The Sevan Podcast - Civil Debates? | Live Call In

Episode Date: October 6, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Whoo I have no excuse I Was just completely Dilly-dally Seve seven out of late night, you know what I did I I did a show late last night good to see you Caleb. Good to see you I did a show late last night and then I Do you know the show Dexter yeah good show yeah, so I was talking to Hiller about Dexter and I was I saw I'd be like fuck it. I'm gonna watch all the Dexter's And I watched episode one it was I almost didn't make it through the first ten minutes
Starting point is 00:00:39 Yeah, what do you think I settled in and I liked it The killing part I don't like so much What'd you say? I settled in and I liked it. The killing part I don't like so much, but I like all the weird relationships he has with other people like his sister and his girlfriend and kind of like I kind of relate to his obliviousness to things. You know what I mean? Like he's pretending like to saw off his girlfriend's leg, but she thought he was hitting on her. Oh, yeah. things. You know what I mean? Like he's pretending like to saw off his girlfriend's leg, but she thought he was hitting on her.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, and he likes his girlfriend because she was raped. And so she doesn't want to have sex. So it's like the perfect girlfriend for him because he's not interested in having sex. Right. This is fucking awesome. Yeah, this is functional. Yeah. Who? Who is his sister a famous actress? Do you remember the show? I know it's so old his I restarted rewatching it You did start rewatching it. Yeah, I don't think she's that famous though. She looked familiar and
Starting point is 00:01:37 God I love his um, I only watched the episode one season one, but there's this black chick who is his boss Yeah, God, she gets my juices stirred. I just wanted to pounce on my wife I only watched the episode one season one, but there's this black chick who is his boss. Yep. God, she gets my juices stirred. I just wanted to pounce on my wife. I love her eyes. The way she looks at him, the way she looks at him gets me aroused. Like my, you know, like in the cartoons, when like you look at someone and you're stranded on a desert Island and they turn into a Turkey.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Yeah. You know what I'm talking? Have you ever seen that like on a Yosemite Sam and fucking Bugs Bunny will be trapped on a on an island and he looks at Bugs Bunny and he turns into a turkey like with like a fork and a knife like yep yeah I was watching the way she looks at him and I was just started like wanted to devour my No, she's not really in anything after that. The sister is a black lady. How about the black lady? The sister's not really in anything. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:02:32 What is it? I used to like her. Who is it? I just remember her last name, LaGuardia. Spider-Man and like the animated one. And then transform. Oh, interesting. Um, I also liked, um, uh, um, there was this chick, there was this show called facts of life.
Starting point is 00:02:58 It's probably before your time. It was girls who were like, I don't remember if they were adopted or if they were at like a boarding school. But I just remember being a little boy and liking the girl on that show, the black girl on that show to Trudy. I think it's because she had tits. Is that recall? She had big tits. And as a little kid, I was already like,
Starting point is 00:03:18 you see, let me see, is it was her name, Trudy Trudy? Facts of life? Tootie tootie. Oh, tootie. Oh, her name is Kim Fields. Dorothy Ramsey. We see. It's always the first chick in like middle school, high school who gets tits that everybody likes first. Yeah. They're like, oh, wow. Is Kim Fields the chick from Dexter? Is that the same chick?
Starting point is 00:03:49 No, no. Luna Lauren Beles is the one from Dexter. Oh, that would have been amazing. Okay, yeah, and 2D, Kim Fields does have big tits. Amazing. Huge. Wow. Yeah, I liked her. She was cool.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Hey, and what's the deal with the black cop, the handsome black buff cop who's just fucking riding Dexter's dick? He just hates Dexter. Yeah. He gets like later on in the series, they talk like he starts to just, well, I think in the next couple episodes, it starts developing where he just starts following him around. He thinks that he's just kind of sketchy. He's just kind of weird. Yeah. He thinks that there's something up with Dexter. And so he just, he's like the one guy that thinks that there's something off with him. Everybody else is like, Oh, I love Dexter. He's just so awkward and silly and weird.
Starting point is 00:04:49 And certain jokes is like. That guy. Oh, Kim Fields was in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Wow. Oh, man, she went through some tough looks. Kim Fields and wardrobe malfunction. Oh, I would like to see that. Where's that? I'm not spoiling it, Sarah. There's so much more They tried making a new series of Dexter like recently and I just couldn't get into it. It's not the same as the original. There's a new another one coming out in December, right? Oh, I don't know. Maybe maybe that's why everybody's hopping on the Dexter train again. Yeah, I saw December 13.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Another interesting I was asking Hiller about it yesterday. And he told me that there's a Dexter book. Oh, really? Yeah. That the book was the TV shows based on a book. Oh, we have today's workout already. For kill Taylor. Yeah, that was quick. Oh, this is gonna be a simple workout. The the sponsor this week's for kills Taylor is that guy Dane Donaldson who was on the show whose son needed
Starting point is 00:06:22 the kidney transplant. Dane Donaldson who was on the show whose son needed the kidney transplant. Dane Donaldson if you need any insurance in Ohio Pennsylvania or Michigan Dane Donaldson 440-268-0600 it's good to support CrossFitters. This is a really cool dude family man. So if you need car insurance, home insurance, P Diddy Insurance, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, 440-268-0600. Did we post the workout yet? Can I say the workout or no?
Starting point is 00:06:58 I don't think it's been posted yet. And I think we'll wait a couple hours. Well, you're gonna to need a rope. I'll tell you that. Oh, thank you. I just saw your text. Sure. Has anyone listened to the Bragg PFAA interview yet? Why we can't wait for Rogue and Mitch
Starting point is 00:07:28 Bragg from the PFAA? I Saw a I saw a good video on Instagram But it had a the music on it was gonna get us ding for sure But it was showing all the helicopters private helicopters flying into The disaster area. Have you seen that? No, but I've started seeing like Little stuff about it. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking cool. There were a dozen helicopters on the ground, fucking trucks pouring in as far as the eye can see 18 wheelers, tow trucks, box trucks, all carrying supplies.
Starting point is 00:08:16 I guess people are like, fuck FEMA. We're not waiting. Yeah, as they should. Yeah, they're not doing anything. Yeah, as they should. Yeah, they're not doing anything. Nobody's made any decisions to fucking help these people. In the government, this is why you never trust the government to fucking do anything for you. I have ever played that game where like someone asks you a question.
Starting point is 00:08:39 I do it with my kids sometimes like they'll ask me a question. They'll be like, hey, can I have some ice cream? And I'll be like hey can I have some ice cream and I'll be like no No, you can't but I nod my head and it's such it's such a weird thing to say the opposite of your body language It's so it's so it's it's such it's such a weird feeling and then I um Oh is this Oh shit, I don't have the clip Do I have the clip?
Starting point is 00:09:13 I saw this clip today Oh, I can't find it. Damn it. I thought I saw maybe it's on my phone still I saw this clip of kamala Saying that uh the people she's like, the people can trust me. The people can trust me. And she's shaking her head now. Wow. Yeah. And I'm like, holy fuck. You think she's doing that consciously or she that's just like a Freudian slip. Oh, I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. Here it goes. I'm gonna text it to us and then I'll pull it up It is so
Starting point is 00:09:54 It is so trippy I saw this clip this morning that kind of broke my heart too it was talking about equity and Kamala's all into equity and it's so it's so man our country is And Kamala's all into equity and it's so it's so man our country is If we have a president who believes the hoax of equity we are in big trouble Equity just means it's code for racism. I'm racist It's just code Okay, here we go check Check this out. Just you. Yes. Yes. I am not perfect, but I will.
Starting point is 00:10:32 So she got the two first, right? I can trust you and I'm not perfect. Now here we go. I'll tell you, I'm always going to put the needs of the people first. I'm always going to put people first. Right? I'm always going to put the knees of that was some serious body languaging. I'm always going to put you first. Always. Nope. Nope. I'm not. I'm not
Starting point is 00:10:54 going to do that. Nope. I'm lying right now. Yeah. Right. Okay. Cause I thought that seemed very, very God, I know liars that and when she was like, yeah Hmm Yes Yes I am not perfect What was that? But I will tell you i'm always gonna put the needs of the people first. I'm always gonna put people first always How about tim waltz's excuse for why he fucking got smoked by J.D. Vance?
Starting point is 00:11:27 Well, I'm just I'm just a knucklehead. Uh huh. Oh, shit. That's fucking crazy, dude. I'm just a knucklehead. Yeah, I know that was the point of the debate to show that We're all aware of that now Philip what's up, dude? You're on the same schedule that I'm on
Starting point is 00:12:01 FEMA ran out of FEMA ran out of money. Did you see Mayorkas talking? Head of Homeland Security? He's basically saying that they don't have enough money for this hurricane and that it's eminent that there's another one coming and they don't have money for that. Meanwhile, they spent, I can't tell what the exact number is. When I did the math myself, it was over $640 million. People are saying like $1.4 billion already on illegal aliens. Dude, it's crazy the money illegal aliens are getting. It's crazy. I did some research into it. Like, if you're an illegal what? For they get they get like a four thousand dollars for like housing and a thousand dollars for supplies Right when they come in the country It's nuts
Starting point is 00:13:01 It is it is it's it's we live in we're living in some sort of bizarro world Yeah, I mean I've seen numbers of up to twenty thousand dollars a Christine Young saying it's like nine I saw those ebt cards receipts from ebt cards were like illegals had like balances of like thirteen thousand dollars thirteen thousand four hundred ninety dollars on their ebt cards I like balances of like $13,000, $13,490 on their EBT cards. I guess they get these cards and they get these cards and they're like Visa cards and they have money on them and then they can use them for food. You know that thing must be a huge scam too. I don't know who runs the EBT cards, what private companies are involved in that, but you know like what happens to the people who lose their EBT cards, who gets the balances. You know people aren't using what happens to the people who lose their ebt cards who gets the balances
Starting point is 00:13:45 you know people aren't using them down to the last dollar the whole thing must be a scam you know someone's getting a percentage of every purchase right they use the ebt card and someone's getting three percent of that the same way visa gets three percent of your money the whole thing must be just a giant fucking scam. Yeah, that's insane. We are in a weird weird spot. I have something really horrible to show you guys. I don't know if I should show it in the beginning of the show or the end of the show. I don't know where I should insert it. It's horrible It's really really horrible hold on I'm connecting I'm connecting you I'm connecting you I'm back to my shitty road caster Hey caller hey, hey, what's up, dude?
Starting point is 00:14:45 I don't know if you can hear me. You sound great. Oh, there you go. Awesome. This is non coffee related, but you were talking about the EBT cards. Oh yeah. Hold on. Let me take a sip of my paper. Let me take a sip of my paper street coffee.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Well, you know you do right? So this happens in the I'm sure Jeff Rose knows about this. A lot of people from like inner city know. So you get an EBT card, right? Hold on. Let me read this really quick. Hold on. Hold on one second.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Based on their use rate of welfare programs, we estimate that illegal immigrants have already received 42 billion in benefits or about 4% of the total cost of cash. Medicaid food and housing programs examined in our study. However, this is only a rough approximate due to limitations of data. 42 billion. Okay, go ahead. This is from the budget house website.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Insane. So let's say I get an EBT card that's $100, right? Yeah. Caleb owns a bodega. Yeah. I go to Caleb, he's my homeboy. What up Caleb? Let me get an $8. Right. He charges the EBG card, $100. He receives $100 as a store and he pockets $20
Starting point is 00:15:59 and he gives me 80. Oh shit. Oh, of course. This is 1000% worse. And of course. Why didn't I think of that? Of course. Exactly. I can't remember. There were some scams where I would do that as a kid too. I can't remember what it is, but I remember there was something I had figured out a way to get cash for something. Not big amounts like that. I'm trying to remember what it was.
