The Sevan Podcast - #847 - Live Call In | Let's Catch Up

Episode Date: March 21, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:40 Good morning. Good morning. What a day. is uh this is gonna be great if this works i wonder if i'm gonna get busted eventually for like some sort of copyright issues for starting every show with the thong song yeah i need to i need to get that intro so it comes in and then goes out. Comes in and then goes out. Yeah, you remember Johnny, right? Yeah, I saw that on Instagram. Someone playing that on a violin and some other dude dancing next to it. And I'm like, oh shit, that's catchy. That's catchy.
Starting point is 00:01:20 This sign behind me as I was showering today, I'm so proud of this sign. This sign is, it's like my gray belt. It's like I graduated. I'm like a stray cat. Like you guys own the house and I'm a stray cat. And eventually you guys fucking bought me a collar. You're like, fuck, this dude's around every day. We'll get him a collar.
Starting point is 00:01:55 We'll keep this fucker. I cannot believe I earned this sign. I really cannot. It's so crazy. Do you leave it on all the time? Yeah, I don't fuck with it. There's a remote. It came so crazy. Do you leave it on all the time? Yeah, I don't fuck with it. There's a remote. It came with this fancy ass remote.
Starting point is 00:02:09 And like I changed the color like 10 times and turn it on and off like a little kid pushing all the buttons. And then that was it. It stopped working. See, like I get like come over here. There's a red and I should be able to push that red button. And and it should change to red, it doesn't it's kind of cool it got stuck on blue if it would have got stuck on red you guys all you guys who trying to save me would be like hey that's the devil's color or some shit if just so you know also i mean
Starting point is 00:02:40 this show um changed color i can't. I cannot. Devesh, you earned it. Thank you. This show, within 24 hours, well, immediately, as soon as this show is posting in real time to YouTube, at like every second it's posting to YouTube, and by the time I get off, every time the show is flagged, and when it's flagged second it's posting to YouTube. And by the time I get off, every time the show is flagged and when it's flagged, it's demonetized. And then what I do is I put it in a
Starting point is 00:03:11 request to have it reviewed a second time. And nine out of 10 times we pass that and it becomes monetized, but that takes 24 hours usually, or longer for that to happen. And during that time is when we accumulate the most minutes watched. So we don't make money on it. So a show that, let's say, would make $50 only ends up making $6. And so when you guys donate money to the show, I can't tell you how much it helps, by the way, either.
Starting point is 00:03:40 It's like, it's crazy. You guys are floating this thing. It's so cool.'s crazy. You guys are floating this thing. It's, it's, it's so cool. I'm so excited. I even, I even, I wanted to make sure I got both those things out.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Right. I jumped out of the shower wet, left wet, wet footprints all over my house. I wanted to run and make sure I tell you both those things. We get demonetized, takes 24 hours to get remonetized.
Starting point is 00:04:00 And I'm so proud of the sign. I'm like excited. I'm already excited to come in here. But when I come in here and see the sign, I'm like, yeah and I'm so proud of the sign. I'm like excited. I'm already excited to come in here. But when I come in here and see the sign, I'm like, yeah, I'm shit. I don't understand how people say,
Starting point is 00:04:11 Oh, and then of course this guy, paper street without these two people to this shit gets really, really hard for me without paper street coffee in California hormones. Without paper street coffee and California Hormones. Without Paper Street Coffee and California Hormones. And they both offer great stuff, right? Paper Street Coffee got a discount when using the 7-on-code. And California Hormones gets you the free doctor's consult and free blood work if you're in California.
Starting point is 00:04:40 I think you get the free doctor's consult anywhere in the world. I can't. I can't do it. I can't change the. I can't, I can't change the, um, I can't. And I'm so excited about the 80 pound dumbbell. I'm just stoked on all of it. You guys are awesome. Hey, is Jethro in the chat this morning? I don't see him.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Where is he? It's crazy. I'm starting to recognize everyone's names. I don't recognize your name. Sorry, Marissa Hinojosa. You know what else too? What was crazy is after you guys made that birthday video, sorry, I keep talking about it, but it kind of, it, it, it, I mean, I think about it uh last day on the road i got you i got you um uh as um
Starting point is 00:05:30 as i saw that birthday video i i was shocked at the wide variety of people just like like people with nose rings and black people and the indian dude in his car and just chicks and it was crazy it was crazy. It was crazy. And just people like, there were some people like I wanted to like, just hang out with them, like stop the video and be like, Hey, let's go hang out. Like that, the Rosie photographer chick. Um, but, uh, afterwards, Susan says to me, Hey, Sevan, look at our fucking DEI council. And I started laughing. I'm like, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:06:08 He goes, that group was so fucking broad in its spectrum. Gay, straight, black. I don't know if I saw any Asian people in there. There's an Armenian dude in there. It was crazy. With no effort, by the way. So one could argue that the effort was to make it so that no one, to push all those people away.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Jan, I see you all the time, but I've never dared to say your name. Janica, Janica, Janica from Russia. Janica Smith, Yanitsa Smith. I have one really hard name and one really easy name, Miss Smith. I've committed myself to a monthly donation. Thank you for the good work. Oh, thank you. A tithing of sorts.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Clydesdale Media, thank you for pushing and inspiring all of us to be better. You're welcome, dude. Sometimes I wish I could be a better role model not sometimes often every day uh true this is uh this is uh um this is true our means are technically asian that that is it's actually accurate uh you're not a good dude seven you're a great dude thank you uh mr Kestenbaum. I'm trying to figure out where I can put that. I'm going to change some shit in here.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I'm inspired by the sign. I'm going to get, I just need to, I need to invest a couple thousand dollars in another nice camera like this one and then have a second wide shot and have some shit up that you guys send me. David Attaway,
Starting point is 00:07:44 I hosted an L1 at my affiliate this weekend oh what affiliate do i know and let's just say it was an interesting experience would love to pick your brain about it yes oh thank you and thank you for the money listen guys some of you knuckleheads i've given my personal phone number too tell me if we guys see jethro in here, by the way, does anyone know where he's at? Um, I don't give you my personal phone number so you can send me the same shit you can send me in Instagram. You know what I mean? Like, um, uh, there's, there's one person in particular who I probably could say her name, Garrett Gl like she uses the text perfect like she just shares shit with me like a homie would share with me you know like takes a picture
Starting point is 00:08:30 of like someone walking on riding a unicycle down the street just send me shit that like you would send a regular friend don't do not send me links of shit to go look at that's not what I want my text for like you can send me that shit in in Instagram at that's not what i want my text for like you can send me that in um um in instagram
Starting point is 00:08:50 i would kind of want it so that more of you have my phone number so that you guys could text me i mean like just like i don't know stuff just like just have no regular stuff like picture of you and your mom or i don't know just stuff that you would send your friends or you're standing in the store with two different pastas, one made of lentils and one made of garbanzos and be like, which one would you get? And I'm like, I don't know. Ask my wife. Shit like that. You know what I mean? Yeah. FaceTime. I don't, uh, I, you know,
Starting point is 00:09:20 the only person I used to FaceTime is with my ex friend, uh, Jason Hopper. That was the only person I used to FaceTime is with my ex-friend, Jason Hopper. That was the only person. Simone Hernandez. Morning, Savon. Thanks for all you do. Glad you came on. On my way to Fresno, we'll make dry fun. Oh, say hi to the Armos for me.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Going to Fresno. If you're driving a truck full of tomatoes, I would be pumped. Oh, man. Sevantology shirts. God, that is disgusting, and I love it. I absolutely love it. Sevant will have more social. Well, I mean, I already have too many, but I'm pretty guarded.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Like, in my, I'm pretty guarded. You know, a friend of mine told me that i should get out and like start going to these events and like someone even said it's time to do a community event i'm like you and then and then you know uh well what's his name in here what's his name keith no is it keith someone suggested i have one of you guys on every month i I'm like, dude, you crazy. Stefan, do you think Matt told Hopper he couldn't talk to you anymore? I don't think it was like that. I don't think it was like that. But I think there was something.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I think that these guys are torn, I think. Maybe not openly, but they're torn. Savon, shut the fuck up, Savy. I emailed you about a community video, and video I did, and you didn't give a shit. No, actually, I watched it, and I thought it was a pile of shit, and I decided not to show it. Which is even worse than sending me something good that I didn't show. Now what? Now what, Clive?
Starting point is 00:11:07 And what happened to your hair? Didn't you have crazy, beautiful red hair? Nike probably told him not to come on the show. I mean, once again, I don't think Nike told them that, but they're, you know, now you're getting close. Now you're getting close. Now you're getting close. Which is interesting when you see the people who will come on, right?
Starting point is 00:11:40 And that's what's made me start realizing people who have values. Values. People who have values. Values. People who have values. Spencer Davis, 2399. Best bang for your buck would be to paint the wall dark gray charcoal. Would help diffuse angles and push you forward in the frame. Make you look younger for sure. 50 at least.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Dude, I moved those cards from over there to over here. And I hung that sign up myself and I put in a camera, a camera. How much can I do? Um, okay. Should we start with something fun? You want to start with Black History Month?
Starting point is 00:12:27 Here we go, Black History Month. And then I want to tell you something, I want to show you something that someone wrote on my Instagram saying that I'm defending white people. You're out of your mind if you think I'm defending white people. I am not defending white people. I'm only defending one group of people, kids. I'm not defending white people i'm only defending one group of people kids i'm not defending men
Starting point is 00:12:46 yeah o'keefe got it o'keefe will come on here i think okay i haven't asked him to come on here in a long time but he homie o'keefe not scared also i think he's trying to keep the peace they're not dumb everyone knows that if the further you are from me the more likely it is i'm able to accidentally talk shit about you and so you keep me close and then i probably won't talk shit about you you say one thing nice about me and i'll fucking my i have such a monstrosity of an ego and i'm so easily manipulated i'll be your friend for that'll buy you like three months i mean look at don came on here and i'm in love with him. Adrian can do no wrong. Adrian walks on water. I know.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Blasphemy. Where's Jethro? Is he in here? Lori. I haven't seen your name before either. Lori Roshan. Hubster and I are canceling cable because all we need is you and Hiller. Well, thank you.
Starting point is 00:13:42 That's awesome. Exactly, Trish. What's a white person? Okay, here we go. Black History Month comes to an end. Here's your friendly reminder that the first 23 black members of Congress were all Republicans.
Starting point is 00:13:58 No, it's true. That's odd. I don't think I remember hearing that part of black history at all in the last month. As Black History Month comes to an end, here's your friendly reminder that the first 23 black members of Congress were all Republicans. No, it's true. That's odd. I don't think I remember hearing that. Crazy, right? Crazy. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Savon, it's not about Democrats and Republicans. Okay, fine. I'm fine with that. But I'm just telling you. Just telling you just telling you don't forget in 1860 when the first republican president was elected abraham lincoln not a single republican owned a slave all four million slaves were owned by democrats i can can we get grunler to come on more yeah he's cool right yeah he's cool that's a that's a um i don't know why i don't have him on more that's a huge miss that's just uh not thinking the thing is is i was actually thinking about this too uh there's people you guys want to come on the show that i don't want to come on
Starting point is 00:15:07 the show i just don't enjoy it it's not that i hate i don't like them i just i'm not there's some people that i just i'm not enjoying grunler's one of those people like i truly enjoy having on the show he's just fucking easy and fun like like josh it's just um it's just i just gremlins cool as shit i don't know i don't know what's going on why i don't i don't get them in the um in the rotation more okay i'm going to show you this um i'm going to show you this uh clip right here my instagram is like huge i'm afraid to make it small again and then lose that option so i don't know if you guys saw this i posted this the other day and it's just this lady saying that she's going to the oscars and she hopes everyone black wins and then she says again later hey i
Starting point is 00:15:56 hope everyone um she 10 years later they interview again at the oscars and she says i hope everyone black wins and then the commentator this guy i'll show it to you. This guy, real Jason, then says something. Everybody black. I am betting on black tonight. Five years ago here at the Emmys, you told us that you were rooting for everybody black. Tonight, Issa Rae, who are you rooting for? Everybody black. Nothing has changed.
Starting point is 00:16:23 It will never change. This stuff is funny. And I want to say this. Part of me i don't care i think it's actually funny it's cool i could go i i would if i went and saw the armenian soccer team play against any other team in the country i would vote for the armenians because they're armenian like like that part i get i don't mean to be like a party pooper. But I think that with the skin color thing, we might be past that. I think it is being racist to help cure racism. So anyway, listen to what this guy says. Funny.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Racism is funny. I get it. We've turned this into a little running joke, a little inside joke. We have the power. We have all the leverage. We now get to be racist idiots. So now he's basically saying because because of the irony is because of the pale faced people, the white skin liberals, liberals now they've given carte blanche to people with melanated skin to rob stores um cross the border at will and to be racist openly it's like it's just bizarre what happened and this guy is saying hey just because they've given us this right to act like fucking complete fucking idiots don't do it don't fucking do it and then um and then and then this guy writes this to me this plans 111 11 guy do you
Starting point is 00:17:49 think she hates white people or is just annoyed that of the 368 academy awards in history given out for acting a whopping 21 of them have gone to black people and almost half of those came post 2010 thank god we have seven here to defend the plight of the white man. First of all, that's, um, uh, the white man is, um, that's a cultural appropriation. That's a black hood vernacular, the white man. So you're a piece of shit for that. Can't do both dude. Right. I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm, right? Like he's saying, Hey asshole, it's fair because so many fucking white people have won. Is that what he's saying? You're fucking crazy. you're fucking crazy if you think i'm defending white people
Starting point is 00:18:29 that's not i'm not showing this no one's defending white people you're saying that because you're a fucking racist to your core because that's the way you see the world you can't get up just a little bit higher just a little bit higher and see a different perspective. It has nothing to do with defending the white person. This guy says it great right here. Ironically, I found this 15 minutes after I saw that post. I live in a perfect world of synchronicity or the algorithm has completely figured me out. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:19:01 This is for you Plange111. This is for you to fucking understand. Here we go. We need more diversity in Plans 111. This is for you to fucking understand. Here we go. Like more diversity in the workplace. And how can we do that? Easy with equity. What exactly is equity? It's like equality, but with like equal outcome. And how can you force an outcome by deciding who gets hired and who doesn't? So you have to discriminate against an entire race? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:29 So you're fighting discrimination with discrimination. Ugh, straight white man. See? There it is. That's Jason Plans right there. You're trying to say something big picture to him, but they just can't. They're like snails, just stuck on the ground. You can just insult entire groups of people and you're the compassionate one. Yes, and I knew how this conversation would go.
