The Sevan Podcast - #690 - HillerFit Review Show
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Bam, we're live. Oh, shit. Not really. Not really. Not really.
What's wrong? What happened?
Can you hear me?
Yes. Can you hear me?
Shit.
What?
Do I sound like shit?
Not very good.
A little different than normal.
The power went out here.
That's why the podcast, we had to move everything around.
And now all the mics are down.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Now I can give my wife some attention because he knew tonight was too good to be true.
Is that what he said?
That's funny.
Is that better now?
Yeah, it is better.
What did you change?
Hello.
I was using some mic off a monitor, a computer here.
Hey, what's up?
Thanks for doing this so late.
I know we were scheduled to go at 6, then I pushed it to 7.
Then I made up that story that my power went out.
I knew it was made up.
Right.
What's up with that?
California sucks, huh?
It does.
I hear it's great until the power needs to stay on.
I'm tripping on something you okay yeah i'm great it makes me realize how fucking amazing and great i am what i'm tripping on okay well i'm tripping on
the fact that that all these um heavyweights out there there's like i don't know i don't and i want to leave out the plates and
dates guy because except for that whole piece that he put on being a charlatan which i thought
was over the top to call the liver king a charlatan i thought that was significantly
over the top in my opinion the guy the guy different way charlatan oh okay i'll look it
up for you here yeah i don't know what charlatan is uh a charlatan. Oh, okay. I'll look it up for you here. Yeah, I don't know what a charlatan is.
A charlatan is a person falsely claiming to have special knowledge or skill of fraud.
So he is a charlatan.
I don't think so.
Well, if he is, he doesn't deserve a 10-minute piece on hammering that in.
Tell me why you think he's a charlatan. Tell me why you think the liver king is a charlatan. I'll tell me why you think he's a charlatan tell me why you
think liver king's a charlatan i'll tell you why i think he's not a charlatan oh you say the liver
king is a charlatan okay maybe yeah i'm saying he's not a charlatan i'm saying the the i'm saying
the plates and dates guy video was pretty damn good but i thought the piece the section where
he's like trying to cast him as a charlatan was over the top like hey i appreciate you you mean
the last 10 minutes is that you you mean the last 10 minutes
is that where it was the last 10 minutes there was a whole section in there where he just talks
about the liver king he basically defines what a charlatan is he uses some other guy's video
do you remember that oh that's like the the first 30 minutes is kind of him plugging in a whole
different bunch of different podcasts and maybe that's what you're talking about i haven't broken
up in my mind is like the first 30 minutes
is him just laying the groundwork.
The next 20 minutes was him
giving a perspective in all those emails.
And then the last 10 is kind of what he grabbed
from those emails and how he felt about it.
So maybe it was the first 30 minutes you were in.
Yeah, it was in the first 30 minutes.
I see a guy that's selling pills
that in those emails, he also says he takes those pills along with the steroids.
And I see a guy who practices what he preaches as far as the nine tenants go.
Maybe he doesn't. I mean, the first thing I actually thought when he got caught for when they outed him for doing steroids was, oh, fuck.
I wonder if he really does sleep on those wooden planks with that thin, thin piece of cotton.
And you know what?
I didn't give a fuck about the steroids.
Say that again.
The More Plates, More Dates guy thought the same thing.
He did?
At some point in that video, he brings up the, well, maybe you're only sleeping for a couple hours a night because you sleep on fucking wooden planks.
Okay.
So, and I got the impression from the Plates and Dates guy also believes that he, he wasn't dogging the guy's supplement line.
No, not, not one bit.
And so,
I think I know where you're going with this.
I don't know.
It's going to take a pretty crazy turn here.
We all,
where were these guys when fucking the George Floyd thing happened?
Where were these guys?
I didn't see that coming right and not the
plates and dates guy where was the guy where was joe rogan two years ago i remember listening to
clips of his podcast where he was dancing around about the trying to say that they're ready to
jump aboard the liver king teardown but they were gonna jump they're such pussies so many of those
guys are such pussies.
They won't tell you their true opinion about the vaccine.
That dude apologized to the woke crowd.
If we're being entirely fair to Derek.
Yeah, I'm not talking about Derek.
I'm giving Derek a pass.
I thought his piece.
So Rogan.
Rogan, that Bio Lane guy.
Even my homeboy, Paul Saladino, or there's a guy – let me play this for you, the dad bods guy.
Go ahead.
What were you going to say?
I don't know if I was going to say anything.
I was noticing I had the cap on this water bottle trying to drink it.
It's like –
No, but why Saladino and BioLane?
What do they have to do with George Floyd?
Just any of the subjects, any of the subjects. Paul Saladino and Biolane, what do they have to do with George Floyd? Just any of the subjects, any of the subjects.
Paul Saladino is a doctor.
I'd like to hear him chime in about how transgenderism is a mental illness, that basically what it is in general – people are going to hate me for this.
But basically what it is, it's textbook psychology 101.
Something bad happened to you as a kid, and you believe it happened to you because you were either male or female.
So instead of dealing with that problem, that massive tragedy that happens to you, you try to run away from your sex.
And instead of being around good mentors who tell you that, hey, chopping off your penis or chopping off your tits won't get you away from these bad people.
What you have to do is you have to go inside and do some inner work.
They take you down that path.
Why isn't Dr. Saldino talked about that? Why haven't they talked paul's been great because he's scared yeah yeah all of these people
are attacking the liver king they think they're doing it for some benign reason and i give the
nick the the people like you and the in the the plates and dates guy what's his name derrick
derrick i want to give them a pass because that's you guys have been doing that before Liver King came.
That was your stick. Like I was at I was at a murder scene one time and I filmed it.
And a lot of people fucking got mad at me. I've told that story, right?
Because it was a lot of people got mad at me.
But I carried a camera around with me and filmed everything in that town 24 hours a day for three years.
Like, fuck you. That's what I do. I'm not an ambulance.
Oh, OK. But but where were these guys to speak up against about the burning of
Ferguson?
Why,
why,
why is Joe Rogan apologizing to the woke crowd for something he knows he
didn't do when he apologizes?
All he's doing is building more bars for black people.
He,
and he knows that he's not dumb.
He's just demanding that all black people be offended by,
by the words he said when those,
when,
when they shouldn't be offensive at all in the context,
he used them,
especially
when you ever flip,
have you ever been able to flip somebody?
So,
so like,
yes,
trust me.
I guess the stuff that you're throwing down.
Yes.
I'm wondering if you've ever like heard someone,
you know,
everything you're saying just makes so much sense that i need to change my perspective on many things so i'm gonna tell
you a story and i told it a couple nights ago all right a lady text me the other day
dm me the other day text me well what was it it was was a text. It matters.
Well, it matters.
About three months ago, we started texting.
It started off as a DM, so this came in as a text.
Roger.
I asked her if she'd come on the show.
She is a, her words, not mine, a lesbian butch who's raising a son.
Okay. butch who's raising a son okay and three days ago when we had xavier deroso on deruso on she texts me the next day
a lot of shit some shit that i'm not comfortable sharing here but but eventually i would i've
asked her to come on the show and she said yes but but i said yes, but I just don't know if she's really ready to come on the show, and I don't want to take advantage of her.
But she said to me, holy shit.
Basically, I've been listening to your podcast for fucking a year and a half and disagreed with everything you said, and fucking all of a sudden I couldn't disagree anymore.
You had Xavier DeRusso – oh, and she's black.
She's fucking black, lesbian, butch, raising a son.
And she goes, I can't do it anymore you red
pilled me that's it i'm done yeah i got it i understand i can't fucking believe you did it
she gets it that's just the most recent one i've gotten i've gotten a lot of those but that one was
amazing and you know what i wrote back to you please tell me you're jewish because wouldn't
that be awesome she was jewish black lesbian but's like, sorry, I can't give you the triple crown.
Did she adopt her son?
I haven't gotten into any of that with her.
But I really like her.
I love texting with her.
What? Okay.
She's like,
she's half and half.
She's like one of those red-headed black people.
Excuse me?
I probably shouldn't say
anymore i don't want to give it away i really because i i'm really enjoying my relationship
with all right all right i don't don't ruin it but it's probably because but isn't that awesome
that you're asking that has anyone ever flipped because i know you want to be like seven shut
the fuck up people have to come to this at their own pace everyone blossoms absolutely not oh i
kind of assume that you wouldn't keep doing it it may it would make you sound insane if you were to have said no never once dude what are you doing then just beating your
head into a brick wall so some some people will say that in the comments hey why do you talk about
this stuff you're just beating your head into a wall but the thing is there's so many people out
there who are alone and scared like so now she's isolated she's been red pilled and her entire
fucking surroundings haven't her family
look at even xavier i don't know if you saw that podcast like he's like half his family doesn't
like him was that the one from last night it was the uh the black cat who who goes to uh um suza's
gym which was it's so weird that he goes to do suza gym. Was that the four-hour podcast? Oh, there it is. Dad bod Steve.
Is that it?
Dad?
Say that again.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Is it the four-hour episode?
Oh, no.
Okay.
No.
Man, that guy didn't even get into woke shit.
Is it this guy?
Interesting.
You talked four hours without getting into woke shit.
Yeah.
I know.
Honestly, that might be the first time I've ever used that word.
It kind of felt weird.
Woke?
To say the word woke.
Yeah, I've never used that word.
You ever have words like that where it's like, oh, I said it?
Yeah.
All those words like sis and all those words.
Yeah, like simp.
Yeah.
Sus is one of them.
People say sus.
Incel. I try not to know what. People say suss. Incel.
I try not to know what any of those words mean.
Damn, where's that dad bod guy?
Someone sent me a...
Someone sent me a...