Starting point is 00:16:24 But as a little kid, I figured that. I'm trying to remember what it was. But as a little kid, I figured that out. You could do something and get money. So with cans or God damn, of course they're doing that, dude. I mean, this has been going on for decades. Yeah. Wow. Um, so yeah, they're like, Oh, people can only use it for, for food. Like, uh, not so men was right. Cause for food. Like, uh, muscle man was right.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Cause every single bodega, every single convenience store now takes EBT cards. So, you know, you, you cozy up with, with your homeboy, keep pockets, 20 gives you 80, I think it's actually a lot worse than that, but that's fucking number one scam when it comes to that and hey granted like my family was on it when i was younger but you know hey here's what happened here's another thing i heard i heard some crazy stat like uh 40 of the ebt money is used on um soda some some crazy something crazy like that which means that the US government is subsidizing the soda industry It's not even just soda right it's like everything so you have let's say Nestle that owns
Starting point is 00:17:34 fucking so many things right so when you have When you get EBT cards you also get I don't know if this this isn't the same case now You also get every month you get a bunch of groceries and all those groceries are just crap just everything like soda juice cereal depending on like how many kids you have yep how many kids you have and all that obviously oh yeah we're doing good we're doing good but you're just pumping money into the places where it's not like look at Hiller's video about, you know,
Starting point is 00:18:05 the people on caloric deficits, eating nothing but fast food. Like we had that misconception of like, oh yeah, this is, this is healthy because I'm on caloric deficits. And no, but you're still getting fed garbage. So it's yeah, it's it's it's a huge racket. And again, it's there's people that do 1000 percent need it. But there's also people that 1000% take advantage of the fact that this is the system and this is what's what's happening, both the government subsidizing all these soda companies and
Starting point is 00:18:37 all these other big companies and also the people that that are getting I mean, sure, if you can finagle your way to getting extra money for free 1000%, you're going to do it. Yeah. Yeah. So just picture the people that have $13,000 on their EBT. Like, yeah, cool. Maybe they're getting $10,000 cash and someone else is getting the $3,000. But that's it's not just, oh, they're using it for food. No, no, no. This is they're using it for a bunch of other things.
Starting point is 00:19:04 You'll use it for drugs. go to your bodega you'll Put $50 on an EBT card and you'll get a dime bag. Hey, your parents were immigrants Yeah, yeah my dad mom and dad's from Puerto Rico and mom's from Ecuador. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah, we were we were poor poor it was it was fun. Oh, obviously we were did you know as a kid You did you know as a kid you were poor. I didn't know as a kid. I was poor Uh, I mean, I'm told me after yeah In hindsight, yeah, you you you know with with everything that's going on you realize but I mean at the time You know like I was having I was having peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for breakfast lunch and dinner
Starting point is 00:19:44 And my mom's like you didn't know and I'm like, uh-huh. I thought you were cool shit No, you don't you at that age you don't know it's a lot different now like now You know because you're connected to everything so kids not even think it might be very very different Yeah, but no didn't didn't know and you know fucking parents were hard-working and got us out of that and now fucking look where we are but at the same time you're you're always going to have the people that are going to try to get one over on the system and the system itself is getting one over on the taxpayers like you you saw what i sent you about the 200 and what is 250 dollars are charging extra now for registration on all electric vehicles in New Jersey and they're doing the same thing in California.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Oh shit really? Yeah I already pay 175 dollars a year just to register my car to be able to drive in New Jersey right and my next registration add one seven so you got one 75 at $250 to that. And then every year it accrues. So every year it adds another, why are they charging electric cars? Why are they charging electric cars more for reg? Well, because they don't take advantage of the gas tax that you have. Right. So if I'm right now, I'm driving the paper street mobile.
Starting point is 00:21:00 It's a 2019 Nissan rogue. I go, I pump gas. The government gets a percentage of that tax. Right, right. Because I'm pumping gas. Yeah, in California it's like 90 cents a gallon. Quote unquote.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Yeah. For the roads, right, quote unquote. Now, an electric vehicle doesn't do that. So I don't go to the gas station and pump, right? Wow. Yeah. So they choose to go on to buying electric cars and then now they're just gonna tax them. station pump, right? Wow. To buy an electric cars and then now they're just going to tax them.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Yeah. Don't you, doesn't California need to be all electric cars by whatever? Yeah. 2030. Same thing with New Jersey. Yeah. Same thing with New Jersey. So it's that, that's what I'm saying. Hey, like, and who, who are the types of people in New Jersey that own electric
Starting point is 00:21:41 vehicles, you don't see an electric vehicle in the hood, right? You see people that are that are well off that are investing in other people like I paid a landscaper. Now I have to rethink like, do I really want to pay a landscaper? I'll just do it myself. Right, right. That was one of the fun. I lost my job at CrossFit. The first thing I did was I got rid of a nanny and I cut my landscaper down in half. Exactly. Now, two Mexican families. Yeah, two Mexican families. That are that are hard working and aren't the people that everyone thinks, oh, they're the ones that are taking advantage of the system. So no, these guys are working their asses off.
Starting point is 00:22:20 So that's, you know, everything you got to be careful especially now I Definitely now realize like shit. I need to start Investing some time into what's happening in my government because now they're starting to slowly creep in To my personal life in California you pay sixty cents to the state 18 to the federal and and 10 for local. So you 78, let's say just say 80, 10%, 90. You pay 90 cents for every gallon of gas. In California you buy goes to tax, goes to government. 90 cents.
Starting point is 00:23:02 That's crazy. That's crazy. And then you expect them to get everything clean, keep everything organized, make sure that... For diesel, it's a dollar fourteen. There's an additional twenty-four cents for diesel. A dollar forty. I know that's crazy. Well, that's your government. That's the people are choosing the people that are making those decisions. Wow. So as much as, as much as, you know, you can live off the grid, you could do off that, like they're going to come and get theirs. They're the biggest racket. Illinois is a second to California, then Pennsylvania, the lowest gas tax are
Starting point is 00:23:36 levying in Alaska at a nine cents a gallon, then Mississippi, then Hawaii. I mean, Jersey just, I think in the past five years, just introduced that tax. It's like now you're looking at all the policies, you're like, oh wait, they knew this was going to happen. So introduce the gas tax, make people get more electric cars, hybrid vehicles, all this stuff. And it's like, no, no, no, we're still getting ours. It just went up two cents in California a couple months ago and I asked I talked to my dad about it and my dad's like
Starting point is 00:24:08 What's the big deal it's only two cents how does that affect you and I'm like, yep, that's the thought that's That's the thought process just two cents at a time Fucking nuts, dude We're in it we're in it for the long haul. I'm glad that this whole port thing stopped and they reached some type of agreement. Because we were in desperate need of some coffee that was coming in. We were gonna be screwed if it got delayed. I'm glad you got it. I wanted to give you a little insight on how all that EBT and all that thing kind
Starting point is 00:24:45 of works on the street level. Awesome. Well, thank you. That's good insight. Not that I ever did it. Not that I ever did it. No, of course not. Never.
Starting point is 00:24:55 I'll talk to you guys. Okay. Bye. Bye. Wow. I wonder if Baskin-Robbins accepts EBT. You probably all do, right? The port situation.
Starting point is 00:25:11 That's just a temporary agreement. Did they get a 62% raise? What happened? I don't think so. I think that's what they're asking for. Like a 77 some like. Insane raise. I remember when a stamp was 32 cents, how much are they now? I remember when they were 10 cents, I want to say. There's 73 cents. Oh, today's Andrew's birthday.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Happy birthday, Andrew. Happy birthday, Andrew. They could take a double dose of testosterone today. Merry Christmas. I mean, happy birthday. ILA wages will increase 61.5% over six years under the tentative agreement. All right. So a 10% increase a year ish. I don't understand they're against automation, but you can't stop automation.
Starting point is 00:26:26 I, yeah, I think, I don't remember exactly, but you can't stop automation Yeah, I think I don't remember exactly but I think that the shipping companies were making like an exponential amount of money and not giving any Like incentives for dock workers and stuff to start to make more money or something like that I don't know what that how much does it cost to the, uh, how much does it cost to mail letter? How much did it cost to mail a letter in 1947? It was, it was 3 cents in 1947. In 1976, it was 13 cents.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Oh yeah. I think I kind of remember 13 cents. They went from 13 cents to 15 cents in 1978. And they stayed that way until 1980. Oh, U S domestic, uh, letter rates. 15 cents in 1978 and they stayed that way until 1980. Oh, U.S. domestic letter rates. 1845, it cost five cents to go 300 miles, two cents to go under 300 miles. Oh, in 1851 it dropped down to one cent for 3,000 miles. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:36 And there were sealed and unsealed costs. If it was unsealed, it was cheaper. I don't understand that. I don't know that either. In 1852, it was one cent for everything. They just lowered the price. It was one cent for everything. Oh, it stayed at three cents until 1958. So for a hundred years it stayed at three cents basically or under? 3 cents to 4 cents to 5 cents to 6 cents like every 5 years. 1971 it was 8 cents, 1974 it was 10 cents. Let me see what it is now. Oh now it's 73 cents to mail a letter.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Holy shit, I had no idea. Yeah, I got to mail a letter to my grandma once a month. And 73 cents. I think my um, I Think my mom has like these stamps called forever stamps like she bought him like 10 years ago She has a million of them. They're just good forever. Yeah, like whatever price you bought them for then they just stay that way Well, I think we'll stay for it's a US flag and just says forever on it. Every time I go by stamps, they ask if I want a specific kind or if I just want whatever they need to get rid of. And I always just get those ones and it ends up just being a
Starting point is 00:28:54 bunch of Christmas stamps. Do you want a specific one? Wonder if people still collect stamps. I remember that was the thing. Yeah. So basically since 1999, it was 19 in 2002, it was 37 cents and it's basically doubled in 22 years. 100%. I thought this was a good example of an idea of how people on the right and left are different. So this is a lady talking about the hurricane. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:29:43 This is a lady talking about the hurricane. Here we go. So when I seen the hurricane hit North Tennessee, the first thing I thought was, damn, there goes some racists. There we go, we got some gone. And then I just seen this video that like the area it hit is like sundown town after sundown town after sundown town, and they're just completely flattened and gone.
