The Sevan Podcast - #845 - The Morning Show | Live Call In

Episode Date: March 19, 2023

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This is cool. It's like the LP. LP is like a record, right? LP. LP. like a record, right? LP. LP. Isn't it LP? I don't know the reference. EP.

EP. How come Caleb never gets in trouble for eating? I've never seen anyone be like, why is Caleb eating? Because he's beloved. Beloved Caleb. Beloved beaver. He gets away with whatever. Everyone likes to see a chewing beaver.

everyone likes to see a chewing beaver uh i think i had something here to start the show with at the very top let me see um like some statement i wrote a statement oh okay okay yeah yep so i have this friend i don't know if i'm supposed to say who they are maybe eventually they'll tell me who they are but they always like send me text messages and they comment on like they give me answers on things that they're experts on right this person is a has a narrow bandwidth like we all do of their expertise and so these were some things that they want they sent me the other day to help me um understand some things good morning everyone by the way good morning judy good morning bruce patrick good morning jethro Good morning, Bruce. Patrick, good morning. Jethro, good morning. Chris, good morning. Chris, how would you say that name?

Beesterfield? Beesterfeld? Beisterfeld? Beestfield? Burstfeld? Beesterfield. Beesterfield? Feld?

I think it's Feld. Beesterfeld. Isn't there like some movement, like some movement movement, like a movement about movement that's like Felder Christ. Felder Christ? I got confused. My wire. Newt, look at this.

Is this a new person? No, no, I recognize her picture. Hello, Newt. Miss Latimer. There's not one new person here. This is the gang. I don't see anyone in here. Newt is new?

No. Maybe the name is new The picture is not new I recognize that face What do you think that picture is from? Look at her picture Is she lying down? Yeah it looks like it

Look at those lips Those things are crazy The beef look Look what she wrote too Double smiley cool lips cool um statement the b yes he could eat it could do whatever is valenzuela in the house uh how about this person renee dimola very cute dog oh why the apostrophe after the renee look at and aren't you pissed now too no i'm not new it's like hey assholes

good morning on the road uh get to hear the whole show live oh that's dope that's how i would want to listen to the show that's the best part of this show if you have to drive somewhere that at least in my mind that's what i want it to be i want it to be so like when you're driving you're just stoked i want it to be like if we're if we're done before you get I want it to be like if we're done before you get there, you fucking hate it. If you get there and we're still going, you don't want to get out of the car. That's how I know I'm

fucking this shit. What about this guy? Heywood, you blow me. Oh my goodness. Yeah, i like haywood he's a cool dude what about shaving cook that seems nil um yeah definitely new definitely new definitely new look at that's fucking that's a strong fucking human being. My God. If I could go back and redo life again, I would only date six foot tall women who are over two bills. I would have some

sort. I would just have just and only two at a time. Can you imagine if I had two six foot tall women who are 200 pounds each? That would be 400 pounds of woman. You'd probably get suffocated. Dude. Two great dads, too. Yeah.

Real big. We do everything real big. And I would always sleep between them. You know how the dude's supposed to sleep on the edge to protect the woman? Never. They'd protect you. Look at Jessica's close to six feet fine i would have

a fucking it would be like it would be like the fights i'd give a like a five pound allowance you could be 195 511 but you'd have to wear platform shoes okay so i have this expert i have this friend who's an expert and um just say you like men dude hold on dude show 1600 give me a fucking second don't he's like standing behind me in the closet going you first you first david's in the house yeah it's like i'm like holding the sides of the closet trying not to fall out this motherfucker's got his foot in my back get the fuck out there and put some dick in your mouth no david chill i was thinking about that yesterday the the reason why i'm not gay is because i never wonder if i'm gay and and you know what else i realized is like i'm not into lesbian stuff at all like

you know how guys like to see two girls get together like that's not once in my life have i ever been interested in seeing that that's not the kind of porn that interests me nothing i just like some good old fashion missionary porn. Maybe pin the ankles behind the ears once in a while. Oh, crazy. Okay. But

I was just thinking the other day. Hey, you started, motherfucker. Get your foot out of my back and let me come out of the closet at my own speed. You start fucking telling me I'm gay, I'm going to have to overcompensate. Telling you about the 22-some I had one time. Okay, here we go. So this is the expert. This is some feedback on the past shows the expert gave me.

Gary needs to learn how to help his wife masturbate. Her inability to have orgasm is part of the problem he says the who's this expert uh this person says i'm not gay because i like giant hogs oh cool thank you of course i'm not but i have a giant hog doesn't that see hogs are the greatest thing in the world it's's like counterintuitive. You like big dicks. You're not gay. Yeah. How could you be gay?

I have a big dick. What are you talking about? Fucking giant. I eat hot dogs. Like I eat corn. That's how I know I'm not gay. I eat them like, like this.

That's how fucking straight I am. Fucking understand. I'm straight as fuck I ate a hot dog from the side I swear to god I wish I was a comedian holy shit that's a good bit you know how I know I'm not gay

you ever catch me at a barbecue eating a hot dog like this never that's how I eat bananas too how the fuck oh my god yeah yeah oh god i love nikki rod that's i know i am gay fuck nikki rod's a stud that was wow what a fucking hetero move eat a banana from the side i'm gonna teach my boys to do that okay here we go uh look rb just gave 20 for that bit i know that was good thanks rb no one said she's not getting off but it's just these are just some perspectives

and i do in all honesty i do think that like it's important like your your your your mate should know how to get themselves off if i mean if if you're into girls your girl should know how to get herself off if she can't get herself off you're fucked in general um okay uh here we go um uh so so she this person is just suggesting that um uh listen to the house you can also put your mouth on the dick from the side that's how i know i'm not gay because i put my mouth on the dick from the side uh okay here's um you uh uh mixed uh mixed kids are called oreos and half moon cookies as racial slurs mixed kids are called oreos and half moon cookies as racial slurs mixed kids are called oreo how is calling someone an oreo a racial slur though i've never heard

half moon yeah those sound disgusting are those those marshmallow things covered i think i know what those are they're old school shit it's like two wafers with a marshmallow in between them and the marshmallow is white white and the wafers are like cookies cheap ass cookies dipped in chocolate no i think that's a moon pie oh half moon cookies are these ones oh yeah oh those are good what a weak racial slur you're a fucking you're a moon cookie you're an oreo yeah thank you i'll take it uh black people are the most racist most racist against natives and jews uh mostly because they are taught to want to like to be like white people so they need some other minority group to push down and uh finally laura horvat is definitely gay. But that's just some...

This was a sexpert, he said? This is just an expert. Oh, an expert. And this is the bandwidth. This person is an expert in sex and black and white relations, melanated skin, social understanding. Insightful. Like that last one there.

I'll do these periodically. this is just a quick note from the community maybe this person should start an account they should have a name like doctor doctor sex and race or sex race race sex this person will any problems we have about uh about our sexuality uh or our understanding of race we we'll ask this person. Hey, I need help reconciling a couple things here. Can we go to, I think it's 494. This one's going to challenge you, Mr. Beaver. There's a picture here of Danny Spiegel someone sent me on Facebook.

And it's a trifecta ad. I'm just already laughing. I don't even know why. 494 is an Instagram link. Above it, you don't see a picture of Danny Spiegel riding a bicycle, saying 50% off, and it shows a bunch of food. And it says hit 494? Yeah.

It says, wait, I thought it didn't matter what your body looked like. Yeah, it's not underneath there. Do you see the picture? It's on Facebook. Yeah. But I just took a screenshot of it or someone sent me a screenshot of it. By the way, whoever sent me that screenshot needs to charge their phone.

While Caleb looks for that, I want to play this tier ad for you. And it's kind of good that I play it so I can stop it. And how about it? Yeah. So check. This is the ad is i think this is an ad i think this is paid for um i guess it should say paid for ad here or something hashtag ad oh thank you tear sport for the for full-on support uh of my mission to change the narrative. Awesome. I have no, and so this is the narratives that she's claiming that there is.

Here we go. As women, we're taught since childhood that we have to look a certain way. So as women, you're taught from childhood that you have to look a certain way. That's her, that's the narrative she's pushing. Eat a certain way. Eat a certain way. Talk a certain way. Talk a certain way.

So I wonder if you're not taught that if you're not, if you're not a woman. Is that what she's saying? A certain way. A dream a certain way. We're taught the limits of who we can be. We're taught the limits of who we can be. And given boxes to fit ourselves into. You're given boxes that you have to fit yourself into? you're given boxes that you have to fit yourself into. I want to see one of those boxes. I'm sick of hearing people tell them what they can and can't be. So after telling us what the narrative is, now she's let us know she's sick of telling people,

telling her what she can and can't be. Makes sense. That narrative ends today. Narrative's over today so even though even though this video will keep it perpetuated forever i am done being defined by my appearance there it is i'm done being defined by my appearance people do not ever let anyone tell you that your appearance is so fun use your fucking appearance. She clearly gives a fuck about her appearance. Clearly.

A hundred percent. You should care about your appearance. Do not like, if you step in dog shit, you should care. You should care. You should definitely care about your appearance. and i know other women are as well our bodies are beautiful our bodies are beautiful not all of them not all of them and it is kind of funny though this shot right up your fucking your butthole and your chode and your that our bodies are beautiful while it's aimed right at your uh anus and your genitalia as of what they can do how our bodies are beautiful for what they can do

not for what they look like that is not true that is not that is not that is 100 not true and and it's a discriminatory and something um to suggest that i can enjoy, my eyes can't enjoy something for its appearance. It's fucking absolutely fucking batshit crazy. My body can clean a 250 pound sandbag. I know. That was amazing that you did that with ease and a smile on your face. Fucking hats off to your beast. In front of a fat crowd. It can throw a 215 pound log overhead. 215 pound log overhead. You can grab your ankles while picking something off the ground. It can endure hour after hour in the gym.

It can sweat and bleed without breaking. Can you eat a hot dog sideways? It can push the limits of everything I've imagined, but also everything I haven't dared to imagine yet. More importantly, my body can lead a revolution of importantly, my body can lead a revolution

of women. Her body can lead a revolution of women? There's no way she wrote this. You know she didn't write this. This is fucking nuts. You know she was just told to read the script. You're not even making any sense. No one even knows what you're talking about. I'm going to be super clear. It's

like this feel-good piece for girls with trauma. I it but no one no one really knows what you're saying you're not like pointing at anything like like actionable reclaim your seat at the table reclaim your seat at the table the claim the table itself and that's that's a great a shot right away right there true beauty claiming your seat at the table is true beauty? No, that's not true beauty. Proud to partner with Tear, a brand that supports women, individuals, and athletes with similar missions and dreams. Oh, it's a brand that supports individuals, women, and athletes.

Tear, what have you done to yourself? What the fuck have you done to yourself? Together, we're taking the first step to eliminate these issues for women. It's time for a new story. What's the first step? What's the first step? I want to know what the first step is. They just took it. Together, we're taking the first step. Dude, just so you know, that journey's already done. I mean this with no disrespect, but she needs to be domesticated. I know.

She's filthy. It's just completely. She's a chronic masturbator. But here's the funny part. Oh, that's not good. Oh, I thought my emails popped up for a second. God. So good at that. not good oh i thought my emails popped up for a second god so good uh here the the best part is about to show up can you look at this uh also in conjunction with that this ad is also running on fucking facebook this is the part i want you to see awesome yeah she refuses to sit when she pees i i probably

100 it's almost like she hates being a woman it's just like just say it it's okay you really want to be yourself just tell us how you really feel instead of all that shit can you see this can you pull that up by any chance caleb she has an an ad and it says, count down to summer. Hit the beach in your best body ever. And it's 50% off trifecta. So with one company, she's telling you her body image, what her body looks like doesn't matter. And in this other one, it's 100%.

By the way, she has 1.6 million followers on Instagram. By the way, she has 1.6 million followers on Instagram. I guarantee you 1.5 million, 999 of them are there for her body. It's just fucking bizarre. I don't mean to pick on her at all. It's just such a – can you see it by any chance, Caleb? No, I can't find it. Are you just going to need to pull up her Instagram? No, it's this picture.

It's a picture that I... It's funny, I can't get it off either. Maybe I can control... Save as... Oh, I'll save it as something. In my downloads. Web page complete. Web page single file. i don't know what to save it as let me see if i can open it uh doesn't allow oh no i can't open it god damn i wonder why i can't show you this maybe i could make this a full-size screen do you see the picture in there though

caleb no i cannot damn it well this bit doesn't work i take all that stuff back if i can't show Do you see the picture in there though, Caleb? No, I cannot. Damn it. Well, this bit doesn't work. I take all that stuff back if I can't show you this. Hold on. Oh, maybe I can take a screenshot of it. And then what is that? Command five?

Oh, even then I can't. Maybe can you Google trifecta? I'm on the Instagram, but I don't see it. No, it's not on Instagram. Someone took a screenshot of their phone. It's from Facebook. How would I do it? Control, open image in new tab. Oh, shit.

Did I just do it? There it is. Got it. Here we go. I'm sorry guys command there we go so this is this is also going so after all that there's an ad here hit the beach in that best body ever just be showing us what it can do countdown to summer 50%

off meal prep yo we know we know that you'll go wherever the money is you don't need to tell us we got it you don't ever need to tell us we know I'm not even judging you for it you go wherever the money is. You don't need to tell us. We got it. You don't ever need to tell us. We know. I'm not even judging you for it.

You go wherever the money is. I know someone's trying to, doesn't Spiegel endorse a meal prep service? It tells her exactly. I mean, that's the whole thing. She can't reconcile her shit. Yo, dude, why can't you just be like, my body's fucking insane i know you boys want to fucking eat a fucking donut out of my ass crack i'm telling you the guys that follow you think

the most craziest shit about you i'm like shit that's like crazy shit like every minute 24 hours a day between some guy's ears you you're doing some crazy shit, Danny. I'd be curious to know what the demographic is for men versus women on her Instagram. Out of that 1.6 mil. 90, 90% dudes. 85% dudes. This is on my Facebook.

Get to the best shape of your life with dietitian designed meals, plus a complete transformation program. Yeah. Look at transform you to what? Oh, you mean? So you'll have a nice body. So someone will want to touch that body up against your body. I, I seriously want to see who she dates, how the guy she dates, how beautifully is, let me guess. You don't care what he looks like. You're like, Hey, can I just see your numbers? 95%. I know. Anyone think that Emily Kaplan kind of looks like Danny

anyway that's a stretch whoever sent me that thank you I think it's kind of funny thank you sexpert no no that wasn't from the sexpert that was from someone else oh I saw this video of this uh of this kid this did you see this kid um got killed by the cops in um in uh utah i'm gonna show you i'm gonna show oh sorry I'm taking over Caleb's job Caleb496 Can you open the Instagram account?

Yes Now listen I want you guys to When this pops up This kid got killed by the cops What's the first thing that pops into your mind? Racism Yeah

I heard killed by cops That was enough for me Just look at the picture Look at the fucking picture Now I'm going to give you a choice Mormon, fair Yeah that's because I told you Utah Why is Hiller alive? I don't know

Yeah why did you have to do that? Tell him I said hi Everyone start telling me in the comments how he has more people watching than me. Please. I like it when you guys do that. A gay guy. This guy was killed by the cops. These are your choices.

