The Sevan Podcast - #841 - Live Call In | The Morning Show

Episode Date: March 18, 2023

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What's that? I'm looking. I don't see. I don't see anything. I don't see nothing. Nada. Nunca. Nunca.

My eyes never even recovered last yesterday from all that crying. Crazy. Oh, what is this? Really? You know, yesterday there was a CrossFit press conference. Oh, maybe it's in his live section. Oh, there it is. Wow. Wow.

Let me ask him if that's the only place it's showing. There was a press conference yesterday. CrossFit did a press conference. And if you go over to the Barbell Spin YouTube page, that dude streamed it, Mr. Spin. Is that the only place it resides so i don't even know if he had permission to do it but it's awesome he did it yeah press conference right i know i i do want i do want to say this before we start. You guys know I love Adrian Bosman, and I'm biased because I'm so cool. And Mr. Hiller did ask him.

He said, hey, you guys got to – I'm paraphrasing. He said, you guys got a couple errors. Errors. Recently, I think Hiller was being nice, and he said, for example, one of the errors is you said you'd released the quarterfinal workouts at noon and you released them at 1145. And Adrian said, yeah, 12 is the deadline. It is not the release time. So that was a good, right? Like Adrian, fucking, that was a good head bob. He answered that great. I talked to, I talked to Hiller afterwards. I'm like, did you like that answer? He goes, yeah. He said, Adrian killed it. I thought Adrian killed it too. And then, um, he, he said something to Adrian also

in regards to, uh, Hey, you got to fuck up on the Instagram. You guys are claiming winners that weren't the winners. And Adrian did say, um, Hey, we know we fucked that up and we're sorry for, for the confusion. We have some things we need to work on. And, and I mean, what, what the fuck else could he say? When I, when I worked at CrossFit Inc, there were these two guys that we all knew would talk just for the sake of fucking talking. So like if you ask a question and there's 20 people in the room and someone answers one,

there's these two guys that will always add something to it. Even if it's just reiterating what the other person said. So someone would ask me, Hey, is it at 11 a.m. Are we having a group workout outside? And then I'd be like, yeah,

11 a.m. Group work outside. And then some of this person would yeah, 11 a.m. group workout side. And then some of this person would always say, 11 a.m. is a fantastic time for a workout because the sun will be in the perfect spot in order to stimulate your cells, giving you maximum output and where we can come and unite. And it's a great team building event.

And I hope to see you guys there. And you're just like, dude, really? Every like, it was like they had read it in some sort of fucking business book or something or that or that they were trying to put their stamp on everything it was it was it was crazy the reason why i bring this up is uh

let me propose another idea to you guys. The base of the CrossFit community is first responders and their families. The base of the CrossFit community is first responders and their families. Good morning, Mr. Spin. First responders are people who ambulance guys, the guys with the you know, ambulance, ambulance guys, uh,

the guys with the guns and the badges, the police, um, firefighters, those types of people, when shit hits the fan, they're the, they're, they're first on the scene. They are first on the scene and where fitness is paramount to, um, to their, uh, success, not new glasses, old glasses. Fitness is paramount to their success, meaning you want fit people to fit. People have a better chance of success of grabbing a guy out of a house on a gurney that's on fire or that he needs to be moved quickly without him falling off, being able to pick them, just being just the most fit, ambulatory, most dexterous, just all that shit depends on them, right? On their fitness, right? And in many situations, unfortunately, their fitness can be the determination of their life or their death or the life and death of people around them. And this isn't just the first responders and the military guys,

but this is their families. Their families embrace that. And since the beginning, that has been the base of CrossFit. And how do we know that? Well, anecdotally, we know it because we all know those people. I know you should talk to my wife back shaved on bed. It was completely absurd. The bed was covered in what looked like just 10,000,

10 million pubic hairs. It was crazy. And I, and you know what I did? I just wiped it off onto the carpet on the floor before my wife would come home. And my wife's like, I,

when I told her about it, that they shaved my back on the bed, she's like, I don't see anything on the bed. And was like oh i know she's i'm like i wiped it on the floor you should have seen her face it was like she bit into a lemon uh whitney davis justin berg is a in seven's words a world-class douchebag saying that the occupational leaderboards aren't their priority it's worse than he said that it's so bad it's so ignigent i want to give him the benefit of the doubt too and say that it was just misspeak but but like hey dude keep your fucking mouth shut just shut the

fuck up so the when when we were in these wars um i forget what they were called like desert storm and then desert storm there was another movie we did to a desert more desert storm like we did too right and then we did afghanistan we would see in google searches that the majority of the searches for crossfit were coming from those two countries more so than the united states canada australia or the uk also big big fucking heavy googling crossfit spaces by the way we used to own fucking google type in push-up and fucking crossfit came up anything fitness related and that that was that was one of our like kind of like side goals like we were proud of that because we put out so much fucking content so um so you have this you have that you have that right that's that's just a fact right well i want to play you this fucking clip and

we've talked about it on the show how crazy it is that you can't organize the leaderboard i'm based on the fittest Marine, but you can by the fittest midget. And the thing is this, don't get me wrong. Me personally, I'm fucking way into the fittest midget. The dude with one, the fittest chick with fucking no hand, I'm totally into it. No, I'm not even a little hung hungover i had one glass of wine last night i didn't have any time to drink i just just so just fucking immersed in kid shit

i raged with the boys yesterday like to a point where i'm injured a little bit my ankle's injured um it'll be better I got hit by a skateboard. There's a, but it doesn't matter what I like. It doesn't matter that I, but I don't want the midgets on the leaderboard. Cause I feel sorry for him. And I don't want like the stubby hand lady. Cause I feel sorry for him.

I want them on there. Cause I, for I, cause I'm, I'm curious. I want to see that shit i'd love it i'd love to see the fittest dog i all this stuff i i'm happy to see it all the fittest gay dude as long as he's holding a dick in his right hand i'm all that stuff i'm interested in

yeah dude it hurts so bad and i wear was wearing old man sandals, like those kind, like those keen old man sandals at the skate park. It sucks. It sucks. It sat me down. Oh, fuck off. Hi, Kelly. Keller. I do not look older.

Ever since I went to Tahoe, I have these wrinkles on this side. It's weird. Ever since I went to Tahoe, I have these wrinkles on this side. It's weird. But why would you not just constantly speak to your base? Constantly speak to your base. Yeah, fit as trans, all that shit. Fucking pile it in there.

I'm curious. But to neglect them, stupid. And how about this? Remember how we just did that piece that we just showed a bunch of pictures that Dave went to that place in fucking Georgia and they just signed that huge deal with the army? Imagine taking all that money from the army. i really should stop saying midgets because someone's going to think that i have something against midgets and i don't it's just a fun word to say but um you really you were going to take all that money and how many midgets entered the um the open 20 you're going to take all that money from the fucking army and potentially all that money from fucking the other forces, military branches that might want to jump in after they see the success.

No more normalization of homosexuality. Don't you realize we don't recognize masculinity in the military because we've embraced identity politics and the rainbow, right? I wouldn't need that explained to me. I don't care. I don't care what someone's sexual preference is. I do think, though, that going into a Starbucks that has the rainbow flag and giving them your money is complete idiocy.

Like, why is there sex shit in the Starbucks? Jessica Riviera, when are you having Colton Mertens back on the show? What he did in the open was so impressive, he should be getting more love from the entire community. Okay, fine, I'll have him on. But you got to ask, Jessica, you got come on here and like ask him like 10 questions this motherfucker's hard to talk to send me a text right now here colton i want to have him on too i'm stressful having this dude on uh matt livermore uh colton can we get you on soon there done sent there you go jessica your wish is my command

i don't know if he almost died how i say midget and you guys start talking about colton that's not cool yeah fittest pig farmer in the world all that shit's cool but i want to play you this thing that brian spin posted it's over barb the barbell spin posted it it's over on his instagram he won't talk shit about uh um that seven guy um he won't talk shit about Adrian because it's his friend. Correct. He's totally biased in his reporting and it's not cool. I am totally biased

and I'm absolutely cool. I just, I don't know why he won't do it. Well, good, because I love Adrian and I work very closely with him and I fucking trust him and believe in him and I'm a loyal friend to him. And his loyalty is only hurting his credibility. Okay, fine.

Please hit the like button and subscribe and send cash. Okay, I will. I like it how he stands up against the injection stuff against the kids. Like, we know now that it kills people. Oh, yeah, right. Thank you. Morning, Simon.

What happened to the shaving? What happened? Where is that? Shit. What happened to the shaving part? I haven't done any of that. Really, you know, the next thing I'm going to do is I'm going to put that fucking sign up that you guys got me. That thing is crazy. I know. I know. You're so transparent, Jessica. You're so transparent. It's disgusting. It's just poor Colton. Matt Schindeldecker. We open our

first long-term juvenile detention center affiliate in april here in ohio wow really just it's it's it's just wow is it is it inside the walls matt or is it outside the walls of the of the juvenile hall that's killer dude congrats that was cool seeing you yesterday we're not uh yours really stood out because you were in the wind and you got to be a bad at people have paid the wind the wind gets a bad rap i get it i know why you hate it but but there's good stuff to see when it's windy i know it doesn't feel it's not fun on like your sensory shit like you're hearing and you're touching your feel and you're breathing and but it's cool to look around right

and see trees blowing and leaves and trash and birds flying around mr walters i responded to you on youtube uh you are absolutely not one of the cool kids but um i definitely love you you you're in a different category than the cool kids, but I definitely love you. You're in a different category than the cool kids. I don't know what category it is. Okay, here we go, guys. Let's open this. And so this is an enormous error. And basically what we're seeing here is that the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

seeing here is that the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing. You can't have someone on the games team doing this kind of dumb shit. This is crazy. And I'm not talking about what Adrian said. But just listen here a second. Brian Spinn asked,

I asked whether there would be occupational games this year during the CrossFit Open Press Conference today. Short answer, no. Full answer, I think the important thing for us is to make sure we are putting our full focus and attention on things that matter unfortunately that quote is there but that did not come out of mr bosman's mouth when you say that you understand when you say we put our attention on things that matter what you're saying is that they don't matter that the one-armed dude the midgets the girl that's intellect got intellectual issues that they don't matter. That the one-armed dude, the midgets, the girl that's got intellectual issues, they matter more than the base.

It's stupid. Do not. Sevan, did you get an invite to the presser? Anyone could have gone. If I tell you guys why I didn't go, I think you guys will like me less. So I'm feeling guarded about why not telling you I didn't go. And I don't even know if it's the truth, but it's the story I'm telling myself.

Both of the stories, the story on why I didn't go in the story on not telling you guys, I didn't go. I would say, I'll tell you this. It's for healthy ego reasons. What I think are healthy ego reasons. No, I will not.

But I listened to it. Good morning, Jeff. I talked about you to my mom last night. My dad came over, my stepmom were here, and we watched that video again. My wife put that video up to show my dad and my stepmom. And I fucking cried again in the fucking living room it was too much crying yesterday my eyes were hurt okay here we go let's do this um sure we're not going to have an occupational games in

an official capacity this year uh you know obviously athletes within the open could use hashtags and custom leaderboards to to do that on their own, but we're not going to support occupational games this season. And for the reason that there wasn't as much interest in some of the divisions as we had found that maybe we had hoped for. And ultimately, there were so many things on the calendar. That part I don't understand. Maybe Adrian's insinuating that they had more midgets than guys from

the Marine Corps that cannot fucking be emotional wreck yeah that's pretty accurate okay which is preposterous I don't

even know where that emotion came from i was actually brushing my teeth this morning being like dude you are a dipshit you like profess that you have all this um self-understanding and deep wisdom and unstoppable fucking self-awareness and i don't even know where that came from that's out maybe Zach Tellender needs to make a video about me being a charlatan. I was tripping. Not that I was crying, but that I couldn't see. I still can't explain it to you. I mean, I could, but I don't know if I believe my own explanation. Okay, here we go. Calendar that we already had committed to with the quarterfinals and taking over the semis again, that we felt that we wouldn't be able to give it the attention that it was due to do it right. And so sometimes you have to make those hard decisions

about, all right, there's only so many things that we can support and we want to be able to support the things that we can do correctly. So unfortunately for this season, that's not one that we're going to do. And in all, I don't even know what any of that stuff is. We're not going to do what we can't do correctly. Okay. It's just, no, we're not doing it. It sucks.

We wish we could. That's what I think he wants to say. And then he wants to like do some who ya or whatever the Marine Corps does. Semper Fi motherfucker or whatever the army do. You guys do go Coast Guard, you know, but, but,

but either way,, I get it. He didn't say nothing. At least he didn't fuck up the... He didn't talk shit about the military or the first responders or what is the base of CrossFit and the first responders and their family. Now, here we go.

Dude, and talk about a major fuck up for affiliates. You know those guys work out in affiliates and that's how affiliates make money. But that doesn't mean that the door's closed on it forever thank you mr bosman adrian is looking younger than ever i think the important thing for us is justin berg crossfit games i don't know what the fuck he does you know what's funny is we used to go into meetings with him and when we would meet with people like ESPN or like William Morris Endeavor or just any fucking big corporate juggernauts, he was the guy.

I loved having him there. I ain't going to lie. Because he spoke all that fucking, all that crazy talk where you don't say anything. And then Dave didn't speak at all, right? Dave was fucking like just very silent. If he said something, it was cutting. And Greg would just be dropping bombs. We'd go to meet with ESPN to talk about signing a TV deal,

and he's telling the guy there that he's fat and he's going to die of type C diabetes. We were fucking i i cannot confirm or deny that greg's not the kind of guy that sits down at a fucking table and pulls a gun out and sets it on the table i'm telling you it was always real and always gangsta shit okay making sure that we're putting our full focus and attention on the things that matter we're putting our full focus and attention on the things that matter. We're putting our full attention and focus on the things that matter. Dude. Dude.

Do you want to know who's in the occupational class? Do you want to know who? Someone sent me a list of who was in that. It's like he, in one one swoop these are the people he shit on active duty military military veterans law enforcement officers firefighters paramedics emergency technicians medical professionals physicians nurses educators professors teachers tutors school, and college students. Like, what the fuck did... Someone take the...

Is he drunk? This fucking guy? Me? I don't understand how Don allows that to happen. I don't know what's a bigger fuck up, that or using the wrong weights at the games. At some point, you got to be like you're out hi cory happy fucking birthday dude how are you oh thank you i'm good fuck i'm

great you know what happened this morning so everyone at my house say that again did i stroke out no no no no um this morning when i woke up i just gave like one like big breath and this the biggest ball of beautiful ball of phlegm came out it wasn't green or yellow but it was just a gelatinous sack of mush and i spit it out and i was like god i wonder if that's the end of my like whatever i got it's been raining here a fucking month and my kids are so snotty like it's crazy and then i think all that crying yesterday i don't know what happened but i had a whole um uh wow this is an incredible comment here our auden auden uh macao berg looks like he takes his skin off before bed i don't even know what that means like he's a cyborg um uh sorry cory one more thing mr spin keep in mind if i didn't stream this no one outside

of media would have seen these comments perfect i'll keep that in mind okay sorry what's up cory hey did you get my gift the uh the ceo sign and the dumbbell that i sent to you yeah dude thank you it's fucked up that other people are trying to take credit for it do you know how many people dm yeah these mother yeah thank you i really liked it how you put on the back it came it came both of them came in the box your business card was in there that was cool yeah man that's what i'm here for yeah and i'm gonna put down there um for more information on how to get signs like this and if you need a best friend cory's your guy. You can have that. Hell yeah. Don't believe the hype. That's my next business. The comments love you.

Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, so I've been busy, dude. I came to the realization I'm either consuming in life or I'm creating. And so I've been, I have been a little bit standoffish. The chat's been blowing me up. Like, where are you at, Corey? Where are you at, Corey? Judy says hi, by the way.

Judy says hi. Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. I started two new businesses over the last couple of weeks. Oh, cool. And so I've been super pumped. Let me know how I can help. What are we selling?

Let me know how I can help. Well, I'll let you know when it's right. I don't want to over abuse our relationship, but I'll keep you in the loop. I'll keep you know when it's, I don't want to over abuse our, our relationship, but, uh, I'll keep you in the loop. Hey dude, you want to hear something fucking crazy? So this dude, there's a guy I know named Michael three-hour seminar, and the guy's like – this was like 30 years ago. And if you like what he was saying, for like $3,000, you could buy his box of DVDs. But what I took away from his seminar was if you resent rich people, God will never make you rich because he gives you everything you want, and he would never want all that shit. and he would never want all that shit okay and this so this guy this this arm wrestler guy michael selliers took me to that conference and then another time he went to the scientology center in new york and he took me there and like he would always he introduced me to ed cartoli and he was

always like searching for deep meaning right he's the guy that made that hypnotized travis bajan right before he beat alexi vivota the the unbeatable Russian at the fucking arm wrestling world championships in Ottawa. I got to play that clip. Anyway, recently he fucking hypnotized Travis's son before he went to the combine and his son fucking killed. And his son's like,

yeah, it's the real deal. I cannot fucking believe how great it was. So after that, after Travis told that story on my podcast, like three people have called me big names in the sport. And they're like, Hey,

hook me up with this motherfucker. So I call this dude, Mike. And I'm like i'm like yo dude we could blow your shit up you're gonna get rich like we do come on my podcast tell us what tell we'll tell people what you do charge fucking two to five grand uh a pop and uh and hypnotize these guys walk these people through uh their shit yeah like like a Tony Robbins shit. Yeah. And Mike's great. I love Mike. And he just doesn't want to fucking do it.