Starting point is 00:30:02 And I was like, God's work, God's work. and I know people are gonna be like oh my god Shannon that's terrible people are dying like you're so fucking inconsiderate and ignorant I watched a video earlier this year of a woman standing in her kitchen is shot to death so people die every day I got told people die every day so people die every day. I got told people die every day. So people die every day. So no one on the right would be like something no one on the right would be like, hey, this has to be banned. Right. No one on the right would be like, this is hate speech. They might be like, fuck, this bitch is a cunt or fuck. She's ignorant or fuck. She's stupid. But no one would say she should be banned
Starting point is 00:30:46 Right right But if you were like if you were like If you were if you're living in England now, and you said I bet you if you posted on social media Those gauze and kids deserve to die Because they were raised to hate Jews, I bet you your shit would get all fucking twisted up I bet you the police would come to your house This is this is this is the kind of speech they want to This is the kind of speech that they want to outlaw
Starting point is 00:31:22 But you'll never see anyone on the right say that Ever, ever, ever. David Weed, well, she ain't lying. What's the sun downtown? I don't know. What is? I don't know. It's crazy because that's how we're raised in California, because we don't know anyone from the South and we think they're all racist. And then finally, if you're lucky enough and you get to travel out of California, you go
Starting point is 00:32:03 to a bar in Texas and you see it's mixed, or you go to a bar in Texas and you see it's mixed or you go to a bar in Tennessee and you see it's mixed whereas in California it's not mixed at all we're not racist at all but all our clubs and everything is just completely segregated black clubs white clubs. Floods are in the Bible so if anything this should be a sign that God's coming back. More heral, my heart goes out to them because I could not imagine drowning in water. If I can't touch the bottom, I'm not going for it. So that has to be the worst way to go. But I do believe in God's work.
Starting point is 00:32:39 I just want to acknowledge the words that I spoke were spoken incorrectly and too soon. I did not intend for this post to be twisted and twisted. Oh, yes. It's pretty obvious what you're saying there. Twisted. Turned into what it has in my personal life. Anytime I'm going through something, I use dark humor. I'm sorry I'm so sorry like my heart goes out to all these victims It is so insane to me the way my words have been twisted twisted
Starting point is 00:33:16 twisted twisted Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Sun downtown relating back to decades ago with Native Americans, indios, you mean the children of God? Indios? That's right. They're indios. By the way, I did looked at it yesterday. I showed that there wasn't there were there was no word. Indian Uh india was not india when columbus came to the uh united states. It was hindustan. There was no india Um sundown town is relating back to decades ago dealing with native americans. She needs to come to 2024 and show her unfiltered face I was gonna say what's it or her lips all fucked up with her Ladies when you get your lips that puffy it it starts to look like you have a mustache Like there becomes like this shadow on top and I start to see a mustache. It's weird Can you imagine when she sneezes just the snot bubbles that come out of those holes Where her piercings are.
Starting point is 00:34:49 I didn't notice she had any. On either side of her nose or like through the nose. Do pumpkin spice lattes have anything bad in them? Only 50 grams of sugar for a grande. I had a scoop of ice cream the other day. I can't remember the last time I had a scoop of ice cream. I slept horrible and I got a raging headache. Wild, huh?
Starting point is 00:35:24 It's weird how that works. I used to eat a little pint of ice cream every night before I went to bed. Now I had fucking one scoop of fucking ice cream when I was in Newport beach for Avi's birthday and I got a fucking headache and I fucking I couldn't sleep. Yeah. I had some pizza last night and I did same thing. I woke up at like midnight. Couldn't sleep. Didn't feel good. Did not feel good.
Starting point is 00:35:44 I didn't feel good. I didn't feel good. I didn't feel good. I didn't feel good. I didn't feel good. I didn't feel good. I did the same thing. I woke up at like midnight. Couldn't sleep. Didn't feel good? Did not feel good whatsoever. Yes, you're young and you're young and strong like bull. I love mint ice cream because then you don't have to brush your teeth that night. Oh, is that how that works?
Starting point is 00:36:00 Waste of calories to drink that. Yeah, probably You need to eat more ice cream you'll get over that yeah, I know I was thinking that too I Thought that too yeah that checks out if you just do more of something they'll get used to it Yeah, if you were to say that, if you were to say that, and you were on the, if someone on the right were to say something like that, they would want to ban that. That would be, first of all, that would be shadow banned
Starting point is 00:36:39 if you said that shit about the wrong people. But it's totally okay to say that about white people. We're in a full blown war against white people in this country. There's a there's a president who's running on the premise that white people should get less named Kamala Harris. That is pretty wild. Unless unless you're a white tranny or, or, or gay. Hey, underprivileged. There's this, there's, there's this, there's this, I keep seeing this on Instagram where they walk up to people and they go, were you better four years ago when Trump was in office or when Kamala was in office?
Starting point is 00:37:28 And for some reason that just rubs me so wrong. Because I'm not voting for Trump. And I get it. I guess the stupid people have to be drug-along no matter what. So you just get them any way you can, you know? Like, hey, look it, I'll give you an Oreo. It's basically like, I'll give you an Oreo. Did you get more Oreo cookies when Trump was in office
Starting point is 00:37:49 or when Biden was in office? They're like, more Oreo cookie when Trump in office. Me vote Trump. It's a pretty simple way to look at it. Yeah, but I'm not voting for fucking Trump because things were fucking better. For me, it's just it's all values. I don't care. The other shit I don't even I don't even care about the other shit.
Starting point is 00:38:13 It doesn't even affect me. Like it doesn't affect Greg. Doesn't it doesn't affect like that doesn't even affect me. I don't I don't know the difference. I don't know. I don't feel the difference. I don't know the difference. I don't know I don't feel the difference I don't feel the difference. I mean I see it. I mean when I go to the grocery store I see how expensive everything is but I don't feel that difference For me, it's just all values. I Wish it was it worked for Reagan. That's why it's being used
Starting point is 00:38:49 It's just like it do when I it's just like hey, what about just your values? I guess I used to not have values. So maybe maybe 20 years ago. I would have That would have worked on me. I Guess I guess when I cared how much gas cost, that would have worked on me. My kids think I'm poor because you're a very rich man. Yeah, my kids think I'm poor. My kids think we're poor. Why?
Starting point is 00:39:17 Why do they think that? Because I don't have a McClain. Because you don't go to work? Yeah, well, again, because I don't. Well, yesterday, when I did the potty training, I was doing a potty training. I was doing a potty training. I was doing a potty training. I was doing a potty training. I was doing a potty training. I was doing a potty training. I was doing a potty training. I was doing a McClant. Cause you don't go to work?
Starting point is 00:39:25 Yeah. Well, again, cause I don't, well yesterday, um, I, when I did the podcast at night, my son Joseph's like, Hey, hang out with me. I'm like, dude, I just hung out with you for three hours in the garage. We partied in the garage last night working out. And I go, I have to do a podcast. And he goes, why? I'm like, cause that's how I make money.
Starting point is 00:39:42 And he goes, how much do you make? And I said a hundred dollars. And so he goes, why? I'm like, because that's how I make money. And he goes, how much do you make? And I said, $100. And so he goes, so you make 300. And I go, so I do a podcast every single day, because I make $100 for podcasts. And he goes, oh, so you make $365 a year? And I said, no. I said, that would be if I made $1 a day.
Starting point is 00:39:59 So then he's seven. So then he does the math in his head. He's like, oh, you make $36,500 a year. I'm like, uh-huh Then he thought I was rich And he thought I was rich Couldn't even live with that kind of money these days. Did you hear the story about the mclaren? No, I didn't
Starting point is 00:40:22 We're walking to newport beach and we see a mclaren the the the the the the the the the the
Starting point is 00:40:59 the the the the Hey Cory, what's up dude? What's up, brother? Long time no talk. I'm excited for this upcoming and I'm a you're gonna be at crash crucible, right Caleb? I'll be there for a little bit. Yeah, he's just there for a day to sign autographs and leaving We were only flying Caleb in one day. I'm there to move things for JR and Hold a camera maybe and put things up that are too high on the wall for other people to read. That's right Yep, exactly like you did leave your grips at the top of the rope or whatever bullshit they do in CrossFit. I'll do it All right. Hell yeah. Well, I'll see you there. You're going my dog. Yeah, I'm in North Carolina. Oh, that's cool
Starting point is 00:41:39 Yes, I'm about five hours away so me and my daughter are gonna do a dad or weekend and Yeah, so I'm about five hours away. So me and my daughter are going to do a day or weekend and Go out there and hang out for the weekend and sponsoring one of the events. So oh, I'm gonna try to Yeah, i'm gonna try to put up a table and get my five-year-old daughter to sell some shit Hell, yeah, that's bitching Yeah, so it'll be it's been a long time too. I last event I went to was fucking regionals 2018 or something like that or sanctionals whatever they called them so this it'll be it'll be fun I'm
Starting point is 00:42:12 excited that's awesome all right that's really cool I hope people donate a lot of money to the show during crash crucible it's fucking expensive I think it's gonna cost the sebon podcast 10 grand fly everyone out there all that shit hotel house Caleb's like where's my car? You're driving your drive Pitched in a little bit. Oh good. Well, I'm sure it's gonna cause JR even more I'm sure it caused JR fucking 40 grand or 50 million to put that fucking thing on Can't imagine and I'm sure he probably buys new equipment before the yeah people haven't seen before. Yeah it's gonna be a dope event. I'm trying to get him on uh
Starting point is 00:42:53 either tomorrow morning or Monday morning to talk about. I think actually I have two shows scheduled with JR. I think I have one scheduled Sunday tomorrow morning and then Monday Taylor is going to be out of town so I'm going to do shut up and scribble with JR. I'm kind of excited I've never done that show. Yeah that'll be bad and also so I've got you know that class where I do consulting with my students because I'm an actual teacher that's my day job. So I'm gonna deliver I'm surprising you and Taylor and I got all my students to do little small consulting projects for all the pieces that Sevan and Shut Up and Scribble. So Crash is getting the package.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Sentinel is getting the package. I've got one for Matutean, one for the podcast. It's going to be cool to hand it to Taylor and JR and person and whether they like it or not it's a different story. Oh dude everyone is gonna be so appreciative it's so fucking cool you're doing that. Yeah I don't know if you're gonna like it they my students think you're a little crazy but at least you got some shit for free. Awesome. What do they think is what do they think is crazy about me? They think you're a
Starting point is 00:44:10 CrossFit podcast that leans far right That you tend to say things that hurt people's feelings. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. Hey, that's hey, they sound like an indoctrinated students to me Yep, they they are They they have they have feelings a crowd of people is running towards a cliff and They can't see over the edge and they're running full speed at it. Do you say guys you should stop? There's a cliff up ahead or do you yell? Hey motherfucker stop running Yeah You sayuckers stop running yeah you say hey motherfuckers stop running but just remember we all see that light at different ages right and you cross fit to 30 34 that's true I didn't and and
Starting point is 00:44:59 not only that like I didn't see that like those feelings are my own my own fucking insecurity and my own like That's just me giving my power and my control away to other people. So Yeah, it's just taking them some time Hopefully I'm that first dose of medicine and now that half of the class is fired to watch a few episodes of your podcast Don't fucking molest the kids all pedophiles should be put into a rocket and shot to fucking Pluto. With ample and water to survive. If they're listening to this, you just hear the shit out of them.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Yeah. I hope I didn't hurt any pedophiles' feelings. No. Love y'all. I'll see you next weekend, whoever's gonna be there. And I'm sort of Jiu-Jitsu. I'm about to go do my training right now. So awesome. You don't take care. Remember working out will make you more right wing Exactly. All right. All right. Bye We live in a society where we trade these pieces of paper that we've given. We've all agreed upon this, we've all agreed upon the value of this paper.