Starting point is 00:19:52 A forced outcome. So it was an equitable conversation. Isn't that a good thing? Not if the outcome hurts me. Yeah, exactly. It's amazing. Good job. this dude's great what was that guy's name tyler or something or another there you go there you go jason i just got you a free um uh i honestly don't want black people to go down the path of racism. So their,
Starting point is 00:20:25 their kids have to pay for it a hundred years from now. It's a, it's a, we live in a fun, we're, we're having fun. And listen, you ding dongs that live in other countries who are like,
Starting point is 00:20:39 Oh my God, it's so bad in America, dude, you, you're fucking out of your mind. I'm telling you, any one of you who's trapped on one of those fucked up islands, Australia, the UK, Ireland, Canada.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Well, Canada's not an island, but let's just say Canada. You have no idea how much better it is here. I spent many, many, many a day in your land. It's still better here see i didn't spend too much time in australia but don't get it twisted don't be confused we still got we got so much fucking room and good land and good people it's crazy just this show just happens to focus on the semi-retarded uh it looks like you guys remember the um i guess trump banged a prostitute um um i don't know her real name but they call her stormy daniels and then i guess he paid her some money to not talk about how he banged her and now the new york city and I guess, I'm not sure what's going on.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I'm not sure if it's illegal. I didn't know it was illegal to pay someone to not talk about you having sex with them. Like I couldn't like find someone in my life and be like, hey, I'm going to give you money to not talk about the time we had sex. I don't know what happened. Or maybe he gave that money and then didn't put it on his taxes but either way the moral of the story is is don't bang hoes she ended up paying him 300 000 oh yeah right did she end up paying him back yeah so she lost right
Starting point is 00:22:17 she sued him and then he countersued and he won is that what happened oh okay here we go it's illegal how they reimburse the attorney. They qualified it as a business expense. Right. Okay. That's awesome. So he banged some chick. It would be horrible if it came out because she was a prostitute and he paid her. And then he used it as a business. It's kind of a business expense. Oh, okay. Wow. You're good. Which is a misdemeanor for miscategorizing your taxes and then if you lie about it it becomes a felony okay very well said okay so he so he banged a hoe and he was trying to hide it oh porn star my bad well if she's a legit porn star and he banged her then
Starting point is 00:23:04 you can fuck if you're a porn star. You just can't fuck if you're for money. You just can't fuck if you're a prostitute for money. I think those are the details in the occupation. Anyway, but it was before he was president and it's called statute of limitations too long ago. That too. I went to, I went to Amsterdam. I've told you guys this story before with a buddy.
Starting point is 00:23:28 And I thought when we got there, we were just going to just go into the red light district and just, just fuck like rabbits. And I couldn't do it. And he thought he told me the whole time he didn't want to do it, but then we got there and he wanted to do it. And I didn't want to do it. And we didn't do it. And he was so cool. He's like, dude, I'll go in there with you. Don't be scared. It wasn't that I was scared. It's that you get close to them and they're real people. And I'm like, oh, I don't want to, I don't want to pay someone to have sex with the real person. Something seemed, something seemed kind of fucked up about it. It was like someone, I started thinking that it was someone's mom and sister and daughter. I didn't do it, but it's kind of trippy if those you've never seen that kind of
Starting point is 00:24:09 it's just it's street blocks with actual windows and then there's girls in there now they probably have dudes in there too anyway this guy kind of explains the Trump thing. What's his name? Yoder. Yoder Esquire. Okay, here, let's listen to what he says. All right, guys, real quick. I just want to set the record straight on a couple of things with the Trump indictment. The whole thing is stemming from that alleged $130,000 Stormy Daniels was paid back in 2016. The first charge they're claiming he's going to get hit with is the falsification of business records based on some phony 50k a month retainer that he had Cohen on. And the purpose of that was to be able to get a benefit on his taxes, which again, 50 grand a month isn't really going to make a difference for Trump. It's
Starting point is 00:24:54 also based on Cohen's statements and Cohen has already lied to Congress. So that's going to be evidence that can be used to impeach Cohen's credibility. So that charge really carries no weight. Second charge, likewise, is claiming that the reason that Cohen paid her the $130,000 was because it was directly intended to benefit Trump's campaign. Now, first, they have to prove that this actually happened. Second of all, they would have to be able to prove the motive. And they just spent over seven years calling him a narcissistic asshole. So proving that he did it for his campaign as opposed to just his own reputation is going to be damn near impossible, especially with Cohen as a star witness. So keeping all that in mind, going back also to
Starting point is 00:25:34 the lawsuit that disgraced piece of shit lawyer Michael Avenetti filed, who I trolled a couple months ago, you can scroll back and find that. He filed a defamation action in New York, got his ass whooped because he didn't even allege defamation in the complaint. He cited protected opinion, First Amendment speech that Trump called some sketch a con job. And apparently that somehow rose the level of defamation. I don't know. It's protected opinion. It's pretty clear to me. That got thrown out. Stormy Daniels owed Trump 300 grand in attorney fees. Oh, that's the 300 grand that you were talking about. Who told me that? Was that Yanzida, Ms. Smith? Yeah, okay. I don't know who this guy is. This is just some guy, Yanzida,
Starting point is 00:26:12 I just found on Instagram who's explaining the Trump thing. The whole goal of this is to suppress people from contributing and donating to his campaign. That's the only way they're going to win. If people are afraid that they're donating to someone who may not be able to run, money is tight. They don't want to be loose with their funds. And the media is likely going to paint any large donors as facilitating or contributing to a criminal enterprise, even though it's absolute bullshit. So the whole thing is smoke
Starting point is 00:26:38 and mirrors again, not much to be worried about, but let them play their game okay so that's the trump thing i guess he thinks he's actually going to be arrested this is all they have on trump all the witch hunts yet nothing on joe and hunter i know crazy or the clintons i was fucking nuts i i have to guess i have to guess that uh uh some biden's are going to get arrested sooner or later. It's got to happen. I mean, it truly is the craziest shit. Metal Joe, my wife, who is pale face, is in a grad program at HBCU, Harvard Business something. Some of the other girls in the program who are El Negro openly state how they hate white people and blame everything on institutional racism. Yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:27:38 That school, Harvard Business, whatever, wherever the fuck you're at over there, if it is Harvard, is a complete shithole. You should see anyone with a degree from Harvard and just think that they is harvard is a complete shithole you should see anyone with a degree from harvard and just think that they're a fucking lecherous shithole there it is a complete it is a place you could learn just go on youtube and watch youtube videos on any subject you want you will be smarter than you are those who graduate from harvard it is a is a pathetic institution just call me yanni that could be a shirt too if anyone doesn't want to just take my word for it go look up stem cell research and fraud and type in harvard just and that'll get you started started it is a pathetic or look up anything about
Starting point is 00:28:18 critical race theory or look about the um the harvard professor who promotes the use of heroin it is fucking crazy town banana pants over there Look about the Harvard professor who promotes the use of heroin. It is fucking crazy town banana pants over there. Sean Lenderman, they are – yeah, God, you guys are getting more – you guys – I love how concise you're making this. So you – so they are indicting Trump because he didn't pay taxes on the hush money and it was written off as a business expense. Yeah. And then I think one more thing Yanni said is that he was then lied about it. And so they can up the they can up it. Elise Bowen, historically black colleges and universities.
Starting point is 00:29:00 I'm not sure what you're referencing. Great skin, my God. sure what you're referencing great skin my god i know i want to hear more about the epstein island stuff i mean not the details of what happened there so much but i just want to hear about who went there just like leak some of that shit out slowly oh oh gotcha i hbcu historically black call oh okay okay gotcha. I-H-B-C-U, historically black college. Oh, okay, okay. Gotcha, thank you. Okay, historically. Damn, these acronyms. Pathetic, I'm pathetic.
Starting point is 00:29:33 The heroin guy teaches at Columbia. It's a black dude, right, Matt? Are you sure? Are you sure? Don't make me look it up don't ruin my story either anyway so i i kind of like that that made i like that dude's analysis it's a strategy to um get him not to uh so people won't donate money to his shit. Oh, I should have the phone number up. What's going on here? I'm all by myself today. Hey, you guys have no idea how good Caleb is.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Is Jethro in here yet? It's Jethro's birthday. I just want to wish him a happy birthday. You know, I could call him. I have his phone number. I'm going to do that. Let me see. Oh,
Starting point is 00:30:33 oh shit. Athena's telling me how to use the remote. Oh God. Athena's killing it. Okay. I'll try that in a second. Let me, let me call Jethro on the podcast phone. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Got my contacts here. All contacts. Jethro. Hey, when this phone does this and you guys hear this, I'm not going to lie. This is why I know I'm a little kid at heart. I love this. I feel like I'm showing off when I do this. Listen.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Like when you guys hear that, I'm like, yeah, I'm big time. You guys hear my phone? Shit's real. Fucking a real podcast. I wonder if he has this phone in his, this phone number in his phone. Can I pretend like I'm. Hello, Jethro. This is Apu at the gas station at the 76 down the street.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. Jethro Cardona. Is not available. The mailbox is full and cannot. Everyone's mailbox is full. If you leave anyone a message these days, you're a jackass. Don't ever leave me a message. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I have 1,473 voicemails. I wonder what this one is. Hmm. Hmm. I wonder what this one is. All right. Okay. Jethro, happy birthday. Oh, this is going to be good. I'm here to be learned and schooled.
Starting point is 00:32:43 I don't know if I have that for you. It's worth noting, this is the 20th anniversary of the war in Iraq. You know, 5,000 to 6,000 American lives later, almost a million Iraqi lives later, and now we have an even more tight uniparty consensus around the need to go to war, this time in eastern Ukraine, to protect the Biden business
Starting point is 00:33:07 interests and the dying liberal deep state just had to make a call for it a million Iraqis a million Iraqis died in that war that's the estimate and I mean sadly
Starting point is 00:33:22 they're still dying from what from like those the bullets we left there and that have radiation on them shit like that or I mean there is some conflict still that's the point I mean it's not as nearly at the rate that you know
Starting point is 00:33:37 from let's say 2003 to 2009 but we still don't comprehend how many people died because we decided to invade Iraq on false pretenses. Let me ask you this about that Ukraine thing. Is it really all about, like is it all about like theiden sell hot dogs and that there's
Starting point is 00:34:06 a family in ukraine that sells hot dogs and so since he's president we're using our military might to fucking beat them down so the biden's hot dog company succeeds is it like that is it that cut and dry there's no other like i i don't know i don't want to say it's cut and dry but it it's well documented that there are at least 43 U.S. funded bio labs in the eastern part of Ukraine. Yeah, I did see that. Right. Forty three. Forty three U.S. funded bio labs. It is well documented that Hunter Biden went to work for Burisma, a Ukrainian company. company. And Burisma is now the recipient of U.S. funds because those funds don't just go to the U.S., the Ukrainian military, they go to the energy industry. And Burisma is profiting off of
Starting point is 00:34:54 that. It's six. And it's well documented, right, that they were going to open a case against Hunter Biden, the attorney general of the Ukraine. And then Joe Biden went over there and said, if you don't fire the attorney general, we're not going to give you the billion dollars of aid. We promise you he did that as vice president. Right. That's well documented, too. That's like video of that, right? Yes, it is. And President Trump, not coincidentally, was impeached over asking reasonable questions of that arrangement uh when he came into office god that's fucking crazy but but let's i mean even if you'd remove all of the biden necromancy and and and how gross that is what's that mean necromancy you fuck dead people yeah not not i mean basically are you trying to You fuck dead people? Yeah, I mean, basically.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Oh, you're trying to seduce dead people? That word necro means dead, right? Yes, but it's because they are, it's like the dead carcass of the Biden family business that's coming back to haunt us. Oh, yeah, I like it. You know some big words. Necromancy, the supposed practice of communicating with dead,
Starting point is 00:36:09 especially in order to predict the future. Sorcery or black magic in general. Wow. But even if you put all the Biden stuff aside, it is now Mitt Romney and Lindsey Graham, George Bush, Barack Obama, who are uniting to make the Ukrainian cause ours. It's scary.
Starting point is 00:36:33 I mean, we're on the precipice of another world war, and we think it's just about sending some bullets over there. All right, well, thank you. Yeah. I wish I had a joke to tell you. Thank you. Okay, bye. See ya.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Bye. Listen to Lex Friedman with the CIA guy, Ukraine issue, very well explained. I'll just have you, thank you, Melissa, but I'll just have you guys explain it to me. Thank you. Lex Friedman. He reminds me of Rod Serling. Probably most of you don't even know who Rod Serling is.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Rod Serling. Should I spell his name right? That's fucking crazy that i got that on the first zone of course you aren't even going to know who this dude is it's just fucking pathetic is this no not that um i typed that in and went to YouTube thinking I could get the intro. Let me see it. I'll just go to YouTube.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Highlight zone YouTube. I can only play you guys seven seconds of it at a time. Highlight zone YouTube. Twilight. That's right. Twilight Zone. Oh, intro. Twilight Zone intro. They even.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Okay, here we go. I wonder how many of you have never seen this. Where's Jethro? Jethro, bam, what'd I miss? It's your birthday. That's what you missed. Happy birthday, buddy. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:38:49 There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to jethro what's up happy birthday dude this is for you man it is a dimension as vast as space and as you guys remember this this shit was scary. Very scary. Timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow. You remember? Let me see if I can find a... Oh, he... Oh, you don't actually see him? Let's see here.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Imagination. It is an area which we call the twilight zone. I wonder if that'd fuck my kids up if I made them watch all those. Is that a good thing? If I had them watch those, they're not good. Oh, no. My... watch those are not good oh no my my list isn't updated what the fuck is going on here for my life calling oh no it's gotta be to be. Let me check what's going on here. See, I'm telling you, Caleb's amazing. Without Caleb, I'm fucking lost.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Switch back to my phone. Oh, no. no okay that's fine here we go oh pink I don't want to do pink again Seve don't do pink honest talk you'll never hear on TV Trump should we do Trump
Starting point is 00:40:39 I thought I had some good comedy oh this is good okay here we go this is fun you guys have been sending me some is good. Okay, here we go. This is fun. You guys have been sending me some great stuff. I appreciate it. Here we go. Probably the best one on this list?
