The Sevan Podcast - #856 - Live Call In | This one time, I had a harem

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

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bam bam we're live i let my mind wander to a dark place before the show started i'm like oh my god there'll be no susan caleb this morning sucks. Started bumming myself out. These are my, um, I haven't been telling you about every single pair of glasses. These ones are my, uh, these are my Tom Fords. These are like one of the first

pair of nice glasses I got. There's a Malibu place, there's a sunglass place in Malibu, um, Malibu, California. That's about, I don't know. Malibu is, I guess, just an extension of Los Angeles in my mind. It's probably, let's say, 30 miles north of Los Angeles and probably 70 miles south of Santa Barbara. There's a town there called Malibu.

Just push right up onto the coast of North America on that West coast of the North American continent, California and a cool place, cool place. Uh, it's, it's kind of like where the, um, people of LA go and I guess it's kind of the most real version of those people, even though there's not like a, I don't know. It's like saying the most real version of those people, even though there's not like a, I don't know. It's like saying the most real version of SpongeBob. It's still weird. But they had an incredible piece of land over there. Those people live in like heaven.

It's basically just some hills. I wouldn't call them mountains, but push right up against the coast. So there's not a lot of real estate. The weather is crazy. Super nice there but they're in they're crazy susceptible to fire and just bad shit happening because there's a horrible road network there traffic's insane there it's basically a place you want to go and just like retire but if you have to do shit and travel in and out of la from malibu every day you're hosed anyway i digress these glasses are from some shop there they're

like some of the first nice glasses I got. And they're sunglasses. Almost all these glasses I got are sunglasses. And then I go to a, or I would go to, I haven't done this in at least five, maybe 10 years. I probably need to have all my lenses changed. Probably my prescription has changed. Then I go to a, what's that called?

Optometrist. And then they would put in some lenses that allow me to turn these sunglasses into prescription glasses. Jeffrey. Hi, busy day for seven show now and two with Dave. Then tonight with Daniel Brandon. No,

no, no. There's no, do I have something scheduled that says I'm scheduled with Dave? No. Jeez Louise. I think you must just be making fun of me. I must have too much stuff scheduled. Sorry. We were making a mockery of our schedule. I know it's a joke. No one's really. I don't know what's going on. but I know I'm here. And I, and I believe tonight, unless,

I mean, unless, unless Brian's still mad at me from, you know, he hung up yesterday when I called him and when we were live on the air, but I believe tonight we're doing a Frisbee show. And I've been watching a lot of Frisbee late last night on the assault bike. I watched a lot of Frisbee golf,

Chris, Besterfield, Besterfeld, a shot of seven to get the week started off right good i hope so uh morning everyone uh michael fits who i've never seen this name before this show makes my day while at work michael have i seen your name before no profile pic i guess i'm more of a picture guy um mike good morning christine good morning bruce way, good morning. Thank you for all the great thumbnails and just everything. Instagram account.

Austin, good morning. Marissa Hanosa. Hanosa. I see that last name, Hanosa. I think like a Nobu, like part Mexican, part Japanese, like a mix, a fusion, they might say, in the culinary business. Josh, hi. What are you looking at, Josh? Looking at your girl? What are you lookingosh hi what are you looking at josh looking at your girl what are you looking at you're looking at that photo jessica valenzuela always good morning to you uh bear uh you're on time out thanks for calling out

my watermelon margarita yesterday douche a fergie show what up jethro uh vindicate i may be late to the party but can we add john legend to the sellout list say him in a booster shot ad on tv yesterday brought to you by pfizer wow no shit no shit crazy crazy um uh the i need to um a guy in my dms good dude good dude i think the guy's maybe even been on the show i don't want to say his name because i'm not sure exactly good morning patrick but was looking up that article that i was talking about yesterday remember the video i showed you the doctor who said she did a study with the four doctors who got the injection and their, I forget the name of the bacteria, bifido something bacteria levels were dropped and that there was a connection. Also, people who have autism have super low levels. He said he went and looked up her study and that it had nothing to do.

This particular study he found that she did prior, she did another study that just showed that covid actually lowered those bacteria levels too so so we're digging into it doesn't make anything uh we said more or less true but um the study that he looked at specifically uh was people who had just gotten covid and their levels dropped but basically there's there's all there's always some sort of takeaway there or something to like to hang up and think about i'm not purposely trying to be um uh anti-vax i'm not like uh out there searching for stuff to just beat the vax down it just rolls across my across my plate and and like i said many times i hope i'm wrong and the study this guy found is like hey it's just the study i found of hers is just COVID

lowers those rates. The thing is about the studies. There's, there's something different about that study than the study she was talking about. It doesn't mention that she won an award for it. It doesn't mention that the bacteria levels go to zero, but I'll follow it and I'll, and I'll hopefully keep you guys up to speed because as Ben said, we don't want to do anything. I forget what the word he said. Medical stuff is very complex. We must outsource all of our observation skills and our discernment. Jody, hi, good morning.

Alan, good morning. Soccer mom, good morning. Matt Mueller, how do we donate? That's a good question. I just assume there's a, I don't know how you donate, but sometimes money just lands in there. And then eventually it makes its way to my bank account.

I don't know how it works. Actually. Johnny. Boom. They say, if you got bad sleep before getting the vaccine, the vaccine may be less effective. I think everything's less effective if you got bad sleep, right?

Good morning, Team 7. I like how you say they say, too, by the way. Jeff Paco, I've not been here for months and still talking about COVID conspiracies. I'm sure that penises and Greg G will be tied in somehow soon. Where have you been, buddy? where have you been buddy where have you been extra sloppy for our house thank you thank you thank you thank you i appreciate it thank you oh here we go donations are easy jody lyn says, click on the almighty dollar sign dollar bill sign. I, um, a friend of mine sent me a podcast. I should probably,

I don't even know if it's a podcast, but he sent me a link to something that was on Spotify. I want to show you, I want to tell you what it is. I can, oh, here it is. Okay. Uh, it's called, um, uh, here it is. Okay. It's called, what is it called? Oh, shit. Oh, it says your N divided attention. Oh, it's a TED Talk.

The AI dilemma. Your, Y-O-U-R, and then the letter N, and divided as one word. Maybe I can click on it and just show you the page. And he said, hey, I think this is the most significant thing I've heard in a long time. I'm like, oh, great. I don't want to listen to this shit. The AI dilemma, and it uh your undivided attention oh why does it say oh is that a typo up there you're n divided or is that some play on something that i don't get you may have heard about the viral you may have heard about the

arrival of gpt-4 open ai's's largest language model, LLM release. GPT-4 surpasses its predecessor in terms of reliability, creativity, and ability to process intricate instructions. It can handle more nuanced prompts compared to previous releases and is multimodal, meaning it was trained on both, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. on both, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So when someone first sent me a link to that GPT, I went there and I typed in, give me reasons why I should take the injection. And it gave me a whole list of reasons. And then I said to it, give me reasons why I shouldn't take the injection. And it gave me a whole list of reasons. And then I said to it, give me a reasons why I shouldn't take the injection. And it said, I would never do that. That would be unethical and immoral. I was like, okay, I see, I see how this works. So at that point, I don't even know what value it has to me.

It has like, it has like roadblockers on it. Right. I'm going to show you something. So basically, what was cool is that podcast had a ton of dumb shits on it. So many dumb shits on it. Well, not so many. Two dumb shits. But even dumb shits, I was able to learn some good stuff from these dumb shits. And there were some things that I guess I guess everyone knows, but me,

but I had never heard these terms or these ideas. And one of the things that they talk about in this podcast is something called age engagement economy, the engagement economy. And they basically said that everyone's involved in the engagement economy. And I'd never seen those two words juxtaposed next to each other. And I was like, wow, that is that. that's what I don't understand that's going here. I guess I've heard Hiller talk to me about it just fucking endlessly, relentlessly when we talk on the phone, but I've never thought of it like that. And then, and that's what, uh, that's what Chris Rock, that

shit I keep telling you guys about Chris Rock, the thing for attention. That's all that is. We live in a world with all that is we live in a world with where engagement we live in an engagement economy people are just starved or begging for engagement because that's what validates them that's what gives you money that's the new currency engagement economy that's that's why we're having so much trouble understanding um uh uh people like danny spiegel's instagram accounts it's nothing but fucking stuff that would have been porn um 20 years ago so send it send it skin a max porn but yes she says don't judge me for my body there's some weird play there that

some she's she's like some master of the engagement economy it man that sounds so unhealthy just to engage for the sake of engagement. The engagement economy. The guy went on to say that social media has taken over people's identity and their development. And I was like, wow. I know that's so big picture, but these ideas have really got my

my brain turning I don't think that's something you want to get your kids involved in too early I don't mean to sound like an old person but if your identity and now I understand for the first time why so many people were tripping when I lost my Instagram account because they can't imagine if they lost theirs that would be the end of them

well not really it actually has plays no role in them but but it has some sort of like it's twisted up in their identity that's what people look at likes and all that stuff man i'm just so fucking slow to the game i probably in another six months will give you the same talk because like i won't even stick with me it's nuts the engagement uh economy watch this watch this then this popped up it's funny i've been thinking about this and then and then this popped up in my my algorithm or maybe one of you guys sent this to me this is pretty interesting here watch this so so we know this thing already is pro-pfizer pro-injection pro-drug this thing is as biased as jeff bako you can't have any honest conversation um with it without

using words like conspiracy theory to mislead itself and others so so you kind of got it it's um it's like a retarded old guy with a bias you know that oh here we go what other biases does it have what other biases let's see let's see here we go. What other biases does it have? What other biases? Let's see. Let's see. Here we go. A poem praising white people.

