The Sevan Podcast - #855 - Sunday Service | Live Call In

Episode Date: March 27, 2023

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Bam, we're live. Oh, shoot. Darn it. Stand by. Bam, we're live. I went to bed last night at like 9.15. I don't think I actually went unconscious until 11. But it was nice. It was nice being in that position. And then sleeping in an extra hour. I think I woke up at 5.

I think I'd already tricked myself after doing three shows at 6 a.m. Pacific Standard Time that I was ready to go. But, man, yesterday I came in, like, slow. There was a lull. Guys, everyone look at Sousa. What he's doing is he's listening to see if he likes the fade out because he made this. And he's like, how did that work? Hey, there's a button.

You have to click this thing that says no loop. It's funny. The default is to loop. So every time I started, I just barely got there in time. Anyway, that was good. I like that. Thong song. My wife's like, aren't you guys going to get in time anyway that was good i like that thong song my wife's like aren't you guys gonna get in trouble for that i'm like not in trouble at

most we'd get a copyright ding but do we like did you see one pop up already i haven't seen it yet in the back end i think the ends were good yesterday um i was saying how i never saw anyone hi caleb good morning you can talk with that thing in your mouth that's awesome um uh there's got to be your mom joke in there right with that thing in her mouth that's your mom's same thing um so yesterday i was like hey i've never seen anyone in a suit uh ever ever utter a word an erd an erd or a word of wisdom and then someone said what about jordan peterson i cannot think if i've ever heard jordan peterson utter a word of wisdom i cannot and that's why it's important to define it and and i and i did i did not define it yesterday i was just referencing to the characteristics of what wisdom is but i thought of a good example for you. And it goes along with cultivating these abstract ideas of cultivating space,

cultivating self-awareness. There is, I'll give you an example. And this is even, this is even more – one, I haven't defined it for you, jackass. I haven't been giving you good examples, double jackass. And now I'm going to give you an example that is even further away. It only points to kind of a – it points to a characteristic of what wisdom is but i still haven't defined it for you and i can give you some abstract definition like it helps

you to transcend um uh right and wrong and yes and no but i don't think that i don't know if that helps you know but i'll give you an example when you've cultivated enough space between your awareness and then this this avatar that you're surfing the world with, this Sevan character or this Matsuza character, when you ask a question, a yes or no question, there would be no difference if the person responded yes or no to someone who has wisdom, to someone who's cultivated space. So if someone – a child, my kids have zero wisdom. So they do stuff like, can I have a toy in the store? And you say – they want the answer to be yes. They already have an answer that they want. They've already set themselves up for failure. And you say no, and then they have a reaction to that no, or you say yes, and they have a reaction to that yes. A wise person does not, that's not how they operate. There's a space there. There's no difference in what the person responds. They would never set themselves up for play they point at things they point into eternity a wise man points into eternity

rank of wisdom by character on my screen, Caleb, Sousa, Trish, Sousa Sebon, yeah, probably it's usually the quiet guy who's the wisest, I mean this is Yeah, probably. It's usually the quiet guy who's the wisest. I mean, this is characteristic. I mean, it's a fair. Double Susa, then one guy down here.

The guy who's talking about it the most is often the guy who's trying to figure that shit out. Who needs to learn it the most. I ain't hating. That's why all these things like fake humility is not wisdom. Fake humility is not wisdom. Fake humility is not wisdom. Wisdom is not something you can fake. There's a ton of things you can fake a ton of things.

Wisdom is one of those things you cannot fake. We will get to the bottom of this. A comment from Ryan caught count C K a U T. Just waiting for me on my screen not even part of the show this asshole's completely hijacked the show when someone when someone comments about uh hoping a bunch of money lands on the podcast when they still have zero show notes zero background info on guests slap shows up slap shows up what's that mean slap shows up i don't know what that one means i love the other stuff i totally understand zero background on the guest

zero show notes uh and and then on to the next oh what like we did his mom slap her up i want to slap your mom up and move on to the next uh and then hope money arrives ignores tdc's advice what that's the live shows like doing people live in here i think so what about how about ignoring i ignored suza's advice too and doing shorts and hillar's advice and doing shorts how i i'm what i'm i'm offended by the fact you should have on there and and most importantly lose caleb to a real job how about that i also like how they think that dave is the he's the all-knowing of podcasts i haven't seen dave on one podcast other than ours i told you i told you guys that story about one time at the CrossFit podcast.

I think I just told it a couple days ago, but I'll tell it again. Tommy Marquez comes in, and he was such a fucking know-it-all. I cannot believe the way he used to fucking talk to me. He would come in, and we'd be like 10 shows into the CrossFit podcast. He'd go, what's the intention of your podcast? How come you have no intro music? You have no intro music. You have no outro music.

And just all of these things that he deemed as professional and like, just kind of like, like he was like, like I just bought a book, how to have a successful podcast. And he said to me, and I'd be like, well,

my, my, one of my hopes is, is and you have to remember at this time, like I'm running the media department at CrossFit Inc. He's just a fucking employee, like maybe three tiers down from me, down D O W N below. Yeah. And the chain of command and he would say, Oh,

so what's your point of podcast? I'm like, well, I'm hoping that I can bring any guest on here. And through the conversation, it can be interesting and enjoyable for anyone that everyone has a story that's worth hearing. And I hope to like elicit that from them. He goes, well,

you're very far off from that. I was like, damn. There is nothing. Oh my God. Oh my God. Hey, we'll give a,

well, I just go ahead. Well, I was going to say, I. Hey, we'll give a – Well, I just – go ahead. Well, I was going to say I forgot the other dude's name who just commented. I was like, at least he gave some actionable items. Ryan, yeah, yeah, Ryan. Ryan, yeah. These are – I don't think – these might be true. Can you imagine if we put – what if we put show notes down and all of a sudden Toastbaster is like, hey, we're going to allow you to give away tomorrow a nude picture of daniel brandon on

your show that's our first like all she's gonna be wearing is a pair of toe spacers yeah you're like holy shit with why'd you why are you guys jumping on board well i noticed you had show notes just like information on your guest dude he might be right although the thing is is those guys might be right do you want to see his youtube channel who uh uh ryan kotz yeah sure yeah what's he got is he killing it watch he's killing so good dude west side let me tell you isn't there some sort of like rule like how you can't wear a west side shirt that's like me wearing a ufc shirt dude well i mean you're not allowed to wear that he said after one month of hospitalization oh all right and he's got a walker behind him so maybe he had some sort of um oh those are aspirational goals maybe he had some

sort of hip or something like that issue vertical eye this oh wow that's intense hey i ain't hating on the dude like that you can, you can not have a great, like you can, he's just a dude who's probably just using the YouTube platform just to hold videos for him. I ain't, I ain't hating on him for nothing. I'm not mad at you. These are all do everything you're saying. I wish we had, I wish we had show notes. I think Caleb does show notes sometimes. I wish I had time to do background guests.

I'm too busy, like reorganizing the 100 pairs of shoes. I have in my closet all the time to do that. But this, and I wish I sometimes like, I kind of want to have a live guest. I set it up, but like, yeah. So I ain't, I, I kind of want to have a live guest. I set it up, but like, yeah.

So I ain't, I ain't hating. Thank you for the feedback. Thank you. Yes. To you and to Tommy. Hey, maybe that should be the chocolate dong song instead of the thong song.

Now we're talking. Yeah. Now we're, now we're talking yeah now we're now we're talking uh oh my goodness how about this hey seven i'm from australia and you're mostly right about our health care crisis in australia my very fit healthy 70 year old father had a heart attack a few days back uh one day later he was having surgery and got two stents put in. He watched the news and believed their lies and had four jabs. Oh, no. He asked the doctor if his jab related, and the doctor said he couldn't say.

Legally. My father believes now. If it's emergency-like, then this will get you in other non-essential for sure. Oh, man. Thank you for your good work keep spreading the the truth i did paraphrase a little bit um wow okay um there do you guys remember the guest we had that you when i say you guys do you guys think the guest we had? When I say you guys, do you guys think I'm talking to you and Caleb? Or do you think I'm talking to the audience?

I think it's a collective of all of us. Okay. It's just one big group. I don't even know. I said you guys. I'm like, wait, who am I talking to? Whoever gives the answer. Do you remember when we had the guy on and he schooled me on gorillas? Maybe it was chaffy but that basically they eat a bunch of greens and then they have bacteria in their gut

that consumes those greens and then that bacteria takes a deuce in your gut and that deuce is the protein yeah i do yeah and i was like oh shit like wow and that's how they get their protein and so the if you were to kill that bacteria in those gorillas they'd be toast yeah with like lucky charms or something diet diet all the diet coke and 3 000 branches of that um of that bush over there dead no more protein i don't know by the way i'm making up. I don't know if Diet Coke kills bacteria. Oh, here we go. Trish. Just adding in a bit of Trish stuff.

They have like five miles of digestive tract. I just want you. So I want to show you just like get you guys thinking about something real quick here. Jesus. Nothing else. Perspective. Perspective Native Americans, Columbus. Wait, hold on. It must be on the other end. I'm going down to the bottom of the list, Caleb.

In the 500s. 522? I swear. Oh, yeah. 522. The one that says Gorilla Protein. So check this out. This is basically what Chaffee told us when he was on the show but it's kind of cool hearing it here there's no such thing as protein body think about the gorilla

what protein is he getting he gets his protein from the 18 kilograms of vegetation that he eats every single day enters the very specific gut macro biome with bacteria that gorillas have that humans do not have that breaks down the cellulose in a very very certain way and converts it and synthesizes amino acids which are essentially proteins you can try to eat like a gorilla all you want you're not going to end up looking like a gorilla you're going to end up looking very skinny and very ill looking like these guys and you're going to start believing things like protein doesn't exist you know there's no okay so so now we have we have what are um we see we see what they're doing right they're they're eating vegetation and we're tripping we're like hey how can we have to eat animals and these fuckers don't and then somehow

you know we maybe we can trust scientists into believing this whole idea that that vegetation is eaten by a bacteria in their stomach and produces amino acids, right? Sounds believable, right? Some sort of like cohabitation, right? Like those fish that swim around the sharks and like are swimming through their gills and shit and they're not getting eaten by the shark. Like they got something figured out. Sean M., food is not real. We're going to need to get – we're going to need an expert. Okay.

And then I read this book recently called The Moth and the Iron Lung. lung and basically what they were trying to explain is is that if you if you put arsenic and lead into a person's mouth and they eat it on a regular basis what it does is it destroys their their gut and it destroys their intestines and it destroys their stomach and basically what ends up happening is is um that matter in your dietary track whatever that is between your fucking mouth and your anus it's supposed to that, that food, that, that stuff that goes in there is supposed to be protected from entering your bloodstream. So that way, if you were to eat some tetanus or some polio caucus or whatever they call that, that shit, um, it stops it from getting into your bloodstream and you don't get those diseases. But if you eat arsenic and lead, it breaks down your, your your your gut and it starts passing through that

whatever that barrier is that that blood barrier between your intestine and in your blood and then that's how that's how polio is that's the cause of polio that's the premise of this book caucus yeah the caucus it's not a really flattering picture of Danny, by the way. It's really not. You think they should have used a different one? No, actually, I like it. When I see that picture, she's looking at me like I'm a fucking turkey. And she's holding a fork and a knife in her hand.

She wants to eat me. That's what I see in her eyes. Like we're on a desert island together and she's about to fucking... I turned into a turkey. So that's a believable premise and you can google around and you can find all sorts of people who talk about that pro vax anti-vax pro drug anti-drug you'll find a lot of people who say yeah if you fuck up the gut um and shit starts passing through that wall into your blood, you're fucked. This one is not a stretch either.

