The Sevan Podcast - #852 - Live Call In | We Made It

Episode Date: March 25, 2023

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probably already uncovered this. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I'm waking up slow. I didn't get it. Good morning. Mr. Hartle, Jethro, Mr. Travis from Vindicate, get your CEO shirts now. Hey, can people get those cups? So many people are asking me about the, where's my CEO cup? There it is. A left-handed CEO cup. Oh, God, that's good. Oh, my goodness. God, it's the best coffee. Oh my goodness. We're going to start strong this morning. Strong this morning, man. I am on this text thread

with 11 of my closest friends, guys that I would love to sauna with naked hello gabe she had dumped like a truck truck truck uh i'm on this thread with uh 11 of my uh closest uh colleagues yeah i shouldn't call them friends colleagues better colleagues and um it's pretty funny because Mr. Spin posted this. It's a perfect, perfect museum, museum quality specimen of what woke is. The shit that I'm seeing around this topic that we were talking about this morning. It's the ambiguity. It's people. It's kind of it's the only thing that I don't like about social media. It's just the fact that people, this other friend of mine,

well, let's go back to the Elizabeth Ockenwally post. There's 500 comments of just ambiguity. People, you know, melanated people saying that they don't feel comfortable going into gyms. And it's like, now it's like 700 posts. And it's like, dude, can just one of you explain why? Is it because you walked in and you saw a kkk mask hanging on the wall like can you just say something we can talk about it's just all ambiguity it's all victimhood and when you're ambiguous like that what you do is you push people into their head

and so this other friend of mine jared graybiel the guy who um runs zellos games he did that and i like jared a lot i don't mean to pick on him but there's a comment. There's a picture that Brian Spin used of an athlete, Danny Spiegel, and he wrote, come on, guys, couldn't you have picked a better picture? And, like, dude, no one has any idea what you're talking about. I can't stand any of that stuff. Just say what you mean. That's all passive-aggressive, woke, pussy bullshit. I hate that stuff. just say what you mean and so we had this debate which i which i really enjoyed this i enjoyed debating it was fun some

people were suggesting they were 100 sure that they didn't that they didn't like the picture um that jared was complaining that he didn't like the picture because it was unflattering of danny and then the other half were 100 certain that it was because they didn't like the picture because it was unflattering of Danny. And then the other half were 100% certain that it was because they didn't like Danny being used as the picture for the title of the article. To tell you the truth, I don't even remember what the title of the article was. It was something about penalties being assessed for the CrossFit Games. But either way, it's fucking, none of that's necessary if people just know how to talk. I'm hungry and I would like to consume some protein probably in the animal uh form ideally not ones that fly um i like bovine do you have cow in the house i would like it cooked medium

thank you god damn we live with just woke douchebags. It's incredible. Klaus Schwab said, do you remember this line Klaus Schwab said? You'll live with nothing. You'll own nothing. You'll own nothing and you'll love it. Do you remember that? You'll own nothing and you'll love it.

You guys remember that? You'll own, oh, who said what? We'll get to it. Trust me. I'll land the plane, baby. I will come back and I will get even more specific. I will not be guilty of my own accusations. You'll own nothing and you'll love it. Do you know who owned nothing and they loved it? The slaves. The slaves owned nothing and they loved it. And do you know who said that? You know who said that? Solomon weathersby a democrat born in 1801 died in uh 1954

he was u.s senator from 1847 to 1853 guess what guess what political party he represented the democrats i want you to listen to this very carefully i call upon the opponents of slavery. This is a quote. I call upon the opponents of slavery. The Republican abolitionists of the North to prove that the white laborers are as happy and as content and as comfortable as the slaves of the South. Did you know that the preeminent argument, the preeminent argument from the South to keep slaves was that the black people were too stupid and too incompetent to take care of themselves? And that it was the North, the Republicans who showed no compassion and no love to the melanated people because they wanted to set them free and they knew that that would kill them like like like like you know like if you if you catch a lizard and you keep it in captivity for three years and then you let it go you're bad because it's going to kill itself like that that

whale free willie they let it go and then it ended up dying now think about that the democrats believed back then they believed back then you'll own nothing and you'll love it. And they believed that the slaves lived a better life than the white northerners who were free. And they believed that the blacks were too stupid, too incompetent, too naive. They believed they were a lesser creature. And so that's why they had to keep them and not only that they accused they accused the north the abolitionists who wanted to set them free lincoln's posse you guys are evil evil people and they used those words they said they were godless and evil

because of how they wanted to treat the black people dude that's exactly what the Democrats are preaching today. All those funny videos we see of those kids walking around UC Berkeley being like, oh, those black people, they can't afford internet. They can't register to vote. It is the exact same thing. And yet they point at the Republicans as being evil because they don't want to take care of the dumb blacks. Their words, not mine on fucking believable as you scratch the surface but but it goes it gets even crazier the plan was not the plan of the south was to enslave whites too

being one of the catalysts for the war i had no fucking idea yeah there was a whole class of white people if you had a certain job that you too would be enslaved that was the plan for the south it actually had nothing to do with skin color in the south the slaves do not suffer one-tenth of the evils endured by the white laborers at the north poverty is unknown to the southern slave. Yeah, none of the slaves were poor. This fucking argument is crazy. This is the same argument they use today. Do you see that? And what's crazy is that they have melanated people arguing for their own slavery.

They were like, hey, you really want back on the plantation it's nuts poverty is unknown to the southern slaves as soon as the master of the slaves becomes too poor to provide for them he sells them to others who can take care of them this is from the u.s senator uh solomon weathersby downs i know it's not fun talking about this. Trust me, I don't want to talk about it. I had to drink two shots of espresso. I'm like, all right, just get this out, Seve. Let people know.

This, sir, is one of the excellencies of the system of slavery. And this is the superior condition of the southern slave over the northern white laborer. And then the article goes on. This is from some magazine back then called The Democratic Now. And basically, I don't know if it was a magazine, some rag. I don't know if they called it magazines back then. The Democrats said that they had to take care of the slaves because they were unable to take care of themselves, and that's how they justified slavery. Dude, that is exactly what's going on now it is unbelievable doug ritchie and they don't even see it people don't even see it it's always been a fan i grew up like that i resent this comment you need con yay on the show like i'm crazy like him i'm just putting on all my different glasses. I'm like, I'm just every day.

I've been switching glasses. Like you guys want to see the box of chocolate that a Hiller got me. This came in the mail from Andrew Hiller called the Don, the Don. I'll show you. I want to see it. What's in here. You want to see the chalk? Let me finish this and then I'll show you the chocolate in here. You're going to love this. God, it's tough. It's tough to be melanated in the States, but not for the reasons why people say you're going to fucking trip when you hear this.

The Democrats also wanted to sterilize all the Native Americans to help them with their poverty problem. Dude, they didn't hide this. this was the argument that they used on the people this was like a legitimate argument uh you uh yes you people over there um all the all the people who build houses you guys are too dumb we're gonna enslave you don't worry your life will be better and you the indians they sterilize like 75 of the fucking native americans in the united states to help them with their poverty problem dude that's the exact thing the democrats say about melanated people in this country now we will fucking give you abortions by the way they were sterilizing people up until the late 70s if you start reading that shit you will freak out and there were a lot of republicans involved in

that too by the way that was some bipartisan shit that was some crit that's some crazy shit i dug up last night that shit started actually making me feel uncomfortable but but at the turn of the century around the 1900s they were sterilizing fucking shit loads of fucking native americans and they were doing that to help them with the poverty problem that's the exact same thing you hear up being growing up as a Democrat. You have to allow the blacks to abort their babies because it's too hard. Those babies will then grow up poor. There's something wrong with growing up poor.

There's nothing wrong with growing up poor. Nothing at all. It's actually cool. Those kids are free. What's not cool is growing up with parents who fucking beat each other or who get a divorce or who are addicted to fentanyl that part sucks no i cannot i cannot so savon how is the inner city freedom going for black americans can you point to a metric family or life where they're better off during slavery no i cannot i don't even know i cannot but you know what i can point at is that they can walk out of there

i can point out that any any fucking 16 year old boy can fucking get up and start walking across the united states of america and earn a living anyone dude i i had no fucking skills and i picked myself up from the fucking bootstraps is that is that a term and i made it the door's wide open the door is wide open wide open. The door is wide open. There was no way, by the way, the articles went off to say there was no way off the slave plantation. Basically, it was legal to beat someone.

Now, what's cool now is you can walk off the plantation. seven what if it's their choice yeah i mean we we get yeah do you it is their choice well the illusion it is their choice they're asleep they've been tricked it is their choice i i'm i'm with you buddy i'm with you yep this guy gets it no way man it's the modern day plantation free food drugs and guns prison bars of a different kind yep bingo the thing is is you can walk off they don't know man then why don't they i don't know who you are, but I'm enjoying the conversation. Thank you. All of it.

All of it is all. Everything is this. This is it. It's the exact same playbook. I realize, holy shit, nothing's changed. They're still with the Democrats have always been sterilizing people. They've always used the guys that you're evil if you don't take care of the dumb fucks. So they kill your babies and they want to enslave you.

It's just a mindset. It's a group of people. Hey, I used to be over there and you have to know this, that I didn't know that. And I don't think I don't think I don't think like my parents know. I don't think any of us know. know that and i don't think i don't think i don't think like my parents know i don't think any of us know like we just hear the argument and don't think about it i did see the movie uncle tom incredible i didn't see part two we just don't think we we actually oh oh yeah yeah for sure uh affirmative action yeah of course we should let in um a one chinese guy

three black guys and seven mexicans i had that ratio wrong zero chinese guys uh three mexicans and seven black guys yeah yeah yeah and it should be free for them like you believe that you're not like wait a second that means harder working people don't get in which means that the economy doesn't flourish because those people lose opportunities, which then trickles down to people in the ghetto and they get less shit. I mean, they don't explain it. There's nothing that's free. Someone does have to pay the teachers. No, just a bunch of jackasses or just a bunch of jackasses on that side.

We can't think. Don't get me wrong. There's the fucking morons on the right to equally dumb. the right too equally dumb and eight unfortunately you guys aren't like this but 90 percent of the time they start being dumb as soon as they mention the word god and 95 they get intellectually lazy i cannot believe that what i'm seeing in 1907 indiana enacted america's first compulsory eugenic sterilization law with 15 other states enacting similar laws during the following two decades that was to help people it's this is on it this is un-fucking-real and and for all you fucking morons out there that want reparations these fuckers were coming after white people too they didn't give a fuck they didn't care they didn't care about your skin color they were doing god's work and enslaving you making enslaving you making your life better

give me a break on the equivocation oh what's that mean equivocation stand by stand by i think i think we looked this word up uh i think we looked this word up the other day i mean like something like equal right equivocation uh ambiguous language to conceal the truth to avoid committing uh oneself to yeah yeah god yeah what he means is give me a break on using that god term yeah yeah i agree with you i agree yeah because it's just so fucking ambiguous to be fair the federal reserve just printed about 300 billion and gave it to the failing banks well

that's good oh wow wow uh jake oh man our phones are our prison guards uh kazavian uh kazavian if they're stupid enough to give me reparations whom i'd refuse i ain't hating i ain't hating i ain't hating man oh man exact same fucking shtick that they used back then. You'll have nothing and you own it. And don't worry. The Republicans are such evil assholes.

They don't realize that you're better being slaves. They think that you can live out on your own. Don't worry, Blackie. We got you. That's the Democrats' line. And you know what? Next, don't worry. A shitbag, white trash America will help you too.

Fucking redneck pieces of shit. Love, Andrew Jackson. Fucking unbelievable. It's un-fucking-believable. It's, it's, it's, and you know what? you know what my sister told me the other day she says it's just pride it's just pride she said the reason why people can't accept the stuff you're saying about polio or you know just the things that like people do for fucking the last you know 60 years of their

life you're 65 and you realize that the polio vaccine is a complete disaster and never work and it spread more polio than it saved. It's just pride. It just sucks. And that shit's everywhere. That shit is everywhere. I knew the first time i saw a microwave

that it was fucking wrong and yet and yet here we are like did you think that when you went to the gas station and that you got a cup and you put hot coffee in it you weren't drinking some of the shit coming off that cup i knew that when i was fucking 10 years old when i'd see my parents hold the styrofoam cup i knew that the first time i held fucking hot chocolate in a paper cup i knew i had my own observation and discernment skills i knew i've known forever that you shouldn't and i don't even know if this is true but i've known forever that you shouldn't be fucking cooking in anything unless it's fucking glass or steel because everything else is fucking going into your food oh but seven that's silicone that's a uh that that that is glass i don't give a fuck

nothing bends and folds like that that's not fucking off gassing and heat or or breaking down i just know i don't know how i know the amanda thank you for the 800 this morning show is definitely fucking worth it good morning sean hi mr alaska nice nice meeting you yesterday good morning geez louise uh dick butter uh been very consistent with the profile picture it's pride but also most lives have entire friend family networks that would cast them if they even dared a question they very well said uh dick butter saying uh they would have a whole cat they would be cast out from their family and friends if they dare question shit yeah this book kind of goes into this this other book i'm reading the big lie goes into that too about how you're just ridiculed

if you question that shit jason good morning i'm not a big lfg if you question that shit Jason good morning I'm not a big LFG fan you know that I never have been for some reason I feel like it's just too commercial I'm okay with it though don't don't get me I'm not judging you it's my own I'm not like

if you're gonna win the games dear dear justin madaris dear justin madaris i think you should come up with a tagline that you say someone clip this and send this bruce wayne this is it. This is genius. Dear Justin Medeiros, when you win the games this year, come up with your own tagline that's not let's fucking go. You utilize the games, Justin, this year to come up with a line that you're going to be able to put on shirts and trademark that's your line that you can use for the next three years. I mean, second event at the crossfit games justin meredith

crosses line he throws his hands up in there justin is the winner and then just i just want you to look up at the camera and be like i fucked your mom i guarantee you you say that at the end of every uh maybe something less crass that your mom would be more proud of but make it strong and um and that will be I don't know about mullet power I fucked your mom better I think both of them need a lot of work but

and then run with it I loved your mom there we go there we go who's your daddy that's a little old that's a little 80s that's a little 80s just in time

it's a little cliche but we're getting there we're getting there fgb uh fj fuck justin fj free justin boy is free I don't know what that one is. FJB. Oh, fuck Joe Biden. Oh, got it, got it, got it. I'm hard. Yeah, that could be it. I'm hard.

I hope Shanna isn't listening. I know. It's too early for her. She's West Coast. She's sleeping. She's West Coast. West Coast. We'll come up with something good before Justin's bomb comes on on and she can pass the message to him shanna the guy my germ

already uh my guy brian fulkman a guy at my gym has a shirt that says your mom's favorite wow wow favorite wow wow oh shit oh shit hey we're getting close i'm getting laid tonight and then he points at ellie that is good steven flores that was that was a great line do you guys remember the conor mcgregor thing red panty night. Do you remember that? For those of you don't know, Conor McGregor is this huge MMA fighter and, uh, anyone who fights him gets a big payday. So he used to say in the press conferences, Hey, you should be thanking me. He would say this to the other fighters, because now that you're fighting me, uh, tonight is red panty night at your house, meaning that your wife's going to be so proud of you for all the money you made that she's going to wear some Victoria's Secret shit like lingerie. I'm the one who gets you laid because you get to fight me.

I know 90% of you are like, Sevan, you don't need to fucking explain that. Yeah, I do because I always pretend like I'm talking to my mom, like my mom's listening. She has no idea what red panty night is. So I have to explain it to her. See, and maybe even old fuckers like Jeffrey don't know. Sevan, I heard Danielle needs help with her new coffee machine. Can you help her out? Oh yeah. She didn't show last night. Hey, let me tell you something. She texts me and anytime she texts me, I'm like, I don't give a night. Hey, let me tell you something. She texts me. And anytime she texts me, I'm like, I don't give a fuck if you show up or not. You got my digits.

All right. Oh, that's a good one for Justin. I'm now CEO. Fuck Sevan. Yeah, if he could work my name into his celebration, Justin. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Butter. I needed explanation.

Also, I thought it was a period thing. Oh, you didn't know either. Good. Yeah. Red panty night. Yeah. I'm such a badass that when you fight me, your wife fucks you because I make it rain money in your wife's bank account. That's the whole red panty night thing.

You're screwed. When people question you on your ambiguity, you're screwed. Always take a deep breath and ask those people you're screwed because you out yourself. You're screwed because when someone asks you about your ambiguity, nine out of ten times your explanation is going to show that oh fuck it's on me give an example we were doing these phone calls with uh with greg glassman and and affiliates and we would do 10 or 15 affiliates at a time

and we would do them every morning it was during floyd 19 and there was this fucking bitch and i use that in the most meanest term ever there's this fucking bitch who was on the fucking affiliate call she was some affiliate owner a fucking worthless human being a shit rag of a fucking human being and we knew she was recording the call everyone was texting to texting on the back end this bitch thinks she's recording us and we don't know and she starts questioning greg about floyd 19 and greg goes i don't fucking mourn me and my staff and no one i know is mourning the death of george floyd what does that mean morning i want

to make sure i got this right morning oh this is gonna be tough one to look up because it's gonna have so many definitions um uh what is the real definition of morning oh i spelt it wrong that's right uh they sound they're homophones. They sound exactly the same, but they're spelt different. No, thank you. Expression of sorrow. Let me look up sorrow. Sorrow. A feeling of deep distress caused by loss or disappointment. No, I had no feeling of distress or loss or disappointment. No, I had no feeling of distress or loss or disappointment. Can you imagine how fucking desperate you are to make a statement as an organization or a group if you have to use the George Floyd incident to drive your point home? meaning that he was a guy driving around town, high on fentanyl, high on meth, drunk,

put a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach in a home invasion. It was the third time he had been pulled over, third time he had been caught, third time he had swallowed the fentanyl. They have it on video. You can see it all. You have to rally around him. And so this fucking bitch fucking says to greg uh um she she she basically says something along the lines of calling him god i wish she would release the tape fuck i wish she would release the tape she basically ended up forwarding it to like

one of those shit rags like the Huffington Post. And she said something in there, and I didn't talk in these meetings too much. I stayed quiet. I just sat there and watched. I laughed when it was appropriate to laugh. And I just stared at the people. No, it wasn't that rocket bitch. It wasn't that fucking duplicitous fucking Nazi. Nope.