Starting point is 00:41:01 No. Who's better than Donald Trump out of these people he was a revolutionary trying to free his people he made he made labor camps for gay people specifically yeah not great person but has trump done that he um uh imprisoned children separated families he he imprisoned children in separated families. He imprisoned children? Correct. Did he kill them? Some died, yes. From Donald Trump? That Donald Trump ordered them to be tortured and executed? No, it wasn't. That was Obama's policies.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Yeah, but he made them worse. He made them worse. People just love to hate the orange-haired guy. It's so crazy. They don't even know what the fuck they're talking about. Call her. Hi. Hey, this is Trish.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Hi, Trish. How are you? Good. Good to hear your voice finally. Yeah. You know, I've been trying to make a splash in the social media realm. You're fucking killing it. You, by the way, you sound You're fucking killing it. You,
Starting point is 00:42:05 by the way, you sound nothing like how I imagined. Yeah. I'm more Midwest. I try to put on a persona that I live in the trailer. And you're doing it. You're killing it. Sometimes I get confused.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Sometimes I think of you as more as like you used to be an educator. Like you used to be like a third grade teacher. Yeah. I did that also. I've done pretty much everything uh the comments say trish what the fuck this is not trish this is definitely uh clock calling in um trish don't jenna jessica valenzuela actually believes it is you and it's like don't ruin it trish like yeah she's she fully believes it's you uh jan clark the guy from europe uh doesn't think it's trish okay sorry i didn't mean to interrupt that was just some real time uh feedback uh how is everything how's ron ron swanson has been uh crying since we moved into
Starting point is 00:43:01 the trailer and uh he can't woodwork all the time oh was he making like what was he doing what was his uh expertise what kind of stuff was he making with wood mostly artisan chairs oh i could see that like with the fancy legs and shit and wardrobes uh he sewed like he made clothes no the thing that holds the clothes oh oh okay yeah um artisan chairs wow like i wonder could he make me something like something like in the back like on the top like where i where i sat on the top of the chair there were like boobs there like on either side of my head right and left yeah i think if you wanted to do that be there for a restaurant because then they make you want to leave because they're poking you in the back the whole time i
Starting point is 00:43:51 would have them on either side of my head and i would use it as my new podcast chair there'd be a breast on either side of me like this what do you think of my sign trish how and how much did you donate to it well that inspired me to call in because i think you should move it to the left side of you on the screen over your head's not covered enough oh well it's interesting you say that if i started take pushing it too far down that way because of the depth of field um it would get a little more blurry and i thought the only thing that really mattered was like the guy sitting I thought that's what I was kind of going for
Starting point is 00:44:28 the guy sitting and I'll tell you something but don't tell anyone okay it says Sevan podcast instead of the Sevan podcast and I guess they were tripping originally the sign was supposed to be bigger and they decided to make it
Starting point is 00:44:45 smaller. And when they made it smaller, this picture got bigger, but the, the though was lost to keep in the dimensions and they were tripping, but I actually like it that it says Sevan podcast and not the, and I actually like how big the logo is. This shit is high quality,
Starting point is 00:45:03 dude. It's nice. How much did you give to it? Because I'm trying to put an order of how much I'm making a list here of how much I like you guys in the order of how much money you guys donated to it. Jethro gave
Starting point is 00:45:17 85 cents. So he's kind of close to the bottom. Well, I'm not sure what Trish actually gave, but I gave zero dollars cause I forgot to do it in time. Wait, you're not Trish. You're not Trish. No, I'm calling in cause I want to know how the Usman fight went.
Starting point is 00:45:42 That was totally inappropriate to call in here and imposter the greatest person in the chat. I know, but I wish I was her. Oh, fair. Okay. Oh, and you can identify with whatever you want. And I want you to know that this show accepts everyone except for one kind of people. One kind of people. Oh, this is Dave Castro. Dave, what's up dude? Okay. Kick me off before Heidi gets mad. Okay. Love you. Bye. That guy was in bed next to Heidi. Heidi's like, Hey, listen,
Starting point is 00:46:14 if you want a piece of this ass again, you got to call Jesus. David, is there anyone who's ever called in where you're like, yeah, this dude's a shit. If I could teleport to anywhere instantaneously to any of you guys, I would teleport to where David is. I bet you David has cigarettes and is within 100 yards
Starting point is 00:46:35 of somewhere we could get a drink. No, please. Not the real Trish we can't i wouldn't be surprised i i think i do hang it i do i think i do hang it in um uh i do have it um over my bed i do i that's because i sleep in here i have a mattress down here i make my wife sleep in here with me hey what do you think. Hey, what do you think, Travis? What do you think about sevontology shirts? It's pretty narcissistic and self-serving.
Starting point is 00:47:11 And I love it. Sevontology. So I thought for sure you'd go to Jeffrey Birch to red pill his classes. I would like to hang with Jeffrey. The thing is, is David lives in fucking Portugal. And I could just see myself like wearing some sandals and just walking down the street with
Starting point is 00:47:29 him and just like shooting the shit looking at chicks and like smoking and drinking. So I kind of like that. A dusty street me and David. It'd be kind of cool. Just shooting the shit. I'd be stressed out. Oh, Marbella, Spain.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Whatever. Same shit to me. Did you move? I could have swore you in Portugal. I thought I knew shit about you. Am I wrong? Vindicate, don't listen. He used Azar X shit what what are you talking about the ad the life is rx stuff is good too i'm telling you those sweatshirts are good i'm
Starting point is 00:48:12 not just saying that because i make money off them i don't know when the last time those guys sent me a check at least travis sends me a check regularly i don't even think i was thinking you probably don't even have to you probably You can make whatever you want and sell it. Alan Kestenbaum, Seventology might be overkill. Oh, it's definitely overkill. It's way overkill. Devesh.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Devesh, where are you? How did something get delivered to you? Do you live in India? I always picture you living in India. I don't know. get delivered to you i just picture you do you live in india i always picture you living in india um all right let's move on that was too much time in the chat i lost myself in the chat uh 497 honest talk you'll never hear on tv and after i wrote that i was like i don't even watch tv how would i know how would i know if there's honest talk on tv or not i don't even watch tv so i take that back i have no idea if uh you would ever um you would ever hear this on tv okay so
Starting point is 00:49:18 this is a guy talking about uh thomas so well here we. No wonder so many on the left hate Thomas Sowell. Watch this video. Broadly speaking, he puts two different cultures of people with dark skin next to each other. And one culture is these people from the West Indies. And one culture is this group of people who grew up in the South with slavery and all that sort of stuff. Now, what one group, the West Indies group, does really well. The other group is the group that you find in ghettos and African-American communities and all that sort of stuff. The reason why Sowell has been telling this story is because he's been trying to say, you know, when liberals look at the people in ghettos, they say, ah, racism. That's why they're not succeeding. And Sowell is saying, no, it's not.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Because if you look at this group from the West Indies, they also came from the experience of slavery. There was slavery in the West Indies. They are also Black, so they also face racism. And yet they do well. So it has to be something else. And that other thing is the fact that these Black people who are in the South, there's always been a big question, were Black people robbed of their culture, or did they preserve their authentic African culture? And what Sowell is saying is that they were robbed of their culture, and so they picked up the culture of the people around them, and the people around them were rednecks. And if you look at the white redneck culture and
Starting point is 00:50:40 the Black redneck culture, they have a lot of the same values they don't particularly respect education they love jesus they use violence in their conflicts no wonder so many on that's crazy it's a fucking interesting analysis i've heard it said before but never like quite like at length like that i think that there's like a country music star black country music star who calls himself a redneck the black redneck but i didn't i never thought of it like that there was the transfer of culture mason mitchell i love redneck culture it's a trip uh then then why do rednecks not have as many um out of wedlock births as uh blacks i don't know if that's true is it they got mountain dew mouth i know that i saw that that shit's fucking crazy
Starting point is 00:51:39 and and maybe they're just slightly different iterations of the culture then why do rednecks not kill each other as much as a melanated people? Who did fuck me? I don't know if that's true either. I don't know if that's true. Jethro. Oh, I get $5 from you on your birthday.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Thanks for the birthday. Shout out. Savon and live chat. Love all of you. Yeah, dude. Happy birthday. Congrats.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Oh, Theo Vaughn. That's a, he's a redneck yeah Brandon Waddell they do have tons of out of wedlock births I mean I know a bunch of white dudes who have like three to five um ladies that they've had kids with, a bunch. I'm melanated. Personal responsibility is the key for people getting free instead of blaming others for outcomes.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Well, that's fucking for sure. Ask any immigrant that, right? And that's the interesting thing too. I got a lot of immigrants in my family and there's two of them. There's two kinds. I have immigrants in my family who came here and like, I'm going to work my ass off. And I have immigrants, a family who came here and was like, I'm going to milk the system. I'm going to try to figure out a way to get in the system and get that check. Facts. Anyway, those are the types of things that should be explored for everyone to hear whether it's
Starting point is 00:53:07 true or not those are the discussions you know that um vittori my cup runneth over yeah great line but what that's from what book is that from um there's these moments that I'm so proud to be part of the show. And yesterday when M and Maggie called and that we have two ladies who want to have a kid and I can explore the idea with them about taking dick instead of just like doing artificial insemination. You know, for some reason, I think if you were to bring that up in a, in a traditional politically correct situation, someone would be like, you fucking asshole. Do you not understand? You disrespect the fact that we're fucking lesbians.
Starting point is 00:53:51 How dare you? Didn't you understand? We don't want anything to do with Dick. Like it could have gone that way, but, but, but it, but it doesn't have to,
Starting point is 00:54:01 it can just be, it could be like, Hey, we just don't want Dick. Or they're like, Hey, we're open to it. What would that look like? Or one of the chicks like, Hey, I'm going to be jealous. Or yeah, just, it's't have to. It could be like, hey, we just don't want Dick. Or they're like, hey, we're open to it. What would that look like?
Starting point is 00:54:05 Or one of the chicks is like, hey, I'm going to be jealous. Or, yeah, it's just a conversation. And the fact that these conversations can be had, and I understand that there's a comedy and kind of crass and sexually provocative piece to it too. But, dude, at the end of the day, it's going to be a kid that's brought into this world and it needs to be talked about. Oh, look, Alan has unvaxxed swimmers.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Wow. All right. and it needs to be talked about. Oh, look, Alan has unvaxxed swimmers. Wow. All right. But it is those moments that we can talk about that on this show and it makes me proud to be part of the show.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Okay. At the end of the day, it's just a kid. Hey, dude. Lesbians should not have kids i thought we acknowledged dad's matter listen to me listen to this i would in a million years this isn't going to come out good but it's it's how i it's it's i i think this in a million years i would be rather be raised by two women than two men in a fucking a hundred out of a hundred times i can figure out the man shit on my own i do not want to be left alone with just men i do not i do not i need i need i needed my mom i had a great dad I need, I needed my mom. I had a great dad. I need, but I needed my mom and I'm don't get me wrong. I think,
Starting point is 00:55:29 I think having a dad's hugely important, but, uh, but, um, I'm not, I'm not a big fan of dudes. Like as I don't trust dudes, like not in a bad way that I don't trust guys. I just just I mean that stadium like they said the dudes can't come in our insurance more is for cars like we do weird shit like no chick ever gets caught fucking a cantaloupe
Starting point is 00:55:54 you know what I mean it's like there's not girls trying to come into the men's restroom I'm just oh no into the men's restroom. I'm just, uh, Oh no. Oh no. My dad was bragging to me yesterday that the fifth five COVID shops helped them not die from COVID.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Wow. Yeah. I don't like dudes, but I love the dick. Whatever. Shut your face. You fucking live in Spain, dude. Do you guys know about this UFC fighter?
Starting point is 00:56:38 Do you guys know about this UFC fighter? Let me see if I can find the link to it. Placenta. I'll just type it in here. Shit shit my notes are all jacked up um ufc bisexual i think it's jeff molina a ufc fighter jeff molina comes out as bisexual i guess the advocate i guess a video this guy's three and oh in the ufc and um i guess a video leaked um i think i've seen him fight generally a 25 year old ufc fighter came out on friday's bisexual he made the announcement after a leak of him and another man being intimate was leaked on social media.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Intimate. The videos of him sucking this dude off. Yeah. Do you even have to come out anymore? Yeah, it's a good point. Does anyone give a crap? I don't know. UFC's already borderline the gayest sport that ever existed, right?
Starting point is 00:57:44 It's dudes in these tight fucking booty shorts with these insane, obviously pathological bodies. I mean, I bet you half the dudes who compete in the CrossFit Games fucking fantasize about other dudes, if you want me just to be frank. It's riddled with eating disorders and hypersexuality. I mean, let's face it. I mean, everyone, how could it not be? These guys are testosterone-filled, and their bodies are free. And I mean, let's face it. I mean, everyone, how could it not be? These guys are testosterone filled
Starting point is 00:58:06 and their bodies are free. They're freakazoids. But I'm not talking about your average affiliate goer. I'm not talking about like just regular, just schleps like me. I'm talking about people more that look like Hiller, right? Andrew. Anyway, maybe Melina lost a bet anyway this dude was was a video got released of him um
Starting point is 00:58:31 sucking dick it's funny how they're gonna say in sexual positions because it kind of ruins my my bit i want to do on this it's got he was caught with a dick in his mouth and there's a video of it and i was telling one of my friends i was like yeah this ufc fighters come out as bi and my buddy's like hey he's not bi i'm like what do you mean he goes if you're bought the guy the guy who's getting the blow job is bi. The guy who's sucking the dick is gay. And I was like, oh. I could kind of get my head wrapped around that a little bit. If you're a dude and you're bi, you're gay.
Starting point is 00:59:14 I don't know, Trish, but what about the distinction of who's got their balls on the chin? What if you're getting a blowjob from a guy, but you're flipping through a Playboy magazine? Anyway, I thought it was quite interesting. What if I can blow myself? Don't hurt your back. Is there, there's only one way you can do that, right?
Starting point is 00:59:52 That's only, there's a singular position. I'm so bummed. I had a whole thing of comedy and it's not even in here. Man, it really bums me out really bums me out did I show this already here let's try this
Starting point is 01:00:17 I don't know if I showed this already I guess someone will tell me within two seconds do you guys recognize this lady anyone I guess someone will tell me within two seconds. Do you guys recognize this lady? Anyone? But even if your dick is big enough, Jay, you can only get in one position. Like no one, you got to be on your back, I'm guessing. I need to work on my flexibility to do that again.
Starting point is 01:00:49 Okay, here we go. That's what I mean. That's why, there you go, Liz, or whoever it was. That's why men can't adopt kids. You just got it. That's right there. This is it. You're seeing it in real time.
Starting point is 01:01:04 No, you can do it standing up. Wow sitting in a chair wow god i'm so glad i'm 50 and this is just being introduced to me because those the possibility that is long gone wow okay here we go. Oh, shit. I forgot the audio. Have we shown this? Anyone seen this? Most women I know, they look at sex differently.
Starting point is 01:01:35 Most women I know, they look at sex like buying a car. You're like, can I see myself in this long term? Is it safe? Is it reliable? Could it kill me? Most guys I know, they look at sex like parking in the car we're like there's a spot there's another spot oh I have to pay nevermind handicapped hope no one sees this oh we did play this damn it and i remember then i looked through her instagram son of a bitch
Starting point is 01:02:12 i'm so sorry my notes are so fucked up today i don't know what's going on it pains me because i stay up so late trying to get this shit organized oh there's so many in here that we've already done. Plastic snow, we did that already. What is going on here? Oh, my God. All my noble bashing is still in here. Oh, this is killing me.
Starting point is 01:02:59 Let's see. Please, please, please. Okay, here we go. Why didn't anyone tell me that that was an old one? You guys are just being nice. Why wasn't anyone like, hey, we've seen that? Here we go. Okay, ready?
Starting point is 01:03:21 Action. Because I wish someone had told me this. If you get automatically defensive or triggered by something, you need to investigate that trigger. Your triggers literally highlight what inside of you needs healing or exploration. I'm going to tell you this because I wish someone had told me this. If you get automatically defensive or triggered by something, you need to investigate that trigger.
Starting point is 01:03:41 Your triggers literally highlight what inside of you needs healing or exploration. I'm going to tell you. What's crazy is I look at this lady and I see what she's done to herself with her haircut and her nose ring and just the way she builds her persona. And I'm like, I wouldn't think she would know that. Like my judgment of her is totally off. is totally off. It's totally off. Response videos. I thought you had to have two videos up there for a response video. I'm the one doing the response video, right?