This gorilla one, I've never heard anyone push against that gorilla one either. Have you? No. I've only just learned about it. Yeah, I've only heard a few spots. Wasn't there a chick who spoke at the DDC, Carrie Gillum, who talked about all of the – what's the major chemical company name monistat now oh monsanto monsanto because weren't they the ones that were spraying all the crops with the uh harmful

chemicals for pesticides i don't know if monsanto was around it started in the 1890s i don't know if they were around back then but it was that book says it was all the same stuff they do they do now that basically the fda was in bed with the um insecticide companies and they they hired doctors to be like no no the insecticides are fine in these portions by the way europe outlawed that shit right away as soon as they saw it started killing kids yeah at the turn of the century in the 1900s well we combined our food and drug yeah smart food food and drug they're virtually the same so we put them in the same committee no conflicts there so von do you have a p.o box no if you if you have to mail me something you

haven't figured out my address yet mail it to susan uh jim or just fucking ask anyone in the chat and i'll tell you my fucking address unfortunately i do appreciate all the presents that have been pouring in like i I think you got the chocolate back there. Okay. So, so this is, so it's, so you guys feel me that there's something that it's not as simple as, um, there's shit going on, by the way, when your kid is born, they do all these tests on your kid. And one of the tests they do, and then to do these tests, they prick the bottom of your kid's foot and they take a little bit of blood and they can do that like 20 times if your kid's in the hospital it's kind of crazy and when you have home births they ask you hey do you want to take these tests and of course i'm like no the reason why i said no is because i looked up the

odds of your kids having these sicknesses that they talk about and it's like there's like there was like one in california all those sicknesses combined there was like one in california the year my kid was born but but but as i recall these sicknesses are about they're all about enzymes they're looking for and making sure your kids have the proper enzymes and bear with me here so that you your child can digest proteins because i guess there's this rare thing that kids can be born with where if they're not that they don't have the ability to digest breast milk or or whatever you're feeding them and that they will examples of tests for amino acid disorders yeah shit like that fatty acids yeah unable to process some sort of food and then the kid dies but you

don't even know it supposedly yeah there it is fatty as with these disorders the body cannot break down fat and food in order to turn into energy yeah they're looking for these super rare um uh diseases and there's a reason why i didn't want my kid pricked on his foot you know 15 times uh in the first 12 hours of being born. You can look up the studies on that too. There's tons of them. So basically, it happens. What I'm telling you is that it's really important, this process.

There's some fantastic process in our bodies that when we eat shit, we're able to convert it into energy. And we're able to fight off any of the diseases we're putting in our mouth which are by the millions my kids walk around like this all and they're on jiu-jitsu mats all day like i had something's crazy there's some some crazy army between your mouth and your anus call her hi hey can i, can I change subject? Talk about something different? No, not yet. All right. I'll wait.

What is it about? Is there nudity in your subject? CrossFit stuff. No, no, no. Could you call back in three minutes? Sure. Thank you. So I want you to play 519 and i want you to listen to this very carefully this this this is fucking crazy this is a doctor who is checking fucking something called and you

can google this there's tons of there's tons of stuff on this that's not in the wackadoodle world tons uh bifidobacteria it's ubiquitous in in uh all human beings and all over the body i think it's super duper and fucking important go ahead and wiki the fuck out of it uh and then also if you're interested type in bifidobacteria autism and go ahead we'll play we're going to play like three minutes of this maybe we'll stop periodically here we go here's the doctor i said well you know what since the agenda is the vaccine let's look at what the vaccine's doing in the microbiome and that's at the same time as they started rolling these vaccines, I started enrolling doctors that basically were getting vaccinated. And I'm like, can I get your stools before and after you get vaccinated? And sure enough, people would come to me and they're like, hey, I heard you're like, you're testing the microbiome. I don't I want to have my baseline because just in case I change, I want to know what microbes I had before. So I'm like, yeah, happy to do it. So, you know, this study, that was, again, something I undertook myself and paid for myself. We, by the way, we applied for grants and all that waste of time, waste of

money. So I basically just dumped my money into this trial. So the first four patients I started noticing a month later, the bifidobacteria this important microbe is this is dropping in patients pre and post vaccination so then i started like asking myself wait a minute what's going on here i mean is it creating a bifidophage you know because this is precision medicine pause what's that mean kayla when she says is it creating a bifido baj faj i don't know i'm gonna go look it up okay let me keep playing it oh yeah yeah kid please please we're only gonna play like one more minute there's something she's gonna say and then i'm just gonna leave it at this alone but don't think that she's off course people do not think she's off course of the gut right you've got your

microbiome this way before, and you've got it after, and it's the same patient and only a certain group of microbes are getting killed. You got to pay attention. So then, you know, 10, 20, 30, 34 patients later, we're seeing this, you know, killing of the bifidobacteria. And so I wasn't going to pop, first of all, there's no way I was going to publish this because nobody would have taken that. So I decided to submit it to the American College of Gastro as a presentation, as a poster. It got accepted at the American College of Gastro as a poster, and then it won the best research award as a poster. So all my colleagues called

me and said, Hey, I saw your data. That's incredible. How do you think this is happening? So all my colleagues called me and said, hey, I saw your data. That's incredible. How do you think this is happening? The vaccine is supposed to be improving your immunity. And we all know bifidobacteria is a huge part of immunity. How do you think it's happening? So then I said, I think it's creating a bacteriophage or bifidophage.

And what we noticed is in four patients that we followed, which were amazing shape, you know, we followed them for 90 days. And then next thing you know, their bifidobacteria dropped to like zero from like a million to like zero. So it kept persisting. So there was a persistence in the damage and not only 90 days but six months look look there she is dr sabine hazan s-a-b-i-n-e h-a-z-a-n anyone want to like fact check her look her up there it is sabine hazan okay keep going sorry so that was the thing that started making me panic and then as we were looking at the microbiome of newborns um to mothers who were breastfeeding we started noticing that there's no bifidobacteria in those newborns so we asked ourselves well i mean because newborns are supposed to have a ton of bifidobacteria right 90 of the microbiome guess what guess who else doesn't have bifidobacteria film autistic kids oh interesting

mothers who got the vaccine their breast milk doesn't have bifidobacteria kids with autism super low levels of bifidobacteria your kid's born you just fucking let the doctors put 50 shots into them with different vaccines just think

just think just think how obscure is that that fucking connection of what's going on in your fucking gut wow she she is really Jewish L'chaim oh is that what that is that that affect yeah she got a crazy affect bacteriophage also known informally as phage is a duplo the nevira virus that infects and replicates within bacteria and archaea the term was derived from bacteria let me see um bacteriophage are composed of proteins that proteins that encapsulate DNA or RNA genome and may have structures that are either simple or elaborate.

Their genomes may encode as, bacteriophage are among the most common and diverse. I don't know what it is. It's a ubiquitous bacteriophage or a ubiquitous virus. Bacteria can carry viruses that can be expressed and kill the bacteria when the bacteria is stressed oh bacteriophage can okay bacteria bacteriophage uh is a virus that can be expressed and kill the bacteria when the bacteria is stressed is that is that what you mean kamala tried to tell us that this vaccine wasn't safe. I agree.

She did try to tell us. She told us. Anyway, just keep your eye on it. I find it crazy that I just read that book, The Moth in the Iron Lung. And then, you know, you see what you want to see. Someone sends me that link and is like hey look at this it doesn't sound like a fucking stretch at all david weed says don't believe everything you see on the internet i agree i agree but just it's another data point it's another data point

she goes on to say um she goes she goes on to say um that good luck trying to replace the – what's that stuff called? Bifidobacteria because a lot of people will tell you that they have it and they don't have it. Ben Hurst, Sevan, you really think you're making a connection that doctors and researchers haven't? No, actually, what's interesting is I Googled it and there's hundreds of videos of people because this lady makes it sound like she's the first one to do it. Actually, there's hundreds of people already out there who already made that connection. But do I think that I've actually made connections that doctors and research haven't? Yeah, by the tens of thousands, by the hundreds of thousands. I do them on this show fucking all the fucking time.

My question to you is, do you really think that doctors and researchers are making connections or that they're just super myopic and that they miss this shit i was very clear to me um just with the rudimentary math skills that i had is that the the japan the cruise ship off of the coast of japan was a perfect sample of how covid would spread how come and the doctors and researchers didn't make that connection at least the ones i saw on cnn but now they know And the doctors and researchers didn't make that connection, at least the ones I saw on CNN. But now they know. The medical stuff is so complex, very irresponsible to try to make a connection you have no knowledge about. The medical stuff is so complex.

Don't even try to talk about it. Just leave it alone. Don't question it. Don't talk about it. And it's very irresponsible. don't question it. Don't talk about it. And it's very irresponsible, but no,

Ben, it's very irresponsible of you to outsource your observation skills and your own discernment. I have, I'm the only connection. The only connection that I'm making buddy is, is that here you have the, here you have a company in the 1890s that manipulated the government to allow arsenic.

And dude, can you imagine this ben listen to this they allowed arsenic from 1890 to 1952 they allowed arsenic and lead to be sprayed on food because of these doctors and researchers you're defending listen to that i'm gonna say it again ben hirsch from 1890 to 1952 they had doctors and researchers allowing them to spray lead arsenic on your food do you know what they pivoted to ben they pivoted to ddt dude to DDT, dude. You are being irresponsible by outsourcing your observation and your discernment, buddy. Don't argue your limitations.

Do not argue your limitations, buddy. All I'm suggesting is that people look it up. And I didn't make the... Neither me nor this lady made the connection. I mean, I made it on my own, but then as soon as you Google it, there's endless stuff out there about it, endless. Tons of doctors and researchers who've already actually spotted this. Molly, Ben, so he's just to blindly follow whatever everyone says without making an educated decision. Well, you can just see the way he writes, right? follow whatever everyone says without making an educated decision. Well, you can just see the way he writes, right?

This is all just nervous talk. The medical stuff is so complex. This is all just, this is just. It's thought police shit. Yeah. That's what it's to me. Listen, just do your own little study. Ask anyone who's had back surgery. Ask 10 people who've had back surgery if they wish they

if they're glad they got it nine of them will tell you that they fucking wish they would have never gotten it and then and then and then yeah so just uh just remember you're responsible uh the normal floor is so challenging to study and so much can affect it food alcohol antibiotics it wouldn't be surprising if a vaccine would affect it. We don't know what is normal for everyone. All fair. Totally, totally fair. 100% fair.

Yeah. I mean, Melinda, along those lines, we may find out that it's something that's in the actual needle, that there's some metal in the needle that when it interacts with the bloodstream it causes i mean yeah you're right it's it's infinite complex it does it does not mean that you don't think about it it does not mean that you don't think about it this fucking poor guy uh otto warburg who won the nobel prize for realizing cancer is a metabolic disease was fucking hijacked by people like Ben Hirsch and then

it sucks and now fucking shit loads of people have died because there's someone arguing the limitations I know I just hate that like the whole thing like it's irresponsible to talk about like why because you're gonna have somebody that's gonna come on here and do what exactly I know. I just hate that, like the whole thing. Like it's irresponsible to talk about. Why? Because you're going to have somebody that's going to come on here and do what exactly? Possibly take our advice and question what they're putting into their bodies?

Heaven forbid. Heaven forbid you take a moment and just gather more information and make sure it's right for you. And not just blindly follow an expert's opinion, which isn't even an expert's opinion. It's a corporate opinion. Yeah, you have to you have to know that there are no experts yeah yeah yeah you have to know there's um you have to believe that there's no experts you you at the end of the day you are the only expert you have to collect you have to collect you have to collect you have to find you have to find people that you sort of trust.

They're gathering. Oh, this is going to be good. Extra sloppy, I do jujitsu with my doctor, and he's cool as hell. We talk about how gay the vaccine is all the time. How is the vaccine gay? I don't get that. I don't use that word like that. You know that, extra sloppy.

It's unfortunate that we can't have the convo with more people. Uh, seven, no, but you're only gathering information that really affirms your belief already. You say you're looking at all the information, but you aren't. Well, I'm not looking at all the information that would be impossible. That would be impossible. And thank you for your feedback. I'll try to look at more information out there. Is there anything you would suggest? Nothing specific, but just want to let you know you're wrong. Is there anything?