Starting point is 00:46:14 It's called the dollar. And although it has no inherent value in it, we've all agreed that like, I can go to the store with my stack of paper and I can give it to the guy behind the cashier and he gives me a cantaloupe. And I'm sorry if that hurts anyone's feelings to tell you that money has no inherent value, that it's just made up. And we pretend while we're here that we own property. I've all agreed with the citizens of my you know, my area, my country, that I've paid money and registered this piece of land to be my own and so I can
Starting point is 00:46:52 do with it as I will according to the rules of, you know, the other rules and bylaws of my county and city. I can have one well, I can build a structure on it, I can plant fruit trees on it, I can't grow opium poppies on it. But within the certain rules of the society, we've agreed that while I'm here, this land is mine. Which also there's no truth to, no real truth to. It's not like truth, truth. It's not as true as like, hey, I need oxygen to breathe. That's like true. But it's just a made-up system that we've all agreed upon
Starting point is 00:47:32 So that we can function as a civilization and it's just an experiment we're just rolling with it so unproven experiment And Within there we have people, you know who do different jobs. We've all of us give a little bit of our Our money to the city and the state. And then we've agreed upon that they'll provide services like firefighters. Right. So if your house catches on fire, some dudes we've all chipped in so that there's dudes who make a living living in a house and they get a call and they come with the truck and put your fire out. Right. And we're just fucking running this fucking civilization experiment here.
Starting point is 00:48:05 And we're just fucking running this fucking civilization experiment here. And then we got the military so that within our little pieces of land, with the rules that we've decided to live with our land, we have a military, and they protect the whole big project, our civilization. So other people don't come in and take all our shit, right? And and there's other experiments being run India is running one the Muslim countries are running one where they kill fucking homosexuals thrown from rooftops and You know they've won in Iceland where they all it's okay to fuck your brothers and sisters and your you know Uncles and aunts just 300,000 people on the island Everyone's running their own little experiment
Starting point is 00:48:48 And one of the things we have here to protect our property is we have police and There to make it so when someone finally fucking gets asylum in this country they can open up a fucking Vietnamese lady can open up a dry cleaning store. And so she opens the dry cleaning store and the police are there to make sure that someone doesn't park in front of her dry cleaning store for a month straight and park a camper there and start living there. They're there to make sure that people dissuade people from coming in with a gun and stealing their money, things like that, right? And the same with the liquor store that the Middle Eastern Armenian guy comes to the United States and opens.
Starting point is 00:49:32 The police are there to make sure at night when he locks his door that if someone does rob it, that they find him or catch him or enforce those rules. They're there to enforce the rules. And we give these police guys that we pay to do this, so that no one steals our shit and undermines the fucking whole premise of how this fucking thing works, we give these guys guns. So that at night when you're fucking sleeping and you hear chatter in your living room and you call the cops, the dudes who show up are fucking Equipped to fucking get those fucking dudes
Starting point is 00:50:10 We give them fucking guns to protect us We give them They're there to protect us. They have the worst job. All they do is engage with scumbags all fucking day. All the police do is engage with people who are trying to fuck our shit up. So when I'm fucking doing 75 coming up to 5 or 85 and some fucking three cars go racing, buy me at fucking a hundred their job is to fucking make it so that they get a fucking ticket or they get pulled off the road so it's safe for me and my fucking three kids to drive on that fucking road and
Starting point is 00:50:55 they pull those people over and they give them a fucking ticket or arrest them if they're drunk but their job thank God they do that fucking job All they do is engage scumbags That's all they do And we give them a gun to do it so that they'll be fully equipped to deal with the biggest scumbags that there are out there And so when those of us who aren't scumbags engage with these guys, we should have fucking maximum tolerance How is it? How is it that the same group of people, the fucking Democrats, who have unlimited tolerance for fucking trannies grooming kids, don't have fucking tolerance for fucking cops
Starting point is 00:51:34 yelling at people, yanking people out of their car who won't fucking listen? And what happens is, what happens is, is anytime someone engages in a conflict with a cop because we've given them guns They're in jeopardy the second someone resists a rat resists arrests arrest the rest of us are in jeopardy Because what if they grab that cop's gun? What if the three fat ladies that show up to your house with guns to protect you? Fucking get their guns taken away and they start shooting?
Starting point is 00:52:08 Who the fuck do you think gets hit? How do you not have... What the fuck is wrong with you? What kind of fucking brain rot do you fucking have that you don't have fucking maximum tolerance for these fucking guys? have fucking maximum tolerance for these fucking guys. Here's a man in a fucking stolen vehicle on the side of the fucking road with a fucking flat tire. And this fucking cop approaches him. the
Starting point is 00:52:47 the the the the the the the the the Fuck you Fuck you
Starting point is 00:53:10 Middle of the fucking night Pulls over a dude who approaches his fucking cop car with a fucking hood on Imagine that's your fucking job Why wouldn't we have maximum fucking tolerance for these guys? Imagine this. His wife's at home, his fucking two kids are at home in bed, he's out fucking trying to make fucking $100 a day. Hey.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Hey, bud. Hey, it's how you get. Uh, what do you need? Just a tire. I need a ride to the store. You can get me there. Okay. I can get you back to town real quick, but, uh, nobody's open tonight. Well, I can just, that's fine. I can get to town.
Starting point is 00:53:51 I just need to have them come by to get the car. Okay. Go ahead and go to the front of my car real quick. I'll meet you up there real quick. I'll get you. Don, he's dead. He's fucking dead. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:53:59 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm of my car real quick. I'll meet you up there real quick Another shot, another shot. And you can't fucking handle a cop telling you to fucking put your hands on the fucking hood and stay the fuck still. It's absolutely fucking insane the fucking people we live with the lack of fucking tolerance
Starting point is 00:54:49 That's it he's fucking toast they killed him that guy killed the fucking cop Fuck and you're concerned about fucking racial fucking profiling you're concerned you think if that was a little fucking Jewish woman that guy would have fucking what if he would have said hey motherfucker Put your hands on the hood Someone be like that's racist So what? So what at that point so what? At that point so what? So what? At that point, so what? At that point, so what?
Starting point is 00:55:36 There's a fucking little Chinese guy that got out with a lab fucking coat and three fucking pens in his pocket? These fucking kids that fucking Cory teaches say that I'm fucking right-wing. Oh, is it right-wing to say that 50% of fucking murders are fucking committed against fucking black men by fucking other black men? But it's not racist to say that black people are underserved. You can use the correlative skin color when it's fucking something bad, when it's something like bullshit fucking liberal fucking fainting kindness or benign behavior. But when it comes to a fucking cop, for some reason it's fucking racist. Give me a fucking break, dude. Give me a fucking break. You put your fucking hands in a fucking
Starting point is 00:56:25 hoodie and you have the hood on and you fucking approach a cop car sorry dude tase him you approach a fucking cop car with a fucking hood on fucking he should have just tased him when he fucking walked up to the window that guy sounded so fucking nice I just have a flat tire. I just needed a ratchet That guy sounded like the sweetest man in the world Fucking nuts dude Absolutely fucking nuts This lack of tolerance is is and the irony is it goes back to what Greg shared with us the other day
Starting point is 00:57:10 Republicans want to build a society the most tolerant society the world's ever seen with maximum tolerance and within that Unfortunately, you're going to breed people who have maximum intolerance. And those are fucking liberals. With a society with maximum tolerance as their goal, we will then be the keepers of people with maximum intolerance. And they projecting their maximum intolerance on the people who need the most fucking grace and that's cops.
Starting point is 00:57:53 It's, it's, it's um. Hey every day that's a cop. Every fucking day a cop has to fucking come across someone like that. Every fucking day. Yep. Every fucking day. Those are the only people they're dealing with. Definitely. Those are the only people you're fucking dealing with. You're not dealing with any fucking cool people.
Starting point is 00:58:29 None. Those are the only people you're fucking doing you're not dealing with any fucking cool people None I wasn't sure if I was gonna show that this morning. I saw that this morning. I was like what the fuck is going on? Bums me out so much the fucking idiots we fucking live with Bums me out so much the fucking idiots we fucking live with. We're giving fucking shitloads of fucking money to illegal fucking aliens, but we fucking can't have a little fucking, we can't just pick these one group of people and have maximum tolerance for them. Oh shit, I see a cat in the backyard. That's fucking dangerous.
Starting point is 00:58:59 That's a dangerous life. My dog is he sees that. Caller, hi. Hey, Seve, this is the old man. Who? Ken Walters, the old man of the pod. Hey, what's up, dude? Hold on one second. I'm gonna fix the line. Hold on. It's got a popping. You deserve better. Hi. Okay. Oh, wait, wait, hold on. I'll fire it up because my neighbor, I used to be a Dakota County sheriff here in Minnesota and 25 years ago, uh, our doorbell rings at 3 a.m. in the morning and his wife standing there distraught. And I asked her, what's wrong, something wrong with, well
Starting point is 00:59:45 I won't say his name, but something wrong with your husband and she said I just got to go, can you or Kimla come over and watch the two girls? She just had twin daughters like a month before. And so they're little and something's definitely wrong. So anyways, long story short, come to find out three hours later at six in the morning when they come and pick up the girls that there was a little over an hour chase around the outer loop of Minneapolis, St. Paul of African American man who went and pulled over and they had just committed a robbery and all kinds of other violations. There was like seven, eight different precincts involved. They finally got them off to the side of the road or however they ran them off the road.
Starting point is 01:00:28 And when her husband walked up to the car with all the protocols, had them all down the window, all that stuff, he's rolling down the window. But of course it's a little high tension because it was an hour chase or so. And the guy says, hang on a second. And he goes, no, leave your hands on the steering wheel. And the guy leaned over to the passenger seat
Starting point is 01:00:47 to a newspaper and a shiny thing kind of was a reflection. So Kurt just opened fire and shot him. And the whole thing, our neighborhood, there's people all the time saying he was racist. They ended up just being like a pen or something that was in there that was a reflection it wasn't a gun but the whole thing kind of your point is you chase a guy for an hour he already committed a burglary robbery and then the officer's asking him to put his hands on the steering
Starting point is 01:01:18 wheel and he doesn't listen all that and then he blatantly turns to reach for something to your point how do you know what they're doing? Fair shooting. It's a fair shooting. Yeah. And I'm sitting there, this lady's distraught at three in the morning with two newborn twin girls, knowing her. I almost want to cry now because it's so sad that her husband's out there, like you said, making hardly anything to protect us. And she's got to panic with now what's going to happen possibly with my twin daughters. And when I found all that out, it's just always been on my mind. And I was going to call him before when you talked about police officers and that I just, we had people at our next cause are right next door to us. We had people at the time, they had people protesting, they
Starting point is 01:01:57 have people racist. He got suspended for over two months with pay, but still suspended from a job that he loved to protect and serve. But anyways, I'm rambling on here, but it's just frustrating that, that they risk their lives like you say, and they do that stuff. And I can still see your face today when I answered that door at three in the morning. It was so sad. Um, there was a super duper high profile case. Uh, the guy, a cop who had been in his dream his whole life to be a cop, he was friends with Josh Bridges. Josh told me it was that kid's always dream. I want to be a cop. I want to be a cop.