Starting point is 01:04:13 I'm the one watching it and I'm responding to it. Is that the part you hate? I think that chick looks like a therapist. Yeah. I agree. Send this to Spiegel and sporty beth hey we've seen that all right i'm focused i'm extremely focused just something happened you know what it is is i have my notes open in so many different computers in my phone and i don't think it got updated somewhere and and and i'm what i'm really doing right now is i'm hiding some deep inner pain because i had
Starting point is 01:04:49 a fucking great show set up today and my first like 20 things are fucking missing and it's like inside i kind of want to cry a little bit you know that feeling you know that feeling huh you know that feeling now i'm just gonna randomly pick shit now you got me pissed off by saying i look like i'm not focused look at here's our buddy andrew tate i don't use a lot of andrew tate stuff my name is emory andrew tate my father was emory andrew tate also i'm named after him and i was built to live in his image i understood a a lot of basic tenants and a lot of basic things about the world for a very long time. I understood that physicality is important. It's the bottom line. It's the final decider. It's actually kind of interesting that a lot of
Starting point is 01:05:33 these tech guys and tech people, they pretend physicality doesn't matter and they make all this money and they own Facebook and Amazon and whatever. But eventually they end up doing MMA like Zuckerberg or taking testosterone replacement like Jeff Bezos. It gets to a point where you finally must accept the reality that your physicality and your mentality as a man are linked. And you cannot be happy and strong in your mind if you are weak in your body. You need to have a strong body to have a strong mind as a man. There's no way to escape it. And that's one of the reasons why I preach so much about training, learning to fight, getting to get bigger get stronger you will fix your mind if you fix your body you should be as strong as you
Starting point is 01:06:09 possibly can my name is emery dude i i i fucking hate to say this i agree with this 100 fucking percent i think 99 of my happiness comes from the fact that I can fucking, I'm happy to get up and walk and I'm so excited to get up and be in my body every single fucking day. Rest in peace. Top G really? He's toast. Really? Yeah,
Starting point is 01:06:38 I agree. I sometimes I can't stand a lot of the background music either. I hate all the conspiracy, that one that all the conspiracy theory people use. This guy is a dumb ass i don't know i'm liking i'm liking that shit i like it i like it i don't know i'm trying to think of all all the people i know that are kind of like seem like they're not as happy as me or like weaker than me they're just kind of like in every way and all the people i know that are happy are kind of strong and like they're they're movers maybe it's because i hang out with a lot of movers but those pathetic like every time i go into a starbucks i'm the fittest person in
Starting point is 01:07:19 there and i'm by far the happiest person in there too. I can just tell. Call her hi. Not hi. Tell me I'm lying. Tell me I'm wrong. I'm open to it, but I don't think I am. Same thing when I go into the supermarket. I'm like, am I the only person in here awake and happy? And like arrested. Wow.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Arrested, denied bail, many times diagnosed with cancer in jail. Are you fucking kidding me? Is that true? Asevan, will you start making really bad inspirational videos of you saying surface-level philosophical shit? I don't know. i don't plan on it what i mean in in these videos you are sharing a performative and virtue signal what i meant in these videos you are sharing are performative and virtue signaling oh you mean like that lady's sending it like saying that she knows that shit i don't i don't
Starting point is 01:08:24 know i just take it as a good that shit i don't i don't know i just take it as a good reminder like hey don't be triggered by shit i haven't seen any of the abusing women stuff people keep telling about that i haven't i haven't seen any of that uh six i do six six hours seven I try I if I look at the clock and it's 11 o'clock I fucking I'll stop whatever I'm doing and just walk to my bed and lay down that's it I'll just turn
Starting point is 01:08:55 myself off like I'm done but I but but I tell myself I need to be in bed by nine but I never do because I I'm trying to get through all my DMs I haven't got through all my DMs in like months and it's to be honest it's driving me crazy. I take it as a personal challenge. Caller, hi.
Starting point is 01:09:10 Hi. Hi. First time caller. How's it going? I'm great. Great to hear your voice, finally. Good. I have two things that I want to talk about.
Starting point is 01:09:19 Well, I would like your opinion on. Okay. One is in iceland they have essentially eradicated down syndrome is their claim oh yeah i saw that i saw that yeah they're killing all the babies they're killing all the babies right yeah they're killing all the babies that are diagnosed with down syndrome in the womb yeah and i guess i find it a really interesting topic because there are so many um obviously prominent crossfit icelandic women um if you would ever i guess be willing to approach that topic with them should you have the opportunity to? You're probably not going to like my answer to this.
Starting point is 01:10:06 Yeah. Yeah. A couple of things. Maybe I don't even have an answer, but my perspective. I used to work in a home for disabled adults for five years. I didn't just work there. I lived there. And I lived on the driveway in a car.
Starting point is 01:10:20 And I started there working there at $7 an hour. And when I left there five years into it, I was running the place with 20 employees and it was, there were eight clients who lived there and they were all adults and I was very close to them. And I made an award-winning movie called our house. That's on YouTube that anyone can watch about my stay there. And the people there had, there were two people there with down syndrome, two adults there. And then the rest were just other shit like William syndrome, alcohol, fetal alcohol fetal syndrome uh autism just all that shit cerebral palsy all just some fucked up shit and all of them had had crazy lives but they were adults and they were kind of like my family i lived there with them
Starting point is 01:10:58 for five years anyway that's a really really really tough life being mentally disabled like really fucking tough because they figure out that they're mentally disabled and they figure out that they're different now by no means am i suggesting uh euthanized mentally disabled people i just want to acknowledge that it is a very very hard life especially when they get the self-awareness that they'll never get the bone that's what it all comes down to at the end of the day they want intimacy with someone who's not retarded all eight of them that was that was the the theme and it was brutal it was brutal you couldn't fix that so you couldn't help them with that so on that hand but on the other hand i also know people who who i know at least two couples who the doctors told them they had a retarded kid
Starting point is 01:11:46 in there and they had the kid anyway and the kid wasn't retarded that's some fucked up that's the part that's that part really kind of fucks me how many of those kids are they are they are they aborting that don't have down syndrome and then the third thing is is those fucking guys are in i don't i don't i just know that the earth is round because they tell me it's round. I just know vaccines work because they tell me vaccines work. And I just know fucking your sister is you're not supposed to do it because they tell you not to do it. But the not fucking your sister part is like, I'm not, I've never been attracted to my sister, right? Like somehow it's built into me not to want to fuck my family members. I don't know. It's not
Starting point is 01:12:24 just I'm social. There's something biological. But these people on this island are fucking each other in a really tight gene pool. So those are the three things I think about. I don't know if I have an answer. Yeah. But those are some pretty weird things. What?
Starting point is 01:12:42 Doctors are wrong. A lot of times. Yeah, all the time yeah all the fucking time and i just um who are we to put the value on someone else's life just because of their you know mental capacity right right right right right they're no less of a person just because they have an extra chromosome. Anyways, I just thought it was super interesting. What do you think?
Starting point is 01:13:09 Do you have kids? I have four children. Yes, I have an eight-year-old, a five-year-old, and my twins will be two coming up here in a couple weeks. Wow, congratulations. Thank you. And it's been on my heart actually to adopt a fifth child with down syndrome that's something that i've wanted to do for the last four or five years um and i feel like it's
Starting point is 01:13:32 it's just kind of coming to light that there are i want to say something crazy to you i'm going to say something crazy to you you're not going to like it don't don't do that to your kids man don't do that to your kids yeah i'm just saying and if you're gonna be like are you kidding me it's gonna be a great learning experience they're gonna learn how to give and be selfless and it's gonna make them more rounded let me just argue this just just cuz because maybe it's the reason why fucking i can't find jesus because i say shit like this those kids are going to mirror shit around them and they need you and disabled people are a fucking shit ton of work and i know that there's people disabled
Starting point is 01:14:18 kids will be like they're not disabled they have they're magical and they have gifts and they're psychic but fuck dude i'm telling you a kid is not going to want a down syndrome child interfering it's going to be it's it's going to definitely fuck i would guarantee i i can't guarantee at least one of your kids that will it's gonna it's gonna really give them a really fucked up challenge that that may be insurmountable in terms of the affection they're going to see you give that kid. It's going to it's going to. Sorry, this is kind of this got crazy. That's OK. Yeah, we're going to we're going to get you to find Jesus.
Starting point is 01:14:54 OK, like like just remember, I worked with these people for five years every single day, 24 hours a day. Yeah. And they are they are a. I was going to use the word disruptive um uh i want to try to use something less harsh they're different they're different breed they they beat to a different um yeah they're just the way they function is so different they're a fucking they require a shitload of work it's it's i mean people ever say it's it's god's work it is it was those five years were the fucking hardest thing i ever did and i was fucking good at it i was filled with love but um man uh we can we can agree to disagree yeah okay good all right good all right good i'm sorry and i
Starting point is 01:15:43 don't mean to fuck your plans up. I just wanted to give you some, no, that's okay. Hey, it's, it's not for the weary. It's something that's been on my heart for a long time. And one person's opinion isn't going to change that, but I definitely appreciate the feedback. Um, and I had one of the things, let me just say this really quick, by the way, Jody Lynn says, come on, Seve plenty of families are enjoying family life with down syndrome siblings. Give me a break. Fair enough.
Starting point is 01:16:05 Okay. Yeah. I mean, I think that there's definitely beauty and value in every human life. And I really did enjoy your episode with Seth a couple of weeks ago. I thought that was really interesting. And I was actually really proud of you for bringing someone like that on your podcast.
Starting point is 01:16:21 So thank you for that. Who was it? Seth Gruber. Oh, he's a beast I love him he is awesome I love him I love him and then the other thing that I wanted to talk with you about real quick I don't want to take up too much time um there is a family that I just came across on YouTube they have I think four kids um and their son who is now their trans daughter. I think maybe he's like six or seven years old has now transitioned from a
Starting point is 01:16:51 boy. His name is Eduardo to a girl. So his name is now Edie and they're documenting this is in London. They're documenting like his or her, their, whatever, first trip to a gender identity clinic. And it is the most messed up thing I have ever seen in my entire life. You need to see it. I sent the link in the comments if you can find it, but would definitely love your feedback on that as well.
Starting point is 01:17:21 The UK, they are messed. I mean, we're messed up over here in America, but they are way messed up over there. listen people those you especially with boys leave them fucking alone we're we we're fucking torpedoes of hormones we have to be kept busy yesterday you know this with four kids yesterday um after the the podcast did with the CrossFit Games, I went in the house. My kids are fucking going bonkers, bouncing off the walls, literally. I just take them into the garage. I say, boys, listen up, guys. They look at me.
Starting point is 01:17:55 They're freaking out. They're bouncing off the walls. They're on the pull-up bars. They're punching stuff. They're stomping their feet on the ground. I mean, literally, they're just vibrating out of control. I'm completely overwhelmed i set the fucking rogue interval timer two minutes on and i just have them start running on the treadmill and this calm and peace comes over them and they just run and i do that
Starting point is 01:18:16 for fucking 20 minutes so i can get my head on straight and in between each lap they're resting and they're smiling and they're chill and we're like we're getting some semblance of organization like that if you before but before you take your kid to have his penis cut off because he said he wants to be a girl have you tried have you trained him to do a marathon have you given him any tools of anything to accept himself to achieve an identity that makes him special? Have you taken him to jujitsu five days a week and let him get his gray belt after two years? You're building his identity in something he hasn't even earned
Starting point is 01:18:54 that he gets from a fucking surgeon? He's lazy fucks. The fact that these parents can document this quote-unquote journey of this extreme minor. I mean, he can't be more than seven years old on the Internet for tens of thousands of people to see should be child abuse in the same way that my neighbor up the street. They have a six year old son who weighs one hundred and sixty five pounds. That should also be child abuse. There is, yes, there is people, there should definitely be prerequisites for becoming a parent.
Starting point is 01:19:35 Emoms are the answer. Emoms are the answer. Okay. That's all I got. Have a great day. Thank you. Hey, did you start crying? Did you start crying? Um, no, I didn't start crying. I was a little nervous. So my voice is kind of quivering at first because I've been listening for a long, long time and I've never called. I never really listened live. So I was just a little nervous, but I feel better now. Okay. Love you. Bye. Thanks for calling. Uh, Yanni,
Starting point is 01:19:58 I'm so glad my mom didn't take me to become a mermaid when I was so badly to become when I was, I'm so glad my mom didn't take me to become a mermaid when I so badly wanted to become one. You'd be a hot fucking mermaid. Your little fishtail. You couldn't run away from me. Come back here.
Starting point is 01:20:19 Uh, my husband started jujitsu Saturday and came home with with a bloody lip i'm excited he's getting beat up that's what i mean that shit is all gay us boys love that we love it fighting is gay all that is just dudes all that stuff is just gay shit guns and fighting and all that hyper masculinity shit it's like the. They're so fucking do-gooders that they turn into Nazis and they're willing to stack bodies like cordwood in order to do good. They're fucking nuts. They can't think straight.
Starting point is 01:20:56 That's what it's like being a dude. You're so masculine that you just want another dude's dick in your mouth. That's why it was nice that I was raised by girls. I didn't, I'm not, I'm not too masculine, dude. How is fighting gay?
Starting point is 01:21:12 I'm good. These guys are in the fucking 69 and they love other dudes. There's a, a very tight, there's a very close relationship between the, that energy that men put out on each other and that energy that they put out on women that love energy they're like butted up against each other and some of it can fucking get yeah some of it can get uh
Starting point is 01:21:37 some of it can pass like they could i'll work on my explanation i'll wear uh yeah steven that's what you have to do you have to roll just to to shake off some of the gain as you got to roll with heidi every once in a while yes he look at douglas you're a good dude douglas bubble trousers i rolled 5am with my boy for an hour this morning like you're like your homeboy or your son yeah it's just it's just so much testosterone all alpha dudes yeah just i'm just letting you know just look just look around for a little bit they don't no one wants to talk about it spoken like someone who doesn't do jiu-jitsu yeah thank you that's me i'm afraid if i start doing jiu-jitsu, I'll fall out of the closet. I roll around with my kids for fucking 40 minutes a day, 50 minutes a day doing training with them.
Starting point is 01:22:30 They show me shit. And every time, something's fucking fucked up with me afterwards. You know what Avi showed me the other day? You're going to love this, Heidi. I was trying to get him in a rear naked choke. And he had his chin down. And I had more than my hooks in. What's choke and he had his chin down and I, and I hadn't, I had my more than my hooks in.
Starting point is 01:22:49 What's that called when you have your hooks in and then you actually have your leg locked like that. And anyway, and I couldn't get my, I couldn't get my, I couldn't get under his chin. And he's like, look, if you can't get under my chin, you take your forearm and you mash it up against the dude's nose and he won't like that. And he'll lift his neck up and then you dig under i was like oh all right ryan my sister started showing bipolar asperger's around 11 years old and completely changed the dynamic of our family yes that was a body triangle, yes. That's a very gentle, that was a very gentle way of saying it. Yes.
Starting point is 01:23:29 Yes. Get her in the pool, dude. Get her exercising. I know you know that, but get her exercising. Hal Roberts, you won't get injured if you're wearing long johns while rolling. Asshole. uh how roberts you won't get injured if you're wearing long johns while rolling asshole uh zach jones the hypothalamus controls your aggression and sex drive so from brain perspective they both come from the same place thank you see i don't even i don't even know stuff like that but
Starting point is 01:24:00 i just know uh trish with the adopting a down syndrome child is not adopting a puppy i hate to i hate to jerk us all off but um this is why i love this show what a crazy um what a crazy thing to explore with someone who has let us explore with her i like the caller's voice too i could send i could i could sniff mama on her she was a mama okay here we go this is a a new york city biker this is like totally normal for this is totally normal for big liberal towns by the way any of us who've lived in towns have had a dozen of these um especially those of us who are walkers, have had a dozen of these interactions. They're crazy.