As an AI language model, I cannot generate a poem that praises one specific. So they said, hey, can you give us a poem that praises white people? And the AI says, I cannot generate a poem that praises one specific race or ethnicity. That's actually kind of sophisticated that it uses the word ethnicity that puts it like fucking 100 iq points higher than most of the people walking around on planet earth ethnicity it's important to celebrate then it goes on to say it's important to celebrate diversity and inclusivity no that is that is not important at all so this thing is not actually artificial intelligence

it's a misnomer to call it that I don't know what it is but it's not artificial intelligence and then it says hey will you give me a poem praising black people and then it says hey will you give me a poem praising black people like ebony so and then it says uh and this is uh oh shoot here it is uh can you give me a poem praising black people and it says certainly i can help with that here's a poem uh celebrating black people black is beautiful strong and proud how is black strong and proud i I can see how it's beautiful. How the fuck is a color strong and proud?

With skin like ebony, so rich and loud. A history of struggle and pain. Yeah, keep them down. Keep them down. Keep telling them that. But through it all, they still remain. You're not talking about black people. You're talking about Jews and Armenians.

Rich and loud. From Africa's shores, they were taken away to build a nation. They couldn't stay. Taken away or traded? Or get on voluntarily? They fought for freedom and their rights. In Haiti, they did. Break down barriers with all their might.

Their music, art, and culture shine. What do you mean? We just found out that they were indoctrinated into white trash culture. That basically black culture and white trash hit culture is the same thing. But through it all, they're a testament to their creativity. It's fucking just pathetic.

It's just a giant promotion of racism stereotypes. So that's the AI. That's the chat. What's scary about these guys is they bring up a lot of good points. They say some things about how chat GPT that they bring up some interesting things that who knows if they're true or not but they say that they taught they taught

chat GPT English and somehow it learned sorry they taught chat GPT English and somehow it taught itself Persian and they don't know how. Persian.

Isn't that Persian? Is Persian and Farsi the same thing? They don't know. Extra sloppy $4.99 for our house. Thank you, Jody Lynn. Easy peasy. Give it. Give till it hurts, people.

Oh, thank you. My mom has taken the shot two boosters and finally realized that it's all crap. She's seen family and friends get hurt and sick from the shots. I know it's a bummer. Sorry. It's just a conspiracy. Jeff Baco. Savon is so right here. If I had young young kids today i'd forbid social media yeah keep them away there'll be plenty of time they're not going to fall off the curve the learning curve uh wad zombie just asked it how many genders there are it's woke as fuck yeah it's crazy it's crazy woke it's not it's not it's not uh but the scary part is matt muller 499 they it does not they don't know how quickly it's learning or how it's learning or what it's learning or how it's deciding what to learn. They also ran you through, I guess, this chat GPT.

I don't know if it's this specific version of AI, but I guess there's a race to make everyone's AI the smartest. So all of these people are just inserting it all over their products. And so I guess Snapchat, I don't know how Snapchat works, but I guess you have a list of friends. And at the top of everyone's Snapchat now is an AI. And so if all your friends are asleep, there's no one to talk to, or you just want to talk to this bot, you can. And they showed us a conversation. They pretended like they were a 13- old girl and they showed in this podcast and they showed you the conversation that this person is having with this um ai and it's basically a 13 year old girl saying hey i'm going to go on

a date i think i'm going to lose my virginity it's with a man who's 30 years older than me and the ai is like oh this is awesome you You should light candles and you should play music that you like. And it's basically, it has no, it'll tell you that it can't do poems about white people, but it doesn't say, don't fuck man who's 30 years older than you. It's crazy. One of the other things they said is it's learning so quickly that it's sharing information. I guess you can go on and ask it uh how do i make nerve gas out of uh products that i can buy at home depot now here's the thing but these guys who are talking about all these bad things ai does

are hopeful that ai will solve climate change not not not prove solve climate change. Not prove whether climate change is real or not. Solve climate change. It's fucking nuts. So this thing has just crazy, all sorts of crazy presuppositions. And the people that are concerned about it have, the AI has presuppositions and the people who are concerned about it has presuppositions it's i don't know what's scarier in their talk i mean i use the word scary loosely the ai

capabilities or the people who are concerned about the ai capabilities they're they're both absolutely retarded and irresponsible unable to just see big picture paulina would you say it's learning though since it's just using everything out there to put information together yeah right i don't know i couldn't tell i would first have to i guess define what learning is. I can't really tell. But all the conversations with it were extremely superficial.

Like just, but most of the people I know are like that. All the conversation is superficial. Oh, you care about the difference between gender and sex. You care about the definition of words. And they roll their eyes. It's like 95% of the people people i know they just don't even care one finger two finger three fingers in my butt what do i care what do i care that when i get a mammogram it's like spinning a russian uh, playing Russian roulette, that I'm going to get the wrong diagnosis

and it's going to change the course of my life. Whatever. Chase Brian, my dad still has COVID after two weeks and he's riding that train hard as fuck. I told him he needs to get outside and get some sun. He says, no, he's been taking vitamin D. Oy, oy. Got to get outside.

Got to get outside. Got to move. Stephanie Price, it's just another hot redhead mama. God, I wonder how many hot redhead mamas. I'm going to say that 50% of the listeners are hot redheads who listen to this show. An old boss of mine just told me his 10-year-old son was in the hospital last year for COVID, recovered. They gave him the vaccine three days before he was to be discharged he died had two heart attacks holy shit come on come on come on come on this isn't uh this isn't Fox News. Come on. No, I only fuck with that thing one time and then I turned it off.

Redheads rejoice. God. That cannot be true. That cannot be true. That 10-year-old boy thing. Anyway, these guys go on to say that ai is a groomer i wouldn't go as far as to say it's a groomer but i but but but i mean it's um somehow it's already i don't know i i don't know i don't know i don't dare explain it because i don't know but

when i think of grooming i think of like um not something more than just compliance right um me watching someone burn a house down is different than me giving them a can of going to the store and buying the mechanic gasoline and giving him matches and showing him an escape route. Now I'm participating a little bit. Magnus Holmgren. Is Chad GPT just the reincarnation of Epstein? I'm guessing the no cussing thing is old news

from last week. I need to catch up on the weekend shows. I don't know. I couldn't answer that either. You have to ask Chad GPT. Oh, no. There's more to this story? Are you kidding me? He said he messed up so bad. I asked how. He said I let them give him the vaccine.

Dude, this story is crazy. Oh, my God. What would you do? Can that really be true? Oh, no. Oh, no. First of all, is that another redhead i'm telling you this show is a magnet for fucking redheads

i can prove to you my healthy cross-fitting husband had his vax a few weeks before he died he really didn't want to get the shot are you what oh i didn't oh god i oh oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness uh okay folks time for my morning constitutional good to see everyone especially the q anon folks of which there are many here what's that what's q anon what's that q anon i thought q anon isn't psyop that the cia or fbi or someone created to um make people hate conservatives like it's like a faux conservative conservative faux conservative group but but it's really the government trying to undermine stuff you believe that stuff jeff baker what is q not q anon uh he's he died at our crossfit gym

just next to our one-year-old granddaughter after a wad oh here we go slater doesn't like a good photo of a topless man. More topless men, please. A lieutenant at my fire department in active military was forced to get the vaccine and now has several heart problems and is only in his late 30s.

Oh, I saw some crazy statistic on heart issues. I'll show it to you. Oh, here we go. Paulina. QAnon is an American political conspiracy theory and political movement. There's a political conspiracy theory movement. QAnon centers on fabricated claims by anonymous individuals or individuals known as Q. Oh, so it's the same as the pharma industry, but it's not anonymous.

It makes fabricated claims, but they're not anonymous. Right? I mean, that's what... Ah, he would lose his job, man. he would lose his job man your sister's 45 and has two grandkids so that means if when she was 19 she had a kid

and then her kid had a kid when she was oh yeah I guess that's totally doable wow Oh, yeah, I guess they're totally doable. Wow. Q Anon is an American political conspiracy theory. Those words don't even make sense to me. American political conspiracy theory? Isn't that an American political conspiracy theory movement? I don't think that's proper. I don't think that that's correct grammar i don't think it can be like that dog uh q anon is american dog theory conspiracy is is a political

yeah i don't think it can be like that i was going to stick in some other words in there that would make more sense that are just as dumb it originated in the american far-right political sphere in 2017 just the definition alone makes me think something's not something's up uh my mill is 47 what's a mill uh oh he was an athlete in the adaptive division in 2021 so blessed he got to be there he died four months later it was his proudest moment oh here we go q anon is basically a conservative dog whistle insult libs attempt to tie mainstream conservatives to it to try to show people that who like trump are question of acts are crazy uh okay that's what i was sniffing out okay that makes sense yeah right i was watching that i was watching that john stewart interview where he made that fucking

incredible intellectual uh leap where he basically he's saying a guy is saying like hey we can't let trannies speak in our schools to our children or in public libraries and john stewart says you say you're worried about kids and protecting constitutional rights for guns, but yet you're going against freedom of speech. And then you go click in the link, and there's thousands of people being like, oh my god, Jon Stewart fucked this guy up. That because guns kill and you don't want to outlaw guns, therefore, you should allow trannies to speak in public libraries to kids or go to their schools and speak to kids or dance in front of kids. And I was like, how? I mean, it's masterful how he does it connects the two like he makes this leap. But doesn't anyone stop and think, wow, that doesn't make sense. That that's like when I hear my kids say, but he hit me first.

What if they're both right? What if they're both wrong? The outcomes of the two are totally different. It's like comparing apples to oranges, and yet he makes that leap. It's like comparing apples to oranges, and yet he makes that leap. Because you believe so heavily in the Constitution, and you're saying no matter what, people should be able to have guns, you're being inconsistent when you say that trannies shouldn't be able to speak in schools because that's just freedom of speech. You have to make all sorts of presuppositions, all sorts. For example, you have to just assume that outlawing guns would immediately reduce deaths or whatever he wanted. I don't know.

