The Sevan Podcast - #843 - Do You BELIEVE Or Do You KNOW? | Live Call In
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Oh, no.
The sign's sick, right?
Yeah, the sign's really cool.
It gives it a whole new vibe.
Like behind you, how they glow on the cards and all this stuff did
you fix that up behind you too i there was there used to be bought the cards used to be over there
and oh yeah i moved them over there yeah it looks freaking awesome um
shoot and this thing comes with a pretty fancy remote but i can't get it to work it worked for
oh all those
are colors you could put on yeah and it's got an on off switch but now none of it works it worked
for like a minute weird i wonder why it doesn't and oh and i could dim i could dim it well no i
can't but i could it's not doing it yeah all right we'll have to check that out.
I think it'd be cool if you always played with the color
and the brightness.
And then it has a thing where it even
will go through different colors.
Oh, and it has different color temperatures?
Yeah, it's fancy.
Wow.
This was one of Athena's friends who made this?
That's freaking... I don't know.
But I know it looks freaking awesome looks for anyway the remote the remotes trick i bet you get like another one of those remotes for pretty cheap
is that the same allison yeah she just changed her picture swapped it up
this is gonna this is this is gonna sound pretentious but it's not i guess it is pretentious i think i'm so much cooler because you guys got me this and i didn't do it myself
you know what i mean no totally this is like i gotta blow a job instead of suck myself off you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah yeah like
yeah first of all i would have never done anything this cool you guys have to understand
this thing is like this thing is not a joke it comes with a big steel bracket um it's it's pretty
uh fancy it's like you could hear that yeah yeah it's like it's like legit it's like... Can you hear that?
It's like legit.
It's like Rogue made it for me.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
The fact that I was thinking about how someone even
got upset in the comments. I was poking fun
at people like Sean ryan or these
people who like have these fancy sets or even even our homeboy even patrick bett david except
his isn't over the top but you know just where they have the stack bottles and the mood lighting
and just all that shit yeah like a bunch of dumb books behind them or something smart well
it's just kind of like i get wanting to i like i just like joe rogan shit i just like that
i i truly believe that's just shit on a desk and it's like you kind of want it to be clean and you
want a certain kind of image but you don't want to go over the top yeah you start to kind of look
like a poser and you know and i in even even like the thing and i wasn't in the military so i don't know how
those guys talk but like when when i when i share times with caleb caleb does all the times in
military time like i'll be like hey can we do a show at i know you know at two and he's like
1600 is perfect or 1400 is perfect i'm like okay but like in jaco show when he's like i'm here with
echo charlie 7473 and it's like dark and moon.
Just part of me is like,
I just takes away from the authenticity right away for me,
but maybe it is how they really are.
But anyway,
I just feel like this is so authentic.
It's just like,
yeah,
the homies did this.
Yeah.
That's cool.
It was,
it was quite the test of my patience.
Getting it out.
Yeah.
Yeah. Putting it up with, cause my boys were in here ah and they really want they really want to be on the podcast so bad that's
awesome and so they're like sitting in the chairs and they're like so uh hiller when's the last time
you shaved your back they're like saying stuff like that and he's like they're like suzanne
and they can have those mics over there and they're like saying stuff like that and he's like they're like suzanne and they have those
mics over there and they're like touching shit on my desk one of my son joseph goes this room's
not fun because everything in here belongs to heidi meaning that's funny yeah like he knows
yeah yeah yeah oh wait did we reach 21 000 oh did we do it? Hold on. It'll drop back down, dip back up, drop back up as
YouTube plays with our hearts.
Jethro's birthday is coming up in two days.
March 20th. Wow.
You have Jethro's birthday, huh?
Jethro's. Look at you.
Got a little birthday calendar over there?
Yeah, let me see. Birthday calendar shout out.
Jethro, March 20th. For $2.99,
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You want me to wish happy? Yeah, $2.99, I, you can get a cameo of Savant on your phone. You want me to wish happy?
Yeah, $2.99, I'll wish you a happy birthday.
I do it, but I pay you. I give you a dollar.
But I tell everybody you paid me.
That's how that works.
In our thread this morning,
the games is getting tore up.
Thread.
You saw that shit just pouring in this morning there's the games is getting tore up you saw that shit just pouring in this morning yeah i usually ignore that thread and then when i sit down i'll like go up to the next
the text that i recognize and then i'll just read through the whole thing because there's just so
much going on it's hard to like stay on top of it what's crazy is i thought half these people
like sucked loved the games and they i don't know if we corrupted them or they finally saw the light,
but they're like,
yeah,
today's show is going to be fun.
Oh,
um,
I think we have to move.
I think we should move Sunday show to.
Oh,
4,
4 PM.
Yeah.
You should tell Tetlo.
And then we need to,
and then we need to respond to Colton Mertens also.
I'll remind you after the show.
You don't have to worry.
I'll remind you.
I didn't open the text messages.
Okay.
Don't stress.
Phillip Kelly is coming on today.
Phillip is a guy who's been on the show.
You guys know him in the comments.
And Phillip, God, oh, shit, I forgot my coffee.
Son of a bitch. grab it that's okay
well my wife um i'm just i'll have her bring it i forgot my coffee it's funny my eyes are
i noticed my eyes were starting to close i got fallen asleep and i was about to take a sip of my
coffee um can you bring to me show you all right it looks so much cooler with that lighting behind you.
How about when I lean back?
Yeah.
That's nice.
You know what I did?
I had a shallower depth of field
so I would only be in focus when I'm up here
but I changed it.
For those of you Aperture Geeks,
I was at 1.4, 1.8
and I switched it to 2.8.
I have morning voice today?
No.
I've been, I've had some, for three years now, I've had some sort of ailment.
That's the start of the podcast.
Yeah.
I feel like for three years now, since COVID came out, I've had COVID.
So that brings me to a
very interesting thing so there's this city some of you are going to find this completely fucking
unbelievable but i'm telling you it's true there's this city south of us it's like three or four
hundred miles south of uh um susan myself and it it is um it's one of the most influential cities
in the world and people there during covid
actually locked themselves in their house for a year and two years and i don't mean like a hundred
people i don't mean outliers i mean by the tens of fucking thousands these people actually believe
the pandemic was real by the way i want to tell you going back to the polio thing, the polio thing was even a bigger hoax than COVID. And here's why. COVID, you actually had to eat sugar for 30 years straight for it to be fucking dangerous for you. Or five years straight, whatever. You had to drink four Mountain Dews every single day for four years before it would kill you or 30 years, right? And there was other shit you could do too.
You didn't have to be just Mountain Dew.
Don't anyone get all fall into the weeds.
It's the spirit of what I'm saying is right.
So you basically, you had to have a lifestyle
where you were complicit in your demise.
So basically for 10 years or 20 years,
you had to watch TV and just eat Cheetos and Coke
and then that shit killed you, right?
So you were complicit, right?
Then they gave you the final piece that shit killed you right so you were complicit right then then they gave you the
final a piece that killed you right so you had to do all of these steps and practice all of their
rituals and then they released a virus into the air and it fucking killed the people who followed
that ritual fucking polio all you had to do was just eat healthy food because they sprayed the
fucking poison on the fucking
food for you but they didn't but to kill moths now don't get me wrong they didn't do it on purpose
i don't think for a fucking second they're like okay we're gonna spread lead and arsenic and ddt
and then we're gonna give them a mercury-based fucking vaccine and then it's gonna kill you know
we're gonna release it didn't it wasn't like that
right but at least that like you you it was on your it was on your food and you were fucked
everything everything had um arsenic and lead in it milk the meat everything man they sprayed down
the entire fucking country with that shit and so and then the and then those people that's what that's what that allowed is that
allowed polio to go from your gut into your bloodstream and uh then your toast and then
of course then they released the vaccine and then the vaccine started killing people
um i i hate to uh oh going back to phil so Philip Kelly's coming on Philip Kelly got COVID
was in the hospital for 40 days
muscle manless unconscious
they brought him back from the fucking dead
he's lucky to be alive
crossfitter
and then we had him on the show
and then about two months ago
or three months ago
I don't even know how long ago
he got on
hooked up with California Hormones.
And so it's been
like two or three or four months and he's
been on the
California Hormones TRT regiment.
So he's coming on the show
in five minutes and he'll give us an update
on like, hey, what's up? Was it good?
Was it bad? Is he glad he did it? I'll tell you
what, he looks fucking amazing.
I hate to judge a book by its cover,
but he looks like a boss.
Oh, Moss Days. He says more days.
Moss Days.
Every time we talk about it,
I get really jealous of
the waking up with a ton of energy
and not having any fog
and stuff like that
because I would love to have
more like clarity and energy throughout the day so so there's this 496 that me too there's this city
called los angeles and people there fucking were tripping this is a city where they did they've
done um uh two shots and three boosters already at least
i'm not joking it's it's like legit and it's the hive i call it the hive and people there are so
fucking scared um so anytime you hear anyone who dies who's in hollywood you have to kind of assume
that they um they had the vaccine do you remember the black guy he was
in um chad wick and he was in the wire i'll show you a picture of him in a second his name is lance
um lance reddick he just passed away at age 60 right yeah he just died this is a post from his
instagram it's pretty funny it says the u.s postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Trump, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
Envelopes, envelopes, envelopes.
The stamp wasn't sticking to envelopes.
This enraged President Trump, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.7 million in congressional spending, a special presidential commission presented the following findings.
The stamp is in perfect order there's nothing wrong with the adhesive people are spitting on the wrong side get it yeah that's pretty funny though let's go to lance's home
page so you can see lance so uh this last week um uh lance reddick died of natural causes
he's toast
and I think it's because
he took the orange man's vaccine
that's what I'm going to guess
anyone who dies in the hive early
I'm going to give you a pass you can just think that
and if everyone's like you fucking
you guys all think blah blah blah
well just tell me how many
right wing people who aren't in the hive are we seeing die
how come it's all the people that are the sudden death people who are dying that are that are hivers
they're all they're all in the hive yeah you can't be you can't be in um hollywood unless you get that shit it's crazy the jab brought to you by the orange
man yeah what what is uh what what's spiegel's um crumble cookie what's the deal with that she
eats crumble cookie the dan spiegel is it an official sponsorship now i don't think it was
official before and she would just kind of of bring him out and eat the cookies.
And then I think now there might be some sort of official partnership.
What a boss she is.
How amazing are you that you just fucking say something like that,
and the next thing you know, they're your sponsor?
Yeah.
I don't know if it was a long-term thing or...
Yeah, the wire.
I wonder if COVID is just a conspiracy to kill um
uh 60 year old black man hey i saw someone sent me a meme and it's and it shows a guy doing skull
crushers you know that exercise skull crushers yeah because when when i tell people i i love
skull crushers they think i mean this but really i mean, and then it cuts to Danny Spiegel running and it's just like a shot of her
thighs.
You get it?
Like eating at the Y skull.
You get it.
I get it.
Lunch at the Y.
Anyway,
I thought it was pretty good.
I don't get the girls who eat thing.
No,
all that's just,
that's just woke shit.
That's like,
like trying to take like it's okay
we eat that goes back
to the thing of like just being concerned about
what this message us
women are told no not you women
are told that
little house in the prairie weren't told any of that shit
hey so yesterday
I got this picture of this
chick who's very attractive and she's sitting on a bed with her dog with a boxer.
And she sent it to me in my DMs.
And it says –
Wait, like a picture of her on the bed with the dog?
Yeah, she's sitting on the edge of the bed with her dog.
Oh, so it's not like a seductive photo.
I mean, she probably didn't mean it to be seductive photo i mean not probably she probably didn't
mean it to be seductive but i'm so easily seduced it doesn't matter you know what i mean yeah she's
wearing shorts and i can see her legs and she has really nice legs i'll tell you that anyway
and she has crazy thick hair and she's young and she writes to me saying hey i listened to your
show asshole and you're always making comments
that that um you like your women uh like 150 pounds and i weigh 180 and i just want to tell
you that like basically like i have a good body and i'm 180 and now you say you hate boxers and uh
and i'm showing you that i'm basically 180 and hot and I have a boxer. And I'm thinking, listen, listen, motherfucker.
Oh, I fucking love it.
I would love a 300.
I would consider if I if there was a 350 pound fucking six foot eight woman who wanted to fucking bathe with me, I would beg my wife for a pass.
Like the chick we met at Safeway in Newport.
Yeah.
And I'm like, like hey can we follow her
around safeway yeah yeah well yeah exactly you were fascinated by her yes that would not be any
of the normal you know stereotypes yes yes yeah we were in newport there was a six-foot chick who
was like she was it was like andre the giant sister she was she didn't even look human and
she had the biggest tits and biggest ass she was massive she may have been a 400 pound woman and i wanted to talk to her so fucking bad i felt my loins and i
felt improper feelings like physically and someone thinks that like 180 let me tell you something
but i do fucking boxers or shit dogs but you're hot and i don't give a fuck if you're 180 my when my wife puts my wife's one of those chicks when if she puts on a pound it goes
straight to her titties now the downside is is if she fucking does crossfit her titties goes away
but if my if my wife went from 137 to 157 her tits go from would be d she put fucking 18 pounds
of that b on her tits and two pounds on her ass oh my goodness
tell me that i fucking don't like a chick that's 180 philip what's up dude what's up guys
is that a gym in your house all right it's inside my house yeah well you're just seeing
seven's living room that's about close so i know right yeah actually i uh there's so much that you can't
see uh from this angle but on the other side over there i have a ghd machine rower um echo bike
a sled actually two sleds oh nice sled you have what sled do you have we talked about this before
um it's it's some shitty sled that somebody made
that i bought for 30 bucks but yeah yeah that's awesome i i spent just a fucking small fortune
on a sled it just recently it was 300 for the sled and then 110 for the shipping oh yeah like
and my mom saw it my i'm 51 and my mom yelled at me. You have no business buying that.
You have three kids.
Yeah, I got that.
That thing.
I got that thing.
Yeah, that's nice.
It is.
My straps never showed up though, but I paid for them.
So I have a sled that's similar to that.
And then the other one that I have is kind of like a, I think it's, what's that one called?
That's what the dog sled, right?
I think it's a dog, like the 1.0, like the cheapest dog.
I got like the cheapest dog. Okay okay maybe it was 380 bucks that you can just drag around with like a strap or
something i have one similar to that that's the one that somebody made and um i love dragging that
thing around my neighborhood it's great for anybody but like for me are you embarrassed when you drag
it out i'm kind of even though i live kind of in the country i'm a little embarrassed i'm about to take this thing in my front yard today
and i'm a little embarrassed embarrassed no i'm not embarrassed i i didn't do it
like one of my neighbors said oh you dragged it around on the pavement he just repaved out here
and i'm like i'm not gonna ruin the pavement with this thing who said that to your wife a neighbor oh yeah oh
good yeah i thought about that too what are my neighbors i got those plastic things for the
bottom well you're better than me i don't have anything on the bottom it scrapes it's it's a
little bit loud it's not super loud though but um i'm not ruining the pavement there's so much
things that come across the street than my little sled that's flat.
Yeah, it doesn't even make a mark, I bet.
No, it doesn't.
Yeah, no.
No way.
It doesn't make a mark.
No, but so, like, I like to do it.
Well, I really would like to motivate some of the other.
What is that, a map?
What is happening there?
This is, so, my address got given out on air.
Got given out? air got given out who drew that
rogue rogue i'm gonna sue rogue rogue gave my address out on the air yeah that was rogue sure dear bill and katie yeah i was fucking around on the rogue website
and the fucking logan or whatever the guy's name is who i was in the chat with gave out my
we should do a bit where i fuck we should do a bit where I fuck with the rogue live chat once a week.
Oh, that would be incredible.
So, so, so they gave out my address and,
and then this came in the mail.
No.
Signature.
No, I know who sent it.
I know who sent it.
It's guys came with the love note.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Look at, look at, there he is. I didn't want to say who sent it, I know who sent it. It came with the love note. Awesome. Yeah, look it.
Look it.
There he is.
I didn't want to say who sent it, but this dude sent it.
Oh.
Wait, who sent it?
Corey?
Alan Kestenbaum.
It's a girl.
It's a really thoughtful note that he sent it with,
but it's like all the shit I like, right? It's bugs and fruit trees and titties.
It's crazy.
Where's the penis?
Where's the penis?
It's crazy.
I'm in denial still.
It's crazy thoughtful.
I just realized it goes like this.
She's laying on her back.
Oh yeah.
Well, she's yours.
You can make her do whatever you want.
That's very kind of you.
I was, I was actually, I told my wife that the other day,
I remember when you were young and I could do whatever I wanted with you.
How'd that go over?
She ignores me.
Yeah.
The toxic masculinity.
Oh man.
I'm glad that you did that little one.
I told her,
I told her to Philip.
I said,
Hey,
I still be between my ears.
I still do whatever I want with you, but I want you to know I never make you do anything in there that you haven't actually done in real life.
Just so you know.
That's good. Hey, I'm glad that sign worked out, dude. It looks awesome.
Crazy, right?
