The Sevan Podcast - #701 - Let's Talk About Testosterone and Roids ft. Hunter McIntyre, Andrew Hiller, and Gary Robert
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i uh i watched the uh the video with the torque tank and the
what dumbbell thrusters and back step ups yeah yeah yeah, yeah. Congratulations. How fun. I can't believe how nice that event looks.
It was a rough event.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Jamie, pronounce your last name for me.
Latimer.
Latimer.
Okay, so I am saying it right.
Okay, so you are actually in Cookville now?
Yep.
And what hotel is that?
I am at the Country Inn & Suites. That was actually a disaster. I had, um,
all the hotels are disasters. You sounds like you're batting a thousand.
I was, I had a room at the candlewood, like, um, one of the ones with a kitchenette and a
fridge, everything. So we could cook and have our food here. And on Sunday that got canceled on us.
Um, so we got moved to this room that doesn't even have carpet and it's a tiny mini fridge, whatever.
It's whatever.
Constantly, constantly vary.
Yeah.
It's the Masters.
What's the name of the event?
It's the Legends Championship, CrossFit Championship.
And this is probably one of the bigger, if not the biggest Masters event.
Yeah.
Um, last year it was 40 per age bracket.
This year is 32 because with it being at Mayhem, it sounds like they could only do on like
the main floor, they could only have eight lanes.
So they're doing four heats of eight.
So 32 is the limit.
And you did day one yesterday.
Yep.
And how'd you do?
a limit. And you did day one yesterday. Yep. And how'd you do? I got fourth on the endless ergs,
which was seven minutes of, um, row one minute rest, seven minute biker, one minute rest,
seven minutes gear. Yeah. That's good. Right? Yeah. I'm thrilled with that. Like, luckily it was 21 minutes of work. If it had been like 12 or under, I, I would not even have been able to
maintain with the powerhouses, but, um,
I like longer events. So I was able to like maintain over the course of that.
Um, so I was like 7,100 meters. Um, and then, and then the, I got fourth again in the second event
also good. Cause I feel like the taller athletes were winning, obviously with the step ups makes
it a little bit easier so congratulations
and how many events how many events will you compete in this weekend um nine the event on
sunday is two parts it's like an event a one minute rest reset and another separate event
so nine events hey that's awesome uh two fourths is fantastic yeah yeah you're in it to win it what what age group 35 to 39
and are you actually 35 yet i'm 39 you didn't see it holy cow i mean i know i'm old hey um uh
what's funny is when i had this idea to have someone on in the mornings before i was gonna
have jason grubb on and then somehow you slipped in. I don't know. I didn't. If you see Jason, tell him I said hi. I still want to
have him on. Okay. So today you'll have two more events. Yep. And then today's Friday and then
you'll have two more on Saturday. Is it, it's a four day event? Three on Saturday. It's a four
day event. Three events on Saturday. Wow. Okay. Well, I'd love to check in with you tomorrow.
Tomorrow we're doing a live calling show and, uh, we'll, we'll check in with you tomorrow and
see how things are going. I'm totally available. I'd love to. Awesome. And say hi to Jason for
him and let him know. I will say hi to Hunter for me. I will. I will. I will say hi to Hunter for
you. Okay. All right. Bye. Thanks for coming on. Yeah. Yeah. Our very own,
uh,
Jamie,
Jamie Latimer.
Just like I,
just like I thought crazy,
right?
That's 39.
That looks like 29 to me.
My,
my shit got all,
you can't figure out how old anyone is anymore.
Yes.
She's not old.
Seven is old.
Yeah.
She,
uh,
two fourths. Uh, she two-fourths.
Did she say there were 32 people?
Two-fourths with 32 people.
I mean, at that pace, she's going to win the thing.
She's going to win it.
Who's supposed to win that?
They're out there at Mayhem.
This morning is going to be chaos.
I was actually thinking about pouring myself two cups ofhem this morning is going to be chaos i was actually thinking about pouring myself two
cups of coffee this morning um i i almost even felt like i overslept yesterday usually i go to
bed around 11 and get 11 at night and get up at 6 a.m yesterday i went to bed at 8 30 it was weird
i never do that 8 30 uh no you're not Hunter you're Andrew Hiller
oops wrong channel
no
just joking
oops
you're on the wrong channel
huh
no
am I on the wrong channel
no
you started five minutes ago
well the reason why
is I wanted to have
I wanted to have
Jamie or Jason Grubb
on this morning
just to say hi to
the legends athletes
over there
at Mayhem.
So she came on for three minutes
and 18 seconds. So she was here. Cool.
Hey, two fourth place
finishes in
an event that has nine
events. She's
kicking ass, right? Oh, yeah.
Damn.
Where was that at?
Mayhem. It's not always? Mayhem.
It's not always at Mayhem.
I think this is the first year they've done it there.
It's where all the old people... I think she's the youngest group of people there.
She's the 35 to 39.
Although that Masters event might have a 30.
Yeah.
That place might actually have a 30 to 35.
Someone will say, nice shirt, Hiller.
He likes this shirt. I like this shirt it's cool
they go sideways and across yeah is that new yeah relatively new have you seen your
wadapalooza shirts i did we're not allowed to call them wadapalooza shirts though we have to
call them miami no oh i thought oh you're right yeah yeah, yeah. The super cool Miami Vice shirts.
What's everyone talking about here in relation to myself and Hunter?
What have I missed?
Oh, I don't know.
I actually haven't been.
They're just hoping you were shirtless.
I have a feeling Sheriff Hunter will have a differing opinion than Savannah Hiller and the Brian Johnson.
Oh.
Gary Roberts.
Holy shit. Hey, Gary Roberts. Holy shit.
Hey, Gary, do you know Andrew?
Andrew Hill or Gary Roberts?
I don't think we officially met.
How are you?
Can I tell you something, Sevan?
Yeah.
I got to say that I'm really embarrassed because the last couple times I've been on your show I realized I was like after the fact
I got off and I was like holy
fuck I don't think I know
anything about his co-host
like oh that he's not my
co-host this is my co-host
there he is
no but you've had a couple guys on
these same faces
and I don't know anything about them, and I haven't asked,
and I've been embarrassed to say it.
What do you want to ask?
Don't be embarrassed.
I keep forgetting.
I keep forgetting to do my reading.
This eye doesn't open all the way.
I know you were wondering.
What else you got?
Is that true?
From what I've been told, yeah.
I think it's genetic my grandpa had
something going on so um caleb is actually the co-host he's deployed overseas somewhere we can't
say where because he won't tell us and andrew hiller is another youtube star that i leveraged
for to try to get more uh likes on my show any questions well i hi guys i was i was really i have this phobia of exposing that i
do not watch your show as much as i should and i didn't want to expose a weakness that i'm behind
on the times with what you've been doing and um when i come on your show i've been trying to prep
like okay what is what am i going to say different this week? That's fresh from the last time. And anyways, Hey guys, I want to know more about all of you.
Gary, you know, what's funny is probably two or three of the people that I speak to most on the
phone. They always call during the show, which is just so self-evident to me that they never
watched the show. Right. I did that one. one so so don't ever feel that way i don't
don't ever feel that way i just love having you on thank you uh congratulations on your 632 mile
i am completely completely oh let's bye caleb i'll see you later i'm completely blown away
that you ran a 632 mile is that i i didn't realize it fuck that's good to you i was surprised i was
surprised that you were impressed i thought you would be like okay well you were getting there
but we're not there i saw your four times you ran like a 10 tell me tell me about the first mile
you ran that was like 10 something okay so here's the thing i feel like at any given time
when i'm not crossfitting that i i have enough in my fat years and my like i've gotten lazy
i feel like i i always have enough in me to get out there and give a 10 to 11 minute mile
but like really suffering and like a 240 pounds a six foot one 240 pounds during that
period 10 10 to 11 minutes is there any walking no no it's just like it's just like a slow a slow
jog and no just really no going out hard well anyways when i when i started my CrossFit days, I don't think – when I started back this summer, I don't think it was a MRF.
It was a MRF in my first week.
That's a terrible coach.
Well –
Like fucking Boba – who's the fucking bounty hunter in Star Wars?
Hunter, meet Gary Roberts.
Gary, meet Hunter.
You look like fucking a low-rent Boba Fett or whatever that guy is.
What are you talking about, dude?
You're talking about a dog-to-booty hunter.
This is the top bounty hunter in the business right here.
This is the one you don't know about.
This is the one you don't want to know about.
All right.
Try not to be distracted by Hunter.
Okay, go on.
So you ran a MRF.
So it literally was like three days in, MRF was programmed.
And, you know, MRF, the holiday that we celebrate MRF is a big deal.
So I'm like, I should scale.
I'm clearly going to scale and only do a half MRF.
But I really want to know what my mile is.
So I'm going to do a,
I'm going to do a full mile on the front and the back open up time style.
Yeah. So I just was curious and I, I gotta look, there's a chance it was.
So when you, were you juiced up when you ran that 10 something,
had you started your California hormones? No juice, bitch. Clean. You ran a,
you ran a free dude. You're off the juice.
bitch. Clean. You ran a 10. You were J-Free, dude. You're off
the juice.
Original,
dude. And then how long
were you on California Hormones before you ran that
632?
I think we're going on
four months now that I've been
popping.
Bitch, I've been crushing.
That was good. were you sore after that
running that 632
I have
I have a slight
admission yeah
you cheated it's only you only ran three laps
no we're not
testosterone but you're on EPO
you're on
that's your admission
no again it was Pio, you were on Chico Ramones. That's your admission?
No.
Again, it was programmed.
There was more workout.
So there was a mile buy-in, and then we had to do a 16-minute AMRAP of front squats and box jump overs and pull-ups and shit.
And I normally wouldn't go out as hard so i could continue the workout but i told my coach i really want to know what my mile is so i'm i'm really not going to focus on the wad i'm
gonna give it my all and when i came back i really didn't do much in the workout i was like i was
fucked i was oh from the run, from pushing. That's okay.
What's the issue? I don't see an issue. You said there was
something wrong with that.
Well,
because I
barely do some front squats.
115, I was so hammered.
So I just...
You came in drunk, too?
You did?
Maybe the star of the show, you got a show pizzazz where you got it so you
you spent it all where you could i'm just kind of i think i like that i'm just kind of embarrassed
that i didn't have enough in the tank to uh to do well in the in the in the hey you you normally
don't swear when you're on the show and um and you normally don't have a 632 mile.
So you've been on California Hormones for four months, and I heard you say in shit already.
Normally, you're pretty good about not swearing.
Do you think that the hormones have not only helped your mile time get better than Hunter McIntyre's High Rocks champion and giving you some potty mouth?
I think I'm starting to become a fucking believer,
bitch.
My test is terrible.
And I cussed all day long.
I think it's a psychological issue for me.
I don't,
I do,
you know,
your levels Hunter.
Well,
I did the same thing with your guys' testing company,
and they handed me a shoebox full of needles and old syringes.