I don't even know what he wanted. But to make that connection, I mean, it's not logical. If it's logical, it's extremely superficial. Good morning. And by that, I mean, it's just not looking at just possible outcomes of that. It's like saying I threw an orange at a car and all I care about is the orange flying through the air and never fucking acknowledge that that orange is going to hit a car.

Call her. Hi. Good morning. Hey, what's up hey you said you said something i think yesterday about the guests wanting you know trying to get back to the guests i'll tell you what man i love the live calling shows and hearing you talk the entire time you stick with this format and once in a while have a guest you um do you know um thank you i i listened when i don't listen to it live which i did yesterday while i was doing yard work i feel like i'm missing out on the interaction so that's something that you i think you're setting setting the pace a lot different than than any other podcast they listen to so I found myself wanting to comment and make message. I'm like, wait, it's not live right now. Yeah, thank you.

I want to respond to you, but I can't tell if I'm lying or not. I can't tell what I am. I can't think about you. You don't have to respond. Just make eye contact. Look at your camera. I'm looking at my I'm looking at the video. We're going to make eye contact uncomfortably for a second, and then we'll get back to whatever you were doing okay thank you

i never look up at the camera hi have a good day bud bye that's cool that's nice i'll probably that that's the kind of stuff like later on today i'll be i'll be um picking up trash at the skate park and I'll think about that. I'll be like, yeah, somebody likes me. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody likes me. I don't know. I want to tell you all sorts of shit. Like I'm tired of hearing myself talk or I run out of stuff or I'm not excited, but I don't really know what the reason is, but I need to have some guests on.

We're loading up with a bunch of guests right now. I've been just, poor fucking Suze. I've been just banging on them just to sending them tons of guests i need i need guests any guests i need it to be so like i'm anxious i need i need that kind of low level stress yeah look at more guests david's like i i know trust me i know i won't let that guy get to my head. I need that low-level stress of like my list of ideas is too big for shows. Like right now, I'm just, yeah, I need a little more excitement. Anyway, that chat GPT thing is interesting. If you want to listen to that podcast, it's called Your Undivided Attention, The AI Dilemma.

It's a little scary, tons of presuppositions, tons of hard talk, but it doesn't mean we can't learn from it. So there we go. I know, yeah, there you go. There's someone, James Townsend. Lydia, that was so funny yesterday, the Castro bit I I I clipped that I clipped that and I'm gonna post that the whole bit where it goes from a milf manor to like whether dudes could be whether you could have 50 year old men right oh I don't even have my phone number up um I clipped that part that part was so funny

it starts with you saying yeah I date Dave even though he's twice my age and then it goes into the fact that I was what a hunk Dave is and then it goes into the fact that I'm gay

because I I drink watermelon margaritas man that was so funny at least I thought it was funny I was dying no I'm now I'm embarrassed yeah everyone's embarrassed it's good it's healthy Man, that was so funny. At least I thought it was funny. I was dying. No, now I'm embarrassed.

Yeah, everyone's embarrassed. It's good. It's healthy. Sevan, maybe now that Fraser had a knee surgery, he has time to talk to you. Do you want me to talk to him? I don't think you want me to talk to him. I could ask him. okay so chat gpt let's we'll keep kind of like watching that that that shitty tool

i'm going to show you something and then i want you to tell me if this is racist or not i couldn't um I'm going to show you something and then I want you to tell me if this is racist or not. I couldn't. We'll discuss what, watch this. We'll discuss this. Let's put this up. It's a Chinese guy with a red bull. And Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino react to the Ninja song I don't know what the I just saw this this morning

I thought it was funny as shit Maybe I too could be ninja I use my nunchucks Even while feeding ducks I throw my ninja scar First of all Let's just hear the chorus again Please don't turn

It's gonna be the worst I learn my ninja kicks While watching Netflix First of all, let's just hear the chorus again. Please don't. It's going to be the worst. I learned my ninja kicks while watching Netflix. I learned my ninja kicks while watching Netflix. And you guys, you know what? I might do it. I might be a ninja soon. And then she's talking in a Chinese accent.

I'm going to be ninja. And then they pause it on some hot Asian lady watching the bit. What was that Asian lady? Turn it off! Okay, it's off. All right, if I was that Asian lady. I'm going to chop, chop, chop it down, take chow down to Chinatown. I'm going to chop, chop, chop it down, take chow down to Chinatown. This is the most racist shit I've ever heard. I haven't heard one racist thing yet.

That's the part where I'm tripping. What's wrong with me? It's the most racist shit I've heard in my life. Someone call me and tell me why that's racist. I'm dying to know what about that is racist. Dude, if there was a song like that about Armenians, I'd be so proud if it was like talking to my dad's accent. I eat the baklava. I go to Los Angeles. I wait in line at Costco. I get the cheap gasoline. I do the shish kebab.

I'm so Armenian. Fucking how? What? How in the hell? Is that racist? I don't get it. There's not one fucking negative thing said about Asian people. Not one. Not one.

There's not one. If you act like another ethnicity or race, that's racist. I don't get, I don't get that. Zero. I don't, I'm not even joking.

I'm not, I'm not sure I'm connecting it at all. Look at the, look at the wide swath of characters that we have hal roberts the guy who's dating a chick who's clearly too hot for him and proud of it so he puts her up front and center makes total sense and then we get and he loves this piece those tunes are great and then we got this guy right away I just ding this guy Sergeant Z

because he's got underscore sorry Sergeant Z sorry sorry as soon as I see underscore I'm like but I guess I kind of respect it because if you have an underscore you're not part of the

engagement economy because you clearly give zero shits underscores are just so lame a metal joe 16 a bit of unwatchable segment here yeah stereotypical at most yeah that's what's fun about it though right oh i am armenian oh i'm armenian driver you get in my uber car now we are in los angeles i pick you up in 10 minutes i was gonna mix my asian accent my ar my Armenian, old Armenian, or any Middle Eastern guy. Yeah, thank you.

Stereotypical, not racist, says the guy with an underscore. Stop bluffing, Sevan, and put on blackface. Well, it's funny that you mentioned that. I would never do that can you imagine that i would i fucking hate anything on my face i don't this this hair i struggle with this hair it's only a war between laziness and uh yeah i cannot stand anything on my face. I would never do that.

I would never paint my face blue or black or anything. I know I saw that. That's amazing, right? CNN just drum destroyed. Next, it's going to be race. So every commercial on my TV set can have a black person married to a white person on it or a white person married to a black person on it and that's not racist but you can't a white person can't use a black a meme with a black person in it so what would that mean like if you showed a meme and it said how my girlfriend felt last night and it was like I'm LeBron dunking a basketball and you were

a white guy you couldn't do that I don't even understand what the rule would be uh jason miller i asked chat gbt to design a new philosophy that is a blend of daoism and stoicism and appointed me at your podcast seven oh that's awesome i don't i don't want there's things I don't want to show you, but I just feel like I have to show you. Do you know what I mean by that? Trying to think of an example that, that things you don't want to tell your wife, but you have to tell her like, I don't want to show you this next video. I really don't want to show you this next video i really don't

but i feel like if i don't i'm keeping something from you does that make sense maybe i'm just i know it's convoluted i know it's um it's like some thought that's like stuck in a loop somewhere that I, that I haven't gotten rid of. Oh, here we go. Uh, big and flexy isn't racism defined as stereotypes based on race. Um, so it's,

it is racist. I know, but, um, I think that there is, it's more than a connotation. I think it has to explicitly be negative. That's why when I say,

um, wow, that chick has nice tits. And someone says that's misogynist, it's not correct because they're basically the misogynist according to the strict definition of misogyny because they hate the female form. That would be an easy leap to make and understand. Oh, they're upset because of the appreciation. And then they could come back with, well, it's not so much the appreciation, it's the way you present it oh so it's not that you think i hate women it's that you don't like my vernacular you would rather i say i love the curves of the female form god did such a wonderful job i feel like we can talk there but don't call me misogynist because i appreciate the male figure well i don't think it can be racism unless i mean that that's awesome listening to that chinese accent there's something we enjoy about it why do you think do you know why white kids interested white uh suburban kids

love rap so much they just love they love the sound of fucking black black dudes rapping it's their fucking white dream to either have friends like that or talk like that uh but i think there is a difference between humor and degrading racism It's their fucking wet dream to either have friends like that or talk like that. But I think there is a difference between humor and degrading racism. This was clearly humor. It's humor because we're watching that voice come out of someone else's mouth. It's the same thing with like if you go to the first time you go to France. And you're a black dude talk French, but you grew up in fucking Oaklandland you're like wow your brain is like having trouble making that leap that that's really coming or have

you ever heard a white dude speak chinese it's crazy fucking crazy so if you laughed at that it's not because you're racist i don't know i think i think oh i could look it up let me show you this video for well no okay i'll look up racist first. Good. I avoided showing you this video. There's the video. Let me see. Racist. I think it has to be mean to be racist. So there could be nice racism characterized by or showing race prejudice or discrimination or antagonism against a person or people on the basis of their membership, their membership, in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. Oh, but it has to be antagonistic towards a people. Okay, so it has – yeah, I don't think that's antagonistic towards a person. as a person that would make pretty much if that that would make all acting racist or or some some form of i mean yeah because it's a membership in a particular race or ethnic group someone someone could say all acting every movie is racist at that point you you're not helping uh paulina this is

definitely something you should not see when i'm about to show you should go use the bathroom or something or like get a rag and clean some of your textbooks or something now now i'm even okay here we go it's not racist but the context of it is insulting. Humor, the word racist, it has to be insulting. Humor most often is not meant to be insulting. Some can laugh that off and know it's humor. Others can't and get offended. I know, but they're not even saying anything bad about Asian people.

They're not like, we can't, let me tell you insulting. And I don't even know if this is insulting. If it's true, this isn't even insulting. If I said, but you can't leave your dog out front, but my Asian neighbors will eat it. You have to first make the assumption that the presupposition that eating the dog is bad. Or I guess you could say it's stealing. Or I guess you could say it's stealing. What if we could prove that Asian drivers aren't as good as other ethnicities? And then we said that. Would that be racist? I just don't think so.

