The Sevan Podcast - Don Faul will not beat me | Live Call In

Episode Date: January 12, 2025

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I moved locations, I had Caleb on here. Can you guys hear me? Is everything good technical difficulties unless Suza is with him? Yep. Fair enough Fair enough Great assessment great great great assessment What do you guys want to know I hope I hope that it was my fault not or I hope it was Caleb's fault Not my fault that I couldn't hear him. I can't see him now. Hey.

Can you hear me now? Oh yeah, awesome. Cool. So you couldn't hear me before when I had this microphone plugged in? No, I couldn't. Crazy. Well, I brought two roadcasters. I'll try the other road caster

Damn damn damn damn Don Patty. Yeah. Yeah this I'm in a great space actually today You guys want to hear something about cameras Please dig into the meat and potatoes of the show If I think I've cracked the code I think it's's finally here. The ultimate camera setup. I'll know after this week. I won't know until after this week, but I think I think I think I think I think I cracked the code for anyone who wants to vlog. The ultimate vlogging setup. This this camera right here, it's called a DJI action profile. It's a Chinese company. And I think you could do it with the GoPro too.

I just don't think it's as easy and I got a GoPro Hero so if you don't want to do Chinese you can't you can't do it with this But it takes it takes a little bit more finagling but the easiest I cannot fucking believe how easy this is You just buy this camera put in a card put it to the highest settings Hit record. It has this handle with a battery in it. This is a battery and then right here These new mic the hell is going on Did this one? Oh I don't even know where the I'm not even I

Don't even know where the I thought I was gonna be so clever this morning But I'm not even that clever What if I would have left it I would have left my setup at home? That'd be amazing. That would be amazing. Not actually. They have these microphones. These ones work also.

They're not the ones i wanted to show you but basically as soon as i turn this on this this this little box here it automatically attaches to this camera i don't have to do anything oh because they're the same brand they're like yep no way and then i just put go and it has two of them, so you can record two people. And the second I set them back in this beautiful little case here, they automatically start charging again, because the case is also a battery. And then it switches to the onboard mic here, which you could have as a shotgun mic. Oh wow.

It is absolutely nuts. So I could literally just hand this to Avi and be like here do what you want with this Like a 10 year old a 10 year old could figure this out and then you just if you want to record someone you just stick this on them With a magnet or a clip and you can have you can have a microphone on the camera itself like on that Yeah, yeah, and then yeah, you could stick a shotgun microphone on here and anytime you put the wireless mics away It'll go back to here That's crazy. Holy shit. You've really outdone yourself with that hoodie What I didn't know what is that my wife got it for me it's

It's so it's made out of like wooby material which is like a blanket that gets issued to the military, it's like super warm very comfy and It's in DNC which is desert night camo. It's like an old-school like old-school camo that you that we used to use a long time ago and It's yeah, it's pretty nice. But I also have a hood. I have my Subaru. Wait. Wait. Did you say it's pretty nice? Yeah, it's pretty nice Caleb did you think that okay?

Cry me. I knew you were gonna say it's some sort of camo and I'm gonna get shit for not but dude You don't like it. I mean it looks like you got it off the discount rack at fucking Montgomery Ward or Sears Yeah, it does that pattern is great. That's the look that's the Nebraska look. That's the vibe man. I Just don't really care. Just going for comfort Comfort yeah, this was available and this is comfy God that means my phone's not gonna to be working worth a shit too. Oh great. Um, I do want to say this.

Hector said the Osmo Pocket 3 is awesome and you can connect mics too and has a built-in gimbal. I agree. I just don't like dealing with the gimbal on the Osmo 3. I just, I got the Osmo 3 and I just I'm just don't like dealing with it. I just really just prefer this and then use two hands and make sure I move it nice and steady. This is so easy. I feel like that'd be the hardest part just keeping it steady because you it only has that one hand

right? Yeah like I just usually I usually hold it with two hands So like with this hand one of my hands could be the shock mount Does it have like a what are those? What's that thing where it's like an? Like auto does it that's like a Stabilizer yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and you know, it's even crazy the GoPro this go Where's the GoPro the GoPro has a the GoPro footage is insane And this GoPro and this GoPro microphone is insane Does it have a light on that? Yeah, it's even got a little light and you could fuck. I mean you don't have to have that on there

That's great and you could put it you could take this off and put a shotgun mic on it I cannot believe this is my first kind of foray into those cameras But I'm gonna shoot a vlog this weekend a vlog this weekend me and Susan a couple of the other guys are gonna shoot all weekend at the house with Hiller and Taylor self and Big vlog guy, huh? Yeah all those guys. Yeah Day in the life do a little vlogging Wow day in the life is really really popping off lately Please say GoPro 87 times So I don't I do not I need your guys's help

Google Chrome is requesting to bypass the system private window picker and directly access your screen. Okay. Oh, perfect. This is exactly, this is exactly what I needed. Sevan, what you recommend for rolling around events, but on a budget rather than my iPhone. Yeah, this is it. Dude, this, I swear to, I swear to God, you could shoot the entire behind the scenes. You could do anything with this. You could shoot a commercial for Ford with this. And if you had both these cameras, I mean, it's crazy. It is absolutely crazy. I want to say, I would get the smaller mics too. They have smaller DJI mics that last

11 hours now. They're 169 bucks. And the the camera I think the camera and this is like 400 bucks So 600 bucks and you have the ultimate 4k super slow mo everything Okay, uh, this is the first ten dollars listen I have to tell you guys, uh, thank you keeping it real There is no This is uh, there's 34 donations There is no this is a there's 34 donations To rebuild lives of aid for CrossFit LA families and I hate using my fucking platform as a as a place to

Take care of the needy I cannot I cannot stand it. I don't like doing people who died I don't like I just don't like I just don't want to be the obituary section of the newspaper I don't but we have all of you have to give me five dollars today. I'm not asking I'm demanding listen I there's no fucking way Where's the don't see all there's no way? I'm letting Don where's dawn falls donate. see all there's no way? I'm letting Don where's Don falls don't eat. I'm there's no fucking first of all Pedro whites a schoolteacher So I have to give ten times whatever he gives and there's no way I'm letting Don beat me There is no fucking way sorry, it's's not in my budget. Okay, give six dollars then

There is no all you have to do is go over to this account and start donating there is no way I'm letting uh, there's no fucking way. There's no fucking way letting uh, there's no fucking way. There's no fucking way. There is no, yeah, there is no fucking way. Um, Google pay. Oh, great. There, if I click this, is it going to show all my information? Probably. Okay. I'm gonna stop. There's no fucking way It's so petty

Shut it Google get Google pay emails with exclusive offers tips and invitations to get feedback. No, thank you Continue this is the kind of thing I should definitely ask my wife before I pit buy buy this There's no fucking way. Can we confirm this purchase with your wife? I know you're so right. Oh Great, you can see my shit my glasses. Great. Thank you It says it's seven. You're you're a top donor now. Oh look at copy link Putting the link in here Can you guys use that link Sorry, I don't donate anywhere but here. That's fine. If you donate money here, that's fine

but uh, let me go back to the Let me go back to the go fund me I want to see my name up there I want to see what that I donated more than fucking dawn Yeah, when you put the link in the chat, it's a hyperlink and you can they can click on it Go fund me shit. I lost it. What do I put? How do I guess I'll go back to the link in my text messages How are there only 34 donations for this already? How are there only 34 donations for this already? How are there only already what 36 Oh, there it is. Oh, thank you. Listen, listen, I'm not going to get off. I think I'm going to stay on all day.

We have to we have to double the donations. We cannot let look at. Oh, look, I donate I donate look I donated more than dawnfall. Look at I beat him. There it is Easy peasy all you have to do. Oh, I'll go back to the cameras. I'll go back to the cameras I'll go back to the cameras Pat Lang 99 bucks. Thank you for the folks who need it. God, I Please dear go fund me. please do not donate the money to the Woke gyms. Thank you. I strike that from the record. I'm not giving my money with any strings attached.

Nevermind. Give it to the Woke gyms too. I'm sorry. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize for that. I'm donating the money with no strings. Haley. Hi. Um, there's something I need to tell you. Uh, no, I can wait. Do you want me to tell you later? Okay. I'll tell you later.

Tell her now, tell her now. Dude, my wife never says that to me. I said, I need to tell you something. And she goes right now. Tell her now. Dude, my wife never says that to me. I said, I need to tell you something. And she goes right now. She's under a lot of stress. She's probably working pretty hard right now. The first time she told me she was pregnant was on April fools. And she goes, I need to tell you something. I go, what she goes, I'm pregnant. And I said, you think now's a good time to tell me I was just about to

go on a phone call with Greg. This is like in 2008 or nine or ten. I like I didn't even know him that well Wrong answer when your wife tells you that she's pregnant was do you think now is a good time? I Didn't yeah that was horrible Hey sebi, how old were you with your last kid? My iPhone told me I need to unlock it first I want to say I was 45 And my wife was 43 when she had the twins Okay, we've can we can we pull up that go fund me again? Yeah There's no

There's no there's no way Also, I wanted there's no way dawn can be is that we have we have to make a fucking statement here And I'm gonna tell you what if I told you I knew a games workout and I told you I would release a fucking games workout on here If we raised seven thousand bucks My wife was 43 when she had the twins. Yeah, I Pounded her hole on the couch To make the twins we were on the couch

In the living room the same one that's in your office. Yeah. No, no, no. No, it was a really nice leather couch tracy heffner. Thank you Um, so the first time the first time we had a kid Uh when she told me she wanted a kid like every time I would have sex that I'd be like I'd like pray Dear god, please. Let me give my wife all the love that I have Please bring us a love child. I would take my time. I was all patient and shit I was like just like, you know what I mean? Like I really got in the mood Mm-hmm rubbed her down good just made sweet love to her And we got Avi and I was like shit. I'm because my mom told me when I asked her one time

I said why did you in a Heidi my dad make have me and she's like we wanted a love child I'm like, oh shit, we wanted a love child. I'm like, Oh, shit, I want to love child. And then after then after she got pregnant, right, and she had Avi, and she was breastfeeding, her body got crazy. The pussy just turns into just like this wet hamburger thing. It's just dude it's amazing and the titties are huge and swollen and the body's curvaceous the ass is ginormous and that was just that we got the twins just from just like more like agape just like a eating frenzy. Oh Teresa you what are you talking about? The the the the woman's vagina during the is Yeah, wet hamburger. Yeah, okay, if you don't like the wet hamburger you could think of it as

Just like two sponges two wet sponges beautiful sponges No that What the fuck oh? My god, it's fantastic what hamburger is better than the sponge thing the sponge thing just is that's thank you Thank you, Matthew a wet hamburger. Let that sink in for a minute, but also it's delicious. Yeah, I mean it is How's Haley's body after it's crazy she has the nicest body she's ever had right now it's great it's it's it's it's nuts Thank you. Well Tommy. This is a far better comparison and Arby's number seven. Thank you Arby's and my woman my Haley's vagina turned into an Arby's

When the after your wife has a while she's pregnant after she has the baby it's just always ready It's just what is just crazy You just walk by her and you just walk by her and it can just you you'll you'll you can just you can just Mount no warm-up necessary. You just dude. It's right in it's crazy mmm, they usually 10 to 15 seconds it takes to turn a girl on now is It's all time so shops open 24-7. I've never had to experience that. My wife's just always on Well, there you go. Maybe she's pregnant God, I fucking hope not Seven you're looking very Muslim cleric these days. Thank you. I was kind of going for the Muslim look

I'm going for listen guys. Can we refresh this page? We better be up to 40 donations already. I Want to I want to make a statement Did you refresh yeah,, I just did. Nothing. No influence. Maybe I'll just, you know what, how about I just pin that shit. No influencing power. Yeah, I guess we, yeah, I guess not. Ken, excited to see you tomorrow night, buddy.

Really excited to see you. Your Amazon code, and your email address, and your email address, and your email address, Ken, excited to see you tomorrow night, buddy. Really excited to see you. Your Amazon code, your Amazon code is if you don't share it, if you didn't request it, deny it here. Uh, no, thank you. Somebody's trying to log into your Amazon account.

I know. I just got a scam text. Oh. Okay I'm gonna tell you a real I'm gonna tell you a good story and then I expect everyone to run over to GoFundMe and donate 20 bucks. Ready? Please. Don't fool around. Come on let's go. If you bring come on. Let's go if you bring on I'm gonna go over to the Instagram account. This is a great story guys Instagram and I'm in Instagram and I'm gonna go over to the CrossFit Games

Instagram page is it CrossFit Games or no cross it. Sorry. I'm gonna go to CrossFit training CrossFit training. Oh I'm gonna tell you two good stories. You ready for this when when When we were told to shut down all the Facebook pages and Instagram pages at CrossFit. Hmm The guy who is running the accounts was so fucking smart. What he did was he suspended all of the accounts so they looked like they were pulled down. But they weren't pulled down. Yep. And when the CEO at the time came up to me

and is like, hey, are the accounts gone? I said, no, they're just suspended like a fucking idiot. You just, oh my God. Like an idiot, I told the CEO that. Like a fucking idiot You just oh my god Like an idiot. I told the CEO that Yep And he goes no get rid of them And there was a guy there working there at the time and that was like his life's work Do you know what I mean? He had made like a thousand posts. He was in charge of social media. I think he still works at CrossFit

He's a fucking G. Yeah, I don't know how he I He's amazing. Anyway He's like no dude. No one can see that there. No one can see that they're suspended I'm like I fucked up dude. I told the CEO that you just suspended him and he's like you fucking idiot I'm like, I fucked up dude, I told the CEO that you just suspended him. And he's like, you fucking idiot. So we had to get rid of those CrossFit accounts. But at the time, Nicole Carroll, who works there now, was in charge of the CrossFit training account.

