The Sevan Podcast - #851 - Live Call In | Almost There...

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

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You guys like the hour early? I don't know. Does anyone have any idea why I did an hour early today? Such an amazing guess. Okay, let's see if the music actually fades out on its own. I think it's going to do it. Is it going to start up again in a loop? Here we go.

It's gone. It worked. I just had to click the deloop button. All right. That'll be part of my new morning routine because the default is that it loops all the music on this software so i just got to go in hit the button so it doesn't uh loop it uh steven flores yes another 6 a.m show another one do i do these very often christine young 6 a.m okay i on thursdays um often I have an hour drive over the hill

I told myself I'd never do this but I've been doing it for more than a year now because there is a professional skateboarder there that I take my kids to on Thursdays and so I think his name is Josh Balo B-A-L-O-U-G-H he has a pretty big YouTube channel.

And we go to the Sunnyvale Skate Park, and just like the town says, Sunnyvale, it is crazy sunny. Holy shit, it says I'm having an internet connection issue. Am I breaking up to you guys? Anyway, so I figured if I start at 7, then I have to leave at 8.30, and that only gives me an hour and a half. And that's fine, but I was like, what if I start at 7, then I have to leave at 8.30. That only gives me an hour and a half. And that's fine. But I was like, what if I start an hour early?

And if I still only need an hour and a half, I can get off. But if I need more, then I can keep going. So more 7 more often. Oh, thank you. Don't you'll get sick of me. T3, gang, gang. Oh, that's don't tell me. Don't tell me.

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P-A-P-E-R-S-T, coffee.com, use code Sevan. Hey, how cool is that yesterday that um you know what's interesting is someone called me the other day and they said they were asking about california hormones and there's a family member i don't remember exactly how they worded it but they had questions about my relationship with California hormones. Like maybe like it somehow didn't fit with, with, with my,

I don't know what the word is. I don't want to say brand, but anyway, or maybe they called me two days ago and said that. And so yesterday when that firefighter called and, and, and told the story about his, his relationship with California hormones and his journey with California hormones and going down there and meeting them and the blood work and all

that, it was, I was stoked. It was like, it, it validated me the same way when you guys bought me this sign, it validated me. I think I've,

I've talked to my wife about that every night now about how cool it is that you guys got me this sign that i earned it how did the daniel brandon show go yesterday i think that that is um uh called uh uh being facetious, facetious, facetious, I don't know how to spell that. There it is. Facetious. A treating serious issue with deliberately inappropriate humor being flippant. Um, kind of, kind of, uh, tongue in cheek cheek maybe that was tongue in cheek um uh in an ironic flippant insincere way yes yes you're being flippant with me flippant yes you're being flippant are you mr david oh she had something pop up hey i like it when she cancels i'm stressed i'm

stressed out thinking of her coming on and just having to be on. It's kind of like I, and you know what I mean? Like I'm a monkey that juggles and eats peanuts at the same time. And when Daniel Brandon's on, I have to also do it like with my gut sucked in. You know what I mean? And I'm glad.

I'm most excited to do the real reason why I want to have her on. Cause I want to hear about quarterfinals. I want to hear about her life. I want to poke about quarterfinals. I want to hear about her life. I want to poke and prod her about her relationship with Matt Torres. Of course. I want to just look at her all those things. But then I also want to like, I wonder if we really can do the toe sponsor,

the toe sponsorship, the toe spacer. I really want to do that toe spacer contest with her. You get to, yeah. I thought the show was tonight. Yeah, well, I mean, I spoke to her yesterday. She was in her car for three hours. She ended up going somewhere. I don't know if it's my place to say where.

And she ended up going somewhere. And then she was stuck in the car. No one ever owes me an apology either i feel like the show's gotten so it does not matter to me if a guest doesn't show anymore for some reason i don't know i like being alone with you guys i like this time um someone sent me this last night while i was sleeping and this is a story that you guys this story has been all over the internet everywhere everywhere everywhere everyone's heard this a million times now it's like okay so what old news duh it's gotten to the point the first time you hear it you're like that's cute now it's like god i'm so much so over it but i don't know if

i've ever played it on this show and um after i watched this version and this i as soon as i saw this video a question popped up in my head and uh and when i was done with watching this video, the question was still in my head, and we never got an answer to it. But I'm wondering if it's the same question that pops up in your head. So go ahead. I'm going to hit play here on this, and then we'll listen to this together.

As soon as I start watching this video, within the first three seconds, this question pops in my head. And then when it's over, that's all I'm thinking about. I don't even hear't even hear well i don't want to give too much away here we go the story of the chinese farmer tell me there's a farmer and he lives with his son and they have one horse and the horse runs away and everyone from the town comes by that night and the horse ran away and they said oh no what terrible news they said i don't know it's good news or bad news we don't know. And the next day the horse came back with two other horses and everyone from the town came by and they said, what great news. Now you have three horses. And he said, well, I don't know

if it's good news or bad news. And then the next day the son went out and trained one of the new horses and fell and broke his back. Everyone from the town came by and said, oh no, what terrible news? He said, I don't know if it's good or bad news. And the next day the constable from the town came by and said, oh no, what terrible news? He said, I don't know if it's good or bad news. And the next day, the constable from the military came by and said, we're taking all able-bodied young men to join the military. And he said, my son has broken back. He can't go to the army. And then everyone from the town came by that night and they said, oh, what good news. Your son didn't have to go to the army. I can't handle this. Good news or bad news. I don't know. We'll see. And the idea of this is that it could go on and on and on and on so the idea of missing a green that's true now he takes it to a really weird place basically now oh now trish is with me here we go trish

when you microdose with the hinge date on the first date, what's a hinge date? A hinge date? This is like reading a philosophy to a wet rag. That chick doesn't even look real, right? Hold up. What time is it? Okay, let's keep going. Now he kind of ruins the story here.

On, I don't know, 16 at Augusta, if you're Tiger Woods, that could be good news because that could be a defining moment when the ball lands on the green and rests on the lip with the Nike logo perfectly showing and then falls in. That's where I go with this idea of wishing things were different. If you subscribe to the idea of the Chinese farmer, of good news, bad news, who knows? You cannot believe that there even is bad news. I got to tell you the story of the Chinese farmer.

Okay, so after you watch all of that yeah there you go daniel brandon i don't know if it's good news or bad news definitely bad news definitely bad news um oh trish they're so coked out now you're you're kind of going where I went with it. What is she doing with her pinky there? I have a pinky nail like that. Look at her eyes. What amazing eyeballs. I'm just wondering the whole time, does he bang her? Like, is that, is that, um, yeah. Wow. Amazing story.

I think he kind of ruined that story, but all of that's all I was thinking the whole time. Like, is he sleeping with her? Is that guy, is that guy trying to sleep with her is that like what's the deal here what's going on what's going on who's care who's care josh saunders good morning sam steen good morning Good morning. Oh, where's my calling number? Here we go. Here we go. From your favorite from your favorite ex-president. Here we go. Oh. Remember when President Trump warned of Germany's dependence on Russia and the Germans left? In September, when he went to the UN and said something about Germany that was so detached from reality, even the German delegation couldn't help but laugh at him. What happened to Saturday Night Live? Were they always horrible?

They used to be funny, right? I didn't change. They changed, right? They used to be funny, right? It's not. I didn't change. They changed, right? They suck now. I mean, they always kind of sucked. Like half the skits were bad, I feel like. It wasn't like the Chappelle show where everything was good.

Germany will become totally dependent on Russian energy if it does not immediately change course. One of the most affected countries was Germany. The country is heavily dependent on the fuel. One newspaper here is calling it a disaster for German diplomacy at the EU. Maybe the whole space will have to admit this. Donald Trump was right. And they laughed. They laughed. Donald donald trump oh he's so funny but now they're saying that trump was right well i told you so trump did it again who is this guy is this guy's name seth what's this guy's name seth samberg seth green seth what the fuck is this guy's name right here man i never watched that show ever ever ever there was only one there was only one skit that

someone showed me once that like that i ever thought was funny i always do is people just show me skits that show was out before YouTube was out. It had no competition, right? Now there's like three-year-old kids throwing balls at their dad's crotch that are funnier than any of the shit on here. But there was this one skit that Janet Jackson did where she went to like an Italian winemaker or something.

It was a cork soaker's bit. And every time someone said cork soaker, it sounded like cocksucker have i swore at all the show besides that that was within context have i said any f words seth meyers yeah he's horrible he is horrible yeah that guy is that is not um that is not uh austin hartman does anybody watch tv at at all anymore you mean where her top fell off where justin i don't know even that i didn't enjoy i don't like chaos it used to be good for a while but been been woke for a while now. Was it good before, though?

I don't know. I never enjoyed it. It felt cheap and sloppy and didn't seem creative to me. And I feel like the good comedians always leave. Well, we're going to cruise today. We are cruising. I like this next thing I'm about to show you for a couple of reasons. One, because I don't agree with what he says, but I agree with what the spirit he says. I don't

like the examples this guy gives. And that's the important thing. I think that's sometimes why I don't, people, myself and other people don't, um, see eye to eye on things because they're looking at the, um, specifics. And to me, the specifics don't like matter so much all the time. I'm able to, if someone's like, uh, I drank orange juice and then later on someone be like, that guy lied. He was drinking a grapefruit juice. Like I would never go to that guy lied.

I don't, I would never, it's, it's, knew it or didn't know it or if it was true or not true, it doesn't matter. I would just be like, no, he was drinking a citrus juice. Like I would go big, big picture. I don't care. If you told me, some guy says my Ferrari was $320,000 and someone goes, you know, he's lying. It was $299,000. I don't, I don don't i don't do that normally i don't care about because the specifics there don't matter um now if if for uh

for if someone's like yeah he has blood clotting and it's because uh his cholesterol clotted his arteries because his cholesterol is too high and then it does matter to me because then they're suggesting the clotting occurred the catalyst for the clotting occurred from what was inside going on inside the artery when i believe it's from what happens outside we've talked about this i believe it's the vasovasorum i believe it's that when the outside of the artery isn't getting fed blood through those little tiny tiny veins called vasovasorum and the red blood cells can't come down and feed and feed the outside of the artery the artery dies from the outside and then the clotting occurs on the inside and then the nuance

matters then the details matter because if you send the repair repair crew to the inside of the artery, when the damage is happening from the outside because you eat too much sugar, and the cells lose their motility and they can't get down there, motility, their mobility, their sort of their squishiness, and they can't get down there and feed the edge of the arterial wall, that's important. You don't need cholesterol medicine. You need to stop eating sugar.

That was good, right? you don't need, you don't need cholesterol medicine. You stop eating sugar. That was good, right? That's pretty deep into the weeds. I'm up for the challenge. I'm up for the challenge. I'm up for the challenge. What did he say? Basal visorum. You said edge. Yeah. Okay. Uh, so, edge yeah okay uh so so this guy's gonna talk about fatherhood and um we'll get through this here a little bit a little a little piece by piece the um he's talking about the difference between having two mothers as opposed to having a father and a mother um and it's, yeah, okay, here we go. Ah! Caleb would never screw that up three times in a row.

Mothering has become a real mystery. Ask the average person, what is a father? They have no clue. When a father wants to be hands-on, involved in the family, domesticated, he becomes a second mother. He competes with the mother. I'll diaper the baby. I'll... See, this is the examples he gives. I'll diaper the baby. I love diapering my babies. But I'll go big picture on it. I think him and I agree. It's just the examples he gives, it's the intent within diapering the baby and i love doing the

laundry even though you know i did the laundry in my relationship with my wife for 15 years and maybe more 20 years and recently she's like put the kibosh down not letting me do the laundry anymore can you imagine if i would have said that the other way around i'm not letting my wife do the laundry anymore people would be like oh my god, you can't control your wife like that. But no one will ever say that the other way. But my wife does. She's intimidated me. She's gotten a little tense with her voice, raised her voice above just like the speaking level and told me not to do the laundry anymore. It's called a relationship. It's called how animals communicate. It's totally fine. It's called how animals communicate.

It's totally fine. I'm happy. I'm happy to see her passion. I'm happy to see her passion, her conviction of stopping me from doing the laundry. She doesn't, she thinks that I do great laundry. She doesn't like the soap that I,

the soaps that I choose. And I think she's right, but here we go. Feed the baby. I'll make dinner. I'll do the laundry. I'll drive them to school. You're not being a father. You're just being another mother. Now, right there. I'm like, fuck you, dude. I changed the diapers. I drive them to school. You know what I mean? I drive them to skate. I love all that shit right so he gives these examples ah there you go intense steven flores intent yes oh no you're talking about danny

spiegel i don't even know what you're talking about but i don't think she ever would try to cheat on purpose i don't think she's i don't think any of those dudes do that but but um but yeah it's the intent it's the intent. It's the intent. Who the fuck is this guy? Who knows? Just fodder for conversation. It's the intent behind doing the laundry, driving them. But he kind of gets to that in a second.

And that's the problem. The simpletons of the world. I know that's an asshole way to put it. The simpletons of the world will listen to what he says, and they'll get confused. This is why we have words like gender. Because people get confused. They'll start calling these gender roles. You can be manly as fuck and do the wash and drive your kids.

And you can be an amazing father and do all that. You just said fuck. That's one. Darn it. And then people say, so what's a father? Nobody knows. darn it and then people say so what's a father nobody knows there's a father only the guy who takes you to a baseball game teaches you how to play football teach you how to ride a bicycle well that doesn't start at least you know for the first couple of years of life you've got nothing to contribute yeah you do you kind of do have nothing to contribute in the beginning i didn't contribute i mean i was just present

which is cool i mean you contribute i mean you don't contribute any superficial stuff really not too much you need to learn what they're eating they're just on the boot by the way yesterday my wife corrected me i said something uh obvious how long he breastfed for and i said 16 months. And my wife's like, you always say that on your show. It was 23 months. I was like, wow, 23 months. Fathering is, and it's not our fault.

