think you could blow someone or pay
someone off or like your brother got the hookup
now it's like your skin color
and your genitalia
this is
but that's white male fragility
I don't understand
it's not racism
it's a trip it sounds like it's not racism it's a trip
it sounds like it's the end of
it sounds like
it's like
deters excellence
exactly right
I'll take the compliment
thank you
cheers guys
thank you for calling
bye thank you cheers guys alright thank you for calling bye
alright
anyone want to call with some compliments
anyone want to like
do the gay sex bit again
talking sex to kids
I chill by myself
what's this I chill by myself
I chill by myself
I do chill by myself.
Chill.
I'm a little addicted to my kids though.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Before we go, this guy, I like to have him on all the shows.
Gunny, Gun By Publishing, Sean G.
I don't know him.
I just found him on Instagram.
I just love him.
I just dig him.
I just like what he's doing.
I like his social media
hootspa. Okay.
Let's do it.
I chill by myself, man.
I chill by myself.
I chill by myself, man.
I don't be with nobody
else. I don't be
with nobody else. I chill by myself.
I be by myself. I chill by myself. I don't chill with nobody else. I don't be with nobody else. I chill by myself. I be by myself. I chill by myself.
I don't chill with nobody else. If you see me with somebody else, it's a little honey or something
like that. That's it. I'm not chilling with a dude for what? Never that. Never that. I chill by
myself. You see that? I chill by myself. That's what I do. I prefer that. I like that myself That's what I do I prefer that
I like that
It's good for me
You understand
I grew up as the only child
So I'm comfortable with that
Comfortable
I don't need approval
I don't need acceptance
I don't need to be hanging
Nah
Nah
Never that
I chill by myself
I chill by myself
That's what I do.
Peace.
Okay, every time he said I chill by myself,
drink a shot of Jägermeister.
So good.
I just love Sean G.
Such a stud.
Yeah, me too.
I chill by myself too.
I chill by myself.
Okay, how about this one?
This one looks fun.
Fasting and mitochondria, number 72. I used to be and mitochondria number 72 i used to be a
mitochondria nut i used to have in my google alerts mitochondria are fascinating listen people
if you if you're like man i need to do something to get smart and like you want to look into
something look into mitochondria they are a trip they will change your whole perception so much
stuff that people have told you about life and X chromosomes and Y
chromosomes and your mom and dad make
you up and DNA. If you start
digging into mitochondria
and what they are and what we know about them and what we
don't know about them, you will have your brain
blown. They are a
trip. Okay, hold on one second.
Let's talk. This is from
Minneapolis,
Minnesota.
Hello. Welcome to the Sal, Minnesota. Hello.
Welcome to the Salmon Podcast.
Hey.
It's Plummer.
My voice is gone.
Oh, did you get the vid?
No, I was yelling yesterday for Nick Matthews.
Oh, cool.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
50 burpees.
Good.
I hope you lose your voice for a month.
It's disgusting. Come burpees. Good. I hope you lose your voice for a month. It's disgusting.
Come on now.
I know.
He's a good dude.
That was heartbreaking to actually see that.
I know.
You know what's crazy is it was him and Colton last year, Taylor, someone, JR, someone pointed
out.
That's crazy.
It's not.
And that's the craziest part about it.
Or maybe Hillary pointed out. Love, love Colton. Love him. out that's crazy it's not and that's the craziest part about it or maybe he'll reply it out love
love colton but i'm rooting for nick at the same time and it's like i'm happy for colton because
it's like you look at him he's five four he's he's not supposed to make the games and he makes games
dude his upper body is nuts it reminds me of that he's just
a slab of me he's just turned himself into a slab of me i saw someone in the comments wrote that
he's he's gifted he's not gifted he's the exact what's the opposite of gifted colton's the opposite
of gifted what is that the, like that word. Broken.
He's 5'4 and born on a pig farm.
Isn't that gifted?
That's all hard work.
He's the opposite of gifted.
What is?
Look up the definition of inept.
I want to see what that means.
He's inept.
Oh, Colton, you got to start a clothing line inept.
Holy shit.
He was wearing noble this weekend.
Probably has to.
Having or showing no skill.
Clumsy.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, that's all hard work gifted.
That's his dad making him work in a pig farm.
Get up at 4 a.m.
Yeah, that's 4 a.m. That's all hard work.
There's nothing given to that dude.
That's why anyone who doesn't love him, just love him, is nuts.
I think where he proved himself was the running workout, was the sled.
Because even though it was his weakness, he did good at it.
The coolest part was seeing him run alongside Tim Paulson.
That was wild.
Yeah.
And,
and,
and even,
even the,
even the rope race,
right.
Just keeping his,
just keep staying in the game.
I mean,
that's,
that's all he had to do was finish.
What was it?
A minute between him and the next last person.
So we had it locked up
other than Nick just had
to be two more people.
