The Sevan Podcast - BREAKING NEWS CrossFit Games 2024
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BAM we're live!
Good evening everyone!
A quick one tonight.
A quick one, a quick one, a quick one.
I have been burdened by the...
I have been unburdened...
I'm reburdened.
Can we add unburdened by what has been to the intro music?
I'm reburdened by the...
I'm reburdened.
And now I'm burdening you.
Now I'm burdening by the, I'm re-burdened. I'm, I'm, I'm, and now I'm burdening you.
Now I'm burdening you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's a Saban Pocasso.
It's a Saban Pocasso.
Everybody's welcome.
Peace and love.
It's a Saban Pocasso.
Bam, we're live.
Every sport, every sport deserves a call-in show
where we debate, where we debate, we talk, we discuss, we weigh in.
The host yells at you.
I have like 30 or 45 minutes.
Maybe if you guys see Dave's day in review, let me know that it's come up.
And we'll review it.
Oh, what's the breaking news you ask?
What's the breaking news?
Oh, nothing. Oh, nothing, the breaking news you ask? What's the breaking news? Oh Nothing oh
Nothing, nothing, nothing. I will I will tell you some interesting things that I have going on more and more I'm getting
More and more confident as each minute goes by about my access, but this was just announced today August 3rd
2024 I do believe that is
Oh, that's the release of this. I'm guessing that the after party will actually be on August 11th. Join the
official after party of the 2024 CrossFit Games. Join the official after party of
the 2024 CrossFit Games at Billy Bob's, the world's largest honky-tonk located
in the historic stockyards of Fort Worth.
What are stockyards?
Is that where like cattle are bought and sold?
Join the official party at Billy Bob's,
world's largest, the world's largest honky tonk
located in the historic stockyards of Fort Worth.
Put on your cowboy boots and try your hand at line dancing. Ride a mechanical bullshoot, some pool, get down with the tracks spun by DJ Lucky Lou.
Lucky Lou's been around forever since the early days of Madison, I believe.
An internationally renowned DJ with current residencies at the hottest clubs in Los
Los Feminine Vegas. Here at the Country Music EDM mash mashup set he performed at EDC Las Vegas this year.
For over 43 years Billy Bob's has hosted the biggest stars in country music and classic rock from Alabama
To ZZ Top. Bring your MAGA hats. Billy Bob's been named country musics club of the year 12 times by the Academy of Country Music and Country Music Association.
If Caleb was here, he'd pull up some pictures of
the place. I guess I could do that. What's it called? Billy Bob's Honky Tonk? Honky Tonk Club?
What is it? Was that? Am I close? Billy Bob's Country Music Class of Rock. Billy Bob's Texas.
Billy Bob's Texas. Let me see if there are some pictures of this place. Let's Party! Lone Star Murder Mystery Dinner Show. Events and Activities.
Concerts, private events, dining, country club. I'd like to see inside the place.
Do they have images? Do they have gallery? Contact info? Newsletter?
Hotel partners? About? History?
Handprints? Live at Billy Bob's?
Maybe I'll go back and just put
images
Okay. Oh wow
All right, place is fat. They even have their own Wicca
Wikipedia Alright, place is fat. They even have their own wika, Wikipedia. Wow.
I'm guessing that there will be a section of Billy Bob's where the athletes can hide
from the rest of us peasants.
Billy Bob's is Texas, Billy Bob's Texas is a country music nightclub located in Fort
Worth stockyards. It promotes itself as the world's largest honky-tonk at 100,000
square feet, the size of 20 CrossFit gyms, of interior space and nearly 20 acres of
parking space. While looking for a location to fit their idea, the men
decided upon an abandoned 100,000 square foot department store.
It opened to the public in April 1st, 1981. It reopened in 1988 of October. It closed from January to October.
Mostly known for country music, the venue has also hosted acts such as Bob Hope and BB King, Myrtle Haggard...
Hmm. All right. Haggard bought $13,000 worth of drinks for everyone in the place one night. That doesn't sound like a big deal.
Anyway, there it is the outside of it
Old country buffet
Maybe I don't know the way I'm guessing it's gonna be I
haven't heard is I'm guessing there will be a VIP section that the athletes get and then there'll be maybe a
Crossfit section that Crossfitters get and then that'll be maybe a CrossFit section that CrossFitters get
and then that'll be like a section of the the party. I'm sure I'm guessing
there's limited seating so if you can if you can get tickets probably should get
a ticket now. Let me see let me see how much tickets are. Oh tickets are cheap. Twenty-five bucks.