That was the one account that I wasn't in charge of. And it's this account here. And she didn't turn it off. Oh. She just suspended it and didn't say anything. So when that fucking idiot got fired, she just turned her account, she just turned the CrossFit Training account back on. Hell yeah.

Did Don make sure everyone knew he was a good dude and donated? I don't know if he did but I did and there sure as fuck ain't getting beaten by Don. We just got another person to donate. Pat Mike. Oh good, nice dude. Thank you Pat. Geez, thank you. Pat, the greatest sabanista alive. Okay, so I want I want but the story gets better You think that that story right there is worth five or ten bucks. I thought that was pretty good. Thank you This is some historical fucking crazy information from CrossFit. That's deep shit Thank you Shane you demand That'll help me if you guys donate money to me that will help me also cuz then I when I tell my wife I gave

one-fifth of our mortgage money to fucking woke Jim in LA she won't be She won't be as angry Okay, so this story is crazy I just want you to I just want you to get your head wrapped around this First of all, what great hope we have look at which Trump got elected All sorts of things are changing even in our own world. Look at this Look at this look at this. This isn't obviously the first time we've met and we've had a little bit of chat before so I guess I'll start with

Taylor self on the CrossFit training Instagram account What the fuck Adding value to the CrossFit community by the way This show is absolutely murdering that guy right there on the right with the TDC shirt on his name is McCoy and he's a level four coach and he's part of the mentor program over at CrossFit Inc and Taylor has got him you can hire this guy McCoy To help you you basically you film on your classes and then this guy will watch your class with you and tear your shit

Up and tell you how much you suck and Taylor fucking got that service from CrossFit because he wants to pass his level 4 and he did it live on the 7 podcast and That show is killing That's incredible anything look at anyway crazy, but but I want to show you this this I want to show you something right here McCoy is a true pro. Okay, got it high quality content exceptional this right here. So listen to this this thing on G with a Angie with a dick So I tuned in so tune into a seven podcast where founder of CrossFit laughed and mocked the death of Lazar

First of all, that's not true at all We were mocking and laughing at games athletes and We were mocking and laughing at games athletes and not at and not at Lazar Jukic's death. No thanks, big miss here. But this person right here, you guys ready for this? Get your fucking checkbooks ready people. Go to the GoFundMe page. This person right here, this this thing. Nope, not that thing hold on this

thing right here nope not that thing hold on let me see if I can get find a still picture of this it yeah where is this thing is this it on the right? Yeah, that's that's probably a picture This thing right here called the the Roots rumor has it that this thing here Called the police on CrossFit Charlotte when they stayed open during kovat and got them shut down The same fucking joker that claims that we were la- this thing right here, this thing, this thing. This thing called the police. This Anji with a dick

called fucking cro- the police is the rumor And got CrossFit Charlotte shut down You're kidding no dense is attractive with a huge huge set of knockers that is not dense Jen Jen is very attractive and I think that the parlance is called milf Yeah, can you fucking believe that wow oh here's a better photo some nipples There we go Jesus dude Yeah, scum of the earth, huh?

scum of the earth making up bullshit about Greg Glassman and then And then calling on Jim's to close him down Did you see somebody respond to them and says you need to stop getting your information from reddit? Oh Did she respond to that? No, I don't think so. It's a stop using reddit and Richie as your source of information do better Listen guys, this show is kill. Okay, let's go back over. I want to see I had to I had to we must be up to 200 go fund me donations by now. Oh She just wanted everyone to be safe, right, right? Shit, I can't click on the i can't click on the comment oh

there we go my shit is a mess today i'm so sorry guys pat lang thanks again for the donation dude i will not be beat by uh dawnfall i will not sure so if pedro can listen pedro is dirt poor 40 Pedro can listen Pedro is dirt poor 40 Let me see can you put him in order Oh newest Pat Lang What zombie 40 bucks? Yeah, boy and wad zombie lives in LA his shit might get burned down If wad zombie can donate you can donate Patrick Wirtz you demand CrossFit industry. Thank you Jeffrey Bursfield, thank you

Yeah, Jeff Burt she he DM me this morning saying he likes my hoodie. So, oh, shit. Just on my side. I like Jeff. He's a good guy. Hey, dude, that hoodie. Seriously, it looks like there's cheap cotton fabric like fake plastic, like lining like it looks like it doesn't really keep you warm. And it looks like cheap material that's on the discount rack at a fabric store.

I'm just telling you, like the stuff that's half off. It's just not it. It's just not true. It is 70 75% off. I'm sweating 70 80% off don't fuck with me. I'll take you to 85 it 80. It was actually $80 like that's that was it That's how much you got Regular what are you talking about step It's not true. It is true. Look at that fucking thing It's cozy man. It's good. It's nice all the movie. Yeah, it's it's a it's a woobie. It's a woobie Yeah, whenever I bet you all the male guys in the chat They know exactly what I'm talking about it is listen if trouble if

Caleb stood up that thing would go down to his ankles That's a fun go pretty far For large and it was like it was pretty it was pretty long It goes like over my butt if I let it go that down that far it could hide an erection. Oh for sure Guys Julia Julia says I love my will be she knows she's a marine she gets it. All right That's your first legit endorsement. Yeah. Thank you. See Nobody liked my Subaru hoodie. So I went out here and I tried to get a little be a little fashionable Eric Eric shut it no one asked me. Oh af nation calm not endorsed. They just have great hoodies

So so this gym I Let me see. Let me let me read this. Let me read. Can you move it a little bit? Let me read what they say here starting January 7th Hamas attacked Israel. Oh, no. Whoa starting January. Why is it always on the 7th, Hamas attacked Israel- oh no. Woah! Starting January 7th- why is it always on the 7th? It's usually the 6th, but you know, it was a day of observation so they pushed it back a day. Starting January 7th, the woke ass LA fire department couldn't put out a small fire

set by homeless people. Have you seen the chief of police for fucking LA? Yeah, she's retarded. She's a fucking DEI hire. Chief of police, chief of police for New Orleans, DEI hire. The interior secretary for the United States, DEI hire. Her thing says first Native American ever to hold blah blah blah. It's fucking, this is nuts. Have you seen the mayor of LA? DEI. It's crazy. It's embarrassing, dude. Embarrassing. It is crazy. Yeah, DEI disaster. This isn't a fire. It's a DEI disaster. God, I can't wait till LA wakes up. I cannot wait. Did you hear Adam Corolla yesterday go on the news? Did you hear his interview interview about him trying to get into the fire department for seven years yes yes insane if you that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard you sign up for the to join the fire

department and then it takes seven years for them to get back to you and when you show up to take the test which is you just start off with a little written test you show up to take the test you which is, you just start off with a little written test, you show up to take the test and you have a black woman in line with you and you say, Hey, how long has it taken you to, uh, to take the test for the fire department? And they say they just signed up last week. You are so fucked up. It is, it is.

We live in a crazy, crazy world. That is so fucked up. And you think about how many people at State that they've pushed back years telling them, hey, you can't join the fire department because you're just a white guy. In the Bay Area, the kid skateboard instructor finished the fire academy at the highest level, top of his class for the physical part, the intellectual part, the test, everything. the I don't understand how anyone can like this. And by the way, all like, I promise you that 90% of the fucking lesbians that are fucking firefighters are absolutely fucking amazing and earn their way to get there. What sucks is, is that then some of them make it to the top of the list. And then they're like, oh, I'm going to go to the top of the list.

And then they're like, oh, I'm going to go to the top of the list. And then they're like, oh, I'm going to go to the top of the list. And then they're like, oh, I'm going to go to the% of the fucking lesbians that are fucking firefighters are absolutely fucking amazing and earn their way to get there What sucks is is that then some of them get in and bring their woke shit there? Which makes it so we have to question everyone else who got in behind them We don't ever question that about the NBA The only fucking DEI hire ever in the NBA was fucking LeBron's son. No one's ever gonna ask that about the NBA The LeBall the Ball brothers those those ones for sure. Geez. I want to talk about my white privilege so badly. I Graduated North Hollywood high with a 1.7 GPA. I could not find a a job I walked to a fire station in North

Hollywood I was 19 I was living in the garage of my family home my mom was on welfare and food stamps and I said can I get a job as a fireman and they said no because you're not black Hispanic or a woman they say that in California they say that in California they tell you that They tell you that no, it's because you're not white it's because you're white you're not the right color Well, about seven years and I went to a construction site and dug ditches and picked up garbage for the next seven years I got a letter in the mail sent to my father's house saying your time has come to do when he was 19 years old he applied to be a firefighter they didn't call him until he was 26 it's crazy that they have his shit on file for that long they're like

oh yeah we have a backlog of white guys we need to hire so it'll be about seven years but we're gonna keep you on the list dude seven years from when I was 19 I'm in a completely different world. I don't give a fuck about joining the fire department. I'm gonna do something else insane Do the written exam for the LA fire department? I took it and I was standing in line and I had a young woman of color standing behind me in line And I said just out of curiosity when did you sign up to become a fireman? Because I did it or a person seven years ago. And she said, Wednesday.

That is an example of my white privilege. It's geez, I want to talk about. So just so you know, none of the firefighters want to want to deal with that either. Oh, they want to put out fires. Yeah. And let me be clear, the black firefighters, the lesbian firefighters, they don't like this policy either. No one likes this policy. And sure as fuck the public doesn't like it. Anyway, okay, let's go back to the GoFundMe page. So there's a big fire going on in LA. And there's a CrossFit gym there, CrossFit gyms there that are devastated. And we know that in communities, that are devastated and we know that in communities there's nothing better than a CrossFit gym.

People go into that gym a five and they come out of seven. People go into that gym a seven and come out of ten every day. Every fucking day. It is the greatest place you could if you ever want if you're like if you're thinking about donating money somewhere only donate money to CrossFit gyms Only don't don't do it for fucking the Armenian Church don't do it for fucking United Negro College Fund don't do it to save Muslim dogs from the pound fuck all of those Here's the reason why? down, fuck all of those. Here's the reason why. When you support your local CrossFit gym, everyone in there gets better and when they go out, they actually do the good shit.

The best person at your church, CrossFitter. The best person who works at the Muslim dog shelter, CrossFitter. The best lesbians you know, CrossFitters. You want to donate to some the the best pedophiles crossfitters It's it's always it's always top of the fucking food chain Even David Weed can agree with that the best carpenter the best plumber the nicest person at the grocery store All of your firefighters all of your cops. Yes All of your firefighters, all of your cops. Yes. Starting January 7th, devastating fires are tearing through parts of LA, leaving the city, including members of our Oak Park CrossFit LA communities homes destroyed, including the affiliate owners.

We're raising funds to help the families rebuild, recover. Insurance doesn't always cover these kind of fires. They have lost everything In December 2024 CrossFit Los Angeles celebrated its 20th anniversary Your donation will go directly to the gym and owner and families who have lost their homes Define best pedo That's the one with the most reddit posts That's it any other questions The the it's a it's amazing to me This should this should be a no-brainer This is just easy even if you've you've never donated before, go over to GoFundMe, set up an account, and just donate.

10, 20, 30 bucks. Donate it here if you don't want my wife to flog me. If it's easier for you, just donate here. I have it pinned in the chat too. So it's always on the top. If anybody comes to the stream, it's on the top of the chat. You just click on it. It'll take you straight to the go fund me Can we look again? I want to make sure no one beats me. Yeah You refresh real quick

No, no, no, no one can beat me how Roberts you demand. Oh shit, dude Don't fall just you know, you my dollar Fucker you mother. Holy shit, dude you motherfucker so Damn it. Oh my god son of a bitch We've also got 12 Donations is the last time we checked. There's no

There's no fucking way There's no way there's no way oh my god this son of a bitch let's play hardball with me I'm donating five bucks to not fucking beat me. Where's my um? Where's my where I need to find my link Dude, this is great donate donateate, donate more than me. Teach you fucking a lesson. Donate, donate five bucks. So if I donate five, I'll be a dollar more than him.

You'll be at 1,006 and he's at 1,005 right now. Yep, yep. He can pound sand. This is insane dude. Show you that that that that shit will not fly here on the Sevan podcast. Okay I'll teach him. Five bucks. Damn this thing takes a while to process. Okay Sevan you're joining 53 donors you make an impact Oh, damn it. I forgot to erase the tip son of a bitch

Now go fund me gets an ad on has me all dawn has me all flustered don's living rent free in my head Don Don Just donated a grand sevi and, uh, he will never match that. No, I'm a fucking duel. I'm not going for the KO. I'm going to duel with this dude. Stands in the center of the ring and trade jabs. Five bucks. The hell's he thinking?