Wasn't her, uh, Arisa, Arisa Royce or whatever. Fucking sex addict. No, not her. Uh,

who was it? It was, um, I can't remember her name. I remember exactly. She was in a bedroom when we were doing the call in a video, and her room was a mess, and her kid was fucking running around everywhere,

and her fucking beta bitch husband was in the back, and I could just tell. You know, it was just that scene. Like he probably just pulled up his pants because he'd been taking it in the dumper from her. I said it. Yeah, we are fucking cussing this morning oh rocket shake my head yeah just a fucking deplorable human being in the words of miss clinton and what i mean deplorable let me not be ambiguous someone that fucking puts other people down to catapult herself obviously mentally ill the second you meet her obviously you're like oh

shit this is a charity case you know when you're when you're doing charity when you talk to someone and uh so so this lady records the call and and she says something about Floyd 19 being racist or not mourning George Floyd as racist to Greg. And I ask her, can you tell me why that's racist? And she won't answer. And so I said again, and like I said, I didn't talk very much. Can you tell me why that's racist? And she doesn't want to answer. She doesn't want to answer just like those people on Akinwale's fucking stupid ass IG post don't want to answer because they'll out themselves.

Because if she said why she thought Floyd 19 was racist, she would expose the fact that she's racist. If I ask you why that whole premise of Akinwale's thread from what I saw, I read probably like a hundred comments and the comment over and over was, I don't feel comfortable going into a CrossFit gym. And if I, and if I ask you, why don't you feel comfortable going to a CrossFit gym? You're going to blame someone else for shit. That's your problem. Nine out of 10 times. No, one's going to say, well, I went in there and there was a sign that said, uh, black people drinking fountain and white people drinking fountain. and there was a sign that said, uh, black people drinking fountain and white people drinking fountain. And there was a KKK mask in the left. And I heard someone have a microaggression because they had their headphones on and they were bobbing their head thinking that

they were black. I mean, they're going to just, it's going to be just horseshit. Just going to just spill mental illness. And they don't want to do that. They'd rather stay ambiguous. But instead of other smart people like me asking them, hey, what do you mean by that? What made you not feel welcome? Other people are like, yeah, I didn't feel welcome either. Or they make up some reasons in their head why they didn't feel welcome.

Just lies. They just make up fucking lies. Sorry, Jared, to do this to you. But that's the exact same thing in the danny spiegel thing jared graybill i love him by the way great dude the zealous games guy but he wrote on there come on what come on couldn't you chosen a better picture it's like dude no one knows what the fuck you're talking about but they think they do because they're gonna make something up because they're just sleeping zombies and so half the people on the thread I was with are like, oh, it's because it's not a flattering picture.

And other people are like, no, it's not that at all. It's because she's not the poster child for this particular article. She's not a good representation of it. Let me see if I can find it. Barb Bell, spin, it's this article. See if I can find a barbell spin this article. But you have to know I'm fucking loving the whole thing because it's so funny. Because you're not supposed to talk about the way Danny Spiegel looks.

It's so layered. So there's this picture of Danny. I don't think she looks bad at all. She's having a great hair day. Her eyelashes are on point. I mean, mean her mouth's open but her teeth look great that's better than any picture anyone could ever take of me that's when people are like it's not a flattering picture i'm like why because she didn't have her ass out like what the fuck is going on here the individual quarterfinals plagued by over 3 000 scoring adjustments and penalties

and it's a picture of hers dude she's she she's been the subject of of that grip thing it's okay she's a big girl she can take it it's not a big deal so what she didn't do it on purpose uh uh we had a we uh douglas bubble trouser we had a very liberal member leave our gym during that time and post on facebook how our gym was racist and homophobic while we had black trainers and three gay couples that worked out there daily yeah let me guess it was a white woman who is extremely racist and homophobic. Thank you, Ron. I don't know where it came from. You know what? I was a little,

I will tell you a little bit. I was a little disappointed with my energy yesterday. I got up an hour early. I got up at 4.59. That's not true. I'm lying. I got up at five. I want to tell you it was four 59. Cause it sounds tougher. I got up at four 59 and yesterday. And then, and then today I did the same thing. Cause I won. I don't want to be pressured for time, but I'm also doing a double day at the, at the, at the Frisbee. Brian's in my head at the I'm doing double time at the, at the skate parks today

going to mark fox in the morning and then i'm going over to scott's valley i've ever told you guys how fucking amazing my kids are i ask for your forgiveness austin i ask for your forgiveness, Austin. I ask for your forgiveness. I come to you with peace and love. It's not that I lied. Okay, you want me to justify that shit? It's not that I lied. It's that the spirit of the story,

I'm trying to enjoy, I'm trying to, it's okay to alter the truth a little bit if it's for the spirit of the story. 459 or five, love you the same. Thank you. But it sounds a little harder if I got up at 459, doesn't it? I got a little more Jocko, Jocko Willick. You're not allowed to talk about the way she looks, Miss Odear.

She does not like that picture because she's not wearing a 10 size smaller tiny bikini. I don't even know if she doesn't like the picture. Does she not like it? Oh, here we go. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my dear friend. Friend's a little – my colleague who I'm working on a relationship with.

I've never actually called like – how often have I ever called you at home? That wasn't my point. My point is, is it over? Oh yeah. Then there was one ding dong in the thread. Fine. Fuck my story all up. There were two camps.

Is the picture inappropriate because she doesn't represent the article? Because she's not one of the people who got a quarterfinal penalty? Or was the picture not appropriate because um she didn't look uh hot as fuck in it the 14 year old boy couldn't jack off 200 those were the two arguments it was bad for her brand for some reason she wasn't hot enough but now there was one dork in there one and his name is mike halpin and this is what he said this is true that wasn't my point

my point i didn't even i didn't now you guys know it's me and mike halpin in the threat i haven't told you who the other nine people are but now you know me and halpin are in there that wasn't my point my point is it overshadows the research that was done that was summarized in the article yeah halpin's fucking pissed because now this picture has overshadowed this incredible article anyone asking about the photo shut the fuck up i made that part up and just read the article and ask a question based on the article it happens disappointed that his shit got overshadowed it's like if you had a fucking like beautiful cock but these massive balls underneath it

and everyone's just like dude those are the biggest balls ever and your cock never gets any love or play i get it i get it yeah and he's the author of the article yeah girl what's up what you need what you need all right here we go uh mr vindicate danny hasn't said shit it's other people saying it's a bad photo yeah like i figured she's not gonna i know she's not gonna why would she put her head out of the what's that thing called the parapet what's the word where did this parapet shit here we go why would she pull her head out of the parapet? Should we, should we look at the article and act like we care? Cause Mike's on here.

Oh my God. And the picture gets big. All of a sudden what's, I just love the fact that you're not allowed to talk about the way she looks. And yet these people are talking about the way she looks. We're to see in 12. Yeah.

12 out of 10 today. Well, fucking boss. Oh, the Matosian 12. I wonder if Tyler's in that thread. If he's not, he should be. I don't even look.

I don't even. It's funny because I don't even look at who's saying what. I just talk to everyone like it's just one person in there. This article. Oh, there is something interesting in this article that i want i can't wait to talk about with uh jr i'll talk about i think we're going to talk about this tonight with jr and brian brian's probably terrified i'm going to bring up the danny spiegel issue uh during the show tonight because he doesn't want to fall into the weeds like that

he's a professional journalist uh there's over 3 000 scoring adjustments and i'm just curious if there's if they're like if that's a lot 30 uh here we go um uh courtesy of mike halpin as of thursday afternoon crossfit had handed out almost 3 300 penalties 3 298 to be exact since the close of the workout five on Sunday afternoon, this number does not count penalties handed out before Sunday, nor does it include penalties that were ultimately reversed. Anyway, I prefer just to talk about the drama around the picture. And I just like it as a museum quality specimen, that and the Akamwali post were just more woke bullshit.

Bullshit. Just say what you want to say. Don't make any of us read into it. Just say it. Just say it. Just say it. This piece is long. This is so long. I don't know if I should show you this right now, do you guys want to see this, this is a, I'll show you a little bit of it, this is a Russia

propaganda piece, this sucks, this really, this kind of hurts, and these are, this is a Russian family, this is a Russian family. This is a Russian family. Oh, just go over to her post. Akamwali posted something like, hey, it's like, are we ready to have the discussion of why melanated people aren't, don't do CrossFit or some shit like that? If she wanted engagement, she got it. Holy shit. If she wanted engagement, she got it. Holy shit.

That subject is like a fucking shit to flies, flies to shit. And it brings out the dumbest people. It really does bring out the dumbest people. I'll even throw myself in there as one of the dummies. It's like just fuck. It turns into idiot central in there as one of the dummies it's like just fuck it's it turns into idiot central in there and and and it just and all this the comments are fucking crazy if you want to get your blood pressure up it's just frustrating that we live with on the same planet with some of these people it's like dude there's countries for you why don't you go to one of those countries and do that?

The world is laughing at us with this latest Russian propaganda piece. And it's a lady asking two Russian travelers how long, oh yeah, and Akhenaten is like, do you really want to have the conversation? Are you ready are you guys are you ready are you ready to have the conversation i'm ready i don't know if you guys are ready it's like oh here let me help you off your horse my fucking lord here let me put a ladder you're on your that horse is so fucking high. Here we go. The world is laughing, but I ride a big horse too. So I respect.

The world is laughing at us with this latest Russian propaganda piece. This is some lady on an airplane asking a Russian family, oh, you're flying to America? You're flying to America? Yes. We're moving. America.

And then the guy says, yeah, we're moving there. And then the lady says, America is the freest country in the world. It's a land of opportunities. And then the wife asks the lady, are you here with your husband? And then she goes, yeah, here's my husband. And this like prototypical fucking dyke sits down, you know, just to show that like, she doesn't have a husband. She's married to just like this, this woman,

just like wearing a sweatshirt with a stuffy nose, wiping boogers everywhere. Like, yo, what's up, bitch? Now the guy's smelling a piece of meat and he's on the airplane and he's about to eat a piece of meat. And the stewardess comes up and says, sorry, you can't eat that piece of meat. There's vegetarians behind you. And it just goes on showing all the woke shit about how eating meat in front of vegetarians is offensive and basically basically unravels anything that shows anything about

freedom or tolerance just makes the united states look like the worst fucking place on the planet but the why it sucks is because it's so much of it is true. I'm not showing that whole piece. It's too slow. I used to follow her, Akinwale, on social media and gave her my opinion about Black Panther, and she got pissed at me, so I stopped following her. Give me your opinion about Black Panther. I'll probably at me so I stopped following her give me your opinion about Black Panther I'll probably get pissed at you too Ronnie Eaton what do you think that is in Ronnie Eaton's picture right there is that the top of a motor home he's working on and he's taking it off and that's like the little vent for it or is that his garage and that's a hole in the floor to the meth lab?

What the fuck is that? Arani Eden says, if the core of your identity is something you had no control over, example skin color, you live on the foundation of sand. Wow, that's some like biblical shit. I know, that's why I liked Sarah Sigmund's daughter kind of schooling me with the whole values talk. That was good. The Pentagon is officially gearing up to do battle against Americans criticizing the wokeness in the US military. Huh. I hope you're joking Ronnie Eaton

it's a deck I was building the holes access to a sewer top I'll make a better story later it's framing for a deck oh It's framing for a deck. Oh, hold in his cock. You look awfully like the clown at HQ, Justin Berg. That's comforting. Referring to the Pentagon issue. My goodness. Okay. comforting referring to the Pentagon issue.

My goodness. Okay. So the Russians are fucking slipping the dong in us. So I, sorry for the sniffle. I, I saw this and I, I know it's not appropriate, but I just can't help it. What I'm about to show you is – oh, this lady posted this about herself.

I'm about to show you a video of a woman walking. God, this is so brilliant. I'm going to show you a video of a woman walking and she titled it A Rare Video of the Eighth Wonder of the World. I want you to think about that for a second. This is a video that a woman posted of herself. And it says, A Rare Caught Video of the Eighth Wonder of the World.

Now, imagine I took a video of myself and I was walking down the street and I said, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the eighth wonder of the world. Uh, dude, I want to tell you yes, so bad, but I just fucking don't want to be around people.

I want to tell you yes so bad. Austin Hartman said, when I get out of the Navy in December, can I live with you for a couple months and be a beach bum until I figure out my life? God, I want to tell you yes so bad. The thought of having people visit me is so good, but I just, I am a,

I've become so good at not dimming my own light. I'm so my own person. When I get around other people, I just feel myself cower. Like try to dim my light so as not to bother them. And I need to get over that. I need to work on that. I guess it could be good training if you came and live with me. And I can learn to hate people so quickly who are in my presence.

learn to hate people so quickly who are in my presence this woman posted a video of herself on her instagram and she said a rare caught video of the eighth wonder of the world dude you guys better fucking brace yourself this is absolutely nuts this is nuts okay here we go you guys ready to see this thing move this thing walks you ready this thing walks who wants thing walks. You ready? This thing walks. Who wants to see this walk?

Tell me you want to see this walk. I, um, someone sent me this and I pulled this up at, while I was in jujitsu and there's a really attractive mom. Who's a family friend of ours sitting right next to me. And I sat close to her on purpose to make room for other parents. And it was kind of weird how close I sat next to her. And then no other parents came. So now I'm sitting inappropriately close to her.

I mean, I don't think she was freaked out cause I'm friends with her. Um, uh, you want to see this thing jump rope. I know me too. That's a fucking great. I want to see this thing jump rope too.

Yanni says, let me see. You want to see this thing walk? Is this a dude? Are you fucking kidding me trust your discernment i know okay here we go anyway i opened this up in my phone while she was sitting right next to me i was so embarrassed it was one of those things where i was so embarrassed i just leaned into it i'm like look at this chick yeah this is oh oh

ladies and gentlemen uh jedediah snelson uh uh uh crossfit games uh extraordinaire in the adaptive division uh leaned forward out of his wheelchair to the mic and said, I love watching people walk. God, you're fucking good. That's amazing. Okay, here we go. Here we go.

I mean, here we go. Watch this. This, what the fuck is that? How is that real? How in the, it,

you know, and I showed the lady sitting next, that's not a dude. Yeah, that's correct. Thank you. Holden. That is not a dude.

Hey. And you know, um, uh, holding his cock. Yeah. That is not a guy. Do you know what the lady said to me too? Oh, showed the picture to she's a crossfit coach and she said

she needs a little more muscle but i think on her left leg i see some quad definition it's on it's unreal what's wrong with her knees like they like every time she maybe she's doing that on purpose like locking them out too hard in the back yeah she's she's not she has crazy super that's what this is that skinny fat someone else i think someone said that in the comments no this is this i haven't seen anything like this in i never see anything like this in public this is you got to go like to like a college town in texas to see this this is just unreal this is i don't even know that was too much that was like eating too much candy oh let me show you guys that was too many i left that up too long i feel like

my teeth are rotting um uh we don't know its pronouns yet hey don't ruin a good bit please please was she made in a lab i alan kestenbaum it's just the angle sebon there's no muscle there i'm fine good then she can't run away from me uh so this is the the chocolate that uh hillary got me first let me show you some other things he got me he got me this uh hat this came in the mail asshat he didn't send me this wad zombie sent me this the ben smith legends card this is a nice card i bet you it was expensive printing this one because it's kind of got like the gold leaf writing on it um so so then uh hiller sent me this this dawn box of candy

it says some shit on there that i can't read with my sunglasses on so then a Hiller sent me this, this Dawn box of candy. It says some shit on there that I can't read with my sunglasses on. And then inside you open it up and it says, eat a dick. And I opened this in front of my kid. And that's the first thing Avi read. He just said, eat a dick.

And then you open it. I haven't opened this yet. I'll take it out just for you guys. Oh, my God. This is a heavy piece of chocolate, and then it's this. I probably shouldn't. This is going to end up getting clipped somewhere. There. No, I will not put this

in my mouth here. So when you blow a dude, the balls rest on your chin. We should ask someone about that. I never really thought about that. Can I rest my balls on your chin? That's code for will you blow me? Definitely not life size.

This is the best smelling penis I've ever smelled. Oh, that would be amazing if this was Hiller's penis. That would be amazing. Those are the kind of things, like, I'd love to see, to see like akhenwali when she makes this post that's serious like do you do you know do you know why are you are you ready to have the conversation of why black people aren't aren't aren't doing crossfit and then she just is like just just gnawing on a fucking chocolate dick. Then I would respect it. Then I'd be like, OK, I feel you. I get it.

I get it. Life's too short to like take everything so serious. I get it. I get it. I don't think I'll ever eat that, by the way. That's like it's like how I told you about that thing i have with stickers as a little kid i uh i i i would never peel stickers because when you peel it then you've used it hold on i'm checking my um my thread um oh wow My thread. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

Looks like WAD zombies opened up another can of worms. Wow. This is amazing. Let me see if this is real. Holy shit. This will be great if this is real. Here we go. Oh, no, it's not.

Oh. I guess it is. He made this post. He made this post uh he made this post it says uh danny spiegel uh takes her uh girls who eat campaign um global making her first stop in somalia holy shit holy shit that's even that's even harsh for me look at no no comments right yeah no one like, no one's comment. Oh, there are comments. Oh, wow, this is brutal. Oh, snap.

The bar has been raised. Yeah, that's intense. The amount of comments thinking this is real is concerning. Oh, man, really pushing the artistic relevance test. Does this warrant First Amendment protection? The question we all should be asking, will Spiegel sue for libel damages can this be her prima facie case sorry when i'm studying law right now wish me luck you broke the internet oh my fucking god i knew this parody but is this parody i'm surprised anyone even commented on this. Even I would stay away from this.