So there's a button there if you go to the site.
I think there is an Instagram post also where you can get more details at the CrossFit Games
Instagram.
All right.
What else do we got?
Oh, I should also do this with a little house cleaning.
We got a James Hobart in the new announcement from Paper Street Coffee, their CrossFit Games promotion.
Huge news now until the end of the games. Our entire site is 30% off. You'd code games24.
Please share it with your friends.
Also, we have a brand new product. Coffee, no matter where you go. They got instant coffee now, like a tea bag.
Copyright strike. Is that going to get me? It's it's simple get some water put the coffee
Sack in the water boom your favorite coffee anywhere even on a mountain after crushing a workout or replaced by the way I do know also that soon the coffee prices will be going up at a paper street coffee
So you want to make any subscriptions you're going to make soon. Gabe said that the people who are already subscribers will get grandfathered in, I believe.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm 99% sure.
Seveon, will you ride the electric bull?
No.
No, no, no, no.
My flight, I think, is out at really early in the morning on Monday.
Seve, did you pack the red headphones? I sure did. I think is out at really early in the morning on Monday.
Seve, did you pack the red headphones?
I sure did.
They're falling apart.
I've had them for fucking 15 years.
So I packed an extra pair also.
Identical to these.
I'm gonna be wearing my green suspenders.
I don't know if it has been announced yet.
Let me see.
By the way, any topics you would like to talk about, feel free to call in.
Let me see if it has been announced.
Nope, I don't think it has been announced
All right
Well, I will let you know
That it's looking
very good
The rebecca fusile will be joining the sevan podcast team. She will be running the instagram the entire games week
Thursday friday saturday team. She will be running the Instagram the entire Games Week. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
It's going to be awesome.
I'm really stoked. It's really cool that she did it. If you don't follow Rebecca Fusile, if you don't know her work, go ahead and check her out over on Instagram.
A measly 389,000 followers.
It's quite a cantankerous group over there.
I don't know.
She's probably on TikTok and crushes TikTok.
I'm guessing she's even more popular over there.
Here's her most recent post. I'm a games athlete.
Affiliate owner.
Mega coach.
Cool chick.
Oh, oh. Uh oh.
Move, bitch. Get out the way.
Get out the way, bitch.
Get out the way.
Move.
Handling business like they do in Texas.
By the way, feel free to visit her gym.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say that.
But her, um, her gym, I think, is only 30 minutes from the venue.
I'm guessing there will 30 minutes from the venue.
I'm guessing there will be athletes hiding out there. I don't know that for a fact,
but they probably have a drop-in fee.
Go over there, support her.
Especially if you're there early, you'll catch her there.
She is addicted to the gym.
Her and Matt run that place.
I've heard nothing but great shit about it.
The team is coming together. Will Branstetter, Matt Souza, Rebecca Fusile,
Sevan Matocian, and I know what you're wondering. Will Patrick Rios be there?
The genius, the shooter, the slow-mo king. The editor that brought you to behind
the scenes last year. Now, Patrick, nine months ago, had some unprotected sex and it's led
to a bun, a baby in the oven, and his wife is due any day.
No, no Mariah.
Unfortunately, no Mariah.
Unfortunately, no Mariah.
No, not clickbait.
We already announced the party.
Get your tickets now.
Well, they're gonna be limited.
That thing is gonna sell out.
That's breaking news, I'm telling you. Unfortunately
Mariah won't be making it she's got her hands full too. She got a bunch of good
gigs, three kids, busy busy busy busy busy. Can we talk about the CrossFit
media chick that Hiller destroyed? No we cannot. Thank you for for asking Joel Soto love Becca
Gracie Walton what the fuck really are you kidding me
was it a DM Gracie Walton or was it a or was it a text message?
Oh, text me. My Aussie number doesn't work to America.
Sorry. Oh, how are we going to talk then?
I'm checking my WhatsApp. I see you're not.
Hey, Gracie, you want to do tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. Pacific Standard Time?
Where's Gracie, you want to do tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. Pacific Standard Time? Where's Gracie?
Gracie, call in the number. Let's work this out.
928-583-3903. Let's work this out right now.
I'd love to have you on. Tomorrow at 7 a.m. Slots wide open.