Yeah. Dude, you have no idea. When your show goes on yeah the seven east does don't stop in the chat
it just carries right on over offline you have to wear to wear should i say i don't think so
you should keep it a secret it just carries on do people know is it public where it happens
uh in some form or sense but you have to be invited to be able to to sit with us you know
what i'm saying yeah is is it on a plat it's it's on a social media platform or does it yeah wow
no i don't look at audrey says don't tell wow i know i'm not gonna tell i've got the chat with I would date. Kill me, right? But like I, somebody during your birthday show,
what's his name?
Chris.
I can't say his last name.
He commented in there
and was like,
wait, where is this happening at?
And I saw him say that.
So I messaged him after the show
and said,
do you want to be added?
I said, I got to warn you.
It's a lot.
Haley knows.
Haley's in there.
Yeah, she's told me some shit. i didn't know it was like that though allison nyc is in there um i do the least
cool shit ever when the show's over i go inside i will no no let me just pause you right there
okay people watch people watch reality shows yeah people people the Osbournes was like the first hit reality show.
People are fascinated by seeing inside other people's homes.
If you think people don't want to see inside your home
and watch a day in the life of you with your boys, you're crazy.
You could have a reality show.
Dude, I walk from here into the kitchen,
and I eat old, cold eggs out of a pan with a spoon
while yelling at the boys to get in the van.
And then I ask Haley, can I finish their oatmeal too?
She says, yeah.
And I have two more scoops of oatmeal,
and then we get in the van and we drive away.
It's riveting, the deadline.
Fucking, it's... And the deadline fucking it's
i got the dumbbell dude well not not over my head dude it's crazy i had just done
um a pretty intense deadlift workout for myself with 185 like maybe two days ago and and andrew kind
of was making fun of me that like i shouldn't be like yanking heavy shit off the ground
my impression was more than once a week so i'm trying to show some fucking discipline
and not put the dumbbell overhead for at least three or four more days
yeah maybe maybe not that heavy dude it's crazy it's crazy big i mean i moved it around my garage
and like i like i you know and you pick a dumbbell up and you kind of like throw it like four inches
and then pick it up and throw it four inches i did that with it and i put it over next to the 60
and 70 and it i heard it laughing at the 70 i heard it you little bitch bitch. I was like, wow. I mostly, uh, I've been doing all dumbbell stuff, uh,
since, since my little, you know, escapade with COVID. But, um,
it's funny. I feel like, gosh, this is the worst. Not the worst.
I feel kind of like Gary Roberts getting ready to come onto your podcast
because I'm like, shit, I feel like i have to like i need to go like run a half marathon and pr stuff for for someone you know i
need to like show all these things but i know it's not really like that but it's definitely not like
that i know it's not i already know it's not i've talked with you and i already know but um but so i
just kind of laugh about that i won't't, as far as Gary Roberts goes,
I won't talk about the lovins
because I know the chat will go crazy with that too.
The love, geez, Louise.
I didn't know anybody calls it that.
That shit really complicates his life.
Such an emphasis.
That shit's supposed to be fun and chill.
It stressed me out listening to it.
I, I, I, like the reason why you're married is so like if you're having a bad day,
you can just go over and just like put your face in boobs and just take a few deep breaths.
That's it.
I mean, it's just like having your own boobs in the house.
You don't have to get all weird
you don't gotta like demand a lot from them
just yeah yeah let's
Kenneth DeLapp let's be honest Gary's a sex addict yeah I think
maybe I think maybe
might have been there just shouldn't be like a big
maybe the TRT like
no no he's always been like this
he's always been like this
his first marriage
his first marriage went away because
Lovin's.
Lovin's.
Or lack of.
Or just
he just has to change his story.
Don't be
He's changing it.
I mean his internal
story.
When will you have Gary's wife on wow
oh shit
David
what value does Philip bring to the show
thank you David
so that's part of
my mentioning Gary
and feeling like this pressure beforehand
hold on one second Philip I just gotta add this
Jessica T. Sevan that was one of the
best descriptions of marriage i've ever heard yeah it's like when i walk through the house i just
stare at my wife's butt and i'm just better i don't even i don't have to say anything i don't
have to want more maybe i'll like gratuitously rub against her i'll smell her neck i'll kiss
her neck but it's just like you just have your own flowers in the house it's like just it's just your good
shit don't fuck it up okay uh oh recovering sex uh sex addict you are huh oh he's a recovery
that's the way i took it okay sorry phil what were you gonna say i was gonna say is uh
this week actually when bruce posted the schedule and it had Josh Bridges and then the affiliate episode and then me today, there was a not so friendly comment in the comments there on Instagram.
And I couldn't help.
About you?
About you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, who's that dude and why is he fucking it up?
you yeah yeah yeah well like what who's that dude why is he fucking it up it was more or less uh because the the first comment said i love bridges love the affiliate series i don't i'm not familiar
with philip kelly but um i'm sure i'll find out more about him or something like that and somebody
else commented and said don't worry you're not missing anything i still don't know why he gets a show and i'm like holy shit
and i'm like well first of all i don't get a show okay this is like a check-in more or less
um but i was like i just because taylor pays him because taylor pays him to come on wearing that
hat i'm trying to get sponsored any way that i can't well semi-sponsored here crossfit wherever you know
um yeah taylor sponsors me but anyways what savages people are savages i know so i just i responded and i just said you're great and that whole thread's like oh there no it's still there
and i don't don't put ita. I don't want to like...
Who is it, Sousa?
Who is it, Sousa?
Who said it?
It's nobody you know.
It's nobody that I knew either.
Well, here's the thing.
Oh, gosh.
I ended up saying, look,
because I figured she probably doesn't know
about my story or anything.
It's a good looking girl.
It is.
It's a sweet piece of ass too.
You got fucked up by a hot chick.
That's the worst.
I know.
I know.
Yeah.
So I said, accept my follow request so that I can message you.
And I can tell you.
So she did.
I messaged her and I said, look,
basically I had this shitty battle with covid
um came out of it someone had heard about it had me on the show to talk about it
uh now i've started uh working with california hormones and so he likes for me to check in and
give him updates basically and uh so we we we chatted a little bit. She said that I was right. She hadn't seen the episode before.
The only thing that she knew of me was the comments and my infamous call-in to the Jason Kalifa interview.
Oh, yeah.
That was great.
That was great.
And then Tom tried to big dick you by calling in on the rich show i i wasn't gonna
call it on the rich show but sarah cox i we love you philip yeah yeah yeah sir hey what's up i'm
gonna see you on tuesday does anyone call you phil or philip my people in my family call me phil
yeah i could see her doing it with her accent with rostra yeah so anyway of course that of course i was as soon as i heard
as soon as i read that she only knew of the kalipa call i thought of course because this thing can't
i can't escape this thing i feel like i tweeted kalipa 19 seriously and i just
you didn't say anything bad.
Most, I haven't heard anything really negative, negative feedback from what I said.
And that was actually why I called in because I didn't want to give the
impression that I'm just making these comments in a chat.
That's why I called in and said, I'm a person I'm willing to talk to you.
And this is where I'm coming from. But, uh,
Here's the truth.
Philip Philip needed more attention because of his california
hormone sponsor thanks yeah he was going to lose his sponsorship with california hormones so he had
to draw more attention to himself so he told him he better call in and fuck with kalipa so that he
can become infamous we know the four ways of getting attention one uh show ass philip's not
quite there yet to do something infamous.
I could do that for you.
There you go.
Sarah Cox, thank you.
By the way, there is a website, cahormones.com.
You go there, you type in the discount code word or the free consultation word or the code word, SEVAN, S-E-V-A-N, and you get a free doctor's consultation and if you're in california you will also get free blood work if you're near
their mothership which is in newport california but i don't know if i'm allowed to say this but
it sounds like there's another office about to open in california that's uh three or four hundred
miles north of newport um so so they're to expand, which is pretty fucking awesome.
But basically, Philip did that.
Philip went to them.
You went down to Newport, right?
How many months ago was that?
It was, I did my blood work.
I can't remember if it was at the, it was probably near the beginning of December
because I started at the end of December.
Okay, so January, February, March. if it was at the it's probably near the beginning of december because i started at the end of december okay so uh january february march uh so you're you so three basically three or four months ago you went down to newport and for the last three months you've been taking trt that was
prescribed you from california hormones correct yeah that's fucking that's where that's wild
yeah uh no worries philip i got my own charity show simply for donating
you're far more worthy
Dylan Val
oh that's right Dylan was on a
show right I forgot about that
we probably should have him on again
Corey Leonard Phil's name is
actually Carol Robbins
how come I don't get
that it's probably a chat
inside joke.
It is.
Oh, Arizona too.
Okay.
So we're going to be able to get free blood work for all sorts of people.
Because if I move to Arizona, that'll be awesome.
Are you thinking about that?
Maybe.
I can't.
Everybody loves the weather here in California, and that's fine and dandy.
But all of the other stuff that you have to deal with, it's so ridiculous.
And people, it's just, when I go to other states that aren't over-legislated like California is, it just feels different to me and i've lived outside of california but before so
i know that there's that this isn't the only way right and when i like when i go visit my dad in
arizona i'm just like oh my gosh it's just such a different feeling vibe when you go to when you
go out somewhere it just feels different to me than out here i feel like there's just so many
rules and like oh i can't do this
can't do that i might offend somebody if you say this and it's like you guys are so soft like go to
go to chicago you're gonna get your feelings hurt go to wad zombie if philip were a burger what type
of burger would he be geez louise wad zombie oh okay i got my wad zombie i got my my new cards. Ariel Loewen.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Did you see that thumbnail we made for this episode?
And then Ben Smith.
That's a Legends card.
Yeah.
Ben, I didn't sleep with your card.
I showered with you, though.
Don't feel bad.
Awesome.
I slept with the Ariel Loewen card.
My wife's like, what's this?
I'm like, I don't know.
How'd that get in here?
Yeah, that's weird? Come on, Ariel.
Phillip would be a Nothing Burger.
Yeah, Nothing Burger.
I thought David...
Wad Nothing Burger.
I can't find it.
Did you look at the thumbnail that Nick made for this episode?
No, is it up?
Yeah.
It's the Brokeback Mountain one. broke back mountain oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah at least you're at least you're the handsome one i don't know you look pretty good there oh please
you look like you fucking you look like you're addicted to meth and i'm the old guy who tricked
you into fucking me a cory leonard by the way that's an actual phenomenon by the way i had a bunch of friends in college who were into meth and ended
up taking cock to get more meth not a bunch but two in particular uh phil's name is okay hey so
how is it going um are you are you enjoying the journey three three months yeah it's going good
um more of the same like we talked about last time
um i mentioned and susan just mentioned it earlier about like brain fog and feeling better that's
that's more or less like my main goal behind this um as far as training goes especially with me
getting i'll say older but it's not to offend anybody that's
older than me, but as I'm getting older and after everything that I've gone through, my priorities
have changed as far as when I'm training and what I want out of it. PRing things look different to
me these days than they used to. And so I don't have a desire to have an amazing Fran time per se.
Like I'm like, let's try it just with dumbbells or something and, you know, just switch up things.
And so anyways, my priorities have somewhat changed as far as my training.
But the first time I was on, even you were trying to get out of me and I couldn't.
I don't know. I was having like probably brain fog at the time.
But like you were more or less saying that I would like to be a source for people who may have gone through similar journeys.
And that's correct. What I have found throughout this is that there's a lot of people who don't want help or they don't want to put in the work.
of people who don't want help or they don't want to put in the work and uh and that's just from being in different private groups on facebook for people who have had covid um so you've you've
been on on group chats like that like you've been on like a facebook page people are talking about
covid and you're like hey just so you know I got on testosterone and this shit's fucking awesome. And I work out,
you know, seven days a week and people are like, fuck off, get out of here.
We don't need your advice.
Well, here's the thing with that is.
Hey, I'm not surprised by the way. I'm not like.
I know, I know they're, they're private.
I'm not surprised.
And most of the people, they just had COVID and now they say that they have no energy.
Here's an example for you. And this drives me nuts. Somebody will post in there,
one hour and 45 minutes, I'm completely exhausted. And then I'll respond and say,
what is one hour and 45 minutes? And they say, oh, I walked a mile. And I'm like,
what is one hour and 45 minutes? And they say, Oh, I walked a mile.
And I'm like, it took you an hour and 45 minutes to walk a mile.
Why are you walking a mile then? And, uh, I'm like,
why don't you start out with something?
I would, anyone would be exhausted.
The fittest person in the world would be exhausted if they took an hour and 45 minutes to walk a mile. That's a lot of fucking,
and that person probably weighed 400 pounds.
That's a lot of time on your fucking feet. A hundred percent. And, um, you know, I try to
get these people to see, like, I don't, I don't really comment a lot in there. It's more or less
so I can see what people are saying. And I don't want to dog on these people, but a lot of them
come across me with having a victim mentality just because they got COVID and now all of a sudden their life is over.
And I'm like, you're doing too much.
If it takes you that long to walk a mile, don't walk a mile.
Go walk to the street and then back inside your house 20 times in an hour or something or in half of your day.
Anyhow.
So I try not to be aggressive i like to i would like to help those
people but i'm not i'm not pushing that's not my style even when i coach crossfit it's not my style
to scream and yell at somebody to try to motivate them um and so uh that's it's just not my style but anyways with the with the trt stuff i mean i i
tell everybody like i tell all these other dads around me like that i'm doing this and that it
has helped me and explain to them what different things it has helped with and um it piques their
interest but a lot of these guys also don't don't train like how
us crossfitters do they're not used to it and they don't they don't train look at this comment
i met a guy like that at the airport recently he had a stroke after the shot and was in coma for a
month damn it's crazy how many stories are like that but you didn't have the shot you just you
got just fucked up from well i didn't right we talked about that last time i wasn't vaccinated when i got sick right
and then later on i ended up getting the jab but i didn't get any boosters or anything
even though my pulmonologist was i don't know how many times he brought it up in my appointment and
i just laughed and said dude i'm not doing it hey they now know it's they now know conclusively by
the way that the more shots you get the more
likely are to get blood clots it's it's in the pfizer documentation i should make another
i should make another appointment with him just to see if he brings it up and
i put i posted it um um the brain fog thing is interesting so i i mean you don't have any signs
of brain fog to me i mean i'm no fucking doctor or psychiatrist but um you look good um
are you training five six days a week seven days a week at least six yeah
sweat you sweat every day i don't get to the train how's your how's your lung capacity
can you could you do uh could you do a 65 pound fran in 10 minutes oh yeah really yeah yeah yeah that's crazy guess
what if i was gonna do fran with a barbell i probably would do 65 pounds yeah i'd do 45
for context too for people like i know i put on like some size or whatever and i look good
yeah but the lung you look great somewhat of an issue thanks man what are your lungs are still somewhat of an issue. Thanks, man. What are your lungs are?
What are they, dude?
I don't know.
No, no, no. No, no, I'm saying, I'm asking you, you said, I said, what are still an issue?
Your lungs?
Yeah, my lungs.
Yeah.
I just did.
Hey, dude, a 10 minute frame with 65 pounds is, has got to put you in the one percentile
of the world's population.
Now I'm going to have to try it.
I'll let you know what I do.
Yeah, I kind of want to try it too.
I want to try it at the bar maybe today.
I'm curious, what have you done as far as like trying to rebuild the aerobic capacity?
Have you like targeted any of that stuff with like –
Yeah, so I actually –
Well, so here's the thing.
I wanted to be smart about it.
And I actually have – I've had a Zoom call with Hinshaw and spoken with him. And he's really fascinated by the idea that, well, what happens when I train is in a Metcon, my oxygen levels drop and that's okay.
But what I try to watch for is how fast they recover and it comes,
my lungs recover and the oxygen comes back up. So, um,
he was,
he found it odd that my pulmonologist would say that my lungs are at about 90%. And then my oxygen is dropping.
And I said, well, it seems like it makes sense to me. He said, it doesn't make sense to me because
somebody can have like 100% usage of one lung and then 40 usage of their other lung and their oxygen doesn't
drop and he goes your doctor is saying yours are at 90 but your oxygen still drops and he said and
he goes and he's like who knows all this covid stuff is nobody really knows you know just yet
really knows you know just yet and uh so he he gave me stuff to work on and then um because i i would like to build more capacity that way as far as just like just overall endurance
now as you know the weather here in california has not been the best
yeah it's been hell like it's been raining since december yeah for sure and um
I feel like it's been raining since December.
Yeah, for sure.
Did Hinshaw say anything about you being on TRT?
I had just started.
I'd be so curious what he thinks. Or maybe I hadn't even started yet because I spoke to him mid-December.
It was a birthday gift.
My mom got it for me.
She said, what do you want for your birthday? I said, I want this.
You can do one-on-one Zoom calls
with Chris Henshaw.
That's cool.
We should have him back on.
We need to pick his brain.
He's a great fucking guest.
Dude, it was only supposed to be
a 30-minute Zoom call. We talked for over an hour.
Wad Zombie says says trt brings your
testosterone levels up uh to where they were when you were younger they increase your boners
um and uh they make muscle recovery better and uh increase muscle retention more uh energy on
less sleep sign me up is that accurate susan you gotta be able to handle the blood work then
oh god i knew you're gonna say that any downside philip sometimes the injection might hurt a little
bit if it's in an area where you recently pinned but do you think you're excited and motivated by
it like like when i got that 80 pound dumbbell dumbbell, now I'm excited.