Who sent me that?
Was it...
Didn't you send me something about this?
If it wasn't buried in that text thread,
that's 10,000 words long.
I'd be able to find it for you.
Oh,
it's in our Dubai championships thread.
I would,
I would have to say so.
You want me to help you?
You're running a solo ship right now on there.
The Photoshop in there today was amazing,
wasn't it?
Oh,
I thought those were real
uh the media director the former head media director of prospect i just thought those
were real they're very well done andrew and matt is it in that thread
oh yeah here it is okay here it is look Look at this guy. These guys are just tools.
Like, I want to...
All of a sudden, they just come out of the woodwork
to a...
dadbod...
underscore...
Steve.
Team Richie.
I just wanted to give you an update on me.
Four days ago.
He looks sad.
It's got 73,000 views.
What do you think it's about?
That's a Craig Richie video.
Yeah.
It's on the YouTube front page.
I bet it's got nothing to do with him being sad.
Okay.
I bet you're right too. listen listen to this guy listen to this
guy this is uh dad bod steve the liar king okay listen to this listen to this jerk i'm ready i'm
ready being live he is a fraud people are pissed and here is Emails revealing the liver king. Echo, echo, echo.
Steroid habit recently leaked.
And if you haven't seen Derek for more plates, more dates, one hour expose on this.
I do find it endearing that everyone keeps giving Derek credit.
I do like that.
I was called out once for that.
I'm not mad that he used steroids.
A lot of my childhood heroes use steroids. Jose Canseco, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the ultimate warrior.
They all juiced and they basically owe their careers to it.
For the most part, they were honest about it. So that's not the problem.
Not true.
The problem is that Oliver King went the A-Rod, Lance Armstrong, Mike O'Hearn approach, juiced to the gills and denied it multiple times.
I hate that. You hate that.
No, I hate that. And you hate that no i hate that and you hate
that no i don't no i don't i'm not i'm not a bitch i don't hate that everyone's responsible
for their own shit it's completely out of my control i don't hate that that's one of the
things that makes me an adult that's one of the things that makes me a man i don't hate that
that's that's on him that's on that's on the liver king. I don't hate that.
I agree.
What I hate are people doing... Actually, I have a 20-minute video
putting out tomorrow about why I don't hate it.
I can't wait.
Oh, God, your last couple of videos have been amazing.
Everyone hates that,
and it can take a really long time to forgive.
Forgive?
It can take a really long time to forgive?
It can take a really long time to forgive it can take a really you
jackass steve buddy uh i have a consulting a capable child consulting i charge five hundred
dollars an hour but i can also this page i'm sorry oh sure sorry but you can also keep going
but but i can also like I will do you for free.
Even if you don't have kids, I can help you with your inability to become a man and not need forgiveness from,
not think that you need to forgive the liver king or that your matter is going to take some amount of time.
You are the exact opposite of enlightenment.
Scroll really quick.
I just want to see what this guy's page looks like.
Hey dude.
Hey dude.
And,
and,
and I love Paul Saladino.
So I kind of,
is this who this is?
This isn't Paul Saladino.
No,
it's not.
But I'm going to say something about him too.
Like he's been friends with Brian for five years.
So.
Johnson.
Liver King.
Liver King.
Yeah.
And it's like.
Outside of like fucking rape and pedophilia.
Like I stand by my friends like through something like this.
I just laugh at it.
Top five performance enhancing movies i even i even heard i've even heard um joe rogan do the same thing to brendan schwab that jocko willick did to um um joe rogan when joe rogan
apologized for that shit jocko's like he's really a good guy he didn't mean it but i am concerned
about his psychedelic use in his drinking like fuck off dude why are you conflating issues
like you're not a real friend to say that and it's the same thing like it really bums me out
that uh i'll heal joe rogan say i know brennan schwab's an idiot but he's my ride or die like
oh cool thanks like like yeah fuck this dead bod steve guy oh it's just it's just such baby click on that click on that
top oh fuck where were you where were these guys where were these guys when shit was like hitting
the fan and like there was real shit to talk about why don't you just focus on why isn't anyone just
focusing on all the amazing shit liver king has done dude you can find fucking hundreds probably
thousands of people who've gotten rid of fucking 10 years of or lifelong eczema because they've
adopted the liver king uh lifestyle and that's the thing man autoimmune diseases all that shit
like fuck off he's done so much good yeah the thing is the my entire video is under the umbrella that i think
it's part of his master plan to get more people to know who the liver king is like the kardashians
releasing uh the fuck exactly exactly yeah it's like who who on this on the face of this planet
he mentioned a couple it was schwarzenegger mike O'Hearn, that wrestler you had never heard of.
Everyone thought that they were on steroids, and they'd been around for how long?
And how many people know these people, have access to these people?
Way more than the Liver King.
But coincidentally, Liver King, one year after he hits the freaking planet,
he has all these emails come out.
That's not by chance.
It was part of his master plan. It's just like a sex tape yes i was thinking about this and there's so many people talking
about the liver king and now it's like oh they're hearing about the their nine ancestral tenets
it's his master plan let's see how you're first let's see how his Instagram account is doing. His most recent post has like 6,000 comments on it.
Last I checked.
And that's 5,000 more than anything as of recent.
So it's working.
1.7 million followers.
So he hasn't lost any followers.
He didn't gain any either.
In that video, Derek, it says that he wants a million followers in a year and he did it.
He's not stupid.
I was thinking about the,
I think I cracked the code on the,
on the releasing the sex tapes,
not like it's intakes any major power,
but the largest,
the largest amount of content downloaded anywhere on the internet is from
porn porn sites.
Right.
And yet those people aren't
accepted into society so you have the most viewed shit ever but yet those people can't cross over
like they'll never be in a movie with mark wolberg you can't be like sucking dick on porn hub and
then be on in in minority report with tom cruise wasn't he in what was the movie where he was
marky mark right as in he's literally sucking dick for money or something.
And so what you do is
you release porn that you've done,
but you say it was an accident.
So that way you're not a pornographer,
like Kim Kardashian's not a pornographer,
but you say it was an accident
and then you can still be mainstream.
And so they straddled this line.
It's a brilliant marketing move.
So now tell that to Emily Ratajajowski. What happened to her? I know she had that video where she rode around on the bicycle with her tits out. That was a cool video.
She was in a Zac Efron movie. Really good.
Was she also in porn?
See, I don't know about that I watch every movie ever
and not very much porn
yeah
she's good looking
she was in that Zac Efron movie
only good looking people are in Zac Efron movies
Hugh Jackman the greatest showman
she's so hot
Hugh Jackman's hot too
he is
and he's going to be in a movie with the other dude
oh shit uh oh hillary's the opposite hillar fit review show liver king hip and steel and noble
oh my whoa that's a good title brandstetter whoa is it oh nice it's a good thumbnail yeah
thank you i think is that the first time Brooke Wells Has been honored on this show
Yeah what's she doing in there
Oh I did
Make a video on her recently didn't I
How
Guys
Reach out to your homie
When they're hurt
Why attack them
Well are they friends with them or what
Even if they're not They're close enough to them well are they friends with them or what even if they're not like they're
close enough to him to talk shit about them samsung yes bruce and you know do i have seven
do i have seven and five k on my screen bro your camera looks great thank you
24 bro that's a kid. A girl used bro.
Kate's cool.
Guess so.
She's keeping me accountable on other YouTube channels.
I was talking some shit over on Nate Everton's channel.
Oh, wow.
He had a seven-minute video just kind of shooting the shit,
telling people who didn't ask why he was doing what he's doing,
who seemed like they do care.
But then he also had to drop in there at least twice, if not three or four times.
You know, I could make a video every day, but the quality of my videos would just get worse.
Oh, you think that's a dig at you?
Fucking, of course, it's a dig at me.
Like, nobody asked you.
No one wants to know why you're doing it.
Just keep on doing it. If you don't want to take the time and energy to make a video a day, just say that, too.
Don't try to say it's making your videos worse.
Also, don't say it's my videos are shit because I think every one of my videos beats the shit out of any single one of his videos.
Well, I think that what's very clear about what's happening with you is that each one of your videos is getting better.
You're getting reps in.
You're getting a bigger and bigger library of movies.
You're putting them in better.
Your cuts are better.
Like everything's better.
All your shit's better.
Your audio is better.
Like every time it gets better.
I try.
It was the $12 Amazon clip-on mic that did the audio.
This made your videos $12 better. $12 better. $12 at clip on mic. That's in the audio. This made your videos $12 better.
$12 better.
$12 at a time.
Hiller Fit on your YouTube station.
I was actually really proud of my Noble thumbnail.
The best shoe in fitness thumbnail.
Excellent.
It was just kind of different.
It's just a grilled shoe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
Did that,
did that,
did that jack up your barbecue?
No,
it's fine.
Oh,
Alexis did throw out the pot that I boiled that shoe in though.
It was,
she,
she just made an Instagram story about that that about how i made the whole video
throughout the day i kind of like did it different points of the day between people i was working
with and i just plugged the video together later and then she came home at night and i was cooking
dinner and she's like are you boiling potatoes in the same pot that you boiled that shoe and i'm
like yeah i cleaned it it. Oh, shit.
It didn't go over.
We didn't end up eating those potatoes.
And then she threw the pot away.
Well, you can't throw the grill away.
I can fix it.
I can clean it.
What do you do?
You just leave it on for like 30 or 40 minutes,
get it hot as shit?
A grill?
Yeah, just to burn off all the shoe stuff i mean i got a pressure washer and then yeah i'd burn the shit out of the rest of it
and uh maybe take some acid to it
the that that video uh can i play i'm gonna play the beginning of it it's it's it's hilarious
jessica Valenzuela.