If you don't, all I'm going to do is just ass-pound Camela.
It's an ass-pound Camela show.
So, I would love to have you on instead.
Oh geez, oh geez.
Guys, everyone settle down, settle down.
Don't get my media pass taken from me.
Everyone settle, settle down.
Settle, everyone settle.
Tranquilo, as they say in the hood.
Tranquilo ese.
Ryan, got your tickets to the party?
All right, good.
I've been making a slight shift in my pick on who I think is going to win the games.
On the boys side. The girls is so evident. The girls choice is so easy. Right? Tia, Laura, Emma.
Emma Lawson. So easy.
And who knows? Maybe this will be Emma's year and she'll be Laura and Tia. Who knows?
I mean, she's going to's gonna she's the next greatest thing
He'll say we said want Sebi did you see Hiller's latest post no
But the men the men I was overlooking to Jeffrey Adler's
Post let me look at see what Hiller Hiller don't get me in trouble
Come on guys. Can we do the cat like soon as the games are over? We'll go hard
Can I just be let me be a sellout just for like, you know a week
Just for a week
Okay, here we go, Oh, okay, that's interesting. Okay, we can talk about that.
Wow.
Wow, holy shit. What a mess. What a mess. you guys want to talk about this radler let's just talk about this really quick since we go oh here we go
geez mr. Hiller hello hi how's it going good I was just looking at your post
granny from the block is that the chick that uh qualified from the games for the games while she was on suspension
Correct is she well is she just is she kicking and screaming like John Wooley
It's amazing
The kicking and screaming she's doing by the way Jeff Adler is gonna win the games
You're out of your mind dude Dude, I'm telling you.
What are you, Brian Fred?
I guess. Call me.
There's no reason to be mean, Andrew.
There's no reason to be vicious.
Don't be vicious.
Why, why, why are you assuming that's a mean thing?
Why couldn't you just call me John Young?
Because John Young doesn't think Jeff Adler is going to win.
Uh, yeah. Oh, did Brian Jeff Adler is going to win. Did Brian say Adler is going to win?
He did.
Yeah, I went over and looked at Adler's Instagram.
Man, smooth. He's smooth.
He's smooth.
What, he posted for the first time in a month and he liked it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fickle.
Granny from the Block.
Do you want to preface this with anything before I read it?
Go ahead, before I read this.
Uh, I don't believe I do, no.
Should we, do you know the backstory to it?
Yeah, go ahead. You give me the backstory. Even if I do, I want to hear it again. I want to hear the Andrew Hiller version.
This is kind of a Brian spin inside out Brian spin caught wind of or was sent or
Acquired the fact that this individual had tested positive in a separate sporting event made it known
To the CrossFit world and then CrossFit Games team executed on the facts that spin head presented
That's how I know it
Executed on the facts that spinhead presented. That's how I know it
Well, but but you don't know we don't know if CrossFit
From we don't know if CrossFit executed based on just what they got from him They probably saw what he posted and then investigated it further, correct?
Suppose so but it's kind of like if you see a car crash and there's alcohol in the car and it's all open it all over
The place you assume they were drunk driving. Let me be specific another organization tested this lady. She
Supposedly she popped they put her on a list and CrossFit
adheres to there's a
Anyone who's tested by certain organizations if you pop regardless of whatever activity you're doing even if it's underwater basket weaving they
Adhere to that popping what what's it called? They they acknowledge that you pop this board and
They and they suspend you but I'm guessing that they went over and looked at the list and saw this girl's name
and
Maybe and maybe even contacted the testing agency
And maybe and maybe even contacted the testing agency
Okay, you think they just fucking cruised over there using oh
Yep, she popped and that's it
Yeah, okay
Okay seems a little lazy I think CrossFit probably went a little further than that, but okay.
I agree to disagree. Okay. Because of a post on the barbell spin, this is from Granny from the Block, the lady who
masters athlete 50 to 55. She popped at some other weightlifting competition and then CrossFit found
out after they said that she could come to the Games and then they told her no she can't and she's in
The first person to post it was the barbell spin
Even before CrossFit got a wind of it
Because of a post on the barbell and this is granny from the block posted this because of a post on the barbell spin
By Brian spin I got disqualified for the CrossFit Games this year after being tested with another athlete in the same room
Which led to this fake result after a weightlifting competition in 2021 i was accused of having new substances which were not
allowed on the weightlifting championships i've looked up the side effects of those substances
so why did you but but that's not crossfit's problem she should have protested that with
that organization which part which part it's not crossfit's fault that that organization got it
wrong they just have to go with the list and what, right?
