The Sevan Podcast - #850 - Live Call In | We're Still Here

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:55 Well, he's got stuck on a good color. Athena's been helping me troubleshoot that. Good morning, Elizabeth. Good morning, Ronnie. Good morning, Chris. Good morning, Matt Morrison. Good morning. Matt wants to talk about snuffleupagus this morning. Judy Reed. Good morning, Paul. talk about snuffleupagus this morning judy reed good morning paul paul scanlon oh no you didn't it's in a loop i i got the button oh it's clicked loop all right we'll try again i'm warming up to the intro uh mr hardell gtde fran good morning plany hey um i unplugged it uh three times uh for 10 seconds but i was kind of rushed i'll try it again after the show i was kind of just doing it here as i got ready wow these glasses give you a full-blown um reflection of the screen probably won't be
Starting point is 00:01:59 wearing these again these are uh ray bands prescription all my glasses are prescription and they and they uh they get darker when i go outside but they're kind of like darker on the top and then later on the bottom not to the extreme that these these bad boys are see these remember these bad boys i put a shitload of goo in my hair before you guys start telling me how good my hair looks i got this shit called mud. I had stopped using it for a while, and then I used it like once or twice last week, and people – like it just takes one person in the comments to be like, oh, you're having a good hair day, and then boom, I'm back on the goo.
Starting point is 00:02:35 I hadn't used it probably in five or six months. Paulina, good morning. Brandon Waddell, good morning. How crazy do you guys want to get today? Jim, good morning. Trish, good morning. How crazy do you guys want to get today? Jim, good morning. Trish, good morning. It's so crazy that someone has to be like, fuck that. I'm not watching this show anymore. You know what's crazy is I showed that video of those girls with the fake boobs
Starting point is 00:02:59 and they kind of danced in unison and they bounced their boobs right to left. And like you would think that would be like an onslaught then all of a sudden people would start sending me all sorts of cool like cory uh cory cory grab boob dancing no but i showed the guy with the schlong bands bouncing around in his pants the hog the guy with the hog and the boxer shorts the stripper dude and you guys all of a sudden just think like that's my my thing and my inbox is just full of dongs and um in boxer shorts which is funny because uh david weed you know our homeboy david in the comments
Starting point is 00:03:40 he's always telling me that i'm gay but i think it's the audience is gay i'm gay christians I think it's the audience is gay. I'm gay Christians. That's who I attract. Except I just, I just have to accept it. Oh, that makes me a little nervous. Why are my notes open here? I was tripping a little bit this morning in the shower.
Starting point is 00:04:05 I told myself I wasn't going to talk about it, but of course I am. I was tripping a little bit this morning in the shower. I told myself I wasn't going to talk about it, but of course I am. I was tripping in the shower. I was just, I became a little, self-conscious isn't the right word, but I started thinking about people that I, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the Homo podcast. Thank you. And here to host the King Homo, Sevan Matosian. And then I need a, wait, I need, hold on. Let me see if I can, where is it?
Starting point is 00:04:36 God, I miss Caleb. Caleb was here last night for the golf show. Wasn't that nice? I don't even know where to do it. There should be like a button here that's like people cheering. It's under brand in StreamYard. How come you guys haven't coming out by the thousands and just being like, oh my God, Sevan, I'll run the back end for you for life. I'll quit my day job and I'll live in a cardboard box and just help you with the show for free. Nobody, nobody. I know why you guys did that. Cause you guys want me to learn how to do it myself. You want me to become an independent man. I got this porn hub thing.
Starting point is 00:05:23 This, I don't even know what this is so gargling thank you caleb for leaving that back i got uh the thong song but i want it to be like where is that there's no right now suze is listening he's like you dipshit the audio people clapping is in the blah blah blah oh i have a drum roll and welcome to the sebon podcast hosted by the king homo sebon matosian
Starting point is 00:06:02 and then some music i was thinking um i wonder if there's people i know from like my previous lives um who listen to the show like i wonder if uh whenever i mentioned harem if like five girls in the audience are like oh yeah i was in this harem not that they not that when you're in the audience are like, oh yeah, I was in his harem. Not that when you're in the harem, you don't know you're in the harem. Maybe you do, I don't know. Maybe you do. Or I have friends I went to high school with and college with and they're like,
Starting point is 00:06:36 oh my God, I remember when he was a libtard. What happened to Savant? He's turned into a total white right-wing conspiracy nut. Holy shit. Drum roll right into welcome everyone right into crickets. I couldn't even find the crickets, Ronnie. Ronnie. My wife's name is Linda.
Starting point is 00:06:56 I play that all the time. Song gets me going. Yeah, it's good, right? The kind of the violin iteration of it kind of classes it up a little bit, dresses it up. It's not just underwear that rides in people's butts. I never understood thongs. They gross me out.
Starting point is 00:07:13 You know why they gross me out? Because all I think about is that piece of material that's sitting up against the Cheerio. That's all I think about. Like, I don't enjoy, I'm not like, oh, look at that butt. I'm just like, holy fuck, there's a piece of material there that just rests on the anus that's the problem with this i'm a tormented soul tormented soul so um lots of boxer shorts dongs hogs flopping around um not a lot of boobs and although those giant and then i showed the
Starting point is 00:07:46 giant boobs yesterday and you know the people are like gross shows just how broken some of you are and uh yeah yeah thongs are the best uh bob hey seven i'm thinking of into drugs, any advice on where to start? Totally, totally, totally, totally. I recommend finding a course. I don't know what course you would do. I really don't know what course you would do because these, these, uh, Vipassana practitioners have fucking lost their way. Vipassana. Vipassana practitioners. I'm not sure they lost their way, but you want to find a non-denominational place where you can go and sit and not make eye contact or talk to anyone for 10 days. That would be ideal. With a semi-restricted caloric intake. Before you do any drugs, before you do anything stupid like get a tattoo, just any of that shit, you should do a 10-day retreat.
Starting point is 00:08:54 No eye contact, no talking for 10 days. Restricted caloric diet. And that would be my suggestion for anyone who wants to get into drugs. If you really want to flex the awareness muscle to fucking rocket ship levels. You just want to just know stuff that no one else knows. I mean, it's so easy. You know, I've talked about that thing. I could pull it up for you guys.
Starting point is 00:09:30 I've talked about that kind of that pyramid that quickly gets to the tip with juggling right there's like 400,000 people in the united states that can juggle three balls right and then there's like 200,000 that can just gets cut in half when you go to four balls and then you go to five balls and then you go to six balls and then and then it's just quickly it's just like you know you get to like nine balls it's like a hundred fucking people out of 330 million and then you get to 13 14 15 balls and it's just one person and that's what it's like uh cultivating uh awareness if you go out into the deep end which you can go out so fucking quickly if you have a place where you can just, um, just be no eye contact. The reason why you can't do eye contact and talking is because we're just all mirrors of each other. So anytime you see basically what happens is
Starting point is 00:10:16 I like to use that Ouspensky model that I've talked about. You have this, you have things inside of you that need reflection to exist inside of you so like i'm hungry you need to see food i'm angry you need to see someone outside to be angry about that and that's that's the whole thing about racism that's why it's so odd that that would that and that's the problem once you start seeing how the mind works you start realizing that all those people are demanding all those people playing the victim they're demanding someone reflect back to them. Victim. They're just looking. And,
Starting point is 00:10:52 uh, but, but don't go out onto the deep end by yourself without drugs for 10 days. Fuck, fuck the drugs. Try that. Balls are definitely gay balls. Oh, juggling balls. Yeah. I've been able to juggle too. I can barely juggle too. I'm a three ball kind of guy. Me too. I'm totally three ball. I've
Starting point is 00:11:12 never even tried four balls. Never even tried. My sister called me last night and she was laughing. She said the Frisbee show was good. And I think I can't tell. Right. I mean, and she goes, but dude, what the fuck do you know about Frisbee? You sit back there and talk like, you know, shit. Some of you don't know this. Maybe some of you do know this. I think I should probably make a video for my Instagram. The best sport I've ever been at is Frisbee. I don't even know if I'd call it a sport, but I have Frisbees all over my house, but not the kind of Frisbees that those guys play with like if you come to my house you will see a frisbee and it's always been like that and it's been like that since i've been 25 years old and then tray away in my house there's always one
Starting point is 00:11:54 in the back of the car and i and i and i just use those ultimate frisbee discs and i can fucking throw a frisbee like no fucking other and a very uh and i've played i don't know uh 200 days in a year uh six years uh six times 212 i've played 1200 six hour days of frisbee yeah exactly i don't know if cal guys, but I, that's exactly what I did. I just smoked weed and played Frisbee all fucking day at the beach. I wouldn't say it was frisbee hippie, hippie Frisbee. I don't know. I kind of went, uh, yeah. No hacky sack. So, yeah, we would have a blast.
Starting point is 00:12:51 So fun. So fun. I used to get a, you know, they had 40s. You remember 40s? But a Miller Lite made a 32 screw top. And I would get a 32 Miller Lite and I'd fucking a couple of those i'd usually bring like enough so that i could share i'd usually try to find at least one girl to show on the beach to share with and i'd cut the lime and i'd squeeze my lime into my miller light not even a corona
Starting point is 00:13:16 jay hardell i'd fuck some sack up in high school uh some sack up in high school uh uh i don't know if we even had cameras back then i'll post a picture of there's a picture bruce wayne used of me like at 30 uh on a um maybe 35 on a, on a thumbnail. I'm wearing a, a warrior's Jersey, like a sleeveless warrior's Jersey. So there's that bunch of people sent me down syndrome stuff. They wanted to talk about down syndrome. And I, and I was like, I'm kind of, I don't know if I should bring that subject up. Cause that subject quickly, if you want to want to talk you know the whole execution of babies right that's that abortion thing killing babies that thing um you kill babies because like you don't want a girl so you kill it kill a baby because you don't want someone down syndrome like that whole thing like
Starting point is 00:14:21 what's the reason you justify executing baby because you were raped, because you can't afford it, because white people just want, you know. Anyway, I don't know. That subject with the Down syndrome one can get pretty crazy pretty quick. You know what they're doing in El Salvador? you know what they're doing in El Salvador? God, like, I don't want to sound like a fucking Nazi, but what they're doing in El Salvador is they're rounding up these people because you can't,
Starting point is 00:14:51 a society like that is just horrible, right? Where you just have dudes fucking shitloads of dudes with guns and knives and tattoos just running the society on fear. That's just horrible. And so they're rounding all those dudes up because those dudes can't successfully run a society. They'll take us back to the fucking stone ages.
Starting point is 00:15:16 So, so you, you also can't have a, you can't have a society that's 50% people with down syndrome. You cannot, that society will collapse on itself. Yeah, it's not sad. By the way, by no means am I suggesting that El Salvadorians are bad people. They just got that
Starting point is 00:15:35 runaway crime problem. Maybe they are bad people. Maybe their culture just breeds violence. I don't know. I have no idea. Down syndrome people are the most affectionate humans love hugs i mean i also ran a i lived i lived with two people with down syndrome for five years i i i i i don't know years i i i i i don't know anyway i don't think this morning's that morning to have that conversation but um okay here we go you want to talk about climate change instead we don't do enough climate change uh the mexicans hate down syndrome people because they feel like they give them a bad rap oh uh you mean el salvadorian sorry let me rephrase that, Trish. The Mexicans hate the El Salvadorians because they feel like they give them a bad rap. Listen, Americans can't tell the difference
Starting point is 00:16:30 between anyone south of San Diego. You're all Mexicans to us. Just all Mexicans. It's like Middle Easterners. No one in the United States gives a fuck if you're Iraqi or, sorry, Iraqi or Iranian or Armenian or Lebanqi or iranian or armenian or lebanese or israeli yeah israeli too you're just all fucking middle eastern arabs to americans thank you i speak on behalf of all the
Starting point is 00:16:57 people of the united states of america yeah i posted a bunch of the uh the seven did you like the rabbit drawing too oh yeah that was good i think maybe i posted that that was crazy that was good the titties that turn in the giant bush that turn into a rabbit that was crazy that was good thank you yeah the drawing class i think went swimmingly well yeah some of you you know what's funny is most of you just included the paper in this one and the only person who included themselves in the picture is a girl sent one in and she's pretty but none of the none of the ugly dudes did that like the dudes just show the paper that they're drawing on but one attractive girl sent like it's you can see the paper and her like yep makes sense
Starting point is 00:17:45 and i hate neither i'm like that that's smart like all of a sudden her drawing got better you're not fucking what the fuck just like someone doesn't care that i'm not indian what are you then devesh maharaj the hammer what what are you you're not mexican oh pakistani pakistani bangladeshi you're bangladesh guy what the fuck is dvesh anyone know don't ruin it for me please don't tell me you live in la i so picture you living like in mumbai please don't fucking ruin you for me um uh melissa odier those who want to use their brain and educate themselves know the difference between those countries or or melissa those who want to continue to divide the human population up into little fragments so that they can use more uh
Starting point is 00:18:42 discrimination racism and there's another one there's another fancy word uh seven i sent you uh my video i sent you my video oh have you drawing did i post it i posted like six or seven i can't remember um i can't remember. Jason Miller, here we go. I don't want to do this conversation. Here we go. That's the sticky part, Seve. Evolution, natural selection, weed stuff out.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Societal humans tend to try to save everyone. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, here's Devesh. I'm from the Caribbean. I'm as Indian as an African-American is African. It's African. Oh, the Caribbean. Oh we go. Okay. Here's the best. I'm from the Caribbean. I'm as Indian as an African American is African. Oh, the care. Oh,
Starting point is 00:19:28 you're from. Oh, so you, but, but, but your people are from India, but you live on some Island out there. Or do you live like in Aruba or something?
Starting point is 00:19:36 God damn it. That just, you confuse me more. That's a good question. You know, my twins didn't go out in public until they were three months old my twins literally just ate just slept and drank milk for three months i'm not there's no exaggeration there maybe my wife will correct me but i don't think so. If she does correct me, I will, um, I'll let her know. I don't know the answer to that. I, I, um, with Avi, I want to say like after a week, after a week, after having her,
Starting point is 00:20:19 she, she gets stayed in the house for like a week. And then she went outside and we went for a walk and she started bleeding. So then I think she stayed home for like another month. We didn't do any of that stuff. My wife doesn't get like cabin fever and shit like none of that stuff my wife has no like um uh she doesn't need anything like you could just turn the power i could turn the power off when i left left the house and the only reason why she knows, cause maybe cause we have a well and the water wouldn't work. Like she doesn't need shit. I call my wife nagless. There's zero nag in her. Nothing. There's no,
Starting point is 00:20:52 I mean, since we had the kids, maybe she has a couple of pathologies that service the top. She, and it's just like worry wart shit, but like, I'm glad she has, it's just mom shit.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I think so. So it was like, she just sat in the house with the kids forever. I mean, literally three months. My wife did not come out of the house for fucking three months. I'm not even joking. I bought a fucking car, that minivan, and pulled it up to the front of the house like at the two-month mark.
Starting point is 00:21:20 And my wife didn't even come outside to look at it. She just opened the front door and looked out. She's like, that's nice. Haley's like, that's nice. Haley's like, that's nice. And for my wife, that's pretty excited too. Yeah, Allison said she's, what did Allison say? She's so easy and calming to be around. Yeah, very calming.
Starting point is 00:21:39 It's very calming being around her. You're from Israel? Israel. Felix Shumsky. Israeli men are wild. They're a handful. That's a fucking macho culture. Yes, Devesh Maharaj.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Yes, my people are Indian. We got brought to the islands to work during slavery days. I can't find any black people. Okay, they look close. Get them. I can't find any black people okay they look close get them what island can you tell me what island you're on you guys know about Haiti Haiti was the only Haiti shares an island with the Dominican Republic that island I don't know what the
Starting point is 00:22:20 island's called but it's cut in half and one half is the country of Haiti and one half is the sorry but the baby thing I don't know what the island's called but it's cut in half and one half is the country of haiti and one half is the uh yeah sorry but the baby thing i don't know i don't think it hurts to wait three weeks um but we didn't do any of that stuff where we were worried about our baby either like you didn't have to wash your hands you could be sick like we didn't do it we didn't do any of that stuff. We did no, we don't do any germ prevention. Zero. I'd be way more afraid of like black mold before I was afraid of like any. There's pictures on my Instagram of my kids on all four on the sidewalk in front of a coffee shop. And that's not an isolated incident.
Starting point is 00:23:06 That was every day. I mean, they were in some disgusting places, and I didn't give a shit. So that island, that Dominican Republic, that Dominican Republic and that Haiti, that's an island that's – I don't know what the island's called, but it's split in half. And there's two countries on it. I don't know what the island is called, but it's split in half, and there's two countries on it. And those Haitian people are the only successful group of slaves to revolt and win. I don't know if I'm saying it right. I'm probably not doing it justice. But basically – and I think that's how we got the western half of the United States, if I'm not mistaken.