Our fathers didn't father very well. Not true. He said, it's not your fault if you don't know what a father is. Never give away your power. Take responsibility. It's all your fault. It's all your fault. Someone hits you in their car when you're driving down the street and you're in your car and you say it's their fault it's

their fault for insurance reasons but at the end of the day it's your fault you chose to be there you got a driver's license you bought a car don't you what it is it was never defined but one quick definition would be a mother is like a coach i like this here we go here we go preparing you for an olympic event she's in there with you trying to get you perfect in your performance your father is like the judge at the Olympic event. When you think you're ready, show off your stuff. And if your father approves, you're in. If your father is a little disappointed, go back to the drawing board.

But you don't need two coaches. That's confusing. And you don't need two judges. That's confusing. Yeah, you don't need two judges. You don't need two judges. You don't need two judges you don't need two judges you don't need two judges never compete with your wife for your kids love let them celebrate their their love for their mom celebrate the fact that they love their mom more than you celebrate that they don't need two judges

but i am definitely my kids judge and not only do they judge them but i judge them harshly and i allow them to enjoy the judgment and have fun with the judgment and you know i've noticed they've started doing it to me too and it's so fun i'm not bad i'm disappointed i'm just disappointed yeah yeah and i and i reward them and it's what i've said before just worry about rewarding your kids for the good stuff they do and just go stoic is all get out for the stuff that you don't like that they do. Just stoic. You don't even need to say bad or no or stop.

They're searching for your approval. They're searching for your judgment. Use that judgment wisely. Use it wisely. You use it to steer them, to steer them. Yes. Yes. Mother is nurturing a father. So don't ever feel like you have to compete with your wife for your kid's love. It's totally healthy and normal. My kids will say to me all the time, will you sleep with me? I'm like, sure. My mom's like, I'll do it. And they'll be like, oh, we're going to sleep with mom.

And I'll be like, okay. And they're like, we're sorry. I'm like, dude, are you kidding me? I'd rather sleep with mom than me too. Occasionally someone will throw me a bone and want to sit next to me at dinner. It's perfectly, absolutely, absolutely normal.

It's great. Let them have their mom for nurturing. And they'll still come. They still come to me. They want to do the big boy stuff. They want to feel the judgment. They want to get the celebration of my judgment. There's a funny story.

It probably doesn't translate too well. We were playing cards yesterday and I could just see them wanting to compete with me and wanting them to win, to beat me. Yes, you want to talk about my glasses? I'm just going through all my glasses. I just have tons of glasses, so I'm just going through them all. Doug Ritchie, I'm a lifetime listener.

Are you in Europe, Doug? I started early today. My dad was an academic who was far more of an emotional nurturer than most dads. I started early today. My mom, my dad was an academic who was far more of an emotional nurturer than most dads. Yeah, I can be pretty emotional. My mom used to jab me in the hand with a fork at the dinner table. If I held my fork wrong.

Yeah, that sounds about right. I'm not letting them win until they, until they actually win. It's funny. My, the, I,

um, the kid's tennis instructor and I have had some back and forth about that because he's had some issues with his dad as a kid, his dad beating him up too much on the tennis court. And, um, I've definitely, uh,

put it to Avi a few times where, where he's cried. Definitely. But the other day I was deadlifting and I just deadlifted 295 just kind of on accident. And I really mean that. It was kind of just on accident. But I was kind of proud and I was like, wow, that's pretty crazy. But this lady, I'm 51.

51. At 80 years old, Miss Nora deadlifted 310 pounds. I mean, how? How? This is nuts, right? Look at her shoes. Look at that grip. Everything about her, I'm just loving it. Her focus, her progression.

Her eye contact with the crowd how bonkers bonkers um uh chip uh fillers chip fillers, chip filler. Is that your real name? Uh, I never let my kids win or beat me in anything. It belittles the achievement. Son is now a D one wrestler and can beat me easy. That's awesome.

Three 10 for miss Nora. Look at this. Oh, you can't see. There's a comment. She goes to my church mr hartman mr mccostian how are you i'm good i'm having fun good good good morning it's good to see you early i'm a little nervous like i could crash do you know what i mean like i got up too early i'm getting a little anxious about it.

I got up at 4.59. That's weird. I never like seeing the clock say 4. It's very intimidating. You're going to have to take two 26-minute naps today instead of your normal one. Probably. I'm just sitting in front of my office staring at the front door. I'm not with the clock in yet, so I figured I'd just sitting in front of my office staring at uh the front door not

what the clock in yet so I figured I'd call in and go over my uh one course I took last weekend like you said we're going to what you took your what oh oh you took your l1 last week yeah tell me tell me how was it how was it yeah it was incredible the only I can't even say I have anything negative to say about it like the only suggestion I can make about it is that like it's probably just because the seminar staff was so good at what they're doing I have anything negative to say about it. Like the only suggestion I can make about it is that like, it's probably just because the seminar staff was so good at what they're doing. Like they never said like, maybe once or twice. It's like, Hey, flip the page 79. We're going to go over this article or this lecture or

whatever. That's like the only place I can find to make a suggestion. But everything else was awesome. Why, what did they do? I don't know. So you went to your CrossFit level one on March 18th and 19th in what city? In Oviedo, Florida, at CrossFit Oviedo. And who were the instructors? It was Melissa Reed, Renna Butcher, and Andy Hendel. Oh, oh. Who was the flowmaster there?

Melissa Reed? I don't even know who those girls are. I think it was melissa she was running the show for the most part i have no idea who that was was she nice oh she was super sweet she was almost like too polished okay um like she seemed like a little corporatey but she was awesome like the words that were coming out of her mouth were incredible but it just was a little like i like i like dandy a lot i don't know if you're familiar with him. Bro, bro, you just nailed it. That's how astute you are. You have two people who are just absolutely new, I think.

I've never heard of those people. Melissa Reed, who is the other one? Rana Butcher. She's super new. She's only been on seminar staff for a year, maybe two years. Okay, and a young lady named Rana Butcher. And then you got one of the oldest seminar staff around ever former nfl football player andy hendel just i mean yeah he doesn't need to be polished or corporate he's the shit he sleeps and breathes that shit that's um

that's taylor self's mentor oh is it yeah he owns uh charlotte super cool dude dude that that dude has probably that dude probably has greg glassman's number on his phone i mean that guy is that guy is old school old school how did he look he had a heart attack like a few couple months ago a year ago how did he look i could he looked awesome good that makes me look great he was moving around and everything he was bitching about his body because he's what 68 or something crazy he looks crazy for 68 yeah forearms big hands he kind of oozes

he's like what Nicky Rod's gonna be like when Nicky Rod's old Hendo like oozes man and I could tell the entire time he was like just wanting to say some off the wall shit and like wanting to talk shit to everybody. But he was like, he had a muzzle on the entire time. I'm like, dude, you got to open up a little bit. I was freaking out.

I got to sit down and bullshit with him for like 15, 20 minutes after the first day. It was, it was pretty cool. What an astute observation, by the way. I'm just, I'm just, I know I'm just glomming onto it. Yeah. Yeah. Andy Hendel is full of toxic masculinity for sure. Oh yeah. Uh, but, but what a great observation, uh, that they seem to polish her a little corporate. I would guess that's where the way the whole team is going. I have,

I have deep concerns with Nicole Carroll not being at the helm. Hey, um, did the, did the, uh, did the, did they work out at lunchtime? Did you get to see the staff work out? The trainers? Yes, they did. It was actually super cool. Like, I love the shit out of that. I came back and they're just all sweating, looking like they were hurting after lunch.

I went out and got like Chipotle or something. They were going to freak out about that. But yeah, they were working out super hard. They're all, like Andy was shirtless and the chicks were just dripping sweat. It was pretty cool. Oh, I love a shirtless old man. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Hey, what about the gym? How was the gym, the facility? It was pretty nice. I'd say it was a medium-sized affiliate, but super accommodating. I've heard it's a really cool gym that's got a super cool old-school feel to it. Oh, yeah. It's awesome.

We had enough floor space or floor space. I think we did a snatch lecture or whatever the hell they call it. We had all 30 people on the floor. We had plenty of room to move around. And for the workouts we ran two heaps. So we had enough space for 15 people

and just one half of the gym. So it was really nice. Did the toilet ever back up or get clogged? What's that? Did the toilet ever get backed up or clogged? They didn't, but we had 30 people in our class and there was only two bathrooms and a porta potty outside.

Yeah. I was just taking a dumpster the entire time. I take a little knee and just pee outside. Very good. And he looks like a fucking unit. That's I'm just reading what someone else wrote a paper street coffee. Yeah is a unit his son's a unit spencer former games athlete um so did any time during the week you're like oh i should have saved my money that was a waste of 1100 bucks or whatever it is um no mostly because i'm gonna start coaching immediately so i'm gonna be able to make that

1100 bucks or whatever back yeah relatively quickly yeah um it wasn't as like magical as you made it seem it was gonna be it was an awesome experience but um a lot of it felt like review almost because i've read like all the early journal articles and i've read through the entire handbook and it wasn't really awesome. I want to do that. I want to get a thumbnail like that for one of my shows. The Sevan podcast, the L1 isn't as magical as Sevan makes it seem. I like that.

I believe it's headed that way, unfortunately. I'm liking everything you're saying. I'm liking everything you're saying. No, I did not do another F-bomb. I'm not doing F-bombs today. At most, I've done one. At most, I've done one. Oh, my goodness.

Not magical anymore. Yeah, and that could be it. And the only reason I think that is because I came in pretty well prepared, I think. Like I said, I read all the early journal articles. I read through the entire handbook before. any reason i i think that is because i came in pretty well prepared i think like i said i read all the early journal articles i read through the entire handbook before and it was incredible because they're way smarter than i am like how they can like they didn't look at one note the entire time and they just made it sound way prettier and wrapped it up way neater with the prettier bow on it than i could in my head so that was awesome and all of their abilities to answer

questions because people would have just crazy questions like that's not even a question you need to be asking. But they just, like, every word that fell out of their mouth was just super awesome. Give me a dumb question. Give me a dumb – do you remember any of the dumb questions? Oh, shoot. If you remember later, tell me. Yeah, how do I balance CrossFit four out of five days a week? But I want to do – oh, shoot, I don't want to single

this chick out. How do I run 16 miles a weekend and do CrossFit? You fucking reduce your intensity during the week or you reduce your volume on running. Like, come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're just trying to tell everybody what activity you're into.

Why am I so fat? Well, put down the cotton candy when I respond, please. Right. Yeah. We're about to go over a nutrition nutrition lecture take a couple notes if you're a fatty seven how come you're ripped and you're not comfortable taking uh your shirt off well because last night before i went to bed um well actually i went to bed and then i got up and ate a pound of pistachios oh tubby old man alright well thank you yeah so it was fun it was good you think you're gonna make your money back

it's not as magical as you think and the new people are stuffy as shit get out of the way and let Spencer talk not Spencer Andy Andy okay that's good feedback but still if you can't scrape up a thousand plus bucks to go for sure go through read the early journal articles you can get the l1 handbook online like it was the content and

information is awesome any well any woke stuff did you see any woke stuff no no do not give away your power that's what being woke is it's giving away your power that's why none of those people are happy by the way every time you give away your power. That's why none of those people are happy, by the way. Every time you give away your power, and don't take other people's power. Dumb off subject here. Hi, Austin. Sorry. I'm still here.

Okay. I'm happy. Don't give away your power. Someone cuts you off and you get upset, you gave away your power. You walk into a gym and you say, boy, I don't feel welcome here. You you gave away your power you walk into a gym and you say boy i don't feel welcome here you just gave away your power you gave away your power those people are rude to me because i'm black you just gave away your power don't give away your power don't take other people's power and other people are dying to give away their power don't take it from them it will make you weak it's a burden every time you take someone's power it's like having another dog on a leash have you

ever walked a dog it's miserable walk two dogs you want to kill yourself three dogs oh please no man wants to walk a dog you know that i think i think i think dog walking is a feminine um activity no man wants to be no you do love walking a dog. No, you do love walking a dog? Yeah. It's your feminine side, needing attention. Yeah, what kind of dog do you like walking?

My sister's got a Belgian Malinois. So it's not really walks. We'll go to... I lived in San Diego for five years. So there's a bunch of like open air. That's the Navy SEAL dog, right? I just like hanging out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a a little of course you love your dog barry um the thing is by by walk your

dog i mean like um do you know the do you know those leashes where you can push the button and it goes like 30 feet and then you retract it in right like those lower your testosterone by 50 if you put one of those in your hand yeah no man would ever use one of those no man ever lets a dog pull him no man ever lets a dog pull him my ex had a friendship and that's what she used you levels are plummeting brothers in your hand yeah she's she's a uh she's a bad person those are bad people. No, they're not bad people.

It's just the dumbest thing ever. It's an IQ test when someone gets a leash like that and you failed it. All right, brother. I am going to have to clock in or I'm going to get fired. So I'm trying to stay on the list but keep doing what you're doing.

Are you hating that you called? You're like, shit, I was was gonna call in just like for a couple minutes now i'm late for work shouldn't have called no i was already late for work i was just staring at the front door like i can spend an extra 10 minutes on the phone i'll be all right okay thank you yeah peace out man bye your dogs are just those people by dog walking i mean uh that's a german shepherd uh on cocaine oh a malin a malinois yeah totally totally you never let a dog walk you it's idiot world i don't even like being with people who near people whose dogs are walking them walking any dane sucks yeah well i used to have my Danes under such crazy control. Do I?