So now he's at a thousand and five and we're at a thousand and six yeah, yeah That shit ain't gonna fly that's fucking hilarious Oh look dense updates 20 bucks nice, uh, sub on let me see those feet What why only fans only fans you got to pay for that? Oh, sorry Hey look at this shirt I got on today What the fuck what even what even is that that's just me that's just me with the boys Wow That's just me. That's just me with the boys Wow That's cool. Yeah That's just me with the boys hey, it should not be hard to get two hundred and fifty thousand dollars

Raised for this go fund me You don't think so no it should not be it should be easy Once people realize what it is like you just have to sit and think for a second. Just think about what, think about what your gym means to you. Think about like all the good people there. Think about all the good shit the, the, uh, the people do who are, who are, uh, cross fitters. Hey, does anyone ever try to buy your wife?

Um, like if she goes into a coffee shop, uh, Caleb's wife's a firefighter for people who don't know The sub on suck on your big toe and I'll give five bucks. Oh God holy shit. All right. I don't I Don't know. Oh my I ran I did a running workout the other day you ran It won't it won't I'm telling you it won't as far as you get. Wow. Yeah, that's as far as I get it won't it's actually pretty impressive I have my ain't

No one better screenshot that Somebody what'd you say? Don't do that. Oh My wife said I'll pull something I the the the the the the

the the the the Okay, yeah. Just because I'm not a pussy. I am gonna do it and you're gonna help me. If you keep doing that, it's gonna get stuck that way. Oh. It's about the same. How close can you get? No. Not.

Hey listen, I bet you I could do it if I was warmed up if it wasn't 7 a.m. Hmm Yeah, probably I have no dignity remind me to try again Remind me to try again you work out work out later and try it. That is not Nat dude That is not nasty to put my toe in my mouth. I wasn't actually gonna suck it I was just gonna like lick it. My feet are amazing guys. My feet are My feet are amazing listen if I was in la helping put out the fires I'd do it barefoot Honestly, you probably could your shit's so calloused up you just walk all over the embers like no problem

Yeah, that shit's crazy calloused up. You just walk all over the embers like no problem Yeah, that shit's crazy That's just one pad. Yeah, it's great You can actually see all of your arches like every like the three arches in your foot. You can see all of them That's pretty impressive. I Used to be when I was always barefoot and I never wore shoes. I was a size 7 And I was probably a little taller it. Oh now I'm a site now. I'm a size 8 and I was probably a little taller. Yeah. Oh. Now I'm a size eight. Everything's kind of spread out.

Yeah. Everything's kind of just lowered just a little bit, even though it's still a crazy arch. You have the feet of a second century Turkish trader. Yeah. Where are your wares and rugs? You selling some? Yes, always. I put, the reason why my beers looking like this today is I put mud in it This morning. I really do want to shave the top and I want I want to go for that Muslim look

I want to go for the that you do UFC fighters. You know how they have no mustache and they have just a big beard. Yeah It totally want to go for that. Look can't can you not do that? That one I I find that so silly Whatever that is. I I hate it Paul Simon James come to me. Oh My god We have miracles Simon James come to me. Oh my god We have miracles to perform Mary

No women in the Apostle group you are free What what is she doing with them in that movie the chosen? I don't understand what she's doing She's like she I didn't know she rolled with them. I don't know either. Did you see this profile picture? Did you already address this whose profile picture the one you have up right now? Oh, oh Jesus criminy was so fast. Oh Jesus You know, you know when you you know when you see those guys in the wheelchair and they have no neck and their shoulders up like this, they're like I Am a wheelchair and they have no neck and their shoulders up like this they're like I am a chess player. Stephen Hawking. Yeah yeah yeah I look like that don't I look like that like I like that's peak Stephen Hawking right there. She's Louise. Um your wife's a firefighter has she ever gone into a store and someone tries to pay for her when she's all suited up

Yeah all the time. Yeah all the time She'll I mean like whether it's like a meal at a restaurant like she's going to pick up food for some Like to make or anything coffee I mean they'll have people come by the station that like on the holidays and stuff and they'll drop off like a Make a bunch of food and drop it off with the department all the time It's like just the neighborhood thing like whatever neighborhood she's been in There's always a group of people that come by and like they drop off Christmas cookies now Let me tell you let me tell you who those people are who do that

Hmm Crossfitters Yeah Those are all Crossfitters Yesterday I stopped in some gas station in the middle of nowhere and there were, because I came from San Francisco to Arizona and there were just firefighters and fire trucks and everything's fucking moving south. And we walked into a loves and there was a guy there and he was at the counter and I was behind him and he had the all he was all suited up in all the Cal Fire shit right. So right when the guy said the price and he pulled out his wallet,

I ran up there and I'm like, let me pay. And he's like, no, I can't let you do that. And then he asked for a Copenhagen. I'm like, and for a second I thought about backing away because that's probably another extra eight bucks. Yeah. But I'm like, no, no, and we got into it at the counter. Like we got into it.

Really? Yeah. And when he was done my kids like why didn't you let him pay for you I was like let him pay for me I was trying to pay for like they didn't even understand like I was trying to pay for him yeah I think it's at some point you point you just let it happen. Because I mean it happens for me. Yes, you have to let it happen. We've had a few instances just being down here and like my class will go out to lunch

or like we'll get out early and go grab breakfast and stuff. And somebody probably a vet, probably a CrossFitter. It's CrossFitter. They'll grab like they'll grab our tab like eight nine of us have just had breakfast and they've the guys like don't worry like I Got it. No, like thank you for your service kind of thing. And yeah, like you can't just be like, oh no Like I got please stop like it can't be an argument anymore because they want to do so there They're trying to do a service to you anymore because they want to do some they're they're trying to do a service to you like I like I like it I like it when it's like a female black firefighter and then like I kill like three birds with one stone like I prove I'm not racist I'm not a

misogynist and I'm supporting firefighters I'm like fuck triple crown all the DEI shit right triple triple crown I got I did it all I'm gonna make sure fucking Don's not fucking around in here. No, he hasn't had anything. Good. He needs to go run the company or something. How do I see all? Just see all and then you can just scroll down and see them all. Okay. More on yours than mine.

BrickMoverly, thank you. Natalie, you're the shit. Michael Caputo. Wow, what a name. Caputo? Yeah. Michael Caputo. Cut into his pasta fun. Jamie Hicks, thank you. Scott Schweitzer. Hell yeah.

Look at that, 21. He's like, fucked out. I just buried all the people who donated 20. And he wins. Look at that, 21. He's like, fucked out. I just buried all the people who donated 20. 21. Carla Rivera. Stevamatosian. Oh, I see what Don did there. He made me look like a douche. Like, I only donated five bucks. This motherfucker is playing chess. I'm playing checkers.

You are on like the top donator part though, so it's like, it's kind of okay. But if you scroll to the recents, then you're like like you're fucked. Yeah, this fucking guy's playing chess Brooke Brooke Morley appreciate all you do. That's for all the firefighters out there Our LTS once paid the company bar tab at 1600 after the company allotment was taken out. What's an LTS? Lieutenant LTs That's cool Uh, uh shannon maderas. Good morning shannon My daughter's a police officer in santa clara county people do that a lot and i'm grateful and thankful for the support with all they deal With yeah. Yeah. I hope she's doing all right if she's working be safe out there

Her daughter is hot too that must be be trip being a hot cop supremely that must be so weird I bet you get you're pretty good at negotiating though yeah put your hands behind your back young man yes dear why doesn't Kaylee the Thanks cheapskate unreal Fuck is going on here The How much of the fire is contained now by the way, please go donate. It's so easy. Just take a second Look at it's pinned in the top. Here's the link when you go there Donate to 20 bucks. It's super easy and quick to do or whatever you want to donate five dollars one dollar and then and then make sure you take the tips down to zero oh shit they wouldn't let me post to go fund me in the chat it's yeah okay

have fun I spent a little bit of our mortgage money this month okay okay thank you she said she'll take it out of my allowance hey Cole shut the fuck up I'm being selfish I say that to my wife every time she leaves the house hey be safe because I want to know I'm reminding myself okay shit's hard out there be safe as opposed to not be safe this is opposed to just not saying anything. I want them to know that I care. This is just a fundraising show? Are you kidding me, Sean? I just fucking told two... I showed you...

I outed someone who called the police on a CrossFit gym that stayed open in the open. I did a fucking camera review from fucking the greatest fucking documentary filmmaker who ever fucking lived camera mic review and I tried to suck my toe and I also told a crazy historical piece of information about Nicole Carroll saving the CrossFit training camp and then I also showed that With Trump in power a Taylor's now made it onto the training page And I fucking destroyed turned fucking pro-l laps Caleb's anus because of the jacket He's wearing the fuck do you want for me? And we're only fucking 51 minutes into the show And I almost made some people vomit and I told you about the hamburger pussy I Mean this thing this show is dense sorry Jenny I didn't mean to steal your oh I just got that dense is that what that means dense

updates like it's got like a lot of info yeah maybe what does this mean this donation is protected No idea thomas hyland is the organizer of this fundraiser. I wonder if that's guys related to dusty hyland Oh, maybe Dusty's a hardcore. Oh g How come matto keeps shows up there and mine doesn't show up there? Because he's the top donation. Like he's the highest one so far. Bullshit. See all.

If you see top you're probably the second one. Joshua Daniel. You demand Ernest Garza. Ernesto? Wow, wow, using some of that money from his can collection business. That's crazy. He's been picking up cans all day on the streets and now he's just, he went to the local coin store and redeemed all his money when i went to school at uc santa barbara there was this mexican family and uh he had four kids and a guy and he would drive his uh minivan down the streets every morning every morning

and the kids would walk along the side of the minivan and they would pick up all the cans and bottles uh and throw them in the car they put them in bags and then throw the bags, fill the bags up and they would just walk up and down the streets and all the kids in town, like all the college students in town, they all knew that that's what so everyone did that. You know what I mean? For him. So like you would, you know what I mean? Everyone's partying.

You finished drinking your beer, you throw it outside your bottle or your can, you just throw it in your front yard. And they would come by every fucking morning and clean everyone's yard. It was fucking crazy. And everyone in town knew them. And I, and I lit, I was an undergrad for 10 years. So I lived in that town for 10 years. And eventually I watched the kids grow up and he sent two of his kids to Harvard. Whoa. Crazy, right? Off of can money. I mean, I I get if they probably got some scholarships, too But just imagine that's what those kids did every single fucking morning before school

They'd be out there And I'd be out there too like at 5 a.m A lot of times to just doing like smoking weed or drink finishing the last natty ice or something I wish I could remember his name that guy was so fucking cool. That's awesome. Yeah Show us your dick root, and I will donate $10 I Cannot My grandma used to have one of those like Can crushers that she just like had like homemade one that she mounted on the wall outside?

Yes, we would go over to her house. She lived in Victorville. You know, is that like Yes, yes, I desert just like shit hole slum town meth town. Yeah, super big meth town We would just go visit her and she would just save a dumpster like a a, like a, one of those huge trash cans, like a, when it was 10, what do they call it? They're like 20 gallon, 20 gallon dumpsters and just filled with Coke cans or whatever they were drinking. And me and my brother would just go in their backyard and just crush cans. We thought it was the most fun thing ever.

And we just did that every time we went over to their house. Hey, what about those kids who could stand on a can and then tap it and it would just go flat? What? You never seen that trick? No. You stand on a can and you balance on it

with all your weight on it and then you bend over and just tap the side of the can and it goes flat. Oh, that's crazy. No, I've never seen that. Wow, that's because you guys were advanced. You guys had a can crusher. You're the one what's mounted on the wall and you pull the, yes in that Wow, that's cuz you guys were advanced you guys had a can crusher You're the one what's mounted on the wall and you pulled in hey Did eventually the screws come loose on that thing and you just starts coming off the wall because you crash pulled so many cans

Yeah, yeah exactly. Eventually, I think it like broke and we were just doing it with our feet just stomping can yeah stomping them Stomping them is fun, too. Yeah Yeah, stomping them stomping them is fun, too. Yeah Matt, you know, we would always use we would we would put them on our bikes So it sounded like motorcycles you like put them on the on the wheel And then as I like rotates like kind of kind of like the card trick Yes, but use it with cans and it sounds like a like a motorcycle Travis Bellinghausen Hunter buck you demand Albert Lou Adam Bl Blakely Robert Vartan. Oh Armenian

Armenian really I bet Vartan Robert Vartan Vartan Vartan Rob Robert Vartan, but his real last name is Vartan young If I went to school with that kid I would have called him fart man Robert fart fart and they come up with something Dang They got make sure Don's not fucking lurking in the shadows He's a sneaky little guy that's for sure. Yeah. He probably he's probably in an affiliate right now working out and he's gonna come out and check this. Let him fucking beat me. This fucking sebon guy. Oh there's 69 donations guys. Good job. Nice.

Still embarrassing We mean I mean it's double. It's good. I don't mean to be negative. I don't need to be a negative Nancy. Yeah, shut up Cole on donations Cole always a positive Repository of positive and uplifting post from him fucking lame. Oh, he must be having a bad day I had mad bitches on the pegs of my bike cuz that was what cool kids did No, that's what all the retards did. I mean like he he had a girl. He had a girl riding on the pegs. Yeah Cole you just hot have a girl Uh, yeah, don't, uh, wait, uh, yeah, don't, uh, no. All right.