And they're like, Hunter, this is the stuff.
And I'm like, guys, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
But thank you.
And then they gave me a bro deal.
They're like, all right, fine, bro, whatever.
Just go to a random supplement store and get yourself some boron zinc and magnesium and i've been taking that and if i wasn't wearing
this jacket right now you'd be able to see how buff my chesticles are i was actually going to
have a contest you on growth hormone versus just me on boron creatine like i'm on this is 15 what
are we doing let's just see who can put on more mass between now and february 1st and allow myself
to get as big as possible.
I'll whoop the shit out of you.
Hey, can he really do that, Hiller?
Can he take 15 grams of creatine in one morning?
Yeah, dude.
In the loading phase, you got to do like 20 grams.
This picture is from like fucking 2012, man.
This picture is not from two weeks ago.
When did you pull this from?
Oh, no, no, no.
That was me.
That was me just saying that I was going to get back to it.
That's only July 10th.
Gary, if you don't know, Hunter is the High Rocks world champion, by the way.
Many, many, many, many times.
That's before I got a parasite, everything.
So when I went to California Hormones and got tested,
this was right after I had this parasite.
My scores were just, just like tanked low
dude look at this thing this is captain told me about the street meat the street meat dude look
at this damn do you know how many people came after me do you know how many people came after
me because of this they're like why don't you try to be humble for once you piece of shit
serious that's a great video i know i thought it thought it was inspiring. I'm a trainer. I tell everybody, I'm like,
listen, dude, it's a lifestyle. Go get your shit.
Go get after it.
I mean, just like you, Gary,
if you're feeling good, dude, you've flexed
a couple times since you've been on the show. If you're feeling
good, dude, live it.
There's literally nothing going
on in this world where you should not be
able to stand up and feel proud
of yourself if
you've been working hard on yourself everybody's surrounding in the audience if they don't want
to clap when you're up on stage looking like a fucking star fuck them hey i didn't i didn't
realize i i know i do know this guy yeah what's up grinder i uh i think i have the glasses you
just didn't recognize him i didn didn't recognize with the shield,
but I,
I remember like your first,
uh,
CrossFit games.
One,
one and done actually.
One and done.
Yes.
Yes.
You should,
you should have said your only CrossFit games.
I didn't realize it was an only,
but I remember the whole more than us.
I remember the whole talk was that he came in.
He wasn't technically officially a crossfitter he was cross
cross coming over and he did well in the open and the whole story was how would he do in the games
and i remember sorry go ahead i remember you had you definitely had some some strengths but i
remember uh the like maybe early events some running but but the games did expose you.
I remember that.
If I had spent more time walking on my hands
like children do in gymnastic classes,
I would have fucking killed the whole world.
But I'm a real athlete, and I compete
in contests where we move on our feet.
I'm glad I actually
know somebody on the show.
My whole experience was more like
dancing with the stars. I kind of just showed up like i have a career elsewhere guys i have real things going
on i'm not a dancer but i will show up and show you that i can dance and then i'll go back to my
real life but all you guys are influencers you all have your own podcasts and they've never called
me that again gary and we'll be just fine. Yeah, exactly, exactly. You are an influencer now.
Hunter is an influencer.
The other three of us, we're just regular guys.
You don't call yourself an influencer?
I would say Saban falls into the lane of traditional media.
I would say, I'm not going to lie, Hiller,
you have definitely fallen into the influencer category.
And I have to sell definitely fallen to the influencer category and i have to i have
to sell my soul to the devil because my sport's so cheap that i can't afford to pay for my food
and i have to post a lot of pictures of myself with my shirt off i think if hillar is op-ed
he's editorial it is i mean it is but you i mean listen it is journalism pieces because you do go
out and you do source good information and you do create a storyline, which influencers technically don't do.
But I think in the modern vein of what media is.
He's the anti-influencer.
He bashes the products.
He does.
But that I mean, I guess it's pretty good.
I guess it's pretty good.
I'm listening.
I'm not saying what you're doing is wrong.
I actually tune into your stuff often.
I kind of was heartbroken by what you did to hip and steel.
I didn't watch enough to really get it.
Here's the thing, man. When you're at that certain
age bracket, you look
good in the picture. Oh, wow. Yeah, you look great there, Gary.
Hold on. I want to watch Hunter beat up on hillar a little bit save that handsome photo of you and your
beautiful wife for a second somebody in the chat was asking for my wife that's why okay it's for
chat people here's a picture of my wife okay go go ahead i like this hunter go beat up on him for
how how did he mistreat an old man how do you mistreat an old man i'm just not saying like
listen dude that guy has literally been a flag bearer for this community especially for this age group for the better part
of a decade and listen i i don't like you know he and i don't have some handshake deal behind the
scenes here i think he's a superstar and i think at that level like when everybody's just like
instead of like corners they're kind of cutting off a little bit of round edges on everything just to make the moves, especially in that category.
He cut off more than a fucking round edge.
But, dude, I mean, you know what I'm trying to say.
I didn't do super deep research on this piece, but I'm just saying I vote for Hip and Steel.
I'm just saying the guy's a good dude.
Why were you beating up on Hip and Steel?
I actually know another name.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, because Gary's done some videos on Hip and Steel? I actually know another name. Yes! Because Gary's done some videos
on Hip and Steel back in the day.
Legend, bro.
Hunter, the best thing that I can tell
is how old are you? 32?
33, baby.
At a point in time, you're going to be unable.
That's a dead giveaway.
At a certain point in time, you're going to be
37, and you'll no longer have the mile times that you've got to be able to point in time you're going to be 37 and you'll
no longer have the mile times that you've got to be able to run the races that you want to race
are you going to just try to say well i'm going to not do five percent of the race to keep up with
everyone else who's doing a hundred percent of the race are you going to come after him
did he skip reps or did he just kind of just like get a little range of motion? Range of motion.
Bad.
But it's really bad, Hunter.
To the point where they shouldn't have even been done in the first place.
And then he just says, I'm old.
You don't know what it's like.
My shoulders are beat up, but I'm the beacon of health and CrossFit.
It's like, maybe you were.
But that's my point.
That's my point.
I mean, listen, listen.
What's your point?
I'm not saying that this dude, like when you were like at the,
like when you're going for the Olympics and you're going for the gold medal in the, you
know, the typical Olympic category, and then you're talking about masters and senior Olympics,
we're talking about the senior Olympics guys.
And maybe their toe just went over the line where they were throwing the shot put a little
bit.
These guys are so gosh, darn old.
And they're still out there getting it.
I affect what they're doing is my point.
Let me translate for you.
Hunter's saying they're not real athletes.
They don't deserve your time.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, you can put certain people.
Gary, are you familiar with the situation?
You can put certain people in the microscope.
I just saw in the chat, it's David, right?
David Hibbensteel?
Dave Hibbensteel, right.
Did he enter a non-CrossFit event and just get whacked?
I think someone's really good at summarizing this in about 30 seconds.
We should let him, if you want to take a stab at it.
This guy basically entered a competition,
and he didn't do full range of motion on basically,
let's just say, any of the reps.
It was very poor.
But then he later on came out and said,
hey, the reason why I did that is because I just was going to take the time penalty,
and I didn't really care. But Hiller kept pointing it out to him, and instead out and said, hey, the reason why I did that is because I just was going to take the time penalty and I didn't really care.
But Hiller kept pointing it out to him.
And instead of the guy just admitting, yeah, I fucked up, he tried to defend himself.
And then it just got worse and worse because every time he tried to defend himself, Hiller made another video.
And so it was like watching – it didn't go good.
Hibbenstiel should have just leaned into it and made fun of himself.
Instead, he took himself too seriously.
Yeah.
That,
that does surprise me because he,
he,
I mean,
he was the pinnacle,
like as his age category,
I mean,
he was walking legend.
Hey dude,
his,
his ring muscles were locked out.
His ring muscles were locked out like this.
His overhead squat was locked out like this.
It wasn't like closer.
And then,
and then most recently in that thing with
the morning chalk up he goes on to say that he has been avoiding surgery he's been doing stuff
such as lodging things within his belt to keep his back from blowing up mid-workout and he's
just falling apart it went from hillary using his falling apart along with him trying to say
as if he's promoting the message of health and wellness for people of his age in the world
and he's also trying to like parallel those two things into saying this is why i skipped
all those reps you should be okay with it because of these things that i'm also standing up for
and it's like you're do you not realize what you're saying all in the 20 minute time span
but he is he maybe we should maybe you should have just left him alone too because i do that's
what i was saying so guys i always used to be a big fan of Sean Ramirez.
Sean Ramirez, the guy who got popped with all the pads.
He was like the master.
Innocent, innocent, innocent.
I don't know, man.
I used to see him at a lot of events.
I remember one time he gave me grips at a contest where I didn't have grips.
He's like, dude, just take them and you go.
He's like, you're going to use them better.
I was like, what a respectable guy.
He was a good-ass dude.
And then it all came out that he was all juice to the gills,
and that crushed my heart.
Like, I was a humongous fan of him.
And that's a piece that you go after,
and you kind of put the guy on the pan and sizzle him up.
But the hip and steel thing was my point.
Hey, by the way, you know he sued the supplement company with detaining supplements and won.
Ramirez did?
Yeah, yeah. Well, MVP, dude, I think you're still, like, I'm still a fan, but it broke my heart. sued the supplement company with detaining supplements and won ramirez did yeah yeah well
mbp dude i think you're still like i'm still a fan but it broke my heart i didn't do enough
research to continue but he was always great to me and i always thought he was a great athlete
um but that sucked man that broke my heart when you saw that if you sign up for california if
you sign up for california hormones between now and December 24th, we will do a free drawing to give away a level one.
What's that mean?
A crossfit level one.
Meaning, if you basically go to the website, CAHormones.com, sign up, submit your blood work, get the free doctor's consultation, you'll be, you have a good chance of getting the crossfit level one. the uh hey i'm now catching on what happened here and i would just like to say because i have been
using california hormone that they do not send you product in a dirty shoebox hunter is lying
thank you thank you gary gary that is why you're here talking to hunter they met me let me they
met me in a parking lot they met me in a parking lot behind a dumpster and they took it out of like
they took it out of a trash bag that clearly had already been used before.
And then gave me like a Puma shoe box full of all the stuff.
And they took a semen sample from Hunter. They took blood from you, Gary.
I don't give away semen. They're going to sell it to the Russians.
They need this juice.
The Russians are going to try to use it against us eventually.
It's been very professional. Although I got to say just last night,
California home home, I am on my last dose. eventually it's been very professional although i gotta say just last night uh california home
home i am on my last dose i just actually used it last night and please ship me my new package
hey have you been doubling down gary are you running out quickly because you're giving yourself
too many injections be honest no no no no what my last doctor's visit, he very emphasized that. So I'm supposed to take 0.5 mil a liter of the little syringe. And he emphasized that I do no, a couple times I snuck a 0.6, but he's like, it doesn't do you any good. Don't even, don't do that. Just.
Well, it might do you some good.