I'm invigorated.
I'd be excited if I got new equipment too.
And I'm kind of like that when I take creatine too.
I mix it in a cup.
I'm kind of excited. Do you feel an obligation to be a better you
since you're on it?
No, it doesn't cross my mind that way because I already, I already have that mentality anyways of every day trying to, I want to be able to wake up feeling as best as possible so that I can take on my day, not just my workout, but the entire day.
just my workout, but the entire day. And so a lot of stuff plays into that, you know, my diet,
um, my sleep, uh, whether or not I drink alcohol. Um, I started fasting on Sundays too.
Oh, bad. Actually this, this Sunday is going to be my fourth weekend doing it. Uh, I've been, I've been talking a lot with, um, Eric from the chat about it. He, he just over in Lodi.
I've been talking a lot with Eric from the chat about it.
He's just over in Lodi.
Eric Wise?
Yeah.
Oh, he's close. We text each other.
Like on Sundays, we're texting.
I'm like, actually, I'm doing pretty good or whatever.
Except for a couple weeks ago, my wife, she sent me to get her tacos on Sunday.
I was like, no way.
I have to go in here and pick up this food and it
smelled so good but you did oh yeah i did it and then and then later on i was like oh those tortilla
chips look so good sitting there and i i love tortilla chips just dude keep those away i'll
eat the whole and your brain's like my brain will be like just eat you can do it you can do this
tomorrow i almost did when those chips were they were staring me down but i was like i can do it you can do this tomorrow i almost did when those chips were they were
staring me down but i was like i can do it it's like almost bedtime too right and then what i
found though and i think eric too when i wake up on monday sometimes like i'm waking up at like 3 45
and not not because for me anyways not because i'm hungry i just wake up and i'm like i'm ready
to go and then i'm like shit like i can't even yeah i'm ready to go
monday mornings too it's crazy i'm so yeah i didn't used to be that dude i used to drag ass
on mondays and so i i'm not even hungry when i wake up it's so weird no no no no i'm still like
navigating through the the um fasting to see like okay like I texted him last week and I said,
remind me again why we're doing this, you know? And, but for sure,
like the week, like having like the, not the energy, I guess, I don't know,
but waking up on Monday and just like ready to go. I do.
I have been liking that.
I must do the whole show with no coffee.
Like it's reset for the whole week
in a sense you know and it takes away a day
of your week of the chance
of eating like shit
too
well you sound fucking great
I'm glad it's working for you are you loving it
would you say on a 1 to 10 are you loving it
do you think that it's had benefits
like it was really interesting we had Gary on
and Gary's like no it's not doing nothing
and then he got off it for three weeks
and when the last time i had him on he's like oh shit and i'm like what he goes that shit is really
doing something it's like yeah motherfucker you're shooting testosterone in your bloodstream
i had a i had a member um one of my old members he reached out to me because i saw him at a gym
i was helping for the open and uh he's he's like, can I talk to you?
I was like, yeah, sure. You know, we're talking, I want to,
I want to see if I can talk to you about like nutrition. And I said, okay.
And, uh, he's like, yeah, I just,
like my energy has been super down cause I got hurt, blah, blah, blah.
Tells me he had been taken or he didn't tell me i don't think i think i asked
him i said have you ever looked into trt and he said oh no i've been taking it he goes but i stopped
when i got hurt and i'm like why did you stop i don't know i fucked up and i said and you're
wondering why your energy went way down yeah i said yeah we can definitely talk about
your nutrition but obviously you stopped taking the testosterone and what was his reasoning
he just he just stopped like there was no reason there really was no reason i said you need to get
back on that i said but i definitely am happy to talk about nutrition and i said you yeah he
has my number i said call text me whatever like let's let's do it dude uh Philip Kelly uh three three months in um are you okay with people contacting you if they have
any questions or advices they want any advices all right and you're on Instagram I am at Philip
M Kelly well thanks dude always good seeing you um yeah you look great I look forward to uh seeing
you in person again thanks thanks thanks
guys yeah thanks for coming on and thanks for the testimonial thanks for the transparency
yeah oh yeah always man all right brother ciao all right peace out um uh well that's good yeah
uh use the code sebon at ca hormones if you do it and you want to talk to me about it.
I'm so curious about it.
So anyone who wants to talk to me about it after they get on the journey with California Hormones, please let me know.
Because I'd love to have you on.
I'd love to talk to you.
It's fascinating to me.
Cameron, as a sex worker, I want the sexual benefits of staying hard for four hours
on a stream it's tough at 30 cameron have you seen this i can't believe this is the third show
in a row that i'm gonna show this dude you could do this have you seen this my jump rope guy
have you seen this cameron look at this guy's fucking schlong is or as they say
if uh sorry what am i supposed to call it if i'm straight his hog his hot look at this
motherfucker's hog dude david weed loves this part of the show oh my goodness cameron you could
do this you should have an instagram account like this. This guy's whole entire dude,
this guy's whole entire Instagram account
is just his dick bouncing around in his shorts.
It's crazy.
Do I follow?
Hold on.
Do I follow him?
Follow.
Now I do.
Wow.
Out of those 82,000,
how many do you think are dudes calling it?
It's all dudes, dude.
It's all dudes.
That guy's got to be, that guy's is queer.
What is it?
Queer is a $3 bill.
Here we go again.
You're so good.
You know what I was thinking?
Cameron, did you get on testosterone?
Did you do that?
Cameron, did you get on testosterone? Did you do that?
I heard the story of a guy, for any of you who are wondering if you're gay or not, this is kind of the, I used to say the litmus test is who do you masturbate to?
But I had this, I heard the story of this guy is like, hey, I think I'm gay.
Their friend's like, why do you think you're gay?
And he goes, cause I love,
I love watching guys with giant penises have sex.
And no,
the fact that you like watching guys with giant penises have sex doesn't make
you gay.
The fact that you think that might make you gay is what makes you gay.
The fact that you think that might make you gay is what makes you gay.
The desire to watch giant penises at work or at play,
whatever you call it, does not make you gay.
The fact that you might think you're gay because you like watching giant penises.
That does it right there.
Well, then if you don't, if you don't, if you, it's not, if you,
it's not if you do or don't masturbate, if you don't masturbate, something's probably, something's probably wrong with you.
I'm guessing.
What if you don't?
But if, but if, but if you don't masturbate at all and you're healthy, um, if you were,
you'd have to give yourself a hypothetical.
Um, would the person, uh, would your, would your assistant be a female or male.
Oh, shit.
I'm in the process, got the blood work, and we're going to reevaluate after Dr.
Mina put me on vitamins and kidney tests.
You're all good talking again next month.
OK, bitch.
Oh, are you kidding me? I fucking love looking at dongs.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're an asshole.
David, are you suppressing something something i don't want to be gay
david i think there's nothing wrong with the fucking a hog i'm a fucking giant hog i especially
like it if i can't see it and it's flopping around his pants i just can't help it sorry
but i don't think we're let me see i think we understand someone's not gay he's just down with some serious case of penis envy okay i'll be gay instead i'm gay i'm gay not that other one
uh okay uh four four four ninety four fantastic testimonial here. Woke to awake.
I just watched this before we got on.
Yeah.
You know what's crazy?
She turned the comments off.
Does that mean she was getting tore up?
Isn't that comments right there?
But look, see, comment.
Yeah, but they're turned off comments.
Oh, but have been limited.
Limited, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Does that mean she was getting tore up,
tore up from the flow up?
Maybe.
Does she do that with all of her stuff she posts?
That's a good question.
Really?
It's UFC soon?
Hey, that's, let me tell you something.
That's way gayer.
My obsession with UFC is fucking way more signs
that I want to fucking rub my chin on cock than uh
looking at dick dude that is the gayest sport ever wow i mean
please oh football the dudes are covered up wearing i guess those dudes are kind of gay too
i mean fucking half the every play starts with fucking, you know, 15 dudes bent over.
Last, last slapping.
Um.
Heidi at Hydrox.
Why, what is she saying?
Oh, I think I spotted Claire doing Hydrox here.
Hi, Hydrox?
I called it Hydrox.
No one cares.
It's fine.
Uh, fanning UFCfc not gay dude but i mean if there is a gay
nfl fans are way gay i think nfl fans are maybe like more oppressed gay the ufc fans are closer
to getting out of the closet crossfit's a little crossfit's way gay dude yeah for sure are you
kidding me gay being just like it's just like the kind of gay that david
weed thinks is gay where you just like like it's just dudes looking at dudes bodies and pretending
like they give a fuck about their performance all right what a fantastic thruster i love his
rebound action deep into that hamstring and the way he pulls the bar down what what what a
fantastic way fukowski has of doing
the efficient wall ball when he fans his hands like this it reminds me of jacking two guys off
at the same time wait did i say that i'm sorry i mean it's just really an efficient movement
shut the fuck up saves his shoulders yeah right right thank you
uh heidi good luck at high rock city yeah good luck heidi
erickson low died now that i know that he's yeah you gotta you gotta push that shit down
dudes looking at dudes bodies and globo gym is insane yeah yeah most of the time you gotta just
you you just push it down you push it down the same way you don't want don't you should push
it down looking at girls bodies you got you don't want to fucking creep people out that's all
bodybuilding is you like you just get big so that way other dudes like that you're that big like no chick is like oh my gosh he's the
biggest dude in the gym hey this isn't gonna this joke's not gonna go over well but i only watch
women's crossfit yeah dude women crossfitters are gay dudes way of like slowly buying into being
with dudes you understand that that's why we date CrossFit girls.
It's a small sampling of what it would like to be gay.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know if I should do this bit.
This is not going to be good.
I already have a feeling I know what you're going with.
Sometimes I look at some of these female athletes
and I think, you know what?
I want to dabble in homosexuality and I'm going to start with her.
I don't mean it as disrespect.
I don't mean it disrespect.
Okay.
Fine.
I'll chill.
Okay.
Four 94 woke to awake i i like i like these kind of testimonials
of the people just coming like kind of like waking up this chick's hot too
but this video i'm gonna share she's native american i think look at it right she looks
a little pocahontas but she got the feather in the air that's a dead giveaway for me oh
you're right okay without that i would i probably saw that subliminally and didn't even know.
Yeah, it's in your subconscious.
You're like, oh, she's got a Native American vibe.
I wonder why.
Oh, I think it's the headdress there.
Someone show us your titties.
Okay, here we go.
One of the views that makes me problematic in some people's eyes.
For context, I am biracial and
i grew up in a small canadian town that was mostly white people so i was called racist names growing
up i was beat up for how i looked mostly by ignorant children in my 20s social justice
yo you dumb hot bitch. What did they call her?
What the fuck did you call her?
I wish John Smith,
Pocahontas.
Yeah.
I mean,
what the fuck did you call her?
Oh shit.
She's first nation.
Is that,
is that like some,
like,
should I be careful?
I mean,
it's crazy.
It's crazy.
I like her though.
I'm, I'm busting her balls,
but I like her. No, her oily hair. Are's crazy. I like her though. I'm busting her balls, but I like her.
No, her oily hair.
Are you kidding me? Her hair is dope.
Oh, I just saw she has cleavage showing too.
That's a very subtle amount, but yeah.
She has perfect nose.
Perfect eyes.
Okay, go on.
Perfect hair.
Oily hair.
perfect eyes okay go on perfect hair oily hair theory really appealed to me because i had real experiences of racism and it just made a lot of
sense all this was happening because of reasons outside my control true and it was basically the
white male patriarchy that made the world like this doesn't make sense because i was also believed
by black people but that was the conclusion that my 20 year old mind came to the world is racist and it was people
don't say that a lot but but obviously i mean growing up in the bay area for whatever it's
worth more or less the race of most racist people here in my opinion from my experience in the
growing up in in like oakland berkeley are the
melanated people i mean they they're they're winning that i think it's the liberals like the
white well okay i'd say i don't know i mean openly the black the blacks are honest about it
the fuck you looking at white boy um but but all yeah that's a good point the liberals but they
don't know it yeah probably god this is gonna really suck to stereotype this one probably the gay liberals in san francisco the most racist
demographic really i think they're usually the most well i guess the liberal i was gonna say
i think they're usually the most like open well they're they're pretending to be open
that's that's my point but maybe i'm open i'm open we'll have a debate um but but i just find it fascinating that she
says even the black people were racist towards me it's like dude everything's like yeah look at
jeremy look at jeremy easily black people are the most racist yeah i mean i'm like i'm like
embarrassed for us as like a generation of homo sapien because of all the destruction and like oppression and like
death and human on human violence that has come before us only to get us to this point here to
just it's so pathetic here's the here's the thing the black people are openly racist like
fuck you we don't want white people coming to our college on during this week we're having black week and the white people
are just like oh uh of course we'll do that for you we feel so sorry for you you guys are so
fucking dumb you guys can't even vote by yourselves it's like that the whole thing is
vomitous we live in a time where people argue who's a guy and who's a girl. Am I going to live long enough to see that society saw,
hey, it's not okay to be a pedophile,
and it's not okay to be a fake race, a virtue signal?
Am I going to live long enough?
I'm 50 now.
Will this all fix itself in 20 years or no?
Fuck yeah.
Think about what's happened in 20 years or no it's fuck yeah think
about what's happened in 20 years like think of how much has changed so if you go back to 2003
like this isn't an option free media like this and distribution isn't even an option
the libs are insidiously racist i know trust me i know i used to be one
it's crazy but we don't know it i didn't know it i thought i was um i thought i was being um
a 51 fuck forgot um i um i i thought i was being cool
i thought i was i thought that's the thing i they don't know but but she's she explains it here
sorry okay keep going she explains how it was all happening outside of my control.
And if it was all happening outside my control, then in order to fix it, I just needed to change the world by becoming a social justice warrior. I was not happy at all. My relationships also
sucked because I was projecting all my hatred towards men on the men that I was dating.
And it was only when I started to take full self-responsibility for my life, for the situation I was born into and for the healing I needed to do that my life started to drastically change.
And so I did a lot of therapy.
I did a lot of group therapy, group work, different, like all sorts of modalities.
I've tried a lot of them.
And it was basically bringing me to a lot of deeper realizations that was driving my projection towards the outer.
On this video, I'm going to share.
OK, so so the takeaway there is, is like, hey, if you want, if you're looking for happiness, the social justice way or way isn't the way that basically you're not going to find inner peace because you're just going to be blaming other people for shit.
That's your own fucking narrative.
going to find inner peace because you're just going to be blaming other people for shit that's your own fucking narrative and so if you want to change your story first you have to realize it's
not the fucking outside world that's fucking with you it's your story about the outside world right
is that that's what she's saying yeah i was just thinking about it in terms of like if you've gone
somewhere and um you have like a couple that's bringing maybe some young kids and the first
thing they do whenever they get into the building or or circumstances they try to immediately change the environment as much as
they can so that way they're just hoping their kids behave a certain way yeah give me give me
like an example i i totally know what you mean give me example yeah so maybe there's like there's
like food that's out on a table or maybe there's like some stuff that you know that's shiny that
they're going to kind of go towards and instead of just having your child behave in the reality that is yes come in and
they go hey can we is it okay i'm just going to move this real quick over here so it's out there
i'm going to take all this stuff away so they don't break it and you're like right well why
can't your kid just fucking behave right so i feel like those are planting the seeds of like
hey you don't need to conform and adjust to kind of what's happening to the outside world.
Like the whole outside world will change to accommodate you.
And I feel like those are like the seeds that are being planted subconsciously.
And that's why they're miserable because they're always arguing with reality.
Yeah.
Instead of just learning, like I got really deep into stoicism like a couple of years back and like was reading it a lot and studying a
lot. And that for me really resonated because it's all just about understanding that you don't
control all these things outside of your control. And so why, why bother spending a ton of energy
on those things when you could take that energy and spend it on things like improving yourself
or changing things about yourself that will actually make an impact for
you as opposed to just arguing with reality. Right. Because so many people argue with reality
all the time. I mean, I do it. So it's not about like, I don't do it anymore. It's the fact that
I feel like I could just catch myself doing it a little bit faster than the next guy. Right. And
so that's what it's about. Just catching yourself going into that subconscious realm of thought
sooner. So that way you could back yourself out of it and then really think with some clarity.
Even things like I can remember being a young man in my teens and you're at a crosswalk and you start to walk into the street and a car rushes through and you get upset.
And it's like then I reach a certain age and I'm like, hey, what am I doing?
Like, who cares?
I mean, I'm not opposed to someone yelling asshole at them, but don't let it sweep you away.
It doesn't matter.
Like, have fun with it all.
You know, you're at the counter at Starbucks and someone takes your coffee and leaves.
Like, don't even get upset at all.
Laugh about it.
Enjoy it. Know that that person, Laugh out about it. Enjoy it.
Know that that person got your drink.
Just roll.
All the little things, just start rolling with them.
Yeah.
And it's a good idea.
If you get fired from your million-dollar-a-year job, whatever.
Start a podcast.
It's cool.