He doesn't want to. He's like, call me in a week. I get it. It's like the guy who convinces people that they're confident that has a confidence problem. Well, it's like you and you and Susan were talking about yesterday. If you're constantly consuming, then your higher power will give you things in your life that will make you more of a consumer. You know, maybe,

maybe he's just out to give and he's not out to possibly grow his business. And he's found that good. He can give, I'll collect the money. Good. He can give, I'll collect the money. I'm ready. I'm ready to consume some people's money. No, the truth is I just want to blow him up. He's been a school teacher. When I talked to him last time, he's like, wow, I can't believe I'm still a school teacher. I would have never thought I'd be a school teacher for over 20 years.

It's just like, I see he has so much talent and so much to give. It's like, let's do it. Yeah. I'm a school teacher, but I won't be one for 20 years. I've got some stuff lined up so but uh i wanted to ask when do you introduce sex toys into the bedroom at what point in your marriage never never not me not me personally never i am the toy. You're asking the wrong person. I'm not preoccupied.

Listen, the reason why they make those showers that come off the wall, the one with the handle. Oh, yeah. That's it. If your wife needs more than that, then just tell her. Just get one of those and be like, look, honey. Oh, not my wife. No, I'm just asking for the the chat oh yeah yeah oh fine yeah i always walk around with the butt plug in yeah all right thank you all right brother i'll talk to you later appreciate it okay bye

um back to mr berg here okay let's see what else justin says here here we go so so uh will there be not so he said i think the important thing for us to do is make sure that we're putting our full folks intention on things that matter that's that's where we're at look and see how this the quote here that mr spin wrote and what's written on the screen here the caption they're identical so that means we're in the right spot here we go um and in some cases being a little spread thin means that there's compromises and so it's a big subject of conversation internally in our team on how we make sure that we're putting the right attention and effort towards it was a big conversation that you put attention on your team okay uh who wants to celebrate the fittest marine no one

you in the back anyone on the dei council elaine over there elaine elaine come on you know the fucking you know the marine corps does trans uh um uh sex chops off penises and makes people's trannies for free taxpayers pay for pay for that. You don't want the Marines? Are you sure? Anyone? You were a Marine. Yeah, you. Whatever your name is, the dark-skinned guy in the back.

No, you're scared because he lanes it. You're afraid. Okay, fine. Okay, who wants midgets on the leaderboard? All of you. Okay, you're in. Okay okay fine marines are out midgets are in is that what he did is that um you put a lot of attention and effort like you're a fucking liar i don't i don't think you did any of that dude everyone's scared of the dei people because they'll just say any fuck they they're just I don't think you did any of that.

Dude, everyone's scared of the DEI people because they'll just say any... They're just fucking liars. They'll say fucking anything. They'll say fucking... If for some reason you don't want fucking a dude with his penis cut off and fake tits put on dancing in a G-string at your public library in the kids book

section you're a transphobe how about this i don't want a straight woman in a g-string dancing in the fucking public library in the kids section how about that now what i know right yeah Elaine was chopping off Elaine's like can we have a category of people who've had their penises chopped off hola hola should I say it in espanol for everyone

it's here we go back to back to this fucking ass clown it's the kind of central parts of the crossfit game season so the individual competition the team competition the masters and adaptive as well as as boss said really delivering a top shelf experience for the semi-final stage which has gone through a lot of changes this year um has been dear dawn or whoever justin reports to before these meetings i recommend going to home depot and they have this uh tape it's called gorilla tape and just put a huge fucking swath of that over that dude's fucking mouth. He just fucked everything Adrian said.

And from the center for us. So that's an important target that our team has. And it means that we have to prioritize our time. No, in short, we're not going to have an opportunity. What's an important target? What? Yeah, don't worry. It's just a a nothing burger you're making nothing out of nothing don't worry about the 500,000 first responders marines the people the 500 as long as someone with um uh down syndrome feels welcome well we're good to go

most of them still have their penises. Cool. I good. I hope so. Remember what a Pavel said that they don't translate stuff. They do translate stuff in fairness. He just wants more. He just wants more.

Yeah, exactly. Like it's, it's look at only court, please. Only if your name is Corey call this morning good morning hey Sean it's Corey what's up bro

you got the memo it's Corey Friday yeah apparently so I can't believe Justin Bird actually uttered the fucking word masters out of his mouth because they clearly do not give a shit

about the Masters. Not a single one. First of all, we get 10 spots at the game. 10 per age group. There's Masters. Go look at the Masters sign up and tell me that they only need 10.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I heard it's more than 50% of the people have signed up our masters. Is that correct? Correct. That is correct. That is correct. So if there's 300,000, it's more than 150,000. Interesting.

Okay. Yeah. Um, I'm in 45, 49 and there were like 16,000 people in my, in my age group alone. It's absolutely bananas. Yeah.

Crazy. Um, uh, the fact that he actually even uttered the word masters, like they give a shit about the masters category blows my fucking mind. I don't understand it. Anyway, that got me fired up from that call. Well, thank you.

Here's the thing, that's what I'm saying. Whether, and you know, Justin, Jared Grabiel, you know, justin um jared grabiel you know you could you could have some compassion and be like hey dude they're under a lot of stress they have limited resources they're doing the best they can i'm not gonna argue any of that maybe it was taken a little out of context even though i don't think it was fine here's the thing that dude shouldn't have spoke he didn't not like the whole thing of this thing is is like just show a fucking little bit of fucking humility adrian hand handled the question just fine and move on you don't have

to say anything and then your mouth opened and you said shit that fucking pissed off the masters the first responders like i'm on a text thread with 11 people games fucking just complete games dorks and everyone lit up the chat right away and he said that no shit he said it oh my god you know what i mean like everyone and then even next week with the age group qualifiers we went from having five workouts like everybody else does in three days and now we have four workouts in two days why yeah why is that i i wish i knew there's no explanation for it it's just not happening i thought it was okay okay i thought wasn't there a question about that also uh if it was i missed it i didn't get to see the entire thing as soon as justin was talking i pretty much does on the fuck out because nothing that

makes any sense whatsoever. I agree. I don't think this is true. What Jack Chapman is saying. If 60% of the open registrants are 40 to 45, should that also be represented at the games? I don't think there should be a one-to-one like that, but I don't think maybe 60% or 35 and older. I just can't believe it's 40 to 45,

60%. Yeah, no, no, no, I don't think, no, not,

not at all, but it either needs to 45 60 percent yeah no no i don't think no uh not not at all but it either needs to be fair i won't say fair representation that sounds fucking d.i shit but there needs to be an accurate representation because just bringing 10 people in from each age group to the games makes zero sense whatsoever when their qualifying pool is so goddamn big. You're going to see the same 10 people basically going for the first three years of their age division. And then you're going to get some different people come in. They're just going to be recycling the same things over and over and over again, because they're not letting those people in.

Bottom line. I like it. Those are your friends texting you right now, telling you how cool it is you're on the show. 1000%. Happy birthday, bro. All right now telling you how cool it is you're on the show thousand percent happy birthday brother all right thank you dude i appreciate thanks for calling bye all right so that's that i got that off my back uh by the way i think we're moving to oh i'm gonna do it right now actually i don't have this on the screen I'm moving today's show

I'm moving today's show 2 o'clock show to 2.30 moving it to 2.30 day one edit to 2.30 moving it a half hour further down the road. What's up, Alan?

Oh, wait, hold on. Alan, hi. Happy birthday again. Hey, thank you. I have a little story for you all. I was on my way to the Alamo, and there was George Floyd on the side of the road. Kept on walking, got to the Alamo, and there was George Floyd on the side of the road. Kept on walking, got to the Alamo, started filming my burpees.

I got kicked out of the Alamo for doing burpees. Yeah, it's completely cool for someone to be overdosing on the side of the road. What do you mean you saw someone overdosing on the side of the road? Well, on my way to the Alamo, there was a guy kind of like, I thought he was stretching, but his pants were halfway down and I think he was high on something. Got to the Alamo, started filming, got kicked out. On the way back, now he's passed out on the side of the road.

So I see how it's cool that someone's overdosed on the side of the road, but I can't do's cool that someone's, uh, overdosed on the side of the road, but I can't. Are you standing next to the guy now? No, I was going to take a picture, but yeah, he was almost dead. Crazy.

Hey, so seriously, so the actual Alamo, you were there and one of like the docents came up to you and was like, Hey, you can't be doing burpees here. Yeah, I was,

I was my wife and her family. They were all behind the camera. And 28 burpees in, the guy's like, hey, you got to get out of here. You can't film here. And so I had to leave. Oh, I wonder if that's for, wow. Yeah, but it is what it is.

And I just want to say happy birthday again. I didn't get a chance to call in. My phone died like two hours and 20 minutes into the podcast. So I'll let the podcast keep going. Keep being a great dude. We love what you do. And you built a fucking amazing community. Thanks, brother.

That's cool. Okay. Have a great one. Okay. Are you going to do the rest of your burpees? Oh, yeah. I did. I did those 28 and then I did my other hundred.

Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Hey, you should do them because i know hayley did them and you were arguing her limitations telling her she was going to do them over nine minutes so you should try and do them faster how do you know that how do you know that hey hey don't worry about it just get those burpees in hold man yeah you know what i think i want to say she did it in maybe six or seven minutes. It was kind of crazy. 6.48, baby. 6.48. Be her time, Salmon.

There's no fucking way. And I'm good at burpees. Be her time. You can do it. You can do it. All right. Thank you for believing in me. All right.

Have a good day. Bye. Bye. God, that scares me. I do 100 burpees often, but I don't do them for time like that. I just work them into shit. He just sets at 10. Beautiful, explosive

burpees. He breathes like how I breathe after 20. I know, is he on meth? What was he doing? Was he running downhill? Okay. Let's see see uh-oh that's not that's not a good sign my life calling shows or notes are all jacked up again let's see oh here we go okay you guys ready to start the show? We got that out of the way. Here we go. My kids are crazy into magic right now. Crazy into magic. And I've been buying them these magic sets. And then we sit down and Avi practices the tricks. And it's crazy. And I saw this magic trick and it's fucking amazing. I saw this yesterday. Watch this.

Okay, you guys ready? This is crazy. This is so good. Okay. Ready? It's called the disappearing Coke can. Watch this. Here we go.

I know magic's so good. Look it. Wraps the Coke can up. It's in there. Bam. Gone. Crazy, right? Crazy.

Absolutely bonkers. Absolutely bonkers absolutely bonkers and the coke can is gone um is she 12 I don't know that nose looks like it snorted enough coke that if she's 12 she started a long time ago. Look at Philip Kelly. He doesn't even know how the trick happened. Me neither.

It's crazy. He has a big titty goth girlfriend. He does. I don't even know who that guy is. Look at their nostrils, though. Both of them. What's crazy is look at this tattoo. Okay, fine.

Look at this tattoo under her right boob. I want to see a video. By the way, those are fake boobs for anyone who's wondering austin hi hey how we doing today oh awesome dude good to hear from you that was crazy seeing you in the video oh yeah for sure it looked like my audio cut out. I don't know if that was on my end or your end or what, but. Blame whoever edited it, but it was, it was just cool seeing you. CK Kevin Seve, I haven't had a Coke in two weeks because of you. Let's go.

Awesome. I hate you. That's awesome. Substitute. Always drink a sparkling. Always drink a glass of water first, then a sparkling water. And then after that, if you're still thirsty, start drinking jack and coke okay hi austin okay austin did you have a nose ring finally carlin no it's probably just my sash it's probably a curly hair oh okay someone had a nose ring and i was like wow that cat has a nose ring i don't approve i didn't want to talk to him. Definitely not me. Okay. I just wanted to call and give you a hard time.

Okay. So I don't know if I'm just missing something, but I don't understand all these people, you included, getting upset about us not doing the occupational games. Right? So I don't give a shit about the Fittest Taylor. I don't give a shit about the Fittest Marine. Just like I don't give a shit about the fittest sailor. I don't give a shit about the fittest Marine. Just like I don't give a shit about the fittest dude from Africa.

The game season, I think, is designed to find the fittest 40 people on planet Earth, whether you're a sailor, Marine, from Africa, whatever. That's what hashtags are for. I'm active duty Navy. I don't give a shit. I can use a hashtag if I want. All right. Okay. don't give a shit that i i can use the hashtag if i want all right uh okay um i i i um i'm very okay and accept you for your uh your intellectual uh thoughts around the event i don't think any of

them are morally incorrect but here's the thing if you're going you still shouldn't say it doesn't i don't think you should say it doesn't i don't think you should say it doesn't matter while you have the fucking stubby arm lady uh front and center i just i just think it's bad for business i think it's i think it's bad for business i i think it would be cool to scroll if i was in the marine corps i'd want to scroll down because i don't think half the people are using hashtags or I think 90% of the people aren't using the hashtags. And I think it would be cool if you could scroll down and find the fittest Marine or the fittest Navy person.

But either way, do it, especially if I was, not for me personally, but I'm saying if I was in the Navy. Right. I do agree that Berg should have said it a little prettier. He's in the frame the way he should have. And hey, let's be honest. If you put in there, fittest woman

with real D-tits, that would be the most chosen drop-down in the menu. It probably would be. And I do agree that the base of CrossFit is people that go out there and do their jobs and their fitness and their performance and their profession is life or death.

So I love that. I love the base that we have in CrossFit with military, first responders, nurses, all that good stuff that fits for everybody. But I don't see a whole lot of value on the fitness sailor. You know, if you're a fitness sailor, then just go to the exam game. Be one of the top four. I'm worried about the top 40. I'm not worried about

the fittest dude on some big, great boat. I think what you're saying is totally fair and legit. It's just in context. If you're going to celebrate people, I think those are the people to celebrate. That's fair. Just because I think they're paying the most money, they're what's best for the affiliates. At the end

of the day, if we can get that community to flourish with CrossFit, then we're going to make it even better for the midgets in the wheelchair. Dude, I don't know one. If I didn't do this show, I wouldn't know one disabled person who does CrossFit. Right. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that.

Adaptive person. Hey, can you see your screen? No. Okay. to say adaptive person hey can you see your screen no okay there's this there's this uh post and it says a mom's quick thinking and knowledge of cpr recently helped save her 17 year old daughter's life and it's a 17 year old girl who's a cheerleader who had cardiac arrest it's it's and it's kind of it's from good morning america and it's like dude it's probably her mom who... Oh, I wrote, you mean

her mom almost killed her by making her take the injection? Look at this guy writes, beautiful. Why doesn't someone on there should be like, great ass? Well, Siobhan, I am trying to be bumped up Georgia on my way down to Orlando to take my L1 course this weekend. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, I'm going to be bumping up Georgia on my way down to Orlando to take my L1 course this weekend.

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, I'm super excited. I probably wouldn't have taken it if you hadn't talked so well of it or so highly of it over the past couple months. Awesome. I'm going to have a good weekend, hang out with good dudes and gals. Okay, hey, let me know how that goes. DM me or text me or whatever and let me know how that goes or call back in when it's done. I want to know how it goes.

Oh, for sure. Okay, bye. Holy shit, Savan, maybe a little too savage. It is too savage, except for this. It's too savage to her and her mom,

but it's not too savage to anyone else who's thinking about maybe getting their kid injected. So I feel for you. It's insensitive to this current person, but if it could save lives in the future, who cares? Like, fuck it. Like, learn from my mistakes. Why are there so many reports of young athletic teenagers going into cardiac arrest? Is this common?

Is anyone else wondering why this is happening no no one cares if you guys saw project veritas got the the files from uh pfizer they knew the whole time wouldn't you think that me and you and and everyone we would just go like right now get together and be like, let's get in our cars and go find the person who did that, who said it was OK to give these kids these injections? Doesn't that sound like something we should be doing? there's a guy or a girl or some group of people who spearheaded billions of fucking injections be made. And now tons of kids die. And, and it's predominantly kids between 12 and seven boys between the age of 12

and 17 who are being injured, either killed or injured for life. And no one's saying anything about it. Like, like we're just sitting around here. Like just pussies. I do nothing. Hey, I, it's nuts.