Hey, I want to see Gary go to, I want to see Gary go to somewhere else.
I want to see Gary go to Hunter's High Rocks camp.
Can we do that?
Come out here.
I'll sponsor the whole thing.
Can I ask you a quick question?
Come out there and whoop some bitches.
Dude, come out here, dude.
This is man camp.
I got literally like 20 pounds of wood right here that we got to chop.
That's that's a green screen behind you.
Hunter, it doesn't look real.
It looks like a fake background. It doesn't look real. It looks like this is a fake background.
The cabin is regal.
There's a level in front of it and it doesn't look
anywhere else.
Where does Hunter call home?
I don't know this.
I'm kind of like one of those
kind of animals that traverses
across mountain ranges and I
summer in Malibu and i winter in the
mountains of lake arrowhead uh i i live in southern california between those two places
and what's your camp when is this hold on let me just say something really quick about hunter
all kidding aside he is arguably one of the fittest people who's ever fucking walked the
planet it's arguable that maybe he was the fittest man and that just because of the definition of what we have in crossfit he didn't get it i mean the
fucking guy's fit he won this high do you know about high rocks this fucking event nutball event
i don't know details i've heard that the average professional time is an hour and 29 minutes and
this guy has done it in 55 minutes it's some fucking hellacious run crossfit hybrid thing
and so he has this cabin where crazy people will
go and train with him for eight weeks at a time and he runs this camp up there and uh recently
he's he's claiming he retired and so now he's saying he's going to give away all his secrets
i don't think he's really retiring but we shall see so in a nutshell that's who he is but he is
he's trying to make a pass the Olympics,
Gary.
Oh yeah.
In a boat.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Tell Gary about that.
He's trying some obscure sport in the Olympics.
That's he says he doesn't handstand walk.
This sport is as ridiculous as hands down.
This is so much,
this is so much harder than handstand walking.
So right now my wetsuit is in the dryer spinning because I have to paddle in
lakes that it's only 35 degrees here.
I paddled yesterday in 28 degrees and I still suck so bad that I fall in often.
And trust me, it's a, it's an eye opener when you get in there. Um, basically I decided,
I was like, I've competed in so many of these things and I've, I've competed at a very high
level for now 10 years. But the one thing that I don't have going on for myself is I haven't earned, I haven't made it to the Olympics. Like if you, I don't know, if we all
sat down and we were sitting at a table and everyone's like, oh, where'd you go to college?
And someone's like Northwestern. Another person's like, I went to, uh, uh, you know, UCLA. And then
someone was like, I went to Harvard. The whole room will stop and look at the person that went
to Harvard. As far as athletics, if you're all sitting down with a bunch of athletes and one
person mentions that they were an Olympian, that's the pinnacle.
Until they see that you're in that boat, until they see that's your sport.
When you see the guys that are really good at this, you'd be very impressed by what they're doing.
I mean, they're full-blown.
Have you ever been on a skier and basically ripping into the ground?
That's the range of motion, but you're on this tiny ass boat. It's more narrow than your keyboard.
And yes.
Yeah.
Even though he dresses like Boba Fett,
the guy is serious as a heart attack.
Yeah.
And are you close to the Olympian regist qualifying?
I mean,
this is a dream.
I'm as far as I could possibly be,
but at the same time,
it's, this isn't a hobby.
Like, if I didn't think it was possible, I wouldn't be doing it because you know what?
Like, I'm already the top of the sport in another world and I could fly around the world and get my flights paid for and get big checks for competing.
But at the same time, it doesn't fill up my cup anymore.
I've just been doing it for too long.
So honestly, I'm just like I'm on my last two three years of competing and uh i'm gonna swing
for the fences on this one try to go for the olympics i'm getting good but i'm not great but
hey you didn't you didn't fall in in that video that's pretty impressive i know just even balancing
in that thing is a feat of a lot of hours of practice yeah it's it's ridiculous and my back
is so fucked up already from it um you really have to be
careful with the thing careful hip and steel yeah hey i got a i got a question because i was watching
one of your videos just recently do you really think that did they pay you to do that with those
no bull shoes or did you just decide that you had a free day to just cook and boil shoes i haven't
worn those shoes since i decided they were terrible and then i
was like this will be good what can i do to these things did you watch that i personally don't have
anything against the company i just have like if you go into any of my homes i have about 30 pairs
of shoes from different companies i got no sponsorship or affiliation i think nobles are
just dog shit also did you ask me if they paid me to make that video
dude i would that just sunk in i booked the shit out of almost anybody wearing nobles and these
ugboos right here i have an instagram called ugly so wait why no one likes them except the people
who are paid to wear them that's the weird part gary what do you wear uh i you're not gonna wear
nobles because i'll shoot come on you're not gonna believe wear nobles cause I'll shoot. Come on. You're not going to believe this, bro.
I still have nano twos, nanos, nano twos of the shit.
Because, because you personally, every CrossFit games would take me to the Reebok store and
always get me shoes.
Uh, I still have, I still have unworn years.
Yeah.
So I'm, I'm still wearing like like i think 2014 nanos at the moment
i don't know those are the wide toe box ones i never was a fan of those ones but i have brand
new have brand new shoes from like 2016 i haven't worn yet i'm still they're in queue bro it's
awesome they're in cheap them and never touch no bulls because no bulls are like a mixture between
penny loafers and some other like soggy cardboard like you know you know like those boxes that are
in like ross dress for less like the ones that should be all the way in the back that are just
keep on never get out of that section that's a no bull shoe i can ask a question sandals that
are decent but they're like not cheap and stupid because of it.
Can I ask a question that's just going to expose that I've been out of the world?
Yes.
Sebon, you're not affiliated officially with CrossFit HQ and Noble, correct?
Like the Noble CrossFit?
No, I'm officially not affiliated with them
okay so i'm off because i was around the rebot crossfit games it's still so weird to me to not
see that on there and is should i be buying into the the new like i still am like in the old days
like rebot and nanos and no i think hunter summed up our all
of our feelings about noble in one uh uh hyphenated word dog shit just so it's not good i i i i think
that what they stand for is a joke and i think their shoes are a joke and i think that their
branding i think everything about them is i think they're bad i think they're a. I think everything about them is, I think they're bad. I think they're a bad company. I think sending them money supports things that you would not want to be
supporting.
I thought for like a hot second,
a few years ago,
because Nike was taking on all these athletes that there was a chance they
would come in and scoop in and want to be the title sponsor.
Why,
why didn't that happen?
Another dog shit company.
They're smart.
Is Gary drunk?
Gary doesn't drink. Why would I be? Why smart is Gary drunk? Gary doesn't drink
why would I be drunk?
oh
when can we talk about me mofo?
okay let's talk about you tell us
my babies will be waking up
okay tell us
get them on the show
tell us about the journey
well I would just like to sum up that since the last time we spoke
I have turned 50 years old, bitch.
Happy birthday.
You're twice as old as I am.
Oh, another swear.
So I am officially 50, and I had a birthday party.
Guess what?
I rented out my CrossFit gym, and I had an actual party.
I got a band.
She was awesome.
Like a mariachi band?
Like rock and roll, you know, living on a prayer shit, like 80s rock music.
It was awesome.
I like this.
And the thing is, I invited all my friends and family.
The interesting thing about this party is that the only people still crushing it were the 10 people I've become friends with at the gym. So like 11 o'clock
at night, the only people dancing were my CrossFit homies, all my new, all my new peeps. So it's been
really cool in this journey, this little bonus community of people that I've met at Iron Valley
CrossFit, Travis Meade's gym over here in Oregon city. So I just want to say it's been awesome.
A pleasant surprise.
When you said, hey, come back to CrossFit and start working out, I didn't expect I'd
be reintegrated and meeting people and making friends and all that cool shit.
And turning 50 at the same time.
It's an amazing community.
Yeah.
So I'm very excited about that.
And how much are you weighing?
Yeah, so I'm very excited about that.
And how much are you weighing?
So here's the thing.
307, 307.
Don't let them put you in a box like that, dude. The scale lies.
Well, I thought you would be disappointed I haven't lost.
I'm right around 234, which when I started, we were 257, 258.
Nice.
But I got it. You do the Olympic heavy, 258. Nice. But I got.
Olympic heavyweight in wrestling.
I got to be honest.
I've just been focused on performance in the gym.
And I feel metabolically, physically shit is happening.
Like if I feel my arm when I, when we first started my,
my bicep was not filling out my grip it was like little puny wimply and now i i
just feel i feel awesome and like i was talking earlier california homer i'm starting to i'm
starting to you know maybe think this shit's working you ran a 10 something then an eight
something then a seven something and then
a six something in four months you took five minutes off your mile time yeah yeah what's
your lifetime best mile so that's what's really interesting is when i graduated from the united camp with their runners over there march of 1992 wow my yeah 30 years ago holy fuck it's been 30
years i got you i got you go keep going the pft three mile three mile test in the pft and the perfect score in the marine corps then was 18 minutes flat and i ran it in 18
minutes and six seconds wow okay how many miles a week were you running that what do you think
your best marine have you ever heard of chesty puller i just bought this book yesterday chesty
oh dude this is supposedly you got to get this book dude suppose
this dude's like the best marine of all time is he still alive no he's dead as fuck no no when you
go to marine corps if you're not working out you're in the classroom and chesty's like mentioned on
like day one like it's like you know hey chesty puller sounds like a porn name dude he was a porn star didn't he was just
fucking up all the people he was fighting chesty so in the marine corps we ran i we i mean i don't
think there wasn't a day that we didn't run a few miles in the morning afternoon and evening
it was they did not in boot camp they did not call it burpees, but I tell you, I did more burpees and bootcamp than I, than
I'd done in my entire CrossFit of 10 years.
What do they call them?
Up downs.
Yeah.
I can't remember.
They just were fucking awful.
And I did a lot of them and I bombed, they would have us drink, uh, drink as much water
as possible.
Then burpee, they put all of us group in together,
like 20 people.
And then they say,
they'd say the person who's doing the burpees,
the fastest I'll excuse.
So they'd have you go max effort.
And they're like,
I,
nobody's working hard.
You fucking people are slow.
I need to see some working hard and you're starting to fade.
And they starting to mind.
Fuck you. And then it'd be like, okay, Joe out, Joe out. I need to see some working hard and you're starting to fade and they starting to mind fuck you and
then it'd be like okay Joe out Joe out and then I'm like one of the last people I'm vomiting water
because then they pause and they drink more water and I was vomiting while burping how do you feel
about how do you feel about the softened standards of the military these days like how you can have
like an excuse card like if you're getting yelled at too hard,
you can just lift up this card and they'll just let you
out of there. How do you feel about how fat
most people are in the military these days?
Caleb has opinions.
They do not have an excuse card.
I swear to God, that's all
bullshit.
