The Sevan Podcast - #724 - Alex Stein's Wife's Boyfriend Invaded Barstool, Gets Smacked

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:37 We're live for me this morning. Hell yeah. That was funny. I was going to say good morning, Heidi. Hi, Heidi. Okay, Sebi.bi here's the idea you go to the break you go to break the longest live show on youtube record have a rotating sesame street of guests and just see how long you can go wasn't that waterpalooza last year wow seven hours Wow. Seven hours.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Glad Sevan finally decided to think about us East folks tonight. It was just an accident. It wasn't purpose. Mooney, hi. Stein gonna no show. No, I think he just texted me and said he's jumping in the shower. Hiller's analytic video is great. I started watching that.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Have you seen it? Yeah, but like a jackass. I watched it at 1 1.5 speed and i thought he had sped it up i forgot that i had sped up my youtube and so i was like fuck this is a lot to take in you're like he's he's gotten quicker on that mic huh that would be funny like a marathon day where we just have this rotating rotating guest and you're just on for like an eight hour shift i i felt like i was crashing on um pedro's uh podcast that was good lucky camera straps 14.99 some love to start the show thanks dude seriously thank you thank you thank you should i just start using heidens so when she gets it you're like hey it's broken at this point i'm just taking them to a lot of Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Should I just start using Heidi's?
Starting point is 00:02:07 So when she gets it, you're like, hey, it's broken. At this point, I'm just taking him to Lottapalooza with me. Oh, smart. Smart. David Lucas starts it off. Yeah. I agree with you, by the way. You should have just started hammering him. Yeah, like, hey, asshole.
Starting point is 00:02:24 I should have just gone at him. Oh, my gosh, Mike. You are too nice, dude. That is incredible. Suze of the Hoodie went out, baby. Oh, that is really cool. So nice. Oh, that dude's jacked.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Holy crap, he's jacked. Yeah, it's not him. I want to tell you something that we're going to try this year. We were generous enough to get donations for Guadalupalooza to help us pay for our trip out there. And we bought $2,000 worth of shirts thanks to Paper Street Coffee and California Hormones. And I think that the idea is to give them away to any athletes, any participants. I don't know if that's going to include people who do the gauntlet, but for sure people in the adaptive age, individual, I think.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Or maybe we should just do it. I don't know. Maybe we should make it just individual. Anyway, I want to give away the shirts to people who are uh participants of uh at the event so people who pay some sort of registration fee will get the uh hubba hubba hubba um i want it to be for people who pay registration fee why not a diet coke mr stein it's zero it's zero it's terrible i'm doing terrible on my diet i hate to judge you i hate to judge you you can judge no because i'm doing so on my diet. I hate to judge you. I hate to judge you. You can judge. No, because I'm doing so bad.
Starting point is 00:03:47 But the thing is, is there no excuse? But while we started the podcast, are we live? Yeah, we're rocking and rolling. What I'm saying is, this is everybody's excuse. I was just watching Joe Rogan beating up Dr. Peter Hotez for having a bad diet. I don't know. Have you seen that viral clip? No. You should pull it up.
Starting point is 00:04:04 But it's just kind of recently somebody posted it up. But's kind of like and he's dr hotez like the biggest vaccine guy and basically he's like well do you take care of yourself by eating healthy yada yada yada he's like no do you exercise no um and so uh gosh i forget my my oh this is my point is is he's basically just calling him out for being a hypocrite you know because he doesn't take care of his diet and you know vaccines will heal everything so you kind of need to be called out is my point but that clip is really good it's about a four minute clip uh did you see it on instagram yeah where'd you find that i saw it on twitter let me try to find it let me go to my likes and i'll send it hey dude that robe is cool you guys like this yeah i don't know i mean i've had this for forever but you know i just
Starting point is 00:04:43 walked my dogs i I've been sweating. But, dude, I've been so tired lately. This end of the year and this holiday stuff. How are you guys feeling? Isn't this kind of a weird – do you feel good? It's kind of just a weird emotional time, the holiday season, between Christmas and New Year's. Well, I will say this. I've been seeing your dad more and more in your social media, I feel like.
Starting point is 00:05:06 And your dad, right? Yeah. I think he's in one video, but yeah. I thought I saw him in a few. I put him in social. I put him in my Instagram, I guess. Yeah. And I like that.
Starting point is 00:05:18 That makes me, that makes me feel good. I just start having these delusional thoughts that, oh, this is awesome. Alex, like bonding with his dad and his dad's like probably proud of him and seeing how hard he's working. And there's nothing better. Wait, I have to cut you off. You like that content because I've been brainstorming. I need to shoot more content with my dad type stuff. And I'm just and I only posted one video. He's in it for 10 seconds. And you like that. I'm saying that stuck out in your mind because I've been thinking it like i could just go film him and i having lunch or something once a week and it would be a funny video even if it's just a 30 minute deal it's such a contrast to you he's so sober yes yes he's very
Starting point is 00:05:55 he's and we're actually a lot of like see my dad and i we used to do this gimmick and this is probably why i'm like this where you grab my nose like this and we go to walmart and he'd hit my hand really hard and i would fake it i'd be like oh god we would joke like it was a total work it's like wrestling like i'd be like hey dad can i have this toy and my dad like are you asking for another toy and he would kind of give me a signal and we would go and i did oh my nose and a couple times he got detained at department stores we had to tell him oh it's a joke and we had to redo it we had to be like here look this is how we do it here we'll do it right now wow that does explain a lot oh dude that's hilarious so my dad and i need to go do that we need to go do that oh here
Starting point is 00:06:34 let me find that let me find the peter hortiz clip hold on it's in my likes i can find it too yeah so do you know which video it was uh which one it's not it's not an instagram it's on my it's on my uh twitter but i it's under my likes are you talking about with his dad suza yeah oh yeah that's under that should be pipple popper on on youtube alexander television channel type that in and it should come up let me see if i type in rogan hotes if this thing comes up i typed in rogan hotes i didn't get shit yeah oh but i didn't hit videos yeah hit videos hold on there's a one in arabic let me go i don't recognize hotes is he is he one of the faces he's annoying now
Starting point is 00:07:14 now he's become the face of the biggest you know pro vaccine guy oh he has there is yeah this guy peter hotes and he and joe's been interviewing him for years i think that's a second time i believe he's on there um peter hotez how did it go between him and rogan did rogan push back pretty hard well i think this is just pre you know okay here it is here it is i gotta i gotta pulled up oh you think it's old it's episode 1451 yeah it's old from april 2020 yeah it's old but it's just i mean it's just kind of talking about how this guy is like this. So that's my idea. That pops in the background.
Starting point is 00:07:49 So you like that. Alex, you're getting Botox? No, I had a freaking thing on my neck. It's still kind of there. I had to get it drained. It was like a cyst. And I just went to a Botox place because they were like, oh, we'll drain it.
Starting point is 00:08:00 We charge $150. And they drained it. Yeah, but not even that much stuff came out. They just cut a cut a hole and then it healed and it's basically gone when it healed but um i had one of those on my i had one of those on my hip like on my belt line i think it was from my my waistband hitting i just took a pin and popped it i got a lot of good shit i've been wearing this weighted vest and i just think it was like something from my weighted vest or something i don't know who knows i mean a bulletproof mean, I'm a bulletproof vest. Are you wearing a bulletproof vest? No, I'm wearing a 20 pound weighted vest. I mean, I've been walking. I just haven't, dude,
Starting point is 00:08:30 this is my problem. I was talking about earlier, Dr. Hotez, this is my point. When Joe was really hammering them and in the clip, he's like, oh, well, you know, it's hard to stay healthy when you exercise. And then Joe was like, no, I mean, excuse me, started to say healthy when you travel. And then Joe was like, no, every time I travel, the first place i go is the gym and i'm like gosh i got to adapt that mentality that is the thinking like that is why people listen to joe rogan content because you hear him talking i'm like god i can't be a pussy i mean joe's right like it's easy for me to be like oh i'm at the hilton garden inn i can just go to my hotel room and do nothing you know it's like i should be just because i'm tired is not an excuse for me not to go do 45 minutes or an hour of exercise yeah you'll feel so much better after traveling too
Starting point is 00:09:08 you go in there get a little sweat in a little pump and you're like ready to go dude exactly but this is also my problem is i overeat and then when i'm freaking on the road i'm eating at the airport i've just been traveling so much that's no excuse i mean i listen to joe he's like i eat right but i i'm just saying i hate it because all of a sudden I'm like, oh, I'm on the gay Peter Hotez side of this argument. I'm watching. I'm like, I'm Peter Hotez. No, gay people exercise. If you were on the gay side, you'd be buff.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Nothing's wrong with gay. I don't mean that like that. I'm pro-gay. I'm just saying, you know what I mean? I mean, I'm on the not cool side of this argument. I'm on the not. I don't want to be on his. I want to be on Rogan's side, but whatever.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Hey, I got it for you. I got it for you. You ready? Yes. You set your clock on your iPhone for 10 minutes and you do five burpees on the minute for 10 minutes. That's it. So you do 50 burpees for 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:09:59 That's it. And then after you do that for 10 times, 10 different hotel visits, you switch it to six, you switch it to seven. You're a big man, right? How tall are you? Yeah, I'm 6'3", and I'm 242 pounds. Okay, yeah. Start with five.
Starting point is 00:10:13 I'm 5'5", 160 pounds, so I do 10 on the minute, but just do five. And then what you're doing, Alex, is you're doing the greatest calisthenic invented demand. You're lowering your center of mass to the ground, and then you're raising it to its highest point. There's nothing greater you can do for your body. And I agree. I think body weight is probably the best, you know, sort of, uh, I mean, I mean, obviously you want a little weights, but I mean, really, I think body weights, that's what all like the Navy SEALs do and all that stuff for training and endurance. It's really just bought. I mean, I want to be like a marathon
Starting point is 00:10:39 runner more than a bodybuilder. So that's why I like. Me too. Me too. I want people to say, Hey, you look skinny. Some guys are like, like don't like that i'm perfectly okay with that well and you notice in the fitness world which i like because i love rich beyond and in like you know there is a science to it that's fun and all this stuff 240 is it why they don't think i'm 240 what do they think no they believe you he's saying you're too big he's saying you're too i am yeah no no i am uh uh i literally just weighed myself 242 i'm way too too big. I need to be 205. I really need to be 195, but 205, I'm a 36 waist. I'm not in good shape right now.
Starting point is 00:11:11 And it's just I have so many excuses. You look good. You look good. Okay, well, I'll take that. But this is what I'm excited for. And I'm also a little stressed. I'm going on my first, you know, quote, unquote, vacation. I'm not going to film any content or anything.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I'm going to Vegas for the next three days. So that's going to be with my girlfriend. Oh, that's what I want to know about. You have a girlfriend? Yeah, I'm dating a girl and she's just graduated from college. She's a 23-year-old CCU grad. And, you know, me being a 36-year-old man, it's really fun. Hey, is it that blonde girl who's sitting behind you in one of the videos like laughing?
Starting point is 00:11:42 Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's her? Damn, you're an observer, that's great hey is that also how do you got an eye like a hawk you are i mean and and i'm just telling you i think you created a whole new form of content by just you noticing my dad in that short content because you said something and then two other friends of mine was like oh you need more content with your dad and uh and it's just because everybody it'd be funny with you with your dad be funny with matt is that it's just there's something funny about people like with their family but especially because my dad
Starting point is 00:12:10 and i are lunatics so that that's why i might hey so i was at this i went to a party matt was getting married and i went to the pre-party i didn't go to the wedding but i went to the pre-party and i met this girl there and then like a month month later, this girl, she lived in Texas, right? Matt, you tell the story. This is a crazy story. This involves you, Alex. Yeah, it does. It's kind of funny.
Starting point is 00:12:32 So this is in California, Santa Cruz, California, in the middle of nowhere. I meet this girl. Okay. It's my wife's, one of her really good friends from college. And like, what was it? Like two weeks later, a week later after the wedding, I see her post a picture with you at an event out in Texas.
Starting point is 00:12:49 I go, oh. I end up messaging her and I'm like, hey, I'm a huge fan of Alex. We've had him on the podcast a bunch of times. She goes, oh, really? Well, can you help me out here? I go, well, I don't know. He's coming on again. Maybe we'll chat about it. She got his phone number.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Who is this girl? Is it Paris? Do I know this girl? And I go, well, you know, I don't know. It's coming on again. Maybe we'll chat about it. And she got his phone number. She got. Who is this girl? Is it Paris? Do I know this girl? Yes, I know. It's funny because I know Paris really well. I mean, I don't know her super, super well, but I know her well enough because she was just in California for like two months or a month or something.
Starting point is 00:13:16 She was just there for a long time. Yeah, no, she's my girl. She's not good. But I'm dating this other girl. But Paris knows. Yeah, this is another problem. This is another problem. God bless Paris is a beautiful young lady. I would go out with her a million times over. But I was talking to Paige before I even met Paris for the first time. But this is another problem! This is another problem! God bless Paris as a beautiful young lady. I would go out with her
Starting point is 00:13:26 a million times over, but I was talking to Paige before I even met Paris for the first time, but this is the problem. What a small world, right? It is tiny. It is tiny. It is so small, and people think it's so big. Dude, it is so, it is so small. And this party was in Libtardville, Alex. Like, these people,
Starting point is 00:13:42 if they knew who you were, like, no one at that place would fucking like you. Like, I'm telling you that the odds of me meeting someone who wants to wants to juggle your genitalia in California at a party like this is crazy. Impossible. Hey, you know what? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. And I mean, this is the other thing. And I, gosh, I keep on talking about, I don't want to, you know, they say more money, more problems or fame or whatever. And I'm not famous, but the bigger I'm getting, the more people that are coming after me. So it's kind of this double-edged sword where it's like, yes, people go to a party on this cute girls, like talking about you. I'm like, oh yeah, that feels good. There are cute girls in my DMs,
Starting point is 00:14:15 but there's also like incel freak, you know, uh, Antifa people coming to threaten me, posting pictures of, you know, God knows what, I mean, edited photos. I'm just saying i get some of the most hate mail so it's weird the more love you get the more hate you get it's almost equal it's almost like a shoehorn effect you know the more love you're getting so what's in cell what's that mean that's an involuntary cell there hold on let me put my cat sky bear get out of here gosh almighty god if his robe fell off that would be awesome no it just bugs you because sky bear is the number one ranked cat of my cats and you know you are big time now the first time we had you on you loved your cats now they're just fucking getting yelled at and shit no it's only sky bear is just because
Starting point is 00:14:56 they're all being divas and and they know that i'm they know i'm about to travel because they see the luggage out so that's when they really start going they peed on my suitcase multiple times i like i have no idea how this the the the suitcase is all the way at the top of my my closet and then somebody get in there and pee in it no they're they're insane they do not like it when i'm on the road uh if you would like to um ask alex stein a question you can call in if you say something stupid i'll give you a free t-shirt. So, so that checks one thing off the list already. Not only do you have a girlfriend, but you're going on to Vegas with her, which is, which is cool. Why Vegas? Why don't you go somewhere? I know. Well, this is why, I mean, because the flights were so cheap.
