The Sevan Podcast - Arielle Loewen & Shelby Neal | 2023 CrossFit Games Prep
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Can you rotate?
Is it possible to rotate
your phone to the side?
For content?
No, he is not the guy.
That's what you're talking about.
You tried to use him.
You tried to use Bam.
We're live.
You tried to use him to help you make content.
Yeah, and he's really good.
But I know what I want.
So I'll be like, no, that's not good.
Let's do it again.
That's not good.
Let's do it again.
But he comes through.
Like that coffee video I had to do.
He was awesome.
We had to do quite a few takes for it.
Is that on your Instagram, your coffee video yeah it is it's i just posted it for paper street i have like
spoiler alert i have like a huge coffee mug that i like walk out with um you know what i was really
uh happy for slash jealous was your mug oh that one no that one i actually blakely took believe it or
not so i'm training her up to earn her keep yeah yeah yours is you're talking about an actual video
it's a video yeah i'll be in like a black top and a blue bottoms go down go down oh there it is right there
games right around the corner i'm trying to limit my caffeine intake
so i'm gonna only have one cup of coffee per day
so i probably had the games right like 20 different takes of me saying that whatever little spiel at the beginning because he would like put the big coffee pot in it accidentally.
And I'm like, no, that's too big of a spoiler.
But he's been really good with helping me make a living.
Hey, will you tap that mic on your – I'm curious if that's really your mic on your – just tap it.
I don't think that mic's on.
This?
Yeah.
Is it working?
No, I don't think so.
I think it's your computer.
Can you go to your settings and see if you can choose the mic?
Is there a mic?
I'm on my phone.
Do you want me to just take off the headphones?
I don't know.
It's crazy um like hollow sounding that's it's not bad but it just makes me think that those aren't
actually doing anything yeah let me take it off can you hear me talking through that headset
yeah oh okay then maybe you're right maybe it is working did you hear her when she was tapping on
it suza did you hear it no Like if you tap on the mic.
Oh, much better.
Okay.
I just had to flip them around.
Oh, shit.
Flip what around?
The phone around?
No.
So I have good AirPods, but Dylan takes mine every time.
So these are just the old school.
For some reason, he won't take the ones with the wire.
So I just had to flip around the connection.
What do you mean flip it around? Oh, just like it's plugged in your oh in your phone just take it out no shit okay well look at you i would
have ever thought that's like some old school shit yeah yeah now it's working oh much better
so yeah look even this guy knows duly better thanks duly uh i'd like your Paper Street coffee mug because I don't ever drink out of a mug that's shaped like this.
Why not?
Because I prefer this kind.
Okay.
That was my dilemma because I have your CEO mug.
Yeah.
And I literally sent Dylan a picture and I was like, do you like this mug or the CEO mug?
And he's like, I think I like it better without the handle.
Yeah, no handle.
And then I can't take this in my car either. Oh, okay, cool. You help. No, that makes me feel
better. Cause I had the choice between the two. You made the right choice. Thank you. Yeah. You
definitely made the right choice. Yeah. I have a graphic designer friend in town and he actually,
designer friend in town and he actually that lion on the wall is actually a lion we have in our house like artwork and this year when he was designing my stuff for the games he's like send
me a picture of that lion and so he literally took the lion and incorporated my name in there
so he's a genius plagiarized yeah basically but like changed a few things so it's okay
so you don't get the cease and desist
yeah so it's not the exact same paper you know change a few things i um people would hate to
drink coffee the way i drink coffee basically what i do is i put a shot of espresso in here
and then fill the rest up with hot water but that way i can just milk it all day. Do you know what that's called, Savan? What?
An Americano.
I know, but I think I put too much water.
Look how big this cup is.
Oh, that is huge.
You know what I mean?
It should probably be like three shots or four shots of –
look, Trish already knows it's disgusting.
Yeah, it's basically just water at that point.
But does it stay hot all day or do you end up with a cold brew no i no it does
not stay hot all day but i can milk it so if i'm going like if i'm driving the boys an hour
somewhere and then an hour back i can just sip on my coffee the whole way you mean your water
correct thank you your bean water my my honesty look at this guy brendan Lecoq, Brendan Lecoq. Uh, I love seeing athletes so
down to earth and then turn into monsters on the competition floor. Let's go Ariel.
Thank you. The goal is to turn into a monster on the floor. I feel like usually I'm just kind of
like having fun, good vibe, but I want to get hungry this year and I want to see good things.
So thanks, Brandon.
Brandon Lecoq, if you go to this guy's Instagram account and you drop into his DMs and tell him why you would like a pair of free tickets,
he has a pair of free tickets to the CrossFit Games this year.
We will be giving away tonight.
Wow.
Vaughn, I heard a rumor you are going.
Is that correct?
Wow.
Vaughn, I heard a rumor you are going.
Is that correct?
I'm having not delusions of grandeur, but I'm seriously thinking about it.
I laid out all my camera gear on my dining room table.
Love it.
I also heard another rumor.
I sent a proposition to do the behind the scenes to dave i sent a i've never told anyone that yet what what what does a proposition look like or something
like that like type up a page and saying uh dear dave um as the creator of more crossfit content
than anyone who walks planet earth today and the creator of the behind the scenes which had the most views in the history of any content in the history of CrossFit.com,
I would like to propose that I come to the CrossFit Games and do the behind the scenes again.
Would you be ready in a week and a half?
I got my tickets to Chicago.
Wow. So you're low key. You're ready for it.
I'm ready.
And how long did they take to respond to something like that?
Uh, did Dave never, they'll never respond the day before. Um, Hey,
but the cool thing is that,
and that's one of the reasons why I'm so excited to like talk to everyone.
So we sent out invitations to all the games, athletes, all 80, uh,
and a bunch of coaches so that when I go there, people, the athletes, if I do film there, the athletes that want to film with me will already feel comfortable.
That's great.
And the cool thing about the behind the scenes is it can be anybody.
It doesn't even matter.
It doesn't matter who they are.
You don't need the champs you just need uh any athletes
will give you access and intimacy you know with with their process and it's gold well that's why
yours are so great i mean we we watched the documentary which was great but it was everything
we already knew yeah i want to watch a documentary and find out stuff i had no idea happened yeah we
want to see ariel and dylan duking it out in the back. That's right.
You want to see whenever they release something,
Dylan's the first one to try it backstage.
You want to see his first try and then everybody else's first try.
Yes.
Hey,
what do you mean?
He's the first one to try it.
If they,
what do you mean?
Oh,
uh,
we're just me and Dylan.
Part of how I relax during competition is I'm just goofy.
So let's say there's like double under crossovers like there were last year.
He'll be like, oh, let me try.
And then he'll try and do it.
And then once it's time for me to actually warm up and prepare, I'll get up from sitting
down watching and try it.
So he's like the guinea pig.
Does he get your coach's pass?
Hey, so this is my, this is our conspiracy.
Me and Dylan were talking about
this yesterday we think you asked 80 athletes to come on secretly it's so you can get one of
our coaches pass confirm or deny dude totally totally fair i do so we did say if you rock, paper, scissors
Dylan and win, he said
which you can have him on, he said you can have
the coaches pass.
I will say that one
that's very nice of him.
I'm just kidding.
I will say that one of the
things in the proposal was that
I get to
get into Dave's car every morning at 5 a.m is that what dave does
yeah or earlier and so in the years past with every morning i would start filming the behind
the scenes i would meet him in the parking lot at the edgewater hotel and i would jump in the car
and every morning the behind the scenes would start like that so why why dave's car and why
not boz's car uh if boz was going to be the guy i could be boz's car
that's a great that's a great point yeah um i i called boz the other day to make sure me and him
are still uh simpatico is that right simpatico nice that we're still nice that we're good did
he answer did he pick up yeah yeah yeah he's. He said we're good. He slapped me around a little bit, but he said we're good.
We're good.
So you're getting on everybody's good side.
I like it.
I'm trying.
Yep.
I'm trying.
And I have a top secret meeting today at 2 o'clock.
Did I tell you that, Sousa?
I did tell you that, right?
No.
I have a top secret meeting today, too.
Maybe I'll tell you guys about it tomorrow
what a spoiler allegra what a tease uh bring bring behind the scenes back no better content
i remember watching them in 2011 and 12 that's what got me hooked on crossfit
yeah we watched it not too long ago their first behind the scenes every second counts
probably six months ago it's a classic it is a
classic right a paper street coffee meet you at 4 45 a.m with a coffee and an aerial mug throw that
in there yeah hey um will you be going to the uh will you have time to go to the paper street
coffee booth or is even thinking about that stuff too stressful is it like okay
i plan to if it's easy i'd say i would i would plan to if it's easy i do love paper street so
i'd make an effort to go but i if that's something easily i would say hey dylan can you go grab me a
coffee from paper street and he right right i just meant because they were your sponsor like i know
yeah i know he's a he's um uh gabe's easy to work
with so he would be like hey if you can come by come by if you don't don't but other other sponsors
might be like hey you have an obligation to come by for 30 minutes at this time yeah they haven't
and i know i would get too overwhelmed so i haven't even entertained the thought at all but
you know paper street is awesome yeah look at gabe's already like no need no need i know if i don't even want to throw this out there no i won't even throw that out there but if paper
street wants me to come by i absolutely will yeah they they do want you he's just not going to say
it because he doesn't want to pressure you no at the end of the day everyone wants to see the
athletes do the best they can right right so you want everything to be fun for them and easy for
them yeah and this is the one weekend that i like i'm actually extremely selfish as far as they can. Right. Right. So you want everything to be fun for them and easy for them. Yeah. And
this is the one weekend that I like, I'm actually extremely selfish as far as my time. If I need
food, Hey Dylan, go get me food, please go get me water. And I have like four days of the year,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Yeah. That I can just solely focus on myself and I eat it up.
When you say that, um, you, you would like to turn into a monster on the floor,
you'd like to get after it. What do you mean exactly? Do you think in the past you haven't
been aggressive enough? Oh yeah. So look at semifinals. I don't know if you watched it all
in California. I did. Going into the last event, I was comfortably with a game ticket first place by like a couple points and I didn't fight to hold on to first
place and be on top of the podium I was just like I'm going to the games let's just get through this
last event have fun hurrah and then coming off the floor I was like I just lost first place because
I didn't really fight for it I didn't really care in the moment. So I don't want any events like that at the games. I want to give my best and give my all and just see what the
outcome is. You went into that event in first place? Yeah, I did with a couple points, maybe
like five point buffer over Katrin. And then I went from first to third in that last event.
So that one stung a little bit yeah and it says here you took 11th
place um where do you think you could have um where do you where do you think you could have
improved like where do you think you could have you think did you get off on the toes to bar or
do you think where do you think you could have gone harder um my brain oh it was one of those
just like okay you're holding 80 on the bike cool that's great
instead of like okay be hungry for more try and hold 82 try and hold 83 just i didn't like
mentally i was too complacent in that workout yeah interesting does what does dylan say to you or
what do you what yeah who do you have a coach ariel do you have a coach you don't have a coach, Ariel? Do you have a coach? You don't have a coach. You do have a coach?
Just Dylan.
He's like my – I call him like my mental support coach.
He's there if I need water, if I need this, if I need anything.
But I don't have anybody coaching me strategically,
breaking down the workouts with me.
So maybe he could have said something to you before you went out there too.
I wouldn't have listened, unfortunately.
It has to, one thing I've noticed is it has to come from between my ears.
Otherwise, I'm not going to push hard and listen.
So I have to work.
So what I've been working on leading up to the games saying that is getting to the point where you're dying.
And then I have to be the one in between my ears because that's who's on the floor with me saying, okay, you feel good, go faster. Okay,
you feel good, go faster. And I've learned that's the only voice I'll listen to. You can scream at
me from the sidelines, but it doesn't mean I'm going to listen to you. Interesting.
You're dying and then you tell yourself you feel good, go faster.
Yeah. And that's the only voice. Yeah. And that's worked before. Yeah. God, I love it.
Yeah. Who taught you that?
I don't think anybody necessarily taught me that. I just had to self-reflect a lot
when coaches in the past or people in the past were cheering me on and it would almost
tick me off in the moment. So I had to sit back and self-reflect after the workout was done and
say, why am I mad right now? They're cheering me on. Why did it trigger a negative emotion and not
a positive encouraging? And so I just had to put the pieces together and realize they might be
screaming at me to go faster, but they don't understand
the pain in my legs, the pain in my arms, the pain in my lungs, but like I do personally.
So if I can self-assess and tell myself your legs hurt, but guess what? You can be done in
three minutes, go a little bit faster. I'll be like, you're right. Okay. I will listen to you.
I will go faster. I've just had to have like a helicopter moment and it works for me.
There's that, there's that book. I'm born to run. And in it, there's a guy running like the
hardest ultra marathon in the world, a famous ultra marathon runner. I think he's running it,
I think in the Mojave desert in California. And, um, he passes out or something like basically he faints and crashes on the side of the road
and he tells himself he has like these delusions of grandeur and he convinces himself that he
hasn't been running and that it's the start of the race again and he gets up and starts running
again and i think he ends up winning the race but he tells himself that he tricks himself that it's
like there has been no race yet even though he already pushed himself to exhaustion and passed out.
Isn't that ridiculous?
Ridiculous.