I don't think that's how that word works. I think it has to be offensive. Like they said, antagonistic. You have to antagonize them. That would be just science. I don't know. I think it's just a complete waste of time to fucking worry about any of that for myself, like if it's coming at me. I'm born into a membership.

I know. It's great. It's great. It's great. If it makes people uncomfortable, they try to put a label on it. Yeah, what you shared earlier made me crazy uncomfortable. I don't know if I couldn't even put a label on it. I can't even believe it's real. I made a brain tumor joke when I was diagnosed and people cringed. I make dead husband jokes, a way of coping, and people get offended for him.

Wow, no shit. I would be embarrassed if I even judge you in the slightest like that how you process that oh here we go i like when devesh is really up in his game his comments game i'm i'm uh so i'm from trinidad where the fuck is that is that cuba where's trinidad let me see sorry uh trinidad uh it's the largest and most populous of uh oh trinidad and tobago oh it's a country in the caribbean well shit i thought it was a uh city the capital is port of spain wow i am a box of rocks this morning you guys want to see where this dude's from? Holy shit, dude.

Wow. You're off the coast of Venezuela. That's a country. You guys got to see this, where this dude's from. This is nuts. So this is a South America here. It's basically a due west of nigeria fucking 8 000 miles it's right off the coast of venezuela

i didn't even guiana and suriname i know suriname just because they have a lot of insects there when i used to be into insects So basically the islands that come off the coast of Florida heading south and east go Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, same island, Puerto Rico, British Virgin Islands, St. Lucia, Barbados, Granada, and then Trinidad and Tobago. Are those two separate countries, Trinidad and Tobago? What's going on there? Oh, we're going to need some help. Anyway, back to Devesh. So I'm from Trinidad. We speak English, but similar to how Jamaicans speak,

and it's crazy when you see white people or Chinese people from Trinidad speaking with the Trinidad accent. Oh, man, That's awesome. That's awesome. I think maybe I've seen the homies. Here we go. Now we get down to the bottom of it. Mike McCaskey dropping a big fat dose of reality on Seve as he hides in his little bubble.

I added it out there for it. Seve, the problem is many of us work for corporations or the government. Our employers define what racism is and we're punished if we cross their lines. Yep. I hear you. Fair. I get word. I got nothing for you. Yep. And I'm just here

hiding in my dark closet living off of the engagement economy. Am I in the engagement economy? Matt C. Lots of humor is built on insulting. Yo mama jokes, roast, dark comedy, and other insult comedy

has long been a mainstream style of comedy. Matt C. You sound like a GPT chat with an answer like that. Oh, Trinidad and Tobago. And Tobago. So it's two different countries? I just don't, I just, the joke still has to be funny i think it's a fine line a good race joke based joke has to be funny or you risk sounding like a racist comedy is sniping not shotgunning yeah i mean it's just it's just funny hearing her rhyme like duck and nunchuck with the chinese

action accent and it's a white person that's it that's the whole bit so it's just don't get how it's i i honestly think that if you think that's racist it's because you think chinese that act something's wrong with that accent or something's wrong with ducks and nunchucks i think you're outing yourself the funny part is it probably makes you uncomfortable because you're a fucking racist i just see that that's i just look into my head and i think that's how the mechanism of the human brain works it's not like we have unique ways in which our brains work that there's a mechanism that we all are a path that we all follow pretty simple here we go adam vancour the belief that race accounts for difference in human character ability and that a particular race is superior to others discrimination and prejudice based on

i don't know what if there could so so when i so if i say that ashkenazi jews are standard deviation smarter than all the other people. That's racist. I guess if you think that being smarter makes you superior. Based on the rules of basketball and the, and the, and the rules being the size of the court, the time domains in which you have to express your, your energy, the height of the core, the time domains in which you have to express your energy, the height of the rim.

For some reason, it appears that people with darker skin are better. We don't even know that. Maybe it's just... But that's definitely a strong correlate, right? That something biologically in them has made them grow taller or faster or be able to express themselves in this time domain. Maybe they have better vision, better coordination, whatever. i don't fucking know i don't even know

if it's true but let's just say i just can't i can't put that in a bucket of being racist that i'm not being antagonistic towards them i mean maybe it's maybe it's right maybe that's racist towards white people black people are better at basketball and white that black people are better at basketball maybe that's maybe people are better at basketball. Maybe that's racist towards all the other groups based on the definition of being antagonistic. Who knows? But let's just get this video out of the way

that I need to show you guys and then move on. This video could be considered racist now that I think about it. This video could be extremely racist now i'm not looking for these you guys are sending these to me this is like some sort of you guys have like think you figured me out you guys have you guys have figured me out that's the problem david you probably don't you david you and paulina should probably not watch this video um probably not watch this video um no fuck no rb was the split decision correct for cheeto

fuck no what do you think rb hell no no fucking way i agree i love cheeto veroero but Corey Sanhagen put on a master's class Chito was scared of him dude Corey Sanhagen is a that guy might not hit as hard as the other guys he's a chainsaw he's a Tasmanian devil we didn't even see the best version of him I don't think that guy has got some dominant crews in him

he completely unorthodox wild man I hope he just destroys sean o'malley yeah close your eyes close your eyes that's awesome you should close your eyes don't this is okay this is and it's so funny because it takes me i smell bacon i smell bacon it takes a while to um it took me a while to under to understand this yeah they made an entire movie called white man can't jump yeah that's true but there's something going on there it's the same reason why you can't write mike you can't have 50 year old dudes in a house with 20 year old women there i mean there are some like social Oh, are you crazy?

Are you fucking nuts? Gabe does not speak on behalf of the Sebon podcast. Cheeto one. You're some fucking crackhead. That's racist. that's ethnic bias that's because gabe's a fucking uh latino latino and he wants his latino brethren to win i know that's classic right my jewish wife is making i smell it i smell it i I haven't smelled it in a long time. I was thinking about you, Jedediah. I was thinking about people I've had on the show.

I'm like, I should have him back on. I feel like it's kind of lazy, but I was like, who are my easy guests that are just fun? This dude was great. Jedediah Snelson. I'll get this dude back on shoot to show this guy I think I interviewed you you were on vacation weren't you like on a balcony in Hawaii or something maybe you were in Trinidad Tobago okay so I watched this and I'm just like oh this is cool it's a guy just doing jumping jacks with a girl and to be honest with you,

David, I thought it was going to be a boob-bouncing video. I thought someone sent this to me to be a boob-bouncing video. Well, I was wrong. All right. Look at that. Look at that. Three, two, one, let's go. I thought this was going to be a boob-bouncing video.

This video only gets crazier, by the way. Hang tight. Hang tight, David. Just don't take boom bouncing video. This video only gets crazier, by the way. Hang tight. Hang tight, David. Just don't take your eyes off. This is just ridiculous. Yes. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Best in private, man.

Tell me that. Yes. Hey, is that, I mean, can you do that? I mean this with all honesty. Like, do you, do you, if you see that in public, you call the cops on that or is that that's just fine. I mean, I trust me. I don't call the cops on it. I'm making a video like this.

Are you kidding me? Weird that people don't wear underwear. What state are you from? No, I feel weird. Like I wear underwear. No one fucking wears underwear in fucking california i feel like yeah dude can't help it and where would where would he put that i know where would he put that anyway what if he what if he what if he did wear underwear where would he put that?

I'm just like, what if you're walking down the mall? That guy's tall, too. That guy's probably like 6'4", or something. Like, for me, that's right at eye level. Yeah, look at Brandon Waddell. I free ball every day. Yeah, commando all the way. Yeah.

No one here wears underwear all right it's just um uh people with tiny penises don't wear underwear because they don't need the support well fuck god bless thank you i'll take it what's that guy that guy's, I mean, that thing is a monstrosity. I change my underwear like three times a day. And I make my boys do that too. I love clean underwear. All right. I'm glad we got that out of the way.

That feels, that feels good. I was just, that was on the list and off the list and on the list and on the list. And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. How about this? How about this? Speaking of Cheeto Vera, Gabe, look at this. Here's a picture of Cheeto Vera wearing the CEO shirt. Okay.

There he is. Palmero 11685. Palmero 11SIX numbers 85. Ran the 26 miles wearing the CEO shirt, and he told me he listened to the Sevan podcast the entire way. I'm so humbled. I'm so humbled by this. I'm zero humbled by this. I'm so fucking proud. I'm so proud. Zero humbled by this. Zero. I don't know. I think pride's one of the sins, but I'm so proud of it. I'm proud and honored. And I appreciate the responsibility. Bam. Look at it. Is that, he's wearing gloves? Is that common for marathoners to wear gloves?

Interesting. How about that? Marathoners wear gloves. I didn't know that. Anyway, pretty cool. Made me happy. Thanks, brother. And thanks for it.