God, you need to quit smoking cigarettes,
Will. It's so bad. It hurts.
It's bad, but I wanted to
call in. You're good. I wanted
you to call in.
Alright, thanks for calling.
Yeah, see you guys.
Bye, Caleb.
I feel like I should have I should put Will's number in this phone
so I recognize it
I always say that I'm going to do it right now
recent
and I'm going to put in
how do I do that
create new contact
it says I'm just going to put in oh i'll just put in here will plumber
is that weird i guess i liked old dudes when i was his age too i hung out with old dudes is it
weird that will probably like 20 and i'm 50 and we're friends. That's kind of weird. That's good for him.
Uh-oh.
Oh, good.
This is going to be crazy.
This is from Oregon.
Brace yourself.
Get your zombie rifles ready.
How can I help you?
Yo, what up?
What?
I have two questions.
I'll make it quick.
Number one. Are you a zombie? I'm two questions. I'll make it quick. Number one.
I'm not a zombie.
But you're in Oregon?
I am in Oregon. I live in Eugene, Oregon.
It's crazy up here, dude.
Is your door bolted shut?
Yeah, kind of.
It's crazy up here, bro.
Alright, alright.
Hey, you guys think I'm joking?
He even knows. Listen, I know you guys are like, oh, that's cute right. All right. All right. Hey, you guys think I'm joking. You think I'm joking. He even knows.
Listen, I know you guys
are like, oh, that's cute.
That's funny.
It's a good bit.
I'm telling you,
fucking Portland is zombie
then like real zombies.
And this guy even knows it.
He's not even joking.
He's like, yeah,
it's really bad.
It is bad.
Yeah, I'm not joking.
I work at it.
I work at a gym here in town
and we have we have
rotational like every three months we have huge homeless encampments right across the street. We have rotational, every three months,
we have huge homeless encampments right
across the street. We got kids
running in our teen program and there's dudes
taking shits on the sidewalk. It's crazy.
Drug addict encampments, correction.
Go ahead.
Just drug addict encampments.
Drug addict encampments, my bad.
It's fucking crazy.
Question. Number one,
did you see that Lane Norton's going at Liver King?
I'm surprised you weren't there for it to go independent.
No, but it doesn't surprise me.
It doesn't surprise me.
I don't really want to talk about it.
Go ahead.
Go on.
Yeah.
I don't think he's a good person.
he's i don't think that i don't think he's a good person he's he's uh he definitely likes to flaunt his uh his you know his what do you want to call it the letters by his name yeah i mean for sure
spreading the truth is cool i just think he's uh every time i see his stuff i have to um you know
you know he tests even the wokeness that lives in me
he's just uh he's mean he's he's a mean he's a mean person and he says some things that are so
that are get a little extreme around uh sugar uh-huh he does he does do that he loves to he
loves to hop on like the dinosaur. Big dinosaur guy. Yeah.
But I do like... The thing I do like...
I guess big picture.
And I probably would fucking love him
if he was my neighbor, if we were friends.
But he...
I like that thing how he showed that he bought
that house by the water and then still
drove the Honda Civic.
Right. Right. Yeah. That was cool. Yeah.
I was just curious if you saw that. I'm sure you did, but you,
I know you don't like to promote them on here, but I didn't see it,
but I will check it out. Yeah. Check it out. The other question I have,
five books that you would give to a 25-year-old male to read to make them the best 25-year-old male
or prepared for the world that we live in now?
Doubt and Chang.
Yeah, definitely the Doubt and Chang.
I knew that was going to be one.
Siddhartha by Herman Hesse.
Okay.
Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert
Heinlein. Okay.
The Power
of Now by Eckhart Tolle.
Okay.
Michael Singer
has a book, Living Untethered.
I think...
That's five. I think that's five, right?
Man, there's so many good books
that was pretty good that was pretty good are you i was scared i was scared you had me scared
i didn't know you could name five i know suza has like a list on his instagram so i was like
yes suza is suza would tell you i mean every every book that suza has recommended to me has been like
Every book that Sousa has recommended to me Has been like
So good
Yeah I know I've taken a bunch off of Instagram
I love the Patrick Bet David book
That they had me read
The five
Dude I don't know if you've been
You probably don't have the time
You're busy as shit
But I've been keeping up with his podcast a lot
The dude's pumping them out
Good podcast too
I noticed just watching on Instagram He's getting more and more opinionated like the dude's pumping them out like good podcast too and uh yeah and he's um i noticed
just watching on instagram he's getting more and more opinionated which i really like yeah
yeah oh yeah yeah he's and he's not like afraid to like push back on people and kind of just be
like i i listened to one today where the she tried to kind of go off script uh kind of like you were
talking about the those two people that were like bringing each other into conversation she was
trying to do that and he kept just being like pulling her back out and be like nope
yeah answer the fucking question
you know what I mean yeah
great yeah
great are you gonna vote for Schellenberger tomorrow
uh that I have
my mail I better do that thank you
I have my mail and ballot just sitting on my table I'm gonna
go fill it out right after the show yeah
yeah we gotta have we gotta we gotta
get that done I mean obviously I can't vote for him but i can pressure you to do it yeah thank you i appreciate
it all right cool okay bye okay bye oh the show's getting long
okay let's do fasting and mitochondria and then and then we'll go i think maybe
the powerhouse within our cell the mitochondria can become a little bit more dysfunctional.