Let me know. Got nothing specific for you. Mike Litteris. is there anything out let me let me let me know got nothing specific for you but mike literis i jumped off the bridge because seven said it on the podcast awesome okay that's it oh the caller the caller's done anyway uh were they on hold that whole time no no they hung up i guess it's important i guess it's important to pay attention to what you're sticking in your mouth i guess it's important um i got this dm from a nurse let's watch caleb's face as he uh hears this this is crazy so the other day i was wondering if i had a friend who got fat and he just put the fat on his face it was so weird he didn't put it anywhere else and like in in you know there's those it's a fucking tragedy but

you know those women who like will put on like 100 pounds of fat and their tits don't get big so it's like 150 pound woman who weighs 250 but she's still like a fucking a cup you're like what the fuck god hates you but but then there's also those women out there it's like they're 300 pounds and they have the quadruple d's right so i was wondering does anyone put fat on their penis like on their shaft like is there any are there any is there any are there any fat penises and a nurse wrote me this uh your fat dick conversation was hilarious i'm a registered nurse and i've seen more penises than a whore i've never seen shaft fat fat builds on the fupa remind you this is a nurse for those you don't

know what fupa is fupa is called is the uh acronym for fat upper pussy area and even though it says fat upper pussy area fupa men also have fupas it's like it's one of those things that transcends uh sex so if there's anyone who's offended any men out out there that you want a FUTA, fat upper dick area, I don't care. Sorry. The women have taken over. So all of us have FUPA. Okay. Fat builds up on the fat upper pussy area, FUPA, until it swallows up the penis.

And you have to push the fat down to get the penis. That's the part I don't understand. Why would you push the fat down to get the penis. That's the part I don't understand. Why would you push the fat down into them? You have to push it into the body, otherwise it's receded into the body. The dick is receded into the body, so you have to push the fat in to make it. You know those toys at the zoo or something

where you squeeze it and it shoots out of your hands kind of thing? Yeah. It's like that, trying to get – You think that's evolution's way of not letting fat people fuck? For sure, yes. Yeah. Oh, I didn't – that's weird. When I read this twice, and I'm like, I think she meant push up.

I was thinking, so you push it into the – okay, now it makes sense. Okay, so it swallows up the penis, and you have to push the fat down to get to the penis. It's impossible to place a catheter without another person's help. So you need two people. One holds the fat down. Yeah. Caller, I know I said call back in three minutes, but you just hold on one minute until I finish this bit. One holds the fat down. Yeah. Call her. I know I said call back in three minutes, but you just hold on one minute until I finish this bit.

Thank you. Then the nurse goes on to say, now there's so much obesity that it's normal for a nurse to need help finding a penis. Now, Ben, I know this is – Ben, I'm sorry. I know this is complex medical shit, and I'm struggling to understand it. You're right. Actually, going back to Ben Hirsch, without a medical professional here like Caleb to explain to me what push down means, I would have thought it meant push. I thought you would have had to push the fat up towards the chin, but he's saying you actually have to recess it into the body, and I get it. And you're right.

There's probably something like that about the bifidobacter bacteria that i'm not an expert on after just watching one video and doing seven minutes of research on wikipedia you're right i acquiesce it's impossible to place a catheter on one of these people without a second set of hands nowadays there's so much obesity that it's normal for a nurse to need help finding the penis it's not uncommon it definitely becomes a two-person job typically the patient can't reach it at that point and isn't any help to us plus they are likely critically ill with obesity related diseases i i and then they and then they follow it up a few minutes later with another dm i'm sorry i failed to mention that often you need a third or fourth staff needed to hold the

panaculus that's the fat apron a fat apron out of the way that that's from over that comes from overeating caleb what's the cause of all that just eating too much yeah just constantly eating i had to ask caleb because i'm not an expert i'm not a nutritionist i'm not a i'm just a just a simple armenian human caller i'm not an expert either so god a two-person job finding a cock wow we got three of us finding a conclusion that is amazing that is amazing i think the vaccine is probably the least of that person's worries color hi how are you good unbelievable doing doing important work today on biomes and

uh penis fat but i got another another important thing we need to talk about. CrossFit related. If it's about the adaptive class, I'm all about it. I would love to talk about this fucking Alex Zirkenbach guy. He needs the vaccine. He needs to get triple boosted.

Sorry. It's not that. Okay. So I have this theory in life that you don't want someone who was bullied in high school to get too much authority or too much power. Now, hear me out. You're talking about cops, right? No, but that's a good example. That's a really good example. Okay.

I'll just cut you the chase here. You're not a sociologist, motherfucker. You're not a sociologist. You're not a fucking expert. You didn't sit in a classroom with fucking a bunch of fucking insecure retards who are desperate to understand society. I did sociology freshman year.

You don't know that. All right, all right, all right. Fine. I just stand down. I stand down. Checks out. He's qualified. All right. Checks out.

Expert. Expert. So, and I'm going to come at a guy that he's your guy, but just hear me out, okay? I'm already feeling defensive. I'm already defensive.

I've never seen you get defensive before, Sivan. Very defensive already. So, when I see Adrian Bosman. Oh, dude. That's not just my guy. God damn you. Go on. I see somebody who in seventh grade,

someone spit in his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And then they all watched as he ate it. I think he probably got pushed when he was in the urinal. Like, I just feel like I got bullied. I was a nerd energy coming off of him. Ben Hirsch, would you call in please? Ben, call in and tell me what an irresponsible douchebag I am, please. Oh, my God. You didn't tell me you were going to fucking pull my skin back.

When that happens, this is when we get VFs and, of course, final workouts. It's true. It's true. It's true. He's like, I, that time that someone peed in my locker and now I'm going to, I'm going to make all these, these dudes do V-ups. Okay. Okay. I hear you. Someone spit in my sandwich.

Bear with me here a second. connection between no bifidobacteria in babies and no bifidobacteria in autistic people, but you're trying to make the connection that if someone spits in someone's sandwich when they're a little kid and then they get power, they make you do Vips. I'm not saying whether either of us are right

or wrong, but there's a parallel, though, right? We're seeing, like, connections. We're making connections. I think we're both right. We're making connections. We're making connections. You're trying to manipulate me by agreeing with my shit, so I'll agree with your shit. Exactly. No, fuck that.

Hey, I don't care. Get the vaccine. Adrian's a good guy. Scratch everything I said about bifidobacteria. It's a bullshit, and Adrian's a good guy. How about that? I don't agree with any of us. Ben, you're the man. I think he's irresponsible. I just don't think we should be doing via. Who's more irresponsible? Me

for just trying to talk about some medicine that I have no idea and I'm not qualified to talk about? Or this motherfucker? Who the fuck are you? Are you an NFL judge or something? Ben Hirsch wants to chime in, caller. This caller has more reason than you were using in the connection. Fine.

Good. I lose. Great. All right. My kids, my kids are waking up. I got to go get them. Thanks for,

thanks for letting me call it. Don't ever call in again. Let's apologize to Adrian. Oh my God. That's horrible. You need to take a vaccine to help your thinking he's never met adrian person because you met adrian person there's no way you would think that oh he's way too cool oh my goodness wow that's funny i'm and the reason why i must be defensive is i must like

respect this this guy must like be able to like um I'm not playing the role of Ben Hirsch, right? This guy's onto something and I don't like it. Yeah. Well, I just like this manipulative thing when he disagreed with you. It was at that point when I knew I liked him. You saw that coming away.

Okay. What were we talking about? You have to, you have to, if you're, you can become so obese that you need two people to find your penis. Yeah. Hey, what do you think about the two people?

Do you think if you're obese, like super obese, you should buy two seats in an airplane too? Like if you're that guy that you need three nurses to find your penis, do you also have to buy two seats in an airplane? Yeah, that's even – that's kind of even – it's even a dumb question, right? It's like a rhetorical question. Or a first-class ticket because they always have massive seats it's you're not trying to be you're not trying that's like saying um uh it's the same as saying um if you're fat should you buy or you're not even fat just me um what what size waist are you uh um um mr susan you okay i'm a 32 too okay um let's say someone's a 36 okay they don't go to the store and be like hey i'm buying a 32 like you buy the fucking thing

that fits you you just buy the seat that fits you it has nothing to do with anything see the other is not going to fix that like i don't care if you're fat or skinny i don't care if you're seven feet tall i don't give a fuck like like just buy the seat that fits you what if they had one of those big scales that you just walk on you know what i mean like a really like one of those big ones and then before every flight you just got on it and it ran out your weight and then it printed out your your ticket so that if you got on and you reached a certain weight it just you doubled up you had to buy two tickets right there on the spot and then you were charged double and you walked in and they kind of just charge or they just charge you based on gasoline usage like

more you're more cargo so therefore you pay more i mean i yeah like dude it takes three dude i don't see how you could are i don't see how you could argue that. Even if you hate that. I don't see. It's the same. There's so many things like that in life. Like, us boys pay more insurance than the girls. Until you're 25. Yeah, I'm not like mad about that.

They're trying to fucking cover costs. But I've never done the research. I just accept that as fact, by the way. I've never done the research. just accept that as fact by the way i've never done the research i'm open to like girls being worse drivers oh here we go listen look at this guy son of a sevan you should make your studio look like a liquor store your desk could be the uh dear sean ryan that's fucking hilarious whoever designed your and all you cool guys out there who have all those liquor bottles and dark sets and all that listen i'm so happy with my sign i would like to ask that guy sam samuel quanter who is the guy conter the guy in the beginning ryan ryan conk like dude

my homies just bought me this sign how about like dude you the man next stop rogan i mean i'm the shit with this sign it's like right after you put those show notes in i could feel it yeah i'm the shit this sign some show notes i'm fucking that's the tipping point hey ben what do you think ben what do you think about uh climate change huh i know i know the models are unable to predict the past and they're and they've been 100 inaccurate about presenting the future but they are the experts um do you think that it's okay to question um maybe the models that they're using i don't know uh number four number four oh number one is jesus jesus talk is fun oh i wanted to start the show i think with number one for our sunday service i watched number one and it kind

of almost made me cry a little bit we can do we can do four we can do four i love a fucking chick with the nose ring like this bitch looks like she's supposed to be like like all about like carbon footprint shit but she's not right i totally misjudged her here we go the incorruptible mama bear the most powerful government cleavage the most powerful government cleavage. The most powerful government. Governments can't solve homelessness or end world hunger, but they can change the earth's temperature if you pay more taxes. The most powerful governments can't solve homelessness or end world hunger, but they can change the Earth's temperature

if you pay more taxes. Wild. I mean, that's spot on, right? Yeah. That is spot on. Pay more taxes. Give the money to nancy pelosi she'll make sure it's allocated to helping planet earth you're a good person uh can you get no tail and still be cool is

slaying pussy required good morning love you all 499 trish you get, no slain pussy has nothing to do with being cool. Oh my God. I don't think. It's so crude. I hated all my friends who were slain pussy. I didn't think they were cool. Oh, they're all liars.

Yeah. That was like a, you were denied. Yeah. Me and Caleb were like, fuck you. You're going, you leave the group of guys at eight. Not cause you're getting pussy.

Cause your mom and dad make you go home. Exactly. Yeah. And all the cheerleaders talking to you at lunchtime we know you pay them fuck that oh my goodness i never had i never had a one night stand five years of fornication yeah never there was this one girl that it looked like i was gonna have a one night stand with her but i totally went out of my way to make sure I didn't. It's like I did not want to sleep with her again but I did because I didn't want I felt like a one night stand was a stain

on my record. I ended up having sex with her like 10 times. Very intimate. What a stand up guy. Sebon is a sucker for middle aged women with a filter and a conservative talking point that that wasn't a middle-aged woman what do you consider middle-aged that that chick was 30 okay so what do you consider middle-aged like 50 something yeah older than me 54 however old i am add three years oh here we go trish at 35 to 45 i don't know i guess you're right i guess middle age is 35 70 is the average age that's like 78 yeah my wife and i get into an argument about it at least once a week.

A harem is basically just a guy who doesn't lie to his girls. Everyone's had a harem. If you lie, it doesn't count as a harem. Look at this, number one. You guys want to change the speed a little bit? Number one, this is so good. This is how I dream at night. This one's called Jesus.