Do you think he was resisting the cops, or do you think he was complying? Sousa? I'm going to go with resisting. Wow. Wow. And why would you choose resisting well i think that that actually normally leads to more physicality from the cops and then sometimes gun violence from the cops yeah this fucking guy wouldn't even fucking lower his window when he's got tinted windows he's got it like cracked like this he's got a fucking gun in the car i think that's legal though with the not the window tint but the amount you have to roll it down i'm sure i'm sure it is but but yeah but you're it's like you're fucking with dudes with guns who pulled you over he hands them his passport and they go

so you're they say his name what's his name they're like so you're chase allen he goes well that's just a piece of plastic i handed you and then the cops like so this is a fraudulent passport and he's like no and he's and he's fucking around and so they ask him to get out of the car and he's like no and fucking he gets he they end up seeing a gun and he gets fucking shot do not fucking resist arrest do not fuck with cops yeah it's so obvious what happened play stupid games win stupid prizes you can't even see through those windows listen who cares if you're right he doesn't even get to celebrate that he's right like he's dead he's fucking dead sovereign citizen love those guys yeah it's probably some shit like that dude like you have to understand that the whole thing is just a fabrication just this whole thing we've

kind of made it up the constitution the laws the police we're trying to figure out how we can all live here together we put together this fucking plan this experiment and we're in in like you can either like flow with the experiment and try to live as long as you can based on your fucking biology right so you can keep contributing to the experiment a sovereign citizen a member of a political movement of people who opposes taxation questions the legitimacy of the government and believes they're not subject to law you're not you're not but do you want to do you want to like remember it's all a game your shit's just as much of a game as the other shit is and like do you want to go home and like and and look across the dinner table eating a bowl of soup

at your girlfriend smiling knowing you're going to get to climb under the warm sheets with her or do you want to be dead because you said something stupid to the fucking cops that's tough I mean I wonder how it escalated to where they shot inside the car oh they got the video I got the video you want to play it

it's right above it they see some cop sees a gun and starts yelling gun and then they just shoot him though yeah like you're allowed to have a fucking gun what state was this in uh utah it doesn't matter all that stuff doesn't even matter to what i'm saying though like he he handled it he didn't have he chose the i'm not about total compliance i'm about total compliance within the written law like you can't just be afraid and see a gun and fucking shoot somebody

what if he was a law abiding citizen was the traffic stop legitimate did he need to talk to the cops did he comply up to that point did the cops try to escalate the force on their end like there's so much to it soon as you roll your window down like that I think you're a fucking asshole

and you're asking to get shot me personally because that's how much to it, though. As soon as you roll your window down like that, I think you're a fucking asshole and you're asking to get shot. Me personally, because that's how much I value my life. Like, you're getting pulled over. But now we're just afraid of the enforcers of the state. That's where I have the issue with, because if the state's going to make rules, these guys have to drive the street and make us comply to those rules. Right. And so this is the same government that we push back against all the time. These are their foot soldiers.

Hey, you don't have to put shopping carts back. It's the same thing. Like, just do your fucking part. No, one's a courtesy act that doesn't have life or death consequences. And one is a law and a procedure that needs to be followed to the T and cannot have emotion evolved. One of the emotions. I'm talking about the guy rolling down the window.

I'm talking about the guy rolling down the window. Well, if he was in compliance with that law then it doesn't matter sure it might be shitty attitude might not have been favorable but if you only have to roll your window down x amount of inches and he's within compliance of the law that these cops are upholding then that doesn't warrant him being shot no and they didn't shoot him for the window being down but what i'm saying have a shitty attitude either but right but what i'm saying is is you don't have your window down all the way so now you've taken the and your windows are tinted it's all within the law let's say but what you've chosen is to play a game with guys with guns now you're obstructing their view that's all i'm saying i'm agreeing with everything

you're saying i'm just saying i prefer to get home i mean yeah me too i i rolled out my window all the way because i know that the the law isn't fought on the streets fought in the court but you don't have to roll your window down all the way yeah fucking all the power to you don't roll it down all the way hey and this guy has a fucking gun in the car i'm not arguing about what's right or wrong here. I'm arguing about what... That's not my argument. My argument is like, do you want to get home or not? It might not be legitimate to shoot a guy

who reaches for his glove box either, but if a guy has a gun and he's a cop and you reach for your glove box... Anyway, go ahead. You can play it. I think this is okay to play. Actually, I'm not sure. Play it for a little box. Anyway, go ahead. You can play it. I think this is okay to play. Actually, I'm not sure. Play it for a little bit and stop it.

Hand in the direction of the gun. Oh, it's in a holster on his waist. The plot thickens. Holster on his hip. Gun, gun, gun, gun, gun, gun, gun! He's fired! He's fired! He's fired! They tried helping him with first aid after the shooting. Officers found the gun.

Hey, and you know what I thought right away? I thought they planted the gun, to be honest with you. That was weird, though, because all of a sudden it went from did the video freeze? Yeah, no, no, they're not. This news station doesn't show the whole video. The whole video is somewhere. Seems aggressive. Sure. They said get out of the car.

He said no. Yep. All that's true. Don't you have the right to resist an unlawful arrest? I have no idea. All these things you guys might be saying are true. I'm just saying if I'm giving advice to my kids I'm lower your

this is what I do when a cop pulls me over I lower my window all the way I turn the car off I put the keys on the dash I put my hands on the steering wheel I turn the fucking dome light on hello officer I'm not interested in I'm getting I'm not I'm not interested that's not as soon as we say I'm not interested in getting, I'm not, I'm not interested. That's not as soon as we say,

I'm not interested in fighting anything right there with anyone. Something very similar happened to me when I was, uh, when I was in Jordan, I was driving up to a gate that I was not aware of. Um, where's Jordan just outside of Philadelphia. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So I was, um, i was driving some patients to uh the hospital and we had to stop by one of the some place that i hadn't been before because we were going to spend the night and i hadn't been to the any of the gates before so i was just kind of driving up to it and uh like as soon as i got within like 100 yards two local nationals started

like running after us with their guns like i was just pulling up to the gate and they had those um concrete bricks that you have to like kind of weave through to get yeah but i hadn't even gotten to the concrete gates yet and these two guys just started darting towards me like guns raised loaded pointing them right at me yelling at me so first habibis habibis or americans habibis habibis wow and uh so first thing i do put stop the car put it in park throw the lights off turn the car off and then i roll the window down and put my hands up yeah i. I'm not fucking around with that. Especially, I mean, it was me, a doctor and two patients. Like I'm not,

so yeah. If somebody is going to come out, if somebody is, is armed, I'm not going to try to fuck with it. You know, like I'm going to, I'm going to comply to whatever they are requesting of me.

And I'm not, I don't have any weapons of my own and I'm not going to try to risk myself myself my patients and my my doctor um uh a crazy story hayley told me once i'm not sure if i have the exact thing right but she it was right after the war with afghanistan and she landed in uh kabul and a taxi cab driver was parked somewhere and a fucking tank pulled up next to him and they start fighting the taxi cab driver starts fighting with the guy in the tank, and the tank fucking turns the turret and points it at the fucking taxi. And now the turret's six feet away from a taxi.

She's sitting in while the driver fights with the fucking tank guy. She said it was like a fucking comedy. But a terrifying gun turns his turret towards the taxi. That's a big dick move. Yeah. Like you're going to shoot a... She said it was six feet away.

I don't like to see that. Oh my goodness. And what happened? What did you do? Did you have a driver's license or anything? What did you do? just like put my hands up and i'm like hey i'm looking for this place in english i'm telling these guys and he's like no he's got one guy standing like 10 feet away from me with his gun raised staring at me and then the other one's like probably 20 feet away doing the same thing the one 10 feet away was just like no turn around did you tell him

hey dude it doesn't matter what a woman's body looks like it's what it can do okay i'm with you i'm with you exactly oh i called them habibi i wasn't sure if that was racist but it's not uh the arabic term oh thank goodness the arabic term habibi means beloved okay so two habibis two of your beloved yeah two of you i mean if you call someone who's half black and half white in oreo that's fucking racist that sounds like a fucking great thing to be called if you there's a difference in like tone too so if you say habibi and it's like no we're not

and you're making direct eye contact okay anyway uh white the moral of the story is white guys get shot too yeah and by the way i agree with the uh compliance portion of it but on the same time to manage that economy i also agree that we need to be holding up our law enforcement officers to a very scrutin way to how they're acting. Like they need to be if we're going to hold them to a higher standard, give them extra privilege. Then then when they abuse that or when they don't work within the confines of that, that punishment also needs to be just as much as as higher. I guess it should be. I'm looking at the word I'm looking for. Yeah, I don't want to give cops an excuse, but but, but I, but I got to get home to my kids.

I'm going to call Andrew and ask him what the fuck he's doing. He's live right now. Someone I'm calling him right now. I'm going to see, let's see if he answers. Your call has been forwarded. Oh, fuck you.

This stuff is always on. Do not disturb. Yeah. I'm fucking calling him again. Yeah. Blast right through that thing. Tell me if it's interrupting his live calling. It's been forwarded calling. You fucking asshole.

Three times in a row. Here we go. What are we talking about? Oh, that's where... Oh, you son of a bitch. What can I do to interrupt his feed? Just go there and comment. Keep watching him.

Keep watching. I want to see if eventually... I don't know if eventually he left his phone. I don't think he's going to turn it off. To an automatic voice message. That's not it. Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message.

Your call has been forwarded. Son of a bitch. Oh, gosh. That was seven calls in a row. Seven. Okay. What sucks about this Danny Spiegel bit is that I don't know how to array. Once I put pictures in here, it always fucks everything up.

Yeah, the pictures are hard to bring up. Oh, here we go. Oh, and Danny, I'd love to have you on the show, by the way. I think you're pretty cool. Spiegel? Yeah, I do. I know it's kind of weird to say that, but I do think she's cool.

Oh, yeah. Okay, hold on. Hi. Hey, I've been informed that you've been calling me oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were live my bad I didn't know you were live you know we're live god damn it

I'm sorry okay well maybe I'll talk to you I'll call you when I'm done with my show I didn't remember but I had something I had to get off my chest I apologize no need to apologize I'm sorry I called you I'm sorry I called you seven times in a row. I'm sorry. You called me from a number that isn't your own.

He's talking about me. Yeah, all right. You had to call me from your phone. I love you. I have some stuff to share with you about Danny Spiegel later. Oh, I heard what you were talking about. Okay. I'm excited.

Okay. Peace and love. I'll talk to you soon. Bye. Okay. Peace and love. Bye. Son of a bitch. I love Andrew. He's so fun. He's game. You see, he's game.

See that? He's a motherfucker. He's game. He just likes to play. People in the comments jumping back and forth is amazing. Let's do something funny. Do I have anything funny? Because I have so much stuff that's not funny.

Honestly, honest talk. You'll never hear this on TV. Resist cops fucking with guys who have guns. What's the first thing you notice here? Oh, we got that one, 496. Oh, what's this one? My friend's wife. Oh, thank you.

Can you, CK, the people in the chat bought this for me isn't that fucking nuts oh yeah this is good so this is funny this is a nice little break before we get back into the dark shit okay here we go this is good i love this my best friend's wife is a born-again christian and we do not get along at all. The other day, she called me up to yell at me, saying I'm a terrible influence on her husband because he called her a bad name. I said, what? Did he call you a bitch? She said, no, Anthony. He did not use the B word. I said, uh-oh. Did he call you a cunt?

She said, no. I said, well, then he didn't hear it from me. My best friend. That guy's delivery is a trip yeah look at see notice yeah i was doing i was doing some late night dming with sema last night we were talking about spores that's all i can tell you i can tell you that's all i can tell you and and my conversation with her was very expensive it cost me a lot of money and it sucks but she she used to live in i was telling her about just how moist it is in my house

basically i didn't even tell her she knew how moist it was. Cause she knows where I live. She's like, yeah, crazy moist in your house. Basically. And I'm like, yeah, she's like,

you need to buy this, this, and this. I was like, fuck me. So not s'mores, the spores, spores.

I bet you Jeremy eats a hot dog from the side too you think Jeremy has a huge hog or a little hog a big hog for sure huge hog yeah I saw him in that video come on okay the hog game that was my friend's wife

okay here we go uh a 493 so this one this one uh 250 uh the vote for this in the house was 250 to 173 uh the the republicans voted unanimously for it. Sorry, against it. And the Democrats, only 31 Democrats voted against this. 173 Democrats. This is the thing you have to understand. 173 Democrats voted for this bill and 250 people in the House voted against it. And only 31 Democrats voted against it.

I know that's a fucking shitload of numbers. But basically, the end vote was 250 to 173 the republicans won and they killed this fucking bill you won't believe this fucking bill and this is why the democrats hate people they hate melanated people they try to do things like this they tried to pass this bill in in washington dc they would fucking reduce the crime for fucking sexual offenders and murderers well listen to this bad reduce reduce the crime uh reduce the sentence sorry reduce the sentence reduce the sentence reduce the severity of the punishment for the crime oh goodness to the team and we have a couple of things that i just want to lay out for all of you and on what

the dc bill does it reduces maximum penalties for offenses like murders and other homicides, armed home invasion, burglaries, armed carjackings, as I mentioned, armed robberies, unlawful gun possession and some sexual assault offenses. Why? Can someone please explain how this is good? can someone please explain how this is good hey talk to the team that that that for those of you who don't know i think the district of columbia is predominantly melanated people and so the democrats they do this they think that they're going to score fucking points with their constituents but in the end they're just fucking them How can I text Seve my BBC? Ten dollars. My goodness. Absolutely. Greatest country in the world. It is. You know, it is i hear that that means someone on his team decided to side with them but the democrats the democrats really tried to do this it's fucking crazy i mean how how are we gonna be a it's unfair you don't understand those laws are racist susan you don't understand it's unfair to uh black people are allowed melanated people they're allowed to they're

under the guise of they're allowed to do this stuff because of the severity of social situations and economic situations they've served in the past. But at the end of the day, it doesn't help them. It hurts everyone. You're going to love this next one. I don't get it. You're going to love this next one. 491. This is fucking amazing.

Kids first. This is fucking amazing. Kids first. This is what leadership looks like. Danny, take a page from this bitch. This chick is fucking awesome. I'd marry this lady. We are surprised by the hate that the LGBT community has been receiving

in the recent weeks. I want to ask you why you're surprised. What did you think would happen when you decided to go after the kids? And then we told you to leave the kids alone and you just won't listen. So surprise, surprise.

Can I tell you the truth? I would give up my right to marry a woman if it means that kids will be protected from transitioning and indoctrination and sexualization. How about that? Just putting it all on the line. Dude, I'm telling you,

the vast majority of gay people stand by this fucking chick. Yeah, because there's... The vast, vast majority. Why are we... like i mean kids have so much to do with the state age and just getting over the social media and the technology stuff like why are you introducing these complicated issues this soon in their life just let them let them be and they do it under the guise of trying to protect like trans or gay kids that are being

bullied the thing is is you could protect people from being bullied just don't let little kids be assholes on the playground right right just like it was back in the day. It doesn't matter if I'm making fun of you for anything else. It doesn't matter. You should not be allowed to do that. You should be punished if you're doing it right. Doesn't matter what you're making fun of you for, especially your sexuality. But introducing it sooner to kids makes no sense in stopping that from happening either. I just like it. It seems very weird.

I like how she puts that. I give up the right to be married if you fucking assholes would leave the kids alone. Yeah. Hey, that's the exact same thing. That's the kind of boldness that you get from people like Officer Tatum, Candace Owens, obese people who take fucking responsibility for their situation and aren't running from COVID. These are the types of like fucking noble leaders we need.

You know what I would love if, if Tia went off on this thing that was kind of like, I've talked about just the importance of women to have kids. Why is that just because it could be um it's it's not it's not i i just don't think it's celebrated i think it's poo-pooed women having kids yeah just the people don't realize the i mean i've talked about this fucking a million times on the show but someone actually took offense to it because I would say the greatest thing a woman can do is have a child I want to

tell you this too and the greatest thing a man can do is have a child too and you could disagree with it all you want but if you're offended by it you're fucking out of your fucking mind well there's no reason to be offended by it that's where it gets weird like you can't even understand it a little if you can't even understand what I'm saying just a little bit I'm not saying that you should have kids I'm just saying it is the greatest thing that you can do it's it a little – if you can't even understand what I'm saying just a little bit. I'm not saying that you should have kids.