Yeah, it's all relative, right? It's all relative. Somalia is a wild place. Just north of Kenya. Wild place. I actually haven't been there. I've been close to the border. Up through Kenya.

Anyway, the eighth wonder of the world. I don't know. i can't say i know skinny fat and blah blah i can't say anything bad about her completely mesmerized by her she's um that's just a if i was an alien I would take her. I don't know what this is. You guys ready? Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. And she pays her own bills and she takes care of herself.

independent and she pays her own bills and she takes care of herself. She's an average adult. Like what you expected to be patted on the back and applaud and be given awards because you're doing average adult things. She's not some bad B. She's, she's an adult. She is independent and she pays her own bills and she takes care of herself. She's an average adult. Like what you expected to be patted on the back and applaud and be given awards because you're doing average adult things. She's not some bad B she's, she's an adult. Yeah. Well, I agree. I agree. Let's not get carried away. Let's not get carried away. Just be an adult. I like that. Yeah. Thank you. Whoever sent that. I really don't want to show my emails or my text today i would be

fucking great if i could not show my address or something like that today uh here we go uh one of my favorites mr jordan peterson uh you know really smart people who think that um uh doctors and pharma and all that are about medicine and about helping people we all know them right we all know smart people like that right you're so smart you're so smart oh my god you went to college oh my god you're so fucking smart my god you went to college oh my god you're so fucking smart dietary recommendation to prioritize carbohydrates produced a veritable epidemic of obesity and diabetes resulting in what has been deemed by reliable researchers as one of the worst public health disasters of all time dueling almost the entire western population to a lifetime of catastrophic chronic health problems. Remember what happened the last time the government agencies applied their tender?

They duped an entire fucking country, the United States of America, to eat poison. But for some reason, you can't even entertain the thought of the earth being flat or the polio vaccine not working or or um the fact that uh democrats their whole origin is uh that uh black people are dumb and white people are dumb and those dumb people of those need to be uh slaved up slaved up you know you you can't uh you can't make that stretch you can't make that intellectual leap you have too much pride for that well the food thing was just an accident oh it's not really that bad dude it's a fucking catastrophic fucking event that we're having right before our fucking eyes in slow motion you think there's anything to believe i'm just wondering why all people aren't welcome in crossfit gyms are we ready to have that discussion no motherfucker we're not ready to have that discussion shut the fuck up and go work out

someone needs to make one of those videos for all those people you know where the guy's like just says shut up and work out you know guy? The guy with the long hair? Your mercy to determining what the people they serve. That being said, I am curious. I am very curious to hear that discussion between her and her comrades. Her comrades. And I can't wait to hear. I hope they put more out there. I hope one of them puts it out on the line. I give you credit so that I can be like, that's your fault or or maybe i'm wrong maybe you're like oh yeah shit you really did walk into a crossfit gym and there was a drinking fountain that said for blacks and one for whites

oh my god that's a 98 of fucking crossfit gyms holy shit i'm so fucking sorry god damn i feel like an asshole i'm open or should consume we were offered the much vaunted food pyramid or are you just making more excuses are you just fucking part of the problem are you akhenwali part of the systemic racism are you the one making excuses for people to not get fit not eat right are you the one arguing your other your peers limitations here i am lebron and at the top i did it but you can't because because something's holding you back and let me give you a fucking list of shit that's holding you back and if it's not it should be you're not a real one of us if you're not fucking being held back by this shit. Dude, come on, man.

Be chill. Be chill. Just let it go, dude. You got to the top. Just tell us how you got to the top. That's it. The rest of us want to join you. Chris Rock said it.

There's four ways to get attention. Right? Show your ass. Danny Spiegel. Infamous. Paris Hilton. Super crazy talented. Danny Spiegel. Four, play the victim. Danny Spiegel. Don't play the victim, Makanwali. It's okay. It doesn't matter. So that I can find one incident of everything on the planet to prove my point. We haven't even begun to talk about this. We're going to bring the whole post up and fucking spend an hour and a half talking about it once I can get my buddy Sousa on. Jay Sizzle. Damn, Seve. uh jay sizzle damn savvy i thought you were abstaining from bad words well you thought wrong motherfucker jake chapman seven is today one of those days when you and hayley need to bump

uglies i'm getting that vibe fuck you my wife's pussy is beautiful days when you and Haley need to bump uglies. I'm getting that vibe. Fuck you. My wife's pussy is beautiful. I used to eat six to 11 servings of grains and carbohydrates a day with protein and fat at the pinnacle, something to be indulged in with comparative rarity, if indeed necessary at all. That all turned out to be wrong and not just a little wrong, but so wrong that it might as well have been not just wrong, but a veritable anti-truth. Something as wrong as it could possibly get. The food pyramid was brought into being, not least by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. That is, by marketers, not scientists or nutritionists, with no shortage whatsoever of lobby efforts by those whose products ended up being promoted. shortage whatsoever of lobby efforts by those whose products ended up being promoted the dietary recommendation to prioritize carbohydrates produced a veritable epidemic of obesity

and that's it that's it time to get up handle your business i um i snatched the 80 for four reps yesterday and i was gonna post it but i think i i really i really wanted to do 10 but i'm telling you from the first one to the fourth one, um, that, that, that it's not pretty meaning, not that my snatches are bad, but like, you can tell it's like, it's throwing me around. It's treating me. I look like a little bitch. I'm getting tossed around by it. The 70 was like heavy. Ooh, my back feels tight just talking about it excuse me uh this this is not true seven seems a little lost without his beavers who's uh that is such bullshit you are out of your fucking mind and that threat i want suza and um beaver to be around but i am as sharp as a fucking tack today well

savvy um if you have to say you're sharp as a tack that means you're not sharp as a tack oh okay okay fine you win these are i don't know these are probably i don't know 3800 glasses I don't know, these are probably, I don't know, $3,800 glasses. I don't know. They got the snake skin on the side. See that? They're a brown tint. They're kind of weird to wear outside.

No hog. There'll be no hog showing justin rush profile pictures please please if you're going to be in the comments fine you know why i like dick butter so much because it's just it's just a profile pic that he's just it's just it sticks like like i just know him thank you jeff that that is the nicest thing anyone will say to me all day unless someone dms me saying i'm funny as shit um god my back really did get tight thinking about snatching that 84 times 4200 then you think there are 4200 i don't know 4200 for these i don't know this is um some sort of snakeskin let me see what brand it is on here if it even says uh you guys can look it up if you want it's historic de no vor h-i-s-T-O-I-R-E-D-E-V-O-I-R.

If you don't believe me that these were fucking thousands and thousands of dollars. Closer to $5,000 than $0,000. Made in France. I got them at that sunglass store across the street from the montage. Did Russell Berger deserve to be fired by greg oh nelly oh nelly well you know it's funny someone's gonna look these up and be like dude those are 18 you're either lying or you got robbed and those aren't real fucking snake skin i think maybe it's alligator skin i can't remember what it was python alligator i don't remember

fucking snake skin. I think maybe it's alligator skin. I can't remember what it was. Python alligator. I don't remember. Dude, dude. I can't go into that. You got to ask Russell. I can't go into that. I really do like Russell Berger and Greg really likes Russell Berger too. I love Russell Berger. Um, yeah, I, um, I don't, I don't, I don't have a lot of money how does someone have so much money i don't i just i'm just cheap just really cheap look at it look i even have the same same piece of dental floss here that i use over and over and over because dental floss is so expensive but just keeping one piece here that's it wow Trish is Russell Berger oh oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness there is a um for those you don't know who Russell Berger is, I will tell you this.

I met a lot of special people in my life. This, there were so many special people. This is a very special man. This is, he was Chris Spieler before Chris Spieler was Chris Spieler. Russell Berger is a very special man. But you'll never hear him whine about or talk about how little he is. Never. Not once.

I never have. I think Russell might be shorter than me. He could also be taller than me. He's so smart it is he is so but he's the but there's no weirdo in him like that's like he's so his smartness like helping that guy helping you see in the comments he's really smart too but he got a lot of weirdo in him like it's like it's just it's just it's a lot of brain to carry around and you can tell like it it it it interferes with like it's like carrying something heavy down the street halban's brain so heavy like it jiggles him but he's old enough now to

where he he he capitalizes on it it's still funny now he's managed it part of his shtick but burger's brain is fucking huge and you have no there's no signs of affecting his um his um no halban's not a wacko don't judge him for those sleeves burger's brain's so big and there's no sign of it um no manifestation of it like burger's brain's so big and there's no sign of it um no manifestation of it like yeah yeah yeah it's like that how robert's probably like that it's the same as the hot to crazy matrix for women yeah yeah and sometimes you get these really smart fucking guys and you see them on the internet but then they they they're over the top with their looks too and they're just they just can't get settled in who they are they can't tell there's girls like that too like there's

these girls who are really smart and really hot but they're feminists but they still want to use their pussy to fucking manipulate men and it's just a mess you're just a fucking nightmare we all know who you are too it's just a mess it's just like dude which one like you're showing four inches of fucking cleavage and your pants are so fucking tight i can see the dimples on your ass but you also want to fucking talk to me about your fucking neuroscience fucking experiment at mit. It's like easy motherfucker. Like. Tell me how you stood up to a manager workplace. How dare he?

There was this shtick guys back in the 90s and movies and 80s. Where like dudes would be like looking at girls boobs instead of them. And the girls would be like up here. They don't do that shtick anymore you guys wonder why we don't cover uh brian and i don't cover uh uh women's uh frisbee golf you want to know you want to know why we brian and i don't cover it i didn't know why and then one of you guys sent me this today this is exactly why we don't cover women's frisbee golf here it is you guys ready for this this is fucking crazy i can't even believe this is real watch this i don't know why it says watch

until the end for a surprise there's no surprise at the end watch this this is this is professional women's golf there's a woman behind that hole right there do you guys see her she's wearing black she just picked up the disc now watch this velena did miss the par opportunity she had a moment ago watch this she how close do you think she is to that basket and it's kind of hard to tell with that shot but 10 feet is for bogey that that's for bogey that means she's already shit the bed watch this are you fucking kidding me did you see that someone wrote hitting the course after five natty lights five natty lights that's fucking 10 natty lights but Five natty lights? That's fucking ten natty lights. She's left with.

Here's her next shot. Kind of far. Brian will be like, this is Cheryl Williamson outside the first circle going for a 25 footer. Almost exactly where she was two putts ago. Frisbee shows with Sevan. I don't know how I manipulated

Sevan to do it, but I did. So here we are. This is the greatest female Frisbee player of all time going for a putt of 25 feet. And it's so sad to see her going through these putting struggles again this year. She's having some small putting struggles. For the final round of this tournament last year. Putting struggles. You're not a fucking professional fucking golfer.

This has got to be made up, right? Watch this. Look at this shit. Ladies and gentlemen, this is why Brian and I are not fucking covering women's frisbee golf. There was no coming back. Holy shit.

Someone's going to come back and say this is a joke, right? Someone's going to be like, dude, it's 14. Evelina did miss the par opportunity she had a moment ago. This is absurd. Oh, my God. Yeah yeah thank you heidi good this could be satire good okay well let's just i mean hey uh brian said i sent this to brian he said ask me about this on the next uh golf show damn fucking right i will this is fucking idiot world how do you should you can't be called a pro if that's real okay here i was talking to you guys about this earlier right this is about just like you're surprised that when you buy something at mcdonald's

that you you you think that you're just eating a burger you don't think that all that stuff in the packaging is getting in your food that means you're either not paying attention you're crazy gullible you have no discernment or observation skills. Oh, here I'd like this. This, uh, Oh wow.

Who is this? Courtney Olson, the eighth wonder of the world walked by and distracted her. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Be right back. Got to go get a donut.

Okay. Dude, if you're eating stuff out of packaging, it's in your food. It's in your food. Your packaging is in your food. Just know that. From George Washington University. Shut the fuck up. Washington University are calling for stronger regulations after

finding phthalates and replacement plasticizers. First of all, she needs to tell us what those are. Phthalates and plasticizers. This is, again, this is just woke talk. She has to tell us what those are. More than 80 percent of the popular fast foods they tested. Look at they used a boomerang in the news piece.

That was kind of cool. National chains like McDonald's, Domino's, and Chipotle all have something in common. Chipotle? Chipotle. According to new research, potentially dangerous chemicals found in. Potentially dangerous chemicals? Danny Spiegel's worried about i again let me rephrase that she's not worried people are worried about a picture that we used of danny spiegel when these people are telling a whole fucking chain of restaurants that they have potentially dangerous food we know it's dangerous

the food to be honest the regulations for phthalates don't we don't know what phthalates are makes sense dr laria edwards is the lead researcher of the study that analyzed fast food finding phthalates and other plasticizers leaching into the food we eat the chemicals so when you hear those words we don't know what they mean so we just make up a meaning for them in our head it's all this is all just propaganda even though there's some truth there's some truth to it somewhere like your common sense should know that you shouldn't be eating anything from those places but but but no one knows what those things are so you're just making shit up and even the people who do know what they are they have to make up

something too are used to make plastic soft for food packaging, processing equipment, and handling gloves. They are banned. Oh, yeah, all that stuff. I didn't even think about the handling gloves. God, I tell you a story about my dad when he first came to the country in a second. Caller, hi. Hey, what's up? It's Bullboy.

Hey, are you driving? No. Oh, I thought I heard a turn signal on. I was kind of excited. I always like to think people are listening to this in their car, like they turned off their SiriusXM and they just got there listening to me. No, no, I'm just enjoying a nice cup of paper street coffee and watching the show.

Oh, awesome. Well, thank you. But I wanted to call in because, uh, I literally popped in at the point where you were talking about, or like I'm watching this video about phthalates and food and stuff. Yeah. And,

uh, phthalates. So just like the most simplistic definition of, of all that crap is basically, it's pretty much like a leached chemical that leaches into food from plastic. And to make a long story short, it's pretty much the direct contributor,

contributor to, uh, our society's ability, uh, inability to reproduce at a, uh, more efficient rate over time. So it's actually scientific,

but you can actually measure how fertile and how girthy a man is if you measure the length of their tank. And the shorter the tank, that is actually a direct correlation to the amount of phthalates that that person is consuming. Okay, let me see if I understand this. The hypothesis here, you're saying that there's a correlation between the distance.

Hold on. I need to feel it between my, where my balls stop to my anus. Correct. And how big my cock is. And then the number of sperm i have correct those three isn't isn't the size of your cock kind of predetermined like as soon as the sperm hits the egg as soon as the what is that the zygote is formed like isn't all that shit pretty much set in stone i get so you're would your mom have to have a lot of phylates in her? If your mom has

too many phylates in her, you get a small dick. I think, I think that's what has to do with it. It was, I was, it was a, uh, there was this doctor, I forget her name, but she was on the Joe Rogan podcast. And she was literally talking about how the human race is by definition becoming an endangered species because we're like obliterating our habitat. We are basically, and we're pretty much losing our ability to reproduce as efficiently as before. And a lot of it has to do with because of our plastic consumption,

more specifically this chemical known as phthalate. And what's it do? What's it do? Do you know what it does? I have no idea. I don't want to sound like an idiot and try to act like i know but can you pretend like you know let's just like do you know what what like the mechanism that kind of derails the fucking cocking ball hey does it fuck with women too their eggs or just our sperm uh i actually believe it yeah it has effect on both that has an effect on both but she was

talking about how like over the years the average uh age of like married couples who are going in for like fertility help is like dropping each year you know younger younger couples oh going in for so the total number is going up but the age of the client is going down. Correct. Correct. And she, she talked about how, um, some like fucked up studies were done, uh, were like babies in the NICU, how they're all like tied up to plastic tubes and such, you know, to help them feed, help them, whatever it else. Yeah. Uh, they can actually measure the level of plastics and phthalates in their urine from those plastic tubes. Oh, yeah. I believe all that. The thing is, everything is decomposing.

Yeah. And it's so bad to the point where even they can measure the level of plastic leached into your vegetables and fruit, just as just by you going to the store, grabbing that plastic bag, throwing the fruits and vegetables in the bag itself, they can actually measure that. It's some phthalates and plastics are leaching into your food right there. This guy, Jake Chapman's adding to what you're saying. Pool boy says,

uh, she said something. Is your name pool boy? Like, yeah, your wife would love for me to be the pool boy. Cause'm like some hot latino guy is that is that i don't know i mean i'm working on the only fans right now so uh she said something like when in the womb we are born with what's going to be a vag and then they test the levels in the womb he'll develop a taint if the

mother has higher levels of the shit the taint is smaller oh well fuck my mom must have had no phthalates my mom my mom must have had negative phthalates yeah i don't know if mr jake is correct but he sounds correct that sounds legit uh divesh maharaj says uh a lot elon talked about this too the population is still increasing but the rate at which it's increasing is actually decreasing. Eventually it continues. The population will begin to decrease. Wow. Hey, have you ever felt a prejudice going into a CrossFit gym

because of your ethnic makeup? What are you? You're like, you're something Latin, right? Who, myself? Yeah. No. I mean, I'm from the Bay Area. What are you? what's your ethnicity so i'm pretty much hispanic latino so you don't know what you are you're something you're like

some native american mix with something from europe yeah i'm primarily i i think i want i want to say most of my family is derived from mexico city but my last name is Spanish, but primarily Mexican. And you tan good. You're equatorial. I can, I can what good? You tan good. You're equatorial. You have good skin. Oh yes. Yes. I've tanned very well. Yeah. Yeah. I look like Wesley Snipes in the summer a lot of the time.

Damn. That's awesome. Yeah. Pretty cool. All right. Well, how about your mom? Was she eating a lot of phylates or did you get how's the distance between your your taint and your anus or your your balls and your anus how's your taint region i've been i've been i've been told you know that it's pretty uh pretty good it's good all right i like how you won't talk about yourself you're a fucking humble man that's good I'm telling you straight up my mom had no phylates zero zero humility here yeah I remember the 80 pound dumbbell

video you posted it was very distracting yeah yeah thank you alright well thank you for your contribution you're always welcome of course Debbie talk to you later bye the pool boy All right. Well, thank you for your contribution. You're always welcome. All right. Of course. I'll be talking to you later. Bye.