Starting point is 00:23:52 I think what happened is the French were afraid they were going to lose that island. And they needed to generate currency and money to fight that war. And I think that's what the Louisiana Purchase was. So I think, was it Lincoln? Some president fucking bought that half of the United States from the French, gave them all that money. And then, then they use that money to try to beat down the fucking Haitian slaves and they,
Starting point is 00:24:12 they still lost. Oh my God. That sounds crazy. Alaska's last frontier homestead. Hi, Salon. Hey, nice house. I think I want to hear that story that sounds crazy the island of arugula aruba
Starting point is 00:24:33 asking americans about geography is a fucking joke jefferson jefferson bought the that jefferson did the louisiana purchase all right thomas jefferson trish that's fine i knew we'd get to it uh look at dakota miller wow look at you. Yes, America doubled because some slaves whooped the French. Yeah. Here we go. Just throw this in the blender of fucking crazy, just more crazy climate change shit. No one knows what the fuck's going on.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Listen carefully to this guy. This is a project knowledge we've been warming now since about 1850. Why choose that point? Physicist brain cat because it's the lowest point. We're at one degree above the coldest it's been in the last 10,000 years and two degrees cooler than the hottest it's been wrap your head around that
Starting point is 00:25:52 fucking statement you have to you have to start we have to start remembering that and I learned this from Greg at the broken science conference we don't care too much. We have 10% interest in the four out of five dentists that recommend dentine. The one we're really curious about is that fifth one.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Hey, excuse me, Mr. Fifth. Yes, Savant. I'm Dr. Fifth. Why didn't you recommend dentine? Because all the evidence shows that chewing gum on a regular basis fucks up your jaw, your teeth, and your digestive tract. Oh. And why did those other four recommend it?
Starting point is 00:26:44 Because they got paid. Oh, okay. Well, thank you. We need those data points. Okay, here we go. Casey, you don't know how happy I am that I see you in here. Crazy that the Louisiana Purchase
Starting point is 00:27:04 was like as much as a used 2008 Honda Civic with 200,000 miles we gotta know we gotta know about that we need to know this fucking story you guys up here this like what the fuck is going on here this dude really just lives about out in a cabin in alaska i haven't i'm embarrassed to say i haven't read winston what's the guy's name winston price but but i think that's one of those books that if you read his book on dentistry your whole I haven't read Winston. What's the guy's name? Winston Price. But I think that's one of those books that if you read his book on dentistry, your whole shit comes apart. Like if you want to be instantly red pilled. We've been warming now for the last sort of 150 years or so, give or take, since about 1850.
Starting point is 00:28:03 There's something interesting about that period,'t it tell it tell us about that because why did they choose that point well why did they choose 1850 as the starting point to talk about the earth warming i want to know how that dude chose that shirt you're telling me that fucking guy went to his closet that guy that old guy on the right and he's like yep this is the shirt i'm gonna wear today or has he just not taken that off in five years his whole posture is fucked up crossfit he needs crossfit well oh that's because it's the lowest point we are at one degree above the coldest it's been in the last 10 000 years which is let's just repeat that i mean that's remarkable and the other remarkable thing is it's two degrees cooler than the warmest it's been in the last 8,000, 10,000 years, which is the Egyptian and the Minoan period. So this is really important, folks, because this is data. And that essentially, the IPCC,
Starting point is 00:28:58 they always talk about that we are one degree higher than the pre-industrialization period that 150 years ago. But what you're saying, Brian, is that was the lowest point in the last 10,000 years. Correct. So in a sense, that's why we shouldn't be panicking and that it's been much warmer in two or three previous periods. Yes, and in the last interglacial, which was 130,000 years ago, when the country is pretty much where it is now,
Starting point is 00:29:23 about 50 degrees north from the equator, there were hippopotami and elephants on the banks of the River Thames. That would be quite a sight now, wouldn't it? It would, and it's well known. This is natural history. And it was six degrees warmer than it is now. And there were humans wandering around the place, presumably hunter-gathering happily.
Starting point is 00:29:42 We're a tropical species. I knew it. We're a tropical species. I knew it. We're a tropical species. Devesh is living in the right spot. Step on, bring the last survivor to the podcast. What last survivor? What are you talking about? Who?
Starting point is 00:30:00 What? Yeah, old man, zero fucks given. I know. I'm headed that way. I feel it. It's cool. It's really cool. It starts with those hats.
Starting point is 00:30:12 When I go to the beach, I wear like a sombrero. Oh, I love a new collar. Collar high. Hey, Siobhan. Alaska's last frontier homestead. Hey, what's up, dude? You're in Alaska? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Wow. And like a solar panel, like off the grid Alaska? The picture on my icon there is my remote cabin that is it's about two hours north of anchorage uh-huh and yes i do have solar panels batteries stuff like that uh what's the name of the town i want to look it up uh it's called peters, Alaska, Alaska. Yeah. I actually live in Willow, Alaska,
Starting point is 00:31:09 home of the, I did a rod race. Oh, okay. And let me ask you this. So I mean, I've got a bunch of just really dumb questions. Please bear with me. Please bear with me.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Do you have, do you get mail? Like, is there mail out there? Do you get mail? The people, there are a few people that live out in the petersville alaska area they get mail at trapper creek trapper creek it sounds like the fucking dukes of hazard okay i'm down here the vesh is over here and you're up
Starting point is 00:31:41 here this is crazy and um what and how do you get to your um your place in petersville god damn there's no road network up there zero they got you on highway three and that's it there's three main highways yes i don't see any roads dude oh i Oh, I see one. I see one. Is that a dirt road or is that a, no, what are those? Are those even roads? Petersville Road is paved back to mile 10. And then a dirt after that. What's this place called? Gate Creek Cabins.
Starting point is 00:32:17 That's just another little town. That is right by Petersville Road. It's a, you can go there, rent a cabin for the weekend. In the summertime, you can go fishing and stuff like that. In the wintertime, you go snowmobiling. So people, you, are there, um, is there cell service out there? Uh, it's spotty. Some places, yes. Some places, no. And, uh, what about, uh, internet? some places no and uh what about uh internet uh either through your cell phone or some people are getting a um starlink oh no shit no shit i wonder if starling's powerful enough for me to do my um
Starting point is 00:32:58 podcast i wonder if they yeah they say it is good up there. Wow. This is, this is crazy. And why do you live out there? Do you have like some sort of mental disorder or like what's going on? No, no. Like I said, that's my weekend getaway cabin. No, no. Alaska period, dude. Don't, don't, I know what you did there. Look it. Oh no, no, no. You guys have the highest rate of like, like all of you people who live in alaska had some sort of trauma you're running from no not everyone okay mostly there there are
Starting point is 00:33:32 a few normal people up here i'm not saying i'm one of the normal ones but yeah uh and how did you how do you end up in alaska well it was one of those things. I always wanted to visit Alaska. So I got laid off on the job back in like 2007. Okay. And a buddy of mine was coming up here. He had some property came up like in the summer times and hung out. So I more or less followed him up and fell in love with Alaska. God, I wish Canada would try to, I'm looking at the map and how Alaska comes pretty far South. I didn't know that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:11 I would love it if Canada tried to take that from us. That would be awesome. Hey, so, so if I were to drive from California to see you, how quickly do I enter Alaska? Cause like, I don't want, it looks like the best road is through Canada and I don't really want to be in Canada. Yeah, you would, you would have to come up through Canada and then take the Alaska highway through Canada into Alaska. And that comes in, keep going north. I'm looking at the map.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Do I have to go into the Yukon before I go? Yeah. Okay. I think so. That's a shame. And then you come across. Or what you can do is actually in, I think it's Seattle, you can catch the ferry and take the ferry up through the panhandle of Alaska.
Starting point is 00:35:05 God, I wonder how long that takes. Oh, well, it's a ferry ride, so it's slow, but it's a lot of fun. Days? You think it's days? Yeah. Yeah, it takes... Weeks? Two or three days. Yeah, where do you sleep on the ferry? You sleep in your car? No, you can actually get a room. Or on the ferry, they actually allow people to camp out on the upper back deck.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Oh, my God. Dude, listen, people. If you're 18 years old, fucking do that. That would be amazing if you were 18. Yes, get some girl you just met on fucking craigslist in a fucking box of condoms and go you're right holy shit doesn't that sound fun oh my god get just like a stack of cash like a thousand bucks in 20s or fives yeah just kind of just hey um uh and then and then so you i'm looking back to where
Starting point is 00:36:09 you are so you ended up doing well that you have a home and a cabin you ended up getting a job and were able to buy some shit yeah i i work in it so i work remote and the reason I'm up at this hour is I work East coast hours. Uh, sorry to interrupt. Um, Mr. Alaska, Chris is like Craigslist.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Yeah. I don't know that. Why not? I don't know where you meet a girl. I don't know. Only fan. No, I would go seriously.
Starting point is 00:36:40 I seriously, this is what I do. I would go to Craigslist and I would be like, Hey, um, uh, uh, Hey, um, uh, uh, short,
Starting point is 00:36:49 handsome 20 year old Armenian boy, uh, wants to go to Alaska with random girl. Uh, I have money. Do you want to camp with me? That's what I'd make a post like that. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:04 I would have done that. Back in the day, you could use Craigslist for that. Yeah, totally. Thank you, Gabe. Fuck. Paper Street Coffee. Discount code 7. I wonder if they send coffee to Alaska.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Oh, yeah. There are little coffee huts all over Alaska. So you have an IT job. And then how did you find this podcast? I know that's a lot self-ser job and then how did you find this podcast? I know that's a little self, a lot self-serving, but how did you find this podcast? Well,
Starting point is 00:37:30 actually, uh, get this. I lived in Anchorage for about 10 years when I came up here. Uh huh. And, um, I did CrossFit.
Starting point is 00:37:40 So that's how I found you and stuff like that. And actually the one gym i went to was that one that the wall collapsed and the lady died in it oh man yeah the mom of three like a month ago yeah yeah yeah so that was such of a sad situation yeah i heard that community so tight i heard when shit like that happens in alaska it fucks everyone up yeah right now that that gym there i haven't been there for a year or two because i've moved out of anchorage but uh i heard they they are actually holding classes at like four different crossfit gyms oh in the area yeah yeah so other crossFit gyms opened up their doors and allowing them to hold classes at different times. Hey, this chick Jacqueline says sounds like a way to get killed.
Starting point is 00:38:34 And I think she's referencing the fact of putting an ad out for like just a girl to travel with on the Craigslist. God, is the world really like that? You can't just like go on Craigslist and just find like. god is the world really like that you can't just like go on craigslist and just find like i mean i mean you're just gonna find some chick who's in the same place you are where they just want to run away it'll be fun right no you're not gonna kill you she's not gonna kill you is she oh yeah he would kill her oh no the armenian dude who wants to go to alaska and camp on the deck is not going to kill you he he just wants to see your boobs that's it he's very simple but he's a very simple man do you
Starting point is 00:39:13 have a wife no i don't i'm single how do you how do you meet girls in alaska good question oh yeah i know fuck how about figuring that out and tell me okay I will hey you would think though you'd be a good catch right
Starting point is 00:39:30 because you have a cabin I don't even mean that like in I mean that like dead serious dead serious well I think I would be a good catch
Starting point is 00:39:38 I got a excellent paying job I make good money since I work in IT I have property I have a cabin do you have a dog no dog yet you have a cat no cat yeah you're a total great catch that's the kind of thing like
Starting point is 00:39:54 after like dating six months you get that dog together right yeah that's fucking money i love that well i'm i'm glad I met you. I hope to continue to hear more details about your lifestyle. You probably do things there that we are just completely unfamiliar with, like shower and water and freezing and different animals you have to deal with and just all sorts of shit like that. Yeah, where's Heidi? I'm surprised.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Yeah, maybe Heidi. Maybe Heidi has to come visit you in the cabin. with and just all sorts of shit like that. Yeah. Where's Heidi? I'm surprised. Yeah. Maybe Heidi, maybe Heidi's your, uh, maybe Heidi has to come visit you in the cabin. I forget who Heidi is. She's just, Heidi's in the comments.
Starting point is 00:40:35 She's the, Oh no. She says, no, thanks. She's not interested in Alaska. All right, fine.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Um, uh, no, Sean wants me to ask you to jump rope rope make a jump rope video so we can know your hog size i would never do that to you never do that to a random hey hey siobhan you know how the class uh crossfit games they had uh in the crossfit games with a jump rope, you had to cross them and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. I have nine double unders backwards. Try that.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Oh, yeah. You know, we had Josh on, and he said that's the only way he used to know how to do them. How is that? Is that hard? I played a video the other day of a lady doing it. Is that hard? Oh, my God. I can cross them, cross them indefinite.
Starting point is 00:41:28 I can keep crossing them indefinite forever. So you're a good jumper. Crossover is nothing, but backwards jumping is weird. Yeah. And I'm pretty good at forward double unders. I'm not that great, but I'm pretty good. Backwards, the most I've ever gotten nonstop is nine. Wow. Hey,
Starting point is 00:41:46 are you still working out regularly? Unfortunately, no, because the closest CrossFit gym is a little over a half hour away. And I moved on to vacant land. So I really don't have any place to work out at the moment. You should do this fucked up workout that Hiller had me and my wife to a few months ago. It's as many air squats you can do in 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:42:10 Yeah, that would be a good one. Yeah. That broke me off. Especially if you haven't worked in a while, you'll remember that for like a week. You'll feel that for like a week. Definitely. Definitely. I do plan on starting to work out. I don't have a shower right at the moment here in my cabin, but it's spring summer. I will. So I'll start working out again then.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Awesome. All right. Well, thank you for calling. Great to hear from you and stay in touch. Same thing. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Talk to you later. All right, brother. Bye. God, I think I'm so fucking cool. I got a listener in Alaska. Such a simple person.
Starting point is 00:42:49 How fucking amazing is that? A listener in Alaska. So awesome. Australia. australia what the fuck are you guys doing over there senator alex antic uh similar if not worse trends are happening all over the western world clearly something serious i would say catastrophic, is occurring. The other day I was talking about how this generation is having its Vietnam and they don't even know it.
Starting point is 00:43:32 And someone's like, don't you think that's a little extreme? I don't know, man. Like I said, I want to be wrong. I really want to be wrong. The previous four ABS provisional mortality statistics data releases reveal that 15.1%, 16%, 17% and 17.3% increases in excess deaths above the baseline average. Now, clearly something serious, I would say catastrophic, is occurring in Australia and in other parts of the world. Yet strangely, the censorship industrial complex, namely the mainstream media and the health... Censorship industrial complex. Censorship industrial complex.
Starting point is 00:44:19 ...departments in this country are almost entirely unconcerned about investigating this dramatic increase in excess deaths and why they may be taking place. An ABS data release dated 31 March 2021, dealing with data throughout 2020, the first year of the pandemic reads as follows, and I quote, 141,116 doctor-certified deaths occurred between 1 January 2020 and 31 December 2020 and were registered by 28 February 2021. This equates to an average of 385.6 deaths per day, which is in line with the baseline average of 385.8. Basically, mortality rates didn't significantly rise in 2020 but drastically rose throughout 2022 after most of the population were injected with an mrna shot most
Starting point is 00:45:12 i think you'd be hard-pressed to find someone in australia who's not fucking stung for covid to put it another way australia had 14,116 recorded deaths in 2020 and 174 people. That's up 35,000 in one year. It's going to end up being their fucking World War II, dude, if they're not fucking careful. It might be too late. I don't mean to scare the shit out of people. But that number is fucking nuts.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Someone needs to figure out what's going on. Or not. I mean... I want to know how many people didn't actually get the injection that just faked it i'm dying to know seven have you been reading the twitter files must read must share uh uh no i have not uh send it to me in my dms i've been spending last night probably i spent four hours like right after that golf show i just sat down till fucking like midnight and went through DMS. You should make a shirt with yesterday's OGC logo.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Send to Gary Robbins. Oh, Roberts, Robbins, Roberts, Robbins, Roberts. And,
Starting point is 00:46:41 uh, Djokovic is the devil. I know. It's awesome. He's a hero. I know. I know. Listen,
Starting point is 00:46:51 a lot. Mr. Alaska, listen to Drish. I'll ask a start o'clock. Do one burpee in the second minute. Do two burpees in the third minute, three burpees.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Keep going until you can. I used to do that all the time. Great one. Good job, Trish. I'm the same. Gary, you want to call Gary Roberts right now I don't know I don't know if I'm going to let you direct
Starting point is 00:47:12 the show like that I want to but my ego is like fuck you you ain't telling me what to do disc golf needs to stop calling itself golf and using the same language embarrassing uh the worst part of all this no one will be held accountable and we're just left with loved ones who who've been pricked and might collapse at any moment yeah i do you think that they won't be do you think that's why there's no honesty about it though that's the thing do you think that they won't be... Do you think that's why there's no honesty about it, though? That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Do you think that's why there's no honesty? Because we expect them to be held accountable? We're surrounded by assholes. Like, if... Like, me personally, I never call the cops on someone if they do something bad and they returned it to me. I'm like i i don't need people to be punished oh i saw susa just sent a um send it just sent it susa just sent a text to Daniel Brandon, I saw, that went out. How the fuck are you sending a text and you're not on here with me helping my ass out?