Yeah.
If you can get your mind on that level and it's internal, like you can convince yourself or lie to yourself enough that you'll listen to yourself.
one of the things Ariel that's so special and unique about women is their ability to grow babies inside of them
I was wondering where you're going with that I thought you're gonna I thought you're gonna be
like now that I identify as a woman let me tell you I'm a black man I'm identify as a woman, let me tell you. It has to be like no saffron.
I'm a black man.
I'm definitely not a woman.
The vagina is a wonderful place that is the entryway for all human beings into the world, their physical body at least.
Anyway, and you have one of those, and you grew a baby inside you that i presume that's it to the um left of you there yep and there will be another
uh one of those uh creatures that is you a female that can grow babies in uh that has grown a baby
in the competition is it just one i i believe so. Just Annie, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And last year, were you – did you –
I'm not the – I see this comment coming up.
Yeah.
I'm not the world's fittest mom.
You're the second fittest mom?
I'm fittest American mom.
American mom.
Fittest mom in America.ica god wouldn't it be nice
to be fitter than annie this year that would be wild that'd be wild hey that's so much i i think
that that's cooler than spirit of the game is the word the game should do that they should have an
award that they that they give either you or annie this year for fittest mom on planet earth
that'd be cool.
You know what would be crazy?
That would be controversial, I bet.
Probably.
That would be controversial as all get out.
Would they have to do fittest dad then?
I hope not.
I don't think the dad title is as heavy
as the mom title though.
No. No, no, no no no um no it's um god that's are you bringing your um uh offspring to the games no we did last year and
it's not for kids we learned that real quick yeah so she'll be with grandma and we'll have a week long vacation in Madison, Wisconsin.
Hey, when you bring her last year and you realize right away that it was a mistake,
that's another obstacle you have to overcome too, right?
You just have to accept it.
You have to be like, okay, I fucked this up.
Yeah.
And we realized it day one after I won Elevated Elizabeth, going home in the car, you know,
sleeping situation.
And we're just like, okay, we messed up.
But we'll know again for next year.
And then I don't even remember what all bad happened.
It wasn't necessarily bad.
It was just not ideal.
Recovery wasn't ideal.
Every day I'd wake up and I'd be hit with, okay, mom, are you done yet?
Can we go play?
And I'm like, no, we play every day.
I just need four days
to just do nothing. So just, it kept me in reality a little bit of, Hey, there's a bigger person
purpose, but also this is kind of important. You don't understand what's about to go down
these next three days. The thing is too, is I'm probably, for me, it's like this.
Anytime they ask for something, you want to do it yeah and then i go
yeah go ahead no no you go ahead then i had a little bit of mom guilt and i'm like here i am
pursuing my dream this is amazing i want her here selfishly to watch me be awesome all that selfish
stuff and then at the end of the day it was a reality check like she does not care if i won
an event the night before or if i get top 10 or not. She's like, I just want you to hang out with
me and play with me quality time. It was a good reality check, but also gave me a little, a little
reality check to myself of, Hey, selfishly, you wanted to bring her for her to see you.
She didn't like it. Spoiler alert. Kids don't love big sporting events. So we learned this year that
she will have fun doing kids stuff. There's a big water park in Dallas, which is about a few hours
away. She's going to go to a water park with my mom and just do kids stuff. Yeah, that's awesome.
When I do the evening podcasts and my kids are like, like now they're asleep, so they don't say
anything. But if I do a podcast at night, they're like, oh man, we thought we were going to get to
work out with you or go in the front yard and ride bikes. And the truth is,
is like, I'd rather do that. Yeah, exactly. But I want to do this too. But it's like,
um, if I think if you're a good parent and your kid asked for something, you feel compelled to do
it. And yeah, I agree. That's not a place for a three-year-old to be tugging on the heartstrings
of, of their mom. No, no.
And it's hot.
It's uncomfortable.
You sit all day.
We should have known better, but now we do,
so we will not make that mistake again.
Jedediah Snelson, CrossFit athlete.
I appreciate the self-reflection.
Most athletes rely on someone else to recognize who they are than try to embrace it.
It goes much further to self-assess.
Yeah.
And I think that's part of the reason why I'm self-coached is I am able to self-reflect.
And as bad as it hurts, I'm okay if Dylan were to tell me like, hey, you suck at the sandbag.
You need to get better.
I'm like, okay, you're right.
I will work on that.
God, I love this comment.
Man.
Fittest dad in my house and much fitter than my ex-wife's new husband.
I say prove it.
Just go knock on the door at six in the morning and race him to a mile.
Hey.
Exactly.
Me and you.
Hey, speaking of working out, Siobhan, you can still do a legless rope climb yeah crazy i couldn't even
believe it you want to know the most surprising part about that video for me though what was that
you wear leggings no they're long johns they're long johns they're old man long johns they're
long johns is that i don't know his leggings i don't know the difference i'll be honest
long johns have a little flap so you can pull your penis out of and pee you wear them under your ski outfit they're uh you know what i mean
long i don't even know leggings are like what girls wear yeah okay i thought they were leggings
like you pull them up the the truth is they might look like leggings because they might be my wife's
long johns i thought you were going for the roman look, Roman Krennikoff.
I like to be – when I work out, I like to be really warm.
I like to already have like a little bead of sweat on me before I start.
So I like to wear long johns, a sweatshirt.
I like to pile on as much clothes as I can.
I do not want to be cold at all.
Not cold.
I don't want to be not hot.
What's the temperature in your garage when you're working out? Good. I do not want to be cold at all. Not cold. I don't want to be not hot.
What's the temperature in your garage when you're working out?
Good.
It's 70 or 80 degrees.
It's good.
But I don't want that fan blowing on me on the bike.
Look, I've already been on the assault bike for 20 minutes.
I'm sweaty as all get out. Yeah, you're already sweaty.
Yeah.
Those are 100% leggings by the way.
Shit.
I don't think that's true.
You don't think those have a little flap in the front
that your cock falls out of?
You think your wife would have that if they were her legs?
No, maybe they are.
It's okay.
You still got the rope climb.
And look it, I planted a guava tree
right under the rope and I don't have the fucking
balls to cut down that guava tree.
Wow. We just planted some trees in our front yard too. What'd you plant? We planted a mesquite tree,
which is very Texas and then a cedar elm and they are gorgeous. I have this issue with, um, uh,
not, um, of planting anything that doesn't bear fruit. Really?
Yeah. It just doesn't seem practical to me.
So what kind of trees do you have?
I'm very dogmatic, like cherry, apple, plum, apricot, peach,
grape vines, orange, tangerine, grapefruit, lemon, lime,
pluot, loquat.
We are so opposite, Savantvant we are going for a desert
landscape so we have our desert literally desert trees and our flower beds are you ready for this
cactus and the like spiky thorn they're really tall and beautiful but there's like four branches and they're just like
green with thorns on them is there a picture on your instagram of your landscape no i try not to
put pictures of the front of my house on social media i'll do the inside but not the front but i
i can send you a picture of the landscape dylan actually did it and he did an awesome job
um that's so that you don't get stalkers just to be safe i mean have
you heard of the of course you probably have the sound of freedom movie like i don't really want
people knowing where i live where my daughter lives what's your family you know someone sent
me yesterday a link of why you shouldn't put your kids on social media but but every reason on there was just bullshit but but
it was a really scary um it was a really scary uh it was basically all around ai that people are
going to take your kid's image your kid's voice and they're going to do all this crazy shit around
ai but but they're going to do that anyway right some some ignorance is bliss but some things if i can
control it yeah a little bit i'll try to like bumper stickers i'm not gonna put bumper sticker
my daughter's name where she goes to gymnastics like you're just gonna see my car that's it yeah
i'm not a bumper sticker fan either plus i don't want to upset anyone with some of my ideas on my car
and then they fucking throw a rock at me or cut me off.
You have bold ideas, so I'll never.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If I go to the games this year, those ideas, I will keep them all inside of me.
Well, actually, I can't promise that.
Never mind.
No, that's the good stuff.
Semi the good stuff.
Is there a goal, Ariel, going to the games?
I have three different goals.
Okay.
Three different goals.
One of them is very tangible.
I think 90% of the athletes have the same goal, be top 10.
Okay. Boring, vanilla, basic. But for me, it's like, of the athletes have the same goal, be top 10.
Boring, vanilla, basic.
But for me, it's like, okay, last year I got 11th, top 10.
I don't feel like that's out of the question.
I'm hopefully moving up one place.
But it's so much deeper than that.
So top 10, that'd be great. That's a way that I can tangibly see that I improved this year based on the leaderboard,
the competition, et cetera. I really want to come out of the games healthy and me and Dylan don't
take that many vacations. So this will be a week of just us in Madison. So I really want just like
quality time with my husband, have fun meet some cool people and then lastly I really
want I want to be different like I want people if they run into me in the street or backstage
wherever I want to like genuinely be nice to them genuinely show love to them and just
I'm there for more than CrossFit and I want that to show um I want
to go up to this uh let's go through these real quick uh one by one um uh meaning when you say
the top 10 thing what I'm hearing you say is it's just to get your head wrapped around something
but really you want to win the games honestly so this is okay okay two parts yeah i
sometimes i have crazy dreams i had a dream two weeks ago that i tied for fifth place
i'm not going to tell you who with because it'll discredit the dream wow they wow wow so i me was
it me no it was mal o'Brien. And she's not even there.
That was easy.
You cracked like a... You cracked easy.
Okay.
It's just a funny dream.
Gabby Magala won the games in my dream.
By the way, anyone who knows people like you who has real dreams knows that like some shit
can be like wiggly.
Yeah, exactly.
Like you may...
In your dream, it looked like Mal, but it was really Alex Kazan.
Like everyone who...
Yeah. So I'm with you. But there were a few things I remember. Gabby was in first. Gabby Magala. In your dream, it looked like Mal, but it was really Alex Kazan. Like everyone who –
Yeah, so I'm with you.
But there were a few things I remember.
Gabby was in first.
Gabby Magala, end of the weekend, won the games.
I was tied for fifth place.
Laura Horvath got sixth.
That's all I remember. And I remember I actually won the last event at the games.
Yeah.
And then tied for fifth.
Take it with a grain of salt.
I don't – sometimes i dream that like i'm
i'm tangled by a snake but i've never been tangled by a snake so i don't take it too much to heart
but if it happens god gave me a dream and that happened i can see you winning the last event too
i just saw it in my mind's eye really yeah i can see you crossing the finish line last event winning
cool i hope i hope i cross the finish line i love it. Cool. I hope, I hope I cross the finish line. I love it.
And then also I,
I always like every morning I wake up,
read my Bible and I'll just pick a section I want to read.
So right now I'm in first Chronicles and second Chronicles and it's all about
Kings and they were against all odds.
Like they had a thousand troops against a million. And every time, magically,
God helped them overcome. So if by any chance I end up on the podium, I know it's, it's not me,
it's God saying like, hey, you overcame all odds, and you can do great things through me.
So if I get third, it's literally that happened. But I think top 10 is a realistic goal that doesn't scare me.
Top three seems a little bit too far out of reach in my own human might.
But with God's help, I can do anything.
Jessica Valenzuela, dude, you are so nice.
I loved meeting you.
Plus Blakely liked my shoes.
Yes.
Love it.
And then healthy.
By that, you mean you don't want to get injured exactly or emotionally healthy when you're done or i don't i'm not that emotional i would like
to say i'd say healthy as far as like i want to be able to walk out of the games and pick up my
daughter no problem yeah were you injured last year coming out of the games nothing bad i twisted my ankle
but that's not a big deal okay so so healthy that's that's fair i guess i guess health is um
it's always that's one of those things you don't really think about until it's gone and then you're
like fuck it's the most important thing to me exactly like last wednesday i don't know if i got sick got food poisoning but trained that evening everything in my system i just threw
up and it's like man i take for granted eating drinking water when you take a sip of water you
have to throw it up i just don't want to exactly like you said you take it for granted once it's
gone okay and also when we come back from the games we're gonna
start like actually planting grass in our front yard so i would like to do some yard work do some
hoeing outside you know i like to do some hoeing outside too yeah that's why i can't let people
know where i live i'm hoeing outside in the front yard all day do you have do you have a pretty um do you have some
scandalous gardening clothes no i made the mistake um on my deload week a few weeks ago
i was like i want to get a tan for the game so i'm gonna go sports bra and shorts i was out in
the sun for an hour and i just read like a lobster so I've learned put on sunscreen or just wear a long sleeve shirt.
You look tan now.
Just running outside.
Running and swimming.
Slater, you pitched that right up for Seve.
I know.
She's a good dude.
Yeah.
She knows the demographic of the show.
We're here for the fans.
And then three, you want to be Ariel.
Mm-hmm.
Exactly. um and then and then three b you want to be aerial exactly oh yeah is there a um like a protocol to get into that headspace like a mantra or a um
aren't you a little nervous or unsettled by do you have anxiety about going there and people
like talking to you and and hugging you and like recognizing you? Like, are you anxious about even like, I'm anxious if I were to go to even go to
the airport. I don't want to, I don't want to talk to anyone. You're not anxious. I don't even want
the TSA person to talk to me. Honestly, for people to know my name when I've been doing CrossFit
since 2012, didn't really have much success for people to know my name now.