This one, I just love this. I just love this. I wish this was more me. It's Jesus Christos cleaning people's feet. We can't have the music now jesus washing nurse's foot some lady with the ukrainian flag looks like a prisoner wearing nikes washing the feet of a police officer washing donald trump's foot washing joe biden's foot washing a baby baby mexican baby's foot oh shit he's he was hugging a dude he was spooning a dude some hot chick some hot latin chick on her phone washing the pope's feet not your body not your choice look at look so that that right there he's washing a dude's foot

who likes dick in his mouth right that's what that signifies yeah and why does it signify that because of that flag. So do you guys get that right there? I don't mean to ruin a great bit that's supposed to be all-encompassing and loving. I love that Jesus is doing this. I'd wash the fuck out of people's feet. But this is to let you know that that guy sitting there sucks dick and also wants to suck other guys' dicks because of that flag. um,

sucks dick and also wants to suck other guys dicks because of that flag. And that's why that flag can't be waving over my kids' elementary school. That was actually, that's it. That made your point. That's it. Thank you. Well,

Susan and I didn't even plan that. Thank you. And Caleb stopping it there. Now there's a deep connection there. I don't know if Ben will allow us to pull it off, but there is some sort of connection there that, you know, we've made a connection. Poor Ben.

Might be making a leap. Yeah. I don't want to say anything, but hey, Ben, the correlate that I'm drawing between that bacteria is not as good. I want to give it to you, for sure not as good as the correlate that no one healthy has died from COVID. And therefore, COVID doesn't kill healthy people. That is a much stronger because we have a much greater sample size. No, that's not what i mean let me see what's going on here it's not even 8 a.m where i live and you've already and we've already you already know it takes it there's there's

people who takes two people to fucking find their penis that's yeah that's sad imagine trying to put a catheter in that do all christians see that see yeah that's crazy what is their penis like only like this big at that point that you find it are you like trying to hold it up wow it's nuts it's pretty bad i i like that i really like that that that jesus montage though right just this all-encompassing like just just love yeah that's pretty cool this is an outbound call yeah i'm nervous me too good morning hi good morning hey i'm just thinking that it's sunny and that i would want to take the kids to the skate park at some point yeah you wrote back we don't have um do you should we do you want to text luke and see oh sure do you think have you ever felt the need that you needed another person to help find my

penis like you're like okay yeah could you maybe um um and you do, I want you to know I won't be offended two or three, four people. Feel free to invite you. Maybe you could give me a choice, Haley. Like two or three people to choose. Like give me like a panel of people. Line up. Yeah. Is this your way of trying to get Daniel Brandon over? Yes. That's good. to get daniel brandon over yes that's great for medical medical purposes okay um will you will you will you bother maybe luke and just see if he's around today or what about that other kid um who maybe text his mom the one that our kids like to skate with

oh um rowan yeah don't say his name whatever you do but yes okay okay and we'll call that group fergie says we'll call that group the penis panel that's good okay all right i love your speaker and obby just walked in and he's like, what? Oh, no. Okay. Bye. Tell him it's Zenith. We're getting a Zenith panel for our TV. Oh, man. Remind me never to do an impromptu call to the house.

That was awesome. Can you pull up the Jesus thing again? I want to read what it says in there. Hey, Jay, awesome can you can you pull up the jesus thing again i want to read what it says in there hey jay is this this sizzle guy is this the guy who's making all the cool who's made the cool um uh love knows no boundaries we don't get to decide who is worthy of his love jesus look at, this guy writes, I was absolutely wrecked when I came across this video. The only true unconditional love comes from the Lord. God's love is so beautiful. Yeah, how do people reconcile this?

Uh-oh, like 10 Christians are about to call. How do people reconcile this with evil? Like, can your characters, can your Jesus character clean Satan's feet? I don't think he could clean Satan's feet unless Satan was accepting. Oh, there it is. There it is. Go back the other way. There it is. This is important. You learn this when you, this is like sociology 101. This is like the, to all the people out there saying this is fault, I'm sorry, but Jesus loves everyone no matter what.

He hates sin, not sinners. Yeah, that's the – that's an important – that's wisdom right there. That's a little piece of wisdom. That'll give you a little – don't hate the player, hate the game. No, no, no, that's no that's still that's the same um he conquered uh satan no i'm not i'm not christian i am not i repeat it's your only time you get talked to at all today dan you're on time out it's a time out uh trish what what trish let me know what i what what what you

think i need to read so that um like give me some information that i need what's funny is that you say that i um i'm not willing to look at both sides we were completely inundated with the other side i'm the little mouse in the corner while the rest of the world is fucking yelling, take the shot or you're going to die. And you're saying that I'm not willing to listen to their side. I've done nothing but listen to the other side for two fucking years. You don't have to be listening to something that's spread to you every day. Like what are you talking about? Open up.

Here's your agenda. Oh, good. Send it to me. Thank you. Email it to me, please. Savon Matosiian at Gmail.

Anyway, I like, I love that Jesus art. Yeah, that was cool. Okay. Excuse me me how about this no we're not you're from canada i can't be friends with anyone who's canadian oh were you dan were you offended by that thing of this the the adrian piece he's canadian dan guerrero five dollars i'll read anything for a dollar. I'm a Buddhistian. That's an Armenian Buddhist. It's not bad. Look at number three. This is really good, talking about seeing stuff from another perspective.

I love stuff like this. Here we go. I don't know who this is. The town you were brought up in maine was javek city usa is that a misquotation no i said that but no they didn't try to turn me white no it was just them i grew up in maine and massachusetts you know in places where they're uh the towns that i grew up in Maine and Massachusetts, you know, in places where the towns that I grew up in, there weren't any Indians. They didn't believe in Indians. They thought we were either

all dead and stuffed in museums or never had existed in the first place. We were kind of like fairy godmothers and, you know, fictional characters because they had wiped out their Indians in the 1600s. And there was I trying to grow up in that situation where I'd be with my Indian relations in the summer who were real live living breathing warm happy and sad people and then I'd go back to school and they're trying to tell me Columbus discovered America right yeah and I knew darn well right what had happened yeah yeah I mean like it's like the time between between that thing there that Columbus Day and that Thanksgiving is always a very strange time for Native people because we're just figuring we're lucky that we didn't wind up on the table. We know how it is.

It's coming. You know, like in 1492 on October 12th, you know, that's when the Native North American people discovered Columbus. She's curious. She didn't smile. All of it's a bit until the end. All of it's a bit until the end. What a great flip of the script. Columbus didn't discover America in October 12th, 1492. The native Americans discovered Columbus. in october 12th 1492 the native americans discovered columbus

god i'm so naive sometimes but gender and sex don't matter don't worry but don't worry he didn't discover fucking America. That word discovers being used in pro like that's so that's like, I'm saying that when a baby's born and the first time he looks at his hand, he discovered hands, discover hands, discover hands for himself. The Indians discovered Columbus. It's just cool.

Some of you are like, what, huh? You okay, Sevan? He's stuck on words again. Stop doing research. You're not an expert. Yeah. You're not a historian. historian? I thought that gorillas were, I thought, I guess I don't know what I thought,

but I just assumed that they didn't need protein either, I guess, if someone would have asked me, right? Because it makes total sense, right? All they do is eat plants. Somehow they're big and strong and they don't, and they don't need a, I mean, that was the thing forever. Do you remember that? That was like the argument for vegetarians for, from when I was 16 to 51. And it only took three seconds of someone talking to change to make me realize, oh shit, they do eat protein. Information is important.

And words, words. Some people get way too offended by someone calling them stupid asshole. They should, they should fucking crawl into a hole. They should dig into the ayahuasca trip if i call them that transcend that i called some a friend of mine in college either stupid or an idiot and like five years later they told me that when i said that that fucking really hurt them and i always regret saying that to that person they really hung on was that was it out of were

you like mad when you said it or was it like oh it's just someone i really care about who really cared about me and like i'd know like like it hit that person yeah but they thought that i really think that they're stupid or an idiot which i don't i was just angry i was lashing out it was like if you ever like like you throw something like in your house and you just meant it to hit the ground and it broke a window in your house and you're like, what the fuck? It was like that. Yeah.

Did that with the foosball one time. Yeah. Right. Regretted it. As soon as I left my hand, I was like, this is going for that glass window. Yeah. Yeah. I threw a golf ball at my sister once and it broke a window and I was like, oh my God.

Yeah. Yeah. Dumb shit. I was so pissed. I lost the foosball game and then I was way more pissed. I. Yeah, yeah. Dumb shit. I was so pissed I lost the foosball game and then I was way more pissed I broke the window. I was a little glass flame. Trish, by the way, Trish has just cracked the code

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The caller called. The caller, he said something he didn't agree with. Yeah, he said something. He's making all sorts of fucked up connections. Me and Ben disagree on that too. Miss Newts, you ever seen a newt? You ever catch newts? There's tons of them in the Bay Area.

I think they're amphibians. Yeah. They look like lizards, but they're not. Okay. I love these shows so much, never change. Thank you. I hope I change a little bit. Cat Shearer coming on the show soon.

I called Susie yesterday. I had a really bad day yesterday. And I had to speak with – for me, it was bad. I mean, my dad days aren't really that bad, but for me, it was bad. Because after the show, I was like, man, what happened to that what happened to that show i didn't normally leave the show so pumped and like i didn't want to do another show and my wife told me no the show was great yesterday and then susan and i talked and then susan was like i told susan i was like yeah you know what i think i'm just tired of hearing myself talk and we need to go back to having guests because i don't know if you guys

noticed we we were fucking crushing guests for two years and then we just stopped about a week ago every day damn near and i was like yeah i'm tired of hearing myself talk i think and i need uh i need guests jeremy world uh cool scene holly home dominate her fight last night wow oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i need to find that clip caleb can we find holly home uh after she won the fight last night yeah was that you jeremy who texted me that i i watched the fight i didn't see her um uh her closing speech uh don't say f again give you another two dollars later sit right at the bottom of the chat. Damn it, you said it. Oh, well, I just read that.

Yeah, it starts from now, from now. David Weed, you got high on your own voice. Or maybe it brought me down. I don't know. But I'm open to it, maybe. Okay. So we did number three, Native Americans discovered Columbus. but maybe I'm open to it. Maybe. Uh, okay. Um, so we did the Nate, we did number three,

uh, native Americans discovered Columbus. I like that. Like that. Um, while Caleb finds that I'm going to play number, uh, number seven here.

This is a guy trying to give away free needles in the expensive part of San Francisco. It's weird that he only talks to women. It's funny. I recognize that spot immediately. Union Square. But yeah, Union Square. And good eye, Sousa. And the point is this. This is just the total typical thing again, again. These are the do-gooders. These are the white Democrats. Sorry. Republicans are bad too for anyone who cares if I offended anyone.

it's 1850 you can find it all the senators saying this because they won't be able to take care of themselves and that it's just the north that's evil because they want us to free the blacks and then they'll all perish and die we have to take care of them this is the same thing with needle giveaways we have to take needles the democrats we have to take needles to these poor areas and help these people we have to give them clean needles we have to take care of them but what happens when you take the needles and you bring them to the rich part of town and you try to give them to the rich people doing a photo shoot called a bag Needles by my good friend Dennis. What we're going to be doing in this shoot is highlighting the fact that certain politicians

deem that it's okay that they pass out needles and different paraphernalia in lower income communities. But if we were to bring this type of ideology into a posh area like union square or pack heights or one of these and just so you know he said he said if you bring this into pacific heights he called it pack heights pacific heights is actually really nice union square where this louis vuitton store is not really nice it's still scary as fuck you get robbed there in a second but pacific heights is actually pretty nice but this is all of san francisco has turned into a shithole but but anyway here we go or um uh uh nicer uh like that louis store there i'm sure has had packs of fucking uh kids it just was on it just was on

like a couple months ago you remember that really yeah they just stormed it busted all the shit and stole it yeah yeah yeah neighborhoods that it would really be frowned upon so we're gonna be doing a couple videos a couple photo shoots i hope i love that bag of needles that's crazy right yeah you guys enjoy yeah i live in the new uk is this real a needle giveaway oh yeah dude 100 yeah 100 dude that that. Hey, dude, it used to be illegal to have a bag of needles like that when I was a kid. You couldn't even have a fucking needle. Now they're just fucking everywhere. You have to know there's no Republicans who are for needle giveaways. seven you're not talking about the other side the other side is as if they share needles they all get aids and die okay but giving away needles wasn't the answer it's it's me it exacerbated the problem you've been doing it for 20 years now can we just admit that

of the uk national i know i i trish the uk national health has always given away needles do you not know that rocks yeah i mean the fucking uk is quadruple fucked as the united states i spent a bunch of time over there you guys were 20 years ahead of us in your fuckness already but but it does i don't i don't care whether you know that or not you know all right that's You know, all right. That's right. All right. That guy doesn't want a needle.