Starting point is 00:48:31 But I still like it. He sent a text to Daniel Brandon and said, are we still on for the show tonight? Call Gary, can be bought? Yeah, I can totally be bought. Caller, hi. Caller. hi Caller Hey, what's up, dude? How are you?
Starting point is 00:48:50 I'm pretty good I'm pretty good I'm mellower than most mornings You seem like it Yeah, just a little bit I'm just a little calmer I don't think I slept quite enough And my wife told me that, too
Starting point is 00:49:02 She never gives me advice like that She's like, hey, you're not sleeping quite enough. I said like five hours last night. That's not good. It's not like seven or eight. I know, but I napped during the day too. Like yesterday I napped.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Dude, you know how, do you have kids? Uh, she's grown. Oh, well you'll, you'll understand this.
Starting point is 00:49:22 I took a nap yesterday and when i woke up i had a boy in each arm i was like yeah it's like you take two hour long nap though no probably 26 minutes and then they fucking woke me up because they wanted to go out they wanted me to drive them somewhere like to the beach and like play in the rain which which I did, but I just, it's, it's, I mean, yeah, no, 26 minutes. All right. That's good. Yeah. So I slept for a total. Yeah. And I'll, and I'll probably sleep soon as I, um, soon, but I don't feel tired. I just feel mellow. But as soon as I'm done here, I'll probably go inside and close my eyes.
Starting point is 00:49:58 It's raining here. I know the weather's crazy. Why, where are you? I'm up in the Sacramento area oh hey are you guys is it snowing there uh
Starting point is 00:50:09 not in the foothills where I live no Tahoe must be getting smashed dude they are we have friends that live in Truckee
Starting point is 00:50:17 and they have like I think he said last count they had 18 feet of snow at their house yeah that's nuts yeah it's crazy I want is the drought over Last count, they had 18 feet of snow at their house. Yeah, that's nuts. Yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Is the drought over? They say it is until next year. Hey, you know what I think too? Yeah, exactly. You know what the problem is? I don't think we have enough ways of capturing water because it's rained enough for water for a thousand years now. We don't. We need about 30 more reservoirs and then we probably still wouldn't have enough to capture all the water.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Wow. Devesh with the fucking, this is an amazing comeback. I was saying that I woke up after napping with my kids, with a kid in each arm and Devesh says that Devesh in the comments, that's how, that's also how seven woke up during his harem days with a guy in each arm. You son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Taking you out, taking you out. Hey, so I called in today. Cause you were saying you wanted people to call in that have used your California hormones code. Oh yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Yeah. Tell me how to go. How'd it go? Tell me, tell me. I've been doing it for five months. No shit. Okay. Can you walk me through the process of me. I've been doing it for five months. No shit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Can you walk me through the process of what happened? You heard about it on the show and then you just called them or you went to their website? Yeah. So I'm a firefighter. So I get shitty sleep most of the times I go to work. Okay. And so I was feeling crappy. Didn't feel like I could recover anymore.
Starting point is 00:51:42 So I heard you, you had, i think sarah and dr burgess on your show like a year ago maybe oh yeah it was um uh those two i forget those doctor's name damien and i forget the lady's name but it wasn't sarah it wasn't it was another it was a it was it was a two two physicians two two separate physicians or a physician i don't know if damien's a physician but the lady was definitely a physician so they were awesome so i put it off and put it off i was kind of like you i'm like i don't need that i don't need that i don't need that and i went and got tested and i was at like 300 and so i'm like you know what let me just talk to him so i used your code flew down there did the whole meeting with them did the whole blood work panel and all that and uh i actually talked to damien burgess he's my he's my contact oh that's
Starting point is 00:52:31 awesome i started and i'll tell you what it feels better i tested it out to see if it was true or not so after three months i stopped for two weeks and i went right back to feeling like shit so i started up again you know what's crazy is so gary didn't think it was doing anything and then after five months he stopped and then he told on the last show he's like holy shit that stuff really does a lot it does it does more than you think it does but now i'm like afraid that i'm never going to be able to stop it and and and what and what why do you care if you have to stop it or not stop it? Cause it's a pain in the ass or? No, it's not pain in the ass.
Starting point is 00:53:10 It's only two shots a week. It's easy. And have you gotten, has your body changed your body composition? Oh yeah. Just in five months I've leaned out. I probably lost, I don't know, five or six pounds. You can actually see abs and I'm 51 years old. Just like you. No shit. So probably if you lost five or six pounds you can actually see abs and i'm 51 years old just like you no shit so probably if you lost five or six pounds that means you probably put on five do you
Starting point is 00:53:31 think you put on five pounds of muscle i mean uh uh hillar tells me he's fucking gigantic i have not lost any strength numbers in the gym i can tell you that that's anything i've probably gained some strength numbers in the gym. But I don't feel like I'm bulkier. No, I don't feel like I'm bulkier. Do you drink less coffee? I heard you people drink less coffee too, less caffeine. No, I crush coffee.
Starting point is 00:53:55 Oh, okay. Look, Chris is like, I can't even keep up with my creatine. I know. I know, me too. That's how I feel. But, you know, I crashed coffee. Bruce Wayne says TRT is for life. How about your mental clarity? It's awesome. Great.
Starting point is 00:54:17 I used to forget people's names all the time, and I actually remember people's names now. It's weird. Yeah, I can't remember a name for the life of me. Hey, what about boning? Yes. Your libido goes up tremendously. Yes. Someone told me that their wife is having trouble keeping up. And I was like, wow. My wife's pretty good about that.
Starting point is 00:54:44 She's kind of like your wife yeah isn't that great god it's great having a good woman yeah she went on it too actually she really how long has she been on it uh like three months no it wasn't gary who told me that by the way no no it wasn't gary gary's wife just doesn't want to just doesn't want to bone them, period. You need to put her on CRT too then. Really? Did that affect her desires? It gave her a lot more energy. How's that? I wouldn't say it doesn't
Starting point is 00:55:13 affect her libido quite like it does the man, but yeah. I mean, she's not quiet about it. She's not like, no, no, no. Hey, when you sleep through the night do you do you sleep like a rock too that's another thing i heard i heard you don't get up and piss in the middle of the night you don't wake up to little sounds you just sleep like a rock
Starting point is 00:55:33 that is kind of funny because i was to the point where i was getting up at least once a night to go pee and i do not get up in the night to go pee anymore what a fucking trip so this thing makes you more alert need less sleep but you also fucking sleep better yeah i sleep sound when i go to sleep i'm out i get hot though that's the problem i just ordered one of those cooling pads for my mattress yeah so i noticed i sleep hotter now than i did before and I slept hot before. Wow. Crazy. And are you doing CrossFit? Yeah. I've been a CrossFitter for 13 years. Did that, did getting on the California hormones plan,
Starting point is 00:56:21 did that also give you some sort of like some pure pressure to clean up some other parts of your life? Like, you know, like you spend $200 on a pair of running shoes. So you start running every week, every day. Um, that was part of it too. I have arthritis in both my knees and I was trying to get my knees to feel better.
Starting point is 00:56:33 So, uh, I did clean up my diet. I'm actually pretty much straight keto now. Wow. Um, and you think that was motivated? Like you're like,
Starting point is 00:56:44 Hey, if I'm going to do do trt then i should i should i should make some efforts elsewhere i was more motivated for my wife because she uh is pre-diabetic and she has late adult onset diabetes in her family and she's like i ain't getting diabetes so we're doing something so that was more stim came from her oh that's cool yeah and i just followed along and she's doing it i'm doing it so here we are yeah that's how that's isn't that great i love having a good that's how i am too with my wife if my wife i see my wife doing some shit like that i'm um i'm gonna try to jump on the bandwagon
Starting point is 00:57:22 yeah i mean i feel great. He does pretty, I mean, I feel really good. I mean, my gym, my workout, being on keto, I feel fantastic.
Starting point is 00:57:33 If Gavin Newsom's house was on fire up there in Sacramento, would you, um, would there be a kink in the hose? Um, I'm sorry. Sorry. I couldn't,
Starting point is 00:57:43 sorry. I know it's not nice, but God, what a dickhead. I'm sorry. I couldn't. Sorry. I know it's not nice, but God, what a dickhead. He is a dickhead. I agree with you. What a fucking naughty bad man. He's going to be our president someday. No, no, brother.
Starting point is 00:57:58 He's not. What? Coming. No. He's our next president. There is no fucking way. and kamala they're gonna be running me you know what's crazy is sometimes like in my little bubble like i think you're batshit crazy but sometimes when i look out of my bubble i'm like holy shit there's a fucking
Starting point is 00:58:18 whole world out there that's completely tarted yeah they are they are tarted. I work in the tarted world. I see it daily when I go to work. Yeah. Someone just told me, uh, someone told me who, uh, uh, a friend of mine who works in some huge public organization where we pay our taxes to, they have a section that's just for hiring, um, uh, black people, like an allocation of money and their program. That's only for hiring black people based on your being hired based on your skin color uh the fire department's getting that way too I cannot
Starting point is 00:58:52 and they don't even hide it this friend of mine she told me they don't even hide it it's just like just out in the open like there it is but she says they do all sorts of other stuff that they lie and sneak about um along those same lines. She told me that just the fucking
Starting point is 00:59:08 racism and prejudice and discrimination is just rampant. It's crazy. It's not about it anymore. It's about what you look like nowadays. Sean Lenderman, I'm 31 and still get a lot of random boners during the day. Does this mean my test levels are good? I have no idea. I get a lot of random boners during the day does this thing test levels are good I have no idea
Starting point is 00:59:26 I get a lot of random boners too here man you should get random boners you know like even my I have a dog that's old as shit like old I can't see or hear and I'll just see him sitting around with his fucking his lipstick
Starting point is 00:59:43 out like damn my dog walks around I think 24 7 with his lipstick sarah cox uh super sticker uh 1999 hey why'd you fly down there to california i wanted i wanted to see the facilities and stuff like that and why not i mean southwest you can get 59 flights it was worth it and and how and uh how was it was it what did you think of the facilities uh the testing facility the testing facility dude it's not fancy but their offices are sweet it's very nice it's in a cool area i mean newport beach can't go wrong yeah i uh i i don't know if you went to the same place I did. The place I went was crazy fucking nice. Like just comfortable. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Yeah. It was crazy. It's super nice. You didn't take your blood there. You didn't do your blood. Did they have a phlebotomist come like, do it like in the lobby there? Or you went to some sort of blood taking place?
Starting point is 01:00:37 They would have, but the, their actual lab was closer to the airport. So we kind of did a day in Newport and then swung by the lab on the way out okay okay we got and went to their lab and just got it drawn right there well awesome well thank you for thank you for keeping me up to speed please um please keep me posted i will yeah that's awesome introducing them to me. Yeah, that's cool. I love hearing this shit. It's awesome. Yep. No problem.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Not a lobotomist, not a phlebotomist. No, I don't know. It's Christine. Phlebotomist. Phlebotomist. Not lobotomist. I have my brain intact, so that's good. You didn't say that. I said it, I think. Or Heidi's just making fun of us. Thanks, Heidi. All right, brother., Heidi. All right,
Starting point is 01:01:25 brother. Thank you. All right. Have a good one. Bye. Bye. 51 year old to 51 year old. Just two dudes.
Starting point is 01:01:35 Just two dudes talking, shooting a shit. I'm getting juiced up. None of this works. None of this works unless we continue to perpetuate this mindset. I know we've shown this before, but it never gets old. None of this works unless we continue. This is why you don't send your kids to school. This is exactly why you don't send your kids school. Isn't it funny? You think you're sending your kid to school to get smart, but smart,
Starting point is 01:02:11 but you're sending your kid to school and they get stupid. School closes your mind. School closes your mind. This is it. We're in the victim Olympics. We're in the victim Olympics. You know, voter ID laws? Yeah, they're usually pretty racist.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Look, look, she just random asked her about voter ID laws and she immediately goes to just they're racist she doesn't even know what the fuck she's talking about but you know where she learned that harvard they're bad i think voter id law she doesn't know what she's saying she just says she's just being cute they're bad they're they're racist i mean she's still walking she hasn't even stopped i wonder how hot that guy is who's asking that question that she'd stop like that hey i bet you if it was a black dude asking her that, she'd fucking would have just kept walking. I know that's fucking conjecture. She still has her fucking headphones in. Because black people are less likely to have state ids because black people are less likely to
Starting point is 01:03:26 have state ids um over the internet is that also what hey what's crazy is it doesn't even matter if it's true so what if that was true so what if that was true we just dumb everything down for the dumbest people in fucking society. We just, we just like, what if it was true? What if for some reason, native Americans just,
Starting point is 01:03:50 what Amish people, they probably don't have ideas. So we just dumb everything down because those motherfuckers don't want to use a fucking microwave. Where's my 12 daily doses of racism today, motherfucker? Where are you with your shoes in the comments? Let me see your punk ass. Pop your head up. Make it difficult for black people in particular?
Starting point is 01:04:15 Yeah, you have to have access to the internet. You have to be able to pay an internet service provider for certain fees. Do you think that's harder for black people to go online? Well, I feel like they don't have the knowledge of how it works. They don't have money, they don't have jobs, and they don't have knowledge how that works. Look at this fucking girl. Harvard.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Who is the racist? Soft bigotry of low expectations. Now that's the line. The soft bigotry of low expectations the soft bigotry of low expectations
Starting point is 01:04:56 Mason Mitchell I gotta get your I gotta get your fighter buddy on. Uh, yes, but she doesn't even know it. Uh,
Starting point is 01:05:12 cause I've been on, she doesn't even know it. That's the thing. She doesn't even know. She's a nice, she's, she's just being compassionate. She's just being,
Starting point is 01:05:20 she's just being nice. Now I'm here in East Harlem to ask black people their thoughts on what you just heard. Do you carry ID? Yes, I do. Do you know anybody, any black person who doesn't carry ID? No. Why would they think we don't have ID? That's a lie.
Starting point is 01:05:39 Why would they? Damn, this chick is smoking. Say that you have id yes everybody that may have even been a dude that might be a hot dude don't have id like that's one of the things you need to walk around with new york would you have a problem if when you go to vote if they say quickly just like see your id to make sure you are you say you are do you have an issue with that no have an opinion on voter id laws hey if you saw someone who was a tranny, but you thought they were attractive, could you still admit to yourself that they were attractive? I couldn't.
Starting point is 01:06:20 I wasn't sure if that was a fucking man or a woman who was talking. I know some of you would have trouble with that. I don't think that's healthy. It's like thinking a flower is not beautiful because you hate bees and it attracts bees. It's two different subjects. xb's it's two different subjects i was totally ogling this tranny and in san francisco with a friend and a cop uh said had walked up and said that's a dude it actually made me more interested i was like really i want to fucking talk to this dude
Starting point is 01:06:59 none of none of none of the racism doesn't work by the way unless they keep perpetuating that someone has to think that they're better that was the whole point of that someone has to think that they're better someone has to be playing the victim someone has to be pointing at them at the victim i'm gonna change the story for women it's not like you're perpetuating the story that's your inside voice change the story you say that to yourself or you say that behind closed doors or you figure it out
Starting point is 01:07:33 and then you actually go out and change the story but if all you keep doing is saying I'm going to change the story for women you're now the plantation or you're now the person keeping them women on the plantation same thing with people of color anything that you're now the plantation or you're now the person keeping them women on the plantation same thing with people of color people uh anything that you're trying to help oh i have some sunglasses like those ones that girl was wearing i wonder if i would look like i
Starting point is 01:07:55 fucking could be a chick um there's this uh woman i i've seen her around town she i believe it or fucking not she used to have a fucking membership i read all about her uh i went through a huge malcolm x black panther phase at one point in my life huge huge and there was a woman named uh angela davis what's interesting it says here she's a professor at the university of santa cruz uh she was born in january 26 1944 she's an american marxist and feminist philosopher academic and author she's a professor at the university of santa cruz davis was a long-time member of the communist party usa and the founding member of the committee of correspondence for democracy and socialism she writes extensively on class gender race and u.s u.s prison system and she used to work out at my gym uh team to funga team to funga in
Starting point is 01:08:55 emeryville california or it was on the border of emeryville and berkeley i think it was in emeryville i give you the name in case anyone wants to fact check me. I know I'd seen her in there. She's 79 years old. Her family lived in a dynamite hill neighborhood which was marked in the 1950s by the bombings of houses in an attempt
Starting point is 01:09:24 to intimidate and drive out middle class black black people that'll leave a fucking mark on you uh she uh her mother uh sila bell davis was national officer and leading organizer of the southern negro youth congress an organization influenced by the Communist Party. There's something in here you have to see. Davis received various awards, including the Soviet Union's Lenin Peace Prize. She's in the National Woman's Hall of Fame. She was accused of supporting political violence, and for supporting the soviet union she has been a controversial figure in 2020 she was listed as the 1971 woman of the year in time magazine's 100 women of the year edition hold on hang tight here people
Starting point is 01:10:21 davis was a supporter of the Soledad brothers, three inmates who recently were accused and charged with the killing of a prison guard at Soledad Prison. On August 7, 1970, heavenly armed 17-year-old African-American high school student Jonathan Jackson, whose brother was George Jackson, one of the three Soledad brothers, gained control of a courtroom in Marin County, California. He armed the black defendants and took the judge Harold Haley, the prosecutor and three male jurors hostage. I want to say she ended up in San Quentin for this.