I just made a $1,000 bet with my friend
and he won. he lost 35 pounds
he lost 35 pounds in three months he's an apache helicopter in south korea this fat
fuck could like had to remove the padding out of the helicopter because he was so fat
and i was like dude i was like dude you need to fucking lose weight like he used to be my
rugby buddy and the guy who taught me how to lift weights in college now he's just a fat tank and so i made a thousand dollar bet with him because now he can
he could basically like make a bedroom in there because there's so much space he's not so chunky
but man the fact that they allow somebody to fly around a 30 million dollar helicopter that's like
cushioning is up against the surface of the of like the windows that's a risk okay i got this is really good dude our
president our president is fucking has dementia i mean there is risks everywhere seven in 1992
it was just a real thing that they announced that our drill instructors could no longer swear to us
because of mom's writing to the Marine Corps.
And the entire thing was like, we used to be able to swear.
But now my entire memory of boot camp is freaking frack.
You know, freaking frack.
And Robert Spock freaking frack. And Robert Spock.
Really?
They cut out swearing in boot camp?
They cut out swearing.
But they did.
I personally,
they also are not
supposed to touch you, but I personally
was tackled
by my drill instructor and his
hands around my neck because
I couldn't keep a straight face
in lineup.
So he came over,
I was looking at the guy
on the other side and i couldn't keep a
straight face and he ran over just like freaking uh pile of what's the movie gomer pile gomer no
my dad used to do the same thing to me and he ran over and he tackled me over my
fucking footlocker and he's like what do you freaking think is funny roberts are you laughing at my mama anyway so he touched me and another crew
but we did not no way would i have ever said anything to anyone i was like dude i'm getting
out of here i got 13 weeks i will not complain to anybody but somebody jumped off somebody
committed suicide and jumped off of barracks they couldn't handle it and uh really
really one of the dudes in your class jumped jumped jumped to his death not my platoon a
different platoon build a a different a different company but shit like that moms wrote letters
and they did they got him to soften up up and I don't know how soft it is
wouldn't that happen if he was out of the military
you mean the killing part
killing yourself part
yeah can't blame that on the army
the thing is
hey he didn't like seeing
he didn't like seeing Gary get
choked and so he killed himself.
That's not what that's what I heard.
Here's the true story that the facts are.
They really hammer a home.
How much you cost, how much it costs to train you.
And if you're a little bitch, we don't just let you go home.
Like they really they really mind.
Fuck you.
You can't just at least then you couldn't just walk in and say, I changed my mind.
What's your wife saying about how much you swear now? I never seen i've never heard you swear you swear like me now
you you've entered the club the swearing club uh i gotta be honest she's still not on board
with california everything i do she's like it's because i test hospital you hear it every day
if there's any drama if i don't respond to my son whining because he wants to frigging iPad or something, she's like, you're a little hard on him.
Is it the testosterone?
Oh, man.
Oh, my God, man.
Come on, lady.
You being hard on him.
Boys need that.
Yeah.
No iPads.
Yeah.
It's tough, man.
The iPad makes parenting a little easier, but damn, they get addicted.
They get so addicted.
In the long run, they'll end up looking like Hunter without the performance.
My dad, we didn't have any of these opportunities.
My parents were just like, if you spoke up at the dinner table in the wrong way, you were getting.
Yeah, me too.
Anyways. Oh, me too. Anyways.
Oh, sorry.
I just, I forgot to follow up.
Someone asked why this is at the 50 birthday party.
Me and the missus looking like a power.
Damn focus.
Yeah, you look good.
It's focused.
You look good.
I can't believe how skinny your face has gotten.
Yeah, I do.
I'm crushing it, dude.
I am crushing it. I cannot believe how great i feel i thank you again you do a pull-up yet can you do a pull-up yeah yeah i can
do a pull-up okay what are you dead lifting what are you dead lifting can you deadlift 300 pounds
i got three third 335 the other day. Damn.
My biggest weakness coming back was dips.
I just was so hard getting in that range of motion again, and I just went bandless on my dips.
So I was using bands.
So, dude, everything is going good, man.
And even more importantly, I've dropped families like, hey, we need you to do shit.
I was like, hey, dude, I got to be back.
I got to go to the gym.
You can't F up.
Like I am really prioritizing getting to the gym five days a week.
In the past.
And you take your kid and you take your kid to the gym too, right?
I was. But then suddenly something happened in the beginning of october the temperatures dropped here in oregon oh my god it
got so cold bro you have more testosterone than all the men put in oregon put together i bet
she's not saying much it's oregon but still still. Let me tell you, my gym, I love Iron Valley,
but damn, it gets cold in there,
and I haven't brought my babies as much
since this temperature's gotten so down.
And are you liking your coach more?
In the beginning, he said basically he was too rough.
Now that you're at California Hormones, is he just right?
I like we're building a rapport.
I really,
I kind of bust his balls a little bit because he really tries to keep,
you know,
what is it with CrossFit coaches and trying to keep pushing the programming?
It's like, fuck dude.
What do you mean?
Like, he's like, Oh,
I think I'm going to start programming Lester's. And I was like, what's the Lester? He's like, oh, I think I'm going to start programming lusters.
And I was like, what's a luster?
He's like, you know, putting through lunges in with the thruster.
And I was like, come what the thrusters are bad enough.
You don't need to do lunges.
You don't need to.
I've seen that movement.
I'm not, I'm not a big fan of that.
And then like the other day we did lunge balls, like not just wall balls, but I had to, I had to do a lunge, throw the ball up, catch it, reverse lunge,
throw the ball up. And I was like, Oh my God.
It sounds like not drunk. This is, this is him guys.
This has always been him. This is Robert.
Why do you think I'm drunk?
It's the second time you've accused me of being drunk.
I'm not going to lie. There's some, um, I cannot wear there's smoke. There's fire. I want to know what he's accused me of being drunk. I'm not going to lie. There's some, um, I cannot wear there's smoke.
There's fire.
I want to know what he's accused me of being drunk.
I look like I'm the person who should be dealing drugs here.
It accused you being on mushrooms.
Matt,
that's what you wear to bed.
You just roll.
I do like how you,
when you turn your head,
I actually do feel like you're looking around at the cosmos.
Like,
like spaceship.
Like,
yeah.
Like when you do this one,
Honda,
seven,
Matt says burpee contest with seven. How with Savan How's your fitness right now?
It's good
I feel like you don't work out Savan
I feel like you just move
Master of the assault bike right there
No I work out
I work out every day
100 burpees for time
No probably not
I'm the least fit out of the three of you But I'm still more fit than everyone can you go pick up a pillow on that bed really
quick just to prove that it's a real background all right all right thank you that's all sorry
i don't think that you actually live in a garage with an srt jeep i feel like that's your mom's
living room and you've got backgrounds that's the subtle
i'd have to get a wide i'd have to get a widescreen lens to show off all like the palatial
mansion that i have in all my cars but uh you know me i'm humble put yourself like out in the range
ah dude i hate the fucking word humble do you know how many people attack me on my social media
they're like hey man why don't you try being more humble?
I'm like, why don't you shut the fuck up and lose those thumbs and that iPhone while you're at it?
How about when someone wins the Academy Award and they go, I'm so humbled by this.
None of that ever makes sense to me.
You're humbled?
You're humbled by the paycheck that you got for that massive movie and all the shit that you bought in that
massive mansion yeah winning an award doesn't make you modest i actually i would go up there
and be like i'm so prideful fuck i'm better than all of you i saw a video which is interviewing uh
josh bridges and they're like hey man how'd you become so fucking humble i'm like that's not an
interesting question shut the fuck up. Right.
Humble is something that should be deleted from the language because honestly, dude, I think you should take action and excitement and enthusiasm to whatever you do.
And if your exuberance is a little bit higher than other people in the room, then let their vibrations leave your fucking space.
Gary over here, he's exuberant. He clearly not humble about his situation what's the point of being i messed up great when i was coming on the show i had this
big plan that i would say good morning and i forgot i was gonna get my my good morning vietnam
in there robin williams you got to get a notepad dude let's keep track of these things hey i got something i gotta talk about before i go okay good
so i've been using california home run for like four months now and i gotta be honest when i talk
to people out in the world i'm starting to feel this overall pressure. Like, Ooh, that
sounds, that's dangerous. That's dangerous. And it feels like, why, why does so many? And then
I saw a little clip that says you cannot, you cannot, uh, patent testosterone. And I was wondering, is this like a big business hates?
Like, I don't want to be conspiratorial here, but, you know, basically, you know, commerce makes big money off sick people, right?
And you get old, they drug you, and they want to just medicate, blah, blah, blah.
And is there like this social messaging from big brother to push you mean
pharmaceutical companies that are constantly trying to keep you on medicine that's going to
keep your blood pressure lower and help you with your why why would you inject hormones into
yourself which is already naturally created instead inject this insulin because you're a
fat piece of shit and you can't control yourself everybody in my family has type type two type two diabetes because they cannot control themselves i
don't even bother to explain the narrative of how they got into this position because they're too
stupid to understand it i guess it's a very smart family and listen i don't even bother to explain
to people yet they're the people that try and i'm not an anti explain to people yet. They're the people that try it. And I'm not an anti-COVID person, but they're the people that you need to go and get your
17th vaccination, Hunter.
Don't you understand how the body works?
I'm like, I understand better than any of you guys, because I go to the gym.
I can see my penis from a straight line from my nipple down.
You have to look at the curvature of the earth of your belly to get down to see what's going
on between your legs.
Like these are people that do not understand what human health is all about and of course gigantic you sound like
the liver king no but i mean listen the liver king is a piece of shit and i won't talk about him hey
hey listen dude you were the first person to promote this dude's narrative so you should wise
up but um i mean the liver king hey yeah man dude you should oh yeah i But I'm the liver King. Hey, yeah, man,
dude,
you should.
I wanted to put this.
I sent this when we were talking about having more testosterone than all of
Oregon over there with Gary.
I sent this,
I saw this the other day,
Jim's camera says that it's a toxin.
You must terminate from your system.
And I'm like,
imagine saying that and believing it.
You must be a really cool guy to hang out with.
Gary,
I love your wife.
Must be so proud.
That really disappoints me to see one of my idols say that. That's crazy.
I love James Cameron too.
Titanic.
Oh my god.
Han Solo is the definition
of testosterone. He created that
character. No, that's not the
Han Solo guy. You're thinking the wrong director.
I don't think...
Didn't James Cameron create Star Wars?
That's George Lucas.
George Lucas, homie.
It's fair.
He did Terminator.
Indiana Jones.
No, he didn't do Indiana Jones either.
Didn't they do the Indiana Jones?
Spielberg. Spielberg, bro.
Wait a second.
Oh, there you go. Spielberg, bro. Wait a second.
There you go. Terminator. Avatar.
I bet he didn't feel like he had to get rid of testosterone when he was making the Terminator.
True lies. Or true lies.
I had that on VHS.
The guy that made
Star Wars is shaped like a circle.
He did not make Rambo. This guy did not
direct Rambo, did he?
Point brave. He's the most testosterone
film movies. Last action hero?
Alright.
Someone's paying him.