Starting point is 01:24:47 This is a guy. He's walking his dog and a lady on a bike's yelling at him. And he's just trying to get away. This is fucking great. What the hell is your problem? You're not even apologizing. I know. You're a pedestrian.
Starting point is 01:25:02 You get to do whatever you want. You really make me laugh. He's telling her you're right. You're right. It's just some guy trying to get away. Hey, at this point, this lady deserves to be just kicked in the chest yeah she's had a bad day russ god russ you're a good dude No, I'm not doing anything wrong right now. I'm just telling you to get your dog out of the way. There's something wrong with that. No, it's not.
Starting point is 01:25:49 What's wrong with it? What's wrong with my right to have a baby? What's wrong with my right to have a baby? No, not disagree. You broke the law. I don't care what you think. Do you understand what I'm saying? It means nothing to me. He said, I don't care what you think.
Starting point is 01:26:08 It means nothing to me. Just go on with your day and I'll go on with mine. That's what he tells her. it's my day you're right he's just all around the block he's on a different block he's she's telling him he has to go around the block and can use a different block uh kenneth de lapp i don't know if she deserves a kick in the chest maybe she had a brian friend experience and walked in on her lover with someone else early in the day. Listen, listen, I hear you. I totally hear you. You and fucking do-gooder, what's his name? Stevens, Russ, Russ Stevens.
Starting point is 01:26:52 Oh, Russ says I still punched her in the face. Listen, I agree. I heard that when Chuck Liddell, the UFC fighter, walked in on his girlfriend getting railed by another guy, John Hackleman, his coach, told me this story. Chuck Liddell came home from training and his chick was getting railed by a dude. And Chuck supposedly looked at them fucking and goes, when you're done, make me breakfast.
Starting point is 01:27:19 I'll be in the kitchen waiting. And that is it. He's in control. He's in control he's in control so this bitch i mean i don't know what she saw but she is not in control uh douglas bubble trouser i love this dude she has no control over anything else in her life sir she has to yell a dude yeah bikers are crazy i when i was a bike when i was on a bike i'd be a little crazy too. Oh, I live on this block. God. God.
Starting point is 01:28:11 Those situations are kind of fun though, because they're, they're challenging. Right. Is that true? I mean, a Hackleman told me that John Hackleman told me that the guy who owns the pit, if you're talking about the Chuck Liddell story. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:23 Yeah. It is kind of, it is an alpha move, right? I know it's weird. I think it's alpha move too. What if you just climbed up on the bed and started peeing on both of them? Like a dog. Anyway.
Starting point is 01:28:44 Those situations are always fun. I like it she says she you're not even apologizing that's like what like with my four-year-old kids say oh my goodness i found so much good shit yesterday that i can't find and i saw what you said vittori or victor don't be a pussy or you said don't cry fuck you and thank you for your money okay here we go it's weird charlie kirk stamps all of his shit this is a dude um this is like uh char Charlie saying that this is man shit. I kind of agree.
Starting point is 01:29:32 I wonder if you guys are thinking the same thing I'm thinking the whole time. That where he's holding on to that window, if the window closes, it's going to smash his fingers. But there's a kid who somehow climbed out on this ledge and this guy's gone down a floor to save the kid. Someone's filming it from down below. Dude, this is fucking crazy. He's pulling on the kid. Oh, my fucking Lord. It gives you faith in humanity, right?
Starting point is 01:30:23 Pulls the kid out of a window from the floor above catches him with one hand and then climbs back in the window oh what was oh that person down below like had a bag to catch the kid or something wow wow oh this is a great line by trish uh i would do that imagine showing that uh to everyone you met in the bar for the rest of your life yeah that'd be awesome i mean i do it for altruistic reasons too but i like your reason. Man. Look at that. And then look down below.
Starting point is 01:31:11 I don't know what I'm going to pause it right here so we can see what's down there, but down below there's someone down there, like getting ready to catch the kid, like on an awning. Here we go. Here we go. Lower, lower.
Starting point is 01:31:23 Oh, I couldn't pause it. I screwed that screwed that up anyway that's pretty high up man i'd be sitting there right before right before i went if i saw that you know the first thought my mind would be fuck i should I should have got on California hormones. Should have went to CAHormones.com, typed in the fucking code word Sevan. I should have got on the hormones. That's what I actually thought. And then I would have got out there and saved the kid's life.
Starting point is 01:31:59 But think how much more confident Andrew Hiller would be doing that than me. That'd be like nothing for Andrew. Or Philip Kelly. Or Gary Roberts or Kat Shear. Yes. CA hormones is TRT. Yes, I think.
Starting point is 01:32:20 Yeah. Oh my goodness. Finally. Thank you. Why are you wearing safety glasses someone i'm going through my whole arsenal of glasses you're the first person who's uh noticed i'm um i just have so many pairs of glasses prescription glasses and these are just some of the i got these ones i got these in portland for like 99 cents and then had these fancy lenses put in them.
Starting point is 01:32:47 You're too short. Oh, you mean to do that? I don't know. Maybe being small would help. Maybe. Yeah, you'd say, oh, you mean if I was hanging out the window, you'd save me? Oh, Philip, I could save the kid and you could be just out of frame in the window down below to catch both of us if i fuck up but then the cameraman can frame you out so it looks like i'm like excuse me handling handling my business anyway uh feel free anyone oh this you guys are gonna hate this some of you uh feel free to send me any videos where you see women doing that
Starting point is 01:33:22 um climbing out a window to save a child that's just some man propaganda feel free to send me any videos where you see women doing that. Climbing out a window to save a child. That's just some man propaganda. 389 penis versus vagina. Oh, oh, this is, this is,
Starting point is 01:33:39 uh, Ooh, here we go. This is for my European constituents. All three of you from Europe who listen, this is for you. Americans, now's the time to take a break and step away from your computer. Okay. Joe Rogan talks about circumcision. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:34:00 Oh, no. Saved by the bell. Call her. Hi. Hello, Savan. How are bell. Caller, hi. Hello, Sven. How are you today? I'm good. How are you?
Starting point is 01:34:11 Oh, glad to hear that. I'm fine. Thank you. This is Angelo again, calling from Bolivia. Oh, Bolivia. Hi. I was going to say you sound Canadian, but I wasn't even close. No, no.
Starting point is 01:34:21 Canadian but I wasn't even close no no so then I believe last month I talked to you and I told you that you should watch Calcio the Italian Calcio
Starting point is 01:34:37 where they play football and they fight each other Calcio historical did you send that to me in, um, on Instagram? Uh, yes, I believe I did. Oh,
Starting point is 01:34:50 I don't think I, I don't, I don't remember if I watched it. I don't, it's not a ringing. I remember seeing something about it, but I don't know if I watched it. Oh,
Starting point is 01:34:59 you should. It's a Netflix. Oh, tell me it's on Netflix. What's the, what's the name of it again? Home game. Home game. It's one me it's on Netflix. What's, what's the name of it again? Home game. Home game.
Starting point is 01:35:07 It's one of the chapters. Yes. Home game. Okay. Hey, what was your name again from Bolivia? What was your name? Angelo. Angelo. That's right. Angelo. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I was wondering, um, I was watching the show last night for quarterfinals and I was wondering, man, it will be wonderful to have James Newbery on your show. Yeah, I've never had him on the show. You know that? I don't even know if I've ever met him.
Starting point is 01:35:37 I mean, I've been in the same room with him, but I don't know if I've ever like I feel like I know him, but I don't I actually don't know him. What do you like about him? Why do you think I should have him on the show? Well, first thing, I'm a vegetarian myself. Okay. And he's vegan. Okay. He's vegan.
Starting point is 01:35:56 And I have been watching his Instagram posts and that kind of shit. And he's fucking amazing. He does Ultraman. Now he's fucking amazing. He, he does Ultraman. Now he's in third place in Oceania. Yeah. Yeah. He on his, uh,
Starting point is 01:36:13 social media, he's only doing one hour of CrossFit and, uh, 10 K training or running. What's his Instagram. I'm trying to look for it. I'm looking at, I look up James
Starting point is 01:36:25 O'Keefe, James Hobart, James Sprague, James Townsend. James Newberry? I see him. I found him. He's fucking amazing, man. I don't know if he passed
Starting point is 01:36:41 his prime, but man, to get third in Ocean, I know that Roy Dawn isn't competing. Khan is out of the picture. I get it. But come on, man. One hour of CrossFit and running as a vegan. Okay, I just invited him.
Starting point is 01:37:02 Yeah, you should. I think it will be a great podcast. I follow him and I wrote, James, I would love to have you on my podcast. How's that? Wonderful. That was easy. Here we go. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:18 You should tell him that people from Bolivia is asking for him to be on the show. Perfect. Oh, did you see that? See, so, so people who have my, like Philip Kelly has my personal phone number, but when he texts me stuff, sorry, this is off subject to Angelo. Um, when, when he texts me stuff, it's not stuff related to the show necessarily. He texts me stuff like, like personal stuff, but then like stuff about the show, he keeps in my DMS. He understands the protocol. Call him now. Who James Newberry.
Starting point is 01:37:50 Okay. I could try to do that. Should I try to call James now? I don't know. Why not? How do I, uh, you think if I just you think if I just clicked it I forget how this works I'll do the I allow Instagram to use your camera
Starting point is 01:38:17 okay allow camera microphone access okay oh shit that's the wrong camera hmm microphone access okay oh shit that's the wrong camera hmm let me see if i can oh webcam uh which uh what uh studio display camera how about this one uh who's that no that's not okay i guess i can try this one done what about what about microphone do i have to choose a microphone um oh roadcaster pro okay shit oh maybe i can use oh cam link i'll use the same camera that the show uses how about that
Starting point is 01:39:00 fucking a done okay here we go I'm kind of scared okay yeah oh it just went straight to no answer thank god here I'll try one more time here we go can you guys hear it ringing no I don't
Starting point is 01:39:31 watch this let's just test this while we're here oh I probably shouldn't show Phillip Kelly what I DM with him but let me see if I can call Philip Kelly. Hey, can,
Starting point is 01:39:57 can everyone, I wonder if I can change windows. What? Uh, can you hear me, Philip? Can you guys hear him? can you guys hear him can you guys hear philip philip can you hear me i do hear you yeah i can hear you guys yes i do hear you oh my god this is
Starting point is 01:40:16 amazing philip what do you just stand around waiting looking good waiting for me to call your whole life look at you i mean you're like look like like how come you always look exactly the same uh because i usually just wear black everything and then um i don't know i was i was watching the podcast on my ipad and saw that you were trying to call me so i ran and grabbed my phone fucking crazy so i have angelo on from bolivia oh no he hung up and philip ke Kelly from fucking California. All right. Well, thank you for letting me test this out.
Starting point is 01:40:50 Yep. I'm about to break my fast here in a minute. Oh, I know. I fasted yesterday, too. Yeah, I can't wait. What are you going to eat? Some eggs. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 01:40:59 I'm going to go inside. My wife's going to have old eggs on the stove, and I'm going to eat them. Yeah, I'm going to do eggs and some fruit. Awesome. Yep. Well, good seeing you. All right, have a good day. Okay, bye.
Starting point is 01:41:13 Well, there you go. Shit. You don't answer when I call you. You mean on my Instagram? No, I think I've only seen a couple people ever try to call me. I always assume it's on accident. Raw interviews will be the best. You mean like if James actually answered and we just did the interview like that,
Starting point is 01:41:37 that would be fucking nuts. Seriously, I would not look that good if you called me right now. I know, Philip looked great. uh seriously i would not look that good if you called me right now i know phil looked great you black then you can't you you go black then you can't go back uh i think it's a little said a little differently than that once you go black once you go back you don't go back something it's supposed to sound cooler than that all right where was i um oh uh joe rogan penis versus vagina shit i have too many windows open i lost that window let me see oh there it is okay well that was cool thank
Starting point is 01:42:16 you jody look at you guys just directing me from the fucking comments giving me fucking some confidence you guys got my back in case something goes weird uh look at uh rick rubin interview with joe rogan about a about a about a about ass all right here we go. Brace yourself. But me and my wife got in an argument about this shit. She goes, if we had a kid and he was a boy, I would want him to be circumcised. I go, why? She goes, because uncut dicks are disgusting.
Starting point is 01:42:56 That hurts. That hurts. I'm like, how many have you seen? Fair question. Fair. It was so confident. It wasn't like. I you con porter is uh uncircumcised just so you know all the ladies out there i'm willing to bet a thousand dollars she saw two that weren't that pretty but she was holding out hope for a cute one it was like no i'm fucking seeing them no no no i'm just picturing a river of sleepy, uncut dicks in her past.
Starting point is 01:43:26 What are you saying? I'm like, that's ridiculous. The way it looks really, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It looks gross. It's all this extra skin. Like, do you even know what a vagina looks like? Are you serious here? Have you ever been sober and squat down in front of a mirror and take a good assessment of what the fuck you're packing? Because let me tell you something, the extra skin might be the best looking part of that contraption. All right? Because if you pull that apart, you got the predator's mouth, all right?
Starting point is 01:44:04 And you're really giving me a hard time for some extra dick skin. How dare you? How dare you be so minimally committed to this passionate relationship? I lick your asshole and you're here complaining about the looks of certain dicks. How rude. That's definitely some sexist, crazy man shit. Yon said something in here that I got to see. Did I just read a comment that he was circumcised when he was 35?
Starting point is 01:44:35 Holy shit, I'd love to hear that story. I would love to hear that story. Were you circumcised on purpose or on accident? Oh, come on, Casey. That was great, wasn't it? You pull the lips apart and it's a fucking predator? I don't know. I liked it.
Starting point is 01:44:56 I liked it. The vagina is a fucking monstrosity. It's a fucking Sharpay. If the vagina was a dog, it'd be a fucking sharpay it's fucking crazy that's why watching women give birth is so fucking great if you get a if you get a wife and you get her pregnant make sure you're there when she fucking squats that thing out that vagina can do some shit that will i think it's fucking cool as shit i didn't find it traumatic at all i love
Starting point is 01:45:20 the vagina even more but all those you see the point of all those folds of skin, they all go away. Like they need that. They need that. You see that shit get put into use. You understand, oh, that's why they carry all that extra skin. Because that thing gets as smooth as a bowling ball when the baby comes out. It looks nothing like a vagina anymore. It's a fucking amazing.
Starting point is 01:45:49 I loved it. Thought it was so fucking cool. What is this? It's can someone explain this to me? This, he got circumcised at 35. So have a video chat and let's take a look at what? Take a look at what?