Well, the thing is you have to, as an affiliate owner, you really have to, in my opinion, kind of embody that because it's such a personal business. Like you spend all day with your clients essentially, or your members, right? So when stuff happens or when they, they, they decide to leave the gym or whatever, they find a new gym that maybe suits them better. Like it's, it's tough not to take that personally because the first thing you do is go, what the fuck? I did all this for seven. I spent after the class and showed him his ring muscle ups.
And I was the one that walked him through the rogue website to buy his perfect jump rope.
And I cut it and I sized it and you were going to intern here. And now you're at the gym up the
street and you're telling me like, Oh, I'm so happy. I found my new gym. This is really my home.
And I'm over here like, what the fuck? so like that is this a true story bro i got
10 years of these stories true story and now they're hitting up your fucking coaches and
saying you should come here it's so much better and blah blah blah blah right and so if you don't
have the ability to first off it's gonna affect you so if i sit here and say it doesn't affect
me like bullshit it's going to affect you but So if I sit here and say, it doesn't affect me like bullshit, it's going to affect you. But the thing is, is how it, how you respond to that is the most
important because you can let it affect you. Talk to somebody close, bitch about it with other
people like, you know, your wife or somebody that are outside of it to where it's not going to get
back to the person or back inside the gym. If that helps you out or maybe write some stuff out
about it, but, um, don't respond to it because then you
perpetuate it. So now it's, it's isolated. It could stop with you. It can stop with me. I could
see it or I could see the comments and I cannot react to it. Or I could choose to respond to it
negatively or outburst or try to do something bad back. And now I've like exacerbated this issue
that I could have controlled and had stopped with me had I just not reacted to it. Did you ever date a girl who she was dating another guy and then there were
like sparks between you two and then you started and then you kind of took her from the other guy
or I don't know if that's she left the other guy and came to you? No, I've never had that happen to me,
but that's what Grace basically did.
Oh, she left the guy and came to you?
No, at the time, I had a girlfriend,
and we started really getting connected,
and I really started to like her,
and then so the girlfriend kind of got left,
and then Grace and I started to pursue a relationship.
But Grace wasn't with another guy?
No.
I knew this guy who had this girlfriend.
I knew her, but I met him through her.
She was my friend first.
And then over the years, mine and her friendship got tighter
and tighter and tighter and then i ended up being her boyfriend and she was so fucking wonderful
that i almost felt like i could feel his his devastation
it was crazy to this day it's crazy yeah i ended up marrying her it was hayley
yeah another boyfriend and i ended up getting her. It was Haley. She had another boyfriend, and I ended up getting her.
And I was like, oh, my God.
Within the first month, I was like, this dude's fucked.
He's never going to find this again.
He's never going to financially recover from this situation.
He's fucked.
Well, the funny thing was.
This guy went on to get a PhD or some shit and like, like
ended up being like a smarty pants and I ended up just becoming more homeless.
Maybe that propelled them.
You know what I mean?
But I was like, I knew on so many levels, I knew this guy fucked up.
Like, oh my God, I think he smoked too much weed and fumbled the ball.
Easily doable.
Yeah.
We were kind of floating around,
you know,
like not really intentionally.
I,
when,
uh,
Grace and I were hanging out,
one of the coaches that worked for me,
actually the one that just recently moved to Santa Rosa,
um,
comes up to me and he's like,
he's like,
uh,
sorry,
I just saw a text.
Um,
he comes up to me and, uh, and he goes, hey, yeah, Grace is moving to Colorado.
And I was like, what? And he's like, yeah, I ran into her at Las Positas and we were chatting for
a moment. She's like, yeah, I'm taking off. I'm moving to Colorado. And I remember how much that
affected me. I was like, wait, what? She can't move to Colorado, right? Why would she do that?
What's happening? Blah, blah, blah. And so that's when i kind of realized that i i had like stronger feelings
for her right and um it was pretty funny because then when grace came in we're like yeah you ran
into dylan and you know he told you that you're talking to colorado and she's like i didn't
fucking run into dylan and we're like yeah las pesitas she's like i'm not i've never been on
las pesitas campus which is like the local community college here yeah yeah and we're like yeah las pesitas she's like i'm not i've never been on las pesitas campus which is like the local community college here yeah yeah and we're like what and then i turned
to dylan i'm like who the fuck did you talk to and he's like i don't know then i don't know
we had a full conversation and he was like explaining in detail like the conversation
of all the long drinks like she was like yeah i that wasn't me dude and he was like nobody was more like flabbergasted on the situation that
you guys are all three standing in the same place and he's tripping he's looking right at her
like he fully thought he had a conversation with her and grace like yeah no i wasn't there dude
i don't know who you had so then it was just the running joke is like who was it that you
had the conversation with that never told you like hey you don't know me but told him that he was she was moving to colorado i would so do
that with someone they mistook me for someone yeah i would just kept it rolling yeah yeah yeah
just not even skip a beat 100 so yeah so a little tangent there on that but i think i should have
that girl on i think it's good for people to hear stories for people who go from woke to awoken, awoke to awake.
I think it's important.
You see our boy Xavier?
Yeah, he was on Fox.
Oh, he's – and then Tim Poole brought his whole article up on his show and reacted to it and was talking to him about it and everything.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, he's blowing up. I told him a couple years back when I first started to see his stuff,
and I kind of like sent him – sent you his Instagram and stuff like that.
And we'd have conversations in the gym a lot.
And I always told him, I was like, dude, I was like,
you got to remember who your first and biggest fan was
because I could already tell that you're destined for greatness.
Xavier.
What was his last name?
Montarusso?
Delrusso.
Delrusso.
Getting this morning's chores done so I can go play outside like three
playing brothers.
Oh, you want to see something fucking weird?
So, one, you guys have to understand I don't know you guys.
Like, I don't know my audience.
You guys like shit, and I'm like, like, I'll do't know you guys like i don't i don't know my audience you guys like shit and i'm like like i'll do podcasts that you guys like and i'll be like what the
fuck are you guys get excited about stuff that i cannot fucking understand why you guys are excited
i don't know you guys it's so you guys i'm constantly shocked by you guys
excuse me and and it's shit like this will you pull up the the um uh my instagram
how the fuck does this post have 50 fucking comments it's a fucking little kid doing a
fucking pistol well i can explain that no problem and i'm just like are you fucking kidding me
like this is me just sitting back trying to have a cup of fucking coffee these fucking guys are
driving me crazy because they won't stay still look at that guy in the background so i'm just
like fine i'll just pull out my camera and film them i gotta chill before i fucking snap on someone
i like how maddie got at hayley there yeah oh yeah yeah he was like what are you doing
like get away from me and i i for sure would have done the same thing hayley did oh i love it if she
wouldn't have done it i've been like yo are you his fucking mom or what yeah i would i like listen
only one of us can be a jackass and let our kids do this. He's like, now I gotta start over.
Yeah.
The rep didn't count.
How the fuck does this have so many comments?
I'm like, this is garbage.
That's my dad, by the way.
Yeah, he was.
Look how freaking cool your kids look.
Just fucking goofballs.
You know?
We've got the hat.
Phillip, if you lived in a
red state, people wouldn't give a fuck
about this.
Look at his hat and stuff.
It's just pistols.
They're kids. They're like Gum gumby they do this shit all day
just a pistol bouncing on an inch of steel come on that shit's awesome you know what the really
scary part is is to the left of them there's a bike park and to the right there's that wooden
shelf and so that part is like just so tense oh yeah you could see the bike over there yeah i'm
so i'm so yeah slack a block, yeah, Slack, a block ad.
Yeah, probably.
They spend a lot of time on the Slack blog.
But it's just so, it's, I got yelled at by mall security for letting my son doing flips off a wall.
He's going to get hurt.
Yeah, we got, I took my boys,
we didn't go inside,
but Universal Studios in Los Angeles,
outside they have a place
where people who don't want to pay to go in
can hang out and eat cookies and shit.
And we were over there.
It's like a strip mall.
And my kids were jumping off
of these concrete structures
and we got yelled at.
No, actually this spot,
there's no homeless people in this one spot it's kind of a trip i don't know
why seven's already jealous of his three boys maybe wait who's that it's a good line from uh
you aren't allowed to say pistol in california sorry one-legged squat oh interesting who's
kristin mandrel inrill? In text or in?
No, she commented on your thing and she had a blue checkmark.
And so I clicked it.
She has 135,000 followers.
Oh, invite her on.
Anyone with a blue check.
Oh, did you see you can buy blue checkmarks on Instagram now?
Oh, hell yeah.
We're back in, baby.
You have to get on some sort of waiting list.
Oh, of course.
Some sort of exclusivity still.
Fuck you.
I ain't paying for none of that shit.
Okay, 493.
Because discrimination is okay
and men and women are different.
Oh, this should be fun.
Oh, it's not even 830 yet.
You going to tennis today?
The sign looks gorgeous.
I know, it's crazy, right?
You don't even know how proud I am.
I'm so fucking thankful of you guys.
I'm so thankful.
I texted Athena last night.
And I was like, oh, so this is, listen to this.
Due to the 2022 brawl between Athletico, Paranisaanisa and, and, uh,
Curitiba, Curitiba, Curitiba fans, men were banned.
Listen to fucked up countries. I can't pronounce their name.
We're playing soccer against each other. And because the fans were crazy,
the men were banned from the championship match and only women and children were allowed in the stands. Do you know why?
Do you know why?
The same reason men shouldn't be allowed in women's bathrooms.
It's the exact same reason.
I'm perfectly okay with this.
I'm perfectly okay with this.
Listen to these fucking kids and these,
and these ladies,
this shit is dope.
Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. Men were banned.
They were discriminated against.
And it's okay.
It's perfectly okay.
It's fine. Have you ever been to a soccer game like that like in
in a yeah yeah one time in in uh in the uk i went to like whatever the manchester united or some
shit yeah grace and i went to one in rome it was her idea she played soccer all through like high
school and stuff and um she's like yeah we should we should go to a soccer match where we're out
here and i was kind of like and then it happened to line up on to a soccer match while we're out here. And I was kind of like, eh.
And then it happened to line up on one of the days that we were out there.
And it was such a great experience.
Like, I was so glad that she was like, let's do this and make it happen. I thought it was a little scary.
It was.
Well, to this point.
Not like a Raider game scary.
I feel at home at the Raider game, though, because I went to it so much.
You walk through that tailgating thing of the Oakland parking lot, scary. I feel at home at the Raider games though because I went to them so much.
You walk through that tailgating thing of the Oakland parking lot
and it's just a thick cloud of weed
and freaking everybody's drunk
and everybody's on edge of
fighting each other. You don't know if you're going to be like best
friends with the tailgate next to you or if you guys are going to
brawl. Like it could go either way
and there's going to be no in between.
Don't be involved in those brawls. You get your
fucking...
But the soccer game was so intense
that they had the home team in this small little section
and they had plexiglass that separated out the visiting section
and then they kept a whole section free
in between the plexiglass
and where everybody that was visiting sat
and then they lined every single aisle way up with a security person at the game.
And it was just a Thursday night game, like just a normal game.
And these guys were lighting fireworks off in the stadium.
There were small little fires going.
The coordination in the songs that they sang or when they would introduce a player out how
everybody would like simultaneously like chant their last game or last name like it was just
it was nuts like you just felt this bond that was there with the team that was just it was incredible
how much were the tickets i think they were like in euros.
It was like maybe 100 euros each or $85.
Oh, shit.
85 euros each.
No, it definitely wasn't cheap. But we got like good seats and sat kind of in the middle of the field and down a little bit.
And we had to get them off of like a third-party thing because it was close to the time.
I saw the most heinous things as a kid at Major League Baseball games 40 years ago.
Like what? What could be heinous at a baseball game? The most heinous? as a kid at major league baseball games, 40 years ago. Like what,
what, what,
what,
what could be heinous to the baseball?
Now it's like going to church.
Oh,
you mean like fights,
like people getting their teeth kicked in and shit.
Uh,
someone's sick from all the vaccine shedding.
No,
my,
my kids are so snotty.
My kids are so,
I got something from them,
but I'm,
but I'm,
it's,
it's,
it's like,
I don't do,
I'm not going to talk about sickness again, but I don't do i'm not gonna talk about sickness again but i
don't do sick uh 492 um uh i like the tier guys that i spoke to those tier guys over there um
but they're fucking up so i gotta ass pound them a little bit uh this is the entire new tier
campaign that i've seen i think i saw daniel Daniel Brandon doing a little bit of it. I think I saw for sure Danny Spiegel doing it.
Wait, Daniel Brandon's not sponsored by tier.
Oh, she's not?
No, she's like rad.
Oh, maybe she did it with the toe spacer.
Okay.
Okay.
It's like, listen to this guy.
This explains how brainwashing works.
Here it is.
A group of women, and they put scars on their faces.
And they told these women that they're going into a job interview.
They showed them the scars in the mirror.
The women saw themselves with these scars.
And as they led them out of the room, they said, we're just going to touch it up a little bit.
And as they touched it up, they removed the scarring completely.
So the women went into the job interview thinking that they are scarred, but actually being their normal selves.
And the result of the experiment is that those women then came back reporting massively increased level of discrimination.
Indeed, many of them came back with comments that the interviewer had made
that they felt were referencing their facial disfigurement.
This is why I think this ideology of victimhood is so dangerous.
They did an experiment with a group of women.
You see this? Do you see exactly what he said?
They took some women, they drew a fake scar on their face
and then they're like,
hey, you're going to go in and do a job interview
with this fake scar.
Tell us how the people treat you.
Then right before they go into the job interview,
they erase the scar
and they go in the job interview
and these women are like,
hey, when they came out and they're like,
yeah, this person was specifically talking about my scar.
It's like when you cross the street
and there's someone coming at you and they say they crossed
the street because of the color of my skin. Blackface like, oh, but, but 50 years ago,
blackface was blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's just making shit up. You, if you think
blackface is bad, you want to know, you want to know if you're brainwashed or not. If you think
blackface is bad, you've been brainwashed brainwashed means is that you're
telling yourself a narrative that was put into you that you now make sure everyone else believes
so that you can hold your reality to fucking gather even though it's complete nonsense and
there's no you're not it's not based in reality at all there's nothing about blackface that's
even remotely offensive except for people who are looking for it to be offensive. Nothing. Nothing.
I beg of everyone next Halloween to dress up as your fucking favorite rapper.
Do it.
Fuck it.
I'm giving you permission.
Awesome.
I'm going to be too short.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
If you'll be too short, I'll be the other um e40 e40 yeah not as good as you but but just a homie yeah but e40 made it
mainstream so you got like a tequila brand now and like he did really he does oh yeah e40's got
a bunch of cool stuff out here food trucks uh tequila brand He also has his hands in like a couple of other things that I forget.
Keep, keep,
keep telling yourself girls out there that there's a,
there's a certain way we're supposed to be, dude,
there's a certain way everyone's supposed to be.
You're not fucking special.
Everyone's feeling it at your favorite rappers, Eminem.
Well, that's going to be easy then.
My favorite, my Seve, my favorite crapper is in a van that's good
how um that's pretty funny it's called pale face uh in in the hood they call it pale face i go as
pale face just don't rub your sunscreen in pale Pale-faced warrior. It's just fucking nuts.
Everyone is feeling oppressed.
That's what being born is like.
Your goal is to set yourself free.
And if setting yourself free means oppressing other people,
you're a fucking asshole.
Dude, the repeat messaging pierces the subconscious. And then after that, you don't
have to do anything because the subconscious will just do its work. And I was looking back behind me
to see if I could find the exact reference, but I think the book was called Think Fast and Slow,
but they actually did experiments where they, or studies, experiments, whatever you want to do,
call it, where they had people like walk down a hall slower
and the person about to take this test would like watch the security camera
of the speed in which the person walked down the hall.
And then they would bring in this individual and say,
you know, this and this and this is what this person's experiencing.
And then when they would separate the two of them,
the person who observed the person walking down the hall
slowly would take the test.
They would move slower
than if they did that same exact experiment
but had somebody move down the hall much faster.
So just by watching the person that was walking slower
and moving a little bit more feeble,
it affected the way that they had taken the test
even though they didn't know the two were correlated.
And so it was one of those things where they told the person who was taking the test,
it was all this, but that was actually a lie. It was just to see how they reacted to
subliminal messaging that happened before and how that carried over. And so they knew that
they could prime the subconscious to certain degrees, and then that would come out in the behavior of the other person
um uh i would be very curious what this means i've never heard it talked like think thinking
fast and slow is the primary resource for every self-help book that gets published these days
what do you mean explain that to me he's right i believe i agree with zach too because there's
multiple other books that just take the material that was in that book and then reference it and give their interpretation on it.
Oh, that's the name of a book, Think Fast and Slow?
Yeah.
I think it's like Daniel Pinkerman or something like that.
Oh, I thought that was a concept he was –
No.
So I should read that?
Oh, I should read that book?
I don't know.
It's a good one.
It's dense though.
So if you listen to it, it will be like a 15-hour, 16-hour.
I got time.
But yeah, it's one of those books where just a lot of the studies, they all reference that book.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I was saying, too.
They all reference Thinking Fast.