I lost some doctor friends over this just because I basically told them they were killers. They were participating in the debt, the injury of, in death of people. It's cool. I didn't, I didn't want to lose them as friends i would have kept them as friends it just the shit got weird i saw this last night usually i don't usually i don't bother my wife i saw this last night and i was like holy shit and i'm like you gotta see this hayley you gotta see this you gotta listen to this listen to this shit this haley you gotta see this you gotta listen to this listen to this shit this is an interview with bill gates you guys are gonna love this um oh yeah i for i didn't know pedophilia was a disease i know fuck okay here we go

oh shit hold. Hold on here. This is an interview with Bill Gates. This lady is amazing. Here we go. What have you contributed to the world? She said, what have you contributed to the world? That's her opening question to Bill Gates, and this is how he responds. Not sure if you're aware, but I created the world's most popular computer operating system. No, of course. But as we all know, it wasn't actually you who created it. As a matter of fact, the predecessor of Windows, MS-DOS, was created by Gary Kildall, which you then basically stole from him for a company. Yeah. She says, who are you?

He says, I created the world's most popular operating system. She responds with, no, actually, you didn't. It's not just development. There's a whole lot of important factors to running an enormously successful company like Microsoft. And then he pivots and changes his answer to, well, I ran the company that pushed this software out into the world. Then let's leave the computer world for a moment.

Let's leave the computer world for a moment. So she fucked him up right there. Oh, we all can hear them, Stefan? You're telling me to be quiet? Like, don't interject? Is that what you're saying? Fuck. You have been a major spokesperson for COVID vaccines during the pandemic.

Yes. What exactly makes you a computer engineer who didn't even program his initial product himself? What makes you an expert? No need to summarize. Shut it. I have to because I'm afraid that they're going to make me pull it down if i don't stop it every second every seven seconds so i have to repeat what she said to make sure that you guys hear but also to stop me from getting fucking yanked down you hear me mr fuentes i wonder if you're related to lillian fuentes if you are tell her i said hi

a valid representative of the pharmaceutical what What makes it so that you know shit about vaccines as a computer engineer? I have read a lot of books about that topic. Yes, but how does that? Wait a second. And met with specialists from the field all over the world. Mr. Gates. Why is he yelling at her? They're sitting across from each other.

With all due respect, how do you feel about it now? Now that it's becoming more and more evident that the medication you were promoting, whilst having heavily invested in it yourself, thus making billions of it. This is not how the world works. Has caused countless injuries, side effects and death. That's a very immature way of looking at it, quite frankly. So here's my final question to you. It looks like maybe there's been some editing done there. I'm tripping. It's a behavioral pattern. What do you mean exactly? Taking technology from other people that you don't understand, selling a product full of bugs, causing massive damage and profiting from it in a spectacular way. you don't like the cuts there's one shot where where they're both in the same room

edited for sure i don't know dude these people no way he agrees to an interview like this that's exactly what i thought first but um but i don't know well here let's google it let's see let's see. Um, it's interesting that it's translating. Maybe it's just, um, maybe it's just edited like the way everything's edited just to shorten it and tighten it up and speed it up.

Let me see. Oh, can someone tell me her name i love her uh oh someone put eric lordstein this video is edited yeah everything is edited though i want to know like what exactly that they mean it's a fake ai interview oh shit shit. Okay. Fine. Well, I'm glad we got to the bottom of that. The seven on podcast. Oh, look at Chester. I know.

I wish so bad. It was real. All right, fine. Well, I hope you enjoyed it anyway. Glad we got to the bottom of that. Are you still talking about magic?

No, we just fucked. Uh, I accidentally fucked Bill Gates in the ass. He's actually a good dude. Bill Gates is good, dude. Yeah. I accidentally fucked Bill Gates in the ass. He's actually a good dude. Bill Gates is a good dude. Yeah. Good.

I'm getting worried. I accidentally threw a rock at Bill Gates. He's actually a good dude. But hey, some of the shit in there is true. I think I just think, you know, like I think it's still a. Check this out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait let's see wow don't do that oh my goodness can you magic now can you take that wedding ring off without uh upsetting uh grace let's see

that's even a harder trick if we hear someone yell from the other room, Hey asshole, put that back on. You're like, Oh, Jody. Hi. Hey, how are you?

I'm good. I'm great. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you. I wanted to go back to Corey's question. Oh, about toys in the bedroom.

I want to give you a perspective on toys in the bedroom Okay please Like Legos don't leave Legos out You're a young man But people who have prostate cancer Appreciate the toys With their partner People who survive prostate cancer It's very very important

Oh you mean like something happened to me? I can't get my dick hard. So I put a dildo. Okay. Okay. So I'm just giving you some perspective. I get a strap on really. If you have prostate cancer, that's it. No more chubs. Well, yeah. I mean, if you survive prostate cancer, I don't know all the technical details, but yeah. Wow. I wonder, I wonder if, if some women actually curse their husbands with prostate cancer, like, God, I never want to have sex with this motherfucker again. Two days later,

he got prostate cancer. Yeah. So I'm just giving you some perspective because my partner did survive prostate cancer. So whenever you talk about it in the derogatory way, I always, I'm like, I got to tell him. I am, I am, um, uh, 100% okay with all of the toys in the world for orifices, for stimulation, uh, et cetera. I'm just terrified that my wife would replace me. Thank you. No, no, no, no. That's not going to happen. That's not going to happen. I am not on TRT. I am not on TRT. I'm not. I absolutely, I know I've been,

I'm doubling down on my creatine maybe, but I'm not on TRT. Yeah. Well, I appreciated the question from Corey. So hopefully he's still listening. Okay. Tell him he doesn't need anything, but there is a reason behind some of that. And I'm perfectly, what about the shower nozzle? Are you, are you cool to shower? Well, everybody needs a handheld shower nozzle. Okay. Good. Okay. At least I gave that. At least I got that right. Okay.

The first thing that gets installed when you move into a new house. Wait, you, do you, is the, is the, is the, is the toy for your husband or for you? Like he, does he, does he, can he get, oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Just check. I read a comment that made me think that maybe, okay, good. All right. Yeah. I mean, I won't go into detail, but it is helpful. Okay. Yeah. I believe you. I'm good with it. Yeah.

Solutions. I like being solution-oriented. That's right. Solution-oriented. I mean, you could break up your marriage, go outside the marriage, but it helps you stay within the marriage. I think if my wife told me she would never have sex with me again for some reason, I would not leave her. Okay. Well,

that's a completely different issue though. Okay. You're right. But it's easy for me to say, because my wife can't keep her hands off me. So it's so easy for me to say. Yeah. Well,

listen, I'm so glad you had a great happy birthday. Thank you. It was great seeing you. And we all, we all just totally had fun the sub chat the sub chat that was going on behind your back was hilarious how come ken walters didn't get included you know there was a lot of people who i it was hard to if you if you're not technical like soccer mom helped me upload mine it was it was you know so

it wasn't that you guys didn't like him it's not because he looks like a hairless fucking cat that he doesn't even look like whoever whoever was able to submit it submitted it and i said the same thing i'm like oh i wonder where this one is or that one oh maybe they couldn't do it okay you weren't like you weren't like ken's not man enough look at him he don't even got any hair on his body all right just checking did hayley tell you about the sub chat she last night she goes hey dude yeah last night she just said hey there's a massive fucking chat that i'm on i go what do you she goes it's got more instagram just says plus nine and then you don't know how many people are in it that's right and she also said this she said that that whoever organized it was like, Hey, we need a few dollars from everyone to buy the sign.

And then within fucking 10 minutes, the sign was paid for. And so that's why you guys bought me the dumbbell. And that, that I was like, don't tell me shit like that. You can make me start crying again. Yeah. Anyway, well, listen, you have a great weekend and a happy birthday. I'll tell you something really fucked up. You want to hear something fucked up? That always interests me. Go ahead. She,

she, she tried to carry that 80 pound dumbbell in here yesterday and she pulled something in her back. Oh no, that can happen. It can happen. And I was like, Oh,

and I thought she was joking, but then I saw her take a leave and she never takes pills like that. I'm like, Oh no, you really did hurt your back. she's like yeah oh well maybe i'll get her a sex toy that will that work on her back maybe just the lacrosse ball will be perfect for that all right hey you guys take care bye Bye, Matt. Bye. Bye. Bye. Hey, what's up, dude? Thanks for coming. Yeah, no problem. I was listening to it on the way home.

Did you see I switched the show to 2.30? Is that okay for you? Yeah, that's fine for me. As long as it's done before 5 p.m. so I can get to the gym by 5.30, we're ready to rock. Yeah, I don't want to do more than nine minutes. I know nothing about quarterfinals, by the way. Okay, let me do this Bill Gates thing real quick and then and then we'll okay because I was gonna say before we play that if it's just you and I then oh we're fucked okay okay go ahead go ahead I like this one I've seen this one actually so this is just some a little more Bill Gates shit here we go yeah

oh here we should Bill Gates did not invent anything. The basic program was made by some mathematics professors in a college. The office operating system was by a software engineer, and he bought it for $50,000. He's built the empire by creating patents on software. And the first WTO meeting in Singapore gave him tax concessions, which is why all the it industry moved to india the fact that silicon valley became india silicon valley is because they could save 40 billion dollars annually it was but that none of that's bad so far right it's like yes so what if he does that good on him okay i disagree with that we could play the rest of it then get into it

what what tell me what what's wrong with buying like if you made something and i paid you 50 grand for it and then i found a country that would let me fucking uh get some tax breaks to fucking help it proliferate what's wrong with that uh i just think that i mean there's nothing because he's working within the confines of the system so there's nothing wrong with that but if i were in charge i would definitely make it to where i would massively incentivize all those jobs to come into the u.s oh yeah don't get me wrong i like that right right but i'm just saying bill gates said like right here he hasn't done anything immoral he's just a dude trying to make successful like that i agree with yeah for sure like i don't know i don't know if this story is true but but bear with me here i heard um i heard bill henniger wanted to make um shoes in the united states at

one point and there was fucking nowhere to manufacture shoes in the united states just fucking nowhere yeah i mean so your only option would be to build a fucking shoe factory god knows how much that fucking cost how much error and shit dude with how much bullshit we subsidize that you know you could get tax breaks on that and we should give tax breaks on on if you're building manufacturing here and stuff like that the only reason it's all overseas is because it was massively incentivized for you to go and take the jobs overseas yeah so i i just can't hate on bill for this part for this part and here and the way she says it in the way they edit it like i'd like so what he got rich i'm all more power to him look at that fucking giant dot on her head

that takes more ink than a small dot i ain't hating on her small dot would have just been fine well um i do think that uh bill's making bikes somewhere in the united states i would like to know all about that yeah there's someone on his team who would come on and talk to us about their bike not a chance in hell. No one from any team is coming from anywhere with Bill and talking about anything on any station. I don't know. Bill might have a guy.

Bill might have a guy. Okay. Okay. Play the rest of it. It was an outsourcing of software, all for Bill Gates. He, with this accumulation of money and making any communication system illegal, like the communication system illegal, like the communication system through real currency and forcing digital payments.

He's the one who gains because all the software for all the digital economy, he collects rents and royalties on that. And then he started to put some of his money into philanthropy. And everyone thinks, wow, he's such a generous man he gives so much but and i've done an analysis in the book every place he gives to is his former future yeah god i i just i just i i'm not i can't trust me i don't like the fucking guy but but she's not saying anything that upsets me yeah but what like what do you expect him to do that upsets me yeah but what like what do you expect him to do um matt schindeldecker i'm sure gives all of his donations to what fucking helps his business too which is fucking keeping young kids out of jail matt you're so self-serving yeah but that's that's the difference is like a lot of

those foundations and the philanthropy philanthropy things are usually just work around tax havens for them so yeah yeah i hear you on that so it's like that's like me saying she's not saying that she's not saying that the way she's painting it is she's hating on rich people she's well she's hating have you heard that lady talk in other forms too like on russell brand show or yeah and i like and i like her and i like she has a big disdain for bill gates because when he came into india and tried to buy up all the farmland like he's been doing here in the u.s they pushed him out and it's because her whole thing is that if the soil becomes as synthetic as everything else in our life then we're completely screwed like the synthetic titties like since that synthetic

titties how much uh do you think that how much have you been drinking sebon what none just you think fake boobs enhance uh breast milk for their children or harm it harm it so then there you go so if you introduce something synthetic i don't know that someone's gonna be like no it doesn't sebon no it doesn't no i don't i don't really know either i was just hoping you you knew but i would assume that if you introduce something foreign like that into the body and then try to have it do what it would naturally produce without it i would think that it might make a difference trish assumes it makes no difference yeah she doesn't fucking know the trish pipe down let me explain it to you you don't want if if i if i was going to give my baby breast milk,

yeah. What I want them sucking it right off the nipple. What if there was a tube I could put on the nipple and then they suck through the tube and then the milk went through the tube into the nipple. Don't you think that that tube eventually breaks down for whatever reason that tube is always breaking down. Everything is always decaying. Like, so if you're drinking, I'm drinking this coffee out of a steel cup and every day I'm drinking a little bit of steel. Cause the steel is breaking down.

I'm like drinking a little bit of paper and you're drinking a little bit of paper. Don't get it fucking twisted. Everything is off gassing. Everything is breaking down. Everything is decaying and going into your mouth. You think putting a gelatinous sack of fucking titty, whatever's in there next to the fucking milk ducks is a fucking good idea. You're you're you're out of your fucking mind.

You're like, but someone has never killed any kid. I'm fine. I'm not arguing it has or hasn't or what. I'm just saying it's decaying and that shit is fucking getting in your. Yeah. And glass too. But the thinging and that shit is fucking getting in your yeah and glass too but the thing is is glass is fucking inert i'd fucking drink all the fucking glass i could before i drink a fucking plastic straw when i any of those fucking plastic fucking utensils i see

people use in their ovens on their steel pans i think are you i've gotten are you fucking crazy do you are you not thinking that pan is fucking 500 degrees and you have silicone safe shit yeah i don't fucking buy silicone either but it's just glass evie sorry no fucking way i know i know i know stainless steel is a stretch stretch that's why i want to talk on that absolute end of that spectrum fucking glass breaking down is a stretch too but it's happening it's all fucking decaying i like natural titties too i'm just love i love all of them i love the all of them the fake ones the little ones that just they're all fucking so great they all have have a purpose. I just wish the stuff with Bill Gates and the Zuckerbergs and the big rich billionaire people that are parking their money in different places, we're just more honest about it.

Yeah. You're like, hey, I started this philanthropy. It's going to help a lot of people in XYZ, but it's also going to help me in a large way because it gives me a tax break on this or like you could be like zuckerberg and be like i built this hospital because i needed a place to park a shitload of money that i could write off for a long period of time and now i want to be able to have my hand in the medical world and have a certain amount of autonomy and control over that so here's the hospital i built and here's all the doctors that i pay yeah it would be awesome i agree agree. Honesty.

Yeah. Transparency. Honestly, that's the thing about Pfizer. Now we're, if they came out and we're like, Hey, we did all this and we knew we were killing people.

No one would, all these Christian fucking douchebags wouldn't be like, we forgive you. Yeah. Well, we wouldn't even need Pfizer to do it. I wouldn't even care. But if we just had an actual journalist and media in the u.s that

gave us investigation and said hey look here's what we have here's the risks that are inherently involved with it because it is so new here's the option you mean in the beginning right off the yeah right off the jump right you know oh my god you guys listen to me very very clearly i i want to be very clear because a bunch of parents are hitting me up now about getting vaccines for their kids who are born. Get the book Dissolving Illusions and listen to it and get the book The Moth and the Iron Lung. Holy shit. This fucking thing. I haven't told you this part that I read yesterday.

Un-fucking-believable. It's identical to the COVID playbook. The entire fucking polio vaccine. Is a fucking hoax. I can't even fucking believe I'm saying this. And I know it's so hard for people to fucking believe. Because what's happening is. Is you panic.

Because you start to realize. That your safety net of hospitals and doctors. And vaccines and medical procedures. That so many of us unconsciously think will protect us it's a fucking shit show take control of your own fucking life right now and do not fucking inject your kids with anything until you've done the fucking research do not believe anyone so here's one of the things that they did in the playbook and i don't know if you remember but they did this exact thing with covid in 1955 when sock when that wouldn't sock the guy i think it's s-a-u-l-k

he invented the vaccine in 1955 when they released the vaccine by the way which was recalled because it killed so many fucking people when they released the vaccine prior to the release of the vaccine there's and there's a hundred things like this in the book, but this one caught my attention yesterday. Prior to the release of the vaccine, you had to have symptoms of polio for 24 hours before they would give you a diagnosis. Upon the release of the vaccine, they made it so that you had to have symptoms for 60 days before you would get the diagnosis for polio the implications of that are is that the day the vaccine was released you were immediately the number of people who had folio polio dropped by fucking

10 000 fold right because what they did is they narrowed the diagnosis from before you before there was a cure if you had symptoms for 24 hours they diagnosed you the diagnosis from before you, before there was a cure. If you had symptoms for 24 hours, they diagnosed you with polio. Do you remember when they used to do that with COVID and remember the reason why they said they did it with COVID was because supposedly for your safety, but really what it was doing is, is it was genning up funding. That person died.