Yeah, absolutely.
It's not their fault.
It's not their fault at all.
She has to take that up with that weightlifting organization.
She should have got it cleared over there,
cleared her name over there.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
I've looked up the side effects of those substances
and I should have an irreversible low voice and big jaw,
more male features in my face.
To Brian Spinn, I hope you'll practice your trust thrusters
So you will be able to make some good reps instead of cheating on those no reps you did this year see video
Yeah, that was weird I saw that did you guys see the
Don't cringe very often when I cringed when I saw that she was coming after his quality of movement
After after he showed everybody that she was on forms of anti-drugs.
That's gotta be...
It was awesome.
Yeah, I hope that's a joke.
I hope she's joking and that's just like her trying to be funny.
I'm not sure if English is our first language, so I think it sounded even more ridiculous
than it was supposed to.
Everything at VNDK8.com is 20% off right now. Everything is 20% off. I don't know if that's true.
Okay.
To CrossFit, it would be better to do your work properly instead of just disqualifying an athlete because you heard something somewhere even after I
offered you to test me. No wonder you will never make it to the Olympic Games.
No wonder why you will never make it to the Olympic Games with such a pitiful way of working. So just so you know, granny from
the blog, who the fuck wants to make it to the Olympics? Listen, if you're wondering,
am I a real CrossFitter? Don't worry about whether you follow the even if you follow
all the rules that Hillers laid out that allow you to determine whether you're a CrossFitter uh the diet the using a stopwatch the intensity those things if you want the crossfit games to
go to the olympics you're just not a crossfitter you're douche that disqualifies you go to the
fucking olympics fuck the olympics you know do you know why i i think it was it was either dave or
don said within the past week why they can't be at the Olympics. Do you know why?
Yeah, because the name would have to be genericized.
Yes.
I think it was Don,
and I think Don even referenced the IF3.
You'll hear from my lawyer.
That he did that.
CrossFit, you will hear from my lawyer
about the money you owe me
if you don't send it by the end of the week.
What money? I don't know, by the end of the week. What money?
I don't like probably like a plane ticket or something or a new sports bra or
something she bought or something to the big boobs, big fake boobs.
Yeah, they're big.
A correlate to using steroids to the people who contacted me directly about
this case.
Thank you for your messages to those who only gossip behind my back. Fuck you you fake friends
Did you see the thing that keeping it real put up?
No, god this chick is fucking psycho
Hey, this is how this is so this
This is so illogical
This is so illogical sorry, I should have pulled this up while I read it.
Go ahead. What did Keeping It Real put up?
It was, he circled the part where she goes, fuck you. And then he goes to her parent bio
and there are references like Christ. And then he goes to a Bible verse and says, you're
supposed to love everybody and your friends like God would or something
And he just does and then he goes to her most recent post where she again
References the Bible and it's like dude
You are the biggest walking hypocrite on the face of the planet like you're telling everyone to go fuck themselves
And yet you're also a Christian like what?
Yeah, that once so so you're disqualified from being a Christian for your
Behavior for your venom and you're disqualified from being a crossfit or for wanting it to go to the games
Daniel Brandon writes fake results is crazy and Danielle knows crazy
She commented that yeah
Nice
Yeah. Nice.
Fake results.
What do you mean?
Is she referencing what she talking about, Danielle?
I think she's making fun of the girl.
Fake results is crazy.
Like hey, the fact that you're calling them fake results is crazy.
Here's the thing, Granny. You tested positive and I 100% believe you
that it wasn't your test,
but that's not CrossFit's responsibility.
At all, zero.
You needed to clear that up with that organization.
Are you a fucktard?
Are you fucktarded?
Dude, I also cannot believe you believe her.
I can accept that you believe her, but I can't believe it.
I don't believe it either. Just so you know, I don't believe it either.
Alright, you're just saying that.
What do you mean I'm just saying that? I just say everything.
Even if you believe her, you still don't think that it's crossfit's job
Yeah, it's so irrelevant whether she's positive or negative to crossfit or to us or to anyone
Like except for the organization that tested her. I mean she's this is fucking maddening. I know who she's voting for
Completely fucking third party completely illogical
Completely fucking illogical. Completely illogical.