I thought she was going to kill me.
Yes.
Uh,
Sylvester Stallone was both in porn and movies,
Italian stallion.
Is that how that,
is that where that came from?
I don't know.
This is kind of crazy right here.
So this was released yesterday.
You would like the Archer cuts.
What?
Oh yes.
I like the Archer.
What are we playing?
Um, you like Archer? Yeah. I mean, I, I liked the Archer cuts. What are we playing? Do you like Archer?
Yeah.
I mean, I like, I don't, I haven't watched any of them.
Like maybe I've watched one like a few years ago.
It's dry.
I love that movie or that TV show.
It's so funny.
Okay.
We'll watch the first few seconds of this.
This is so good.
I am noble.
Their shoes suck.
Noble contracts are no joke.
Their shoes are though.
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the comments look at this doesn't know who didn't like rich froning is that the one yeah david l
silva i'm not a froning fan but i agree 100 with his assessment how the fuck does that have 20 thumbs ups tried nobles twice and
the only thing worse than their shoes is their customer service earbud writes it must be a boston
thing andrew hiller writes i didn't know froning had non-fans me neither cool to see you can agree
on things though the customer service is garbage it almost took six weeks to do an exchange for a
different size nick peters i complained about two separate pairs of running shoes and
they started falling apart a few months after i got them and both times they gave me the same
amount in store credit and let me keep the shoes customer service is great what what what oh i
responded to that it's not in it's not in there how the fuck is that a you had to return two pairs of shoes and
that's a compliment is that all under the froning one yeah i see stuff from you on there but i but
i replied to nick peters oh oh yeah okay nick peters i had a girlfriend that kept yeah i had
a girlfriend that kept bringing home venereal diseases but always paid for the medical visits
i mean that's basically what he's saying that's my metaphor you had to return two pairs of shoes and they're a great
company because they returned what i said not being a fan of rich froning is like not being a
fan of sunny days it sounds like a fundamental issue with your operating system leo aguilar
ruined your grill pot blender and saw and for? Not to mention what was spent on those crap shoes
What was the point?
Oh shit, this guy's talking mad poopy
I gotta fight him
Should I do it right now?
Leo?
Yeah, Leo
Thank you for watching
Ruined your grill
That's a great word, grill.
I should grill him.
I did not ruin my grill.
It's fine. He's an idiot.
How did you decide to pin that comment?
Because I didn't believe that somebody didn't like Rich Froning.
I couldn't believe it. It was like a unicorn in my comment section trent calendar froning is god in crossfit
that that that is usually what you hear so i pinned it there's no rhyme or reason dude
i just i'm like oh there's something to this one i'm gonna pin it someone sent me a dm today since i'm just
jerking myself off that so far 27 minutes into the show and it said what makes you so amazing
is that you're still able to extract amazing content from rich froning when he's already
been interviewed a thousand times i was like oh that's cool that's true well because no one else
fucking asks if anything we're listening to that that's the case for just about every podcast anywhere,
which is also what you tend to get in trouble for.
Froning is Jesus.
Uh,
yeah,
we spoke with a couple of sponsors today that really liked the show,
but they're a little,
little.
Did they want it?
Oh,
did you try to be creative?
What kind?
Like,
what are they doing?
What are they looking to sponsor?
Just give you money. Yeah. Hopefully. Who who cares as long as they're really quick yeah how
much trouble do we want to get in do you want to get in any trouble uh can you give me a hint can
you can i get a little bit more can we just go peruse uh an instagram profile. Yeah. Whose is it? The, uh, seven time champ,
six time champ.
Oh,
Tia.
Yes.
You want to humor me on this one?
Sure.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
I mean,
why,
why,
why stop now is the,
why stop now?
I wonder if all this steroid talk is freaking people out,
uh,
athletes out.
Just the ones using them
what do you want me to click here just pull up her profile and then we'll go from there
oh great it's like going on a blind date good point bill francis yes i'm just kind of an idiot
uh go to the top god her sister is is nice uh up to okay top. God, her sister is nice.
Up to, okay.
Alright, so what we see is Proven,
Noble, Rogue, Goalie,
First Form, Monster, LMNT.
Those little story highlights.
Yeti, Aura,
Romwad, and then some other
stuff. Can you pull up
just the pictures? Go to the first one
with her face on it uh
left it's a video top left yeah click on that what we got and then just kind of click
okay so the other day i did this and all you see is pliability drink lmnt and then what this is
another one of our sponsors and there's an arrow there that you click on just to filter through
them quicker oh i'm good yeah i'm feeling all right baby all right that's a hair.
So she probably got her hair done for free for going there and posting it to the internet.
God, look at that.
That's a cool shot.
That is cool.
I wonder how they got that one.
First form.
Proven.
Hey, I want to say something.
Here.
All these people. All these dudes that look like they're
doing steroids have fucking pretty crazy forearms i don't see those crazy forms on tia
just saying i don't see the meat hooks on her okay anyway just just saying i want to make sure that
i've reached my full potential. No, no products there.
I don't know.
Let's hold on.
Be patient.
When I die,
I want to make sure that I have reached my full potential.
That's a cool video.
I like that video.
God,
it's such a cool video.
Playability.
I'm the next one with sound on it.
Click on the bottom,
right? There's a little, uh, little sound thing so we can kill the music
Sisters
Cool family
Down Under and I speculated that they
Were just helping pump up the Down Under championship
I made a video on that
Which is cool right
It's cool yeah but I also think that
So when I was getting it
I mean you went to Zello's Games
to help pump up Zello's Games.
I mean, you were the biggest thing there.
I also judged.
I understand.
She signed autographs and hugged people,
hugged babies.
She did.
She did.
Noble.
Who shot that?
Who shot that?
Is that Wiki?
Go to the bottom left and click on the person icon
no um god that's the first time i've ever clicked on an icon down here i don't do any
that's so i didn't never even would have seen that i got you dude i know i know you're a fitty
oh strong coffee i'm ready i'm refill. Will, hook me up.
Thank you.
So, yeah.
I would just notice that every single post that she was putting up,
I guess it's not all that bad.
Well, it's just sponsor, sponsor, sponsor, sponsor, sponsor.
Is this the dick of the kangaroo?
How is the dick behind the balls? because it's probably not the dick is the dick behind the
balls on a kangaroo that is fucking weird and yeah everyone's saying that that was wiki who shot that
uh uh kangaroo kangaroo and top guns is right i'm a hater because i didn't make the games
very very upset.
Kangaroo genitalia.
Eastern great kangaroos, like many of their fellow marsupial pouches,
have a penis that is located below and behind the fucking scrotum.
Jessica Valenzuela.
That's what you're focusing on.
It was.
It was the dick.
And fuck anyone who says I have ADHD.
Like, eat a fucking dick. Just because I'm 10,000 times more observant than you
Doesn't mean I have ADHD
Why is the dick below the balls on the kangaroo?
I can't believe it
They were in a great session of tearing Tia Toomey apart
And he shifted to the genitalia of kangaroos
I said that about you somewhere at some point
It's like walking around with you in the street.
It's just your attention is drawn to everything and anything.
Let me ask you a question, Jeffrey.
I want you to fucking be honest.
Did you or do you think anybody who's going to watch this show,
the 10,000 people that will watch this show
and the 10,000 will watch it on Spotify,
knew that the penis of a kangaroo is behind the strogan no fucking way
even my mom who hates this shit is probably like oh that's fascinating
kangaroo where's the penis of the kangaroo i googled it i did it
kangaroo where's the penis of the kangaroo i googled it i did it god that is amazing yeah i think it's safe if you if you want to google that i think it's safe
here i'll send it to you in the in the private chat if you want to just pull it up quick
uh kangaroo genitals are weirder than you ever thought kind of like this show animal lovers
listen up critters are cute and everything but you should know that nature is fucking weird and
nothing fucks weirder than a kangaroo.
Science blogger to the stars Ed Young watched a documentary about roo junk, so you don't have to, and here's what you need to know.
Kangaroo testicles are above the penis and highly mobile.
Kangaroos have three vaginas.
The outside two are for sperm and lead to the uterus the middle one is for giving birth
the urinary tract goes through the middle of the three vaginas which may be why joey's are so small
40 000 times smaller than an adult kangaroo there's no room for a bigger birth canal than
the urinary tract they're pissed out to go with the two sperm vaginas male kangaroos often have two pronged penises often because they
have two uteruses plus you hammer both holes at the same time if you're a kangaroo that must be
nice also possibly important to marsupial sex lives kangaroos can unhinge the unhinge their lower jaw really how is that important to kangaroo sex
it sounds like it but didn't you say something about prongs
oh no it's prong not spite what's the animal that does that sounds terrifying
oh that shit happens to dogs where they get stuck together
oh oh oh i don't believe it i it's fucking on gris.com climate justice what's funny is it's
on a climate justin solutions it's on this crazy woke uh website so probably isn't true
yeah never mind it's probably none of that's true.
You'll like this.
Tell me.
But it also detracts from kangaroo dick talk.
That's fine.
I think we exhausted it.
CrossFit put up a video that is the strict muscle up foundation.
That's your jam.
They put up four hours ago on their YouTube channel.
Actually, I didn't even know CrossFit still had a YouTube channel.
I thought it was just a game channel.
You know what's funny?
I swear to God, I thought it was just CrossFit games.
There's a podcast on there that Chase Ingram does.
Chase Ingram does a CrossFit podcast, CrossFit games podcast.
I dare anyone to try to find it.
I saw it today.
You did?
You had mentioned that it was out there somewhere, so I was looking for it.
How did you find it?
Did you go to their YouTube channel?