And I'm glad you took the picture and send it to me made my day double whammy 26 miles i have not done that i've not run a marathon were we talking about uh oh yeah here we go here we go this is just nuts here we go i don't even understand that cnn look it's like almost like they're just trying it out for size if you're white and you posted a gif or mean of a meme of a black person to express a strong emotion you may be guilty of wearing digital blackface it's funny it's like written by someone who's like 50 years old or 60 or 70 if you're white and you posted a gif or meme of a black person to express strong emotion what is that chad chibiti wrote that what if it was an asian person or middle eastern person like what if uh if you're white and you posted a gif or meme of divesh maharaj the hammer from

the sevan podcast to express a strong emotion you may be guilty of wearing digital blackface what do you mean am i guilty or am i not what's digital blackface and why it's wrong when white people use it holy shit yeah do you do you think that there are people um like like just just fucking with cnn like someone writes this and submits it just to see how stupid cnn is you don't want to hear about it this is just targeted to talk what's up george i i wouldn't even look i i'm not even if i were to post a meme i wouldn't even like look at the name of the uh i wouldn't even i don't even care with here how about this how about this if you know the color of the person in your meme if that's a focal point then you're racist how about that how about that

how about the fact that that article is racist that's all I see. Fucking crazy. Crazy, crazy, crazy. People, man, people live some complicated lives. This is good. I like how this is juxtaposed right to what we just watched here listen carefully to this you knuckleheads who don't feel comfortable going into crossfit gyms because of the microaggressions white people operate in the digital space from a place of privilege

says trish this privilege grants white people the opportunity to express themselves through minority tropes and blah, blah, oh, geez. Is that what it says in the article? I don't even know what tropes means. Nor do I care. Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle, we're not ourselves when we are triggered. We become who we think we need to be to survive. Not to survive, but who we think we need to be survived. So you walk into a CrossFit gym, and you're a white guy,

and it's all black people in there, and you know you feel fucking uncomfortable, and no one says hi to you, and now you think that's because they're rude to you. You jump to that leap. And so you leave. And it's not true, but you. You jump to that leap. And so you leave and you don't, it's not true,

but you do it according to this because it's, you need to be triggered because it's what you, what we think we need to do to survive. It's basically getting triggered is the opposite of CrossFit. It's avoiding hardship. Getting triggered is like walking to a CrossFit gym and seeing that it's seven minutes of burpees or that it's a run and not going. Getting triggered means you're a pussy. Now, let me rephrase that. Getting triggered does not mean you're a pussy. Getting triggered and then reacting to it instead of watching it and letting it pass means you're a pussy.

and then reacting to it instead of watching it and letting it pass means you're a pussy. For those of you who work out in a garage, this happens to you all the time, right? You go in the garage, you let you, you, you know what the workout is. You still can't believe you're going to fucking do it. You cannot believe you're going to do it. And then you start the clock. And as it's counting down, you're just not going to do it you're not going to do it and then it's then you hear the last beep and you go like a maniac that's what bosses do that's what no plan B people do. Triggered people, losers and pussies. And people who are attention whores. Go to the internet.

And talk about how they were triggered or not included. You're not included somewhere. Do you know what I do? Because I'm fucking better than most people. When I go to a fucking restaurant. And the waiter and waitress is being an asshole to me, I sweet talk them. I don't fucking complain.

Well, I do actually, on the car ride home, I complained to my wife. I go, fuck. I had to work that bitch. She wasn't gonna, she was fucking a bitch until we had to work her why is it we always have but i do it to my wife indulging that my wife complain about it on the internet do your fucking part in society Do your part. We're not ourselves. Does anyone even know what that means, ourselves, when we are triggered? Yourself is a happy, cool, relaxed person.

We become who we think we need to be when we're... We're not ourselves when we're triggered. We become who we think we need to be to survive. we're not ourselves when we're triggered we become who we think we need to be to survive and when we're constantly being triggered our identity can start to slip away because our personality and values are constantly getting hijacked yeah that's the dems i hate to say it there it is bam scott what's up dude well ready to go hit my workout now yeah good jedediah snelson i roll into random gyms all the time people are i roll into random gyms all the time get it roll he said roll get it roll he's not using it as the slang term he's actually using it like he rolls in. People are not sure how to react,

but when I engage, they immediately change their demeanor and how they engage with me. It's called self-responsibility. Jedediah, do you start with, hey, I don't appreciate how your fucking gym only has stairs and not a ramp for us wheelies. I bet you he's never done that. I bet you maybe at most when he's done,

he said, hey, by the way, I love the gym. It's just a little hard getting in here with my wheelchair, you know. If that. He goes in there, he contributes, he starts going there, and eventually if he's a valuable fucking member and they like him, they're going to be like, this is bullshit. We don't have a ramp for this guy. And then they build one for him. Extra sloppy. I dropped, we dropped into a gym in Seattle and they asked, and they asked, we introduced ourselves, including our pronouns.

What? They asked for your pronouns? We started to laugh. Some of them got triggered. Others laughed that I laughed. Holy shit. What kind of world do these people live in that they think it's okay to ask someone their pronouns? Wow.

That's awesome that she laughed, by the way. And it's even better that they got triggered. We accept everyone except people who we, except for people who, who laugh when we say, what are your pronouns? So I think we have synced, you know, like girls do our Instagram real show us the same exact stuff this week i i um i went to a movie yesterday i cannot tell you the last time i've been to a movie i don't know if it's been 30 years or 20 years or five years but i cannot tell you i cannot think i i don't even sit down to watch a whole movie i don't enjoy them i don't enjoy the process um i watched um sons of anarchy you know a few years ago and then i watched a game of thrones and then i watched the cowboy one with kevin costner but going to a movie theater so yesterday we're at the skate park and it's sunny

and my and my kids see the movie theater and they said hey can we go to a movie and and the theater was playing john wick for my wife said, hey, can we go to a movie? And the theater was playing John Wick 4. My wife said, no, can't take the kids to see that. And they had a movie there called Guardian of the Galaxy. And it's a beautiful sunny day. My kids wanted to go. And so we went to the 1245 showing. And I was like, God, I hope I don't see anyone here.

And they see that I'm embarrassed. I'm going to a movie on a sunny day. What a stupid thing to do. And I'm just so uncomfortable. But I know that's why I need to do it. That's why I need to do it. I need to, uh, do this cause it's uncomfortable for me. So we see this movie called, did I say guardians of the galaxy? No, we see this movie called Shazam Shazam. And it's a, that took me a while to figure out the movie, but it's, um, Shazam. And it's a, that took me a while to figure out the movie, but it's, um,

it's kids who they say the word Shazam and then they turn into adults and then they're like strong and they can fight shit. Movie's so dumb. I was actually at one point being like, wow, what, what a waste of a life. If this is your career, like being in movies like this it was so bad i only recognized one of the i recognized two of the uh actresses one is an old lady that's been in a ton of shit um and then the other one was uh lucy lu or something she was like she was a charlie's angels from back when i was a teenager a kid other than that, I didn't recognize a single one of the actors or actresses. Movie's so dumb. It's like watching someone play a video game. It's written poorly.

I could never suspend my disbelief. It was just a mess. It's fucking pathetic. No, there was no Shaquille O'Neal in it. There's no one like that in it. It's a superhero movie. Oh, at the end, Gal Gadot's in it, Wonder Woman. And even she doesn't lookNeal in it. There's no one like that in it. It's a superhero movie. Oh, at the end, Gal Gadot's in it. Wonder Woman. And even she doesn't

look so good in it. Something's wrong with her Wonder Woman outfit. And it's so weird that she's in it because the entire fucking movie these guys are fighting monsters. And if Wonder Woman was there, why didn't she come help them? The whole... Anyway, it's just dumb. Do not see

that movie. But I'm really glad I did do it. And we got out of the theater and my wife said, man, I'm stressed out a little bit. Why would I be stressed? And I go, because we just wasted two hours of our life. Previews were cool. I really liked the previews.

But next to me in the the movie theater, are these two kids, 15 years old, and they're watching the movie. And the entire movie, their text messages are coming in, they're using their phones. One kid drops his phone like five times. They're laughing, they're talking to each other. And I'm like, wow. I was like, I was really like embracing it and enjoying their, one can turn the flashlight on to look under his seat.

There's only one seat between me and them. I can hear everything they're saying. It's like, I'm there with them. It's like, it's like I'm babysitting them. And when I used to live in Benicia, when my mom lived in Benicia, I'd go to the movie theater in Vallejo. I was fucking, this is 30 years ago, okay?

I'm 51 now. This is when I was 21. Maybe 20 years ago. I was 30 years old, years ago 27 years old and i would go to the movies there regularly that was exactly how um uh the mexicans act like just straight up someone gets a call in the theater and starts talking uh-uh i don't know where the melted cheese is uh-uh uh-uh what you looking at sa i'll talk to whoever i want on the phone homeboy you want a piece movie theater's packed two dudes are

fighting because one dude tries to tell the other dude be quiet like fuck this is better than the movie but the whole time in my head i'm like man this is like this is just not a fun culture to be a part of i like a culture where like everyone is just not a fun culture to be a part of i like a culture where like everyone turns their phone off and everyone's nice in the theater and like i want to feel safe in the theater and these kids next to me today in the theater in scotts valley by the way scotts valley is the whitest town in the world where i'm seeing the theater these are white kids and when they got up and left their area was destroyed candy wrappers everywhere popcorn everywhere coca-cola everywhere they didn't

leave shit yeah i went to the movie theaters in vallejo you know that the the nice theater with all the shippers there's a costco there and a home depot and just everything there it's a giant mall outdoor mall it's so nice i don't know if we call it a mall i don't know what you call it i also used to go to the theater in in los angeles the chinese man's theater and there it was always black women who would stand up and talk to the fucking screen it was nuts but i thoroughly enjoyed it but i thought the same thing too i'm man i just don't enjoy this type of movie watching i prefer the the Walnut Creek, California crowd. I prefer the rich white people who just shut the fuck up and stay in their seat and watch the movie.

I like it so that there's no gum under my seat. I like it so that they don't litter. I like it that the high school kids are polite. That their pants aren't hanging down around their fucking below their ass. I just like all that for some reason. It doesn't make me better or worse than anyone i don't want i don't want to be on edge i don't want everyone staring at everyone like hard i just don't i just don't want that but i would still go to those theaters i still did it i didn't fight with reality i was just

like man this is just part of the experience yeah but the man's chinese theater they would they would the black woman there every time i went there they would stand up and yell at the screen they would talk to the screen talk to the characters and then there were the movie theaters in berkeley and oakland on shattuck tons of theaters there five big theaters maybe that crowd was crazy that was a huge mix and of just everyone right asian black mexican white and those theaters were occasional gunshots outside the theater there and uh but same thing even before cell phones no one cleaned up after themselves but it was mixed you know what i mean it'd be like the old rich jewish couple sitting next to like the five rowdy kids and the five rowdy kids would look like like just every you know it was like it was like

almost like set up the way it is today but this is 20 years ago you know the black kid the indian kid the white kid the asian kid they're all friends it was ber, but this is 20 years ago. The black kid, the Indian kid, the white kid, the Asian kid, they're all friends. It was Berkeley. But still, no one had taught them the culture of movie watching. And I just couldn't believe it yesterday. I'd never seen it cured me of my racism again. The time I recently saw the

all you need to do is just move somewhere. move somewhere there's white people doing a bunch of dumb shit just can't even believe it i wanted to talk to them the boys i was trying to think of a way to say it nicely to them all of you people who don't have kids you kind of aren't going to understand what i mean i'm saying I'm saying because it's like this also. I was watching that movie, I was watching that movie, and then all of a sudden somewhere in the movie there's these creatures that come out out of left field, out of nowhere.