Starting point is 00:15:37 We're so cheap. We're flying spirit airlines. It was like, they were paying us to go there. Cause that's, that's another reason. And I'm going to London. I'm going to London on January 22nd to go do some that's that's another reason and i'm going to london i'm going to london on uh january 22nd to go do some publicity stunts and i've already had to hire an attorney out there just in case i get any trouble because oh shit yeah i'm gonna go do some protests in london but back to back to vegas so so this is the trips i plan i got vegas tampa then london for january so i gotta i got a lot of my plate in the, and that's what I'm kind of stressed about. But what I'm saying about Vegas, the reason why I went there,
Starting point is 00:16:08 and I have – I'm talking about all my humblebrags. I'm not trying to talk about this, but I have the Amex Platinum card, and so that gives me status at any Hilton hotel. So like the Tropicana Hotel, even though it's not a great hotel, it's kind of a shitty hotel, but it's like – it was like basically free, and I get a suite there. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, so I got like a suite at the tarpagana and i got the flights were cheap on spirit um so i know and i don't drink but you know we can go there and you know
Starting point is 00:16:33 they have uh you know they have so much stuff going on so you don't drink the tours no i don't drink i don't drink so that's kind of like i'm not gonna go there and get wasted i might the cowboys play against the titans i don't i to like to gamble. Now it kind of gives me anxiety. But I'm probably going to go put like 200 bucks in the Cowboys game or something just to make it. Make it fun. You're in the game at that point. Yeah, just to make it fun.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Yeah, but I don't, I'm not going to go. See, I don't, I hate sports gambling. Sports gambling to me is the hardest thing to gamble on. I don't know if you ever bet on sports. But dude, I think, oh dude, I don't bet on sports. It's the hard, I think it's the hardest thing because it's so random a player gets hurt there's all these spreads it's just the spread thing i don't want to do anything where it's i just want to pick a guy like pick a team as soon as i see spreads and odds i'm like fuck off exactly yeah
Starting point is 00:17:18 because it makes it you know just really very complicated but so yeah so you know i don't really have i don't plan to go to gamble my point is i just plan to go eat it's cold so we're not gonna be by the pool and you know i had a viral video you saw you you teased how about my fight with barstool so it's funny so a lot to go full circle with it vegas what got me and dave fighting was i went to las vegas for an event this geeks and gamers event like some youtubers that have a really big channel. They did like a meet and greet. So I went there because I'd gone on their show a few times and it was just, you know, fun. But while I was there, I did a city council meeting in that city council meeting. That's one where I was like, yeah, I lost all my money and I slept with a prostitute and it was transgender. And you guys need to have like a tracker. And there's all
Starting point is 00:17:59 these people doing the vaccine. That was a great up you gave there. That was really like stoic and like that was great yeah my wife's boyfriend all the stuff i hit all the humdingers you know i really went through the the you know the laundry list of stuff but but that got shared by ocho cinco like the famous wide receiver then barstool shared it uh that's i guess how i got like the sports you know uh radar and then like 30 minutes later they take it down and this is the second time Barstool had tweeted my video and they take my video and they tweeted like it gets, it helps, it gets millions of views. You know, this is a, you know, and I'm not even like,
Starting point is 00:18:32 what I'm saying is I'm not dependent on Barstool to do this, but they don't even tag me when they share my stuff. So my point is, let me, let me tell the full story. So, so I, when Cincinnati was in the Superbowl, I called into their city council and I said, my wife left me and I've been betting all my money on the Bengals and they're all the way to the Super Bowl. I'm back, baby.
Starting point is 00:18:48 We're back. I was going to kill myself and I'm back. And Barstool shared that. And then an hour later, they took it down. And after that, this is the first time. This is in February of 2022. And I messaged my buddies like, yeah, you mentioned wanting to kill yourself. So we can't share that.
Starting point is 00:19:04 I was like, OK, all right. I'm not gonna i'm not gonna you know raise it you know not even tweet why'd you take it down then you know about like six months later whatever that whenever that yeah this summer when i did that uh las vegas video another thing 30 minutes later they take the thing down i'm like why do they keep on taking this video down so i just tweet barstool sports day porn is like accused of some of the most terrible so i just tweet barstool's worst day point is like accused of some of the most terrible things i didn't say what he's accused of i didn't even say he's a rapist or any like accused you know this is all allegedly and i'm not i don't necessarily know the truth the point is i just said oh he's he's like accused of the worst stuff but i'm too
Starting point is 00:19:39 bad for barstool and he retweeted it's like who the f is this guy then he decided to have me on his podcast he messaged me he's like hey do you want to come on podcast of course i say yes i would love to come on the podcast then like 30 minutes later he's like no you can't come on the podcast you're too political it's like what did you talk about all kinds of balls if you go and tell me was that public the exchange where he invited you on the podcast yes he shared we shared all this is all on twitter i can pull it up you know there's of it. You can go to my latest Barstool video on my YouTube and the messages are on that video screenshots as well. What I'm saying that all these have been leaked or, you know, whatever, and him inviting me on and he publicly admitted that he invited me on and uninvited me because I was too political. Do you think he's getting advised? Do you think he's getting advised or do you think that he just has yes men around him and he just goes full throttle?
Starting point is 00:20:26 Well, maybe with that one, I'm sure he's like, hey, let me have Alex Stein on. He's probably like, I'm going to bury this kid or whatever, whatever he thought to have him on his podcast. And then somebody at Barstow was probably like, no, this guy is insane. Like, you might not want to go again. He's like a kamikaze bomber. You know, I'm just guessing that's what happened. Because, like, Dave obviously is quick. I'm quick.
Starting point is 00:20:48 But I'm going to go in there and act a fool. know they don't know how i'm gonna act and that's what makes somebody most scared is the unpredictability of you know of me or the guest for people who are watching who didn't follow the story alex basically was was played a character in front of the city council and he and he told the city council that their city that's full of basically evil and gambling has brought him down and ruined his life. And Barstool sports is either owned or sponsored by a huge, like offshore gambling, gambling company. And so what they thought is that, and that's all, that's all Dave had to say, Hey, Alex, I love you, but it just doesn't, it has nothing to do with you. Come up with some other bits. We'll repost repost them but you know it's not cool for our business to make fun of gamblers because most of the people who probably follow us that your story's too close to home so so they so
Starting point is 00:21:34 they pulled it down and then alex played it perfectly but the here's what gets really weird dan crenshaw retweeted it yeah you and and Dave Portnoy are in a street fight just throwing blows and Dan Crenshaw steps out there to get some blows on you I'm like what the fuck Dan Crenshaw a sitting congressman is like how can I fuck with Alex Stein and Dallas Tappi
Starting point is 00:21:59 there's this guy on the internet Ethan Ralph he's saying all this stuff's a work and all of it's fake I just want to say on the record, I swear to God, none of this is fake, but, but this is the thing. It's like,
Starting point is 00:22:07 it's so unbelievable. If you would have told me a sitting Congressman would be retweeting the, the, the owner of Barstool sports wishing my demise. I would have said, no way that will never happen. It reality is stranger than fiction. Hey,
Starting point is 00:22:20 it's like, it's like a big bird. And, and, and the, the cookie monster were're out in the street fighting and fucking like thomas soell fucking came to get in the fight too it's like dude what are you doing these guys are fucking like internet stars and you're a fucking congressman
Starting point is 00:22:36 like chill the fuck out it's because he wants to be young and relatable and hip and a lot of politicians should and so you know savannah i'm running i'm running for school board in my local school district where I graduated from. I decided that the filing dates, January 18th. So I'm going to file to run for school board. Okay. Here it is. Let's play. Let's play this. This is with Dan Crenshaw. I'm trying to grab my thing. Look, you're too slow. It's funny, Dan. Hey, you said you're tall. Yeah. I'm small,
Starting point is 00:23:02 but I'm so much taller than you, Dan. I'm so much bigger than you. You're just a little sad little boy. I'm a little one. Yeah, imagine me calling you out because you're a globalist. Okay, pause real quick. Alex, what's a globalist? What's a globalist?
Starting point is 00:23:24 This is exactly. That's a very good question. A globalist is a person that cares more about the global dominance of America than actually Americans. So so like this is the problem with the world today is that we're being run by multinational corporations. You look at Apple computers, one of our biggest companies in America. their phones in a place in China called the Foxconn Studios where the conditions are so poor that they actually have nets outside of the building because the employees are actually killing themselves at such a high rate. Instead of giving their employees, this is the biggest company in America. And they locked them in there in the last
Starting point is 00:23:55 COVID outbreak. They had their company, so they locked employees in there. They sleep in there. They just sleep in there. I'm saying, and that doesn't even go into the disgusting cobalt mining that China owns that is literally modern day slave labor. So these multinational corporations, the reason why they can buy and sell these politicians, because they want to be able to establish dominance in foreign countries so they can make more money in America or make more money globally by demonizing America or making us weaker. That's why you look at all these small towns are all dying because all the industry left. We've outsourced everything.
Starting point is 00:24:29 So that's the problem with the globalization and the politicians that you think. You would think that. So honestly, that sounds good. That's all the problem with progressiveness. We should be globally together. We should all be friends. But it's literally – this is my tinfoil hat conspiracy. It's actually out of the Bible.
Starting point is 00:24:44 And it's Genesis out of the bible and it's in its um genesis chapter 11 verse 9 and if you flip that that's 9 11 that's just a weird coincidence but in that that's the story of the tower of babel and in the tower of babel there's a guy named nimrod who's the antichrist and what he wants to do is he wants to build a kingdom to heaven or build a big tower to heaven to go kill god and then once you know they got started you know making some headway god is like this is not gonna happen so he made him speak you know all 60 different languages and they couldn't they couldn't communicate and they all went their separate ways they couldn't build this tower basically these evil people in the world these people like hillary clinton these people that you know at the top of everything the catholic
Starting point is 00:25:19 church the top of whatever you know all these all of these you know clandestine secret groups right top of whatever you know all these all of these you know clandestine secret groups right they want to reverse engineer that sky bear shut up god it's fine it's cool it's cool i feel like it's matt i feel like it's matt pushing a sound effect that we don't actually have i like that i don't know why he's doing that so what i'm saying is in the tower of babel that everybody worked together to go kill god so what they want to do is they want to reverse engineer that they want us under one currency one ruler because that makes them stronger. And that ruler would technically be Satan. So that's so I mean, it sounds evil. So the idea of globalization, it's just not good. It's just, you know, taking away American jobs. They've outsourced everything.
Starting point is 00:25:56 That's why our country is so weak. We don't produce anything. And what made America strong was the Industrial Revolution. And I mean, tell me, what do we create? We create nothing. We're getting killed, you know killed in every facet. Look at this. This is a perfect example. The oil and gas industry. We have enough oil and gas reserves to power the entire world, yet they're taking us off fossil fuels because of climate change,
Starting point is 00:26:18 making our country incredibly weak. Texas, it's half of our industry is oil and gas. There's people in Midland, Texas, like Landman, that work on these oil rigs that drive Ferraris, that drive like Bentleys because it's, you know, it's such a lucrative business. And we have some of the biggest oil reserves in the world. And because of climate change, because the temperature could raise half a degree in 300 years, we're going to take away all of that, those American jobs, all of that money from Americans in order of social progressiveness because of we got to save some trees and listen i want to save trees but that's not that's i just
Starting point is 00:26:50 saw that i just saw in the last uh 10 years there's 14 14 percent more vegetation on the planet than there was 10 years ago and that is because of climate change because of the increased co2 um foliage is just off the charts yeah so it's not good what you're saying you're saying no that's a good i mean that's a fucking good thing okay there's 14 percent more um vegetation that's good vegetation foliage on the planet because of the vegetation creates carbon but that's what people don't realize is trees and that creates co2 well no but they eat the co2 right and they give Yeah, yeah. No, I'm just saying that's a good thing. Of course, of course. But it's just, you know, they're making America weaker in order to make other countries stronger because they want us to be.
Starting point is 00:27:36 It's like, dude, look at the battle in Ukraine right now. Basically, at the beginning of this whole entire war, all Russia and Ukraine had to agree on was that Ukraine would not join NATO, which is a direct threat to Russia, or at least they interpret NATO, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, as a direct threat. And then the Donbass region, like the region on the border, I think would be autonomous, where you could say you're either Russian or you're Ukrainian. Like you could basically choose, you know, it's a border city or whatever. It's a border city or whatever. And because of this, because we control NATO and we don't want Ukraine to say we will not join NATO, we're over there fighting a proxy war, giving them $100 billion, killing Ukrainians, killing Russians. For what?
Starting point is 00:28:15 For a pissing match? Because they might join NATO. It's all bullcrap. That's all globalization. We need to help out Americans. We have a homelessness problem that is disgusting. We had 200,000 drug overdose deaths from fentanyl. We have sex trafficking coming through our Texas border at rates that we've never even
Starting point is 00:28:30 been able to calculate. Just the people that they catch, it's over a million people. And that's not even the people that they don't catch. So my point is, we have major problems here in America. Being a globalist says, oh, the problem in Ukraine is more important than the problem here in America. Yep. Was the European Union thing, was that part of the globalist agenda of course duh what do you
Starting point is 00:28:49 think britain wants to get out that's that's what all of this stuff is that's why it's like these big groups you don't really i get why they exist but they're not good that's not good it's like the world economic form it's not good for the american people uh communism and this is the thing that even when the pilgrims first came over, they tried communism and socialism where everybody just shared and it didn't work out. They ended up killing each other, using Indians to kill other people. So that I want to help people. We definitely need to help marginalized people. You know, so I'm not like, oh, we shouldn't have social services or something like that, but we cannot have this like socialistic, you know, one world order is what these people want. And that's the direction we're heading. So that's, that's sounds crazy, but that's what I'm fighting is the globalization of America.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I'm America first. I want to help American citizens. And it's never worked. Communism and socialism has never worked. We have a whole entire history of that. It creates the most genocide, the most death in every single society. Every single one has collapsed. The only experiments that have worked the longest was capitalism in the form that they had way back in ancient Rome. And listen, this is the thing they say, oh, I'm all right. But I believe we should, I think we talked about this last time. We should have some sort of socialized medicine. We should have it where you can, you know, in America where an ambulance doesn't cost, listen, I know you can have private and socialized, but this is, this is the thing.
Starting point is 00:29:59 I know you're saying, no, this is the thing. An ambulance shouldn't cost $2,500. There's, I know people that are afraid to actually, you you know call an ambulance and they're taking ubers to the hospital because they're scared so there should be some sort of like basic health care that listen this is the problem here and there was before obamacare there was before obamacare well tell me this why does insulin cost 210 in texas and seven dollars in mexico yeah right right yeah and here's the thing none of its health care It's all sickness management. So the issue really, if we actually want to talk about how we could take the whole entire society as a total and make them healthier, we change the way that we regulate and process
Starting point is 00:30:33 our foods. And we attack those companies first because the biggest thing that we're subsidizing is chronic disease. So if we could take 80% of our dollar back into the regular of managing people's health and away from just managing their sickness then all of a sudden you would have a lot more abundance for it it starts with the food it doesn't start with health care it's sick management and this is here's the problem here's why i don't like socialized medicine you ready 86 of the people who go to the hospital it's a lot it's because of a poor lifestyle choice that they made yeah yes and uh
Starting point is 00:31:05 when you when you look at what's going on in the uk and canada right now people people if you have cancer you can't get fucking a doctor's appointment for two months three months four months five months my friend chris elston his dad's going through that he had to come to america to get cancer treatment he told me that's but that's why there should be private and public options yeah yeah it completely collapsed the the uh there it's so funny i had a guy in here the other day that was saying that um that it was better what they had in canada and the uk i've talked to fucking 20 people in each country they said it's absolutely horrible and terrifying what's going on there yeah i mean but this is the thing you know the grass is always greener they're gonna be like
Starting point is 00:31:40 oh our sucks uh this is this is my problem too america is one of the only countries in the world where it's actually legal to advertise medication in other countries you're not even legally allowed to savannah's gonna have a heart attack that's so funny i keep drinking that i got a water here i'll start drinking my water but but my point is america is one of the only countries in the world where you can actually advertise and if you look at all these pharmaceuticals you look at the ssss, you look at the SSRIs. Are you familiar with that term? Are you familiar with that term right there? The serotonin uptake rehab and whatever it's called.
Starting point is 00:32:12 What is it? SSRI is a serotonin sector. I don't know. I forget what it is. What does SSRI stand for? I know what it is, but I can't. Someone said, does Alex's room smell like, I'm not allowed to say. That's the one word I'm not allowed to say on the show.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Do you know what, are you familiar with that term? No, it kind of smells like cat. Yeah. A little bit. It sounds kind of like a litter box a little bit, but this is my problem though. See, so Vaughn, so, so because we have a capitalistic drug system, these, these corporations want to give every single kid an antidepressant. And if you listen to any frigging antidepressant and if you listen to any freaking antidepressant commercial you hear the side effects may cause suicidal tendencies may cause you know da da da
Starting point is 00:32:49 da i mean and just you look at the side effects are are worse than the benefits of the medicine most of the time and they give these medicine to people like that i mean just like that and then these are the same people during covet if you called cvs they wouldn't fill your ivermectin prescription even if you got a doctor to prescribe it to you. Testosterone, you got to get on testosterone. It's the best antidepressant around, testosterone. Well, and I think, and that's another thing, diet and exercise. And I'm not telling, I got my finger out, like I'm telling you, this is the problem is that we do not treat mental health with diet and exercise. There is a time when you can be so depressed, but if you go and you exercise and you start getting in better shape,
Starting point is 00:33:27 you're saying there was a time when I was really depressed. And then when I started exercising, the difference, it was only exercise, no drugs, no alcohol, no nothing. The switch in my mind, I was like, dude, this is the secret weapon. And that's why I exercise now. My diet is bad, but I've had that depression. Ever since I started regularly exercising, walking every single day, I've not had that depression and anxiety that I used to have about four or five years ago. What do you listen to?