Starting point is 01:02:30 I want to be a cop. And this fucking cop, a six foot five guy who just robbed the fucking liquor store, walked up to the car and reached in the fucking car to grab the cop's gun. And the cop shot him through the fucking car door. And the guy kept coming at the cop. And so the cop shot him through the fucking car door and the guy kept coming at the cop and so the cop shot him again and all the witnesses including the buddy's friend described the situation like that and um the cop fucking lost his job yeah that's crazy for someone trying to grab his gun yeah the cop tells you not to fucking grab something and you go to fucking grab something you're fucking yeah I think it's automatic yeah you're fucking idiot you're you're you're anyways well I just wanted to I mean I just kind of there's a couple days ago as I call and we were talking about this stuff too except that this is always on
Starting point is 01:03:19 my mind on how that's racist how that I, I mean it was, you know, the hour chase. He had to go through court and sued and death threat phone calls and all that, everything towards him for shooting a guy that he was just, you know, I mean it wasn't like he just pulled him over for speeding in that, you know, two minutes and hour chase and six different townships and everything involved. Hey dude, and here's the crazy thing, too. Support for today's episode comes from one skin. Do you have a little too much fun this summer? You know what I mean? A little too much time in the sun.
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Starting point is 01:09:18 Women aren't committing fucking murders. Women aren't fucking shooting cops. It's okay. We have to, we have to fucking give that grace to fucking cops. It's fucking crazy We have to fucking give that grace to cops If you're a fucking young man and you're not listening to fucking cops then you know like hey man you have what's coming to you Yeah, I hear you so anyways,, well, I just like call in and I haven't called for a while.
Starting point is 01:09:49 I only called one other time, but hey, thanks for taking the time. And again, I was great to finally take some time with you in person in Madison too. Oh yeah, awesome. Yeah, it was good to see you. Our Madison, oh my gosh, I'm in Fort Worth. I didn't even catch that.
Starting point is 01:10:03 All right. All right, All righty. Talk to you. Bye. That's so fucked. So fucked, right? It's so fucked. I wonder if that happens every day. Probably imagine how many police departments there are across the US.
Starting point is 01:10:33 Imagine how many fucking shitbags there are across the US. And you have at least one instance of that happening every fucking day. No protests, no new shows, no fucking nothing. Local news probably won't even cover it. Nope. Nope. Too intense for the local news, too graphic. Call or hi.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Hey, what's up, Seve? Hey. Hey, calling from Korea. I'm on like a Skype phone, so just bear with me. North or south, north or south? What do you fucking think, dude? I don't know. North for sure.
Starting point is 01:11:14 I'm hoping north. I'll let you know. Oh, darn. Caleb would know. Are you deployed? Are you deployed? I mean, I'm in the army. I'm stationed over here just not related appointment. Oh station station I'm sucking dick for nickels. So, you know, okay
Starting point is 01:11:36 Sucking dick for nickels. I like that. I've never heard that. I like that Hey, uh, is p diddy there just out of curiosity real quick if you're dick for Nichols, is the diddler there? Is the what here? The diddler is P diddy there. I mean, diddlers everywhere, bro. All right. Cool. Okay. Go on.
Starting point is 01:11:53 Sorry. Didn't mean to derail you. Now you're good. Hey, so I had a question you had mentioned earlier on, um, a video with, it was an affiliate video. You mentioned that Castro, Dave and CrossFit were providing L1s to military service members throughout the army or whatever the fucking case may be, which is really cool.
Starting point is 01:12:18 I love that. I've been in the army for like 19 years, about to retire. God, you sound young never Yeah, it's I'm slightly retarded but you know, all right, I'm working through it I Really want to know like Where are these occurring one and two? Is it likely is a legit thing because after I've been doing cross-dressing like 2010,
Starting point is 01:12:48 so like 14 years, I have yet to ever see HQ ever affiliate themselves directly with military installation or any type of service, whether it be army, air force, navy, Marine Corps directly in my entire career. But yet I hear you talk about this. I'm not like saying you're wrong. I'm just curious as to what or where these are occurring.
Starting point is 01:13:15 What's the program that the Army uses for you to go to schools that aren't military? It's a... Fuck, what is that called? I'm going to find out now. I'm going to find out now. So I know for sure if you any military installation can get a free affiliation and the Air Force base that I'm at currently has, it's like an actual affiliate on the base. Right next to one of the gyms it's called CrossFit Lightning or Lightning CrossFit. I can't remember.
Starting point is 01:13:58 But the same thing happened when I was, when I was at Langley, there's an affiliate there. It's a free affiliation. People go there. He wants to take his level one for free. And there is a program, there was a program where you could, the army, if you took your level one, the army would pay for it. Right, yeah, and I know Will Plummer did that.
Starting point is 01:14:24 He got his own one for free through whatever that Army program is like the, like for us, it's like tuition assistance in the Air Force. We have like tuition assistance or something similar. AF Cool. That's what it is. Air Force Cool. And you can go out and get a certificate for free or whatever, but the Army has something specifically and they will do the same thing.
Starting point is 01:14:46 Yes, the US Army can pay for the CrossFit Level 1 certificate course through the Army Credential Assistant. The ACA program is available to eligible soldiers at no cost to them. To be eligible for the ACA program, soldiers must be active Army, active Guard, and not living in Korea. I don't think they're running them like... Oh, you made that up. I made that up. They're not running L ones just like, oh, we're gonna go to South Korea, and we're gonna fucking run an L one for whoever wants to take it. You have to find a place to go take the L one. I think I know. Which, but you're still getting it paid for. So if you can find it, if you can find a place, I guarantee you there's a place in Korea that's gonna run an L1. It might be in fucking Korean unless I know
Starting point is 01:15:30 But I know that they've done no and Caleb and Savon I totally agree with you guys. I just I was curious to see your guys the viewpoint from it It was kind of a it wasn't really a gotch moment but it was definitely a loaded question because I took my L one was like back in 2014 and in some non Korea. And then I vowed to never give another dollar across it until they fix your shit back in the day. So, but I just, I was very curious because I really want HQ and I want the methodology to be expressed in the correct manner and it's kind of failing as a whole And I hear these things i'm like that's fucking dope and then I live in like i've been doing this army thing for a while and all I see is just
Starting point is 01:16:18 I mean caleb you can speak on this bro it's It's not we're not in a good state, right? You mean the fitness of the soldiers? You mean the fitness of the soldiers is a mess. Yes, sir. Yeah. 100%. And I agree with you.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Absolutely. So, I mean, my remedy for it is to try to pass along as much information as I can to every, all of the people in my class. I have a lot of new kids, like 18, 19, 20 year old kids. Like, like you can imagine in your unit, you get a bunch of new guys and you just try to impart as much wisdom as possible. You try to be a resource for them in any regard possible. The other day, this kid started, he just knows that I know stuff about nutrition or whatever the fuck. And he'll ask me, he's like, Oh, is this good for you? And I was like, start reading nutrition labels labels and so I show them how to read
Starting point is 01:17:08 nutrition labels and then so on and so forth I mean I'm dealing with guys who actually want to be there and they have a they have some motivation to improve themselves there we were working out every day we're training all that stuff but it outside of this microcosm of the military, it's pretty devastating. Hey, what would you like to see? Basically, you wanna see it just fully promoted. You'd like to see like in a perfect world,
Starting point is 01:17:34 every single fucking guy in the army getting a text message saying, hey, by the way, if you wanna take your free level one, CrossFit level one that will change your life forever, here's the location, sign up now. And just, you'd like to see that that instead of it being something that's hidden somewhere in some website somewhere. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I want the I want the methodology to be basically spread spread throughout the
Starting point is 01:17:56 military as a whole and not just like in these very niche environments where these people are there in their echo chambers and like, Hey dude, you can take your level one bro. Like, yeah dude, let's go. So it's just, it's very, it's very niche within the military. And if you've ever been to like a military gym on an installation, they're like, you can't use chalk. Okay. They're not drop your weights, even though there's bumpers present. Um, you can't have like a bag. If you have a bag anywhere, that's a safety. There's a bunch of problems. Do you guys have
Starting point is 01:18:28 a bunch of problems? Do you guys have an obstacle course that you're at your gym? Do you know what I'm talking about? It's like a big like it's like scaffolding that they put together with a bunch of like hanging components and shit. So that's probably, uh, I'm down in a little camp called camp Carol. Okay. Oh, s**t hole down away. One three. Uh, that's up in camp Humphreys.
Starting point is 01:18:55 Um, but they have a legitimate also, of course, up North in Camp Casey, which is like right on the DMZ, the border between South and North. And it's really dope. It's like cut between the woods and stuff. I used that quite a few times back in the day, but yeah. So the Air Force- 1959. Sorry, go ahead, Caleb.
Starting point is 01:19:18 The Air Force started investing. I don't know why they did this, probably because they started sponsoring like Spartan races and stuff but they just put these ridiculous scaffolding uh like hanging ninja warrior type obstacle courses in all of the bases and nobody uses them and they're just like taking up a probably 1500 square foot in every gym and I just but yeah you can't drop your weights you can't use chalk you can't like have a bag around but you know what have at it if you really want to fucking kill yourself on an obstacle course that has no crash mats or anything underneath it hey um uh yeah it says that um agent orange is buried at camp Carol. I mean, it's probably true.
Starting point is 01:20:13 Camp Carol is a shithole. Well, I mean, I, I want nothing other than that. Like I love the nuance of camp Carol in comparison to the large military installations. Kind of fun. wants of Camp Carroll in comparison to the large military installations. Kind of fun. In 2011, they found 250, 55 gallon drums of agent orange buried at Camp Carroll.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Is that bad? Is agent orange what they put in fruit loops? What is that? No. I know I'm joking. Hey guys, it's me Caleb. I appreciate the phone call. I hope you guys have a good rest of your podcast. Hey, I have a question for you.
Starting point is 01:20:50 I have a question for you. Are you getting out soon? Yeah, man. Are you getting out? So do you have one more year and then you go home and just... Yeah, I got about... Go ahead. I got a year until retirement.
Starting point is 01:20:59 I'm working on... I'm probably gonna get roasted for this, but I'm gonna get my national registered EMT and stuff. Dude, yes. I'm a fucking idiot. And then I'm gonna try to be a firefighter. I'm not gonna guarantee anything, but after 20 years is like, I'm a signal guy in the army, so I'm not combat operations.
Starting point is 01:21:23 I'm a signal guy in the army. So I'm not combat operations. I'm a, uh, support him. Oh, yes. And, uh, I just, I, like, I don't know what you are, Caleb. I think you're in the medical field, but there's a lot of like my MLS and my field is so it's just bridled with. Assholes and permanent profile dickheads. And I can't take it anymore. So I was like, I gotta get the fuck out,
Starting point is 01:21:45 dude. And then I wanted to do something that I could benefit my local community with local or state level, because I can't work with the feds anymore. It's just, it's too much, dude. So trying to do that, but I listen to your podcast every day. I watch your VODs mainly because, or your replays, your live live videos because I'm in fucking Korea But I just want to say thank you for your your podcast the insight and people you bring on a really fucking dope and Yeah What time is it there now?