This is crazy. This is crazy town banana pants shit.
Like I could see her saying...
Why doesn't she blast that organization that gave, put the results up that let CrossFit see them?
She should be going after them.
She needs to be smart to do that.
Yeah, Granny Milf, save your money for, uh, that you're going to use to sue CrossFit and see the organization that fucked you.
My goodness.
If you killed somebody in the United States and went to Europe, would they be pissed at you still?
Like, the Europeans, would they all use the same?
Legal system in some sort of way no probably not
Europe you can get away with anything like in Europe you can like in the Netherlands you can be a pedophilia is legal I think
So what if you're found out that you were an American serial killer does that
Fine the US doesn't care either just comes. As long as you come through the southern border. They don't like extra you or anything?
They could. There's something.
John Wayne Gacy is in Europe and he's like,
Oh God, we had John Wayne Gacy here.
We're sending him back.
Yeah.
The Netherlands is absolutely wild, by the way.
If you want to just see some just fucking crazy shit where pedophilia is a legitimate sexual practice,
look into the Netherlands. Fucking crazy.
Are there any countries that allow steroid use in their sports?
I guess we do, Strongman.
If there's sports?
Yeah.
What does that do in the enhanced games? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I guess you do, strong man. If there's sports, what does that do in the enhanced games?
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
I guess that's not a legal issue.
Pedophilia is a legal issue.
Anyway, I digress.
I want to get to Adler really quick
and fight with you a little bit about Adler.
This is disgusting, these barbell spin squats.
My God.
What's her name?
Granny?
Granny what?
Granny Smith?
It's some crazy foreign name.
Granny Smith.
No, Granny from the, Granny from, oh, Granny from the block.
Okay.
Does she, okay, she has spins.
Hey dude, the thing that pissed me off, I don't know if you can see it, but I'm not
sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. from the granny from oh granny from the block okay does she okay she has the
thing that pissed me off and I probably would not have made that most if she
would have just left her comment section open oh she's the biggest bitch in the
world for coming at spin like that and then turning off her own review comments
It really riled me up when I realized that
Irrationally angry I was
Fair enough that and that's very for someone who's on the ism scale. That's weird for you to get angry. I
Was like you cannot do this and then keep your comments close you pussy You broke the rules. Oh, here we go This is um, oh shit. She's got a crack. This is her most recent post. Let's listen to this
Oh
Who shall separate us? Oh, she's the the the Jesus talk must have fucked her up
Who shall separate us from the love of Christ shall?
Tribute love of Christ shall tribulation or distress or persecution or famine or nakedness or danger or sword.
I had a resident Christian of an affiliate today who was fighting for that for me and
they couldn't do it.
Mr. Spin, man, Mr. Spin is a big man.
I didn't realize he's so big.
Let's see his thruster.
Okay.
Not fair to judge his first one.
Maybe he's not warmed up.
Well, he should be.
Not fair to judge his second one,
cause he's my friend.
Not fair to judge his third one,
cause he's doing it on an uneven slope.
Okay, Spin, I've run out of-
The fourth one is on street parking.
Jesus Christ, he looks like my wife doing air squats.
My God, I gotta go in there and be like,
get lower for fuck's sake.
Yeah, Mr. Spin, you need to rack that up
a little bit higher under the chin.
No wonder his numbers, he always tells us his numbers
in the thread and he always has insane numbers.
No wonder, now I see why.
His lockout at the top-
It's a little shorter than it should be.
His lockout at the top is impressive.
Head through,
bar over the forearms.
Very nice at the top, very nice.
A plus at the top.
All right. Maybe you should have his lawyers talk to him about his squat while you're at it. Very nice. A plus at the top.
Maybe you should have his lawyers talk to him about his squat while you're at it.
Crying out loud. That would be the best thing she could do.
Is that what a straw man argument is?
I don't know what a straw man argument is. I'm looking for a photo where I can see her...
I know Tanner Shuck said it when he was debating Taylor and then I'm
like is what she's doing with spit here is this a straw man argument I just
don't get it is that a bad thing a strong man how do you know she has fake
boobs I'm looking for a boob shot it's her age and the firmness and then the aggressiveness to which her nipples poke out of her sports bra in certain pictures.
Damn. I just want to see. I just want to see.
And also, in her initial post, she goes, I would have way more masculine features.
It's like, bro, you got masculine features. Who are you trying to kid?