Starting point is 01:46:03 Oh, at his penis. You'll need to have me on a talk weight loss autism circumcision oh you're autistic too that is fucking amazing you yeah yeah okay remind me remind me on and uh in in my dms john yawn and um and I'll get you my, just say, Hey, am I coming on the show? And then I'll, there you go. You got your wish. So didn't someone say I should have someone on every month? There you go. We're going to be on, on
Starting point is 01:46:31 that movie. American circumcision is pretty fucking amazing. The history of circumcision is pretty amazing. I don't want to hear that. Yeah. All right. Mr. Mr. Rogan.
Starting point is 01:46:52 Eight forty seven. Is today's show going by really slow? Normally I say it goes by fast as shit. This was. I. um this was uh i don't even know what this is but i'm gonna play it just so i can um just so i can uh get it off my list here we go in my notes um i have written here uh you know there is a a website. I don't know what it is, but there's a website. If you did get the vaccine, you can look up which which batch you took. And then it connects it to cardiac arrest and myocarditis and basically adverse events from that batch of vaccines. from that batch of vaccines.
Starting point is 01:47:50 Yeah, I'm not snipped either. Zero issues, zero complaints. And I had a fucking, I can't even tell you, maybe in another 20 years, I'll tell you about the fucking monstrosity of a harem I had. The true details. No one ever is like, oh my God, your dick's disgusting. And I will also tell you this.
Starting point is 01:48:21 This is just a study of one. This is just anecdotal, but if you hear men who talk about sex who are circumcised and versus uncircumcised, uh, you can notice some things that I would say are more than just nuances. I would say that the men who aren't circumcised, uh, it's more about, uh, they, they, the, the words and the experiences with sex are more sensual, meaning feeling. And the men who are circumcised, it's more like a story, a narrative. When I hear them talk about it, I'm like, oh, these are two different experiences we're having. I've never gotten any compliments. wish i could say that no one's ever been like my goodness what a beautiful fucking you should get something
Starting point is 01:49:13 tattooed on there um okay here we go. World's experts are starting to come along and seeing the problem here. Dr. Michael Ackerman from the Mayo Clinic just recently came out and said, yeah, it looks like for the young males who got Moderna, there is 200 cases of myocarditis per million people. That is dramatically higher than anything the CDC has said. But that is just those cases that went to the hospital. There was a study out of Thailand recently that showed if you looked carefully and prospectively studied the kids who got the vaccine,
Starting point is 01:49:56 that 2% or 1 in 50 or 20,000 per million were showing some heart damage. Dude, did you hear that? One in 50 kids who get the injection are showing some signs of heart damage. Hi, I'm Seval Matosian. I'm a father to three kids. In order to protect obese 82-year-olds, I gave my kids these injections. And I understood that there was a 1 in 50 chance that I was going to damage their heart. I think those were deaths. I think those were deaths.
Starting point is 01:50:44 The damage to the heart was one in 50. The thing is, is if they're saying that, it must be way worse than that. Vaccine talk is overplayed. Let's get back to the dick and vag talk, please. This is my Armenian brother. Oh, man, I don't know. I don't know. I i don't have an opinion i don't know about any of that let's get into some weird shit right uh savvy do you think men and women had injections should still have kids i fuck i don't uh jake chapman uh you know i sometimes think this too people making these claims about the vaccine causing this shit sound the same as the people claiming the virus is doing so
Starting point is 01:51:34 you know sometimes i i go over to the other side and i see the people saying the the people who got the injection saying it's it's all because of the people who didn't get the injection and it's actually just COVID. It's interesting. That being said, Jake, um, yeah, it's, it's, it's, yeah, I could, I could see why you're saying that. I can see why it would be not fun to watch this show. Listen to this show either. If you were vaccinated,
Starting point is 01:52:06 you'd be like, uh, I kind of just want to go through my day without having this shit scared out of me. Following a study from the CDC that looked at all those kids who had myocarditis and followed them for 90 days, their echo was normal. Their EKG was normal.
Starting point is 01:52:22 Their, um, stress test was normal. Their Holter was normal. Their EKG was normal. Their stress test was normal. Their Holter was normal. All these other tests that everyone takes to encourage ourselves that these kids are better, those were largely completely normal at 90 days, except for the cardiac MRI. And 50% of those kids who had myocarditis, their cardiac MRI was still abnormal at 90 days, suggesting that scar had formed.
Starting point is 01:52:46 Now, the problem with when we see this finding on an MRI called late gadolidium enhancement, that is an independent risk factor and the most important risk factor for sudden cardiac death. And so when you look at people who have myocarditis, with or without, some of the world's experts are starting to come along and seeing the problem here. Dr. Michael Ackerman from the Mayo Clinic just recently came out and said, yeah, it looks like for the young males who got Moderna, there is 200 cases. Casey brings up a good point. I'm not sure I fully understand it. Someone's going to have to explain it to me.
Starting point is 01:53:23 But the difference is the unvaccinated are the control, meaning they're the ones that it has to be relative, right? To find out if the vaccine's working or not working, we have to have a group of people who didn't take it, right? Because everything has to be contextualized or relative. So that's the control group. And the vaccinated are the testing group. Yeah. I think everyone accepts that now. If you took the injection, you were just part of a test. Like it wasn't tested beforehand. Not in any real sense. You can't claim a correlation on a control group. Meaning, well, the thing is, the weird part there, Casey, though,
Starting point is 01:53:59 but okay, you can't claim a correlation on a control group, but you can on a testing group. Well, the thing is, Casey, though, is I think we can't. God, you look like Heber in that, in your picture, don't you? Heber Cannon, the buttery bro? Who is this guy? Oh, the doctor? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:54:18 Dr. Kirk Millihahn? I don't know. Well, I'll tell you this. This fucking guy's an MD-PhD. And the difference between an MD-PhD and an MD is like fucking the difference between a rocket ship that goes to the moon and one that goes to Mars. They're not even in the same world. Anyone who has a PhD and an MD is fucking otherworldly. So please don't insult me like that.
Starting point is 01:54:41 So, Casey, the thing is, is though that everyone did get COVID, right? I mean, we have to assume that everyone got COVID. And so I think what Jake was saying is, is that, yeah, maybe just COVID, maybe that's the byproduct of COVID. Right? Oh, he's a fucking, that guy's a tard. That guy is retarded. That guy got so schooled on Patrick Bed David.
Starting point is 01:55:12 I know. Doesn't it suck when people who are really smart, it's like having something, you know, like you have a calculator and then one day it stops working and it starts spitting out letters instead of numbers and it kind of just breaks your heart you're like well i guess that's broken uh baggy uh nothing ever tested on pregnant woman women yet they recommended a flu shot covid jab and many follow the orders yeah i like the way you spelled Casey agree
Starting point is 01:55:47 yeah I think he I don't think he just took the podium I think he will I think he got first place I think he might be champion for a couple years actually let me see I can find let's see If I can find. Let's see. Dude, you don't even have it on your Instagram how many times you won the CrossFit Games?
Starting point is 01:56:18 Are you fucking kidding me? Casey, how many times did you win the CrossFit Games? Have you won more than once oh you had it oh you had it how could you not have had it how many times has he won who knows definitely oh two for two
Starting point is 01:56:43 yeah you're savage okay just kicking ass just going through oh anyway so the point of that was is like if you want to see they have batch numbers and you can see you can you can somehow find your batch number if you want to like see if you got a good batch or not oh man i had some great shit about portland too some funny shit the city of seattle is suing honda and kia over soaring car thefts blaming the fucking car manufacturer that fits perfect for seattle blaming the fucking car manufacturer. That fits perfect for Seattle.
Starting point is 01:57:29 Hmm. What is this one? This one is, I can see, I can see the, the batches where I've been. The batch is a post where I'm more hostile versus less hostile. Look at this one. I think I invited this guy to come on my podcast.
Starting point is 01:57:48 Oh, I posted this. Pick your health leader this is the u.s this is the boy that dresses like a girl this is belgium this is britain these are their health leaders this is some dude um this is this dude. Yeah, like, why don't we pick this fucking guy? Look at this guy's account. I'm not in the business of creating six-pack and feeding egos. My purpose on this planet is to build a stronger, happier, and healthier human race. Look, this dude even wears a skirt.'s totally dei friendly the irish people don't wear the skirt right that's the scottish people i think i fucked
Starting point is 01:58:37 out at once on the show anyway anyway whenever I show Rachel Levine you can tell I'm pretty aggro because I really don't want to show her hey you think sometimes you ever think back and you're like God how did that happen
Starting point is 01:59:01 how did they kill all those Jews and no one do anything it wasn't even like they actually took them out of their houses, loaded them up on trains, took them to a camp, put them in a room, turn the gas on, killed them and just repeated that over and over and over and over. But dude, look, do you see who are, you just saw who our health leaders were. How are we, how would you ever explain that? I can't explain it. How would you ever explain that? I can't explain it.
Starting point is 01:59:29 I can't fucking explain that at all. It really just shows how out of touch I am with whatever's going on in the world. Oh, this is crazy. How about this this is must be old i don't even know what this i don't even remember this this is crazy um jury awards one million dollars to a poor the woman who tried to buy gas but was told i don't serve black people let me see what this is. This sounds crazy. I went to a gas station to get gas for service and I wasn't served. I was actually humiliated and disrespected. The attendant working that day ignored her and filled up other cars that had arrived later than she had. Court documents describe how she tried to get his attention, but he continued to dismiss her. Surveillance video shows Wakefield go inside to ask for help. Another employee followed her back outside to pump her gas.
Starting point is 02:00:36 As spelled out in the discrimination lawsuit, as Wakefield was leaving, the attendant told her, I don't serve Black people people and laughed in her face i went to a gas station wow to get gas hey um so those of you who haven't been to oregon um they don't allow you to fill up your own gas uh cars there they have attendants and i think they did that years ago to make sure that to give jobs to provide jobs for people so this dude said hey i don't i don't um i don't serve uh malinated people that reminds me when uh i've told the story a fucking hundred times but when uh hayley my wife who's a jew we met with the vice president of some bank who is a jew and they told us they don't lend money to Armenians. I didn't know I could
Starting point is 02:01:25 fucking get a mill for that. They're in New Jersey. Really? Jersey does that too? I think that's so fucking ridiculous that they do that. I'm not convinced that that's smart. Wait, what? An actual case of racism? I want to talk to the guy who said that. Hey, when you picture the guy who said that, what do you picture? I picture a guy who probably hasn't changed his underwear in fucking three months, mentally ill, missing some fucking teeth. I just picture just, I guess I picture something that looks like a west coast redneck just some disgustoid just smells horrible would rather smoke cigarettes than fuck like that that kind of just like just some rotten iteration of a male human
Starting point is 02:02:21 that's kind of what i picture you can pump your own gas now i visited a while ago but they still of a male human. That's kind of what I picture. You can pump your own gas now. I visited a while ago, but they still have attendance at most places. Where, Oregon or Jersey? Oh, Sebi, check that statute of limitations. I'm too busy with the podcast.
Starting point is 02:02:40 I never want to sue anyone, but thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, my wife. i would never i would never ever yeah disgustoid i would never let my um i learned that word from travis bajan i would never let um my wife pump gas. Never. Yes, thank you. You are a fucking piece of doo-doo. Doo-doo-da-da. I don't know why, but I just...
Starting point is 02:03:16 Yeah. Yeah. 377 oh yeah this is good here we go oh some comedy so frustrated right now it's such good shit i apologize for all of you who sent me stuff in the last two days you know what's funny is you guys sent me a lot of the same stuff over and over and over there's this video that fucking a lot of the same stuff over and over and over. There's this video that fucking 100 of you have sent me, and it's a man walking into a room, and you see what looks like an ass, and the man slaps it,
Starting point is 02:03:53 and then a woman leans forward, and you realize it's her tummy. And I just can't show that for some reason. I don't know why, but you guys love it. I like it too. I'm glad I saw it. But I don't know something about it seems kind of like mean to me even though the girl's totally game yeah don't let don't you don't yes dr seuss yes about the yeah don't let your woman pump gas your lady should
Starting point is 02:04:21 never have to get out of the car period Like if there's something that requires getting out of the car, you do it. She doesn't get out. Ever. Until you get to where you're going. Is that fair? Here we go. When white people were in commercials? Man.
Starting point is 02:04:47 What a crazy time. Do you remember when white people used to be in commercials yeah it's funny i noticed this about a year ago watching the ufc all the white people were just gone i think they're coming back though which is kind of funny if you watch an american commercial right now you'd be like oh what happened to the white people yeah it's crazy did somebody kill them all where they go? It's just like a Japanese woman with a Mexican woman, and they're married, and they have a black kid. And they're like, Converter. Remember when white people were in commercials? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:18 It really got like that for a second. I think they're... She showed consent. She did. I bet Dina, my husband always pumps mine. I bet he does. And anytime I drive my wife's car, I'll make an effort to go to, not that we have like our own cars, she mostly drives the 4Runner and I mostly drive the van. But anytime I'm in the 4Runner, I will make a concerted effort. Concerted, concerted, concerned, concerted, concerted, concerted. Concerted, concerted.
Starting point is 02:06:02 Arranged, planned, or carried out or coordinated. Concerted. Arranged in several parts of equal importance. I don't know if that works perfectly. I'll make an effort. What the fuck? I don't need concerted. I'll make an effort to fill it up because I just picture her having to stop and do it and there being someone there at the gas station that she shouldn't be outside her car with
Starting point is 02:06:24 or doing it at night. Or like, I just, I just don't want like, I, why, why gas stations are dirty. My wife's clean.
Starting point is 02:06:39 Yeah. I always fill her tank when I use car. I can't say always, but I try to there's times if it's five kids with kids with me or something but if I see I will definitely not I will definitely not return it like less than a quarter of a tank like if I even if I get in it just to drive it just like five minutes oh if I see it I'll stop there's no fucking way oh Nelly this is one of those fucking questions that no one wants to talk about i don't even i haven't even read it yet but i know
Starting point is 02:07:09 uh if you poop right before you shower oh this isn't exactly what i thought you were gonna ask if you poop right before you shower do you go ahead and undress? Or do you leave your pants around your ankles? That's not exactly what I thought you were going to ask. It's always a little weird just pooping, just buck naked, but I do it. That's what I just get undressed and poop. But I don't, I feel like there needs, God, I feel like there needs to be a window between
Starting point is 02:07:43 pooping and getting in the shower for some reason. I don't really want to talk about that subject right now, to be honest. Alan Kestenbaum, Esteban, I love that you're such an immigrant. Only vehicle you're missing is the Camry. My dad has a Camry. Hey, if I were to buy again, I'd buy American. That was, I for sure would. Sevan's glasses prove that he's a predator, not prey.
Starting point is 02:08:13 Predators don't need their peripheral vision. Michael C yeah yeah always poop before the shower I agree but it's nice yeah I like there to be some window that I forgot that I poop before I get in the shower just any window a minute okay so white people in commercials gone um this is uh this one says only if you care about your children oh gays against groomers all right let's see what uh this is old these are all so old i thank you for you guys for sticking with me as i get through this stuff here we go good evening every teacher that has a pride flag in their classroom should be fired and arrested every teacher that has a pride flag in their classroom should be arrested
Starting point is 02:09:26 and fired a flag is a sexual flag the gay flag is a sexual flag yeah this is what i fucking have been saying has nothing to do with being gay or straight just that flag is a sex flag why is there a sex flag in the fucking school it represents nothing other than sexual things yes gay lesbian bisexual transgender and questioning what and questioning he's thorough business is it of anyone on this board of what children would like to do with other children it is none of your business none of your. It is between them and their parents. But however, you guys want to illegally survey your students. My name is Frank Rodriguez.