So the author of that book is an actual researcher.
Yes.
Yeah.
And the rest of them are just basically pulling things from that, kind of like how I just did in this.
But it's a good book, and it just kind of shows like and uh tony robbins is big on that the
subconscious you know priming you get in your cold water thing and you do your power stance because
it you know does all these things to your subconscious which affects the way you act
so my subconscious
my subconscious subconscious. My subconscious.
If there are certain benefits to being in the
private chat,
unfortunately, I don't have
access to that chat. I don't have time for that
chat. But someone just sent me
some exclusive content
from that chat. It just sent me some exclusive content from that chat it has leaked
some exclusive content has leaked oh no from the yeah i know it's crazy it's crazy some exclusive
content has just leaked from this um from this private chat and someone said hey this is the
kind of stuff that you get access to if you get invited into the uh the illuminati wow yeah it's kind of
crazy i'm just gonna pop okay here it is someone just sent me this they're like hey dude this is
the kind of shit that's in the private it's private i know it's private but fuck if it leaks
i'm showing it it's private this is fucking crazy uh david now would be a good time for you to take
a piss or something dude or go like look through an old playboy hey is that guy on or do those veins mean he's on trt
where's hillar when you need him oh yeah that's definitely a hillar question i'm just gonna say
yes because he's got that skin color and glow to him so more so than the veins it looks like that
to me you know that's pk on trt i have i have just so you guys
know i haven't watched this yet this just this just came in because i have spies i have people
i have people that have people and they're like hey dude this is the kind of fucking crazy i'm
gonna go uncircumcised you could see the vein through the short right there on his penis yeah
like i'm i do not see the vein on his
penis but that would be fucking oh shit you're saying that is a vein penis
that would be crazy i'm obsessed with this dude's account okay hold on let's see let's see let's
listen i think this is like a meme or something or like a um uh okay here we go
like he doesn't want anyone to know he's watching that is that the
yeah yeah what's going on man what is that over there
i've never seen a vein penis through uh clothing anyway, if you can – boom, now you're gay.
Yeah, if you can get – so those are the types of things, exclusive content, legs like dicks.
Yeah.
And here I was just going to reference the book that we talked about because I said it was Daniel Pinkerman and I was way the fuck off.
No, that's not good.
You have the first name right?
Daniel Kahneman? Kahneman? Kahneman, yeah. He's a stripper. was way the fuck off but no that's not good you got the first name right daniel uh kane man conman
kane and conman yeah he's a stripper oh like in real life oh yeah and that was taylor's brother
looking at him that's fair we got it all figured out guys hey was this dude cat casson in the um
in the birthday video i don't think so, he looks like a guy that was in there.
It looks like that's some sort of picture taken at some sort of event at his church.
Anyway, okay.
So that's what we're missing out.
If you were feeling bad that you're not invited to that group, you should feel even worse.
Apparently, Audrey's steadily naked
in the chat that's awesome some good stuff here watch that chat like have a subscription like
model and all of a sudden they're like yeah we're pulling in 150k a month
like damn it you're doubling the revenue of the seven podcast and the seven podcast private chat
it's the byproduct.
God, we need some boobs or something.
We're way out of bounds.
We've gone cock heavy.
What's 480?
Women.
I hope this is like naked women or something.
It's probably not.
I want to convince David that I'm straight.
I want to over-talk. It's going to take a bit. David is not going to be convinced I still, that I'm straight. I want to overtone.
It's going to take a bit.
David is not going to be convinced.
Oh, this has nothing to do with women.
Okay, fine.
Let's watch this anyway.
Here we go.
Here we go.
When I see black women that's willing to stand up for common sense.
I don't have a problem with the trans community, but this is ridiculous.
the trans community, but this shit is ridiculous. If you say as a
trans woman, you want to
be called her, she,
whatever you decide, even
though you are a trans woman. If you
want to be called her, she, fine. I'm
going to respect that and I'm going to do
that. So me as a
woman, if I say don't call me a cis
woman, I'm just a woman. You
should respect that. I'm not no
mother-in-law person. I'm not a shit eater. I'm just a woman. You should respect that. I'm not no mother****** births in person.
I'm not a ch***** eater.
I'm not a bleeder. I'm a
f***ing woman.
That's what the f*** we're going to refer to me as.
You cannot
ask for respect while
disrespecting women.
And that's what the f*** we get for trying to be allies
and s***. Look, now they're just trying to wipe us
the f*** out. Now look at us.
We're looking stupid.
Dumb shit.
Oh, my God.
Who is this woman?
Please, I want to interview you.
Officer Tate, I'm tearing it up.
Hey, all I saw was that girl's eyelashes.
I didn't hear a word she said.
Why would you do that to your eyelashes?
Call her high.
It's like one of those fancy fish tails.
Dude, I didn't even see it.
I got to go.
I'm going to play this. I could see it.
Call her.
Hey, just want to call in and ask, you know,
just with March Madness going on, I was wondering,
I've noticed Bosman's catching a lot of heat.
And I was thinking, you know, everyone watches March Madness.
It's exciting.
It's fun.
You never know what's going to happen.
Like, I feel like one thing
Bosman has brought is this new
layer of excitement to the games
in not knowing.
I'm just curious if you guys
overall, what your stances are as far
as the job that he's doing so
far. I agree 100%
with you. There is an excitement that
he has brought by us not
knowing what's going to happen.
And I agree 100%.
It's
like if the
Sevan podcast,
what it's done for the CrossFit
community is a 15 out of 10.
What Boz has done is a 10 out of 10.
But don't worry. The fucking
morons over in the games department will fuck
it up and bring us back down
to earth by fucking it up and not being able to properly put on the platter the silver platter
of boz's vision but you bring up a really good point that i haven't heard anyone bring
you're absolutely right we are we care more about what the workouts are now more than ever and i
would give that 100 to fucking adrian and we care more than ever. Fuck, we care more than ever
what they're going to post on their Instagram
because we're just waiting for another typo or some shit.
I mean, how the fuck did they have an event
where they had the wrong weights on there?
That is fucking insane, dude.
Yeah, it's crazy.
You're right.
This is fucking nuts.
You're right.
It's the most interesting CrossFit Games in Open ever
because of this fucking collision of creativity and morinity.
That's a moron, but I just called it morinity.
You like that word?
It's a good word.
Yeah, well, you nailed it. Good job.
Well, yeah, I mean, I've just noticed I've been tuning in more,
and I think a lot of people are listening to your podcast,
and it's pretty easy to kind of track metrics there.
I was also curious, kind of as a follow-up question,
how do the games, like, what are their benchmarks
for whether or not it's successful and they're growing?
Is it just by, like, viewership online,
or, like, how many attendees they get,
the sponsorship money?
At the end of the day, it's sponsorship money.
That fucking thing is so expensive.
People have no idea.
It is a monster because we're a really small community,
and we present like a legitimate fucking juggernaut with the cameras and all that.
But we're really small.
And Greg let that thing – we were a fucking media company and not a fitness company.
We were a media company pushing Greg Glassman's lifestyle methodology.
And,
and now it's not.
And so they have to have massive sponsorship.
It would be so easy for someone to take over the CrossFit space if they
wanted to.
Like if some billionaire wanted to do it,
he could just steal CrossFit overnight,
the games,
at least maybe not the affiliates in the community that built, be built but the games can be stolen i mean if you if you have 30 million
dollars to burn every year you could just steal the games you could just make a bunch of athletes
like nike could do it just have all those dudes sign exclusives they won't participate anywhere
else you could steal the whole fucking thing for 30 or 40 million you throw the big and and just
completely make the crossfit games irrelevant in terms of crowning the fittest you can just make the fittest people not compete there
i mean i know that was more than what you asked but you got me all excited because what you said
bosman really has invigorated this thing he's capable of fucking programming anything that
and then i mean he's done an excellent job there in in my opinion. And then Monsters, even Noble, even though I don't like them.
A vape pen should sponsor that shit.
A vape pen should sponsor the fucking games.
I would fucking love that.
The Jewel?
Yeah, the Jewel.
Hey, they got the money to take it.
Those dudes have the Jewel has the money
to take the fucking CrossFit games.
It's just a rounding error to them, that money.
Well, it is crazy, though, because, like, you know,
for the World Cup, all you need is four posts and a ball.
In the CrossFit games, there's so many moving pieces
and pieces of, you know, implements, equipment.
I mean, it's just pretty wild when you think about the magnitude of it.
I mean, Dave did an amazing job carrying the torch. So, yeah, yeah i don't know i was just curious what y'all take you take
you take day you take basically you grab dave and rich froning and um and and then and have them be
the faces of this new fucking uh venture and then just start fucking to throw a once a year
competition and you could just but but it's going to be a lot of money and
it's going to be a money pit i mean you're going to lose tons of money i mean i'm telling you that
that's the most important thing to crossfit games 100 sponsorship whether they say it or not or
admit it or not like they have to fucking that that thing is just a fucking money pit and it's
all and they do an amazing job i mean it presents so i think they fucking do an amazing job for all the criticism we give it's fucking it's wild and
all getting all those beautiful bodies in one place on a sunny day they've chosen the perfect
city madison's dope if you've never been to the games you should so everyone should go it's fun
but i've said it a million times if you're a young man or woman between the ages of 18 and 25 you need a fucking van and can't
in the tent and do party in the camping area you'll meet someone fucking hot who's smart who
gives a shit who wants to touch your naked body i mean i already got one of those but yeah and
they're probably like some fucking wingnut christian with great values right it's like
like they probably like it'll be some dude who won't fuck you on the first date.
I mean,
it's a good place.
Yeah,
I got to go one of these years.
You guys really got me
interested in the game.
I've never like
been part of a box
or anything,
but I've thought about
going to gym.
So yeah.
How did you come up with that?
Why did you think that?
Why did you come up
with that about Adrian?
Well,
we're sitting here
fucking being an asshole
criticizing him.
You're like,
Hey dude, we're all like waiting now to asshole criticizing him. You're like, Hey dude,
we're,
he's,
he's,
we're all like waiting now to see what kind of shit he's going to do.
Like,
like,
is he going to put juggling in there?
If you've never seen it,
this would be a good clip to pull up is,
um,
combative.
It's like the UFC of juggling.
You're basically juggling and trying to take out other guys as you do it.
It's wild.
Are you kidding?
no, that's real. Yeah. You should check it out.
Like what do you do? You're like juggling and trying to kick a dude?
Yeah. Yeah. Stuff like that. Like you try and mess up their juggle as you're juggling.
So it's pretty interesting, but it gets pretty intense.
Wow. Yeah.
2014.
This shit's been around forever.
These guys are the OG.
Oh shit.
Oh,
and there's some really,
you always got to have like one in the air or something.
Yeah.
It's something like that.
I've only seen a few clips online.
Um, I like finding esoteric sports. Like there's another one where it's something like that. I've only seen a few clips online.
I like finding esoteric sports. There's another one where it's volleyball, but just with your
feet, and they play it a lot in Thailand.
Esoteric sports.
How old are you? What the fuck is wrong
with you? 27.
You went to a Christian college, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking esoteric. I'm 51, and everyone around me uses that word i still
have no fucking idea what that word means you just gotta watch the tim ferris podcast and google
stuff and it all click together fucking he's a control freak hey you use that other word too
a firm what's the other word esoteric and what What's one like the shit in the atmosphere?
Fermial?
What's that?
You know it's a word. I'm usually like that.
Intended for a likely or to be understood
only by a small number of people with specialized
knowledge or interest.
Esoteric.
That would be an esoteric sport.
Exactly.
Is that really what esoteric means?
I had no idea
thank you Zach
my god what is this word
pronounce that word for me
oh me
ephemeral
I don't know
god my mom is gonna fucking kill me
lasting for a very short time
caller you know this word
e-p-h-e-m-E-R-A-L.
You love that word too. Push the button. Let's hear the robot say it.
Ephemeral. Ephemeral. God damn it!
Ephemeral. You love that word. Caller, don't lie to me.
I'm going to start using it, but no, I've never used it.
Lasting for a short time.
This esoteric knowledge will not last forever.
It's a firmer.
What the what?
Say it again.
What's the word?
Ephemeral.
It's ephemeral.
It's ephemeral.
Ephemeral.
All right.
Word of the day.
You need to call in more.
You got me really pumped up.
Yeah.
Good stuff.
All right. Well, I'm not a high note but i appreciate you guys so thank you and god bless uh adrian bosman you're
right and he's a wonderful dude i do he's bringing he's bringing it yeah keep up your
indefatigable belief yeah oh thanks all right all right thank you do we even have the phone
have we even had the phone number up? Nope, but I got them back.
I dropped the word too.
Yeah, what word?
Emphatic?
Emphaticable.
Emphaticable? What's that mean?
Undeniable?
Like pursuing relentlessly, entireously.
Emphaticable.
Pursuit.
Someone was so excited by Haley last night,
he was... pursuit. Someone was so excited by Haley last night. He was ephemeral.
What is it?
Just put it here.
Ephemeral.
Ephemeral.
I'm going to have to write ephemeral.
Ephemeral.
Ephemeral.
Ephemeral.
Ephemeral.
Fem-er-al.
Fem-er-al.
Fem-er-al.
It's wrong with my brain.
Sounded out.
I just do this, by the way.
I can't believe I'm going to share this with you.
Haley's going to hate this.
So this is how my life works.
It's 1030, and Haley's in the living room folding clothes.
PM or AM?
PM.
Okay.
Kids are asleep.
And she's got the TV on and I'm fucking around on Instagram.
And then I say, hey, I'm going to go climb into bed.
Before you go to sleep, come sleep with me.
Come lay down with me. And that that's it that's how it works that's i don't know why that's that's 20 years of that's
just how it's been for 20 to come okay like anytime during the day like just like it's 9 30
like whatever she's doing i'm going to lay down. Come here. Yeah.
Complicated. It's not complicated.
There's no.
At most it's like, okay, hold on.
Okay. Let me shower real quick.
Yeah. Or, or, Hey, I haven't showered in three days yet. No problem.
That's all right.
Yeah. Like what do I, why are you telling me?
Like I care. What's that got to do with this yeah that's it just come here uh hey you me yeah come here
i don't understand how it's it's been like that with all 6 000 of my mates i don't understand how it's been like that with all 6,000 of my mates.
I don't understand how anything's complicated.
Okay.
490, James O'Keefe.
Back in the game.
Just back in the game.
Yeah, my husband says the same thing.
I say, okay, come here.
What are you doing right now?
Can you come here a second?
Yeah, it's just like,
come over here, please.
We're playing this bad boy?
Yeah, I'm really happy for him. That's the acorn story. Come over here, please. We're playing this bad boy? Yeah.
I'm really happy for him.
The acorn story is that it took a 25-year-old with a hidden camera a few days to do what billion-dollar networks and journalists could not do in a decade.
I spent 14 years creating the most effective nonprofit newsroom this country has ever seen.
And in paving the way to establish citizen journalism, I have been defamed, arrested, raped.
So basically he's making fun of the fact because they were saying he took one of the reasons why they fired him from Project Veritas because he took a sandwich from a pregnant lady.
And so he's making a joke there, right?
Oh, that's awesome. That he took a sandwich from a pregnant lady. And so he's making a joke there, right?
Oh, that's awesome.
That he took a sandwich from somebody.
That's awesome.
Rated and ultimately removed from the organization I spent so much time developing credibility on.
I always knew they would try to ruin the reputations of those who exposed them, the pharma giants, the three-letter government agencies, and those who I thought I could trust. But in response,
we are going to build an army of investigators and exposers. They have awakened a sleeping giant.
Not bad. Remaining by my side are a small, tight-knit group of the most elite journalists in the world
exposing corruption requires standing up to power because power hates sunlight we are sunlight
welcome to the o'keefe media field where we will never be shut down because not only do I own it, but you come to support us and sponsor our army of journalists by becoming a
founding member today.
I'm so fucking happy for him. Yeah. He's an American hero.
He is a fucking American hero. Yeah, I agree.
I want to give this guy all my money I know it's fucking
it's unreal
what a special human being he is
um
the effort he's put in
like that's the thing like I don't give a fuck
if he spot fucking three Ferraris with the
Project Veritas money I don't he
should have bought four
I don't fucking care I don't care if he took a sandwich
get the fuck out of his way.
He has fucking shit to do.
He's not one of us.
A sandwich.
What are you laughing at?
I'm just laughing at the whole, like,
pregnant lady's sandwich
because there's so much unknown to that.
Does that mean he wandered into the break room and just grabbed
a sandwich or was she sitting down and was like,
oh, I'm so hungry and he comes over and snatches
his out of her hands.
Supposedly he was spending too much
money on DJ equipment. Like, dude,
are you fucking
nuts? He's fucking
Superman. It's so
funny.
Like, who cares?
Leave him the fuck alone.
He's not one of us.
He's different.
I know.
I would.
I'd fucking.
I would.
He's fucking doing it.