Appreciate what you're doing. Yeah. Appreciate what you're doing. Do you like a syringe? No. No syringe? No. No.

Okay. Love the purse that he has on his side. Yeah. Okay. Ma'am, would you like some needles? No. Needles? I don't think it's a very powerful piece that he's that's right across the that's the saint regis area now i think i i don't think it's a very powerful piece that he's offering these people needles but the point is this no one wants um

no one wants needles in their hood. Nobody. Nobody. The poor people do not want needles in their hood. We're big time fucked in the UK. Unless you're outside the city. I mean, you guys can be in the country. But still, you guys need guns. I said it.

Hi, Caleb. Ready for the video? Yeah, I haven't heard what she said. Have you heard it? Have you listened to it? Yeah, it's just super quick. Oh, okay. You ready for the video? Yeah, I haven't heard what she said. Have you heard it? Have you listened to it? Yeah, it's just super quick. Oh, okay. Let's see.

So before this, she kind of goes on like a thank you to everybody, like give applause to my family and my team. Thank you for everything you've done. And then she just says, I got one more thing. And this is what she said, basically. Something that's been on my heart, and I feel like I have the platform to say it. I need to say it.

I just feel it's really sad, all the sexualization of our children right now, and we need to protect them. Whatever that may be, let's protect the children. children please do anything we can to help yeah bisbing didn't flinch that's good good honor good fucking honor mama mama holly holmes for those of you who don't um know this chick uh is the one that ended ended Ronda Rousey's career. Ronda Rousey was like the first female, like super high profile fighter in the United States. It's surprising that there's been hung in there because he had so many people in their post-fight interviews just like grab the mic and start just like spouting off stuff. Kind of cool to see that he was like respectful of what she was trying to say yeah that is cool and and i remember when i used to watching her

training videos by the way you would see her doing muscle-ups which means she got a uh crossfit influence i'm still uh newts i'm in the countryside in the uk and it's still right we need guns never give yours up word on my heart i wish she'd been more specific on her mind on my heart like giving a suicidal person a ride to the bridge oh you guys following that yeah that was the needle thing yeah and yeah and just all the things allowing people to self-diagnose their their medical issues their psychiatric issues and then just acting on it uh bodybuilders uh do muscle-ups they're just not pretty yeah i just don't think that they did them before crossfit for the most part definitely not in snatch and clean and jerk

and all that like really got popularized by crossfit uh holly's preaching to the choir i don't think many woke or dems are going to uh be at these UFC events. How do they justify it? We need to get a demo on here. Is it like what T. Lander was saying when T. Lander was defending them? T. Lander was suggesting that this sexualization of kids and stuff like that is tantamount to the 12 unarmed officers or unarmed black guys who were shot by officers in 2019 like hey it's just such a small number and we're blowing it out of proportion and i and i and i kind of hear him that but i don't think that's what's going on

i don't think i don't think that that's what's going on at all but but i mean that would definitely be an interesting stat it's like how many of these schools are you know bringing stuff like this into the curriculum or allowing these oddities that we see online like the drag queen queens reading to the you know students or this weird shit that they're bringing in like how many schools are actually doing that but i do think it's a slippery slope because it's all state ran and the curriculums all kind of come from one hub a little bit. So if it starts to go in these other states, like it won't be long to where it topples across all of the public schools. It's not like they're all privately, separately run entities.

At some point, they all converge. Or even this, Susan, along those lines. You were looking at schools. I was thinking along the lines of just the numbers that we saw about prisons, right? So there's 40, there's like, I forget the number, but it's like 287 men are waiting to be put into women's prisons because they don't want to be in men's prisons. They're saying that they feel more comfortable in women's prisons. But 48 men already are in women's prisons, and there's already fucking like a dozen rapes and a handful of pregnancies. This is just in california right and if that's just happening in the prisons then it makes me think that maybe

zach was off on that because if that's happening in the prisons and then we got what's going on in the schools and i mean you got hospitals like boston children's hospital doing sex change He's just off. Alan Kestenbaum, have you been to a UFC event? That's Patrick's way of telling you he's a Democrat and he loves the UFC. Right? Am I right? Am I right? That's, yeah.

That's what it seems like to me. Good morning, Patrick. David, we did muscle-ups in the 80s and 90s at my boxing gym. I stand corrected. I hear from parents all the time that their young kids are confused about their sexuality. Why does your young kid have sexuality? And of they're confused everyone's confused do you also think it's like the more that it's shown it's like permission to a sense so like when they had a lot of like young suicides or certain suicides happening by a certain like way and then the news starts to run with it. Like you see more and more and more of it occur. Right. So it's almost like it gives it permission. And like

what they used to do with the streakers at the sporting events was they just refused to show any of it. They would just cut to the guys in the booth or they would cut to some commercial and they just wouldn't talk about the streaking at all. And then the streaking declined significantly after that because you, people weren't getting the same reward or attention for it. So it just, I mean, it still happens, right. But it's a lot smaller of events happening. So I wonder if it, if it's, if it's something like that, like the more that it's publicized, um, you start to see more and more people do it. Then there's more people do it. Others are get permission to kind of come out of the woodwork and do it because they feel, you know, confidence by it happening around them quite a bit so it just perpetuates itself i wonder

if there's anything like that going on too that they're not well they're not hiding it yeah and then therefore more are going to happen because of that the more publicized it is right that that thought's been around for a while about school shooters right you give them attention and it just propagates it yeah like if you just didn't talk about it at all or if you did you just focused on the victims of it and we didn't you know glorify because all of a sudden it becomes this whole oh now we have to get inside the mind of this psychopath who shot all these people and then we we almost like separate it from reality becomes entertainment to us and then you don't realize that there's fucking people's lives that are completely changed and ruined by what this individual did but yet as we get further removed from that incident it becomes more of you know just the

next they're almost like celebrities now and we want to find out like that ohio infamous infamous yeah infamous it's don't shoot up a school just release a sex tape much better roi uh shit you all got 90 days before the collapse there's a guy who's been telling me that for the last four years at the skate park better get silver it's gonna collapse listen listen motherfucker it already collapsed you understand hey what would silver or metals do during a collapse anyways? That's a great question. Like, I'm going to show up to you and be like, hey, you got all this gun and ammo, but I have these metals. And you're going to be like, how's that going to get me fucking fed tonight? How about I shoot you?

Get off my property. And I'm like, oh, well, I should have saved up all my gold. Yeah, right. I'm not a Democrat, says Patrick Clark. I'm a moderate. But considering that San Antonio identifies as a democratic city, I would say there were quite a bit at the event last night. Oh, is that where it was last night? I didn't even know that. If you want to get super dark, look into the Rotherham rape gangs over here in the UK. This attack on kids has been happening for years and has been ignored. Nobody wakes up to what's happening. Yikes. Yeah, I remember Y2K. Y2K. I remember that.

You're going to fall out of the sky. Number two, nothing else. I wonder if we can get through 20, 4, 25, 26. Let's get to Kanye. I got all this Kanye. Oh, this is good. I have nothing to say about this. I just want you to watch this and then that's it.

I have nothing else to say. I just want you to see this. Take away what you want. Cultivate some awareness. Take some deep breaths. Just enjoy this, people. I have nothing to say. All right.

It's a new year. You want to be a new you? You need a new workout. Welcome to CrossFit. Hey, man, you got like a building or something? Building, he says. Building, no, we use garages. Any garage, okay? Bro, what are workout machines? Workout machines?

He says workout machines! You can't even handle your own body weight at this point, okay? So, is there any more questions? Yeah, what about? Okay, ladies and gentlemen, what we're going to do is we're going to run through the city, back down. Why is he wearing a patini? Was he an army? Probably Salvation Army.

I've got one reflective vest that I'm going to be wearing. So you guys need to make sure that you stay close because it's getting dark out there and cars won't be able to see you. My dog's going to be coming with us as soon as we get back. We're going to begin our WOD, okay? What's a WOD? This guy. What's a WOD? It guy. What's a WOD? It's a workout of the day.

We got 363 more, all right? All right. Are you guys ready? Let's go. I'm going to go. Yeah, you ride. All right. Yeah, let's go.

All right. It's a new year. You want to be uh sean o'keefe twenty dollars thank you thank you thank you i appreciate it if i show that video again will someone else give me 20 bucks or 20 bucks not to play it again whatever works uh patrick clark did you see that rich raised 29 000 yesterday through mayhem mission to combat child trafficking no shit watch this oh shit i'm gonna i'm gonna pretend like i knew that are you gonna are you you're not gonna call him are you i could call him i want me to try to call him? Just to congratulate him? 1020 on a Sunday?

Oh, yeah. This will be good. Let me just see. He probably won't recognize. Should I call from my phone or should I call from the – If you call from the podcast, there's no way he answers that random number. Okay. Here we go.

Here we go. Oh, shit. I'm nervous. I'm nervous too. You're fucking nervous. I know. You have'm nervous, too. You're fucking nervous. I know. You have to talk to him. He's probably in church. It's Sunday.

Rich is busy. He has a train with Rich Weekend going on currently. Oh, cool. Okay. I'll open with, I'm sorry I'm bothering you while you're doing the train with Rich Weekend. Patrick's good. Yeah, thank you, Patrick. You know, I might need an agent Patrick do you know one hey this is Rich leave me a message and I'll get back to you soon

okay thanks only idiots leave messages at the tone please record your message when you've finished recording you may hang up or press one for more options. Hey Rich, what's up, dude? Hey, I want to,

I know you're busy with the train with Rich. I'm sorry to interrupt that. I really am from the bottom of my heart, but it really I just wanted to call and congratulate you on what you did yesterday. You raised $29,000 through mayhem missions to combat child trafficking. And I've just been thinking about it a lot this morning. And you're just an amazing dude. All right.

Love you, buddy. Talk to you soon. Bye. That's a nice message. Authentic. Yeah, it was good. Patrick, I'll be sending you a dollar. Thank you.

Okay, where are we number five i am so normal you guys don't know how normal i am i know i know i know you're he will not listen listen i am so fucking normal i'm the most normal person any of you fucking know. Do you know what I mean? Like, I wake up. I shower. I argue the, like, the unnormal things. My wife doesn't, like, want me using, like, dove soap.

You know what I mean? I have, like, a little leak in my shower faucet that sprays water to the side. And instead of fixing it, I put tape around it. I have issues like when I, I, if I see that there's not enough toilet paper to wipe my butt, I start a new role and I set that new role on the old role. You know what I mean? So that someone else has to deal with this, that little piece, like I'm just normal. I, I, I tell myself every morning i'm only gonna have one shot

of espresso and i end up making two uh i'm too lazy to put cream or sugar any of that shit i wouldn't use that shit anyway really in my coffee um wouldn't even have sugar at the house i don't i don't like have i don't even care what shoes i put on i'm'm so just casual and relaxed. I walk around my house. I don't turn the lights on because it's just too much work. I just kind of like put my hand in front of me when it's dark in my house, make sure I'm bumping any walls. I look down at my phone and like watch Instagram when I shouldn't be like a 16 year old.

Like, you know what I mean? Just normal. I don't, I don't have any weird fetishes. I, you know what I mean is the chocolate dick yeah someone sends me that chocolate dick is like the most exciting I'm just normal

I don't have any piercings I don't have any tattoos I'm not excited to do anything like my life when I wear matching socks I'm like excited to do anything like my life when I wear matching socks I'm like today is a success I don't put my shopping cart back you know what I did yesterday I went out to dinner with Greg

and Dave and Greg has this car that I'd never been in before that I know he's owned it's the I think it's the fastest gas production car made you guys will never figure out what it is don't worry it is crazy i drove it yesterday i was doing 60 and i floored the gas pedal and i looked down and we were doing 110

oh yeah sounds fast and he parked a car in this parking lot, and so I took a shopping cart, and I put it in the parking space next to him, but up on the curb so no one could park next to him. He didn't ask me to do that, but I'm like, fuck that. I'm not letting anyone park next to him. So not only do I not put shopping carts back, but I put them in the way of other parking spaces. That was intentional. Yeah. That's not normal. So I guess I am kind of not normal.