Starting point is 00:33:53 Caller. It should be a caller. Hello. Hello. Hi. Alex Stein. Question. Dontarius.
Starting point is 00:34:01 What's Dontarius's rate? Dontarius's rate to be with your wife? I mean, it's free. I mean, you had to buy him usually like Wait, wait, wait. Catch me up. Is Dontarius the black guy that went with you to Dave Portman's? That's my wife's boyfriend, yes. Dontarius is my wife's boyfriend. I mean, he's just, he likes to chill. He's an actor, though. Let's be honest. He's an actor.
Starting point is 00:34:18 What was the rate? What did Dontarius take home from the gig? From taking him to Barstool? Yeah, yeah. You hired himstool? Yeah, yeah. You hired him, right? He's an actor. He's a TikTok actor. Yes, he's famous on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:34:30 He's all over the internet. He has millions and millions of views. Yes, yes. What did the man take home from working with Mr. Stein? With Primetime 99, it took him, you know, about 500 bucks.
Starting point is 00:34:41 No shit? You tip him? Or that was just the rate, 500 500 he did a hell of a job he deserves i mean are you kidding me it's an honor to do that with alex stein he's 500 bucks are you fucking kidding me come on don terry's running a charity i mean come on he carried the whole thing he was a dude he's in his name but he doesn't get the view of that guy. Let's be real. I agree, dude. He carried it.
Starting point is 00:35:07 He's big, but all over the barstool logo. And then you just see his big ass inside their office. He was the best thing. And then you look at that and you see his breasts are so large. They're C cup breasts. Oh, yeah. He was the, I want to Google this guy. What's his last name?
Starting point is 00:35:21 The guy was motorboat and got swallowed. Got swallowed. Go to his Instagram. It's his last name? The guy with motorboat and got swallowed. Got swallowed. Go to his Instagram. It's official IG bum on his Instagram. And that's where he's just had all of his accounts get taken down because he shows his butt. So we got to be careful showing his content on YouTube because his butt is always hanging out. But there's someone. Make sure the man got what he deserved.
Starting point is 00:35:40 He put on a performance. Oh, shit. You don't want to see. I ended up on IG bum and it's not. No, shit. You don't want to see. I ended up on IG Bum, and it's not. No, it's not. I know there's some other one. Yeah, I'd say it's official IG Bum. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:35:50 You've got to have the most messed up algorithm on Instagram. Oh, they definitely think I love cock for sure. Oh, my God. You and me both, my guy. Yeah. So, he was the real MVP of the of the whole entire confrontation ig bum is intense savon i just found that one you just clicked yeah that wasn't cool i haven't seen that see i don't know the other one is it what is it porn what is it it's just a bunch of just hot dudes just
Starting point is 00:36:18 gentlemen their asses out it's a gentleman but his other thing doesn't pop up like all of his pictures pop up but his instagram doesn't pop up probably because it's a gentleman's Instagram. But his other thing doesn't pop up. All of his pictures pop up, but his Instagram doesn't pop up, probably because it's being suppressed. Hey, join the show. It's been a pleasure, gentlemen. Yes, thanks for calling. Thank you, caller. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:36:35 You know, he's MVP. Do you have his page? Did you find it? No. So since we went down that- Here, I'll text you. Sorry, he's shadow banned. You have to type it in all the way.
Starting point is 00:36:44 It's so hard to type it in all the way it's so hard to find it so so alex so you put this you put this skit together but it's got to be really ad-lib too right like you and don terry get together and you're going to go in there how much prep do you do to do that and then what if they get violent well they did get violent with you do you guys have a plan for that yes we did we even talked about it the whole entire time and listen i i do this at all the things here i'm sitting at um if somebody gets violent with me i just have to laugh in their face and i told them and i went with my other buddy cecil who's like an online content creator we all went together we're at my hotel i was at the fairfield inn it
Starting point is 00:37:19 was actually pretty nice and um are you pulling up he sent us both by the way he sent us the twitter with ho it's so we can see that and yeah i have that i have that on keel okay go ahead so so so we sat for like an hour in the lobby of my hotel and they're like and it's a small little lobby because it's like a new york hotel so you know the the front desk could see us but we're just sitting there and he's he's in his full clothes and we're just going over it kind of like he's he's down to do whatever and i'm like dude this is going to be the most viral stunt if we can just going over it kind of like he's down to do whatever. And I'm like, dude, this is going to be the most viral stunt. If we can just go in there and act a fool.
Starting point is 00:37:47 He's like, well, what do I have to act like? I was like, dude, you're going to be my wife's boyfriend. And you just need to say, where's Dave? Where's Dave? So the idea of it is, listen, I brought my wife's boyfriend. And this is why, because the reason why I brought the actor is like, oh, if they think I really did it now, you know, it's a gimmick. Now, you know, it's like a joke because I'm not really trying to threaten them or beat them up but my point is i was like but let's be scary not scary
Starting point is 00:38:08 but let's just act like you're there to see dave so you just the whole time all you need to be like is where's dave where's dave and he did a great job um and i just you know we sat for an hour and we're like dude if they hit us they're gonna hit us do not fight back and the best part of the video is when the girls start clapping like this, they start like low clapping. And after it, I was like, you know, I was like, Esty, his name is Esteban Romero. I was like, you know, you got out of there so fast. He's like, as soon as I heard those girls clapping like that, I got bad experiences. I got PTSD. Too many girls. When girls start clapping like that, they're going to start punching. And that's exactly what happened. Yeah. He's like, when black girls go like that, he he's like i've been around them all my life because he's i got out of
Starting point is 00:38:47 there he was like you were gonna get beat up by those two girls and that's exactly what happened yeah they were they were they who who were those people how are those people in those are outdoor people there's outdoor cats and indoor cats those were outdoor people what the fuck he has people like that working at his place yes Yes. Can you imagine that? And that's what made the video so good. If they wouldn't have beat me up, they wouldn't have smacked me around, walking my ass. And it was great.
Starting point is 00:39:10 It was kind of like, you know, it was kind of out of like a movie or something. All of a sudden, I would have expected them, you know, I get it, they push us out of the office. That's what I said. Like, I kind of expected them to drag us out of the office. The white guy was cool. I understood his bit. The guy was all juiced up on, like, he's all red from steroids and shit.
Starting point is 00:39:25 But what I'm saying is, this is the thing is, once they got us out of the door, I figured, oh, the conflict would be over. But the glass door, they came back out to start more drama. I couldn't even get in, so they came out to start the beef.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Like this Tico girl was on the other side of the glass. She came out of the other side of the door to start the, the drama was over. Then they came and reignited it by meeting me in the public hallway. So it's just, it couldn't have worked out better for the content. It was just a funny, quick video. And that's, that's the content people like, you know,
Starting point is 00:39:50 this quick content that is ridiculous and real. Like this is reality TV. When you have him and his butt naked in the office, it's just, you know. This is nuts. I mean, he's blurred and this is live on their show so so they're they're live on the air right now and their whole show is getting interrupted oh they are live on the air yeah they're like just off to the side in that glass room right there they could see him coming in and what's happening too yeah they're filming all this yeah
Starting point is 00:40:17 they have their angle you gotta watch the long version because you have them talking about it like they all come out and so listen i'm stuck on this side. That's, that's, that's, you know, mag lock that he's such a good actor. He even has a cup with chain as if he's a homeless guy. It's real. He has to come up.
Starting point is 00:40:37 He was the best part of the whole thing. And then look, he takes a dive. What do you feel like that? Look, come on my podcast tomorrow. And then look at you so how much there's two cameras there that you have your phone and and another buddy's filming too so we got that so we have two angles is that your real phone yeah my iphone yeah that's what i use for most of my stuff my iphone it's the best because it's small and and because i can be my own camera and like my angle
Starting point is 00:41:04 is good and his angle is good too but cameron can't get like right in my face and get right in the drama so that's why the selfie stick when i go to a lot of these protests and stuff is actually pretty good because it's hard for a cameraman to get in between me and a guy but if i can get a guy's face i can have like the camera right there it's kind of crazy this new form of content that i think you need i think you need to have a second phone so it's not like your real phone. I've got three! No, I have three phones. I've got three iPhones. Yes, I have three. I have three.
Starting point is 00:41:29 So it's not the one that has Paris' nudes on it or anything? Well, I mean, they all have important stuff on it, technically. But yeah, that's like I have, you know. Usually I use two. I just got a new phone for Christmas, so now I have three phones. What does this mean? Portnoy was cucked.
Starting point is 00:41:44 What does that mean? I don't know. I mean, SoulCycle coach, I have three phones. So what does this mean? Portnoy was cucked. What does that mean? I don't know. I mean, a soul cycle coach, right? I don't know. I mean, I know that like he has a sex tape that got leaked out and like in the sex
Starting point is 00:41:51 shape, he's like choking this girl, you know, it's just whatever. It's just kind of like BDSM. Like he's like choking her pretty hard. And the only reason I bring that up is because he has all these like allegations where he's like,
Starting point is 00:41:59 you know, it was rough with these other girls. So I don't know. I don't want to actually throw him under the bus for that because there's three sides, every story, his side, her side her side and the truth and then i believe he leaked it out that one of the text messages a girl was still trying to hang out with him after him so that doesn't mean he didn't do something he is a famous guy so i see there's a lot of girls
Starting point is 00:42:14 that were victims of abuse from famous people that still want to hang out with them like that that's just i get it you know what that happens right right right i mean there's girls all like that where they get abused by you know a famous person they still go back for more it's whatever for whatever reason you just are fame hungry or whatever um so i don't know you know that that's just kind of a gray area uh with dave and this is the thing i really i like dave honest to god i don't really everybody like we've kind of i've kind of like shown him his true colors because when we were fighting he's like yeah i sleep on 500 million dollars every night and you know talking about his money and just in a real materialistic just kind of like the opposite of what barstool started as is like the everyday guy sports fan you know
Starting point is 00:42:51 now he's like the mr balenciaga super rich guy so i just kind of like i don't know i kind of maybe rub that veneer a little bit but it's not that at the end of the day if dave wouldn't have me on his podcast i would love to go on his podcast we We could fight, we could argue, but I respect Dave. I respect what he's built with him and I ideologically don't align, but I don't have to ideologically agree with somebody for me to like. He doesn't, where do you guys not align? He's pro he's pro abortion. And he's just, you know, I mean, he, he kind of LARPs as a conservative. He goes on my dad's show,
Starting point is 00:43:19 Tucker Carlson show. So I'm just saying, Hey, listen, I'm a populist. I'm anti-abortion but i understand why somebody would have would want to have an abortion so i don't like hate him for wanting to have abortion i don't think he's necessarily evil i don't think abortion is good i kind of think it i do think it is evil but i'm just saying i don't think he's an evil person for kind of being brainwashed into thinking that it's good so my point is you don't have to agree with me on everything i'm gonna like you regardless if you treat me nice and i treat you nice that's all that matters we need to judge people on the content of their character and not you know
Starting point is 00:43:46 by how many abortions they've had or because they're liberal or conservative as a matter of fact like i don't really care if you vote over joe biden you're an idiot but i am your boy i'll be your friend i don't care like it's not i care my life is short and this is the thing all these people you need to realize that life is very unfair and that you are the author of your autobiography. So all this politics, all this stuff, my mom was murdered by remdesivir. I very easily could, you know, sit here and die and just, you know, and quit, but no, it's made me fight harder. It's made me, you know, want to, you know, basically expose this, you know, pharmaceutical industrial complex more. I'm just saying you can choose. Were you like this before your mom passed? I'm a lot more intense since she passed because like I said, I use this as a motivation tactic.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Anytime I'm scared or nervous, I can just think of myself when I was in that hospital watching her die. And I remember being so scared going to that hospital every day, scared to death, not knowing what's going to happen, watching my mom die. And I'm like, nothing will be as scary as that. Nothing. I mean, you can be hanging off a cliff. I'm going to be like, well, this is better than being in that room with my mom watching her die like this so my point is it radicalized me not necessarily in a good way because now i mean i i i'm just kind of like f the world but it's not f the world it's not f the world world is a good place but i'm i'm kind of scorched earth i guess i don't care um about the opinions of strangers and it's'm kind of scorched earth, I guess. I don't care about the opinions of strangers.
Starting point is 00:45:06 And it's just kind of made me even more passionate about going out there and exposing a lot of this drama. Because my mom was my biggest fan. My mom was my biggest fan. And she passed away right before I blew up. So my mom never saw me on The Blaze. My mom never saw me on Tucker Carlson. All this stuff that people know me for. My mom, she was my biggest fan.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Watched my podcast when it was 90 people watching was 100 people watching every time you know every week you know that's about what when she died that's usually watched my podcast like three or 400 people was the max she ever really saw and now i mean i'm quote unquote a right-wing troll i have a wikipedia i'm just a totally different person when she died so yeah it's because a lot of that who made your wikipedia do you know oh i don't know somebody a crazy person it's always if you go i watch a video of a guy make there's all these people too ever since i got bigger there's nothing about now there's this whole uh ecosystem of people making content about me some it's love content some it's hate content i hate augustine he's the worst guy that's what i didn't realize i used to watch this and i
Starting point is 00:46:03 know you have you know fitness viewers that are on here. They're probably familiar, but there's a girl named Amber Lynn Reed. Have you ever heard of Amber Lynn Reed? You have, Matt? Well, she has a big YouTube. She's a muckbanger. What's that mean? What's that mean?
Starting point is 00:46:17 What's a muckbanger? She's got a shitload of food in front of her. She eats all this food, yes. And so she actually started off as a weight loss channel, but she's gained 200 pounds since she started the weight loss channel. And she's a, she's like, Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:46:30 I, he's pulling her up. Amberlynn read. So, so what I'm saying is if you pull her page up her page, she only has like a few hundred thousand subscribers or something. And she's great. Like you can't,
Starting point is 00:46:39 you can only watch that content for so long. Cause it's like, you watch her highlight clips of her being hypocritical. Cause she's 600 pounds. She's like, this is what I'm doing to lose weight. I'm eating cream cheese and whatever. And it makes you laugh because it's so, it's so absurd. Like this 600 pound woman, you know, you got to type in, don't even go to her channel, go to the best of
Starting point is 00:46:56 clips. You got to go to like type in Amberlynn Reed giving fitness advice. Type in Amberlynn Reed giving fitness advice. Those are like the best best videos so my point is there's a whole ecosystem of people that just react to her content that have more viewers than her own content wow yes they make more money and they get more and super just just reacting to her content and then and then there's another person called stuttering john who was on the howard stern show now there's all these people that just react to his content so he's still alive that guy's still alive yeah he's actually not doing great. He's kind of a bad alcoholic now, but, but my, my point is that I didn't realize that once you get bigger than there's ecosystems of content creators that just make content about you all the time. And so it's
Starting point is 00:47:36 just funny. Uh, here, here's one of her killer workout routines with just any of her stuff, dude. And she, she was actually 200 pounds lighter when she started her, her YouTube. Go to Amberlynn giving health, legit health advice. Just go to that. Click that. I don't know about that. I know, but watch it for the folks. They'll love the fitness crowd. I love this. If you're into fitness. And they are, and they are. She's into fitness. And you know, that's another thing is, you know, a 600 pound person, you know, they read all day about diet and exercise and all that stuff it's just you can know exactly not to eat carbohydrates or not to eat after this or blah blah blah blah but it's all about willpower it's not about knowledge i mean you can have all the knowledge that if you don't have any willpower that's a
Starting point is 00:48:15 problem wow and she's killing it on youtube listen to her listen well she's not really the people that react to her content are. She's on the same diet as the Alex Stein diet. Yeah, she's on the Alex Stein diet. Her and I are the same. We're skinny legends. White rice with a bunch of vegetables and beans and quinoa.