It's called mitochondrial dysfunction. And basically what it means is when you are processing
energy, it's less efficient. So you're creating more exhaust and more waste. This is called the
reactive oxygen species. So how do we limit the amount of oxidative stress that our mitochondria
emit? How do we mitigate some of this mitochondrial dysfunction? Put yourself in an energy deficit three times per week. It drives up AMPK
phosphorylation, which triggers the mitochondria to come back stronger. Basically, weaker mitochondria
die off and stronger mitochondria form, forming more mitochondrial density. Exercising in a
fasted state can also increase mitochondrial biogenesis and increase
CERT1 activation of PGC1A, which basically makes the mitochondria stronger. The occasional 1,000
to 2,000 milligrams of carnitine supplementation can also help remove some of what are called
acyl coenzyme A metabolites that you need to get out of the mitochondria. As we get older,
the powerhouse within our... Wow. I we get older, the powerhouse within.
Wow.
I didn't,
I had forgotten all that.
That's like old.
Um,
that's really cool.
And you're like,
what are mitochondria?
You need them.
They're what animates you.
They're what,
they're,
they're what keep you alive.
They're the engine in the lawnmower.
They're so important.
You got to learn about them too.
They're freaky.
They're freaks of nature.
They're aliens living in us.
Those of you like alien talk,
when you start looking at mitochondria,
you'll be like,
Oh,
this is really weird.
I think,
I think they have a different DNA than your mother and your father.
They're a trip.
They are a trip. They are a trip.
There's so many socks out.
Not very common.
It hurts my feelings when people like other podcasts.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay.
Tomorrow I'm doing a live calling show again.
I've said,
I want to get through all these notes.
I,
my,
my,
my,
my pages are just forever too long and I'm trying to have David Lucas on.
I don't know what,
Oh yeah.
Thomas,
Thomas Seaford's can.
Oh,
by the way, that was Thomas DeLure.
I'm gonna have him on the podcast.
Eventually that guy is a fucking YouTube rockstar.
Anyone who wants to know how to kill it on YouTube follow that dude shit
like if you're like the kind of dude like
um uh Hiller you should check out that dude shit
that dude's a rock star and I think
I'm going on a
35 mile or 50 mile hike with
him and and
Dave on
Sunday
I better I better not forget
about that
so on have you ever listened to the very not random Sunday. I better not forget about that.
Savon, have you ever listened to the Very Not Random Boz and Pod?
Very Boz and Pod?
No, I haven't. I haven't listened to it.
But you triggered me by saying that too.
Okay.
Okay.
What's this Danny Spiegel thing I have in here
uh
oh what's this
let's do this let's leave on this note
just cause I was just so nice to her this weekend
oh yeah yeah yeah this is I saw this
and I figured this is what it would be like if I dated
Danny Spiegel let's look at this
yo wow wow back up what's the matter back up why the fuck would you Danny Spiegel. Let's look at this. That closing line is great.
So you're not going to put your legs up around your head.
She put them in the sink.
All right, guys.
Love you guys.
Thanks for tuning in.
Great weekend.
See you guys tomorrow.
Caleb, thanks for coming in last minute.
weekend see you guys tomorrow caleb thanks for coming in last minute uh we have uh bethany hamilton um uh author of soul surfer uh pro surfer on this week let me see who else we got
uh we have david lucas hopefully uh tomorrow um but he's pretty squirrely he's hard to pin down
uh that's gonna be that's to be a fun and wild show.
Man, my notes on him are getting big.
Then we have Brittany Schmidt, a comedian,
on Thursday at 7 a.m.
I think we're having her.
She was supposed to have something debut on YouTube this week
and she hasn't.
A comedy on, I don't know who's on 800-pound gorilla,
but it hasn't been released yet, so she might want to change.
And then Friday I'm doing the UFC show with Justin Nunley and Darren
weeks.
And then Saturday,
I don't have anything.
And Sunday and Monday.
And then,
Oh,
okay.
We moved Paul.
Oh,
and we're going to have Alex Stein on,
on the 16th.
That'll be fun.
Okay.
I will talk to you guys soon.
Stay healthy.
I don't hate these people on the east coast don't
say oh because it's late i know i see what you mean okay sorry i know i should have done it
this morning i slept in i mean 7 45 so okay guys buh-bye