Starting point is 01:10:54 I look, here's a wanted poster for Angela Davis wanted by the FBI. There was a judge here. There was a warrant issued for her arrest hours after the judge issued the warrant on august 14 1970 a massive attempt to find an arrest davis began fbi director j edgar hoover listed davis on the fbi's 10 most wanted man this this lady's been around he's been around a defense motion for a change of venue is granted and the trial was moved to
Starting point is 01:11:36 Santa Clara County on June 4th 1972 that's a I was a few months old after 13 hours of deliberations, the all-white jury returned a verdict of not guilty. The fact that she owned the guns and used them in the crime was judged insufficient to establish her role in the plot. Fucking whiteys. fucking whiteys I mean all people my age their parents know who the fuck this lady is everyone knows who she is
Starting point is 01:12:14 everyone knows who she is everyone knows who she is I would like to show you, huge proponent of reparations, huge proponent of reparations, huge proponent of reparations. I present to you the benevolent, the kind,
Starting point is 01:12:43 the full of life, exuberance, and smiles, incredible fucking hair, and poster child for the Communist Party, Angela Davis. Here she is. Do you know what you're looking at? That is a list of the passengers on the Mayflower. No, I can't believe this. No.
Starting point is 01:13:08 My ancestors did not come here on the Mayflower. No, I can't believe this. No, my ancestors did not come here on the Mayflower. Your ancestors came on the Mayflower. No, no, no. You are descended from one of the 101 people who sailed on the Mayflower. Oof. That's a little bit too much to deal with. For those of you who don't know her, that's Angela Davis, one of the leading evangelists for anti-white racism in America and a professor who also has endorsed the idea of reparations. And as you can see in that clip, she's quite taken aback when she discovers that not only is she the descendant of someone who was a passenger on the Mayflower,
Starting point is 01:13:42 but she finds out later in the episode that she's also descendant of a slave owner. It really makes you wonder. All of these people hooping and hollering about the need for reparations might want to take an ancestry DNA test before staking their entire career around the issue. Any idea what you're... Can you imagine your identity being that fucking weak
Starting point is 01:14:00 that you would be fucking rocked by that? weak that you would be fucking rocked by that like who cares who you're related to who gives a rat's ass okay this one's good uh for those of you i for those of you who want to know how to please women, I have found this video, and I think it is absolutely vital that we as men learn how to please women. I found this video. It's not too long, but there's some important tips in here. Here we go. Do you want to know how to pleasure a woman? Nope. Want to see a wheelie? Want to know how to pleasure a woman? Nope. Want to see a wheelie? Want to know how to pleasure a woman? Nope. Want to see a wheelie? nope let's see wheelie oh my goodness how good is a wheelie how fucking good is a wheelie i love a wheelie
Starting point is 01:15:15 when i it's big wheelies are huge around santa cruz kids kids riding wheelies and i always yell at them like good job and they always think because they're so used to people like yelling at them, half the time they'll be like, what'd you say? I'll be like, good job, that's an awesome wheelie. Like seventh grader getting all puffy chested on me and shit. Chase Bryant, I sent that video to so many people. God, that video is so funny. What?
Starting point is 01:15:41 Really? God, I thought that was so funny. Want to see a wheelie? It just speaks to the fucking 13-year-old boy in me. Want to see a wheelie? I'd stop anything to watch a wheelie. A wheelie. a wheelie i see remember i was just saying that like when i look outside my bubble um i uh i realize how um
Starting point is 01:16:18 i realize how out of touch i am this this is fucking crazy. I don't even know if this is true. I don't know how this could be true, but supposedly it is true. Listen to this story. Just look the way it's written. Holy shit. This website's called Emily Cottontop. Oh, is she a black girl? That in itself could be racist. Cottontop oh is that she black girl that in itself could be racist cottontop mississippi news anchor fired for saying for shizzle my nizzle on the air
Starting point is 01:16:52 fo shizzle my nizzle a mississippi news anchor has been fired for making racial comments live on the air and this isn't her first time robert bassine, Bassay, is a news anchor for WLBT in Jackson, Mississippi. During a segment on March 8th, the crew was discussing Snoop Dogg's wine collection. The crew joked about collaborating with the rapper, and Barbie shared her excitement by saying, Faux shizzle my nizzle live on the air. Her statement caused quite a stir on social media. Why is she saying it's a racial comment? How is faux shizzle my nizzle a racial comment?
Starting point is 01:17:24 I guess I don't even know what that means, a racial but later on it says in here some others oh uh in october barbie this is the host of this show that's her name barbie found herself in hot water after joking jokingly referring to her reporter's grandmother as grand mammy she received backlash for this comment and ultimately agonized and kept her job she didn't get so lucky this time and then someone wrote does she deserve to get fired i'm gonna play this for you now i understand why why people are so fuck they man i wonder what would happen if some of these people saw this podcast listen this is fucking crazy i would need i need so much fucking explain to me what the um for shizzle my
Starting point is 01:18:13 nizzle i mean snoop dogg's like old now and and right like does this generation even know who he is do you guys know he's a rapper he there was like three rappers dr dre eminem snoop dogg it was kind of really dr dre came came from N.W.A. I mean, that was shit we listened to when we were kids. Snoop Dogg was like early college shit. And now if you say a lyric from his song, it's racist. This is fucking nuts. I can't even I can't even like stretch my imagination.
Starting point is 01:18:40 You know how sometimes I'll be like, it's kind of like if you say you ask a black person if they want to eat watermelon and they say it's racist. Like you have no idea why it's racist except that you've been told it's racist. Well, because black people like watermelon. And then you're like, well, yeah, that's why I offered them watermelon because I thought that. Well, you're being discriminatory. Well, I'm just trying to help. If an Armenian guy came over, I'd offer him tabbouleh. If a fucking Chinese guy, I'd offer him rice.
Starting point is 01:19:01 I'm just trying to be, just trying to like help. Like how is that racist? I'm just trying to be just trying to like help like how is that racist i'm just trying to fucking use a little cultural wisdom it's not even soft it's fucking jesus louise it's not even soft it's fucking stupid right i'm not saying that you walk up to every mexican and the first thing you say to them is like hey do you own El Camino but like if I got a Mexican girlfriend with a lot of fucking tattoos and wears a shitload of makeup and thick black hair and her dad has a fucking
Starting point is 01:19:33 tattoo on his fucking neck that says Seren then the first date I'm taking her on is a fucking low rider car show and then then maybe the second date I'll take her to see the fucking san francisco philharmonic we don't need your help malcolm x i don't know if that's for me if it's towards me i like it it's funny okay here we go this is fucking nuts what you're about to see brace yourself don't let any of this shit get in your head either don't stop just being you
Starting point is 01:20:04 everyone who listens to the show can say fo shizzle my nizzle matter of fact everyone should say it once it's totally a cool line it's funny we bought enough snoop dog albums to be able to say fo shizzle my nizzle oh is nizzle is it because of nizzle oh my goodness holy shit look at the guy in the blue like he knows he knows uh he he um seven why have all your ads in spanish why oh please oh please even if it does it's not even close you can't even say it if it's even close all the other nizzles should have been fired for laughing at her then oh so that's why this guy is tripping right here wow
Starting point is 01:21:16 oh oh i went to oh shit i went to instagram all right let's play it again hold on oh yeah look at the guys tripping right oh god i need to see the whole thing by the way she needs to update her picture she looks nothing like that this is like 20 years ago wow god isn't it funny that some old white lady said that why does it have to be fucking mean incredible okay well now i've been schooled i never even thought of that i never even went there it's nizzle 19 for triggered my nizzle i wonder i wonder if it was just that it was set on tv what if a black person would have said that
Starting point is 01:22:22 would that have flown? Will Dernis, I think the dude is just embarrassed for her because she sounds so white. Don't think he was thinking it was offensive. I know we don't even know. Dude, this bitch lost her job for this. This fucking chick lost her job of 20 years for saying that.
Starting point is 01:22:55 What about grand mammy? Who's going to educate me? Why can't she say grand mammy? Someone educate me. Were you guys able to even hear that last one? Let me see. Oh, no, it jumps to this. Why is it doing that?
Starting point is 01:23:15 I can't play it anymore. Were you guys able to hear it when I played it twice just now? Sean says, she had to have been going around the office saying some racist shit behind the scenes and this was just the final straw you think yeah i think snoop dogg would have been proud too uh oh shit here we go a mammy was a house slave who watched over the family. No shit. Oh, my goodness. Well, she might as well have just come in blackface then, too.
Starting point is 01:24:02 God, I would just rather just be stupid sometimes. I guess I was so happily ignorant. Should have never played that piece. Well, I have written here, I'm so out of touch with the idiot world. Please someone stay outside in the field of love and play with me. Offended by that.
Starting point is 01:24:24 Why not just bring someone on and talk to her have a discussion about it yo you know what means and you know what a grandmammy means she's like yeah and then she could be like well some people are offended by that because you're you shouldn't be saying that
Starting point is 01:24:42 and then she'd be like why not it's a cool line I love Snoop Dogg says it. It's a cool line. I love Snoop Dogg. And then they could just talk it out. Why not? Sounds newsworthy. Sounds newsworthy as fuck to me. And hey, and if she's wrong, then she's wrong.
Starting point is 01:25:09 And we all move on and we all like her better and she doesn't fucking lose her job or you just stop watching the show there is a city north of me, 70 miles called Oakland, California. It is a fucked up town. It is, it is extremely diverse in its ethnic, national and financial makeup, like crazy diverse, like some of the richest people in the world live there. And some of the poorest people in the world live there in every fucking nationality and ethnicity lives there. It is fucking a serious melting pot. It's right across. There's a bridge that goes straight from this city into San Francisco. And Oakland also has all the ports for the Bay area. So all the ships come into the Oakland port. port oh someone just sent me a text and says i can't believe how many times you just said nizzle i did well i didn't even i don't know i don't even know i don't even know uh and and i listen to a lot of fucking rap music people. I listen more than most.
Starting point is 01:26:26 Oh, my goodness. It's Sean Woodland. What's up, Logan? How you doing, man? What's up, dude? How's it going? How's it going? I'm a little starstruck.
Starting point is 01:26:42 I haven't heard from you in forever. I'm starstruck. I know. I from you in forever. I'm starstruck. I know. I've been in a coma for 10 months. Can you fill me in? Yeah. I'm glad you made it out. You need to get on that CA hormones.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Like Philip Kelly. Yeah. You know, what got me really was I've been really buried in this job that I got off this freak website from some European. It's called Barbell Jobs. You heard of them? Yes. Yes, I have. What happened to them? job that I got off this freak website from some European. It's called barbell job. You heard of them? Yes. Yes, I have. What happened to them? I was actually going to ask you what happened to them. That's what happens, man. But, but, uh, my wife has grand memories. So I mentioned that one. Oh, that's cool. Did you ever see that, that, that, um,
Starting point is 01:27:27 that comedian that I said, Oh, call her, hold on Jesus. I'm on with Mr. Mars. Mars, did you ever see that comedian? I had, uh, I played the clip of him and he's like, uh, my wife has huge tits and then the crowd laughs and he goes, because I, I never give up on my dreams when I was eight years old. All I wanted was a woman with big tits. Did you ever see that skit? I did not.
Starting point is 01:27:48 Sounds like Jim Gaffigan. No, but kind of like him. Hey, does your wife really have giant boobs? Well, I mean, I'm very satisfied with the quantity of mammaries my wife has. Yeah, that's cool. Very good. Yeah. I don't mean to be hating on any boobs, by the way, when I say that. I don't mean to be hating on any boobs by the way
Starting point is 01:28:05 when I say that I don't mean to be hating on any boobs I work with an 80 year old guy and he's just telling me that anything more than a handful is really just a waste
Starting point is 01:28:13 so that's not true at all well words of wisdom he's an old man I'm 51 and I'm telling you that they're
Starting point is 01:28:21 it's not true well it's true well I love you that's it just your wife got giant tits and grand mammaries and that's it yeah I'm just dipping my toe back in the water I don't want to like overdo it
Starting point is 01:28:33 don't want to get hypothermia or heat shock yeah and no one in the comments has said hang up on you yet alright long time friend it's been a while since we've talked and uh Mr. Mars good to hear from you brother I got one question
Starting point is 01:28:49 when are you going to have that chick from the UFC back on I got molested that was a really good story I was left hanging I've asked her to come back on Kayla Harrison yeah Kayla Harrison yeah I really I want to have come back on. Kayla Harrison. Yeah, Kayla Harrison.
Starting point is 01:29:09 I want to have her back on. Well, that would be splendid. Love you. Bye-bye. I'll invite Kayla back on. Actually, I'll send her a text today. Maybe she won't come on the show because I said, call her. Hi.
Starting point is 01:29:26 Hey, what's up up Remember Jessica Griffith Didn't she say something about Alex Smith That relation And then everyone got open arms She got cancelled But if you look at everyone's Instagram Reels and posts That background music is cursing up a storm
Starting point is 01:29:44 No she There was a text thread that released where she said nizzle yeah okay but she actually said it a private tech drug but we have all these athletes posting videos and reels of the music in the background saying oh it's crazy dude you're i mean if you want to go there it just becomes batshit crazy i mean there's there's videos of kids on the internet probably on my own instagram where there's shit like that you know what i mean it's like it's like three white kids skateboarding it's like i put a cat in a nigga's mouth and shot his brains out blah blah blah blah blah blah fuck two horse today i'm a badass motherfucker yeah yeah that shit's everywhere but don't you say the word. Don't you? You can go up to Instagram and pick the song.
Starting point is 01:30:30 Oh, it's fucking nuts, dude. We live in fucking asshat world. Asshat world. It was in a private text. Yeah, well, I don't remember the details of it, but I think whoever released that too is a fucking pussy. If you got a fucking problem with her saying that,
Starting point is 01:30:50 I seriously have no problem with someone being like, hey, dude, don't use that word around me. I don't want anyone using that word around me, to be completely honest with you. If someone used that word around me in context, they were actually saying it as a racist, I would fucking have a talk with them. I'd be like, hey, dude, you can't it as a race, I would not, I would fucking have a talk
Starting point is 01:31:05 with them. I'd be like, Hey dude, you can't say that around me. I don't want to fucking hear it. I don't want you to refer to people like that. I don't get, don't do that. And actually I have had that conversation with people. I've had that conversation. I've had the conversation with people who friends of mine who I've been with, who've looked at women who are, I think under age under 18. I'm like, Hey dude, don't ever comment like that around me. I don't want to be part of it. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to go into my brain I ain't mad at you but if I can keep doing it I'm not fucking with you but
Starting point is 01:31:29 in the context of songs and play and fun and the vernacular that's in society today fuck off I'll use it whatever I want thank you does anyone get uncomfortable playing that if they have minorities in their gym classes
Starting point is 01:31:47 that is a great question i get uncomfortable there's this song by um uh uh the um uh it's um jay-z and rick ross and it's fuck with me you know i got it and there are some strong lyrics in there and it came on the other day in my car and I had to immediately turn it off because I felt uncomfortable around my kids. I would feel so uncomfortable playing that song in a, uh, in a box. I for sure would. Yes. It's nuts. It's absolutely nuts. But, but, oh yeah, it's weird. We live with weirdos, dude. We live with weirdos dude we live with weirdos it's just so desensitized
Starting point is 01:32:27 now of all this uh language it just it's just happenstance now oh yeah we'll just drop it anywhere but don't say it on the news don't say a version of on the news before you get by and and i felt like she was saying a very love it she said what she did was no difference if you went to like a mexican restaurant and you tried to roll your r's uh i'd like to have a talk uh talk real con carne asada fuck you don't roll your r my nizzle it's like really you're right it's just like that it's like what i roll my r whenever i want i'll try to speak like an Espanol guy. Yeah, it's nuts. We live with dickheads sometimes.