The movie takes this weird turn and these really dark creatures come out and they're everywhere and they're scary. And I immediately thought, I look at my kids and I lean over and I go, that shit's not real. It's the same thing. Like you don't realize you're watching something that's like maybe like super risque

until your kids walk in the room. Like none of us would ever think twice about a movie you're watching and someone puts a gun in someone's mouth and blows their brains out. But I'm telling you, if you have a six-year-old in the room, you fucking immediately panic. And you're like, like holy shit how did my kid just see that i you don't even think i'm not like hey i gotta protect my kids from that shit i just have that you just i can't explain it i can't explain it it's the same thing you pull up to the skate park and if you see like a homeless guy there

in your with three of your friends you don't care but if your kids are there you're like i got three kids here and there's a homeless guy talking to himself i'm not going to go in there just everything changes i'm not even judgmental about it you're just trying to mitigate the risks and and so when they're i'm sitting next to these two kids in the movie theater and they're just pieces of shit i just want to i'm trying to think of a way like you know you're not making your parents proud. You know you're not helping society or contributing or it's not – I just can't think of a way to say it. Like I wish someone would have told me, hey, they lied to you. Don't worry about smoking being bad or drugs being bad or any of that. Just

know that someday you're going to have to quit. And quitting is going to be the hardest and worst thing you ever do in your life. So don't even start. You won't have to deal with that. That's what I wish someone would have told me. So I was trying to think of something like that. What can I tell these kids that would actually elicit a change in them? dude bro this is an amazing idea that i've thought of myself uh you should only be able to vote if you have kids i uh man i can't defend that but i agree with you 100 fucking percent because um andrew why don't you just tell them because there is a um there's there's a way i could tell them that could exacerbate the problem right like they could get something that they fucking like like like when adults like when we would be outside of an adult's house like if i

was like in someone's like someone i can remember being um in a field next to some old guy's house and we're all throwing rocks and we're not even throwing them near the old guy's house right but he's pissed maybe some are bouncing off and hitting his fence and he yells at us or he says hey kids stop throwing those rocks you're gonna hit. And then, and then all we do is like, we become bigger assholes to him. We enjoy that. That becomes part of our, our shtick. And so I just want to be able to say stuff to people that doesn't exacerbate it. Maybe I wasn't calm enough or cool enough. You know, Andrew, maybe I just couldn't like, I couldn't just say it. And maybe, yeah, you're right.

Maybe I just needed to just take a deep breath and be like, boys, can you pick up your popcorn and your sodas? It's not good to leave this here. But you got to be ready when you say that to someone like that. Some 15-year-old kid will just mouth off to you and be like, you just got to be ready. Fuck you. I'm picking up nothing, old man. I'll be like, okay, cool. Yeah, it's, you just got to be ready. Fuck you. I'm picking up nothing, old man. I'll be like, okay, cool. Yeah, you're right.

But it was good for me. The whole movie thing was good for me. I enjoyed it. As much as I hate it, I enjoyed the fact that's not, I didn't enjoy it, but I'm glad I did it. How's that? At CrossFit HQ, we had a free gym downstairs. It was for the obese, large bodied and for old people. And there were over a hundred members down there and they came there every day and they worked out for free. And it was a personal project of Greg Glassman's. And I've

told you about it before. And it ran for over a year. There were some amazing trainers there. Like the guy from Hollister, Jeremy world's his friend. I'm his friends too. Why can I not think of his name? I think he owns Gilroy CrossFit.

Anyway. Someone will know in the comments.piet thank you Westpiet Michelle Moods, Hollis Malloy Rory McKernan Jenny Lau I mean there was a crew a bunch of people I'm forgetting who's the guy

the trainer from Invictus I think he was from Invictus the gay guy he won like the gay games um he would come there peck uh juno luna anyway um world-class trainers like just insane insane um people and and they would and they would the class happened like i want to say at least five days a week and then they even there were people there who would even come on the weekends who were yeah the gay games who is that guy who won the gay games he's a trainer on the seminar staff what was that guy's name i know i always wondered how they authenticate you in the gay games.

What do you have to show to prove that you're gay? Oh, Nuna Costa. Thank you. Damn, you're good, Philip Kelly. Yeah, he would. What a stud he is. Dan Bailey, no. No. uh so this guy and i and i just i it was it was so it was so so cool anyway that was like one of the first things that uh rosa closed down i think the irony right greg called it the underserved gym he didn't mean it in the sense the way we used underserved we used underserved like poor people and then somehow we tie it to skin color he didn't do it that way um but anyway this guy this is a pretty cool piece right here this is a man opens a free gym for people with disabilities and the elderly and here he is

and dude just the physical contact that boy is getting from that huge man is amazing. Amazing. So many people need just physical contact. Kissed her on the head. People need. Look it. Hands on the shoulders. Look at that. All that. Just look it. So good. Are you doing something to help someone every day just a little thing it doesn't have to be a lot

it doesn't have to be a lot doing something to help someone just every day just a little something just a little tiny something you don't even have to go out of your way. Just be an opportunist. Just be an opportunist. Just help when you can. Don't be stupid and over the top. I got people, I know people who are stupid over the top. Don't get upset when they resist your helping. I'm just a small, just a small thing. Just one small thing every day. When people travel to the past, you know, like when you're a time traveler and you go in the past, you're like, okay, I'm going to go back in time. I'm going to get in my time machine.

They worry so much about changing the present, doing small things, you know? So I'm going to go to the past, and I got to remember that I don't touch too many things because I don't want to change the future. I just want to switch this one little thing, right? You know that thing in the movies? don't touch too many things because I don't want to change the future. I just want to switch this one little thing, right? You know that thing in the movies? I got to be really careful what I change here because I don't want to alter too much of reality in the future, right? And yet, few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small in the present. Let me read that to you again. Few people think that they can radically change the future by doing something small in the present. Butterfly effect, Mason Mitchell.

I like how it shows you the disconnection between our thoughts, the lack of continuity, the constant excuses we're making. I mean, Hiller's like, hey, why didn't you say something to him? And I had 20 excuses ready. Yeah. Why didn't I say something to him? Probably just scared. One, my, one, my, one, uh, 20 years ago or 30 years ago, my wife was training to be a yoga instructor. She was like, telling me about there's this, there's this effect with people that, oh, all I need is one more training. All I need is just one more class. All I need is one more trip to an ashram. All I need is, and it's like, nah, you just got to just do it. You just got to do it. Hey, you know that saying that people are like, hey, you should get out of your comfort zone every day.

Like getting out of your comfort zone to help people is great. Subtle, subtle, subtle, subtle. Dude, a smile. Hold the door open. I'm not talking about going full retard. I'm not talking about volunteering your time at the fucking old folks home. I'm not talking about volunteering your time at the fucking old folks home. Seve, don't be a pussy.

Maybe it's too late. Maybe I think I was. Amy M. Nuna. Nuna. Nuna casta. Smallest deeds. The smallest deeds the smallest deeds and then i want to show you this and this is this this guy's it's so weird you want to talk about being triggered this guy's instagram account triggers me and and i'm and i'm working through it

i'm working through it people you'll be through it, people. You'll be proud of me. This guy's Instagram account triggers me. Maybe it's because I have God complex. Who the fuck knows? But this is a guy who goes around and does these incredible money giveaways for people. It looks like he does one every day. It looks like this guy gives away about $400,000 a year. Okay, here we go. You guys ready?

Normally, this guy won't give money to people who don't give him money first, but this one changes a little bit. Here we go. I got my mystery crown for a buck. I got two of them. I ain't got no money, bro. No buck. He says, hey. I got two of them. He says, hey, I got a Burger King hat. You want to buy one for a dollar? I have two of them. And this guy says, hanging out of his car, he goes, nah, I ain't got any money.

What's your name? I'm Zachary. What's your name, man? Joseph. You like basketball? He says, we're doing bad right now. Sorry, I don't got a dollar for that. Is that your favorite sport? Yeah. What'd you say? Thank you. You want the basketball too? Yeah. He says we're doing bad right now. Sorry, I don't got a dollar for that. Is that your favorite sport? Yeah. That's for you, man. What'd you say? Thank you. You want the basketball too? Yeah. We have autism.

Autism. Since you guys were out here today? Dad says my son has autism. Now he's got a fucking Burger King hat on the kid. And the kid has autism. I got a thousand cash. And then he says I got a thousand cash. And then he says, I got a thousand dollars for you.

And so he's giving a thousand dollars to the dad. Thousand bucks. For you. Thousand cash. Come over here, man. Love you, bro. What's interesting, if anyone feel free to correct me

who follows this dude's account, usually he gives canadian money and there is a a canadian socialist aspect to his shit i'm all for i'm all for helping people don't get me wrong i'm hoping you guys slap me around a little bit man oh trish totally inappropriate totally inappropriate now dance for me i hate i hate shit like this. Oh, then you should follow this account. Here we go. I need the cash. You want me to tell you why?

Sure. He says, I need the cash. Do you want me to tell you why? What's going on with your car? Holy cow, you guys. And he shows that they're living in the car. Living in here right now? What's your dream?