No, it popped up on my homepage.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's play a game here.
CrossFit Games.
Go to their YouTube channel.
It's so sad that their picture even says the word.
You take Noble circling the bull hiller
circling the bull to find what i'll give you the exact i'm going to give you the exact definition
hang on circling the bull all right i found it by the way. On its way out, in trouble, doomed, finished.
You're asking if I think Noble is on the way out?
Yeah, like, do you think they're circling the bowl?
Do you think they're hemorrhaging cash?
You could say they're going to follow the Whoop way
and say that because they're in bigger and better sports,
why are they wasting their time on CrossFit?
That's apparently why Whoop left.
I mean, all that happens is CrossFit is CrossFitters trash the brand.
Kind of like Whoop.
Everyone was getting over Whoop.
Except for the people who were getting paid by Whoop to say Whoop's awesome, which it isn't.
Is Fitbit gone?
No.
People who don't know what they're talking about will wear them.
I thought it was.
They got like however many steps in one day,
which is worth knowing,
I suppose.
I thought it went out of business.
No,
not Fitbit.
Did Nike have one of those watches?
A Nike watch?
The Nike,
wasn't it the Nike Fitbit?
No,
Nike kind of had a bunch of straps that went
onto the apple watch i sent you that podcast if you were curious to okay uh which podcast
the one from the crossfit podcast oh did you text it to me it's in the private chat
oh good even better yeah i'm trying to make your life easy.
Your feet.
Oh,
okay.
Okay.
It's not doing it poorly as I would have assumed it was.
Okay.
So,
so here it is.
Oh,
why is CrossFit open?
So special with CEO.
Oh,
okay.
529 views.
It's been up for 17 hours.
Get the CEO of CrossFit a mic, yo.
Fair enough.
Okay, now watch.
I'm going to go to this.
Look, they don't even have a picture.
That's how, this is a fucking,
someone, like nobody gives a fuck about this.
Hey, that's like YouTube 101. That's like when you sign up for a fucking no, someone like nobody gives a fuck about this. Hey,
that's like YouTube one Oh one.
That's like when you sign up for a YouTube channel,
they're like,
make sure you have a picture,
a profile pic.
Oh my God.
They don't have a fucking picture.
Like no one gives a fuck about,
I'm gonna subscribe to this. And okay.
Now,
now watch this.
You go here and it's CrossFit Podcast. I was just doing this.
Now watch.
Watch what I'm going to do here.
I'm going to go to CrossFit Games.
It is the CrossFit.
Oh, it's just the CrossFit Podcast.
Okay.
Yeah, type in CrossFit Podcast.
You just type in CrossFit.
Well, I bet you if I type in CrossFit Podcast, it'll be all my old ones.
You want to bet?
Do it. Yes, I bet it will be. It'll be good.
There it is.
Well, the first one's got Graciano. He was on there a couple episodes ago.
One, two, three, four, five.
Oh, and then there's a couple from them. A couple.
Yeah, then they get in there
pat and rory this is where me and rory's a relationship took a fucking dismal turn after
this podcast because on this podcast i facetimed him while he was sitting across from me
and we said his phone number out loud and the show wasn't live and we didn't edit
it out and i said and he and he basically he fucked me up he checkmated me i was like hey
dude it's no big deal he goes yeah it is a big deal i don't want my fucking phone number out
there and i'm like okay i get it and he's like and you did that shit on purpose i'm like no i didn't
and we got into it then he goes if that was d Dave or Greg's phone number, would you let it get out?
I'm like, no, never.
Fuck me up.
Checkmate.
That's what you meant.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
I was like, all right, you went.
Okay.
Did he give you a new phone?
What happened?
I can't.
Honestly, I can't remember.
Okay.
So look, this one with Rickyicky gerard is at crossfit
games oh so maybe they've peeled off well i don't see the crossfit podcast as a station
let's go to crossfit where would i go videos um it's under it's a different channel dude
it's crossfit crossfit games and crossfit podcast they're two they're three separate It's a different channel, dude. It's CrossFit, CrossFit Games, and CrossFit Podcast.
They're three separate stations, channels.
So you have to go.
It's not even in there.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
You can't, like, someone hates Chase.
Chase is the one who mans these?
He's the one who does all the interviews.
the chase is the one who mans these he's the one who does all the interviews i mean if i if if i hated chase and i was being passive aggressive this is exactly how i would
treat him this is what you would have him do this time yeah jesus
fucking crazy what a man
i gotta have dawn on again and just and just and just be like hey dude these are
the five things you need to do to turn your fucking company around there's this show on hulu right now
called handmade tale and this is what they do with the handmaids that they don't like they have
them go work in like this random area that no one gives a shit about as a punishment i watched about 15 minutes
i watched about 15 minutes of that show and i fucking started hyperventilating
because i can't live in a world oh i just can't live in a world like that i just can't even
imagine that shit what what do you remember about it because it was pretty decent and it's still
pretty good it's it's basically like there's just certain
girls who can have sex and they're they're moved from house to house just getting railed to have
babies is that what it is there's there's like an infertility issue and there's a couple of them
who are still fertile and yeah yeah they're moving from house to house just taken yeah i just didn't
like it it was fucking it haunted me season, they go through this entire mask thing too,
to keep them from talking.
It's pretty nuts.
Yeah.
And that was like,
I think it was a year or two before the pandemic happened.
Okay.
This is called the Hiller Fit Review Show for a reason.
Yeah, we've gotten into it.
Hiller Fit.
The last training think tank podcast what was it so so uh you did this this episode on dave
lipson yes uh he was on my podcast was it when it was a little weird he um he was driving and
camille was in the car and i it did it it seemed like they may have been fighting or something something was weird
there was some weird something weird in the air i don't know what it was um so you made this so
this is what hip and steel should should have done i really like dave's response here this is what
hip and steel should have done and this is what um liver king should do if he's going to do anything
he they he leans into it you're am i understanding
this video correctly you're basically saying hey dude there's two things one you started doing
supplements before performance enhancing drugs of some sort before you said you did
and two you're not being honest about what you're taking no i'm not saying he started taking them
before he did i i guess the best way I could summarize this in about three sentences is I assumed or could tell through a series of photos that what he was saying was true.
He started in about 2015.
that I could find throughout every single Instagram post and comment section, I was able to pull that he was telling some people that he had only been on the HRT since that point in time,
the age of 35 through the age of 40. And then he had said in other comment sections that he had
used compounds in preparation for a couple of bodybuilding shows. And compound is a little
ambiguous and you're like, yeah, you use something.
Like we can tell you.
You use something.
Yes.
Yes.
I think you were on TRT maybe 2015 to 2017 or 18.
And then you use something big.
So I know I've hung out with Dave, let's say a dozen times.
I can honestly say he's one of the fucking most.
He's really fun to hang out with.
He's really happy.
He is how he is in his videos.
He's very quirky.
He seems like a cool dude.
He does.
Yeah, he's super quirky.
But doesn't that – so, okay.
So there's no – what's your issue with that, that he just didn't say exactly what the compounds are?
that he just didn't say exactly what the compounds are?
The issue was, and I went through it one-to-one in person with people at my affiliate, was people were doing the program insisting that they could get the results that he had gotten
doing his program because he looked that way
and because he never said that it was aided at that point in time,
which is different than this point in time.
Now we're saying that he has used stuff since this period,
but for that like 2015 through 2018 period,
nobody knew to my knowledge.
Do you think something's happening in the steroid scene?
Like first Joe Rogan says he's on stuff and,
and just people are just like,
I don't know if he was the first,
but he's obviously the, the most high profile person who says he's on testosterone replacement therapy.
The plates and dates guy clearly is on something, right?
He doesn't even look human.
His shoulders.
He used to use a bunch of crap back in the day.
And now he's just doing, I know exactly what he's doing, but because he's been very transparent with it.
And then that Craigig ladouche
guy george ladouche douché greg doucette yeah greg doucette he he's he's he's open too right
i mean he doesn't he doesn't look human either yeah he's like he looks like he goes between
doing steroids by the way cosmetic surgery he's onT as well. But he looks the way he looks, not because he did TRT to get there,
but because he was on freaky amount of crap to get to the point
in which he's at now.
It's like a roller coaster ride, right?
So TRT gets you here, and then you take some stuff, it gets you up here.
You can come down, but you don't come down as far as you did
because you're still getting some assistance to keep yourself at a higher high
and his skin and his face doesn't even look normal like he's had plastic surgery or
he has those lasers run over his face and something happened to his skin
alexis points that stuff out she goes he has no wrinkles in his forehead he's got botox
i'm like oh you're right he does something by the way for anyone who's
interested shameless plug here that's that that's why i think if you're interested in doing this
taking this journey on testosterone replacement therapy whether it be for physical or mental by
the way the mental is like the unspoken true benefit of it from everything that I've been told by everyone.
Hey, Andrew, you want to do a podcast?
Oh, yeah.
I'm good.
Anytime.
What do you want?
Yeah.
Ten minutes before this is on, I'm like, Andrew, my power is on.
Let's go.
He's like, okay.
The cool thing about if you go sign up with California Hormones is you're going to have – you already have Andrew.
You have Gary Roberts. We have two more people. Um, one of them is a woman who you guys all know, who listened to
this show, who's going to start. Is this the first time you're saying that here? Uh, no, but I've
never given out her name. I just figured I'll wait until she comes on the show and you'll have,
you're going to have like five or six people always to talk to. So no matter what I can say, you can call and be like, is that true what Sevan said?
And he'll be like, no, it actually takes eight weeks instead of four weeks.
No, it's actually better than what Sevan says.
The needles come in a box.
It's even better.