Still makes me feel like giddy inside like a little girl. Oh, okay. Well, that's good. Yeah.
Because it's I mean, for anybody to know my name when I'm from this small town in West Texas, to me is pretty remarkable. So I try not to take that for granted at all.
And you like people. I do. I get overwhelmed if like there's too many people yeah and too many
people talking to me but the games are nice because it can be in small doses like we'll
compete at an event and we might walk through from north park to go to the coliseum you're
going to see people for maybe 10 minutes and then you're isolated in the back so it's nice
to have it in small doses because i do get overwhelmed yeah how many people are in your town live in your town oh man maybe 300 000
if you combine midland and odessa okay so you have head you have stoplights and shit though
oh yeah we have stoplights we have an atb we have movie theaters all that stuff um do you know where you're staying is that all set up
i assume that's all set up yeah we'll be athlete hotel at the edgewater oh which is beautiful yeah
that's a great hotel why why don't you stay across um from the venue because honestly like
10 of this trip is a little bit vacation and the edge water is beautiful and every night every
night at the games me dylan and my friends that come with we always go to this one restaurant and
even after the games we eat at this restaurant together as like a group so it's just right on
the water you can forget about the games and just enjoy your friend's company that's there
my husband's we actually have we
have a good little group going it should be fun hey it's the restaurant in the edgewater that's
the one you go to no we go to a place called the boat house it's right next to the you're more than
welcome to join us for dinner we would love to have you that's very sweet thank you any night
after the games yeah that's a great place to stay I just thought that if I
if I were competing I'd want to just be able
to just walk like right across the street
no it's not worth it
no I want
I want to escape from the games
in the evening and then show back
up and do some work because it's a lot
at the games all day
go relax go relax
I need a little bit of mental space between the two
what's this thing on your hand it's pretty can you see this oh yeah um i got a cut here and then
i'm all scraped up like on my hip and leg wow did did you see the pictures? It actually happened Wednesday night.
It's on your Instagram?
No, this is a Savan exclusive.
I sent it to whenever you texted me to come on the podcast.
Yeah.
So games is coming up.
Oh, I do see it.
I do see it.
Yeah.
So because I need to get used to the volume, me and Dylan work out in the evening.
Wednesday night, me and Dylan finish this awesome hard piece.
And our favorite thing to do, because we kind of live in the country, is to ride the golf cart.
So we jump on our golf cart and just cool down, drive the neighborhood.
It's beautiful.
Tuesday night, Dylan taught Blakely how to drive the golf cart.
So Wednesday, we work out.
And Blakely's like, come on, mom.
Let me show you how I can drive.
So we're driving and she's got the biggest smile on her face.
So proud.
And we're like, how are you doing this?
Pushing the pedal, driving.
And we're driving past our neighbors.
So, of course, I'm nice.
I'm neighborly.
I'm waving to our neighbors.
And me and Dylan both in our heads were thinking, okay, we're going straight to the mailbox, which is about a half a mile from our house.
But Blakely thought we were turning full speed in a different direction.
So it's Blakely, Dylan, and me driving straight.
I'm waving to the neighbors. She just decides to turn on this random dirt road.
And I just wave into the neighbors.
Next thing I know, I'm falling out of the golf cart.
I just wave it to the neighbors.
Next thing I know, I'm falling out of the golf cart.
And I just eat it and roll on the asphalt, the turf, scrape up my arms,
scrape up my shoulders, scrape up my hip.
It was so bad.
Like nothing hurts other than it's just a flesh wound.
Isn't that what the Monte Cristo?
It's just a flesh wound.
It's nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monty Python.
Yeah, Monty Python.
Yeah, she's a flesh wound. Hey, were you pissed? Did she she cry she must have cried her eyes out oh savon well dylan said when i fell
out he thought like a puppy had fallen out because i yelped when i hit the floor like yeah
so something was wrong she just starts bawling like hysterical yeah she lost her mom she almost
killed her mom yeah so in So in the moment, you kind
of have to step back, self-reflect. I'm like, I'm fine. Nothing hurts. She's bawling. So I just go
up to her and I'm like, I'm fine. It's okay. It was an accident. No mad, nothing harsh because I
know she didn't do it on purpose. And she's just like, I hurt mom. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I never want to drive again.
And so we just took it as like show grace, show forgiveness.
It was an accident.
This is a learning lesson.
And I'm fine.
Thank goodness I didn't roll my ankle, dislocate anything.
Can you imagine?
I can't believe you're still going to the games to be honest.
I can't believe you took it.
You got thrown from a golf cart onto pavement.
Going like 20, 25 miles an hour.
So I told this to my training partner yesterday, which was the next day.
And he was like, wait, you let a four-year-old drive?
And I was like, stop.
No.
So it's my own fault.
Did your neighbor who you were waving to see it?
You know what after i got up you know consolidated blakely and
went back they had walked inside so they either saw it and was like holy crap let's get out of
here or they didn't see it and just went inside i have no idea but oh my it's really a shame that
that's not on video somewhere can you imagine like on the ring doorbell you just meet
hey was any part of you like pissed no so this is the bad part this is dylan and blakely's like
bonding time in the evening sometimes they'll go drive the golf cart he had told me tuesday night
this happened wednesday night he told me tuesday, she drove by herself and she's awesome. She just takes her turns really fast. So
we're working on that. So he had foreshadowed like, this is what we're working on. We just had
no idea that she was about to turn. I wasn't mad because I still have time to heal before the games.
I'll be fine. If I would have rolled an ankle dislocated a shoulder it
might be a different story i um a couple nights ago i got a need in the face wrestling with the
kids like a pretty good need of the the face and then when i when i covered up my face the
my son knew my six-year-old son knew he done it. And when he came over to hug me,
he gouged me in both my eyes. On purpose? No, just jackass six year old. No, none of it was on
purpose. So you can't be mad. Oh, I was seeing red for a second. I just I just stay covered up.
I'm ready to like, how did you respond to that situation? I just take deep breaths. And hopefully
he doesn't hopefully I mean, I think he knows that I'm fucking like, like I want to bite him.
Yeah.
Like a lion.
But like, yeah.
Jake Chapman says boys are different.
Maybe.
Yeah.
But that's the best thing you can do as a parent.
If you can be the bigger person, your kids are not screwed.
I feel like. mean like like don't
beat them if they do shit like that yeah if it's yeah if it's on purpose you know it's okay to
spank but if it's an accident they didn't mean to like you've got to show grace you've got to
show forgiveness one of my kids kicks kicks to the kneecaps like like if we start fighting he'll
try to kick me in the kneecap i'm like dude
do they do jujitsu what do they do they do all that okay and jujitsu striking kicking every day
yeah you're paying for them to beat you up yeah basically yeah my kids have told me um my kids
tell me seriously at least once a week one of them will be like hey we just want you to know
that when you're old we're not gonna like beat you up and stuff even if you do bad stuff to us now we're not like we're not gonna
hurt you when you're old like they say that now where's my money i'm yelling at him in the car
he goes don't worry we're not gonna beat you when you're older and give me like the death we'll just
we'll just put you in the retirement home if you keep
acting like that that's what they're gonna say yeah janelle winston when my kids physically hurt
me i get so mad i have to seriously keep the lid on till i get hold of myself yeah that's how i feel
yeah but now with my kid with blakely absolutely if dylan instantly triggered like he knows like
if he threw a frisbee and it bounced off your head when you weren't looking, you'd go over there and be like, you asshole.
Couldn't you see I wasn't looking?
No, it's worse.
Oh.
He thinks it's so funny.
I think every husband does to just like smack your butt.
So sometimes he'll smack it.
I smack a lot of ass every day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't tell your wife that, but sometimes he'll smack it so hard.
No, it's her ass that I'm smacking.
It's her. Okay i'm smacking it's her
okay okay good instantly it'll tick me off and i'm triggered and i'm mad and he knows and he's
just like oh that was a good one and he'll just giggle and walk away it's weird that you guys
don't know that's what your ass is for i know you'd think at this point you'd know, but it still gets me. Ariel, my favorite ass story with my wife is we'd just been doing CrossFit for like, I don't know, a year.
And she was trying on clothes and she came out of the dressing room and I'm like, yeah, I don't really like those pants.
They make your ass look small.
And the lady there who worked at the at the store was like yeah your butt looks
great in those and my wife goes no no we do crossfit i don't want my the point isn't to make
your you know butt look small and and it's like yeah we're we're we're a different breed the butts
are meant to be smacked and they're meant to be big exactly i think we did that. I think CrossFit owns that before the Kardashians. Well, it's authentic.
Authentic big butt.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, when I see a big butt on someone, I just think they're strong.
Like man or woman. If I see a big old ass, I mean, proportion to their body, obviously.
I'm like, yep, that's a strong human being. That person can do some core to extremity damage.
I will tell you the first time we flew into California for semifinals at the
airport, that's the first time in person physically,
I've seen the like fake Kim Kardashian booty.
Cause it was like maybe weighed a hundred pounds and waist was like this big.
Yeah.
But then the butt was just ridiculous. And I was like, do you like that?
How?
Like, it just didn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense to me either.
No.
Don't get me started.
I'm trying to.
Yeah.
I'd rather.
Yeah.
We're talking about CrossFit working hard.
But if you want to come on a live call and show and talk about plastic surgery, I'd love to have you on.
Me or someone else? No. Ohin show and talk about plastic surgery. I'd love to have you on. Me or someone else?
No.
Oh, I know nothing about plastic surgery.
You're not going to move.
But you have thoughts about it.
You think it's weird.
It would be weird to make your butt bigger than it really is with plastic surgery.
Like non-functional, like growing your body for non-functional purposes seems completely insane to me.
But I'm also very, I'm granola-esque to where like i don't
believe in botox i don't believe in yeah lash extensions all that because i'm like your body's
supposed to age it's okay if you have wrinkles yeah your eyelashes are supposed to be like how
they are so i i might be the wrong person because no no you're perfect and you don't want you don't
want to i don't think you want to attract people who who are attracted to that either i don't think that's a healthy person
hey yeah do you do crazy stuff too like um uh like if your kids are sick you'll slice onions
and leave them on a plate in their room no we just let the sickness pass you just pray over
them you do hands on them we actually don't that should be our first reaction
though yeah but usually it's just like here's some over-the-counter i have this theory that
all christians think the earth is flat do you think the earth is flat oh no i think dylan is
slowly becoming a flat earther he listened to who you had on the other day the flat earther
yeah yeah like some thoughts i know not even to
entertain so i'm just like yeah yes honey yeah yes but i wish i would to be honest with you i
wish i would have never had that guy on or watch the documentary but i'm probably gonna have more
flat earthers on because of it just it's just great whenever it's every six months it's good
it really rattles the nest it really are you are you a flat earther i'm not yeah i'm not i'm not a um
but i'm not really i don't know what i am i could be but i don't think so you could you could be
anything savannah it's 2023 yeah at this point no i am not a flat earther um well thank you uh
we touched on a broad uh vast broad broad landscape of subjects. I appreciate you
sharing your daughter with us. And hopefully I see you soon.
Yeah, I'll see you at the games.
All right. Thank you. And I don't expect you to give me your coach's pass. I expect to see
Dylan back there.
Good. We expect to see you back there somehow.
All right. Peace and love.
Thanks for having me on oh great here we go do you believe in gravity
oh what is this uh oh oh those are those fine fine i wonder i'm not a black woman heidi says someone's actually a black woman i i am a black
man but i am not a black woman i love how you just dropped the flat earth just to trigger people
i mean it's just it's amazing i just think i i think that that's you believe in god and that
the earth is uh what's it called non--transitioning? No station. No station.
Miss Shelby Neal. Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you? I love this forest. Oh yeah. That's my
backyard. I was gonna say, you're not at my house. Are you? That looks like my backyard too. Crazy.
Yeah. It's beautiful here. Interesting conversation I just jumped into.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ariel's great. She'll talk about anything.
We transitioned from synthetic ass implants to a flat earth. It was quite – yeah.
That's awesome.
Yeah. What state are you in?
I'm in north carolina hey when i looked at your food um uh your your
pictures on your instagram of your food like you like you're one of those people um who i can't
actually tell what you're eating yeah i mean like normally normally people like post food and it's
like here's some carrots and here's a piece of steak and here's rice.
Your food looks like what I eat.
I only eat in a bowl.
I don't like the plate.
Put everything in a bowl.
I don't need anything separated out or anything.
Just put it in a bowl.
It's an absolute mess.
Yeah.
It's animal food.
Yeah.
I didn't actually even think about it till now but i was like when
i was looking at i'm like are there some crawfish in there i started thinking you were like from
louisiana or something i'm trying to think of what meal you're thinking of right now
suza do you see any pictures of her food um let me see if i could find them no i'm searching
through the whole thing and i'm like what are you talking about i whole thing, and I'm like, what are you talking about? I text my stories, and I'm like pretty deep.
Different redheaded person.
Different Shelby Neal?
Different redhead?
Some dope army pictures, though.
That's for sure.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Give me one second.
Yeah.
There you are, bench pressing.
Oh, you work out a lot.
I got a food pic.
Yeah, you kind of got to go back a little bit.