Let me see, let me see, let me see, uh, let me see if I need to remind you guys what we're doing here. We are raising money. How much of the fire is contained first of all? 0% when I look last year. Oh, LA fire containment. Hey dude, it could get just nuts, huh? Yeah, it could get really bad. Like we might not even be at the beginning of it. What do you mean? I think we are at the beginning of it. I mean, okay, that's what I mean.

It's only going to get worse. Sorry, we could only be at the beginning of it. Thank you for listening. Thanks for fucking up my, making me look like an idiot. Fire containment, also known as fire stopping, is the process... Oh, no. Oh. Los Angeles. Los Angeles. Los Angeles fire containment. Five dead.

Blaze burns and oh the Hollywood Hills fire isn't put out. Last night when I went to bed they supposedly had that out. Zero percent. Wow. Well, they ran out of water. They just been pushing it out into the ocean. Do you know the water story? Have you heard the fucking water story?

Yeah, they just redirected into the ocean, right? They don't even try to contain it because they're trying to save some retarded ass fish Yeah, but you know that they get so so basically in a nutshell what happened was Trump told them this is years ago told new the state of California Hey, you have to stop dumping that water into the ocean. You have to send it to LA You have a new some sued the federal government and said we're not gonna do that and won Now he's agreed now for years later he's agreed to it okay we'll do it fuck the smelt and it's too fucking late. Do you know that he's taken he's torn down four dams in California and we haven't built a reservoir here since 1979.

We just had our two biggest winters biggest rain seasons like in the history of fucking, California And this year it's been raining a shitload already, too Hey Jake Chapman, do you remember the tsunami they killed 280,000 people 20 years ago, but how many CrossFit gyms went down? That's the question did you see what Susan just said oh what he's he directed towards a Huberman post okay let's watch it thank Thank you. Thank you, Susan. There are people who are, uh, lighting fires, just random people. This is a video that he just posted.

We're at 302 Pico and people are lighting fires. Now you can see that later. Fire. These guys, not all the people there, but some of those guys lit that fire and they're actually, uh, the trees caught fire and then the palms are catching fire so civilians are now lighting fires down in the so-called you know flats around Santa Monica Venice so be safe out there fire department's been dispatched. We don't have enough water to put this thing out. Zoom in!

Supposedly on the way. Okay, so I have a question. I have a question. First of all, I want to point something out to you. Do you think that there's any girls in that group doing that? Probably not. No. No girls. No girls. No girls. That's all dudes. That's all boy shit. That's all boy shit. That's all just boys. That's boys without dads, boys without direction. That's all boys. Girls don't do that shit. Girls don't start fucking fires while the fucking city's already burning down.

That's all fucking boys. Hey, so here's my question. If you have a gun, can you shoot those people? Probably not in California. Yeah, but they're a threat to your safety. If someone's driving at you, they're a threat to your safety. You know that the fire department's not going to come there. You have no idea how many more fires they're going to start. You have no idea if someone's in that building. Why wouldn't you be able to shoot those people? Why wouldn't you be able to shoot someone who's starting a fire? Defend yourself and the neighborhood.

Yeah, it's like the cops coming., yeah the cops coming you're like hey I was I was afraid of that I was gonna die cuz they're burning down my homes in my neighborhood Yeah Yeah Equal force storm Alright, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go get one of those Tesla flamethrowers. Yeah, I'm just gonna shoot it at that guy whoever started the fire. They're gonna get a flamethrower to the fucking dome Yeah, ask Rittenhouse how that worked out. I know it's crazy. He got in trouble and someone had a gun pointed at him

Yelling yelling fucking racial slurs chasing him down the street. And so he turned around and stood his ground Think think about think about Yeah, that's the country. That's the fucking country we live in right now in California Is the epitome of it you have some guy like Rittenhouse? Who shot a white guy? Screaming racial slurs about black people and then was paraded by the fucking media as a racist Just think about that. How like how would you explain that to your kids? He shot three white guys one of the guys had a gun the other guy tried to beat him with a fucking

Skateboard and the other guy was yelling racial slurs about black people and yet he was paraded around by the fucking left media as a racist It's fucking why I just got out of prison for like touching kids Yeah, exactly. Not just he saw them eyes like he saw themized like 14 kids. Yeah, the guy who got killed who was yelling the racial slurs had just gotten out of jail that night for sodomizing kids. Yep. Fucking insane. Insane. It's like dude, he should be lauded because now, I mean, he just killed a pedophile. Fucking wild dude. made million set for life good. I hope so. Yeah, I think he's good now So you have these you have these CrossFit gyms in LA

it's I'm trying to think what's good in LA besides CrossFit gyms You have to remember to CrossFit gyms. You have to remember too, CrossFit gyms make people personally accountable and personally responsible one person at a time. Fitness and exercise and becoming capable, like there's no, there's, there's no, there's nothing better for humanity than making people healthy. They consume less resources, they eat less shit food that comes in plastic containers. They require less jet fuel to fucking move around on airplanes. They help your mom at the grocery store.

And you know what that eventually makes them, right? It makes them fucking believe in individual rights. It makes them good people. Yeah. And so here we have Los Angeles, a place of no personal accountability and no responsibility, and we have these little havens called CrossFit gyms where people can go and work out and learn the way of being a productive member of a community Place where you judge people based on their merit We're at 70 Yep. Oh 73 God, I love you guys. Cory Leonard 22 bucks. Yeah, boy

Yeah, boy. I Love it Yeah, boy. I love it. Anonymous. You're one of my favorite. I'll put it in your dumper later. Tyler Watkins. Shantel Ayote. Ayote. Japanese. What kind of name is that? A-Y-O-T-T-O. A-Y-O-T-T-O or T-T-E.T-T-O. A-Y-O-T-T-O or T-T-E. T-T-E. H-O-T-T-O-G-O.

Oh, hit images. Nope, not Asian. What are they? It looks Italian. I just typed in the last name and some lady named Kelly Ioti came up. I'm sure it's not. Oh. Italian. My name is Chantelle Iotti. I dated this black

chicken college named Chantelle. Oh my, she was fucking amazing. I wonder what happened to her. First day I met her, she showed me her modeling pictures, but I'm like looking at her while she's showing me her modeling pictures. It was, she was- For you too. Oh my God. I forgot about her till just now. Probably gonna have to apologize to my wife for what I'm thinking.

Christine Young, thank you. God, these are big donations guys. Tyler Watkins, thank you. You guys are awesome. Corey Leonard, always a huge supporter of the show. I wish I knew her last name, Chantelle. She was a whole head taller than me. Wow. Yeah. Did she pick you up? And we did Netflix and chill. Yes, she could. I don't remember if she ever did.

We did Netflix and chill before there was Netflix. Vflix and chill. Yes, she could I don't remember if she ever did We did netflix and chill before there was netflix vhs and chill DVR and chill. Yeah She was really quiet I think it would be inappropriate if I told some stories She's probably still a whole head taller than you yeah, that's true I'm thinking i'm thinking um, here's the deal i'm gonna tell you guys one more thing Probably more than one more thing So I was thinking about I should just i'm just gonna stay on the show all day today

Like we have to just we have to get we have to just raise keep raising money How come David weed hasn't donated five bucks yet? God, he's a pussy. He probably doesn't even own a credit card He probably doesn't have a credit card. He's probably the anonymous guy Plot twist she was ugly and a ham on dude. I'm telling you This chick was so hot. She was like Nigerian black Wow, and she had like no waste and just the fucking ginormous ass and these crazy titties It was crazy It was like being naked with her was like being with like a naked black bar of soap. It was like

She was like made of porcelain. Do they make black porcelain? I guess Let's find out She was like the most beautiful creature that ever lived her eyes were huge Yeah, there's black porcelain. There is yeah Huge. Yeah, there's black porcelain. There is. Yeah. Do not do tell do tell. No, I'm good. I gotta be careful. I'm a married man. I'm a married man. I shouldn't even be thinking about those things. It's impure.

And I'm watching the chosen. Yeah, you got your Nigerian, Nigeria. You don't know what Nigerian black means what the fuck do you live under? Oh my god Did I tell you that I went into sprouts last night, do you know what a sprouts is Nigerian black Nigerian black is just really black. It's like just there there. You know what I mean? They're like they're purebred It's like a German Shepherd or like Like me. I'm just Armenian. You know what I mean? Like if you saw my wife, you'd be like Jew if you see me and like, you know, and you know my people You're like Armenian like if you see a Nigerian, you know, like like a Camaro Ousmane like you just know. Yeah deep purple Yeah. Yeah

Ethiopians are blacker Yeah, it's a grocery store. Yeah. Yeah Ethiopian women are blacker. Sprouts is a grocery store, yeah? Yeah, Ethiopian women are hot too. I think I dodged a bullet. Oh, okay. Here's the story I was going to tell you. I was thinking about staying on the show for just forever today. Okay. And just do a really long show like a

12-hour show. Oh my god. And then Greg texted me this morning he's like hey come over I want to run some rehearsals I want to do like a because tomorrow's Saturday he has a big up. Saturday and Sunday. And so I was like, I was like, yeah, I have a podcast, I'll come when I'm done. And, and I'll be yours all day. And I just wanted to let you know, that's how That's how I got so far in CrossFit, not by being talented or being good at Fran or being a great trainer or none of that. It was just by just always saying yes, 365, 24, 7. Yes. From anyone, it didn't have to be Greg, anyone in the company, someone who worked

for me, above me, below me, I just said yes. And I'm gonna tell you something else that I really learned the other day, that I've known for a long time, but it came naturally to me, but that I haven't shared. No one wants to be around a micromanager and if you work with creative people and you're telling creative people what to do They're gonna fucking hate you I wonder if I should go into this more why not I Don't know how interesting it is for people If you if you so so what I would do what I would do is I would just be sitting there in the office and

Heber would come in and he would be like and there would be stuff. I'd want him to do i'd be like Hey heber, do you think you can go film an l1 and he'd be like I really don't want to do that That's not my thing I'd be like I understand but we need L1 footage. We need people squatting What do you what do you want to do and he'd be like, well, I want to go to Antarctica there's a guy there running a fucking half marathon He's a fucking cross fitter and he's gonna set the world record for running a half marathon and the Antarctica and I would be like, okay That's awesome. You're right in Obviously he'd proven himself. He's a fucking G. Everything he does is gold and so then I would be like, okay

That's a great idea. That's awesome. And then hey at some point maybe you know, just like sometime this year You could go to an L1 and Film it and he'd be like, okay, I don't even remember if he ever did, but that's almost a verbatim conversation. The spirit of that conversation is true. And I would have that with all my employees. And there's people now who work for the show and work around me in the show, and it's the exact same thing.

Like, whoever made this, whoever made this layout here for the Sevan podcast, like, they make it, and then even if there's something about it. I don't like I don't say anything Good job, it's just good job. I Say do you I say oh, did you make it? No, I'm no no. I'm just saying Thank you. You're like cool. Thanks. Yeah. Thank you. Or I'll say hey, did you like do you like it? And they'd be like yeah, and I'm like, okay cool. If you like it, I like it like fuck. What do I know?

Hmm. That's how you will get the most work out of everyone. You have to let people be intrapreneurs You cannot fucking micromanage people You will root you will unless you just don't want them to give a fuck So I hired so I hired this guy to come out and film with me, uh, uh, with Greg this weekend. And he said, Hey, I want to sit down and do some interviews, uh, with Greg. And I said, okay, that's awesome. And he goes, and then maybe we can get some other footage of, um, him like talking to people and we can set up a place so that people can sit down

and do one-on-one conversations with Greg and we could shoot it and film it. I didn't pay, I didn't hire that guy to do that. I hired that guy to just fucking stand there and hold the camera and film and make sure it's all done. But he comes to me with that idea. And even if I don't like it, I don't say, No, we don't have time for that. Or I don't like it, which I do like it. I love it that he's fucking excited. I don't like it, which I do like it. I love it that he's fucking excited. Yeah. I don't be like, okay, make sure we get releases from everyone we interview.

I don't say anything. I just say, God, that's fucking so smart. I wish I would have thought of that. That's it. It's just yes, yes, yes, yes, all the way, all the way, just yeses, just guiding people. There were these, there are these comics um i don't know if they still have the shows but there would be these comics and they were out of the uk and

they would stand on stage and it was a tv show when i was a kid and people from the audience would say something like diaper rash and then they would do a skit around diaper rash and then later i heard them interview and they said whatever you do the our method is is whatever you do you never say no So if one guy's like, oh my god, I can't believe the diaper rash on your on that elephant You weren't allowed to say that's not an elephant. You would have to be like, yeah, and boy, that's a big elephant Why is he walking into the 7-eleven? You know what? I mean, you had you had to always be pushing forward You had to always be pushing forward. And I got so much out of people and people and people who do that to me got so much out of me.