Or you can – you'll have – we have a built-in quality control that between Andrew Hiller and I, we'll be able to talk all the shit and all the praise we want about California hormones.
And the worst thing about your typical doctor
is I have a guy who I was trying to flip over
to California hormones,
and he was trying to get it through his doctor
that he's known his entire life and his family.
And he goes, oh, no, just start taking Clomid instead,
which is what that master's athlete got popped for recently
because it does help you. Is that the lotion? Clomid instead, which is what that Masters athlete got popped for recently, because it does help you.
Is that the lotion?
Clomid?
Yeah.
Clomid's a fertility drug, but it also has been, it will increase your testosterone to some extent.
Some people use it as a post-cycle therapy, which is just something you do if you're trying to get yourself back to normal after having used a bunch of any sort of drug, testosterone,
or anything that's going to ruin your hormone balance.
Most of them do.
Anything anabolics is going to ruin your hormones.
Dave Lipson writes, after seeing this video that Andrew made about him,
I thank you for the video.
It's an honor to be the subject of a meaningful discussion.
Unfortunately, I've been shadow banned too many times to post in detail about the subject of anabolics on Instagram.
I think that's true.
Yes.
I do think that's true.
Well, I mean, you would know better than me, right?
I don't. I just talk about forcing kids to take.
Are you asking if I think it's true?
And maybe that's why there isn't information on Instagram about it.
On his particular Instagram.
Do you think he's avoided it because you
think that's accurate i mean i believe him but i just i haven't i haven't i haven't heard i didn't
know i would have to i would have to lean away from no because i don't think like i said people
i worked with who followed this guy religiously swore on their freaking mother's grave that he
wasn't using stuff.
And I'm like, all right.
However, let's do a podcast. And I'm happy to tell all, do you do podcasts?
Yeah, we're doing one right now.
I know, but he wants to do one with you.
I've done three or four or five.
Okay.
There's live ones like this where I just kind of have them on.
One of my pet peeves is the idea that people should evaluate a program that i write based on my personal results and choices okay okay okay uh so so now we're kind of in the liver king territory like okay he did steroids
let's not like just throw him out with the bath water because he lied about that okay i'm gonna
i'm with you much better measure measure it's a look at the
experience of our athletes meaning and not just me and our breadth and depth of impact by the way
if you're really interested in breadth of depth of impact look at crossfit it's nuts obviously i
love the training and the methodology and i often use myself in as an example of how to do it but
never take the word of the salesman as truth the athlete athletes
and the result actually really well constructed when you break it up the way you do
but he kind of avoided the question he's avoiding like the topic he's conflict he shifted he shifted
away from it right so him and i'll have a podcast and the first thing will be okay so when did you
start using trend and i'll go wait wait we're not thing will be, okay, so when did you start using Trent?
And I'll go, wait, wait, we're not going to have any formalities.
No, I want to know when you started using Trent.
I didn't.
Okay.
But when did you start?
Because that's how convinced you are.
Very convinced.
And I guess it would just be, I would just be hoping to hear him say that.
Yeah. Oh, I would just be hoping to hear him say that. Yeah.
Oh, I mean,
he,
he says it,
he said it,
that he has in preparation for certain competitions,
use something.
I'd be like,
all right,
when was the competition?
Why didn't you post on your Instagram?
Well,
and the thing that actually none of this just happens by chance.
It's not like I'm going to go attack Dave Lipson.
Right.
I had somebody in my garage the other day,
whose family member,
I believe, was following the program and they were having a conversation on Thanksgiving about
how they'd been following this program for a bit now. And only recently did they find out that the
person who writes the program is using whatever they're using, that being Lipson using hormones.
is using whatever they're using that being lips and using hormones what what um does this picture does this show you any trend stuff the shoulders are a pretty big giveaway there he's very lean
he's dieting down um the thing what are all those bumps under his skin what are all why does his
skin look like that it's just really thin people would
say it's growth hormone but it's he's just the the skin the skin is he's incredibly lean that's
probably like so he's hungry right there eight under eight percent body fat he says five points
i was talking to him 5.9. Maybe.
I don't know where he got that number, but he's definitely under eight.
Remember when you start seeing the shoulders? Harper said he was 6% body fat at one point,
and that's what he's comparing himself to, by the way.
So when you see the shoulders start separating from the traps like that,
you think that's some sort of anabolic use?
How many people do you know that look like that?
I don't want to talk about that.
All right.
Well, we won't do that.
I know some.
I've seen some.
I've seen some.
It's never like a dead giveaway, but it's just something that happens.
Go look at pictures of him, man.
He's got them right there.
Like, if you go up a couple of rows, there's a picture of him standing there with Henshaw and Camille, and he's 31, right?
Yeah.
That doesn't happen as you age.
But he's admitting that he does HRT, and you're saying that's not enough to get that.
I am never turning into that. I don't care what I put into it. that he does hrt and you're saying that's not enough to get that we're not i'm never i'm i am
never turning into that i don't care like what i put into it that's not good well he's also up
30 pounds and he's down 15 pounds of body fat
so it also go up a little bit the guy on the left next to is that one in the middle and there's
one on the left yeah that one that i would have to say is probably hrt libsyn that is not
and you can you can see the difference between the two pictures right yeah yeah yeah but maybe
it's just that he he but okay so this one he's not as lean because his skin's not doing that
shit but these shoulders are just absolutely nuts and the tricep.
And everybody's got things that are going to respond differently.
So, for example, since I've started, my lats are just exploding.
And I actually noticed the same thing on the liver king.
And I've said I feel more rectangular,
and it's because I feel like I'm getting more muscle in my midsection.
You look at the liver king, and he's got a really wide midsection in his back.
But liver king does not have those shoulders.
He doesn't have the taper look.
And it's just everyone responds differently.
Men respond differently than the women in each sex.
There you go.
You like that?
I was going to say gender.
Thank you.
Each sex have things within them that will be like,
oh, these receptors are more potent in this individual
than that individual.
So basically someone told you, hey,
can you sniff out Dave Lipson for me?
And you're like, yeah, that'd be cool.
No, I didn't need to sniff him out.
I just had already been, you know,
kind of breadcrumbs along the since 2017
do you how many people do you do you have um
a one of us a notebook or a file on people that you might do screenshots episodes on or like yeah do you have
are you like okay um i can possibly like after you did the tia to me um natty or not do you
have like 10 other people that you in the in the space that you're like that like if i was like hey
do a natty or not tomorrow could you could you well not tomorrow in two days you could yes yes and yes tomorrow and the next day
uh i could probably make them for a month wow you've done that the thing is they take a little
while because it's not just what i've got but i need i go and i grab more stuff from wherever i
can grab it from yeah like people see the way that i go about doing it. Um,
this one,
Brooke Wells is natural.
Bruce Wayne.
You do the straight up.
Say that one.
Yeah.
I think she's natural.
I think Brian is,
uh,
using the little something.
He's a,
he's a little taller than most.
I can't even,
that beard grows a little bit too quick. I can't even. That beard grows a little bit too quick.
I can't even consistently do creatine.
Seven.
Are you going to get the liver King back on?
I sent him a love note,
tell him,
keep his head up,
love him.
You know,
we're made,
we're made.
You're strong.
You'll get through this.
Bruce and Kenneth,
what are you trying to do to me?
I'm going to snatch a hundred pounds without getting juiced up.
You're going to see.
How's that going, by the way?
How far along are you?
I did 30 reps with the 70 for the first time last week and something happened in here.
Oh, mother.
Oh, is it your bicep or is it your forearm?
No, it's right in between the bicep and the forearm.
It's your freaking elbow, but what was it?
No, not my elbow.
I think it's probably your forearm.
I think something just stretched out here, but it feels good right now, but what was it no not my elbow your forearm i think something
just stretched out here but it feels good right now but it hurts when i like pick my kids up
it didn't break or anything look at this unsporty beth
come on
hey oh your people are fucking wild dude someone had to go out of their way to make like that took
some effort right it's like yes i mean it's not an insane amount of effort but it's not easy
i i wouldn't do it because it's it would just be annoying it's like oh i gotta go sign into
my other youtube channel unless it's their only one and then it's cool i just like it do it on me
uh jeff so so did you did jeff ever respond to the kangaroo penis
uh gary's intense maybe not the best dude i sent you a whole bunch of pictures to pull up on
the kangaroo i think it's pretty safe too it's okay you can just pull them up private chat first link okay google searches okay there's nothing wrong with them i'm on it hold on
oh yeah oh okay there's a great okay we'll go back to the kangaroo they're safe right
yeah yeah yeah this is totally safe so So here it is. That's it.
That's what we saw. That's nuts.
There's no way anyone knew that. There's no way.
Dude, I would not like my balls hanging on my dick like that. Right?
I know. I mean, it's so bizarre. And so the anus is back
he shits out it must be from under his tail
I'm guessing that's the same
careful with the scrolling by the way you don't know what you're gonna scroll
your way into you know you're safe
at this point
I told you it was safe to
pull up but I don't know how much of it
is all of your tabs are
showing by the way
it's fine thank you though
alright fine
okay
where were we
uh and uh Hiller Fit we're doing a Hiller Fit
show yeah
we've talked about it a couple we talked about
the Lipson one
um I always like
I always kind of forget what I do videos
on and then I always wonder what we're
going to talk about it comes back to me immediately when we start talking about it but
is this was this i liked your thing on the liver king that was so i made that one right away the
one i did have ready for tomorrow is more about how i actually felt about the whole thing but i
watched the derrick one it's an hour and it's awesome.
Mine was five minutes made right away.
Cause I knew it would gain some traction.
I knew people wouldn't watch the full hour.
So I was like,
Hey,
this is what it's about.