Starting point is 00:48:37 It ain't gonna hurt you. That's healthy. But she even admits that she would make content where she'd like eat like quinoa or something and then she would just order uber eats you know off camera yeah she just eats mcdonald's she like slides that shit away and the bag of mcdonald's shows up and it's like okay now we get down to business but it's just funny to hear a 600 pound person be like oh yeah i'm just eating lentils and i'm this is the way oh i, I feel good. Or yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Max body positivity. 200,000 people work at that Fox, Fox con facility, 200,000 people in one facility. It's double the population to live more. And imagine that you don't even get a free apple. You don't even probably get a banana. You probably like,
Starting point is 00:49:22 it's like a prison, you know? I mean, Hey, let me ask you about the cobalt mines. I did a little bit. I did a little bit of searching and I, you know you probably get a banana you probably like it's like a prison you know i mean hey let me ask you about the cobalt mines i did a little bit i did a little bit of searching and i looked at them uh last week and what i saw is that the people were making um two hundred dollars a month which was 140 dollars more than like the national average in zambia yeah but they're in a dangerous cobalt mine it's like yeah i mean the people that build
Starting point is 00:49:43 skyscrapers they deserve to be paid a little more i mean if you're a plumber you know 95 floors up you get more than a plumber that works on the ground so you're trying to say these cobalt mines are good i don't know no no no no i'm not i just get concerned sometimes that we're projecting our shit onto them do you know what i mean like if it's a shithole and if it's a shithole that only you only make 60 a month and someone comes in and they're paying 200 but i don't know is shit onto them do you know what i mean like if it's a shithole and if it's a shithole that only you only make 60 a month and someone comes in and they're paying two and i was with but i don't know is cobalt dangerous i don't know anything about it is it like killing them this shit i don't even know if it's that dangerous it's just about the working conditions like you know we have laws
Starting point is 00:50:16 against child labor i doubt that they have those laws there in the middle of africa if it's being run by the chinese government you think they have labor laws or look at the it says it can harm the eye skin heart and lungs okay it may cause cancer okay i definitely don't think there's some retirement benefits or uh or healthcare insurance anything working in a mine is not a good job i mean i know there's coal miners god bless you i really appreciate there's no such thing as digging in the ground dirt that's not like a healthy environment i mean i just don't i totally hear you i just get nervous i just get nervous if um uh there's this american attitude i feel like sometimes we're thinking like if someone's making a thousand dollars a
Starting point is 00:51:02 month we might think hey that's nothing but in a country where the average wage is $600 a year, you know what I mean? I've been places in Africa where people are lucky to make a dollar a day or places where they don't even have money. Yeah. You just like trade whatever labor for whatever. Yeah. But obviously this shit is dangerous as fuck. It's cobalt poisonous. Savant, look at this.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Type in Haiti. They had the lowest covid mortality rate and they administered the least amount of vaccines and you know why oh well i mean you can say that there's a lot of different reasons but one is because you know ivermectin is regularly given for malaria i believe it's used as a provolative for that and they're all thin and out and outside yeah i mean there's no mcdonald's in haiti exactly they're not all badasses that's exactly and they're you know they have you know they have to, you know, they're outside walking around doing stuff. They're less, what is it, docile or what is that?
Starting point is 00:51:51 What is it? We're just sitting down all day. Sedentary. Sedentary. Yeah, sedentary. How many McDonald's in Haiti? I don't know, but I bet they got one or two. You know, that's where Hillary Clinton trafficked all those kids.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Type in Hillary Clinton trafficking kids where there's this woman that said she was starting an orphanage and got caught with 26 haiti immigrant children and hillary clinton got her out of trouble yeah yeah let me type the woman's name but uh kazakhstan has 24 vietnam has 25 bosnia has five iraq has one american samoa has two you think they had three one for every person there gibraltar has one mcdonald's isle of man has a fucking mcdonald's yeah isn't there some sort of fact that like the the furthest one apart is like 700 miles or something like that in the whole entire world there's some sort of weird fact yeah where it I like that. There's only a certain amount of mile in between each one across the whole entire world.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Guess which country has the most? America? 13,257. So there's more McDonald's. America was built on McDonald's. That's the last thing we have is McDonald's. And I'll be honest, it's genetically modified
Starting point is 00:53:04 crap, but because it's created in a laboratory last thing we have is McDonald's. And I'll be honest, it's genetically modified crap, but because it's created in a laboratory, it's going to taste good. Have you had McDonald's in a while, Zavon? Like, yes. I'm saying it's because you're eating lab food, guys, which I eat it. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:53:15 You're like, oh, that's what kills me, though. People are like, oh, McDonald's is gross. It's like, no, no, no, no. McDonald's is disgustingly bad for you. It's delicious when it hits your taste. If you're eating a hot french fry from McDonald's, you can you can give that to anybody a vegetarian anyway they're like this is good this is good a little bit of whatever sauce a french fry is that's like a global everybody loves a french fry how the hell could you not like hey and people who think people who go to
Starting point is 00:53:36 in and out like their fries are horrible compared to mcdonald's yeah dude they're horrible even if you get them extra crispy they're garbage uh yeah so you gotta put all that crap on them you gotta put all that mayonnaise or what you know the the special sauce yeah and that's just mayonnaise so you just you gotta put a pound of mayonnaise and onions on there with a little bit of ketchup that's why it's orange listen to this stat uh guys there's one mcdonald's for every 25 132 people in the united states there you go that's they it's for every 25,132 people in the United States. There you go. That's it. It's funny too because McDonald's is actually a real estate.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Like that's the number one asset. Yeah. Cause they buy every single location that they're at. So they lease it to the franchisees. That's right. That's where Ray Kroc made all of his money. Yeah. That's great. The founder or whatever the, that, that movie, money. That's great. The Founder or whatever, that movie. But it's really great because he calls himself the Founder, but he wasn't the Founder. It was started by two of the McDonald's brothers.
Starting point is 00:54:32 Yeah, he was one of the milkshake makers. Exactly. He had this six-thing milkshake, and they were the only ones buying it. He's like, well, they're selling a lot of food if they need this six. Everybody knows. I mean, this story is a great story because it's the biggest restaurant in the world. American Dream, baby, those gold arches they are that is american dream alex tell me about the the aoc thing that that was absolutely fucking fascinating that you walked up onto tell me the whole story like you're just outside did you know she's gonna be at the capitol steps what were you
Starting point is 00:55:02 doing at the capitol no detail is too small i want to hear the story no no no okay so basically i was in dc to go on tim pool show for the first time ever so i got invited to go on tim pool show so i went to dc like two days earlier i was like i'm just gonna go try to do some ambush interviews and go hang out hang out around the capitol because i you know at the time i didn't even know how it worked i had just gotten off the airplane i just went to my hotel. I put my bag down. I just walked up there and I'm in my tourist clothes because normally if I really thought I would have been able to talk to these politicians, I would have been in a suit. But dude, this is wide open. Now they've changed the whole procedures because I've been back there twice. Now they put these
Starting point is 00:55:37 huge barricades. If they're going to a vote, if they're not going to a vote, anybody can walk in the Capitol steps. You can walk in the Capitol steps. People joggingging on their daily exercise they make the capital on their route because it's cool so anybody can go on those steps and you see that little like that rope i can't walk past that rope but now they put rope what rope i don't see keep playing the video you'll see a little gold rope and there's a little security guard sitting there so like oh look her handler was going to try to stop her yeah yeah i know i know but she does look good in that dress though look at that dress no and see that rope right there i know you can tell that guy there's a cop right there so there's a rope so i can't go now i can't that's as far up as i can go and then you know so i was just sitting on the steps and i also got adam kinzinger i got a bunch
Starting point is 00:56:19 of politicians that day jamal bowman it was just totally random luck it was totally random and there's even people on the internet that say oh that i fake this and that me and aoc are doing a pro wrestling and that we're doing the work it's like why did she come up to you what's funny is in her video she says you accosted her she came to you i know she says that i said big juicy ass all of a sudden i didn't even say that i said you're my favorite big booty latina you're hot hot hot like a tamale and i was being nice but i and i was like even though you want to kill babies you're still beautiful because this is what she says she says that everybody sexualizes her and that's why they don't like her because they want to date her so i was like you know the first time
Starting point is 00:56:53 i see her i'm gonna i'm gonna hit on her and act like i want to date her just to make her just to give her this is the thing and and i i my traps don't always work the best thing is when you get a camera and somebody's in your face, just walk away. That's what a lot of other politicians do. Like, like I caught Eric Swalwell and he's a guy that was amazing, but he just, he kind of even smirked.
Starting point is 00:57:12 He kind of gave us poker face. He smirked, but he just kept his head down. If he would have interacted with me at all, it would have been so much better. So that's why I was like, Oh, it sucks.
Starting point is 00:57:19 He didn't interact, but AOC didn't just interact. She went and proceeded to make videos reacting to it after. That's why she made the whole thing blow up. It wouldn't have even blown up if it wasn't for AOC reacting to it. And that's the same thing with Dan Crenshaw. The reason why that blew up, too, is not just my video, but then he clipped it where I said, oh, your service was wasted, which I did say that because they didn't find weapons of mass destruction. I was like, I said I respect the veterans, but you guys fought a war for bankers.
Starting point is 00:57:42 And he got clipped as like Alex's anti-military. Then all these military guys like, no, I agree with Alex. Like, you know, we guys fought a war for bankers. And he got clipped as like, Alex is anti military. And then all these military guys like, no, I agree with Alex. Like, you know, we were doing this for globalists and bankers. So it's just funny. When they react like that, they give it, it's like, they give it way more pomp and circumstance and razzle dazzle. And so that, that was it. That was the short interaction that just exploded and went everywhere. I mean, Tucker showed that and everything.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Yeah. It went everywhere because she, she like i said she went and proceeded to make like 13 instagram stories and you gotta say in one of these videos there's a reverse where she's on the capital steps like this is the evil guy and she shows me and i'm like waving there's just she made so did she come back out and you were still there she's like on the top of the capital steps as soon as it happened even her staffer after it happened her staffer came and like took this picture right in my face. And I'm like smiling. And I hand her a card.
Starting point is 00:58:27 I'm like, I'm Alex Stein. I work for the Blaze, if you're wondering who I am. And she like doesn't say anything. And then AOC tweets a picture like, if you see this guy in the Capitol steps, do not engage with him. He called me, you know, whatever, big booty Latina or something. And then like she progressively found out who I was. And I was like a right wing troll.
Starting point is 00:58:42 And then I'd gone after Crenshaw and these other people. And she was like, Oh, and then she proceeded. She was so frustrated with it after her, after she went in and voted, because she was going walking to a vote. She came out like three hours later or whatever in the middle of the night.
Starting point is 00:58:55 It was like 11 PM and came out and proceeded to throw the Capitol police under the bus saying they didn't do anything to stop me from talking to her. And then they basically let the rioters in on January 6th. Well, well, of course, I mean, that was terrible what happened,
Starting point is 00:59:11 but I mean, they, they, they didn't open those mag lock windows and those doors themselves. But listen, as we're not here to talk about that, because there's only so much stuff we can say about that probably legally,
Starting point is 00:59:18 but she just, she proceeded to throw them under the bus, creating a whole new conspiracy theory. All because I called her a big booty Latina. It's insane. Did that just come out of your mouth? Did you even, did you plan, you didn't plan that? I planned on that.
Starting point is 00:59:31 I had said, I was like talking to my friend Sarah Gonzalez. I was like, oh, I'm going to call her a big booty Latina. You know, Latina. Just because it was going to be funny because I wanted to sexualize her. Listen, they're like, oh, you sexually harass her. First of all, it's a joke, but I get why you not say it's a joke.
Starting point is 00:59:43 I grew up listening to Howard Stern asking every celebrity celebrity ever met, hey, do you do anal? So that's where I learned. That's why I think and that's why they say, oh, Howard, you're some great interviewer because he asked them like these, you know, offensive questions. I didn't do that here, but that's kind of the mindset of this is like, oh, I'm going to be kind of sexual to a congresswoman, to a woman who's serious that nobody ever goes up to a congresswoman and say, hey, you have a nice butt. Nobody ever does that.
Starting point is 01:00:03 And it's a stupid thing to do. I don't know, dude. let's let's be also honest like whether it's right or not i mean she's wearing a dress where you can see every curve of her body and uh 51 of the men who have a heartbeat are like wow that like they're seeing her tits and her ass and her beautiful hair and it's like come on like let's just not lie dude and then you know you saw her her fiance riley was there the whole time didn't even turn his head totally cucked didn't even you know i mean seriously he didn't even because if is he rich is he rich i don't know i think he actually works for her campaign or something i mean he's probably not destitute or something he probably comes from a i don't know his back he's not a tech guy he's not a tech guy with fucking
Starting point is 01:00:42 100 million in the bank no because i think she had some sort of financial stuff so i don't know his background. He's not a tech guy? He's not a tech guy with fucking $100 million in the bank? No, because I think she had some sort of financial stuff. So I don't think he's – I mean, he might be a millionaire type guy, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know his backstory. I've heard some pretty crazy shit that she's a pawn of some tech – there's like three tech guys who fund her shit, some Indian guy, and he writes everything. I don't know who it is, but all of these politicians have some handler or somebody that's getting them money or getting them fundraising because once you get in power, you have to continue to fundraise.
Starting point is 01:01:06 That's why it's a literal swamp. So if somebody is giving you money for influence, people listen, this is how you know it's all rigged. Why do you spend millions of dollars running for Congress when for a position that only pays you like $150,000 a year? Yep. You literally spend millions of dollars. I think the beginning first year congressman makes $176,000 a year yep you literally spend millions of dollars i think the beginning first year congressman makes 176 000 a year i believe i just saw that the other day so you spend millions of dollars for a job that pays you 176 000 yeah it sounds like going to college i'm just saying that's because when you're in there your power and influence is what you're selling. You know, that's what. You were the anchor over at Real America.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Yes, I was. OAN, OAN, OAN, One American News Network. I filled in. And, you know, I have a show coming out on The Blaze. You got to come on my show. It's coming out the 1st of February. They broke ground on my set. It's insane.
Starting point is 01:01:59 It's going to be the interior of a blimp. So they got drone footage of downtown Dallas. So when you sit here, let me see if it's in my pictures. God, I would be honored to be the interior of a blimp. So they got drone footage of downtown Dallas. So when you sit here, I'll let me, let me see if it's in my pictures. I'll send it to you. God, I would be honored to be on your show. Alex,
Starting point is 01:02:09 why do you come on my show? Why do you come on my show? Why your big time now? Why are you fucking around? What do you mean? No, dude, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:02:14 We've been going on your show forever. You're a friend of mine. You've, you've helped me out a lot. I'll always go on your show. The only problem is that I'm busy. Sometimes it's not that I'm too busy for you. It's just dude.
Starting point is 01:02:23 Oh, I get it. Trust me. I ain't hating. No, but you know what it's like to be stretched thin. Sometimes it's just so annoying and it's nothing to do with you. I overextend myself because I don't like to say no, but I have to do stuff like you because you were having me on when I wasn't, before I really, really blew up.
Starting point is 01:02:39 And, and dude, that's another thing is I like you. So why don't I like you as a person? I think that's what I'm saying. I mean, that's why I come on your show. That's my heart. I'm like you. So why don't I like you as a person? I think that's what I'm saying. I mean, that's why I come on your show. That's my heart. I'm like, oh, I don't even like that. You know, oh, man, I don't even want to hang out with this person. But you and I, dude, I think we'd have a blast.