If you trust people they become trustworthy, the Tao Teh Chang. If you trust people they become trustworthy. For CrossFit question, I thought on Community Cup. I like the idea for very average CrossFitter like myself. Honestly, Steven, I don't have an opinion about it. I don't, I don't, I don't like... I'm at a place where I'm like, fuck, I hope I can do all three workouts and film them and submit them. God, can I, like that's where I'm at, dude. I'm like, ooh, I hope I hope like I don't even care. I don't care what my time I just my my my goals are so so the bar is

so low for me. I wish I could tell I wish the bar is so low for me. It's like, okay sign up for the open make sure you do the workout take a video submit it Come on baby 10,000 And so the thing is is like Greg asked me to do something and like like I want to stay on the show all day But it's also like yes Right. There we go 75 donations Octavia Octavio Octavio Garcia si, senor Si, senor Julie Julie dance. Hi. Hi Julie

There's gonna be someone who's like I didn't donate because of the seven podcasts and he said my name I'm disgusted Because of the seven podcasts and he said my name I'm disgusted You won't see that over here you'll only see that at right it though Fuck you Mason I sense The sarcasm in your voice this the dig not the sarcasm the dig. Hope it really happens this year. It's going to You don't have to hope I think you did. Didn't you do all the workouts last year? Just you just didn't post one of them Uh, I want to say that there was something like a 95 pound thruster or something

Was there something crazy in the last workout? I want to say the last workout Maybe I didn't do I think the first one I did the second second one I didn't submit the video, and I think the third one... We did the second one in Greg's garage. Like all of us did it. Oh, oh, okay. That's right. That's right. God, that one broke me off. That was one with the rower and the deadlifts. Yeah, and the double unders. Yeah, that broke me off. That one with the rower and the deadlifts yeah and the double unders yeah that broke me off that one was tough yeah that broke me off every time dan posts i see this image in my head of him smoking crack

what yeah why have you ever met him in person no No. Oh Maybe I have I just remember I don't think I have He looks like he's almost crack though Yeah, we're gonna have to put either Mason or David one They can they if they were kids I would never in my classroom. I would never let them sit next to each other ever I would transfer one of them out to each other ever. I would transfer one of them out. I heard there's no open announcement this year. God, that would be amazing. Because if there's not, that just means that when we do it at CrossFit Charlotte, the one that that girl fucking called the cops on, Angie, that means when we do the open announcement at Cross at Charlotte, we'll get even more views. Anonymous, another anonymous.

Anji. Here we go. Keep that ball rolling. Hey, do you think that was really dawnfall? You think someone just donated under with dawn falls name? um, I don't know I Cuz I had the same thought but you have it's like hooked up to your Like whatever your account is that you donate or like I think I'm pretty sure it's got to be him I'm anonymous. They won't allow McCaulkener No shit. I believe you

Censorship is strong at GoFundMe. Yeah, they take the name from your the account that you donate from And and I in Ernie Garza is like to me is like a Dan Guerrero's a brother who didn't smoke crack Oh you can edit your display name son of a bitch someone's fucking with me maybe Adam Lakesley I wanted to put my Mike ox is huge Mike my the Shit7oKeef1upped you, he too upped me. He gave $2000, he got that podium money. Yeah, he was like one of the first people to donate. He got that podium money. Alright. Oh Wow, oh Nellie oh shit

Wow Oh, I better I better take care of this quick. Uh oh. There is, I get, can that really be true? Um, Susan, sorry, I have to do this. I was just told that there were not allowed to put, uh, tape on the floor and Greg's gym. Cause the concrete's not ready.

It's still curing. No tape on floor. Concrete is still, how could it still be curing and we're allowed to go on it something doesn't make sense to me yeah that's weird I'm gonna have to pin this hey this is gonna be pretty cool. Hiller's coming out. What's the bald guy's name? Taylor's coming out.

Suze is coming out. Yeah, that's pretty insane. I'm one cup of coffee away from putting my toe in my mouth. Or say that when you need her. Oh Eatin Beaver thank you for the donation. So you can't change your name? No. Yeah you can. Somebody just donated as Matt Matosian burns. Oh What the please tell me we're over 10k no, we're like edging 10k dude Oh Matt Matosian burns. Oh, so that's Matt burns and he just threw in Matosian

Yeah. Oh So someone did fuck me with the dawnfall thing god We don't know that Okay, let's just keep saying it's dawn. Yes Way funnier I want to think that in case anyone else Donates five bucks By the way kill Taylor this week will be in Greg Glassman's gym. It will not be at 8 a.m. It'll be later on in the day. I'm guessing 4 p.m. 3 p.m. Also, if you're gonna watch the Binge Bros, we're watching Man on Fire this week because Dexter is down.

So there's that. Hmm So there's that Let me let's let's take a little intermission from this um Charity event gotta hate charity Really don't like charity. Oh my god. This isn't really charity though. This is like just this is charity. It's for the it's for the ladies. It's charity for the ladies. No I meant the GoFundMe isn't really that's not really I don't think of like what we're doing trying to get money to these CrossFit gym owners.

It's charity. It's like it's our obligation. Mm-hmm Okay, do this pose for five minutes before bed to fall asleep more quickly and have better sleep Okay, so this is a pose that you should do before you go to bed at night if you want to fall asleep More easily night if you want to fall asleep more easily. Down dog, arch back, face down, ass up. Sir, I'm sure that's a wonderful way to get some sleep, but I can guarantee you if I am in that position right before bed in the bed I am not going to bed in five minutes sincerely a married woman that's like that's saying something after five if you're not going to bed before five minutes, that's wisdom, right? Yeah Yeah, it's good. I just put in ten bucks and got us over ten thousand. All right. See you guys later. See you tomorrow

Yes, yeah you are you are listen that is the worst advice ever if you If you if you you, if you, I thought that was a brilliant comment on her part. That's the kind of wisdom you'll learn at a CrossFit gym. If, I mean, can you imagine if you came to bed and your wife was like that? Yeah, we're not going to bed. We're not going to bed.

Can you imagine? I hope my wife sees, I've never come to the bed and seen that, by the way. It'll be at least 90 seconds Yeah, you'll be asleep and I'll be asleep in three minutes. You might not be Can you imagine has anyone come to their bed and seen that like you just walk in like you're in there brushing your teeth No, I usually I'll sometimes I'll come into bed and she'll be topless Yeah, it's good. All right

It's easier. Well, I gotta get I just got to get rid of some shorts or something game on that's how I deliver my kids Christmas presents to Unwrapped oh Okay, you know what I mean? Like when you get to bed and they're naked it's like it's just unwrapped That is not where I thought you were going. Oh Unwrapped that's good. Yeah naked it's like it's just unwrapped. That is not where I thought you were going. Oh. Unwrapped. That's good. Yeah. It's well usually the unwrapped ones are the ones from Santa. Oh. The ones you get from your parents. Oh. I just do everything unwrapped. And you know what's even better? Once shit comes from Amazon you just leave it in the cardboard box. Hell yeah and then you

wrap the box. I don't even wrap the box. Okay you don't wrap the box. You just wrap the box. You take the sticker off or you open you open it up remove the receipt or whatever that came with it and then you wrap the box. I just I thank you Heidi. This is this is what I thought he was this is what I thought he meant. You deliver your kids Christmas presents topless? No, Jesus Heidi your perverts. That's Immediately where I went to thank you Heidi Crazy You know people are just sitting around the TV just watching the The LA burned down. It's like it's like

It's crazy. It's like it's like It's crazy. It's like Yeah, see must set up posted in a like a live feed this lady just covering it so I was just watching that and it was It was very just very descriptive I guess and It's like crazy to watch and then obviously just all of social media is just erupting with it one of the guys I in my class right now, he's a wildland firefighter crazy to watch and then obviously just all of social media is just erupting with it One of the guys I in my class right now He's a wildland firefighter used to be and he was just telling us all about it. He's like, yeah, it's I

Have friends who are there right now or just they have they can't do anything about it. They're just like you're just digging up lines where you can and Like the winds just gonna take it like it's it's almost impossible to They're out of they're out of water. The wind is blowing and young men are starting fires all over town. Yeah It's absolute fucking anarchy Mason I'll be back in the comments to ass-pound you in a minute. I guess the NorCal Classic put out their qualifier. Okay. And I guess there was something in there called running double unders or something, moving double unders or something moving double unders and I guess it some people don't like it yeah I don't but uh let me show you what let me show you what a champion

does okay let me show you let me show you what you do when you're not a pussy. Okay, yeah. Let's do it. This is, let me tell you, if James Hicks, if James Bragg's house was on fire, he would stand out there with a fucking garden hose in one hand and his dick in the other and put that fire out. Okay. Your average person would just hold the garden hose.

But if you want to be a world champion, you piss on the fire and hold the fucking garden hose at the same time You don't just do you you go all you don't complain You don't blame Newsome or the libtards or DEI you handle your business you don't sit on a podcast and bitch That's that's what we do though. Oh That's that's what we do though. Oh Look at James Briggs here look at this what a fucking study But it was pretty crazy, okay I'll give him that. Oh my god, you've taken the purity out of the sport. You've done this. I don't like that. Fuck those guys at NorCal. What are they thinking? They're making a mockery of CrossFit. Meanwhile...

The champ done fucked your wife, metaphorically speaking. Oh, jeez. Sucks, right? The fittest man in the world. Honey, why are you peeing on the cat so he doesn't get burned in the fire Mason you fucking douche I saw your comment I'm going back here to it where is it Sevan doesn't even take his shirt off to swim that's all that hurt dude I have weight issues you can't say that I could kill myself.

That's like when Caleb said, mentioned, uh, uh, that Haley Adams tits were growing in. You can't, you can't say that. They might kill them. What if I kill myself? By the way, I think he meant that as a compliment when you said her tits were growing. Oh, call her. Hi. Oh, I don't know. I just want to make sure you don't hate titties. Hello?

I love titties. My wife's got a nice set. Oh, good. Real or fake? So, what do you guys think about the mayor of LA cutting 17 million from the fire department budget like last month? Oh, the mayor's a complete joke. She was on a fucking junket to Ghana When the fire happened that probably cost the fucking constituents $50,000 that trip she cut the fucking fire budget by 17 million Gavin Newsom spent 24 billion on drug addicts and Criminals and calls it spending money on the fucking homeless the whole state has been completely overrun by fucking libtard lunatics It's fucking wild and I say this don't I'm not gonna say this on the air, but but most of those people down there

Unfortunately, this is what they asked for. This is exactly what they asked for. Don't worry The trannies will put this fire out fuck the white guys Listen, you know what? I was thinking the other day fuck the fuck the gays and the blacks and the lesbians and all that old men shouldn't be firefighters either old men suck The you can't have fucking 50 year old men staying up for 24 hours To fucking put out a fire you need to become a firefighter when you're 20 and be retired when you're fucking 40 no 52 year old like I could barely fucking sit in a car and drive for eight hours anymore Fuck the old throw old white guys in the pile, too

How about just fucking young strong men putting out fucking fires? What the fuck is wrong with that? nothing In history a I live in New Mexico also and whenever we had the biggest wildfires in history, our Lyntard governor would always do this preventative burning stuff in the winter time when it was the windiest and the most driest. I mean, I don't understand what these morons, you know, can't comprehend. Can you hear him Caleb? Okay, good. Yeah, it's, it's bad. It's bad. It's bad. And like if you want to play with DEI stuff do it like at the theater I'm totally okay at the theater you want to do the all

White person version of some Puerto Rican play or the old black version of fucking fiddler on the roof I'm okay with it. I really am I think that's cool do fiddler on the roof just with fucking Somali people fine Not with the fucking fire department Yeah, not with the fucking fire department you fucked hearts and listen, you know, what's even crazier? They Didn't capture the water to save the smelt for the environment Think of the damage being done to the environment by all the shit burning in the LA sky right now Done to the environment by all the shit burning in the LA sky right now Yeah

Fucked hearted dude. They're fucked hearted Yeah Since an Yep Yep All right guys love the show actually you know I wanted to say to you I went back and I've been watching some of your old documentaries from like 2009. Yeah, I'm the greatest ever I'm the greatest ever Yeah, yeah The good old days yeah, all right guys yeah, bye That being said, please, listen, listen.

Let's get this rolling. It's just 20 bucks. It's so easy. It's so easy. Look at the most recent. Judy the Sebon Podcast. Oh, that's nice. No, no, the rest of it. Accountant. Judy the Accountvan podcast. Oh, that's nice. Okay. No the rest of it

Accountant Judy the accountant read. How do I Judy the Sevan podcast accountant read? I Like it Judy the Sevan podcast accountant read I Don't want to give away any names but someone one of the names in here Is someone who sends me a link to all the NFL games so I can watch them. I fucking love that guy. Steven Pfister. Pfister, I hardly know her. God, I hope that's really your last name. Jason Okuloki.

Elky? Yoki? Olky? A Japanese last name for sure oh Elke oh Elke you know what I do. I just type in someone's last name and then hit Google images Then find out if they're nope fat white guy name never mind Like it's like Polish or some some European bullshit probably

God I love the fucking president of Poland. He's the shit. I Was really hoping we could get to a hundred donations Where we at Katie? Yeah 82 Hey, what if um what if we did some event where we had two people work out against each other and we only let people watch it if they fucking donated 10 bucks? Hmm. Uh, yeah, that'd be cool. Like just like do something Taylor against Colton. Do it tonight. Do it tonight. Or do John Young against that the dwarf the fittest dwarf. Oh, yeah No, no, that's something I would probably pay to watch Yeah, I like that sir trolls a lot then no one would watch it

Well, it depends on who's gonna be who's the ones working out, you know a tater-top versus John Young Yeah, that's it that's a good one 50 burpees for time Or over burpees or just like regular old burpees He I'm not a programmer someone else can go $10 is steep I do, I'd do five. Oh, you'd do 10. You would do 10. You will do 10. You will do. We'll have JR commentate it. He'll say like five words the whole show. He's not clapping his hands over his head. He's not clapping his hands over his head. He'd be doing those weird things he does with his lips where he's like trying to make out

with you while he's on the show. Trompe lips. You would do 10. I'm JR. I'm with Shut Up and Scribble. Okay, Taylor. Sevan versus John Young, Big Mama Squad would be worth tons. What?