Here you go.
And you're not a dickhead.
You think Derek was a dickhead?
No,
actually I don't think he was a dickhead.
The only,
not at all.
Uh,
69 mega.com tired of being alone. What will help you? Anyone who doesn't like to show your, actually, I don't think he's a dickhead. Not at all. 69mega.com, tired of being alone?
We'll help you.
Anyone who doesn't like the show, you're...
You ever pull up one of those websites?
No.
Fuck no.
I'm afraid.
I'll do it.
Put user in timeout?
Oh, block user.
Wait.
I need that website.
An error occurred.
Try refreshing the page.
Fuck you.
I ain't refreshing the page.
I did it this site contains private
photos of beautiful women warning
you will see private photos please be
discreet alright I'm not
going any further than that
so you made this and you were nice and he
was nice like I said the only part I didn't like
about Derek's is like calling him a charlatan I
just don't think that's I just don't think that's
accurate I never the only part I didn't like about Derek's is like calling him a charlatan. I just don't think that's, I just don't think that's accurate.
I never,
I never,
I never took those pills.
I never took that stuff thinking I was going to look like him.
And some people did.
I know some people personally who thought that it would.
And it's for those sorts of people where it's like,
but is it still good for them?
Yeah.
It's still good for them. Yeah, still good for them.
The liver king takes them.
And that was what I tried to point out in the video tomorrow is that in the emails he has before any of the liver king things start, he's taking the pills.
And it's just some 40-something-year-old dude who's like, I want to be shredded.
I want to get rid of my back fat.
Why doesn't my growth hormone work?
What the fuck is going on?
Why don't you think his growth hormone was working?
It was probably mixing it wrong if I had to guess.
Oh.
So when you have a, it's very fragile.
Liver King is how I started doing carnivore.
I didn't get abs until I switched to a carnivore diet.
Have you ever been to this guy's instagram page i have not no way he's a monster he's fucking huge and i think he lost like 100 pounds or something
i checked out his page the other day and now he's got abs that's cool that's sweet
yeah he's definitely putting the work um are we how do you think hip
and steel's done do you think you you he like could he do something that could still cause you
to make more videos on him but what what do we need what needs god i hope so
does any that video was so sad uh i watched about half of the video i did with lauren khalil and my my heart was just
broken for him i was just like what what for what reason because he's just he's lost and he's
confused and he and and this whole experience i i read into it i'm completely admitting that i read
into it but basically this experience that he had not not so much your video, but the response the community had to your video made him feel like he was betrayed, made him feel like he was betrayed and kind of took the love.
Betrayed by the community?
Yeah.
I mean, these are my words.
This is just what I got from the feel the feelings i got from him if i was to surmise he feels like he was betrayed by the community because so many people were like yep andrew nailed it that like
you're you fucked up and he was just hoping for some unwavering loyalty regardless of what he did
and that's why i feel like he's lost like he didn't do what dave lipson did he could he should
have been like hey hillary let's come on your show and laugh about my video.
And instead he got super defensive.
Everything I said, I made three videos on that, right?
It was actually one super video.
Well, you made three this time.
You've made three before too, right?
I've probably made like seven on the guy at this point.
He deserves his own playlist.
He does. That's a good idea the hip and steel saga it's like the lord of the rings trilogy or any of that like the harry potter box
set here it is dave hip and steel right but he's 66 man and and i i don't really like doing this
for some things and i do for others which i know makes it kind of hypocritical, but in other sports,
every other sport, injuries take people out all the time.
And if the injuries are what's keeping you from doing things,
you don't use it as an excuse just because you're Dave Hippensteel
in this category, you retire.
Or you take some time off and you fix it,
like people do every year with Tommy John in baseball. It's like, Oh, this is broken. Get the surgery that you're
refusing to get. It's something that I have against people in general is when they try to
avoid surgery, everyone's got their reasons. And some people think it's smart and sometimes it
might be smart. So that's why I said they can make their own minds up. But in like the first 15 minutes of the interview, oh, I didn't need shoulder surgery.
I'm just going to go about it my way.
But then he still says that you can't fucking put his arms over his head and get the shoulder surgery, man.
Let me give a summation of the David Hip and Steel saga, and then you tell me if this is close.
Hardcore CrossFitter. been around a long time, super dedicated, super fit,
and started building a bit of a legacy.
Not a bit.
Was building a legacy and a bit of a dynasty within the Masters ranks.
I don't know how many he won but how many how many games has he won
two or three okay so he's a badass and basically what ends up happening is he submits a video last
year and it is um the vast majority of the reps are no good not not like hey did he squat below
parallel just a complete fucking disaster and Andrew made a video about it,
telling CrossFit, not David Hippenstiel.
It wasn't, as I recall,
it wasn't attacking David Hippenstiel.
It was like, hey, CrossFit,
what the fuck are you doing?
Are you going to let this guy go to the fucking games?
This video is not valid.
This is a fucking complete joke.
David Hippenstiel obviously gets his feelings hurt.
And all of a sudden he pulls out of,
of the going to the games.
It dies down.
It goes away.
Oh no.
Then Andrew has a run in with him at the games.
It dies down.
And then he runs into him at the kids.
They run into each other at the games.
It's a bit of,
he should have like,
as the 66 year old man, in my opinion, he should have walked up, given Hiller a hug, slapped him on the ass,
and then like, you know, just like embraced Hiller.
Like, all right.
Like, it is what it is.
But he doesn't.
And he sort of demands some other kind of,
he thinks he deserves some respect that maybe he doesn't really deserve.
It would be my honest opinion.
And so then it gets a little weird, little Keystone cops,
Abbott and Costello between Hiller and Hip and Steel.
You can tell that Hip and Steel, though, has this feeling hurt.
And then it dies down.
And then this video is perfect.
What?
He grabs my stick.
You forgot that.
Yeah, yeah.
He grabbed you.
Yeah, yeah.
He gets aggressive yeah
kind of kind yeah it's very inappropriate what he does but anyway and but there but david and
david's defense there was a there was a misunderstanding uh hiller said he wasn't
filming which he wasn't filming and then david did something hoarding oh there was no sound on
is what i told him yeah like this is muted hey
what's up dave andrew hillary i know who you are i'm just so you know this is muted but i'm live
on the sub hot podcast and then and then when david started acting up then andrew said hey i'm
unmuting this if you're going to act like this and he unmutes it so then right the fuck off
so then um flash forward to about a couple of weeks ago or a week ago.
And Lauren Khalil makes this video.
And in the video,
my understanding of the video was David basically says,
and I'm cool with this.
I knew I was,
I knew the reps were all bad and I was willing.
And I was cool with this.
And I'm willing to take,
I was willing to take the time deductions on those reps.
And, but, and that would have been cool, I think.
Like, yeah, fuck you.
Game it any way you want.
Hinshaw even says it.
Like, even if he would have got a zero on that workout,
he still would have went to the games.
But for some reason, he doesn't drop it there
and then starts making up excuses.
That's the biggest excuse in the book, though.
It's the excuse that we keep on using, which is if I tell you to do 100 air squats and all of them are two inches high, they give you a major penalty, which is from what I recall, a 20% deduction on your score.
It's 80.
Let's say it takes you two minutes and 20% of two minutes is something like 24 seconds.
Now it's 240.
It's 224. 224 224 i believe
is your new time but because you have it doesn't compare because you didn't do a single fucking
squat but the only thing they're going to do is ding it for that percentage right you still beat
everyone else who did them the right way at 230 in the first but if that's the rule i'm okay with
him gaming it within that rule
at that point it's not his problem it's crossfit's problem right yes yes i mean i'm not saying it's
good i'm not saying it's good but hip and steel could just be like hey that's the rules on cross
maybe that was that might have been make wads great again who said that in a comment section
somewhere and i'm like i agree with that it's crossfit game's fault for like putting this dude
in this position.
If he thinks he's going to get away with it, it's like— But then he starts whining.
It's like the parents who keep on letting their kids do shit.
The kids are going to keep on doing shit.
The parents always let them get away with it.
Right.
But then he starts whining, and he buries himself.
And he starts conflating issues on whether he's a good guy or a bad guy,
and it just goes into his character, and the whole fucking thing turns— it turns bad for both henshaw and uh hip and steel hypothetical if hillar was on trt
before the hip and steel incident would he have gotten into a fight with him no hillar wasn't
aggressive like that at all i don't do i don't think i'm any more aggressive
how did i ever tell you the chipotle story? No. Oh, maybe. Tell me again.
Tell me again.
This is stuff that I've done somehow.
I did this stuff more when I was a teenager, but I parked my car at Chipotle.
This is the parking spot, so you pull the car in this way, right?
You come on up, you pull in.
The building's right here, so there's not much room in between the two i go
in i pick up my food i come on out and there's a car parked between where you back up in the building
and i can't get out i gotta make like eight different turns to get out of the parking spot
because this car is there and they park there because they're picking up food and they don't
want to take the extra time to put your car in right so they're just gonna run in run out so i get out after eight different directions to turn and i'm like you know what
and i put the car in park i go into the building and i'm like who drives the goddamn nissan morano
and everyone in the chipotle is just looking at me and i'm, someone drives that car and you can't park there.
And so lady peeks her head around and goes, did you mean the Ultima?
And I'm like, yeah, the Nissan Ultima.
And she's like, that's mine.
I'm like, you can't park there.
And she goes, okay, I won't park there anymore.
And I'm like, everyone is stuck in the parking spots because you decided to take a shortcut.