That person has it. And every time they gave you a diagnosis or something, it increased the fucking money. The second the fucking vaccine was released they changed it so that you had to have symptoms for 60 days before they would call it polio of course there was a precipitous fall and they gave the fucking vaccine credit for that it's there's a thousand things in this book that are identical to the playbook that they use for covid identical and please for god fucking sake get a fucking vegetable brush and wash your fruits

and vegetables fucking a man don't eat fucking strawberries either i hate to say it i met a guy who's a fucking millionaire the other day who sells strawberries. Second largest, I think, strawberry producer in the, I didn't tell you this. No, no, no, no. Second largest strawberry producer in, I think, in the world. Wow. Awesome dude. Awesome dude. I know so much you farmers are gonna be like, fuck you. We don't spray that shit anymore. But my God, you have, do not, do not start letting them inject your kids full of shit. And if you want to just scratch the surface, you can just go to Google now and you can search in leading cause of polio 2023. And you'll see that the leading cause of polio currently on planet Earth is from the vaccine. Like no one's denying that.

You'll see that in the AP Press, New York Times, Los Angeles Times. Everyone knows that the only people who are getting polio in the modern world are people who – strawberries make my mouth itch. Yeah, that's interesting. Probably because you're allergic to them. A cock makes my mouth itch. I mean I'm speculating. Speculating, Suze. I'm speculating.

Speculating. Russ had a good point here. speculating susan speculating speculating russ had this a good a good point here the question is whether or not uh yeah whether or not there's no malveillance i can't even say that word yeah and in their intent their intent is profit and paying shareholders correct you may not like it malevolence malevolence malevolence thank you you may not like it but imagine there's a oh look at him no i don't think that caleb of evil fat cats nobody thinks that and dude you don't when interests align you don't need conspiracies when interests align naturally you don't need conspiracies i don't need to call

savon and say hey let's get together and do this or our evil plan if just all of the interest of the media and the government and big food and pharma when coke and pfizer and the fda are all on the same boards together and they're interchanging their employees that's not fucking cabal or evil that's what fucking suza's talking about that's just interests aligning that's not like that's me and suza getting together in front of our ex-girlfriend's house while she's fucking another guy and we used to hate each other and now we're throwing rocks at their house and i happen to show up to throw rocks and i'm like wait you're here too like we did the same thing fucking joe now all right awesome i'm gonna help you collect some more rocks in okay

great yeah i'll collect them you throw them cool yeah yeah yeah after 10 minutes i want to switch i want some rocks there it is uh yeah very very well said steven flores uh doctors uh are only good for acute injuries uh surgery preventive measures but yeah i agree i mean definitely like if you get shot by a gun you need fucking tom siskron i think my homeboy but um yeah thank you mason yeah that was it was good that was a um first you heard it's smart talk from suza and then i put some protein rocks in there the other thing too is about those the vaccines like we'll never know because it's why do why do why do polio outbreaks still occur if we're not spraying

crops with lead arsenic yeah so it's so here's i'll tell you some other shit so go look at the leading cause of polio spread now that that's my point it's from the fucking vaccine and they know it and they're not doing anything about it because it's like one in a thousand or one in ten thousand my ex knows why you hate her. Yeah, but he's right because I think there's so many times when people start talking about this. You know, Bill Gates and the vaccine and the Dr. Fauci's and the media and are they all – and people kind of try to dismiss it as like, oh, you guys are painting it as a bunch of shadowy figures that meet every Tuesday in a room and they light candles.

There is that happening too. Maybe that's the case. But by and large, I don't think that. I just think there's just a bunch of interests that are aligned. And they just keep doing what they do and pursuing their own interests, which are usually going to be profits and paying their shareholders, which is their fiduciary duties to them. And they just keep towing that line. And really, you should have an entity that's looking out for the public of the US, which should be our government and these other institutions that are in place to

protect us from the companies only pursuing profits and lying or manipulating information to have it pass certain protocols. And the problem is, is like Sevan said, now all the people that were on those companies now are on the boards of the institutions that are supposed to regulate those companies. We see this in the banking industry. We see this in the medical industry. We see this in the food industry. We see this in fucking government. So once they all start intersecting and intertwining with each other, you don't need the conspiracy theory room of dark shadowy figures you just have a a system that is now propelling upon itself to pursue the things

that are being pursued in the name of profits and fiduciary obligations to shareholders you and i are conspiring to make this podcast successful and uh and and that's the trippy thing by the way about um about crossfit that's the thing like who bought it yeah the american beverage association bought it so so this isn't the polio is caused by one of uh one of three types of the polio virus it often spreads due to contact with infected feces so this is like this is bullshit this is this is this is totally out of context this is not how fucking polio spreads it has to fucking get into your fucking bloodstream you could eat fucking tetan you could eat a fucking apple full of tetanus you're not getting fucking tetanus that nail fucking has to puncture your skin and get into your fucking bloodstream it's like saying people were dying

of covid show me one fucking healthy person who died of covid no it's like saying people were dying of covid show me one fucking healthy person who died of covid no it's fucking fat people are dying of covid or in some cases motorcycle accidents uh but but you'll see in a second here if you keep uh what's the leading cause uh hold on you'll you'll see it uh what is polio poison if you just dig in here you'll see you'll start seeing um that it's being spread by the vaccine leading cause of polio let if you just dig in here you'll see you'll start seeing um that it's being spread by the vaccine leading cause of polio let me type in vaccine here and you're also getting 5.3 million hits and most of us aren't going to scroll past the first 10 on the first page and google knows that so it all has to do is manipulate vaccine look at okay here it is from

npr national public tard radio how the u.s this is uh april 26 2022 vaccine derived polio stems from the oral vaccine used in low and middle income countries oh shit here we go it's um it's tie it's the cases how the u.s case might tie into the global upswing and polio might be hey dude what's crazy if you read that book the moth and the iron iron lung is they pulled the first vaccine very quickly because so many kids were dying from it. And Extra Sloppy had a couple good points, but this one here, like, you'll never get another government agency to protect the interests of the public. More government makes the problem worse, not better. Completely agree.

And I wasn't advocating for more government at all. I wasn't advocating for that at all. And I think the only way those institutions will get back to actually protecting the public is we have to untangle the money mess that's inside. I mean, those companies have so much. I looked it up when we were talking last time, and I think Pfizer's advertisement annual budget was in the neighborhood of the billions. And just their written text, like the billions and just their written uh written text like the copy and advertisement of things that are being written positively about pfizer and put out there they spend a hundred million dollars a year on holy shit yeah a hundred million dollars a year so to put that into put that into context right that's only one third of the advertising budget

for gatorade by the way yeah exactly well, exactly. Well, that's only the written. That's only the written. So that's not even including media or donations or different things to other institutions, right? Like I can't, I don't want to misquote the number, but I want to say it was something like $2 billion collectively and everything they spend in ads and lobbying. And if you were to combine all that up. So to put that into context my apartment

here in lovely livermore california and i get a screaming deal on it because we've been here for a while it's 2075 a month right if i were to pay for this apartment for the next 500 years 500 years it would cost me something in the neighborhood of like 12 million and change damn okay so to put that in context i could live here for longer than the u of like 12 million and change. Damn. Okay, so to put that in context, I could live here for longer than the U.S. has been the U.S. For $12 million in Pfizer, just that one pharmaceutical company is putting $100 million just in copy text that is being written and put into the internet for all of us to consume in various methods. Oh, that's why it's so hard, by the way, to find. It's funny.

I was looking about some nicotine and cancer-causing aspects of nicotine the other day, and it's so fucking hard to find it because the tobacco industry is completely fucking— They just pay to bury it. Yeah, pay to bury it. And you don't need to pay Google to hide your stuff. When I could just have a mass amount of media, like a fire hose coming into the algorithm, the algorithm is just going to do what it's going to do. That's also another reason why CrossFit is losing strength because they're not doing that into YouTube. Jeffrey Birchfield, any puncture, not just a rusty nail. Clostridium tetani is a soil-borne bacteria.

Russ, the book does explore this. He says, how many cases of polio in the U.S. in recent times? 90% vaccination uptake amongst American kids. Here's the part the book explores. I don't understand why we would want to reintroduce the disease. One of the things the book explores is that if you keep that live virus or bacteria alive, you're basically, you're keeping it it alive we're keeping polio alive it's it's an interesting kind of conundrum the book uh brings up yeah it's um don't take my word for it

though and don't think for a second that i don't think that there's a lot of crazy banana pant people on the like on the anti-vax side there's a lot of fun i mean it's what i i still don't think the earth is flat but um but just scratch the surface if you're gonna have kids at least you will hate yourself i can tell the other parents trip around my kids you will hate you will not be happy if you pump your kids full of drugs we gave fucking obvi polio the first polio shot and fucking my wife still fucking hates us for it. And just do your research so that you can sleep at night because those will be your prized possessions.

I'm Maggie Kerrigan, 999. I just wish that – I hope you become a billionaire. Thank you. Oh, that's awesome. I know. That's probably the nicest thing anyone is going to say to me today. Yeah. I know that's probably the nicest thing anyone's going to say to me today.

Yeah. I just wish that the institutions that are there to regulate and protect were completely free of any outside money or incentives that would inhibit them from doing their job exactly. And then I wish that the general media and everybody else talked to us like fucking adults. Here's the risks of taking it. Here's the risk of not taking it. Here's the data. Here's what the data means. Here's the data in context. Please of taking it. Here's the risk of not taking it. Here's the data. Here's what the data means. Here's the data in context.

Please look after it. Discuss with your physician about the best choices for you in a free and open environment. And the problem is we don't have a free and open environment. We've never had it. But now it's really, really cinched down on us. And the fact of like, we can't have this conversation here on the internet because YouTube is going to throttle this episode way the fuck down because we've already said we've already said vaccine a bunch of times so this will this will get buried in terms of browser you know

populating into other people's browser searches or or not search but you know the the algorithm as it feeds you new content stuff like that just because of the conversation that we're having and that's the real problem is the breakdown of these institutions. Like back in the 80s and early 90s, you just showed up at the doctor and they just had this cocktail of whatever on the table. And you're like, well, he wants to play baseball. So I guess this is what we got to do. Well, and you trust them.

You want to trust the like the hardest part about waking up is like you feel so vulnerable all of a sudden. I get it. I get it i get it you feel so vulnerable when you realize oh shit everything i thought was like i mean i guess i don't want to say some of the one the examples because someone's going to take it out of context but like just imagine how opposed you are to finding out the earth is flat. You don't even know why. What the fuck do you care?

Right, right. But we're so fucking opposed to it because somehow it would undermine everything we know. Yeah. They're fucking idiots. Those people think it's flat. Yo, why are you tripping? And a lot of people care. A lot of people would make the same argument like Russ kind of did earlier when he was like, well, I don't really care what Bill gates does because it hasn't really affected my life in any one fashion right well either with the word

someone said that in the comments yeah either with or maybe i'm paraphrasing it and sorry if it wasn't you russ that said it but essentially they were like yeah i'm don't want all of us the build up yeah exactly we can't even untangle what it affected or what it didn't right because it's so deeply intertwined but the point of that being is like some people really hold on with stuff like you know fuck flat earth and i'm whatever i don't have a dog in the fight on the earth being round or flat right but they'll they'll really hold on to it like you were saying but then they'll kind of dismiss some of this other stuff so it's interesting what people kind of pick and choose to hold on to well look at this russ stevens jesus people have short memory smallpox was hideous disease eradicated by vaccine hey dude i'll i'll find a book on smallpox too next i haven't looked into smallpox

but check this out that's the kind of shit people were saying about polio and if you start looking into it and you start looking at the numbers it doesn't make fucking any sense that the vaccine did anything other than kill people the third grade math shows that when they started pumping out the vaccine. The fucking numbers went up. If you want to look at the numbers. And the release of the vaccine. There was a precipitous fall in 1952 before the vaccine was released. Is that a word precipitous?

That's like off a cliff. And so and so for some reason no one caught that and people were terrified and so i i don't know about smallpox i i can look that one up too that maybe will be my next thing but you can also just go and look at measles go look at what happened with measles in the united states look at the 10 look at the number of deaths 10 years before fucking the vaccine came out measles in the united states and there's so many fucking other correlates. It's the same thing with the Jon Stewart thing. He wants to fucking put laws around guns. What is going to happen when we do that? You're making the assumption that 3000 less kids will be shot. Okay, cool.

What other, I want to hear what other stuff happens. Yeah. What's the trade-off? Yeah. What's the trade-off? What's the trade-off what happens because we do know what happened when you fucking mask people for three years well they're all they're all morons and they're still morons i just want to know what the fucking trade-off is i don't want to make stupid decisions the issue with this is uh russ put like why trip out about the vaccine though for cool with flatter so let it all go right or facts are facts right no the problem is is that if if savon thinks there's flat and i think it's round there's no laws around his kids right right

so let's not let's not ignore the fact that there's laws and and there's different restrictions and you're being limited in your autonomy your bodily autonomy like if i think there's flat and he thinks earth round we both still have autonomy over our bodies yeah i just i just don't want people if if i i feel um uh i was gonna say morally responsible maybe it's just morally superior who the fuck knows who cares i just want the information to be out there for people who have kids don't don't take it lightly yeah like just it's just just forget the fucking book dissolving illusions moth of the iron moth in the iron moth and the iron lung listen to him in your headset walk around the block listen to it double time

if you think i'm full of shit and be like nah he's wrong cool it's your fucking kid's life you will be so fucking bummed i know so many people who are so fucking bummed that they gave their kids the fucking vaccine have you read any books pro vaccine and it's no i think you should tell me one i mean you could i don't i don't know but i didn't know yeah the boss and whatever but i would like to i would like that that book that book by the way is not anti-vaccine at all that book is not anti-vaccine at all never says anything about that that book is just a historical take on polio that's all it is by the way it's just a historical uh take uh what about the guy but but but i live in a world that's like pro vaccine do you know what i mean i live in a world that's pro um

so jenny said something in here i want to be very clear. Leave fake titties alone. They are amazing. Prove it. We're anti-fake titty ears now. Definitely not. No, all boobs matter. Yeah. And I don't care. Like if you want to give yourself vaccines or you want to do that, like you do you. But a lot of this stuff also is. And and i'm just to be clear i have a bias steven and my bias is is that i i want the world the world to be a good place for my kids i don't want him to the choice of women that he's going to date have speech and like the vast majority

of them have a speech impediment or they're fucking psychopaths because they didn't get socialized by the age of four i just um yeah flat earther live a rock on get them you know what you know what i'm oh russ you know what i'm saying like yeah let i but part of me is yeah like if you want if you want to do it do it but but just just scratch the surface just a little bit don't be afraid i ran a uh yeah we're cool with everyone. We're pretty much cool with everyone. I'm cool with everyone. I'm cool with trannies. I'm cool with fucking racists.

I'm cool with fucking just about fucking everyone. The only people I'm not cool with is the fucking pedophiles. That's it. Piece of that cuff just off-gassed. They act like they're trying to kill your kids. They are trying to kill our kids. So that's the thing.

Whether they consciously know that or not, they're trying to kill your kids. So we're all going to die anyway, so we can get into the philosophical thing of it. But if they're saying that my kids have to take an injection to be on the soccer team to go to school to travel to europe to um go to the university whatever it is and if they don't and then i find out in the pfizer docs that were just leaked that the fucking 12 to 17 year olds are the most harmed by the, the injection.

They're trying to kill my kids. So I know it's for the greater good. I have three kids. I should just fucking donate one of them. It's for the greater good. Oh, look at that. We just got a text from someone pretty cool.

And it looks like, yeah, it looks like we might have a potential drop-in for the later show this afternoon if we want to go that route with those shows that's for today yeah yeah that would be awesome yeah i just don't know which time zone the person is thinking about um her own time zone that's a good question you should ask her you should text her now before she leaves her phone before before it's. Before it's gone. Before it's gone. 3 p.m.

Eastern Standard Time. Vaccines uprooted my life at 10 years old when I got the MMR and four weeks later was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes, 22 pounds underweight, hospitalized for seven days. The nurse, the RXN is listed as a side effect. Yeah.

Fuck. I know. Once you go down and you start seeing hey i mean this is just anecdotal but ob the only one of my kids that had any vaccines obby had one polio shot and he's the only one who ever has any sinus issues i'm telling you man if my kids are different than the rest of the kids and i see it every day the ones that are pumped up got a little dirt something's off but it's so there's so many multi-faceted i agree contributing to your kids and their personality i agree they have the coolest parents ever and say it is really tough i agree very anecdotal and i'm biased as a motherfucker i agree agree. Yeah, Julie Fouché for sure was fully vaccinated. For sure.

That is a fucking perfect example. Yes. He's thinking about the gills. To the gills. Yes. Quirky as a motherfucker. She is a trip. And I like to just like rather than like.