I'm just saying it is the greatest thing that you can do. It's literally a gift. You're the only – a woman is the only person on the planet that's going to be responsible for pushing humanity forward. Emotionally, intellectually, spiritually, I think that there's very few ways to grow – to get experiences that will help you grow in those fields those areas those and and uh and and to and to think that there's uh it's just all of this talk of like a woman should be able to do both or just how about just focus just on like yeah raising kids the best kids ever is fucking amazing wow like exalt those people What's the word I'm looking for? Glorify those glorify women who raise kids and take responsibility for raising kids before you glorify any other shit.

Is there any greater contribution to your community and to humanity by raising very capable human beings that are going to be pushing awesome values and stuff forward? Yeah. Only one being a CrossFit coach. and stuff for it. Yeah. Only one being a CrossFit coach. Yeah. I agree with that.

I just think it's weird when people get upset by it. Like, that you're not taking anything away from them by just pointing out the fact of the gift that women have. Yeah,

it's, it's just a shame that it's not just like, that's what I want to hear about just like women who are like yeah i'm fucking make babies look how fucking great my body looks i mean her her fucking you can't stop looking at those videos of her body how much hate have you guys checked the comments has she been getting a lot of hate from the burpee box jumps pregnant in the power i don't know but i wouldn't fucking i wouldn't i

would not fucking do those if i were her i just i wouldn't if you're a pregnant woman i wouldn't do double unders i wouldn't do fucking burpees i wouldn't fucking go upside down i wouldn't do any fucking i would that jumping i personally think it's stupid i might upset her for doing it but i think it's dumb as shit it's just unnecessary risk totally unnecessary yeah i i think the toes to bar pull ups i don't think um any women should be doing any of that pregnant. I know it's a sweeping generalization, but all that shit's going to cause like diastasis, and that shit's crazy, man. Yeah. And if you don't believe me, any man or woman, go hang from a pull-up bar now and just hang there and really put your attention on what's going on in your stomach.

Unfollowing until she has the baby. Oh. Oh, yeah. And that person's owning it, right? Like, don't get me wrong. I love watching her. Yeah. I'm hypnotized by her fucking shit.

But that person says it's too much anxiety for them. That person's at least owning it themselves you know yeah yeah she's like it just gives me or he i didn't see the comment but yeah you're totally owning it the interesting thing is is that like she has a really massive platform and sponsors and she works with these companies and they usually stay away from super controversial things like just avoid it like the black bag like oh i can't be around anybody that might say something that'll put me in a position where i actually have to give an opinion and then my sponsors might get mad but it's interesting that they would choose to post something like

this because you know that this is controversial it'd be just as controversial as if she spoke on abortion or something don't you think or am i off yeah yeah yeah yeah no no i i i agree i'm that you're that's fair i was trying to think like something to surprise you how many at all but i mean she's so um she's so magnificent yeah it's like shit can't stick to her right i mean that's my opinion i think she's a magnificent well they come on the show already tia what the. I think she's a magnificent. Well, they come on the show already to you. What the fuck? I think she has, um, I know we're not supposed to judge people by the way they look, but, uh, but I do. And I think she has one of the, I mean, I would put her up. I think her physique, it's, it's a shame. We don't objectify her more and like drool on her more.

I think her body's fucking nuts. Her tits, her ass, her thighs, her shoulders, her waist. I, I fucking find find her i think she has a perfect body so and then to see it fucking holding a baby is nuts so i don't know i mean i never seen her naked when i say all that i'm just saying from the little skimpy clothes the girls wear i think she's fucking insanely fucking hot yeah i'm just i'm just surprised that she's fucking insanely fucking hot. Yeah, I'm just surprised that they – She's an action figure. She's a superhero.

Sorry, what were you going to say, Susan? No, I'm just surprised that they posted that stuff and went there. Like, not surprised she did the workouts. I'm just surprised that, like, they made a video about it. They're very intentional about showing that. I am a huge fan of Jiggle. That's weird that you know that. Yeah.

Even when dudes jump ropes, like when Rich is jumping ropes and you see his titties bounce, that's awesome. Or that dude's hog flopping around in his shorts. But I do like it. I did like Tia's, like when she does that clean and you see her tits bounce, that was kind of cool. Did you reach out to that guy already? The hog in shorts?

I tried to call him live on the air. Were you on that show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just met him. He didn't shoot a message or anything. Hey dude. So many dudes must call that dude afterwards. Like I went to his account recently on my Instagram and I think I was just,

even though it's by myself, I think I blushed because you can see where I tried to call him four times. Yeah. That app, that app separation is a son of a bitch. Yeah. That, that diastasis is not um fun but anyway she's she's doing her um so anyway uh kids first man uh right right all right on for that chick like what what did you think was gonna happen if you go after people's kids we need more of that the the the the right's going to go scorch earth on just everything gay

it sucks but i i like it though because the more that they interject like critical race theory the more that they are really pushing this transition thing and everything else that's going to be the only way we break free of a completely state stranglehold monopoly over education. Okay. I like that. I like that. I just don't like this. I just wish that there was a – Like you could thank Biden the fact that homeschool has increased.

Like COVID and Biden. Like thank you guys because now we're having people break away from traditional state school systems. Well, yeah, like the 2 million kids. You're right. They're in the homeschool system that weren't before covid yeah so keep pushing the crazy shit let's have the drag queens in the library if i can get that dude with the massive hog and like let's get weird and see what happens that guy goes to elementary schools and teaches double god hey i call her hi oh my god wow wow I just picture that happening

I'm like yeah I know I want to ask you this though Do you think if they brought that guy out onto the floor At the CrossFit Games to demo the fucking The crossover With this hog flopping around That's more or less inappropriate Than Rihanna doing the

The dipstick The dipstick test. What? Tell me, which one? Which one's more inappropriate? I'll have to think on that and call you back. All right. Shit, I don't know.

What's up? Is this Richard? No, it's Jeremy. Oh, Jeremy, what's up, dude? Sorry. What's up, guys? So the other day I called in with that, um, the woke young lady at the gym giving me crap about trouble for telling that story.

No, I didn't. They don't, they don't listen. They would never, unfortunately they would never listen to you. Um, I hope so. Fuck. I hope so. But, uh, I, you know, you're talking about the mom thing it's ironic because in this same week I had a conversation with this mom at the gym she's a mom of four girls and

she gets after it and it's unbelievable she was pregnant not going as hard as Tia but she's pregnant. I think at least two of the kids, she was pregnant while she's been a member. She brings the girls with her.

All four of them are girls, ironically. One of them will transition. Give it time. I mean, with what we're seeing now, chances are pretty high, right? But no, I was just calling to say, you know, that video of Tia and your point about she said the same thing. We were talking about what the hell's going on in the world these days. And, you know, drag queens at schools and all this crazy stuff.

And she doesn't get it. all this crazy stuff and she she doesn't get it you know and here's the funny thing is she works out with her circle is a lot of the woke people at the gym the woke arats so you know you walk into a conversation like that and you're like i better be careful what i say you know and she's the one she's like i don't get these idiots and these liberals and i'm like yes i was like let's talk about this like this is fantastic so there's So there's hope. There's hope out there. Well, there's, you know, across the gym, the mixture of people is pretty incredible, but there's hope out there. There's people like her who, who they get it. They see it. They might not be as vocal, but in a one-on-one conversation, we just had, we've had some awesome conversations about her raising her girls and showing them how to work out and how to not be single. Is she married?

Is she not divorced? No, she's not. Don't stand within six feet of her. You'll get her pregnant. Four kids already? I'm really far from her. Stand away from her. At least ten feet. Speaking of pregnant

and stuff like that and giant hogs I text you my BBC oh thank you that's a little treat we'll be ending the show early today oh the show's over bye bye yeah that's all I got

alright brother thank you alright talk to you later do you know this phenomenon of like just really fucking attractive girls Yeah, that's all I got. All right, brother. Thank you. All right. Talk to you later. Do you know this phenomenon of like just really fucking attractive girls and they just won't shut the fuck up and no one's ever told them to shut the fuck up and everyone's just like wait, just like waiting for them. Like guys are saying. Yeah. Those were the easiest chicks to get.

Yeah. And then eventually you shut the fuck up and then they're like, and then all of a sudden they're into you. Cause you're the asshole, dude. You're the only one that told him to shut the fuck up. Sorry. Did I ruin your bit by saying that?

No, no, it's funny. It's good. Um, uh, Stan, cover your heart,

face the flag and repeat these words every day for your entire adolescence. Wonder why so many people are boot kickers in this society. They literally programmed us to be, I don't even know what that means boot boot licker i don't but i don't i still don't know what it means i'm okay with the pledge of allegiance i'm okay with it sorry okay uh how about this four four four uh oh we already did 488 how about um uh no this one there's one that's good on uh for uh trust 490 trust your discernment sorry caleb trust your discernment this is so good this is the guy we had on the air this is the guy this this is this is so good here we go we might have to listen to this twice

how this could have happened and what you see is a country of people This is so good. Here we go. We might have to listen to this twice. Summarize what the science teacher has to say. Put it on a standardized test and you get that A. But instead, early childhood education should focus on the power of observation and developing a relationship with the scientific method. So try it. Go on a nature walk with your children. Look for a field of flowers. Have them watch a bee for 10 minutes. Photograph every bee they find. Try to get one with its eyes in the flower.

Take out and examine honey. Describe it using all five senses. As much detail as possible. Take a break with a honey drink and then do some reading on bees. You are starting to teach your kids to trust their observation and discernment, which is the precursor to having them do the scientific method. I got my private homeschool community and cubs to bears books. So this guy, the premise of this is we we have outsourced our thinking

to authority and we don't trust our own power of observation and discernment that's why it was so obvious for those of us who hadn't outsourced it to see the covid wasn't real like there like there was no way it could kill me based on anything they said. No one healthy was dying. How could I, how then, how, how could I,

how could I not like they're saying it. I even took their fucking numbers. Do not outsource your thinking. Think of all the things like that. Everything's like that. The earth is round. Vaccines are good.

Women should be empowered and act like men. the best thing you can do is graduate from harvard fuck off fuck off dude i'm like outsourcing shit to you well some shit like my refrigerator breaks i'll call the refrigerator refrigerator repairman but that's an observable uh authority there i'm not a flatterer you call them in they fixed it i'm not a flatterer i just like saying that one but i'd like to have more flat earthers on i really that guy we had that guy we had on was one of the most sober guests we've ever had brett steffensen the earth is round fine i'm good i think it is too god that was insane

that was insane hey dude um uh someone said before the fight that when you're teddy atlas said before the fight i didn't hear him saying someone said he said it that when you become champion you you automatically get 20% to 30% better. And I'd never heard that before, and holy shit, he beat the shit out of Kamaru last night. Was that because of the mental kind of like whatever you get from that, like you kind of win? You know, if you're in a five-round workout,

and somebody jumps out in front, and they like in front of you the whole time, but right around the third round, you kind of see them dying out because they went too fast. And then right around the fourth round, you're able to make the move and you start to pass them. And then right as they notice that you're passing them, they just get defeated because you still feel okay. And you know that you're going to be able to close out that fifth round,

like sooner or whatever. Well, you know, it's funny that you described that? Kamaru probably thought he was going to win that first fight because he was kicking Leon's ass. And in that fight where he lost the belt, it was actually their second fight,

Kamaru in the fifth round was winning. He walks out there and his coach says, Hey, just have fun. And he fucking got knocked out by a fucking out there by a kick hey this dude i don't know if you guys watch the fights youtube but this dude leon edwards he knocked out kamaro in the last fight with a a kick to the head with his left foot in this fight leon waited until the fifth round basically he showed such crazy discipline he didn't throw a head kick with the left foot until the fifth round and then he just fucking opened it up and it was crazy it was

so crazy yeah i believe that like 20 to 30 percent thing because that's how i like that yeah yeah yeah because it's just the example that i gave right there at the at the gym like you could feel yourself like uh david goggins in his book calls it stealing souls yeah yeah like when somebody thinks they're out in front of them and that he's defeated all of a sudden he comes from behind and goes to pass him and he's like you could just feel like you like collect their energy and become more powerful as you move on because you've just broken them i definitely think that that's a thing well how about it's a crossfit games dude the people who win don't collapse as they cross the finish line and everyone who crosses after him is like just like filing to gelatinous sack of shit yep that's it maybe there's a shirt there don't outsource your thinking to authority that's cool god the power of observation and

discernment it's just it's's the relativity and contextualizing shit. It's so good. Trust your discernment. All right. I got to head out. Thank you. Thank you. See you guys.

Later. Bye. That guy who called yesterday, our last caller. Oh, by the way. Shouldn't we do a moment of silence and mourn his departure or anything? Oh, okay. Or maybe just play a little um bye caleb later dude good having you on the show it's always fun with you hey when i pull down the comments on the side i feel a little lonely

like when i go to this brand tab yeah do you click it they're gone yeah it's just have you ever used the full screen and blowing it up there you go i like that beaver headed to church you think that's where he's going okay sorry what were you gonna say i don't know i forgot now what are we talking about just winning okay here we go um do you have the list or do you want me to do it i got the list of what's 484 there's nothing written on it oh no we've already done that one that's the one with the that's the white girl beating all the melanated girls in a track and field event ah ah yes thong song yeah they got it oh they did oh awesome okay four four uh 483 483 we haven't done any have we done any covid talk this today no not at all i don't think we've 483 please i'm gonna go wake up the drunk girl from last night so she can help us find sperm

donors again oh that's what i was gonna that's what i was gonna say is at the end of the show last night was awesome and i was cracking up because like how thin and and uh and and brian were like definitely ready you're like okay all right we're gonna put the call number up and both of them were like and then right as you're like all right guys we're gonna go ahead and shut it down. The phone rings. I was like, this is fucking perfect. I love it how they, I love it how, I mean, that's the way it should be, right? It's two lesbians. They're like, hey, this whole, they want to talk about the premise of me saying that even if you're a gay, gay dude or a gay girl, you still need to fuck to make a baby.

I love it. I just love it. I love just being able to like, when I have those shows and I just throw them up on my living room TV and I just get to like do my thing and like listen to them. I just enjoy them so much because usually if you're back here on the back end or if I'm on it, you're like hyper focused on what's going on, kind of what the next segment will be, where we're going to go with it, the information in hand. But when I just have it playing on my living room and grace and i're just like making some dinner and stuff like i just i half the time i'm just cracking up like i'm just laughing grace if she tries to talk only when you're gonna make a subtle joke that nobody else reacts to but i'm just doubled over laughing in my house by myself yeah it's it's good it's just the way that lined up

last night was so fucking perfect and their reaction also dude every time you just give a little subtle like like jab at halpin and he would just look to the left every time you're like halpin's great isn't he he's like he's so good yeah i've really enjoyed him on the on the shows the whole dynamic of it's great okay i'm sorry what's this mean 244 and 49? That means 244 people are watching. We have 49 likes. Time to hammer that like button. Oh, wow.

Look at you with the shorthand notes. How do you get... Yo! Hey, what's up? Have you hit the like button yet? Yeah. Oh, okay. On your page?

I think so. I don't like that hesitation. Yeah. I'll double check, but I'm pretty sure. Meg, get up. It's not a i'm all um so so what's the what's the deal is it is it inappropriate to um ask um a gay man or a gay woman to have sex in order to make a baby isn't it just like like sometimes i cook shit i don't want to cook dude honestly i think like the process of actually like acquiring the sperm putting it in like all that is very like i don't know mechanical yeah and it feels like like a lesbian like science fair project yeah i'm saying yeah yeah i I totally get it. I'm not above just like banging it out.