I do. I've been swearing. I was a little out of control. I was getting a little squirrely with Austin. I didn't think anyone was listening. Barry, those leashes suck. Use a regular leash leash i trained my old dog to walk with me without a leash yeah that's it chuck carswell was my level one flow master that's cool when we when i worked i worked in a home for disabled adults for five years i never worked less than 40 hours a week ever, ever worked every Christmas

and everyone else would go home. And there's this phenomenon where, where they'll want you to, there's so many things you learn working with developmentally disabled adults, because basically what you're trying to do there, at least in the home that I was in, is you're trying to get them to be independent. So I'll give you one of the main tools is never address the behavior, always address the person. So I'll give you an example that just happened in my life that I do with my kids. My kids do martial arts five days a week to seven days a week, 365 days a year for the last three or four years. It's just, it's just, just like some other people's kids go to school. That's what my kids do. And they do, uh, striking,

kicking, uh, jujitsu and grappling. And they have, uh, two full-time instructors and then they got whatever occasional part-time instructors, and then they got whatever, occasional part-time instructor, and then they do tournaments and stuff like that. And then they wrestle with each other nonstop. So last week, I go to class, and I know one of my sons at the skate park earlier in the day was complaining that his knee was bothering him. So we get to class, and he's like, hey, my knee doesn't feel good, and he's sick. So I'm like, yeah, no problem. He's like, I'm just going to sit out. And I said, okay.

He's like, so what? I don't care i'm just gonna sit out and i said okay it's like so what i don't care i just trust him i love him nothing other parents are tripping when their kid sets out they're having these talk with their kids like no i'm not doing any of that i'm like i'm past that i'm like such a mature parent you just trust there's a daoist saying if you want people to be trustworthy you trust them and uh so he sits out and then um the the weekend goes by and and i'm watching his knee and i'm watching how he's behaving and then so yesterday i take him to class and we're in class and he does the an hour him and both my six-year-olds do an hour of the striking and kicking class you can can see the videos on my Instagram. And after that is an hour of jiu-jitsu.

And my son comes over and says, hey, my knee's bothering me again. And my other son comes over and says, hey, my foot is really sore, my ankle. And I'm like, okay, put on your jiu-jitsu gis. Put your gloves in the bag and put on your jiu-jitsu gis. And this goes back and forth. They're telling me something. They're having a behavior. They're having a behavior.

I sense, I predict, I feel, I'm 99% sure that they're having a behavior. And I don't address the behavior. I help them get out their jujitsu clothes. I get them dressed. My, one of my sons is like, dude, I can't straighten my arm. All of a sudden his arm's broken. Like, okay, then put your jacket on. And I just keep saying, put your, I don't, I don't even talk to him about any of the behaviors they're having. I can't, one of them starts whining. I get them dressed. I helped them tie their belts. One of them tie their belts. The other one's like, no, no, I can do my own belt.

I do it the professional way. You just tie a knot. I'm like, okay. And then I go sit back down in my seat. And I look at my phone. I start digging through my Instagram, looking for stuff. And I look up three minutes later and they're both participating in the class. There's two things there.

I didn't allow them to give me their power. They're trying to give me their power. And I didn't allow them to give me their power. They're trying to give me their power. And I didn't address the behavior. I addressed the person. Do you guys understand what they were trying to do? They were giving me the authority over their life to tell them that they didn't have to do it. They were trying to give me their power if at any point they would have told the teacher hey my foot hurts and the teacher had been like it's okay sit down that's on them they keep their power and i never addressed i never addressed the behavior i just addressed them. They finished class. They hugged me. They loved me.

They're like, oh, my God, that was so fun. Did you see me do this? Did you see me do that? I was like, yeah, you guys are bosses. That's how you raise kids. That's how you behave in society. You don't take people's power. That's why when I was hearing about this, I don't know who was on the air.

They were talking about going to their therapist. And I was like, oh, man don't know who was on the air, they were talking about going to their therapist and I was like, oh man, your therapist just takes power from you. That particular therapist is just taking power from you. When you make decisions for people, you're taking their power. They're giving it to you. They want to give it to you.

Same thing happened with um um uh avi so yesterday last week his nose is really stuffy it's been stuffed up for like two weeks and he's just been snoring like crazy and so last week he was going to go to so in all fairness to him he went to tennis there was an issue and when there's an issue at tennis the kids have to run sprints, line sprints. I've been doing this for four years. It's this I forget what it's called. You guys know what it is. It's you run to one line, then you come back, then you run to a little farther line. You come back, you run to a little farther line, you come back. I forget what it's called. I don't know why I'm having a forgetting. But he had to do that in his class. If someone shows up late, if someone forgets any of their gear, if you don't have pockets on your clothes, there's this list of things that you do. If you're talking when the teacher's talking,

the whole class stops and has to run these sprints. And you have 20 seconds to do one, you have 40 seconds to do two. If you have to do three, God forbid, you have line drills. If you have to do three, forbid you have 60 seconds suicides yes suicides they're horrible people they are horrible suicides homie you're using a hood vernacular by calling me a homie and that is a form of cultural appropriation and you will um go far in life Always take the best shit from the cultures. Homie's a great word. So he always gets it done in 20 seconds

and he's the shortest kid and the slowest kid and all this stuff, right? But he always gets it done and he's worked his way up to become one of the fastest kids, right? When he first started there, he's one of the slowest kids. Now he's one of the fastest kids.

It's little. So he was there the other day with my wife and the teacher wasn't there and there was a there was the assistant coach was there the teacher was off banging chicks in costa rica i don't know that i made that up kind of and uh and the assistant coach and i love both his coaches the assistant coach had them run line sprints and obby couldn't do it and he didn't finish in 20 seconds and the whole class had to do it again and he started bawling bawling that's never happened in three or four years and he comes home and he goes it's because my nose was stuffed i could not breathe so i had to just go slower

and he's bawling so the next time he wanted to go to class he said to me uh dad heidi that's a father and i mean heidi i don't want to go to class, he said to me, dad, Heidi, that's a father. I mean, Heidi, I don't want to go to tennis. I can't breathe through my nose. And I said, cool, you don't have to go to class. That's maybe once or twice in four years where I've let him decide he's not going to go to class. Cool, you don't go to class. So three more days pass. Three more days pass.

Wow. Walker Campbell. this is, everyone's PE teacher is banging students on the side. What about the drama teacher? Are they banging someone? So the next week, this story's taking too long, I apologize. The next week he goes and he says, it was yesterday, he says, hey, I'm not going to tennis, my nose is blocked up, and he thinks it's just going to be that way. I'm like, no, you're going. He said, says hey i'm not going to tennis my nose is blocked up and he thinks it's just gonna be that way i'm like no you're going

he said no i'm not going i can't breathe and he starts crying and i'm like okay let's go to your room and i help him get dressed and i tickle him and i change the subject but i only address him i never address any of the behavior i never address like the breathing thing that's on on him. He eventually stops crying. I'm kissing him, loving on him. His mom takes him there. I tell his mom. I screw up.

I tell his mom. I'm like, hey, Haley, tell the teacher that he's got some trouble breathing. Go easy on him. My wife texts me. She goes, hey, I told him he has to tell the teacher that. I said, even better. So he tells the teacher that. He takes ownership.

She takes it even to the next level. She doesn't take any of his power. He wins the dollar. There's three kids in there who are easily better than him, older than him. He does the whole class. At the end of every class, there's a little mini tournament, and you win a dollar, and he beat all the kids and won the dollar.

Amazing. Amazing. Won the dollar amazing won the dollar uh magnus holmgren grand oh magnus home magnus let's say magnus the best thing for suicide prevention is to quit doing drugs oh i totally agree i totally agree uh sebon have you ever tried the neti pot with your sons for nasal congestion no but i probably should they would probably hate that but they have these kind of these automatic ones i've heard now that they might actually kind of get off on cory hi oh wait hold on sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry here we go uh yes brother hi you can't say suicides anymore dude oh darn it darn it hard sprints hard sprints

wood runs wood runs so uh when did you first notice that you were so you said with avi he got the polio vaccine is what you said yeah he got the first shot so clearly you know you and your wife have taken a while to kind of enlighten yourselves and well there's like 60 there's like there's like 60 shots and the truth is is i think she had already decided I'll have to, I'll find out the details. I think she had already decided before she, before he even came out that we weren't going to do any of that. When your child's born, there's all these tests you're supposed to run on your child. And they have all a lot of pricking in the bottom of the feet. And they've all a lot of like doing stuff to the kid. Like if you have a kid in the hospital,

they'll do all this stuff to your kid, right? Those right when he's born, they'll shove something in his nose and try to clear his passages. They do all this stuff to him. They put a blanket on him. That's been washed in bleach. They prick his foot and take all these blood samples to check for these completely absurd, um, issues that like one in 500,000 kids has. And, um, and, and so we, we didn't do any of that, right? Our kid was just born on the ground and then they leave and we just had our kid. Uh, but, but then, um, my wife knew she wasn't going to get any of them vaccinated, but somehow she took them there one day and they're like, okay, we're going to start the polio shots. And they gave them one. And then afterwards she kind of was like, what am I doing? And she stopped.

gave him one and then afterwards she kind of was like what am i doing and she stopped okay yeah because we we did the same thing with our daughter and she got the first round of of shots but my wife was super reluctant i was reluctant just because she was reluctant yeah and then we we've never been back to that that doctor's office again so yeah we don't even go to the doctor before well fuck a doctor we only go to the doctor. Well, fuck a doctor. We only go to the doctor if they break a bone. Okay. Yeah, you need a broken bone to go to the doctor

or something. You know what I mean? You need to, you need to, you need to have a temperature of 112. All right. So, have you heard

of the Kite Runner? The book, the Kite Runner? Yeah, you know what? I think I maybe read that book. I think I listened to that book on audio. It was really good. I had my leadership,

one of my leadership teachers yesterday, we were in a conversation and he brought it up and I thought it would be something that you would be interested in reading. I guess it all boils down to, or some of it summarizes to the 10 commandments and essentially there's only one commandment and thou shall not steal.

Cause even if you're killing, you're stealing somebody's life or if you're coveting thy neighbor, you know, you're stealing someone's trust. And so everything, everything boils down to all of those commandments. You're stealing something from somebody else, somebody's time or,

you know, somebody's, somebody's love. And so I know you're on this path to find higher enlightenment and a being in the world. And so I didn't know if you had read that book yet. I haven't read it, so I'm going to go and read it and maybe we can talk about it. Yeah. Maybe like 10 years ago. Maybe I'll start it up.

I'll start the audio book up. Tell me if you're going to start it. I'll start it. I have to start it at the end of this week. I will start it at the end of this week. I've got a real estate exam. The very important thing about not stealing, the very important thing about not stealing is not to judge others for stealing. Okay. Because it's complete horseshit. It's a lie built on a lie. It's just for ourselves. We know if we're stealing, if we have to lie about something, then we're stealing.

Under the guise of the way I think the Kite Runner is... We don't want to have to keep secrets as humans. I think that rots our soul. I haven't thought about it in regards to stealing, but I have thought about, um, I don't judge anybody for their actions. I don't know why that person is homeless.

I don't know why that person cut me off in traffic. They, their dad could have died and they're on the way to the attorney's office. Right. So I try not to judge anybody on anything, but I haven't, I haven't thought about that in regards to the feeling. and they're on the way for the attorney's office. Right. So I try not to judge anybody on anything, but I haven't thought about that in regards to this feeling. So I'll definitely apply that. I appreciate that. Yeah.

I don't think any of that stuff in that book is meant to point at other people. I think it's just a tool for helping yourself. And I think when you point it at other people, it just, it screams you've lost your way. Okay. All right. right well i'll text you when i start reading it okay you know man bye all right uh david attaway we did the first year of shots and then stopped we felt like we were rushed and told everything to do and didn't think outside

the box we regret giving our child any vaccines bam that a boy yep i hear you i hear you That a boy. Yep. I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. I couldn't, uh, Philip Kelly. I couldn't put that book down. Uh, Logan Mars, David Foster Wallace. Yeah. Here's the thing, man. Do your research because because you if you do uh inject your kids with drugs and then later on you decide you wish you wouldn't have done it it's not a good feeling you you will you will be like why didn't i just spend 15 minutes doing a little research caller hi what's up i'm on it's uh philip kelly what's up dude uh it's funny that cory just called in to give you that book recommendation for the Kite Runner.

That's one of my favorite books. And me and Robbie Myers and some of the other guys from the chat have been talking about making a list of books. Like a set on podcast book like Club or whatever. Yeah. So it's interesting that Corey called in and said that book, cause that's always been one of my favorites, but on the lines of him recommending that one to you, have you ever read life of pie?

Did I see that? Maybe I saw, is that the movie where the guys out at sea? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I saw that movie. That movie was crazy.

You got to read the book. Okay. You got to read the book. Cause it's, it's the kid is like trying to figure out like what well not trying to figure out what religion he wants to go with but he's just a kid and he sees value in all these different religions like he goes to you know to this church like he's sneaking around to all these different places um and seeing like similarities and all these different places and seeing like similarities and all these different religions, so on and so forth. But that book is,

that book really makes you think by the end of it. Yeah. So I'm going to add that both of those to the list when Robbie Myers, I think is putting together the list. Okay. I can't wait to see it. Well, when we get the list, we'll send it to you for sure. All right. Hey, Hey all right hey hey let me let me ask you a quick question about like uh woke affiliates yeah if you uh the the affiliate that i left of 10 over 10 years now they're it's under new ownership and they're uh i checked out their

instagram and it says realize potential community, support and accountability for all holistic mindfulness, virtuosity through movement, education and growth. What does all that mean? I didn't hear anything woke in there. What does all that mean, though? I don't know. They have like rainbow emojis and book emojis in there and stuff. And I'm like, I don't understand what they're trying to sell there.