Starting point is 01:22:17 It's 12 30. I've been drinking. Oh, oh you don't even sound okay. Okay. Listen. Listen. So here's the thing Yes, there is a program for army It's called the army ignite program over a thousand soldiers have already gotten their L ones just this year for free from CrossFit I mean, I mean the US government paid for it and you can also use it to get your level 2 and your level 3 So dude while you're there, you might as well get all of them and have fucking army pay for it It's called the army ignited program ignited Tonight, can I just say one thing about that? Yeah, yeah night it. It's called the army ignited program ignited. Can I, can I just say one thing about that? The night program.
Starting point is 01:22:48 It's a great thing, right? Right. Okay. I'm going to go up. I'm going to go fucking politician on you. I'm going to fucking jump you. So all of these, all of these programs that are, that are listed within the wiki pages or Google searches that you look for, right.
Starting point is 01:23:02 They all sound fucking great. They all require command authority, command signature. So it's like, Hey dude, I want to go and do my level one. Well, that's great. Dumb fuck. I need you to go and do your job so you're not going to leave for those that weekend or this week or whatever the case may be for how long you want to do it. And by the way, we have no money. I saw in the comments, somebody was like, can't you just get it approved through DTS? Yeah, if your fucking unit has the money for that. So all of these things are available
Starting point is 01:23:32 to you. But if the money's not available within the DTS routes, and if they don't know how to do cross org, LOA, I'm not going to get into that. But if the money's not available, then you can't actually participate in these things. It's all like, hey, we have all these things available, but if you want to do it, it's a very, very difficult thing to do. So it's like FEMA. They've, like, we save people, but only when we have money that we haven't given away for illegal alien. Okay, I got it.
Starting point is 01:23:58 Yeah. Hey dude, that makes perfect sense. That's the definition of federal government, Seve. Yep. All right. Makes sense. Hey man, if you ever have any questions about doing the interview stuff or anything after That's the definition of federal government's heavy. Yeah. All right makes sense Hey, man, if you ever have any questions about doing right guys or anything after that just let me know I have my EMT license and my wife's a paramedic and a firefighter So if you ever have any questions about that on your way out, oh no shit. Yeah, absolutely
Starting point is 01:24:19 That's that's dope man. I'll hit you up on IG man. I really do appreciate it again I'm gonna get out here before I make too much when asked myself you demand love you buddy. Thank you. I'll hit you up on IG, man. I really do appreciate it. Again, I'm gonna get out of here before I make too much of an ass myself. You too, man. Love you, buddy. Thank you. Great talking to you, dude. Alright, love you, man. Bye. Yeah, man. Wow. South Korea.
Starting point is 01:24:33 Sean Sullivan, what about the cops arresting people at school board meetings for exercising their First Amendment? Hey, dude, I hear you. I 100% fucking hear you. I'm not suggesting by any chance that the system is perfect. How about the cops fucking letting fucking tranny kids use fucking bathrooms at the school? How about the cops that are fucking on the take? How about the cop that fucking shot the black lady in her fucking kitchen? By no means am I suggesting that they're perfect. Not even, not even fucking close. I am not suggesting that they are fucking perfect at all.
Starting point is 01:25:26 And you have to realize that they deal with pieces of shit all fucking day And so you should just give them a fucking shitload of fucking grace For every fucking for every fucking asshole cop there's fucking ten cops who are over the top fucking too nice. You have to also remember that too. Like that fucking guy right there who just got killed. Yeah, I hear you. Yeah. Here's the thing. If you're in a fucking school board meeting, and you're there to fucking yell at them because your god daughter got raped you're gonna be a fucking a moat by a fucking tranny that had already been kicked out of one other school and Then your daughter and then they moved the tranny for raping one girl at one school and they move it to another school
Starting point is 01:26:18 And then your daughter gets fucking Diddled in the fucking bathroom. You're gonna go to that board meeting and you're gonna be fucking pissed. I get it It's everything is so imperfect if everything was perfect we wouldn't even be alive we would be fucking robots But if you're gonna but if you're gonna have fucking maximum if you're gonna have maximum tolerance for fucking mentally ill pedophiles and fucking carve out a little spot in your fucking public library to read to kids and groom them, then your tolerance for fucking cops should be fucking one thousand fold that. Is my point. Because the the the tranny's mission the tranny's mission from the beginning is not benevolent. It's fucking disgusting and gross and vile. He think of it this way. Cop goes cop shows up cop shows up to someone no cop wakes up and is like can I kill black man today? So cop wakes up.
Starting point is 01:27:27 He's had a rough day. He's at the end of a fucking 12 hour fucking shift. He pulls someone over should get sideways and he fucking shoots a some someone right some black guy right unarmed black guy resisted arrest and his shit went sideways. The equivalent to that would be a fucking tranny going to fucking grooming fucking hour at the public library and Then having some fucking moment where they found God and stopped being a tranny and saved a kid from a burning building And you never hear that that never happens. That's a that's when a tranny's mission goes sideways
Starting point is 01:28:03 They're like I'm never dressing up in front of kids ever again, this is so disgusting that never happens That's what happens when a tranny's mission goes eyes. That's the equivalent to fucking a cop making a mistake And shooting someone call her hi So people like to think that in the academy cops are taught a certain way. People have to understand that the curriculum and what's taught at the police academies all over the country, they are decided by the state. This is this goes through a process. Every single class and lecture is actually agreed on with people in government. And it goes by state by state, jurisdiction by jurisdiction.
Starting point is 01:28:49 They don't teach you in the academy, look out for a certain color or a certain creed or something like that. It's just a person on a car stop. People like to think like, oh, cops are racist, cops are this, cops are that. We go into every single car stop as the person that you are pulling over has a gun.
Starting point is 01:29:11 And then you take it down from there. It's not the other way around. Like, I'm going to stop a car and give someone a ticket. Oh, they're going to be really, really nice. The Tyree Kill video is a perfect example. So you have to listen to the cops and You have to they are in charge when that happens There's a reason why people over when people are speeding when people are doing things on the road that are not common
Starting point is 01:29:38 Because it could be in the act of crime. We don't know Tinted out windows, we don't know. Oh, when that guy rolled up his window, his shit should have been fucking. They should have fucking tased them or fucking throwing a fucking pepper bomb right through the crack of the window. That was fucking insane to do that to a cop. Fucking insane. We've done it. We've done enough car stops and enough investigations
Starting point is 01:30:07 throughout the the police apartments to understand like people who disobey a command, stuff goes sideways. And there's a lot of bad people out there. So you got to remember, everyone wants to go home at the end of the day, especially when you just go to work, you try to detect the communities. And when people are doing bad things, then it goes sideways. People just don't get it. I was I was at a day party Jethro on my drive. I'm sure you've seen this a million times, but I was at a day party just on my driveway in college. We were all fucking partying. This chick went fucking bonkers, just fucking nuts. And so it got just started getting unsafe. And so I don't remember who,
Starting point is 01:30:45 but oh, I think the cops just came by on foot or something. Anyway, and they get her and they handcuff her. And you know, it's just a college party, hundreds of kids in the streets and the driveway and everyone's drinking out of a keg. And the cops are just minding their own business and they grab this chick and they call a car up and then they put her in the car and she's handcuffed
Starting point is 01:31:04 and she starts fucking kicking the window Yep, and so the guy gets in the Fucking driver's seat and lowers the back window a little bit and then just fucking sprays her with fucking mace inside the inside the car It was fucking it was awesome, but I was thinking when you do that Don't you have to get in the car as a cop and then your shit's all fucked up? Yeah, that was, that was, I did a situation like that.
Starting point is 01:31:32 I should have thought about it obviously afterwards. I was like in a four by four bathroom with a girl who was fighting us with another cop and her mom was attacking us at the same time. Unfortunately, I should have thought about it a little differently. I freaking took out my mace and I fucking sprayed her. We all got it. I was choking on it. I was like, Holy shit. The girl was crying.
Starting point is 01:32:01 I mean, I blasted her right in the face. Oh man. I've been seeing... Look, going on YouTube and looking at bear spray videos are fucking wild. Yeah, I was just talking about one of my members about bear spray, and he said that's the best thing to have for bears is even if you shoot a bear, they're not gonna stop attacking you. But that bear spray is no joke
Starting point is 01:32:27 Do you know what Jimmy Hoffa's Barry Daniel wants to know He's underneath the metal lands in New Jersey. All right There you go the old metal lands Everyone knows that yeah Obviously Yeah, bear sprays crazy I saw this I recently saw was like two, it looked like two fucking different like gang members fighting and one guy fucking pulled out pepper spray and sprayed the other guy. It was fucking hilarious. Some people are immune to pepper spray. No shit.
Starting point is 01:33:00 I had like three people in my class of like 120 they got sprayed Nothing happened to them Wow It's crazy. Yeah, I pepper spray someone and and Fucking shoot him with the taser Well, sometimes it tastes it doesn't work. That's why people go nuts. Oh, why didn't you taser? Oh My god, the pepper spray was that bear spray. Oh my god the bear blasts you
Starting point is 01:33:29 the picture Greg has some bear spray and The picture on the box is hilarious Because I mean you can shoot that shit from so far away you could be like 10 or 15 feet away and blast someone Look at his hair, dude. Just gets blown back. All right, thank you, brother. All right, guys, have a great weekend. Love you guys, all the best. Love you too.
Starting point is 01:33:59 Later, dude. Bye. All right. Three and a half hours away from KillT kill Taylor. Oh, I wanted to show this Bill Murray $19 for Caleb 99 cents for sebon fair enough. Thanks gentlemen for everything and for all the tough discussion It was great talking you said on the BSI in Boston. Yeah, totally great seeing you too, dude Great hanging to you, Sevon, at the BSI in Boston. Yeah, totally. Great seeing you too, dude. Great hanging with you.
Starting point is 01:34:27 Sweet goatee, dude. Love that. I got OC sprayed in the face when I was in the army. Fucked me up for a couple of days. What's OC sprayed? I think that's like pepper spray. Bill Murray believes a Trump vote means we are done with the establishment. He's just such a different character than anyone that's ever been a president of the United States, I think. I think this is what this vote means, is that the country is dissatisfied with the way that
Starting point is 01:35:04 Washington has worked for the last couple of decades. You know, they're lazy and they're about inhibiting the other side. They're not about working together at all. And it's sort of become such a national disgrace, a quiet national disgrace. He's just such a different character It's ever been a president the United States. I think I think this is what this I'm so I'm so I've so I've so come full circle to Trump. It's it's quite amazing. I don't even see him as the lesser of two evils Quite amazing. I don't even see him as the lesser of two evils. I just think it's like just a fucking no brainer.