Yeah, you do 30, don't lie. Taylor versus Sevan, are you fucking kidding me? That's not even fun. That wouldn't be fun to watch. I know what what? White guy in Mexico doesn't know shit Okay, I'm gonna pop a topo Chico while I'm doing that Run over to the go fund me page. It's pinned at the top and Make your donations stop fucking around. I'm doing that, run over to the GoFundMe page. It's pinned at the top. And make your donation. Stop fucking around. I'm serious.

What's this video? Because of CrossFit, I've been able to become a mom. And that's not something I ever expected to do. A random atriosis diagnosis is different. But there was a time in my life where it was really bad. I couldn't bring groceries in without being in pain. I couldn't hold my husband's hand without triggering chronic nerve pain. And I gave up that dream of becoming a mom because I knew that with endometriosis I was

gonna struggle with fertility and didn't want to risk being that kind of mom that wasn't present physically for my daughter when those inflammation flare-ups happen. And me and my husband went through the process of grieving and accepting that. The main priority was like my quality of life and can I manage the inflammation and not be in pain. I actually started CrossFit as like last resort because the other options of surgery or narcotics, it just didn't sound like a viable solution for me

without accepting some of the long-term damage that would come with that. And so just decided, you know what, I'm just gonna try CrossFit and see what can be done. And it slowly helped build up a lot of strength and helped manage my anxiety and my hormones. Little did I know as I was improving my health over the years that my body was going to become fit enough to become pregnant.

It made it possible for me to have her because here she is. Ha ha ha ha ha. God, I love two brain business. Donate now. Now listen, I'm gonna give you just a little feedback on that, on that video. She was very attractive. Great body. Nice teeth. Beautiful gym. Great body nice teeth Beautiful Jim insane story

One of those cliche stories that cannot be told enough Got fit husband covered her in baby batter hormones were going and she took the and she grew a baby inside of her I fucking love her great lady. I Should have won the contest I should have won the contest. I should have got the five grand. Met the DEI quota. But, the reason it didn't win is because she was holding

that pacifier in the kid's mouth. Never give your kid a pacifier, especially when you have two fucking beautiful milk bags right there that you can put in the kid's mouth Yeah, she had a wet hamburger. I'm sure Thank You Kenneth Never first of all never use the pacifier, but if you have to use the pacifier don't force it into the kids mouth I fucking hate that Nice titties. Oh

Sorry, I was talking to someone else. Hahaha. Hey, those glasses make you look like a Jew. Hahaha. I wish I could tell you what Avi just said to me. Okay. Caleb, can you make my picture big for a second? Yeah.

No, I'm raising money. I'm raising money. I'll be just said to me. Okay. Um, Caleb, can you make my picture big for a second? Yeah, no, I'm raising money. I'm putting my toe mouth. Ladies and gentlemen, I went to college and there were things that I learned. Yeah, mama knockers. Thank you, Barry. Yeah, like why why was she holding the pacifier in the baby's mouth? Just just just put the tit in there. I'm not classifying the baby's mouth. Just just just put the tit in there. Uh, miss hot Asian lady. Okay, listen I'm gonna teach you something and you God, I hope these don't explode everywhere on my computer I was shaking them and you you can now i'm gonna teach you something and this is worth donating money To the rebuild lives aid for crossfit la families. I had to read that

So get your wallets out. I ain't doing this for free You're gonna grab the top of the bottle like this you guys see that You guys see that and see this this this this index finger this top one You're gonna take the other bottle and you're gonna push the bottle cap down on the top of that finger while wedging the cap from this bottle, the bottle that's an angle under the top bottle. This is why you go to college. You ever see me do this? You never seen this? I'm a motherfucking hustler. Oh, yeah. Good question. Obviously. How do you get this one off? You have one of your fucking white trash hick friends. Oh, like Dan Guerrero. He's Mexican.

Oh, yeah. Good question. Obviously. How do you get this one off? You have one of your fucking white trash hick friends. Oh, like Dan Guerrero. He's Mexican. Oh, yeah. Good question. Obviously. How do you get this one off off you have one of your fucking white trash hick friends or Like Dan Guerrero, he's Mexican But let's call him white trash hick and then you just put it under fucking his one remaining tooth and you just pop it off His snaggle tooth his snaggle tooth All right, let the donations roll in go one of these

You're gonna figure out how to open it. Sorry, kid. What did you say? Sorry, you didn't do the B roll. You know, I'm starting to. You're editing over there. Oh, that's good. We can be in the same room working.

Grandpa used his teeth. Hey, you know, it's crazy. There's going to be people who actually think I'm cool for that. They're going to be like, Wow, that was pretty cool. Yeah, and those are the people who didn't go to college. You were pretty impressed. First try. I was a little nervous because I was a little nervous. I was a little nervous. In Mexico, we do it with the bottle completely turned upside down. If you do it correctly, it works. The bottle completely turned upside. Oh, oh.

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. And then you could get, then you could get that hooked under there. I'll try that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Ivan. Thank you. Mata.

Yeah, even look at holy shit. Wow. Holy shit. He's impressed. I'm taking a picture of this with my phone Dan Guerrero said something nice to me That's your donation yeah, that's good you good we good Just do make sure you stand just make sure you do it over stink a sink when you fuck up Says the girl named standee. Oh

My god, standee your your profile picture has gone to shit Wow. No, dude Wow Was that a pirate is that a Trader Joe's logo or something a Glizzy band is wild. What's a glizzy band? You know what a glizzy is? No, it's a hot dog There's a why is a hot dog and the world is get worlds over is it banned I don't know glizzy man a real international no how did you know a glizzies a hot dog is it a brand of hot dog? No That's just what that's just what people be calling them these days. You got a glizzy glizzy glizzy guzzler. Oh

Yeah, glizzies are hot dogs. I Don't even know where it came from. It's just one of those like Riz I am skibbing. I am thinking about bullshit. What'd you say? It's just one of those like Riz skibbity Grizz toilet bowl bullshit. So people the kids come up with these days Rizzie-grizz. I am thinking about releasing an open workout if we get to $20,000. Oh Yeah, Dave told me all the open workouts so that I can get a good score this year Wow. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah. That's why I just do wall ball. He must be in really good mood with you lately. I just do wall balls, wall balls and, and rowing.

And that's gonna get you the win, right? Yeah. All three workouts are just gonna be wall ball and rowing, but different patterns and formations. One of the workouts is you have to overhead squat the rower. Oh Wow, dude, didn't see that coming. Did you know? Yeah traveling double unders and overhead squat with the rower. That's sick. I Wonder when the burn eat here's what's crazy. I'm gonna say something really fucked up here and I apologize wouldn't be the first time The last CrossFit gym is not burned down already Do you know what I mean, do you know what I'm saying no like another one is gonna burn down Oh In LA. Yeah in LA. We're not done Yeah, no it it it's gonna get bad

Look at what a ball or matto keep is no one is he the top donor? Let's see who the top. Let's see That's what it yeah. Oh look at that. Oh, holy shit. I donated more than dawnfall. That's really weird Wow. That's crazy That's really weird. Wow, that's crazy. That's crazy Jason Reese Sabrina Seymour Seymour what Seymour but Zia Roar by Jackson Terry What would you say said I have the same humor as a seven-year-old. That's embarrassing. And everyone knows that this show is 14-year-old boy humor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, let's see. Let's see. Sarah, Pelovik, Polish chick, hot. Liam Lambert. A white kid who probably wanted to play basketball, but just wasn't good enough. Now he's an accountant's consumer. Ani Schupe. Hey, I wanted to name

my son Joseph Ani. I wanted it to be Ani, Ari, and Avi. My wife, yeah, my wife put the kibosh on that. Anishopeh. Brea Smith. Brea Smith. Bree Smith? Oh, Bree. I think if you have the name Bree, you're woke. What? I'm just saying. I still take your money. Barry McCalkiner. For those of you who don't get that, the joke in that name is Barry McCalkin. Barry McCalkin her. Yeah, that's a joke name.

Alessandro Aliman. That dude is like, if Enola Kai is a 11 that guy's a 10 Aliman that's like the Muslim that's like the Arab Enola Kai that guy fucks. I guarantee it Alisandra Aliman his dad is Mexican his mom is Iraqi Iraqi Iraqi No, no his dad is Iraqi his mom is Mexican. You got the Mexican first name the Iraqi last name. I'll be mine All the man if you read it that way he's all man all the man Wow, yeah, that's good. Maybe that's a joke name No

All right 88 donations God I am I talking to you. I have friends on the internet Holy shit Justin Maderas a hungee Wow camp champ Top five greatest cross fitter ever lived Doing champ shit That's cool. I bet you I bet you he could do the jumping double unders, too. He's not he's not sitting around complaining Probably true. God. I love this. This is kind of a fun game Jennifer Easter Jennifer kiss it wetter Hi Jennifer Easter. Jennifer, kiss it wetter. Hi, Jennifer.

God, this is good. Crank in the donations. Crank in this hog. Champ champ. Tell me someone who's better than Justin. Just one person. Rich Frowning. Okay.

Now tell me another one Just in general or just in in in CrossFit just in CrossFit in the history of CrossFit tell me someone who's better I'd say rich frowning and Matt Fraser, and that's it Yeah, yeah, I guess I'll put Justin at number three all-time You think so? Yeah, it's just it has to be that way. He fucking won the games twice in a row It's crazy that he won it twice in a row and he's still young and he's still going at it. Yeah. Yeah, it's true Who's this? Hi Seve? I like girls who call me Seve. Hey, what's up? Hey, girl. Come here, girl. Do you know the best, if you want to have a good night's sleep, you know the best position to be in? You should show us. You should show her.

You should show us. You should show her. I'd rather put my toe in my mouth. I swear to God, I would rather put my toe in my mouth than have them get down in that position and have it photographed. Yeah, if you're going to throw a girl in there, you probably got to go Rich, Fraser, Tia. I might have to throw Annie and then Justin I Might have to throw Annie. What about Ben Smith Ken Walters? No, I mean he's good. He's great No, but he's not tied dude. Listen fucking it just is what it is Justin won two in a row. It just is it like listen, he's fucking amazing

Just is what it is he just just is just And though and let me tell you he won those were hard years he won man those were not easy Yeah Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Katrin doesn't Yeah, yeah, yeah, Katrin doesn't Catrines win one of Katrines wins isn't really I mean I throw it in there like the Graham Holmberg win. I don't really I Don't I mean she's amazing don't get me wrong, but it's just it's just There like Camille's win

Graham's win one of Katrin's wins, they're tough. Adler's win, but Adler's great. Adler's truly remarkable. I mean, truly remarkable. By the way, the behind the scenes is, I watched episode one, holy shit. They're really good. There's so much Lazar Jukic footage in there,

it's gonna fucking blow people's mind It's not gonna be easy for some people to watch No, I don't think so either It there's so much it is already easy. I watched the Yeah, they're both. I don't I haven't watched the second one yet. Have you watched the second one? Yeah, I watched that one, too There was it was that like it I was sitting in the RV just like watching I was like like I had to like Yeah

It got pretty pretty intense. It was good is is episode 2 show event 1. Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah, that's great It's gonna be it's you guys it's cool It's good, it's good. It's all it's all positive Uh, it's good. It's good. It's all it's all positive episode one, but it is it's intense now that you know and this shit that he's saying about event one and it's uh, It's intense. Vindicate when are those going to be released? I mean they should be released by the way once again two brain business that the affiliate videos would not be done if it wasn't for two brain business and all the affiliates submitting them and the behind the scenes would not be done and I actually I actually have to give dawn fall a lot of credit for to for it too the the behind the scenes wouldn't be done if it wasn't for dawn fall because Dave they've made it so I can it's I can do it that I can afford to do it and not by paying me money but just me come there, give me the access I need, and by letting me put it behind a paywall for a month.

If it wasn't for any of that, I'd be fucked. So, hats off to 2Brain Business. If you guys don't know about 2Brain Business, 2Brain Business is the largest gym consulting company in the world, and 90% of the people who sign up for two brain two brain business Services have an increase in profit and revenue after working with them Chris Cooper's an amazing amazing man Yeah, be a BJ Penn Madara second win with killers like Roman and Gerard after him. Yeah, I mean there's just and he's nipping at the heels. If he gets a third win he'll be like in really, you know, that rarefied air. Did he sign

up? Is he part of the Wilmore Fitness Foundation? Yeah, I think so. I think he signed with them like pretty early on. Gracianoio two brains the real deal Graciano am I gonna see you Saturday I really hope I'm gonna see you Saturday oh shit speaking of will more add fitness 19 seconds ago Haley Adams. Yeah. Signed. Signed. It's a good picture. You guys should, the Wilmore Fitness Foundation should sign Colt Mertens, then you'd finally have an athlete with real followers. You have your first, you have your first real athlete with real followers. Madera signed up. Yep. I'm not gonna lie every single person who posts like those emojis like the butteries bro do or will more ed does or like

Anyone who does that. I just think that they're a lazy pile of shit Yep, I mean not not forever. I still like you still like the Buttery Bros It's pretty lazy, but I also throw that in your resume really like Buttery Bros great guys great content hardest workers in the business lazy piles of shit You know what I mean? Just like down down the that's on the you never invited me well that was a fuck up oops yeah that was a fuck up I would only watch world fitness competition of colton that's the thing man if they got colton it would just bring in so many fucking hard like the people who follow Colton are like these are

interactive people These are these are Danny change your profile pic. It's making me sick what I'm looking at 92 donations oh Oh wow look at this. I'm gonna do more analysis on names. Kyle Jamar. Hmm. Kyle is a white trash. Your parents lived in a trailer park name. Trink's monster.