Yeah, we just got to go back an easy 222 weeks. Yeah, yeah. but got to go back a little bit yeah we just gotta go back an easy 222 weeks yeah yeah you got to go back super recent four years ago she used to eat mush
let me see oh no that one we got oh that one's pretty uh oh but lots of seafood those are
scallops right yeah love seafood uh i was born in massachusetts so i'm definitely a seafood gal
oh okay look at the one below that that one's a little more chaotic I was born in Massachusetts, so I'm definitely a seafood gal.
Okay, look at the one below that.
That one's a little more chaotic.
It looks like she eats day-old Chinese food.
I absolutely do.
Absolutely.
It's better that way.
It truly is. Because by then, all the seasoning and tastes have come out right it's
like my mom used to make hummus and she'd put garlic in it and the first day she made it it
wasn't very good and three days later there's the whole thing was so potent and strong it was crazy
soaks it up definitely yeah yeah hey this looks like you used to live behind a chinese food place
and just eat out of the dumpster. Look at this one.
Look at the one with the – look at the – even the tins are there.
Look at the tins.
Yeah, look at – even Clydesdale knows.
I love the tinfoil bowls.
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
Michelle Shanks, thanks, Sevan, Matt, and Caleb for introducing us to all these great athletes.
We'll make it fun to watch them all in Madison.
I agree.
Hey, are you a Marine?
No.
So I was planning on joining the Marine Corps, but then things changed for me personally.
So I decided against that last year.
So, yeah, it was kind of a weird time last year going through that. Yeah,
this is me. I went through like all of OCS and all of the training and then just decided not
to accept my commission. So I'd say it worked out pretty well for me. Made it to the games
the following year. So. Shelby, how old are you? I'm 23. And what's OCS? Officer Candidate School.
Basically, it's like boot camp, but the officer side.
And they have like different versions of it for every single, oh boy, every single branch.
So there's one for the Marines, one for the Army, Navy, etc.
And where do you do that?
Is that through a school or?
It was in Quantico virginia so yeah
it's it's literally it it's basically like rotc except you're not in rotc and you do all the
training over the summer um does it cost money you get paid for it actually so so so walk me
through that i'm really curious no details too small you're just kicking it at
home with your longtime boyfriend who you're absolutely in love with and you're like uh
shit like how does it start how do you know someone who did it yeah like how do you like
i'm 51 i don't even know what officer candidate school is like how do you know about any of that
how do you know you want to go to the mar? What kind of person wants to go to the Marines? Crazy people pretty much. And, um, so
basically I knew some people who were in the program and my boyfriend was also looking into
the military as an option. And I started getting more exposure to, I guess, people in that
profession and it started to interest me. Um, and so I started kind of looking into it more and, you know, kind of going from like, oh,
these people are crazy to, oh, I want to be, I want to kind of go through that.
And I think also maybe I was getting a little burnt out of CrossFit and getting a little
worried about, you know, graduating and what I was going to do after college and thought
maybe like I didn't want to do the typical path.
And so I ended up kind of finding myself there. And then later, I think after a couple years realizing that maybe that wasn't
the route for me. And so not continuing with it, but I still think it was great training. And
I learned a lot from it. Like my running got a lot better just just from doing it. My like mental
strength got a lot better because how hard it was. So definitely an experience. It's just like boot camp.
You're literally in a barracks with 60 girls and bunk beds or racks or whatever you want to call them and just kicking it all summer.
Were they all girls?
There's girls and guys.
But you're in close quarters with the girls, not the guys.
Okay.
And so you go on a website somewhere, I'm guessing, and you sign up and then they say show up on this day and you basically hand over all your shit and they give you all new clothes and underwear and hat and shirt and they're like, you're going to be here for three months.
six weeks so it was two different sets of six weeks so like 12 weeks total of that but you're basically like you're on their clock and it was very like it's a very humbling experience somebody
like me who's like super fit was still struggling um just because you know it's it's like wake up
every day at 4 30 and go to bed every single day at like 10 p.m then you get woken up for an hour
in the middle of the night and you get like five hours of sleep and you're walking all day
and you're running all day and you're studying all day.
And it's just a full day.
So I think anyone would struggle going through it.
It's just really taxing on the body no matter how much you prepare.
And when you sign up for it, you don't have to commit to beyond those six weeks.
It's just like, yeah, so that's the difference with boot camp.
With boot camp, you basically sign your, you know, sign your life away from the start and you're kind of stuck.
But with officers, you basically like you have to get your degree, which is kind of like why ROTC exists.
You have to have a degree to be an officer and you go through the whole program and then you finish ocs and then you kind of like swear in after that um and and like choose to be an
officer and you have to like make that actual decision after training that you want to want
to go that route so so so um you you already had your you'd already graduated from college when you
went there i so the first time i went i was 17 like it was like the year after high school or like i graduated high school and went to ocs for
six weeks very shocking for a 17 year old and then um did it again last summer after graduating
and finished the second half so so ocs is kind of for people who didn't do ROTC in college but want to go the
officer route exactly yeah you don't have to do it like if you if you already have your degree and
you want to join the military you still can essentially or you can kind of do it in conjunction
and I like I liked it because like ROTC just didn't seem like it was for me and I didn't want
to kind of I wanted to be like a normal college student and i was in engineering it was too much i thought to do both so i did um i just thought it'd be better to do it like completely
separate and only do it during the summer i'm for some reason i'm so i'm so impressed that you did
that what was shocking at 17 to do that well the way people acted the way they talked being what
was when you were 17 what was the oldest woman in there? Were there any like old people like me in there? Was there any 40-year-old people?
No, they don't let people of your kind even join.
Is it like over 35, you're toast? You could have a penis, but you can't be over 35.
be over 35 yeah you're absolutely toast like you just can't even join like there's no waiver that can get you in so right i think it's like 27 or maybe 30 i think it's a little older depends what
program what what branch what yeah i think like maybe seals you know it's like a little more
stringent but i think for marines i think it was like 30 or something but yeah there were women who were you know like 25 27 28 you
know like they're adults they have kids and I'm like 17 probably one of the youngest people there
graduated high school and literally went off to OCS like the next day so it was a very different
experience for for everybody um was it different the second time way different yeah I was 22 the second time
so I was a little more you know
I know who I am I know
I know what's going on
oh there we go
oh god the space force is desperate
oh so is the navy Jesus Christ
they will do anything
oh my dogs
came out so the second time was different like um different and what
from your perspective or they had changed the program uh so every year it really kind of just
depends on the commanding officer of ocs and like what how they see it but i think it was mostly
me changing and like once you go the first
time you're like okay you know let's do this different let's do this different let's let's
prepare a little bit because the first time they were like oh you know show your fit you're you're
gonna be like one of the fittest girls there like you have nothing to worry about don't prepare at
all just show up you'll be fine and I that's just not how I do things so not my personality to be so
underprepared and I uh I thought it'd be better the second time around to do a little bit more studying, get a little bit more sleep at night and have to study less in the middle of the night.
What do you have to study for? What do you have to study for?
It's a lot of like history. That's that was the hardest part for me because I'm I'm a STEM major.
I don't memorize things very well.
And then there's like, you know, like your general orders, other officer training stuff.
It's very simple.
It's mostly memorization, which I had terrible memory.
You said you're a STEM major?
What's that?
Science, technology, engineering, math.
It's like, you know, your engineering, your science, your bio majors.
Yeah.
I feel like we just learn differently.
And I didn't learn.
Like, that stuff was hard for me to learn.
And then so this – when did you get out this last time from the OCS?
I got out right before the games last year. Okay, okay. So you went to semifinals last
year and then after that you went in. Yeah. What if you made it to the games? Would you have still
gone in? That was the conundrum. So I actually made it to the last chance qualifier and, and
chose not to do that because, because I just was like, I, I didn't make it. I want to make it the
right way. And, and like making it online didn't seem like the way I didn't make it. I want to make it the right way. And, and like making it online,
didn't seem like the way I wanted to make it. And so I just decided, you know,
we're going to give this OCS thing a try. And like,
I had a little bit of doubts and reservations beforehand. And I thought,
you know, like the only way to clear that up is to go, uh, you know,
see how it is and see, see what I want to do from there.
It's the most informed decision. So.
Hey, what, what happened last year?
I'm trying to remember your story.
You were in the semifinals and you were going
and then there was some workout where you shit the bed
like you did a rope climb.
I mean, you were fucking murdering it, weren't you?
I was. I was so good.
I remember watching you being like,
oh, fuck, this little girl's going to the games.
Do I look little?
Yeah, you're a little girl
how old you're a little girl you're fucking 22 you're how tall are you five two yeah you're
fucking little girl yeah you're i'm like i'm average weight though i'm average weight i mean
don't get me wrong you look strong and fit and all that stuff but you look like i mean you look like
i look like a pipsqueak i'm literally you just look like like maybe you don't have your driver's
license yet or something.
You know what I mean?
You still go to the dentist with your mom and dad, shit like that.
Well, I do.
See?
I need adult supervision for that kind of stuff because I don't know how to answer all these questions.
So what happened?
Tell me last year's semifinals.
Refresh us on what happened.
You were kicking ass.
Yeah, I was doing great and like i would say last year my you know my plan was kind of was cross it was kind of
like a side thing i would say i was i was in hawaii literally the week before and i i had made this
trip at the start of the year and i had said like i'm not canceling this trip i i really want to go
i was invited and i wanted to see my friend.
And, you know, if I make it to the semi, if I get invited to the semifinal, that is this weekend, I will go, I will compete and I'll give it my all.
But if I go any other weekend, like it wasn't going to work for me just because I had like
finals and I had other stuff going on.
So I really, you know, I really surprised myself when I showed up and ended up getting
like top five in every event but one. i don't see where you shit the bed where did you shit the bed
it's that one that was the rope that was the rope climb workout yeah oh for some reason i thought
that was the last workout it depended on the semi-final they said the order was different
for all of them okay dude. Dude, you did incredible.
Fifth, third, fifth, fourth, fifth, just the 30th.
Yeah, just one movement, actually.
But when I look on your Instagram, you're good at rope climbs.
Well, now I am.
It only took a year of hammering.
So what was that workout? Do you remember?
It was 10 rope climbs for time,
legless. Oh, yes.
And there was a shuttle, really
insignificant shuttle.
You could have walked it,
and I probably should have, knowing my
rope climb ability. I should have just walked it
and just got all 10 rope
climbs in and finished under the cap, you know,
but
got a little in the heat of the moment.
Did you know going into that that it was going to be an issue for you?
Or were you surprised?
I would say, yeah, I was in Hawaii.
Oh, this is awesome.
Is this since that event?
This was right the week before the event.
Oh, well, you're fucking murdering this.
That can't be easy.
That rope's really hard.
That rope's crazy hard.
Yeah, it's super bouncy.
And your body can't touch it or you'll get chafed.
I mean, you've got to be real careful.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's one of my best lives in Hawaii the week before.
Did you know going into that event that it could be an issue i knew it could be an issue but i also didn't expect it to go that bad i feel like i'm definitely the type of competitor that
that shows up on competition day um despite how training may go and so i think i i remember you
know being next to everybody and like starting
with my first three rope climbs a little fast and thinking like wow it feels great and then like
every time I had practiced the workout it was always rope climb like five to seven where it's
like oh my god I you know I can't this is not going so well like it's immediately going downhill
so yeah I I knew I think in retrospect at the the ability level that I had
I should have just overpaced and then ended hot versus starting hot and falling apart where
I had a couple no reps I had a couple slides down the rope like full full full tilt
drops to the floor so yeah it was it was tough road climbs are hard to go to war with too because
there is that piece of dying right or like landing on your head yeah I almost did I mean I literally
had like two falls that were that I could have like twisted an ankle or something been out for
the year so did you say you're 22 23 23 and and you've had the same boyfriend since you're 16
yeah how did you meet him i've been in crossfit across the gym we started roughly at the same
time he's not 37 is he no okay just checking 26 23 yeah oh perfect oh wow yeah wow fuck weird nothing inappropriate going on
there um how did you how did you how so um yay yeah let me i want to know how you met him how
did you meet him how did you 16 year olds meet in a crossfit gym um we i think i mean we just kind of started working out together we were training buddies and
we were friends for about a year before we finally same high school or let's go on a date no we went
to different high schools we just every single day we would train together after after school so
yeah um it's it's it's a pretty intimate place to meet someone like there's all like there's all
like those non like i don't know what they are like pheromones and shit but there's all that
shit that's just coming off of you right because you're like working out and then it's a lot of
body movement and it's a lot of like you can stare at people all the fucking you want in there right
it's like everyone's kind of like just breathing heavy and just looking around at shit um it's it's an intense intimate place regardless right i mean it's a yeah i got to
watch his like his glow up like he went from you know like a 16 year old kid or 15 year old kid
now he's like super buff and like i got him early snagged him was he a little pinner when you met him i mean just like smaller now he's just like
super jacks wow he's just like super lean yeah and when so when you met him he was kind of like
a little boy and then you and then you you trained him into a man at the gym next year
we've both kind of we've both grown i've grown a little bit more i'm a little heavier now you did
not grow you did not grow don't get i'm a little heavier now you did not grow you did not
grow don't get it all twisted he definitely grew you did not grow yeah i think i'm the same like
i'm the weight i weigh now what he weighed when i met him so i don't know if you know this i spoke
to your parents you were born in uh five two um you just came out like that and a full head of hair absolutely red long um i i love your hair by the way
thank you yeah people who people who appreciate red hair just it's it's you're the shit you're
awesome looking god you're so fucking cool looking every time i see it in pictures i'm like
whoa that's bright i forget like i don't i don't register like i see myself as like
a brown brown haired and then i like see pictures i'm like jesus that's so distracting
do you have siblings i do yeah we don't we don't exactly look alike but
oh how old are they uh my youngest or sorry i have one sister she's two years younger than me. So she's 20 right now.