Oh, shit. Dr. Lee, oh oh she got her something done to her eyeballs
Yeah, that's called steroids
She had a surgeon take some, wow, I heard that's what Starlight did
What, steroids?
No, oh that is what Starlight did
She had some
Sperm boys? Oh, that is what starlight did She had some Served she had some surgery done where they take the fat out from your eyelid to make your eyeballs look more defined
Oh shit
Wow
Oh, man, why do people do that to themselves my god, this was a pretty lady my grandma did that
Just want to see the titties.
Oh yeah, those are, yeah, she got some hammers.
Those are nice.
Yeah, they're not real.
No, they're not.
I think they are.
I don't know.
I've never seen a boob that you don't like. No, they're not I think they are I
Don't know I never seen a boob that you don't like true fair fair
Fair enough. Have you ever seen a boob? You don't like I'm trying to think like a mall. I think I like them all
Have you ever touched a boob you don't like
Once I really don't want to talk about it I want you to talk about it I gotta know man what was it what was wrong about it I don't want to talk about it
was a man I can't I don't want to say anything negative ever about the female
body it's so fucking good that's so fun one time
I touch boobs they were like a little bit too hard to is weird to me because I
think they were real oh I've never I've never touched one that's too hard I'll
give you that yeah a Jeremy world have you ever touched a boob fair enough I
I just... That's an interesting...
Yeah.
I think that the
female human is
the greatest specimen
on planet Earth.
Okay, two more things before I go.
Did you see, there's
rumors coming that Dalin Pepper...
There's rumors coming out that Dalin Pepper
was doing the step ups with a step.
With a step, like a one two.
I saw that, yeah, I saw that.
With a one two.
Yeah, I saw that.
And could that be the reason?
So here's the thing, that could be the reason it's two steps up, two steps down.
Now, that could be the reason why Dave cropped the photo and wouldn't let us see
What Trista stepping up or stepping down stepping on or on to but I don't think that's it because I can't imagine they would
Have you step two steps backwards?
I can't imagine that
It would be so ridiculous that Dave would take away his opportunity
to make posts like that, right?
Like if it was that he would show it before before we heard the rumor?
If it's the two step thing, Tristan clearly is not doing it.
Okay, right.
Right. In the step up and her knee looks so close to her face,
it looks like it's a one high step up.
Yeah, I've seen that too.
That seems more likely.
OK, so you don't think Dowland's barking up the right tree.
I don't know why he's barking up that tree.
What did the post say? I wasn't a post,'s barking up that tree. What did the post say?
It wasn't a post, it was just something I- Story?
Yeah, I don't even know if it was a story.
It was just something I passed over my-
He's probably messing with everybody.
Passed over my desk.
My desk.
Okay, and then finally-
I bet that they gotta flip the pig.
They're gonna do the pig, and then they gotta like flip it every 100 or something.
God, I hope that's it. I hope that's it.
Jeffrey Adler. Now this is, this isn't correct.
Jeffrey Adler, push jerks 300.
I think it says for reps with the rogue Ohio bar.
I don't know if he, I don think I think that's a miscarriage
Characterization of what he's doing reps is you put it on pardon me
Why is it a mischaracterization because reps when you do if you're doing something for reps you're rewracking it to your collar
Your hands aren't ever coming off the bus
And so I mean it but but it's still crazy impressive
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Jeff Adler hit his stride in the shuttle to overhead event across three intervals of running a match or max jerks at 300 pounds
Adler showed off his strength nailing 19 reps
and winning the lifting segment.
But regardless, it's so impressive. It's so impressive.
I mean, I understand, but is that the way that it was scored?
I mean, I understand, but is that the way that was scored? Yes.
What do you mean by calling it how many reps?
Yeah, but it's.
Yeah.
But it says Jeff Adler, push jerks 300 pounds for reps.
F-O-R, reps.
It should just say Jeff Adler, push jerks 300 pounds for 19 reps. Jeff Ather repeatedly
push jerks 300 pounds. Either way whatever. Rogue. But either way it's
savage. Did they hire somebody from CrossFit to make that post? You had to let it you
John Young says you had to let it come back to rest on the blocks. Yeah fine I
mean I'm not whatever. I'm just saying that it's then it says you had to let it come back to rest on the blocks. Yeah, fine. I mean, I'm not, whatever.
I'm just saying that it's then it's not, it's not, it's a little, uh, it's a,
it's a, it's a little bit of a hyperbole.