Well, I just glommed on to accountability. What did they say? Accountability? They said support and accountability for all. Yeah, I like accountability. Yeah, yeah. Accountability is good. I guess I don't understand some of it.

I don't know. It was fine the way it was, but whatever. All right. I will catch you later. All right, brother. Thank you for calling. All right.

Later. Um, uh, we've passed on all vaccines for two, uh, our two and a half year old and 10 month old. Uh, doctors are rude and keep pressing.

Yeah, they're definitely they're definitely rude. There's some great testimonials of doctors out there who are totally pro injection and then they turn the corner. Great point about giving your kid vaccine and regretting it later. I wonder how you feel if your kids got sick. You mean like if my kid got polio and I didn't give him the vaccine and I was like, oh my God, I should have given him the vaccine. For the record, all three of my kids are vaxed from the get-go. All three are on a roll. You can look at the numbers and then take a calculated risk. You can make a risk assessment.

And you have to dig a little bit deeper than just the numbers they give you. You have to start looking at stuff. than just the numbers they give you. You have to start looking at stuff. So, and the data is a little weird, right? Because here's the deal. I'll give you just a big picture on the data for vaccine data. The big picture is that it's clear, super duper clear, without a doubt,

not even remotely close that kids who aren't vaccinated are a thousand times healthier and just do a thousand times better than kids who are vaccinated. The problem with the data is, is the people who there's a big unknown in that because the people and by, by a thousand times better, I mean, uh, anecdotally they look better, but way fewer ear infections, nose infections, way lower autism all and you put the whole list together a bad shit that happens to kids and it almost doesn't happen to unvaccinated kids the problem is this those fucking parents with unvaccinated kids like me we just won't take our kids to the hospital period right and so maybe it's just that we don't take our kids to the hospital and so the dad is all fucked up maybe my kid is getting sick and i'm just like so there's that like weird there's that weird piece um in there so um but uh i tell you i tell what, it doesn't take much scratching of the surface to realize like, uh-oh, uh-oh, something's not right.

Something ain't right. Just scratch the surface. Just dig in a little bit. You'll be like, uh-oh. Okay, listen to this guy. This is our. This is our leader, Joe. Here we go. Oh, here we go. Joe Biden about the future. It's not very far off the horizon that if we don't get one disease under control, you may find legislative bodies taking whole

classes of people based upon prepared to say, we're going to put you in a certain category. We're going to demand mandatory testing for you. So was Joe Biden a conspiracy theorist? He was talking about a conspiracy theory. For about the future it's not very far off the horizon that if we don't get one disease under control you may find legislative bodies taking whole classes of people what does he mean by that whole classes of people i almost like a i almost like how isn't it weird how openly like discriminatory prejudice and racist this guy is and yet he gets a pass?

It's kind of cool. Based upon propensity of conduct. So your class and your propensity, your likeliness for conduct. Dude, that's some minority report shit. Well, to say we're going to put you in a certain category we're going to demand mandatory testing for you who knows how that's stitched together or what but you get it even if it's not even if it's not even if it's not uh let's say that's just not real there's a there's a takeaway there

uh for sure i realized i watched this video here and i realized you know what do you know what the seven i never know what the seven podcast is about people are like what's your podcast about and i saw this video and i was like you know what the Sevan podcast is about. People are like, what's your podcast about? And I saw this video and I was like, you know what the Sevan podcast is about? It's about people who either want to transcend. They want to get out of their head and transcend stupid shit. They want to transcend racism and those types of things, and those types of things, just the whole concept at all being racist, not being racist. They want to just transcend the whole thing or, um, uh,

or, or they want to, they either have, or they want to, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a holding place. It's a place where you can go. And, um, we, I think Rie said it meet me out in the field beyond right and wrong that's what the seven podcast is meet me out in the field beyond right and wrong thank you and and i saw this and i just like it i like this guy's smile who's sitting here i i don't even know what this means by the way this video i just like these guys' interaction. There's some sort of joke here that I think if you have black people hair, you get it, but I don't

get it. But I just love their interaction. Watch this. Here we go. Let me see your ID. I need to show you ID. This is my house. Look, respect me. Take your hat off when you speak to a police officer. Show me respect. Take your hat off.

Girl, what do I have to take my hat off for? Oh, you didn't tell me you was wavy like that. What? Wavy? What are you talking about wavy? Talking about weight. What am I talking about? Oh.

You already know. Oh, cuz. Cuz I ain't trying to drown these niggas. This is way too nice a house. Let me see your ID. Do they have the same hair and they bond over it? Am I going to get in trouble for this one too? Is this like for shizzle my nizzle?

I don't get it, but I just love these guys' interaction. I need to show you ID. This is my house. Look, we're. That guy's wearing a do-rag and then the cops wearing a do-rag. So they, they somehow bond over it. Take your hat off when you speak to a police officer. me respect take your hat off all right what do i have to take my hat off oh you didn't tell me he was wavy like that what baby you talking about wavy

talking about wait what am i talking about oh you already know oh because I ain't trying to drown these niggas. This is way too nice a house. Let me see your ID. Hey, look at this. Look at, look at. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes, definitely staged. Yeah, yeah.

It's a bit. It's a bit for sure. Look at it. It's called at Trap House. Show me respect. Take your hat off. Look at this, though. What do I have to take my hat off for?

Oh, you're telling me to wave me like that? Look at these doors on this house, what do I have to take my hat off for? Oh, you're telling me you're a baby like that? Look at these doors on this house, right? You're talking about babies. That would suck to live to. You come out your front door and your neighbor's standing right there. That's way too close. Those are two residents right there? I would never want to come out my front door and be standing next to someone else

ever what a dumb ass video oh man that hurts wave cap what's a wave cap getting waves in your hair is hard as fuck oh my god he said the word i didn't know i just oh yeah yeah yeah it's a joke i know it's staged guys guys easy easy easy everyone settle down yes it's for sure stage it's a bit they don't just both happen to have on purple do rags people live in apartments dude i don't know not i just i i guess i'm uh couldn't do that i can't do that rather live outside in the street i'm just waiting for a white person to decide they're black and therefore they can say nizzle i was thinking the other day i saw a video and it shows a cop a male cop patting down a female Antifa person.

And someone from the Antifa group goes, hey, you got to find a female cop to pat her down. And the police officer responds, how do you know I don't identify with being female? And I mean, that's the next step, right right it's all fun and games until it's you to use what 12 daily doses said it's all fun and games until it's your mom being pat down by a fucking uh oops there's f word being pattened down by a tranny cop it's all fun and games until then.

I don't even get this. I don't give YouTube the authority to use my likeness or content. And then, OMG, Trish, I'm dead. I don't even get it. How come I don't get it? T3, how do you guys find that not find that video entertaining thank you thank you mr mcgieran thank you i thought it was funny too i don't even get it and i think it's funny anyway so that that that video inspired me to say that this is a this is a place

for people who need to be cured or have been cured of their uh stupidity i want to see something scary this is, what you're about to see. This is a little long. So businesses have a fiduciary duty to make money for their investors. And it's been a big criticism. It's been a big criticism it's been a big criticism of companies right meaning meaning if you run apple computers and you can find a loophole that allows you to throw computers away that harms the environment but it makes your investors money then you have an obligation to use that loophole at the cost of hurting the environment because your single duty is to make your investors money raymond seven when is brian on next when he's done fucking your mom

in the middle of a story have some respect they have a fiduciary duty to um to make money they have it and you might think that well that's that's really that's well, that's not cool. That's not cool. They should have a broader perspective. And it takes a little while, but it absolutely is cool. It's super duper. That wasn't really an F-bomb like that.

That was different. I'm giving myself a pass. I'm giving myself a pass i give myself a pass on that one you want you want these businesses to be singularly focused and then let the government and the people see the behavior of the corporation and then mitigate it from there but you need you don't want the corporation having all people who who were investing our money in having well you'll see why in a second. I'm about to play this clip for you. Listen carefully.

This will explain to you why it's so important, and this is really scary what Joe Biden has done here. We don't want Apple investing massive amounts of resources or any resources in the debate of abortion, whether it should be you should be pro-choice or pro-life. We don't want Apple investing billions of dollars into vaccine propaganda, either for or against. We don't want Pfizer getting involved in race, in BLM. We do not want Pfizer getting involved in race, in BLM. We do not want that. That's very, very, very bad. When they start doing that, when they can start doing that with the money from their investors, we have a serious, serious problem. Ramon, are you okay that wasn't very nice oh like on my part okay ramon i'm sorry that you were the target of one of my bits i apologize oh hell yeah i gotta don't know he's to see

there you go you're welcome look at ramon he's okay there's no victim in this guy look at he's got a bowl haircut and he carries a dude in a matching shirt. This dude's cool. He's fine. Everyone's settled down. He's fine. Okay, now watch this. This is gonna take this fiduciary duty.

You have to remember that. He doesn't use that word here, but that puts this in context of what he's going to say has just happened. Here we go. Susan would love this. This is really scary. This needs to be reversed right away. Biden's first veto was yesterday, and it related to actually promoting ESG values in the retirement fund investment system. Okay, so what is this ESG acronym? You've probably heard about it. Some of you might not have, but you should know what it is. It refers to the use of environmental, social, and governance factors when investing your investment dollars and also voting your shares. And the long story

short is there's a small handful of investment managers in this country, firms like BlackRock, State Street, Vanguard, Invesco, and others that are using your money to create a country that you never voted for. How does that work? Well, it turns out if you own a share of a company, you hear that they're using your money to create a country you never voted for. And then he says, how does that work? Well, it turns out. That means you don't just get the financial entitlement. You also have a right to vote on behalf of your shares. You also have a right to speak on behalf of your shares. And yet what's happening today is they're using your money nonetheless to effectively force American companies to adopt policies like racial equity audits or emissions caps that, first of all, you might disagree with. But second and more importantly, do not advance your best financial interests.

So what did President Biden do? He changed the rules governing these retirement fund managers. You invest in a company. You want them to hire people who are going to make you the most money. Now they don't have to. Now they can hire people based on their skin color, their sexual preference,

on environmental, social, and governance factors legally. Thank you. Now, Ramon, Raymond, Ramon, Raymond. thank you now now ramon raymond ramon raymond raymond um 12 daily doses of stuff how does one invest billions of dollars into getting into the abortion talk business what the fuck are you talking about private companies can do whatever the fuck they want if it's legal uh 12 daily doses the fuck are you talking about? Private companies can do whatever the fuck they want if it's legal. 12 daily doses. We're not talking about private companies. That was established very, very quickly.

Keep up, buddy. Keep up. Not private companies. Someone help him. Someone keep him up to speed here. Knucklehead. Well, that's the prop. Then you wouldn't invest in that company.

That's what you think. That's what you think. But it's like five of these companies, these massive companies that are basically investment companies that are investing in those companies for you. Oh, geez. Oh, geez. Hey dude. First say, oops, sorry. I misunderstood before you pivot to the next thing. Ding dong. Yes. Yes. Now you're getting there. Yeah. That's yes. Now you're figuring it out. It's funny. Now you're getting it. Here we go.

How did he change the rules? Well, what his Department of Labor did was they issued a new rule that said these retirement fund managers could now lawfully take into account these non-pecuniary factors, these non-economic factors, these social factors. Before they weren't allowed to, but thanks to President Biden's veto yesterday, officially now, they're absolutely allowed to take into account these environmental and social agendas without your knowledge. In fact, there was supposed to even be- Oh, and that's where it even gets weirder, right? I mean, the fact that you don't see, you are in trouble if you don't see the problem in this, by the way, I have to tell you, keep looking at this if you don't see the problem.

But now it goes from just bad to like full nightmare status here. And for all of you are like, no, we need to do that. We need to do that. We need to do that. We need the companies to be worried about environmental stuff. The problem is, is you can't trust them. It's like the death penalty they'll go the wrong way the wrong people will be killed

do you understand you can't you can't give that power to people outside of the government disclosure requirement they end up taking over the government they become the government they become your leaders that's why he said fascism to retirees. So at least they knew it. But in Biden's rule, they even took out that disclosure requirement. So don't fault yourself if you don't know about it. It's because the government and a lot of the woke industrial complex in this country went to great lengths to keep it from you.

That is probably one of the great financial breaches of trust in the 21st century. I would even say, I would go so far as to call it a financial fraud, call it what it is. And I'm running for president to make sure that we restore integrity. Well, I don't know if it is financial fraud, but it sure as hell opens up just the floodgates for financial fraud. Both to capitalism and to our system of constitutional self-governance in America, because what's really going on is they're using your own dollars to implement policies through the back door that they could never get through the front door through Congress under the Constitution. And that's a betrayal of trust to you, not just as an investor in the American

economy, but as an American citizen as well president this is another one of those things where they're under the guise of doing good it's the whole liberal agenda the guise of doing good oh don't worry we're going to give these companies the power to make sure that they save the whales uh with your money but you have a choice you don't have to invest your money in those companies. Oh, but did we mention that those five companies own 90% of the fucking, the companies out there?

Darn it. Effort. Dang it. Give myself a tally mark for that. Dude, don't piss me off. Do not in all honesty. We need Hiller here, please.

Yeah. Private companies still abide by federal regulations. Give him a second. Give him a second. It just passed, buddy. Give him a second. I just want this guy to name one policy they got through under these loopholes he's talking about. Just one. Scare tactics.

That's all this guy's about that's a weird place to pivot to in your argument it's like saying we have the authority to kill jews well but we haven't we have the authority to kill jews for any reason but hey listen your your argument is but they haven't killed one it's been 10 years and we've had this long place and they haven't killed one. Chill out. You're just trying to scare the Jews. Doesn't even. Dude, stop pivoting. You remind me of dating someone like a dating a girl in high school who just pivots or like talking to my kids.