The pool boy. You get to the bottom of that nickname, the pool boy. I wish I was tan. Oh yeah. I saw you in the, uh, in the, uh, birthday video. You are fucking Casper. Fuck you are white. I noticed that about you. I ain't lying. I did. But I also,

soon as I saw you, I thought, fuck, we would tear shit up. If me and you and those lesbian girls that call in sometime, we're at a fucking bar. We would, it would be fucking crazy.

I'd probably throw up what were their names emin maggie or sammy fucking open with like two shots of jägermeister i just look at you rose what's your name rosie view and you make me think of college for some reason. Okay. We did the Frisbee golf. I don't want to erase that one because I need to show Brian that. So I'm going to leave that on there. You guys might, I might forget that I showed this to you. Okay. Someone sent me this. Someone sent me this, morning, and this is really nuanced what I'm about to show you. I was tempted to not show you guys this, but this is spiritual shit. This is nuanced.

This is – there's a level of social awareness here that's – it's otherworldly especially for his age this is like uh like we might be looking at the next dalai lama i just love this kind of humor this is what i feel like distinguished me from the other idiots out there as a kid this is how i knew like and and this is, I don't know how to impart this kind of, I don't know what the word is. Maybe my mom, I'll call my mom after. Hopefully she's watching this and she'll have a word for me. She knows a lot of words,

but it's nuanced here. Let me play this. Let me play this for you. And then we'll, and then we'll talk about what's going on here. So this is a, this is a boy ironing and his dad's like looking at his phone, right to him so he's ironing and he touches the iron and he burns his finger and then his dad's like hey pick the iron up because the boy sets the iron down on the clothes like it's going to burn the clothes and then and then as you watch that you know those of us who

burnt your finger on your iron you know like that that hurt him and that's going to hurt for like a week he's going to remember that like when you drank coffee that was too hot and it burns it to be your tongue like that boy just burnt burnt his fucking finger on that iron doing that but as a kid you can't help but do that touch it right and you can't even believe how fast it burned you right and then and then here we go here we go so he starts ironing again and look at him working the hand because his finger got burnt. You see that? He's working the angles. He's like rubbing it.

Oh, damn, that's hot. That's hot. Okay? And he's still ironing, and his dad's not paying attention. Then he takes the iron, and he sets it on his dad's cock. You guys see that? He takes the iron, and he sets it on his dad's cockings the cockings the cockings hola the cockings hola yeah ouch ouch ouch

ouch ouch and then now look now look look the the dad look at the dad now the joke is right the joke is is that he put the hot iron on his dad's cock that's the joke the cock and zola yeah andrew that's that's that's a andrew hiller and Hunter's child. They're the first males to ever have a kid. Now we know it's possible. Puts it on his cock and the dad, it's kind of a fucked up joke. Kind of fucked up. I don't really like it too much.

I don't like it. Especially he's got shorts on. I don't like it especially he's got shorts on i don't like it but whatever it's his kid you know his kid's just like whatever now look here we go i don't know what his kid says to him but look at the dad look at the dad the iron's not hot that's the joke the iron's not hot. That's the joke. That's the nuance there. There's the dickhead kid who actually puts that on you as a joke, right?

There's the dickhead kid who actually pees in your Corona bottle and you drink it at the party. And then there's the kid who doesn't do that, but tells you it's pee, and then later on you find out it's not pee. And it's a – at this point, it's a learning lesson for the dad. It's like when someone – it's like when you think something bad is going to happen. think something bad is going to happen? It's like this on April fools. This is going to be a little bit of a stretch, but on April fools, one time my wife told me that she was pregnant and I was actually just getting on the phone with Lauren Glassman or Greg Glassman. I can't remember. And this is, and I didn't have kids at the time. And I was about to like, it was a really stressful conversation I was going to have with them. I was going to ask them for money to do some project or something like 2,500 bucks, less than these fucking glasses. And, and I hadn't talked to

Lauren and Greg much. And I was nervous. They're big shots and they're so amazing. Looked up to him and maybe Greg gets on the phone and right before the phone call and I'm pacing, I'm outside walking. Like I probably walked to a coffee shop and back trying to get my nerves to calm down. And, um, and my wife says, Hey, Hey, uh, I'm pregnant. And I, and I turned around like, you think now's the time to tell me you're pregnant, and I'm watching myself say that, and then so like 10 minutes before I get on the call with Greg, I play my whole life in front of myself, like what am I going to do with my life, how am I going to fix this, she's pregnant, what like, do I have to buy a house,

like what am I going to do for money, just all this shit starts playing in my mind, right, It's like, what am I going to do for money? Just all this shit starts playing in my mind, right? I get off the call, and my wife tells me, and that's been like 30 or 40 minutes, and she goes, April Fools. And I really appreciated that joke because with no harm or no foul, it let me get to live in an alternate reality for a minute. And so this dad, this is a little different, but this dad got to see how he would react if someone put a hot iron on him, his son. But it's not a hot iron. So, God, I don't know how to explain this this it's like a free journey for someone it's like a free acid trip but with none of the damage to

your brain yeah it saved you thousands you mean that my wife wasn't pregnant i just i just like this because there is a joke there where you actually do put a hot iron on someone, right, and freak them out. But I like this one so much more. And those are the kinds of things, those nuances of what's an appropriate joke and what's not an appropriate joke to do to people to give them an opportunity to learn from something that I don't know if you can teach someone. But anyway, I love that. I just love that prank. Love the prank where someone has an opportunity to think something's gone wrong and then not. So they get a free, a free look at themselves.

You want to go back to, go back to, You want to go back to – I'm going to go back to – okay, let's do this. 513. Izy dozy here 12 it's like fishing i know these people that will come out with posts it's like i can fish for them here we go action but they don't even do gender affirming surgery on minors you idiots at 16 the very first medical intervention I ever had was a double mastectomy. Huh. A few months later, I was then put on cross-sex hormones. I am now 21.

I live with constant joint pain to the point that it's so bad that I have not been able to get out of class, out of bed to show me one healthy person who died from COVID and one fucking Republican. I don't care if you don't like the two party system. Fine. I don't like it either. I don't even know. I don't even have an opinion on it. But show me one Republican who supports mutilating children's genitals because they can't accept who they are. Just show me one. I just want to see one.

children's generals because they can't accept who they are just show me one i just want to see one and and once you know that this is a democrat issue how could you vote for them what what what could the republicans do that would how how is there anything that anyone else could do that would make it that you don't need see the need to get these people out of power and control just one just give me one thing oh the republicans steal money from the banks or whatever i like i don't know what they do but just just and i'll be like okay nope sorry they i still vote in republican there's unhealthy kids with mental disorders who are going to the fucking hospital self-diagnosing as trannies and then the fucking doctors

instead of getting them help are fucking believing this kid's self-diagnosing as trannies and then the fucking doctors instead of getting them help are fucking believing this kid's self-diagnosis and fucking acting on it and chopping off their genitals what else can you self-diagnose for could i be like i think one of my valves is fucked up well let us go in and see nah don't don't go in and see just order me up a valve and just go in and change it well sir we need to see if the valve in your heart's fucked up first no i know it is don't worry okay just order me up a couple valve while you're in there replace some other valves too yeah i know that's the part that's the part i'm like they'd rather you'd rather sacrifice or that's how much pride you have you'd rather sacrifice our children than vote for trump

you'd rather do the mental gymnastics and like argue about some legitimacy of transgender i'm okay with that too i'm open to transgender like i'm open to a small group of people or some people or a large group of people like hey this isn't me i'm open to transgender like I'm open to a small group of people or some people or a large group of people like, hey, this isn't me. I'm open to it. I ain't hating, but not to kids who are self-diagnosing, not to chopping off body parts. We cannot allow chopping off of body parts. fucking batshit crazy. I don't, this is like Frankenstein shit. You're chopping off body parts, body parts.

Does someone not listening? Hello, Mr. William. Nice to, nice to speak to you. So you, you know what I do,

you know, where I work and everything. And let me explain to you why. Oh yeah. And I know where you live, too. And I'd like to see more flowers in your front yard. You've been neglecting your yard because you spend too much time with your family and your job. I'd like to see a little more yard time. But another story.

Go ahead. You travel more than I thought. This is the Republican Party. The Republican Party is the party of Wall Street bailouts, endless tax cuts for the rich and for corporations, for unchecked illegal immigration, and endless war. Wait, wait, the Republicans are? Yeah. Well, now the Democrats are too. Wait, are you suggesting that tax cuts for the rich are bad?

Yes. Oh, that's weird. How could you possibly think that? What proof do you have of that? Because the wealthy in society should pay their fair share. So let me get this straight. You think Nancy Pelosi spends your money better than Elon Musk. Is that what you're saying? Because I would I would love to take you down that that slippery

slope. I mean, I don't think it's about Nancy Pelosi. I think it's about it is it is about money because this is and again, let's let's just perhaps put aside the debate on the wisdom of corporate tax cuts where because yeah all the other things i'm fine with but do not take money from rich people that is a huge mistake well think about this thinking about this yes um ten dollars wait sorry sorry just sorry sorry uh jethro Cardona says, who the fuck is this guy? This is a friend of mine and a man I respect very much, just so you guys know. We have a, anyway, go on, Mr. Will, go ahead. goes to the federal government. But if Elon Musk invests and buys Tesla stock and then sells it at a profit, so that profit,

let's say he gets $10 of profit, less than $2 of that profit is passed. So Elon Musk is able to keep more of his money as a percentage of that earning than a middle-class worker who works for a wage and for an income. Bear with me here, but that oil worker can buy those same stocks and pay those same $2 taxes, and Elon Musk still has the opportunity to work on an oil rig. No, he can't, because the price of the price of elon musk

you know elon musk and that guy can conceivably shop at the same grocery store right but that but a bigger chunk of that guy's paycheck is going to groceries than elon musk so he's got to pay for his pay for his kids school for groceries right mortgage and he doesn't he doesn't have anything left over to buy Tesla stock. Elon Musk has- Well, then maybe they should stop taxing gas because that's where it really affects the poor, or they should stop taxing cigarettes, or they should stop taxing soda

where it really disproportionately affects the poor. But the stock thing, I'm not feeling you. And on top of that, that guy, I would argue, Mr. Will, that that guy wouldn't even have that job on the oil rig if it wasn't for rich people like elon musk investing their money to build those oil rigs yeah i i agree but i'm a full believer in trickle down i've seen nothing good i've seen very little

good i've seen more good when rich people spend their money than the government oh man i i'm totally i'm usually totally on board with you. Railroads. The ships that brought the immigrants from Europe all fucked up by the government when it was privatized. It did great. Healthcare. Completely destroyed in the UK, Canada, and Australia.

Please tell me you agree with that. Please. Guess which country of the US, the UK, Canada, and Australia, guess which country has both the highest maternal mortality rate and the highest infant mortality rate. Just guess. Sure. U S U S of a yes, sir. Yeah. Private healthcare paying for that.

Paying for that. But I don't, but I don't think that private healthcare is the, well, that's not true. I was going to say, I don't think they're to blame. They're partially to blame. Well, I mean, yeah, I thought socialized medicine is going to kill us all, but the result, guess which of those countries is the most obese? The U.S. I think it's a bit of a stretch to blame

medicine for that. Wait a second. Wait a second. You think that people are fat because of medicine? I think people are fat because we have a for-profit medical system that depends on people being sick for their whole life in order to bring cash in the door. And that for-profit medical system works hand in glove with a government and a food and beverage industry that poisons us and our children so that we can be

customers for life all the same. I think that's only a small portion of the problem, but I would also argue that they have that exact same problem in all of the other countries. It just takes you six months to get your insulin instead of two weeks in the U.S. Not for insulin. We can maybe talk about things like an ACL tear or shoulder reconstruction surgery, but insulin in the U.S. is six times as expensive as it is in Canada. It's about a hundred times more expensive than it is in Mexico. And maybe that's better. Maybe that's better. Maybe, but it's not the only thing. I mean, the only country that had an antibiotic shortage this winter was the United States of America. I'll let I'm sure people are getting frustrated.

The point I wanted to make is that conservatives don't pursue policies for people. They right. Even if you even if corporate tax cuts. Oh, buddy, then you're going to love Biden's new law. You must love Biden's new law where you don't have a fiduciary duty to to make money. You can now take some of your investors money and put it into BLM and in changing the social environment. You can basically buy votes. You probably want to know something interesting. which administration canceled the regulation that would force corporations to be solely responsive, solely responsive to a fiduciary obligation of their shareholders. Who?

That was the Trump administration's Labor Department. Well, that's horrible. Then why is why? Why am I hearing about it just now as if it was Biden? I mean, because I guess they're a little bit more, you know, on the nose about it. But this is my point. Conservatives don't govern for the American people. They govern for the corporate ruling class and for the military industrial complex.

And they'll tease us along with social issues, making us believe that they'll actually do something about it, making us believe that they'll actually do something about it, when in reality it's just a scam to get us to vote for the people who will endorse corporate welfare and endless war. That's why people don't vote for Republicans. Again, you know where I work. You know who I am. Yeah, yeah. And I'm telling you that's how it works.

Fair. Well, thank you for your insight. Yeah, great to talk to you. Have a good weekend. Bye. Smart man call show fuck Seve up uh 16 wait this guy derailed me derailed

I think that guy is a pretty hardcore conservative by the way that's why he kept saying you know where I work he sounds rich as fuck here we go pretty hardcore conservative, by the way. That's why he kept saying, you know where I work. He sounds rich as fuck. Here we go. Oh, great. I'm all lubed up and grabbed my ankles, and now you call.

What do you need? That's right, baby. That's just the way I like it. I'm supposed to be off doing work, but I couldn't let that call slide. Okay. That dude had some things right. What he had right is the way that the Republican Party operates when they get in power because they are in bed with corporate interests. But, dude, I don't have an issue in corporate interests. I believe it creates a shitload of jobs and wealth.

And I think that there's a shitload of opportunity in this world and people should stop blaming corporations and get off their ass and fucking do shit. You're right to an extent. I don't have a problem with corporate interests either, but I have a problem with lobbyists from corporations, buying laws like, dude, you have a problem with what they were trying to pass the laws about regulating personal trainers because the, whatever four letter acronym it was, NSCA, right? I wanted to. Yeah. So it's exactly like that. But it's in every single industry. And there you go. Holden is Cox as Pfizer is also corporate interest. You're right. You're absolutely right.

It's not a Republican thing, though. It's two sides of the same coin. I mean, it's like, you know, everybody has their favorite pet projects. Everybody can whine about corporate interests while they hold their iPhone and drink their Starbucks, right? Oh, yeah. And the pharma guys are all libs, too. The pharma guys are all libs. They're all Democrats. Let's not get it twisted. But what what the guy's missing on the last call, I think, is the government, your job as an administrator of the federal government is not to make laws in the interest of people. That's not what the government is there for. The only thing that the government exists to do is to stop people from hurting each other.

And other than that, it's up to you to make decisions in your own interest. Like, the government can't do anything. It can only take from one and give to another. Like the government is just a mechanism for taking resources from one area and putting it in another. So if you think that they should make laws to help certain groups of people that necessitates taking from another group of people,

because they don't create anything, there's no product created. There's no value added by the government. It's just taking from one and giving to another. That's where we got real screwed up in this country because even the Republicans are trying to pick their groups that they want to help and give to, like farmers is a good example. Republicans are really big with farmers because they do lead them along with social issues, but they also pass these massive farm bills Every year with billions of dollars In subsidies To these guys who think that they're

Conservative small government people in Iowa And that's just not what conservative small government Is about The same thing as welfare but it's just welfare For old fat white dudes So it's on both sides of the coin I guess is what I'm saying here. Yeah.

And my point is, I'll take the Republicans if they won't talk in the short term or the long term if they won't push chopping off the genitalia off of kids. That's my point. Thank you.

Yeah. Bye. Peace and love. Bye. Peace and love. You don't see a lot of $3 donations. It's not a popular number. It's not a popular number it's not a popular number you don't see it i'm trying i don't ever remember seeing you see some 299s you don't see a lot of three on the button you just don't

yeah i was digging into um farming is the most socialist bullshit out there from trish i was digging into um sugar subsidies. Wow. Crazy. Crazy, crazy. Sugar subsidized so much in the United States that you could give every person who's involved in the sugar industry a $250,000 paycheck. Like even like the field worker dudes. Uh-oh. Let's go here. Andrew Hunter.

Holding a deep squat. Not overly deep. Maintaining lumbar curve, you can tell from the front. In a room that has fabulous lighting and a lot of kind of, it looks too ornate to be a garage. But he says, I appreciate you, Savon. You've been my favorite interviewer and filmmaker that's ever walked planet earth

I'm glad you're still active in the community God I wish Andrew had a little bit more on there like and I'm excited to see

what you do as you get out of the community. RB, I wonder who took that picture of you. Is it the person you're riding with? You're on a motorcycle looking back at the camera. Bipartisan over TikTok yesterday. It's a start. what do you mean oh are they going to outlaw tiktok i would love to see that by the way there's two things that i would be very curious to see like catastrophic events because they're not that catastrophic i'd like to see what happened if like just instagram went away like just everyone got

put back at zero like it got bombed or something or no one dies though but you know what i mean like just like somehow the building like falls into a sinkhole when no one's there at night i don't want anyone to get hurt and it's just gone all the hard drives all just everything just the 10 places on planet earth they store them for some reason there's lightning strikes them how's that how how come i'm not getting my Instagram account back? I didn't post anything wrong. And now everyone knows and I can't get my Instagram account back. I guess I haven't tried.

No Moss TikTok. Really? It's gone. We got rid of TikTok in the United States. Is that true? It's gone. Someone, someone, someone get me up to speed. Now is when I miss Caleb and Caleb and Sousa.