Starting point is 01:02:53 We would definitely have a blast. When you go on that show, it's a different Alex Stein. You're really gathered. Which show are you talking about? I still see you when you were the anchor for that news show. I have it as Real america you're saying it's um can you pull up that oh and what's the link uh uh oan where i said there's some on my instagram but uh hold on here i want to i want to send this picture of my set i want to see you guys it says it says three months ago you were in real america as their anchor of their show on on my notes yeah i filled in for it okay but his show is called real america
Starting point is 01:03:27 with dan ball that's how you're getting his show is called real america but it's that's oan that's actually oan so i filled in for him yeah and i had to borrow clips just from that one week where i made you know the queen died that week and i was like yeah she's a lizard just kidding and i was joking i was like r.i.p lizzie the lizard and like all these people's like cable tv host calls the queen a lizard and and that was the only time my week there that was the only time the boss of like the network came down they're like the next day they're like no more lizard queen jokes literally that because it went somewhere because they all were like this they keep on getting kicked off networks like dish and um comcast they keep on messing with them and like take them off their network. So they're only on a few cable networks left,
Starting point is 01:04:09 but they're still on some. So, you know, they have all these like right wing watch groups where they, you know, try to expose them. So that's what they thought. They're like,
Starting point is 01:04:15 this is what your people are seeing on cable news guys to calling the queen of lizard. Hey, once they look me up, like, Oh, he's a comedian. It's a joke.
Starting point is 01:04:23 He doesn't, you know what I mean? What's that really? Right. I haven't heard this term in a long time what was that about a year ago really like hardcore right-wing group like they would say trump's gonna come back to office on february 4th and q anon q anon yeah that's one of their things that people are lizards no no no there's lizards among us the lizard thing is actually let me now now let's go in my tinfoil hat the lizard thing there's probably like a little lizard in all of us. There's kind of like a lizard brain, but this is where, I mean, I'm just saying like we have kind of a, like a,
Starting point is 01:04:49 there's like a lizard part of our kind of a reptilian part of our brain, but this is where it comes from. It comes from a guy, David Ike out of the UK. He kind of created this theory. It's like, there's like these Royal bloodlines and somehow they go so far back that they're like, you know, lizards. I know it sounds insane. I don't necessarily believe it, but I don't necessarily. i've had some people on the show who do the lizard thing well i'm saying i i wouldn't be surprised if there is somebody that could take over a human body i don't know
Starting point is 01:05:13 why do all these people live to 100 years old all these like all these old women i'm not saying they're really lizards i don't really think that but maybe they are drinking the blood of children maybe they're i don't know what's going on but something's going on that's all i'm saying i don't know you're getting soft you're getting soft as you go mainstream i sense it you're like i had to be a little i had to be and people like oh alex you're selling duh i had to sell has anyone said that you haven't sold out yet well i'm still kind of controversial but dude i don't talk about a lot of topics that i should be talking about all right all right only because only because it's, you know, I can,
Starting point is 01:05:46 and I'm not afraid to say anything. I will say anything. There's topics that I'm very passionate about that I don't really like to extrapolate because some people are like, oh, that's too far. Is the Earth round, Alex? Is the Earth round? Well, you know, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:06:00 I'm a geocentrist. I'm a geocentrist, so I don't necessarily know the shape of the Earth, but I do believe the sun, moon, and stars rotate around the Earth. Yeah, I know. That sounds – and people are like, oh, you're an idiot. You're so dumb. But Einstein even said we couldn't tell if we are stationary and everything is moving
Starting point is 01:06:13 or everything is moving and we're stationary in relativity to it. So listen, I don't know. But that's something I noticed. Here's the thing. I'd say 99% of those people who say that it's dumb to think the earth is flat have never looked into it. That's the problem. Like they couldn't even defend their,
Starting point is 01:06:29 like they would say some shit that they learned in the third grade. And since then they haven't looked back. And it's like, really? This is the only thing I want to say about it. Yeah. This is the earth. Do you guys know how big the earth is around the equator? 24,000.
Starting point is 01:06:41 Yeah. So, you know this, Yvonne. So how, how fast is it spin? It's a 24,000 miles. A thousand miles an hour. A thousand miles an hour. Yeah, so you know this, Yvonne. So how fast does it spin? It's 24,000 miles. 1,000 miles an hour. 1,000 miles an hour, yeah. You nailed it. Okay, and then how fast is it orbiting the sun?
Starting point is 01:06:54 I don't know how many miles it travels. 66,000. It's going around the sun 66,600 miles an hour. And then on top of that, the Milky Way galaxy is moving through an ever-expanding universe of space 4.1 million miles an hour, I would say. You know, they guess. And so we're going four different directions. And on top of that, every single night, Polaris, the North Star, is in the same exact spot. Every single night.
Starting point is 01:07:14 Even though we're going. And we've been using celestial navigation forever. So that's just where I think it's weird. That's why I'm like, huh? I really wear the Polaris, the North Star. And if you look at, at like all these ancient religions and stuff they always pointed to the north star they would say couldn't we just have some um uh astronomer come on the show and explain to us why that is like that well they're gonna say that it's
Starting point is 01:07:36 so far away that it's like stationary and you know but that's not i don't i don't i don't i i just don't believe astrophysicists. It's all theories. And this is the other thing is like people are like, oh, you're so crazy. You don't believe it's flat. You're just not convinced it's round. You think that we haven't figured something out. There's innovation and discovery still in the way the cosmos is moving. A hundred percent.
Starting point is 01:07:57 I mean, the people act like they know everything. I'm like, come on. That's what pisses me off so much is the people that act like we know everything. We don't know everything. And this is the thing. There was a time I was never really an atheist because I actually was baptized. I've always believed in God, like always young. But there was a time when I was like, you know, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:08:12 I guess I was never an atheist. But, you know, you kind of question God. But what made me realize how I know God is real is that you listen to these scientific arguments that we evolved from pond scum. You listen to the science that everything came from nothing and everything started from the Big Bang. That sounds more absurd to me than a creator creating this world. So I don't know. that we evolved from pond scum. You listen to the science that everything came from nothing and everything started from the Big Bang. That sounds more absurd to me than a creator creating this world. So I don't know. It's just very weird.
Starting point is 01:08:33 I have very weird thoughts, but I do believe in God. Do you believe in evolution also? Do you believe in God and evolution? No, I don't. You could believe in both, though, couldn't you? There are some people that do, but I don't believe. I think we were created. I swear.
Starting point is 01:08:48 I know that sounds insane, but I just don't think i evolved from pons i don't think nothing and then a trillion years i'm here with a cat i just don't think that i'm cool i mean i'm fine i'm i'm open to it all biogenesis is what started everything is that just you know some lightning hit like a pond full of chemicals and then two cells split and everything with that like you're just telling me that like a lizard came out of the water and then became a man. So I, that sounds more like a fairy tale than a lot of crap I hear. So I don't know. I don't know. I actually believe there was giants too. So I believe there's giants that were here on earth. You know, they talk about that in the Bible, Nephilim. And I, what I believe is, and they talk about this as angels came down and slept with the giants and then that's what we are we are the offspring of that so like we are the offspring of
Starting point is 01:09:28 like these deity you know awesome i'm more angel than giant that's for sure exactly well that's that's what i'm saying you know and if you look at the smithsonian stuff supposedly they have all these huge bones that that they you know had to hide so there's just a lot i don't i don't know my question is when people watch my content i don't even want to convince you to agree with me or agree with it you know what i'm talking about i just want you to question the reality the reality in which you live in or just question the subject that we're talking about go look into it for two seconds debunk me prove me wrong or prove me right whatever don't believe me don't believe me i'm not okay do it ask these questions yourself speaking of uh changing realities have you seen this
Starting point is 01:10:05 interview that i just saw today between tim robbins and russell brand it's great and i love tim robbins is one of my favorite actors dude he's flipping the script one by one oh us libtards are marching are marching out of the fucking libtard everybody's gonna realize it dude they're gonna say are you sure you think yes like all my libtard friends are gonna realize it dude they're gonna say are you sure you think yes like all my lip tart friends are gonna realize it they're what happened yes they're gonna realize that myocarditis and pericarditis is not no they're not dude i hope you're right no they're not watch watch watch and nobody's gonna care nobody's gonna care and then no one's gonna care yeah the medical system is gonna be like we tried our best we didn't have long-term testing this is
Starting point is 01:10:42 what we thought was right at the time dude they prescribed azt for aids for years which is a backup cancer medicine and the azt in the 80s dr fauci prescribed we're killing people faster than their own aids so these these medical people they mess up all the time and then after the back when people die from oopsie poopsie we didn't know we didn't we're trying they're moving at the speed of science but but but um but we're already hearing but we're already hearing that it's um we're already hearing stories like it's climate change causing myocarditis or that it's the unvaccinated who are stressing people out no no now the new one is because the health of it because america's so fat that's what they're saying that's why the rise is have you not seen that which which that kind of does make sense but they're like that's how they're they're just so blatantly well america's so fat that's what they're saying that's why the rise is have you not seen that which that kind of does make sense but they're like that's how they're they're just so blatantly well america's
Starting point is 01:11:27 so fat that's why the rise is so bad but no why is the rise in children under 12 why why is pfizer now advertising a heart medication blood thinner for children that's never existed in the history of mankind have they had a blood thinner for heart medication for children and now they have commercials for it so you think like in 20, you think in 20 years, well, there's people like me who then like, like this woke me up. So then I went back and started looking at polio and measles. And did those vaccines really do what we were told they did? And of course they did not.
Starting point is 01:11:58 All you have to do is look at the numbers in the graphs. That's a DDT for polio. That took me 20 minutes of research alex people aren't going to do that research that took 20 minutes of my precious life to fucking wake up you nailed it dude people won't even do two minutes of research much less 20 minutes of research they would rather take the butcher's word for you and they'd rather just take you know oh this is from a cow or this is you know they just want to believe somebody else and quote unquote the experts and that's the problem is people are not taking accountability.
Starting point is 01:12:26 And I don't know everything, but I try to keep my mind open, you know, and I try to research stuff. I try to look into stuff, make decisions based on information that, you know, I've digested. But people don't even want to digest information. They just want to be told whatever the TV tells them. And that's the problem is that people are under a spell. They're under trauma based mind control or mass hypnosis formation or mass formation hypnosis because they just listen to whatever the TV tells them, you know, get boosted, you know, yada, yada, yada, whatever the repeating talking points that are on every single news agency because there's like 12, whatever,
Starting point is 01:12:56 2,000 news stations, but they're owned by six companies. I mean, it's basically they can create a narrative and people are very easy to convince. And if you the bigger the lie and who you know, Hitler said this and Hitler is a terrible person. But the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it. Hitler also said no one remembered the Armenians and no one's going to remember the Jews. He said that. Did he really say that? No, he didn't. Yeah, yeah. Something like that. Who remembered the Armenians? Nobody.
Starting point is 01:13:24 No one's going to remember the juice let me ask you this you have a is this girl your girlfriend page yeah yeah we're dating we're dating and it's new but it's hard to date because there's a lot of temptation i just went to this um turning point event and i could have easily been girls i was very faithful i didn't hook up with anybody i mean there's girls vibing with you so i'm missing out on and i'm a horn dog that's the other thing people like in the conservative side they're like oh don't have sex no i like to have sex i still get with girls i like to you know i'm a you know 36 year old man i want to go you know so my seat as they say but but you're also in an emotionally supercharged you're you you're
Starting point is 01:14:02 using uh a reserve of emotion you've tapped into an emotional vein that instead of probably addressing it you're you're you're harvesting it for your creativity meaning this this this event that happened with your mom you've just fucking and you're just you funneling that energy in one direction and it must be kind of crazy for her like it's going to take a very special woman to be patient because they're not going to really get out. They might not really get, they might see one minute of you every single day,
Starting point is 01:14:31 but they might hang out with you for 10 hours and not see you. Yeah. Well, you nailed it, dude. I met her, you know, that clip,
Starting point is 01:14:37 the thing you showed at real American news, she was working at one American news as, you know, just working on that guy's show. Dan ball is a writer. She got, that was her first job out of college. You plucked intern you plucked a fucking job it wasn't an intern she was actually a salaried or whatever but she wasn't making a ton of money but but uh I'm saying so
Starting point is 01:14:53 she kind of like she knew of me and knows and worked in in you know conservative media so that's the only reason that I'm vibing with her there's so many other girls that have thrown themselves at me but she's actually adapted and I would say this to Paige Face. She's now, and they said this to Charlie Kirk. I remember talking with a bunch of Turning Point people. I don't know if you're familiar with Turning Point USA, but it's like the biggest conservative college group. Don't get fat like Charlie. Please don't get that fat.
Starting point is 01:15:13 I know, see, I'm like fat. Don't get that fat like Charlie. Charlie and I are both fat, but we both need to, Charlie's not that fat, but he does need to lose 15 pounds. I know, but it's just because- He's holding it in his face. It's fucking him up. I know, because Charlie's a real tall guy though, too. He just has that same thing with me it's like if he just lost 10 pounds
Starting point is 01:15:29 he looks so much better 15 you know he just needs i like him but he's getting he's getting weird looking well he's just he actually holds it well like in person he's actually a pretty good looking guy because he's tall or whatever i'm just saying you look at the guy he's like oh he looks kind of goofier in pictures i'm saying and when you see it's like one of those persons you see in person, like, oh, he looks more handsome in person than he does necessarily on pictures. But regardless, I'm not here to, you know, talk about Charlie the whole time, but he, when his wife, when he met his
Starting point is 01:15:53 wife, they were talking about how, because he was like blowing up at the time, that his wife, you know, she didn't have a, I don't think she had a job, she just kind of traveled with him. That was her job, you know, basically taking care of him because he lives such a, you know, traveling all the time. I'm throwing him in the bed i get it i can't fucking love this guy i can't do it i can't do it he's just bugging the crap out of me he's just meowing for the whole hour he's killing me okay what was i just talking about uh um charlie kirk
Starting point is 01:16:23 oh charlie kirk yes so his wife is kind of like his um almost personal assistant in a way and that's kind of what page is kind of she's kind of also my girlfriend and my personal assistant so i don't know if that's a good thing bad thing i don't know but she's she's down for the cause some girls the thing is you're an eagle that soars very high and anyone who thinks they're going to and people like you for that and so if someone tries to catch you and put you in a cage all the qualities that they like about you are going to be gone and so that's this trick being with great people is a very difficult thing because being in a relationship the the traditional course
Starting point is 01:17:01 would stop people from being great yeah and that's that's what worries me too because when i i blew up i didn't have a girlfriend i think a girlfriend can be a distraction and then the last couple girls i've dated that's why i purposely was not dating sarah gonzalez who i work at the blaze with she's like she she either she's married or whatever she's kind of and she's basically my age but she's kind of like a like a sister to me i don't know she's like very protective she's like just do not date alex you know he's gonna stay single stay focused on your stuff and she is there is something that's right to that because when i was single like you know the past year i was dating a girl before my
Starting point is 01:17:33 mom died and i'm just i i didn't i didn't really date anybody after that seriously and that's when i blew up so i'm i i was more focused i didn't have a distraction the only reason i'm dating page is because she's down for the cause. She's like helping me shoot stuff. She's filming. I've never had, the last girl I was dating was like, no, she was an idiot compared to Paige.
Starting point is 01:17:52 This girl has a finance degree from TCU. So she's smart too. So she can like do, she's very smart. This young girl is smart and she's willing to help me and not try to bring me down. So that's why I decided to actually date her. Do you feel a lot of pressure to stay on top of topics and to stay up to speed and to,
Starting point is 01:18:08 and do you think you're getting smarter with the smarter people you hang out with? Like all these people that you're hobnobbing with now, do you feel like, Oh, this is good? Yeah. I mean, you do when you do like, I don't necessarily feel like I'm a smart person at all. I think I'm just like, I'm kind of quick witted. I'd say if I had to say like what I am, I'm not necessarily super smart. I do can do, I can do like research. I did, you know, I can study and learn a subject, but I'm not like some of these guys like brainiacs where they can like read a book and just, you know, you know, they have a photographic memory and I deal with people like that are super smart like that.