Twenty twenty turning 21 soon.
And she doesn't have red hair.
No, she's. So my my dad's actually African.
So he's from Liberia. So he's black.
And you're real dads. Wait, you come from African sperm.
Yeah, I know. Are you fucking kidding me?
Is that true? Are you adopted?
No, my sister's on the far left.
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Your dad is black?
Yeah, I'm also black, but half black.
Holy shit.
But I kind of trick everybody.
That's amazing.
Is that really true?
I didn't even know.
That's fucking amazing.
Funny.
Genetics are so funny.
Yeah, that's crazy. What's your mom funny yeah that's crazy what's your mom
my mom's just like regular white she's like polish and a little bit irish i think so when
your dad's sperm look at look at eric wise look at yeah his head exploded too your dad's like
can i see a picture of your dad so when your dad's sperm met your mom's egg it's like oh
fuck fuck we'll just make this a
redhead we don't know what to do just spit out one of these i have even something crazier for you my
dad's mom has red hair so she's an african with red hair and that's how i happened
like the tan though like yeah well it's weird as soon as you said you're black i start thinking
you're black it's like crazy i start looking at you're black i start thinking you're black it's
like crazy i start looking at you like like maya maybe she is a little darker maybe um i see it
yeah i see yeah exactly that's your sister yeah that's her which we're like kind of we have the
similar face but you know the opposite she's mexican i'm don't tell her but she's mexican for sure hey um god that's that's that's amazing
where where's like where's your so canelo the only person i can think like canelo's uh mexican
and he got crazy red hair you know who that is no who's that he's just he's the world's greatest
boxer he's the amazing amazing um uh head of red hair so what is your dad liberian yeah
liberian and what are they he looks like maybe he looks a little black and arabic is liberia
northern africa where is it it's uh western so like under the the little hook on the far
west side i feel like i need a map to point it out. But definitely not on the other side of.
Does he have an accent?
When he's around his family, he does.
What's his native tongue?
English.
They speak English in Liberia.
Like the Queen's English?
Does he have like an English accent?
Is it all fancy?
Yeah, it's yeah it's
a little fancy yeah it's got like you know the african twang to it i guess like i don't really
know i i don't other countries in africa i'm not really sure what their accents sound like i only
know what my my family sounds like so how did they meet did they meet in the military no my my
family's not not involved in military at all but my my dad moved to America when he was in college and met my mom at work in Massachusetts.
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, wow. Have you been there?
I have not, but I really want to go soon. I'm kind of thinking about this year and the next year.
I'm kind of thinking about this year and the next year.
You should go and you should get a one-way ticket.
Africa's dope.
I mean, if you can find a good spot in Africa, Africa's dope.
I spent a bunch of time over there.
It's awesome. I've never been.
I really, and he says it's absolutely beautiful.
So I'm like, well, that's even more reason to just go visit.
It's beautiful and it's so crazy laid back in some ways that if you're an American,
you can't even kind of get your head wrapped around it.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Yeah, and, I mean, it'd be really cool to bring some of my,
like, bring all my family and meet them there.
So, yeah.
Hey, has anyone your entire life been like, oh, yeah, that's your dad?
No.
No.
When I see families that are, you know, somewhat look alike, I'm like, yeah, weird. You guys are weirdly similar.
Hey, I look the other day. I have this weird haircut right now. And the other day I walked in front of this mirror. I had shaved. Sarah Sigmund's daughter was coming on. And like I was like, maybe I shouldn't look like a 51 year old man when I'm talking to her and so I tried to shave off my beard and like
look a little younger and when I walked by the mirror I saw a tranny I'm like because I have a
ponytail I'm like oh you look like a fucking Armenian woman and then someone in the comments
said that hey dude you look like an Armenian woman I was like fuck I really do I'm growing
the beard back yeah but I look just like my mom and my sister is my point exactly yeah yeah yeah i'm like an ugly version of my mom
and my sister it's fucked up that's tough that's really tough oh that's it that's a that's a good
question uh norma wants to know if you've ever done a 23 and me. They don't believe me.
Prove it.
Yeah, prove it.
Hey, did you ever go – I went through a phase like that.
I wonder if I'm – I went through two phases.
I wonder if I'm retarded and I wonder if I'm adopted.
Did you ever think either of those?
Like you're seven and you're like – Either.
You meet your first person with Down syndrome.
You're like, how would I know?
How would I know?
Maybe I am.
I might be autistic. I'm not sure. Who knows? I know maybe I am I might be autistic I'm not sure who knows I mean
I don't know I think I've definitely felt that adopted adoptedness because I you know people
you have to have the redhead gene on both sides and like even though my mom is Irish there is no
one on her side with red hair like not her grandparents not her you know cousins or siblings it's like it doesn't really
science science i'm like i must i must have mutated like there's no other way that this
could have happened hey god what a trip hey i'm your dad i think your dad also would be so proud
to take you back to uh yeah if i was your dad i'd be like look to take you back to – Yeah. If I was your dad, I'd be like, look, I got a redheaded one.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That is – what a great picture.
Yeah.
I feel like – yeah, I'm also kind of – it's kind of weird because, like, my family is all, you know, darker skinned, and I'm, like, the only one.
So I kind of feel like I don't always fit in or I'm, like, not a real –
You don't get to go on the boating trips.
I'm not a real you don't get to go on the boating trips I'm not a real like African descent
I don't have the tan or like anything that makes me look you know like them so I'm like I'm sorry
dude it is it is true I I'm trying to rattle my brain I I don't know any I've never seen
come across anything like this yeah and I kind of look at this stuff too I'm really interested in
like people's like uh makeup and what happens to people and how they look that's great that's amazing that's the thing
i like blast on social media it's kind of weird just to talk about but oh my god look how cute
you are holy shit what happened hey this is the good old days if this was a hundred years ago they
would have either sacrificed you in a at the top
of the temple and killed you or you would have been to become the queen of the village it would
have been like a crapshoot you'd have been like you'd either been the chosen one or you'd have
been like the devil yeah yeah this is definitely new um what's up what's up with all the medals
yeah early age dad got you into gymnastics yeah yeah i. I actually don't know if it was my mom or my dad,
but that's what I did when I was younger.
It stuck. I was looking for an event or any type of sport
that I could wear, like a pretty leotard.
Figure skating did not work, so gymnastics ended up staying.
And that's what I did until I was 14, until CrossFit.
That mobility right there, do you still have that?
Can you still do that?
Yeah, I can still do splits.
Not an oversplit,
but I can still do splits.
And what about that thing
where you look back behind you in the floor
and then you put your hands down
and you kind of go backwards?
Can you do that?
Yeah, a bridge, yeah.
You can do it without blanding on your head?
Yeah, yeah.
I haven't done it in a while
because my back, there's no reason to put it on the line, but.
Sure.
If you held the gun to my head, I could do it.
Perfect.
It's a walkover.
Is it called a walkover?
Yeah, there's a back walkover.
I mean, like a backbend if you don't want to do the kickover part.
So you think you can do that?
Yeah, definitely.
I mean, I could do like back handsprings and back flips and different tumbling passes still.
If I go to a gymnastics gym, I still got some tricks.
Nice.
And were you climbing a rope a lot in your gymnastics training?
Yeah, yep.
And I think that tricked me a little bit last season because I was like, oh, I've been doing this since I was like five years old
You know, I'm good at rope climbs
Which I'm great at a very strict, like an L-sit rope climb
That's what we did in gymnastics
Not so much when I can kip and use my legs
I tend to struggle a little bit more
Shelby, do you think that the strictness and form in gymnastics
Has sort of, you have to train that out of yourself to kind of tap into a little bit more of the aggressiveness needed in CrossFit?
I would say, yeah, a little bit.
I think that's probably most gymnasts' issues, I'd say, related to that.
I've heard of other athletes having similar issues on rope climbs as well.
Like you need to learn to become more efficient and less perfect
exactly yeah and and that's kind of like i think at least when i watch myself and my perception of
myself is that my technique is very usually very good like i'm very proud of that of like how well
my technique is in place with my olympic lifts all that. But sometimes like in a workout that's fast, you know,
you really can't make it pretty. You have to do it, you know,
as fast as possible. And there's no reason to do all that.
Yeah. Look, look, you couldn't even break the habit.
You saw it there at the end. You can't even,
like you should have already transitioned to the thrusters right there.
You're like, thank you. Thanks. Having a great time. Yeah.
Um, are you, Oh, that's a a good question are you near the thumb or jr are
you near taylor self or jr how yeah yeah you are super close to the crossfit crash right yeah yeah
that's where jr is yeah what state are you in again north carolina north carolina yeah that's
where he is oh no he's south carolina right you're going to, this is weird, but for me, like, everything between, like, Georgia and Mississippi is all the same place.
Alabama.
Where are you?
All the Carolinas.
I'm in California.
Florida.
It's all Georgia.
It's all kind of meshed into one.
Marissa Hanojo.
Marissa Hanojo.
She's so cute.
Yeah, she's awesome.
Thanks, Marissa.
Who is your coach?
Yeah, I have a little, I feel like kind of an unconventional coaching situation.
I'm not with any big coaching or big, what do you call it, programming group it? Programming group. I train at a 12 state
CrossFit, which is in Raleigh, North Carolina. And my coach is the head coach of my gym. And
her name is Whitney Glynn. And she went to the games as an individual three times. And as a
master recently, I think two years ago and won 35, 39 division. so she's very experienced and very I would say devoted to me
as an athlete um like I'm her only athlete besides you know coaching the members of our gym um and
she makes it work for me so uh she went to she went to the Whitney um oh I found her Whitney
Galin I want to see uh oh yeah yeah yeah I recognize her yeah Whitney Galen. Mm-hmm. I want to see. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I recognize her.
Yeah.
She went three times as an individual?
Yeah.
Dang.
Yeah, so she's super experienced.
And, like, I don't know if you can tell, but she's built a lot different than I am
and has a lot of different strengths than I do.
Yeah, she's a brick shithouse, right?
She looks tall, too. Yeah.
Yep, she's tall.
She was a larger athlete at the time,
and I would still consider her larger
for this current bell curve we've got.
Wait.
Yeah, there she is.
So she's super invested in me.
You know who she reminds me of?
She reminds me of a mix between
Becca Voigt and who's the girl, the games athlete who lives in florida now
she had twins how the fuck can i remember her name twins i'm not good at this stuff
yeah yeah she kind of reminds me of telena and becca voight mixed into one human being
yeah well um and so is that your how did you find her it sounds like you're really fortunate
you found her yeah yeah i basically uh i mean was living in Wake Forest, which is 30 minutes from Raleigh.
And then I went to college in Raleigh.
And I moved to 12th State.
And that was where she had been coaching for a year or two.
And now she's been there for a while.
But yeah, I just basically kind of found, came under her wing.
And I was lucky enough to train
with her when she was training for the games for, for a little bit. And then when she transitioned
away from that, she's been kind of focusing on family life for a little bit. She's kind of
moved into a different role of like less, less as an athlete and more as like a coach to me.
So we don't train together as much, like, like work out next to each other as much more. So
she's like, they are watching me work out observing like taking notes and you know keeping track of me and i have other people
that will do the workouts with me will she come to the games with you oh yeah she's my she's my coach
and so if you went to if you started crossfit when you were 16 when did you start having games in
you're 22 now six years when did you start having games? You're 22 now, six years.
When did you start having games aspirations?
Oh, you're 23.
You're 23.
23, sorry.
When did you start having games aspirations?
So, I mean, immediately.
Once I saw the documentary, I was like, that's what I want to do.
It felt a little far-fetched at the time, but thankfully for the teen division,
I went to the games in 2016 and
2017 as a 16 17 year old and then when I aged out I immediately started the climb as an individual
and went to regionals in 2018 before they got rid of regionals which was cool experience to
go through that and then I've been trying ever since. So it's been a while.
Do you have a day job?
I do.
Yeah.
What's that?
I'm an engineer.
You are?
Yeah.
You ended up getting an engineering degree?
Yeah, I did.
Holy shit.
So you're smarty pants.
Sure.
I have to say that legally so i can keep my job
i i think maybe i didn't ask him but i think the dude i had on yesterday
who i think maybe had red hair oh jelly hosta i think he's an i think that dude might be an
engineer in um belgium or or Denmark or wherever he was from.
That's cool.
Yeah.
I'd love to live abroad.
I'm ready for something new.
Is your boyfriend an engineer too?
Yeah, he is.
He's mechanical.
Oh, shit.
He's mechanical.
I was chemical, but now I'm doing more of a biomedical type job.