Really? Just, just, just, uh, would it be gross? I mean, it'd be a first for both of us,

but we'll try anything once. And, and, and, and your, and your other partner could be there too. And you guys could like candles and it could be like some sort of like, I mean,

it could be like, like, like I just see it as God, this is the hippie coming out of me, but I see this as like, you're like, you're summoning, you're trying to summons a good soul. Like you could have someone there, like setting the mood for like this deep love. I don't know if I could be there for that. I feel like I ripped like a guy's dick off if I saw him banging Maggie, but.

Wow. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. That's what I would say. Remember? I don't know. I don't know if that's going to work that's what i thought that's what i was saying remember i don't know i don't know if that's gonna work out like it might get weird wow holy shit i feel like i would say that i could do it and then like not actually be able to yeah like try to go along with it because you think it's gonna be okay then all of a sudden you see it crest the libya majora and you're, nope, it's not all right anymore. I don't think it's called the Libya.

It's called whatever I said there. Libya Majora. Only in the Middle East is it called that. There's got to be... Do you think that there's any validity to what I'm saying, or it's just fucking hocus-pocus, just fucking hippie bullshit? No, there's definitely some validity there

yeah what if you guys got what if you picked out the what if it was a gay guy we got a narrow down yeah who do we choose that's the thing why can't you just choose some dude

I mean you could just see a guy right and just like so let's say you just choose some dude and be why like could you i mean um you could just see a guy right and just like so let's say you just go to like i don't know fucking bad i'd go to a basketball game if i was a lesbian and choose one of the players on the court so let's just say you go to a basketball game i'd be like that guy he looks nice his parents are in the i see he kissed his mom and dad like at halftime. He seems cool. Yeah. No,

we're definitely interested in like black dudes too. There you go. Phenomenal athlete. There you go. I don't know why you have to suggest that all basketball players are black. That's a little heavy handed for me, but I'll go with it. No,

not all of them, but a lot of them. No, all of them. Shut up. But it's hard to find like a gay dude that isn't vaccinated also. Wow. Is that really true? Well, 60 or 70% of everyone's got at least one shot anyway, right?

Right. You don't want sperm vaccinated sperm. That's a real thing? I thought that was kind of a joke. No, no. That's a red flag. Oh, my. That's a red flag I know that's judgy but I just I don't press that thing yeah this Andrew Hiller says the the collar can squat 300

for reps hey and that would that would suck if you got a dude who wasn't like there's no reason to dilute your gene pool like if you if you have good genes right we only want like strong pure blood genes are you guys for sure having kids yeah i want like a bus of children but it's just hard and um uh do you guys know who's gonna have, has one of you committed to having them all or you'll take turns or?

We're both down for it. Yeah. We're both out. We want to do it at the same time, like make it a reality show. Oh, that would be cool. Shit.

Everyone tells us it's a terrible idea. So we just want to do it more. Yeah. We thrive in chaos. Would you get the sperm both from the same man? Ideally. Yeah. But if we both had to do it more yeah we thrive in chaos um would you get the sperm both from the same man ideally yeah but if we both had to like bang it out at the same time i guess that could work well you could space it by like a day or so it'd still be all right yeah hey are are either one of you afraid i had this friend who uh wanted to let his wife

bang another dude but he was afraid that she would leave him if she liked it are either of you afraid that like um one you might leave it if if they enjoyed the cock that would be like leave you i think the laughter is about i mean i mean that that's why my wife won't let me have Jeremy over Jeremy world. She's afraid that, uh, I get a taste of that BBC. She's afraid I'll jump ship. Wait,

he offered up his birth. Yeah. He's like two men in one, that guy. Um, yeah, I don't know. We've been friends for like, ever we went to high school together. And I feel like, like if you looked at me one day and was like,

dude, I just want a big dick in my face to be happy. Yeah. I'd be like, all right, man. Get it. But she's not that comfortable with you. She would be jealous of you. If you said that, I don't know. I'm just trying to, I try to figure out one of you, one of you has got a jealous streak.

If I wasn't in the room, I would be jealous, but I feel like I would just have to be there. Let me propose this. Let me propose this to you. Why not find a guy who not only can give you the sperm and is strong, but is also wealthy and will also help finance it too? Like a sugar daddy? Yeah. So it's like all your kids.

Yeah. But he knows like, hey, this is a one-time deal. You get this pussy once, we're going to have the kids. And then you're going to be just, or he's like, Hey, this is a one-time deal. You get this pussy once we're going to have the kids. And then you're going to be just, you're, you're a, or he's like a benefactor. It almost sounds like the dream dad position for some fucking like,

yeah. Like some professional soccer player or something. Like if I'm a fucking professional male athlete and I don't want my wife fucking other dudes, but I want to have kids. I pick two lesbians. The only thing is like, we have guy friends literally all the time. We're like, no, want to have kids. I pick two lesbians. The only thing is we have guy friends literally all the

time who are like, no, we'll do it. We'll give you ours. I just feel like if our kid did something cool, they'd be on YouTube like, that's my kid. That's my boy. You can get around that. Just say yes to all of them

and then don't say which one got used you know it's like a firing squad everybody everybody takes a shot then when then when the baby's there no one knows who's it who's it really is oh why not just keep the dad don't if you have that if you know who the dad is why not just keep him in the picture like he can like and just the kid lives with you it's your kid but you keep him in the picture he gets to help raise the kid doesn't that sound nice don't give him any equity um i don't know if i'm about i feel like maggie would be okay with that i'm okay with it he's been on the sperm roulette train for like the last 10 years so yeah do you guys go to websites and ever just like look through is it like i'm just picturing

it's like a yearbook and there's just pictures of tons of dudes. It's like a Facebook. It's like a Facebook where you can go, like you can hear their voice. You can see like, you know, their degrees,

their education. Yeah. It's kind of creepy. Do they have the vaccination status or not on there too? Dude. Yeah. It'll tell you like when they donated so like we've only been looking at like the 2019 one so then we know but

yeah how much is it that's that's it's 650 bucks and I swear to god the vial is like the size of your fingernail like there's it's such a little amount. It's absurd. And it comes in like a giant nitrogen tank.

Like it looks like a mini rocket ship. So it's not environmentally, the packaging is completely ridiculous for the content. Exactly. Yeah. We'll send you a picture of it the third how close are you guys to pulling the trigger on this pretty close we tried in 2020

like summertime but then last year we competed we had to like yeah I don't know we did our blood work and like needed to balance out some hormones you're in colorado yeah yeah you um god i know i know this guy you need you need a you need a wealthy guy i know i think we're out here for it yeah you need a wealthy guy who wants to facilitate having kids maybe Maybe he's gay, maybe he's not. Yeah.

Who's looking for two really fucking powerful women to push his genetics along. It's 2023. I'm not opposed to any of this, honestly. Yeah. Let us know if you guys find anyone. Okay. And you let me know. Will you keep me posted?

Yeah. All right. For sure. Well, thank you for sharing this story. This is, this is a fascinating story. Oh yeah. It's been a pleasure. All right. Well, it's the beginning of our friendship. Thank you. One of you, I started following last night. The other one I already follow. Yeah. The Sammy lady.

She only has like 200 followers. I was a little embarrassed following her. I was like, what the fuck? I've never seen anyone with so few followers. I thought they started you with a baseline of 400. Follow Em. You better follow Em. I do follow Em.

I had already followed Em. And I was like, who's the Sammy lady? The followers are small, but the quality of the content is high. It's worth it. Hey, Sammy, if you and I went on a houseboat together for like a week, both of us would die of alcohol poisoning. 100%. And I'd probably end up fucking eating hot dogs.

For sure. He is like an 80-year-old man with a dogs. For sure. All right. He is like an 80 year old man with a bottle of bourbon. All right. I love you guys. Thanks for calling. Seriously. Keep me posted,

please. Oh yeah, for sure. Okay. Bye. They seem like a lot of fun. What a journey. I'll pull up a BBC on your,

no, Jeremy, we don't save, save, saving something for after the show thank you oh my goodness this call has me feeling some things it's good

a little blood flow in the pants there Kenneth interesting convo yeah it's I wonder how many lesbians you could have that talk with. I do. I do really think that there's something there.

I don't know how I just, for some reason, I just feel like, I know it's so childish and, um, like fairytale like, but I, in my head,

it's like the penis goes in the vagina. This is going to, I'm embarrassed to even say this. Yeah. It crosses the penis goes in the vagina this is gonna i'm embarrassed to even say this is yeah it crosses the penis goes in the vagina and then and then i feel like all of this is so stupid i can't believe i'm gonna fucking say this say it say it say it i want to hear it i feel like all of these like spirits come around like by the thousands and watch it and watch and are there present for like when men and women have sex and then there there is a like a uh there's one that's summoned by the energy or or the relationship that this man and this woman have and that relationship that they have unlocks the key or or opens the portal for that specific

spirit or angel that's waiting and then that one goes in and that's and that's like it except on microdosing right now no but i just feel like that's how i feel like that's how like when i made my kids with my wife i wanted a love baby and i just feel like i i summonsed um seven on some hippie shit now i know i can't i'm not telling you i believe this it's just like it's a um uh it's a um it's just a kind of like a fairy tale I have in my head and how it works. Dick butter. Anyway, I wanted love babies with my wife, and I just feel like we made love babies, and I feel like we got, like I just feel like I summoned those,

yeah, metaphysical something, yeah. Hunters in Colorado. You see the text Hiller just sent us? Who sent us? Hiller just sent us? Who sent us? Oh. No, let me see. You know what else was funny is when they were like, oh, yeah, we might be into getting a donor from a guy. You know, like every dude in the chat that was in here was like. Oh, those chicks are hot.

I know. Yeah. Don't show that to the chat. They're going to have a line of dudes headed to Colorado for their shot yeah those chicks have fucking great bodies holy shit alright

yeah that's Sammy on the right me and her would drink ourselves to death Sevan your kids are lucky I squirted one of them with the hose yesterday i got in trouble by my wife wait just how did that take place they were just walking by you just said fuck it sprayed them down or were they like i'm gonna i'm not gonna tell this this true story but i'm gonna give you guys the spirit of it i'm fucking watching the fights in the garage, and I have this little window to myself to just enjoy the fucking fights. They could come in there and watch them. But the second the fights are over, I have to get on with fucking Mike Halpin and Brian Friend.

The second the fights are over, I have to go from fucking raging in my garage, fucking around with my 80-pound dumbbell that I snatched yesterday, Aging in my garage, fucking around with my 80 pound dumbbell that I snatched yesterday and hanging out, eating brie and crackers and cam and beer with a little fucking diluted fucking white claw with a giant bottle of fucking Perrier and just lifting weights, eating cheese and getting my buzz on. And I'm fucking in there and I hear this from the backyard. The boys stepped in dog shit. backyard the boys stepped in dog shit so in between round three and four of the fucking kamaro uzman and fucking uh leon edward fights i run into the backyard because i'm like devastated because i know that they have dog shit between their toes and they're probably freaking out and i and i and i run back there and i start the hose i'm like boys hurry up run to me come here run run run i'll wash this shit off your feet and fucking obby's just taking his fucking sweet ass time and i call him like four fucking times

and then fucking i go hey and i just squirted the hose on his chest and i got in so much trouble i got in so much trouble i felt like my my back tightened up just telling that because my my wife got i got in so much trouble um a video of seve snatching that 80 pound or did it happen so here's the thing you want to know the truth i i was wearing long i wear i've been wearing long johns a lot and i was wearing long john i made a video of it and i was wearing long johns in the garage when i snatched it and you can see my fucking big hog flopping around in the long johns and so i'm like i'm not showing that video these fucking idiots will think i did that on purpose there's no fucking way i'm showing it

and it sucks because i was so scared to snatch it because i wasn't sure if i was going to get it up and i'm looking at the video and you just see this fucking banana it's fucking this dream cock flopping around in there and i'm just like there's no fucking way yeah long johns or uh thermals thermal underwear whatever they're called no i'm not showing it i'll get so much shit for for it i'll do it again with some normal clothes on. That is so good. Cameron, show it, you bitch. Yeah, Gaethje was insane, too. All the boys did good. Yeah.

That's where the paralog draws. You should have been a comedian. He is. What are you talking about? It's happening right now. In front of our eyes. Let us be the judge. All right. Maybe I'll put it up.

Hiller, thanks for the photo. That's a great photo. Yeah, that was a good photo. Should we get back to our... Put that in the spank bank. Okay, yeah. Don't change the subject. Show the video.

Yeah, that's okay. Here we go. Listen up, people. Back to some serious shit. It's absolutely scientifically clear that these vaccines do not prevent acquisition of the disease. SARS-CoV-2 does not prevent transmission of the disease, does not prevent illness from the disease, and does not prevent death from the disease. And in fact, in studies, the all-cause mortality rates have been shown now to be higher in numerous studies in those who received the vaccine than those who have not. So it does not prevent transmission.

Those who have gotten the shots can acquire and transmit at equal volumes. University of Wisconsin, University of California, Vietnam, multiple studies affirming this scientifically peer-reviewed data. And mechanistically, he's basically talked about it's from IgA. Secretory IgA is the most abundant antibody in our body, and it does not get stimulated from any of these vaccines. This is a respiratory virus. Secretory IgA is in the respiratory system, and that's one of the main reasons why vaccinated people actually keep harboring more virus for COVID. I don't know what he said right there but that was scary that was scary oh boy hey so basically uh a doctor of semi-science so basically basically those those guys are saying it doesn't stop transmission what are

the four things it doesn't stop transmission doesn't prevent you from getting sick doesn't prevent you from getting the disease doesn't prevent you from getting less sick and as a matter of fact there's some studies that show that the people who took it are dying at a higher rate crazy oh my goodness hey i think at least half of what he said might be true. That's the crazy part, right? If fucking one quarter of what he said is true, it's a fucking shit show. See, I was right the last time we talked. Check this out.

The advertising cost of Pfizer totaled approximately $2.8 billion in 2022, an increase of $800 million. $2.8 billion in one year. Do some math on that. How much money would you have to spend per day to spend that much on advertising in one year? Yeah, we could convince anyone of anything. Anyone of anything, of anything dude and that's what people don't realize like inside that 2.8 billion dollars like if somebody and people always make the joke about like you know if i had all the money blah blah if you if i handed you that much money right now and said hey you have to spend all of that within it within a year

i think you would struggle immensely with it. That is, to answer your question, $7,671,232 per day. Per day. Basically $8 million a day is the way to think of it. 365 days. $8 million a day dollars a day is a way to think of it 365 days 8 million dollars a day how much is a super bowl commercial a million bucks for 30 seconds no i think it was like six million dollars or something this year let's find out crazy crazy crazy crazy

i just i just want people to really actually, the big thing there is to contextualize how much money is spent and what type of impact that has on all the messaging, how much you're viewing it, the type of people that are paid to work underneath it, like all of that stuff. And it's hard to, like we throw around numbers like in the billions and all this stuff all the time. And it's really hard to understand and contextualize like how much money that is and how much when you spend it in the right way influence that actually has it's insane i um most people have come around to the idea that covid was a sham outside of cali not canada and it was seven million dollars for 30 seconds of a super Bowl commercial.

Buy a Super Bowl commercial. Dude, that's why it's so crazy to think that CrossFit will ever buy a Super Bowl commercial. Do you know what that would do to them? You can't afford that. You're fucking out of your mind, people. You don't think they can afford a $7 million Super Bowl commercial? No, fuck no. Fuck no.

You don't think Berkshire partners got that that deep of pockets first of all it wouldn't i mean think that that would only help the affiliates that's the remember that with that you remember when you were talking about alcohol the other day yeah well i'm really stuck with you huh yeah that was fucking amazing and you were saying about how like the the frontal cortex like something gets jacked up and you can only it makes it so you're only thinking about like the consequences of your actions in the next five minutes yeah yeah this that's how the fucking world works yep yeah i mean i'm nostradamus i can see the future like three million years so i need like a bottle of vodka just to shorten it down to a hundred yeah yeah yeah i thought it's too much for you right Right. Right. Makes sense. I have to modulate that.