I don't even know if that's what you were saying, but I'm going with it. I love that. No, I just say rather than I try to. I've been trying to lately, like especially in this last like six months to just really try to be open to knowing that I don't know anything at all. And watching when I try to like skew towards one opinion about something and then paying attention to when I'm researching about that opinion. Like, am I truly researching and challenging the rigor of my thought? That's why you're saying I should read some pro-vaccine books. Yeah. Because if you're not really challenging your opinion there, you're just kind of caught

into the echo chamber and then you'll just reinforce your confirmation bias, right? So there's a lot of times like, this is funny, and I don't know if you do it too. But like when Grace and I are like, arguing about something or debating about it, I'll just continuously switch my Google search until I find something that hits what I want it to say. And then I'm like, see, look, here's the information. And it's like, but we do that. We do that all the time about everything. There was one book in here a while back I read. It was give more people government jobs. So that way, you could still keep the GDP rising and turning as you interject more capital or more money. What book is that? It's called The Deficit Myth. And I read it knowing that I believe in capitalism and what

that creates and incentives. There's obviously, there's a need for certain reform and regulation of it, especially in terms of our institutions and incentives. There's obviously, there's a need for certain reform and regulation of it. Especially in terms of our institutions and government. But reading that gave me like a different perspective on, you know, monetary policies that I wouldn't have normally had. You're a good dude. Again,

this is a crazy argument. I never heard this before. This guy, Seth Gruber is a savage argument i never heard this before this guy seth gruber is a savage you know what's funny too is i had this guy on the show and then we made a sub clip from it and it's so funny because anyone who talks to him like the the uh pro-life people come out and just like they they kind of like want to hate on me a little bit but they're nice to me they're like good luck i hope jesus finds you and like i was they think like i was arguing with them and he won and it's like motherfucker i wasn't arguing

with them trying to get fucking converted it's like it's like i was trying to drink from the drinking fountain and i couldn't get the water in my mouth and people are saying hey he's not thirsty yeah motherfucker can't you see i'm trying the cool thing was seth really got that and really appreciated it i think yeah you know i'm trying i want to be i want to be on the team that doesn't kill babies okay this is crazy though i'm gonna this is what i think's happening here and this fucking blew my mind seth is bringing up this idea seth's bringing up this idea that like there's no good reason to kill a baby. And so

he brings up the ideas like, Hey, should you be allowed to kill a baby? This is, these are pro life people or pro choice people. He's saying he asked the pro choice people basically, Hey, is it okay to kill a baby? If you find out it's a girl, they're like, no, you're out of your fucking mind. And as soon as he said that, I'm like, Oh shit, I see where he's going with that. Like what makes one reason more bet more better than uh another reason on why you'd kill baby you were raped and now you're gonna kill the baby you fucked in the backseat of the car drunk and now you're gonna kill the baby you're not old enough you don't have enough money to take care of the baby so you're gonna kill the baby you cheated on your husband now you're gonna kill the baby those are your reasons that are

valid but the fact that it's a girl and you want a boy isn't valid i don't know man seth's fucking this dude up this is pretty crazy shit here um i do not agree with you all the time but the but the challenge to my ideas is important corbin dallas i like that it would be impossible to agree with me all the time because i don't believe anything and and you disagree with yourself a lot as time evolves and you get more information right almost always okay here we go oh shit son of a you can just give me the numbers i'll be happy to play it sorry yeah sorry sorry here we go Sorry, here we go.

I know, remember the one-child policy, right? So they were identifying female fetuses often and killing them through abortion. I don't agree. Because of the, why not? So there he says, I don't agree with the one-child policy. And I assume he's talking about China. And this pro-choice guy is saying that he doesn't agree with that. So right there, we have a philosophical fucking break, right? It's like's like oh shit so this guy says that there's re this guy now saying

seth's clear he doesn't think there's any reason to kill a baby right that's his fucking mission in life to stop people from killing babies and this dude's saying that there's some babies he's already kind of committed himself to that there's reasons there should and shouldn't kill a baby i wonder why russ was leaving russ said oh we're talking about abortion time for me to go i wonder why oh sorry i wonder i don't know i just wonder why like why i'll talk about titties in 20 minutes i'll bring the titties back topics it's interesting okay sorry bring the titties back sorry i just like to feel i like this philosophical i like this uh because i'd never heard it like this before. That's a difference. Why? Why? It can only be wrong if the baby has rights.

That's why. I mean, can you imagine having Seth over to your house for dinner? Seth, what's up? What are you doing? What did you do? What do you want to talk about? Abortion. Sex selective abortion is wrong, but every other abortion is just the best thing since sliced bread? How does that make any sense? So, why did you say sex-selective abortions are wrong? Because you defend abortion. Because it's sexist. Exactly, exactly.

So it's wrong because the child in the womb has rights, namely a right to life. That's your little... You're twisting yourself into philosophical pretzel sir let's say a couple in america only wanted boys and when they got pregnant with a girl through ultrasound and they identified the gender they went and killed the baby only because it was a female that's right is there anything wrong with that there's nothing you can do about it no is there anything wrong, morally wrong? Why?

You won't answer the question, will you? How can sex-selective abortions be wrong when the fetus has no right to her body anyway? Exactly. There it is. You don't care because you have no arguments and you defend slaughtering. How do you not care? I mean, you got to care a little, right?

65 million babies in their mother's womb. You know, in China. I mean, wow. What a fucking crazy place he took it. Man, this guy is, I guess when you're, he's, he's really honed his craft. Yeah, I like that. But at the same time, I don't like that because it's one of those things. Like if you wanted a general like question about it, he's kind of doing a little mental gymnastics.

Yeah, play the gotcha. He framed it in a way that was impossible for that guy to answer it without him proving him wrong, unless that guy on the spot changed his belief, right? Right, right. Hey, Zavon, you still beating your wife? Not now. Okay okay so you weren't you know what i mean it's like it's like that question you're like well it's like you phrase it in a way that's like i i i think i i think i feel for you if you have a little compassion for

the guy he's talking to and a little empathy well and you don't think he's like he you think he's seth's just doing it to make video and and not not to really i don't think there's anything i don't think there's anything wrong with his approach on that question i don't think he's the Seth's just doing it to make video and not, not to really, I don't think there's anything wrong with his approach on that question. I don't think there's anything wrong. If he was like, I just made that for content. I don't think there's anything wrong with any of that. But I was just saying,

if you, you know, to really have that guy think through some of his beliefs, it would do is the question would be framed differently. Like his intent isn't trying to change that guy's mind. His intent is to show his, uh, the other guy, the guy, the older guy with the glasses, Like his intent isn't trying to change that guy's mind. His intent is to show his, uh, the other guy,

the guy, the older guy with the glasses, kind of the flawed logic in his thinking and how that, you know, it's a double standard a little bit there. And he's also making some good content for some of the stuff that he's doing. So I,

I want to thank that bald old guy then, because I fucking, that really got my brain going. I appreciated the, like that aspect of it like oh shit what is the reason to kill a baby yeah and that's what i like the best about ideas and then talking about them and holding them up to like rigor to see if everybody tries to poke holes in it if your idea your philosophy stands towards through all that then you know you got

something solid something firm to grasp and when you end something with saying, well, I just don't care, or you're a fucking idiot, then you don't, you know, you're not, nobody is improving or gaining anything from that conversation. And you're definitely not opening your mind to other possibilities. And even if you open it for a moment, then say, ah, I'm still going to stick with this because I'm identifying as this, at least you're aware of that. And if you could bring awareness and consciousness to the fact that I'm holding on to most of these, just because of who I identify with and this is what my tribe of people identifies with, at least that will be a big step in the direction of moving the conversation forward. How about at the end when he says he doesn't care? That's a good point, Kyle.

Of course he cares. He's at the fucking rally. A great point. We've already established you care you're fucking there you're wasting your saturday yeah what are you talking about would you come here to hit on chicks what if he did what if he's like hey i don't really have an argument i'm just here for the single chicks yeah i'm just here for the and i know i don't have to worry about having a baby because they're gonna abort it so you know right right i cracked myself up my own joke there that's i like it it was good

hey i will run um sometimes i'll run social experiments at the gym so we do like ice breaker questions every now and then like if i look around the room and i'm like okay there's a new couple faces in here that don't normally attend this class you might be new to the gym i'll say hey let's all get to know each other real quick and you'll say say your name. And then I'll make you choose like a, this or that question or like a yes or no, or like a one word answer type thing. And so I like to do these things where I'll say, okay, we're going to get political here, guys. And we're going to take a vote. And, uh, I'll say to the question that I was using this week is do we keep, um, the same timeframe that we have now and essentially get rid of the daylight saving time?

Or would you vote to keep it the way we've had it? We're in fall, we fall back and spring, we spring forward. And it was so funny because most people say, keep it the way it is now, get rid of it. I don't want to change the clocks ever again, keep it. But one person in one of the classes was like, I like it. I like to have the time changer and everybody in the class immediately was like what you why would you like it and then and then he starts like defending and he's like well i just like it to be lighter in the mornings i get up really early and it's cool when i get up and at 6 a.m the sun is rising and they're like why would you want that then it's dark by four and it was so funny to all of a sudden see this thing that didn't matter at all and you had a class of i think there was like 12 or 13 people in that noon class.

And you had 12 of them that said, you know, we all agree. And then we had one person that didn't. And it was just funny to watch all of a sudden them defend their positions. And then I just kept adding to it. I was like, yeah, you know what else? He probably believes in conspiracy theories too.

And then I was like, label him. I was like, label Tom. Look at him, he's evil. He wants us to live in darkness at 4 p.m. And it was funny to watch that conjure up, and then everybody got a good laugh out of it. But the framework of how that worked and how that perpetuates in our society is exactly the same thing, just on larger issues. So it's just kind of funny. Yeah, 100%.

Happy birthday, Sevan, Justin V. Thanks, dude. Thank you for all you do. You don't look a day over 50. Thank you. 51. 51. Okay.

I wonder if we can get through a bunch of these real quick. 502, don't push strangers. Oh, shit. That's me. Now it's all i'll take care of it i can do it too no no no no i got it i got it 502 don't push strangers i like being i like being told what to do there's so many of these 501 right yeah 501 no no no uh yeah 502 don't push 502 sorry i would you do you said that

i'm okay This one looks interesting. Okay. So let me pick this. It says Beverly Hills, California. And there's a girl here leaning against the wall. We'll play this a couple of times. Don't worry if you miss it the first time. And there's a lady leaning against the wall and she's looking at her phone, just has her head up her ass. And there's a guy walking and another guy is going to try to push uh man uh two is going to push man one into the girl on her phone and it's it's

fucking kind of crazy but here we go oh sorry you might yeah there you go. See that guy just pushed him and then boom. Crazy, right? Dang. Yeah, and I think it's smart. He didn't stop there. I think it's smart. He didn't stop with just a you got to go all the way through. Yeah, I love that dude's fighting stance.

He gets in. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Another shot to the head. Yep, totally. I'm totally OK with all that. It's hard because that guy, if that guy's just going to jump out and attack you. yeah, yeah. Another shot to the head. Yep, totally. I'm totally okay with all that. It's hard because that guy, if that guy's just going to jump out and attack you.

Pause, pause. Sorry. We'll watch it again. We'll watch it again. It's okay. Keep going. Keep going. We'll go through this one more time.

I'd love to get Blade on here and talk to Blade about this. Here's the thing. That guy, you don't know how violent that guy is. You don't know what he's capable of. I think you have to fucking get you. I don't think you can punch a dude once that motherfucker's still holding his beer are you tarted boom okay here we go uh get ready pause look at so he shoves them in the back never do that to anyone never ever ever and it goes to shove him into a lady who's not paying attention by the way that pay attention people i wish she

would have got bumped a little a wake-up call for her oh you're muted you're suzy you're muted i said he did he get being the hottest balance that was able to get out front but i wonder what the context was prior to this happening like with this guy and being ridiculous you know i have to assume that that guy is drunk with the beer yeah good assumption and that and that somehow that guy bumped him already or walked by him too fast or did something that got to that guy's ego. Caleb liked the post. Caleb's in here? Oh, no.

He liked the post earlier. But to your point, when you were like, you can't just stop there, you don't know what type of drugs this guy's on either, right? So you get some dude all methed out and you hit him and that's just like, it's like, you know, pepper spraying a bear. Like now you've just pissed it off and there's no way you're going to stop it. Like you gotta go, you gotta go all the way through to the end or just, just get your, get yourself away. One time when I was in San Francisco, this was years back and I was there, it was probably like one 30 in the morning and I was just off of like a tender 1.30 in the morning and I was just off of like Tenderloin, like a little bit off market, but kind of in the Tenderloin area,

kind of what they used to call Pill Hill or Golden Gate Street. And there was this old lady there that was homeless on the ground and she didn't look, she kind of looked like a truly homeless lady, not just a drug addict. So I pulled out to give her a dollar. When I pulled out money, another dollar or two had fallen out of my pocket. I picked that up and I handed her the dollar and I put it back in my pocket and I walked away. And when I looked up the way, I saw this guy looking at me. There's only like three of us on the street at that time at night, right? And I only assume you're there because you live on the street or you're doing some sort of criminal activity. No other reason to be in the Tenderloin past midnight unless you live on the street or you're doing some sort of criminal activity. No other reason to be in the Tenderloin.

Yeah. Yeah. Past midnight. Unless you're live there or a criminal activity. Right. And, um, so I kind of glanced over my shoulder and at the time I had earphones in, but there was no music playing. And so, which is a good tip too.

Cause if you could put earphones in and people assume you're listening to them, but you're not, they're, they're not going to be as quiet sneaking up on you. Cause they think you already can't hear them. So anyhow, he comes up and then when i glance back over my shoulder he's close to the distance he's like now like five feet away and he was probably like 20 feet away earlier and so i kind of look back and then i i turned back around the other way and then i pivoted towards him as i pivoted towards him he swung to punch me in the back of the head oh shit and i had just moved out of the way of it. And he kind of lost his balance from the

swinging of the punch and took two steps forward. And what did I do? I fucking ran away. I was out. And that's basically the key. That's only your two choices. Either I had to beat that guy until he, the fight was completely out of him, or I just had to run away. And if you're in the position to run away, I agree. Always run away. I always run away i agree i agree i agree i agree i and go back to that video again and you see that that guy could have uh probably run away but you also don't know at this time this guy's already like made contact that's how i just yeah i just love this uh i just love these kicks um i just love so there's so there looks like there's a word some words that change there

and then he kind of stops and this other dude like sir like the guy with the beer is like now he's kind of almost leaning towards him a little bit but i think this kick would have landed in the chest and then homeboy went to duck it just ducked right into it and then look how he kicks and sidesteps yeah and then look now in a running charge. And look, the girl's out in the background. She's like, I'm out of there. Good on her. Smart on her, too. Get the hell out of that situation, right?

I agree. This next kick's crazy, too. Boom. And you can tell dude throwing the kicks is trained sometime in his life. You don't throw a kick like that. This is a great question. What criminal activity were you there for? Sousa?

Definitely. Good point. Are you buying drugs? Sousa? No, I was changing colors of surfaces. Oh, and then casually walks away.

Yeah. Yeah. Boom. Nope. That's how it's going to go. Bam. All right. Uh, five Oh one, um, uh, misogyny, misogyny is such a fascinating word today because the DEI people are trying to hijack it, but we'll, we'll let's, let's talk about misogyny for a second.

Five Oh one. Here we go. Misogynist. Someone who hates or discriminates against women. And that says one more time. And then I'll read it to you guys. It's a quote from

Sounds like something a misogynistic dude would say. Misogynist. Someone who hates or discriminates against women. And now pause this. So this is a Rachel Levine. Rachel Levine is a man parading around as a woman and is the assistant general secretary of fucking health for the United States of America. Something like that.

Some high position health position. She's also the one that was putting elderly people into nursing homes during the pandemic and killing them while she pulled her 93 mother out herself, which is crazy. And the quote is women plus are taking control. Cis women need to step out of the way, be silent and know their place. So this is a man saying this who dresses as a woman and then this other woman here with the red hair and the blue hat is saying like this sounds like something the man would say well of course it's a fucking man and so here we have a fucking misogynist this is what a true this is what a true misogynist is uh so it's it's uh it's crazy okay so just all those people all those people are are most of the people who are you calling people misogynist they're misogynist

like if you were to say um danny spiegel has a beautiful body i cannot fucking believe how incredible her fucking ass is and someone said that was a misogynist that's because they're a misogynist because they can't accept the fact that you find the human form beautiful female form beautiful and because they hate the female human female form they don't think it deserves that those accolades but then they say it because you some and they'll and they'll read into it and say you're objectifying it or making it being superficial or who cares anybody that that's not what we're talking about fine i objectified it i'm superficial about it and i'm into That's not what we're talking about. Fine. I objectified it. I'm superficial about it and I'm into ass. So what?