Because they'd be pulling that shit up right away call her hi what's up Savon how you doing bud I'm just trying to figure out what's going on with TikTok vindicate says has Savon seen TikTok freak show Jeffrey Marsh fucking disgusting human no I don't think I have I'll pass

yeah I don't know I don't do TikTok at all yeah me neither I don't think I have. I'll pass. Yeah, I don't know. I don't do TikTok at all. Yeah, me neither. I don't do Facebook either, by the way. Anyone who DMs me Facebook shit, I do not go on Facebook. Ever. Ever, ever, ever, ever. It's not on my phone. Anytime I click it, I get pissed. Do not send me Facebook or TikTok. I don't care

if you send me TikTok stuff. It opens in a browser, but don't send me Facebook stuff. Okay, caller. Go ahead. Yeah, I'm just running around. I just want to call. I like to show I've listened to all your podcasts on Apple. Uh, just wanted to lay.

Now I'm just running around Kansas city, making people fat. Oh, thank you. What are you selling? You run, you have an ice cream truck. No,

I sell bending. I saw, I saw high fructose corn syrup and different flavors. No shit. No shit. Yeah. Where do you get high fructose corn? You sell high. Uh, wow. I got a lot of questions what's the just what does that look like what's high fructose corn syrup look

like is it liquid or is it i mean no it's just in in all different pops like you know blue mountain dew coda red mountain dew you know all coke pepsi and is it is it like a canister you plug into like a machine, like at a pizza hut? No, I sell like a bottle, bottle pop, like 20 ounce bottle. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh. Okay. Okay. You're a distributor for like one of the big beverage companies. Yeah. Yeah. And you drive the truck with the crazy loud doors on the side. Yeah. Doing my part all day.

Were you backing up just now yeah yeah yeah i'm at work right now and you were backing the truck up because i heard i heard beeping you put the car in reverse yeah yeah i put it in reverse yeah see i trust my observation and discernment skills say that again i said i was backing up to adopt awesome i'm gonna go gonna go fill up the vending machine you demand hey keep doing your part keep doing your part brother hey you know i i i got pistachios and all my machines they just don't buy them let me let me let me ask you do you own the vending machines i don't own them i just work for the company is there good money in vending machines if you own some?

There's pretty good money. I mean, you got to do a lot of volume. Yeah. You know, it's like everything else. It's a big corporate hassle. Everybody wants their piece to buy. You have a master key that opens all vending machines? Not all vending machines. Just my vending machines. Most vending machines have their own key. Like you got your locked key. Yeah. Different vending machines. This is my vending machine. Most vending machines have their own key. Like you got your locked key. Yeah. Different vending machine. How many vending machines will you visit in a day? What's your record?

I do 15 to 25 stops a day. So I do about 250, 300 machines a day. Because each stop has 10 machines. Yeah. Yeah. You ever go to high schools? I know we, I don't do any high schools anymore uh most of our

stuff is manufacturing oh like you'll go like to a place where like they make cars and like all the employees on their break eat out of your machine yep cars and places that make food and all kinds of places like that yo and you ever open machine and see dead dead animals in there or rodent in there not as much as we used to i mean stuff's gotten a little cleaner like i've been in this business for like 25 years but back in the day they used to throw vending machines in the back back of warehouses you find all kinds of stuff in them but now they're in nice break rooms everyone redoes stuff. It's fancy now. They had those machines in high school, I remember,

and there was always some fucking kid who could go up and pull out cokes out of the vending machine. It was kind of crazy. He could put his arm in there and pull out a coke. That's insane. You might get your hand stuck in that. Yeah. I don't see it. I haven't seen anyone do that in years,

but I used to see that shit all the time in high school we got people that break glass all the time and they'll take stuff out of them god those things must be those must be hard to break yeah yeah yes and no not really they're just two thin pieces of glass like a like a window in a house you um you ever uh need to open a vending machine and there's like a, someone sleeping in front of it, a homeless guy passed out on fentanyl. No, no,

no, we don't, we don't, we don't have that too much in Kansas city. I live in Kansas city, Missouri. So we're still pretty good on not having as many homeless people around. Plenty of fentanyl though,

but it's not a lot of homeless. You ever get laid on your route no definitely not i'm happily married anyway yeah i always like those stories i always like those stories where someone has a job and they go somewhere and just inadvertently get fucked it's like wow i don't think that happens as much as people want to make it out to be. Hey, I'm going to tell you this, and I mean this from the bottom of my fucking heart. If you're like a mailman in year three, and you're delivering mail to someone's house, and you fuck someone, you know what I mean? Like some lady invites you in, and you bone her.

Yeah. And that doesn't happen for another 20 years. But it changes the whole reason why you go to work. You start going to work just hoping for it to happen one more time. It's like going to a bar. You go to a bar and you meet a girl once when you're 18 and you get laid. You'll go to a bar every weekend for the next 15 years just hoping for it to happen one more time. And it doesn't.

And it doesn't. And it doesn't. It doesn't it doesn't over and over yeah but you just keep going back pardon me i thought you were gonna quit cussing that was yesterday dude that was yesterday oh just yesterday got you got you you could make it more in one day i could don't argue my limitations for me i could i could make it all make it all. I could last all night if I need to. Oh, Siobhan, Siobhan. Hey, keep up the good work, man. Thank you.

I love hearing from you and thanks for sharing your stories on your route. Yeah, no problem. Okay, bye. Bye. This video is called Shitty Parents. This video is called shitty parents. These are absolutely shit bag parents. I see them everywhere.

Oh, no, maybe not. Caller, you're on my side. Are you on my side? If you're on my side, you can speak. If not, if you're going to defend Will, I don't know. Hello? Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Savant. Holy shit. if you're going to defend will i don't know hello oh hello hello hello holy shit i i seriously i like your chinese accent but i saw i saw a video today you order you order chinese yeah

there's a harry harry matosian order kung Pao Chicken Yeah Yeah Extra white rice Uh spicy Extra white rice Spicy Extra spicy for two praying brothers Uh Tree Yes

Tree You order Oh three Three praying brothers Are you outside the gate One going spicy Are you outside the gate Uh I

I get lost I get lost Oh I get lost I don't know good direction Oh thank you Hey you know you're using your husband's phone, and I can see his name. You're fucking crank calling people with racist shit on your husband's phone.

I can turn him into the fucking FBI. Oh, my gosh. Hilarious. Hey, I seriously saw a video. I didn't choose it. I wish I would have chose it, but it's a lady. She hadn't. She's a Russian lady, like hardcore. And she got in and she had a she had a strong Russian accent. And she got no, no English lady. It's an English lady from England. And she gets into an accident. And there's 150 cases like this in the world. And it gave her a Chinese accident accent. Chinese accident accent. I swear to fucking God, it wasn't a joke.

Something happened to her. Like she fell out of like the second floor of a building or something. And when she came back to a few days later, she had a Chinese accent. She talked, Oh, I talk like this. Yeah. It was crazy. I was like, should I play this? This is nuts. Oh, that would have been awesome. I had a whole bit going on. Everything. I had a whole conversation going everything it's like i had a whole i had a whole conversation going on that i follow china cho jamie hagia oh that's how i derailed you with

your fucking senior husband you totally did ah see yeah i married a rice king so that's how my last name is not like lynn or that's what my maiden name is. Lynn. Oh, is your, is your husband? Oh, you're Asian. I'm I'm Chinese. Oh dude, your Chinese accent is horrible for Chinese. It is bad. It is bad. I know my wife, my wife and friends can do better Chinese accents than I can. It's really pathetic. I have so many. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

Is your husband really in the rice business? No, we just call at least like Asians that marry white guys. We call them rice kings. Oh, wow. I never heard that. That's probably,

yeah, that might be racist, but yeah, that's what we call them as rice kings. Oh, it's not, it's not affectionate. It's not a good term.

Oh gosh. Yeah. Oh my God. I can't, I can't believe you picked up on we had a whole thing going i was so excited to go off and i was gonna hang up on you saying that i was taking my kids to kuman and to a driving oh gosh well thank you for calling i appreciate it i like all the bits i'm getting a lot of love today i I can't believe all these people calling and it's great. We had a Chinese woman and a guy who delivers a Coke to vending machines. This is really, we're on a roll. Exactly. Exactly. I just had to give you grief. And you were, um,

you had told Susie you didn't see any Asians on your birthday video. So we were all laughing. Like I said, it's because I didn't have an accent. If I told my husband, if I had an accent, he would have like picked up on it. But because I just was talking like, Were you in the birthday video? Darn it. Yes, you had to go back and watch it. That's why I was just, yeah.

I can't watch it again. I watched it twice already. The second time I cried again in front of my parents. It was, it's weird. Yeah, they only let me in. The DEI let me in so they could check off that asian box i swear that's what suza said to me suza goes did you see our dei council i'm like what are you talking about yeah that's the most eclectic group of fucking people anyone could pull together

i'm like i saw a dude with a nose ring and then jessica with her awesome accent and everything it was so great but yeah when you said there weren't any asians oh we were the chat we were cracking out we were laughing so hard i trade two black dudes i trade two black dudes and an asian woman for a white guy with the nose ring that that you get all sorts of shit for that street cred yeah you're like the ivy league you're trying to kick out the asians out nice right and Especially because it was a hoop. It wasn't even like a, like Khan has like the, the. Yeah.

The stud. This, this dude in the video had a hoop in his nose. I was like, damn, that is diverse. Well, I'll be looking out for that clip. All right. All right. Well, thanks for, thanks for picking up. Thank you.

You have a beautiful laugh. Thanks for calling, making my day. Talk to you later. All right. Bye. God, I love laughing. Oh, that was Judy? I didn't even know that. That was a horrible Chinese accent.

She had to take in so much fucking oxygen to do it. You know what I mean? Like, you could tell it was like she was working like, like a kid, right, when he falls down right before he cries. You know how, like, you know how those of you who have kids, you have kids you know how loud bad it's gonna like if your kid falls down he's like ow it's not that bad but if you hear this like massive oxygen intake you're like oh shit like you hear like a and then the scream comes and you're like oh my god oh yeah yeah you have a migraine from

from attempting that accent i believe it you're putting in the work man you were taking in a lot of o2 yeah the kid's filling up to let it out it's nuts right you're like i i can't stand that i the stress of them taking in that much oxygen is nuts it's like fire like a big fire um they have these fireman videos where it's a they're propane tanks at gas stations and there's usually like security cam footage and right before they blow up based on the size of the the propane tank you see how much oxygen it's going to take in so some of these explosions you'll literally see trees get sucked in sideways before the explosion

can you imagine that this thing needs so much fucking air to ignite that it's pulling trees into it before there's even any fire and then it's like it's like three frames of like big trees and then they come in and boom and everything's gone the whole gas station's gone that's what it's like when a kid cries it's just like massive if they get really injured and and i it's just i'm gonna have to show you this i'm gonna have to show you this and it's my kids cry just like the peanuts character just like the peanuts character uh charlie brown uh crying my kid obby's mouth looks exactly oh well i'll show you this one uh here it's this this isn't charlie brown i think this is i don't know what this is linus or lucy or something but see this kid right here that's how my son cries just opens his mouth as big as he possibly can

and and those of you who have babies too that's you know how as an adult you throw up and like it heaves and your body's working to spit the shit out. Kids don't do that. That South Park throw up where it just projectile vomits like a hose. That's how little kids throw up. You don't even know where it's coming from. Like 12 gallons of puke will come out of a kid that clearly if you fill them up with water could only hold two gallons. It's nuts. Yeah. Avi, the big plane brother. That's how. Yeah.

Avi, the big plane brother, that's how he cries. He just opens his mouth and just fucking, yeah, tilts his head back and curls his lips in, and his mouth is just massive. No desire to even temper the crying. He just lets it go. I have to be like, be compassionate, be compassionate be compassionate okay here we go just dumb parents this is just dumb parent shit look at bam what was your kid doing there

why is your kid running around near an adult male on a skateboard you do realize skateboards are so dangerous you have to know that these people who are riding skateboards are doing everything they can not to fall off even the best guys in the world they have millions of fucking neurons or whatever that shit is in your brain firing at any given second. And you're letting your kid run around by them while they ride a piece of wood with four wheels? You're a moron. Look at that. Why was your kid at the skate park?

Did you see that? Look it. Why is your kid at the skate park on that dumbass scooter? Listen. Listen. You take your kid out of school and you take your kid to the skate park at that dumb ass scooter. Listen, listen, you take your kid out of school and you take your kid to the skate park at 11 a.m. That's when you go dumb shit. You don't go when this guy's there sliding rails. Imagine this. Just imagine this for a second.

Bear with me. That's a skate park where they put in steel railing that's only an inch and a half thick for young men filled with testosterone who masturbate five times a day and smoke weed to jump up on their piece of wood that has four wheels and slide on it. Think about that. And you have your kid in there with them. It's like you're not even fucking thinking straight. Oh, but I have the right. My tax dollars paid for that. Shut the fuck up. Who gives a fuck about your right?

Look at someone wrote this. Stop bringing your kids to the skate park. Yeah. Stop fucking bringing your kids to the skate park. Yeah. Stop fucking bringing your kids to the skate park already. No. This is not true. It is not white privilege. Because no black kid would fucking.

That doesn't happen. You won't see any black. That happens to any black kids. It's a fucking white curse. It's the opposite of white privilege. Skaters think that they have the moral right to skate anywhere, flood the skate park with all sorts of shit.

I don't even know what that means. Take your kid anywhere else. If there's 25-year-old men, 14- to 25-year-old men at the skate park, do not go in there with your kids for the most part

it's like 51% true and anything that happens to you or your child while you're in there with those people is 100% your fault because you're an idiot and an asshole and a self-righteous prick Douglas, bubble trouser I just sent you a video of it happening to a black kid.

Well, that's because you're racist. The fuck is this? And do you see how bad that guy feels? Because you're a shitty parent? Oh my goodness. Black kid gets hit. With no shirt on, no helmet.

That kid's almost old enough to be in the skate park though. Oh, there were two black kids in there. Look at... Oh my goodness. Don't go anywhere near the railing nobody no parents no kids the the railing that has no purpose except for dudes to jump on and slide on with no control don't go near that don't go near that no i don't think for the most part i don't think someone said how many of these skaters are doing that on purpose i don't think so it's like it unfortunately or fortunately it's like 95 percent

of all the skaters are cool as shit but but there are 5% that just ruin it. Really? Really? I mean, that's a grown-ass man coming down a railing, and you haven't taught your kid not to ride towards him? Oh my goodness. That may have been the biker's fault. I'm not sure. Kids at the skate park are a lot like chihuahuas at the dog park. You know, they're going to get fucked up if it would just let them run around anyway. I mean, this is, and I,

and I see it. I see it at least once a week, someone letting their little kid. Oh my God. That kid got stomped. and I see it, I see it at least once a week, someone letting their little kid. Oh my God, that kid got stomped. Do you know what my kids know? And I, and I wasn't, I just learned that they knew it. I just learned that they, that they have it fully understood yesterday, which is, I'm so proud of myself. It's like, my kids know that if you're standing anywhere near a car, when the car starts up to get away from it. So like, like, you know what I mean? Like you're in a strip mall or something and you pull your car up and you get out and then we're like,

we're walking. My kids hear a car start up that they're in front of, they'll, they'll run fast. Or the other day I was putting, I was putting, I was loading some stuff in, in, into a basket or something. And we were in this like little farmer's market parking lot and a car right next to me started up with its front end pointing at me and my obby goes, hey car. I just stepped out of the way. Because it's not worth it to me to risk some asshole accidentally hits the gas pedal instead of the brake and runs me over. I just move out of the way. It's just steps.

Like I don't I don't want to be near anything that's starting. Big machinery and my kids know it and they even help me out with it. I love that shit. Big machinery. And my kids know it. And they even help me out with it. I love that shit. Dean Goldberry.

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And you're right, I didn't get it. What is common sense? Can someone, I'm getting a little exhausted by Omar Cornejo. Please tell me, what is common sense? My homeboy, Officer Tatum, uses that phrase a lot. I'm not a big fan of it. I need to know what common sense is. It gets back to that ambiguity.

I just saw that clip, remember, from yesterday at Anal kingdom, animal kingdom for 15 dumb parents gone. Okay. Will. Okay. Willie, Mr.

Will. Okay. Willie, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Current situation in Seattle. By the way, there's no such thing as Asian hate, by the way. It's not like there's some big movement

and if you looked at all the footage of asians getting hated on you might as well just call it what it is too why don't you call out the people who are doing the hate uh melanated people who hate asians a sister program of BLM. You never see. I don't remember any of those videos that I've seen of it being a Pakistani dude or another Asian dude or a white dude

jumping a fucking Asian person. Asian king. I wonder what Judy's husband is like. When I think of Asian women, I bet you he's tall with blonde hair.

I'm trying to think if I've ever seen an Asian woman with a short guy, short Armenian Middle Eastern dude. That looks like, like looks like me. They're always with like some tall blonde hair, dude. Oh,

I wonder. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, and they're usually good looking guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. I guarantee you he's handsome.

Yep. He's going to look like you when he's however old you are, Ken 59 or 61, whatever you are. Oh, play it. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Thanks, Sam.

Thank you. Play it. Yeah. Here we go. Thank God you're there. It gets stuck. Trying to figure out who Judy's fucking. Okay, here we go. Here we go. At the corner of 12th and Jackson, there's a thriving black market of stolen goods being sold for pennies on the dollar.

$15 piece of crap. On the other side, addicts use and trade hardcore drugs in plain sight. And just down the block on King Street. So you get it, right? They're stealing from Walmart and Target. By the way, six Walmarts just closed in Portland. Or I think it's in the whole

Northwest, which is like Portland and Seattle. They're stealing from there and then they go across the street to the black market and sell it. Multiple infernos have raged out of control at this massive homeless encampment right underneath the state highway. And look at this man with a needle in his arm. They're all drug addicts. What does that mean? They've put drugs ahead of shelter.

They're not homeless they're not homeless they're people who've chosen to put drugs over shelter are setting up for his next fix look at those are high school kids walking by someone shoot him is that appropriate look at what this girl is wearing this is a 14 year old girl with her stomach showing and her titties highlighted is this appropriate you let your kid go out looking like that you're a parent you're the parent right you get to choose how your kid dresses just cool i want you to look at that that's someone's 14 year old girl walking down the street her friend has a mask on

but she fucking has clothes on that's telling every single guy out there look at my fucking insane body that's ready to carry a baby that's not me saying that, that's what every fucking man is feeling when he sees that.