Hey, let's go to tennis. My ankle hurts. Oh, I just saw you run across. Oh, I'm sorry. Not my ankle hurts. My nose is stuffy. Stop pivoting. Cut me a check.

Fiduciary duty. Ramon, you want Andrew Hiller? I'll give you Andrew Hiller. Look at this guy. Look at this guy. You want Andrew you know, Ramon, you want, you want Andrew Hiller? I'll give you Andrew Hiller. Look at this guy. Look at this guy. You want Andrew Hiller? This guy's Instagram account is so savage. This guy is so, this is Hiller.

This is just, there's a few Hillers on the, on the, on the web. This guy is Hiller. No shirt and just uncovering stuff left, right and center. This guy's name is Goob. Goob U2. That profile picture is kind of interesting. He's on his side. I would picture him to be arm wrestling. He should have his other hand

up. But anyway, look at this. Wait till you see this. This guy's Instagram account is about just not girls who cheat. Yeah, kind of girls who cheat. It's guys who cheat too. at this wait wait till you see this this guy's instagram account is about like just um it no not girls who cheat yeah kind of girls who cheat it's guys who cheat too oh that's good heidi that is good oh that hurts i just realized seven's us version of hasbulla Hezbollah. That's not cool. That's not cool. Okay, listen.

Watch this. This guy basically goes on the internet and finds stuff and debunks it, but I think it's always around people's bodies. I only spent about 20 minutes on his Instagram account. It's savage. It's savage. Alright, let it be known. If I reach out and

ask you if you edit your photos and you try to feed me some bullshit i'm that guy let's get into it welcome to the show jerica fit so we got jerica fit 100 000 followers fitness model believer gym rat tons of content stop comparing yourself to others here she is explaining why she looks like she does on her social media it's all posing now somebody sent me this photo and it looked a little weird to me there were a few so he this girl has a hundred thousand followers she's crazy attractive and um she's she he basically points out a couple of her posts about why she looks so good in her pictures and she claims it's the way she poses and she's

she you know she's taking that typical. She has some feminist posts about stuff. And he points all that out. And then now, I forget what he just said. But now he's going to look at one of her pictures and analyze it for us. Places where it just didn't add up. So I reached out to her. She went with the classic Schiffman's response.

I just touch up my skin and do some whitening. This is a classic. This is, oh, I just touch up my skin and do some whitening. This is a classic. This is, oh, I just touch up my skin. Let's take a look. So Jerka actually sent me the originals of these photos, not knowing who I am or what I do, I guess. She took about five inches away from her waist right here, as you can see. And she went for the double cheeked up special. You can see both of them come out several inches. Jer jericho why would you give me this information and lie to me when it comes to this type of shit i am him why lie here's another one of those skin whitening ones where she loses literally like six inches from her waist look at her jawline

definitely just brighten your skin up right there so let that be known to any shit florence in the future if i ask i already know the answer i'm not asking for fun i'm just asking to see if you'll be a normal fucking person and tell the truth oh he's that's where he's wrong he said i wonder if you'll just be a normal person and tell the truth no normal people aren't telling the truth so basically this guy just cruises around the uh internets and uh and bust people for their their fake stuff. It's kind of wild. I even spotted something. He didn't even talk about her cheek.

Her whole cheek structure was different. I guess you can just assume that anyone you see on the internet now and on Instagram isn't really themselves. It's just like the safe bet. You didn't see the several... Oh, there was many inches change. Yeah. Sorry. Maybe it's just because it's Instagram. Huge,

huge differences in those photos. Hi, Ross. Yeah, he's like killer. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Natty or not. Yeah. But through photo editing. I wonder if Andrew knows who that guy is. I bet you he does.

How about this? This is a little self-serving. serving someone told me that this guy um charges um a thousand dollars an hour to see him for consulting if you want to sit with this guy it's a thousand bucks an hour not sean model but this guy whoever doc amen okay here we go watch who play racket sports live longer than everybody else. People who play racket sports live longer than everybody else. Isn't that interesting? Because there's a part of the brain, the cerebellum, back bottom part of the brain, it's 10% of the brain's volume, but it has more than half of the brain's neurons. It's critically important. And one of its main functions is coordination, physical coordination, but also thought coordination

and how quickly you can process information. And table tennis, and the reason I like it better than pickleball is it's faster. And there's a lot of spin and a lot of thinking that when you play at a high level it's a strategy game so reflex fast reflex very aerobic and it ping pong is not very aerobic what why do you have to say that part that part's not true right does anyone agree with him is there anything you think you think ping pong is not very aerobic. What, why do you have to say that part? That part's not true, right? Does anyone agree with him? Is there anything you think you think ping pong's aerobic strategic? So it's,

Oh, that's a great comment. That's maybe only the oldest people live long enough to be interested in playing racket sports. A dad is science that look at Tom. God, he's still, he's so red pilled. Look at science. Look at Tom. God, he's so red-pilled. Look at him. Look at him. You work up a sweat playing ping pong? Send me a link. I want to see that. It's working out your cerebellum. It's working out your parietal lobes in the top back part

of your brain. They see where the ball is in space. And it's working out your frontal lobes because you are always creating strategy. And so it's this great whole brain exercise. So I teach my patients, go get a coach, get good. This will help rehabilitate your brain. What about just juggling? What about just juggling? Okay, here we go. Here we olympic ping pong is aerobic okay i see that uh midday workouts uh for years was ping pong uh ping pong is no joke you just need to be good enough i mean i like ping pong i play ping pong um i've been dripping sweat from ping pong before but you've got to want it like what like if you're

playing in like someone's like um like you know those rooms they have on the east coast in the summer and it's like covered by a net like a mosquito what are those rooms called like all you people on the east coast in florida they have them but ping pong is not aerobic high level racquetball probably the only sport close to crossfit that will crush your soul that other game uh not only uh uh racketball what about the other one um we had the world's best player on or one of the world's best players it's like racketball but the ball doesn't bounce as much and tennis man tennis will get you pouring sweat oh fair enough okay uh no this one uh where is it sean uh where's sean uh if you damn it if sean uh if you think ping pong isn't aerobic you just suck at ping pong i i'm fine i like i like

smacking a shuttlecock around too uh seven if you're if you ping pong like you want it's definitely not aerobic okay okay easy hey dude i want me to call hiller and just ask him to go live for you is that what you want i'm just i can just call him and he can just go live and you can go over there douche I don't even know what you're talking on the air and i'm mad at you why are you mad at me because this guy's in the comments keeps saying that i should bring you on or that i should i should that we need you and i'm just like like, go away, go. I'll, I'll call Hiller and tell him to go live so you can have Hiller. I know I heard that part that I called you douche. Now I'm mad at you. You didn't even, you didn't even do anything. And I'm mad at you. I had a, did you get a package in the mail? The package in my pants? Uh,

can you give me a hint of what else it could possibly be? can you give me a hint of what else it could possibly be? Eat a dick. Oh yeah. Yeah. Was that from you? Yeah. Wow. That was great. I got, it's sitting in my garage. I keep meaning to bring a show. I got a chocolate penis and I opened it and Avi read on the package. As soon as I opened it, he goes, eat a dick.

And then I got a hat that says ass hat and then i got these crayons that are amazing i know i figured the boys would like them a lot amazing i'm not letting my boys use those crayons they wouldn't get there you're not gonna live use them why no those are classic they got like white privilege white and they got like like like the yellow one is like some racist comment against Asian people. Those crayons are awesome. I had no idea what they said on them. Me paint you, me yellow you long time or something. Yeah, it's crazy.

Dick crayons. No, they're not dick crayons. They're like politically incorrect crayons. And then he sent me a chocolate dick. It's actually like a nice piece of chocolate. And it has balls on it i pulled the ripcord on this one a little bit too early i think because you've been doing these three-hour live shows and i swore you would bring on the box of dicks and you hadn't and i go what

did he not get it where are you are you at home yeah oh do you want to come on? Do you want me to just send you a link? Yeah. Okay. I'll go on. Okay, bye. Oh, God, Roman. Roman? Ramon? Such an asshole. Let's see if I can. You know what's cool about Hiller? Is he has a... He has access to the back end.

So when he comes on, I feel some sort of relief, but I'm saying, yeah, yeah, I know this person who just sent me the text. If you're watching the show, you said, what are the odds?

I know. I can't believe it came up on this show too. We'll have to tell these people who are listening to today's show, the inside joke that happened earlier. Crazy, crazy. these people who are listening to today's show the inside joke that happened earlier crazy crazy all the information you guys feed me i really appreciate it by the way i think i think hillar does too like all the stuff you send and and like you're about just stuff that happens in the ecosystem and things you watch like yesterday an affiliate called me and shared all this stuff with

me and i was like oh that's really cool that they told me all that. And at the time, maybe it doesn't mean anything, but like something happened on this show that made what the affiliate told me earlier or yesterday. So relevant. Like two pieces came together that I can't even believe. Russ Stevens. Imagine if the chat room was a real room. Seve sits in the middle, not looking at anyone and everyone else is spinning around the room shouting stuff at the walls.

Yeah, Hiller does it. Watch, he can just come on on his own. He has access to the back end. That's why I feel so much relief when Hiller's here because he has access to the back end. He's already in. He just hasn't come in yet. He must be putting on his headphones or something.

There he is. I was waiting for permission. Usually, you click the people in. I wasn't going to put myself on your show, you know? Put yourself on. Oh, it's weird. I have the wrong speakers. I didn't even know it.

Here we go. Bam. Good morning. What's going on? Good morning. Hey, did you see this guy? Did you see the guy who's kind of like you? Do you know him?

I don't know of him, no, but I saw you talking about him. He used to be smaller, and he's still around. I used to hear about the guy who would do that. Yeah, one of the posts he had on there was was uh i mean i i checked a few of them one of them was a a coach who requires naked pictures from his athletes yeah it's the sport men's or women's bodybuilding well that was the part he's like hey dude i have all these texts and all this information that shows that you require nude pictures from your female bodybuilders but you don't require them from the men like what the fuck is going on

just say it'd be well either way it's kind of odd yeah but you know part of me wants to be like hey it's your prerogative like if you if i need to see if i if you if i if i'm going to be your coach and i need naked pictures of you then then then you either you're into it or you're not maybe he only works with one gender and if he did work with the other they would need pictures from both well well no no and he shows that the guy responds to me goes that's not true i don't ask for nudes from women and And he then the guy responds with Yes, you do. Here's nudes that you have women and here's dudes you have in your underwear. How can you don't make the dudes show their cock and balls? Hey, I've seen so many dicks in my life. on in different places like i had this friend who used to just put fat on his face so when he would get fat you would see it in his face first and other people they put fat on their gut or their

ass you think there's anyone who puts fat just right on their cock have you ever seen i've never seen a fat cock i've seen a fat like pooch you know that kind of triangle area right where your dick hangs from yeah the fupa the fat upper pussy area right but the the male version i've seen fat areas there but never never fat on the actual like on the shaft no yeah me neither it's weird i don't think i've looked closely enough because i just said that i've seen a lot of dicks but that's from wrestling we all shower together right and you don't examine it like is that a fat dick or is that a big what is big where does it come from this right here oh i know i didn't ask i meant where's the big coming from oh oh yeah well it's not fat that big or is it you know it's like that dude that dude over there that's a big dude but is

he fat or is he muscular you know right what kind of dick is it right the muscular dick so flaccid hey there was a comment in here i wanted to pull up someone said that you eviscerated uh oh hillary you eviscerated spiegel the only thing i have in my head i don't think you got it i don't think you eviscerated or did you did you see it that it's the um the instagram i made a video today kind of streamlining it and you'll you'll really like the beginning i was kind of excited for you to see the first 30 seconds hold on i'm really excited for that i want to see the um instagram first the instagram has a stream of it right so so paint the picture here for me what happened so she basically she turned she turned in a score and then you saw the video and she was using um grips and you're not allowed

to there's a submission deadline on sunday you have you got to have all your scores in by sunday what's two o'clock my time the butterytery Bros were there on what looked like Friday or Saturday covering the event, and during that time, they grabbed a clip of her doing the fifth workout, deadlifting with grips on, which is stated in the rules you may not do. So they released a video two days ago, I believe at this point, where she's very clearly shown wearing grips. They said that they had spoken to her two days ago would be on tuesday so way past the deadline yes correct okay and like

you got to edit the video and put it all together and they go we grabbed this footage from earlier she redid it and at that point in time it showed a 555 on the leaderboard, which is solid set by Sunday. And they said, hey, she redid it. All right. But then she gets the penalty. And the penalty is a major penalty. Wait, let me ask you this real quick. Sorry, Andrew. When the Buttery Bros showed it, did they show her time also?

They did. And was the time the same time on the board, 555? Yes. But it's an overlay. So it could have been they grabbed that off the leaderboard because it also had oh okay okay okay okay so you're unsure whether or not it's an overlay or not but it looks incredibly bad yeah yeah it's also so easy to prove otherwise that she had redone it i mean just prove it right right right if you're innocent prove it

otherwise i'm just gonna keep on talking crap over here yeah hey and and it would be weird that you put an overlay of a time of a workout that was different than the workout that she did right and and the truth is is that if that was an andrew hiller video and and i and i i respect heber and mars for like their polished cool look, but if it was the Andrew Hiller video, you would have put, she got 555 on this and you would have put a note at the bottom that said, hey, just so you know,

she redid it and got 623 or 459. The really shitty thing is that the whole time I was just watching Chandler and I go, wow, look at how well Chandler's doing on all of this. But what I had to do is talk about the grips on Spiegel.