We're talking about misogyny. You obviously hate women. You hate women. That's so weird to me. It is weird. It's weird that they hate women and it's weird that they can't accept the truth of what's going on. Really? You're upset at someone because they think that that flower

is stunning? Like what? It's probably a flat earther too. it's weird that they can't accept the truth of what's going on. Like, really? You're upset at someone because they think that that flower's stunning? Like, what? It's probably a flat earther, too. Yeah, exactly. Wad Zombie's coming here. He was a 90s kid. You learned those kids from Mortal Kombat and Tekken. Yeah, in Three Ninjas Kick Back.

Didn't your boys watch all those old Three Ninjas movies? No. Bruce Lee and Ninja Turtles. I know not Three ninjas movies no talking about the bruce lee and ninja turtles i know not three ninjas oh what ah god i don't know if they've seen that i should show them but i will tell you this well i'll wait till they're 12 my kids are gonna be a fucking handful the three of them when they're 12 years old you're not gonna want to fuck with those guys you don't want to fuck with them now let me get you a rear naked choke it's all fun and games into tapping out to a seven-year-old um yeah these ones here you never watch any of these no dude this is the shit back then okay my wife's

gonna hate it i'll show them that my wife's gonna hate i'm gonna blame you yeah she is gonna hate it because these ones when the guys like the robbers break in and they like you know set booby traps and do all this cool ninja stuff and sneak onto the ship at the end i can't remember exactly the movie but um 500 andrew dice clay man this is some just this is just some old school shit i think this bounces out my defense of misogyny this is this is This is just fucking great. What was it again? I'm sorry. 500. 500. The Dice Man. 500. I'm probably going to get in trouble for showing this.

Probably going to get a copyright strike. Oh, great. So I'm leaving the volume on then, huh? Yeah, it just has to be. Sorry. I just don't get that whole gay thing at all. To me, that's just common sense. I don't see how a guy lays on the beach, looks at another guy's hairy ass and says, Oh yeah.

Oh, I gotta have that. I ain't leaving the beach till I meet him. Come on. They're on TV every day, every fucking day. We want our rights. We want our rights. I'll give them rights. 10% off of Vaseline. Now get the fuck back in the closet. And they walk with that limp wrist. That wrist's on limp. They're busted from being on their hands and knees all night. Come on. But you know what it is? You got all kinds. You got these trans testicles.

Yeah, that's a nice Sunday surprise. Meet the girl of your dreams, your wine, that diner. You take her home, you put your hand up her skirt, you're holding a tree trunk. What do you say? Hey, for a chick, you got some set of balls on you. See, I just don't get it. Hey, this guy sold out fucking madison he was i think he's the first comic ever to sell madison square garden wow he couldn't do that now fucking doing some some gay and tranny bashing okay 499 here's the thing someone's like why do you keep going democrat or republican like why do you keep going democrat or republican like why do you keep doing democrat or republican so i want you to watch this and uh and tell me democrat or republican and then we'll talk about

why we have to do democrat or republican or why we don't have to or why we're open to just like but but but look at this watch this okay quickly so i'm done mr j are we saying that two plus two if you say it's four that's racist i mean that sounds like we may be mischaracterizing it with that if you can quickly sum it up no that's not mischaracterizing it at all it's math is basically racist under this ideology because it says there is no such thing as an objective reality so four might not be the right number two plus two might actually equal five okay so there's a couple things going on here one the the the interviewer is actually giving that lady an out by saying it's

mischaracterizing it she's giving her an alley-oop the chick it doesn't take the out there's no obviously there's no connection she doesn't even explain why it's racist to to think two plus two is four she just says that it's because you're stuck in an ideology, an ideology, but she doesn't connect that ideology to racism. But here's my thing. Do you think that fucking chick with the glasses on the right is a fucking Democrat or Republican?

You're, you're telling me you think that there's a chance that that's someone who's a Republican. If I, if we went to the theater and saw fiddler on the roof and we were looking at the stage i'd be like yep those motherfuckers are democrats and it's cool and if we went to a fucking pizza or a gourmet pizza place i tell you the waitress and waitresses and the chef are fucking democrats cool with that uh not the chefs chefs are smart but all the waiters

and shit like they're it just is that way those are and those are smart. But all the waiters and shit. It just is that way. And those are cool things. I like the theater. You're telling me that your piano teacher? Democrat. I don't know why, but no Republican is going to say that 2 plus 2 could equal 5.

They don't do tarted shit like that. And here's the thing. I never, ever see a black dude say that. Here's another thing. I've never seen an Asian person do that. I've never seen a Mexican do that. Why is it always – and I don't see men doing that. It's also women with asymmetrical haircuts.

That's the demographic I've told you. That's the demographic I've told you. People who think that two plus two is not four and that to say that is racist in general have asymmetrical haircuts and are white women. That's my case, Your Honor. I know that's some sweeping generalizations, but you don't like Democrat or Republican? Fine, well, let's get rid of Democrat.

It's just women with asymmetrical haircuts are white. I've never seen a white woman say that. fine well let's get rid of democrat because it's just women with asymmetrical haircuts away don lemonwood al sharpton i don't know dude i don't know that's even holy shit the interesting thing about republican democrat is i feel like given enough time it switches right well it did it well it did switch we'll get to that too i think it's i think it's switched a lot of times i think if you watch kind of the pendulum as it goes back and forth and that's why i have a hard time like really like getting behind the two-party system sure fair enough you know because then it's just like there's no there's no discussion about what's like what's best and why it's best and holding it up to any sort of like, you know,

rigor. It's kind of just like pick the home team and go with it. Well, I will say this. If I, I think it's important to vote and I think it's important not to vote Democrat in the next election. How about that?

That's fair. Who are you going for? Like, do you think you want to Trump to run again? Are you a DeSantis guy? I don't, I don't even know, but I don't, I know, but I don't want someone who's a point. I do not want someone who's a point. I want our army to be – I want our military to be fucking masculine again, and I don't care what you call it.

You can call it sexist or masculine or hyper-masculine or toxic. I want our military to be toxic masculinity again, or whatever they call it. And I, and I, and I want the guys to be called pussies who can't do enough pushups and all that stuff. And, um, and I don't want, um, uh, a guy being appointed to the, to the, to the, uh, uh, housing authority because he sucks cock and he has a cock. I don't want the bootyage i don't want a tranny for uh someone picked for any position because they're tranny unless it's like okay no sucking dick for housing unless it's in the department of transitioning people like then you can have a tranny in there they're they're an expert um i i just don't want it i don't want

a woman picked as vice president because she's a woman and she's black like none of that i just and i think that's what the democrats are doing i don't want to do that oh but seven um ronald reagan said that he would point the first woman on the supreme court you know that don't you okay fine he's fucked up that too. That's such an incomplete discussion. And here's the thing too. I'm okay with firsts. I'm okay with first. I'm all for celebrating the first woman, the first midget.

I'm the first guy with no arms and no legs that climbed to the top of Mount Fuji. Cool. I'm not picking that guy as my fucking climbing mate. Because he has no arms and no legs. There's a difference. It's all conflated retard thinking. So I'm thinking you're going to be a DeSantis guy. You think I am?

Yeah. I think I just kind of want a winner. But, but, but, but, call her high. What did the very busy New York City squirrel say to the Filipino mailman? Oh boy. I hope that there's something about busting a nut. What did the very busy New York City squirrels say

to the Filipino mailman? It's a fucking strong opening line. Oh, shit. Oh, that's a bummer. That's a bummer. Oh, my God. Wait, did you see Jakemer. That's a bummer. Oh, my God. Wait, did you see Jake Chaffin's comment? Do you think there should be minimum height requirements for the police?

I'm not opposed to it. I'm not like, no, that would be discriminatory. Like, dude, if the cars can't be driven if you're 5'5", then no. Yeah, fuck those dudes hey dude politically homeless shirt always get some good i i really like that shirt too we need to do some like revamp or colors or something i like the political i like the whole political homeless politically homeless someone told us someone text me and said it's theirs or something no no remember they had like a podcast or something and we're like fuck off it wasn't copywritten hey i want to try calling someone on instagram okay cool are you gonna do

do you have instagram on the podcast line phone or you have to do it from your personal oh the weird part about it is i think it has to be a video call too i don't know if you can do just a voice it's this guy I want to try to call this guy first let me show you this guy okay you're like the male version of me I watched it yes

I watched this a hundred times yesterday how did I call my buddy jumping up and down oh shit oh shit I didn't even see Allison's name on it holy shit hundred times yesterday. I make all my money jumping up and down. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I didn't even see Allison's name on it. Holy shit. Incredible. You're like the male version of me. I make all my money jumping up and down. Wow.

I like how that thing says, like, new shorts from. Awesome. Dude, this guy's Instagram is fucking amazing. I showed this to my wife. I could not stop. All I do is stare at his dick all the time. Oh, I better mute that shit, huh?

Oh my gosh. What is happening there Hey so I think what he does And I think what he does Is like he gets his dick hard And then Like lets it cool off a little bit And lets it cool off a little bit

Yeah we know that First let me I'll show you there's some other fucking Jimmy Drew It's just fucking ridiculous there's some other ones um do you think he's gay uh we could ask him i think he's gay look at look at look at his look at this sorry ladies look at now he's got it pushed down to the right. There was another great one. Isn't that what Nicky Rod does?

I'm a little scared to call him. He's freaking jacked, dude. His body is shredded, too. Oh, look at that one. Even with the rope around his neck neck he's still got a strong there oh that's the one we just watched okay ridiculous i wonder if steven flores came back for this or no russell stevens what was the guy's name left for abortion what about giant cock are you back he's back baby let me uh i don't know steve on you're so fucking gay man it's fine that's all right it's all love baby he he looks like he would be like fun to hang out with just

from his instagram this dude yeah fuck yeah you know like you just kick kick back a few on the beach with them and just see where the day goes so i'm gonna click these dots nothing fucks up it's gonna happen to me right i'm gonna click these dots you should be good okay uh oh i think you have to go to message to call him if that's what your gig is hopefully you didn't already send him a bunch of love notes oh we might be able to see your uh uh what would i uh just press the call button at the top okay a facetime or just call try call because i don't know if it's gonna mess with your camera if you try to like allow microphone access okay allow oh shit i'm kind of nervous me too dude if you had that blue check mark, you would have answered.

That's true. Started. Hi, Jimmy. Welcome to the show. You're live on the air with the Seth On Podcast. Does that mean he hung up already? Yes. Did you end it? No. Maybe Jimmy Drew. Let me see what's going on here. Maybe Jimmy Drill.

Let me see what's going on here. Come on, brother. We just want to talk about the schlong. It switched. What's interesting is something switched. Are you going to, if he answered, are you going to open with like, okay, so we're taking a vote on here. How do you fluff it beforehand? What is that process't know i don't know what i'm gonna say i don't know what

i'm gonna say people are dming you now just so it's on the show you see that like two came through right there this tab instead no answer what how hey jimmy seven here i saw your schlong in that last jump rope video. I just had a couple quick questions. Man. A, can we hang out? B, how big is it? I titled this one Ding Dong Dance, and then I put call them on IG.

Damn it. Remember when we did that to one of the CrossFit game athletes? Called them on IG was like me you and brian on the phone like this was a while back do we do it on the show no and we're like how do we get his number and i was like he actually has it listed here and on instagram and you're like is that his actual number and i was like let's find out that's got tetlo i can't remember to be for certain but that sounds like it'd be right or maybe it was like cedric but the point the point hey maybe this dude has his phone number on because sometimes when you click it people used to have their number on there and then their email and we used to get some people's contact that way and i would just straight text them right from that number and

that was their act that was their number dude i clicked this button on here it says former usernames he's had 11 former usernames oh you could see all of them you can't see them but so you can see if they've had like a burner account and who trish is i don't know what if we clicked it on like dave cashow then one of his accounts was trish and we're like oh shit uh i'm gonna click this account. It's just somebody like crazy random. See why this information is important. Oh, look at this. I could hear it. I'm not sure how this even works.

Hey. A joint call. Hey. Hey. Hey. I don't think they've answered. I can hear it ringing still hello he's here i just can't hear him

no uh hold oh hold on let me try this let me try sharing this screen what do you have somebody yeah i have someone oh shit is it a video hey hey oh it works jeffrey what's up yeah i can hear him i can hear you hey okay test test accomplished wow this just opened up a whole new world for us we can get people on the show without having to give out the link either hey dude how did you call this phone i don't think this phone has instagram well i went to instagram i went to your instagram uh savon r insta oh hit the little phone and here we are okay because it's not connected to this phone it's connected to my instagram it's on the computer. Okay. Well, shit. Wow. So there you go.

Well, thank you for verifying the test. Okay. You've opened up. See this shit. Jeffrey fucks. Yeah. I mean, this, you've opened up a whole new world for us. Thank you.

No need to speculate. The test has been done on the dime of all the current viewers. All right, brother. Thank you. Yeah. Thanks. All right. I'll see you later, man. All right, brother. Thank you. Yeah, thanks. All right. I'll see you later, man. All right.

Ciao. Later. Ciao. Holy shit. Okay. Interesting. Interesting. Hey, you know what we could do with that?

I mean, I guess we could have done it anyways with a link. I really want to do something out on the street. Oh, shit, you can't. Oh, no, no. I thought you could see his former username. Oh, you mean with the camera? Like we go out and I talk to people? Am I too short? Oh, I could just ask people if I'm too short to be a cop.

That would be a great way. I have two questions. My friend David Weed thinks I'm gay as fuck because I like watching this guy bounce. Do you think if I enjoy watching this penis flop around in this guy's pants, I'm gay? God, how – I don't even understand how you think that that makes me gay. God, I just think that's – I don't – I see how you're making that simple connection, but – Has anybody – I'm an aficionado. I have one of those.

Has anybody ever asked you before if you were gay in a serious way? I don't think so. I don't know if I have. Look at it. A hundred percent. A hundred percent I'm an aficionado percent a hundred percent i'm aficionado or a hundred percent i'm gay uh patrick mitrovich a dollar 69 i think you're gay uh i i like looking at it i don't want to suck it fair hey how about i don't want it anywhere near anything i don't want it near my i don't want

to smell it or taste it. Hey, you know, it's crazy. That's the thing. The human senses are fascinating. You see a pair of titties like under a shirt in like, then you really want to see him and then you want to see him and then you want to touch him. Right.

Like it escalates, give a, give a mouse a cookie. He wants a glass it fucking escalates yeah yeah yeah yeah then you want to put it in your mouth i mean you want it you want then you want you want to do everything except hear it talk but you may want to slap them around a little bit you may even want a little audio little audio i i guess i i guess i guess i guess um with the penis i don't want to smell it or taste it or touch it but i do think it would be funny if he was jumping up and down and i could hear it slapping against his leg i would probably enjoy that a little a little audio yeah a little

audio you can test its girth by the audio sound here it whoosh and around it round his pants and actually i don't even want to see it i'm very happy watching it just fucking move the cloth around in the back keep it to the imagination yeah yeah it's it's funny because like i've just been around people that like someone goes oh like i i thought i thought you were you know you were gay you swung that way and like they get like super like mad have you ever seen like what what would you think that about me and i always think like hey your reaction to that now makes me think yeah it's going on if you're just like oh no i'm not like that's funny that you thought i was what made you think that

like oh you have great product in your hair you're like oh okay well that's weird but thanks and um i believe you're supposed to say i like looking at that hog. That feels a little more masculine. I agree. God, his penis is – that line of his penis is just so nice. And the way it moves is – it's just a supple movement in there. Supple movement. His peni. Yeah, Jay Hartle.

I'm taking it as a compliment too. I don't want them to think I'm gay, but if they want to fuck me, I would take that as a compliment. But I don't want them to think I'm gay. I don't want to have any gay affects. Is that the word? Gay affects? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to have, like, a lisp or, like, walk up on my toes. That's not just going to happen. No, I know. I know.

What I'm saying is, if they think you're gay you're giving off i think you're giving off okay sorry either you're giving off a gay affect or they want fucking you to rest your balls on their chin yeah so like david either david either thinks i have some gay affects or he wants to fuck me and he's and he's and he's trying to keep me at arm's distance by calling me yeah and you guys haven't gone down to like your local gay bar don't use don't use gone down in our in the gay conversation don't use the gone down don't you assume what i gone down party with got loose with opened up to to open yourself up yeah to going down i i love to the gay bar down to the gay bar it's a good time

um seven what do we have to do to get you to do some uh street shows yeah that's what i'm talking about cole put the pressure on it's a good point we got another video from the chat here it's 15 minutes of them asking you to do stuff on the street there there's gay men married to women for sure for sure or you do have a smaller feminine body are you fucking kidding me that broke me when i saw you on the video i know that was funny that was crazy i watched it again last night with grace you did yeah she she wanted to see it she she was involved in it too because in order for me to be here for the length of that show, she had to get up early and go down and train the Livermore Pleasanton Fire Department. That's fucking crazy that she wanted to see it.