Yeah, and Jamar is a black guy's name. Fixed. Yep, fixed. David Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney's dad. God bless that man. Who's Sidney Sweeney? Is that an athlete? No, no, it's not an athlete. Oh, Bob, you're bored with the show? Good. She's the new hotness.

She's the new hotness. She's the new hotness. She's the new hotness. She's the new hotness. She's the new hotness. She's the new hotness. She's the new hotness. She's the new hotness.

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This show is really exciting Yeah, it's about to get more exciting buddy buddy. Check it out. Is she famous actress? Yeah. Marron. Yeah, it's pretty unreal. All right. Okay, look at Olivia's profile pic. Now we're talking. America. Nice. God damn, America nice god damn. That's a lot of woman Pretty insane, dude. I was looking at Olivia. Oh Or two I'm going to take a picture of that and blow that up Or take it how are you how do you think Sydney Sweeney with 24 million followers? Wow is gonna respond to you in her DMS? Sorry, let me go back to that. This this is Los Angeles yesterday and That the that those were places where there were power outages in LA three million people last night with no power in Los Angeles

Wow That is crazy dude that is insane Three million people last night with no power. Did you see Somebody sent that Tommy Marquez was on the news Like the local news. Oh In LA. Yeah, and he was talking about his like what what's gonna happen if he like when when the power goes out and like Opening the fridge to feed his kids like a newborn child and all that shit was pretty It's like a little two-minute news bit, but he does he live in LA

He lives in Monterey County, I guess maybe not LA Monterey County. Yeah, there's no there's no fire there Monterey is way north Monterey Santa Cruz. I Don't know then he's on the local news damn, dude That's a, that's a lot of Beaver dude. Yeah, it feels uncomfortable. OK, let's move on. All right. All right.

Where are we? Shows day. Oh, 93 donations. Aaron Fraser, $100. OK, so we saw James Sprague doing the double unders instead of complaining like a bunch of other babies. What is this? Oh, okay, okay.

This show has had some Asian themes to it today. Look at this. This is the kind of stuff that me and my good friends DM each other back and forth Watch this first glance. It looks like a typical chain-link fence, but a closer inspection reveals something surprising It's alive. This is a living fence crafted entirely from interlaced crepe myrtles Fence crafted entirely from interlaced crepe myrtles Chinese landscapers are of course its Asians are

Masters of turning plants into functional art using crepe myrtles for more than fences They create chairs bosses and other unique structures when the branches are young and Mexicans cut shit down mow shit haul it away Asians are young and Mexicans cut shit down, mow shit, haul it away. Asians? Uh-uh....flyable, they are gently bent and woven into shape. Twine or soft cloth secures them without harm and over time the branches naturally fuse through a process called inosculation. Crepe myrtles are perfect. That's what happens to Mormons when they soak in osculation. Crepe myrtles are perfect. That's what happens to Mormons when they soak in osculation. You soak for too long, your penis just melts into the hamburger.

For this technique, with their strength. In osculation, I have to remember that word. Strong sinewy stems and smooth shedding bark that give the finished structures both strength and beauty. Did he say sinewy? Yeah. There was nothing sinewy about Olivia. The result is more than landscaping. It's living design that is practical, sustainable, and uniquely creative. How much do you think that chair cost? Five grand, ten grand, thirty grand. We did build the railroads. Yeah. Mexicans could never have done that. They could take it down. The Mexicans could take it down.

They didn't even intersect the railroads right. This is crazy, dude. At first glance, I want one of of those I want to make one of those You probably could you got enough trees in there? Yeah Damn Okay, now how's the show now is the show Boring, huh? We're interesting now. I feel like I learned something today. Thank you

Okay, cross that off, uh, cross that off the list I'm I am I am so excited about this. Of all the things on the internet today, this is what I'm most excited about. I want to do a GoFundMe to buy Greenland. I swear to fucking God. Well, we need Greenland for national security purposes. I've been told that for a long time, long before I even ran it. I mean, people have been talking about it for a long time you have approximately 45,000 people there people really don't even know if Denmark has any legal right what's

45,000 times a million 45,000 times a million hold on is it You just add three zeros to it. It's 45 billion. Is that what it is? 45 billion. It's too many zeros. I can't count. Yeah. One, two, three. Yeah. 45 billion. Yeah. Listen, the department of education wastes twice that much money. Why don't we just give everyone there a million dollars and take that fucking thing?

But if they do, they should give it up because we need it for national security. That's for the free world. I'm talking about protecting the free world. You look at you don't even need binoculars. You look outside, you have the place. You have Russian ships all over the place, oh I love this guy that happen we're not letting it happen and if Denmark wants to Get to a conclusion

But nobody knows if they even have any right title or interest the people are going to probably vote for independence or to come into The United States, but if they did if they did do that then I would tariff Denmark at a very high level You mean if they didn't do that. Hey, I swear to God One million dollars per I Went there and I looked at I was like hey, maybe I'm gonna move to Greenland So I went over there and looked at how much it cost to buy a home there the most expensive home I could find there was like three hundred5,000 or some shit like that.

Wow. Yeah, you give every person there a million dollars and they can stay and they can keep their land and their house and they just get a million bucks. But they just got a vote that they're coming over to be with us. Yeah, I mean, you probably just build a military installation nearby on some shit. Whatever land is there.

Just some and some other American shit a McDonald's and a Starbucks and... I mean they probably already have a McDonald's. I think the the farthest distance between McDonald's is like a hundred miles. McDonald's on Greenland. I'm gonna say they do not have one. Dude, for sure they have one. Fast food in Greenland. Holy shit they they have one fast food in Greenland holy shit they do have one of course the farthest distance is like but from like the middle of the Saharan Desert to the Horn of Africa or some shit and which countries is McDonald's not available Afghanistan Bhutan Bhutan

They should rename that Bhutan Iran Iraq Libya North Korea. I Wonder if there's CrossFit gyms in those 135 miles between McDonald's that's the farthest distance it from one McDonald's to the next How far 135 miles yes Starbucks in Greenland holy shit there's a Starbucks there's seven people go there for like a like tourism don't they I don't know with only 45,000 dude. There's a target in Greenland That's that's pretty crazy. Oh, no, this is Greenland, New Hampshire. Is there a Greenland, New Hampshire? I Want to see the Greenland? I want to see the Starbucks in Greenland images. Oh Their flag's crazy. I didn't even know they had a flag the What's all that red stuff?

Those are roads? No, that's just the outline of the country. Because I just looked up Greenland, so Google highlighted it. Where do people live here? Where do people live there? Concrete can't cure for years. Oh, concrete can cure for years. Oh, oh Bob's a little behind. Uh, there's 58,000 people that live there and I guess they have all to vote on it. Yeah, let's get voting.

The fuck McDonald's. Oh, there is no McDonald's in Greenland. There isn't? No. Oh, good. All right. Well, see, that's the kind of stuff we'll bring. Interesting. kind of stuff will bring interesting I have to drop a deuce Oh great if seven more people donate we'll be at a hundred donations not yet yet trying to raise some money for CF gyms that burned and will burn in Los Angeles. All right, I'm going to play a quick video. I'm going to drop a deuce while Caleb checks to make sure Don Fall hasn't tried to one-up me again.

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I can still hang with the younger guys doing push-ups. Snatches and anything shouldered over. It's just my jam. Muscle ups, which I know is hard for you to hear. Power cleans and snatches. The Olympic lift. The deadlift. I just can't believe sometimes I

can lift that much. And I like rolling. Hit a hundred and if you don't then there's a penalty. Handstand push-ups. They make me feel like I can conquer the world. Welcome back to the donation show. That was the fastest shit I've ever the the the the the the

the the the the the Oh, that's the paper street blah blah blah blend. Yeah, sometimes when most the times ever most the times every time I get off the show And I go piss it always just smells like coffee like straight coffee But doesn't it's not like rhabdo or anything, thank you Stan I don't know She said that that happens with her too. Mm-hmm She said that that happens with her too? Mm-hmm.

She said yes, Caleb. Okay, did Don didn't try to big dick me, did he? Not that I noticed, no. You know what I'm blown away by is the fact that you can eat asparagus and literally five minutes later when you take your next piss, it smells like that. And I actually really enjoy that smell. Really? Yeah.

You know why I enjoy it? It like gives me feedback. Oh, what? It's like this. Did you like it when your coffee smells like this? I mean, I can't say that. I sure. Yeah.

Let's say that I do. Yeah. Yeah. I just like the feedback. You know what I mean like Heidi puke by No, Matt burns my piss smells like coffee not coffee smells like this I think i'm getting ready to tell another great story Oh, yeah Yeah after i'm checking the gofundme page $10,876 so we're still a

$240,000 shy of the goal. We still haven't gotten to 100 god. We suck Uh, jenelle winston 20 bucks awesome a la risa slav Uh 100. Wow, the frozen beaver gave a gave 20 bucks awesome Larissa Slav $100 Wow the frozen beaver gave a gave 20 bucks, huh? Anonymous $35 Kyle Landis Landis money bucks dick butter left the trailer park Wow Sheldon Francois Francois Fran Fran That's French it's gotta be

Okay, so I went into a sprouts yesterday Okay, is that a grocery store or what? Yes. It's a grocery store. Let me see how many let me see how many sprouts there are how many sprouts and USA How many sprouts in USA? It's like a 407 stores as of 2023, sprouts farmers market had 407 stores in 23 states. And it is, it is the, God, this is so not cool to say this. It is the epitome of white libtardedness.

Like, first of all- Worst or what? No, way worse than Whole Foods. I cannot even, I don't, well, no, it's as bad as Whole Foods. I don't recognize any of the brands in there. They had a whole section in the freezer in there of shit of like, oh, like I was looking

just for some heavy cream, and they had a whole section of just oat milk And I picked and they're all packaged in like these brown like, you know what I mean? And like these natural colors, but anytime you look on the back at just garbage in there You're like what's canola oil doing in my oat milk? You know what I mean? It's just In in the soaps, they don't sell any real soap all the soap is packaged like idiot soap and it's like in Everything is scented like peppermint this and lavender that the whole store the the I bought dental floss They're the worst dental floss you could ever fucking buy

Yeah, I Don't recognize any of the I went to get some sparkling water that this the tobo Chico is the only brand that I recognized everything is repackaged in like their own personal like plastic so like you know that they're like the Oh Wait, oh shit, I thought I was frozen. Oh wow someone is frozen Damn I thought that was a okay. Well, I guess it's me until, uh, damn yeah, he's dead. Hmm. That's too bad. I guess the Airbnb internet didn't really just cut out.

Praise praise Lord. Elon for this, uh, this internet. Um, pretty sick. Let's see. Take it away. Yeah. Okay. Maris.

Yeah. I don't, I was, I was kind of excited for that story I was not paying attention Tyler. I'm gonna be quite honest. I was definitely just just kind of bad, you know, he usually goes on those rants and starts talking about some crazy shit at the grocery store and I don't really know what to say about those cuz just seems a Little crazy sometimes I just like observing people why am am I off work again, Olivia? That, you know what? That's a great question. You know why? Cause uh, cause Jimmy Carter, Jimmy

Carter, uh, are the, the oldest living president is, uh, he passed. So, uh, they gave us a day off and in remembrance. So, uh, yeah, I'm just off work today. It's kind of it's kind of nice though, because I had a pretty chill week coming back to work. And oldest dead present. That's right, Tyler. So yeah, took the got the day off. And then I got to go back tomorrow. So we're just just chilling in the RV my I got a little space heater in here and I woke up and it was 32 degrees outside in Florida for fuck's sake and My space heater wasn't keeping up. So now I have double the hoodies

I know you guys all notice the new hoodie you can like my wife for that one She got it for me for a Christmas present just came in a little late Thank you all for having my back and saying I had a nice hoodie, you know, Sevan doesn't really have much fashion taste he You know just wears his wife beaters and chicks leggings so What does he know? He doesn't know nothing about that desert night camo Doesn't like camo fought wars, know it's good shit good shit um yeah it's pretty pretty fucked up down here in Florida if you haven't already link for the go fund me for the the crossFit gym crossFit LA

We're at a hundred donations, which is pretty fucking crazy. I'm glad we got there and then looks like Sevan's coming back here Your ship fucked up or what? Am I back? You're you're back. Well the internet went down and then I asked my wife I said did the internet go down she goes, I don't know but I just unplugged the TV. Oh Nice well your vertical well, let me swap over to the other one you're good You got your your other ones up there if you want to pull yourself up You got your your other ones up there if you want to pull yourself up

Yeah, we shit on everybody else for coming in with a vertical phone and someone comes in does the same thing Won't even go horizontal crazy What a world? Hey, can you kick out my other profile? Yeah, I'll do that. Oh I can't you have to do it. You have to like Delete it or you have to close your phone on whatever you're using so I probably shouldn't tell this story I was like, oh shit the internet down is it something fucked up in that I Go something fucked up over there is did your internet go down? She goes, I don't know my wife goes, I don know, but I just unplugged the TV. I'm like,

you didn't unplug the TV. Yeah. Don't, don't touch anything until I'm done with the show. Jesus Christ. I want to apologize to all the victims. Listen before Craig Richie or reddit makes a thread that I Disrespected the LA fires by letting my internet go down. I want you to know it wasn't me. It was my wife Start a thread from my start a thread on my wife. I thought it was me I thought my shit was frozen and then everybody's like hello. Oh fuck I'm not paying attention. Take the rest of the day off. Yeah, it was great.