You know, when you explain that, that explains all the fucking like cheating and fucking, I bet you 99% of the people who've ever cheated on anyone, alcohol was involved because you fucking, there's no, there's you go to college campuses and like the, the,

the amount of like sexual tension that's in those like type of like a frat party or something. You cram all those kids in the room, get everybody blacked out drunk. And, and we want to talk about, you know, helping out women and making sure that, you know, there's no sexual abuse or stuff going on. It's like take away the alcohol. And I bet you that number drops dramatically.

Dramatically. Yeah. Venereal diseases plummet. Barry McOchner. Let's see them. See those fruit plummet. Plummet. Barry McOchner, let's see those Fruta Loom dumbbell snatches. I could probably show you from far away. Let me see. Can you cut off the bottom half so you just see the dumbbell once it passes your waist or whatever?

I'll show you. Let's see. Can you see from there? yeah okay there's a 80 okay oh shit am i gonna do it or what here we go okay oh my head's cut off oh perfect i mean i can still see your massive dong flopping around but but it's just a dong shot. No wonder I didn't even realize that until I just showed you. God, I'm a jackass. I saw 80 pounds of something on my fucking grinder account. Just DM it to the jump rope, dude.

My wife said something to me. She's like, you talk about dick a lot. Just like, hey, free brother. Can't help it. Free ball. I don't know what kind of. Have you watched any of this stuff with Michael Malice? He was on like Rogan recently.

He was on PBD's podcast. He's like the guy that that is really pushing like anarchy. Yeah. Tillander was saying he, uh, my friend Michael Malice was on Rogan was like throwing his name around. Yeah. He,

I, I started listening to more of his stuff and it's a lot to think about. He's got some really cool, good points, but it's, it's hard to be tangible with it. Like to, to grab it.

You like anarchy. I do. Yeah. I think there, I think to a certain extent like you really want it for your you're like a little step beyond whatever a libertarian is yeah like i don't i i the more you think about it the more that we're kind of already living into to a certain extent right because i talked about a lot in the last show like the more money you have the more options

and choices you have and people don't realize when you cross over that, like a hundred million dollar mark, assuming you could manage the money to where there's still income coming in. Like you could start buying just like I was telling last time, your own police force, your own doctors, your hospital, your scientists.

Like it's so people I know have their own doctors. And they're, and they're buying, buying portions of the government, right? The major corporations. Now, you think that $2.8 billion Pfizer spent in advertising, that didn't go to lobbying? That wasn't part of a lobbying budget where they just bought off sections to change regulation? Yep.

I'm with you. Yeah. And so it's about cooperation. His whole point was it was about cooperation. And he made a good point because he was on PBD arguing like, how are you going to do this without the cops? And he's like, well, the cops are already like a big chunk of the state ran monopoly. He was on Patrick Met David too? Yeah.

Did he write a book or something? Why all of a sudden? Yeah, the book's called White Pill. Yeah, he's doing a press tour. And he made a good point of he goes, well, check this out. He goes, go to any bar. He goes, you have males from the age of 18, 21 to 30, testosterone filled, completely drunk and hammered. And he goes, and by and large, the couple of private security that are there are keeping the law in order. The cops don't show up unless something crazy happens and they have to

come in. And usually at that point, they're just taking reports and dealing with their own private security of the bar. And he goes, so you see examples of this happening everywhere else. The other thing he uses hotels. Well,

maybe it's the, just the thought of the cops being coming is what keeps it in check. You think so? I mean, it's the argument that people say about the bible right that if people didn't believe in god there would be all sorts of like just crazy murders and shit well that's i don't know if i believe that that's the thing i feel like now religion is pretty less prevalent now than it was 20 40 60 years ago years ago, right? Like, especially in California. I can't tell.

It's almost like void of it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, if you go up there. California is definitely godless. Yeah, I mean, look at the churches. How much church, like, you know, how many churches are being populated and stuff on Sundays now compared to 50 years ago?

I bet you the number is starkly different. A lot less people in churches. But they still behave well to each other. Yeah. Oh, several books? He has several books out? Yeah, well, The White Pill is his newest one that he was doing. The word anarchy scares me.

Yeah, because it's just void of any government. People think of it as total chaos, like Armageddon. Here's the idea of statism. We elect people from a group widely considered to be the most untrustworthy people in all society to then protect us from the inherent untrustworthiness of society.

But it's not supposed to be that way, right? It's supposed to be someone who really doesn't want to be a leader, but we know that they're the best choice. And so we put them in power and we hope that absolute power doesn't corrupt. Which it always does. It never fails. That's why it was so important that we put a check and balance system in. You okay?

Yeah, I'm just going to blow my nose with my fucking crying kleenex i never wanted kleenex anywhere near my computer because i always thought that it would mean that people thought i jerked off that's funny i would have even really thought of that you don't have all the insecurities that i have i guess the first like thing now you know. Now you'll never have Kleenex near your computer ever again. RV knows about the V&E. That's funny.

What's V&E? It's like a dive bar here in Livermore. Hey, you know in Livermore, they call that little ship downtown Bar-Muta Triangle? No. Because in the Bay Area, and I'm pretty sure this is still correct, that we have the most amount of bars here in livermore all within walking distance of downtown with each other than any

other place in the bay area really yeah so you could start over kind of by where not where i live but on this side of downtown where i live and you could go to you could start there and let's say you and i were just going to do they they call it like call it like a, I forget what it's called, but it's like a golf, like people do like golf things there and like make a joke. Like you have to go to each bar and get a drink and there's a game that you play. But essentially if you start on this side of downtown where I live, it just started going down before you're halfway through downtown. If you didn't go into any restaurants, but you just went into bars, you've already been to four bars. Wow. So I think there's seven in total or eight in total.

One of them, Palamonis, you could still smoke cigarettes inside. How? How's that? They just smoke cigarettes inside. Wow. That's anarchy. It's complete anarchy. It's crazy. I swear to God, the Bay area is all of northern california

no it's it stops right here in the east bay we say once you go over the altamont but i get it i i get what he's saying yeah a comedian made a funny joke about livermore that was hilarious about that what'd he say he was like whenever you're from the bay area and you travel you just tell people oh i, I'm from the Bay. And then they go, well, where? And you go, oh, it's close to San Francisco. And they go, oh, okay. And he goes, and that's just because you're too afraid to say, oh, it's a place called Livermore.

And I butchered the joke, but that's basically it. I live above a bar. I used to have a buddy that lived above a bar in Hayward called the Funky Monkey. Oh, did you read that thing that happened in Hayward recently where they found that warehouse with over 100 bodies in it? Are you kidding me? No, it's fucking crazy. We got to look that up. They were all in different stages of decomposition too. Yeah.

yeah have i told you about the time that the only time that i went to the fire station to work the guys out and they were all like kind of visibly distraught and they had a call last night and uh somebody who was on the on the castor valley side of hayward there's a little bit more like rolling hills and it's not as populated as opposed to if you go more uh west you head towards closer to like where oakland meets yes and And they got a call out there that there is some guy doing something weird in the brush just right outside. So then when they rolled up, Hayward, Hayward police was there as well, too. And it was a fucking homeless dude fucking a dead baby deer. And when they rolled up on my God, they were like, what? And he stood his ground essentially oh my god i want

to be a firefighter when i get older okay uh you're gonna put out fires yeah and well you're gonna see some weird shit and and and he go and they go like hey like what are you doing blah blah and he basically stood his ground and was like hey like this isn't fucking illegal and they kind of were like so then he basically told him to fuck off and the the this thing that they said stuck with them was he just gave him this look a half smile grabbed the baby deer flung it over his shoulders and just headed into the fucking woods uh and chris brings up a good point um and you uh chris, and you want people to govern themselves. Yeah.

Because if you had rolled up on that dude, how much questioning would you have? And would you let him walk away? Or would you put him in the dirt next to that deer? Oh my goodness. Yeah. But that was the first time I've heard him tell some crazy stories. Like after they work out,

they kind of all sit in the, in the room together and like the story start to come out it's kind of therapeutic about calls or different shit and i've heard some fuck the fucked up calls are always with kids dude always with kids you go in someone's coding they're overdosed it's three in the morning fucking hayward fire department rolls in there to deal with a medical emergency situation and say they just look over and there's a fucking three-year-old just in the room. Everybody you could tell is just drug addicts.

Someone slumped over dead and this is what that three-year-old kid is witnessing. And so they're like, that shit is a hard part for them. Make your kids capable. But anyhow, I don't know what made me think of that, but yeah, they were not stoked about that call.

There was this, um, uh, um, you know, lady got, I guess there was the Oscars or the Grammys, something that lady Gaga performed at recently.

Okay. I'm not familiar. I'll search it. And, and they were saying that how, how bold and strong she is. Cause she performed without any makeup on. Okay.

Totally. Someone's like, you totally pivoted the conversation. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I'm trying to see if there's photos here,

but all these look like she has makeup. So they claim and she has no makeup on but i'm looking at her skin and i'm like she probably has like fucking the craziest she she probably has like some crazy shit done to her skin every single day right what's that called like the shit that uh hiller's wife does like a facial yeah like or something like you know what i mean like they like they got like this stick with the light and like a facial yeah like or something like you know what i mean like they like they got like this stick with the light and like a diamond and they run it over your skin and shit yeah you know what i mean just like she does some stunning and brave yeah so you i guarantee you she has some

crazy what's it starts with an e esthetician she has probably an esthetician she sees every day she probably puts on crazy crazy skincare products like lotions and shit. I bet you she has lip gloss on. I bet you she uses teeth whitener. I bet you she does hair removal. She definitely had some work done on her eyebrows. Her hair's dyed and her eyelashes are done. Just

to name a few. She still has done more shit to her face probably that day than I'll fucking do in my entire lifetime and so i just five she drinks the baby blood like what the fuck what i want to uh bring you this picture right here just as everybody's daily reminder to piggyback off exactly what you're talking about, that you're not ugly. You're just broke. Oh, wow.

Who is that? That's the same person? Yeah, it's one of the Jenners. Kylie Jenner. Just remember you're not ugly. You're just broke. That's the same person yeah yeah and it's like it's i just i'm just it's like just such bullshit it's like dude it's so obvious you have a fucking

million things going on i've both that girl on the right doesn't even look real yeah like the kardashian i don't think i'm ugly but i'm but i'm kind of broke yeah fuck fuck listen who would want someone to be attracted to them because they look like a fucking plastic doll when i went to scotts valley and i walked into that nobu and i looked around at the women there it was fucking to be honest with you it's fucking gross you know what else i think it has to do with is a certain level of um those women are not fucking pretty i get why guys like them but no one there is happy like in the who does that look for the fucking the rich people you want are the people who live on the beach in hawaii you want like a fucking like a bethany hamilton yeah that shit we head on but you want just some surfer bitch that just gets old and slowly and in like just wears a bikini and just chill i think

it's not necessarily about making them i mean it's about making them more attractive and more appealing right but i also think it's about a certain separation that i'm that i'm a like i'm a different class of human being so So they seem almost larger than life. But they're gross. I find it so unattractive. If my chick's like, I have to go get my fucking teeth redone today. I'm getting my boobs taken out and new ones put in.

I just find it just like... No, I'm right there with you. But I'm just saying, especially the Hollywood types. I was watching this, Grace and I were watching a documentary on something with like taylor swift you would love it by the way you would love it you would hardly get through it through you're like this chick is crazy but they had her at a meet and greet with their fans right like so this is after before a um a concert and so they had her dressed up and you would watch her in the documentary when she was like more casual still wasn't casual super done

up for the film but like in sweats like at her house then when they go to this meet and greet with the fans she's already taller i don't know her exact height but she's already taller and they had her wearing these really big platforms and they had her super fucking done up so every person that was coming up to like say hi and get an autograph and stuff, she just seemed like larger than life, you know? And I think that's something that humans have done for forever.

Like even go back to like the Egyptian days, they, you know, if you were a Pharaoh, you were a God, you had to be, you had to be done more done up. You had a headdress, you had the jewelry, you had like the fanciest shit. And that's so that way there's a separation. So that way, if I see you, I'm not viewing you as just another human, but I'm viewing you as a God-like figure, an authoritative figure. And so I think that the Hollywood types recognize that same need for that this day. And it's way

easier to humanize each other. But if you could do all this really expensive stuff and you have this whole regiment that like just keeps you just built up and big you just seem like you're unreachable like now i could be a fan i think that their life truly sucks because then they can't just go outside like me a hundred percent and then on top of that they're still gonna sit down on the toilet and take a shit and scroll through their instagram and yeah and they're still gonna be insecure as fuck when a dude's fucking fucking the shit out of them a hundred percent like don't you just want to just enjoy just fucking just fucking just like you just naked in your yourself

and you're just like that you don't got to worry about like your eyelashes Olivia Hudson I like my I don't want my wife to cut her hair I like my wife has a big fucking huge fucking big red-headed thick i love her hair it's like a brown red

fucking an owl could nest in it on that same way i like long hair on women what i get turned off by like a lot like girls that are like have too much makeup or like even at the gym they show up and they have to get like a full face on before they even just go do like a crossfit workout and they're kind of like i do i i get my eyelashes done i i get my eyelashes done so i can't work out i yelled at my friends for their excuses i do like fake eyelashes for some reason i mean like those are for some reason those are cool i'm not saying that i'm okay with women who don't get them but like like when long eyelashes are attractive for some reason or like i like black eyeliner around the eye i think lip gloss is cool but when i start seeing shit on the skin like if i look at your

cheek or your forehead and i see shit around your neck or if i smell it i just kind of look away my brain can't even relate i'm not really like a like the more makeup and stuff has on like the less attractive but i always thought that was just because like my grandma my mom's side was a was a alcoholic and she would put on so much makeup then i just think it was because she would forget that she already put on the makeup oh shit and so like she you know you give her a hug or something like that or she would like remember when you had the house phone she would like use the house phone and then like afterwards it would just be like covered in makeup or like if she'd give you a hug or kiss you just kind of left covered in makeup and like i just remember the house phone dude yeah and then i remember one

time too we were like eating together and and she took a bite of this burger, and there was even makeup on the burger bun and stuff. And it just always kind of grossed me out a little bit. I just never knew she didn't need to have all that on. And so I think that's why it just carried over for me. I never saw anyone with work done until I moved to California. It makes people look so fake. It makes them look like the um like the joker yeah exactly anyway i don't think lady gaga was um

i don't think that was brave and i don't think that was natural but but good honor for at least making a step in the right direction i mean she looked great i thought she looked great definitely a step in the right direction there's thought she looked great. Definitely a step in the right direction. There's a certain amount of makeup that they won't even let you go on without because of the lights and how it all reflect off, right? I don't know. 474.

Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, too. Who? Sigmund. I have had a field day with you too. Who? Sigmund. I don't get that. Should I get that? No, you don't get it. You don't want to get it. Okay. Bill Maher asked Bernie Sanders to explain

the difference between equity and equality. This is fucking nuts. Here we go. Confusing equality of opportunity with trying to guarantee equity and outcomes. Okay. That's interesting because I think this word equity has come into the language in the last few years. And before that, we didn't hear it a lot. And I think a lot of people hear equity and they hear equality that it's the same word. And it's not the same word in the same concept. So how would you differentiate between equity and they hear equality. It's the same word. And it's not the same word and the same concept. So how would you differentiate between equity and equality?

Well, equality, we talk about, I don't know what the answer to that is. I don't know what the answer to that is. Come to think of it, you know, equality is equality. Can you pause this one second so that's the premise for the entire fucking liberal agenda the distinct everything whether it be the fucking war in ukraine whether it be the fucking bill in dc everything that they do is built around everything that they do is built around this idea of equity. Everything.