Starting point is 01:35:52 I'd love to see him and RFK and Tulsi and JD Vance and Elon all on stage when he gets inaugurated. You like those Make America Healthy Again hats? All that shit. I like all that shit that is pretty cool I scraped a pound of dead fucking skin out of my ear. I Got I still like sand and shit on my in my ears and Excuse me
Starting point is 01:36:23 Yeah, it happens I Excuse me. Yuck. It happens. I hope Trump stays safe. Yeah. He's in some serious danger lately. Yeah. Hey, so what happens when these guys are stealing boats from Mexican harbors and then they just
Starting point is 01:36:50 roll into the United States? Like, Mahoya, California. Holy shit, bro. Look it, they just leave the boat there. Yeah, fuck the boat. That's a free boat for anybody else who wants it though. Hey, listen, I don't fucking love the system. My fucking car was fucking stolen. And a fucking week later,
Starting point is 01:37:21 I get a fucking call from the fucking junkyard or wherever they fucking put your car And they're like hey your cars here. It was we've got it. I'm like oh, they found my car, and they're like yeah You didn't know I'm like no And they're like okay come pick it up. It's gonna be 1500 bucks. I'm like wait. What do you mean my what I mean? I my car was stolen. They're like yeah, but but you didn't pick it up the day. It was stolen My car was stolen. They're like, yeah, but but you didn't pick it up the day it was stolen So I call the fucking cop and I'm like and after fucking ten fucking tries and leaving messages I get in touch with them This is in Berkeley. I'm like, hey, dude, they want me to pay $1,500. They say you called me
Starting point is 01:37:55 He's like, yeah, I did call you. I'm like, when did you find the car? He's like on this day I go at what time he goes at 2 in the morning. I'm like, when did you call me? He goes at 3 in the morning I'm like when did you call me he goes at three in the morning like dude brother what you didn't think to call like maybe at like 7 a.m. maybe try and call me and I'm like it was a 1990 Toyota pickup truck and it was like I got a brand new in 1990 for like 14,000 bucks and it was a stick and I was gonna fucking like keep and give it to my kids and the guys like it but I don't think it was worth 1,500 bucks and it was the state of California every year sent sent me a letter offering me a thousand dollars to just give it to him to take it off the road, right? yeah, so weird how they do that and So I go well fuck it. I guess I'm just not gonna come for it and They go. Okay. Well cost $500 to leave it here. What? Yeah You're gonna get money for junk on that fucking truck or you know it for more yeah, and it fucking ran fine
Starting point is 01:39:10 My motorcycle was stolen and never got a call from the cops They had it a friend saw it at the impound a lot a month later and told me he saw it there They were going to auction it off Yep, what the fuck? Oh Dude good luck you have see my feel so sorry for you she's boys help me out I pay for ESPN plus but I can't watch college game day good fucking luck I think I think ESPN plus doesn't have like the cable channels so like if you don't have likeulu, then you can't watch that because I have ESPN plus two, but it only shows
Starting point is 01:39:52 very big chance here. Do what I'm going to do all day. Find someone and just, I'm going to use my wife and just fuck the bejesus out of them. And then when four o'clock rolls around put on the UFC That would be my recommendation It's a great idea yeah I'm gonna take the kids the jiu-jitsu you paid for all the other little little Shows and games you don't really care to watch that's what you paid for
Starting point is 01:40:20 I got home, and I've just been horny ever since I've been home. I just paced like it's just weird Colorado and over you up probably you probably didn't you didn't get laid in your rental maybe I did but not enough That's exactly it. Yeah, I'm just so fucking wound up I'm so this morning. I was like pacing around the house Like I didn't want to jerk off before the show and I succeeded but I was so wound up this morning As you know, save that voice Yeah, I was like I was actually thinking that too because I was just like fuck
Starting point is 01:41:01 I'm just so fucking wound up right now. I was so wound up this morning. I almost I almost didn't do the show That's how fucking wound up I was I was actually this is a true story I was actually a little concerned. I was like, I'm so wound up. What if I say something inappropriate on the show? The more that construct of yours ever viewers will just Like I'm like I do my viewers will just go up yeah, I guess I just I'm so fucking just ripped I haven't been horny during the show. Maybe Caleb is like the antidote to that. Yeah, I definitely. When I saw Seema, I got a little horny.
Starting point is 01:41:32 I make men soft. Yeah. You're so proud of that, Caleb. How are you, Cole? Are you horny? No, I'm good right now I got I got a little bit of action this morning super early. All right cool congrats. So kind of off subject here you seem pretty close to a hunter who you had on the other day the
Starting point is 01:41:59 I was wondering if this is the meat guy. Is this Doodle Bob? Me? Yeah, are you the meat guy? No. No, no, this is Bo from New Hampshire. Okay. I seem close to Hunter. Go on. Yep.
Starting point is 01:42:15 I have a proposition for you. Okay. I think you kind of mentioned coming on to do kill Tony, not kill Tony, kill Taylor. Yeah, he's gonna come on today, I think. Yeah, so what I'm wondering is if you could ask Taylor to program something that might be attractive to Hunter, something that's more in his wheelhouse.
Starting point is 01:42:36 And if you could somehow get him to commit and offer to maybe stream it on, make it sound like, well, let you stream it on your pages because he has more followers that in turn help you guys out on the backend. I like your idea. Thank you. You know, yep.
Starting point is 01:42:54 You know, I'm gonna tell you the truth. But when we get off the air, I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm not gonna tell you the truth right now. He won't do it. No, that's not the truth. Okay. All right, Tommy, when we go off there, one last thing before you get off the air. Okay. Where do you see CrossFit, not the sport, not the games, but where do you see CrossFit in five years? Not where you want it to be, but where do you truly see it going? You ask yourself, you know,
Starting point is 01:43:20 if there's a million people today doing CrossFit, many How many less or more than a million five years from now? I think that there's going to be a splinter soon. I Think we're approaching a Chasm, I think what's gonna see here's what I if you and like I'm not like I have no certainty about this But this is what I think is gonna happen I think what's gonna happen is is that there's gonna to be a break. The real CrossFitters are going to leave. And so I think just CrossFit more and more in general is just heading towards just a chain gym.
Starting point is 01:43:52 It's just going to be just like, I actually don't even know. Maybe it will actually just go away. But there's going to be a splinter soon in the next five years. And there'll be all the real CrossFitters. Everyone will know actually CrossFit is not CrossFit it's whatever the new thing is is actually where Crossfit is gone. It's going to be like a beehive that splits but the and then all the original Crossfit gyms will they'll all move there.
Starting point is 01:44:24 There's just going to be a giant movement've checked this out. You wouldn't believe this So I'm someone someone just sent me there's this gym I don't want to say the name of it, but they own three gyms and it's in the United States and Someone either posted on their Instagram or one of their employees posted on Instagram or posted a poster on the wall on one of their gyms that was the dietary guideline for CrossFit, you know the meat on the wall in one of their gyms that was the dietary guideline for CrossFit, you know, the meat, meat, vegetables, nuts, yeah. And then at the end it says no sugar. And this gym owner told the person who put it up, hey, don't put that up, the no sugar thing. We don't do that. And the person goes why? And they go, because it's completely unsustainable and it's not realistic. And it's like, like, it's here, man.
Starting point is 01:45:04 That's what Greg was talking about that's what so many so many of us are talking about there's going to be a There's gonna be just a there's gonna be a break here soon I'm not sure where it's gonna happen but there'll be just a shift and it will move and there'll be some weird things because CrossFit is the entity will own the Trademark like Fittest Man Alive or Fittest Woman Alive or whatever the fuck they own but there's going to be a break soon it's going to sell again soon too it's going to sell again really really soon uh i wouldn't be surprised if it's sold minus 25 25 million plus or minus more more than 25 million and it'll be i'm guessing it'll be in january um the games
Starting point is 01:45:43 will the game the games will be great this year. There's a chance that there'll be a little bit of a spike because the brand value is gonna go up because finally we got some fucking like street cred back. I'm starting to think that the board has no idea, like even beyond, I know it's really bad, but I'm guessing it's even worse than I know. I think the games will be fine this year. I think like I said, they're gonna go just straight from the open to the games
Starting point is 01:46:12 and Hopefully they do if they do something virtual in the middle That'll be huge for me for the seven podcasts because we'll just run another live event based on their virtual workouts But yeah, this thing's fucking, this thing's about to fraction. It's about to break. All, really, if I could let the whole cat out of the bag, all I would need to do right now to call it, to begin like the big, big fraction would be to start a blog,
Starting point is 01:46:39 like the original website, put a workout every day and a picture, and then on one side have seminars and the other side have affiliates and just leave it blank and let it organically grow. There's this thing, however, it fractions is going to fraction. So organically, I'm not sure. I don't know what Emily and Greg are doing over there at MetFit, believe it or not. Like I don't talk to them openly about it. I went to their events, their fucking great events.
Starting point is 01:47:02 I'm not sure what they're doing, but whatever happens It's not gonna be forced, but it is gonna fracture It is very it's very close to fracturing and that's why I don't think I think that the board like they're thinking Economically like they're gonna they're gonna somehow get this thing back to level ground again Like they're probably freaking out about the laser thing They probably don't see it right and so they're probably there if they're either gonna cut it for a loss quickly or try to level it out again and sell it but it's not gonna last that long I think it's gonna fracture what do you think I personally don't really care about the
Starting point is 01:47:33 sport anymore I'm just more more concerned about what I love and that's just helping the everyday average person become the best version of themselves right but but as far I like the party you I like the party okay sorry don't get me wrong yeah yeah yeah but but don't get me wrong yeah I care about the games and I watch it and all that but I'm more concerned about all the people getting helped every day just that disappearing because CrossFit slowly comes down to an end you know we'll still do it on our own you'll still do it but I'm just just worried about the 11,000 affiliates or whatever's left.
Starting point is 01:48:08 You know, three years from now it's 3,500, six years now it's 1,500. I'm just wondering where you see that going. Yeah. I think the gym business will always, unless licensure comes in and fucks the gym business, I think the gym business in the United States will always be a flourishing. I think there'll be a huge turnover rate because it's, it's a passion. They're always passion projects and they're not, you
Starting point is 01:48:26 know, it's a hard business to run. Chris Cooper's fucking killing it. Two brain's overflowing with people. But yeah, this thing's going to fracture here really fucking soon. And definitely in the next five years. And I think it's going to be good for everyone. And I hope wherever it fractions and they go, I hope they have something similar to the games, but I hope they keep it in check. I hope it stays as a community party. I hope whoever wherever fractions and they go I hope they have something similar to the games but I hope they keep it in check I hope it stays as a community party I hope it's more like Burning Man or or um then uh then fucking then fl you know what I mean the norcal yeah yeah exactly exactly and real quick while I have you I've got to say I think you have a wonderful opportunity with what you're doing
Starting point is 01:49:05 with Kil Taylor. If you think about where that could possibly go and think of like the open disappears in five years, I think you guys could do something where it could be a huge business opportunity for you. Just hear me out real quick. Right now, we can enter for free. I think if you guys grow this and say you start doing once every two weeks, you have a workout where everyone can enter and maybe 100 people enter it. It might grow organically where it's not about killing Taylor. It's about the best score of that workout
Starting point is 01:49:43 where you just kind of take over the open. Maybe it's once a month, but eventually you could charge to get in if it becomes big enough and the pots big enough Hey, what if we did this dude? What if we did this? I mean, I think it'll always be called kill Taylor even when Taylor yeah, he steps down But you just gave me an idea You know what we could do is we could just have someone win one week and they get 500 bucks and if they come on the next They and that they have to defend their title every week. And so they have a chance to show up the next Saturday and they'll get it.