That's just the way we're programmed at the heart, at the most deepest level, every single man from the Dolly fucking Lama to the Pope to fucking dudes who love other dudes. We all, we all, we're getting the signal from that, that that wants sperm in it to make babies.

It's ready. The fuck you letting your 14-year-old girl, unless you want your 14-year-old girl to fucking get the baby batter. Unless you're fucked up like that. Doing it right in front of. My fucking God. Students as they head home from school. Kids, people. This free-for-all culture of illicit activity happens on the regular in the

heart of seattle's chinatown international district i'm not quite sure what's going on but i see a lot of people who are addicted oh do you think that it's uh republican policies that allow this to flourish or do you think that this is democrat policies that allow this to flourish i'm open i'll grab my ankle lube me up I'll grab my ankle. Lube me up. I'll grab my ankles, Will. Tell me. Tell me how this is the Republicans who did this. I'm ready. Unfuck me.

Teach me the way. Because I think this is all Democrat policy. Here we go. Here we go. I'm ready. Hold on. Let me grab my ankles. her hi good morning how you been good michael c who michael c hey oh what's up brother how are you i'm good i just wanted to call about your about your friend that talked about uh i know i'm a little bit delayed i

had to get out of the house the wife was uh taking up my time but about the fiduciary responsibilities and companies with 401k plans, how the Republicans passed that bill. What the bill actually is, so he's partially true, but what it is actually is, is put the advisors that you use for your 401k plans, like if you're using them to help you find the plans, it puts them equally responsible as fiduciaries. So that way, somebody who's in HR doesn't necessarily have an expertise in finances. Now that person that's giving them the advice is equally responsible.

So, you know, there's partial truth in every story, but just kind of wanted to call in real quick and add that into the story. Well, thank you. And that sounds positive. Right. And that was under the Trump administration. But if you just put half the truth out and you say, hey, companies don't have to take responsibility now. That's not true. It's a shared responsibility.

Wow. OK, I like it. I like it. Thank you. All right. Thank you. All right. Hey, you know what? I felt my butthole close up a little bit. Thank you. I'm going to stand up straight now for the rest of the day thank you all right have a good one thank you will try to stick his dick in me listen to this listen this is uh this what emma's saying here is is is amazing right because this is the problem with gun laws and this is the problem with covid masks and this is the problem with quarantines no one ever looks at the other side what what is on the other side of the scale what is the what is i am going to mask everyone up so that covid doesn't spread for two years oh shit why is it 20 years later that murder rates have skyrocketed from young white males? Oh, because they didn't learn how to socially adapt. And if you don't have a social male socially adapt by the age of four, he's likely to become a sociopsychopath serial fucking killer.

to one out of every 10,000 males who wears a mask in the age of two, three and four years old. And now we have, because of that, we have a thousand new serial killers in the year 2050 in the United States. No one's ever like, obviously I just made that fucking story up, but it's not a fucking stretch.

It's not a fucking stretch. We have a fucking 1000 increase in 2050 because of serial killers, we only had four a year, and now we have fucking 400 a year, or 4,000 a year, because some dumb fuck thought it was cool to cover kids with masks, and the adults around them, so they didn't learn how to read faces, and they didn't get socialized, and they didn't learn how to mirror, and they didn't get socialized and they didn't learn how to mirror and they lost their ability to empathize. This is what Emma's saying. The high schoolers told us that they can't have a dress code at school anymore because of gender profiling.

Sounds like a great idea until every chick starts dressing like a whore. And it becomes a competition between the girls who can get the fucking closest to letting their nipple out. Same with the gun laws. Mr. 12 doses, what's the cost of outlawing guns? What happens? I just want to know. What's the cost of putting more restrictions on the purchase of guns? You won't tell me because you don't know and you can't even think like that and yet here we are with dudes unable to reproduce because no one no one thought about the cost of fucking

serving mcdonald's for the last 20 years in plastic fucking containers uh judy reed regarding asian hate the only time during covid my kids got any grief about being one half asian was from a melanated kids go figure yeah i mean that yeah uh of course but those of us who grew up in the bay area know all of this so fucking well the white people are terrified to be accused of being racist terrified so much so that they'll be they'll do anything they'll be racist in order to be avoid of being racist terrified so much so that they'll be they'll do anything they'll be racist in order to be avoid being called racist anything and everyone knows that all the asian hate was done by melanated people if you want to break people up into that demographic like

everyone knows it they the bay area rapid transit in the bay area i've told you guys this before they stopped showing all of their fucking uh footage from all the crimes that were happening on the bar train that's our subway here in the Bay area because they thought it would promote racism. No, what you mean is, is it's only fucking melanated people committing the crimes and you don't want to perpetuate that belief,

even though it's true because people are too stupid to differentiate between the fact of whether it's the color of their skin causing that or whether it's other factors. And obviously it has nothing to do with the color of their skin. Obviously. skin causing that or whether it's other factors and obviously has nothing to do with the color of their skin obviously philip kelly 999 during the pandemic and distant learning the teachers couldn't make kids turn their cameras on during zoom because it was considered an equity issue as not all kids have decent living conditions damn your house is fucked up. Shit. Your mom hasn't done the dishes in weeks. That's amazing. An equity condition. Don't send your kids to school. Raise them yourself. Okay. So these cities that are fucked up,

you saw it, Seattle, Portland. Hey, let's watch a little more. Let's see if there's a little more. You, you,

you know, you know, these summit Sierra high school is caught in the middle of this unwanted action. Listen to what this student has to say. Scary. Along with math and science, the students at this charter school are also learning how to avoid fentanyl fumes.

That's doing drugs right there. You guys have to see this every day. As they walk through a gauntlet of users. I just try not to look at them. Encountering addicts. You try not to look at them. That's, by the way, don't ever tell your kids to do that you need to be completely fucking aware at all times that's how you get fucking your

shit fucking pushed in yeah it looks like oakland entitled the high school kids right here i don't care i didn't put the high school there or show he said there's high school kids right there and that guy's like i don't give a fuck i didn't put that high school there fucking cracker total disregard for anyone's well-being there's a school right across the street and you're doing blues here come on that school literally just put their sign up that was no obvious that that was a school a week ago that school wasn't there a week that guy's like hey you're fucking smoking blues Or whatever right out here in front of the school

And that bitch is like that school wasn't even here like a week ago You know what I really like though is the ethnic makeup Of that fucking drug group I have a friend I probably should be very careful with what I say Who works for an enormous Fucking company he just got the job there You guys all know it who works for an enormous fucking company. He just got the job there.

You guys all know it. And he has a peak behind the, or she has a peak behind the DEI council. And the stuff that they've been telling me, dude, there is a war against women, by the way. There is a war against women. It's come to corporate America too. You think it's crazy just that Leah Thomas is fucking swimming against, uh,

uh, women. Wait till you see how jobs are being allocated. Youth. The women thought they were safe. You wait till you see what's coming down. I couldn't believe the shit that I was, this person's giving me access to what I was seeing.

It's not enough to be a woman. You guys are fucked. I think I would rather be a white man. I think, you know how they always say, like, they do that thing, like they play gotcha. Who here would trade for being black? Me, sign me up

I'll come back next time as a black dude please thank you I definitely pick a black dude over a black girl that'd be my first I'd definitely come back as a dude again I would not come back as a girl I'll come back as a fucking girl sorry I'm not but i'm not coming back as a come back as a dude you know what you really want to fucking ask you

really want to fuck with people you fucking cowards that ask that question to a fucking a thousand fucking white people sitting in a room. Would you want to come back as a black man or a black woman? Go through the other ethnicities. man would you rather come back as a black man or an indian man would you rather come back as a black man or a bangladesh man would you come back as a black man or a russian man let's see you do that you think you're so fucking cute with your fucking game you don't have the fucking balls to do that why don't you do that would you rather come back as a black man or a Thai boy? No, not a, no, no, not a black man with a regular penis. No black man with a black man's penis. The fuck would you rather come back as a white guy who gets cancer or a black guy who doesn't? Would you rather come back as a white guy who gets skin cancer or a black guy who doesn't? Okay, here we go.

We got C.K. Kevin. I'll take smart, rich Asian for $1,000. Shizzle my nizzle. Steven Flores. Dude, mexicans have it easy we work hard and once we ate here no one fucks with us once we ate here once we got here once we got here yeah yeah i know there's so many of you everyone you guys fuck with us whoever us is big old dose of reality today on the Sevan podcast. Big old fucking dose. Oh, this one looks scary.

I don't know if I can play this. Oh, this is good. This is good. I don't know. I can't. I'm still on the fence with Matt Walsh. I don't know what the deal is. I'm impressed by him. He's got fucking balls of steel i'll tell you that

this one's called uh this one i titled where did you learn this is a good question where did you learn it's important not to harm children by the way if you ever want to hear a funny vernacular enunciation, listen when Brian Friend says the word important. He enunciates that word kind of funny. Over enunciates it. Important. I try to get him to say it. He doesn't know. Don't tell him.

He does important. It's like when my wife does cupboard. She does like cupboard. She sounds like Justin Berg or some shit. Cupboard. What are you doing some shit cupboard what are you doing important what are you doing what's up with you and the poor part guess somebody gets poor people here we go where did you learn it's important not to hurt children?

Here we go. Fuck you, those of you. Someone said in the beginning that they think I'm lost without Caleb and fucking Susan. I'm fucking running this shit. Running this shit like I run your mama. Here we go. Can you give us a summary of your educational background or your healthcare education experience? Mr. Walsh, you're recognized. My experience in healthcare? Your educational background. I'm just curious. You testified as to a lot of your own research.

I'm curious for what purpose you do that and what background you have to qualify as you to speak to that. Well, my background that qualifies me to speak to this is that I'm a human being with a brain and common sense, and I have a soul. And so therefore, I think it's a really bad idea to chemically castrate children. That is my experience. Also, I did, now it's true, I didn't go to college, but I did go to school long enough to learn how to read, so I can read the data for myself. And that's exactly what I've done. so I can read the data for myself, and that's exactly what I've done. And for what purpose do you conduct your research and use this brain of yours? Mr. Walsh, you're recognized.

I use it for the purpose of trying to protect children from being castrated and mutilated. That's one of the things I try to do. You don't use it to get clicks on your publication? Are you using it right now to try to get clicks with this interaction? I really like the idea of drawing attention to the fact that this is happening to children. I know you seem to find it very amusing. I don't. Can you give us a summary of your educational background?

Oh. Where did you learn? Like, I don't think you need to be taught that. I don't think you need to be taught that. Oh, here come the Bible beaters.

Here we go. Mark 942. This is going to be good. 942 uh that that's a uh there's a book called the bible and that's one of the chapters i think that's how they denote where it is in the um in the book mark is like one of the stories in the book i guess there's a book inside the book called mark and 942 is like, you can like, helps you flip through the pages and find it. Mark 9-42. So I guess there's like a 142 and a 242 and a 7-13, but this is 942 Mark. Here we go. And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a milestone were hanged about his neck and he were cast into the sea. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It is better for him that a millstone

were hanged about his neck and he were cast into the sea. So let me, let me decipher this for you with my deep biblical skills. Whoever shall offend one of these little ones. If you fuck with kids, offend one of these little ones if you fuck with kids it's better that a rock is tied around your fucking neck and you're thrown into the sea i don't know as opposed to what as opposed to like god see it and something like fuck you up ass pound you i don't know it needs like a it needs like another sentence there like afterwards like you fucking throw, it's better than his dad find you? Better than what? It's better. Better than what?

Can't use the word, it is better for him. Oh, meaning if you, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, okay. Let me, I'm going to change my, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm going to change, I don't know if any of this is true. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm going to change. I don't know if any of this is true. I'm just telling you my deep understanding because of my connection to God.

This is very deep, not shallow like most years where you believe in God. This is my knowing God. This is my understanding. I'm going to rework it a little bit. Sorry, I apologize for the first iteration. Whoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck and he were cast into the sea. Basically,

this is, uh, uh, my guest, God speaking through Mark saying that, Hey, if you think you're going to hurt a kid, just kill yourself first.

It's interesting. That's good. That, that is my final translation of mark 9-42 now let the callers come in and really oh that's very funny someone but let me tell you what it really is uh dylan uh s you agree more with the bible every day so on sean sullivan thank you for the by the way the quote i do like it. Go read the full chapter, Sebi. Okay. I probably won't.

I'm going to get off of here and be like, I'm going to get off of here and call my mom. And if my mom listened to the show today, I know exactly what she's going to say. I know exactly what she's going to say. She's going to go, aren't you exhausted? It was exhausting listening to you today. Mike McCaskey, appeal to higher authority. I've learned that some of the most biased and uninformed in society have achieved in higher education. Appeal to higher authority. Yeah. I've learned that some of the most biased and uninformed in society have achieved it through higher education. I'm not sure exactly

which thing, but yeah, the appeal to higher authority is insane. It's insane. Hey, it is dehumanizing and it is shitting on our own discernment and our observation skills when someone just uses that. Once again, it's the ambiguity of the left. The right does it too. I can't believe you spoke like that to a black person. I'm sorry. What did I say? Well, you know. I mean, that was just so offensive.

I don't know, but what did I say? She's not very thoughtful of you. Okay, but what did I say? Well, you said, how are you? Okay, and I still don't know. Why is how are you offensive? Well, because you know the plight of the black man is so difficult. When you say, how are you?

You're sending them into a negative space to think about how hard his day is. Oh, shit. Okay, let me see if I can get this straight. I can't ask melanated people, how are you you're sending them into a negative space to think about how hard his day is oh shit okay let me see if i can get this straight i can't ask melanated people how are you because i'm supposed to already know in my head that they had a hard day because they're melanated and all their days suck because their life sucks correct fuck thank you i present to you the logic of the democratic party and anyone who believes in political correctness and the whole victim mentality in a perfect reenactment of a museum quality specimen.

I just did it for you. And I know all of this because I went to Harvard and I have a PhD in critical race theory and black studies. Thank you, Jethro. I'm a PhD in critical race theory and black studies. Thank you, Jethro. I'm a PhD. Cool. Unless you're setting my broken foot or wrist. Fuck off.

Yeah. Oh, I felt something crack. I'm telling you, ever since I talked about that 80 pound dumbbell, something got tight. Just the Pavlovian. Such a weak bitch. It's scary how close you really are my man i know thank you i appreciate it i know it's uh it's it's it's bad it's bat shit crazy but you know what i think there's people listening to this who are like i think i think i think there's people listening to this who are like well i know for myself it helps to talk it out i know i know it helps and um and so i think there's people who hear this

are like oh shit we can all make incremental changes to be less and less judgmental to our fellow man and let them off the hook with this shit and that's the goal to to you want to be that you want to be that dude that person who sets other people free we all have a gay friend like that right they come around and you just like oh you feel a little more relaxed around them susan where the fuck are you i miss you by ph PhD he means pretty huge dick I have to urinate I don't even know what I would do if I had to I think there is a one minute commercial I could run

I'm not doing the L-minute commercial I could run. I'm not doing the L1 shit anymore, I don't think. I don't know. I'm bummed that Nicole is not head of the department, so I kind of got off that kick. Yonzi, Yonzi, Yonzi, Yonzi, Yonzi. I have to pee, too. I've peed four times during the show already oh that made that just you guys saying that that didn't help it didn't help i'm afraid that if i go pee i'll lose my steam i'm on a for all uh did you guys ever did you guys i never told my parents about all the violence i saw growing up did you guys did you guys ever tell you like there would be crazy

fights at my school crazy fights yeah dude i'm okay i'm gonna post a picture for you kenneth as soon as i get off here i i have like I have so many avocados right now in my yard I have so many on the tree Yesterday or two days ago I must have Picked 20 avocados and I probably have A thousand more dude That's exaggeration But a couple of my trees are wounded you saw that one

In the video it's it's that that tree's been Hurting for a while But but I have so many Avocados I'm so stoked i mean i'm even bragging to you um okay i never told my parents about the violence i saw at school not for any reason i wasn't hiding it from them but i saw a lot of just like fights right like there was i feel like there was a fight every day i saw a fight every day This probably some of you aren't going to like, but whatever. Just watch this.

Don't send your kid to school. Grow a fucking set and raise your kids. Or make sure that at least you give them the skills to just fucking beat ass. Here we go. Look at it. Look at it. You know, just kids fighting on a bus. Look at it.

Look at it. That's just a kid just getting beat on a bus. Look at it. Look at it. You know, just kids fighting on a bus. Look at it. Look at it. That's just a kid just getting beat on a bus. Look at that. Brutal, right? No one's doing shit. And look, then another kid starts hitting her. They're lucky they didn't kill her. Look at that.

That's a big kid right there. You see that kid? That's a big kid. You see that kid? That's a big kid. What would any kid do to deserve to be beaten like that on a bus? And hey, I saw stuff like that. I'd say 50% of the time I would have jumped in and tried to stop it I don't fuck with that shit no more when I see that shit though

I'd have told on someone too oh Sebi you're a snitch I hate I really don't like three kids beating up a kid from the back. There's nothing that kid could have done to deserve that. Nothing. The bus driver didn't do shit, dude. And I never told my parents about that stuff.

Imagine all the shit your kids see that they never. I know. I'm sorry for that, too. That stuff enrages me. I know. Sorry. Don't let it enrage you. But man, send your kids to send your kids to. Yeah, these crazy samurais that I'm building is I have to make sure they have really strong values and morals and crazy discipline. Crazy discipline.

Because they're going to be fucking savages. because they're going to be fucking savages. I can't have them be at the skate park at 14 years old and three fucking dudes think that they're 18 and they're badasses and they just fuck with the wrong three midgets and get fucking destroyed. oh I sorry Suze I just saw your text I don't know I appreciate the brainstorming

but I don't know I don't I don't I don't respect those people any more than the other person not that I disrespect any of them but I don't I don't respect those people any more than the other person. Not that I disrespect any of them, but I don't know. I don't know. Brandon Waddell, my kid beat another kid's ass at school.