And he's breaking stories that should be changing the world on a weekly basis. And they're fucking not. That's what's fucking doing it and and he's breaking stories that should be changing the world
on a weekly basis and they're fucking not that's what's fucking crazy hey why do you think that is
dude all of us out here all of us out here know who tried to kill our kids know who tried to kill
our moms our dads know who tried to kill us we know who did it we know they tried
to kill us we know they're still trying to kill us and no one's doing anything
they're making it so our kids can't go to school unless they risk their life you're worried about
gun violence in schools you're a fucking moron if you're worried about fucking gun violence in schools.
You are completely fucking lost.
It's like worrying about dying from a bee sting.
There is a fucking multi-billion dollar company,
many multi-billion dollar companies out there
pushing stuff on your kids to kill them
every single fucking day
pushing your kids can't even go to school unless they fucking take this risk
to fucking die you know what i'm talking about right you do right susa
you don't fucking take and then when you get there they feed you more poison
but you're worried you're worried about fucking gun violence i mean it's it's moron
central it's you know when you were talking about alcohol the other day i was tripping you fucking
you were killing it oh thanks but it's like everyone's drunk they only care about the five
minutes of their life you're worried about gun violence because you you see the world like this
this is like i mean literally you're looking at world. I wish I had a straw through a fucking straw.
You have no perspective.
You're just screaming, I'm a moron.
Because why would you put your energy into that when there's these fucking, there's people out there.
You already know that we can see the guys.
Project Veritas showed it on their Instagram account a couple days ago. they're trying to kill your boys who are 12 to 17 years old
and in order to participate in the fucking soccer club
at fucking penn state you have to fucking take that risk it's like what
i want i want to say something to you guys that i can't say because I don't want to fucking get in trouble
not like in trouble like getting kicked off the air
I'll try to think of a way to say it
anyone who tried to hurt my kid
any of you that have kids
if someone tried to hurt
let me rephrase this
there's a doctor who was diddling the US gymnastics team you guys remember that? someone tried to hurt. Let me rephrase this.
There's a doctor who was diddling the US
gymnastics team. You guys remember that?
I think, did that guy
kill himself?
I don't know.
Anyway, he was diddling the girls on the US
gymnastics team. If one of the parents would
have killed him,
I could not.
I had to vote to put that guy in jail or not i would put
not in jail i would actually probably um if then if i could vote to pay him money nasser thank you
yeah he's still he looks like he's in jail i don't think he's dead yeah so then if someone
pay if someone and then if we then i would then i would also try to if i was a politician
try to pass a bill that would get feel sorry for that guy and give him a million dollars so that
he could go to an island to get therapy and swim in the ocean for his remaining days on earth like
if you're trying to hurt kids i i put no barrier between um you and the in the mob i can't i can't i know it and it might be wrong
but i cannot i cannot put a bear there's nothing there's those people who are trying to get our
kids to take these injections they're such horrible people and fucking and they're trying
to force it on them to make money um i don't care what james o'keefe does if he's going to
expose those people answer your question i don't know why no one's done anything i don't care what james o'keefe does if he's going to expose those people answer
your question i don't know why no one's done anything i don't know like why hasn't someone
you they you burnt down ferguson but they're still pfizer headquarters
are you are we out of our fucking mind yes how is the how is there any pfizer headquarters
anywhere in the world that's not looked like a giant piece of charcoal?
Oh, you remember the Purdue?
They're currently trying to kill our children.
Our boys.
Our boys.
I don't know why.
No one gives a fuck.
it's uh i don't know why no one gives a fuck well you know who protects pfizer and the uh mandatory you know things that they have kids take before school is the state
and who protects the state the cops yeah yeah well uh well yeah
so it's hard because you got to untangle a bunch of stuff because the state has the monopoly on law and order.
Yeah.
You don't get a say on it.
Yeah.
The state has a monopoly on schools, and it's starting younger and younger and younger and younger.
Hey, you got a mortgage to pay?
You got some credit cards?
That's what it is.
You got that nine to five?
You nailed it.
They're holding everyone hostage by their jobs. I that i mean at the end of the day um
yeah dude i have this fucking friend
who who who absolutely knows that there was no reason to take the injection
and he let his kids take the injection so his kids could go to college
yep and then he in turn his family pressured him to take the injection because everyone else in the family had taken the injection.
It was the only right thing to do.
And he did it all.
And he knows.
I had other friends who were nurses who knew all along that it was bad.
And then they took the injection so that they could travel to New York City.
It's not that big of a deal.
It's just a shot.
I'm just like –
Don't you want to not have any restrictions on what you want to do?
God, I hope I'm wrong.
Hey, we question all our beliefs except for the beliefs we've never thought to question.
Well, that's good.
I hope I'm wrong, but unfortunately, uh, there's a book here called
case unknown by Edward Dowd. If you don't know who Edward Dowd is, uh, Google him.
One of the smartest, uh, minds in the world when it comes to making money. I think,
I don't know if you would call him an actuary, but, uh, he's, he's, he's digging, digging deep into the numbers. I mean,
there's thousands of smart people who see this,
but this guy put the book together. It's nuts. I don't know. I don't know what,
I don't know what's going on, but God bless fucking James O'Keefe, all the gods.
I hope all the gods, the only God, whatever I hope. Yeah. I get,
I want to give that dude all my money too. He's dope.
Well, I, I, I suspect I'm not wrong either but i hope i am because because
because it's i hope i am uh i work in film and tv they still test one to four times per week
and some production companies still require the jab to get work fucking hollywood yeah
the hive is crazy la is crazy well if they let up on it then nobody else is going to
perpetuate it as hard uh when he comes on the show i will tell you the uh i will try to get
him to tell this story he does not greg glassman does not tell this story well what was greg
vaccinating against polio i would love for him to come on here and tell his polio story.
And I hope all those people that, that have, that over the years that, um, have made fun of him for his limp or anything about his training or his body or anything he's done. Hope you fucking burn
in hell too. Sorry. I didn't mean that. It's just fucked fucked up he's done so much for fucking humanity
and then for fucking people to talk that shit it's like fuck off leave him alone
oh russ stevens you're back okay no abortion talk today everyone should have the choice
removing choice is the criminal element fair enough i agree word um not everyone not everyone
not everyone what no i was just waiting for you to kind of process that a little bit.
Yeah, not everyone should have a choice.
Your 12-year-old kid doesn't get a choice.
Neither do we.
There's a lot.
We're limited by our choices.
Hey, decide not to decide that you don't want to work or have a job.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's what he that's well i was
maybe i was reading into it every i think russ is saying that like you shouldn't you shouldn't
be able to be fired from fucking driving the fucking subway train in new york if you don't
take the injection that's bullshit right you think russ agrees with that i think he does but there's
a there's just a lot of play. Everybody should have a choice.
There's just certain choices we don't have.
The bank created a product, right?
You know what that product is?
What?
Their massive selling product.
What?
A mortgage.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now you fast forward a little bit.
You can't get a house without a mortgage.
Or you can, but it might be really hard. How many people could buy a house without a mortgage?
Right. Then they create the American dream, owning your own home.
That's the American dream.
Okay, so now I go to the bank and I buy their best-selling product, which is a 30-year mortgage, maybe at a fixed rate of whatever the current rate is.
I think it's like 7% right now or 7.8% right now.
Now you're a part of our society because you can't do anything else because you
got to pay off that debt. Because if you don't, I don't know.
I don't know. That's a, doesn't that play the victim role?
Play the victim of what? So I'm just explaining the system we live in.
Okay. Who's a victim of the system. Okay. So, so there, so there was this,
there was this, there,
there were these two people and they were both making $750,000 a year, right?
And this one person bought a minivan for $50,000 and used the same furniture that they had in their house growing up.
Yep.
And the same carpet that their grandmother gave them. And, um, and that's
how they lived. And they spent all of their money on paying their mortgage twice a month
and getting a 15 year loan. Okay. The other person made $750,000 a year and, uh, they bought
three cars that were, um, uh, they bought two homes. They put their, um, uh, mom in one home
and they put themselves in another home.
And then they bought three,
a $200,000 cars.
Yep.
Right.
And they bought,
you know,
10 parrots and five dogs and just one was a big consumer.
Five years later,
they,
they both lose their jobs at $750,000 a year and,
or seven years later. And one, one person has their home paid off and the other person is fucking bankrupt.
And so there's choices that people make, right?
Like every time I see – like I drive a fucking minivan.
I've seen the fucking pile of shit you drive.
It's a work truck actually.
It's the work truck.
Oh, sorry. I've seen your work truck. I've seen the pile of shit you drive it's a work truck actually it's the work truck yours oh sorry i've
seen your work truck i've seen the pile of shit that thing is like we don't have to drive these
ass cars no so i'm just saying part of it's a choice like i agree i agree that's the product
but i can't like at some point you have to wake up you can't just like be making like
but in both scenarios,
I see people driving Mercedes around my fucking town.
I'm like,
what do you fucking or an escalate?
Anytime I see someone driving escalate,
I'm like,
what could you possibly do for a living that makes you think you can afford
that?
And in both cases of that scenario,
you said you were like,
and the other one's got 15 year mortgage,
750 K two,
you could continue to just save and rent and then buy something outright.
Right. Right. You know what I mean?
So that's even another choice right there. But yeah, you're absolutely,
you're absolutely correct because I just like kind of the victim story.
I hear you. The story's true.
I just want anyone to play the victim. Like you don't got to do that.
No, you don't have to. That's it. And that's the point.
I was just explaining the way that the system works because now you live out the American dream and I
got a car to keep up with the Joneses and I got my house. But really what I have is just a shitload
of debt. So my future time is already purchased by the bank. Right. Because now I own the bank.
My human energy. Yes. Yes. So that's already for 30 years. I have to work because I have to figure
out how to come up with this mortgage so I could pay the bank back. Right. And. Yeah. So that's already for 30 years, I have to work because I have to figure out how to
come up with this mortgage so I could pay the bank back. And so the more of that you do,
especially with the credit card debt and everything else, and it's so easy. I mean,
you turn 18 and banks just mail you shit. Boom, boom, boom. And so there's also inside of our
school system, the largest run state entity, there is no financial literacy that
should be happening all the way through school. You should be given dollars in some sort of sense
and a business in some sort of sense, and you should be able to manage your dollars in business.
And the complexity of the management of that money and the funds and the business
should continue to grow as you grow as a human. So you play smaller games and you play small business store.
And then as you get into high school and stuff,
you realize how that relates to taxes and you understand debt.
Do people you think that are normal people that we talk to,
especially the younger people,
what I mean by younger is like age 18 through 25, that group right there.
Do you think they have any idea what debt even means?
I mean, half these people say all the time, well, I hope the government pays for it. 25 that group right there do you think they have any idea what what debt even means i mean half
these people say all the time well i hope the government pays for it they're not even in an
understanding that the government doesn't have money i i had four credit cards that were maxed
out at twenty thousand dollars each at the age of 20 exactly i come if it wasn't for my mom my life
would be completely fucked yes and my my mommy had to unfuck me i get it otherwise what
would have happened you would either have bankruptcy or you just would have continued
you would have defaulted on all those things and then you would have had no credit and it's
essentially people like worried about their social credit score i mean i had immigrant privilege by
the way i had immigrant parents who saved every fucking cent they could yeah they were smart about
their money and they and they understood work their ass off didn't didn't take sundays off for christmas off like my family
i had immigrant privilege yeah and so the point that i'm just making here is that the the monetary
system is set up to entrench you in debt if you make those choices not as a victim but it's
abundant and then our school systems don't have any
education on how any of that works. So you could understand it. They'd rather have you memorize
facts out of a fucking history book as this war started here and then this war started here.
Still important to know history, no doubt. But arguably, if you're going to make somebody who's
going to be a functioning member of society, you should probably teach them how to stay out of debt first and foremost. So that way they could still have
the ability to have choices because the more debt you accrue, you're giving up your choices,
right? You got a lot of money. This whole school thing with the kids, not a big deal. You send them
to a fucking private school, right? You don't like the way that the cops handle stuff and you're not
really cool with the security. Well, you got money, buy your own security. You don't like the way that the cops handle stuff and you're not really cool with the security. Well, you got money, buy your own security. You don't like the way the doctors or
the system or your free healthcare is going to go to or move to, you again, it won't affect the
rich because they're going to buy their own doctors. They're going to buy their own ambulance.
So it only affects a bunch of the other people that don't understand how the monetary system works and how they're giving away their future time by accruing the debt.
And once you really understand that you're just giving away your future choices, you're giving away your future opportunities, and you're giving away your future time, every time you swipe that credit card at a 23% APR, then every time you take out that loan for that car, because it's only $500 a month and I can afford that, even though it's on a 60 month span.
If you don't really understand that, you know, why are you worried about your choices
anyways?
Because you've just been willingly and freeingly giving them up the whole time anyways.
Yeah.
So I don't know where that point.
That was a great tie in at the end.
That was a great time then. Why are you worried That was a great tie-in at the end.
Why are you worried about your choices anyway when you've already given them all up?
Yeah.
You tied a leash, one leg of the leash to the tree in the front yard and the other end of the leash to your leg.
Yeah, and then now we're upset, right?
Or people don't have time.
And it's like, well, you don't have time to stay home to
homeschool your kids, to raise them and teach them the values that you want to instill because you
ran up that credit card debt. You had to drive that Mercedes and you wanted the bigger house
because renting is throwing away your money. Is it throwing away your money or do I still have
autonomy over choices? Because I could leave this apartment. I could go and move and whatever. I'm not staked down to the ground with a mortgage here.
Right.
When I was homeless and I got my first job working at a home for disabled adults,
I remember my first paycheck coming.
I was making $7, I think $7, $6, $7, $4.25.
I can't remember how much I was making.
I want to say $7 an hour.
It was minimum wage. Whatever minimum wage was in 1999.
What was minimum wage in 19?
No,
2005.
What was minimum wage in 2005?
Uh,
eight 25 minimum wage,
uh,
California by year.
Let me see what it was.
The California.
Holy shit.
Eight 25.
Talking about increasing the minimum wage to $25.
Which is your California minimum wage to $25? Which again...
California minimum wage.
Oh, 2008 it was $750.
Oh, maybe I was making $625.
Yeah, 2002 it was $625.
Okay, I was making $625.
And I remember getting my paycheck, dude,
and being able to go to the coffee shop
and being like, I'm going to get fucking cream.
I'm going to fucking get cream.
And I felt so,
and I had enough money to where I didn't even have to worry about like,
like it used to be like, okay,
I have enough money for a coffee now and a coffee at lunch.
Right.
And then all of a sudden I was free.
And for like years, I felt like a rich man.
I truly felt rich as fuck.
Cream.
I'll take some cream.
Let the people in the back know too.
Dude, I didn't even know how much money I had to make.
I probably like, I looked in there one day
and I had like 3,500 bucks.
Set.
Dude, are you kidding me?
And I would fucking just go in there with my fucking atm card
and fucking like buy me a self a cup of coffee and like someone someone else some other homeless
dude like a stud dude it was crazy i could buy a fucking box of wine and not give a fuck 750
box of wine thank you and i was truly as shit. The minimum wage itself is also absurd. You talked
about, you don't want the government to regulate like cigarettes because then they're in bed with
the government. It's literally what we're doing with the minimum wage. There should not be a
minimum wage. There shouldn't be a minimum wage because ultimately, you know, who suffers the
most from the minimum wage small business small
business because target and poor people in the middle class poor people in the middle class get
fucked anyone with any entrepreneurial skills done yeah target amazon walmart they love it
all the cream by the way tyler thick cream, thicker, the better.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Minimum wage is such a joke.
More liberal fucking insanity.
Well,
the funny part about that is,
is like an equity program.
That's what it is.
It's not an equality program.
It's an equity program.
Welcome to jail.
Here's your money.
Here's your bed sheets.
Here's your toothbrush.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
And the other part about that is the corporations who we all say are, you know, they're evil and they're doing this a lot of the times.
The minimum wage massively favors big business.
Massively.
If you right now, if we said, okay, minimum wage now is going to be $100 an hour.
Target and Amazon and Walmart.
Cool.
We've just taken all the employees. Go ahead, Tevon. You want to start that liquor store that your dad used to own?
Well, now he's got to pay every employee $100. They got to have their 15-minute union break.
They got to have paid time off. And by the way, their labor isn't worth fucking shit because it's
a low-skill, low-barrier entry labor. You just want somebody to stock the shelves and do some
inventory. These used to be entry-level jobs. And then if you provided more value to your dad in the liquor
store, he's going to look at it and go, dang, Sevan, you sweep the shit out of the store.
This inventory is awesome. Now you're starting to understand the cost of the inventory and you're
helping me decide, hey, I noticed these sell a lot more and these ones don't. These ones are
actually more expensive. We could reduce our costs here. We could get more of these and you're
going to make more sell. Damn, Sevan, you just saved us $20 more each month.
I'm going to pay that to you now. And you've increased your value in the marketplace. And
then therefore the market's going to reward you for it. But we all want big daddy government to
come in and help us with this minimum wage because I work at Walmart. And if I work at Walmart,
they're making billions. I should deserve to live a decent life. No, you should increase
your value in the marketplace by continuing your education. So that way you could own your own fucking Walmart one
day. Not sit there and complain why 90% of the time you're on your Instagram sitting on the floor
when my wife's trying to get her face washed and she's pressing the button because everything's
locked the fuck up because the government, again, has allowed everybody to steal everything out of
our Walmarts.