Oh, right, right. What did you like that he was doing? Well, he did the GHD setups the way that they were intended to be done. That was one of the main things. Go ahead. Savon, do you keep in touch with Heber and Mars? Not really. on do you keep in touch with heber and mars uh not not not really but like if i saw if i watched one of their videos and i liked it i would i would tell them hey you guys did a great job or if i saw a new piece of camera equipment that i thought was really cool like a mic or a

gimbal i might send them a link and be like guys have you seen this or but but i don't um they were kind of we were never friends i mean we're not we weren't enemies at all um but we were like we didn't hang out we you know maybe i would work out with them or we would film something together on a rare occasion but um they weren't uh we didn't travel in the same pack yeah besides at the games i didn't really that was the only time i would really like hang with them and even then they were on their own they would were on their own mission is this true if you had a seat to this shirt then you get that that thing that the that drawing you

were doing is that true or no yeah you'd have to put the c yeah ogc and then you'd have the guy holding his dick in his hand. Turn sideways. Yeah. Crazy. OGC. Okay, so I'm going to play. But that's not – is that really eviscerating her? So she used the straps. All she has to do is be like, yeah, oops, I used the straps.

Have you seen the newest Vindicate shirt? No, let me play this real quick, and then we'll – I don't think it's a big deal like if you mess up you messed up so what this is score modified because they said i had pulled oh this is the daniel well this is a comparison piece so they are so so you've seen that right the day with tia yeah i went after i saw that i went to the video and i stopped it frame by frame and i basically saw that she has let go yeah it's incredible that they're going to penalize her and then they're not gonna more drastically it penalized spiegel it's amazing that and that's what they're doing that's how you break crossfit is what i said how do they not um anyway let's let's watch this one by

danny spiegel that supposedly eviscerated her. Like not competing this year. I think it's more exciting because I'll be honest with you. Like a lot of athletes, you know, we're back there and we're like, okay, well, we know who's got first. Like, who do we think is going to get it? It doesn't change what I'm going to do. It doesn't matter what you think. With Tia, like not competing this year i think it's more exciting because i'll be honest with you like a lot of athletes you know we're back hey um do you

think that she should just be disqualified for that she should be given a zero on the deadlift she didn't do any you can't use your grip so she used her grips on every single one she did zero and then the thing that i said today is you know who willie george's is right yeah he had shoulder surgery he doesn't have the greatest handstand push-ups and on the first workout it took him out of the semi-final yeah he basically got stopped at the wall on the set of 21 which you end the first workout with right you get stopped there and if he were to do what spiegel to do or had done there which is just do whatever the hell you want and get through them he'll get the 15 penalty oh you mean like use his feet to climb up the wall or something

do whatever you want so you finish in 14 minutes and he's done i think it was like 12 45 was his actual score now that's because it probably took him three or four minutes to do the handstand push-ups let's say he does it in one set in one minute moves his hands way out here then he's he's in the semi-finals he gets a 50 that's what crossfit is telling everyone to do the handstand push-ups let's say he does it in one set in one minute moves his hands way out here then he's he's in the semi-finals he gets a 50 that's what crossfit is telling everyone to do do whatever you want 15 penalty i watched your video with t the t is on pregnancy video and i thought you were very very very gentle gentle but but you brought up a good point no one knows right and and i and at the end of the day i agree with that a hundred percent no one no one no one knows whether tia is no no one can judge tia for what she's doing because you have no clue there's never been

another human being like her and there's no there's no doctor in the world who can speak to tia like you you don't know so that part i agree with but i still think what she's doing is batshit crazy it was me making a video trying to state the case and then also state my opinion yeah i don't think it was gentle yes yeah it was very gentle it was very gentle i thought it was great and you used a good comparison with your um. It was very gentle. I thought it was great. And you used a good comparison with Alexis. I thought it was really good. She's on this page right now. So she went to see this doctor, and the doctor told her that basically absolutely nothing about what the process is going to look like. And he referred her to a Facebook group.

Yeah, you'll find all your answers in there. And I was like, are you kidding? And then she's in's in there and i go none of these people are anything like you just like none of these people are anything like tia no nothing like her yeah all right hey look at this is so here it is uh that was a good one hillary couldn't imagine though if she tripped on a box i mean that's the thing and here's the. When you do trip on that box and you do hurt your baby, you don't recover from that. Like your whole this is your life. And then it just goes off on this trajectory off this way. And. Yeah, it's there's got to be. And all of a sudden, the video i made sounds pretty stupid

you should have been more aggressive hiller no no i think you handled it well the thing is is that no one knows i mean she's so special she's so fucking she's such a special human being she's so i i think you nailed it like well thank you. Yeah, I think part of me was like pissed, but it's like she's – look at Sean. If you fall off the rope, you ruin your childhood. Yeah, but the thing is it's different when there's a baby and you fall off the rope. Yeah. There you go. Kid bounces, no problem.

The box jump is a great point. And did she – she didn't a great point. And did she? She didn't climb any robes pregnant, did she? No. Yeah. I mean, that would be. I think she only did the box jump clean injured workout in the quarterfinal or maybe the dumbbell stage crossover one, too.

Do you? I'm switching back in. Hillary, do you think that Danny should be mad at you for this? I don't think you were mean to her at all. She looks fucking great in that video. She looks nice. She's having fun. She's pretty. to her at all. She looks fucking great in that video. She looks nice. She's having fun. She's pretty.

Her body's cool. She sounds smart. She's articulate. She fucked up and she used the drips. Do you think any part of you think she did that? She was trying to cheat. I don't think she was trying to know at all. Do you think she's trying to even a little bit?

I don't think, no, I think that she's me neither. I don't think she's trying to cheat even 1%. I don't think she's trying to cheat. Here's i don't think she's trying to cheat here's what she is yeah here's exactly what she is yeah i don't understand someone sent a bunch of people sent me this what does this mean oh is that a man standing behind her is that sean woodland holy fuck sean woodland standing behind her you see that a guy smiling back there

right you see that where that that's a mouth back there right see that line is that yeah go lower that that line is that someone's mouth closed is that someone's lips first what the tattoo oh oh that's her shoulder oh shit i thought that was a guy wearing a beanie back there with a tattoo on his face and that line was his mouth oh shit i thought that was a guy wearing a beanie back there with a tattoo on his face and that line was his mouth oh shit i thought that was some dude bending her over i don't get what unbothered what does that mean oh you think that's a response to you yes dude come on not and probably not just me i bet there's a bunch of people reaching out to her everyone we getting after her for that.

And she's unbothered by it. And that's the thing. She should be unbothered by it. She's not trying to cheat. She's so far past the point that she cares about anything that she can do whatever she wants, which is an issue. She should be playing to the same. Like, Vellner said he read through the rules 10 times and he didn't get them. Spner said he wrote read through the rules 10 times and

he didn't get him spiegel didn't read through the rules once did velner really say that i i got that from a source oh i don't know i think it may have been on his instagram though i just missed it uh if you have to post a selfie about being unbothered you're bothered that's what i got from a whole plethora of chicks every wait a second will you pull that back up a second yes sir can you do you know how to blow that up hiller i want to show you sean woodland standing over her giving her the d i'm on i'm on it you kidding me you guys don't see that? Can you just... Blow that up right there. Is there any way to zoom in on that? No. Cody. Cody, just put your hand

over it. You don't see Sean Woodland's... Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You're so good. Can we scroll? You don't see that Sean Woodland standing back there? He's got a face tattoo and he's just giving her the D and he's wearing a beanie. Not too close. No, it's good yeah

there you go are you talking about like right over here yeah look at that line there look at that line going this way uh uh horizontally doesn't that look like sean woodland's lips like pursed right here lower oh yeah i think that i thought that was his mouth and he's standing behind her hurry up finish doing your instagram so I can give it to you I didn't see it I mean I honestly thought that this was the mouth at first but not the tattoo that that

attaboy thank you attaboy um alright uh okay so um Michael C we have to admit she's hot i do think she's um hot but i don't like that i not in that picture i when she dolls herself up i like her like holding wood over her head uh girls who eat no girls who cheat oh wow wow that's a real That's a real, that's a real, that you, people can buy that?

People can buy that. Wow. Travis threw this together last night, like on a fly last minute. Wow. That's amazing. I think he's doing a one-off. Wow. I'm just, I'm just getting you on board.

I'm keeping you up to date. Thank you. Shit. That is incredible. Can I also show you the intro to the video? Because I want to see your reaction. Please, please, yes, please. You want me to pull it up? It's three seconds.

I got it. No, I love your intros. I really think you're going to like this. Yo. Oh, wait, real quick before you show us this intro. Did you see that thumbnail that Zach Tillander made of the CrossFit nerds versus bodybuilding dorks or something? No. Look how fast you are.

Scroll down a little bit. Which one? Go to videos. These are all of them. No, see the one that says online nerds? Someone said that that's me online nerd oh i mean it kind of looks like you it's just a dude with a big nose and glasses my arms definitely don't look like that i don't have a shirt like that but do you think he

it kind of looks like you here i got a better way to look at this i put out i put out a request um Here, I got a better way to look at this. I put out a request. Never mind. No, it doesn't look like you anymore. Oh, okay. I put out a request that someone make me a thumbnail that gives Zach Tillander down syndrome. Okay, Kenneth DeLapp, that's your face, Evie. Evie alright you ready for this

I'm in that video if I'm in that video then that okay yeah let's go forget it forget it Zach Zachy boy it's only 30 seconds okay my favorite movie have they told you who I am?

Some dead man. And you know why I've come all the way for you? I'm going to hear you confess before you die. Say it now and we can make this quick. Say it. No, no no no you can't die yet you haven't confessed say it

did you see you yes I made you Tyrion but I don't know if you can really tell you're Tyrion say it now and we can make this quick that's the midget that's tell you're Tyrion. Say it now and we can make this quick. That's the midget. There he is. That is you.

That's the midget Tyrion Lannister. Yeah. God, I love me. One is really good at speaking. That's you. Tell me about shirts. Tell me about shirts.

What's up boy? Hey, I'm going through you. Cause Hillary doesn't answer his phone tell him to look at his phone I got a design update for him Travis has a design update for you Mr. Andrew Hiller

oh we're going to make it a little more PC friendly no what is it what did he take out the cookie girls who cheat No. Good with that? What is it? What is it? What do you take out? The cookie? Girls who cheat. No, I think, well, I like the first one better.

I like the, I would take out those parentheses. Don't get soft on us, Travis. Just take out the. You like it the way it was? I want a Floyd 19 shirt. you like it the way it was you see i want a floyd 19 shirt i really do want a floyd 19 shirt i will make you a floyd 19 i want to sell floyd i want to sell floyd 19 shirts i don't know why it's such a big deal to stand up for someone who's looking out for melanated people i know it's popular popular to put your foot on the black man's neck and hold him down, but we can stop doing that.

Those days are over. Let's Floyd 19. Let everyone know that that was. Okay. Chat is saying yes to parentheses. Well, you saw one comment that said that one time. I've seen about four or five. Caitlin. That's a great name caitlin caitlin's

blocking her breasts with her hand and her phone what does she know well i think she's taking a picture move the camera okay she took a pc photoarentheses or no parentheses. Where's Caleb? Oh my God. Philip Kelly wants a Kalipa 19 shirt. Wow. I got to know because people are actually buying them already. So how many? I don't know.

Or like a dozen so far. That's fantastic. It's been up for, it's been up for two hours. Bruce Wayne. No to parentheses. A JL. If you're going to be savage, be savage.

Hello? All right, fuck it. We're going to stay savage. Sean Joswiak. Straight from Poland. No parentheses. Heidi Krum, no parentheses. Greg C, no parentheses. Nico, no. I've had no idea how to create a poll, unfortunately.

Nate Williams, fuck no, full send. Ramon, someone does not make... This is the douche that kept wanting you to... Maybe I'll put up a poll and see what happens. I don't know how to poll. Ramon wanted you on the show, by the way. Say hi to Ramon.

Raymond. I think only Beaver knows how to make a poll. Look how thick that guy's thighs are that Raymond's carrying. Look at Raymond's hair. He could be in that movie. He could could he's got that straight bang cut right seven pull right we're gonna here's what we're gonna do we're gonna create our own pole i'm gonna put up both of them we're gonna see which one sounds better god why don't who gives a fuck what they want put up both that'd be neat i mean that way you do what you want twice as many shirts right

do what you want do it represents you i don't know i might be seeing more people saying no going full send all right cool full send oh i'm gonna throw up thank you for calling did we make you uncomfortable no i didn't i just don't like the fact that we give a fuck what anyone else thinks that we're making a show i want to be part of making a shirt that people want fuck them i want to make the shirt that addresses the issue okay bye make me don't don't add parentheses goodbye no parentheses stick with it that's like allowing businesses to decide uh how to invest your money whether they wanted to put it and stop global warming uh to help uh continue to enforce racism

through blm or to make you more money no i don't want you to have those choices just make me more money that's why i invested with you i need you fucking dealing with global warming, you jackass. Travis, if you... Oh, but we're going to vote. Fuck off. No. Vote. Don't you dare add parentheses.

Guys, I have three topics I'd like to bring up today on the Sevan podcast, and I'm going to let you vote to decide which one I bring up. I was in third grade. I decided voting did nothing yeah vote i had a dvd collection my dad did a whole bunch of them so i brought in i went to catholic grade school class had 30 people i brought in 30 dvds and i swear to god of all the movies i brought in because i've always been big on movies. Every single one of them got two votes. And then one of the movies

I didn't bring in that was already there got all the votes. The teacher had it. She was, we watched this, or Andrew said he's going to bring in a bunch of movies. And every movie I brought in, tied. And then the one that she had already, like a recency bias thing. Did that break your heart?

I was kind of, well, fuck fuck it i'm bringing it up at this point yeah i was in third grade so however many years what was the movie that won i don't remember i just remember oh my goodness it was it was like holes or something it wasn't mine holes that's the name of a movie stanley elnett's right it's the one that was made off the book. The dude goes to that camp and digs the holes. There's punishment for stealing those shoes. Holes? Really good movie.