Starting point is 01:33:10 Be cool. Everyone be cool. It was funny that she said it. Everyone should get a pass to say whatever they want once they're as old as that bitch. Hey. Anyway, okay. How are you? Great.
Starting point is 01:33:27 Have you ever called in before? A few times. It's kind of cool how many people are now calling in. It's Jethro, so I have to call them in a bunch. Oh, I didn't. Shit. Jethro. Hi. Hi.
Starting point is 01:33:38 You think I should program your name into this people's names so that the repeat callers I know who they are it's just better to sound stupid and not know what comes up when I call is it a it's the number that ends in a 5-4 oh but is it a there's no like title to it like a caller ID no no name because this isn't
Starting point is 01:33:59 my phone but this is just a random fucking phone number that I had I had an extra phone back when I was a baller. So I just hooked up. You should be. Because when the two girls called, that was wild. I wish I knew right away who it was. Oh, the lesbians out of Colorado?
Starting point is 01:34:17 Yeah. Oh, you broke up. Oh, wow. Casey saying she called Chandler Smith her nizzle. Oh, he was in the text thread? Chandler Smith's a black dude. And she said that to him. Yeah, like, God, I don't know how you get in trouble for that.
Starting point is 01:34:41 I can't, to be honest with you, I can't see. I don't know Chandler Smith that well, but I would think Chandler Smith would just hit her up on the side and be like, you I can't see I don't know Chandler Smith that well but I would think Chandler Smith would just hit her up on the side and be like yo don't do that I love you but don't do that oh I lost you shit I lost you sorry hey hello sorry Jethro your bluetooth disconnected sorry and I read a comment that's crazy. Chandler Smith was in that misfits thread. That's why it was the problem. But who cares? He's, I think if, well, who cares? That's even better. That even shows,
Starting point is 01:35:14 that's like even shows more that she had no idea what she was doing was wrong. And I put that in quotes. And I thought she was old God fearing and stuff. I guess that didn't matter either. Yeah. She loves Jesus. Jesus she can do whatever she wants no white people can use the hard R all right so I'm reading comments Jethro are you driving uh yeah I just pulled up from work I'm back home hey that's kind of my dream that people like listen to this show um while they drive like they take their phone with them and just listen to it like like you have an hour drive and you listen to the show for an hour
Starting point is 01:35:49 and then you then you go into a store for an hour and shop and then you come out and the show is still going and you drive an hour home it's the best yeah that's kind of my wife my wife comes home and uh i got the podcast on and she'll be like oh how's Devon doing oh good tell her I'm doing great I'm Mexican and will roll R's all day don't make it creepy yeah I okay I won't but like I don't really I don't I think the fresh shizzle my nizzle is
Starting point is 01:36:24 fine I think rolling your R's at the taco place is fine. Dave Castro told me one time, and he's Mexican as fuck. He told me he walked into a place and tried to talk Spanish to the lady in Watsonville when he was ordering food. And she would refuse to talk back to him in Spanish. She only talked to him in English. But he had just heard her talking Spanish. He just heard her talking Spanish to other people but because he was trying to add her Spanish on him
Starting point is 01:36:47 she wouldn't she put him on blast that happened to my wife and I we went on a vacation she started talking to the waiter in Italian perfect Italian we didn't say anything else no English
Starting point is 01:36:59 he responded in English I was like oh he just played you yeah he's like fuck you you ain't in the club alright He responded in English. I was like, oh, he just played you. Yeah, he's like, fuck you. You ain't in the club. All right. Thank you for calling, brother. Later, dude.
Starting point is 01:37:12 Okay, bye. Hey, who outed Miss Smith on that, Jessica Smith on that? That's not cool. Can't be on the thread. You know what that is? That's like being on a thread thread and me and Tenny, you were on a thread. And I tell you, it goes both ways. And I tell you, I just dated a guy and gave a guy my first hand job.
Starting point is 01:37:34 And then you post to the world. I think I'm safe. And you post to the whole world that I'm a fucking faggot. Because I let out on a thread that I gave a guy a hand job. It's the same thing. She felt comfortable around her friends. Maybe she was out of bounds. Like maybe one of my Christian friends could be like,
Starting point is 01:37:50 hey dude, just so you know, I'm against homosexuality. And like, let me know if you need someone to talk to by giving dudes hand jobs. Like all someone had to do is pull her aside and be like, yo dude, I don't like it. This isn't the climate where, you know, I'm sensitive to that. I don't have enough therapy to let that go yet.
Starting point is 01:38:07 I need more Sevan podcast. Philip Kelly. For all my nizzles in the chat, Eric Cameron, Mike, Judy, Trish. You're a good dude. Chris Biestrefeldfeld my monthly subscription hey just like i would expect someone um oh yeah like i wouldn't i wouldn't let this fly a white gym gym member asked me to play n-word rap during a class she attended i told her she wasn't welcome saying that in the gym yeah that that doesn't fly.
Starting point is 01:38:46 That doesn't fly with me either. That doesn't fly with me either. And for obvious reasons, right? Do I need to explain it? I'm not interested in demeaning anyone. I'm not interested in using or referencing anyone in some demeaning. I don't want to demean anyone any human being no genocide jokes are fine they're funny they keep the they keep the story alive i'll take it they keep the story alive
Starting point is 01:39:18 uh pool boy chandler definitely confronted her but did it in the same group thread and she didn't apologize for it either really she seemed kind of upset he was offended yeah i could see that if i was upset that someone was offended that would just be my defense mechanism on my part but i and but i wouldn't do it publicly and that's cool that well that's fucking awesome that he confronted her in the thread that's cool too i uh i don't know if i should read that um dude i try uh ck ck kevin dude i travel for work and listen every day on apple podcast thank you so much for making my days better yeah my pleasure hey you know it's interesting that you say that someone said the other day that this is a youtube show this is a uh i'm a youtuber i'm not a podcaster i kind of heard i didn't like that i don't know why same reason maybe why chandler didn't like jessica using that word.
Starting point is 01:40:26 Brandon Waddell, I hung out with Colton Mertens one day. Colton Mertens one day. And I only spoke pig Latin. He didn't like it. It's good. My bad. I like it.
Starting point is 01:40:37 It's good. It's valid. Clive McLaughlin. I think it was a Misfits group chat and it they themselves let her go and put a statement out condemning her yeah yeah i i don't i don't do that either i don't tell everyone i i don't do that either i don't think i do that either not in my group not not anyone who's like real to me i get people need chances okay so the group chat the n-word was dropped some people including chandler smith said they weren't happy then jess and
Starting point is 01:41:08 travis doubled down and pulled the it's okay i have black friends yeah the second you notice that shit's a problem with it I'm just saying that that shit can like you got these woke people fucking playing that shit and yeah I love some gangster rap. Oh, shoot. I was going to try not to swear today. I want to do a show where I try not to say the F word. I wonder if I have to leave a note for myself for that.
Starting point is 01:42:03 This would have been a great show. I said nizzle, but i didn't say the f word uh uh where would i put that note i'm gonna tear out this page how about we had a caller today with california hormone uh no no bad words i'm gonna try to do a show with no bad words. I'm going to try to do a show with no bad words. I like the call Gary. Why do you guys want me to call Gary? I'll give it five minutes. I almost said the F word to you. I can go the rest of the show without saying the F word.
Starting point is 01:42:38 Watch. I just have to be like on guard. You literally said the F word before reading that comment. Really? I literally said the f word before reading that comment really i literally said it five percent of the listeners of the sevan podcast are african-americans um i said my daughter loves to shame me for listening to the potty mouth radio show then i will hear her dropping something and go oh yeah that yeah
Starting point is 01:43:11 i'll tell there's something i'm not ready to tell you guys about swearing make me too vulnerable but soon it's a story and interaction I had with my wife. Okay, here we go. This is, this is Oakland, California. This is that town I was telling you about. That's crazy. Just eclectic. Hey, you saw that, that bank, that, that birthday video you guys made is nuts. Talk about an eclectic crew. That's like Oakland. We got an Indian dude from the Caribbean. Okay, here we go. This is the barefoot guy on a light. We paid for that light.
Starting point is 01:43:58 That's all I think when I see that. That's all I think. I'm like, I paid for that light. Oh my God. That dude almost fell. Oh, I said the G word. I'm going to try. I should not say that word either. Right.
Starting point is 01:44:18 The G O D word, the no G O D and no swear words. Dude, that's how that, that dude is barefoot. By the way, that's just drugs, by the way. That's just drugs. That's all drugs. Oh, he's working. He's working. Oh, look, he flipped someone off.
Starting point is 01:44:46 Boom. He's doing the middle finger. That's a cop down there just so you know. That probably hit that car. Look at all that garbage down there. What are you doing? And then here's the miracle of architecture in the background. A building.
Starting point is 01:45:31 Yeah, I just say grab that dude and take him off the street and put him in jail. That's it. Yeah, I just say that. Yep. Just grab him and take him. By the way, I'm going to say something very, very racist here, but I bet you that white guy right there doesn't have any ID on him. I don't know why I think that,
Starting point is 01:46:00 but I just suspect he doesn't have any ID on him. Wow, what a world. Hey, that whole for shizzle my nizzle thing if my mom listened to the show just so you know that that whole piece went completely over her head she did like even more over her head than my head she says no she's no cause she's not programmed to, to, to know the, the nuances of racism. Like probably from my mom's generation,
Starting point is 01:46:32 racism is, is like telling black people they have to sit in the back of the bus and that's it. She doesn't know that you can't say nizzle. So crazy. Even though, even though you bought 20 cassette tapes of that fucking song, because you listened to it so much, you just kept going through the cassette tapes. I used to shop at Tower Records, motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:46:57 That was like awesome. There's a Tower Records in Concord, California. It had an aquarium shop attached to the back. Yeah, wow. That's God. Ronnie, you're on a roll today. That's another great line. Nuances of perceived racism.
Starting point is 01:47:15 Did I? No, I didn't. Did I? I just said the F word. Okay, one. One. That's it. Just one.
Starting point is 01:47:33 I did? no oh no okay back on guard back thank you thank you thank you thank you no one has to carry id in the united states that's a good question do homeless people have to carry ids and to piggyback on that when are they ever arrested and how are they identified you said the f word twice okay good is are we at twice are we at twice okay two that's not bad too i haven't i'm going failure is part of the game failure is part of the game okay is part of the game okay too that's it i'm done done swimming what if eventually like i i clean up so much and i'm like oh my what
Starting point is 01:48:13 if i'm like oh my i should have never said i should have never said the n-i-z-z-l-e word ever let's try to get seven to cuss that i mean that would help me not i don't say the b word anymore you guys know that i stopped saying that word and i think since i because my mom told me not to what if my mom told me not to cuss on the show boring to what if my mom told me not to cuss on the show boring i want you do you guys see that stuff in your neighborhoods like people just climbing up on light posts and just break just destroying uh light posts yeah that word i don't say that word. I don't say that word. Or that word. Omar Cornejo.
Starting point is 01:49:10 Omar Cornejo. You guys want to talk about hood trannies? Oh, I got a bunch of new ones up here at the top. I keep forgetting about these. I used to have three Great Danes. Do you guys know that? Did I ever tell you guys that? And there's a story.
Starting point is 01:49:34 Wow, it must have got really windy outside. Oh, I can't open the story. All right, I'll erase it. There was a story about a lady who went to go feed her neighbor's Great Danes. They had three Great Danes, and they killed her. And her kid was there. Witnessed the beginning of the fucking murder. Darn it.
Starting point is 01:49:49 Darn it. That's one. Okay, that's just one. That's three total. And what's interesting is Danes are so dangerous. Great Danes are so dangerous. And people don't realize it. When I saw it, I wasn't even surprised.
Starting point is 01:50:08 They're the most dangerous dog. I had three of them. They are so dangerous. You need a crazy super alpha like me around, like an alpha tamer around if you're going to have Danes. They are so gnarly. And you get two or three, and I'm telling you, there's no animal, there's no dog that escapes three Great Danes. Not five pit bulls, not 500-pound pit bulls, nothing.
Starting point is 01:50:45 The Great Dane is a very dangerous dog if it is not. They are. That is true, too. Danes are gay as fuck. I agree. But I'm telling you. Darn it. Darn it. Darn it.
Starting point is 01:50:55 Darn it. Four. That's four. It's not bad. Douglas Bubble Trouser said he just saw an interesting fact. You can say the P word. If it's not in reference to a woman's vagina, it's in reference to the word. Uh, uh, Oh yeah. I saw that, uh, pusillanimous. Yeah. I remembered messing with that.
Starting point is 01:51:16 Yeah. The owner should be, Oh, for the dogs kill. The owner wasn't home. I know that's a great question. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if the neighbor should be responsible. I don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know if the neighbor should be responsible i don't know if the owner should be responsible if your neighbor comes over to feed your dogs and your dogs kill the person who's feeding i don't know my neighbor has a nine-year-old i take care of all the time she's nice a nine-year-old dane yeah one dane doable i'm telling you two great danes. Oh, I always wanted one of these. I had an Airedale Terrier, and he was mean AF. You can't trick me.
Starting point is 01:51:51 I was the only one who could control him. I hunted coyotes with him. He was dangerous. I always wanted one of those. Do you guys know what this dog is? This dog has the craziest head of all dogs, the Airedale. Let me pull up this picture of an Airedale. What an interesting cat this dog is
Starting point is 01:52:07 airdale terrier yeah terriers can be just wild especially if they have a oh these aren't good pictures of them but um let me let me i'll just show you this these dogs have a very interesting um hairdo when they're cut properly let's see if i can go to images oh did i spell airedale wrong i did um trying to find one like just like with the perfect blockhead like this guy look at this guy right here chewy airedale terrier versus welsh uh welsh terrier yeah those are neat dogs. Like a blockhead. Yeah, that dude's big. Yeah, neat dog.
Starting point is 01:52:55 But Danes, man, I could tell you some stories. I saw a lot of Great Dane fights. A lot. 50. I saw Great Danes attack people. My Danes attack people. I saw wild stuff. I broke up a lot of dog fights.
Starting point is 01:53:14 Christine Young. They just had a guy in the town over. His first day on the job killed by the pit bull guard dog on site. Wow. Yeah. Oh my God. Christine upset the G word. I'm gonna give myself a pass. No, I think a dogo. No. Would F up a day? No. Well, I don't knowane no well I don't know no I don't know yeah my Mastiff's pretty crazy I have a
Starting point is 01:53:51 South African Mastiff it's pretty wild it's a pretty wild dog it's kind of scary it looks like a giant pit bull she scares she can scare me a little bit but yeah big dog oh i already played this yesterday you guys want to see that you guys want to see the video again
Starting point is 01:54:13 about front squats and deadlifts i'm passing on it but anyway i agree with that that guy's saying the deadlift's a little overrated it's fun i like it but i think it's a little overrated but it's fun and it's safe because it's it's right if you don't get crazy you just control it's fun i like it but i think it's a little overrated but it's fun and it's safe because it's it's right if you don't get crazy you just control it's a control don't go too heavy don't let your ego get in the way no my danes were not clumsy uh um you know dave has a dogo and i don't think he would bring i don't't think his dogo – I mean, it's a female, but I don't think his dogo would stand a chance against my dog. I'm going to ask him. I could call him and ask him.
Starting point is 01:54:56 I wonder what he's doing right now. Let me see if he'll answer. Hold on. Let me see if he'll answer. Hold on. Let me see. Let's find out. We'll get to the bottom of this. That's what Doug is, right? Dave Castro's dog?
Starting point is 01:55:23 Oh, man. He sent me a text. I can't talk to you right now uh dogo is way more uh okay yeah he's got a dogo that's the first time i've ever called dave on the air by the way a serious question one reasonably strong human versus any dog does the human not win i've wondered that myself that's a great question as long as it doesn't get you in the neck too early i feel like i could take any dog what would you do just grab his mouth and just rip his just rip his jaw just wide open just bend his face right over the back of him john george chase ingram and bill grunler ripped the quarterfinals programming. I'm going to assume you've discussed that already.
Starting point is 01:56:09 Sorry. I'm late. I was actually picking up my Husky and getting coffee. Dr. No, John George profile picture, please. No,
Starting point is 01:56:17 we haven't. We haven't made maybe later on today. I'm in negotiations with Brian about possibly doing a show today. Yeah, these are pretty crazy. My dad's got one of these. Caucasian or it's like a called, I think it's called like a caucus shepherd, like from the caucuses. Okay. Let's, let's hit the reset switch on everything uh put your finger in the dog's butthole it's funny you say that because when i would pull the danes apart i would grab one hand on the neck and then one big hand around where the tail meets the anus and grab the tail there
Starting point is 01:56:57 and i would pick the dog up and that's how I, uh, but I never put it in the, uh, actual, um, anus. Here's, here's some interesting perspective on the orange hair guy. You guys ready? Um, this is the, uh, this is the orange hair guy this lady used to work with the orange hair guy and this is her thoughts on the former president Donald
Starting point is 01:57:36 Trump he is a phenomenal salesman he's not a great salesman he's probably the best salesman I've ever been in the company of and I spent a lot of time with Donald because he's five years older than me, I think four years. And he was raising his company right parallel with me raising mine. And so I did a lot of work with Donald. And I can tell you, he is the best salesman I've ever met in my life.