That's crazy. So just
to follow back up what I was saying,
the pushback I'm getting out in
society, it feels like
there is work to be done there because I really get it.
Would you beat these guys?
I don't understand what you're trying to say.
They're pushing back.
It's dangerous.
I tried to understand.
I didn't get it.
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Okay, it's not the same vein as like when you're out there and you're like,
oh, I do CrossFit. And they're like, oh, I hear CrossFit's dangerous.
Like, are you sure that's safe for you?
So people are understanding why you're doing testosterone. They're not saying it's dangerous no they're into it they are no they're
saying it's dangerous and they're concerned for my health and are really pushing like oh i really
like my i love one of my uncles he's like my favorite family member and the minute he found
out he's like that really concerns me i think that is not like uh is he on medications himself gary he's actually battling like some really bad medical
issues like so let me let me just tell you a couple of something 80 of america is on supplements
80 but probably it's probably 90 are fucking on medications the the amount spent i was i just looked this up the
other day the amount people in the united states spend on pharmaceuticals is equivalent to the
entire gdp of countries like finland new zealand and there's another 150 countries that go down
the list we spend so much fucking money on pharmaceuticals and the these people it's like
what hunter was saying these people are okay with type 2 diabetes medication when they could fix the
problem themselves but they have an issue with you taking a little bit of testosterone it seems uh
i'm not saying two wrongs make a right and i know i'm appealing to uh you know it's not a it's not
a logical argument i'm making but it does put some perspective and context around what you're doing versus
what other people are doing.
To Hiller's one more point. I just, I don't feel like when I took on this journey,
I didn't realize it was like going to have to explain why I'm taking testosterone
and be able to defend it.
And I just don't feel I'm as well equipped with the messaging.
But what you've just said
and Hunter has said, it helps
me a little bit.
I'm going to give you an easy button. Someone's going to
approach you with something they're saying.
Click this button. It'll give them a response.
Then they'll say something
and then there'll be another button that you can click.
Isn't it crazy that the vast majority of medications
out there are so that you can eat a Snickers bar, but your medication is button that you can click. Isn't it crazy that the vast majority of medications out there so that you can
eat a Snickers bar, but your medication is so that you can work out.
Yeah.
And I just, I think like, I'm like, so I say,
I feel amazing.
And they're like, well, you,
you got frustrated with me last week about some marital thing.
And they're like, the test us.
You know, they think there's, I'm like, bro, this has always been me.
I've always gotten frustrated.
Oh, my, my father, my stepdad put it the best.
He goes, the thing we love about Gary is he's highly emotional.
But the, the upsides is that when he's really happy is, know whoo having fun and then when he's really
angry i got it i got it i got it tell anybody this anytime anyone ever says anything to you
you are gary roberts what testosterone does is it makes you the biggest version of yourself in
every aspect and you just said that yeah you give it to hunter you see him what he's wearing right
now we don't even want to know what he'd be wearing if he had 1,100 testosterone.
Hunter, do you know that his sport, it's legal to be on testosterone,
the sport Gary plays?
What is that, the sport of life?
Arm wrestling?
You compete in arm wrestling?
Dude, I'd snap the shit out of your arm.
I would bitch slap you, bro.
I guarantee you.
I wouldn't even hesitate. I will pie a flight up there, and if I whoop the shit out of you, bro. I guarantee you. I wouldn't even hesitate.
I will pie a flight up there
and if I whoop the shit out of you, dude, you take me
to any restaurant I want, I would
literally torque your shoulder so
bad you'd never wipe your ass again.
I would bitch slap your fingers.
Dude, there's no amount of test.
You could take a bath in testosterone
before we hang out and I would break the shit
out of you, dude. Undisputed. Hunter have to practice ready it's not a question dude i would bitch
slap you flop your bitchy hand open like this dude the beef on the bone right here dude it's
unstoppable it's like a piston dude all i do when i go to bars i just get drunk and i sit back and
then i just start to find the biggest man in the room and I snap down on that man.
Do you train your pinky, Hunter?
If you don't, I will crush your shit.
Nah, dude.
I do the twist and ram.
Dude.
I do the twist and ram, too.
Over the top, dude.
Dude, ram jam right here, dude.
I would top roll that.
Oh, my God.
Let her get out of it.
Hey, Gary, have you entered a tournament in the last four months?
Dude, there's a tournament at Washington State in three days.
Oh, are you going?
I have a family reunion on the same day.
I'm so pissed.
Dude, anybody who's got a python for an arm would ditch their family in a second.
That's how I know you'd lose.
My family would respect me ten times more for going to some truck stop in Washington and breaking some dudes
off than hanging out with them.
Listen, I've broken...
Hey, Hunter!
A 13-year-old kid
challenged me to an arm wrestling match
and I broke his arm.
Dang right, dude. Let that child know what's up.
You broke a 13-year-old kid's arm?
Did you really break a 13-year-old kid's arm?
I did. You have to, dude. There's a kid's arm i did you have to dude there's a
hierarchy in this world you have to i didn't know bro i barely went and his arm just snapped
oh my god were his parents pissed dude jonathan vasquez is the one is the dude who challenged me
he said i think i want to see him i want to see you arm wrestle my son and right before the finals of the tournament he was he was in the finals he was in the finals he had to take
his son to the hospital so he didn't get a chance to compete wrecked his weekend bro children stay
away from gary roberts not the reason why you stay not for the reason you should stay away from most
adults but uh stay away from gary. I thought you were naming the child.
His name.
And I broke his arm.
No, his father.
Hunter, stick to your sport.
Stick to your sport.
You are not an arm wrestler.
You are not.
I can tell just by dude, your arm looks like a tube of toothpaste.
Mine looks like a mountain range.
It's the hand, bro.
Speed, speed, hand. I will pop that hand open
Bam!
This is going to be a hard day for you
Savon
I've been quiet, but I can smoke both of you
We used to have some good armors
You can't come to the party late on this
You would kill me
You would kill me now
Guys, I gotta go
Well, thank you It was a pleasure meeting you gary
hey dude i'd love to come see your ranch man come down here dude fort fitness is where we get the
business done i come with a wife and two babies we got room yeah there's bunk yeah there's bunk
houses and stuff here i can't no no no what he said is he said he came in his wife and now has two babies. That's what he said. Misunderstood, Hunter.
I was rude.
Hey, Sebon, thanks for having me on.
Love you, brother. Thanks for coming. Thanks for checking in.
Congratulations on that 632. That really is
crazy impressive, dude.
I still don't have my muscle-ups back.
They're coming.
I'm working on that.
Do it strict, dude. Don't waste your time with that kipping nonsense
Get yourself hurt
Yeah I agree
That's why you got knocked out of the CrossFit Games Hunter
Because of my handstand walks
Because of my bad vision
I couldn't read any of this chat
But thank you for joining in
I will see you guys later
Nice to meet all of you
I'm going to continue crushing it bro
Thanks California Home Run.
Talk to you in a couple weeks.
Send me my shit.
Send me my shit.
That guy's good.
Hunter.
I can breathe now.
Okay, I can take a deep breath.
He's wild.
That was good wild.
All right.
You ran an Ironman hunter oh go ahead yeah finish
up with gary and then we'll go to your iron man that fucked my neck up bad i don't want to ever
do a conversation or the iron man both i can't believe you did an iron man when i saw that video
i was like what is he doing i didn't train for it at all and that was the biggest mistake ever
and you know what it is? It's not the distance.
It's the positioning.
I will tell anybody right now who's like a large bodied man that the biggest mistake
that you can make, dude, is not getting on one of those triathlon bikes.
So I'll tell you guys exactly how it feels.
I want you to sit like this.
I want you to look straight up in the sky.
Then I want you to bring your chest down to your hamstrings and keep on looking up vertically.
And you are in this position for five plus hours.
I'm going to send my back out.
Why don't you just get a regular bike?
Why do you have to use that bike?
I mean, dude, it does make a very noticeable difference.
Yeah.
What did you swim?
You swam, and that's the furthest you've ever swam?
Yeah.
Two miles?
Yeah.
What were the distances?
It's 2.4 miles, 112 miles, and then 26 miles.
Some guy said,
uh, I didn't train for this.
I have posted videos training for this thing.
Yeah.
We made content around it.
It was,
it was influencer content to be totally honest.
Um,
we spent most of our time chopping wood.
Uh,
the thing is about doing triathlons is like,
yeah,
it's totally attainable for almost pretty much anyone who's on this call.
It's like to accelerate yourself through it all is when you really need the blocks of training
what does this mean hillary's clueless about what i know i got no fucking clue about
how much better that bike is apparently the three things hillary knows nothing about
triathlete bikes chugging cock, and etiquette around old CrossFitters.
Those are three things.
You gotta understand, these guys are hype.
I would come out there with a mountain bike with the big
ass tires and be like, hey, at least my neck don't hurt.
Supposedly it's 18%
difference. If you get like the most
aerodynamic positioning
you can possibly get, including that helmet
and everything, there's an 18%
difference in cost of work done.
I mean, that looks like a lot of stuff.
Hey, did you see anyone bigger than you finish before you?
I don't think so, but I'm sure there's people out there.
You look like those guys on the side of the road that you look over at
thinking this is what you do all the time.
That looks expensive.
I will admit, though, dude, there were some dudes out there
that basically they're out there and they get in these bikes
and they just rip these fucking huge dudes.
And they're on these bikes and they have these thunder thighs
and they're just pistons and it makes them so fast.
And the bike, I'm not trying to be dismissive,
but a lot of it is the equipment that you
have.
If you picked up an old rusty barbell
in someone's backyard and tried to do a snatch with it
versus an Aliko barbell, it's
just a totally different piece of
machinery.
And I did it, and I liked it, and I'll
never do it again.
Do you want to stay
at Homewife?
Do I want to stay at home wife do i want to stay at home wife yeah yeah he's thinking about it all right all right yeah uh hunter look at my username
you don't want to pull me this is gary roberts has a youtube station called arm tv he's saying
you don't want that sounds like i'm not gonna lie that's a sexual comment you don't want that. That sounds like it. I'm not going to lie. That's a sexual comment. You don't want to pull me.
Yeah, man. Listen, I'll meet up with any
arm wrestler anywhere and I'll fucking go to war
with them. I'm not the best arm wrestler, but when it comes
to just getting drunk at bars and just going toe
to toe, I fuck dudes up.
What's your record? What does that mean?
How many have you lost?
How many
have you won?
I really only, if I can remember can remember as an adult lost two arm wrestling
matches and one of them was after we after world championships at spartan race we do what's called
the case race world championships so you just run over like basically like a three-hour championship
up at altitude and you're just lit you're so dehydrated and fucked up and then what we do is
we take cases of beer 20 cases
of beer and you and a partner split them up and you drink as fast as you possibly can and like
that's another big like you know behind the scenes tournament that we do and then afterwards it always
breaks out into arm wrestling and one night i arm wrestled for three hours straight wow and i lost
my last match i had a nosebleed going on during it. And I got tendonitis for two months afterwards.