I'll pull it up for you. You'll know Holes. Allison NYC, why does everyone hate Dani? She cheated and doesn't want people to look at her body but post naked pictures. I don't think she cheated. I don't think that's a fair characterization. And I know you're not saying that, Allison. You're asking. The thing is she has this epic body that she works so hard for, and she barely wears any clothes.

Wow, is this like a Goonies movie? Dude, you've never seen Holes? No, but it looks good. It's really good. Hey, look it, look it, look it, by the way. What year is this movie made? Oh my God, that's, what's his name? That's Shia LaBeouf.

Hell yeah, it is. Do it. 2003. Guys, look at this movie poster. This is in 2003 and we're in 2023 there were four melanated kids in the movie poster and just do it and a jew yeah he's probably a jew maybe five melanated i can't even tell this dude's name is armpit Maybe five melanated.

I can't even tell. This dude's name is Armpit. Stop playing the fucking victim. Stop playing the fucking victim. I did see that post that Elizabeth Akinwale made. You want to see 500 of the dumbest people on planet Earth? Look at the people in her comment section. They say absolutely nothing.

I will bring that post up and we will, we will discuss it when some I'm going to wait till, um, Suze is on here. Cause he's an affiliate owner. So it's coming. No, not today, but just eventually at some point,

God, it's, it's an embarrassment. It's so embarrassing. If you're going to say something, give a solution. Andrew, you're not nice to me. And?

I'm just saying you're not nice to me. What did I do? Exactly. You're not nice to me. You're just saying that? Yeah, I'm just saying that. How many times do I have to tell you you're not nice to me before I don't tell you what you did, before you're like, okay, dude, get the fuck out of my life get away i have he has to know what i did to him

in order to fix it he has to know what i did to him you were teeing me up okay yeah thank you and you did great you did great all right what did you do well do you know what you did you um i'll tell you what you do andrew you don't make me feel comfortable around you you don't make me feel comfortable is that my fault well clearly it is i don't feel welcome i don't feel welcome uh when you come on my show i don't feel welcome oh it's just nuts well what is it that you do that makes me um uh uh what is it i'm gonna play andrew's role now uh seven what is it exactly that i do you you you don't like me and i asked why and he says because i don't make you feel comfortable what is it that i do that makes you feel uncomfortable it's just it's just it's just you it's just it's just your existence that's what the five that's what the that's what the comments look like in elizabeth akumali's

comment section it's like the exact opposite of personal accountability and personal responsibility with but but even if you even if let's say i wasn't going to take any personal responsibility and accountability and i would really just to be like you know what it is andrew what i'm gonna tell you what did i do to you what is it is, Andrew? What? I'm going to tell you. What did I do to you? What is it that you dislike? It's just the fact that you're so fucking buff, and it just offends me of how good your body is. It just offends me.

If you want to get buff, say hormones. It just offends me. I'm just offended by your buffness. Use code 7 for free. But she didn't she i mean by cheat i just mean like she she um she dear sarah cox uh she didn't uh i don't think she i think if you were to tell danny like right before she does that workout if you say hey you're not allowed to wear grips she throws them off yeah she's not like and she might even thank

you like i think she might even thank you. Like, I think she would have thanked someone if they would have said, hey, you can't use grips. She'd be like, oh, thank you. Dude, it's just insane. Well, number one, it's insane that CrossFit wrote a workout which would incentivize you to do so. Number two, it's insane no one told her. Number three, I'm sorry I make you feel uncomfortable, but that's your fault. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for giving the power back to me um uh what is the let me ask you this

let me let me i i do think it's a your point of willie george's like why doesn't everyone just cheat if you're only going to get a penalty? Sorry, why doesn't everyone just not follow the rules? Oh, it's a terrible point. And take a penalty. No, I like your point, but here's my thing. Isn't there – is there a line? Is there a sentence? Is there a way I can look at workouts to know whether something should be a penalty versus a zero?

Because it does seem a little harsh to me to give her a zero well they have added this year a section where they are outlining that i'll see if i can find it and there is nothing written about grips but but but but i'm just saying like um is there some sort of let's say how much how much were the deadlifts uh andrew the weight yeah i mean it was 21 at 155 okay let's let's say she would have done 145 okay would that be a disqualification or is that a penalty you used the wrong weight i mean that's that's the issue they're just kind of making up their own rules is there any but is there i don't even know how to ask this question is there any distinction I mean, that's the issue. They're just kind of making up their own rules. Is there any – I don't even know how to ask this question.

Is there any distinction? Pardon me? I think that was stated well. I understand where you're going with it. What happens when you cross from – you're so far off the path that it goes from penalty to zero like where is that line that distinguishes whether it's just a penalty or um uh vittori uh seven um stop being a bitch give her a zero there you go man here we go zero score violations okay go incorrect weight used that'll be a zero you're right oh okay here we go incorrect height used okay not showing the height okay

facing the wrong way on any of the polling movements okay not conforming the floor layout confirming no visible timer i think they meant conforming not confirming oh like not measuring the distance with the right okay okay okay incorrect measurements and intentionally sorry go back to timer go back to start i interrupted, go back to timer. Go back and start. I interrupted you. Go back to those last three. Timer. Not having a visible timer. Okay.

Intentionally altering the rep scheme. So if you were to do. Okay, that word's weird, right? Intentionally. Interesting. You're right. Damn, you're good. Intention.

So if in the video we heard her say i'm gonna use these grips anyway man intent is something weird that word should not be in there well she's she's unbothered which means that i don't think that words altering the rep scheme or order of movements. So that means if you did, instead of 21-15-9, you did 22-14-10. You're toast. Right. Oh, God, that's bullshit, dude. That's not true.

What? Because if it's 21-15-9 and you did 22-16-10, they're not giving you a zero. So if you alter it for the better, for the better for you. Yeah. If you do too many double unders, they're not fucking DQ in your shit. If an athlete is assessed a no rep in any movement, the athletes average cycle time for the movement will be calculated and

doubled and added as penalty time. Interesting. That deadlift didn't count. We're going to find out the aggregate of your deadlift time. Take it down to one rep, double it, and assess it. If it's one second,

then they're going to make it two seconds. Right. It's crazy. Hey, I wonder... Dude, I wonder how high you have to lift the bar off the ground for it to count. Because you could just go up and down one inch off the ground, and they say you don't have full range of motion, and you take the penalty. And your average rep time would be like an eighth of a second. And all of a sudden, we're right back to willie george's issue right man well i wonder what they look like on that workout i didn't mean to make your show

into a crossfit show by the way it's okay the first hour and a half was good if your judge accidentally now it's just gone to shit now but look at now you you brought since you've been on a hundred new people came on with you oh that's neat everyone wants to hear about this stuff if your judge accidentally counts wrong you think they should get a zero score hey what so are danielle and um uh what was this? Why do you have Danielle and Spiegel Spiegel in a, in a conflict where I'm the midget watching CrossFit has pitted them against one another without doing it intentionally. They're going to penalize Daniel Brandon while she didn't do anything wrong.

And then they're not as harshly as they should be not penalizing Spiegel for two consecutive years where they should be not penalizing spiegel for two consecutive years where they should be they're rewarding her for doing it incorrectly two years consecutive so i want to paint this picture to you guys and then we'll and then we'll ask andrew the question what this what actually happened so basically for those of you who don't know daniel brandon did this workout and she was on a rower and she was supposed to you could not pull the rower after the clock uh elapsed past 20 minutes well you can see at the 20 minute mark she's let go of the rower and there's no way she could have

pulled it and yet she got a penalty but there's people who are speculating on the web that she used an app called the wad proof app to film this and the wad proof app has a built-in timer and that timer may have shown past 20 minutes and that's what crossfit saw at which rate they're freaking idiots because not not the people on the internet necessarily because any speculation is good speculation with this but do you think there's any truth to that and what would crossfit do if one timer said 20 and the other said 20 well you know the answer to this one dude i do they have nothing anywhere telling their side of the story like what's happening oh there's no and in the past they would just straight up tell people i mean

sam dancer commented it did you see that i wanted my post he goes remember the day where they would just take people out right there was a point in time when they would make examples of people like this and goes no this is how we actually figured out the score it was the one thing daniel brandon stopped making us look bad but either they're wrong or she's she did nothing wrong i'm going with she did nothing wrong because she's an athlete looking at the clock on the wall right and jamie agrees with you jamie saying it could be a false start we could speculate all sorts of things but either way the violation needs to be clear right right i thought i had this video of daniel brandon somewhere i have all these little

did you see how i do this this This is going to drive you nuts. This is just my screen. Yeah. This is how I make videos. Those are just like, those are graphics or pictures that you use regularly for like, and you were just yanking them up. Right. Like this is where I got that picture of you to create to your.

Yeah, that's how I do it too. My desktop's a disaster. And then every once in a while I clean it up. I just grab them all and i put into photos there you are there's the vector image of you so it's just you so when i pull you in there it's no longer out of background look at that a vector image yeah clear background uh jethro uh cardona cardona sorry gymnastic grips used for barbell with barbell work shouldn't have shouldn't have to be a rule oh meaning that everyone should just know you can't use them i mean trish said it rather well which is just eliminate them from competition oh yeah i'm down with that yeah i'm down with that let's use your freaking hands yeah i'm down

with that too you ever see that meme it's like what do you what do you mean straps you mean fingers you mean hands yeah like real buff dude it's that 1980s lift the dumbbell over the head dude annika got nuked for something far less objectionable than using grips on deadlifts well i don't know unless clock like what if you make the distinction, one of the things you'll automatically get a zero is if you don't get your video in on time. Like that sounds like a pretty good distinction. I think that there's actually a rule against having it in past the deadline

with Anika last year. Yeah. You mean that you can't that yeah i think you're right i do think that they are having conversations with athletes this year about video issues and past the deadline this year though which is kind of nuts do you like riddles love them i'm not good them. Remember what you just said because I'm going to ask you about it in a second. Okay. Okay.

Now, listen, people. I dare you to try to understand this. I had to read the comments to understand. You won't be able to read. I'm hiding the comments that will give us away. I had to read the comments to understand this video. I watched this video 10 times. All right.

What am I looking for? Just watch it. Yeah, just watch this video. Oh, and there's audio with it, too. Hold on. Okay, here we go. Just let me tell me if you get if you get this video. It took me forever to get this.

All right, I'm taking a picture. Go to the left. Yeah. Yeah, my left. Keep going a little. All right, man, I'm taking a picture. Go to the left. Yeah, yeah, my left. Keep going. A little bit. Oh, back, back, back. You're kidding, dude. Perfect.

Just like that. Yep. You got this right away? Yes, I knew it before she even got there. What's wrong with you? Yeah, yeah, my left. Keep going. A little bit.

Oh, back, back, back. Her pants kind of fit in her weird kind of. I was like, is her waist too high or i was just tripping on her clothes all right bam taking a picture go to the left man i'm kind of frustrated a little bit back back so you got that right away yep yes how all right bam what do you think what were you thinking the first time you saw it i was like oh he's trying to get his wife wife or daughter or whatever to pose his girlfriend his porn star and that and that he and that maybe he was just like there was going to be some guy who was going to walk by

and ogle her titties or something i didn't i didn't even the first thing i looked at in the background were the words and you just knew you're like good at scrabble you're just like all right anal kingdom uh-huh uh savvy i wasn't as focused on her boobs as you yeah i was totally looking at her boobs and like i was looking too low and i was looking around for like what people were saying this is a fake video really i don't either way it's fine yeah it's probably fake thank you magnus look at that point savvy seven you are normal hell or strange for having noticed the words right away i'm strange uh i overthought it this motherfucker beat me at scrabble how did i overthink it this guy's fucking doing boggle and scrabble and word games i'm looking at titties i'm like i'm like just scratching my butt and looking at it anal kingdom

yeah i don't understand the pants either i really like instagram because of that stuff like that's what i think just to create just creativity fun doing fun stuff like that I don't understand the pants either. I really like Instagram because of that stuff. Like that's what I think. Just to create, just creativity, fun, doing fun stuff like that. That's why you gotta go.

You gotta start doing Tik TOK. You'll love it. You'll never wait. Avi, how old are you now? What were you saying? Were you going to, you were saying something about crossing before I got distracted by boobs.

I don't think so. Oh, okay. I think that my, my last series of thoughts was men's basketball shorts in the sixties being really short. And then they went through a stage where they were real long. Yes. Which is what I thought when I saw this woman's pants and they're,

they're interesting and they're different than they were maybe 10 years ago. Like, I think she has a good, a better body than her clothes were. I'll be high. I've never gotten to cover your belly button shorts but i also don't wear them so i don't know yeah they're really tight they cover your belly button but then they're also incredibly short hey what um what ended up happening in chicago did you guys get a new mayor um i heard the ones out as far as i know the crazy one the one that from anything that i ever heard i didn't very much agree with which isn't very much and i don't know anything but i heard she's out is that correct can you

confirm yeah she's out and i don't know who won but she was crazy that was laurie lightfoot she was the one with the fucked up haircut she was the one that said basically she's out. And I don't know who won, but she was crazy. That was Lori Lightfoot. She was the one with the fucked up haircut. She was the one that said basically she's going to make everyone's life. This is almost verbatim a living hell who doesn't get the injection, who lives in her town. uh to get a haircut um during the lockdowns and her excuse was that um she's a public person and that she needs to look good when she's in public have you ever seen this woman have i yeah i see her there's no fucking way this this lady's concerned about the way she looks i i really don't like to be i don't want to be mean but she's maybe one of the most unattractive human beings i've ever seen in my entire life oh man i mean i really i mean look at this i do you know what an oscar is does anyone know what an oscar is it's a kind of fish do you know what that do you know what do you know what an Oscar is? Does anyone know what an Oscar is? It's a kind of fish.