No. Yeah. Hyperbole.
Hey, that event was so stupid.
I loved that event.
You, you love everything. I don't love.
Didn't you? I remember watching Haley Adams run in that and I was like wow
This is like she's different
When she runs she was like even go to the games that year. She was like a gazelle. Yeah, she was there
You'd run out yeah, yes, she was
You want one more time and you would have had me.
One, you were one away.
I messed up. I literally go too soon.
Yeah, you were one away.
Well, hey dude, everyone's predictions are all wrong this year.
Because they're forgetting that the games are different.
Because Dave's writing the games and Boss doing the teams.
Hey what I'm seeing is what I'm seeing is it's it's gonna so far it's just CrossFit.
Yeah dude that that that lift chipper thing that's amazing that's a great
workout. And if it is just CrossFit, Medaris is
going to be a handful. Absolutely, yeah and dude what Bosman never programmed anything like that I
Don't know if someone's gonna do it. I know it was all retarded shit that Bosman program
Yeah, I can't remember it was short and hard
The numbers were complicated and it's so good to have Dave back right in workouts like that. I can't remember
Bos' workouts except well the bag with the bag was good
Dude you can't remember him because they made no sense
The bag was good. Hey is Dave's week is Dave's day in review up yet
Yeah, oh no, it's not from today.
He had one today.
Or was it yesterday?
It was yesterday.
So he may have already...
He's remashing.
He may have already...
He may already have dropped the ball.
Hey, you were filming with Austin Hatfield?
Yeah. And then today you were filming with the great Shelby Neal?
Correct. Anything you want to share? How was that? Did you see any other athletes besides those two
who they were training with, etc., etc., etc.? I saw James Sprigg and Jack Harlow Wow, oh you saw far low. Did you talk to far low?
No, it's like a running joke that Frank who is Shelby's see another looks like like Jack
Harlow right but this guy today look like a veggie he looks like James Br Spring. Okay. Those are her were they training with her
Today they were yeah, she's kind of got a crowd of people she jumps in with or they jump in with her
Hey, she seemed very mature
on kill Taylor today
Yeah, what no no I'm not even worried about the show.
I'm just saying like she seemed steady and strong and just the little bit I gleaned from her.
She wasn't the little girl I interviewed, you know, a year ago after the games or whatever.
Like, like she's coming into her own.
Did you get that vibe from her?
She's coming into her own.
She's getting a little fucking, you know, a little swag
I know everybody will look at the women's hey, I realized this as I was doing an interview with her. I go hey
In your region the person who won was tia and then the women above you
Everyone's picking to be in the top 10 so Shelby finished fifth and above her were Emma,
Raptis, Danielle, and Tia. So those are all killers right and everyone thinks that those
individuals are all going to be in the top 10 and then yeah Shelby, Neil and everyone's
forgetting about her and she's like and she's a little bit fired up about that it's cool.
I'm going so okay let me put oh wow wow that is interesting.
Have you?
How many people have you heard anyone talk about Shelby Neal?
Not besides me.
There you go.
I love Shelby Neal. Tia Claire Toomey, Alexis Rapids, Emma Lawson,. I love Shelby Neal.
Tia Claire, Tumi, Alexis, Raptus, Emma Lawson,
Daniel, Brandon, Shelby, Neal.
Haley Adams.
Rook Wells, Paige Semenza.
Chloe, hey, and if these workouts are indicative
of what's coming at the Games,
if it's gonna be more CrossFit, that's a good sign.
Wow, she's an inch shorter than Maddie Sturt.
She's about a good sign. Wow. She's an inch shorter than a Maddie Sturt. She's five foot two.
Crazy. Did you meet any of her family, her mom or dad?
Yeah, both. Cool. Pumped. Supportive.
So they're very cool. Yeah. Her dad.
I talked to her dad more in the first half hour than I did Shelby I kind of like walked into the house and
We talked about the streaming platform that he uses to watch movies
Does he have a bit that sounds about right for you? Does he have a strong accent? Yeah
No, isn't he from Cuba isn't he from Cuba or something where's he from?
No, isn't he from Cuba?
Isn't he from Cuba or something? Where's he from?
Where what's that? I don't know what that is Cuba Cuba the island off of Florida Cuba
Cuba yeah, Cuba I
Don't know I don't think so
No, it's from somewhere. I think you should somewhere else. I just I just wouldn't be able to pronounce it or remember it if I did.