Starting point is 01:18:37 So I think just being around smart people kind of elevates you because you have to be a little smarter. But just by hanging out with these people does that, that doesn't necessarily make me smart me smart as a matter of fact i kind of want to seem kind of dumb in a weird way well you just have you just have deeper conversations or conversations that you wouldn't have with people who aren't as well thought about serious stuff and that's that's a different because my i call my buddy hank my best friend and i try to talk to him about globalization or you know politics something he can articulate one thing but he's my best friend since little since we've been little kids and so i can't have the same conversations i can have with my best friend that i can have with all my new best friends that i met in media or politics or
Starting point is 01:19:12 fitness or whatever you know uh marjorie taylor green tell me about her she cool yeah i like her and you know there's a huge rumor that her and i were having sex did you see that on the internet no but i like the thought of that i like the thought of that that's what i said all these people i had to go on tim pool show i had to debunk it but that's because there's all these people spreading they even made a fake message like they sent themselves a message and i guess they put alex on telegram somehow where's like me saying that i slept with marjorie yes there's all these photos yes so marjorie's my friend and i love marjorie but she's getting a lot of heat right now because she's backing Kevin McCarthy, who's the terrible guy in the GOP. But she's a these politicians.
Starting point is 01:19:49 This is the thing. She's not going to agree with 100 percent of the people in the far right or whatever. It's just it sucks because no politician is perfect. But she cares about America. That's why I love Marjorie. So, you know, she gets she gets hated on by some right wing people for not doing this and that. She's one of the nicest politicians to me. Why did the left go after her so hard?
Starting point is 01:20:07 I looked into the story about— She said Jewish space lasers. She was talking about Israel's anti-defense weapons, which she was talking— because they do have—they have the best anti-defense weapons in the world. It's called the Iron Dome. And she was talking about the Iron Dome, more like Jewish space lasers. She just kind of misspoke. So now they say she's anti-Semitic.
Starting point is 01:20:24 But then Lauren Boebert, another conservative at Turning Point, at the event that I was at, threw her under the bus. It's like because she's she Marjorie is supporting Kevin McCarthy, who is the speaker of the GOP of the, you know, the Republican Party. This is the problem is Lauren Boebert doesn't like that, even though they were, you know, kind of friendly. So my point is there's like heat between their own party and Lauren Boebert doesn't like that, even though they were, you know, kind of friendly. So my point is there's like heat between their own party and Lauren Boebert's like, I'm not the type of person to say Jewish space lasers. And so they all throw themselves under the bus, even if they're on the same side, they all hate each other. It's all like political theater and bullcrap. And these people do not care about the American public. As a matter of fact, once they get in and I'm not saying Marjorie doesn't, I think she's one of the few politicians that actually does. And I'm not saying Marjorie doesn't. I think she's one of the few politicians that actually does.
Starting point is 01:21:10 But most of them don't. Most of them just care about staying in position and keeping their their, you know, their job or moving up. I have three. I have three little Jewish boys. I'm married to a Jewish woman. So when I heard that, I looked at I look and she's a CrossFitter and she CrossFits. And when I heard that, I looked it up and I think she may have owned a gym with Travis Mayer. Did you know that? No, I had no idea. She loves working out. Yeah. She loves working out. She works out all the time.
Starting point is 01:21:46 What I heard is that – I don't remember if it was the Rothschilds or of these tests started one of the fires in california that's what i had heard and she meant and she mentioned that and that got taken as an anti-semitic that got spun as an energy weapon that's what they're calling it direct energy weapons or whatever that's what they say they have in the sky and so i guess she insinuated that i didn't but i but she didn't say shooting lasers from the eyes of a jew she did not say what the left was reporting at least i couldn't find it she blamed that on like the wildfires that happened she said that those lasers caused the wildfires and it got spun into laser jews being responsible for the yeah wildfires with lasers coming out of their eyes. Yes. It sucks. It's like, leave her alone. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:22:26 Marjorie's not anti-Semitic. I mean, she's not. My attorney's friends with her. I'm just saying we have mutual friends. And your attorney's a Jew? My attorney's a Jew, yes. John Gross. He's a good attorney.
Starting point is 01:22:36 And he's a good one. Yeah, all the attorneys are. I bet you Kanye's is. I bet you every... Hey, I had a guy here who did four... I had a guy on the show four year he did four years in rikers island for a murder he didn't commit uh the rapper hocus he's like yeah my lawyer got me off i go jew he goes yep i said of course of course of course um listen i just want to say this you know the anti-semitism is real in the world. And, you know, I think maybe, you know, a lot of racisms are blown over.
Starting point is 01:23:07 But like these people like Kanye and stuff, I love those guys. I want to support them. But them saying like Hitler is good. It's just it's such a weird time. It sucks that they have to be that far extreme because I want to support Kanye. I do support Kanye. I like Kanye still. But like, I don't know if he's just doing that to be edgy or what. It just, you know, kind of sucks at this this whole. And then now he's anti-semitic and he's probably not i don't think kanye is anti-semitic i've also heard him say he's jewish i also heard i also heard hitler's jewish i don't think kanye is anti-semitic so it's just weird we just live in this weird timeline now just everything's an ism everybody's a victim and and uh that's the problem with societies we have a
Starting point is 01:23:42 participation trophy society where everybody's a victim. When you kind of crashed Tim Pool and Charlie Kirk's interview. Yeah, they knew I was going to do that. Oh, they did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They knew I was going to run on stage. And they were okay with that? Oh, yeah, they didn't care.
Starting point is 01:23:59 They could care less. Because I was like, I'm friends with Tim. So, you know, Tim, I was like, yeah, Tim was going to do it. And then they told him at the last minute, Alex is going to run on stage. And we knew it was going to I'm friends with Tim. So, you know, Tim, I was like, yeah, Tim was going to do it. And then they, you know, they told him at the last minute, Alex is going to run on stage. And we knew it was going to be like a minute deal. It was just a, you know, it was just a stupid bit. But that's the problem is then I do that bit because that's a work,
Starting point is 01:24:14 as we call it in professional wrestling. Now they think everything I do is a work. So it's like, you know, this is the thing. That's the Andy Coffin with Primetime 99, Alex. Everything I do when you see these politicians stuff is real, but it's like people are like, is this he really are these protesters it's just funny i just think it's funny now i've created this whole narrative it's like you don't know what is real you don't know what is fake even though it's basically all real except for you know this
Starting point is 01:24:35 gimmick and see the mic didn't turn on i was gonna grab that mic and talk about how i want to sniff charlie kirk and all this stuff so yes and then the then the one security guard the woman security guard that was so mad they they freaking took her uh they made her go home after this the girl that rips off my mask she was like it was so worth it though all my friends love the video she sent it to everybody see this girl she rips off my mask it's like a scooby-doo episode exactly right it's exactly right it's a scooby-doo episode exactly right it's exactly right it's just a scooby-doo freaking episode having fun um uh i sold i sold a motorcycle at my house you know about a year and a half ago and a guy came over to my house and he said we were he tried to lower lower the price that he
Starting point is 01:25:19 said he was going to pay for it and he's some kid from you know los angeles and he's probably like 24 how much more like 500 bucks because sometimes that happens i get there and kid from you know los angeles and he's probably like 24 how much more like 500 bucks because sometimes that happens i get there and then they you know yeah i've sold cars they always you know i'll pay the price and oh there's a scratch right there 500 off for some small thing so he's like hey i um i'm gonna give you whatever less and i'm like no i really don't want to take it he goes i'm not trying to jew you he said that to you right there i hope you didn't sell him the thing did you you didn't sell it of course i did my fan i'm armenian of course i did and so what you sold him for that price
Starting point is 01:25:52 i don't remember i don't remember that i don't remember that but i was tripping on like i'd never heard anything like that and i i'd never heard somebody say that i bet you he didn't even think of it as offensive not yeah exactly i don't but i don't think that guy's racist he's just i think most people in la are just douchebags i mean they're like less evolved they're like pollywogs and i'm a frog yeah he probably is a little less involved but you know now everybody's so sensitive you really can't use that term you know that that term used to be really popular 10 years ago. Come on, Sean. The first time I heard it was in high school, and I didn't even know what it meant.
Starting point is 01:26:28 It's actually high school, dude. In high school, God, they used to use that all the time, but I haven't, and now people don't use it anymore. Well, yeah. That's why it sticks out. That's what I'm saying. So people don't use it. That's why it sticks out. But I remember a time when everybody used to use that. I was like, oh, come on, dude. You know what I mean? Give me a deal. You don't use Jude.
Starting point is 01:26:43 You don't use Jude. You don't use call stuff gay or someone a fag anymore like well see i still sometimes call stuff gay i don't really like the f word but i still sometimes call stuff gay because i think i support the gay community i don't ever want to you know really come across as homophobic if you're an adult i don't care if you're gay i don't really like the sexual indoctrination of children at all i think it's very weird lips of tiktok some of these teachers that are homosexual putting their pride flags i don't know why we're putting sexuality in the school room at all like you can be a gay teacher but we don't need to celebrate you being gay it's cool you're gay just do it outside of school i put the flag on your garage door so your buddies can come over and pound your hole not at my school yeah yeah i mean that's the thing in these like
Starting point is 01:27:21 elementary schools they're putting like the trans flag and they're putting the rainbow flag their argument is that the only difference between a gay person and a straight person is who they I mean, that's the thing in these elementary schools. They're putting the trans flag and they're putting the rainbow flag. Their argument is that the only difference between a gay person and a straight person is who they have sex with. That's the only difference, according to them, is who they have sex with. So why are we glamorizing people's sexual choices in schools? You don't understand, Alex. You don't understand that flag means acceptance. Intolerance.
Starting point is 01:27:41 Intolerance. Yeah. You don't understand. And I actually do want to help because i there's a uh orlando you know there's kids that i believe you know they're born gay at a very young age you can tell they are gay and i'm not saying that you shouldn't help that kid or try to you know if you but it's just a very weird world we shouldn't be talking about anything with sex like maybe being nicer to the kid that you think is gay but don't put up a rainbow flag to make them yeah don't make this life hard i'm just saying there's
Starting point is 01:28:06 better ways to make marginalized students have a better learning experience than just putting up a stupid flag and then causing a bunch of drama i couldn't agree more i my my one uh the elementary school by my house soon as they put the gay flag up i was like there's no fucking way my kids are going there there's no fucking way that flag i grew up in the bay area we all know what that flag means that flag denotes what kind of genitalia you want to rub your face on i get it that's that's totally cool with that but not at the elementary school for bars it's literally yeah for bars yes for bars so you know that you're at a gay bar and now you're putting them in classrooms like i mean oh my gosh what is this what is what's it
Starting point is 01:28:46 oh wait what is what what's a geoist what someone said someone's what's this uh uh why don't i know geos that guy writes me some very thoughtful dms this guy very thoughtful i know i get a lot of thoughtful DMs, and I just pause my mind. I don't know, single tax movement? I don't know. I don't know what the hell it is. Oh, yeah, I forgot. I remember that game, too, Smear the Queer.
Starting point is 01:29:17 Oh, shit. I used to play that all the time. Wow. I never even thought of what that meant. I never even thought of what that meant. Oh, I knew that. But now you can say queer. There was a time not that long ago queer was a negative term for homosexuality.
Starting point is 01:29:30 But now queer. Because I have a shirt that I bought at Target. This is queer. That's all it says. So if Target sells that, then it's good. Then it's socially acceptable. I know I've had you on a long time. I want to show this video
Starting point is 01:29:45 oh damn it there's so many things i want to ask you about this covid this covid mask thing you put on your face on the airplane can you pull that clip up it says covid protection on planes did you actually wear that fucking thing on the whole entire i mean on the plane yeah no you're right but see that's the other thing it's funny you say that i didn't fly i didn't this is crazy well i did that on a bunch of flights there's some with me on in the in the flight with it on it's ridiculous but um yeah so there you go so and i'm wearing that weird hat doesn't even make sense but um i've done that bit so much you know i've flown so much since then but this is what i want to say with that is that dude for two years so on i didn't fly i flew one time to new york and the whole time i kept my mask on my chin and had to eat everybody's looking at me
Starting point is 01:30:33 and a couple times you know basically i didn't have the mask you know i'd like do all this like mental gymnastics to think that i'm not you know following the mask mandate by like trying to pull it down and basically you know just be um civilly disobedient and it made the flight terrible. But now looking back, I should have just been going on those flights and wearing like the 10 masks like that and making fun of it the whole time. Uh, that would have been better. That would have been more popular than just me being like trying to fight it by letting them win. And I didn't travel. Now I travel literally every weekend. So I guess I'm making up for that last time, but traveling is my favorite thing to do. I just can't believe for literally two years, I didn't go on any trips.
Starting point is 01:31:06 It blows my mind. So, so you kind of have the same thing that I do. Whenever, whenever you look back and your criticism of yourself is that you did, I should have leaned into it. Like someone flipped me off and instead of flipping them off back, I should have leaned into it. I love you. I, I owe you a hamburger.
Starting point is 01:31:22 Like, like, you know what I mean? Like my mom hates me too. Like, you know what I mean like my mom hates me too like you know what I mean it's like it's always the way to go right just lean into it just if someone wants to butt fuck you just grab your ankles and just no no it's a fun that's the other thing is like when people make fun of me on the internet
Starting point is 01:31:37 I'm my own worst enemy I'm my biggest critic so these guys can't critique me worse than I can critique myself so that's what I just try to remember I was like you know maybe they are right even though 99% of just try to remember. I was like, you know, maybe they are right. Even though 99% of the time they're wrong. I'm just saying, you know, it's like, it's like they can't make fun of me worse than I make fun of myself. So we shouldn't, don't be, when somebody makes fun of you, lean into it.
Starting point is 01:31:54 I don't punch myself for making fun of me. So I shouldn't punch somebody else. So you should have put on six masks. And as a comedian, you're like, fuck, missed opportunity. I didn't lean into that one. I didn't lean into that. I should have been doing that two years earlier and i'm doing after the fact when they lifted the mask mandate to be funny but i should have been trolling that and living my life and doing stuff creating content now that i'm doing so because that's
Starting point is 01:32:14 why i blew up in the past year you know it's like going out and doing stuff that's a content people love this someone people love your content you know they watch your podcast but you if you want to blow up you need to go out and do stuff oh dude i knew you're okay we've already talked about this and we have a couple of things i'm just saying your instagram dude if you did some man on the street type stuff or whatever dude you would blow up yeah it's so funny you know just one day one like once like once every two weeks or something dude if you go out there for an hour you'll probably get enough for a bunch of videos i'm just saying like you know i don't know what but man on the street or something creative people like to just see they like to get off their
Starting point is 01:32:47 couch and see you because they're a fan of you it's like when you see me and my dad you're like oh this is the you know something i don't normally see it's the reality show we want to see more of the reality show we see this episode we want to see a little different episode of the savannah reality show oh it's co-signed on everything i just said so happy you said that yeah two people have recently told me like hey your podcasts are fucking amazing but you can't get people because they don't want to commit to 90 minutes you need to make some shit outside that's viral yeah like fitness type stuff it doesn't even have to be super viral dude it doesn't even have to be super viral just like you working out you showing what you eat people like that and that's short that's quick i should
Starting point is 01:33:22 talk to strangers i'm great at talking you're so good you should talk to strangers and i'm just saying short fitness type stuff too dude people love that people share that people that are fat watching people that are skinny because they want to get into fitness i'm just saying fitness stuff that's that you should also lean into that too because i think that's a me as a person that digests a lot of the internet i just think that's a that's something that people seek out right we're talking about how people don't look up and stuff that is one thing because somebody's fat they kind of want to learn information so if you have that information out there people if you build it they will come god i love getting advice from you what if i did
Starting point is 01:33:56 that thing that that one guy does where i if i popped the bottle cap off and then i licked the bottle have you seen this guy and he goes and then he have you seen that guy i've seen where they chug it but i don't know why is he on instagram or something i mean he's on instagram and i mean i probably know the guy you're talking about but i just i don't know his name i've seen somebody where they spin that's a new thing because i don't drink where they spin the bottle and they can make it like swirl down yeah the tornado all these devices i just saw now they have like it's actually a mini shotgun you put a can of beer in. You saw that, Matt? Or you can like shoot it into your mouth.
Starting point is 01:34:26 It's like a shotgun. It's an actual shotgun beer. That's a Justin Nunley's thing too. Oh. Where he had that like – it's also like a – there's another one where he has a super soaker. That was one of his – Yes, you can hook it to a champagne. There's all these gimmicks and all this stuff.