And for him to not know the difference between equity and equality is fucking absolutely batshit crazy. Okay, let's go. Opportunity. We live in a society, we want all people to have whatever color your skin is equity I think is more guarantee of outcome is it not? I think so

so which side do you come down on? equality equality are we confusing equality? no he doesn't this motherfucker wants shit like universal fucking basic income this dude wants to give every single person this dude wants shit like universal fucking basic income this dude wants to give every single person this dude wants to run society like a prison

everyone has the same sheets everyone gets the same money he wants to he wants to take from the rich and give to the fucking poor he wants to take from the innovators take from the creators take from the people who are leading us into the future to give to the people who can't keep up. He wants to take – with people like Bernie Sanders, there would never be fucking airbags in cars. There wouldn't be refrigerators or light bulbs. He doesn't fucking believe in equality. He believes in equity. he's fucking confused i think it keeps going was there more or was it oh was it more i gotta i just had a pause right here yeah

yeah yeah yeah let's see quality of opportunity with trying to guarantee equity and outcomes okay that's interesting because i think this word equity has come into the language in the last few years and before that we didn't hear it a lot. And I think a lot of people hear equity and they hear equality. It's the same word. And it's not the same word in the same concept. So how would you differentiate between equity and equality?

Yeah, same thing. Yeah, I was just starting back over. I wonder what Russell Brand is thinking there. He must be fucking tripping. He's probably just letting the rope come out so he can hang himself with it. Equity is a socialist concept, a socialist alternative to liberal equality. Bernie is a lifelong socialist. He's just lying to everyone.

I think he just had a tard moment, to be honest with you. I think he's having a think he's like having a minor stroke or something or a clot from the vaccine. I'm not even joking. I don't think that was even out of characteristic for Bernie. I mean, I wonder how what the context of how far along that show was. But this is exactly why people from from the left that introduce these extreme ideologies never, ever, ever come on there and talk about them in a setting where they're going to be challenged because they have to go into the echo chamber where we could just mud up exactly what they're talking about and all kind of nod and like agree and then just point out anything that

we think is opposing that and just like label it like white supremacy or if you agree with them, you're not on the home team without actually holding up like the rigor of the idea. You agree with them. You're not on the home team without actually holding up like the rigor of the idea. So, I mean, kudos for him for going on there in the first place, just to be challenged, knowing he was going to be challenged. And I actually like the fact that he just said that. I don't know if he thought he was going to be challenged on the Bill Maher show. I mean, come on. I think a year ago, maybe not.

But now you have to know that Bill Maher is like going to challenge. But yeah, he's going to question a ton of stuff. know that bill maher is like gonna challenge but yeah he's gonna question a ton of stuff like he he sees the writing on the wall and he sees what the democratic party has kind of veered off from and it's and he's even made you know i think we played on the show where he goes this is not the democratic party that i was part of they do do that on the view they just bring people in or they'll bring people in that are gonna you know be they're gonna have a debate with but they don't really have a debate they just frame the question to to um to their likening and then they all just gang up on them there's a state in the united states called illinois in illinois and california new

york i think there's one other one they're the they're the those four states have had more people leave their states they're having just basically a mass exodus from those states california illinois new york it's obvious why they're the defund the police states they've become completely unsafe they're the force to take drugs and injections it's all the fucked up shit it's where they're the laws are enabling kids to be groomed it's all the fucked up shit that's happening. So this is number two. This is the governor of Illinois. This reminds me of some fucking Justin Berg shit. Just like how the fuck did this come out of your mouth?

Here we go. We had to make some decisions that in retrospect don't make a lot of sense, right? If you went into the hardware store, you could go in the hardware store, but we didn't want people all congregating around the gardening supplies. People said, oh, she's outlawed seeds. It was February in Michigan. No one was planting anyway. But that being said, some know, some of those policies, I look back and think, you know, that what maybe was a little more than we needed to do. There were moments where we,

you know, had to make some decisions that in retrospect don't make a lot of sense, right? We had, you had, we sent a nuke to, I mean, how many things can you say that about? We had to make some fucking decisions in retrospect. You fucking locked your state down. Michigan Governor Whitmer on COVID lockdowns. We had to make some decisions that in retrospect don't make a lot of sense, right? We didn't want people uh you know all congregating around the garden supplies she doesn't even believe herself dude did you see when

she starts looking like down and kind of breaks character and stride there you could tell she doesn't even like she can't even believe she's like saying this what happened it's like a wave of idiocy just came oh i know it is it's like fuck you right you want to be like fuck you you want to pull her out of her car and just fucking roll her into a ditch and drive away in her car it's like she you're you're it's so vile it there's a cavalier to it that's just vile like like no one else mattered i just i just stood in the governor's mansion was making these decisions some of them might went a little too far yeah i mean think about it we here in california we never had any like due process or anything with

this it literally would wait until tuesday because you remember on the tuesdays and then governor newsom would come out on his fucking balcony and speak to us peasants. Yes. If we could go to our work, if we could open our businesses, if your kids could go back to school and on a whim, he would say, well, we're going to go for two more weeks. Well, we're going to push it out a month. And then everybody just fucking complied. Right. And that is not even I mean, literally. That is what happened. That is what happened. And literally within the you know, under the guise of an emergency, we all fucking just bent a knee to whatever whatever Father Newsome came out and said we could and couldn't do. And he was caught doing the opposite of what he was telling people when he was at French Laundry and had a fucking birthday party get together with his rich friends and how about our neighbor's talent tattle telling uh tattle telling encouraged to

yeah tattling on us um when we didn't listen to him when we didn't listen to daddy yeah you were told that your parents could have come to your house on on christmas because you would be a threat to others i would have parties at my house ufc fights during covid and and you would be a threat to others. I would have parties at my house, UFC fights during COVID, and there would be like a cop at my house, and I could tell he was a little worried. And people would take pictures of me and you on a hike out in the middle of nowhere, nowhere else around us, and the first few comments would be, six feet away.

Yes. And there was never any evidence presented that any of this shit made any sense. This is a great example of equity. Jeremy world. It'd be like, I'll be stepping in shit to resolve the situation. Uh, you make the other two boys step in shit also. Yeah.

It's fucking, it's fucking bad shit. Crazy. Yeah. Uh, number, uh, three,

uh, and, and why do this? I don't even know what this is. Oh, okay. Okay, people. This is fucking... I'm going to take a really strong stand on here.

This is fucking idiocy. Before we play this, I want to read you some of the comments, okay? Keep doing it. It'll be progressive overload. I was expecting kettlebell swings. Using your child to weight train is such a flex. Taking baby weight to a whole new level. We've been using our kids to exercise weight since they were old enough to support their heads. The best part is when they

get older, they're more durable. If you keep doing this in 18 years, your shoulders are going to be huge. Why didn't I ever think of doing this? Don't drop your weight. Ha ha ha. What is that thing the baby's in and where can I buy one? These are hundreds of people supporting this fucking idiot. This is what you are about to see is complete fucking stupidity. Your child is not a fucking weight. If you want to go in a swimming pool and throw your child in the air, go ahead. You want to practice gymnastics like that guy does and take the calculated risk of doing some fun shit with your kid.

Go ahead. You want to teach your kid how to do backflip on the fucking trampoline. Go ahead. But to use your fucking baby like this is fucking complete fucking idiocy. There's no reason to ever put your kid in a situation where they're risking something where they're not gaining. This is fucking stupid. Look at this. This is a fucking joke. No healthy person does this. No one's like, oh, this is cute and fun. No healthy person does this.

No one's like, oh, this is cute and fun. The kid's not benefiting anything from this. Made your kid more durable. You're making your kid a bitch. Let your kid crawl around on the floor. Never put your kid in a carrier. Never ever put your kid in a carrier. How about that for making your kid strong?

Make your kid crawl everywhere after you. That's what I did. I just, it's just fucking dumb. And it's, and it's hundreds of people there rewarding her for just stupid fucking behavior. And I put my four year old on my shoulder during a ruck absolutely fucking not you mean you're going on a 20 mile hike with a 40 pound backpack and you have your

child on your fucking head i mean at least then you're walking i mean i went on a five mile walk with avi carrying him like this before but using your baby as a fucking weight what if one of those straps breaks is that the same as like the squat and toss your kid up in the air and catch him kind of but that like that's just more you're being a wild like for reps if you do 20 in a row yeah you're yeah it's it's um i i'm okay with parents i know parents are gonna do some like crazy shit i've done some crazy shit just even the other day when my kid squats on that fucking you're gonna take some risks some risks are gonna happen yeah but to use your kid as a fucking piece of fitness equipment no no no it's not like that these women in africa who are walking 20 miles every day with a

fucking bucket of water on their fucking head and a fucking child strapped to the front and the back i ain't hating like that they gotta you gotta get the water but to use your kid yeah squirt them with the hose yes But to use your kid – yeah, squirt them with the hose, yes. But to use your kid as a fucking dumbbell? Yeah, that's a little much, huh? Yeah, it's just like – yeah, wall balls and wall babies. Yeah, I mean it it's just like, come on, man, as Joe would say. I would just say, like, minimize the risk, right?

Yeah, just minimize the risk. Like, I'm all about kids taking risks, but that risk has no benefit. Yeah. That risk has no benefit. And I would be more concerned, not more concerned but equally concerned with um this same person here she's doing like some i don't know if that's a bag to the shoulder that's fucking tarted too completely you have the kids yes we go through this all the time drag the kid another 10 feet away yeah there's so many new just 10 feet it's usually the parents with their first kid

that it's really tough. And so they'll be like, oh, can we bring the kids in so we could still work out? And we're like, of course. But we have a whole entire like kids section for a little bit of the older kids, right? So you could just kind of – I call it the holding cell. A bunch of toys and crap in there and they just go in there and go nuts. But it's when they bring the kids in when they're first – it's usually the first born. And it's usually in some sort of like stroller or thing like that. usually the firstborn and it's usually in some sort of like stroller or thing like that and they'll set the kids so freaking close that if a kettlebell slips out of their hand or a barbell

goes awry one way there is zero room there and so like i've physically like if i if i see it and it's in my class i just i don't say anything just as they go to warm up, I just grab the stroller and move them another 10 or 20 feet. And I make sure I turn and point the stroller so that way they could see mom or they could see dad. Yeah. And then I just say, you have a whole entire room full of capable adults in here. You're not going to do your kid any better. Like nothing, nothing good is going to come up as far as like um what i don't really what was the comment that you had sorry i was going off and then i read

this comment let's say susa has a look that he disagrees but won't speak up no no i agree with that with the kid thing yeah i agree with that are you kidding me susan's talked more in the last three shows than he has in the first hundred four hundred shows he won't speak up and uh an idiot if you got your fucking kid in your in the stroller and you bring it to the crossfit gym put it 20 or 30 feet away from you and from everybody else nothing is going to happen to that kid with an extra 10 or 15 feet that'll be negative but if you bring them 10 or 15 feet closer you run the risk of having something slip out and crushing your fucking kid so please your kid is not a fucking weight treat your kid like a fucking kid i just can't believe people will reward that shit yeah that sandbag you showed with the kid in the tent right next to it completely completely targeted and let

me tell you we let our kid fucking run all over the fucking gym while we were fucking working out crawl we put it on a blanket but but we kept it at a distance you can go well actually that account's gone i used to show all sorts of that shit yeah yeah you guys but i don't know it's like it's under the jordan peterson like let them do dangerous things carefully and safely yeah like in all those videos like you and Haley are right there. You're very present of what's happening. You're very aware of what the kid is doing.

You're facilitating it. It's not negligence. Avi wasn't crawling down some playground stairs and you're on your phone, not even paying attention to what's going on. Both of you guys are super present and right there. Damn it, someone, you jinxed me. I stepped in dog shit while grounding.

Come to my house, I'll hose you off. Yeah, my wife would used to do push-ups in the garage when we'd be working out and Avi would climb on her back. Yeah. I don't know if I do squat. I don't do squat. If I were to do, i don't do squats with my

kids like hold your kid and like do some squats that's very different maybe like one or two yeah but it's not but it's not the workout equipment it's not strapped into something that now has a handle on it and there is also a difference between you holding your baby and your baby in a contraption with two two starting they're starting to become weak points you have it on your furthest extremity you got the two strap it's just dumb it's just it's not the chances of something going wrong slim to none the relevancy of taking the risk is zero zero not the baby gets nothing from that there's no yeah it's just dumb shit someone said she puts the baby in the picture to get likes if that's the truth and something i i completely lost me then now i can't even fuck i don't even

know what the fuck we're talking about now we're just an idiot idiot world yeah unfortunately i think we're in we're an idiot world uh four is this uh offensive oh this is the lady i'm trying to get this lady on the show if this is who i think it is oh yeah yeah we we sent we messaged her yeah who this lady jennifer welch yeah yeah you sent me your email contact and i emailed them like last week oh yeah yeah yeah i really i i kind of i i want to talk to her she's yeah you said you're afraid though a little bit too right yeah i'm a little bit afraid i like that that. That's a perfect guess. Yeah. She seems cool as shit.

Yeah. I saw this, and then later on saw that she used to – I invited her on the show, and then afterwards I saw that she had a show on Bravo. Oh, really? Yeah. That's a network, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the Oprah Network or TNT or TNN. I call it the Screaming Ladies Network. Okay.

Screaming Ladies Network. All the shows are just screaming ladies. Okay. Screaming Ladies Network. All the shows are just screaming ladies. Okay. Okay, let's see. The thing that bugs the shit out of me, I'm manifesting. So there's this girl. One of her posts, it's like her and her husband and her Birkin bag and her Rolls Royce, her husband's matching Rolls Royce and the big private plane

you've ever seen in your life. And she literally writes in the comment section, I manifested this life. I thought about it and I made it come true. I bet if you got to the deep, dark bottom of it, she just had rich parents. I bet if you got to the deep, dark bottom of it, she could suck the chrome off of a tailpipe. But I mean, one could argue that's manifesting. That's awesome. That's great. She's talking about Grant Cardone's wife, right? Oh, is she? Yeah, you're right you're right oh shit yes because great cardone has the biggest fucking private jet i've ever seen besides trump's yes oh wow that makes it even

better what do you think about that though you think she meant like is it true did she i don't know i mean i'm the one over here saying that um that you gotta the lesbians and gays gotta fuck so you can summon and summons the spirit like what the fuck do i know i got my own fucked up ideas on how the world works i think that that i think that that like to assert it said that's true like if she was like i'm gonna have access to this it's kind of like the um be careful what you wish for thing yeah right like we talked about that before and it's like you know if you wish for certain things you're like i want to be the richest dude ever and then you're like okay here's all

this money then you look down you have like a little you know tic-tac-weenie and you're like wait hold on and it's like well so it's like it's one of those situations like you know maybe she manifested the plane and the jet and everything else, but she did come, she did come full circle though. And what she said, yeah, I think she's just good at sucking dick. The other chick's like, well, that could be manifesting. Don't hate the player. I mean, you, you know, the story it's been told a thousand times, but you ask God for something and, and you know, he gives it to you,

but the people don't realize he gave it to you because a homeless man walked up and gave it to you. And you're like, God, you never came. And he's like, fuck you. I came to you three times, this, this, and, you know, he gives it to you, but the people don't realize he gave it to you because a homeless man walked up and gave it to you. And you're like, God, you never came. And he's like, fuck you. I came to you three times, this, this, and this, and it was the person's expectation. So it's, it's hard. It's hard to say it's, it's, uh, number five, uh, conflating reality with imagination. This is how you brainwash people with this kind of talk so if i if i say to you uh who wins in a fight superman or batman you you have to make that a reality to answer that question if i ask you if bigfoot has hair or fur you have to you have to first believe that to make that a reality i'm making this presupposition this is this is how you this is how libtards were brainwashed here it is and and

people on the right both people get brainwashed like this. Here we go. To introduce you to a new friend in our class. And the friend likes to ask the question, are you a boy or a girl? And Nash answers, I'm just a kid. But kids can be boys or girls. They can be boys or girls. Yeah.