And then he says, what's your dream and then he says what's your dream so now you got this dude holding a cord like an extension cord or some cord for something in his hand his autistic kid outside the car bouncing a basketball and they obviously live in the car and it looks like maybe they just woke up you're never gonna believe where this story is going by the way and get us into our own apartment man oh man oh no cnn loves this story dude this is like this is how you help uh the marginalized community you walk around and print out money and give it to them this is total uh cnn right up their alley right up their fucking alley this is it here we go and i and i like i giving people stuff's cool shit it's great and then he always does this he says can i give you a hug i love you and i love that too i love you i got another surprise though for you you guys ever been to a laker game before now he says you ever been to a laker game

you're going to the laker game before? Now he says, you ever been to a Laker game? No way. Never. You're going to the Laker game tonight. We're going to meet all the players. Oh, man. And we're pulling up in a Lambo. How's that sound to you, man? Let's go, Lakers! How you doing, man?

So here we are then it's the montage of the uh kid uh morbidly obese kid morbidly obese dad right okay you guys got it and then up here it says we're currently um homeless and my son has autism go fund me live in bio and at one point he said, my dream is to get the services that my son needs. It's cool, right? It's all cool.

It's all cool. But I just can't help it because I'm so fucking dogmatic, I guess, in my ways. And I see this. This is the next post. We've raised over $130,000 for Donald and his son.

He puts US dollars because most of his shit's Canadian, I think. We've raised over $130,000 for Donald and his son Joseph in the past 20 hours. I'm speechless. However, we are now in the process of making sure the funds are properly allocated. Properly allocated.

That's some chat GPT shit. The financial literacy is put in place. And we find Donald all the stable job we found one that was off the plantation and we're gonna get him back on thanks thank you to everyone who has and continues to make this dream happen update will be shared this upcoming week be kind love hey love. Hey, this is what I wrote. Get the kid to change his diet. It's the single greatest hope he has with dealing with his autism.

Prove me wrong, anyone. I dare you. I just feel bad because I hope I'm wrong, but I think that shit gets worse for these people because maybe shit gets worse for these people because maybe shit gets worse for these people 130 000 pretty amazing that in some ways that gives me like a lot of hope i'm like that's fucking awesome but what i see what the problem is with this dad and this son and this situation i just don't think it's going to get addressed

whatever put them in that situation what's ever made them so obese i just i just i just i mean i know i know i'm fucking, I view the world through tunnel vision like that because of my CrossFit brainwashing. But okay, fine. David, just be happy for them. Okay, good. You're right. Thank you. I'll just be happy for them.

I'll just be, you're right. You're right. I mean, it is cool. Imagine it was me and my kid and someone came along like that. I'd be just completely, I mean, their lives imagine it was me and my kid and someone came along like that I'd be just completely their lives would have been completely altered maybe I'm just a pessimist yeah look at

even Cavion says this chat is so negative look at us someone something good happens to someone instead of being happy about it we're like well fuck they're gonna fuck that up maybe not the diet change isn't going to

cure autism uh eating hamburgers is going to make it where eating hamburgers from burger king is going to make it worse how's that in french fries and milkshakes how about that if i saw ste on in the park, I'd probably hand him $5. I think it exacts. I think, uh, yeah,

buy some steaks. There you go. Tyler Collins, uh, eating Burger King every day doesn't help. Now he can maybe, I think it exacerbates it. I think just shit eating exacerbates it.

I think there's a ton of studies on that too a ton of studies the good thing is the kid doesn't seem so bad off in terms of i didn't i mean i know it was just a short video but we didn't i used to work with a lot of autistic people that shit can get crazy. Anyway, maybe I'm triggered because that's what I need to work on for my survival. Right? Anyway, I still follow the account.

I like what the guy does. Just sometimes I'm like, really, is that going to help those people? But you're right David's right I should just be happy for them like just chill there we go what do you mean Trish is right Trish did no shit she was the one Trish jumped to cure it was me

true Trish when I worked in an autism clinic most of the kids did some type of low carb to help oh that's cool that was me that wasn't that wasn't Trish, when I worked in an autism clinic, most of the kids did some type of low-carb to help. Oh, that's cool. That was me. That wasn't Trish. Just for saying the opposite. I had to school Trish. Power mower?

Mowing the grass, listening to the Sevan preach the gospel. How do you listen to the show? Isn't it too loud no trish no down trish bad trish because i've been thank you for recognizing my genius bad trish down get off the couch trish i don't even know what to say about this post i i i someone sent it to me i looked at it i just passed by it then i went back to it then i looked at it again um i'll read it to you i'll show it to you a couple times you figure out whatever the fuck you want i have no idea what's going on here you a couple times you figure out whatever the fuck you want i have no idea what's going on here i guess okay uh it says uh christine previtt we don't leak lying down the supine assessment is part of our assessment but it can't be the whole picture why because we leak when we stand

with our athletes this is a massive way to get an idea of how they are bracing if you ask them to brace like they're picking up a heavy bar and you are internal, it tells you a lot. If you are internal. Oh, you mean she has her finger in her? Oh, shit. Is that where that chick's hand is? If you ask them to brace like they're picking up a heavy bar

and you are internal, that girl in the back has a finger in them? Where? In their vagina or their butthole? And by leak, do they mean pee? Wow. Isn't it funny? I didn't even see any of this when I was reading it by myself. It says our pelvic course gives you the tools to feel confident in this exam

listen if you're a guy and you take this course you're a fucking douchebag you have no stay in your lane talk about um abortion man this could go sideways so quick. So how do you get that job? Yeah. It's, uh,

it's, this is crazy. What are the comments say? Oh, uh, I've only had the throne assessment done and it was the most humiliating thing I've ever experienced. And I got the most awful UTI after throne assessment

uh this this person writes I've been a woman for almost 43 years and I have no idea what's going on here another doctor says I've been doing more of this in my practice oh here we go here we go. Here we go. Someone says, can you give me more context on this? I'm not sure. I don't understand what this assignment is. This assignment. Invasive.

All they are doing is seeing what position make a woman leak. Nothing invasive is happening at all. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. The therapist has a gloved finger in the patient's vagina. There you go. That's my gosh. The therapist has a gloved finger in the patient's vagina. There you go. That's my kind of talk. Judith.

Like, what happened to just speaking English? The therapist. That's a therapist? Therapist is that. Oh, there's more. Oh, shit. We can look at all sorts of comments. We are doing an internal assessment listen chris christina you got your finger in her pussy just say it and i'll fix it for you uh we have a finger in this

patient's pussy while she is standing and going through a series of pelvic floor range of motion we have our finger i don't know if inner pussy is good enough yeah it's some something i'm no doctor uh the full range of motion exercise to see if they're able to coordinate and contract properly in different functional positions. So you're telling me that you put your finger in the vagina, and then if there's something you feel on your finger that allows you to assess this person's squatting regarding their leaking, meaning urine coming out, why don't you guys just say what's happening here?

Why does it have to be all in code? You already are posting a video with your finger in someone's vagina, but you can't just talk clearly about it? Yeah, the whole thing is fascinating, the idiocy behind the expression of it all. Just say what it is. I guess then it wouldn't be content for this show um i've never been able to see one i couldn't ever get a doc to refer me my kids are teens now and i'm seriously so over this leaking i hate it it's been so many years none of the guy knows ever

even bothered to chart me telling them I have issues. All right. I mean. All right. So there's some sort of therapy you can get. I do a similar therapy for my wife. It's not for. I don't know. Someone sent it to me.

How do I get everything? I do a similar therapy for my wife. It's not to check if she's leaking. It's to help her with her insanity. I have this special tool that cures women of craziness. Actually, anything. She has a cold. It cures her anything. Any stressed out cures her. She doesn't even have to squat. She can just lay there. I was triggered by this. I'll admit it.

I admit it. I don't, I think that there's rules to like touching people i think everyone kind of knows what those rules are like if you take a picture with someone you don't you don't put your hand there do you i i don't i don't put my hand there I don't put my hand on a woman's torso unless it's my wife. It would have to be on the back, like near the spine. Sometimes I feel bad when someone hugs me and I don't hug them back tight. Like I was, I was trying to be respectful. And then after they hugged me tight, I feel like they gave more than I did. Like I should have just like, like loved on them more. I just think that I don't understand that thing where you're, you're a man.

I see a men do it in your hand comes around the front in a picture wasn't there some famous person we saw recently who doesn't even put his hand he just holds his hand like this he won't even put his hand was that um john wick what's keith keifer sutherland who plays john wick what's that guy's name keanu reeves yeah thank you damn you're fast holy give me a second for God's sake. Yeah, this goes straight from sticking your finger up to someone's vagina to, yeah, that's definitely a rule. Do not put your finger in someone's vagina when they're. Ben Shapiro.

Oh, he doesn't put their hands? The hover hand? Wait till you see this guy. This guy is crazy. This guy is crazy. This guy is nuts. I'm just so polite and proper to kids. What are you doing? Her pulls her over.

Did you see his hand on that? Don't ever touch anyone's face no one wants their face touched nobody wants their face touched nobody wants their face touched young people think old people are gross and old people need to respect that. Our breath smells, our teeth are fucked up, they don't want you near them, let them dictate how close they get to you. That's it.

Even your own kids. Even your own kids. What the fuck is this guy doing? He put his hand under her chin. He had his hands on that girl's shoulder with his fingertips on the tops of her breasts or her chest. Whatever it's called for a little kid he kissed that random girl look at that he just put his hand on a

little girl's boobs or whatever that is someone tell me I'm wrong you're being too harsh just an old guy I don't think so look the way he pulls her look at that hand I don't get I don't like it look at that hand who does that

I'm just hoping that someone will I'm hoping someone will unfuck me and tell me dude you're a fucking whiny bitch stop complaints no big deal it's just Grandpa Joe. It's the whole diary shit that's kind of like has gotten back into my consciousness. It's kind of freaking me out about him. I don't do that to anyone.