Starting point is 02:10:10 I'm the executive director of operations for Gays Against Groomers. I'm a 31-year-old gay man pushing back against the agenda that's happening within our classrooms. Keeping parents away from this discussion is absolutely severing the relationship between a child and their parent. My community is not discriminated against anymore. Shockingly enough, we succeeded. Now you're sending out surveys that's asking students what their gender is, what their pronouns are, and whether or not you should be telling their parents. Could you imagine if my son or one of yours... You know what sucks about this too?
Starting point is 02:10:48 Is now the right is going to say, it was a slippery... This isn't a slippery slope issue, I don't think. The right's going to be like, well, we should have never let the gays in in the first place, and we should have never accepted gay marriage. I don't think that's true. I don't think it was a slippery slope.
Starting point is 02:11:02 I don't think being gay is a fucking mental disorder. I don't think there's anything – I mean, I think some people are born being gay. from being fucking molested by a fucking if you're a chick getting kind of a uh wanting to i don't want to say ugly yourself up but do stuff to make it so that other men wouldn't want to rape you i get it i fucking get it but i don't but but these people did this this is two different creatures here this um this transgender group and these fucking people who are conflating reality, gender, and sex. These are fucked up people. I just love it that this guy's standing up. Yeah, wouldn't you do that? Like, if you were raped by a dude, wouldn't you ugly yourself up a little bit?
Starting point is 02:12:02 Yeah, I said it. I know. CK Kevin. No, I don't care about gays or gay marriage. I'm about as right as you can get. Oh, good. Thank you. Yeah. I don't give a fuck either. I want people to be happy and be able to pursue their dreams outside of the fact of fucking with kids. And I kind of, I have no compassion or any patience for it. Not even a little. And if I'm on the wrong side of history, I don't give a fuck. All the worst shit that man can do should be saved for people who hurt kids. I said it.
Starting point is 02:12:34 To school and said, hey, I'm gay, and you never knew. All of you up here are pretty intelligent. You have doctorate degrees, you you're educated and you lead this district but yet you turn a blind eye with the sexual things that happen in your classroom i refuse to believe that any of you think that that's appropriate i refuse to believe that any of you think that's appropriate yeah i refuse to believe that any of them think it's appropriate to my denial in denial? Caller, hi. How's it going? It's Plummer.
Starting point is 02:13:09 Holy shit, look at this fucking comment. I was in a same-sex relationship for 13 years. Jesus set me free. You mean like wow, that's I don't know if I understand that, but that's pretty intense. Hi. Hi, Mr. Plummer. Hey, question for you.
Starting point is 02:13:27 And it's kind of along the lines of the covid response rather than what you're talking about now so do you think what was more dangerous all right like the end goal of whatever the power of pdr right was it i think the isolation part of it was probably the biggest deal right because? Because everyone was separated. Everyone was told to stay in their homes, right? Keep your distance type thing. Like that was the first red flag for me when it's like you can't gather more than groups of six or whatever. Whatever the number they chose, right? Or you have to be six feet apart or three feet apart, right?
Starting point is 02:14:00 Separating people, right? Because when you separate people, then there's no power. Like the power is in groups, right? Because when you separate people, then there's no power. Like, the power is in group, right? That's how shit gets done, is when a lot of people get together and get angry, right? Correct. What would you say, right, if that was the end, like, what was their end goal, right? Because all these things happen for a reason, right? for a reason right there's this line that um suzy used um uh it's it's basically a intersection of agendas intersection of i forget what's the phrase you someone will say intersection of goals or fucked up agendas i think that's all that happened i think it's just fucking these people in these crazy ancestral relationships between the fda pharma and big food and i think
Starting point is 02:14:45 the whole plan was all i don't think there was a plan i think it's this intersection of goals of making money and they all just kind of fit perfectly together i mean dude can you think of all the people that got filthy rich imagine if you were a mask company there's a dude some like i don't know if you saw but there was only one For example There was only one company In the United States That made paper straws And when these states Started enforcing paper straws
Starting point is 02:15:10 That dude became Almost a billionaire Overnight or some shit And so I just think It's a It's an intersection Of goals To put people on drugs
Starting point is 02:15:20 Because it makes A shitload of money Sell people shitty food Just I feel It's just industry That's what I think I don't think that there was a plan you could sell a ton more widgets right everyone needs a mask everyone needs then you want yes then you want a reusable mask then you need seven different reusable masks for every day uh-huh yeah uh-huh all that i think all that
Starting point is 02:15:42 shit was um short-sighted way for people just to make a shitload of money other people say it's to control people if that's what it was i think that was an act i don't think that that was um i think that was just a manifestation of people who just want to control i mean i don't know if you saw that video i played yesterday of the fucking governor of illinois but she acts like it's just a fucking accident. She doesn't even act like it's a big deal that, Oh, sorry. We put masks on people in the, in home Depot. She just acts like, God, I wish I had access to that right away. All I have is dudes with penises flopping around in their pants.
Starting point is 02:16:19 But anyway yeah, they just, they just didn't give a fuck. They were just cavalier in their governing. So it's way more simple than like one big plan, right? It's just people that are like, fuck, we can make a lot of money this way. Yeah, just like these other fucking wackadoodles, this Klaus Schwab and this World Economic Forum. I don't think that I think they saw this going down and they're like, oh, now's our time to strike, too. oh, now's our time to strike too. I don't think it was one Illuminati fucking concerted effort,
Starting point is 02:16:53 organized effort to, okay, look, you're going to run the COVID thing and you're going to get really rich. And then when you do that, we're going to fucking introduce digital currency and then we're going to take over the world. I don't think so. But I do think that that's what's happening. But I don't think it was a plan. It's just like if you, I don't think it was a plan, but I don't think it was a plan. It's just like, if you,
Starting point is 02:17:07 um, I'll tell you a true story. If I found out my neighbor was leaving for like the same month that his apple tree was giving apples, it wasn't my plan to steal his apples, but I know he's out of town. So I'm going to go over there with my kids and six fucking grocery bags. I'm going to take all his apples.
Starting point is 02:17:22 Yeah. They're all going to be gone. Yeah. It's just the way it's gonna be so i think it's kind of like that people just taking off like advantage of the opportunity 100 100 100 so then you can't even blame them right because then they're just like i mean yeah it's shitty but if it's there there dude um and there's this effect going on too imagine um imagine there's a swimming pool and on the surface there can only
Starting point is 02:17:55 be 20 heads out of the water but there's a hundred of us in the pool that means 80 of us got to be underwater and those fucking people are gonna fight to the death to make sure they're one of the ones with their fucking head up. And there's a little bit of that shit going on, too. I mean, you can see that all around us. The scumbags that I fucking live with, unfortunately, in this state. I mean, what we see mostly from liberals is this feigned kindness, but really they're just fighting to get one nostril out just to be the cool kid and just like survive. It's like this weird kind of like survival, but yeah, it's, it's gross. Yeah. Well, fair enough. Just wanted to add that thought. All right. Hey,
Starting point is 02:18:42 you don't have muscle ups. Uh, No, I got bar muscle ups now. How about ring muscle ups? I don't have ring muscle ups. You don't? Don't have those yet. How can that fucking be? You're so strong. How can that be?
Starting point is 02:18:53 I think it's a coordination thing and a lack of, honestly, I wish I did gymnastics when I was a little kid. I was a fat kid growing up, so I wasn't really athletic. I'm kind of finding my athleticism now yeah that's kind of how it was for me too you know plumber you know what i did so when i found crossfit for a year five days a week i just did make sure i did 10 negatives okay i just jumped to the top of the rings and the first one i would do really fast and then by the time i got to the last one, it would be my slowest one.
Starting point is 02:19:28 And I would fucking grind the false grip until I fucking, it was like bleeding there. And then before you know it, I was fucking studded muscle ups. All right. And I always get them strict. Fuck the kippy ones. Kippy ones are dumb. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:19:42 Chicks love a strict muscle up. I mean, not that I ever got a chick doing one but i just know they do yeah all right look yeah okay all right bye bye bye one of my favorites someone asked plumber about a strength program i mean it looks like he's getting strong he's strong as shit Strong as shit. $1.99. Eric, hi. I did bleed.
Starting point is 02:20:07 I did bleed. Lots of blood. And you know where else I would bleed? Because I would do so many is back here. The strap would fuck my tricep up. I can't wait till my arm's better, my bicep's better. I'm going to do something fun with a 100-pound dumbbell and muscle-ups. Something that
Starting point is 02:20:29 some of you people can't do. You'll be like, oh, fuck. How do you do that? He's fitty. He's fitty. Look how quick you guys are on the trigger. guys think like i was bleeding mason says from your vagina david says from your pussy like you guys don't even miss a beat everyone's got the same mindset we're on the same same uh same wavelength i love it
Starting point is 02:20:58 there's all this parkour with a mask oh yes There's all this parkour with a mask. Oh yes. Let's just pick on some kids for a while. Here we go. My seven-year-old is learning parkour. Fucking jackass. I bet you if I click on her Instagram,
Starting point is 02:21:27 I will instantly think her. Oh man, here we go. This is, this kid is wearing a mask in a parkour place. Why? Oh, because you hate your kid. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 02:21:58 It all makes sense. I'm going to say something here. I don't know. This kid's seven years old, right? And good on him that he's moving. I ain't hating. Good on him that he's moving. But if your kid is seven and this is their skill level right here,
Starting point is 02:22:21 then you need to immediately pull your kid out of school and just train your kid every day for a year. To immediately pull your kid out of school. And just train your kid every day for a year. My kids would pull those fucking pipes off those walls. And tie them into a fucking knot. Around another kid's head. Oh man. Oh man.
Starting point is 02:22:48 I'm so tempted to click her Instagram account account i think it would just be mean though and we're gonna see all sorts of fucked up shit in there well good job taking your kid to parkour and take that dumb ass mask off him fucking knucklehead yeah yeah virtue and i'm virtue signaling also by telling you fucking how great my kids are it's fucking insane that that seven-year-old moves like that your that your seven year old should be able to do some shit that you can't even imagine doing your seven year old should be moving that makes you when they move it makes your like butthole pucker and your back hurt my kids do shit every day i'm like how how uh here we go. This is the person earlier who commented that they were gay for 13 years and then Jesus saved them.
Starting point is 02:23:36 I'm not even sure what that means, but here we go. I felt the presence of God come upon me while praying. I wasn't convinced by the way I was living my life. Jesus then did a mighty work in me. Man. Sebi, take the boys to the parkour gym and let them run wild, video everything. I know there is a parkour gym in town. I was thinking about signing them up,
Starting point is 02:24:04 but I haven't been involved in so much stuff oh i wonder if hayley told uh oh yeah okay okay i see that uh yes a gay for jesus hey you know what's crazy and i'm not saying this to be i'm not joking i'm joking but i just for just shits and gig i'm joking but i'm not joking has it for 20 i was straight for 51 years and then uh fucking um jesus made me gay i i prayed to jesus and next thing i knew i was just out just fucking rubbing cock all over my face
Starting point is 02:24:59 i i mean people people wait till they're 50 to come out of the closet i guess that's what they call it but maybe jesus talked to them too maybe they just worded it different all right god i just so wonder what you mean by like jesus saved you and you weren't gay anymore uh my seven-year-old mastered the backflip uh last summer he's got no gymnastic background whatsoever shit blew my mind i know yeah you just got to give them opportunity god i need to teach my kids a backflip they do foreflip on a trampoline they don't even try anything backwards uh seven um do you know um uh where is it um seven have your boys uh go learn to tumble i got strong from learning how to um they we tumble all the time um there was something in here where was that uh
Starting point is 02:25:55 watching you move make my back hurt oh that sucks what the fuck is parkour just take your kids to the park for free my seven-year-old. Where is that? Where is that one? Someone said something about, oh, here we go. So many believers, I pray for you every day. No, not that one. Not ever.
Starting point is 02:26:14 Sevan, you know you have so many believers that listen to you. I know. I'm trying to turn you guys into knowers. I'm trying to turn you guys into knowers trying to turn you into knowers just into knowers just one of you if I could turn one of you into knowers and you would walk through the door with me
Starting point is 02:26:35 just one so I didn't sit in the know by myself just one I showed you guys the know video do you want me to show you the no video again? And then the one who has to call and be like, well, actually what we mean by believe is. I have to be like, oh no.
Starting point is 02:26:55 Don't double down on believing. Just step into the unknown. Double down. Here, I'm going to play it for you guys again so you guys can. Let me see. Oh, here. This isn't it. I got going to play it for you guys again. So you guys can, um, let me see. Oh, here, this isn't it. I got distracted. Here we go. Maybe I should show this to a James Newberry, uh, seven. Uh, I appreciate you seven. It's a really long story. We'd love to tell you about it sometime. Maybe one day I'll call you PS.
Starting point is 02:27:20 Your sign looks great. Thank you. I would love to hear it. It sounds intense. I want to be honest with you. It makes me uncomfortable. It makes me uncomfortable because I feel like it alienates. It's like there's an insinuation that being gay is wrong. And I don't like that. I don't like that at all.
Starting point is 02:27:43 But I'm open to it. I want to hear it. I like uncomfortable. I had a cousin that came out at the age of 50, but we all knew already. He got angry and said, why does everyone keep saying that? I told him we all like cock. I like mine and you like others.
Starting point is 02:28:01 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I was saying. That's the thing. That's why I get suspicious of I'm saying that you have. That's what I was saying. That's the thing. That's why I get suspicious of anyone who doesn't like to see a giant hog. It's like no different than like, if you like, I'm fascinated by the empire state building. Smash the like button, do it for Jesus, please. And subscribe. Damn, subscribers are skyrocketing.
Starting point is 02:28:28 Put on like 20. I know. I think that too. This show is incredible. Savon is so close. Savon is so so close he's searching for answers so close uh i should show this video to james newberry right when he comes on who knows if this is true i don't know if this is true I should show this video to James Newberry, right? When he comes on.
Starting point is 02:29:07 Who knows if this is true? I don't know if this is true. So, but I will tell you this. When my wife got pregnant, she was basically a vegan. And she was pregnant. And we went to a place in town in Berkeley that sold hamburgers. And she ordered a hamburger and french fries. I had never in my 20 years with her
Starting point is 02:29:29 or whatever, I'd never seen her eat a hamburger and french fries. She ate the whole hamburger, the french fries, and she poured in two bottles of water like the way, you know, like men do. You know, like some mornings you wake up and you just fucking pour in a pint of water. I can't do that anymore because I have the podcast and I'd have to pee three times. I pour in two pints of coffee. But you know that
Starting point is 02:29:49 thing, like you're just a dude and you're just like prepping the system. Like guys just do that. I'll just pour one in. And she did that. And I was like, wow. She's like, yeah, I eat meat now. I'm like, how do you know? She's like, cause I just watched myself eat a hamburger. How do you know? Here we go. Of a mom who was animal based throughout her pregnancy. So she had lots of red meat, lots of pasteurized eggs, lots of raw milk. And the difference between the two, I mean, it's just obvious. There is such a huge substantial difference in the quality and the consistency of these placentas. Over here, this is called calcification. So that one is the placenta where the mom was a vegetarian.