Or maybe non-binary. Yeah, just like me. So Nash, just like me, is non-binary. I love how she's using a black baby. Because, you know, the woke whites see black people as nothing but props. I wanted to introduce you to... That too. Sorry, I forgot about that part. props i wanted to introduce you to that too so i forgot about that part uh there is there is no um if i'm standing if i'm i don't know what the the good analogy is but

there are only boys and girls and so you introduce this imaginary third thing to kids like it's real non-binary and you don't explain to them that it's just made up then they can start they start what happens there is now you're starting to make crazy people you're conflating reality with thoughts yeah like imagine taking an entire fucking course on whether the sasquatch has fur or hair and what the difference is and if it's a hypoallergenic and can you have the sasquatch as a pet i mean it's just it's just complete hard talk and there's people letting them letting letting people talk to your kids like that and i know i know some people on the right will be like well you guys do the same thing with like all these fucking christians will be

like well you do the same thing with santa claus. But at some point we tell them Santa Claus isn't real. When are they going to tell them that non-binaries aren't real? Call her high. Hey, it's Tom Guerin. I got a quick story. No, I'm just kidding. That was for the chat. What's up, buddy? Hey, I don't think I have the energy to go around with you. Like that guy did yesterday on the Jesus stuff.

Yeah. But I had a quick question. Do you think I was too rough with him, Tom? Do you think I was too rough with him? No, it's not that. It's not that, Sevan. What it is, is that if somebody comes on, even a guest or whatever it is, and they have something that they want to get out, like a pre-agenda, you do not allow that. Like you're, you'll be like, Hey, what about I, if I come on telling you that I want to tell you how significant you were to my weight loss journey, you're going to be like, Hey, do you work at McDonald's? Let me ask about McDonald's.

Or like, if that guy comes on and he wants to walk you through the six steps of, of his theology, you're going to ask questions about some random thing that he said in the middle and go down your own path. You're not rough on people, but you just take us in a different path, you know? I thought you were going to do that. Hey, I fucking hate people who come on here with an agenda.

Yeah. My question for you is, so you talk a lot about God and you say, you kind of use, you kind of equivocate like your conception of God with the traditional Christian conception of God. So my question is, what do you think about Jesus? Like, just what do you think of him? Just a cool dude. Okay. Love him. Did he actually like live and breathe and walk on the earth i don't know

oh wait hold on i'm looking up a word to use equivocate open to more than one interpretation oh so my interpretation of god yeah you'll say like to know god or to find god or to be with god yeah and you when you say god i don't think you always mean the same thing that the people that you're talking to do, which is okay. I mean, like, it's fine, but just as an observer, I think there's a lot of times where you're saying something different from what they're saying. Yeah, yes, yes.

I think the God, how about this, I think the God in most people's head is made up and the God in my head is real because he's not in my head. Yeah. I think you're onto something there. Uh, I think that the honest, to be honest with you, to be perfectly real, um, the God of the Bible is not the God that most people worship. Um, even people who go to church like two times a week and have their entire life.

Most of them are worshiping a God that they made up. There's a book called radical by a guy named David Platt. He's a pastor and he like walks through people slowly over the cliff of actually like who the God of the Bible is. If you take it for what it says. And by the end, he's basically like, Hey dude, you guys go to church and you raise your hands and you close your eyes and you cry and sing. And the truth is you're not even worshiping the God of the Bible. You're worshiping yourself. He's like, he's like, you're worshiping the Christian.

You're worshiping American materialism. You're not even worshiping at the altar of what, because the God of the Bible says, so there was a rich man who came up to God and said, Jesus, and said, uh, I've kept all the commandments since I was a baby. Like all of them, love your father and your mother, love God with all your, all of them. What do I have to do to see the kingdom of God? And Jesus looked at him and said, uh, you're a very rich man. Go and, uh, give all your possessions to the poor and then follow me and I'll show you. And the guy walked away sad.

And the point of that parable is not that you have to give away everything to the poor all the time, but it's that you have to be willing to follow God in that way. And I would say 99% of the people who go to church are not willing to follow God in that way. You know, like if Jesus came up to you straight up point blank and was like, dude, sell everything and just go, uh, they wouldn't do it. So now I think most people would deny him. They would be like, cause he doesn't, wouldn't fit the Jesus that they think is the second coming. A hundred percent. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. That's a tough one. Honestly. That's one that I struggle with every day. I mean, the Bible says that, you know, people who have entertained strangers have unknowingly entertained angels. And that's how God works like that. So we struggle with that one. It's tough, dude. It's tough to be discerning.

discerning. And I think you've talked about this before too, like with homeless people specifically, it's tough to be like, so I kind of, I lean on the Holy Spirit. That's what I try to teach my kids. If I pull up to a stoplight and there's something in my heart that's like, Hey, talk to this guy, I'll do it. But if it's not, I'm just not going to, I'm not going to make a rule. Like I don't always have to do it. You know what I mean? Yes. Yes. Trust your discernment, your observation, or like what you're saying, the spirit inside of you speaking to you. And when is the time? So I would like to just maybe just point your brain, because I know you think about stuff pretty deeply. Instead of necessarily talking about God, I would love to hear you talk about Jesus.

Or I know you say he's a cool dude. Do you think he's a son of God? I have no idea. Well, yeah. Okay. Not any more than all of us are the son of God. If you want me to be completely honest. Yeah, I get that. The analogy I think that I would use is, is that people see the sun in the sky and they think it's over there, but it is not over there.

If it was over there, only over there, then we wouldn't be able to see on our planet and the plants wouldn't grow. And there wouldn't be photosynthesis. The sun is actually here, but because we use it, we don't see it. We give up the right to see light because we use light.

It's there's, there's like a like almost like a slowing down process and and it's part of the illusion that the sun is over there and and i and i feel that way um that that's a pretty good uh metaphor simile for the the operations of god but i don't know anything about jesus only that what's written in the book like i don't you know in my relationship with God is just my experience with the unknown. Just things that are completely unknown to me that I'm experiencing. So what is your relationship to the Bible?

What do you think about the Bible? Just a, not, I shouldn't say just, a great book with great stories um that uh it's basically the inner it's the landscape it's a it's a narrative for the inner landscape of the human mind it's a it's a bunch of narrative stories that help you understand your inner psychology your inner working it's like the don't steal thing that only works on yourself if you use that on on other people you will get calamity it's a it's a wonderful tool to point at yourself and it's a fucking evil fucking, uh, savage warrior pointed at others.

I'm like, a lot of what you're saying, but I'll push back a little bit on that. Okay. Um, because what, what God was doing with the 10 commandments in that story was setting up a system of government for this people,

this group of slaves who had just escaped. And all of a sudden Moses and Aaron were like, we have to govern these like thousands of government for this people, this group of slaves who had just escaped. And all of a sudden, Moses and Aaron were like, we have to govern these thousands of people who've never been governed by anyone except for a dictator. And we need to set some rules up. So it's just like the Magna Carta, right? Or the Mayflower Compact, or any of those historical documents.

They were like, we gotta have some rules here because this is gonna get wild really quick with all these people in the roll down your window when the cops pull you over or don't yeah exactly it's it's so i agree with you as a practical about applying it to anyone i'm not and that's the whole thing with homosexuality too just it's going to buy little side tangent too, just to go on a little side tangent. A lot of Christians get a little lost because even though they may have an opinion that I agree with about the sin nature

of people and homosexuality, they spend too much time applying it to other people. It's like, hey, if you struggle with these thoughts, if you think these thoughts are sinful, you need to apply it to yourself a little bit more than you're like, we don't, you know, if you're following Jesus, you're not walking around looking for sin in other people's lives. That's just not how it works.

Right. And that's, and then, and so those are the characteristics of them that I like, I don't want to do that. Like, and, and that's kind of the weird thing about this show. Like I like pointing out like just weird inconsistencies like pointing out just weird inconsistencies and shit. But at the end of the day, I don't... I mean, I fucking had Craig Harrison on, and I'm so curious about all the fucking people he killed.

And yet I think killing is absolutely fucking wrong. The prophet embodies the message, doesn't carry it. but i'm not the prophet embodies the message not doesn't carry it well uh are you is greg amundsen like in the country is that dude still around yeah i think he's on the east uh last i heard he was on the east coast doing some shit with uh three-letter agencies i don't know if that i could be making part of that up you think i should have him back on okay yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He, he was one of the great things about Greg is that he,

you can't control him. Like you're great at controlling the guest. You, but Greg, why? Um, and then as a wild, you know,

he's like, he's got so much to control. Zach T lander. He is fucking out of control. I know he's wild. Out of control. He's awesome. I gave up.

Yeah. But I'll also give up too like in the first 10 minutes i just gave up i was like i'm not doing this but he was uh forgive me if i'm wrong but i think that was kind of an easy podcast for you right it's like yes it is easy you just have him on you're like let him go yeah okay we're gonna unleash a zach keelander on everybody today it is easy um but I also want to make sure that it's entertaining. I don't...

Even you, I looked at how long I've been talking to you, and I'm like, okay, I want to make sure, okay, are we going to get some TNA in here? Can I get a juggling bear in here? Yeah, no, they hate it. We need to get Audrey on here showing her butt again, and then everybody will be happy um her glutes please her glutes oh yeah exactly her upper upper glutes uh lower you know hamstring and glutes uh yeah my wife i'll tell this i'll get

off my wife uh thinks the whole show is hilarious uh you know she doesn't watch as much of it as i do but she loves the video and the happy birthday message. But Allison NYC came on and my wife was like, what are we watching right now? And I was like, it was great. It was really funny. Humanity is threatened by giant tits. It is a, it is a fact threat. It's a more, it's a, one of the bizarre things out there, but I'm so threatened. All right. Peace and love brother. Have a great day. fact threat it's it's a more it's a one of the bizarre things out there but i'm so threatened all right much love bye kenneth kenneth kenneth kenneth you have don't let your heart be broken he he wrote earlier it might you said on your break my heart you have a lot of work to do my son my father so on hear me out i think we got a lot of cool people in the chat with stories and insights

what if you interviewed a viewer once a month fuck Fuck no. Fucking hate you guys. If I do that. No, I'm not opposed to it, but I'm not, I'm not setting anything up. Like, like, well, we talked about the Instagram call. That's kind of like the same, right? When we could see them and talk to them about it. Yeah. Uh, Instagram. Oh yeah. But that's the whole point of that. We did that with Jeffrey. Oh, yeah. Remember? But that's the whole point of – We did that with Jeffrey.

Oh, yeah. But that was – I'm not – you guys – like 99% of this has to be like schtick and exciting and like tiptoeing into places that like we're not comfortable. That's why I fucking tried to call the fucking gay dude with the giant schlong. I don't want to do that. I just know it's fucking really going to be uncomfortable for me. So I do it. Part of me is like so happy. He didn't fucking answer.

Talk to some random fucking male fucking prostitute with a giant cock on my show. I don't want, I didn't, I didn't want my fucking, I didn't want to talk to the live chat, the guy on rogue. And then he fucking released my address to all you guys.

But so if I commit to even the affiliate series, I'm only doing that because i'm just it's my way of i'm being um um some of you guys like oh it's so sweet it's so benevolent part of me is it's like a fuck you to hq told you guys this oh i can't i hear you but like you want me to bring bruce wayne on and we all love bruce wayne to death and i bring bruce wayne on and 15 minutes into it. We hate him. I mean, we got to be careful.

I'm glad Mason's back. Yes, you do. I don't know. He got he got put on time. I time out by a wad zombie on accident last night on accident. It was an accident, but I saw it in the chat and I was kind of reading it. I saw these messages were deleted and I'm looking at the deleted messages, and I was like, there's nothing on here that Mason,

and I don't know why he would be put on timeout. And then I saw Wadzami put like, oh, shit, sorry, Mason. So I actually went on the back end to see if I could take Mason out of timeout early. But Mason, I couldn't do it, but you also weren't in the block list thing there. So I apologize. Okay, caller. Good morning, guys. How are you?

It's Michael C. Michael, hi. Doing great. How you guys been? Hey, I wanted to ask your thoughts, Siobhan. What do you think about one of the things that somebody told me is we get so caught up on the big politics, we forget about our local ones. So I just ran for a school board and got onto it.

No shit. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Well, thank you. That's cool as shit. You know, it's crazy to think about, you know, again, we worry about our president, but really that local level is where we can do our best work and where most of the magic happens.

Tell me, tell me, can you tell me what city, what city you're, you're in? I'll keep it, I'll keep it global. I'm in San Diego County. Okay. Wow. And they need help there. Are you, okay. Okay. And they need help there, especially in the Southern part of the County. Well, you know, California itself needs a lot of help. I agree. You know, one of the, one of the things. Well, you know, California itself needs a lot of help. I agree. You know, one of the things before I was on the school board, one of the things that came down from the state was that

at least one male restroom at all levels of public school need to have tampons in it. Yeah, that's fucking nuts. How do you think that went over out of middle school if they did what like i would immediately get taco sauce well i did do this in high school

i would get taco sauce and the tampons and i would mix them together and i would start sticking them on people's lockers and throwing them in classrooms i did all that shit in high school i'm glad you're still in touch with your inner 13 year old because that's exactly the kind of stuff that happens. Yeah. You give me, you give me a fucking box of fucking, I'll do it today. I would love to do that and just watch people's reactions. I might, that might be my first video I'm going to take. What are the ones are the sanitary napkins?

I'll take the sanitary napkins and taco sauce and just squirt them on it and just leave it on a pathway and film from far away. Oh, and then I'll walk by, I'll walk by with like those, when people stop and are like, oh my God, gross. I'll walk by and like with like a trash bag and like those things where you pick trash up and I'll put that thing down.

Like I'm going to grab it with that, but then pick it up with my hand. Well, when I went down, they have a big conference. They have a big conference that you go to. Not necessarily you have to go to when you're new on the school board, but they have a new school board orientation that you can go to training. That's kind of what they expect. And it was cool to sit back and watch because remember, I'm also the HR guy, right?

So it was cool to sit back and watch how people ran on different, you know, ideas or ideologies and those that ran on like an activist type, um, campaign watching their eyes when it came down to be okay, now you're part of the system, you know, and what you're limited to do. Uh, I don't know. I don't, I've never been an activist, so I have no idea. You know, for me, it's just, it's about the kids, you know, like how do we, how do we set them up to be successful? So. Have you sat on one of those boards and like the parents come in and yell at you yet? So, so yes, absolutely. You know, I think,

I think I shared with you a long time ago that, you know, my, my son had written a suicide letter at school and, you know, he had been involved with some issues where he was getting bullied and stuff. So because I think things through rationally doesn't mean that I expect everybody else to. So, you know, when I hear a parent up there screaming or yelling, they don't know how to communicate what it is that they need, you know. So I try not to take that kind of stuff personal. Right. You know, we all get blinded.

We all get blinded. So, well, I'm curious, uh, how, how long, how long will you be on the, on the, on the school board? So I had no idea what I was doing when I ran for this thing. I thought it was a two year term. It's actually four. Wow. And your kids still in the school?

I have all, I have three kids in the school district. Um, my, my youngest will be out of the school district the last year that i'm i'm in office did you run unopposed i ran i did run unopposed awesome wow that's cool okay hey and that's the that's the cool part when parents are upset is how come you didn't run when it was open. Right. So, uh, I would, I would challenge you to look into it someday. Okay. Yeah. Keep, keep me posted. Uh, I, I am, um, uh, yeah, keep me posted right now. My shit is so fucking busy. Um, yeah, I think maybe running for office also is, is like, you know, I never thought I'd be smart enough to raise kids. And then when it happened, it was like time to just suck it up. I kind of feel that way about office.