Is that it? The Bugatti? No. It's not that. I don't know if his car does 270. Are those cars in production? Those are production cars? The Bugatti is like a production.

This car is like a mass production car. he has like there's shit loads of these like you could take his car to probably the jiffy lube yeah interesting i'll give you another hint his car's a four-door is like a charger or something no that's a t-doy which is not american patrick got it prius yeah supercharged prius supercharged yeah uh okay so so so this look at this number five this is amazing this is a kid who identifies yes camry ellie yes you got it trish this this kid says he's hitler reincarnate this is this is just oh do you guys remember the people and there was always a couple guys in college who thought they were either jesus or jim morrison do you remember those guys yes they really thought that they were or that they thought they were some sort of native american like reincarnate they just had done

too much acid do you remember those guys you're getting close mr johnson you're getting very close q he used to have that mercedes sedan that was like the fastest production sedan. The thing is now they have electric cars. His isn't a electric. It's a, it's a gas. Oh, now you're getting close. Mr. Garrity.

Now you're getting close. It's a weird car. It cannot believe how nice it is inside. I've never been in anything like that. Okay. Nicer than the nicest Mercedes he's ever had. Um, okay.

Um, let's watch this kid. This is a trip or Bob marley i didn't know any bob marley i know some people who like really like bob marley wanted to like emulate bob but i didn't know any who were bob reincarnated my kids i showed my kids five bruce lee movies and now they do this that's crazy that's cool all right action calling me every name under the sun because i had the rice addler on my jacket so i have to tell you guys a little something about me and you can call me crazy you can call me whatever you'd like any name under the sun but i'm very in tune with my past and my past lives

and lifetimes that i've lived before this one my last life just so happened to be a very infamous one me offing myself was one of the first memories i had from that lifetime it came to me when i was five in my nightmares you can see right where i shot myself too everybody knows you never go full retard they're so insane and it just it's it's it's unbelievable but at the end of the day it's mentally ill people trying to get attention yeah and i'm like that so i'm like them i understand why they do it yeah people are essentially calling me every name under the sun this goes back to that attention thing oh dude this motherfucker this is hitler okay what were the what were the ways of attention show your ass yeah infamous this motherfucker has never killed a jew but he's trying to get fucking hitler's infamy piece

by the way i think hillary killer killed just as many non-jews as jews in the in the concentration camp yeah isn't that crazy yeah he's not super talented he's he's not showing his ass he's not oh my god what if he had an only fan what if he had an only fans page where oh god i just went somewhere dark the fuck oh my goodness i just went somewhere really dark i don't know it's not dark to me but it'll be dark to you guys if i say it so he's not going to show his ass he's doing the infamous thing he's not super talented anything and he's not playing the victim this dude's just trying to this dude's trying to get hitler's clout is that if we're using the model that he wants attention right yeah i'm pretty sure hitler never had like large stuffed animals behind them in their living room either but dude easy it's a young Hitler dude okay it's not gonna be identical it's a re it's v2 v2 yeah

sometimes I forget how close-minded Sousa is holy frogs hey this this uh rich froning raised twenty nine thousand dollars for child trafficking. This motherfucker is about to raise twenty nine million for reparations for Jews. Hey, is that too? Is that can you do that? Is he protected? Is he the protected class? Can you be identify as Ad um adolf ah andrew hiller oh no

man it's so weird he can't be the first person who's thought that. It's just that TikTok can just bring it to your living room. I'm so normal. I got that belief was reaffirmed by like a mark on his head. See where I shot myself? I'm so normal. I like pick up dog poop and make a video of it. Look what I'm doing. Where does that fall? I'm not showing my ass and make a video of it. Look what I'm doing. Where does that fall?

I'm not showing my ass. I'm not being infamous. I'm not talented at anything, and I'm not playing the victim. I guess it's a little bit of the victim. If I make a video of me picking up poop, I'm kind of playing the victim thing. Like, look at me. I have to pick up someone else's poop. Such a good person.

Right? I mean, where would you put it? What category would you put it in that person no me picking up poop and making instagram like i've made instagram videos it's like i'm like this like fuck how am i gonna do this like show the world i'm picking up poop yeah i would say that's pretty pretty normal you could get risque with it though and like but that's victim right i'm getting attention by playing the victim yeah oh you think that falls into showing the ass narcissist showing that isn't that what showing the ass is showing your body off there's only four categories patrick there's uh infamous ass infamous that's

like like you killed someone or released a sex tape there's your talented that's serena williams this is someone going to pick up poop yeah yeah yeah yeah there it is right and then there's the victim i think picking up poop is the victim virtue signaling poop scooper yeah yeah we definitely victim god that was good caleb my tits are way too big to wear a wife peter i would love to be able to wear a wife beater. I would love to be able to wear a wife beater. A wife beater? My chest is so massive that I would have a shadow underneath it. Got a shelf?

Yeah, it's ridiculous. It grosses me out more to see them getting the little baggie out and squeezing the warm turd. You don't squeeze it. You're nimble. Yeah, don't apply pressure, Trish. You know this. It's humbling yourself publicly to show that it's okay to be a regular guy.

That's some twisted shit, but I'll take it. Yeah, I'm very humble. Here I am picking up poop. Just want to enter. What about just wanting to entertain? I guess that's the talented part. Okay. Number six, kids.

Look, there's a Hunter Biden coming up on Twitter. Kids. Oh, Mr. Peterson. Love Jordan. The second child's pretty straightforward after the first and once you've got two you're already completely screwed so you might as well have three then the kids start to take care of each other by the way too which is something that parents don't understand if you have eight kids it's not like you're taking care of eight kids the kids start to society take care of each other look a second hey that's

interesting i never thought of that we did excuse me we did have a guest say that again you've never thought of that no i never thought that like like one is hard and two is hard and three is hard but like he's basically saying you get to five and it's like shit starts to like just there becomes some sort of just chill equilibrium because they start taking care of each other and like rolling in a pack. But I've actually but I've witnessed it, but I just never connected the dots. You're just managing them at that point. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

And they sort of they all like discipline each other and keep each other straight and help each other out without having to do anything as an adult. Do you have a lot of siblings, Caleb? No, my, I have an aunt and uncle that have like six kids though. And that's basically how it was growing up. And you witnessed their,

like their pack, like they, they could, they took care of each other. Yeah. Not very well, but they did. Yeah.

It's, it's, it's, it's pretty cool. Sean Sullivan, how backward is it? We pick up biodegradable dog poop and put it well my my bags it says they're biodegradable too and put it in a plastic bag that will go into landfill and not biodegradable my dad always wants me to bury the dog poop in the

back but my dog's poop my my dog i have a huge dog there'd'd be poop everywhere. Shitload of buried dog poop. Sean also knows about having a lot of kids. Sarah Cooper, one and done for me. With one, you can double team. Two, man-to-man. Three, you simply drop back into a zone. Yeah. It really can get...

Sometimes I feel like it's just completely out of control someone uh what is this someone just sent me i don't know if i should play this this is um can you guys hear that audio from that clip, Lane? Is it playing right now? The hottest lady in Bangkok. Someone sent me. I don't know. I can't play that.

Back to the show. Okay, kids, so now you know. If you're going to have a shitload of kids, just have a shitload of kids. Don't just have one or two. Just have ten. Number eight. Hunter. Hunter Biden.

Man, there's some weird shit going on with that Hunter shit. It's dark. It's dark. A Republican representative asks ATF, what's that, Alcohol, Tobacco a representative of the alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. Is it illegal if you lie on your federal background check? And the alcohol, tobacco, and firearms representative says, yes, 15 years in jail if you do that. And then the representative says, so why is Hunter Biden not in prison? And then whoever wrote this says all hell breaks loose but all hell doesn't break loose i don't know why that guy benny always he always misrepresents his clips it's kind of lame he doesn't have to do that his shit's so good it's like it's like having

d titties and telling everyone it's double d it's like dude no one knows i'm pretty disappointed at the outcome but just just just just tell the truth. If a person lies on form forty four seventy three and a user and is a user of unlawful drugs, you can get between five to ten years for that. Is that correct? Is that my understanding? No, I believe Congress changed the sentence last Congress. What is that sentence now? Up to 15. Up to 15 years.

Why hasn't Hunter Biden been prosecuted for the crime that he committed? I'm not aware of the facts of that case and can't comment on it. Okay. Who do we talk to to see why this case is not being prosecuted? I mean, he said very clearly in his book that he used drugs. He had a gun, at least a gun. Point of order, Mr. Chairman. State your point of order. Totally irrelevant and not germane to this proceeding. He's got his five minutes. Go ahead, continue.

Okay. I understand why you do not want Mr. Wilcox to answer that question is very clear why you don't want because there's a dual system of justice in America. That's what's going on right now. And everybody's talking about it across America. There's two standards of justice that are that are going on. so if you guys don't know what happened and i'm and i'm i'm uh hunter biden got a gun when he's a full-blown drug addict and admits he's a full-blown drug addict and there's tons of videos of him smoking crack and all that and on the on the uh when he applied for the gun he said he's not a drug addict when he clearly is a drug addict he's admitted he's a drug addict and by the way um he's also admitted that at one point he he i think he threw the gun into a dumpster and threw it away and then had to go back and get

it a couple days later i mean total drug addict behavior yeah like that crazy chick who fucking erases her instagram account it's like that kind of shit you know who erased their instagram account who the identity doctor oh did she yeah i, I was just looking into it earlier. It's funny you said that. Wow. I thought that's what you were implying. And then I didn't realize that that was real now, too. That's crazy.

Wow. That makes total sense, though. Do you guys know we had this lady on called the identity doctor? It was a great interview. It was really fun. She was cool. And then we got a call from her we got a bunch of texts from her lawyers saying that they were basically going to sue us if we didn't

pull it down because she didn't like how her identity how she how she represented her identity on that show oh wow fuck are you sure she didn't just block us hey she was so creative what a shame yeah check it on a different account and see if, uh, well, you left out one other piece I've on was the fact that right after that, she sent a bunch of nice stuff via text back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. About how I was the first man she had talked to in three years and how cool it was about

it and how you, how welcomed you made her feel and how like accepted, like all this real nice stuff to where we're like, wow, that was, that was cool to immediately follow it with the worst stuff we've ever gotten from a guest right it was like it was too extreme and the identity doctor not being okay with her identity was another weird thing that there was some crazy irony uh kenneth uh the lap uh sebon can you tell us why brian jumped off the show as soon as till lander hopped on um no but i thought i liked it i thought it was funny it made everything it made everything uncomfortable and i enjoy uncomfortable well you talked about it but i wouldn't tell if it came on because he was like oh brian left and you're like yeah he likes to keep these shows tight and has certain talking points and stuff

like that if it starts to veer especially like he was saying that he was going to go pretty soon that he thought that was going to go with zach i was not surprised that brian jumped off i was surprised that jr stayed on stayed on and yesterday i called brian to actually talk to him about when he jumped off and he said hey dude you have bad reception call me when it's better and hung up on me and i really like that uh just got home from a great morning church christian service and now i get a little bit of my semantology studies. Good morning. Good morning. Can I do, I do have to warn you, there is some irresponsible connections being made on this morning's show. I advise that you do not take any of my advice about the gut, bio, genome, DNA, gnome, genome, garden gnome. Seriously, becauseome, genome, garden gnome.

Seriously, because I am not an expert. The expert thing gets me every time. Brian took his ball and went home. He was annoyed. You could see it all over his face. You said it uh we have to listen to brian talk about frisbee for hours we can listen to tillander for a bit

bury my cock in her till tillander is a little too much uh ken walters tillander is exhausting i can't take him god i wonder what you guys say about me oh my gosh uh melissa odier I can't take him. God, I wonder what you guys say about me. Oh, my gosh. Trish. Melissa Odier. One of the best profile pics in the biz. You think that's real? Look how her earring is proof of gravity.