So I do orthopedics orthopedic devices are you um uh what what happens
to your um job demands as uh you get closer to games time are they cool is your employer cool
yeah they they're so they're all very fit and I love my company like they're super um like young
and fit and like I would say more up to date I guess with like a flexible work schedule
which is super helpful and they're like all kind of a little bit familiar with CrossFit but I think
I'm like their introduction into competitive CrossFit so they're very much into it and like
they watch semifinals and like I was sending them you know the links when I was competing and stuff
so they were very involved and excited and
um yeah they're they're very much like i'm on the way kind of like down like i'm kind of bringing
my workload down a little bit um before i leave next week but other than that i mean i have
unlimited time off so i just kind of give them a heads up and do my best to work around stuff and
meet whatever you know needs they they need me to do so
you have this unreal uh like uh casualness to you but i'm assuming it's not uh
well what do you think about the game is it a lot of pressure like from i'm getting from a lot of
okay because when a lot of people i interview i get this thing like it's like the defining moment
of their life is on the horizon and with you i feel like oh yeah i'm
going to fucking just bang it out this weekend and yeah i gotta hit this real quick and then i'll
yeah and then i'll be and then i'll be back then i'm going to liberia for you know a little
and i'll be back yeah i think i yeah for a long time i you know i kind of thought like full-time
games athlete was like
what I wanted to be. And like, slowly as I got older, I was like, I don't know if that's for me.
I don't know if having my whole life be CrossFit and like, you know, even just like to train all
day and then coach CrossFit all day, like your whole life is still CrossFit and that's all you
have. And it's hard to escape. It's hard to, you know, have any other release from that and, and like, feel like maybe you're making an impact, you know, in other ways. And,
and so for me, I like having something else.
And I think it keeps me from getting like too down on myself when like
training is just sucks. Like I can totally forget.
Cause I'll be at work and it's not, not related.
And the games, do you feel the pressure from the games already?
I mean, now it's like now you can just anytime you look at a calendar, you can see it.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I mean, it's two weeks from yesterday, right?
Two weeks from yesterday.
Yeah, day one.
I mean, yeah, I definitely feel I have like I definitely have some like competition anxiety
when and I feel it more so when I'm there versus at home.
But I also think
like when you're a rookie and it's your first year it's a lot easier to relax and so I'm kind of
I'm trying to ride that wave of like I don't need to you know overstress and you know bring my bring
my performance down from the stress I need to just like have a great time have fun and like
enjoy this year because I'll never get I'll never get the rookie year back so what's your boyfriend's name frank frank um is how's frank doing is he holding it
together or is he tripping balls i mean it is pretty crazy like he's been with me since the
start you know and it's crazy we're like watching sarah sigman's daughter and catcher and all these
people and sam briggs like all these amazing women.
And like now that's, you know, that's me.
It's like I get to be those.
And he's like, I'm dating that person.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, you turn yourself into a rocket ship.
Yeah.
Yeah.
With a shit ton of hard work.
So so so he is holding it together together is he going to the games i assume he's going yeah yeah he's gonna be my like
personal assistant yeah like water boy and shit like that right food boy and shit yeah
he's like unfortunately speaking of holding it together jesus crime hold together girl
jesus christ who Who is that?
I have more pictures like this
than I do of me snatching,
overhead, rope climbing.
There's more of me crying.
Hey,
I want to ask you about your family
going to the games, but Susan brought up
I do want to ask you about a video. Susan, there's a
video link I put.
It says you're pumped.
I want to show you this video if you can see it from your phone of you crossing the finish line.
It's in the final event.
Sure.
One thing that's interesting is look at your hands don't even make it around the bag, which makes that event significantly harder for you.
Yeah, I'm small.
Remember?
Yeah, you're a little bite
hey i wonder if you are the smallest uh uh human who's ever made it to the crossfit games
no i think i think rebecca's smaller than me you think she's shorter than you i think there's
girls who've been five five foot i'm five two i'm i'm really i'm actually you're a braggart I didn't see that coming what a brag I'm actually huge okay play this because I want us to watch her as she crosses the finish line
I mean you're watch this look how ferocious you get I totally knew like I totally knew
I had made it which was cool did you know that that's inside of you? That person that's like, I wish I could do something in my life that would bring that out of me.
Look at this.
That's some Josh Bridges shit.
That's the Marine in you, right?
Right, right.
Yeah, it was a really cool moment.
Because I was talking to some people, like my support crew, obviously, they're telling me, you got this.
This is your jam.
You're going to crush this.
You're going to qualify.
I talked to them after.
It's not your jam.
They lied to you.
We were actually really worried.
We were really worried because of the echo bike and the sandbag.
I've been working on sandbag.
It wasn't that important in that workout.
I'm great at toes,
the bar.
And they were like,
we don't know if this is an echo bike workout or toes,
the bar workout.
It really depends on which,
which movement is gonna,
you know,
is the determining factor.
And,
um,
and I don't think it mattered.
I think I did the toes,
the bar unbroken.
And then the echo bike was,
was something I'd been hammering this year and it went really well. look at the difference in you guys carrying i don't know who that is next
to you but look where she has the bag where you have i mean you i'd like where you have it better
i like it too yeah up up up high like that when it drops down low like that that's when you're
about to give birth to it you don't you don't sliding yeah i'm looking at the um leaderboard
to uh shelby neal uh 425 you took seventh place in
that workout which is yeah it's i don't think that workout is made for you yeah i mean it's
definitely like you know people probably see me as like a smaller athlete but i am average weight
so i'm like very dense i think despite my what do you mean how much do you weigh what's average
weight how much do you weigh 150 you really weigh 150 yes i told you i'm huge
yeah that's that's impressive wow good on you yeah i've gained a lot of weight i'm i've gained
a lot of weight because i bet because i think foosley is like 135 or something she's a crumb
maybe less exactly she she's actually small and i've i can no longer call myself small because
i've i've grown.
Hey, is it hard holding that weight?
Are you just constantly eating?
I struggle with food a lot, so I don't eat as much as I should.
But I haven't been losing weight significantly.
I feel like a little bit recently I'm, like, maybe pushing 145 now, 150. But I think I stay within 145, 150 pretty easily once I started taking creatine that that
weight stuck on a little bit better and when you say you struggle with food what do you mean like
you don't want to eat or or yeah especially since semifinals I've been like avoiding food like the
plague and I have to have people be like you need to eat you need to eat you need to eat like between
workouts I'm like I don't need I don't need food i don't need water i'm fine and then i'll like completely crash um
and it won't it won't be good for me so i'm definitely something like i need to work on is
is fueling properly and and eating enough and eating more um is there is there someone do you have a nutritionist i do not right now i mean with
with working full time and and training like i literally from 8 a.m to to 9 p.m i'm like working
or training all day or driving to work or training so it's definitely like i have a full schedule and
tracking food isn't something i i really want to do right now.
God, that sounds horrible.
Yeah, I just it's like one more stress on top of stuff.
Like I'm already struggling to stay on top of work and stay on top of training.
And like, I just want to focus on that.
So, God, I love this.
I love this girl's name.
Fiddler.
Fiddler.
I changed it to a D.
Diddler. Anna Diddler. Anna Fiddler.iddler i changed it to a d diddler and a diddler and a fiddler i hardly know you uh
5-1-1-50 all right so i can be bigger then that's what she's saying yeah you could put
seven seven pounds per inch you could be 157 157 oh yeah i could ask i could ask shelby this
shelby could you say get to the chopper
with why i don't know great good question good question why what yeah why i must sound
i have a weird voice apparently no they these knuckleheads these knuckle this guys they want
everyone to say get to the chopper get to the chopper yeah nice you weren't even born when that movie came out uh yeah no i
wasn't hey i think um i had a um artur semenov on the russian dude i think he should totally
lean into all the russian shit wouldn't people at the games go crazy if like he just grabbed
the mic and said funny russian shit like from rocky i must break you or just people would go nuts right he'd be a superstar overnight what say it again
if he said things in russian like oh my god other accents or other you know languages it's like
just googly eyes i'm like staring at them. Um, uh, yeah,
I,
I,
I really want him to just to like,
right before he's in an event with Justin Medeiros,
I must break you.
Oh,
that'd be great.
That'd be a great story.
And you should wear a shirt.
I'm going to,
I'm stepping over my bounds,
but you should wear a shirt at the games.
If like at the games.
Like at the opening ceremonies that says, I am black.
Yeah.
It's funny.
It's so funny.
I'm sorry.
I just can't resist.
I'm naughty.
Okay, good.
I've had this experience my whole life.
I'll know people for a year. And then they'll be like, you know, we'll talk randomly,
talk about ethnicity or something or race.
And I'm like,
yeah,
I'm,
I'm black.
And they're like,
you know,
they don't know how to act.
Like everyone changes how they act all of a sudden.
Like,
especially black people.
They're like,
let's go.
And then like,
some of them will like,
even like call me the N word.
I'm like,
okay,
that's, that's too much. Chill, chill, chill. Or call me the n-word i'm like okay that's
that's too much chill chill chill or chill all of a sudden i'm like it took a year like come on
god no good reason what a fun life you have it's a good surprise has life been fun for you
absolutely yeah yeah you seem like you know how like um like old people like they say like if
you smile a lot like you'll have smile wrinkles and shit whatever like you know how like um like old people like they say like if you smile a lot
like you'll have smile wrinkles and shit whatever like you you give off a vibe like you've had it
like you have a good life like you're fun to hang out with like people people like you yeah i i like
to think that i mean i'm definitely a little introverted and i think it takes the right
right group of people to like bring me out of my comfort zone or bring me like bring out my
personality sometimes um but yeah I
mean I feel like I have a good balance between like serious stuff I get like in work and training
and and then there's also a good like blend with fun of training and I'm always wanting to travel
and always staying busy and like there's more to life than just CrossFit and there's more to life
than just work and there's more to life than just travel. And there's more to life than just travel. And I want to do like all three of those as much as I can.
What about kids?
I know you're still a kid yourself.
But like you think like in the next 20 years maybe you'd have a kid?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Frank wants kids.
I'm very like – I don't know.
It's hard for me to see it right now.
But we'll see.
I've definitely been more convinced as of recently.
If it makes you feel any better, I didn't want – me and my wife didn't want kids now we got three ton of kids yeah
yeah and we didn't and we waited forever so i didn't you're almost too young to even ask the
question to you don't feel any pressure who gives a shit when do you have kids by like 35 or
something like my wife my we pulled the goalie when my wife was 39 and I was 43 you're a crossfitter you can have kids
as late as you want oh my hormones are all ruined I feel like we like struggling with our periods
always I don't know I'm definitely not not interested or like a little worried about that
like it could be really hard with like keep eating keep eating yeah I remember like gymnastics and
crossfit my period's always been like very affected.
So as of recently,
it's been a lot better though,
which is nice.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
It's important to get that shit fixed out.
And do you take anything?
Do you take any,
like any hormones or anything like that for pregnancy?
No.
No.
Good.
Yeah.
Stay away from all that shit.
I would say so last year I stopped taking birth control and I think that, I think that it helped, helped my, you know, athletic shit. I would say so. Last year I stopped taking birth control, and I think that it helped my athletic ability.
I mean it has to have.
It's been a year I've been off of it.
And then I qualify for the games the next year.
It's really –
Hey, Google that shit.
Google that shit because I had Stacey Tovar on many, many years ago,
and she said that when she got off, her athletic performance increased.
And all the girls that she was at the games with, when she shared that with them, were like, yeah, don't take that shit.
Yeah, we've known this.
Yeah, we've known this, yeah.
Yeah, it's like, damn it.
Yeah, it's important to get that shit out.
Yeah, I mean, I had a talk with Frank, and we were basically like, you know, we both were like we really would prefer not you know you not taking this like we don't know how what effect this is having on
you and like i had been on it since i was like 16 so yeah we're like let's let's see how our
relationship is affected by you know not not having this and how how was that how did it affect your
relationship did it change your emotions i think it did did. But we've been together so long that we got through it.
And like there was no like big issues or anything like that.
But I definitely like I think it just changed how I like saw the world and like how I perceive things.
And I found myself reacting differently to things than I normally would.
Like it was like a new me a little bit.
Just like.
Wow.
Yeah.
Weird.
Yeah. That's Wow. Yeah. Weird. Yeah, that's fun.
Yeah.
Congratulations on discovering that and having the balls to do that.
Yeah.
Now I just got to not get pregnant.
Just stay.
My friend Andrew Hillard knows a thing or two about testosterone.
He says female contraception blunts your testosterone levels.
Hey, he knows about testosterone.
Yeah.
Do you ever watch any of Andrew's videos?
I have before, yeah.
I think he did some stuff with Crash too, but I didn't go last year, so I missed meeting him.
Have you met JR or Taylor before?
Yeah, I've met Taylor and JR.
Yeah, I thought Taylor had a really good shot
of making it, but then his knee
kind of got in the way, I think.
I think it's his knee, right?
Yeah, was he nice? I've never met him in person.
Oh yeah, he's awesome. He's super awesome.
Super, super fun.
I feel like we'd get along really well
as training buddies.
What about JR?
Is he weird? JR seems a little weird.
No, I don't think so. was cool he's very social i like i like oh he is easy to talk to yeah oh shit okay yeah
he's very nice um i'm i'm i'm pumped i met you uh you're you're i was really i've been excited
all week to meet you um yeah and i'm i can't even fucking believe that you're I was really I've been excited all week to meet you. Yeah.
And I can't even fucking believe that you're cooler than I thought you could only let me down.