And she's like, okay, I get it. i won't part there anymore and i'm like all right
thanks and i left she was cool like that she was cool like that and probably shitting herself
and everyone else is like holy hell this guy's losing his mind uh philip weir i filled out the
info for california hormones but never heard back uh dm me philip and i will make sure
uh you get uh a call tomorrow dm me tonight i'll make sure you get a call tomorrow and thank you
anyone else anyone anyone
how often do you have those outrages andrew and would you like to talk about them and was
was your girlfriend with you at the time no i don't do that in front of her i don't like
embarrassing her however there was a time same chipotle we're we're standing in line they close
it i don't know 10 o'clock and it was eight 30 and she
wanted queso on her burrito or whatever she was getting. And our, we're in line and we're going
through the whole thing and you get to the point of the queso and she asks for it. And the lady
says, Oh, that's for online orders only. And I was like, we're standing right here. Like,
can we just have some, she goes, no, it's for online orders only. And I go, all right. So I
step back and I go, I'm just going to order this stuff online. I'm just going to stand right here
instead. And she goes, you can't do that. And I go, but you said it's for online orders only.
Why not? And she goes, you can't. And I'm like, then put it on there and I won't do it. The guy
behind me goes, Hey, if I Venmo you three bucks, will you put queso on there for two orders?
And she's like, and I go you gotta
chill out right now I'm like Alexis we're leaving like we're not eating here ever again
god that chipotle just kind of drives me nuts I think isn't it weird when idiots are just stuck
in process isn't it just weird why is it okay for it to be online but not in person I don't get it
like I'm right here and also if I'm going to be online but not in person i don't get it like i'm right here
and also if i'm going to order online like you just said it's like it maybe i was the idiot
i thought about that too i'm like am i wrong like what the fuck the guy behind me like really made
it funny though he goes hey man can you put some on there for me too because i want queso you
weren't wrong it's just i see that shit too where people are just stuck in their process yeah cory i hate being that guy but sometimes i think it's funny i've told that story a couple
of times every time i think it's funny and then everyone else just thinks i'm nuts no it's good
it's a good story uh justin madaris and brooke wells are lying to you but justin's not lying to
you correct and i made that in the next one innocent see yeah you did a video on a
european guy that was weird how'd you feel about that was it weird i thought it was kind of weird
but i kind of liked it i liked it i enjoyed it it went fast it moved quickly i was just surprised it was the first time like you would you had gone
over the pond i think i i have there been any comments on that one that are like worth looking
at like they know who that guy is or i don't go to the comments on the ones where i don't think
anyone's talking about me or rich from someone says that it's not like the bachelor it's a reality
show about rich people in london
uh renata novantina are you the guy who's catching liars on internet now well good for you you have material forever because almost everyone lies or lied at some point in their life
love you heller but you're better than this the one kate foster didn't like who said that
that's what uh that's always a weird comment when people say you're better than
this oh law hollander said that okay i don't really understand that comment like it it's so
pretentious laugh out loud maiden chelsea isn't like the bachelor it's basically a show about
rich people in london it's not massively a dating show also just to confirm we don't all speak like that in the uk yeah he was like straight up deep deep british
accent just picked up some c4 after you talked about it the other day oh my god you're such a
bad influence i love c4 oh crap a lot of negative comments i've got a lot of negative comments
mr hiller what you've said just said is one of the
most insanely idiotic things i've ever heard at no point your ramblings indigo
uh andrew please try something positive to talk about in the next few videos the last couple have
really sent i really yes i i do listen to the feedback from my comment section, so I hope that they all enjoyed what was next.
I didn't see it as negative.
The liver king.
I didn't see it as negative.
That's weird.
Well, wait a minute.
Some people probably didn't like the Justin Madera's Brookwell's liar video, and I get it.
I get it.
Yeah, that kind of hurt because I love Justin so much.
Well, and yeah, I kind of fucked that one up
because he was never sponsored by
Whoop and I
made an assumption based upon him wearing
a Whoop once in a picture,
which was a long reach.
I tried to do what I could to
unfuck that. Post to Instagram,
pin in a comment, next
video, right away, first thing.
I really don't have any other avenues of speaking to anybody.
No,
it's been confirmed.
Justin has never been sponsored by Whoop.
I think Whoop might be circling the bowl too.
What do you mean?
I just think that they,
I think that,
I don't think that those,
I don't think any of those.
They're gone.
They're so gone.
What do you mean? Whoop? Yeah. yeah like where are they anywhere in crossfit anymore no but i mean i think
i don't think any of the wearables outside of the apple watch are gonna make it where uh whoop news
let's see whoop review also the josh patterson one i sat on that one for a while i've had that one kind
of just stewing waiting for an opportunity to make it and i'm like oh this will tie together
with the justin madaris apology so that's where that one came from for anyone who cares
which one say that again i was I got stuck on the whoop.
The Josh Patterson one was just kind of sitting in the back of my head.
Oh, look at this. What this whoop 4.0 review. Only cardio enthusiasts need apply this.
The whoop 4.0 is unobtrusive, provides interesting fitness data after,
after about a month of use, but,
but it doesn't give
enough guidance to justify the expensive subscription plan that's what people are
saying that it's expensive but what about the fact that it just doesn't work yeah well people
dude dude people don't know people don't know like i that that. It's for reasons like that.
When I first started making YouTube videos, the idea was to get as many people to listen as possible, to say stuff like that.
Here are the things that need to be said.
And certain people do it to a good extent.
Like Derek has 1.5 million YouTube subscribers.
He makes a video on the liver king and everyone knows about it right away.
I always think it's so cool. But he's not going to make a video on the liver king and everyone knows about it right away right i
always think it's so cool but he's not going to make a video on the whoop i will say so why won't
he wait why won't he because he probably doesn't even know that's not what he's into he's into
um basically performance enhancers bodybuilding that sort of stuff but it's basically all he ever
talks about amongst a couple, he used to do,
the more date side of it is he used to do dating stuff,
like body sense and hair growth.
And that was also pretty cool stuff that he used to talk about.
But who else knows how shitty the whoop is now,
other than people in comment sections who clearly people miss.
Everyone misses that stuff.
Big tech layoffs.
In October, internet company
Star Inc. laid off 170 workers across three of its
Massachusetts offices. Whoops, a fitness laid
off. Oh, they laid off
15%
of their employees. Wow.
Didn't we see something else today?
We're not going to look at that.
What was that?
Tell me.
Oh.
You know what I'm talking about?
Was it the other layoffs I was telling you about?
I believe so.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, I'm not ready to talk about that yet, I don't think.
It had to do with a product.
Tell me which one.
I'll just say no.
Should I private chat it to you?
Sure.
I bet people hate when this happens.
They're like, what do we want to know? Tell us.
We don't do this very often, do we?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, yeah, I'm okay talking about that yeah yeah yeah i'm okay i'm okay talking about that i you
want to give me a little bit more on that because i i know very little and i had to look up words
as well to know what they meant i'll bring this i'll show you this uh what was the name of the
company is it stacks daughter uh stacks daughter doter what's the
name of the um i'll pull it up actually i have it around here somewhere there was just plugged it
what's the name of the company basically the company the company that makes the the um
the daughter headphones has discontinued them but i can't but i want to pull up the
i don't know if i have that pdf anymore someone sent me a
pdf basically showing that that company dropped and that those headphones have been discontinued
and and from just a brief uh look at the document i can't tell exactly if that they're done done
or if that this company just isn't going to carry them and they're going to have to find another
maker for the headphones but but my my first assessment is is they're they're done done that those are
that those are toast well it was probably going to be so hard for them to make it anyway
with stuff like beats by dre being as cheap as they are and as good as they are
it never really made much sense to me i would have never gotten a pair what kind of headphones do you wear when you work out those no i i wear these i wear these um
i i wear these when i'm on the bike bike i wear these giant giant ones that like attached to my
tv set through through i don't know what the fuck it is, Bluetooth or something. It's gotta be Bluetooth. And then I take them off
when I do anything else.
I don't know, I don't even, oh,
they don't get sweaty and gross.
Oh, yeah, yeah. You're one of the people who
wears giant headphones when you work out, you
crazy bastard. Just when I'm on
the, yeah, so
basically these, these got
discontinued from what I saw, from what someone
sent me today.
Yeah.
You know, it's crazy.
I don't know.
I don't, I don't really want to hammer them.
There's just this whole list of things that, that Catrin and Annie stand for.
And it's like all this women empowerment shit.
And I just, I don't.
You're throwing down the entire thing of my video tomorrow which is cool okay fine no
i'll wait for your video to come out it's not so much i mean maybe maybe it'll give some context
keep going no don't wait for it to come out keep going because because i didn't get into that part
of it but what what what what have you done for women empowerment besides just being a fucking amazing just role model?
Like why do you have to say any of that?
It just – everything that they have written about equality and women's empowerment just cheapens everything that they do.
It just brings – it's like what the CrossFit Games posted the other day.
It's so fucking 2008.
You're just bringing women down when you do this.
Like no one – one doing what doing what
pushing the women's and uh i'll show you i'll show you let me show you crossfit games uh instagram
no no one thinks that no one thinks that sarah no one in their fucking right mind anymore thinks
that uh sarah sigman's daughter's too buff where the fuck is
that post oh here no no one in the crossfit community is like oh my god i can't believe
that those girls are stronger than the boys or that oh my god i can't believe women's doing it
like we're so beyond that this is like fucking 2008 what you're doing is you're dragging women down. You're bringing up an issue that's like so – we've so transcended. From day one, women and men and fucking CrossFit have been paid equal.
day one the documentaries well except for every second counts the one i made have embraced the women we're over you don't see any comments around crossing where those girls are too buff or
whatever everyone's just like holy shit i can't believe how well you can't even say how hot they
are anymore without some jackass getting offended it's it's um uh and this isn't to dig at sarah at all but but literally they have fucking two
pages of what they stand for and like if you really want to stand up for women's equality
and women's rights fly over to fucking iran and adopt a fucking family where the girl's
in jeopardy of being fucking killed for going to school
we're back to where we were in the beginning with the fucking liver king these people of being fucking killed for going to school.