Do you know what an Oscar is? I'm gone. Yes. She's an Oscar, dude. I used to have a fish in my fish tank that looked exactly like her. I'm going to show you. I'm going to pull up Oscar fish. They were like the cool fish to have turtle holy shit they were crazy aggressive yeah i know i used to have a fish tank man i know i know the fish and they would and they

would eat little fish i don't think i'm going to be able to do it justice but these are oscars yeah they ate everything we need like these things are evil look at here that's lori lightfoot right there dude she's gonna come after you be careful it's it's um i mean man she's unique she's a unique looking human being i mean i don't want to say i don't want to say she's hideous it's not like that but she just doesn't look human to me she's like something's not she got dealt a horrible hand the haircut thing is kind of where i get stuck just it's a justification thing i get stuck on people doing that yeah you needed you needed to break covid rules so that you could look better?

How about some – I'm not even a proponent of makeup, but how about just a little eyeliner or something? How about a hat? I mean, I grew my hair out during COVID. It got real long all the way, about as long as yours. Because she made our lives a living hell in chicago she did right i don't know it was a joke oh good oh because of what she said yeah you didn't care you didn't know she got a haircut and none of us could so i just grew mine out got long i kind of liked it i don't want to say she's ugly but I don't say a lot of things that are true.

Oh, man. Yeah, I want to get Zack Tlander back. Maybe someone can make an image for a thumbnail of me that's like a hybrid, a blending of Lori Lightfoot and Zack Tlander. What? You know what I mean? You know when Wad zombie meshes people together right yeah he's good at that yeah mesh to lander and laurie lightfoot that would be something i'd like to see um oh they choose their mayor in april so you guys have a

little wider yeah i'm tired of calling him to lander it's too hard it's t lander it totally fuck it whatever it does roll when you say t lander t lander yeah he should just change it he should just accept it it's so much better than to lander no one wants to say to lander it's tell actually tell lander i smell that's how i remember to lander tell lander that's a little to lander tellander that's a little bit like that's a that's a little bit better he's been making a lot of crossfit videos recently it's because dude remember we talked about the other day i don't know where you want to direct your your show anywhere go ahead we were chatting about edwardson's golf channel and i think it's just on a rocket ship oh yeah yeah yeah let's see that nate's killing it yeah yeah yeah i'm on it yeah what a stud right i

wonder if we can do that um i'm doing these uh frisbee golf shows with um uh brian friend i've seen how to go yesterday i think it's or oh was it yesterday a couple days i think it's going great i mean not as great as fucking Nate's a boss. He's on a rocket ship. Dude, these are really what the guys look like who play golf. They're so young. Look at those guys in that 642 video, breaking the good and the good good news could bring them back.

Those guys look like they're 18. They're young. Their channel has something, one point something million people i i just i look at this name like this is the breadcrumbs channel so this one this one's actually i watched it and the the dude rick shields has two million or something subscribe the guy he's covering the guy he's covering yeah the guy on the left over here okay they're gonna put on some youtube golf tournament, right? And he addresses this in his podcast, which is an hour or something long.

And Nate's six-minute video is basically encompassing an important topic in that hour 15 podcast. So people are just going there to listen to the one topic so they don't have to scrub through the podcast. So he's doing a service to some people he's saving them time what is the topic is it anything exciting like that he cheated that he used grips or that he has a huge dong and you can see it through his pants is anything like titillating or stimulating or is it just like golf is huge so there's these good good people there's rick shields there's uh there's another guy somewhere oh those people on the right there are doing this in the same business as him peter finch that's another big one he's

a big youtube golfer and oh wait let me see that again someone big commented on his um yeah man 531 000 subscribers thanks for your youtube golf is inspired. Your passion for YouTube golf is inspiring. Wow. Click on Peter Finch's. I want to see how big his is. Oh, my God. Holy cow. Nine days ago, six days ago, hundreds of thousands. His most popular video is 1.8 million.

A couple of them. Huge. Oh couple of them. Huge. Oh, my goodness. So the thing that Edwards had made that video on was. Look, Heidi's going to start a YouTube station. Sorry. On what? On golf.

She should. Hey, are there any hot chicks who do it? You know how like there's hot chicks who like fish and they're just in a bikini top, but they're fishing experts, but they got Ds? Do they have golf hot chicks? Golf girl. Here you go. Oh, shit.

Holy shit. Should I play one of these videos? Go to her shorts. I think that's more than enough for us. Wow, this is nuts i'm not trying to get you in trouble by playing these videos my body guys get ready with me to go oh uh by the way did you hear that song she was playing? Did you guys hear that? That's a white person playing that song on their channel.

That's the same as them saying it. And so basically, I just said that word eight times. If you want to learn how to play golf, don't. Sorry, sorry. All right. I'm scrolling. It just plays these right away. I never do shorts.

Dude, her body is ridiculous what's up guys get ready with me to go oh man first of all she 18 i don't know but i'm just trying not to get your channel in trouble but how about that guy abdominal workout what's that oh now we're just on youtube in general i did not know that uh council like this existed look at this there's lots of um look at this thumbnail where's my arrow your arrow's messing with my arrow hey are you trying not to swear i'm giving it a go yeah yeah that thumbnail's insane hey so did she put ice cubes on her nipples first? I don't know. Probably.

Someone tell me, did she? It's got 2.4 million views. Jethro, I'm going to start when I get back to Santa Cruz. Okay, let's listen. Can we listen a little bit? Yeah, sure. Today we're playing a threesome. I've got Corbin and aiden with me we're doing a scramble style stroke play so whoever makes the best shot we take it from

there try to get par so we'll see how it goes what's up aiden that's our discord von aiden oh is she a only fans maybe hey what about, what about, um, what about that? A couple, um, the CrossFit couple that's in the semifinals that has the only fans page.

Could you subscribe to their only fans and do a piece on that? Oh, it brought me to a different page. I got to pull it up on another tab. And is it only fans? There you go. Oh oh click on her only fans all right hey sensitive content you sure yeah we're gonna get in trouble i don't know okay i gotta pull up another tab now hey what i i think you should do a um uh yeah i got an nft nice fucking titties nft oh i get it what is the point of

having it it's free doesn't have to defeat the purpose or no it's not really free oh okay keep scrolling down i want to see if there's anything in there no only fans is such a this is only fans this is such a basic site this is how it works oh it's oh interesting hey we went from nate edwardson to this that amazing what about um what about um what about the, the, the semifinals people who have an only fans? Can you do a piece on that? Wouldn't that help their subscriptions?

Wouldn't that be a nice thing if you did that for them? I'm not familiar with them that I sent it to you. Yeah, but I, I don't know. I know the individuals, but I didn't know that they had one. I think you should find it and subscribe.

That's a tax deduction. Okay. Fucking didn't know that they had one. I think you should find it and subscribe. It's a tax deduction. Okay. I'll get money back on that $3 subscription. Dude, you don't think that that would be an amazing video? 50,000 views? CrossFit breaks into only CrossFit semifinals? I've never even been on OnlyFans until just now. Ask someone who would know.

Who knows how to find someone? There's this couple. They're both going to semifinals, and we heard that they have an OnlyFans until just now. Ask someone who would know. Who knows how to find someone? There's this couple. They're both going to the semifinals and we heard that they have an OnlyFans page. There we go. Look it. Screw the couple. Do mine. Alright. We can do a twofer. Number one, we'll do Allison. Number two, how do we find the other account?

Would you like... So how would you do one on Allison? You subscribe to her channel and then just do a five-minute video? Like, if you ever wanted to talk to allison in person go to the seven interesting in-person video oh with her you can do b-roll of the the only fan stuff on top of it while she gives a little bit of an interview oh she definitely makes millions wow oh and cameron's in here too cameron has cameron has on there you go yeah post about my dick okay i made you original art oh yeah do you want to see something i think bruce wayne is going to post it on the sebon podcast cameron did make me some cameron you really drew that you're talented dude what do you draw i'll show you it's gonna i hopefully it'll be on the

sebon podcast but let me okay oh how do i do this i think i can airdrop this to my computer and just play it. Should be able to. Yeah. So typically what I've been doing is I just empty out a screen where I have all these little icons and then I pull things up on that. Or you can just enlarge it. So once you bring it over there, I'm going to, I think I can just post it on a monitor and just say, share this window, share this whole window. Edwardson's YouTube channel,

which started January 8th, or he has 3 million views on it. God, what a boss he is. He is absolutely killing it. And he hasn't done a CrossFit video in some time. This last CrossFit video. Oh, I have something fun for you. well oh no not that that's not good

wrong monitor of the five i have over here i chose i chose to um i'm checking real quick if anything popped up that i need to quickly cut no everything's fine that that picture that you saw that's sorry for my friend who said that that's my friend's daughter and she's four years old and four feet tall that's my son's eight and he's four feet tall yeah but he's jacked so it's okay trying to figure out um why did that happen i go here you're gonna want to see this i'm not wasting your time i promise you i'd never have thought you were let me see if i can um uh entire screen window let's see okay so um i i did an art project with uh some of the yeah i saw a little bit of this okay so this guy um this is cameron made this for me can you hear the audio no now i can yes yeah yeah but i think i can do better nice shirt Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I think I can do better.

Nice shirt. C4. You're kidding. Dude. Crazy, right? Could you imagine the CEO logo with you behind it with that guy just sitting in the middle of the aisle? Just like I went from this like trying to be like this Buddhist enlightened guy to just a fucking it's a dude holding this cock in his hand. Damn.

I like that a lot. He just drew that. That's amazing. Slightly different image. Hopefully, I think Bruce, I asked Bruce if it was too edgy for the Instagram account. What did he say? He said he didn't think so. So maybe he'll put it up today. Bruce is the new filter for the Instagram?

Yeah. We just gave him, he was making thumbnails for three or four months. Oh, shit. It's 8.30. There you go. Yeah. He was making thumbnails for the show for a couple months. And I was like, hey, this guy should be on all the shows. I mean, this guy should be running the Instagram.

I also think that everybody should have an OnlyFans, even guys, for all kinds of topics. Look at Travis trying to get me. You asked an opinion, someone? I have a team. I have a team of people. Dude, this Spiegel video I put up is my most popular of all time. Look at this thing wow isn't this nuts yeah i love staring at this screen i don't do you stare at this screen i try not to look that that helped you put on 16 subscribers

yeah that's nuts i did a bit on this once. Like, that's crazy, the click-through rate. Don't make me scold you again, Travis. No, there's a difference between asking people what you want for the shirt. Like, he's on my team. He runs the Instagram account. I trust his opinion. I'm not interested in what the entire – I'm not making stuff for the entire world. I'm making stuff for myself and that I like.

I have a slightly different process. You like simple shirts. That's what I know. I do like simple shirts, but, but I, but I'm not making stuff. Ooh,

this would be a good shirt, but you don't like that. You weren't a fan of that. You don't think it had anything to do with it what unbothered yeah just a shirt it's kind of like the unbuyable but it's just unbothered dude if sales are your goal listen to yourself you're fucking killing it your station's growing great your no rep shit's going great don't listen to me don't ask my opinion i was totally expecting travis to say we had like a hundred orders in the first hour.

Cameron, my only fan gets $3,500 a month. Holy. That's a small amount. Make millions. Wait, what? Small amount. Make millions. Those are like opposite ends of what I understand. Small amount. Millions. Millions are a lot. Small amounts are a small amount. I don't know. Melissa, what do you do, Cameron?

We should just have Cameron on the show. Has he never been? I don't think so. No. You should have Cameron and Allison on at the same time. And they get like Christmas Abbott. And like, what do I need? You should have that couple on.

See if you can get this golfer chick on just have a huge only fans like a summit just only the sebon podcast only fan summit okay before i go i want to play this let's let's play let's uh let's see what this lady has to say every month the typical two driver family saves about 100 to 120 dollars at the pump compared to where we were in mid-june everyday americans americans save about 420 million dollars at the pump compared to oh this is old god i apologize for showing you this knucklehead. I see you commented, but I also couldn't follow her. Oh, she was just lying. She was just lying through her teeth.

It was old. My notes are in pretty bad disarray. Gas is $7 over there? Miss Caleb. No, not anymore. Gas is actually really cheap. Well, I saw gas the other day for $3.99. I couldn't even believe it.

What's the cheapest you see it? I i mean that's cheaper than over here yeah that's probably about that right now that's the cheapest i've seen it in forever i can't even remember the last time i saw it that cheap but that gas station's a little ways from my house and it's like anywhere do you yeah i drive a shit ton dude oh you used to i drive like 50 miles every day just driving my kids around you used to walk oh yeah i used to walk be a walking champ did you notice differences in your body composition um i don't know it was so slow what the walking the the change it did that that was the question yeah no you don't think so i i don't know i don't know and i used to walk and i used to walk like i used to walk a lot of hills

like a lot of crazy steep hills like san francisco shit look at brandon 309 michigan 345 yeah and normally it's not that cheap here like gas like if Like if I went to a pump today, I could take a picture and show you five at 501. But I saw one in town that was 399. Look at this Oklahoma 273. Yeah, Central California 550. These comments are nuts. It's a bunch of gas prices. And then someone goes, I have a reverse only fans. gas prices and then someone goes i have a reverse only fans all right guys andrew hiller thanks for coming on time to take the kids to the skate park you guys were great today uh i will see you i uh i think uh daniel brandon's coming on tonight did i mention that yeah i didn't believe you and i still don't we'll believe when we see it it's gonna be a fun show i'll open up the phone don't be, and I still don't. We'll believe it when we see it. It's going to be a fun show. I'll open up the phone. Don't be scared.

Call in, please. Don't be afraid. I've got something to talk to you about on that. About what? Don't be afraid? Kind of. Okay. I'll call you when I get in the car.

Okay. Bye. Bye.