Starting point is 01:34:39 We had those at my wedding. Innovation with drinking. Yeah, it's like actual squirt gun. And once you hook the bottle up too it's got some distance too well dude you can film content in your home i'm just saying you doing those burpees or whatever just anything i think you do show you you know you do show your content like that but just like i'm not consistent yeah i'm not talking to the people you work out with or whatever like you said just short conversations only because people can people are not gonna be
Starting point is 01:35:04 able to watch a whole two-hour podcast they just can't and that's not saying you shouldn't do it there are people that are gonna watch your whole thing i'm just saying the stuff that gets a lot of clicks or hits it gets shared it's like that joe rogan we share that four minute thing of hotels we don't show the we don't necessarily share the whole podcast so that or really what you should be doing if you really want to cheap if you don't want to go out on the street you need to start making clips of your podcast are you doing that regularly i know it's hard but that's what you need to be doing you need to pay somebody on fiverr or something i know you know pay someone there and there's a thing called fiverr where you can get like an editor in like bangladesh
Starting point is 01:35:37 or something and they're super cheap i'm saying for some of the stuff you need it's fiverr.com i'm saying some of the stuff if it's just like pulling a clip, like, you know, that that's, they, they can do that pretty cheap, like 25 bucks. Do you want to stop working in the, in the cobalt coal mine? How about making me some video? Exactly right. There's like in Bangladesh or in Ethiopia. I mean, there's, there's obviously editors and Americans have two on there, but like
Starting point is 01:35:58 the ones you can get super cheap that will be able to clip your show and give you a couple of clips a week. It'd be like 20 bucks. It'd be worth, that's a minimum you should be doing. You should be doing probably like two clips or three clips a week. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to do some,
Starting point is 01:36:10 I have some, I have some ideas for man on the street stuff. Yeah. And it's hard. Man on the street is hard, but dude, really? I'm made for it.
Starting point is 01:36:17 I'm made for it. It's old now. No one's fucks with me now anymore. I'm made for it now. He's still good. Yeah. You would be good. You would be good.
Starting point is 01:36:24 Yeah. And also you like, you seem like non-threatening. You seem nice guy. You look well put together. You're not some freak. Some people think I look homeless. Some people think I look homeless. He has been handed a five every now and then. There is that theme, a threat of me looking like a homeless man.
Starting point is 01:36:41 We got to lean into it. Maybe when you got there, maybe have a decent pair of tennis shoes on or something when you're trying to choose at all yeah maybe that's why because i don't usually wear shoes maybe that's why is that for the grounding is that for the grounding is that why i just i just in college i did it before it was cool yeah i've been barefoot for he's been barefoot oh what about this last fitness thing and i want to start doing this i do think it probably has benefit what do you think about like the the penis sunning and the butthole sunning and all that? Or is that all stupid bull crap?
Starting point is 01:37:09 I think that's more refining. I think that that comes after like 12,000 burpees. And then the liver king, yeah, that's what you see. He's on all that sauce. He had to admit that he's on all the sauce. He was like suntan your butthole. I'm like this because I'm not on any steroids because I suntan my balls.
Starting point is 01:37:29 Have you met him? No, but I would like to meet him. I mean, I'm happy he finally came out. I mean, he had to get caught, but I'm happy he finally admitted that. And if he was just on TRT, that's not a big deal. Nobody cares about that. But I think he was,
Starting point is 01:37:40 wasn't he on a bunch more cycles, obviously? He was on a lot of stuff. I wouldn't worry about butthole sunning i think getting sun every day is important i think walking every day see that's why i think we had to get so i think vitamin d is why the death rate was so bad i think sunlight is mandatory i mean you have to get sunlight at some point in the day there's just something about it that recharges us like a you know tesla or whatever uh you know whatever solar power we kind of run on solar power is what i'm trying to compare us to my last question for you
Starting point is 01:38:10 do you get reported a lot your instagram account and youtube yeah i used to actually the aoc thing somehow they did it where they would get uh they got posts taken down and i won a couple appeals that were just i guess they would just go and mass report every single picture because it'd be like a picture of me and my dad got taken down it's like this is as this is like sexual graphic nudity only because it got so many reports it's not even there's nothing sexual graphic in it so yes dude i get i get hit with that i get hit with the spam like that the thing is i'm surprised nobody here is on the chat a lot of times there's these trolls that follow everywhere i go and then they get bots and they'll bot the chat with like the n-word or with like you know just you know porn type stuff so yeah dude i do
Starting point is 01:38:45 face a it's like this like i said earlier the bigger you get the more bullcrap you have to deal with but the bigger possibility that any content i see has a more has a bigger chance of going viral because it's going to be seen by somebody right so that because now enough big accounts follow me that if one of them sees it one of them retweets it now my content can be seen everywhere so it's just this double-edged sword where or i don't know if it's doubled as short i guess it's just this um catch 22 it's like oh i'm super popular but the more popular the more people are reporting myself more people trying to take me out you know my shit's getting reported like a fucking motherfucker because you have a big instagram it's because you have a big social media that's why they're trying to
Starting point is 01:39:20 i lost an account already i lost my one i lost my big account big account yep it's been instagram took it from me what what have you contacted anybody at instagram have you tried to do anything multiple times just through the standard means just through just through requesting it back on the computer you're one you're verified account yeah from what for what honestly i have no idea i have no idea maybe one day it was gone one day it was gone i mean i posted a lot of stuff about the vaccine dude a lot but one day it was gone wow you ought to try to find somebody you ought to look and see if there's an attorney because it'd be worth it for you because that blue check mark's worth 10 000 bucks i'm saying you know i
Starting point is 01:40:02 mean i don't know if it's worth that much but i would it's affecting the podcast a little bit right because now when i reach out to people i'm just another account exactly it hurts you a lot yes it does because that's a because that blue check mark and the lot of followers dude i would i would still try to fire i mean it may be a futile fight but i would look into because people do get their accounts back from there and they're in california i don't know why don't you just go to their offices you got to look up where they're located that's our first video savon on the street at meta getting his account back okay that would be a viral video that would be a viral video you go
Starting point is 01:40:38 and it's in san francisco or where is i don't even know where it is they probably have an office near you no it's like 17 miles from me it's their main headquarters is just right up over the hill yeah dude you dress really nice and be like hey yes dust it out in a suit and you need to say look this is killing my business you're killing me what did i do how can i fix this da da da da and dude you go with matt you just get a little don't bring a whole camera crew just get a little iphone footage inside the lobby you don't don't make them feel uncomfortable but dude savon trying to get his instagram back if it's that close you have no excuse this is what they say because there's people that got their
Starting point is 01:41:18 twitter account back that they were heinous they just go in there and i think all those there's a lobby there's somewhere you can walk into and you tell them the situation and i do believe they'll say they'll send some rep or something they'll give you somebody to talk to from what i hear at twitter they do that i'd imagine they would do that in meta they'd be like why is this person here if you just go there and don't they have crazy security there because i've been inside of there before inside the high they have crazy security crazy of course and you'd want to talk to the security say hey listen i'm just trying to go to the help desk or you know wherever is i you know i have a question about my account uh i'd like to talk i mean you're a you're a user i think that that there's
Starting point is 01:41:52 guests there's way people go that have meetings on the campus whatever they call it like there there is like a central location you can go to and you say hey look i need help with this and i'm sure they will point you in the right direction all right yeah alex one quick question what what uh app are you spending most of your time on? Twitter or Instagram now? Where's most of your attention go? Dude, I am full blown on Twitter and it's terrible. Okay.
Starting point is 01:42:12 Yeah. It's a war. I mean, I love Twitter, but it's also a hate Twitter because it's just very addictive. And I'm also addicted to Instagram as well. I don't ever look at Facebook. I spend zero minutes a day on facebook but i spend way too much time on instagram and twitter but but the reason why twitter is better is because you can get like new information instagram is kind of just the same oh just
Starting point is 01:42:32 catching up with my friends and stuff you can find new stuff i do discover stuff but i think it's easier to discover viral content on twitter more than instagram yeah cool wow did you know yep yeah he just mentioned it so much that i was like i think maybe we're focusing our wrong our clips and shit when we get that that we'll turn and we do your clips need to be on twitter yes you need to be on twitter you need to be on twitter twitter we live stream on twitter and we and we tripled our audience there from two to six people yeah that's good but you got to get clips you got to do short clips you got to do short clips and this is the thing is dude you got to go some man you gotta just yeah the man on the street would kill i think you're right i think that that would get a bunch
Starting point is 01:43:09 of clips sorry i'm not trying to yell but just go to meta just you even if it's a total failure even if you get a total failure it's like man goes to meta to get his account back i think that could be a national story wow it's the universe because you're not just because just even though you're whatever you know you have maybe some vac stuff, but I just think the media might cover you because you're not some alt-right guy. You seem like a normal dad trying to get his account back. And that's how we position it. You're taken away from the family. That's your means.
Starting point is 01:43:36 My next documentary, getting Insta back. The thing is, yeah, the thing is that I didn't even care, which is kind of weird. You're over it. Well, no, it's because I had been shadow banned for two years so like it didn't matter like it was only for like meeting people like you that was the sole purpose of my instagram account yeah is is yeah as a connection to talk to yeah yeah that's important though but that was important how you can still be fine without it but that's a good thing to have it's not over it's not over till the fat lady sings go to meta even if you don't get your account back just get some clips of you talking to him say can i want to talk to somebody it dude people will love that so long this this is inside your
Starting point is 01:44:15 this is inside your blimp yeah so that so that that is going to be you'll see you got to kind of back up it's not so so it's a blimp and then that is going to be like big tv monitors behind me and it's going to look like we're floating through downtown dallas wow podcast yeah so that's just like the rendition obviously there's more it's a little curved but that's just kind of like the basic of it's going to have like more like aviation type stuff but that's like the basic mock-up of we have a live video audience there no but i can the blaze we do that for a stew show so sometimes some special shows yeah i will have an audience in but most of the time no maybe i'm thinking like todd brainstorming like monthly or something doing a live studio i mean
Starting point is 01:44:54 it doesn't really help the show that much so too because you don't really show the live studio on it it does give a little energy though because i've done it too so that's fun but you don't necessarily even see the live audience uh that much so i don't know i'm gonna i i'm the show's very experimental and fluid at the beginning and just see what kind of works like like everybody i mean i'm just what's the launch day the wall scene what sticks hopefully the first week of february so hopefully they broke ground they've already started building the set it just takes a little while to build that and then they got to do all the you know it started the branding and the prime time with
Starting point is 01:45:29 alex steinstein but it's just like uh hopefully they're gonna do a big bigger media launch how close is that to your house how far is the drive from that your house to that studio it's great it's like less than 20 minutes like 15 minutes that's nice it's in las calinas it's old paramount studios that you know it's where adamler values, JFK, every episode of Barney. It was a huge studios in Texas. Dallas, especially, was supposed to be. They wanted Dallas to be like a third coast because it's so easy to fly to. But instead, Dallas didn't give them good tax rates.
Starting point is 01:45:57 They all went to New Orleans and Atlanta. So it's just kind of funny how back in the 80s, they wanted Dallas to be a television and film hub because we have a group called the Richards Group or this company. And now they're not the biggest because the guy was caught in a group saying that their commercials don't appeal to black people about a Motel 6 commercial. But there's this group called the Richards Group, and they created the iconic Corona commercial where two, they're on the beach and the two people hit the glass. You know that where they're sitting and they like they created all these iconic. We'll leave the lad on for you.
Starting point is 01:46:25 This guy's the biggest marketing agency in the Southwest. And so Dallas films, a ton of commercials. We have Sony's for Chili's for every restaurant, every freaking, all because they use a research group. So there's those, you know, that, that films here. If you're a commercial actor, you can, you know, work a side job and probably get enough gigs, you know, doing, you know, little Caesars commercials here in texas hey when you went on to tim tim pool studio is it he described it as like 50 or 100
Starting point is 01:46:51 acres is that well i don't know if his new one and no i mean well i'm sure he has acres acres behind it i mean he has a he has a bunch of land i mean you go up a long driveway i don't know if he has 100 acres where is it is it Is it West Virginia? Where is it? Is it in the sticks? He wanted it to be West Virginia, but it's in Maryland. And it's out in the sticks. Yeah, it's like an hour outside of D.C.
Starting point is 01:47:15 And so, yeah, it is definitely in the sticks. And that's where he lives, too? He lives there at the compound? Well, I think he used to live there for a little bit. Now he lives off-site, but close to the compound. But I think he lived there when he first moved there but now just so many people were there and working so he had to get another second house holy shit life is good good on him life is good for tim yes life is good for tim pool all right but i you know i say that and tim's a friend of mine tim will tell you though the fame is hard for him too he can't go to a
Starting point is 01:47:42 restaurant people put stuff in his food you know he. He says he's had people go reach out to his family members, attack his family members that have nothing to do with him. That causes problems within his family. There is a problem. He's got a lot of money. He's a very successful YouTuber and stuff, but no money, more problems. Just someone put a handful of pubes in his mashed potatoes. I don't know about that.
Starting point is 01:48:03 I mean, maybe, but that's what he worries about that's why he says it is it's hard for him to go out and do a lot of stuff because he's a target for stuff like that damn that's not fun i would be i and you know what if you guys put pubes on mashed potatoes i'm gonna eat them anyway and i'm not even gonna think about it because i don't have a choice you know i'm just gonna savage i don't want to live in fear of not being able to go to chili's i gotta get my freaking uh dip trio with a queso and a guac. Your rap video is amazing, by the way, with Bryson. Bryson Gray.
Starting point is 01:48:32 Oh, dude. And so this is the last thing we'll talk about. The freaking Bryson Gray thing. So I went and I had an event with Bryson Gray where we rapped that song and I was hosting the event. And, you know, I had a bunch of heat with his vice journalist at CPAC where I made fun of her for wearing a mask and like you know being super vaccinated and so I have like heat with vice it got like all these hits it's like you type in like Alex Stein at Tesso and it was kind of a big thing and then um and then we we I hosted
Starting point is 01:48:59 the event it was it was Bryson Gray, Forgey Otto Blow and another guy named Tyson James they're what are considered like MAGA rappers, right-wing rappers. And Vice is doing it. They came and they filmed the event. They did a documentary. They're interviewing me, interviewing them. And that's about to come out at the beginning of January. So I'm just nervous.
Starting point is 01:49:14 What was it like working with them? I'm excited to see. There's shipbirds over there at Vice. They are pure fucking. Oh, they hate us. They're going to kill me. That's what I'm saying. I'm a little nervous.