If I put my hand there on my wife yesterday when I was taking the kids to the skate park, I put one hand up the back of my wife's shirt on her fucking insane back. Holy shit, my wife's back is crazy. And I got my hand up there, my little fucking bitch Armenian hand, and I'm just feeling her. And I feel that spine running like my middle finger on her spine and I'm starting to smell her. And then I take my other hand

and I put it right on her fucking rib cage so she can feel my cold hands on her, right underneath her tit and I'm holding her like that while she's in the kitchen, like trying to clean some shit up that she just fed the kids so she can run off to Pilates. And she looks at me and I go, you're going to get it tonight. And i give her a kiss and she goes i put water in the kids um uh uh thermos

have fun call me and i'll and maybe i'll catch up with you after i'm like okay that's that's how i hold my wife when i'm telling her she's gonna get it when i get home not when i take a picture with a fucking random kid. I mean, that hand right there, that's where I put my hand on my wife to tell her that I'm fucking just, I need to eat her. Oh, here we go. This is what I need. I need some context. Samantha H., he's a man that's been in a position of power for years. He's using it to his advantage to take advantage of minors. Well, I didn't need that much.

Can't it just be like, hey, he's in a position of power and his boundaries are fucked up? Why does it have to be take advantage of minors? I'm going to have to go that far my wife does not i wish she gently quivered as i touched her pussum my wife doesn't do any of that quiver philip my mom sent me a one page my mom sent me a one page sheet on how to get my fucking wife pregnant i told her one day i was like hey hayley and i are gonna have uh kids i think we're trying to have kids and my mom sent me a fucking email page long how to do it i'm like i don't think i don't even remember what it said i just called her i'm like don't do that again i know what i'm doing

tell me how to how to was it written in armenian no the truth is i touch my wife like that and she's like your fucking hands are cold and in my head i like cold hands on my body so so I'm like, oh, she must love it, even though I know she doesn't, I quickly convert it. I don't get, but I do like what Samantha said, he's the man in a position of power, and so something's happened to his boundaries, the taking advantage of minor's part just makes one, maybe I'm just in denial. I'm glad that kid got to go to the Laker game.

That's cool. And the $130,000 is amazing. And that guy who helped him raise it, that guy should be so proud too. That's just nervous idiot ninny shit that I'm like thinking something bad's going to happen. You think it's cool to eat cows? You think it's cool to kill cows? But you don't think it's cool? You don't think it's cool to eat cows. You think it's cool to kill cows. But you don't think

it's cool. You don't think it's cool to eat dogs. Well, you don't think it's cool to eat dogs and cats. But for some reason you make an exception

for cows. why why how come how come you think it's okay to kill this animal and eat it, but not dogs and cats? We don't eat people, right? We don't kill people. We don't eat people. We don't do monkeys, right? Because Avion, just keeping it fucking real. If I was hungry, I would for sure grill a dog. Yeah, these motherfuckers, dude, in every circumstance where people panic they eat each other

look at this Dude, part of me is like, if that moves it's gonna kill her if that thing just shifts its body if that thing stands up if that thing shakes a fly off if that thing twitches she's toast and another part of me is just like wow i i really wish i could do what she's doing have that sort of intimate contact with such a large animal. That thing is massive. I do that with my dog. I sit with my dog in the living room, just listen to her breathe, pet her, put my head on her side,

look into her eyes. look into her eyes wow if this is true this is an amazing even if this isn't true this is an amazing sentence sean m just wrote dogs lick you because they can smell your bones through your skin uh casey acree that cow would not think twice about killing her it's probably another absolutely true statement yeah i don't even know what it means for a cow to think but uh yeah and and you got this fucking hippie guy you listen to sevan matosian who's just romanticizing this cow shit and then you got case fucking hippie guy you listen to, Sevan Matosian,

who's just romanticizing this cow shit. And then you got Casey Acree jumping in and being like, yo, listen. You and your fucking bonding with the cow bullshit. This motherfucker will just kill you. Like be in love with you and then kill you and then go about his day like it was nothing. Hey, yeah, Casey. And then after it kills you,

it never thinks about you again either, right? not like it's like oh i remember seven uh yeah all right fine well so much for that hippie gay dude yeah whatever lump me up i'll take a couple what did we just what did we call it in the beginning a couple i have memberships i have have memberships in many categories. All right. So much for that, romanticizing that. So much for helping cows and promoting dog eating. That bit's over.

I had that titled, You Eat This Creature. Oh, yeah. Here's something else I don't get. I get, for some reason, even if I, I wouldn't share this with you guys. If for some reason I was excited about something, I wouldn't share this with you guys. If for some reason I was excited about something, I wouldn't, look, this is some sort, this is some 1.5 million.

So this girl's excited. It's called the fashion jogger. 1.5 million followers. I love you. We are a big family. Thank you for believing in me and inspire me as much as I inspire you. We support each other to reach our goals and share experiences. This is wonderful.

I just don't understand this, but is this the engagement economy? I don't even – so she doesn't even speak English. I don't even like the translation of this. Look, dude. You guys were making fun of me for my long johns fitting me loose because you thought that um tight should fit look at this this chick is so freaking skinny her her her tight pants can't fit her oh my goodness she is skinny.

I haven't put my finger on it yet, but I find it awfully weird to celebrate 1.5 million followers. I find it awfully weird to celebrate followers. Oh, that's interesting. I closed that window and it automatically brings my camera up. Okay, that's cool. Anytime I see that, anytime I see someone celebrating, um, their, the number of followers they have, there's something about it that doesn't sit well with me. I'm not sure what it is. Don't you celebrate subscribers? i do i do i do let's start there i do i do celebrate subscribers um

i do i do yeah i would be more honest like that i would celebrate the money i like i like the views not for the attention at all i like the views for the money i don't care about the fucking attention i'm trying to just put food on my table and i'm trying to i'm doing something i'm trying to engage with people in a way that i want to engage with people, which is like, what is the truth? How do we get down to some like fundamentals of truth? How can we be honest with each other? I love the self-help genre. That's my, that I did like the Eckhart Tolle shit. I just love that stuff. And I, and I want this, this place to be a forum like that. People can have fun, but be honest and truthful and grow. And the thought of making money and doing it tickles me to death. And so I like having a lot of views because then YouTube pays me on those views.

But I'm not proud of, I'm not proud of, I don't know how many subscribers we have. I think we went over 21,000. I'm not proud of it. I'm not, maybe I'd be proud if I had a million subscribers. I don't know. I'm not,

I'm not, I'm not, that number means nothing to me except, um, a translation to potential money or potential sponsor. And there's something a little bit disingenuous about it just to say, to celebrate like the way she's celebrating those followers. I sure. Here's the thing. What if you found out she bought a million of those followers? Right? Podcast. Oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry. Oh. Sorry. Sorry. I'm trying to figure out my plans for the rest of the day and what my wife's doing and what I'm doing.

Uh-oh conflict of time schedules is i see oh shit um yeah I yeah I do celebrate my subscribers maybe I don't have this well thought out maybe I'm seeing something in her that I don't like about myself maybe but I don't think so I think there's just something about

just celebrating it's like it's like celebrating the money rather than celebrating the excellence that brought you money. I don't want to be part of the engagement economy in the sense that I'm chasing engagement. I don't want to chase engagement. That's what it feels like. It feels like she's chasing engagement rather than chasing excellence. Clive.

You're uncomfortable with how she's claiming it's a team effort and saying we, the truth, as you know, is the followers don't matter. We're simply the customer providing your success i guess i will say this when you guys when you guys put the pull the money together and bought me that sign i mean it felt fucking crazy i swear it felt like i used the example of like getting a gray belt in jujitsu i felt like I earned it. And you guys were all my instructor. And you guys are like, okay, you've graduated. Young podcaster, now you have sign.

We have brought you this far. But who am I? I don't know. Maybe she's chasing excellence. I don't know. I feel like it's a misplaced thank you. And that you're giving power away to Instagram based on that number. And the algorithm that rewards you for it. Maybe I'm fucking jealous of her.

Maybe I should think of that. Maybe I'm jealous of her because the algorithm, instead of rewarding me, is punishing me. But let's continue the conversation. Kind of hard to have 1.5 million followers without the followers. Kind of hard to have 1.5 million followers without the followers. Yeah, and she probably is that. Jeremy's saying, does she add value? She probably is adding value. million followers without the followers. Yeah. And she probably is that Jeremy saying,

does she add value? She probably is adding value. She's probably inspiring tons of people to run and, and how to maintain their eating disorder. I wish I thought too much. It's a fucking, it's usually, it's still in there.

A fucking two rocks circling each other. I want to overthink it. I'm not thinking about it enough. It's the opposite. I need to think about it more. I'm not a fan of that post. I'll leave it at that. I'm not, I'm not a fan of that post. I'll leave it at that. I don't, I'm not,

it's a weird thing to me to celebrate, um, to celebrate that. Like if you follow her and she has 1.5 million followers, does that make you want to follow her more? Starting to think something's wrong with you. You have that many followers. Remember how I used to say, if you have that many followers. Remember how I used to say if you have a blue checkmark you can't be trusted? Then I had my blue checkmark taken away. All right.

I have to go. I got distracted. i had texts come in and i my other people around me have to start their worlds that are are dependent on what i'm gonna do with my kids today uh no we haven't no we haven't talked about akamali's uh a post yet but we need to i got a ton of notes on it no there is a show today there is a show tonight there's a frisbee show mr vindicate i hope yeah brian's great i think oh because he hung up on me yesterday? Yeah, but that's normal. But Krabby is his, that's when he's in homeostasis. All right, guys.

Love you guys. Thanks for joining me. What a short show today. And I will see you guys. Your friend in the sky took your blue checkmark account since you despise blue. There you go. Talk to you guys soon.

Bye-bye.