Starting point is 02:30:37 And the placenta on the right is the meat eater placenta lady. If you feel it, it's hard. There's a little bit of like a sand-like, rock-like consistency. And this is throughout the whole entire placenta. This is not what we would want to see in pregnancy. In my almost 19 years of doing births, I've never had a side-by-side comparison.
Starting point is 02:31:03 And it's just, it's mind-blowing to me. It's really sad that this is the start of a baby's life. This is the start of their nutrition. This is what fed them. This is what housed them. And they, you know, it's mind-blowing to see the comparison. I've had midwives and doulas tell me that when they see the placenta, which is attached to the umbilical cord of vegans, they look a lot like a smoker's placenta. And we know that the health of these critical connections, this tether between baby and mother,
Starting point is 02:31:39 are intimately tied to the amount of animal products in the diet. We see it over and over illustrated. Wild, right? I don't know if that's true, but allow it to, I mean, at least be open to it. I'll tell you this, all the kids that I know, I don't know a lot, but all the fucking vegetarian and vegan kids I know are fucked up. Their hair looks different. Their eyes look different and they
Starting point is 02:32:06 got a little bit of uh they're they're not they're not shiny they're not um uh they look dusty they're they're not vibrant i know a handful of them something's something's not right and and man it must be it must be crazy if you take your kid down that path for 10 years and then realize um maybe you made the wrong decision i'd rather make the wrong decision of making my kid a meat eater and then flip the script then realize i made in his development then make the wrong decision in, in, in, of him being a vegan. Do you get what I'm saying by that? So if you raise your kid and he's 12 years old and you realize, fuck, I shouldn't have been feeding my kid meat. I should have been a vegan.
Starting point is 02:32:53 I think you can make your way back. If you think your kid should be a vegan and you make him a vegan. And when he's 12, you're like, Oh fuck, I fucked up. You're not going to, you can't make, I don't think you're going to make your way back. I think you'll have retarded his development permanently. I suspect. Someone just texted me, Sevan, you are the CEO of Great Podcast.
Starting point is 02:33:15 Thank you. I don't know who it's from. It was on the house phone. Don't all of you start just texting the house phone. You know the show is big, going to be big. I mean, it's not big yet,
Starting point is 02:33:27 but you know, it's big when something, I don't know. I have to fit when I start having issues with the phone. Cause right now the phone's just like, just a house phone. Just like, here I am.
Starting point is 02:33:37 And you guys can call. Oh shit. Everyone in this fucking chat is so funny. I was a vegan for 13 years and then Jesus saved me and gave me the meat. Uh, uh, you, I have you saved in my phone as CEO. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:34:08 I didn't do anything. Do you know what I was going to do? I was going to go out and just drink all day. My plan was to just take like everywhere I go, stop at a liquor store and get like, um, uh, some spicy, like mixed drink in a small can and then mix it with a can of sparkling water. And I didn't do that. And I went to, um, I, I, I hired a skateboard instructor that I usually just hire for an hour to be with my kids. I hired him for two hours and we went to two different skate parks and we had never done that. And that was kind of my birthday dream to take my kids to two skate parks in
Starting point is 02:34:38 one day. And then afterwards I came home and I fucked around with them. And then I took them to tennis, and the tennis instructor said, happy birthday, Savon. Did you do anything special for your birthday or something? And I said, yeah, I'm doing the same thing I do every day. Every day is so fucking special to me. I fucking love my life, and I wouldn't choose anything different to do on my birthday,
Starting point is 02:35:01 and she said this crazy thing to me. She said, yeah, we all wish we were you, Savon, and I think this crazy thing to me. Uh, she said, yeah, we all wish we were you, Sevan. And I think she kind of meant it. You know, it kind of, it kind of rocked me. I liked it and didn't like it, but yeah, that's it. Every day is kind of the same for me, but I just, it's just going out on adventures with my kids. And I ended up not even, I didn't drink. I didn't do any drinking. I don't, I didn't have a, uh, cause I just kept getting distracted, but I, that was the plan. It's probably better. I'm probably think I'm more happy that I didn't have anything, but I thought I would, I thought I would during the pandemic, I would do that. I did this thing for like three months where I just basically
Starting point is 02:35:40 would wake up every morning and just start drinking. And I would drink like probably like four drinks and like eight cans of sparkling water throughout the day and just kind of just keep a fun buzz. And then first, I can't remember why I stopped that, but I stopped two weeks before I got fired and thank God. And then I quit drinking for like a year, I think after I got fired. But I, but I but i still i um i wouldn't even talk about drinking for a long time like even on the show i think i still don't drink very much though i can't remember the last time i was drunk um no i don't smoke i don't smoke any weed i just do jesus shit just do jesus shit sandals i go barefoot a lot
Starting point is 02:36:35 hang out i talk to people about where you were before you were born where you go when you're gonna die importance of being a good person fascinated by whores just do straight jesus shit oh this one's good here we go in case you guys forgot about january 6th in case you guys forgot This is the kind of stuff that I just don't understand how you see this and not immediately – no, I didn't go to HQ drunk. No. If it was during the pandemic, I'd already been – I didn't do anything for months, and they couldn't fire me i mean i was doing stuff no i never went to hq drunk we had tons of alcohol at hq and i never even i hardly ever drank at hq and if i did and there were there was a big large person a large chunk of the staff um would drink after work every single day they had some really expensive like whiskeys and shit like that i didn't do any of that. I'm not a drinker. I'm not like a drinker like that. I'm like, can't explain it as I got older.
Starting point is 02:37:54 I don't crave it. I'm the kind of person, like the other night I wanted a drink and I'm like, I wonder if I'll still want this after I drink a glass of water and eat a pear. And then it went away. But I didn't care.
Starting point is 02:38:03 If it still would have been there, I would have drank. My only, pear and then it went away but i didn't care if it still would have been there i would have drank my only i the only thing i do that's bad is i do i struggle with nighttime eating and not like late night i mean just like between six and midnight like when my sugar levels drop out like you leave me alone with a bag of fucking almonds and i'm in trouble those bag of almonds are in trouble and i never do the podcast even even slightly buzzed or drunk or nothing even if even if it's in the middle of the day okay here we go listen to this this is how how do you ever vote fucking democrat this is crazy last night tucker carlsonpicked video surveillance from the January 6th insurrection, severely downplaying the events of that day. He said the mob was orderly and meek and that they were tourists instead of insurrectionists.
Starting point is 02:38:54 What's your response to Carlson and to Speaker Kevin McCarthy, who granted them access to that video? Look at the guy. He granted them access to to that video like it was something bad that we they were starting to see the truth well we already have seen the truth but anyway anybody who watched that video would strongly disagree anybody who watched that video god this chick is fucking hot her and that pataki chick are so fucking hot. It sucks when fucking. It sucks when someone hots a fucking moron. It's a waste of hotness. In a.
Starting point is 02:39:35 With their own eyes in a real way and saw what happened on that day would. Would disagree with what was just stated. The president has been very clear. January 6th was the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War. And we should be focused on making sure that never happens again. So she's basically saying that if you were there, if you were there in the Capitol building that day, you would have been scared shitless.
Starting point is 02:40:01 I totally agree. I bet you Nancy Pelosi pelosi and aoc were scared to death i'm not fucking saying that at all i'm not suggesting that at all but relative to how scared her husband was nancy pelosi's husband that day that he got fucking hit with the hammer they weren't scared at all this being the biggest fucking thing that's happened to the united states since the Civil War, biggest threat to democracy. Lunatic. Fucking something happened yesterday that was a greater threat to our democracy.
Starting point is 02:40:31 Something that's happening every single day. That's a greater threat than our democracy than a bunch of fucking dudes fucking just checking out the fucking Capitol. fucking capital i how soon as i hear this and i and i and i realized i voted for this president and this person i'm like oh my god what the fuck did i do not to mention pearl harbor 9-11 those other fucking yahoo moments the fucking all the riots we've had in the big cities what's happening Yahoo moments. The fucking all the riots we've had in the big cities. What's happening in Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles. Someone sent me some video. It sucks that I can't.
Starting point is 02:41:20 It sucks my notes are fucked up. Someone sent me some video of Los Angeles that was recently shot. And this friend of mine lives on the East Coast. And they're like can't be real and i'm like yeah dude this is how it is in all the cities here on the west coast all the big cities by the way someone asked if i would ever leave all this shit you're seeing you you have to remember it's nicer than like i live in fucking heaven look at look at i'll show you yesterday in a fucking massive storm that's hitting the fucking West Coast, I went down to the store and I bought a box of saltines. And there's no one on the edge of the fucking North American continent with me and my sons. This chick's hot, Steph Lange. Everyone should follow her. And I went down to the, this is,
Starting point is 02:42:30 this is the edge of North America here. This is in this, I think this might be the deepest Bay on the, on the West coast. And maybe anywhere on the West coast of South or North America. It's a fucking crazy deep Bay. I bought a box of saltines and me and my boys went just down to the ocean chilling. Just flinging saltines like
Starting point is 02:42:55 throwing stars, Chinese throwing stars cultural appropriation. Zzzz. Zzzz. Just one at a time watching seagulls catch saltines. Fuck, dude. Such a good life.
Starting point is 02:43:13 I'm crying here laughing at my boys. This is, I'm probably going to do it again today. And listen, next year at this same time in the same storm we'll be out there surfing my boys will be out there surfing there soon there's like that that's it it's just surf breaks seagulls it's just fucking awesome here no one fucks with you it's a bunch of pussies safe tons of amazing food i can grow anything in my backyard. Well, almost there's some shit that,
Starting point is 02:43:49 that grows in Africa that I can't grow that I'm kind of bummed. Um, but yeah, no, I'm not going anywhere. I don't think it's good. It's a good ass life. I, that's a great question. Would you say of major cities california leans more red what's happening is people are the democratic party is getting fractured they still can't
Starting point is 02:44:15 come over and say they're republican yet but it's getting fractured people i have so many friends who are waking up i was hanging out with this family the other day and i'm like look at these fucking libtards and the father goes god i was one of those a year and a half ago. And I was like, yeah, I was one two and a half years ago. Basically, that's what Democrats do. They feed seagulls and they do it in the name of fucking benevolence. But all of these cities have been ruined because the Democrats have fed the seagull me. Face down, buddy. That's the way I like it. Trump tells angry mob that Pence can overturn the election. Not true that he said it to an angry mob. That's a lie. Completely false to anyone that has a brain conjecture. Angry mob heads to building. No, no. He told them to march peacefully too. Why don't you go to CNN or ABC and watch the video or read the
Starting point is 02:45:29 transcript? That's what I did. Where Pence is and tries to find him. No big deal. The seven dude, you're crazy, dude. You're fucking crazy.
Starting point is 02:45:37 They had the permits before to do a peaceful March on the, on the, um, Capitol. You're just spinning it crazy if hey let's say everything you said there is true then tell the other side too that 99 of the people there were fucking marching peacefully that it looks nothing like any of the riots we had in any of our major cities nothing and that there were fucking um that there were people there in the government double agent
Starting point is 02:46:03 motherfuckers in the crowd. Why don't you just tell the whole story? Just don't be a dickhead. I love listening to you defend people beating the shit out of police officers. No one was defending anyone beating the shit out of police officers, by the way. And smashing windows and doors to get into a government building while Congress was in session. Amazing, bro. Wow. and doors to get into a government building while Congress was in session.
Starting point is 02:46:28 Amazing, bro. Wow. The only thing that's amazing is that I read off this completely one-sided shit of yours. That's the only thing that's amazing. It's because I'm a good dude. I didn't know Congress was in session. I knew that they were in there. By the way, that's the first time I'm hearing that. They were told to march peacefully on it by the former president of the they entered the building uh peacefully yes some windows were broken yes there were some altercations with police but it's a gross massive uh uh generalization over generalization to say police officers were beat you know in ferguson there were fucking police officers in the police station when it was lit on fire you know in
Starting point is 02:47:06 seattle they took over a whole section of town and took over the police department for like four months and i've said openly on this show many times that they should have opened fire on a crowd that enters a building to threaten any of our civil servants. I've said it a fucking ton of times. My dad got mad at me for it. He's like, you can't do that. I'm like,
Starting point is 02:47:31 Hey dude, we got to protect our civil servants from Pelosi to everyone with everything we got. I know, I know he's triggered. He's a good dude, dude. You're so one sided on this that it's hilarious.
Starting point is 02:47:43 No, it's this. Um, it's not that I'm so onesided on it. It's that you are the kind of person who wants to talk about the 12 unarmed, you take everything out of context. You're willing to cut off the nose to spite the face. You want to throw the baby out with the bathwater. You're willing to, you're the kind of person that wants to burn down the United States and call everyone racist here because 12 unarmed black men were killed in the United States in one year by police. And because of your actions, homicide in black towns, black on black crime has been up 34% in
Starting point is 02:48:21 the last two years. And you never want to acknowledge that. That's the difference between me and you. And I agree with you. It sucks that fucking unarmed people are getting shot and killed or people are getting killed unnecessarily. But it's the context and the relativity and the actions that your group takes is the part that's sad.
Starting point is 02:48:40 You never want to tell the whole story. Yes, and those people were arrested in Ferguson. Try and keep up. Tucker won't tell you about that though what do you think about written house um 12 daily doses of stuff what do you think about that just like curiosity it's so simple the blm rioters uh deserve to rot in jail the january 6th rioters deserve the same i can admit that you can't also back black on black crime is all hand related using illegal weapons um uh the the vast the the race i i would bet that the rate okay fine okay good well we agree we should hang out sometime in other news look at katie katie what are you doing katie this isn't your show your show will be tomorrow you are a games person this is not for you katie gannon
Starting point is 02:49:36 this is not a show for you you belong you're you're a games person i keep my life is compartmentalized gang related pipe down what you're talking about no don't tell him to call in i don't want to talk to him katie katie katie katie katie katie miss gannon hey um uh katie uh maybe we could i have you on the show and you just tell me everything that's going on at the morning chalk up just two hours of us just just let me just unabashedly just ask you questions who's cool who's not cool who slept with who did the rumors about greg start there was it someone from morning chocobo actually called uh um uh gq and business insider because you guys didn't want to publish the story so you guys sick that will you just come on my show and
Starting point is 02:50:38 just tell me everything that went on there i would fucking love that. I kind of like you. Our relationship reminds me of mine and my relationship with Hiller. I'm not sure what to do with you. Like when he came on the scene, like, I feel like I have to haze you. I'm not sure what to do with you, but, but, but it's fun. Thank you. Love you, boo. Thank you. I'll be in the room in a minute. Don't put your shoes on. Oh, fuck. I'm late. All right. Uh, well, we'll end on that note with, uh, my relationship. Careful. Uh, okay. Um, we'll end with that, with my, um, Okay. We'll end with that, with my dear friend, 12 Daily Doses and Katie Gannon and Philip Kelly. We'll get to the last word. Thank you for the money, Doses. I appreciate it. Alan Kestenbaum. Bye-bye.

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