Starting point is 01:58:00 I watched him walk. Adam Blakeslee drops a little tidbit that I didn't know. She's on Shark Tank. Okay. That's the show where people like pitch stuff. Into a situation, for example, selling the Plaza Hotel to the Chinese out of Hong Kong. It was in Taiwan. Group of Asians, wealthiest families in Hong Kong.
Starting point is 01:58:27 And they were there because they were interested in the Plaza. Mason, that's exactly what I thought when she said they worked together. Donald definitely smashed that. That's exactly what I thought. I don't know what that says about me, but... Yeah, she's a billionaire. Look at her necklace. My goodness. Look at, I'm not even swearing. You guys ain't got nothing on me.
Starting point is 01:58:57 Plaza hotel. And I was a broker on my brokers. We were all at the table. We had like really hungry to make this deal. And I watched him totally not pitch the Plaza Hotel, bury it, and talk about the land masses on the Hudson River and the buildings that would be there. They were not the least bit interested. They just wanted to buy the Plaza Hotel. Like a customer, I want to buy it. And Donald was near bankruptcy, really needed the money to bail out.
Starting point is 01:59:23 And I watched him. I thought he was so off he wasn't they bought the land and built all those towers on the west river as we know it today you know all those trump towers along the river that was the deal how did he do that i'll tell you what his man we're going to find out how he did it as soon as we get a little um uh comment from uh chase brian uh barbara was a dime uh back in dizzle for shizzle yeah yeah that that that if you look like that i don't know how old do you think she is 70 if you look like that at 70 you were absolutely like supermodel uh 35 years earlier yeah that that lady was just absolutely well mine does he is a genius
Starting point is 02:00:20 at picking out the vulnerability of someone's personality so that's the part that i was getting to there's suggest she's suggesting that donald trump is a genius at picking out people's vulnerabilities and man now that she said that about him i just think about like all the debates and everything he did and man he is he is a bit of a savage he can smell it sense it and trust it he is a foot a lot there's a lot there there's a lot there and you know you might want to hate on donald but don't just wait wait till you watch that rewatch that smell that hear that pick up on the nuances there on the importance of what characteristics he has that made him successful. He's successful for a reason.
Starting point is 02:01:12 Shark Tank Lady. It's amazing. A lot of people know that show. The references to the Shark Tank show. Oh, man. Oh, man. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this, you guys.
Starting point is 02:01:27 Those of you who aren't watching this on TV, remember how I told you I wanted, like, if I could, like, I don't remember exactly how I worded it, but about just two giant women. Like, that's, like, two just massive women is just, would be amazing. If I could go back in time, I would have, like, two six-foot and then lo and behold i found her look at this look at this this is just uh um uh this is uh man uh extra sloppy donald trump is an effing um uh not smart man he's successful because he was born into a filthy rich family and built his business on the back of his family's reputation i don't think that that's true so i think some of that's maybe not true what you're saying i mean i think he was born into a filthy rich family, but so was Hunter Biden.
Starting point is 02:02:28 And it did the exact opposite to him. You know, Donald claims he's never had a sip of alcohol. Look at this lady here. Look at this lady. Is this someone famous?
Starting point is 02:02:46 What are we looking at? Are you kidding me? Are you guys tripping? Boom. Wow. uh wow i don't know much about basketball i really like basketball but is that legal what he's doing like how much he's just putting on her like that or is that just gratuitous he just wants to to, that is, that body is absolutely insane. That's, oh, what's her name?
Starting point is 02:03:27 Victoria Long. I would love to have her on the podcast. I would be a mess. What? I thought I saw her name somewhere and I scrolled by it. What's Victoria Long. You'd like her. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:36 I love her. I love her. Oh my God. I love her. I want to, and I'm going to find her on um i saw this and i was just like man is the algorithm listening that that's when i think instagram is listening to me uh vic victoria long she's like the perfect woman oh i don't see her i see a soccer player is she a professional athlete uh Is she a real basketball player?
Starting point is 02:04:06 Victoria Long Basketball? I don't think that's her, dude. Anyway, someone send me her... Oh, I think I found it no oh this isn't this is a no victoria victoria long is like is this a man or a woman? Victoria Long's a power lifter. Anyway, if anyone knows who she is. Tyler Collings.
Starting point is 02:05:08 Yeah, you don't become a multi-billionaire president united states most hated man alive and not be a genius i don't know about that either but get triggered the orange haired guy does that triggers people i know he used to trigger me too i told you guys about when i was in a coffee shop right there's this coffee shop on my mom's house they call it the geriatric cafe. My kids call it that. My mom calls it that. And it's all these really attractive old people there. And a ton of them, a ton of them.
Starting point is 02:05:33 Like when I go there, I am a young man. And it's like 70s, like the buy-in age. Those are the young people. And they all sit around in this cafe and they have their avocado toast and drink their coffees and there's usually anywhere from i don't know 10 to 30 of them out there and one day there was a table with a couple old dudes at it and a lady and this is outside in a patio in santa cruz california and the guy meant the guy said the word trump and the the lady – and these are all liberals. You have to understand there's no conservatives in the group. And this lady at the table next to him gets up and starts screaming, can't I have a cup of coffee without hearing this effing guy's name?
Starting point is 02:06:16 Can't I? Can't I just have an effing cup of coffee? And she's screaming and makes a scene. Beautiful lady. I see around town thick, thick thick ropes of gray hair good body 55 135 still got some big old titties just pissed i hate to see an angry woman with great tits kind of ruins them tits kind of ruins them it's like hate to see attractive people with bad personalities anyway um uh she's pissed he's telling he starts telling her i wasn't saying anything nice about
Starting point is 02:06:57 him that's what was his defense i wasn't saying anything nice about him she didn't care the owner comes out he's young he's like 65 good dude always nice to me and my kids and my mom he says hey we have a rule no politics allowed to be talked on the patio we're in a free country you're not allowed to talk about him because someone got so triggered some hot old lady got triggered and stood up i when i see this lady around town i always kind of want to bring it up to her uh trump is a butt shell i think i can say that that's not a swear word thank you for not using anything worse than that so i could read it uh he's the worst record of any president against second amendment pro
Starting point is 02:07:45 lockdowns, pro vaccine. I was sabotaged by his own intelligent agency during, during his sitting as the POTUS. Olivia Houston sounds like a family dinner. I whispered in my dad's ear one time in my kitchen, I voted for Trump. And he, he,
Starting point is 02:08:08 he, he walked out of the house into the back, into the backyard. He didn't talk to me for like 30 minutes. We never even talked about, it was so weird. I don't even know if he heard it or it upset him or if it was like so obvious it upset him and it hurt him. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:08:22 Gabby Reese, six, three. Yeah, I do. I just really like that that girl that um the giant woman i think it's kind of okay and safe to say that too because it's like so out of the world of possibility like my wife can't possibly be like tripping right my wife doesn't trip on that shit yeah darn it five five swear words since i said i wouldn't swear okay so that's that who's gonna send to send me that girl's Instagram? You're going to send me that? I hear a garage door opening.
Starting point is 02:09:15 Oh, jujitsu classes starting in my house. Oh, this is the Iowa State footage. We already looked at that. Oh, this is pretty funny. I got a note here. Hey, how funny. You got the CrossFit Games podcast. Chase recently did a show that got 1,600 views on there.
Starting point is 02:09:36 And we were laughing. A bunch of us were laughing that that's more views than subscribers they have. Now, I don't want to bully and make fun of them but it's it's not like i'm not making the reason why i'm bullying them and making fun of them i do want to bully them and make fun of them is because they have the resources it's so obvious dear don don't you find it even a tiny bit weird that your main account has 1.6 or 7 million subscribers and you can't get your podcast to get over 2,000 subscribers? At what point, Don, do you say, oh my goodness, we have someone on the inside sabotaging the company? Don't you see that?
Starting point is 02:10:23 You guys see that, right? When I had my Instagram account and I had like 90,000 subscribers, the first thing I did is I started another Instagram account and I called it. She's six, nine. She's six, nine. Oh my, does she have a husband? Is that woman straight? The first thing I did is I started my three-plane brothers account. I just tagged it a bunch of times and I immediately just put on 10,000 followers. I mean, if you have a massive account, you can quickly just build up another account that has like five or 10% of the amount of followers. Like five or 10% of the amount of followers. It's so obvious.
Starting point is 02:11:08 Someone, someone either hates chase. Yeah. Someone hates chase over there. That's I mean, it's, and if I'm wrong, I don't care. I'm going with it.
Starting point is 02:11:15 Someone hates chase. And I noticed as soon as Adrian Conway got on there, uh, that they started, um, that they started getting a little bit of graphics and stuff. And maybe that's just a coincidence. I like Adrian Conway. They should set him free, though. You can tell that both him and Chase are... Well, someone said... We got a lot of compliments on the golf show. I actually
Starting point is 02:11:42 can't even believe it and and someone said hey why are you doing that a close friend of mine said hey why are you doing that why are you wasting your time doing that and the thing is this brian wants to do it and i want to work with good people and i never do anything on autopilot very rarely i don't go through motions i don't go through motions like those five times that you heard me swear those are the times i'm going through the motions i'm up for not going through motions. So when I do that golf show with Brian, I'm getting in reps, real reps. I'm getting better.
Starting point is 02:12:35 You guys are watching me just work and get better. I don't go through motions, my nizzle. I don't do it motions, my nizzle. I don't do it. I start crying. I don't go through motions. And so if I know Brian's not going through motions, he's sending me all the shows I need to watch. I'm watching them.
Starting point is 02:12:59 I'm studying them. And then I come on there and I bring my A game. And I know I'm getting in reps. I don't care if the show does like good or bad i'm getting in reps i'm working out i'm getting in reps man get in your reps uh elizabeth uh kambaj elizabeth kambaj french name Elizabeth Cambage, French name. Getting in my reps with that show. And the fact that people are liking it means like, okay, like that was the goal. I told you that story.
Starting point is 02:13:36 I told you that conversation I had with Tommy Marquez years ago in the gym, right? I'm behind on the comments. Sorry. Elizabeth Cambage. Oh, yeah. Wow. Holy smokes. the comments sorry elizabeth on bosh oh yeah wow holy smokes holy liz come bosh let me let me see she's an australian so she talks hot too are you kidding me oh and there's hey and she has a video that's titled the same thing liz combage is the most toxic nb w nba player of all time i have a video that says i'm the most toxic man in crossfit
Starting point is 02:14:17 man man oh man we and we're cut from the same cloth, uh, Elizabeth, uh, uh, oh, she hasn't, it says husband, does she have a husband, oh shit, she is gangster, oh shit, oh darn it, couple more swear words, how many, how many, this is nuts, wait till you see these pictures of her, I gotta pull up the, I gotta share this screen, this is gonna be good, Wait till you see these pictures of her. I got to share this screen. This is going to be good. Look at these photos.
Starting point is 02:14:47 There's one of her in a bikini. How about this one? How about this one? I'm going straight. Should I go to her Instagram? She only has 147 posts, 1.1 million followers. I'm going to images. Crazy town, banana pants.
Starting point is 02:15:12 Her physique is nuts. Wow. Wow. Wow. I wonder if... Let's go to her Instagram. I should invite her on. ElizabethKambaj.com Jeff Evans follows her. She's into jazzercise.
Starting point is 02:15:52 Anyway, there you go. We learned someone new. Crazy. Okay, where were we? Getting in reps, yeah. Greg Curry. She's 6'9". Book recommendations,
Starting point is 02:16:13 How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. You got saved the other day by Jesus? You got saved? What do you mean you got saved? There are so many men that love big women. My friend gets paid to carry guys like babies. They like to feel small. Oh, yeah, you tried to do... You showed me that chick's Instagram
Starting point is 02:16:48 to get her on the show. I'd like to see, I'd like to, he was on the show. Graciano Rubio was on the show. He came on the show. Justin Zumbo getting in reps pretending like you give a shit about a sport the same way you pretend to care about the games
Starting point is 02:17:09 I need to process that hold on I don't know I think I care about frisbee a little more I don't know I think I care about Frisbee a little more. I don't know. I think I care about Frisbee a little. I don't know if you can put my love, my love for Frisbee in the same basket as the games. Oh, Justin.
Starting point is 02:17:39 Wow. I know you typed that out and you were scared. You're like, I don't know if I'm actually going to hit return on this. And you grew a set of balls, Justin. You hit return. Good job. Proud of you.
Starting point is 02:17:55 Chelsea Miller. I just finished the Brian Friend episode this morning. Sevan, that was right up there for best episode. And I feel like you guys barely scratched the surface. Oh, you mean the one, like like the interview like with where we talked about the hit man and all that? Okay, here we go. I'm trying to get caught up in the comments here kind of quick.
Starting point is 02:18:20 My husband's nephew is 6'9 I'm five one it's insane better be careful putting all those sentences together like that sounds like sounds like the beginning of a Pornhub video my husband's nephew is want to see something funny someone uh someone thinks that this see this this is gonna be hard for you guys to see someone said that this this picture right here see how it says crossfit and then says online nerds and then it shows a guy in a in a white wife beater with glasses and a big nose someone said that that's me that zach Tillander took a picture of me and made that. And like, and like just to rip on me. I wonder if that's true.
Starting point is 02:19:13 I'd be kind of honored if it was, let me see if I can make it bigger. You guys think that that's me right there? See that? Let me see if I can. Oh darn it. Now it's all messed up i got i went too big anyway i don't know if that's uh look up uh elena day uh dawn uh cute at six five she's cute at six five i can't make the whole show be about just tall girl fetishing giant women fetishing uh seven uh how do you decide having someone on versus having a returning guest you have so many great guests already man so the last two days suze is like hey dude we have no guests lined up i'm like no we got tosh and um josh lined up he's like come on dude we have no one lined up i'm like yeah i know
Starting point is 02:20:06 and then that was it i don't know what i'm doing um that uh that picture is absolutely you seriously but he made but he made the nose smaller. Oh, geez. Okay, listen. I need a... Someone make me a thumbnail and use Zach Tillander as the picture. But give him some Down syndrome and I'll use it for a live call-in show
Starting point is 02:20:45 and it'll say should you abort down syndrome children? Do down syndrome children deserve to live? And make it like a Zach Tillander down syndrome thumbnail. This guy wants to play that game. You can't even say for shizzle my nizzle on your show.
Starting point is 02:21:09 How are you going to play some thumbnail game with me we'll bust your ass up zack talander he doesn't even say his last name right it's t lander it'd be so much cooler as t lander and you could be a porn star and you could be t-Bagger. I'm not swearing, am I? Did I swear? I don't think I swore. Did I? I don't think I did. Adam Blakeslee in high school, the girl next to my locker is 6'6". She was cool as F. I'm 6'2", so it wasn't that crazy. I went to UC Santa Barbara and there was a
Starting point is 02:21:46 basketball player there named Lindsay. You think I could just type that in Lindsay, UC Santa Lindsay basketball, UCSB. And I want to say she was six, seven. Oh, there she is. It's Lindsay Taylor. It's Lindsay Taylor. Wow. Oh, she played in the WNBA? Wow. Anyway, I would see her around campus. I talked to her a few times.
Starting point is 02:22:15 Wow, she was 10 years younger than me. She was so crazy attractive. Oh, she was 6'8", 200 pounds. Oh, that's just perfect. That's exactly what I wanted. Sorry, Haley. Wanted. Let me see if I can show you a picture of her. But, oh man, that's her. Holy cow. You guys are going to be
Starting point is 02:22:36 blown away. She's extremely attractive. This lady is so pretty. This is exactly how I remember she looked like on her wiki page. Right here. is so pretty this is exactly how i remember she looked like like on her wiki page right here you guys see that that's not a good picture of her let's see her at parties and stuff you see uh you see santa barbara ga Yeah. Anyway, but when she walked, she kind of walked like a stork, like in tall grass, like her leg went, you know, how like, like short people, when we walk, I just lean forward and catch myself. But, um, but when she walks, she like
Starting point is 02:23:20 stepped up, like she was stepping over things, even though there was nothing to step over. Do you know what I'm saying? The mechanics of someone tall, she was stepping over things even though there was nothing to step over do you know what i'm saying the mechanics of someone tall she was so big that um something um something um something changed in the inner room mechanics i can't explain it but it was like up i would see i see i see those big birds and tall grass do that. They step over stuff. Sebi, this show is sofa king great. Like just take a bong rip and melt into the sofa? Yeah, exactly, Paulina. It was like she was on stilts.