But you're dude, I can't wait to have you on again.
I hope like you'll reflect on this and be like, oh, that was easy.
And yeah, I'd love to have you on like regularly.
You're so fucking cool.
You make me so at ease.
OK.
Yeah, that's good.
make me so at ease okay yeah that's good um tell uh uh um tell uh wait a second your dad's last name is neil and he's from liberia yes okay he's uh his first name is cowie so it's a little
liberian cowie neil well tell mr neil i said uh congratulations on having uh and mrs neil a
fantastic daughter what a they raised an incredible human.
And tell Frank I look forward to meeting him also.
Yeah, I look forward to meeting you in Madison.
Yeah, hopefully I'll make it there.
Oh, you're not sure if you're coming?
Yeah, I'm on the fence.
Well, you have to come.
Yeah, I know.
Just to say hi to me at least.
Well, I'm definitely 1% closer to coming now that I met you
okay 1% that's big
maybe I can come to California
and just meet you there
that'd be awesome have you ever been to California
I've been to Carson for the games
and I have some family there as well
so yeah a little bit
that's where you competed as a teen
yeah I went to 2016 in Carson
and 2017 in Madisonison so i got to
experience both which is cool yeah all right dear um uh see you soon yeah bye have a good okay bye
take care of yourself bye shelby neil that was cool she's yeah i didn't want to get off with her
i could talk to her all day but i want to do some other shit with my day
yeah she's good
that was
oh well dear
dear
just being nice
to old people shit
dear I tried just
I was going to say dear to someone else too
and I caught myself the other day and I didn't catch myself
there
dear would you like to split a grapefruit with me yes dear I was going to say deer to someone else too, and I caught myself the other day, and I didn't catch myself there. Very fatherly of you.
Deer, would you like to split a grapefruit with me?
Yes, deer.
Old people eat grapefruit, right?
You think old people eat cantaloupe?
The skate instructor yesterday told my kids that I bet your dad likes cantaloupe.
And I'm like, I love cantaloupe.
They're like, yeah, it's old people food.
I'm like, no, grapefruit's old people food.
Maybe because it's easy to eat.
Cantaloupe yeah like you mean like soft like mushroom like mush
grapefruit is gross i agree hey rosie what's up girl i'm gonna see you soon
be in the media pit together
is that so
I love cantaloupe and I'm only 33
great
oh look at this
all that hard
if you need a bodyguard at the games I'm 6'6 and 225
hmm
is type 1 lifting like type 1 diabetic
lifting that's a good guess hmm is type 1 lifting like type 1 diabetic lifting
it's a good guess i would assume yes uh judy i love grapefruit uh but i'm old i mean you cut
it in half and do it with the spoon like that and like scrape it's it's like just like
i should go to the games dress undercover what do you you mean? Like dress like Michael Jackson or Prince?
Like shave your beard.
So they think you're a woman.
Mr.
Hartle,
Jay Hartle.
I love,
uh,
I like big melons.
Yeah.
The large melons are good.
Cool.
Yeah.
Total pain in the ass. Grapefruit is ridiculous it's it tastes like it tastes like
ass it's hard to get out of the shell it's it's a mess no i'm not feeling it do you know what
you know what i'm feeling i actually it's so i i don't take a compliment well at all yesterday
suza calls me and he's like it's late
at night that's nine he's like hey dude you've taken the the interview shit to the next level
i'm like i know i'm fucking amazing aren't i i can't just be like thank you no i'm
i'm tickled by the fact that i i have i I mean, I still have anxiety before the show starts, but it's like, I actually say that. Yeah. But I'm actually feeling a little bit of excitement now to meet these people.
It got enough of them under your belt where you're like, okay, I guess it's either practice or it's because the fact that I actually think I'm going to meet them in person. So like, I'm really loving them now like i feel like i can
like go and really get invested in them it's gonna be real yeah like like like yeah like i'm treating
them like they're all going to come to my house for dinner like i would love for shelby and frank
to come to my house for dinner and hang even though like i probably wouldn't like it but like i've committed myself eric wise great show
this morning both women are powerhouses in and out of cf yet dude that dude frank scored that
chick is shelby neal is cool as shit yeah she's really cool yeah dylan got a lady who's hot and
fit and makes babies for him.
Pool boy.
Here we go back to the subject at hand.
Asevi, you ever stick a grapefruit?
Uh-oh.
Okay.
You ever stick a grapefruit?
No.
In a microwave?
No.
And then put your wang in it?
I can't even read more i don't want to know stuff like that oh boy i don't i don't i don't want to know stuff like that why would i why would i want to um that shit is just weird i'm not uh
i'm i'm chill that's disgusting Come home to see it in slices?
Yeah, I don't...
For the family to eat after you defiled it?
Yeah, I don't want to...
I don't want to know stuff like that.
Put your penis in a microwave...
in a grapefruit.
That's just fucking ridiculous.
That's one step away from serial killer.
Yeah, that's just completely absurd.
Put your penis in a microwave. It's usually
me.
Why would you even say
something like that? Hello, you've reached
Haley. Leave a message. Thanks.
You're weird. At the tone,
please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may
hang up or press one for more
options.
Hey, babe.
I'm going to wrap this show up here in five minutes.
Do you want to go to Best Buy and get a microwave?
All right.
I love you.
Bye.
No reason in particular.
Yeah.
We're doing that great blue, right?
Oh, that escalated fast.
Tyler, Praley. Wow, look how much weight tyler lost does he put wait
uh oh no no i thought he was pulling his shorts out like that uh tyler praley great fruity
see it's a um it's a fair attempt
the the safeway is right next to the Best Buy
so I'll get a
dozen
here we go
hi
hey when I call you
why don't you answer
my phone is
on silent
listen I'm your husband I probably do i always turn it back on when you're
done with your podcast just kidding what do you think about um uh if we bought a microwave
um no okay all right i don't think about it okay can i get one well i i don't think about it do you want one? I don't want to influence your decision
I already told you my decision
okay fine no microwave
who's playing the piano?
okay wait
Ari
anything you want to say to the listeners of the show?
Matt Sousa is here also.
Hi, Haley.
Okay, Matt, what's up?
Not much.
Don't you want to say to me what you say to me every morning?
Good morning.
Good morning, I love you.
Not that, but I have a yoga class or a Pilates class. I want to take it at 11.
Is that cool?
Go ahead.
Let them know what my life is.
Go ahead.
I'm going to work out
and I'm going to make use
of our garage
and work out here.
Oh, are you training people today?
Nope, just myself.
Okay.
Do you have any workout ideas?
I'll ask the chat.
Do you have any workout ideas for me?
Okay, they'll put it in there.
I love that.
I'm sure they will.
I'll be in to put it in there too. Okay. I love you.
Okay.
Love you. Bye.
Elise Carr-Ridau,
you're a goddess for dealing with Sevan.
You don't even know.
Oh, did you hear that?
I like Backpaw pretty good.
I want to hear that though. I like cracking stuff.
See one of those
do you like listen to it on Instagram and stuff
okay
Dick Butter
I have ideas for partner workout with Seve
great
involves a grapefruit
I think
tonight's a big show I'm not even prepared for tonight's show tonight's show is uh
you know i'll tell you a funny story about tonight's show so originally i invited um
i invited taylor self to be on tonight's show with uh john young and tyler watkins been tyler
watkins was on the first one i don't think he's been on one since so wanted to have him back on check in with them and then i realized that i should invite pedro the guy uh coffee uh the
coffee pods and wads dude and so i invited pedro and then he has to get up like at 2 30 in the
morning to do the show so he said fuck it i'll do it i'll get up early and i'm like oh that's
really cool you so then i text taylor and i said hey you can't come on the show this weekend and he
said fuck you I'm coming on
I never had anyone
do that before
so I'm like no dude there's five people's too
many and he's like nope
it's not I'll tell you I'm
coming on
and then Sousa texted
me he's like I kind of like that
I'm like, all right.
So there's five of us today.
It's going to be a mess.
The show's not good.
It's Taylor's fault.
Oh, Taylor's better than all those clowns.
Holy shit.
Philip Kelly.
Wow.
Aggressive, but okay.
So big show tonight.
And then let's see who's on tomorrow
oh and we're giving away the free tickets
if you go to Brandon Lecoq
B-R-A-N-D-O-N
Lecoq
his Instagram and drop into his DMs
and tell him why you want free tickets to the games
you can get free tickets to the games
let me see who's on tomorrow
oh tomorrow morning is Greg Glassman
7am then Sunday fuck man dude Sunday's busy Let me see who's on tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow morning is Greg Glassman.
7 a.m.
Then Sunday.
Fuck, man, dude.
Sunday's busy.
Oh, could we move Fisa Goffey up to 745?
No, she requested specifically that time.
That's why it's there.
I tried for that and it was no go. She said that it's going to be pushing her to get there at 8 after training as it is.
Dude.
This is the Instagram, by the way, folks.
Fucking Shelby Neal is a black girl.
That's so cool.
I just love life.
Emily DeRue, Rui, and then Fisa Goffey on Sunday.
Yep.
And then Sunday night is going to be a crazy show too that's just me and jr i'm scared a little bit and then monday is
uh mikhail wlosky does that need a translator that dude i don't think so no and then jake douglas the fucking man the myth the legend from australia
oh my god and monday night page powers i love page powers i had so much fun last time she was on
i'm not don't the only person i'm kind of nervous about is emily rolf i've never interviewed her
The only person I'm kind of nervous about is Emily Rolfe.
I've never interviewed her.
When does she... She's Tuesday.
Oh, yeah, in the evening.
Yeah.
But you got someone coming after her.
Who?
You have somebody coming in after her.
Emily Rolfe?
Yeah.
Oh, Jay Crouch.
Yeah.
Holy shit, that's a late night.
Yeah. Holy shit, that's a late night. Yeah.
Wednesday's good, too.
Luke Parker, Paige Smenza, James Sprague.
Someone wrote, she's stiff.
I don't know.
Dump Truck Hottie.
You know...
Emily, he's talking about that.
In my exchange with her, she wasn't very stiff.
She was pretty wily.
She was pretty fiery.
So, that made me happy.
Oh, great.
Stuntman Mike.
Emily's Canadian.
Make sure to ask her about Trudeau's socialism and COVID.
I'm going to try to avoid all of those.
Yeah, probably.
Probably leave that for another show.
Yeah.
Hey,
someone sent me an email. I want to
read this email to you.
I actually haven't read the whole
email yet. I was so excited
by it that I didn't even...
Oh, that's cool. It says,
random question.
Is Jeff Adler Jewish? If you don't know would you feel
comfortable contacting him to find out yeah fuck i ask him right jeff are you a jew very comfortable
i've often wondered who's the fittest jew on earth i assumed it's him based on his last name but i'd
love to get confirmation if possible many thanks and keep up the great work. My wife and I love your content.
Oh, I love your wife.
How would you, can you just look up the last name?
Is Adler Jewish? Adler Jew.
No, I mean, even if that is true,
that doesn't necessarily specifically mean him.
I think Adler Jew and just a ton of jewelry popped up.
Oh, Adler's. Oh, jewelry.
Not jewelry.
Jew.
Say that again.
You're saying even if Google says it's a Jewish last name.
Yeah, we got to go straight to him and ask, yeah.
He doesn't even know.
He doesn't know.
Adler is a surname of German origin, meaning eagle.
Is Adler a Jewish name?
There you go.
Adler is a German Jewish surname that is beginning to be used occasionally as a first
and is among the stylish new German names for boys.
Adler.
Adler.
Adler as a last name or Freud College
Alfred Adler, actress and influential
acting teacher Stella Adler.
Guns N' Roses drummer
Steve Adler.
Hmm.
Is the surname Adler always of Jewish origin?
Ah, here we go.
No, it's not.
Yeah, well, Sue's already told me that, so fuck you.
Yeah, yeah, now I Google.
There are many Germans named Adler who are not Jewish.
The same goes for Rosenberg.
Fuck you.
There's no non-Jew Rosenberg.
Please, please. That last one was-Jew Rosenbergs. Please. Please.
That last one was made up.
Oh, please. I should have read too far.
That's funny.
In an hour, I have the whole entire Hayward SWAT team
coming to work out at my gym.
No shit?
Yeah.
Are other people allowed or just them?
It's closed the gym for them?
I guess if somebody else wanted to,
but we're normally closed between 10 and noon anyways.
Like our last class is at 9 a.m. in the morning
and then there's a two-hour break.
I mean, we're open.
There's like personal training and some stuff going on.
So if somebody showed up during that time
and wanted to work out with them, they definitely could.
They're doing a Hero WOD, Hero WOD scooter
for somebody in there that was a gentleman,
a sergeant in their SWAT team that um
passed away during the line of duty died got killed during in the line of duty
is um is that a real hero wad scooter yeah are you bringing up on my insight
uh yeah uh scooter oh yeah here we go oh
so someone on the Hayward SWAT team passed away?
Yeah, this was a couple years back.
Did he die in the line of duty?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
It was a shooting, I think, during a traffic stop.
There was a gunfight, and he died in the line of duty.
This guy?
Oh, it's actually for him.
Scooter is the Hayward cop.
Correct. Oh, I didn't even
realize that. Holy shit. Yeah, man.
These are the guys that worked with them.