So now they're wasting my time because I got to press the little button.
And guess what?
Dipshit, who's now making $25 an hour because the government again stepped in and said we need to pay them more to have a livable wage, even though they have the policies that make it impossible to fucking live in this state.
It's just sitting there on her phone and Grace is pressing the button.
And then she turns and she goes hey can you help me
with this i'm pressing the button she goes you're not the person that's supposed to come are you and
she goes oh yeah and then sits up from sitting cross-legged on the floor in the aisle of the
store she's working at to come over to unlock the thing brought to you by government
crazy but we won't question any of that we're gonna argue over if this dude can compete with by government. Crazy.
But we won't question any of that.
We're going to argue over if this dude can compete with your freaking daughters.
That's the argument.
It's
short-sighted by the game.
It's alcohol brain. It's like what you're saying.
It's like seeing just five minutes into the future.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, the future yeah exactly well i'm glad i'm glad i'm not twisted up in that world and today today i'm telling you having a goal like just not having to worry about the price of gas is a great goal
oh my gosh set your finances up so that like hey when i fill gas up i'm not tripping yeah like i
talked about it every dollar that you, you bought a future time back.
So once you really understand your monthly expenses, let's say it's 30 grand a month for
you to live, right? Stack up 30 grand, you just bought yourself back a year. 60 grand,
you bought two years. 90 grand, you bought three years.
No reason you can't argue both. I'm not sure what you're talking about if you're arguing both
minimum wage and not minimum wage the problem is this minimum wage punishes those people who want
to be innovative those it punishes the people that we should last the the people who are the
self-starters the hard workers the innovative those people who at the end of the day far down
the road that are the greatest for humanity those people who at the end of the day, far down the road,
that are the greatest for humanity, those people who brought us the airbag, the fucking cell phone,
fucking electricity, it's just stifling those people. It's an equity move.
You could argue the other side all day long. In the long run, it's worse for the population,
You could argue the other side all day long. In the long run, it's worse for the population, and it's fucking rewarding fucking people, or it's disincentivizing people to work hard. Why would we ever do that? I don't think you can argue both.
Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry. Against both A, the minimum wage, and B, men competing against women. Okay, sorry. Okay, my bad. Well, thank you. Thanks for letting me get on my high horse i'll get off now i'm so confused at the thing we can't we can't why no reason you can't argue both oh yeah yeah but you got a triage brother you got a triage um all i'm taking away
from the show is i need to start fasting again and i'm okay with that you know i this is crazy
but i i it's i save money by fasting on sunday that's true probably at least probably
a thousand dollars a year um um 491 and they convinced melanated people and women uh it sucks
to be themselves 491 thanks for letting me get my ted talk there i don't really know where that
kind of came from but i was just uh I was just feeling it a little bit.
People who brought us Paper Street Coffee.
Oh, my God.
I want to talk about Paper Street Coffee in one second.
This is the fucking dipshit from...
This is the dipshit who was from Breaking Bad.
I was going to say Malcolm in the Middle.
Oh, my God.
This is the Breaking...
This is Bryan Cranston.
Oh, this is so crazy.
Okay.
Am I going to not like him?
Yeah, he's just a fucking...
It's the fucking tear campaign again.
It's like, hey, let me convince you
what a piece of shit you are
so you can feel sorry for yourself.
And feeling sorry for yourself
can become your platform
instead of something good.
Instead of being a badass.
Just ask yourself from from an African-American experience, when was it ever great in America for the African-American?
When was it great?
So if you're making it great again, it's not including them.
If you're making it great again, it's not including them.
Or maybe you need to shut your mouth because you don't know what you're talking about.
And you're not talking to real people. You're talking to other elites and other liberals who all think being black is a curse.
I grew up in the 1970s, 80s, 90s.
That's the underlying thing for all of this.
He just said it.
I feel bad for being a woman.
Therefore, you should feel bad for being a woman.
Therefore, you should feel bad for being black.
Therefore, you should feel bad because you were your field worker.
Therefore, no one should feel bad.
There are no one should feel bad.
You don't have to feel bad.
When I walk around the skate park
and I'm picking up trash like I do
every fucking day, five out of seven
days a week, and I'm touching
fucking people's Starbucks straws
and fucking
gross Coke cans and beer cans,
I never am feeling bad about myself, ever.
I'm proud.
I'm so proud of who I am.
Yesterday I was walking along the beach and I picked up someone's dog poop.
The only thing I'm embarrassed about when I pick it up is I don't want anyone to think it was my dog that shit there.
Good dude.
Anyway, this guy is fucking awesome, this Jason Whitlock dude.
He gets it.
He's in 2000s and America was great. No one's talking about going back to slavery. No one's talking about going back to segregation and Jim Crow. We're talking about, hey, let's go back to the 1990s.
Just ask yourself from from.
to the 1990s.
Just ask yourself.
This guy thinks he's so cool. Think about how cool
he thinks he is and how good he is.
He's basically saying, hey, all of you out there,
my life is better than yours.
The crazy
part is that they don't
see that.
But then don't base
it off of black people.
I think my life is better than most people's too.
It has nothing to do with fucking skin color.
It has to do with fucking how I was raised and how hard I work.
Yeah, when I first opened the affiliate and I would go to the mall to grab random things,
I hardly ever go to the mall here in Pleasanton.
By the way, now a shitload of those stores are shut down.
It's crazy to see because it's in Pleasanton. But I would like go there, I would just kind of walk around. I see all
the people in the stores, like the workers, like folding the clothes, like putting it up. And I
used to like feel bad. Like want to go in there and be like, hey, are you here? Because like this
is a stepping stone and you have a vision that you created for your own life. Or like, do you,
are you just kind of like feeling your way through it right now? Like, you know, like, I don't know, I guess it's hard to describe, but I would kind of like
feel bad for them. And then I, then I kind of checked myself and I was like, well, who, who
might've feel bad for them? Like what, in order to feel bad for them, I have to view myself as
superior. Right. Right. And then, then that, then that kind of went away. Cause I was like,
all of a sudden I was like, Whoa, wait a minute. You're kind of indulging. Why not use that energy just to help other people
if you want to help them? Yeah. But first I had to view myself as being better than, right? Yeah.
And then once I was like, wait a minute, I'm no better than like, I don't, that doesn't,
that doesn't exist. It's just different circumstances, different choices. It's not
a better or greater. And then, then that, like I said, but so it's interesting. I just wonder if they,
they ever check that or see that what they're doing is harming more people than it's helping.
Yesterday I was walking and my kids were skateboarding and I was walking along this
path along the beach and I saw some poop in the, in the way. And then, and I, and I just walked back behind, I just passed
some ladies, um, who are probably my age and I just passed them. So I turned around, I said,
Hey ladies, be careful. There's some shit up here on the ground. Cause they were good. There was
three ladies and they were like goofing around talking, not paying attention. Right. They were
just three friends having fun. Yeah. And a lady walking towards me goes,
Hey,
that was really cool of you.
Hmm.
And I thought in my head,
not as cool as you telling me that it was cool of me.
Yeah.
She made my day.
Validated it.
Yeah. She validated me.
It was so fucking cool.
It was so fucking cool.
I,
I,
I, I know it's
unhealthy to bathe in that but I did
caller hi
Susan I work
at the Stone Ridge Mall
no shit
yeah it's Philip Kelly I work at the
Stone Ridge Mall at
Hollister which is the
Abercrombie and Fitch sister
store and it's funny you say you're going to the Pleasanton Mall at Hollister, which is the Abercrombie & Fitch sister store. Yeah, yeah.
And it's funny, you're saying you're going to the Pleasanton Mall,
and I'm like, oh, fuck, I remember working there.
And I'm telling you what, the people that shop out there,
they have zero concern for their workers
and how much work they have to do to keep the stores looking nice.
People would come in there and just knock over piles of clothes
and not even give,
not even care. They would just run through
the store. So it's
funny that you said that.
But the other thing that I've been wanting to
say, I meant to say it when I was on there,
is
circling back real quick, when you had
Rich Froning on and you were talking about
how he's been able to build his mayhem empire, just wanted to tell you and i think i know you already know this but
you're doing that with this podcast we talked about it at bsi in arizona and you know that
this thing is like it's taking off and before you know it it's gonna have taken off and it's
gonna be like how did we get here um well it's funny you say that. Cause I told one of my friends,
the other day I was like, Hey, I'm going to get to say at one point,
I'm going to get to say, well, I guess I was fired for a reason.
So I could, uh, my, I was fired for a reason. It was God's work, blah, blah,
blah. And my friend, dude, he said, you can already say that.
So I guess that's what you're saying.
Whether you know it or not
you are building
you are building your own community
just as
I've been looking at it
very similar to how
an affiliate can be successful
you have your values
I know that you're not a Christian per se
for example
but you do have values
and there's a lot of your values
that resonate with people
and that's it's obvious and it's a lot of your values that resonate with people. And that's, uh, it's obvious. Um,
and it's very easy to see just from the following that you,
that you have so far. Um,
and I think it's only going to continue that way.
And it's not because you're trying to, and we talked about this too.
It's not because you're trying to be somebody else that is a successful
podcaster. You're just being you.
I said this to you also in Arizona that
I really admire that about you.
One of the other things that I really admire about you is your
loyalty to your friends.
I think it takes
a lot of guts and courage to be there
for somebody like Greg the way that you have
with everything that's gone on over
the years and to still be sticking
by his side.
Allison, NYC, same thing.
I know she's loyal to the guts.
And I said this to you too
and I was like,
you guys are awesome
and everybody should want
to be more like you guys
and be around people like you
instead of the torch holders
and the woke mobs
coming after people
for saying
what they really believe in
and so I just kind of wanted to just throw that out there
to you man like keep doing what you're doing obviously
but I'm excited for
the future of your show
thanks dude I really appreciate it I am too
I'll say this too
I after you guys
made that birthday video for me
I
later on that night I was in the garage and I was on the assault bike and I had
my head down and sweat was coming off. And it was like,
it was like I was transported into the future.
I was thinking about the video and,
and just trying to understand why you guys would go out of your way to make
that. And I just felt so empowered by it.
It was crazy.
I was probably unhealthy,
but I felt so fucking special.
And I was thinking,
there's nothing about that video that humbles me.
That video makes me proud.
I was like bathing in it while I was on the assault bike.
Like,
wow.
I,
I,
I,
people actually like me.
I was like, how do people get up there and be like, I'm humbled by it?
I walked out of this room.
My eyes hurt like a motherfucker, though.
But I walked out of here so proud.
Like, I just wanted to just like, I felt like a giant that I could hug the whole planet Earth and squeeze it.
It was crazy.
I felt so fucking good good and I appreciate that.
Say that again?
I don't think you realize
the effect you have on people day in and day out.
No, of course not.
I'm fucking oblivious, dude.
I'm fucking oblivious.
You know,
watching that video, I knew we were making
those videos and when Jonathan was done
creating it i i
didn't watch it when he sent us the final version of it i didn't watch any of them um i wanted to
experience it for the first time too dude we were all crying as soon as the first one i was like
wait why is there this music in the background that already will take me out you know and uh
i do we all were just like people were like stefan's gonna lose it when he watches this you
know and i was like how did you guys know i don't cry a lot on this show do i i cried when the blind
lady came on i'll tell you why i'll tell you why and and i don't think a lot of people get to
experience something like that happen to them right um and i think i can i can relate to it
in my own situation with getting to watch the video of people coming together and doing a
workout for me when I was only eight days in on the ventilator I mean I I feel I can't it's so
hard for me to watch that video because I see all these people and I'm like I can't believe you
showed up for me I you know like I'm just a CrossFit trainer and I'm just trying to help you
out and I never I never would help you out. And I never,
I never would have expected anybody to show up to do anything for me.
And so it's overwhelming for sure to say the least.
And so I think it's, I'm glad that you're able to, like,
I don't think it's ever going to get easier maybe for you to watch that sort
of thing, but it's only going to keep growing.
And I know there's more people out there who wish that they were able to create a video and submit it and i wasn't necessarily the leader
of this thing but i will just say that it isn't because we were trying to leave anybody out so
i'll apologize for if anybody feels left out of it shit make a video and just send it in
i'll have another birthday i'll have another birthday. I'll have another birthday. I have 365 days.
Fucking nuke me again.
Uh,
yeah.
Yeah.
So anyway,
man,
I didn't mean to take over the whole show,
but you know,
that's okay.
Thank you.
It means a lot to me.
I love people calling in and tell him,
talking to me about myself.
That's great.
I'm flossing you.
I'm giving you a fluff guy over here.
All right, brother.
Thank you. All right. Talk to you soon. Bye. Uh, we're guy over here. All right, brother. Thank you.
Talk to you soon.
Bye.
Uh,
we're,
we're also,
um,
that was Philip Kelly.
We're also going to have cat sheer,
uh,
visit soon.
Um,
she's,
she's also on the California hormones journey.
And of course,
if you want,
um,
someone who's just completely fucking embrace it and running with the torch,
make sure you check out Andrew Hiller's,
uh,
testosterone Tuesdays.
He's doing cool shit over there.
Yeah, it doesn't suck to be a woman or black.
It doesn't suck to be alive.
Being alive is really cool.
Make sure you remind yourself of that.
Uh-oh, my wife. Oh, my wife.
Oh, no, I'm good.
488.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
I don't know which one of you guys sent me this.
The vast majority of these are stuff you guys send me.
99 out of 100. and by the way i tried to go through all of my fucking um
my dms are completely out of control you guys got to be chill you can't send me you can't send me
like this much stuff you can't send me something this long one at a time you can't possibly there's
this event about to happen in scotland and i told the people that I would help them promote it.
I really liked them, but they hadn't talked to me like in a month.
And so then like, okay, I think it's time to promote it.
And I'm like, okay, uh, what promote what, what the fuck are you talking about?
Like, I can't remember anything.
Yeah.
It's hard.
Someone else sent me a DM the other day and it's like, Hey, you were ripping on me in
this show and blah, blah, blah.
And they wrote this whole thing to me.
You were unfair.
And I'm like, like dude I have no
idea what you're talking about
like I know who
like let me I know who this
is Wad Zombie I know
I know the sizzle
I know Eric Weiss I know
David Weed Christine Young
I know Russ Stevens no abortion talk
I know Audrey she got the nice ass I know Young. I know Russ Stevens, no abortion talk. I know Audrey.
She got the nice ass.
I know Dick Butter.
I know Seema.
She's got the cool hair.
I think she's Middle Eastern, but I'm probably wrong,
and I can't stop thinking that.
I know who these people are,
but if you're just a person who pops in my DMs once every four months,
I have no idea.
I'm lost.
Yeah.
And also to keep it all together.
So you gotta,
you gotta help me.
You gotta be gentle.
And,
um,
I like,
I like getting them.
I know who Janelle is.
You keep,
you keep giving money too much money.
I saw your,
um,
DM yesterday.
Uh,
I don't know you.
That's Camila. Oh,anc last name oh an erection an erection oh yeah i
know you intimately an erection you guys
um and i think it's to say it's important to say too that the DMs I could send to the podcast Instagram to myself or to Sevan and stuff like that, if we could have a way to filter through all that and get back to everybody, we would.
There is no level of importance or anything like that.
And all of it is super appreciated.
What do you mean?
Do you mean on the Sevan on the seven on podcast one i just
been speaking and i'm speaking for you too so sorry about that but just all of us like
i know i would love to have the time to sit there and go back and forth with everybody
through the dms and acknowledge everybody and my personal instagram and on the seven on podcast ig
and everything else and i know you would too but it's just at some point like it just gets
impossible to keep up with but i just want people to let them let them know that if there is no response, it's still really appreciated.
It's not like we're purposely.
I'm I'm I'm trying.
I'm not I'm trying to respond to everyone.
I know.
I really am trying.
Like, yeah, I'm determined that I just want to say that piece there.
Like, there's no.
Yeah, we just really appreciate all of it.
Yeah, I'm determined.
I don't appreciate.
I don't appreciate the fucking long ones i don't appreciate the long ones i appreciate the hateful ones the long ones
the short ones maybe i don't read them all like if you have a backstory to your shit that like i
don't need no all the people that reach out just, Sebon, can you wish my husband a happy birthday?
He just beat cancer.
I don't need like when you met or short and sweet.
Can we play this bad boy?
Oh, yeah, this is great.
Yeah.
Okay, here we go.
If I am a white man.
Don't you know that belief is a doubt? I always believe a doubt.
Guys, you cannot believe something and know it.
It's my poor brain.
Wait, I cannot believe it and know it.
No.
And you can only believe in what you don't know.
I like that.
You can only believe in what you don't know.
You don't know.
That's why you have to believe it.
Yes.
Ah.
Now, do you believe in your mother and father?
No, I know my mother and father.
Yeah.
If you know that you are white, explain to me how you know this.
My mother is Portuguese and she's white.
My father is Scottish with blonde and blue eyes.
If I get water, I get a black one, a white one, a blue one and a yellow one.
And I fill them with water and seal them.
When you look, what would you see?
Nothing, just the white and the black.
You would see the different colours.
The different colours.