But then you look at the people who are in office and you start thinking, well, shit, anyone can do it. I can attest to that right now. It's something that's really humbling. And those that think that the system set up to hold people down, it's actually the opposite. Here I am, a non-high school graduate on a school board in charge of a superintendent that's worked for the school district for 30 years and has to

have a master's degree. So you don't think that you have what it takes or, you know, and I'm, it could be the good and what's bad about our country, but you know, anybody can do it. All right. Awesome. Thank you. Bye. Maggie Kerrigan. You know, anybody can do it. All right. Awesome. Thank you. Talk to you guys. Bye. Maggie Kerrigan, I love a man who understands the menstrual cycle. Yeah, the week before it comes, fucking go on a business trip.

Her new icon photo is hilarious. Maggie's? Yeah. Who is that? It's like that chick from the movie where she like puts her hands at her armpits and like smells smells them that's all i remember and then she'd be like superstar something like that you want to hit up one more i have to take off to the gym here in a minute oh okay number seven moral or psychological resources hey this comment just popped up what

what do you think this person is getting at it It says, Sevan is gently guiding people to the light. Do you agree with that? I would word it a little bit different. Okay, go on. Making me very uncomfortable. And then it says, while Sousa is kicking them in the balls and spitting vinegar in their eyes.

That part I didn't, uh, I, that part, I don't, I don't see for sure, but I do, uh,

I do, um, for my own selfishness. Um, I do use the show to point at what I think keeps me looking at the light. Yeah. Looking into the unknown. Oh, you're always exploring.

You're very curious and you're very open. And I think that that's the cool part of the process. And so when I, and I don't want to be so, you know, the saying that you're, you're so open that your brains fall out. Seventology.

I would have been a fucking amazing cult leader. Is it too late? It's never too late. Okay, I'm sorry. Number seven, you said? Yeah, number seven. I do think it's important. I am a huge fan of Eckhart Tolle.

I really do enjoy the skill of pointing into the unknown. I just thought that popped up. No, I didn't see that. I don't think you're spitting vinegar. No no i don't even know what that comment is about but it was from yesterday's show so oh i was trying to like figure out like what you yeah what you said i was like how did we switch roles like you become like the gentle enlightened one and i'm spitting vinegar this is a cult duh good okay this is a cult good Good. Okay. This is a cult.

Good. That makes me feel better. Okay. Here we go. Psychologist Stanley Milgram found that 80% of the population do not have the psychological or moral resources to defy an authority's order, no matter how illegitimate the order is. Therefore, only 20 percent have the critical thinking capacity this explains quite a lot this is a very interesting this is a very interesting thing he's saying because it really what he's saying doesn't make any sense to me

it's like a um it goes straight to my ego. It like makes me feel cool. And I'm aware. Like you're part of that 20%. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, I can do it. But that being said, I'm really big on this thing about morals and values now, like in this part of my life.

I don't know why in the last couple of years, I'm really intrigued by morals and values and the importance, you know, like Sarah Sigmund's daughter, you met Suze, Rich Froning. There's people that I have on the, that I can remember distinct conversations that I'm having with that are making me realize values. And my mom really instilled one value in me, treat people the way you want to be treated. And that there's something about as people go underwater, imagine we're like all on a sea. And when we go underwater, we go unconscious. There's something about your values that allow you to keep usually, whether they're good or wrong, if you have a value and you stick by it, it'll allow you to

keep one nostril kind of over the water. I not sure exactly how the mechanism works but it keeps you conscious it's like a meditative tool because you have to kind of be on guard and make sure that you're you're riding riding strong with your values and if you don't have values i think it's um if you have values um it's it's some sort of fucking Zen tool to make sure you don't fall asleep. Right. Uh, they keep you on course. It's like a compass. Like you were saying,

like you could be open-minded, but you don't want to be so open-minded that your brain falls out. So you could be open-minded, but you're also still within the boundaries of, of the values that you've, you've chosen to stay within those. Kind of like how you talk about all the time, like you set boundaries and disciplines for

your kid, but they have absolute freedom to go and do whatever they want with inside those boundaries. Right. Right. So that's kind of like the values. The values are the goalposts and the boundaries and everything else. Are you getting in trouble? No, I was just looking over here.

I heard a thing. Grace has taken off. She did. I tell you that she made quarterfinals. No, that's great. She made quarterfinals her and a couple other people from the gym that did it. So she's going to do that last workout now. Are you going to watch her?

No. Well, I'll be there to not to watch her, but well, to watch her. But I run the we have a mobility class on Sundays. It's just an hour of foam roll, lacrosse ball and stretching work that I run. And so that starts at 10 a.m. So I'll be down there watching her, also doing that class you're a good dude hey would you blow me my wife thinks i have an addiction uh what's this i don't hey baby seven is on no i don't have time to oh gotcha yeah yeah can't you just put me in your ear when

you mow the lawn uh that's how many attend many attend your, um, your foam rolling class. It's super hit or miss. I would, uh, sometimes it's, sometimes it's one or two of the regulars that really value and enjoy it. And then other times it could be as big as like 12 people. So I get some of the firefighters that come in from the, um, live more pleasant in Academy. Cause they come there during their 22 week Academy. So I'll get some of those guys that live locally.

That'll come in and kind of take some of the recovery and stuff like that. I always make the same stupid joke. And I tell everybody that I'm Oprah and I haven't figured out how to patent any of these stretches. So they get to go home with them for free. You can tell your friends and family, you could use them at home.

You could do whatever you would like. It's kind of the same joke. Uh, CIA contact, take an ethics class. I wanted um i i need to do that and i need to get some i would like to have like a regular ethics professor on it's something susan and i have talked about uh for a long time i thought that rolling shit was just all stupid bullshit until i hurt my knee recently and chase facetiming in the middle of the night and we sat down in my garage together on FaceTime and he had me roll my knee out. And within two days, it was completely better.

And I could barely walk on it. Yeah, that happened. It was crazy. It feels 100% like nothing. Jeremy E. World, treat people the way you want to be treated. Add value to everything. Leave things better than you find them. Expand your mind.

The unknown. That word I can't say. The most important things i've gotten from someone that's pretty cool yeah that is cool i didn't see that coming at the end there um was that number seven we just did moral or psychological resources oh yeah yeah yeah i'm trying to think you have to go you can go by the way don't feel bad yeah okay i know i always i always hate like leaving don't feel bad it feels like it feels like we got 10 rounds of a workout like i'm the dude that leaves at round nine and like no no you gotta like complete round 10 by yourself that's perfect always rb come on in and can we drop in Susa?

Yes. And then Audrey said the knees over the toes stuff we do. I have a, like a handful of slant boards at the gym and, um, some of that other stuff. So we do that as well as part of the recovery day in a thing I call prehab.

So we'll add those in our warmup too. Okay. Good show. Bye. Thank you. Thank you. Bye guys. Bye. warm-up too okay good show bye thank you thank you bye guys bye caleb number 16 where's caleb and then it was us we're all alone there's no one else here. I have someone coming over. I'm selling an old computer today.

Coming over in a few minutes. Bye, Sousa. First ethics, first rule of ethics, defend those who cannot defend themselves, the innocents. Is that really true?

Is that like some sort of, where can I read about that? One of the most ethical people I know, one of the guys I kind i know uh one of the guys i kind of like hold up in the highest regards as a gentleman that that's something he told me not like that he said that he was created this guy told me that basically he was created by god to protect people it's like wow that's hardcore core I have so much old stuff in this list of things like I got shit in here

about Kanye what is this one 45 boys will be boys this is probably fucking crazy oh yeah I want to see some horrible parenting but I kind of approve of it at the same time like I wouldn't do some horrible parenting, but I kind of approve of it at the same time. I wouldn't do this to my kid, but let's see. It's called Don't Ever Trust Dad. And it's a kid sitting here with a wooden spoon in front of their dad.

He's pouring a cup of orange juice. Ever Trust Dad. I'm going to try and wipe this up before you hit me with that okay ready he's gonna he he so he spilled some orange juice on the ground and he's got a rag in his hand and he says to his daughter i'm gonna try to wipe this up before you can hit me with that spoon i'm to try and wipe this up before you hit me with that. Okay. I'm going to try to wipe it up before you hit me with the spoon. Ready?

Ready? Here we go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I've shown this. Shit, the list is old. I'm nobody without Caleb and Sousa yeah I don't know if that's

appropriate okay I'll erase it good let's do a little house cleaning while the boys are away let's do a little house cleaning how about this one 49 guaranteed way to fuck your kids up what is this? Oh,

wow. Okay. Yeah. Here, this is, I'll just leave this one. Uh, that guy,

that guy used his kid as the cloth to wipe up the clothes. Patrick. Yeah. It was fucking uncool. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. Okay, here we go.

Uh, this is just titled guaranteed. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. Okay, here we go. This is just titled Guaranteed Way to Fuck Your Kid Up. U.S. health panel recommends screening all kids eight and up for anxiety. Do it. All U.S. children ages eight to 18 should be screened for anxiety. A panel of medical experts on Tuesday recommended for the first time. First of all, don't ever do that. And second of medical experts on Tuesday recommended for the first time. First of all, don't ever do that.

And second of all, what the fuck is a medical expert? Are those the same ones who brought you the food pyramid and that tell you that Froot Loops are better for you than beef? They've issued new guidance to primary care doctors. Primary care doctors know nothing about fucking mental health. Some 5.8 million children have been diagnosed with anxiety. Oh my God.

Weird. So many parents are going to eat that shit up. I need to find one funny thing to end the show with. Go ahead. Someone's going to say something. Go ahead. I dare you.

Oh. go ahead someone's gonna say something go ahead i dare you oh uh suza upload as soon as possible i just got a uh i just got on a few minutes ago and need some things to watch this afternoon i mean it's uploaded already right i mean it's on youtube but it just won't be on spotify um won't be on spotify't be on Spotify or Apple Wadzombie if you sit any human down and ask enough questions you can conclude they have anxiety no matter what their answers are I know this is we are in a weird

world I told you about the lady I met the other day at the skate park she was a marriage counselor with four kids holy shit it took me five minutes to fucking realize she was batshit crazy and fucking her kids up. What's this one? This one says, oops, Democrats. I think I've shown this.

I'm going to show it again anyway. We have to clean house. You guys recognize her. She's for sure been, we've used her clip before in the show. Here we go. Here we go. Do you know how North Korea became how it is today?

She said, do you know how North Korea became how it did today? Standby caller. When Kim Il-sung made one promise to North Korean people, I'm going to feed you rice and meat stew each meal. And I'm going to get rid of all the inequality. If I do that, why don't you give me all your land on all your rights we wanted no inequality so we gave our land our rights to this one guy he took everything from us so whenever in

america i came and people in manhattan living in the best city in the world telling passionately how america is so bad so i asked them so what is it so bad. So I asked them, so what is it so bad about America that you hate so much? And they say, you know what? We have inequality in this country. That's amazing thing that you can rise to compared to other people. The enemy is a poverty, not inequality.

Do you know how North Korea became? You want perfect equality? Perfect. Break the law, go to jail. You'll get perfect equality. Give the government... Another way we could do it is give the government all of our land. How do people

not see that? Caller, hi. Hi. It's Chris Besterfeld. Chris, what's up, dude? Hi, how are you? I love your show. Thank you. I've been listening very frequently lately. Good. That's good. I need the people who are addicted to it. I'm addicted. A lot of us are addicted. Good. And my daughter, I have adult daughters. I have six children. I'm 51. Oh, we're the same age.

We're the same age, brother. Crazy. You have six daughters? I have four daughters, two boys. Wow. Congrats. That's awesome. Yeah, I've been very blessed. Yeah, you're lucky to do that. And yeah, I've been very blessed.

Yeah. And, um, uh, anyhow, just wanted to, uh, just call in and just say that I love you. And my, my wife likes watching the show. We love seeing the stories of, of the boys. My daughter just told me three days ago that she's pregnant. Oh, she watches the three plain brothers. So we're just, uh, CIA contact 51. Yeah. A lot of us. Um, I just react a lot of what you say resonates with me. Uh, I know people are hitting at you kind of hard on the Christianity. I just feel like you and I are very connected spiritually. The Eckhart Tolle saved my life. I found him when I was one year sober. Wow.

Alcohol? Yeah, alcohol. Yeah. And I, uh, I celebrated 20 years clean from alcohol. Oh, congratulations. Holy shit. Yeah. November. Yeah. November 18th of 2002. Wow. Uh, is when my life started getting better. And I've been really blessed. Yeah, that's fucking awesome, dude. Congratulations. I think my sister crossed over the 20-year mark. And it's funny.

I never gave it a second thought. And then when she told me it had been 20 years, I was so fucking proud of her. I probably should tell her that. Yeah, I mean, I'm more unconventional than the guys that are hitting the AA meetings, you know, daily. I've sort of changed a little bit. I've moved into some plant medicines. Cannabis really helped me a lot.

I think it really saved my marriage, honestly. Wow. I was able to, uh, she smoked it or you smoked it. She, uh, she, she was more edibles and for years she was asking me, but I was very protected of my, me, but I was very protected of my, of my, you know, recovery. Right. And so I was very scared that I would slip into a very dangerous place. I know this is hard for people to talk about, especially if you've been in recovery and you don't feel great about where you are. And a lot of people won't talk about it.

You feel like if you've been sober for a long time, you can't have problems. And so I was fortunate to have loved ones. I have a wife like you who just loves me, spider me and she helps. Yeah. I'm the tennis coach. And, uh, and your, your boys have a beautiful swing. Have we talked before? Are you the one who sent me the tennis? No, no. Yeah. I, I, I just, you know, I'm a tennis coach and I check in when your kids,

when you showed the kids playing, I, I check in. It looks like they got a good coach. Yeah. Thank you. I'm stoked. I could talk to you all day. I don't want to. What state are you in?

St. Louis, Missouri. So I'm in Missouri. We are a free state, but St. Louis doesn't feel free to me. Well, awesome. Thank you for calling. You made my day. That's good. I'm glad.

I'm glad that I'm connecting with people like that. It's bitching, Chris. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Devon. Thanks, everybody. Yeah. And it's cool that you know, that you're blessed.

You have six kids because all of those with kids really are fucking blessed. It's, it is crazy how lucky we are that we got to do kids. It's fucking nuts. Oh, I know. I could talk all day about them. They're all amazing. All right. And keep us posted on becoming a grandfather. I will. I will for sure. All right, brother. Thank you. All right. All right. And keep us posted on becoming a grandfather. I will. I will for sure. Thanks, brother. Thank you. All right. Bye-bye. Dooley Rondo.

Call her. Hi. Did I, did I accidentally call you back? You did. Bye. Dooley Rondo, Sevan Sherwood just did a pretty great interview on very not random with the CrossFit affiliate that works with recovering addicts. Pretty awesome stuff. Who is it?

What's the guy's name? All right. Um, I have to go to the bathroom or else I'd stay until 10 o'clock when my meeting is, uh, Greg C starting at the beginning, excited to see it's still live day full of Seve. I have to go to the bathroom or else I'd stay until 10 o'clock when my meeting is. Greg C, starting at the beginning, excited to see it's still live. Day full of Seve and crew.

Thanks, Greg. All right. Thank you, guys. We will be on again today with Brian and Mike Halpin. I want to say at 4.30 or at 4.00. I don't know. Mike Halpin. I want to say at 4.30 or at 4.00. I don't know. But sometime later on today to kind of talk about quarterfinals

and see who made it to semifinals and kind of put the bow on that. Katie, bye. Hi. Chris, your heart's racing. You sounded wonderful. You sound like a great dude. And I will see all of you guys very soon. Love you guys.

Bye-bye.