We're back to where we were in the beginning with the fucking liver king.
These people, this is just sellout.
That's what the entire video I made yesterday is about.
This is all just sellout shit.
Like, you really want to attack someone?
Attack Dr. Fucking Fauci.
Thanks, Kenneth.
Attack someone who's trying to hurt kids.
You really want to show fucking women empowerment like come on man it's like it's like you're you're beating a dead horse and not letting
us get past it we're so fucking past it why do you think they do it by the way today when my
when my wife said that the power went out my
wife's like fuck and i'm like what she goes i have so many dishes to do like god i love you
god i love you like you're so fucking empowered and dedicated
wait can you not use water when the power is out we we can't because we're on a well
but that was really just a dig to make me seem so all that so i didn't let down all the people wait, can you not use water when the power's out? We can't because we're on a well.
But that was really just a dig to make me seem,
so I didn't let down all the people who say I'm misogynistic or whatever.
How dare you paint women into the corner doing dishes?
Shut the fuck up.
Women can do dishes if they want to do dishes.
Well,
wait a minute. I want to know why you think that they do the whole women empowerment thing.
I,
because,
because it's the cool thing to do
because they're fucking you just said it wasn't though well it's a cool thing to do for them and
for that's how they think they're selling watches it's exactly the same thing that disney did for
the last two years but it's why they changed their uh ceo last week they know what's fucking
happening they went down the wrong path you go woke you go broke no one wants to hear any of that shit anymore we're so far past that they're doing it to fucking virtue signal it's like if
if if if you think that women need to be empowered it's because you're fucking stuck in your head
if you just lift your head up and open your eyes you'll be like oh shit
it's fucking annie thor's daughter one of the most amazing women who has ever walked on the fucking planet.
What more do you need to say?
You don't need to say anything about that.
Do some other shit.
Like you're,
you're diminishing your light by trying to shine it.
Look what Allison NYC just said.
What?
No women want to do dishes.
They suck,
but she would rather do them than watch her husband do them.
Good.
Well, whatever.
That's usually how I feel about things, too.
Yeah.
I appreciate it.
Yeah.
I would never.
Yeah.
Like, oh, so that's like I can't stay.
I have to take the trash out.
Because you don't want to watch your wife do it.
I just don't feel like it.
Yeah.
I don't want her to like, yeah, there's shit like or like if we pull up to the gate in
the remote, if we pull up to the gate in front of our house and the remote's not working and she's like i'll jump out and she's
right by it i'm like no no i'll jump out or like today she's like hey i would like to make some
chicken soup i'm gonna run to the store i'm like no you're not i mean unless she wanted to like if
she said no i want to go to the house and be cool but if not like i'm i need to do like i want to
do shit for so maybe allison's right yeah i get that by the way i wasn't suggesting that women
want to do dishes maybe you're responding to something in the um comment i was just suggesting
that it was nice that my wife or even if she was my husband like like even if she was a dude that
would be a great trait that they were concerned that the power was out and they couldn't do the
dishes i just love that last time the power went out and they couldn't do the dishes. I just love that.
Last time the power went out.
Why am I not cleaning my own dishes?
The fuck kind of question is that?
The dishes are always done differently in different households.
It's always kind of been something I thought was interesting.
It's like people who think the toilet paper should be under versus over the top when you unroll it.
Some people had their dishes done every single night.
Some people do them over the course of the day some people do them every three days and leave
them in the fucking sink our kitchen's always spotless here here i'll tell you i'll tell you
why my wife does the dishes you want to know why because if it was fucking up to me we would only
use one pot and one cutting board and everyone would eat with their hands like when i make when
my wife's not around i fucking make dinner and i dump it out on one plate and we me and my three boys sit around
and eat off of it paper plates man even that whatever but like i like i have no problem like
dinner rotisserie chicken with chopped cucumber sitting on a board. Seriously. We threw, we threw the pot away, Liz. Oh God. Yeah.
Alexis threw it away. She was pissed.
My wife doesn't like it that when my wife wants everyone to have their,
probably to have their own cup around the dinner table. Cause like,
if it was up to me, we all drink out of the same cup.
I can honestly say I've never once put a roll of toilet paper on the roll and even remembered which direction I put the toilet paper.
Same here.
Same here.
Don't give a fuck.
People who make that an argument.
You know what else I think is something incredible?
Like bathroom talk.
How do you wipe your butt?
I do two or three wipes from what angle do you attack it from,
from front to back.
And then I,
and then I do it.
You move,
you move your balls out of the way.
No,
I don't have to,
I don't think I have to move my balls out.
You may like hold up my balls with my left hand and wipe from the back.
You're taking balls.
You wait from front to back.
I go,
I go from,
I reach from the back. You know, there i reach from the back you know there's people do
you know there's people who stand up and go side to side right it blows my mind i had this
conversation a lot always with dudes so i guess this might be the first time it's with the dude
but there's probably chicks watching they stand stand up and then go side to side.
Like, what the fuck?
Paper, sebon, and then.
Paper what?
I have heard some shit in the bathrooms next to me.
In the stalls that I fucking don't understand.
Like, it sounds like they're cleaning shoes, but it's a dude wiping his butt.
I had this friend and I always wanted to ask him, what the fuck is that sound?
How are you wiping your ass?
What does a cleaning shoe sound?
Make it real quick.
I hear this.
God damn it.
When I wipe my ass, it makes no sound.
I would like to get to that. I would like to get to that.
I would like to get to that bidet level.
The thing is, my poops are so fucking clean.
It's because of your new awesome diet where all you do is eat those tomato-looking things.
Yeah.
Which, by the way, what is that called?
Arloom?
Arlob?
Persimmon.
They have them at Costco by me, and I'd never seen it before until today.
I actually started making a video showing how to eat the different kinds of persimmons but um but I didn't post it okay you ever have you used a bidet before do you like them
yeah I do like them I do like them fans I only it at fancy hotels or my super rich friends' houses.
But they're kind of cool.
I remember growing up, my parents had one in their bathroom.
And I thought it was the weirdest fucking thing.
And I'd never used it.
Yeah, we had one growing up too.
I never used it. What the hell is that thing?
Yeah, I never used it either.
The ones at the hotels are much better.
Why?
The one we had in our house was just this the one we had in our house was just this it's basically a toilet bowl with just a
fucking nozzle that just fired water straight at your ass like the ones in the hotels like you push
a button and it like it like works on you like you hear it's like and it's like moving around
in the area do you need to use toilet paper at that point or no?
Yeah, I use toilet paper.
You got to dry it off.
There's no fan?
There probably is.
Those new fancy toilets have fucking everything.
Seat heaters, everything.
Oh, shit.
I have a toilet with a seat heater.
You do?
Yeah, it's nice.
Oh, shit. I got to get one of those lights in there though so i have to pack oh shit i have to pack oh yeah you're going to newport soon yeah
okay do we do we do all these videos we do no we did no we didn't even talk about the
daniel spiegel netty or not we didn't talk about the trt tuesday oh listen we didn't even talk about the daniel spiegel netty or not we didn't talk about the trt tuesday
oh listen we didn't talk about tea eating breakfast uh oh yeah that was great too oh
shit okay i'm gonna be in newport for two weeks i'll have plenty of time we got to get back to
i do want to say this though um to to to danny spiegel first of all we hardly ever talk about you on the show but
when we do it's not the beacon of moral truth it's the beacon of moral authority don't you're
you are the beacon of moral authority do not fuck the lineup it's so fucking good the beacon of
moral authority moral truth make me sound like a fucking knucklehead
may look homeless but not a knucklehead
all right um hillary any final words to the constituents
oh i got nothing so you're doing a video tomorrow on, on, on, on Catrin.
If yes,
featuring Catrin.
What time?
On the, on the liver King featuring Catrin.
Uh,
I should have it out.
On the liver King featuring Catherine,
Catherine.
This sounds like 20,000 views.
Uh,
I actually told Alexis it's probably going to be good for 18,000.
I've been pretty,
I haven't,
have I mentioned to you that?
I'm getting pretty spot on with my guesses.
I could have told you that the Joshua Patterson one would have been dog shit for views.
Noble video was your best one, Hiller.
Thank you.
Wow.
I really felt like I was turning a new leaf on that.
I left the garage and shit for that one i ruined that appliance or two my eyeballs hurt this kept me up past my bed oh did you throw
the did you throw the blender away the blender is fine alexis threw the pot away i would never
use that but you should not use that blender why just wash it
You should not use that blender.
Why?
Just wash it.
It was, yeah, it's time for a new one.
That's why I kept, I said it twice.
It's like six years old.
By the way, my kids, I want to tell you this, finish on this note.
My kids have been playing Monopoly.
We got a new Monopoly set.
I fucking love Monopoly.
And they love it too.
And it's interesting. They've, it's called, they've changed the name of monopoly it's called wokeopoly
and and when you cross go if you're white you get a hundred bucks and if you're black you get
four hundred dollars you're kidding no it's wokeopoly it's really cool all right uh that's
the only thing they changed huh no no there's There's other stuff too. If you're gay,
you get like $300.
They've changed something.
Oh,
if you're gay,
you get out of jail free.
There's just some shit like that.
There's just some new,
new, new,
new.
Your boys did not make this up.
You influenced them.
When the power was out today,
I was trying to think of funny stuff to say for the show.
All right.
Thanks for entertaining me guys.
Bye.
Bye.