Served with them.
On 35 minute clock
with a partner, complete as many
rounds as possible in 30 minutes.
You're like
a real affiliate right you have SWAT team coming in doing the hero wad this is like it doesn't get
any more affiliate than that I always forget that you're just not I always just think that you're
just my guy yeah and also too guys it's not like the whole entire Hayward cops are there dummies
it's just the people that are part of this event. They still have plenty of people on staff,
and the SWAT team isn't called out.
No, every cop within 1,000 miles is there.
The purge will begin at 10 a.m.
Yeah, go, guys, go now.
And by the way, for the SWAT,
it's very particular in things that they're called out to,
and having got to met some of these guys,
it's funny because they're like,
yeah, sometimes you get the call, and you just got to go. you don't ever know what it is so oh fuck he was only 48
redhead yeah fuck that's cool hey what happens um uh someone from the hayward SWAT team is one
of your members or who calls you and yeah and they're like hey can i bring the SWAT team over
to do the workout and you're like yeah sure yeah pretty much that's pretty much how this is
their like uh third year doing it there um yeah we got some footage of it last year but i don't
know what ended up happening with that uh okay here we go this is very aggressive who cares who
cares if he's a jew isish? He is still a male.
That's probably true.
We don't have 100% confirmation on that, but 99%. I'm the fittest 54, 6.0.
What's a 6.0?
I'm the fittest 54, 6.0, raised in a logging town with a population of 1,229 people with one McDonald's on earth.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, it doesn't even – yeah, that's a good – I like that category.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
The fittest man alive With a 10 inch dong
With an elephant trunk swinging between his legs
Yes he is
The fittest
Alright
Oh look it we got a name for our group
Hmm oh look it we got a name for our group hmm which group there's like 50 of them
oh shit what is this
hmm
this is this year there will be
more opportunity for outside press and media
to cover the games.
Athletes should be prepared for this, and we ask that you be respectful and courteous to the media should you see them around.
No one needs to be respectful and courteous to me, by the way, at all.
In return, the media will be asked to be respectful and courteous so as not to interfere with the competition.
I will be beyond respectful and courteous.
No athlete needs to do anything concerning me.
If you just want to be like, hey, fuck off, get away, I'm like, I'm good.
Thank you for the clear.
I'm reading something from that.
Someone just sent me from some release that the athletes are getting from
CrossFit.
I mean,
I like it.
The CrossFit saying that,
but I just want all the athletes.
No,
I'm,
I'm good coaches.
Just,
I completely ego list there.
Think of me as like just a little chubby Buddha with a camera.
I want to chat about anything.
I'm there for you.
To glorify you.
To just make you look like you're amazing.
To show the world you are amazing.
I have a meeting at 2 o'clock.
Officially?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Cool.
About?
Meeting like this, you'll be forward-facing, yeah?
It's a Zoom meeting with something having to do with media.
You're so fucking corporate now, dude. I don't know. I have a Zoom meeting with something having to do with media. You're so fucking corporate now, dude.
I have a Zoom link.
I got an email.
It's on my calendar.
Okay, guys, we'll just give another five minutes
before we start here.
Does anybody want to share any news from the office
while we wait for Dan to arrive?
I will yell across the arena,
Seve, fuck you seve okay i'm totally down with it thank you
eric why is unbuyable my ass
you shall see my friend
You shall see, my friend.
I need just a giant dildo in here that says corporate on it.
Occasionally, I just put it in my mouth.
Okay, guys.
Well, that was a great huddle.
I think we got some real legs on the project here um if someone just wants to send over the meeting minutes we'll have those uh deliverables laid
out for you any departing news before we end here i got another zoom in five
oh i could use that line if this meeting goes long yes i'm not gonna say anything in the entire meeting though
are you gonna sit there i'm just gonna be quiet yeah are you gonna sit there
no i'm not gonna sit here you're gonna go to the other spot i think it's disrespectful to
the podcast to sit here in zoom meetings okay do you know what I mean? Yeah. This is like holy ground. If you're not like – I view the podcast as like how Mormons view the tabernacle.
Yeah, yeah.
Pull up a dick, but I have a hard stop at that.
What if I start the meeting like that?
Did you just mute your mic?
I'm low, man, on the totem pole in this meeting.
Struggling.
My wife just texted me and said,
Avi said I don't seem like myself when I'm on the podcast.
Like he called her out for being fake.
Oh, that's funny.
That's good shit.
Team, I'm excited.
Oh, shit. Look at Sean. team i'm excited oh shit look at sean look at sean hey that's good feet no way sevan won't interrupt someone in the meeting that's great feedback i'm gonna do my i'm gonna fucking try so i might superglue
i might epoxy my lips together I just wish I could be there.
Oh, what is this?
The Merton shirts are amazing.
Where are those?
I would assume on Travis's website.
Let's see hey you know um this photographer oh travis doing coffee wads and pod shirts now too
what a hoe how come my shit's not right how come my shit's not on the landing page but hillers is
how come my shit's not right how come my shit's not on the landing page but hillers is your shit's balled up and in the corner bro but burn the boats raise the tides whose is that
that's coffee wine that's pedros oh that's cool i don't like those colors but that's
fucking a great tagline oh you don't like the colors i like the colors
it's because you're more masculine than me. That's like the colors of his podcast. Oh, and I do like his logo for his podcast.
They sell shorts on Vindicate now?
Where are we at here?
Let's poke around.
Partner apparel?
I don't see any Colton Merton.
Maybe he's not doing it.
I don't know.
I'm just plugging Vindicate at this point.
Yeah, I don't like any Miami't miami stuff is stupid to me i got the unbroken one and
the pig one uh oh those are dope these camo ones yeah those are actually cool i do like those you
have a pair of these? No.
What the fuck?
But those should be the official CEO shorts.
Where's Colton's shit, though?
I kind of want to buy Colton's shit.
Hey, Travis, if you're making Colton's shit, you should send one to Dave Castro,
because he'll wear it or bring one and throw it to him.
He'll wear that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you want to know a secret,
if you're an affiliate owner,
bring that shit and throw it to Boz or Dave
or someone you want to wear it.
They'll honor that shit probably.
In years past, they have.
So he might not like it.
If Dave gets 20 shirts,
he'll start cycling through them.
Every hour, start changing his shirt.
Yeah, I remember he always used to do that.
It was cool.
Yeah, to pay homage to the affiliates or to to whatever i'm sure i bet you adrian does
the same thing i was the only selling shorts for 35 bucks that's a steal oh here he is here's
travis here we go uh hold on travis i i um i gotta get the phone hooked up again. The phone is such a mess.
I'm almost there, buddy.
I like it kind of here.
Okay, you're connected.
So are you doing the Colton Merton shirts?
And why isn't the CEO on your homepage?
Hey.
Hey, I mean, hi, how are you? Nice to have you figured out i can hear i can hear that hey i uh so colton's stuff was on pre-order
and i'm bringing the extras to the games oh so it's done you can't order colton shit anymore
uh we there's some sizing issues with the blank shirts it only comes in extra extra extra extra
small triple a couple fucking couple weeks okay because because the shirt manufacturers are
fucking up um but i will have the extras with me at the games. So we'll make sure Dave gets one.
Okay, bitchin'.
Yeah, Dave would throw...
Or if I'm there, you can give me one and I'll get it.
Make sure you get it for today.
Yes.
God, look at all these cool people you work with.
If you're not there.
You work with Hiller, me, Paper Street, Barbell Spin, Coffee Wads, and Paws.
Who's this one that looks like a video game devil
with hearts in its eyes?
Who's that?
Oh, that's Roderick.
That's a meme for time.
Oh, okay.
So remember during Wadapalooza,
the guy you called a ding-dong?
With the air?
Yeah.
He was working with spin.
Yeah, that's Roderick.
Yeah, I like that guy. Yeah, he's cool. That's Roderick. Yeah, I like that guy.
Yeah, he's cool. Why did I call him a ding-dong?
Because when he was
trying to get in the way, it looked like he was
blocking the view. But that was
by him and I.
And it was part of a bit.
Yeah, it was a bit.
Yes. Yeah, Roderick's a good dude.
I will have
all of your extra shirts, the set on gang shirts.
I will have those at the games also.
Oh, awesome.
The Harley ones.
Not Harley.
Are you going to sell those at the Paper Street Coffee booth?
Can you do that?
No.
So I didn't get a booth at the games.
I am part of Toastfacers tailgate event on
Friday, so I'll have a booth there
from 10 to 2.
They're doing a pop-up
event at Delta Beer Lab,
which is walking distance
from Alliance.
Okay.
You made
some... Watkins says
you made some shirts for him too is that for
his uh his fantasy app yes sir dude his fantasy app's killing it i was uh i saw on the text thread
this morning that um he's got over a thousand people signed up it's so good it's so easy to use
like if if people haven't signed up for it don't do it. What is it called again? No obligation. You go to Heat One.
Do they have a website?
I don't think he has a website yet.
Heat One.
You can just go into the app store or go on Tyler's Stories.
I think he has links to it also.
Heat One Fantasy app.
It's very cool.
Write away something from – what did you say?
Go where?
It's very cool.
Right away, something from... What did you say? Go where?
If you go in Tyler's stories on Instagram,
I think he has a link to it.
He did.
Yeah, it's very cool.
His Instagram is text or something, right?
Yeah, I'm bringing it up.
Yeah.
It should not be this hard.
I should be able to have it in his body.
Hey, I think we're having him... Tyler's on the podcast tonight but i think we're doing a specific podcast around his app where
we'll focus on his app the following week yeah that'll be next friday and here's the um instagram
you guys want to go check that out and you could download it right there there's a link in the bio
it's heat one for those of you listening the number one dot app app so heat one
dot app app uh instagram that's the handle to search and in case you're wondering i interviewed
all those athletes i've interviewed andrew hiller emily rolf lazar jukic jelly donut and colton
mertens and all the ones you could also see on here. Maybe not the same at court. I saw in the chat, somebody asked,
what's the status of the catcher in the interview?
Have you heard anything?
No, but I think she's just really busy,
but I think everything is...
We're in communication with the camp.
Yeah. Sure sure I think everything
I think everything is good
between
God I would
really like to have some sort of contact
with Laura Horvath before the games
did you hear back from Danny
the ender
no I didn't hear back from Danny? The ender?
No, I didn't hear back from Danny Spiegel.
Surprise.
But she won't be – I just want to make it – I don't know if you heard that thing, Travis, that I was reading.
I just want the athletes to know that if I do cross paths with them at the games,
that everything's cool.
No one should feel any obligation or audit.
I don't want to interfere with anyone's ability to perform
at their highest level.
No, not at all.
With the way Katja looked at semifinals,
she's focused as hell.
I want people to be able to
utilize me and use me for whatever work
I would be doing there if they want to. like there's no obligation but if you'd like to um be a part of
something that could possibly end up as the largest media project coming out of the 2022
crossfit games then i'm available hypothetically hypothetically yeah allegedly yeah allegedly yeah we don't need to
get in trouble i'm i'm more than open dude all i know is when you start that zoom meeting today i
want you to be very blunt with you know as the top media producer in crossfit yeah in the history
because yes yeah yeah i'm not gonna say nothing i really am not going to say anything. I'm going to be so quiet.
Oh, that's the shirt.
Wow, that's as good as
pink can look. Holy shit, that's gangster.
That pig is
nasty looking.
That is a good shirt. You designed that, Travis?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, unbroken or die.
I'll get you one. I'll get you some shorts too did
you listen to the shelby neal podcast uh i think so which one when was it you had so many fucking
shows she's the black girl i had on oh yeah this morning's amazing. God, she's amazing. How about shit? When she said she's black, how about she needs a shirt?
Oh yeah. How does she not have a shirt?
See, that's what, like, I don't understand why athletes aren't reaching out.
I mean, I do cause they're busy, but like you're bringing forward,
forward all these names that they're just kind of, they're busy but like you're bringing forward forward all these names that they're just kind
of they're out there but nobody really knows who they are these shows have been freaking amazing
yeah thanks thanks that's the point of them too by the way it's not it's not so that i can get
rich having some obscure fucking athlete on who fucking trains in north carolina yeah the whole
fucking point i heard the show like that and i'm cheering Yeah. The whole fucking point.
I heard the show like that and I'm cheering for her.
Yeah.
The whole fucking point is for that.
Yeah, exactly.
Thank you.
It's cool.
Yeah.
I'm having a blast too.
Hey, it's going to make the game so much more interesting for me personally now that I know so many of them.
Yeah.
Look at, she wrote back already.
Thanks for having me on.
I don't normally read people's text messages, but like what a class act that means like that means she had good good mom and dad someone raised you right
yeah dude that's i'm right or back dude you are the bomb that old man thing to say you are the
bomb yeah that's good you are bomb.com all right uh travis thanks for uh thanks for your cake go eat your cantaloupe now
yeah okay i am i gotta be at the skate park in 16 minutes all right um enjoy talk to you later
everyone thank you uh suza uh thank you for what you're doing it's your affiliate i really mean
that fucking awesome that you're doing a hero wad there today uh crossfit livermore will be honoring a scooter doing a hero wad and uh i'll be at the skate park
and then maybe we can talk uh more the rest of you i'll see you at uh 6 30 p.m pacific standard time
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