You know what I mean? How it's like hang straight down even though her head's turned to the side. Yeah. There's like a physics lesson there. Even if she turned her head this way, thering wouldn't move like even further ow i hurt my neck oh no old to do that stunts like that i don't know why you like her so much nothing interesting about her fine she was hot as shit how about that i took listen to me people i or don't i took gravity isn't real i know that's i i preface i said the idea of gravity i think i did i meant to say the

idea of gravity thank you heidi the idea of gravity her but not gravity itself of course it's not real only idiot thinks gravity's real that's like that right we know that right the semantologists know that we don't conflate reality with thoughts and gravity is just a thought but it helps us understand and navigate what said it yeah it's a thought yeah the concept of gravity it's a thought it's a it's a but it's not real it's not an observable uh truth the the the um the gravity is just a uh equation that helps us understand what we're observing but it's actually not real there'll be other theories that help us understand it better in the future you know what i mean it's just like just a placeholder for now placeholder yeah it's just like, just a placeholder for now. Placeholder. Yeah. It's just science. It's just, you hear that?

It's just science. It's not real. You know, how about that? What? You know what that is. Yeah. You know what that is. You know what thruster is.

It's just like a thruster is not real, but it's just a signifier for these movements. You can change it. Yeah. It's just an idea it's a it's a math that gravity is a mathematical equation that helps us understand and and predict when an apple falls from a tree where it's going to land and how long it's going to take to get there but eventually there'll be something um and we call that phenomenon gravity just as a placeholder i know i i know i'm not qualified enough but what's funny is I bet you Ben believes in gravity.

Like it's fucking a hundred percent true. You know, the calendar is not real either. Right. Ben, you know that there is no January 5th. It's just a placeholder to help us like organize our shit. Do you know that named after Greek gods?

Yeah. You know, we can change it. We can, we can change. We can make two six-month calendars that run back-to-back that will be just as valid as this 12-month one. You know that, right? Fucking weirdos. But who am I to make that connection? And I do want to thank you, Ben, for all the content for this morning's show.

And I do want to thank you, Ben, for all the content for this morning's show. Currently hiding in the toilet away from the kids to watch the show. Thanks for the best bite. Hiding in the toilet. That's European, right? No American says they hide in the toilet, right? I'd be hiding in the bathroom. That's European.

Yeah, toilet, definitely. Wash closet. Oh, whoa. Caleb, next level. WC? Holy shit. Daniel, we got two that say, what country are you guessing? Are you going with, you're saying he's American because he didn't say wash closet?

Yeah. Holy shit. Daniel, we got two say Europe and one um that says america let us know you fucking use words and think we're not going to analyze you and judge you this is really a word show experts yeah across. Yeah. CrossFit's really about nutrition. You guys, some of you knuckleheads think it's about fucking movement. And just like some of you don't realize the show is just a word. Damn it. Yes.

Hey, but good job, Caleb. It was valid. I thought we lost that. Wow. Wow. All right. Fair enough. Classy.

Classy, Daniel. Daniel, you must be one of those poor United Kingdom people. Because if you were wealthy, you would have said water closet, toilet, ghetto rat, ghetto motherfucker. Fucking Caleb shit all up. Where are we? So Hunter Biden, yeah. okay where are we uh so so did we do so hunter biden yeah so he he he you know smokes crack gets away with it guns gets away with it i don't want to see hunter do 15 years in jail for i know but it would be nice for uh the same accountability as all the rest of us have with

our politicians like you couldn't get away with that shit right there's videos of you smoking crack and throwing a gun and like you your ass would be in jail like you wouldn't dude people people have told me yeah i i um i had my uh three plain brothers account pulled down because they were my my boys working out with their shirts off and i lost my other account because i had concerns about an enforced injection on kids yeah imagine if i would have had a gun. There you go. Okay, Kayla, Hunter should definitely do some jail time. All right, fine. But he won't.

Yeah, he won't. None of them do. Number 10, genitalia removal by hospitals. We done any genitalia? That's always a common theme of this show. We done any genitalia? That's always a common theme of this show. Have we done any genitalia removal of this show yet? How much genitalia do you have to remove before you actually change sex? Or can you ever?

Science. Science. Mutalating children for profit. California teen sues doctor over breast removal surgery at the age of 13. In Kaiser's second blockbuster trans lawsuit layla jane says her puberty blockers and hormones were a medical torment kaiser permanency doctors offered a trans care after minutes-long consultation another california teen chloe cole last month sued the same hospital have you seen her page on chloe cole's yeah i think i follow her on Instagram.

I've asked her to come on the show. Is it her? Many times. And I want to get that seal on too. A California teenager. Were you going to say something about her Twitter? Is it good? Yeah, it was just very interesting.

A California teenager has started to sue the doctors who at age 13 cut off her breast in a medical gender change. She now bitterly regrets in America's latest blockbuster trans lawsuit. I love that they say that cut off her breast. It's like, yeah, just say what it is. The 18-year-old who referred to as Layla Jane says she should have never been put through the torment of testosterone hormones at the age of 12. How would you allow your kid to take testosterone at 12? That's crazy, dude dude how is that not illegal i just well they won't give trt to people in the military because it's that yeah what the fuck

oh that's crazy that's crazy that should be like just offered up to soldiers honestly i just i keep like floating the idea around i'm like why can't we just Crazy. That's crazy. That should be like just offered up to soldiers. Honestly, I just I keep like floating the idea around. I'm like, why can't we just do this? Like, why can't I just go get TRT? And they're like, because it's bad. I'm like, I don't think you've looked into it enough. Yeah, but if you told them you were a chick, they would help you out. Oh, exactly. Wow. Wow. wow wow that's crazy i never even thought god i'm such a simpleton sometimes you can be a girl and go get trt because you want to be a boy but if you're a boy you can't get trt isn't that sexist because you want it like you can't get trt just be like oh hey like i have like i'm losing my hair and

i'm super fucking tired all the time and i can't sleep and i have low energy and can't work out regularly and i'm gaining weight but they won't lose my fupa and put two inches on my cock yeah but but i can't do that but you can get it and chop off your cock this is fucking fascinating to me yeah that's crazy yeah i agree with this too trish i couldn't agree i should be putting 12 year old girls on hormonal hormonal birth control seems insane to me it's totally insane it's totally insane yeah who considers that to be a good idea like Like, you're supposed to be a doctor. It's just putting that together, Sevan.

Yeah. I'm slow. I'm telling you, I'm fucking slow and normal. I'm like a 97 IQ person. Nothing special about me. It just seems special because so many of you are fucked up. Like, like I don't wear shoes, but I'm the,

because I'm normal. But all you other fuckers are fucked up because you wear shoes. Like you get up in the morning, like you guys spend time on websites, like buying shoes and looking at shoes and trying on shoes. And like, I'm just normal. And you're just not,

you're just fucked up. You got issues. You have pathologies. So I just seem unnormal because you guys are so fucked up. Caller, hi. Hi. So it's doctor discretion. That's kind of ideal for us, right?

That's what we want. Especially considering right now the DEA is going after testosterone replacement therapy, right? And teleclinics. So I haven't heard you guys talk on that behalf yet, but there is an active campaign on behalf of the DEA to shut that stuff down. Yeah, I have been hearing about that. And I think some new laws are about to pass in a couple months, which makes me think that if you are interested in getting on testosterone now is the time and you should do

it through california hormones you should use the code you should use the code word seven you better do it now because things are going to change but there will be people grandfathered in maybe i don't know but uh say it again we also want those decisions for children to kind of be left up to healthcare providers and parents. Right. And I'm not really, no, I'm very controversial. I'm not for it really. It's sketchy to me. I don't think your parents should be able to put you, I don't think your parents should be able to put you on, uh, sign you off on getting testosterone at 14 or 12 or 17. I would say I'm more a proponent for parents making that decision than the state in any regard.

Oh, of course. Yes. Right now, the state can actually revoke your rights as a parent. If you deny your child, um, uh,

access to PRP. Right. So, yeah, that's an actual thing that exists today. But, keep up the good work, guys. I'm going to get back to it. Thank you.

Bye. Go ahead. You're going to say something before I fucking eviscerate Mr. Chase. So, he was talking about the DEA getting rid of testosterone, but trans people are now saying it's a bad thing too. So like,

I would like to team with the group of trans people who would like to look at the picture of this lady by James Factora. Did you hear what I said? Look at the picture of this lady. I looked at her and then, and then read the name. So that's the kind of thing I would click on and investigate in my spare time. That's what I do to waste time, Chase.

Okay. Sevan says people waste time looking at shoes. Well, I'm just saying that you are a tool of the man by wearing shoes all the time and thinking that they're necessary. And that you spend time looking for your shoes that you lost in your house every day and then you go shopping and you get in your car and drive at shoes and you search through amazon and look at shoes and you're preoccupied with shoes and i bet you if we were just to add up all the time that you spend with shoes it would be significantly more than you think and yet they block you from all sorts of important relationships that you have with planet earth and their value of what they're truly offer is taken from you because of your, you just lean on them and use them all the time. Not to mention,

it probably reduces your, um, ankle flexion, which causes knee and hip issues. It's just a whole variety of just chaos. But since you are a, uh, not, not you chase, but in general, people just accept what's being told to them and being forced fed on them about shoes. And we've seen all the people with fucked-up shoes and moose knuckles and whatever those toes are that go over each other. Okay. But talking about how he buys $3,200 sunglasses, I want you to know that I've never purchased a pair of $3,200 sunglasses. You have to understand that. You have to understand that. And that there's a big difference between my glass collection that are all prescription glasses.

Anyway, I could go on. I could go on. But I just don't think it's a good comparison. You could find some shit to me that I waste my time on. Like you could be like, well, you talk about shoes and you spent three hours on here a day jabbering. Then, then you're onto something. Talk about my glasses. That's a little too close to home. I need these to see. I know not moose knuckle. What's that hammer toe hammer. I got my hammer toe and my moose knuckle. Sorry. Hammer toe.

You know what hammer toe is? It's like when one toes on top of the other toe hammer toe no that's a that's a sight though yeah hammer toe they're all smashing shoes yeah man uh lebron's got a crazy hammer toe is this a toe spacer commercial oh that's a hammer toe i oh i thought a hammer toe is when you... When it was like it climbed actually on top of the other toe. God, that foot is fucked up. It is. This is just not as severe of a deformity. Oh. Like if you look here, like these two are kind of on top of each other.

Avi was born with a hammer toe. It went away. Because we didn't put shoes on him. he's barefoot because he's barefoot i don't know if that's i don't know if that's true and i have 32 yeah i have 32 pairs of 3100 glasses hey i'm hey and you know what you know what in your defense chase sometimes i take my glasses off because i'm like and I walk around with that. I'm just like, am I just a tool of the man? Like maybe my vision is fine.

And then you walk into something and you're like, ah, maybe I'll – No, after a while, I get used to it. Point, Chase. Look it. You don't even have to beat me down, Chase. Shoes, sunglasses, shoes, sweatbands, I don't know. And I know you wouldn't buy – oh, thank you. Thank you.

But I'd let you buy me a pair of $3,200 sunglasses. Number 12, manifest your dreams. Manifest your dreams. Oh, this is a good one. You might have to play this a couple times.

Manifest the body that you want by speaking exactly how you want to look into your water. Big old titties! Manifest the body that you want by speaking exactly how you want to look into your water. Big old titties! All right. want to look into your water big old titties all right hey how cool is that girl not this one the other one who did the the like isn't that doesn't she seem cool like hey she she had to think that like that's like just some like that's what i love that's my favorite part about social media yeah that's my favorite part about social media. Yeah, that's good.

I really don't like that music, though, that conspiracy theory music. I know. Some of those songs that are just overused and played on all those clips are so, fuck, it's like, come on, guys. 16, Nobody's Gonna Say Shit. How are we on time? You guys good on time? I'll have to jump off in a couple minutes to head to the gym how long is a couple minutes um within the next like five okay good here we go greet someone you could purely and simply say assalam-salamu alaykum, my niggas. What's good? I was not expecting that.