He told the kid for a week to stop fucking with him. He didn't. I finally told Huck to handle it since no one else was. Yeah, you only get so many. You only get so many. You only get so many. Yeah, you got to be, with, what's that Spider-Man thing?

With great power comes great responsibility. I can't have my kids just, just the three of them are going to be just, it's going to be nuts. I'm just going around just beating people's asses for no reason. And they have to have a lot of discipline. It's got to take a lot for, but I don't know if you guys ever saw that, but there was a video going around of these three huge,

like pretty famous college football players in a bathroom. And they fuck with these two little brothers who are like on the college wrestling team. And the football players got mashed. They ended up suing the little wrestler guys. And the football players were totally starting it. And these little guys were just avoiding it like the plague. It was a couple years ago.

Here we go i hope this isn't the norm i hope this isn't the norm i hope this isn't the norm but anyway here it is what was more harmful to america 9-11 attacks or January 6th? January 6th. What was worse for America, 9-11 or January 6th? That's a deep question. I don't know. Probably. That's a deep question? I'd say 80% of the time when someone says that's deep, there's nothing deep.

I didn't hear anything deep. Does that mean I'm shallow? I didn't hear anything deep does that mean i'm shallow i didn't hear anything deep what would be deeper is what were the 9-11 attacks what were january 6th but which is more harmful without defining things is what makes them deep adds depth to them yeah thank you lydia i know that's what i was thinking like what i want to know why you cut your boyfriend out of that picture. You're like, fuck, I look fucking smoking hot in this, but I don't date that guy anymore. I've had that debate with people before.

Are you allowed to keep a good picture of yourself? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you exact? Yeah. That's the question. Are you, are you allowed to do

that you're like well fuck it's the best picture i got of me but this motherfucker i'm standing too close to him to cut him out completely what if you just used him in there just put him in there anyway no but it's your favorite pick it's your favorite pick heidi chill it's your favorite pick the insurrection i mean that had an impact on a lot of people's mentality she called it the insurrection i want to look up that word in a second and their respect for the systems of the government and everything it changed people's mentality and the systems for the government dude at most at most i see it as an event where uh drunk people got too close to the capital and the cops didn't do their job at most dude more people die at the fucking New York City Marathon every year.

More people die at the fucking Puerto Rican parade. People get raped at that fucking parade every year. So, yeah. I think it turned a lot of people kooky. Wow, I was going to say not. It turned people kooky? Well, that's for sure. You're one of them.

It turned you kooky. Eleven, but kind of, I think in the years to come, we'll find out that January 6th. No brawl. I don't think she's wearing a brawl. This was probably more impactful. More impactful January 6th? Damaging. What was more harmful for America?

Yeah. She's asking what's more harmful for America. The fact that they flew fuck, someone flew jets into the fucking biggest buildings in the United States and brought them down and there was some weird building 7 collapse and someone flew a plane into the Pentagon and we ended up going to war and fucking spending billions chasing a bin Laden dude

over a bunch of fucking yahoos walking into the capitol building i think january 6th might rival 9-11 i will holy shit 20 years of war from fucking uh 9-11 embarrassing these answers greatest country in the world oh eat it eat a dick david From fucking 9-11. Embarrassing these answers. Greatest country in the world. Oh, eat it.

Eat it, dick, David. Puerto Ricans are highly sexualized. Highly sexual. It goes from they get raped there to they're highly sexual. Unacceptable. The 2020 Pew Research poll found that 50% of progressive white women. I would love to know what that means. Progressive white women.

Under 30 report being diagnosed with one or more mental illnesses. Oh, for sure. Dude. Dude, my town is littered with them. You see them. You see them. You see them. They want a diagnosis, dude. These just impacted how people can view patriotism and wanting to have love for their country.

Oh, 9-11 easily. Why do you say that? I mean, death count. Yeah, there you go. There you go. 9-11 easy uh death count i mean here trump caused 9-11 too fine yeah good that's another topic maybe he caused both sure but so purely death count um hey dude they were duped The white women were duped just like the fucking black people. It goes back to the beginning of the show.

It goes back. The Democrats have the biggest in 1856 in that whole era, right up until the Civil War, the Democrats were trying to explain to the world that slaves were happy. And that the North hated black people because they wanted to set them free and they knew that they would die that it would be a um um what's the word called uh it's like a social calamity uh fuck there's a word for it some fucking PC fucking Red Cross type term when there's like a big calamity in a country. But basically the slave owners were like, hey, dude, the slaves live a better life than the white farmers of the north. And we have to keep the slaves to take care of them. And we have slaves because we're good people. We're do gooders. These black people are too fucking retarded and stupid to take care of themselves.

So we as the slaveholders will take care of them that was the position of the fucking democrats and it still is today and it still is today and here's the thing here's the thing they also wanted to enslave the farmers of the north the white ones they didn't care it was a class system it was the klaus schwab thing that i talked to you about in the beginning it was the whole thing you'll own nothing and you'll like it that was their mentality i read you the quotes from the fucking democratic sense democratic senators in the beginning of the show that's the exact same thing that happened to women they belittled their fucking women powers they told you that your baby making powers were fucking garbage and that it just enslaved you and

it was men's way of keeping you down when those are the greatest powers you have they were duped and they know deep down inside that's the greatest powers that they have and they deny them and what causes what stems from their mental illness that's the third grade explanation of what happened to white women they're fucking retarded because they think it's more important oh i'll call you back in a minute i'll call you back in a couple minutes they think it's important. They think that there's something more important than finding a strong man who will give you the cock and raise his kids. There is nothing more important. I'm telling you, there's nothing more beautiful than seeing a strong woman with three kids around her and one kid on her tit. Nothing.

It's fucking dope. I hate that the hippies got it they figured it out the mom's teaching the kids how to play musical instruments and shit how to get coconuts out of a tree teaching about biology teaching which animals are safe which animals are not safe white women have fucking denied that because they believe what they fucking saw on social media. We need to be strong women. Let me tell you what a strong woman is. A strong woman fucking has a – gets a – finds a fucking good man, stands by his side, believes in him,

fucking does the magic, keeps us all fucking spiritually aligned. Hey, you know what? I've never even talked to fucking Miranda Alcarez about it. Ask her. I've never talked to her about this. Ask that fucking chick. One of the wealthiest, most successful fucking women I fucking know. Ask her what was better than fucking finding Julian and fucking getting his baby batter and making those kids while she runs a fucking empire. When I interact with Miranda, she sends me shit about her kids. She doesn't send me shit like, look how much fucking money I have from fucking street parking. Never once.

There's no, I've never, it's all shit about her kids. You know what Greg Glassman's wife sends me? Shit about her kids. She doesn't send me pictures of her fucking Bugatti. Because once you have the kid and you become mama you know uh tell you what five dollars jeremy world this is the most uplifting podcast out there just when i'm feeling down on myself you go and play a clip like that. You're a good dude.

Um, yeah. Seven. That's God's, uh, design. God, man,

woman, kids. Yeah. Yeah. And Miranda is a good dude. She's hot as fuck. She's rich. She's smart, but she's a fucking

mama to the core yeah renaissance woman renaissance yeah i'm gonna find a good fucking dark man maybe he found her don't ruin my story i'm gonna find a good fucking dark man oh look there's suza speaking of dark man hi how long have you been there uh 10 minutes no shit yeah i'm just going fucking nuts over here yeah yeah yeah i was digging it though when i i had some time and then i was like i didn't know if to jump on or not and how long you were planning to stay on and then when you kept going i was like scoot i'm coming on and so i messaged you in the private chat i was like hey if you want to shoot me the email start bringing these up and then i was like you know what he's probably just in a flow right now like i'm just i'm just listening to you and

letting it rock out just fucking going nuts, you're on a roll, dude. Okay, let's play the rest of this clip. I would say the chaos and distress that it caused for the time. So, you know, I'm not from around here, and January 6th doesn't mean as much for people back where I am. What was worse for you? The chaos, the stress stress and the death numbers dude how how did anyone think that january 6th is even close to fucking 9-11

what is wrong with people it's almost like insulting to compare the i agree you know are you cold i'm chilly yeah it's freezing here. I just got in from the gym, too, so it takes me a minute to, like, warm back up. Why am I cold? I just, um, did you walk home or did you run or? No, no, no. I just drove. I mean, it's just, my feet are just really cold is the only thing. The title of that clip was Are You Retarded?

Hey, isn't there some sort of thing that they're trying to usher in behind January 6th as – and that's why they need this big deal behind it. It has to be like a big violent insurrection and a disgrace on our nation and everything else because then isn't Congress trying to push something through because of it? Like a law? Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm really ignorant on it. No, no. It might be.

You mean like there was like gun violence. Like they're trying to take away your guns by keep saying how like in highlighting like it's a tool for manipulation correct yeah okay now i'm gonna go simp on miranda's ig yeah go over there drool on that shit handle it hey did you did you see the eighth wonder of the world no No. What is it? You didn't see that? No, I can't tell if it's serious. Oh, my God.

I don't fucking have it, dude. I already erased it. Oh, my God. Did you play it earlier in the show? I did. Oh, man. I'll go back and watch it. Oh, my goodness. it oh my goodness oh my goodness where is the eighth wonder of the world from these comments in here i'm seeing

something that it might be a hog are we looking at no oh shit wow wow uh let me see the eighth wonder is not that good it's serious yeah thank you oh thank god really are you guys kidding me he's saying just watch the games oh my god you guys either I'm shallow as shit or you guys have no appreciation for fucking life's finer things.

Now I'm real curious. Oh, dude, it's incredible. It is ridiculous. What's crazy is this person made a post and they said, this is the eighth wonder of the world and it's a video of them walking. Maybe I just like the line. Maybe I was manipulated. I was hypnot wonder of the world. And it's a pic, it's a video of them walking. Maybe I just like the line. Maybe I was manipulated by, I was hypnotized by the wording.

Did they have like really big hamstrings or something? You usually do that, dude. It's crazy. God, I have this clip that I want to play so bad. I just, the timing of this clip is going to be everything.

It's called word of the day for 82. Oh yeah don't have are they the same ones from the long list i got that long list i don't know honestly i my shit's so fucking messed up i just i was really interested the stuff you're saying about the um high schoolers that were walking in front of all the drug addicts yeah you were commenting on what that young lady was like wearing i was just having a conversation with my member about because we got that cheerlead school behind it behind us or next door to us yeah you should see the dress code for that it's insane they have these young young girls out there in these skinny it looks like a straight up cheerleading outfit but they're like you know under the age of 12 yeah they're jog around. And what you were saying about the, the deep kind of innate

nature of men that they're always kind of back against. Dude, you could sit there at a stoplight to your point. You could sit there at a stoplight and every guy that comes up, it's not a matter of if they look or not. It's a matter of how quickly they look away. comes up it's not a matter of if they look or not it's a matter of how quickly they look away yes yes yes i there's this liquor store there's this liquor store by my house where the junior high gets out and i fucking do i refuse to look over there yeah it might like you're like oh shit yeah it's 12 to 14 year old girls wearing the craziest shit and i'm just like do not fucking look over there do not fucking look over there and if you sit there at the light you'll watch everything from like the oldest guy that pulls

up to the light do like a look and a look back to like the you know some of the construction workers that are getting off work and they're just like this dude no girl i never saw a girl like that when i was fucking 12 like nowhere or 13 or 14 i don't ever remember any girls like that i don't remember i don't even remember noticing boobs on girls that age and these girls have like everything out the shit they're wearing their asses are hanging out of their clothes yeah it's crazy they had a dress code in high school when i when i went there if you had a shirt that was too small or short it's like you would straight up you would have to go get into your PE clothes. And so you'd see these girls that walk around and like pee sweats or like

their pee, like their dress out shirt over it. And they're like, what are you? And they're like, sorry, I got in trouble for dress code. So I have to wear this for today. Yeah. And that was just norm. But I don't, I'm, you know, I haven't been to high school. I don't think that's like the same. What's the principal say? I can see your tits making You're making all of us uncomfortable. Yeah, what are you doing? Someone got to catch a case.

Hypothetical question. Greg buys back CrossFit and he calls you and Dave to rebuild. What list is shorter, who you bring back or who you don't? Oh, that's interesting. Which list is short? Thanks for the money, by the way. Which list is shorter? Can you explain that question to me? Which list is short? Thanks for the money, by the way. Which list is shorter? Can you explain that question to me? Which list is shorter?

Yeah. So is it the list that's shorter, the people that you bring back or the people that you don't? I would assume the people that you bring back because you probably do like a big house cleaning and then only bring back the OGs. There's people that I don't like and then only bring back the ogs there's people that i don't like that i would bring back for sure there's people that i don't like that there's people that i do not like that i would hope would come back for sure they just make good contributions to the yeah it's not there's people i would bring there's people that i dislike is like i don't even know if I dislike them.

I don't know if I dislike them, but I don't like them. But their contributions were invaluable, and they didn't attack Greg when he was down. They just tiptoed out of the room or walked out of the room. Oh my God, Seve, she's so lame big boobs that's it so many other women are 100 times prettier i didn't even see her face to be honest with you she's talking about the eighth wonder of the world okay it wasn't that one chick that like rested her boobs on the table no disgusting to be honest i went to her instagram account it's fucking it's just screams mental illness i just like the sound effect of her boobs hitting the table i like like if that was a penis resting on the table i'd have shown you she's not just big boobs i liked i liked it she exuded i liked it more than just her boobs that's not that's

there's no i don't know you think she looked like melissa you think she looked like olive oil kind of like her head was too round or something what do you think was wrong with her a wonder woman has no boobs i've given her tons of play gal gadot she's fucking flatter than an ironing board but god's her fucking head her head is second to none it's the greatest head ever you've seen her head right yeah it's just funny that you're just into big heads that is i didn't even know I was into big heads. There's a guy I know that I see periodically.

And his wife has the fucking biggest head. And she's so hot and I want to talk to him about it, but I just, I don't know how to say it. Yeah, how do you enter that combo? Yeah, I'll tell you who he is. You might know who he is. You've been in the same room with this person and this giant head a few times. Okay, okay. And she has – and God, I don't know if I should say this.

And she has red hair. And I fucking love red hair. So it's a giant-headed red-haired chick. I mean, I like all hair, but I just think red hair is cool as shit. I feel like that should be narrow enough for me to get it, but I'm drawing a blank. No, it's not. It's really an obscure – I think you've been in the same room with this person twice, but it's the most obscure times. You don't even know.

No, interesting. Maybe it is your wife. Maybe this person listens to the show. No, it's not tom's wife uh adam blakely it's like an orange on a toothpick just a flat chick with the giant head redhead giant redhead with no titties i don't i don't even to be honest with you i don't even know if this chick i'm describing i don't even remember looking at her tits um funny but i just know uh i don't know if this guy knows um try this

this other friend of anyway this other friend of mine who's a who's a professional photographer of like really high-end models he thinks i'm crazy like sometimes i'll send i'll see a chick somewhere and i'm like hey if you want to be a model here's my friend's number and then he that never likes the girls i send them and and i and but i just choose them because they have giant heads i'd never even ask them i should call that guy today and ask him if there's – I'll call him and ask him. Is there a typical head size you're looking for? Am I missing the mark here? Why aren't you?

Just like this, just giant. But it's not guaranteed. Katrin has a giant head. I don't think she's like inherently beautiful. I think she had to earn her beauty. Hey, are you – you're on this thread with this crazy games thread? Yep. Is that Danny Spiegel shit fucking hilarious?

That thread is crazy. Did you see any of the Danny Spiegel talk? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Poor Halpin just wants to fucking write an article and add value to the fucking community he just wants to add value and instead it's turned into this philosophical uh god it's so good it's so fun it's so good it's so fun wad zombie's recent post was crazy oh with her in somalia oh my god

just out of hand i don't know i don't know what i'm about to show a clip it's um it says i don't know what i'm choosing this oh it says amen this is dawn fall oh i must have i wonder what this is. Amen. Meaning that whatever he says here, I guess I agree with him. Let's see. This is the CEO of CrossFit. I've been a guest on the show.

I actually enjoy Don's company the little I've had of it. Oh, I think that was from the affiliate gathering. A couple months ago when I first started in this role, I think it was someone on our team at HQ, was from the affiliate gathering. A couple months ago, when I first started in this role, I think it was someone on our team at HQ, and they said something to the effect of, the world needs CrossFit. And while at the time, I suspect I nodded my head,

I think probably what was going on inside my head was a little aggressive. That's the type of stuff that when we say it, folks who don't get CrossFit think we're crazy, that we're drinking the Kool-Aid. But I tell you, I believe it now. With full conviction. Hey, was he going to cry a little bit right there? If this is from when I saw, I don't know if he was going to cry, but he was definitely like, it was definitely a powerful speech.

He's feeling it. Yeah, he was and so was the audience if this was at the northern california gathering which i'm pretty sure it is because that's the background and everything else i'm pretty sure it is yeah he gets it man he nailed it that's he's saying the truth and he's reflecting on it now he knows why people think we're crazy yeah people like no we need the covid vaccine he's like no we need cross and everyone's like marjorie taylor green i mean it's just crazy right conspiracy theorist it's crazy yeah we have this incredibly special thing at crossfit that has changed literally changed millions of lives around the world that has strengthened hey and changed change them because you did it to yourself.

It changed them because you can do it to yourself. Not because you have to go to the store, fucking buy an apple, or because you need to go get an injection from Big Pharma. Or you need to see some video on some TED Talk. It's powerful because you can do it to yourself. Communities around the world that has given people a path that leads to happiness and health and connection, something that our world and our society so desperately needs now. And as we think about our future,

I think the question is what we're going to do with it. All the people I hang out with are happy, by the way. It's crazy. I don't hang out with not happy people. We all work out. We all laugh. Everyone's happy. Take responsibility of their stuff.