Starting point is 02:23:59 Yeah, thank you. Exactly. And then she was wearing those log pants, and you couldn't see the stil, but you're like, something's weird about the way this person's walking. Oh, that could be, could be just because you were looking from so low, Sevan, Adam Blakeslee. Yeah. And I agree. I agree. Oh, I don't know if Dan, I don't know. I don't know if Daniel Brandon has responded. I'm going to call Dave again.
Starting point is 02:24:29 I want to see how that plays out. I'm going to ask him if his dogo could beat my dog in a fight. Oh, there's the UFC fighter. Gay UFC fighter. I was looking on the wrong side of my... He's not gay. He's bi. Darn it. Darn it. I'm not that kind of guy.
Starting point is 02:25:20 I don't look up people's skirts. Even if I could look up someone's skirt, I wouldn't. If I had purview of someone's skirt, like somewhere I was sitting, I would move. I'm not that guy. Oh, yeah. I thought this was interesting. This is a reparations talk. Another trippy thing about reparations is I want,
Starting point is 02:25:47 are we eventually going to give California back to Mexico? Hey, and those of you hate California, don't say anything stupid. Tranny. He's got a tranny dog. Nicholas Stanberry. Why does Dave's dog have a name of Doug and it's female? Because Dave is extremely progressive. Extremely. What's they called neoliberal? That's what he is. OK, here we go.
Starting point is 02:26:15 When you hear a politician say that black people need reparation, that person to me, that person can't be trusted. They cannot be trusted because you're saying that black people need reparation for one or two reasons. You're either saying it, you don't believe it. You're saying what you think people want to hear you say, or you really don't have a good message for black people. And you're saying something that will destroy them inevitably. Yeah. You know, reparations is the extraction of money from people who are never slave owners to be given to people who were never slaves. And Pete and Leo, what I want to know is, do I get the 5 million on top of the 233,000 that Gavin Newsom's task force already said that we get? And this business about supplementing income for the next 250 years, where did that come from? America wasn't a country until
Starting point is 02:26:55 1789. Slavery ended in 1865. That's 76 years. So that's kind of fuzzy math. And as you pointed out, Leo, California was not a slave state. San Francisco was not a slave city. Michael Medved says only about 5% of white Americans have any sort of generational connection to slavery. So why should everybody else pay? Furthermore, slavery was a Democrat institution. Why don't Democrats pay? Jim Crow was a Democrat institution. Why don't Democrats pay? Very few Republicans own slaves. Why should Republicans pay a dime? The whole thing is absolutely insulting. what's next they're going to give mexico california back that's the part that tripped me out what's next
Starting point is 02:27:30 they're going to give california back to mexico to mexico when you hear a politician say it's always fuzzy math whatever you do don't let any of this stuff get under your skin don't let any of it make you racist don't be like hey i was never racist but now all this shit is making me racist don't let it happen do not let it happen uh melissa odier it seems n-rod uh why can't you say his whole name are we not allowed to say his whole name we just have to say n-rod seems like n-rod you can't say his name anymore it's racist i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say it seems like nikki rod is not on gear according to more plates more dates
Starting point is 02:28:34 i would have nikki rod on again i don't know how I decide anything, to be honest with you. Like I'm looking out the window right now, deciding if it's sunny and if it's done raining and I should take my kids to what I should do with them today. And then I'm also thinking that if I should quit the show while the jujitsu instructor is here so I can get some video to feed my Instagram account. Like, I guess I think stuff like that. But. some video to feed my Instagram account. I guess I think stuff like that. But I don't know about the guests. I guess the
Starting point is 02:29:19 paradox, I guess this is kind of this. Remember how I said I don't go through the motions, but maybe I'm being a little bit of a pussy by not. Oh, darn it. Darn it. Darn it. Six,
Starting point is 02:29:34 seven. I think that's seven swear words. I think I'm being, maybe I'm being a bit. Scared by not having guests on is scary for me. I tell you that. So maybe I'm avoiding it. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 02:29:57 Holy smokes. That's an incredible picture. Someone just sent me. I need to ask you a quick question while live on the air. If Doug can beat my dog in a fight. Okay. um okay yeah dale saran should definitely be on again i i i totally agree um you know your name uh olivia um i'm not gonna get into it right now but your name olivia hudson every time i see it it rocks me a little bit because i know another something about your
Starting point is 02:30:53 name rocks me it's weird when i see it i'm like oh like it those who know know it'll know it'll be, it'll be definitely something I talk about sometime in the future. It has, I have to, it's fun. It's a fun subject. It's wild. I mean, I've talked about it before.
Starting point is 02:31:12 I've just never used the people's names. You know, the stories, you just don't know the names, but there was an Olivia in those stories that some of the stories I talk about. And so when I see that name, Olivia,
Starting point is 02:31:23 it's funny how strong of an impact that has on me. Oh, yeah. I would love to have Zoe Harcombe on again. I know. I know. And I didn't even do a good job with her, dude. She is a gem. She's a gift to the United Kingdom. She's a national treasure for that company. Okay, here we go. I don't even know what this is. Rockefeller on women's liberation. I don't even know what this is. This is so old. This is Aaron Russo, a filmmaker and former politician. To his left is Nicholas Rockefeller of the infamous Rockefeller banking and business dynasty. After maintaining a close friendship with Nicholas Rockefeller, Aaron eventually ended the relationship, appalled by what he had learned about the Rockefellers and their ambitions. He was at the house one night, and we were talking, and he started laughing. He said, Aaron, what do you think women's liberation was about?
Starting point is 02:32:16 And I said, I'm pretty conventional thinking about it at that point. I said, I think it's about women having the right to work, getting equal pay with men, just like they want the right to vote. And he started to laugh. He said, you're an idiot. And I said, why am I an idiot? He said, let me tell you what that was about. We, the Rockefellers, funded that. We funded women's lib. And we're the ones who got all of the newspapers and television, the Rockefeller Foundation. He says, and you want to know why? He says, there were two primary reasons. And they were, one reason was we couldn't tax half the population. And the second reason was now we get the kids in school at an early age.
Starting point is 02:32:57 We can indoctrinate the kids how to think. It breaks up the family. The kids start looking at the state as the family. This is Aaron Russo, a filmmaker and former politician believe that indoctrinate and tax for control remember we were talking about this yesterday indoctrinate tell women hey you need to do what men do you need to become lawyers and doctors you need to get out of the house you need to be out there doing all of these things you need to be competing with men it's a more fulfilling life don't worry about having kids get out there and work dude
Starting point is 02:33:41 i said it before let's say it again Dude. I said it before. I'll say it again. It's not just for women, but I'm going to say it like it's just for women. It's for dudes too. As a woman, I'm speaking to all the women out there. Do not pass up that opportunity if you have it to be in a loving household with a good, strong man who will work so you can raise kids. You will not have a happier, more fulfilling life anywhere. It is your destiny. If you feel that, do it.
Starting point is 02:34:26 Do not worry about anything else. It is so great. Work? Did I say work? Maybe. Don't fall for it. Don't fall for any of that feminist crazy stuff. You are powerhouse of child birthing, child raising, loving. There's nothing better than loving a child. Watching a child grow strong every day. I was talking to this huge weed guy, this huge weed manufacturer the other day.
Starting point is 02:35:01 He actually just stopped. He's just getting out of the business because he said the market's too saturated. I met him at the skate park. He's telling me how much he loves growing marijuana because it's so rewarding because of how fast the plant grows. And I was like, oh yeah, that's why I used to like growing it too because the plant would grow so fast. It was so rewarding. Every day you'd look at it and it'd be different. But kids, man, right before your eyes, you're tinkering with, you're going to have a child and it's going to be pure genius for you to either allow to flourish or mess up. And as a woman, you're going to make that in you. You are the highest to be exalted. Don't let that be taken from you.
Starting point is 02:35:48 Don't be confused. Find a good, strong man who would help you, who you can help, who you can love that man and give that man confidence, help a man find his backbone, love him, believe in him. So that you can get the greatest gift from God ever in your belly. So, so fun. It is so fun. And if they really did do that, if that was whole, that whole thing, I don't know if it is. I don't know if I, I don't know if I believe that, but that whole thing to just like, so that there's more people to tax, do a doc, indoctrinate kids and make a workforce. Don't, don't try to, especially if you're a young woman and I'm, don't get me wrong.
Starting point is 02:36:37 I'm not saying that you still can't like be the president of the United States, but, but become the CEO of the G general motors. Motors, I'm not saying that it can't be done. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying abandon that. But maybe I am. But maybe I am. But don't get it twisted. The other day I was talking about this, and I was talking about it in such strong regards as to women, and someone thought I was excluding men. It's like, no, I'm not excluding men at all. I have a whole different talk for men that says the exact same thing. Yeah, Elliot Hussle was amazing. Hulse.
Starting point is 02:37:20 He was amazing. If that guy was my neighbor, I think I would get – if I had that guy, I could have that guy was my neighbor i think i would get if i had that guy could have that guy as my neighbor on one side and greg glassman on my other side i would be i would get so smart i would become the smartest human alive yeah elliot holst is amazing he's tiptoeing around some very sensitive very sensitive subjects yeah this is insane we had women working down the coal mines until 1850 it wasn't good for them or anyone i'm so glad you said that because i didn't read this whole thing before i uh before i pulled it up but they had to work everyone needed the cash yeah it wasn't good for anyone yeah that's a that's a tough one russ is russ is just stating
Starting point is 02:38:02 the facts that's a tough one but man even then they ignored the law, women and children in the mines. Yeah, that's not good for anyone. But like Russ said, there is this everyone needed the cash. I mean, and you know what? Maybe that's why I'm saying if you're a woman, find a good man who earns an honest living or who's wealthy who you love who has values find an older dude 20 year old man find a 40 year old dude if you can tolerate them the relationships are but man be prepared to work man if you can find a place to raise a child in your life you will you will be so it's so fantastic uh holst isn't big enough to get andrew tated yeah i mean that's funny you say that that's
Starting point is 02:39:07 what i was thinking i mean he he had a way of explaining uh some things that would not definitely would not be popular that definitely the lefty in me wants to immediately push back on like the whole voting thing number 10 did we do this yet i think we did this we'll do it again this is good i like this i like this juxtaposition of these people, too. Here we go. Listen carefully, iMagic says. You are all members of the same race, the human race, which started with black women between 300,000.
Starting point is 02:40:07 Don't interrupt me. I don't have much time. No. White folks, you don't like it, but all you are is faded blacks. Every one of you, if you trace your DNA back far enough, you're going to find that some of your DNA came from Africa because we all have the same ancestor back there every single one of us and those of you who think you don't have are obviously from outer space now that means that every one of us is a 30th to 50th cousin to every other person in this room is that real we're all 30th to 50th cousins. There's got to be some math, some math.
Starting point is 02:40:56 I don't know if equation is the right word, but. Well, every person in this room who considers himself or herself a biracial person, Stan, don't you stand? Don't you stand? People, we have to. Oh, I watched this three times. That's the first time I get it. Meaning there is no biracial.
Starting point is 02:41:12 We're just one race. There it is. We have to get rid of the language of racism. For shizzle my nizzle. I'm not a teacher. Teachers dispense facts and figures so that they can get their kids ready for the end of school testing.
Starting point is 02:41:31 I've been called a trainer. You train dogs and horses and members of the military. I don't train people. I'm an educator. The word educator comes from the root duck, deuce, which means lead. The prefix E, which means out.
Starting point is 02:41:44 The suffix A-T-E, which means the act of. And the suffix O-R, which means lead, the prefix e, which means out, the suffix ate, which means the act of, and the suffix or, which means one who does. An educator is one who is engaged in the act of leading people out of ignorance. In this country, we spend a lot of money on what we call education. It isn't education. It's indoctrination. You are all members. Indoctrination you are all members indoctrination that's what I said we're all related earlier CK
Starting point is 02:42:16 but were we black though I don't know who cares I hope so biologically it makes the most sense But were we black, though? I don't know. Who cares? I hope so. Biologically, it makes the most sense. Right? I would guess that life comes from the center of the planet. It seems like it. I mean, just look at the planet now.
Starting point is 02:42:44 There's the most life right around the equator. That's where all the bugs and plants and animals that's where all the good shit is darn it darn it darn it i have so many hash marks now i don't even know how many times and and then and then i and then and then the planet becomes sort of more, well, not in the ocean. That's interesting. You say that not in the ocean, but we're talking about people, the ocean in the, at the poles is flourishing,
Starting point is 02:43:12 flourishing. I don't think a rest. I don't think you're allowed to say third world anymore. It's not politically correct. Yeah, that's good. It's good. Listen to some old people.
Starting point is 02:43:37 Talk, drop some bombs. Oh, I forget what the point of this is i forget what the point of this is this was going to be a good one oh oh let's see let's see oh you're gonna love this. You're going to love this. This is good. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. This is, this is kind of off my, um, this is out of my, uh, specialty here. Um, Carrie Hackney, uh, cancel. This is from, this is from national public radio's website. Whitney Davis.
Starting point is 02:44:37 Nice back. Look at your back. I've been home with my kids their whole lives, 10 and eight. And they spent nine months in your stomach more slaves went to Arabic countries than transatlantic I never hear anything demanding reparations from Saudis
Starting point is 02:44:58 13 service members killed in Kabul attack honored with congressional gold medal. These are the people here. They are dude, girl, dude, dude, girl,
Starting point is 02:45:12 dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Starting point is 02:45:16 How are there? No, uh, melanated people in this group. I thought the military was like 50% melanated. The U S house representatives, the U S house of representatives has voted to post humus humusly human post humusly someone say the word for me award for the congressional
Starting point is 02:45:33 gold medal to the 13 american service members killed in the bomb attack in kabul this summer the august attack was one of the deadliest days for American forces in the past decade of the 20-year war in Afghanistan. Lisa McClain was co-sponsored by a bipartisan group of more than 300 representatives. Their bravery and selflessness has enabled more than 117,000 people at risk to reach safety this thus far whatever that means uh there's something i wanted you to see in here you're gonna trip when you find out what i'm about to show you next anyway you should know that in this bombing, you were going to trip, get ready in this bombing,
Starting point is 02:46:28 a 13 service members died. 45 people were injured and more than 170 Afghanis were killed. Do you remember this? This was in that, um, that whole airport debacle, I think when they were closing down the airport and all the troops were leaving and we left behind, I don't even know.
Starting point is 02:46:42 Can't even believe I'm about to say this 90 billion in gear 90 billion but this is the part that's gonna blow you away what if i told you that those people didn't need to die at all. No reason. Absolutely no reason they had to die. Zero. Well, here we go. I want to focus specifically on what you saw on August 26. I know beyond the lookout, an intelligence bulletin went out identifying two individuals as a potential IED threat. That is correct.
Starting point is 02:47:27 To the Abbey Gate. Yes. Routinely, we send two or three guys back to collect intel. For those of you listening, this is some congressional hearing. I think that was the chairman of whatever this committee is. And the person responding is U.S marine sergeant tyler vargas andrews oh it's the foreign affairs committee chairman michael mccall who asked the question vargas andrew was a scout sniper team leader
Starting point is 02:47:58 and they were observing from a tower and they they spotted a man, an anomaly in the crowd. That's their words. Fitting the description of a suicide bomber exactly to the T. Over the communication network, Vargas Andrews communicated that there was a potential threat and an IED attack was imminent they said this is as serious as it gets the person fit the description perfectly this is sergeant Vargas Andrews when he when he was on site in Afghanistan he told his commanders that he said I requested engagement and the authority while my team leader was ready on an M110 semi-automatic sniper system. The response from leadership did not have the engagement authority for us.
Starting point is 02:48:55 Do not engage. Vargas Andrews requested the battalion commander, Lieutenant Colonel Brad Whited, to come to the tower to see what they saw. These dudes saw the guy. I didn't say the F word. They saw the guy. They said, hey, we see someone who fits the description of a suicide bomber to the T, and he's acting like he is going to do it. It's imminent, imminent, imminent eminent imminent i am your eminency but it was imminent i don't even know if that's right in the meantime he said psychological operations individuals came to our tower immediately and confirmed the suspect met the suicide bomber description when whited that's the commander, they showed the evidence and the photos they had of the two men.
Starting point is 02:49:53 They reassured their commander of the ease of fire they had on the suicide bomber, meaning they could just put him down. Pointedly, Vargas asked for engagement, authority, and permission. We asked him if we could shoot, Vargas said. Our battalion commander said, I quote, I don't know. Let's just watch this. This is just nuts. This is nuts. From our intel assets over in the Joint Operations Command, and that morning around 2 a.m., we were passed that a suicide bomber was in the vicinity
Starting point is 02:50:27 potentially moving towards the gate. We were told that he was wearing a brown man dress, a black vest. He would look clean shaven and be younger with an older man traveling as his companion and we saw just that on the 26th around 12 30 in the afternoon. And in fact, you said you passed along the communications network that there was a potential threat, an IED attack imminent. And in your words, this was as serious as it gets. That is correct. We had eyes on these two individuals that fit the exact description that we were given from our intel assets. And we had pictures we had them clear as day to be able to see through our scope with ease of fire on both individuals as well as through our
Starting point is 02:51:10 spotting scope we have high powered optics with quality lenses on our cameras to take clear-cut pictures of everything that we see that is an enormous part of our job you still have those photos they were taken on an sd card when we turned them over to intelligence. Then you said you requested from your commander, Lieutenant Colonel Brad Whitted, to come to the tower to see what you saw. And the psychological operations came to the tower and confirmed that the suspect met the suicide bomber description. Is that correct? That is correct. Yes.