What? Look it. Nobody's going to say shit. Play it one more time. No one's going to say shit to the Diaz brothers. You shut your fucking mouth. Go ahead. Play it again.

Play it again. Treat someone. You could purely and simply say As-salamu alaykum, my niggas What's good? To greet someone Yeah, shut the fuck up All of you Get a big old dosage

Shut the fuck up Why? How come? Because he fights, because his face is all beat up because he smokes weed because he got a fucking hood accent is that why uh-huh that is why savon oh okay because he'll beat your ass if you say he'll beat your ass because you don't care because he has respect to the fucking he like he he he brings respect to it, to the vernacular. Why?

All those things, Simon. That's correct. Yeah, look at Nick Schroeder. What did he say? Yeah, that too. Yeah, exactly. So funny. Oh, my God.

Trish, he definitely has the pass. just like just permanently tattooed on his neck and park in any spot he wants say anything no one's saying nothing nothing assalamu alaikum assalamu alaikum yeah just like just i mean I mean, he's so fucking good. That's hilarious. I don't know. I got this Elizabeth Ock and Wally clip. I don't think we have enough time to do it justice.

I think we have to start with it some other time. But I do want to go through the comments there and just show how defeating it is. Okay, how about this? 518. Someone sent me this. I can't tell if this is – I think Andrew Hiller sent me this. I can't tell if this is real, if this is a real TV show or not. This is a trip. This is from TikTok. It's a preview for a TV show that is coming out. It's bizarre, but here we go. Oh, TikTok has a weird unmute thing.

It's at the top. Oh, maybe not. Nope, I can't hear it. Mm-mm, no. Oh, let me see. Let see like a kate you're here like pecking at the keyboard now what did i say this was 518 let me see if what happens if i click it oh weird can you hear it no can. Can you? Yeah. Let me see. It's strange.

Oh, and I can't. Oh, here it is. Here it is. Okay, let me see if I can play it. I've got to see this. I have proof of our society complex. I can hear that. Okay.

Hold on. You heard mine? Yeah. Let me see if I can pull it up on a. This is not fake. This is 100% real. Okay. Here we go. Okay.

So Hiller sent me this and he's like, hey, you might want to see this. And I was like, okay. So let's check it out. I'm very young at heart. And I connect to younger men, especially in the bedroom. So it looks like it's a preview for a show on tlc called milf manor and it's this chick with these giant fake tits that look so fake and they look painful don't they they're like like it's just like those look painful and she's saying she connects with

younger men especially in the bedroom okay you got my attention. Dating older women is awesome. It says 16 single women and then you heard the voice of a guy say dating older women is awesome. You know where this is going? Once you fall in love with someone, it's just a number. Once you fall in love with someone,

it's just a number. Mm-hmm. Here we go, here we go. Mom? fall in love with someone it's just a number and then it shows these these 16 women and 16 men and the door opens and they're facing each other and one of the boys just goes mom what's going on incest wait the women are our moms oh shit so what it looks like is these guys are in a dating show with older women but the older women are these dudes moms and so like the dudes to your right and left are gonna be the dudes banging your. I think that's the premise of the show. And it's called Milf Manor. That's Mothers I'd Like to Fuck

Manor. What the fuck? No words. This is going to be a multi-part series because I have to watch this train wreck. Crazy. Crazy. Is that real? Does anyone know if that's real that's real it looks like tess watched the uh first episode it was oh shut it david god damn it i hate it when he does that greatest country that's hollywood bro

uh you could you they could not make the show if it were the other way around oh if it was dads wow wow wow that's why this show like that's why this show's so great people say the greatest shit in the comments uh you think you could you couldn't do that you couldn't have 40 year old dads or with 50 year old dads with 20 year old girls no i think i think alan's right i think there'd be this huge like outrage about it and they'd be like you're objectifying women and blah blah blah wow oh my god that's amazing kayla says it's on discovery discovery discovery plus is it that owned by disney maybe not i kind of want to watch that show i kind of if that show was r-rated i would be so into it i wonder if that's going to be worse than that show that luke parker was on i watched that

show luke parker was on and i actually you know in all honesty when i saw that show i thought how could someone claim that they're a christian and watch that show like i'm not christian and that show is like so below my i don't i don't even have values or morals and like that show like i'm still trying to figure them out at 51 and that show for some reason i was like this is disgusting oh yeah because it's kind of weird because you're like sitting there like waiting your turn to go on your like private date and they're like okay and you know that they just made out with that other dude and like the two dudes before that and then you're like all right i'm up yeah i'm like am i close-minded like what's going on how they know that's a weird fucking shit they've really reduced people to like

just garbage yeah it's but daughters i'd like to fuck yeah would that be the name of the show dilfs manor that show's actually called milfs manor yeah it's crazy how is that okay that's just part of our vernacular um heidig yes joseph uh what's this show you're watching milf manor uh joseph you're only six i can't tell you uh what that stands for yet uh avi yeah i know you're eight uh it means mothers i like to fuck yeah he's eight you can hear that he's eight he could choose his own gender he could watch this show we're good dilf dungeon jesus criminy oh shit too far too far i'm thinking like dilfF Diner or something. Oh, my God. Yeah, typo, typo, typo, typo. DILF Diner.

Autocorrect. Oh, Kenneth. My God. Kenneth DeLapp, I'm surprised we aren't dating animals by now, just saying. Wait, lady, where's she going? Yeah, I hear you. Yeah, but this motherfucker's ageless. I agree.

Ain't nothing wrong with TDC. He's almost twice my age. I'd go on that show if he were on it. Yeah, he's a... I was sitting across dinner from him last night. He is fucking attractive. He'd been weed-wet, and he's all big and buff now. It's all that TRT. And he was dirty.

He came in. Greg and I were already sitting down, and he came in, and he was fucking filthy. He'd been driving a tractor. He just exudes man. Yeah, that's a man's man. He has a tractor and a weed whacker, a gas-powered weed whacker. He's got all this. Is it gas power?

Yeah, like Husqvarna, like you're saying, steel shit. Yeah, probably got like the Husqvarna tractor with the steel chainsaw. And he doesn't care. He cuts like poison oak and does piles of it on his and he's a fucking millionaire he's rich too right but he's still out there like burning poison oak and shit his hair and his hair's all thick and messy no no not a gray in sight he's a little weird he doesn't talk much so girls like him he's got like that bad boy shit probably some ptsd doesn't want to leak out from killing people in the war so he's kind of got that quiet

tough guy shit going and then he sits down and he's and he and you know what he says like greg and i've already ordered and i love this too this is so manly about him he says now he goes i'll just get what the waiter comes over it's over it's all full-blown mexican place we eat at right bartend everyone's mexican in the fucking place except for me and greg dave the waiter comes over he's like i get whatever they got like he don't even give a fuck guys like same drink same food he's like yeah just gotta get what they get zero fucks given right that's so badass which war though he was in the war where they yeah there he is he's in the look at me trying to sneak a picture of him and his teeth are so fucking

white but he doesn't use whitener they're not like stupid white damn he's like normal what are you drinking there at that pink fruity drink that's a spicy uh watermelon margarita ah yum i only had five of those which war whatever war well yeah all the wars thank you newts he was just in the war the war where he would he flies out in a helicopter at night and fucks your shit up looking for ben lodden name any war in the past 20 years and he was probably in it yeah i guess then he comes back for a watermelon spicy margarita but he's part of the marginalized community um he's a poor mexican guy um and it just so happens that uh he's tall and attractive and rich and pussy young pussy like in this chat wants to fucking nail him

but yet i do think that we should let him get into college. Fuck that. Fuck those marginalized motherfuckers. I know. Fuck off. I know. Trust me. I know.

Listen, it's really spicy. Oh, fuck. I hate myself. It's really spicy. Oh, fuck, I hate myself. It's really spicy, though. Oh, I hate my world. I hate it that I have a podcast and you guys see shit like that. That was so good. I'm done.

All right, listen, big fasting day today um oh my goodness oh kenneth i appreciate it no one should be drinking margaritas so i'm a straight fucking ankle grabber david's right who's on the rocks though david's right i'm gay as fuck i'm out i'm out i'm out i tap hayley now let's see We'll finish her like this. Let's see. She's around. Here we go. She can't be the last to know. I have to tell her.

I thought Dill died. No. I just have to let her know. hour fast today yeah stopped eating my drink of margarita yes uh i just need you to know and i'm sorry i didn't tell you first oh trish says trish says you know already um i just told everyone that i'm gay as fuck and i just didn't want you i only told 267 people before you But as my wife I just wanted you to know

Trish says you already knew Do you feel better now? I feel bad that I told 267 people before you You know what gave it away? I told them that I had a It was a picture of me drinking a spicy watermelon margarita And I was like you know what? Fuck it

I ride cock all right oh my goodness all right thank you i just wanted you to know don't feel bad it's nothing impersonal okay yeah and i'll be out there skateboarding very shortly maybe we can maybe we can bone maybe we could bone just to like I can get my man. Now you're trying to overcompensate. So I can overcompensate. Yeah. Too late, buddy. All right. I love you. All right. Bye.

Fuck me. Dude, it was crazy spicy, bro. Bro. It was like burn your tongue hot. What's next? The nose ring. You're going to get one of these that look like you have a Hitler mustache.

Fucking hoop. Fuck you, Trish. She knows. She don't know shit. All right. Thank you, you guys. Had a great morning with you guys, all of you. You guys are the best.

I will see you guys tomorrow. Sousa's going to try to get some guests. I am a little nervous because my homeboy, Greg, is in town for two weeks, and I'm going to be doing a lot of stuff with him. I hate having guests when he's in town, but I do think I need some guests. I'm running out of shtick. Today's show is great just because

Caleb and Sousa were here. Maybe the show should be called instead of Sunday Savant Service. It should be called instead of a sunday seven on service it should be called sundays with caleb and suza since it's the only days you knuckleheads can come on yeah damn these jobs fucking jobs dude okay so we don't even have anyone scheduled for tomorrow that's great no we just have one person on wednesday tomorrow we're supposed to have a frisbee show yeah i don't think we've scheduled it yet all right all right uh we and we have we heard anything from brian do we have any um he said that some updates and stuff like that so i'm sure we could he has

no yeah didn't he send uh he told us there was a what was the tournament going on this week but he hasn't sent us any videos. Except for the one where somebody fell off a platform. Let me just see. Let me just see this. If you have to go, Sousa. Adios, guys. Bye. Let me see.

This is going to start really scaring people that I call them live on the show. You know what I mean? Let's see what's going going to start really scaring people that I call them live on the show. You know what I mean? Let's see what's going on here with this guy. He always does that. You have to call him twice to break through his... He has his phone on some sort of protection thing. He probably doesn't... Do not disturb him thing is that what it is yeah so you always have to call him twice i might have to call him three times he might not even answer if i don't call He's not going to answer. Let's see.

Let's see. Look it. Yep. Right away. Do you see how it blocked me again? Mm-hmm. See if we can get him nope he's probably out playing

oh he's probably watching frisbee right now alright well I think tomorrow there'll be a frisbee show at night I don't know what's going on during the day oh that's a lot of frisbee to watch tomorrow okay night i don't know what's going on during the day oh that's a lot of frisbee to watch tomorrow okay um you already burned him by bringing tillander on don't call him alive probably some good advice oh here we go hi you're live you're you're live on the air.

Good morning. Good morning. Did you see that other number I called you from? That was the live call-in number. Am I actually live on the air? You are, actually. I know it's not cool to do that to you, by the way. I'm asking for forgiveness later. I'm just calling to get an update. Are we doing a Frisbee show tomorrow?

Are you going to start sending me Frisbee clips? Ah. Ask him if he's mad. I don't have to be hung up. Oh, my goodness. All right, guys. No, he's not mad. He's fucking livid no he's he's fine he's a good dude he's so pissed i hope so um i will uh that was for real yes oh let me tell you no one's over my

shit don't get carried away dude do not get carried away poor brian no he's brian's like anyone i call is lucky as shit do you not understand that all right i will see you guys tomorrow bye