Starting point is 01:50:09 They do the workout first and they get a chance to defend their title. And if they don't show up, we'll take two, two new people. And we go like that. So it's more like Jeopardy than, um, than Taylor self. One of my good friends and I started this, uh, thing called buddy up, where it was every two weeks we did partner workouts and competitions and you had to enter it. One of your problems will be as it grows, every week will be too much for you to watch all the videos, especially if you have a longer one, it's going to be a real pain in your
Starting point is 01:50:37 ass. So it might be every week might be a lot if this thing ever got real big where you had 15,000 people entering every two weeks. The thing is, I wanted to, I wanted always to be live. I was also thinking this, I want to be like Hunter Biden and Greg be like Joe Biden where I sell access to Greg, meaning like he's going to have this gym and I want to do kill Taylor championships at his gym, but then just charge a thousand dollars for the two day comp, not for the athletes,
Starting point is 01:51:05 but for the people and just throw these fucking parties, right? So you only give, you only sell fucking a hundred tickets at a thousand bucks a piece. There's your fucking hundred grand. You give 50 grand to the fucking athletes and then use the other 50 grand to buy tacos and burritos. I mean, you still spend all the money, but it's just good for the station. I, that's, I would really like to fucking do that. And then you get your money on views and growth and brand. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Kayla works for free. It's fucking easy. As long as he stays in the military and they keep keeping him in a trailer on some undisclosed... That's true.
Starting point is 01:51:41 On the planet. I don't need anyone. Thank you. You asked up for subsidizing the seven podcast If they've done anything right, it's definitely this If I want to get we have a little community gym here at my My house if we want to get if I want to do a little fundraiser here next weekend To raise money for that last caller from South Korea Wow and pay for his L1. How do I get a hold of him? Does anyone have his name? to raise money for that last caller from South Korea and pay for his L1. How do I get a hold of him? Does anyone have his name?
Starting point is 01:52:10 If we want to pay for his L1. That's really nice of you. If he DMs me and you DM me, I can try to hook you guys up or you guys can try to hook up. That's a good question. I didn't catch his name. I can just DM him so I don't have to bother you. Yeah. Hey, if you do that, let me know. I want to support that event. If you
Starting point is 01:52:28 do that, let me know. I want to support that. Okay. Yeah. It'll just be, you know, just do like burpees or something. We can raise, we can easily raise a thousand dollars a weekend. So yeah. Okay. Damn. You're a good dude. Well, yeah, that's yeah. We, he sounds like a, he needs, he needs to get off the sauce and get in the L1 There you go. I didn't even tell he was drunk. Did you tell he was drunk? Oh Yeah, I couldn't tell What's up minutes 1230 there to to his defense, right? And hey, don't don't get too caught up in the presidency
Starting point is 01:53:00 I know I know you're passionate about it, but you know winners are gonna win It doesn't matter who the health president You're gonna come out on top. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. You know, it's funny that I'm that's really smart. Thank you You're right. I'm either way everything's gonna be okay. You're right. Thank you Hey lifelong lifelong them here voting for Trump. All right. Love you, buddy The devil, you know might not be worse than the one you don't all right. Bye. Bye. You're good Hey, what state are you in? I'm in New Hampshire.
Starting point is 01:53:27 Alright. What don't you like that I say? Where do you think I'm flawed? What don't you like that I say? Your lifelong damn- Everything you say is lifelong damn, everything you say is straight facts, not opinions, and I love that. So you don't say really anything wrong from my view.
Starting point is 01:53:42 And hey, you know what's crazy too? I was okay with fucking affirmative action I was okay with it as a damn and I would still be okay with his Republican The problem is is like it just got out of fucking control. It's not like ten seats for fucking black kids Now it's fucking just fucking jihad on white people. It's like what happened No, you're I think you're just speaking the truth and it's ringing right hitting home for me fucking just fucking jihad on white people. It's like, what happened? No, you're, I think you're just speaking the truth and it's ringing right. Hitting home for me. And I'm, you know, admittedly been red pilled and, uh, I just, just can't
Starting point is 01:54:15 believe, uh, where we, where we've gone. Do you have kids? Yeah. I have three daughters. Oh shit. You're fucked. No wonder you got red pill. You never coming back. Yeah, I know three daughters. Oh shit. You're fucked. No wonder you got red-filled. You're never coming back.
Starting point is 01:54:28 I know, I know. How old are your daughters? Three, five, and seven. Oh my god, you're in the exact same boat I am. Congratulations. Fuck, you're living the dream, dude. You're living the dream. Yeah, it's the best.
Starting point is 01:54:47 Alright, dude. Stay close. Stay in touch. I love hearing from you. All right. Don't forget about Hunter. Okay. I won't. Okay. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye now. Listen, fucking Mr. Lifelong Dem. Fucking Hunter. Listen, Hunter's great on this show. I don't need fucking subscribers. I'm not humble enough to say I need subscribers or views from other people. How dare you say that he can help my show? I can't be helped. I have Caleb from Starlink.
Starting point is 01:55:18 Oh yeah, dude. Fucking put it on his channel. About you mean hill are starting a new channel Yeah, yeah It's gonna be called Okay, I'll tell you in the private chat. I don't know. I don't know what he's he's in charge of all that. Oh Yeah, that makes sense I'm just telling you in the private chat. Nice.
Starting point is 01:55:53 OK. It's good, right? I'm so excited. I can't wait till December. It's nice. Yeah, I think our first show will be like December 1st or something Hell yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, we'll have a two-week build-up And then and then
Starting point is 01:56:17 And then just release the hounds. Yeah And then our first our first big show will be the night of I think December 13th Someone have you used the exercise or yet? No No Just right there I wouldn't put that thing on my nose if I yeah I would Hey, what if I did what if I made my nose bigger Hey, what if I did what if I made my nose bigger? Dude I can put that thing on my nose and pump my nose
Starting point is 01:56:53 I Don't really understand how it works two people from the exercise or company are coming on. Oh That'll be good. Yeah They give a demo But they're gonna talk about it FDA approved device, I hope they're cool. I hope they're not too I Mean you got to be cool if you're selling dick pumps, right? Yeah, right Yeah, I mean there's probably stuff they can and can't say well
Starting point is 01:57:24 But I hope they're I hope they're not like uptight. Yeah, that would suck. I think it's time to go. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm moving RV parks today. So I gotta go pick up a tow dolly here soon. Oh, how come? Kicking me out. Oh has it been that long? Yeah What is it called when you stay too long? It's a
Starting point is 01:57:59 Yeah, we're supposed to leave like a couple days ago or something. Yeah, I Just can't believe they're not like well, you're in the fucking Air Force. It's cool stay Are there any yeah, are there any vacant spots? Oh There's a row of them Yeah, there's like there's a bunch there's plenty of insurance reasons is it for like what's the deal you have you tried to sweet-talk anyone Now honestly, I didn't I didn't super bother. I didn't care to. I tried to like initially. Yeah, then they were just being so like, no. So I was like, all right, well, fuck it. I'm not even gonna bother. There's enough RV spots. There's the place I'm going to is actually gonna be better than this. So Oh, it is okay. Yeah, I'm cool with it.
Starting point is 01:58:43 All right. It's just annoying. I hope your star links good there. Yeah, me too It's gonna be right on the water Seve don't put it on your nose. You might drown like I like oh, yeah What if it got stuck over my nose and my mouth and I couldn't get it off and they fucking found that big What? Yeah, oh Shit and Oh shit. And then they found me fucking dead in my shower with a fucking penis pump attached to my face. To be fucked up.
Starting point is 01:59:15 I mean, my wife is not. She's probably found dead people in some weird spots. She's. Oh, shit. Here's my gummies. I forgot to take these with me. Oh, this shit really works. When I fucked up my QL, my, um, now I have two, these guys
Starting point is 01:59:36 make lube. And when I fucked up my QL, my wife took a fucking huge handful of it and rubbed it in right here. And the fucking, like, it's so weird what CBD does. The pain didn't go away but it numbed, it dulled it. Really? Yeah, instead of it being like a pin pushing in, and it was never, the QL is not bad.
Starting point is 01:59:59 It's not like sciatic or back pain, but it just, but it blunted it. I can't really explain it. Huh. Oh, you'd have to breathe through your hog. back pain but it just but it blunted it I can't really explain it. Oh you'd have to breathe through your hog. Wouldn't that be awesome if we were a fucking creature like men had that ability? Like if you tried to cover our mouth and we couldn't breathe as a last minute like safety mechanism the fucking lung fucking starts breathing through your penis. Yeah I think if you do that if you uh, uh, hold your breath long enough, uh, you'll just grow gills and you just squeeze out of your fucking neck.
Starting point is 02:00:35 Yeah, they're there. You just gotta, you just gotta hold your breath long enough. Topical CBD is a placebo. No, I'm, it wasn't. This Trish profile is a fucking placebo. Yeah, it wasn't it was not a placebo. I'm telling you I Think some animals can breathe through their anus is that turtles turtles can do that. I think That sounds right RV parks don't want long-term residents. Yeah, but yes, but he why how come? Here's the here's the thing because they don't want homeless people moving in. I'm gonna take a CBD for this gummy. Go ahead I don't know dude
Starting point is 02:01:14 I don't know why they don't want long-term residents because you have these people who show up to these RV parks with like a full patios worth of like plants and lights and fucking umbrellas and patio furniture. It's like if you have you seen a cat on a leash, cats on leashes like fucking they have they'll come out with fences for their fucking dogs and shit to just hang out outside there. Like those people should be living in houses. Lay out 60 feet of astroturf. Yes astroturf. Dude this one family had a carpet like an area rug that they put down on their little concrete pad and that shit blew away. Do you think they gave a shit about that? No. There's a 20 by 20 carpet area rug sitting in the tree line, 20 feet from my
Starting point is 02:02:06 fucking RV spot. Is the family still there? No, they left. And left their carpet? Yeah, I don't know where it went. That's gone now. But that that family was like, they, I could hear it's one of the, they had one of those RVs where they had like a tent pop out.
Starting point is 02:02:24 So when they would, I would just be sitting outside reading a book or something And I just hear the mom just like screaming at their kids. It was Jack and Jill went up the hill. Yeah, like I told you not that we're not doing that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, just stupid shit. I think my neighbors hear me yell at my kids They don't want long-term residents then stop telling people that they can put shit all over their spot Yeah, you like the house. You have Christmas lights up and it's fucking summertime Yeah, you get a grill and I can't but I can't have a third vehicle in my in my spot But you can have fucking ding-dongs with 20 Rubbermaid bins and an office chair
Starting point is 02:03:06 sitting outside to their their their RV. Hey how hot is it there right now? It's actually really nice right now it's like 80. And does the air feel all clean and shit from the storm coming in and blowing all the garbage out? Oh yeah yeah it was so nice it was like really cool and crisp and like I could sit outside and just like yeah it was great. When Taylor was here It was like really cool and crisp and like I could sit outside and just like, yeah, it was great. When Taylor was here, he was like, holy fuck, the air quality here is insane where you live. And it's funny because I just came from Newport. And even though it's on the beach there, there's definitely a difference. I'm glad he said that to me because it makes me appreciate
Starting point is 02:03:40 where I live. I'm like, oh yeah, it's fucking it's nice here. Yeah, clean's nice here. Yeah. Clean air is nice. It's noticeable. It's actually is noticeable. All right, everyone. Uh, we will see you and will you be here? Oh no, you won't be, will you be here?
Starting point is 02:03:58 I should be there. It shouldn't take me too long to move over there. Okay, cool. We'll see you guys in three hours. Love you guys. Bye bye. If you're not here, we're kind of fuck cause there'll be no one around the

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