Yeah. There's nothing feminine about my body. I got some. Nah, there's nothing feminine about you. Nothing. I mean, I got some titties, but's i'm telling you like i i'm not saying it's masculine it's like more like gnome i'm if i if i'm feminine it's like a feminine gnome it's not a feminine human i'll give you that that. I'll give you that. If I have any feminine traits, it's not of the homo sapien.

I mean, let me tell you, if you saw me naked, you would never in a million years be like, oh, there's some femininity to it. There's nothing. I'm like. Oh, awesome. Oh, here we go uh jeremy seven we actually had that in the dad's group gay dude who's married to a chick and had a kid with her came out to us oh that's cool hey i don't think i don't know this but i think that a gay i don't know any of this what i'm about to say i'm gonna say some really shit that might

bug some people but i think that if you want a kid and you're gay i still think you should have sex so if you're the guy in the in a girl if you're the girl and you're lesbian i think you should have sex and i think if you're a guy why do i think that i just think that i just think you should with like a rando though like you just like like pick like a good mate based off genetics and like whatever yeah sit in a room with based off genetics and like whatever. Yeah. Sit in a room with the person and just keep make eye contact with them and set some boundaries on how you want to do it. And like, and like make a love baby.

Like, I just think that there's, call me a fucking kook, hippie kook, but I think there's some summoning of the soul and the spirit and the, I just, I just think that there should be a union of, I just think there should be a union i'm old school dude sorry yeah yeah but isn't that wouldn't that totally jack up the the parent who wasn't involved in that process you mean like me and you were dating and then you go and fuck some chick yeah to get her pregnant yeah to get full yeah don't you feel like you would kind of feel left out what if all of a sudden you like that pussy You're like damn Like you switched up teams all of a sudden

I don't know Take one for the team and just be cool And just let I'd let you fuck a chick if we were dating Sousa I'd let you put it to grace I could be in the room then We could both fuck some girl We could both fuck some girl

And just the lucky sperm gets it. Oh, man. Like, it's just a sprinkler. You'd like me to see how it... Anyway, but yeah, I just think that they should. I forget where I was going with that. There was another point to that. Sorry.

That's okay. Derailed you. You didn't. It was fine. I just don't think – imagine – maybe I'll see something in the comments that – oh, but I also think – I'm trying to think like if my – I'm trying to think think like I don't know it would be a deal breaker I don't think I don't know if my wife would divorce me If she found out I was gay I don't think Haley would leave me

If I I don't fucking know I don't think it's that one I find it so hard to believe I find it so i would fucking not leave her for fucking anything well i think your lifestyle starts to change so it's not like all of a sudden i'm like hey so i'm gonna go something let you know like like i'm a flat earther i hope this doesn't change our relationship you're like no dude it's cool we're good it's like come home

and just all the globes are cut in half get these out of here that's it that's it that's the only thing okay so that's the only thing that all of a sudden the globes are in half different model well yeah so then all of a sudden if you're gay it's like you know that might be tough to to manage through a marriage there with a woman right because now are you like how are you wanting to are you wanting to explore that part of you a lot more now i'm assuming you did you like came out so now all of a sudden it's like you know where are you going tonight it's like out just guys night out it's like well that now that changes the context of what's going to happen a little bit so you know maybe i guess i'm 50 and it's just all that stuff is just i guess you're right i shouldn't even speak on the subject i don't even know what i'm talking about

it's like so i can't explain it like, so not real to me. Just dating and, and any of it. Yeah. Like, like I'm so, I'm so fucking myopic. It to me, it's like,

well, how would it affect me? Like, why would, how would, how would Haley being gay affect me going to the skate park with my kids? I don't understand. Like,

you know what I mean? Do we have to, what, how's that going to affect the minivan? Like the thing, how's that going to affect my podcast? Like I just, I just,

I, yeah, I don't, I don't belong in this conversation. Sorry. I'm inadequate. I'm inadequate. I'm happy with just boobs and flopping around in shirts on Instagram and penises. That's it. It's about... We're simple, guys.

My wife never says to me... When I show my wife that too i i forget what she said i should film that you guys want me to film that my wife stuff like that yeah yeah that would be awesome she's dong this dude's dong she's like okay i'm gonna watch it but why is matt in our living room with a long glance philip kelly did you kick him out jesus criminy no he didn't get kicked out well we talk about jeremy's comment up above i think oh his story uh another crazy story got a 66 year old member at my gym married to a woman two grown kids realized in recent years that he's into dudes still married to the woman but gay as fuck what what i i'm is that a conversation

i want to have right now how do you know if you're all of a sudden into dudes you have to have always known yeah a certain party who has to have oh shit if you've never done any gay shit you really don't know if you're gay or not fair fair hey but you know what the problem with that that means that you can't be fucking gay unless you get diddled by someone that the implication of what sean is saying if that's true is that diddling kids makes them gay wait after you took that dude dude so so i'm totally open to the fact like i like i've never done anything with the dude yeah yeah yeah either of us um uh i've wiped uh there's these three dudes and i've wiped their ass a lot was that when you were at the home for the disabled

no it's my fucking three little kids oh yeah it was yeah and i bathed an old dude probably like a hundred times yeah i've wiped a bunch of dudes ass bathed an old dude probably like a hundred times. Yeah. I've wiped a bunch of dudes asses. And there's a there was a dude. That's right. I forgot. There was a guy in a wheelchair that I bathed like a fucking hundred times. And I bathed him like a champ.

Yeah. Got in there. I did. I ain't going to lie. Like, I, I, I fucking bathed him like I was a warrior. I wasn't afraid of little sponging. I was. I was.

I feel like I was doing guys work. Guys I feel like I was doing guy's work. Guy's work. I feel like I was doing God's work. God damn it. But I've never had anyone touch me or I never touched any dick. Well, I think Sean was meant like if you like explore that side side, not like it's forced upon you in some trauma way. Yeah. That's what I mean. You think that's what you mean?

And I don't, I don't know. That's not what that, I didn't interpret it. His comment that way interpreted. I didn't interpret it. Well, I didn't,

I didn't interpret it that way. I extrapolated. Is that a word? Extrapolated. Yeah. But that's like, to me, that was a pretty big leap i

just meant like you know maybe you're a man builds a thousand bridges and is never called a bridge built sucked so you sucked a thousand dicks but you're not gay yet yeah that's really opened up a can of worms what that guy said so so you're saying that all of us could be gay and gay being that we, we would prefer, um, uh, intimate sexual relationships with guys over women. We could all be gay, but we won't know until we try it. Or the second you, the second you try it, you, you just, you will like it. Yeah. He clarified. Did you see this other comment?

I'm just saying okay i'm just saying you can't really say that you don't like lasagna if you've never tried lasagna okay okay i like that that's fair but like but um i've jerked off once or twice or three billion times in my life and then when you ended it's always the same redheaded chick so you do that in the preview and you realize she had a dick and you're like and in your defense Sean in your defense and in this thought process I will say I've never even given it a chance

I've never like hey I'm gonna I've never just like I avoid gay porn like the plague so I've never even I'm not opposed to what you're saying. I just – I don't even want to open that door. So I guess Brandon Waddle, another deep philosophical question. Sam, I'll answer this.

If there were 1,000 dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on? I mean it depends on how narrow the hallway is. It depends on how many you put in your mouth, brother. I mean, it depends on how narrow the hallway is. It depends on how many you put in your mouth, brother. The answer to Sean's question, though, is that I feel like. What happens if I smell lasagna and I want to vomit? I know.

The thought of smelling dick is horrible. God, I'm so glad I'm not a woman. I was going to say, you kind of know because when I was in Mr. Hilburn's class in the fourth grade, there was this chick named Mackenzie there. And I didn't know why, but every time Mackenzie came into class, I just wanted to act like a fool. So all the attention, but mostly Mackenzie's attention, was on me. And I didn't know why right like i would just do something kind of silly and mr hilburn to be like that you're not gonna get any what are those little square pog candies called nico's uh now and laters no no no no starburst no like the chalky ones like they're old school and he used to come in like a tube and there's a couple different oh oh oh they look like

they come in the same tube as like mentos but they're not i know yeah um they're called like neko neko's neko's freak something tarts something tarts they're the same they're the same basic thing that a pez is but different shape yeah neko's here we go and maybe a little softer really that's what they're called yeah look i'm gonna i'm bringing it up right now oh no jay hardell said they were roofies mr hilburn's class had oh neco wow yeah yeah yeah these these these these oh i've never seen those oh shit those are like pepto bismo god those look yeah that's some ghetto ass candy he used to give them out on well teachersass candy. They used to give them out on... Well, teachers' budgets are low.

They used to give them out... Wafers. Mr. Hilburn would give them out on Fridays. Jesus Christ. Rhyme-any. But yeah, the point that I was making was there was something inside me that was saying like, hey, when I came in, certain girls,

I would want their attention or you'd play tag with them. And there wasn't any... There was no... There was nothing sexual about that for me in the fourth grade, right? It was just like, I'm just behaving this way and not really sure why, but I didn't feel the need to behave this way in front of other guys that I was with. I would get like that on the bus.

If a pretty girl would come on the bus, school bus, I'd fucking start coming unhinged a little bit. Yeah, you just do whatever to get attention. A gay dude might do that to to get attention from a girl though too but but what's driving that like what's the right right i agree i agree and so for me i couldn't really pinpoint it i'd be like i don't know and then an adult who like knows what's going on would be like well you like her and you're like no i don't no i don't i don't i don't and it's like well why do you act that way you know like i don't know and um so anyhow the point that i was making was like you would have that

inclination before you don't actually need to try it so if you come in and you and you smell the lasagna and you want to throw up and you look at it it's just not vibing with you you're probably not going to try it because you already have the idea that you don't like it that analogy bias no no no i like it the bias uh the moral to the story is is don't turn down a dick a dick horse if it's in your mouth because don't hate don't don't hate it until you've tried the lasagna don't take necos you could still buy them for like 31 bucks they got a whole pack here the candy since 1847 uh 496 tastes like it uh i want to tell reebok this i wonder i wonder if rogue is selling these someone sent me this and they said the nano 2 is for sale again what but it's somewhere in

fucking europe listen reebok if you want to sell a shitload of these sponsor my fucking show and if you're scared of my show let's's figure something out and how you can just send me shitloads of fucking nanos. Dude, let me give away 100 pair of these. Please Reebok to my fucking listeners. Oh, that would be awesome. Dude, I do not even... Will you try to buy one? Yeah.

Just see what happens. It's going to pop up my address too on here. Is we're rolling with no can okay so there's a problem right there yeah see if you see if you can go to us no you can't there's nothing for me to to change you can't see it on mine i'm trying to change the tab but nothing's happening it just only gives you can as the drop down so something's up oh wait no there's another thing that says if you're vaccinated, you could buy them. I believe it. Hey, if you can get these shoes, you should get those shoes. I'm not just just I'm not joking or those shoes will last you five years.

They're so well built and they're the greatest shoe by far ever. And yeah, I would get you. I'm poor and I need shoes. Yeah you live in canada ronnie i'm not poor and i need and i want shoes i got sent a pair of them nano twos yep my soccer mom oh yeah that's right yeah super cool we'll rock them at the gym and stuff uh 494 i just like this post. I like the artistry of this post. I just think it's 494. I skipped 495.

I don't know why. I just like this. Where it says incredible post, right? Okay. Yeah. It's that dude talking. Dude Canada. Oh, Stephen's back.

Isn't Stephen the guy who left? No, that was Russ Stevens that's Stephen Flores okay I I just I don't know who these guys are they keep popping up in my um search but um I just for some reason I like this post I don't really like their shtick but I like this post I think they killed it here access to sex men or women women yeah women obviously yeah so i would say hookup culture if we want to see hookup culture stop because women kind of control when sex happens so do you have anyone to blame but yourselves on that one you know thoughts he asked who has control okay yeah okay so and also who controls access

who controls access to sex i just i i don't even care about the premise there. I just like that Mexican dude in the suit, how he gets the red pill, and he's like, from the picture. It's got like a little Twilight Zone effect. He's like, ow. Did you like that? Yeah, I like that. I don't know how I feel about that guy's show, though. It's kind of like the Fresh and Fit podcast where they just kind of invite these chicks in and then just kind of pull a bunch of gotcha questions on them i don't

know how i feel about that pull your titties out and we'll pull gotcha questions on you pretty much yeah but i mean they show up there knowing that they're gonna do that so it's the same premise if they in the in the um in the adaptive class if they had girls whose tits are so huge that it affects oh my god what i'm fucking brilliant okay you're gonna have a new adaptive division in the yes i'm seeing here yes big dongs and yes yeah no fuck big dongs okay giant titties breasts that are more than like if it's if it's like pick some number 1.8 percent of your body weight they're too big and we realize that working out is more difficult for you and that you're an adaptive class i mean you if you're born retarded they got a fucking um section for you i'm telling you that class would be the the media the you know the dana white likes to look at their numbers on instagram for uh for their success the engagement would be off the hook

true or false every workout has double unders in them yes yes yes well this one starts with five double unders and then we go on to the workout. Do you think Allison NYC has much problem with chest bar pull-ups? No. She kills that shit all day. We can name it the Allison division. Totally. Gosh. Wow. Everyone on here knows she has giant boobs.

A 495. Coward. Dude. There's so many. I want, I want to go through all the entire four hundreds today. Okay. After this, I want to go to four 85.

I don't know what this one is. Coward of four 95 coward. We got it. I got it. The trampoline event. Yeah, totally. Oh yeah.

This guy's listen, this guy's fucking amazing every fucking mayor needs a um every town needs a mayor like this look at this shit this this speaks for itself this is incredible just school board meeting the mayor speaking members of the board my name is craig schubert the mayor of this city MEMBERS OF THE BOARD, MY NAME IS CRAIG SCHUBERT, I'M THE MAYOR OF THIS CITY. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOUR EDUCATORS ARE DISTRIBUTING ESSENTIALLY WHAT IS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY IN THE CLASSROOM. I'VE SPOKEN TO A JUDGE THIS EVENING. SHE'S ALREADY CONFIRMED THAT. SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A SIMPLE CHOICE. YOU EITHER CHOOSE TO RESIGN FROM THIS BOARD OF EDUCATION OR YOU WILL BE CHARGED. So I'm going to give you a simple choice. You either choose to resign from this Board of Education or you will be charged.

Thank you. Thank you. Let's do this one real quick to 489 we'll do 489 and then we'll do um this one we've already done before but you got to do it again just because it's just fucking bizarre world this is this is what Susan was talking about earlier like some

what what something happened like the world got turned upside down like we weren't paying attention it's almost like it's almost like the polls switched their magnetic, their magnetic polls switched. I don't know what the fuck happened, but who gives a fuck? No, I hear you. What pornography? I don't know. Fair enough. But it's, it's probably some book in there that shows the book.

There was some books at some of these schools where it was two boys uh um sucking each other off and one of the boys was uh under 18 yeah and they were talking about their their sexual interactions it was in a bunch of the kids schools but i don't know i don't know which one in that particular school but but hey listen if those board members are gonna be like hey it's not pornography then they should push back but but if he believes that it's kind of like um uh that guy seth gruber i don't agree with him but i can't fucking like i have nothing against what he's doing stopping babies from being killed i wholeheartedly i'm uh like he's the man like i don't care if you're right

or wrong if your mission is to keep pornography out of the fucking library yeah good do it but what if you throw that back in my face and you're like well Pfizer thinks that they're helping save people's lives with their injection uh oh

Seve they got you circle back on that ready here? yeah Barack Obama So, Seve, they got you. Circle back on that. Ready here? Yeah. Barack Obama's presidency, like before when he was running for election, he said that he believed marriage was between one man and one woman. I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.

I do not support gay marriage. I believe that marriage is the union between a man and a woman. He would be labeled as a right-wing extremist. gay marriage. I believe that marriage is the union between a man and a woman. He would be labeled as a right-wing extremist. That was liberalism from 2004 to 2016 against American imperialism, against American wars, American expansionism, all this stuff. That was an Obama liberal. And you know what? They were right. They were right to be against George Bush's wars in Iraq. They were right to be upset with a million dead Iraqis. They were right to be upset that weapons of mass destruction was a lie. They were right to be upset about that. Now they're pro-war. What would be considered an Obama liberal rhetoric, whether it's men or women and marriages between a man or a woman or the foreign policy issues,

for 10 years, that's a liberal Democrat during the Obama years and the Bush years. Barack Obama. The Earth's core started to rotate the opposite direction i did read that too something happened uh stephen flores prostitution is illegal but let me record it and sell it and it's legal explain that's funny i mean you get it i mean you get it, right? It's porn. It's so weird that you go from being against gay marriage to fucking supporting the shit they support now. I don't understand what happened. Mm-hmm.