But clearly a foreigner.
Yes.
Okay, like if you met my dad, you know he's a foreigner.
Sebby the French pole vaulter lost gold
because his hog took the bar down.
I only watched that video about 300 times.
Is that true?
Yeah, it's great.
It's a great fucking clip.
God, it's so fucking
You're watching the Olympic song?
No, I watched it on Twitter. Someone sent it to me.
God, it's so funny.
You're still watching?
He's got just this
fucking giant dong
that gets caught on the
Damn, where is it?
I don't know who sent it to me.
Oh, is this it?
Do you ever see that clip from Pirates of the Caribbean?
It's like, you're the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
And he goes, but you have heard of me.
That's exactly what you just said about the Olympics.
I know I'm not watching them.
I can't support them.
But did you see that guy's dick?
Oh, his dick's great.
Yeah, I can't find it.
It's on Twitter.
His cock gets wrapped around.
Thank you.
Hey, there was a question in here from Jake Felton. Since we have you on, maybe you know. Is Haley and Josh
Murillo still Haley's coaches? I think when I had her on she was at Mayhem and
she and she was like... Alright I guess we'll find out soon enough. I assume one
of them, she seemed very close to Haley. Murillo, I'm assuming'll find out soon enough. I assume one of them she said she seemed very close to Haley Maria
I'm assuming Haley will be down there
Where their coaches pass
She just put up a day in the life that they have been she's been who knows the whole time oh
In the video
Yeah, and I know he runs camps over there. So when I was over there, I know like, Bill was around and doing workouts with Fugudo. So maybe it was like that. But it was a 30 minute video and she's eating. She's in our house in Cookville, I believe but are the Murillo's in the video?
No, I didn't hear him mention but I guess you don't have to mention them
I don't know. I don't know
This The spike now that Adler has the winners confidence. He'll win
He is too well-rounded the only person who may stand a chance with him is Roman.
I can't see Adler having to dig out of a hole like 2023.
Jake Felton, just bizarre to jump ship
and be at Mayhem, very odd thing.
I think you're kind of right, Jake,
just in the fact that she seemed to go there.
Like if she went there like two or three
weeks before I could understand maybe I don't know it's weird it's weird yeah it's weird it is two or
three weeks before no but I think she's been there but she's been there but she's been there for a
couple months hasn't she I don't know uh Rambler uh Hay drama-free mad Marv. She ain't drama-free. She said she wakes up and lays in bed watching tik-tok for hours
Built-in drama
Holy shit
hands something I don't have to say I don't hands lid do you diddling the man in the canoe either will not win he's basically the next Ben Smith he will win
once and that's it Jesus Ernie gone so I don't even think she went there after HGR CBD Athletics.
She was with them in the behind the scenes I saw. I saw a whole bunch of stuff with her and Josh and Haley there.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, right. At semifinals.
Yeah, I mean dude, she was happy as a clam when I talked to her on the phone that one time
and then when she was on the show.
I'm assuming, I'm guessing that probably they got some kid shit going on and
they couldn't go to mayhem with her or something and they'll be at the games.
I know they got a whole bunch, they got big shot clients they work with and they're out and out and whatnot.
You think that they were like had to deal with the Deadpool cast and they had to bail on Haley?
Wouldn't that be cool?
He looks phenomenal in that movie, Hugh Jackman.
Hugh Jackman.
Hey, how long is your drive today?
12 hours.
And how much further do you have to go till you get home?
10.
Woo.
Are you going to drive through the night?
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, thank you for calling, Andrew.
I'll give you a call.
Maybe we'll do, you want to do a show like in a couple hours?
I'm going to go have dinner with Greg right now and then I'll come back and maybe we'll
do a super late night show.
Hey, if you just want me to talk, I got nothing else going on.
All right, cool. I'll give you a call.
Regardless, I'll give you a call when I'm driving home from dinner.
Sweet.
All right. Love you, buddy. See you. Thanks for calling.
Bye.
Bye.
Andrew Hiller, helping me carry the show.
Excuse me.
Damn, he's a beast, dude. Excuse me. Damn.
He's a beast, dude.
That's old school.
So he drove to Hatfields, then spent a day there, then drove to Shelby
Neal spent a day there and now he's driving back to Chicago.
Or is it me and the boys say Shy Rack.
All right, guys.
Love you.
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