Yeah, that's what I was wondering.
You should be careful.
That was one of the only memorable losses I had.
I was pretty disappointed in that.
How much weight did you lose during the Ironman from when you got on the
started to finish?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I drank a lot.
I drank a lot.
I ate a lot.
I'll admit, that's another piece is you probably, anybody who's listening to this is, um,
you should have a really good nutrition protocol. And I, I came in there with like a bro protocol.
Like I just, um, and I also lost some of my nutrition while I was on the bike and like,
you know, my best way of putting it, it's like, imagine playing a game of golf and you had like
a driver, a putter, and a mid-club.
Losing one of those things in the middle of the game, you're very, very much fucked.
Your whole strategy has changed.
A couple of my pieces of nutrition fell off on the bike, specifically the sodium, which fucked me over.
I started to really fall apart near the end.
It's just the kind of thing where it's like once the gas tank's on e and you can't really fill it back up um so it was gnarly any desire to do it
again like as a journeyman when i'm older but as like an athlete no no it wasn't like high rocks
you did it once you're like oh i can get into this this is cool like you did this you're like
fuck this is some fucked up shit it's fucked up in the way that's like it's catabolic and like the highest sense of the the word meaning like what does that
mean you eat yourself your body is just going to eat away more and more and more and more and more
to the point where it's just like your rib cage uh that's it like that's you should see these guys
when they're competing they're just as lean as you possibly could be because you just have to have
like an x amount of wattage and x amount of weight and it hits the spot and like if you can sustain that you'll be really good
but the biggest factor isn't necessarily your power it's more to do with your weight
what's your marathon time uh i only ran it once i ran a 254 um but like that was a non-trained
thing but i was trying to set the world record for the fastest marathon ever run over 200 pounds
and i started to drop down to the 240s and i wanted to get down uh to like 235 236 is the
record for 200 pounds plus wow and uh i ripped i ripped my hamstring somehow and it's never really
been the same since oh shit like ripped wow i don't know man it's like still here
to this day and it's some kind of um i don't know whether it's like some kind of tendon irritation
or some kind of microscopic tear it sucks but now that i'm in the boat no big deal what was that
video we saw the other day caleb where we showed that the skinny lady running and she basically looks like she's anorexic?
Do you know where that is?
What event is that?
Some of those athletes don't even look like athletes.
They're so damn skinny.
This was something at the Olympics.
And I want to see probably power walking.
204.
Am I bigger than you, baby?
You're keeping weight out while trying to run for a marathon record and keeping yourself over 200 pounds.
Mass gainer,
baby. Like 5,000 plus calories a day. Mass gainer is the easiest way
to go. Just go, go, go,
go, go. What is your heaviest in the past 10
years?
What's the heaviest I've been? 217?
Yeah.
I figure you're like a 230-er.
You think that you can weigh more than me?
Dude, I'll out-thick the shit out of you.
How much do you weigh, Hiller?
How much do you weigh?
Yeah, what's going on, Hiller?
I was 202 this morning.
I've been 202 for a couple days.
I'm beating you right now.
I'm up from 187, man.
It's because you have feminine bone structure.
I do have the bitchiest ass wrists ever.
They're so tiny.
Pussy.
Hey, you're taller than Andrew, though, right?
How tall are you?
Yeah, you're like five inches taller than me.
That's all my cock.
Yeah.
You have to hold your weight somewhere.
You have to hold it somewhere.
You have to hold it somewhere.
It's the way I can balance on the boat.
I would say I used to be 6'2 and a quarter,
and I would say from all the weightlifting,
I'm probably down to like 6'1 and a half now.
No shit.
If you hang a ton, yeah, man, if you hang a ton,
I'll put my buddy on the show, Bobby Williams.
He's the guy who's been my guru for all things training and lifestyle.
Crazy Bobby.
Crazy Bobby is the smartest person I've ever met. And he's one of
these kinds of people where like, he doesn't have degrees and he doesn't have all these fancy things
and gigantic businesses that he can lean on that makes him seem like, you know, kind of more
verified than somebody else. But he just seems to know everything before the science even comes out
on it. And he was the guy who was like, Hunter,'re gonna keep in this game like you just you need to need to need you hang more and i did it for a long time and then i got out
of it but i'm getting back to it what do you mean hang so after like all of your weightlifting
sessions you should hang from your arms and then i also have boots that you should hang from and
then you should take like a 45 pound plate and hang it they look like this yeah it's good to
get so like i think it's the term it's like the look like this? Yeah. It's as good as it gets.
So like, I think it's good.
The term is like the synovial fluid.
I don't know if I did that properly. That sits between the discs of your spine.
Like you're just compressing it.
And it over the day,
like you'll wake up and you'll be taller in the morning.
And throughout the day, you'll get shorter,
especially after you do heavy weightlifting sessions.
And like another big factor of this thing is,
is like I went into
this place called the body garage. They tried to rip me off, but I'll give you some good data on
them. Um, you like go into this place and they put you in front of this whole structured board
and they do that Da Vinci thing where they put a line through you and all these lines and they
show you how crooked you are. And I had like angles out in my neck, my spine, my shoulders,
like it's crazy when they put the lines through how much you can show how crooked your body is.
And like if you can just hang more, it will start to stretch these things out
and bring you back into alignment.
So basically using your own gravity to just pull everything out in the right direction.
I suggest it for everybody.
It healed me when I got really fucked up during CrossFit.
I don't blame CrossFit. I fucked myself up while training for crossfit you're that hip and steel yeah basically i think that's that's the move i used to have those boots that um you
have to be uh have a a basic level of better than a basic level of fitness just to be able to get
upside down in those boots by the way don't any jackass think you're just gonna yeah you're just gonna do that i'll warn people about
the deuce bigelow scene where he pulls the fish tank over because he can't get out of the boots
hey yeah dude the first time i ever did it for a long period of time i could not get up like
like the separation had got like it made me like almost like my muscles had disconnected.
And I was like, oh, my God.
So I mean, you couldn't get up for some reason.
Like I didn't not have the strength.
You were that fucked up.
Yeah, because I just had been hanging for too long.
I was like, OK, I just got some nerves from the muscles from hanging upside down too long.
No, no.
Sometime last week, I i was like i wonder if i
could fall asleep like this and what would happen if i like woke up after like what would happen
you'd probably die i've almost fallen asleep because i used to after all my sessions i would
put my headphones on these big like you know beats headphones and i'd sock myself into it
i'd listen to like these really like intense uh meditative musics uh and i would
get like really into my thought process from championships and you'd get into this almost
like lucid dreaming type thing yeah i would have 100 died yeah what would happen if you just stayed
upside down i mean they they do in movies right that's my's my thing. They probably fuck your head up pretty good. I could probably do it for six hours, no problem.
Do you do it every day, Hiller?
Those boots?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like five minutes at a time.
How long would you do it for, Hunter?
I don't even know.
I haven't looked at it for a quarter of an hour.
So I get myself into these things.
You guys can probably see my heels.
I'll disconnect this one, and it opens up your hip girdle really crazy.
Oh, you just hang by one leg?
Yeah, hang by one leg.
Get your hands up here and allow that to sink down.
Boom, snap this one in.
Do the next one.
Oh, cool.
Okay, so I do that.
Don't do that shit.
It's going to tear off one of your legs.
Then if you've got the squat rack, dude, start to take yourself.
Remember, you're talking to the guy who couldn't even get in there in the first place.
Okay, all right, all right.
Whoa.
What about the squat rack?
Once you get into the squat rack, brace your arms against the side
and start to open up your rib cage and everything and all your lats.
You can do all these crazy things.
While you're upside down or just in general?
Oh, yeah.
Upside down.
While you're upside down.
Okay.
That extra weight is just creating a forced stretch.
I'm trying to help you guys out, dude.
I'm a Pilates instructor.
What can I say?
Hey, you're telling me that Hiller can hang.
You're telling me that Hiller can hang. You're telling me that Hiller can hang.
You walked away and you were showing like your arm flexibility.
Like just walk.
If you were looking out the window with your arms behind your back,
Caleb, you remember this?
You were around me.
Or he's just like stretching his arms, looking out the window.
It's just something that I sat on when he was walking away.
He put his arms behind his back and he would just like stretch.
He looked like an old man
just staring out the window.
It was one of the most flexible things I've seen.
A guy your age, you should show everybody
right now how flexible your shoulders are.
I would have, except Caleb said
I look like one of those old...
Caleb said something that fucked me up. I can't do it.
You're going to have to just see it.
I talked to his shadow.
Hey, you're telling me you you think
you can hang from one of those boots from one leg upside down you said he does yeah he says he does
that god well i think he said he's good he leaves his hands on the bar and then he lets one leg so
it's like one leg is in unhooked up and then both so it's like he's got three points of contact and
the other leg is hanging free. Oh, okay.
And 15 minutes seems crazy long to be hanging upside down.
Everyone is saying go hang, but I
just don't know if it's the time and place to do that.
I mean, we already lost Hunter.
Gary's off. I'll hang. I don't care.
Damn, boys. That was good.
That's like the least terrifying thing.
You peed? I want pee-pee.
Hey, Hunter, where did you get the protocol to hang? Bobby. thing. You peed? You peed? I want pee-pee.
Hey, do you get the protocol to hang?
Bobby.
Bobby, okay. Crazy Bobby.
I like it. Do you brush your teeth
and pee at the same time in the morning?
Or do you do them separately?
Excuse me? Separately.
I swear, I just saw a dude do it yesterday.
I try to focus on... He was standing in a urinal.
Standing in a urinal. And he had one hand on his toothbrush
and another hand on his doctor balls
and was just brushing his teeth.
And then at one point, he switched hands
and then brushed the other side of his teeth
and then peed with the other hand.
I'm the kind of man who likes to focus on my trade.
I'm good at brushing my teeth.
I focus on that.
I'm good at going pee.
That may be your greatest contribution to the show yet caleb that is fucking nuts that you actually got you got to be around a lot of men to witness that kind of shit wow you're just like
so many people in the bathroom dude it was fucking disgusting i almost wanted to just be like
dude you can't do that it's not like you guys don't have enough free time over there to break those down. Literally.
Dude, just pee first.
Just take care of it.
Take care of your business.
Do you think that Allison NYC person right here is just like a guy covering up trying to catfish people?
No, she's provocative.
That's a provocative profile pic like that's a catfishing
picture right there no no that girl lives by me i know her i see her regularly like me and my fan
but this is a catfishing tactic right here she says she lives in nyc no that's her right there
look at maybe that's where she started no no i actually know her. I see her and her husband a couple times a week. Are you being catfished right now?
No.
You just can't believe what you're seeing, but believe it.
I don't know, man.
I'm telling you, believe it.
She's been around since 2008.
I met her in 2008 at Kettlebell, sir.
I took my Kettlebell, sir.
I have a quick question.
This is about CrossFit because this is a CrossFit show.