I think 485 might be amazing. God, this might be so good. Man, jokes. Oh, this is so good. I don't know who this is, but this guy is so good. Kamala Harris making history first Jamaican and Indian African American well uh sexual identity is a big issue these days and Disney of all corporations got caught up and I can't believe it Disney just doubled down they announced they're making a feature film

about a transgender whale it's called maybe dick and the border wall obviously is a big issue. To show you how divided this country is, recent polls show that 40% of all Americans are for border wall. 40% are against a border wall. 20% said no comprende. I got to tell you, as an American, I don't care how Mexicans feel about a border wall because with enough time, they'll get over it. If you see something, say something. All right, if you see something, say something. You best believe I do.

The other day I called 911. I was watching ESPN Women's Swimming and I saw a suspicious package. There's internet rumors right now that they're making a new Superman film. It's not a traditional Superman, as we all know. This will be a black Superman, and it's not kryptonite that will harm him. No, it is Kardashian. What a pageant occurred recently, and a transgender won it for the first time in the pageant's history.

I think that's fantastic. I think what clinched it was the talent portion when she wrote her name in the snow. it was the talent portion when she wrote her name in the snow? Holy shit. That's awesome. That guy's just fucking shop up. Hey, I just want to be clear about one thing. It is not Mexicans who are

coming into this country. That is not what's being reported, by the way. They're coming across that border. But I think only 5% of them are Mexican. Yeah. I just, I don't want to, it's like, who cares? But like, I care for some reason. Jim asked if we could have a guy on that.

Can you have a guest on that Microdotia shrooms? Here's the cool part. Just take the shrooms. You'll deep dive into it hardcore oh what what do you mean like you don't need someone to talk about it you just you just just take them oh me just take them and do a show no not you i was telling jim jim was like i want to do a deep dive on that and i was like there's no need just just deep dive yourself just eat them and and away you go i don't know how i feel about um the uh i'm not a fan of i'm old i'm not a fan of drug suicide just drug culture i don't know

but i know i know that so many people swear that it's helped them so fucking many well if it's helped and the negative side effects are down pretty low then why you know what i mean i love a good joke but damn those were softballs i know it's it's like 1950s humor right it was kind of like the part of the humor is how cheesy the humor is right that's why i kind of like them yeah but he's streaming that on amazon prime like he's making it for like a corporate television station. Meaning what? Meaning that the jokes are only going to be a certain parameter.

Oh, oh. I was talking more about his delivery. Oh, oh. I like them, but I'm a fan of dumb dad jokes. Oh, someone was calling. Sorry. I didn't even see you were calling. I don't know what's going on.

How about 481? Fucking Mexicans. 481. Oh, I have something I need to show you. A Los Angeles Times. Oh times oh yeah this is fucking awesome los angeles times is reporting this is great uh caller hi caller hi debbie what's up dude jim no oh yeah hey. Did you take the shrooms? What's up, dude?

Hey, what's up, dude? Dude, I've been like, obviously, I was a cop for 12 years, so I couldn't do any drugs. Now I'm not a cop, and I want to do all the drugs. Nah, just kidding. But I do want to try microdosing, man. People have been talking about it like crazy. Rogan just had a guest on recently. He's an ex NFL player,

but he was talking about how he was microdosing before games. And he was like in the fucking zone. So I'm like very intrigued by the whole thing. He did have a guest on. I don't know. Maybe I can go through the experiment, start microdosing and see how it affects my crossfit. You've never done mushrooms? Dude, I haven't know. Maybe I can go through the experiment, start microdosing and see how it affects my cross. You've never done mushrooms? Dude, I haven't done anything ever.

Um, there, there, it's a pretty remarkable experience. Um, but you have to know that like, so let me just give you an example. You could take a bunch of mushrooms and be sitting in your backyard and behind from one of the bamboo plants you have in your backyard you might see a native american guy poke his head around the corner holding a spear and and then when you come back from mushrooms you're going to go off on this 10 year tangent in your life about checking into your native american roots and what was talking about you there and it's in that one little glimpse of fucking uh could just reboot your whole shit and take you in some sort of fucking direction maybe you don't want to go in and i don't think

people realize that like that's the kind of shit that happens on that it's going to be so fucking real what happens on that trip but also so un ungrounded is fair but but bear with me ungrounded you just gotta be like people reboot their shit and it's like uh-oh like did you really i know did you really want to do were you ready to reboot your shit are you feeling me on this yeah no no dude i'm totally with you and i think i think i'm kind of to the point where i'm like i want to reboot yeah okay then do it then do it yeah then it's fun then yeah in a healthy but i would i mean i'm no expert either but i wouldn't i wouldn't microdose i would take a fucking trip in well that's what i was gonna say yeah there's

a big difference between what jim's kind of referring as which is like less than a gram of like psilocybin that you eat and like some chocolates or something like that versus like what you're talking about someone when you eat like an eighth right yeah the dosing of it matters a ton and i don't know i've never eaten any shrooms and i've experienced with them a little bit to where all of a sudden it radically changed the way that I like thought I definitely felt that but you know those people you know those people that did acid and then fucking they just well acid's a different story yeah I mean there's are there are and I also know a bunch of people that did MDMA or ecstasy and got super deep into that culture too right right so it's like yeah I have heard I have heard of this this like reawakening or discovering whatever you're talking about savvy like that whole thing so my cousin for instance he was he

was a fucking heroin addict bro like fat off and he did dmt and he went fucking cold turkey i'm saying like cold turkey the next day off of heroin. Did not use it ever again. Yeah. And he had a life awakening moment and he, he microdosed his shrimp here and there, but I know a lot of people are finding like, it's, it's very,

very helpful, but I, I know I'm jumping back and forth, but I do, I do think I kind of want to fuck with what you're saying. Like that, that reawakening or figuring shit out. Then, then, then, then, then reawakening or figuring shit out. Then,

then, then, then, uh, then give yourself a whole entire day, wait out, get yourself a little bit of a half eighth of some shrooms, throw it on a little peanut butter and piece of bread.

And away you go, my friend. And have, um, and, and have, uh, your wife take your kid out of the house and just,

for sure. Yeah. And have the backyard to yourself. Yeah. So I'm going, I'm getting ready to leave. We're going on vacation. We're going to Hawaii. And I've been, I've been dreaming it up in my head.

I'm like, dude, I want to hike to the top of the mountain and I want to eat shrimp. But I'm like, is it going to be, am I going to, is it going to be so bad that I'm going to like fall off the mountain or anything? Or will I be pretty chill? Or you don't know. You're not going to fall off the mountain, that's for sure. But I definitely want to recommend you go into like a foresty type jungle place in Hawaii by yourself without a clear path back. The other thing too is like once you take them, you're going to feel very like vulnerable and exposed once it really kicks in.

Very vulnerable. You're not going to want to be in a setting where random people are going to come up and talk to you and stuff. And cause it kind of goes like in a wave, like one minute you'll be like, Whoa, that was kind of crazy. And I'm just a little foggy.

And the next minute you're just going to be staring at this tree being like, how is this just growing out of the earth? And why does it look so good? You only want to be with your wife and your kid when it's, when, even when it's over, there's going to be like a window of a few hours where you're just going to want to be around people you love. Like, like that, that was the craziest shit as a kid. You do mushrooms and you go into a seven 11 and you're

like, Oh Nelly. Dude, that happened to me. Oh boy. And you start thinking the other people are plotting against you. Like you really do get that like drug addict paranoia a little bit when all of a sudden you're like, wait, why looking at me are they looking at me is it me is it them what's happening i need jim i want to i want to tell you this if for some reason you do do it on this trip and you um remember this no matter what it's gonna be over just just take that in there with you and you'll be armed to the gills you just have to remember as you take it at some point this will be over because that that a. You just have to remember as you take it at some point, this will be over.

Cause that, that a common theme for people is they get, you're going to go to some fucking hairball places and, and there'll be fun. You'll be glad you went there, but you'll, if you start tripping, like,

Oh fuck, is this ever going to end? Yeah. That can fuck your shit up. Yeah. Do you think, I think because I've never, like I've never been high before on anything.

Yeah. I should start with like, start with weed or something first. Or just say, fuck it. Like it's different. Yeah. I would just,

you know, first off where, wherever you decide to get them from, make sure that the, that it's like a good source. Like they're legal here in Oakland. So if you have a layover on your way to Hawaii and you stop in the Bay area bay area you can hop out and grab it from they are they are you can just go to the store and get mushrooms in oakland yeah psilocybin yeah it's legal here oh and you just go to the

place and get it wow we could do seven on the street goes to buy mushrooms and then we give them to the first homeless person we see i was recently somewhere where someone gave me mushrooms and i and i uh and i ate them and i ate a very small amount and it was fucking intense and it was a very very very small amount and i i i was like wow i'm like out like i'm out of practice that it was so it wasn't bad did i tell you that susan you know who gave him to me yeah because i was offering him too oh yeah not at the same time at a different time i was like i don't want to go in there today it was intense so all right so the point i'll text you susan and get some like yeah shoot me a text i think i'm gonna dive deep into it and i'm hoping that i don't have some like awakening moment where i come back as like a liberal or some shit you will pass hey you will pass through that zone

i think the most liberal you'll be is you'll just like i don't know if you use soap still you might like quit using soap and you might like be like hey i'm never eating a package bar again that shit can happen to you on mushrooms but i think you'll be good that wouldn't be that bad no it's not that bad at all but definitely a fucking hammer you straight into the fucking the earth world and uh and you'll make some probably some good life changes yeah awesome well i'll keep you updated please you guys are the fucking best i'll talk to you guys later okay remember on the journey it's gonna to be over, and we love you, and we can't wait to hear.

Remember, you're going on an adventure for us, and bring us back some wisdom. Yeah, buddy. All right, love you guys. Love you too, Jim. When I have any of that stuff, I just like, I mean, I, fuck, dude, I haven't taken, like, any mushrooms in a long time. But when we were at my bachelor party in san diego we had the

same kind of chocolate situation set up the microdose chocolates yeah that's what i did i took some chocolate mushrooms and it was fucking crazy yeah everybody was kind of eating them there but i just i couldn't like for me it needs to be kind of like how jim wants to experience it like i'm not i wouldn't do it for just kind of like a recreational like you know like have a drink or you know blah blah i kind of have a little bit more intention behind it if i were to do that again i just don't have a desire to the other thing too is like those psychedelics at least from my experience there's no like it's definitely not like addictive no i don't do it and you're like you're like i'm good like I'm not doing that for a long time I was a Native American for 12 hours

I'm good I'll come back and just be Sevan and fucking Santa Cruz Where's my shoes and socks Have you ever seen that Cat Williams bit where he talks about Like what weed will do And he's like it's just like He calls it fuck it

And I can't remember the bit exactly And he's like but you'll be stressed as hell trying to pay the bills blah blah blah he goes then you sit on the couch and you take a big hit you go you know what fuck that pgd bill i got some candles in the closet i've been waiting to burn those motherfuckers i'm not paying it anyways no but it was like a good like it's not how weed would work on me by the way i would start getting paranoid about who's going to pay the bill. But for some, it definitely gives like an appreciation or like gratitude for stuff. I know it does for me, like those type of like weed or like mushrooms or something like that. Like it usually gives a general like appreciation of like, you know, life and things. I have an autistic brother.

The only time I've ever understood his world and how he sees things is when i ate mushrooms and talked to him on our driveway for hours it was in the middle of a party uh one time i did mushrooms and i was living in a motor home at the time and i went in the motor home and i and i had three great danes and it and i sat with my great danes for like two hours and it completely from then on changed my relationship with dogs completely fucking changed my relationship with dogs really yeah it was crazy like it just made me just appreciate dogs i don't even remember it was so long ago but i was just i i don't know what i was doing i was communing with them but i just had this crazy i've never since then just have this greater crazy deep appreciation for them. I don't see them as – it just changed.

My whole perspective on them changed. I don't want to get in any weird – say any weird shit and then someone throw it back in my face. But yeah. Isn't it weird how those like the come-from-the-earth drugs like the mushrooms or like the weed and stuff like that, like how it was really like outcasted by society. But if you really took alcohol and we were also normalized to it, but if you talked about it in a way like we talked about with Jim and he's like, hey, I want to try alcohol. And we're like, OK, be careful what you do, because if you drink too much, you're going to black out and not remember anything. And also to get yourself in a situation where you won't be tempted by any other women or

other dumb choices, because if you drink, it's going to turn off your frontal lobe and your decision making and your ability to think long term is going to go completely out the fucking window. And you're only going to feed the five minute thought process of seven. Like, what am I going to get in these next five minutes? Wow. So if you really start to think about that, and you go, Oh, and by the way, like when everybody takes this drug, it causes a lot of sexual abuse for women in colleges. then by the way when guys do it too you're going to become overly aggressive and women you're going to become overly emotional or guys you're going to become overly emotional okay you guys down you want to take it oh by the way it's

highly addictive oh and also too you could die from it oh and it fucks up your liver really badly oh not to mention you get a ton of calories with it too, which creates some more inflammation. Oh, and it really fucks up your sleep. Oh, and if you drive, you might be so incoherent that you will crash your car and kill another individual. You guys down? All those things are so true, what you're saying. I know. But think about it.

Oh, you want to smoke a little weed? Oh, I don't want to do that because all I'm going to do is sit on the couch and eat a bunch of shit and be too afraid to go outside because I think everybody thinks I'm high. Right. Oh, but didn't you smoke that joint and get angry? Hey, I can't wait to drink something and ruin my fucking – and only make decisions that I care about for the next five minutes. Yeah. But it's funny, right? Oh, I drink a bunch of alcohol.

Now I'm exploring other drugs I would never touch. You smoke a little bit of a joint. You're not going to do that line of cocaine in the bathroom. Sean, right. Good point. Sean, this is a great line. I realized what it was like for old people trying to use an iPhone when I was on shrooms. Just lost in it. I don't know. But I always thought that that was funny because when you talk about alcohol in that sense you're like wow yeah wow that's crazy and then you compare it to those those two other drugs in particular you're like yeah it's interesting but because it's a societal norm and it's also so prevalent in our social you know settings and everything else we all just kind of accept it for what it is a los angeles times white drivers are polluting air of people of color and basically if you scroll down here the the the irony is so funny not the irony

the facts make this thing so funny first of all white people in los angeles make up um i i can't scroll i think you do have to oh sorry uh white people only make up like 20 percent of the 26 or 24 percent of the population and the majority of people in fucking los angeles are mexicans like 45 you can scroll way down you can scroll till you see the numbers yeah let me see let me see if i can find the numbers here okay here it is twitter labeled the times tweet as false i love it noting that la's population is 48.4 percent hispanic and 28.1 percent white listen to this these fucking the los angeles times is reporting white drivers are polluting air of people of color. No, motherfucker, it's the Mexicans, Hispanics, Latinos. Fucking it up for everyone because there's 48% of them.

But the article doesn't even make sense. Okay, so let's get rid of the Latinos. Now who's fucking up the air? It's always going to be someone fucking up the air. It's going to be whoever's driving is fucking up the air, or whoever's bringing the cargo ships in or whatever methods are being whatever you're doing that's fucking up the air the homeless people who are starting fires in their encampments divisives divisive racist systemic stuff that promotes systemic racism is what this article does. Yeah. It just creates more like nonsense and divide. Yeah.

So fucking bad. Fuck. I don't know if I could find it. Okay. Well, I'll look to see if, if I could find it on here. I have to go. I've had to go pee for 40 minutes.

Okay. We can wind it down. I was just – there was this value tame and I think it was just posted or maybe it was another account, posted an old Saturn, I think, commercial where they showed how inefficient cars are. Inefficient? Yeah. Oh, I remember the Saturn car. That was funny. Like how much space they take up and

what that actually so if you were to remove the cars and just have the same equivalent of people moving down the streets how absurd it looks for how much is actually like moving and how traffic's clogged up versus the amount of people that are actually like it on the streets it's pretty um yeah the one person per car thing yes uh chris uh uh beisterfield i'm a color too you are that's you are colored too yeah maybe they took it down all right my bladder is gonna okay all right all right all right we'll go never mind okay add it to the list. Yeah, to the list. Okay, guys. Today at 2.30, I've invited a Brian friend, Bill Grundler, Mike Halpin, J.R. Howell. I don't know if I invited Hiller yet.

Hiller's coming. Oh, Andrew Hiller. He'll be there. I don't know who's going to be there, but we're going to talk about the quarterfinals workouts. The scoreboard will, the first workouts will have been due by then. I have not looked at one of the workouts.

I'm just on this thread. I guess there's crossovers in the workout or some shit, but either way, it should be funny. I don't know shit. And so if you don't know shit, it's okay. Cause I'm going to make them tell me everything. Yeah. Two 30 Pacific standard time. So in four workout or some shit, but either way, it should be funny. I don't know shit. And so if you don't know shit, it's okay. Cause I'm going to make them tell me everything. Yeah. Two 30 Pacific standard time. So in four and a half hours, I'm going to go to the beach right now. Love you guys. So it was a great seeing you. Yep.