And if you trust those eyes of yours,
you're going to believe that they're different, aren't you?
I will believe that.
Until you go and taste them.
And what are you going to discover?
That it's all just water.
All one.
One missing diversity, we call it.
Now, you see all these human beings that you see,
they are the same.
And if you go to any one of them,
excuse me, sir, what colour is your mind?
You see, you hear what he said?
He doesn't know what colour his mind is.
No, because we are spirits
living in different colour physical
bodies. We are not our bodies.
When you look with the eyes,
you are not seeing me, you are seeing the body.
When you look at my body and say I'm
a black man, that is a programme.
You was programmed from birth to
believe that you are blacks and
whites. It is a spirit in a body full of the same thing.
Thank you, my friend.
I believe that's it.
Podcast is over.
That's all I'm trying to say.
That's why I call him melanated.
That's why I can't even call him black or white.
It's like it should just be melanated and unmelanated.
And now you guys know he told you why I don't like the word believe.
There's nothing to believe.
Believe the science.
Don't ever believe in God.
Believe in God.
Anytime you say I believe in God, take some time and get to know God.
Just take five minutes.
That's it.
That guy cracked the whole code.
That's my whole entire fucking shtick that dude unraveled
my whole shtick that's it there is no fucking black and white you there is no there is no
believing shit believing it's just a joke for lazy people hello caller hi hey steve on this is
a long time listener. First time caller.
Yes. I love when people say that. Nice to hear your voice.
Hey, I really appreciate your love and clarification of words.
I just want to clarify what Christians mean by the word belief.
Oh, okay. Thank you. Wow. How fucking timely are you?
Wow. How fucking timely are you?
You didn't miss a beat, brother.
You didn't miss a beat.
Hook me up. Hook me up.
Yes.
It hasn't been on my mind for a while.
Belief is not... Here, let me give you an analogy.
Do you believe that parachutes work?
Yes.
No. I know that they work based off the evidence
and the predictive value of seeing when the chute opens
and the speed and rate at which it slows it down to the earth.
Perfect.
Belief in the Christian realm is not,
I believe that there is something or that something works.
It's that I'm willing to put it on my back and take the jump.
It's trust.
Right.
So when,
when people say, I believe in god i believe in jesus
no i trust him for what he's done for me so just a point of clarification i'm not getting it i'm
not getting it i'm not can you do me again okay okay so i've been trying to nail you down it's
kind of difficult.
It is. And I appreciate the effort. I know it's difficult.
It's fucking hard and I appreciate it. We have to keep making the effort and I appreciate it.
Okay. So let's, let's another analogy.
What does it take for me to say that there is no gold in China?
How much knowledge do I need to make that statement?
God, some sort of like omniscient awareness, right? To see. China. How much knowledge do I need to make that statement?
God, some sort of like omniscient awareness, right? To see.
Yeah. Yeah. I got to know everything. I got to know what's under every rock,
what's in every mouth, the jewelry people are wearing.
What do I have to know to be able to say there is gold in China?
Just the tiniest, tiniest bit of information.
Yeah. Yeah. So I just got to know one thing.
So the Christian knows one thing and knows it more than anybody else. And that's that God created you.
He exists and he did his work on the cross to save us from sin.
What you don't seem to understand is what sin is in comparison,
especially in comparison to God's holiness.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, I think you made kind of a leap there when you went from what Christians know
to my understanding of what sin is.
Okay, yeah, because you don't like the Cause I, you don't like the word sin.
You don't like the word evil, you know,
so I'm kind of trying to figure out your worldview. It's difficult.
I guess it's, I guess it's real.
When I think of God,
I don't think of anything that's relative or, or context contextualize.
Right. So like there's hot and there's cold and there's big and there's small
and there's all my worldly knowledge has to be contextualized. Right.
And that's, and that, and that's why people worship fake gods. Right.
Because they don't contextualize and they start thinking that some things are
real. And that's where I have the word with belief.
Like people actually believe what they see on CNN. And it's like all of a sudden it's like dude
there's nothing real it's all context i'm only fat because that person is skinny like it's all
but god for me is um not something that can be put in context okay can i help you with that
i'm gonna be quick i know when people say good and
evil i'm like man your god is not my god because my god is not like that the god that i'm aware
and my god is only something that i'm aware of yeah there's nothing else like there's no other
way for me to explain it yeah i like it i like it um so let me let me try to broaden your awareness
maybe maybe narrow it.
And the faith piece, the faith piece is huge with me too. Like,
like I understand faith. I experienced, I, well,
I experienced something that I don't understand and I call it faith.
That's a word I use kind of to point it kind of like I'm safe in really
unknown situations because there is a God, I guess.
Okay. So how do you know right from wrong somewhat rhetorical question you know it's in your conscience every every civilization you go to has
someone explained it to me like this the other day it was on the show jay narrow did he said
he talked about something called objective morality and i was like what the fuck is that
and he goes it's treating people the way you want to be treated do you want to be killed i'm like no
then you shouldn't kill someone that that's a moral value of yours i was like okay i like that
yeah but that that only goes so far.
Okay.
Because all men are corrupt.
I mean, you see this in raising children.
Right.
You see how easy it is for them to lie, cheat, and steal to get their way because we're all corrupt.
We're all selfish creatures.
Right.
So, yeah.
So it takes us so far.
It's helpful.
It's a good foundation.
But is lying wrong? Yeah. So it takes us so far. It's helpful. It's a good foundation, but, um,
is lying wrong. Uh, well, let me, let me be clear is making false statements about your neighbors wrong.
Telling lies about other people that wrong.
Um, if you, and here's the problem and i and i'll honestly mean this
and i'm not trying to um uh distract from where you're going
no lying is not wrong what lying does to you my son explained it to my other son perfectly
other day bear with me here one of my sons i saw taking chocolate out of a drawer i said hey dude
you can't have that and he goes yeah i'm sneaking it and i said okay i go how
many times you've done that he goes two other times and um and i go oh uh what were the times
and he's like you and mom were in there watching tv and then another time you and mom were still
getting stuff out of the car i'm like oh that's pretty cool i said all right and then my other son said i go you telling me all the times that you did it and he goes yeah
i'm like you're telling me the truth he goes yeah i'm like fuck you're a stud dude i appreciate it
and i didn't say anything else to him then my other son goes you know why we tell the truth
and i said why and he goes because if you don't tell the truth then you got to spend energy in
your brain protecting your lie and then when you're in jujitsu class you might be thinking about your lie
and then you can't fight good he's like so you can't tell lies so you can't have to protect
nothing so you can kick ass in class i was like damn right motherfucker let the truth set you free
wow so and so i don't think it's wrong I think it's a consumer of unnecessary energy.
Boy, man, we're on to something here.
That's awesome.
Yeah, it was crazy. Six year old, two six year olds breaking that shit down.
I was like, damn, they're fucking shit up right now.
That's great. Let me take your logic.
Those lies will then separate you from God also, by the way, because God is a, for me is a thoughtless place.
So hold on. Okay. So all you described to me was selfishness. Okay. Okay. All you described to me
right there was preservation of self. Right. You mean like the child doesn't want to lie so that
they can be stronger? Well, yeah. And that's selfish. Yeah. They don't want to lie so that they can be stronger well yeah and that's yeah they
don't want their world they don't want their world getting messed up right it's not about you yeah
not about honor integrity it's about hey this is weight on my shoulders i gotta deal with right
it's not about some objective truth it's a subjective reality hey i got you just i got
oh no no i think you have it i think
you have it backwards i think the god thing is the subjective reality and what the kid is saying
is of the objective truth the kid is actually telling you the mechanism of what the consequences
of lying and the and the god story is the subjective one because it's a made-up narrative
so what i mean by subjective and objective is
subjective is immediately in front of you. Okay. Objective is outside of you in all circumstances.
Okay. Subjective is situational ethics. There's a situation that makes me act in a certain way.
Objectiveness is ethics that permeate everything.
It's how you interact with the world, no matter what the consequences are.
So you remove the consequences of that lie being a weight on his shoulders during practice, and he doesn't care.
But because he knows, he does care.
Right.
Right.
So it's subjective.
So objectively, there is a right and there is a wrong um so if i mean if you sit well i'll i'll i'll bump that listen i will call another time
i know that i appreciate you calling these are my favorite kind of conversations. Yeah, this is really good stuff.
I love them too. I just hate that it's at the end of your show and I don't want to keep you long.
I just want to give you something to think about. Let me say this. I think one of them is a mathematical story for the truth. And the other one is a narrative for telling the truth. My kids are telling the mathematical and that there's a,
there's a, there's one that's a story for telling the truth. I will, I will say this
since I met my wife and she's got me to basically stop lying. Basically there's a few people in my
life that have got me to stop lying. And by stop lying, I mean, it's just all the little shit that
I see people lying about everywhere.
It's a feigning kindness.
It's feigning like not wanting to hurt someone.
And by the lies, I mean saying stuff like telling someone you have to get off the phone because for some reason that's not true.
Oh, my kid's calling me.
When it's not, you just want to get off the phone.
Just tell the truth when she got me to do all of that stuff my life changed and i could my fidelity of conversation not conversation
experience in with the unknown increased uh fucking dramatically i'd like to pose one more
one more thought before you go yeah sure there's this idea of ownership
that you own something
and then on top of this fucking bullshit idea and don't get me wrong i'm perfectly okay with
ownership i'm perfectly okay with the lie that we tell ourselves that red means stop
these are fun things i enjoy them these are not objective realities. None of us own anything.
But then on top of that, to think that there's something called stealing that's already built on a false premise of ownership.
If you want to live in fucking reality and commune with God, in my experience, you have to be able to distinguish between lies.
and my experience you have to be able to distinguish between lies but then on top of that other lies meaning someone steals your fucking car and you think that that story is
fucking true you are now three placements away from god you think that there's a you
you think that something of yours got stolen and you think there's ownership. Do you see how fucking layered and convoluted that is?
There's none of that shit.
It's all part of this fucking insane illusion that once again,
I love playing in.
Yeah.
But it can't possibly be fucking true.
I see no evidence for it.
Okay.
You use the term ownership.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I use the term.
I just coined it stupid. Lonership. I don't own anything. Everything is on loan from personal. Somebody's watching your kids. Those are your kids. Something happens to your kids under their watch.
You're going to feel some type of way.
Yeah, those are your kids.
You, in a sense, own them.
But you still don't.
They're on loan from God.
They're under your care and your watchful eyes,
your responsibility to take care of the things that are in your,
in a sense, possession.
And yeah, we take that a little bit further,
but this whole world's created.
Everything's a created thing.
So we have a responsibility to take care of things that are in our possession.
And especially when they're loaned out to us,
we should even be more careful
with those things because they're not ours directly we're just borrowing them for a time
so my point is this this is going back to the moral thing about what you were saying about um
uh stealing versus uh uh stealing versus not stealing and right and wrong if you when when
it is never my place to say if someone is stealing.
Without without the acknowledgement that I'm living in, but my moral fiber on to agree with you is I know when I'm stealing those rules in the Bible that say thou shall not steal.
It is not my place to say to judge someone who goes into a bank and robs. But I know it's wrong for me.
But I do not know what the master has. The master plan has. And I but i know it's wrong for me but i do not know what
the master has the master plan has and i don't know what's wrong for other people and that's
where i that's where i struggle with let me simplify it let me really simplify it you love
your kids i know you love your kids you speak about it all the time that's one one of the
reasons why i become a vampire for my kids i I would do anything for my kids. Your love for your kids causes you to hate anything that would interfere with their progress in life.
Yes.
You love them so much that you hate other things.
Yes. That's bad, I know.
God loves truth so much that he hates lies.
He loves the things that he gifts you with.
He loves his own creation so much
that he hates anybody that destroys his creation.
So love and hate go hand in hand.
Because he loves children, he hates abortion.
Because he loves the female form that he created,
he hates anything that defiles it right so right and wrong comes
he hates tattoos and piercings i'm not about that for a fact but i'm not yeah you don't know that
i took it too far i took it too far that's okay and here's the other reason we love you savant
yeah it's because because you are honest and you're able to look yourself in the mirror.
So I'm just trying to hold that mirror just a little bit closer for a
moment.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Hey,
love you.
Have a great one.
Thanks brother.
Thanks for your time.
Yeah.
Good call.
Good call.
All right.
That's what I was thinking too.
That's a real fucking Christian fishing for souls.
That's what i was thinking too that's a real fucking christian fishing for souls that's what i was thinking yeah let's save that for tomorrow we kind of jumped around i really made five hundred dollars on the show on my birthday show you guys gave me five hundred dollars
dang i know that's cool that's really fucking cool that's crazy
you guys aren't gonna turn turn me into a Christian today.
Listen, motherfuckers. I know this guy's going to call and try to unfuck me too.
Go ahead.
Who is this?
Devlon is Jimmy from Texas. What's up, man?
Jimmy, what's up? Tell me what a piece of shit I am and unfuck me.
Well, dude, I'm actually trying to save you.
Okay.
Sorry.
Save me about the stuff that's controversial.
Okay.
Tell me, save me.
Oh man.
I just, um, just wanted to kind of switch gears a little bit.
Okay.
Back on the crossfit.
Uh, yeah, just kind of, that's what I said.
I'm, I'm, I'm really going to save you here.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh, that kind of save.
Say you're saving me from getting saved.
Okay, that's another level save.
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Yes, go ahead, brother.
I was listening to y'all's show last
night. Y'all had a bunch
of people on, and everybody
was talking about the quarterfinals and how
they think the field needs to be
narrowed down or the filtering needs to be better from the open and the quarterfinals and how they think the field needs to be narrowed down or the filtering
needs to be better from the open and the
quarterfinals. And I definitely
agree with that. I just more so wanted
to play devil's advocate and get y'all's thoughts.
At least to me, it makes
sense. I don't know about everybody else,
but CrossFit itself
is as much as it is a sport,
and we love the sport of fitness,
it's also a business too and i think
for the longest time i competed way back in the day when regionals was still a thing tell me your
name again jimmy okay okay okay did i did we know each other jimmy have we met i don't think we have
okay okay but uh i was the guy who called in about the,
um,
about the occupational games,
uh,
who was trying to get the occupational games,
the bigger stage,
wondering why it wasn't already or why it wasn't made as big as,
as a thing.
And we had,
we had that chat over the phone,
but,
uh,
kind of back to what I was saying is I think that people forget that
CrossFit is a business.
And way back in the day when I competed,
uh,
like the 2010,
2012 era,
when regionals was still a thing,
you know,
99% of the people who competed in the open,
their season was done.
If it didn't make it in the top 40 or the top 32 in the region or whatever
it was,
it bounced around for multiple years.
And after that open fee,
I think it was like 20 bucks,
25 bucks. That was it. And after that open fee, I think it was like $20, $25.
That was it.
And then really from there, the top 1% were really the only ones generating any type of revenue or income to CrossFit in the later stages of competition.
I think that CrossFit as a business is thinking of ways to, you know, generate more revenue for themselves by taking a bigger fee in the open and taking a bigger fee in the quarterfinals and then having more money for whatever it is from a business perspective.
Maybe increasing the money that they have for prize pools or whatever, but I just think that people need to take that into consideration.
Yes.
Yes.
And you know what? That's
perfect because that's what I was saying. Basically,
the games are fucking crazy expensive
and they need sponsorship and they need money.
And that was one of the
cool things about when they had like 17
regionals, which is crazy to think. There used
to be 17 fucking regionals.
It would allow a lot of place for sponsors.
Yeah.
I agree.
Do you agree with what that other caller said too,
by the way,
that Adrian Bosman is kind of added a lot of fire to the,
to the event because we,
because we are kind of on the on the edge of our
seat wondering what he's going to program what is that fucking noise in the background sorry i'm
rubbing my penis and i don't have any lube so it's a little i've been rubbing it
i was gonna say that I really think that
It's me pulling off my cock ring
I left it on all night
And it's so fucking tight
And I'm just rolling it up the tip
One roll at a time
I respect that so much
I know it's my captains of crush
I'm doing it right by the microphone
Hey I gotta take the kids to jiu-jitsu.
We will be back here
this afternoon. Maybe
save the phone number, Colin, and harass us then.
Yeah, that'd be good.
All right, brother. Thank you for calling.
Matt Souza, I will see you
after the UFC
fights tonight. I'm going to take the kids to jiu-jitsu. Love you guys.
Another fucking amazing show.
Thank you for all of you. Someone sent a dm saying that they're praying for me
that's fucking crazy kind um someone else tried to call and teach me about morals that's cool
that's really cool i want to comment said i'm 80 of the way there but um uh anyway um
believe it no that that that jamaican guy that's not the last time we're going to hear
from him i'm not erasing that clip off my list we will be uh revisiting that brilliant brilliant
explanation all right guys love you i will see all of you uh uh this i think 5 p.m pacific
standard time after the ufc fights 5 30 okay 5 30 even Even better. And Brian Friend will be here also.
And I believe Andrew Hiller and Mr. Howell and maybe some others.
Okay.
Bye, Janelle.
Bye, Audrey.
Bye, Russ.
Bye-bye.
Eric Weiss.
Omaha.
Good night.