Can you still claim to have all these- This is not This is about CrossFit because this is a CrossFit show. Can you still claim to have all the –
This is not a CrossFit show.
This is not a CrossFit show.
Well, you guys talk way too much about CrossFit then.
Can you still claim that you have a certification in CrossFit if it's not, like, recently retaken?
It has to be within five years.
I think you can – I think can i think that like in order to
like teach at it oh look at there he is so you're saying he should unhook one of those feet yeah
i'll hook one of your feet and bring your hands up towards hold on to the bar and grab up there
and let go one be careful be careful i don't want you to hurt yourself and then let that thing hang
down you're gonna open up your hip girdle ton oh sick. Oh, so he doesn't let go with his hands.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I was telling you, man.
Yeah, dude.
If you can get into that, dude, that opens up your hamstring and booty so much.
This left hamstring feels great right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No big deal.
What was the other one you were saying where you grab onto the side of the pull-up free?
So put your feet back in both, and now grab with your left hand low, right hand high.
Left hand low? On the bar. Yeah, right there on the inside. On the left hand low, right hand high. Left hand low.
Yeah, right there on the inside.
On the inside.
Now go right hand high.
There you go.
Kind of like almost like you're pulling on a bow.
Now push out with your left hand and pull with your right hand.
Open up your lats and everything.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah, this is awesome.
This is a stretch class by Hunter.
Everybody got it in there? Yep. Hunter's new's new training program i'm gonna even myself out real quick
there you go yeah open that out dude open that up baby feels good it does open the booty dude
open up that beef and while we're at it i gotta hit that hit that other leg too. Yeah. I do this.
When I'm in good training cycles, I do this all day.
This is shit, dude.
20 minutes at a time.
Yeah.
That's not as easy as people think.
That's what he's doing, just so you know.
Be careful.
Have someone there if you put those boots on.
You shouldn't be fucking around with boots like this if you're by yourself. You get stuck upside down in your garage.
You can climb up
on the rack. I don't want anybody to think that they'll die.
If you don't even have the strength to climb back up
on the rack, you're in trouble.
These boots have an option to buy them
with a bar that you install. It's like a two-tiered
bar. So that one is higher
and one is lower because the lower bar
is easier to grab than that higher bar.
If that makes any sense. I don't't know where do you get yours hunter amazon amazon too yeah like monkey hanging boots
um well boys i gotta bounce out of here in two minutes because your boys gotta go to the paddling
yeah man oh awesome i'm uh i'm speaking uh to a boys school today can you believe
that no way that's cool yeah yeah one of the did they see your did they see your youtube channel
uh i just had the guy who who a guy from the acting academy who's been on the show a handful
of times owns a bunch of schools and he invited me to come speak to the boys i'm pretty excited
what are you going to speak to him about i I guess I didn't have to prepare anything.
I guess they just asked you a bunch of questions.
My goal is I'm just going to try not to swear the entire time.
That's my only.
I like that.
Yeah.
I got the opportunity to do that last year.
And I thought I was like, man, these kids are not going to give a shit.
And they I spoke for like 30 minutes and then they asked questions.
Not not like like, you know, prompted.
They asked questions for like 30 minutes afterwards. I asked questions, not, not like, like, you know, prompted. They asked questions for like 30 minutes afterwards.
I was like, this is the greatest thing.
I am so pumped that these kids are like really engaged with this.
Was it through the acting Academy?
You did it.
No, no, no, no.
No.
Okay.
Just like another organization that set it up and it was a blast.
Kids were awesome.
No, not the same school.
James O'Keefe tried to bust.
He didn't try to bust them.
He did bust them
have you seen that video what is that the video where the kid guy is talking about in chicago
with all the dildos and stuff yeah crazy yeah there's a lot of weird stuff going on in the
world right now dude did you hear that uh one of the guys from like nsync or backstreet boys is now
getting press charges i read that this morning, like 5.15 in the morning.
Supposedly, he's accused of having sex with a girl with cerebral palsy and autism and raping her.
I was like, God dang, the world is getting crazy.
I can't tell if that's just like hype media or if the world is just full of monsters.
Do you by chance know the name of the NSYNC member?
I did.
Nick Carter?
I did see Matt O'Keefe's post.
I was quite proud of Matt O'Keefe.
I was incredibly proud of him.
Yeah.
Damn, that was intense.
Was that the school of the dildos?
No, it was in relation
to Brittany Griner.
What a joke that is.
You don't know about that? I don't know about that i don't i don't
know everything but it doesn't look good from what i've seen i mean it looks weird at the very
who tried to smuggle she had like a vape pen or something in her baggage with marijuana in it
and the russian authorities at the airport detained her saying
that she was trying to smuggle drugs for distribution into russia they put her in jail
she'd been there for like six months or something like that and uh then talking about the swine
yes and the united states brokered a deal for this arms dealer arms dealer to
be released to them and for us to get Brittany Greiner but there's like other people that have
been over there for longer that are American and they haven't done shit about it meanwhile
meanwhile before she went she's yeah but can they dunk basketballs and by the way they gotta stop saying she's a superstar no one knows who she is she's
more famous for beating her wife and her domestic violence charges than she is for her basketball
she's got domestic violence charges yeah you know in california used to be the three strike
rule dude this girl is one strike away from the death sentence,
or at least life in prison.
She's more famous for getting caught for smoking weed in Russia
than her basketball.
More famous for beating her wife than fucking playing basketball.
She's more famous for hating on the United States.
She was a fucking...
She's a fucking complete joke.
I just...
And I'm not suggesting that she should be left there,
but by no means should the merchant of death be traded.
Do you know about the guy they traded her for, the merchant of death?
Have you heard this?
What, he's an arms dealer?
Yeah.
That's a business.
That's not a crime.
That's just a business.
That's a fair trade, basketball player for the merchant of death.
You can't get upset with a guy for selling things to people that use it in different
ways.
You know,
haven't you ever seen them as a God of war with Nick cage?
Yeah.
That's Hey,
that movie's based on that character.
Oh,
dude.
Nick cage did a great job.
I,
I,
I'm not upset with him.
Uh,
they gave him a reeves.
Oh,
you're not wanting a different movie.
Okay.
Different Lord of war.
Yeah. That's, that's good, dude.
I don't know. The thing is
if you do the crime, you gotta do the time.
This guy looks cool.
Oh my god.
That looks like the same...
What?
Looks like Hunter.
That looks like the same guy that they busted in front of that school in Chicago
who was handing out the butt plugs and the dildos to his kids.
Yeah.
Merchant of death.
And that teacher at that school are the same guy.
I don't know,
man.
That sucks though.
I remember it was one o'clock at one point and I wanted to get a flight
home and I was super,
super high,
like unbelievably.
All right.
This isn't stuff I usually say,
but I also remember that I booked this flight. I got all my stuff and I got on the plane. super, super high, like unbelievably. All right. This isn't stuff I usually say,
but I also remember that I booked this flight. I got all my stuff and I got on the plane and in transit to the airport, I thought I'm going to get on a plane. I can't have this
substance with me. So I threw out the window and it was just like a thought that I had. And I'm
like, if I get caught in an airport with this stuff on me, then who knows what's going to happen?
And she's in Russia getting on an airplane.
How did she think that that was a good idea?
That's all I can think is that being one of the worst states of mind you could be in had the wherewithal to think, I can't bring this on a plane.
Yeah, if you do illegal stuff, you're going to get in trouble.
She just sounds like an idiot.
Yeah.
I mean, listen, she fucked up.
And I'm not saying that it's like, I don't know, spend 10 years in prison,
but that's what I said.
It was really dumb on her end.
Should our national security be threatened?
Should anyone be threatened by the fact that so that she can come home?
I don't think so.
Like, pay some sort of fine, do something else,
but letting go of the merchant of death.
I don't know.
Thank you, Hunter, for coming on the show.
Congratulations on your new camp,
by the way, out there.
I'm pumped for you.
It's going to be awesome.
And yeah, you're the man.
I've always thought you were the man.
Thanks for coming on.
Boys, I miss you.
See ya.
Yeah, you're no liver king,
but you're cool.
That dude's soft.
See ya.
Bye.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. All right, now we can finally talk about the liver king. you're cool that dude's soft see ya bye whoa whoa whoa all right now we
can finally talk about the liver king here we go this is what i've been waiting for i have to go
in four minutes what do you want to say about him it's fun this is good this is a good this is a
good journey right this is a good journey that we're all having with the liver king the haters
the lovers the people who are trying to understand it all what did you think did you watch andrew schultz's video on him i'm halfway through it it's really good i think
the first 20 minutes were terrible you were terrible god that was so hard to watch can you
type in andrew schultz and and blah blah blah rah rah rah rah holy shit dude what is this a
fucking frat house to come yeah why were they behaving
like that with him for the first 20 minutes i thought the liver and you could tell he was just
like uh okay um what have i gotten myself into here guys come back why did they do that to him
for the first 20 minutes kind of like they just didn't think he was going to be real with him
i haven't seen very
much of their stuff but they were trying to make him eat a donut and they were they like wouldn't
let it go and stuff like that it was yeah it was it was not flagrant yeah the first 20 minutes are
not watchable those guys that are on the show with andrew kind of bring them down that was the first
time i had watched that but i thought andrew got better um yeah they got better it did
but but the liver king killed it man if you're a hater of the liver king and you want to
and you want to get your fucking dial turned a little bit to the love side go watch that
oh pb uh yeah i think i should see that too patrick bad david podcast is better okay i'll
check it out don't get me wrong andrew schultz did a great job at the end. It gets really good.
It does get better.
Yeah.
I'm halfway through and it's gotten better already.
I mean,
he tells some incredible stories in there and,
uh,
and you can see that it moves these guys.
And what the irony is,
is that guy on the end in the,
in the,
the,
the Pakistani cat.
No,
on that side in the, in the white shirt. Um, that guy at the end in the in the the pakistani cat no on that side in the white shirt
um that guy at the end says some some shit that is like like you can see he's really starting to
get it he's starting to wake up a little bit hey how about the black guy on the left there in the
black how they got him in the shadows that's probably racist like hey light him up a little
more he's black i didn't thought i didn't think that one time why oh i mostly because i listened to it
i watched it on my phone i could never i couldn't even tell he was black it was so dark over there
on my phone i do like the trees in the background i i love that he just sits there not wearing a
shirt yeah they're all dressed nice to an extent nice background
shirtless dude big beard he didn't say shit who didn't who didn't say shit i think the black guy
in the end didn't talk at all like maybe like two minutes one minute uh primetime i've been
inviting him primetime is getting big time he's getting hard to get a hold of oh no yes i agree
alan it sucks to sit on podcasts the parents didn't really get out there
because everything on the seven podcast that was yes i agree 100 that all the shit that now people
are finally like digging into yeah we dug into that right away i appreciate you saying that
thank you some people know if you know you know yeah which is kind of what i'll keep on shouting
at people in my comment section if If you know, you know.
Everyone else just wants to think he's making money,
which he probably did, but so did Greg Glassman,
which I also tried to drive across.