It's easier to be happy, right? Yeah. You take that ownership over your life. Yeah. Mom's happy. My wife's happy. Everyone's happy everyone's happy oh man i have to pee so bad i'm not sure how to navigate this call her hi it's barry hey barry what's up dude hey pull up the wad zombie post and look at all the butter comments about the spiegel this is's hilarious. The Somalia one? Yes. There's so many people

getting butt hurt. It is so funny. But I looked at, I pulled like 10 of them and I didn't see anyone getting butt hurt. Oh no, there's people in there that are like oh, I'm going to unfollow you. Oh, this is bullshit. Okay, I'm going to pee as soon as it pulls it up. Hold on. Okay.

Alright, let's bring it up here. Give me one second. Barry, how you doing were you working out you sounded a little out of breath when you first called in yeah i was working out oh awesome all right so let's see let's bring it up here this is a crazy post by the way um and i'm just trolling each person on the post by asking if they're okay and what's wrong. I see that on your first one here. Not funny unfollow. You asked if they're okay.

He does it again. How can I donate? This is really the artistic relevance. Does this warrant First Amendment protection? The question... Okay, I think that they're just joking. I don't see any. Are they, like, buried

down here, or what? I think they're buried down there. Fuck, this is freaking cool. Not funny. Bad taste. A couple people agreed. Sensitivity is lost on her fucking hell oh there's one look not funny yeah yeah people are getting so bad where do you see not funny i want to see that one uh it was right above here not funny bad bad fucking taste oh but what is the girls that's weird so when i

see that i can't tell if that's talking to him or, um, her dude, the jokes on her. Right. Exactly. She lives in a country where 50% of our food is thrown away. We, we have the leisure to talk about racism, trannies,

fucking, uh, um, uh, uh, anorexia. All of this is a luxury. These motherfuckers aren't talking about that.

This dude's thinking flies are ants today. Those kids in that video. It's the fact that those people can't take the truth that he's pointing to stark reality is we live in, that's white privilege girls who eat. That's black privilege too. That's all privilege.

This show is fucking privilege. I would love, let me tell you something danny spiegel and i would open an only fans page and fuck each other crazy for you guys rather than be a fucking somalian all day long i know someone ask her someone send her a dm right now and be like sevan's claiming that you would rather fuck him all day and make kids and raise a family and marry him and learn to get along rather than be a Somali child. Is he lying? Someone fucking ask her.

And if she says no, she's lying. Thank you. I thought it was pretty funny too. And if she says no, she's lying. Because let me tell you something. I would fucking, I would love the shit out of her. I would wear a Girls Who Eat shirt every fucking day rather than deal with the fucking hardships that those kids in that photo have to deal with. These people are assholes.

It would have been awesome if he photoshopped in the Girls Who Cheat shirt instead of the Girls Who Eat shirt in that picture. I don't know if that shirt was out yet, but yeah, that you're right. That now you're over the line, Barry. Now you're over the line. My bad. My bad. Of course I couldn't fucking handle Spiegel. I would love to. I'm almost excited to like a reality where she like hits me. You know what I mean? Like I get, like I have a girlfriend who hits, like I just want to like, it sucks. it is the danielle brandon show is that tonight it's not it's not even a real show

it's never gonna happen i was gonna say we should ask her on the show what she thinks of spiegel using straps in the workout i don't i don't want to uh start a fight between them yeah if she wants to go there i'm more than happy to i thought like danielle hinted at that she had a post on her instagram that made it sound like she was referring to spiegel you call and ask in the show i'll be cool because i'm going to open up the call lines that's fine i i will i will most certainly do that that's it okay all right buh-bye buh-bye thanks for calling barry adios um if that's an offer i'm game dollar 99 oh pound 99 suza pull-up officer tatum's recent video on uganda jesus look at

for five dollars will you do that for five dollars suza if you if the boss approves it do you have to um uh do you have to go to um do you have to go to uh the instagram where do you go i have it here already jesus david said this guy's t count is 11 berries berries. Jesus Christ. Harsh, dude. Uh, seven on, you will love it. Okay.

Michael C. Is it on Ig? Where is it? It's on Instagram. Hey, people like him don't even pop up in my feed anymore. He's so shadow band. It's crazy.

He never pops up. Hey, we got it here. Okay. Okay. Um, here we got it here okay okay um uganda ain't playing is what it says and that's a little portion that we messed in oh yeah yeah i know this i don't know if i like this i i saw this i don't i didn't see him but i know what's going on there i no i know i don't like this i don't like this so we're not we're not playing it no you can play it you can play it it's it's really intense it's kind of mean what they're doing over

there. Not kind of. I don't like this at all. Go ahead. They play it. In our country, we will have our morals. We will protect our children. And we are making this law. We are making this law for ourselves. We are making this law for our children.

We are making this law for the children of our children. This country will stand firm. And once it passes, I can tell you, Madam Speaker, we are going to reinforce the law enforcement officers to make sure that homosexuals have no space in Uganda. I don't care what you do. You can be LGBTQ, Y-A-A-R-P, N-A-A-C-P, N-C-A-A sports. You could be whatever acronym or whatever you want to be. I don't care. You live in America. However, my biggest point here is that Christian influence in Uganda,

the Ugandan people hold a standard. They don't waver like in America. Now, I think this is extreme. You ask me. I think it's really extreme. I mean, that's good. But it's their country. And they decide to do what they want to do in their country. You ask me. I think it's really extreme. I mean, that's good. But it's their country and they decide to do what they want to do in their country.

We pause this. It's their country. That's where it's slippery. What do you mean there? I mean their country. Okay, keep going. It's not there. It's not there. It's a bunch of people fucking

like are making it illegal to be fucking to their thought police. I don't like thought police. I can't think about sucking a guy's dick. Fuck you. Don't tell me what to think. I think about whatever dick I want. Here we go. America.

Christianity has been so much. So how about how about Cameron sucked his own dick? The guy in the chat. Did he go to jail? I'll be right over. Change my address, please. Sucking any dick today. Gay.

Dick freedom. You guys don't miss a beat. What are you just like, Dave is just waiting for it. Faggot. Got him. He's got it typed in ahead of time. Yeah, he's got it typed in.

Seven loves cock. He's just got it ready on fucking speed. He's probably like, aren't there buttons you can program keys to just do words it's auto message words click uh no i swear every message every sebon topic eventually narrows down to dick i know i want it to be god and spirituality but some reason dick interferes with it it's like a kink in the matrix and that's how we get dick at the end of everything like you could have said anything seven but you had to go to dick sucking my favorite that's my favorite okay fuck three hours and 20 minutes without a guest okay here we go finish up mr tatum good

at least you don't hate gay people you're're making me feel a little better. We just accept anything, anywhere, at any time. I don't know. He's walking a line. I think he wants to be open-minded, but I don't think he – I think the Christians, they got an issue with the gay people, and it's like – I can't do it. You can't even do it even a little bit. Yeah, I liked how he was trying to just basically say they're holding a standard and they're not going to waver from it.

But I just think that that example was a little extreme. It doesn't resonate with most people. So the message kind of falls on deaf ears. I wonder if this would be illegal in Uganda if I did this. What the fuck is that oh nothing like the fucking smell of a fucking black cock you want to see the world's hey you want to hey you want to see the world's smallest black cock is that a chocolate? Yeah. That's amazing. Hiller sent it to me. He did?

Yeah. Oh, what a good dude. I got this. This is from, this is from, that's why the comments are so good. You guys are like, you guys play me like a flute. Jessica's like, Jessica said, it was something Jessica Valenzuela said. I'm like, oh yeah, I got gotta pull the dick out for suza she said you almost had one in your mouth today seven or someone said that uh oh wow wow this is a great question you ever seen an uncircumcised chocolate

dick no wow mutilate mutilate hey so i opened this suza i didn't know what it was and it says eat a dick and soon as i opened the box avi goes eat a dick he just read it i was like oh no oh no i'll play this whole thing in my mouth without gagging oh well why why wait till you're off the air because i don't need this you don't want that clip yeah yeah i don't want that clip because either way if you choke on it you know the chat's gonna call you beta right if you don't you know you can't win you can't win hey that that is really hard not to put in my mouth that thing smells so good uh take a bite no i'm good

fucking the thing is is i would but i'll eat the whole thing i won't be able to stop i don't have that kind of uh as I would, but I'll eat the whole thing. I won't be able to stop. I don't have that kind of... I don't have that kind of... Of course, Augie's in there. Do it! You would. You would like that.

What's the plan today? What are you doing today? Oh, we have another show today. Holy shit. Yep. That's what I was going to say. I'm going to finish up this.

I'll, I'll get a quick workout in coach, a couple of classes, and I'll be ready to rock to help out with the backend at six tonight. You think Brian and I were like fighting a little bit in that thread? Like maybe a little, did you see that? A little,

a little, a little something back and forth. Nothing nothing bad i think we were fighting me and brian friend were fighting in that thread a little huh i like it because all i see is like a little bit of that like tension on a subject i'm like this is gonna be a good show which is probably bad to think about like i just don't even care about what's happening. Like, yeah, yeah, this is going to be, this is going to be good. They'll hash this out.

All right. Uh, so, uh, Daniel Brandon was nice enough to say that she couldn't make the show last night. She texts us and, uh,

we will get it rescheduled. We'll try again. Well, I'll reschedule up to like 16 or 17 times before I give up. I owe Brian five more Frisbee shows. Oh, wow. The gag reflex games. Wow.

Wow. It's just how much of something. We find some object, and you've got to put it in your mouth. How much of it you can put into your mouth. Hey, dude. fuck, Nick. You just came up with a brilliant idea. I wonder if there's something called a I'm going to Google this. I'm not going to show you guys, though, until I won't do it live.

Penis ruler. Penis ruler. Oh, there is something a penis ruler. Like a specific one you buy. No, it's just a penis a penis ruler on etsy that like surprise prank penis um god it could be a oh what is this? Pecker ruler. And you kind of, and it shows how much you can measure, how much you can take in with it.

Let me see if this thing really exists. Oh, yeah. God, it would be fucking hilarious to bring that to school oh the it all has one stars from all the people who bought it oh shit they have all sorts of crazy penis stuff on etsy penis chocolates oh my god there's some crazy shit hey we should put together our own like uh gains box like the savant box and it comes with just like chocolate dicks and like a ceo shirt and like you know you just get a bunch of cool stuff and we just collect it from random sponsors and like each month or like every other month you just get a box wow we could start a subscribe or subscription based model off

that it could be a calendar uh with just like all the people from the comments naked oh that would be awesome like a photo shoot calendar yeah of the chat oh my goodness like we text you and tell you danielle brandon canceled before we've moved the show. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or secretly we're like, hey, she's on Saturday. People suggest that all the time. You should start a special YouTube subscription only. And that is the kind of shit I'd put in there.

These are the glasses I'm going to wear today. You now know five minutes before the show started. I don't know how to add. I don't know how people add value in any way like that okay good stuff thank you yeah you've been crushing it last couple days have been really entertaining Yeah, you've been crushing it. The last couple of days have been really entertaining.

Oh, I thought this was Daniel Brandon's Instagram page. It's WAD Zombies. Oh, because you saw the one of her on the phone? That's what I had pulled up too. Yeah. I'll show you this. How about this? Okay, how about this?

Do you guys think? What do you think? Yeah, yeah, the one of her on the phone is crazy that this is i think this is uh this is eighth wonder of the world shit right here this is pretty fucking amazing hey maybe maybe i should repost this and i should title it do you ever wonder what the eighth wonder of the world looks like when you're texting her i mean this is just a crazy that maybe she could have written that right i mean this is a this is a crazy fucking shot i mean this just says so i mean this look at her. Yeah, I see my comment there.

Out there breaking hearts. Oh, yeah, what's going on? God. I mean, what a piece of work she is. She's like, Rob, what is it to be seeing your text message and not texting you back? How is that even real? is that even real god imagine you walk into the garage and flick the light on and she's in there sitting there like that what are you doing uh nothing just gonna get some pull-ups in oh i'll work out with you no i'm good uh i'll be back later

yeah the pump i know that's what i was looking at too i was looking at her fucking chest and her arms wait do you see that other comment scroll back up just one more comment chest is crazy right there if i have an opportunity i take a picture by yourself your muscular beauty is wonderful that's what i want to say oh esl esl yeah you are so beautiful i take picture with you flammable i always wonder when dudes like this respond dude you got a kid I always wonder when dudes like this respond, dude, you got a kid. I always trip on some of the stuff that people, people feel okay. Like, dude, I save it for my podcast.

Oh my goodness. That's hilarious. Usually we should do a segment where we go and you know, those Instagram, like whatever quote unquote models that just inundate that spore page. And it's just like ass and tits everywhere. We should click on one of those and like go to the comments and find the one that's like you know all the the fire emojis or whatever and click it and be like you're a family man what are you doing on here yeah jesus first what the fuck you can't be over here scrolling through these type of photos this woman's physique is effing banana bananas yeah yeah yeah yeah yes yes it's bananas yeah

oh he said it like a rastafarian guy and he's got a african flag i figured it out bananas man her body is bananas it literally doesn't get any better. Oh, how dare you? How dare you judge her? How dare you judge her physique? She is so much more than her body. I know. Call her high. And I do know that she's more than her body. Or else we wouldn't be doing a podcast.

Hello, call her high. Sorry. Hey, Jeremy. I got kids too, and I can't deny that she's a quite young lady no i'm not saying that you can't say you admire her it's just weird to see in the comments like i just think like you reach a certain age and especially if your profile pics got you like holding hands with your little boy maybe you don't fucking like overtly uh yeah over a fucking 25 year old girl and on fucking a social media platform I don't know call me old school

no it's funny because I'm 37 and I'll see that and I'm like am I a dirty old man for like looking at it longer than I should but I don't know she puts it out there Mason Mitchell Jesus loves Daniel branding

content she loves us all. Yeah. I mean, let's just get that straight. But yeah, you got to have her on. I don't know if you remember, I sent you that combo between her and I. It's not a big deal. It's kind of actually hilarious.

She had one of those, she goes live and she does the crumble cookies or whatever. Yeah. And I'm like, oh daniel brandon's live what's he doing so i tune in and they're doing the crumble cookie thing and i said a funny snl line from back in the day when will ferrell did harry carey he's like if the moon was made of swiss cheese would you eat it something like that and her friend got the joke and she didn't so I was like oh man your friend is so cool dude she actually after the live went down she dm'd me and yelled at me for saying I was being mean and that her you know that's not cool and but I'm like

first of all I was like is this really Danielle Brandon yelling at me But second of all She hasn't talked to me since Like I responded like yo I'm not yelling at you at all Whatever but You gotta have her on so I can try to like win back my honor With her

Yeah call in make the story half as long and call in Hey I didn't preface it with really quick or this would be fast. Anyways, yeah, you got to get her on so I can try to salvage some sort of friendship, you know. Nice to hear from you, Jeremy Eat World. You can call me Jerry. You can call me whatever you want. Anyways, I'll let you get back to putting the chocolate dicks in your mouth. Thank you. Appreciate it. Bye.

Back to the chocolate dicks in your mouth Thank you appreciate it Bye Back to the chocolate Um Okay Daniel Brandon DM's gone sideways I like to hear the stories I like to hear the stories I like his stories Yeah that's funny that they had an interaction I figured she wouldn't have even

interacted so but yeah exactly like fuck off yeah all right i have to go this is the longest live call-in show without a guest ever yeah by far yeah yeah you did great i didn't know if you're gonna get off or not too so i was like do i jump on do i i could screw you up and i was like whatever i'm glad i was glad to see it was funny i felt i felt like i was in the in the shower just talking to myself and then i looked and you were there that's why i didn't want to click myself on because you were you were in such a good flow i didn't want to like i was like well wait for him to at least end this like segment of it and then you were kind of rolling and i was like looking up some other stuff over here you were in a flow just let it rock um i yeah i got shot out of a cannon today it was good

it gets the people going is that is that a line from uh that's the line from that song, the Jay-Z song? Correct. Okay. Okay, I'm going to the Mike Fox, Mark Fox. You guys want to see where I'm going really quick? I'll show you where I'm going right now.

Yeah, all right. What do you do? It's right by my house. Mike Fox Skate Park. Oh. Images. I should take a video of it. Mike Fox skate park. Oh, um, images. I should take a video of it and I should walk around there and just show you guys.

I, I get there and I, and I, sometimes I'll do stuff like that and I think you guys will just be bored by it, but it's this huge skate park and there'll be no one there. That's cool. Yeah.

So there's this huge area here. And then over here, there's just massive pools, man, massive pools. This, this huge area here and then over here there's just massive pools man massive pools this this loop right here is huge yeah huge the full pipe yeah it's like probably 14 or 16 feet there it's just massive and then over there there's so many pools there it's so radical god it's so radical god it's so cool oh look at these guys this lets you see how big it is you can see how big these guys are

see that look at that's like a six foot guy there with a fucking 10 foot pole yeah oh here is this oh is that the layout there oh that oh no that is not it but that's that's a trip yeah that almost looks like the livermore skate park oh maybe it is central california skate parks maybe that is very similar design oh my god do you think that this is a website that has all the skate parks in california in central california skate the states wow this is the one that's supposed to be the big daddy have you been here no it didn't it didn't click if you click the link and it's still showing the original oh oh okay let me see if i can okay thank you this this is the one that's supposed to be the big, it's Lake Cunningham. This is like supposed to be the creme de la creme.

Yeah. Is that a vert wall right there? Oh yeah, look at that skate park. That sucker's big. And then I think there's more even, I think that there's like an eating area and a snack shack and a whole like. Wow.

Crazy. Yeah, when the boys get a little older too might be fun to do like a little like road trip tour yes for sure parks in california we we did that a couple times that was a lot of fun i can't wait to have you over to go skating with the boys. Uh, okay. Um, it's just the gold one or these. I want to get some really cool gold CEO shirts and the cups, the cups, man, the cups, the cups,

the cups are so cool. The gold is so nice on them. All right. Love you guys. Uh, California hormones. Thank you. Paper street coffee.

Thank you. Vindicate. Thank you paper street coffee thank you vindicate thank you life rx thank you executive producer matthew souza shows up after long days of work long days long day of work and buh-bye all right hey i'll call