Starting point is 01:49:23 I don't know what they're going to say. I mean, the Blaze is probably not going like they're gonna call me all nazi and all this stuff so i mean i'm just kind of nervous to see how they paint me uh it's not gonna be in a pretty light i know that so i mean what happened to them they used to be so like it's it's like rage again it's like rage against the machine is pro vaccine what happened to all these people how did is this what happened in world war ii like is this people always say how did they kill all those jews why didn't anyone stand up is that what we're going through like how what happened to vice what happened to rage against the machine what happened to all these people who are for free and what happened to neil young they all
Starting point is 01:49:56 turned into fucking i hate to say it nazis yeah npcs non-playable characters what did you call them npcs like non-play they just whatever the standard you know they just repeat whatever the talking points are you know safe and effective even though almonds and peanuts and shellfish and lobster is not safe and effective for eight billion people luckily this vaccine generated in like two hours on a computer in you know shangdong china is safe and effective for eight billion people racist shangdong shangdong shangdong china is safe and effective for a billion people racist i don't know i think that's how you pronounce it i don't know it's hard to say chinese cities what do you say uh um i don't know i was just i wasn't trying to be racist but okay so on this
Starting point is 01:50:40 show i think that's i think that's how you pronounce it or i can say shangdong no one should be offended by that it's a we speak english and we can't fucking wrap our head around chinese that's what i'm trying to say yeah i'm not trying to make fun of shangdong shangdong longzing zuzu i was my uh one of my top favorite scientists involved in that alex nine thank you brother for coming on you guys do it again soon yeah definitely happy on my show for february you know we have a guest budget we'll be able to fly people in but we'll also be able to do zoom stuff and my hope is for my interviews like i want to get politicians on and ask them about like crazy stuff like the moon landing and like the shape of the earth or
Starting point is 01:51:18 whatever kind of you know like kind of blow them away and do kind of short quick type interviews almost like borat style so like you know i want people like you to come on my show and maybe debate somebody that is like pro vax or something you know but it's amazing you know what i mean just stuff like that you know honor honor i'd be honored yeah oh here it is it's either ching chong or zing zong oh thank you clock cutter yes it's either ching chong or zing zong okay i love i love the people of china they're they're they're making america so much stronger i love my iphone i love my iphone i love my iphone thank you guys thank you guys for all the children that helped build this thank you guys i use everyone hold their yeah when i lose this phone i get anxiety so for the 12 year olds that built this phone for
Starting point is 01:52:04 me thank you guys you guys did a heck of a job it works like a charm i can scroll it's great you guys are doing a great job keep it up kids everything from porn to the cure for the common cold in one in one thing one this black mirror and this is why it's evil like this is what people don't realize there's that show black mirror this is a black mirror and like looking into our soul like when we look into this you know this is like breaks the fourth wall this is, this is a black mirror and like looking into our soul. Like when we look into this, you know, this is like breaks the fourth wall. This is why this is the,
Starting point is 01:52:28 it sounds crazy, but it's the, it's the, um, you know, the cyber kinetic connection. Like all of a sudden, this is what Elon Musk wants to do is he wants to put a chip in your brain so
Starting point is 01:52:37 you can park your Tesla. Have you, have you seen that? Have you seen that? Where is the neural link? Because, because already we're a cyborg, but the time that it takes us to
Starting point is 01:52:45 program or use our phone there's like uh you know a few seconds where it takes us to google something he wants to make it so you can have a chip in your brain and that time you know it's the blend of man and machine and that's like what we've become we're basically addicted to this that black mirror is moment of singularity yeah i'm saying this is where we live now In this black mirror it's weird I'm so glad I still use a computer I'm so old school Alright thank you I'm excited for you congratulations on the February show
Starting point is 01:53:14 And I'll be bugging you soon I'll talk to you next month alright see ya Alright brother thank you Later Alex I feel like It's just like this blender. Like he comes through and everything's like, I love him.
Starting point is 01:53:30 He's awesome. I get why some people get overwhelmed by that, by that force of nature. But you know, you have to have a talk with yourself on a windy day to be like, hey, it's just wind. Chill out. Just enjoy it. Or a rainy day.
Starting point is 01:53:51 Yeah, he's definitely a force of nature. His energy is contagious. Tomorrow, we could be having on, it's yet to be seen, the greatest quarterback who's ever been born, ever graced the planet. And the true test is the fact that he's the greatest. He's thrown more touchdown passes than any NCAA quarterback in the history of college football, but he's a Division II player. but he's a division two player. Every single NFL team, every single NFL team came out to visit him and watch him play in his,
Starting point is 01:54:32 at his small college. It's going to be, it's going to be really crazy to, to watch this. It is going to be something is going to be something else to watch what happens to this kid. So he just had his last game. He just threw his 158th touchdown pass as a Division II college quarterback. And I think there's something called the –
Starting point is 01:54:53 I think there's three college, like, Pro Bowls. We'll ask him tomorrow. Ah, shut it, Mason. I ain't pumping nothing. You got Jim Plunkett? Yeah. Sean's old as dirt. They had three Heismans in the backfield they got jim plunkett marcus allen and bo jackson i think those were the good old days uh pump the
Starting point is 01:55:14 brakes you shut it hey dan you know what's crazy is dan marino came to tyson's house to talk to him recently. That's insane. Yeah. This kid is something else. There's no... He's so humble. I swear to God, he reminds me of a young Rich Froning. It is so crazy talking to him. He's fun. He's polite.
Starting point is 01:55:38 He's easygoing. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to have him on tomorrow. It's going to be a trip um i was looking up the matt and i i think matt and i were talking about this earlier today and i'll talk about it tomorrow but it's like a pro football player hasn't been drafted out of his college since 1960 and the last time a division two uh quarterback went to the NFL was like 1996. But this, yeah, younger brother, yeah, crazy, I know, right?
Starting point is 01:56:11 And his brother is nuts. I don't know if I know talent, but I know his dad has told me since they were little kids. I mean, it's this straight fucking Venus and Serena story. venus and serena story i mean he told me um he he told me uh that these kids were destined for greatness and so uh unfolding before our eyes yeah i mean it's gonna be cool having him on tomorrow it's the second time we've had him on um and uh his his basically his college football career is over uh he there's i guess there's three as. I guess there's three, as I was saying, there's three, I guess, Hall of Fame college games. They have like three Pro Bowls. And I guess he was invited to all three of them. And I guess the best one is the Senior Bowl.
Starting point is 01:56:53 And he was invited to that. And so I'm not sure when that is. We'll talk to him about that. And then basically, it's just, I think, from here until the draft, which is, I think, in March or April, probably one of you guys know. It's basically just showcasing his skills and training and getting ready so a team can pick him. And it's going to be something else. Why didn't one of the 130 D1 teams want him?
Starting point is 01:57:16 Well, we can ask him that tomorrow. But he went to the college right down the street from his house. So I suspect there was a lot of d1 teams that wanted him check out his high school career check out his brother's high school career his brother will fall in the exact same uh footsteps i believe and still and also go to shepherdstown uh any video coming out from that boys academy you know i should find out about that i should find out about i don't think it was it was it a deal for content i thought it was just necessarily like you were coming in as a guest speaker for the class i i did but they film it and they put it somewhere they post they do okay i'm sorry i didn't know that i just thought it was just kind of a one-time deal um um um
Starting point is 01:58:01 i think i think it's called shepherdstown shepherd shepherdstown hunter and alex should get a podcast together hey listen man on a windy day i can still fly a kite don't don't get don't get fucking crazy you don't know you don't. You could definitely control them, but that would be an interesting clash of personalities. I still think Jorge Ventura and Alex on a call in one time together would be cool on the show with you. I would just for personal reasons, I'd like to see Gary and Alex on the same show
Starting point is 01:58:42 just to kind of see, uh, what would, uh, happen. And, and Danny Spiegel. Oh,
Starting point is 01:58:51 somebody made a funny ass comment about me and Danny Spiegel. I don't know if all the time, Jessica will find it. I, that may have been 1996 clock cutter. That may have been this boy's big too. I think, I think Tyson might be like six,
Starting point is 01:59:03 three. Uh, no, uh, been this boy's big too i think i think tyson might be like six three uh no uh i think suza's going out there and then we're kind of just you know like we always do wing it we have some ideas 1983 we have some pretty crazy ideas for in the works for some crazy instagram stuff that It's like, if you want to short, but Susan, I saw that come up, pop up and I was cracking up. No,
Starting point is 01:59:33 I didn't delete it. Is it gone? Shut the fuck up. Come on, man. Are you bringing it up? Or I don't know which, uh,
Starting point is 01:59:42 whose thing was it on Danny's? I don't know if I, uh, no, it was on Ty's i don't know if i uh no it was on tia's account why would someone delete that it wasn't like well there's only one person that could delete that his handler tia's handler correct um it was on the pregnant one or which do you remember which post i think it was uh we could do it real time here. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see. Okay. Uh, Bruce, I've met, uh, no, no, it's fine. Alex and Charlie Kirk need to contact California hormones before they blow up anymore. Hey, um, I, I it's, it's gotta be still,
Starting point is 02:00:22 it's the one in the upper left, but it's got to still be there. It's got to still be there. It's still there. Thank you, Bruce. I would hate it if we scrolled through and. Oh, it is still there. OK. And it was still there.
Starting point is 02:00:38 Well, we put that one to rest, didn't we? Yeah. It's weird when our worlds collide. Like we had guy um the other day who had james townsend in his instagram she has better abs in her back than i do uh in my abs me too yeah you and everybody else sean you and everybody else how crazy was it about the him making that suggestion about doing the man on the street Yeah, you and everybody else, Sean. You and everybody else. How crazy was it about him making that suggestion about doing the man on the street stuff and almost verbatim was saying what we had chatted about earlier? I mean, it's just what Hiller was lecturing me on a couple days ago.
Starting point is 02:01:17 It's like, dude. Yeah. Make some short shit and get some people to come over to your account. I'm telling you, people don't want to commit 90 minutes, if they see eight minutes they're going to start committing 90 hey you you would you be into doing that to go into meta but actually try i do but i don't think that's going to play out well i think we're going to get i've been over there with security clearance we're going to get stopped like like fucking at the parking lot that's fucking 200 yards from the building you know what i mean we're not even going to be like i guess we could try to walk in i mean it's a fortress over there seven do today's dot com wad i can't do shit because of this fucking thing i've told andrew
Starting point is 02:01:56 hiller 500 times it's in here and he keeps saying it's my fucking elbow you fucking ding dong someone tell Andrew everyone DM Andrew it's not his fucking elbow it's in here it's this whatever this is it's that it's that thing that wire in there keeps giving like exercises for my elbow I'm like
Starting point is 02:02:20 motherfucker it's not my elbow this is the elbow right this isn't the elbow this is the bicep right that'd be the bicep yeah might be your biceps tenet no it's not tennis elbow tennis elbow is this thing went in here from doing pegboard and shit it's not tennis elbow it might be your biceps tenet like your biceps long head i was lowering a 70 pound dumbbell slow 30 times and like a jackass trying to get to thinking that the negative would make me strong and something
Starting point is 02:02:48 happened in there and i woke up in the morning and i was like holy fuck that sore it's probably the bicep short head tendon and i keep injuring it by like doing other st- elbow pit thank you fucking a i hate being misunderstood dear sporty beth how do got it. I think you misunderstood me. Yeah. My forearms are jacked. I have gripper. I used to be a gripper guy. I had tennis elbow.
Starting point is 02:03:22 I had tennis elbow once, but it ended up being the top of my deltoid. Acupuncture with E-stem worked for me. I just need to stop screwing around. No, no, no. I did 50s for like two weeks, then I did 60s for two weeks, and then I went to 70s. Mason looks jacked. Yeah, Mason's jacked.
Starting point is 02:03:42 He's young. He's fucking 16. No, he is. And, Mason's jacked. He's young. He's fucking 16. No, he is. And he's on California hormones. No, I don't think it's in the shoulder. It's not in the shoulder. I'm telling you, it's not like that. It's not like that.
Starting point is 02:04:01 If you could touch it and feel it, it hurts. When you press on it, there's pain. 37? He didn't look like he was 16 in that photo. it's not like that if you could touch it and feel it it hurts when you press on it there's you're 37 he didn't look like he was 16 in that photo holding he's on a he's on a c2 bike so he's he's adjusting with the monitor how do you choose that as your profile pic that you're adjusting your monitor on your i didn't even notice the monitor next to that arm and shoulder okay oh okay bicep and shoulder i didn't even i thought it was like a phone he was holding at first i didn't pay attention i thought it was like some old school camera so basically he loves the way his bicep and his trap looks in that he looks like one of
Starting point is 02:04:32 those people like bicep shoulders you know those people who work on their cell phones like this or like yeah that's good because your posture is actually really good like your shoulders are back and down like your neck's not leaned forward and you're not hunched so even though it looks weird it's probably the most optimal like postural position you could be in. I'm always like hunched. I always try to like – There was only like one or two fat guys when I worked at CrossFit. And by fat, I mean like really fat, like dudes that didn't work out.
Starting point is 02:04:58 And there was a dude there who was so fat that he could set his iPad on his chest like this. And then he would lower his bifocals and he would work on it. Yeah, dude, it was fucking crazy. It was crazy. I got my blood work done in California hormones over two weeks ago and haven't heard anything, either a good thing or a really bad thing. Cameron, DM me and remind me about that. Maybe it's because it's the holidays or they're busy as shit,
Starting point is 02:05:29 but remind me. Send me a DM. I'll try to unfuck that ASAP. Dear California Hormones, man with giant cock was at your facility. Did they just take it right out of your out of your vase deference? I can't even get blood right down. I'm such a wuss.
Starting point is 02:05:51 Oh yeah, you fainted, right? Or almost fainted? I didn't faint. Don't you put that on me. Alright, alright. I got sweaty. Wosey. Lost the color. Looks like I'm going to have to be natty for life. You guys want to finish with a really fascinating clip or should i wait till the live call-in show
Starting point is 02:06:12 i could do it both times it'd be 10 to 9 to 7 does the pain travel anywhere else in your arm no just right there and it's it's like a cavity you know what i mean it's just something got overused and stretched out like yeah it was just it was obviously i was just like i i wasn't even the truth is is i wasn't even really doing snatches i was basically doing that thing that sometimes the regional athletes do where you just swing it up like that you know like i was i wasn't doing this movement i was doing this movement and then and then lowering it slowly like that and i fucked it all up like it didn't hurt like in real time but the next morning i was like oh yeah sounds like sounds like a tenant issue they did stick the needle in my cock
Starting point is 02:06:50 were you at the right place okay audrey fine fine it's so late here i need to sleep okay fine i meet you um okay so tomorrow tyson agent um lots of good guests coming up uh susan and i Fine, fine. It's so late here. I need to sleep. Okay, fine. Me too. Okay, so tomorrow, Tyson Bajent. Lots of good guests coming up. Susan and I are going to put together a mad list of Water Blues athletes that we're going to try to drag in here. I love the idea at the beginning of the show to do a 24-hour show and see how many people I can drag on.
Starting point is 02:07:20 That wasn't interesting. I don't know if StreamR can even do that. No, I'm going to be better that no i'm gonna be better i'm gonna be better i mean my right arm is still strong yesterday i did 100 snatches with 35 pound dumbbell with my right arm i'm gonna be i'm gonna be fine i'm just gonna do a bit where i go places on the street no matter what somebody asks the question i start with whatever the professional is at that and i say well i'm not somebody who fills potholes but by looking at this i think that this pothole needs to be filled and just make a spoof off the whole like you're not a scientist you're not a doctor oh that's like that's like the go-to and i was just thinking it when like kylie put it she's like i'm not a doctor aka susan but it sounds like tendinitis and i was like oh that's a good idea we could just do
Starting point is 02:08:03 everything to where unless you're a fucking expert in the field, you can't like have an opinion and just do it with everything in life. Like ask somebody a question. Be like, well, how'd you know? Are you an expert? Are you a chef? How do you do that steak?
Starting point is 02:08:15 Are you a chef? Did you go to culinary school? Let's do that exact same thing. I know where there's potholes where there's a lot of foot traffic. Yeah, we could just ask them a question and say, well, are you qualified to do this? Because have you worked in whatever that's calling like civil engineering or something like that are you a civil engineer how do you know though did you yeah are
Starting point is 02:08:32 you sure that's a pothole we can't be too certain we're not experts we're just a couple of dudes talking about it online god i like that oh this is what i want to leave you with okay fine this is what i'm gonna leave you with not not the pothole exports uh where was that um tim robbins clip whose instagram was that on was that on youtube where is that uh russell brand tim robbins i want to pull that up real quick uh russell brand tim robbins are you on it you want me to yeah do it? Yeah. Okay. I got it. I got it. Okay. Okay. So you guys have to watch this. God, there's so much good shit out there right now.
Starting point is 02:09:14 So go. Oh yeah. You sent it to me, right? Philip Kelly sent it to me. It go to here. I'll put the, I'm going to put the link in the chat here and you guys can go watch this um it's a little slow but basically um uh i'm it's a little slow but basically it gave me so much
Starting point is 02:09:35 hope i sent it to my mom and my sister and i said there's hope and and i think it's like send it to just one fucking person who got the fucking vaccine if you can't just forward it to just one fucking person who got the fucking vaccine. If you can't just forward it to them. You're like, Hey, maybe you should check this out. It just shows how he woke up and, and, and he, you know,
Starting point is 02:09:50 he lived, he was in the hive. LA was the hive. If you, if you weren't in LA during the so-called pandemic or, or Boston or one of those places, then you really don't, or San Francisco or Portland.
Starting point is 02:10:01 You can't really imagine how bad it got there. The hives were crazy. Okay. See you guys tomorrow morning, 7 a.m. Mr. Sousa, thank you as always. Thank you. Bye-bye.

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