Starting point is 02:51:44 So you had him? We did. And then you showed this evidence and you asked your commander if you could shoot. We did, Chairman. Both myself and my team leader asked for engagement authority and he responded with he did not have that authority. So we asked who did. He told us he did not know and would go find out. In that time of talking with him and keeping eyes on this individual over the course of 30 minutes, the two individuals both disappeared into the crowd of thousands. I think everyone can understand by looking at some of those pictures that I had up there, how enormous the crowd was. It was unfathomable, very easy to move through and
Starting point is 02:52:20 conceal yourself. And that's what happened. So you asked for engagement permission and your commanding officer says, I don't know. That is correct. He doesn't know if you have permission to take out the threat. Yes. There are no rules of engagement on the ground. We were told to pass our command if we saw any suspicious activity or hostile intent. And that's exactly what we did. We were not returned with an answer. And then you asked, well, who does know? And he says he doesn't know, but would find out.
Starting point is 02:52:52 And he never got an answer to you. He never did. And the individual disappeared. That he did. And you believe that that was a suicide bomber? We do. And then you said we made everyone on the ground aware. Operations had halted. Started again. Plain and simple, we were ignored. Our expertise was disregarded. And then lastly, no one was accountable for our safety that day.
Starting point is 02:53:21 That is correct. No one was held accountable. No one was and no one is to this day. Did your battalion commander run that request up the chain of command? He should have. That was his responsibility to, I don't know if he did. Wouldn't that be the normal protocol?
Starting point is 02:53:36 That would be the normal protocol chairman. But we, we don't know. And as a result, we have 13 dead servicemen, women. We have 170 Afghans killed. And 45, including yourself, sir, injured. That is correct.
Starting point is 02:53:56 Because that threat could not be taken out because your commanding officer couldn't give you the order. That is correct. Amazing. I want to focus specifically on the man dress, brown man dress. It's not about winning the war or taking out the threat. It's about keeping the war going on forever. Let the Marines kill the crazies. Tyler Collings. Yanni Smith, looking like hallie berry uh he would have been in so much trouble if he did
Starting point is 02:54:31 if he would have put a bullet in him without uh authority yeah it sounds um man what happens you shoot him you kill him but they find, they see he does have a, a, what if you shoot him and kill him and the bomb goes off? Is that a win? I see how I do that as I, as I'm looking through Instagram and I hear that stuff. So then I just go to NP and then I just type it in and I search,
Starting point is 02:55:01 but the two articles together and voila, I present to you guys. I don't know. Some, you know, some days some stories stand out to me and then later on I see them. I'm like, why did I show that? That doesn't even stand out to me. I guess a lot of it is just mood, the mood I'm in. I must have been on a little NPR kick. This is hilarious. New York City Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks. New York City Mayor Eric Adams is telling stores to have customers remove their face masks.
Starting point is 02:55:43 Please have your face masks on before entering but not anymore new york city requires you to be vaccinated against covid19 to enter a small business and wear a mask new york no longer has a face mask mandate in new york city mayor eric adams is telling stores to get customers to lower their masks before entering to help prevent crime. Hmm. Unreal. Unreal. unreal unreal all right that was fun it was a good show happy with it happy with the show oh here whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa here we go here we go deadlift talk time no no no no no no no no deadlifts how about this this guy's great i was
Starting point is 02:56:54 on my i used to communicate with this guy on my account before i lost my account now i don't even know if he knows if he'll communicate with me from my measly Sevan Rinsta account. Douglas Bubble Trousers. I was searching for a job in Chicago, the worst large town in the United States of America, due to its crime and violence and wokeness.
Starting point is 02:57:23 And I was going to apply for a position that i was very interested in but one of the requirements was to be vaccinated prior to the first interview imagine imagine you have to be you have to take a forced drug injection from a company what if i sold something and in order for you to get a job, first you had to buy this thing from me before you could even apply for the job? What a great business Pfizer's in. It's crazy. Their culture is like the way it is now. My buddy moved back from Pakistan.
Starting point is 02:57:58 He was like, what happened in North America in the last three years? He's like, every magazine, the girl's overweight. Do you just love that? And you're like, no, not really, but you have to pretend you do or you get trouble on Facebook. Very complicated to be alive, all the opinions you need to pretend to have right now.
Starting point is 02:58:13 Even doctors don't want to say fat. They have to be like, listen, if you could be 30% less brave, that would be great. If we get your levels of, you go girl! You go girl you go girl you know if we look here at your height to empowerment chart um you're getting very close to morbidly courageous that guy's good that guy's good. My goodness, he's prolific.
Starting point is 02:58:47 He puts out so much stuff. 10 a.m. I can't believe I come in this room. I can't believe I come in this room at 7 a.m. and leave at 10 a.m. I used to leave at 8.30. I used to leave at 8.30. I used to leave at 8.30. Now I leave at 10 a.m.
Starting point is 02:59:10 I don't even swear. I used to come in this room and swear. Now I don't even swear. I don't even swear. I quit swearing. I'm cured. I've been. I quit swearing. I'm cured. I've been cured of my swearing. Yeah, it's politically.
Starting point is 02:59:35 Yeah, isn't that amazing? Crazy. You can't ask about someone's age, but demanding medications is acceptable. I know we live in complete crazy town, banana pants. Whitney Davis, I'm always here. You're always here just hanging from the ring, showing off your back. Miss Sulcus, we got a job order this morning, and it said vax required, caps and highlighted. A job order.
Starting point is 03:00:05 I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. I don't know what this is. This has been on my list for a while. Let's see what this is. It says, after people lost their homes, their jobs, and health insurance, and retirement pensions, and life savings, just trying to survive, these tyrants have the audacity to do a presser and say they're deeply sorry. Uh-oh. Oh, this is Alberta. say they're deeply sorry.
Starting point is 03:00:23 Uh-oh. Oh, this is Alberta. This is the, like, the premier. Their person's called the premier. Doesn't that sound like some Nazi stuff? The premier is here. Listen to her speak. I apologize right now. I'm deeply sorry for
Starting point is 03:00:39 anyone who was inappropriately subjected to discrimination as a result of their vaccine status. I'm deeply sorry for any government employee that was fired from their job because of their vaccine status. And I welcome them back if they want to come back. You want to know what I heard?
Starting point is 03:00:59 I heard we lied. You guys find out and you caught us. So we'll just cover it up with a deep apology. How about no, how about they get their jobs back and they get tons of financial, like, what is it? Compensation? These people are actual psychos. They ruined lives. They ruined people's lives. People literally couldn't pay their bills. People literally lost their homes. They lost their life insurance. They lost their health insurance over a lie. Is it good enough? What is going to be good enough? How about we lock up every single person who went along with this lie and enforced these unconstitutional mandates and crimes against humanity on populations and they go to jail for it? How about that. I'm concerned. I don't like that. I don't like being vindictive. I don't like smashing people for coming out and saying sorry or being honest. That being said, yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 03:02:15 I know that's not going to be popular with you guys, but I just, I just, I think it's okay. I think we, we, I think we can accept apologies. There just needs to be a campaign. There needs to be as much effort into apologizing to kind of bring back the psychological well-being as there was in torturing. Oh, look it, look it, look at Janelle Winston. Yeah. See, this is what I'm saying. You should look her up. Her name is Danielle Smith and she's the premier of Alberta and she stands in the face of Trudeau all the time. Yeah. I can't, I can't smash this lady, man. I can't,
Starting point is 03:03:00 I can't do it. But I do want to say that this lady who's commenting, I feel her anger. And she all doesn't. She looked like Cat Shearer. Do you guys know who Cat Shearer is? She's been on the show. She's on the Clydesdale podcast. She looks like she could be her sister. That could be her.
Starting point is 03:03:18 I'm down with the apology, too. Yeah, it just needs to be like they need to like. They need to they need to invest in it with that apology, you know how like they'll be like, someone will write some racial slur on the side of a school building and then they'll do like, they'll be a psychiatrist at the school to help any kids who are traumatized by it. And then they'll maybe do a, like a little course for everyone saying, oh, these words are bad and race. They need to do the same thing for this. Like, Hey, you were duped by pharma. There needs to be a big,
Starting point is 03:03:49 massive campaign for on society. Like, Hey, you were duped by pharma and you were duped by your government. He said, the apology needs to be backed up with some, some sort of like education or some component. That's like,
Starting point is 03:04:01 this is how we lied to you. This is why we just hire hire hire some people who are to hire hire me no don't hire me i don't want to do it make everyone listen to the sebon podcast it was for the injection daniel smith is a total bad at bad at ba and we'd be lucky to have her in any government position i think i saved that i don't get a a ding three hours and three minutes are you kidding me god i'm such a boss said the g word um jake chapman savon i by the way i love seeing seeing the CEO shirt. Look up Sharon Davies.
Starting point is 03:04:46 She's an ex-Olympic swimmer who is taking on the trans movement and writing a book on it all. I would love to. Sounds like a good guess for the thing. Sharon Davies. She didn't come up.
Starting point is 03:05:06 Darn it. Maybe I have to type in swimmer. Okay. I still don't understand this, but it's fine. Well, we learned a lot today. Learned. We learned a lot.
Starting point is 03:05:30 There's a lot of, a lot of new words, a lot of new vernacular urban dictionary stuff. It was quite the, talked about forgiveness, love, giant women, how they walk.
Starting point is 03:05:48 Did we see, did we see Allison in YC was saved? Was he like in Santa Cruz and like Jesus saved her and not me? Like, how did that happen? How would, uh, you, yeah, you come here. No, not you, Simon. I won't be coming back for you in a few years. Go back. It can come, Allison. Welcome to the Pearly Gates. Hello. Hi. What's up, man? Jeremy.
Starting point is 03:06:14 Jeremy, what's up, dude? I did not get the nano-tooth. I was outbid. Oh, you were? It went up to $60? How much did it go to? It went up to $60? How much did it go to? It went up to $77. Wow, okay.
Starting point is 03:06:28 Are they new? They're new? From the pictures, they look brand freaking new. Nice, man. All right. Well, someone's happy. Someone got them. Someone will enjoy them.
Starting point is 03:06:37 What color? Black and then white Reebok sign. They look pretty cool. My kind of shoe for sure. But yeah, like you said, someone will be happy. But I did store a pair of the,
Starting point is 03:06:49 what the hell are they? The Ritz Froning SEX something or another. So I got those. Did you buy yourself that just because you felt sorry for yourself? Just like a mercy buy? What do you think?
Starting point is 03:07:02 Absolutely. I did. I'm 100% mercy buy. I need something do you think? Absolutely. I did. 100% mercy buy. I need something, you know, like when your friend gets the hot chick that you're going for, and then you're like,
Starting point is 03:07:13 well, she's got a friend who's not as hot, but you know, but you'll do it. Yeah. You'll do it. Yeah. For sure. For sure.
Starting point is 03:07:20 Take one for the team. And then you fall in love with her and marry her. Yeah, man. American dream right there. All right. Well, yeah,
Starting point is 03:07:27 I do want to give an update on that for sure. I was going to comment on the video you just showed at the lady. Um, and then your response of like accepting the apology. I don't know. Maybe it's because I worked for the government for over a decade, but I don't like most government officials, uh,
Starting point is 03:07:43 whatever side they fall on. I just don't like them. Um, yeah. So my thing is like most government officials, whatever side they fall on. I just don't like them. So my thing is, like, if they're not held accountable to, like, the severest of extents, which, you know, who defines that? I guess the law, right? Like, then if they're not, then who's to say they're not going to do it again? I agree. who's to say they're not gonna do it again i agree but i think part of the reason why we can't get the truth about the injection is uh those people know that they'll go to jail forever maybe i mean maybe capital punishment i mean maybe they'll be killed for that
Starting point is 03:08:17 i mean it wouldn't be hard if all the facts came out and all the truths came out that people that people people are knowing people are knowingly killing people. Right. That's the crazy part. Listen, I mean, you realize that, right?
Starting point is 03:08:31 I'm not joking. That's not like, um, gross exaggeration. There's people out there injecting people with, they're playing Russian roulette with the injection. Like they know for every, I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 03:08:41 Thousand, 10,000. I don't care what the number is that they're killing someone. And they know, every, I don't know what it is, thousand, 10,000, I don't care what the number is, that they're killing someone. And there's people who know that they're working in the Pfizer plant who are making the vaccines, who are making something that's killing kids. There's people who know it, lots of them. And so they're never going to come clean because they don't want to go to jail. They don't want to be executed.
Starting point is 03:09:02 And that's my thing. It's like they know they have to be executed and that's my thing it's like they know they know we have they have to be held accountable this this wasn't like some kind of fuss thing this was like like death this was job no job this is you know this is a big time thing it's like i'm not saying let's all go out and round them up and you know but man some man something we gotta be done here you know just just like the biden family just like the epstein island stuff like just gonna get buried and it's gonna keep happening something's gotta be done man but i don't know what hey and it's been happening forever like i said i just did all that reading
Starting point is 03:09:39 and looking into the polio the vaccine it's it it's, it's identical. Those people were duped. These people were due. It's just years later, just the same playbook over and over. Yeah. How do we stop this? And they convinced this huge cohort of our population to be so close-minded like, and I used to be one of them. Oh my God. Like even, even just, it's not even that long ago when my wife told me we weren't getting our kids vaccinated. I'm like, Oh no, I got a crazy wife. Right. No. Yeah, for sure. Why wouldn't I just be like, Oh,
Starting point is 03:10:12 maybe I should look into that because it's the, for some reason, pardon me. You were duped. How are you? I was indoctrinated. I was indoctrinated. Yeah. You're indoctrinated and that's a real pandemic right now is people's lack of actually critically thinking they don't want to do that they're like oh i trust this government person or he's got this pouchy or this person i don't know man you got to do your own research our country won't go forward in the way we need it to go forward if If everybody was just plus the government, that's not how it should work.
Starting point is 03:10:45 Yeah. Look at Janelle Winston nails it. It's not just that you're closed minded. I was aggressively angry at those who don't comply. Yeah. I defend it. I would go like this. I would be like,
Starting point is 03:10:55 oh my God, those people don't believe in the vaccine. They're effing idiots. Yeah. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 03:11:06 I asked a chat GPT. I think I told you if, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I asked ChatGPT, I think I told you what reasons I should take the injection. It gave me a huge list. And then I asked for what reasons I shouldn't take the injection. And it said it would never give me reasons because that would be morally inappropriate because it's for the betterment of mankind. I think ChatGPT is a joke. Anything deep I tried to ask it, it can't answer. Complete joke. Yeah, it's a complete joke. I don't even think, yeah, it's dummy talk. It's libtard talk. It's just superficial stuff. But a doctor told me, like, shut up. Yeah, right right when someone starts a conversation like that with a
Starting point is 03:11:46 government person told me or a doctor told me i'm like okay that's fantastic now let's talk about it you know you just that's it the doctor told you you just go on for now like what skills what skills does jet gpt have i'm stealing this from brett pike of discernment and observation. Zero. Zero. Absolutely zero. 100%. I didn't want to get you... I know you're about to sign off. I apologize. Didn't want to get another conversation going when you're trying to leave, but
Starting point is 03:12:16 I had to call and, well, I had to give you the nano too, I'll take it, but... Oh, this guy, there's someone in the chat who says that as soon as you said that they were available, they stole them from you. They're the ones who, no, I'm joking. I would have been surprised. Okay.
Starting point is 03:12:33 Anyways, yeah, you go have a great day. Hopefully it's not raining in California one of these days. All right. Thank you, brother. All right. Peace. Bye. Savon, remember the main chat GPT includes filters.
Starting point is 03:12:45 Use the playground to interact with the back end, which is the DeWokified version. Thank you. I don't think I'll ever play around with it again. But maybe, maybe I will. I mean, maybe if someone sent me a link or was like, hey, look at this, go type this into it. All right.
Starting point is 03:13:08 Nap time. Thanks, guys. Have a good day. I'm trying to get Ms. Brandon on for a chat this evening. There's also a chance that Brian Friend and I will come on sooner than later. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. We were going to have to, we were going to have just a candid talk about CrossFit.
Starting point is 03:13:29 That might be very soon. I just need to go inside and reboot. All right. Talk to you guys soon. Bye.

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