Oh, yeah, great video. Good job.
Glad you're on a roll.
I tried.
Thank you, Liver King, for putting me on a roll.
Three Liver King videos in a row.
What did O'Keefe say? Well well it was the whole thing about how he wouldn't
want his daughter to be pretty or he wouldn't be in support of it if it were his daughter right
essentially does that wrap it up do i'm gonna do i'm gonna read it i'll read it to you it's it's uh
here's the thing it's good you have to know i really like matt o'keefe first of all but
some of the people that he associates with that I see on Instagram, it just shocked me
that he would take this stance, being that he hangs around
and
he has a wide variety of friends.
But I have a certain level of tolerance
when it comes to hurting children
that
some of the people over there
at Whoop and some of the things they push, I think, are
very, very, very, very, very, very bad for
society. And I know O'Keefe keeps friends with those guys and is close with them and same with some of these
other dipshits sorry not whoop the noble guys sorry sorry strike that noble guys are just
anyway this is the this was this was o'keefe's post i don't know if you can see it
but it shows a picture of brit Griner released from Russian detention.
And it says and I'm assuming he wrote this because it looks like he wrote it.
It says, as an American, I'm embarrassed today.
We just released a horrible killer back into the world because Brittany Griner has status and her family is demanding an exchange.
Where is the accountability here? Know the rules. Follow them.
If you if you don't, there are consequences.
None for Brittany Griner, though.
She'll write a book, do a tour about her ordeal,
and will be celebrated for breaking the rules and causing absolute chaos.
Oh, and releasing chaos back into the world.
If this was my daughter or yours, you bet your ass there's no exchange happening.
And I just, I was like, wow.
I mean, I'm glad he wrote that i
love it i agree with it's good i agree with it too i'm just surprised i'm surprised i want i want to
hear the argument from someone else about why it's a good thing i haven't heard it yet i want to no
i want someone to come back and say that was a good thing. She's entirely useless to the political scheme of the United States.
It does absolutely nothing for us.
You would be blown away if you saw what she did.
Tell me why it's a good idea.
Tell me why you think it's a good idea.
Don't tell me.
I like to hear it.
Hey, you want to see the craziest thing ever in the crazy comments?
Go to the Instagram account breaking 911 breaking 911 this is absolutely batshit crazy and the comments
the comments are absolutely amazing this lady by the way is uh and then go to the one where it
shows yes this lady is is oh has been openly anti-american
by the way this lady britney griner like openly and we'll show you some of that maybe on the next
live con show i got but listen to this bullshit this is gonna cnn is such a joke listen to this
i think i would be remiss if we did not mention also the importance this plays for the lgbtq
community as we've been talking about black women this is big so this is for the LGBTQ community. As we've been talking about Black women, this is big. So this is for the LGBTQ community. Glad releasing a statement. Obviously,
just I'm summarizing here that they're happy and that shows the struggles and the danger that
members of the LGBT community face around the world. But when you look at what is happening
with the LGBT community, specifically here in the United States, What does this say? Does this bring attention
to that? And it shows us, hey, look, we're all Americans.
Brittany Griner represents everything in this country. She's female, she's LGBTQ, she's Black,
and she's extraordinary. She's excellent she's overcome she's she's an icon
she's done everything you can do in her sport and more and yet she still wasn't safe she was
snatched off of a plane and treated like like trash and we didn't let it stand americans came
together and i think that biden uh and kamala harris uh this is one of the things that they're
going to be i think the most proud of.
I think Americans can stand together on this one.
But where we say that right now, when she comes off that plane, when she walks off that plane, when her wife hugs her, when that moment happens, that is going to be decade defining.
People will remember that. And it should show us what we can do when we and it should show us what we can do when we
stand together can show us what we can do when we don't give up on people we gather if i would be i
think i would be hey i have friends and family who believe this like they watch this and they think
that that what he said is true absolutely not i mean there's not yeah there's not one thing he
said in there that's true how many times did fucking don lemon say lgbt do you think what he thinks
he's saying is true or is he just saying it i mean no he can't think it's true how how can how
he said that that's country he said country defining they read on a tell i don't play
basketball none of those things he said are true about me. What? I don't play basketball.
I'm not a lesbian.
I'm not black.
I'm not a woman.
Oh, God.
Like he said she's country defined.
Like no one – what is her genitalia and the genitalia of who she likes to rub her genitalia on have anything to do with the situation?
And the fact that they keep lying blatantly that she was snatched off a plane dude she broke the law for something you
would have been snatched off a plane anywhere in the world 10 years ago they're just caught
or even in the united states like i was afraid of not even two years ago yeah i wonder how many
people watch this i wonder i bet you half the country doesn't even know what the wnba is what is it thirds yeah exactly new nba um i don't even want
to look it up it's just it's so bad i was in front of a tv the other day when this came on
and there were some liberals in the room and they're like oh yay they were all excited i go what about the merchant of death they're like who's that
i don't really know much about him either decade defining i don't know much about him either but
i don't want a guy i i would like to be as centered as possible when i hear merchant of
death over and over and over again i'm like right, this is the other side trying to say why it's a bad idea.
I want to know who he really is.
And the only thing that I won't ever like,
there's that Marine there.
Who's been there for a while.
Okay.
How come this didn't happen before that?
It's like step one,
step two,
get her out after him.
All right,
we got him.
Now we're going to get her.
Let me,
let me,
let me read this to you.
I want to know why.
This is from CNN, too.
The Biden administration conducted a security assessment in the lead up to the Biden giving the final green light to accept the deal to trade Greiner for Bout.
Bout's the merchant of death.
Ultimately, the assessment conclusion was that Bout was not a security threat to the U S in one reality.
The assessment took into account.
The official said is the fact that bout has been in prison for over a decade
and has not been actively engaged in any recent criminal activity,
their justification for trading this guy for Brittany Griner is that he
hasn't been involved in any criminal activity for 10 years.
Yeah.
Motherfucker has been in jail for 10 activity for 10 years. Yeah, motherfucker, he's been in jail for 10 years.
Of course.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
He's 100% going to be doing shit for America.
Oh, for America or to America?
Probably both.
He's an arms dealer.
He'll sell to whoever wants to buy it. Yeah. Maybe he's got a severance package and he's an arms dealer he'll sell to whoever wants to buy
yeah maybe he's got a severance package and he's gonna retire
he's not dealing arms anymore yeah maybe maybe uh seven with a million
seven on they are right this is decade defining for the wrong reason well good point
meanwhile meanwhile if you don't follow project veritas, you have to go follow Project Veritas.
It is hilarious what's going on over there.
They basically got footage of the dean of students at a Chicago high school who it cost $40,000 a year to go there.
You can look that up on their website.
It cost them a range of $36,000 to $44,000 or something.
And they got him on film saying he passes out dildos and butt plugs to his students and teaches them how to use them.
The 14-year-old kid.
Why does he do that?
Because it's part of the curriculum at this school.
You get the full Monty for 40 grand and here he
is walking up to the guy here he is um james o'keefe with project veritas
you're on camera here talking about giving anal sex toys and butt plugs to little children
they're just like passing around dildos, butt plugs.
The kids are just playing with them.
Sir, why are you running?
Why are you running away?
Why are you running?
Sir, anal butt plugs and toys?
Excuse me?
Bruno, just excuse me.
This guy, this teacher is talking about giving sex toys to your children.
This is the stage where we're discussing children.
Can you actually evacuate the patio?
Right, but he was giving sex toys to the children.
I have children here.
We're leaving.
But he was talking about giving sex toys to children.
Thank you, we're leaving.
We understand.
A reporter is asking someone a question.
We are leaving, you bet.
As you can see, he ran into the building as quickly as possible.
Are we allowed to stand on the sidewalk, sir?
Thank you.
We're going to stand on the sidewalk right here.
Do you know a Joseph Bruno?
Bruno?
Hey, dude. sidewalk right here. Do you know a Joseph Bruno? Bruno?
He even brags about
telling the kids the difference between lube and spin.
You're filming me. We're filming you too.
Joe Bruno, your
dean of students, talking
about giving sex toys to children.
Okay.
Why does he do it? Is that that where it kind of ends the story or is there
more no there's so much dude there's so you get you can click in and there's just they actually
have the original video um it's good that whole project veritas account is just stuff like this
just people just getting just...
This is going to be a weird one,
but I don't think
I've even seen
a sex toy.
Let alone
being given one
by a teacher
or a dean.
I've seen them in videos.
I use it.
But you haven't seen one either.
Haven't you seen the videos
where like a guy
sticks a dildo?
I know what they freaking do.
Yeah, of course.
I've seen the most
rancid videos
on the internet involving them. But like sitting in front of me it's like oh there it is i've never
seen one i don't know if i've ever seen it i'm trying to think this is why hillary doesn't want
kids yeah i don't i don't need people giving my kids things i've never even seen as a 30 something
year old man they'll come home like look what i got i'm like holy shit this is the first time i'm
seeing it i'm gonna i'm gonna going to look over here really quick.
I'm going to type in a butt plug.
I don't even know what a butt plug looks like.
Careful with the pull.
I am.
I'm not going to share it.
I'm not going to share it.
It's going to be being mid-usage.
I just want to see.
Oh, wow.
Oh, they're made of steel.
They're metal.
Why?
I guess.
Wow.
Wow.
Caleb's being quiet.
Caleb loves sex toys.
Wow.
Hey, they're like earrings.
Obviously, they're steel.
They're like earrings.
You put in the plug, and then on the end, there's like an emerald or something.
So it's like a belly button ring.
God, I don't know.
You guys never went into one of those shops in high school with your buddies?
No.
I've driven by them.
The Adam and Eve stores, I've driven by them.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's what popped up, Adam and Eve.
Butt plugs at Adam and Eve.
Is that a chain?
I just really like it as it is.
I don't need no more.
There's a wiki page on butt plugs.
Ask Alexis.
She's like, yeah, he doesn't need any more.
I should ask her.
We're going to do a sex talk.
We're going to play that clip first and be like, hey, do you know what a sex toy is?
She goes, no, that's not fucking pointless.
What do we do that for?
That'd be good, right?
It would be like what you were trying to do with Daniel Brandon.
It'd be like the love line.
I have to go.
I have to clear my mind for the next 24 minutes before I speak to these.
Convenient. Before you go talk to them. Yeah. have to clear my mind for the next uh 24 minutes before i speak to these to the convenience yeah um tomorrow uh what are we doing tomorrow tomorrow uh sooner i think one of the things
that i wanted to do with andrew if he's up for it is to go through the comments and some of
these liver king videos because i think they're pretty funny um or do that tomorrow i don't know
if we are um i'll give you let me do this thing with these boys With this school
And then I will give you a call
Later in the afternoon
But either way I'm doing something tomorrow at 7am
Done
I bet Gary's wife has a piece
Has his piece in a cage
Damn
Oh no
She's ready
Yon Clark stepping in for Spiegel
Thank you