I unplugged the TV. My wife. Jesus Christ almighty. Oh, Ari just said I'm gonna beat the crap out of you. I didn't even know you're in the room. Why, because you think I'm talking shit about your mom? I'm a douche canoe Fuck you up boy

Cuz why not Okay, Dan Long five dollars. Yes Asian Jeremy Williams black guy 20 bucks, you know, Winston whitey girl from Alaska Alaska This is a really inclusive show hot Alaskan beaver Asian black and white and Slavic all in the donation Take accountability step on well, I did Well, I did marry her. I did marry her. Yeah, that mistake we made like 20 years ago, right? Mariner?

No, we got internet going out. Like you took that on 20 years ago when you married her, right? Yes. Alaska Dude is the only place you've never been. I have a friend who lives there and they're like a PT tech, like they're like physical therapists. They're like a traveling physical therapy tech. And they send me pictures and videos of their office and just the view that they have. I don't know what mountains they are, but it is the most beautiful mountain line, mountain ridge line I've ever seen

Alaska insane Alaska's nuts That's okay. Caleb's pushing Alaska. I'm pushing DJI cameras. Yeah Go out and explore take your DJI camera out there and explore a little bit. Maybe China. Hey, isn't it funny that? It's funny watching the other world leaders push back on Trump, isn't it? Why what do you mean? Who's doing that? Just you know, like the people in Denmark or like the Prime Minister of England or Trudeau being like we We over our dead bodies will we be the 51st state? It's like a pipe. Oh, yeah Quiet down you guys ain't doing shit. Anyway, shut up and hey

You know what else is crazy is the different ways that the news reports it. So how it actually went down is he was in a, he was doing a press conference and someone said, Hey, will you rule out using force to take those? That guy asked that and he goes, no, I won't rule out anything. And then you go over to CNN and they're like, Trump's threatening war. It's like, hey, listen, dude. We have a plan to invade Everybody listen you jackals because you're the ally doesn't mean fuck all yeah Leave our orange haired guy alone

Okay, what is this which of your favorite games athletes is pushing this shit? What is this going to be? Oh, oh Oh, this is good. Oh boy more great information coming from the savant podcast Uh The crumble cookie in my town went out of business This company has opened up 750 locations in the last few years. It's exploding in virality. But should we be aware of what's in it? Wait until you see this.

One of the least of your worries about their products is that it comes from they use eggs and this is from intelligent well-being on Twitter and on Instagram, by the way. Thank you to him or her. They have eggs from hens trapped in tiny cages. So it's factory farmed eggs, which is just putrid, man. It's not good by the way. Thank you to him or her. They have eggs from hens trapped in tiny cages. So it's factory farmed eggs, which is just putrid, man. It's not good for the chicken. It's not- Oh, whatever.

Fuck a chicken. Good for the egg. It's factory farmed. They feed them GMO stuff. It's wow. Inside most of their cookies, you will find titanium dioxide, which is banned in Europe after scientists found

it damages DNA and leads to unfortunate things. The FDA banned the synthetic color red 3 from cosmetics in 1990 33 years later crumble feeds it to you in their cookies. Nice. There's BHA So how how is it the FDA banned it but it's in crumble cookies? Well, I don't know Which is talking to the hq which is banned all over the place polysorb a 80 which inflammation and other things it causes the Why why would you use your platform to push this shit? Because it's cool and fun and everybody just everybody just wants to have fun and they want to

Like just live their life live their truth Do not eat that shit. I think one of those has like 900 calories yeah, I one serving of crumble cookie is a quarter of a cookie. A quarter. You have to cut it into fourths and you have one little pizza slice of it and that's a serving. People are eating the whole thing. It's like a box of six. Boys, you guys want to go to crumble cookie Good, they said what's that nothing good right answer anonymous hundred bucks Shit, we're gonna get to 11 grand My wife took the kids out for breakfast and Scottsdale and they ran into Greg Greg already text me and said, uh

Did you finish we ran into Haley and the boys. Not yet trying to raise some money for CF gyms that burned and will burn in LA. Timeout. Caleb thinks pizza slices are quarters? No, if you cut a, what? If you cut a cookie into fourths, it turns into a pizza slice. It looks like a pizza slice. I don't even know what you mean by that. You look at it, it looks like a fucking wedge.

That's a pizza slice, right? Yes. I am Taylor just did something that I really hate. I really hate. What? He texts me hey. I will usually he follows up like you do and sends like five texts in sequence so if you just wait a few minutes, he'll just, he'll just blast you. You think he said he wrote, Hey, and then he's sitting on the toilet and he wiped his butt and then. Yeah. And then he's just waiting for, he's waiting for, uh, or he's typing out the

rest of his bullshit. the For three years, Dylan sitting right next to me, I'm like, why is he calling me? Former commercial real estate agent, when I first moved to Florida, I was interviewing a few guys to be a commercial real estate agent. And one night I'm calling him two, three times after six o'clock, he's not picking up because I got an opportunity, I want to get some questions on. He calls me the next morning, he says,

hi, I noticed you called me last night. I said, yeah, I called you three times. He says, I have a rule, I don't answer phone after six o'clock. I said, oh really? Yeah, I said, well, I'm planning on buying hundreds of millions of dollars of properties. I also have a rule, my commercial real estate agent needs to work

for me. We're not going to work it together. He calls me. He says, How are things? Are you still doing that business? Is it going good? I said, Yeah, it's going good. You know, we've grown. He says, That's good. Do you need any? Did you ever end up buying any real estate? I'm like, This guy doesn't check any store. Yeah. I'm like, Yeah, I bought this. I bought that. I bought this, I bought this, I bought. How come you never called me? My answer. I never wanted to break your code of don't call me after six o'clock.

Silence for 10 seconds. Oh, oh, wait. Okay. I said, God bless. Oh, bye. And I told Dylan, I said, Dylan, you want to get into sales? You've got to get ahold of you. Yep. Never be too big of a big shot to think that people can't get ahold of you. Never be too big of a big shot

to think that people can't get ahold of you. Guy calls me the other day. Fuck anybody who says you should have boundaries. Fuck a boundary. Don't talk back to me when I'm on the show. Listen, especially if you don't have kids, you don't have a wife, you're a young man, and you're working somewhere, the answer is yes.

Yes, not to P. Diddy, but to everyone else, yes. Yes. Sometimes I respond when I'm putting it to my wife too, so. Yes. Hold on, honey. Hold on. I'll be there in five minutes Like 20 is Anita yes or no, okay, I'll give you a yes or no right now

I love how he has an accent and then leaves the accent on thick when doing an older Persian That was my life in sales and owning my own business 21 years working non-stop no days off Yeah, do not compartmentalize your life find something you fucking You can get behind and just charge Okay, if when we make it through $1,000 we're gonna talk about the big story of the day I Cannot believe how good this story is This story is amazing. $1,000 what do you mean? $11,000. We're at $11,161 right now. Prison officer filmed having sex with inmate admits another incident on same day

Have you seen this story? Why would you admit that at all? This is just two days ago okay a Prison officer Phil having sex with the burglar and his prison cell has been jailed for 15 months after admitting another incident with the same inmate on the same day Linda de Souza a for 15 months after admitting another incident with the same inmate on the same day. Linda D'Souza Abreu. Hey, you know what's crazy is I put her name into my phone because I wanted to watch the video. And like every, every, there were like, I clicked 20 links

and every link goes to like your iPhone's been compromised. You know those sites? Do you want to download? Like I could not, not if anyone if someone could DM me the link to this video I really want to see this Linda D'Souza a bray 30 years old a fool amix Appeared it big not big not for any like pornographic reasons. I want to pray over it. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course definitely pray over that, you know pray for the victims She appeared an explicit video filmed inside the HMP Wadsworth Wandsworth prison in South London, which went viral online last year

the prison officer wearing a full uniform was filmed by another prisoner having Intercourse with Leighton Wehrrich, 36 in June, with what the judge described as evident enthusiasm. Meaning she wasn't being like, like, you know what I mean? Like she was into it. Yeah, she's down, down to clown. She was sentenced on Monday at Isleworth Crown Court to 15 months in prison, half of which will be served on license. I don't know what the, that's, who knows? That means probably in your house. Probably. months in prison, half of which will be served on license after admitting three separate sexual encounters with the convicted burglar.

Abreu and OnlyFans model, who also appeared on Channel 4 television series about swinging previously pleaded guilty to misconduct in a public office. The recording lasts some four and a half minutes, the judge said. You participated with evident enthusiasm. The second prisoner recorded events and provided a commentary by way of encouragement, including saying, guys, we made history. This is how we live at Wadsworth, bruh. And you know you are a gangster Dude that's just probably on her only fans

One was performing oral sex on the same prisoner on a separate occasion on the same day an event partly recorded by accident on your prison issued body-worn camera That's what the judge told her I guess oh there was a previous occasion of intercourse with the same prisoner He added they show that this offense was not isolated. It was part of a repeated behavior It's not clear when the earliest offense occurred. So I shall assume the repetition was within a few days Um, how could you say no to this guy? That was the prisoner. Yeah, this guy's up. Yeah yikes

Judge Edmonds said a braille quote knew that the conduct was forbidden and forbidden for a good reason and That it put fellow officers at risk forbidden and forbidden for a good reason, and that it put fellow officers at risk. It is inevitable that the damage for which you were responsible at Wadsworth has spread to some degree through the prison estate," he said in a statement earlier. The governor of HMP Wadsworth said her actions had undone years of effort to increase male prisoners' respect for female officers. Once again, not a job for women. Do you have any pushback on that, Caleb? That job specifically is not for women.

If you're, if you, if you are a woman and you want to work in a prison with men, you don't ever, don't ever do that. If I have a daughter, I would never allow them to work a job like that, strictly because of shit like this. Hey, I'm willing to bet $1,000 of my donation money, undo my, I'll call GoFundMe and take my money back, I'm going to double it here. I only need about a thousand bucks. She slept her way to get that job. Do you know what I mean? With, dude, being that hot, you don't have to do that. You just have to exist in the presence of other dudes and then, and then you get the job or you get whatever you want.

It has taken many years for female staff to be respected and treated professionally in a male-dominated environment. Listen, listen, listen. I don't know what you mean by respected or treated professionally. I don't know what you mean by that, but there's no dude in prison who sees a female guard and doesn't want to turn her out, doesn't want to soak with her. Like, who writes this shit? What world do we live in? You can't, you trapping men in cages and then you're gonna have women watch them? Yeah. I had this, this doesn't even make sense dude. No. I had a professor in college who was a like a psychiatrist at a local

like basically an insane asylum and every time she would walk down the hall to see a patient or do whatever else she had to do in the prison, like every cell had a dude jacking off to her. In the seconds that she was passing their cells, there was a dude hooting and hollering at her trying to grab at her beating off to her all that shit this has nothing to do with DEI or respecting women or anything like that it's like it's like saying if it rained on your wedding day God hates you like you are the most arrogant asshole if you think that that's a fact. You are a complete moron. If you think for any way that there's any way any woman can be, it's fair to the women, the men, anyone

to have women fucking working in jails where men are kept in cages, you're out of your fucking mind. I mean you are truly bat shit crazy crazy she can't get another job somewhere she can't get a job like like like just running the front desk at the jail or like cleaning the bathrooms or somewhere where there's no dude what say it again not at the jail put her as a fucking barista somewhere yeah this shit is crazy. There's no reason she should be a CO, corrections officer, in a prison. No reason. Jonathan Ortega, dude, when I was in New York, I was at a prison. We had a chick medic. She was never allowed in the

prison, ever. You can't, first of all, you can't you men men are just disgusting and And if you lock them up that it gets magnified times a thousand Yeah I'm giving her a pass dude for what I She does she doesn't deserve 15 months in jail That was that was a no-win situation She definitely organized that. I agree, but I don't think she should go to jail for it.

He asked that her sentence be reduced citing a psychiatric report that found she had severe personality disorder. Yeah, no shit. That's pretty obvious. She has an OnlyFans page. She's a swinger and she works in a prison banging prisoners. That's pretty obvious. She has an OnlyFans page. She's a swinger, and she works in a prison, banging prisoners.

Of course there's not. It was highly impulsive and reckless, a person who tends to act without considering the consequences. The doctor then concludes that Ms. Abreu is highly emotionally damaged individual. No shit. Who over the years has increasingly

used sex as a means to feel positive emotion he told the court we submit well like So what like everyone like being crazy doesn't give you an excuse to do dumb shit Like like I'm so tired of fucking oh, but the homeless people have mental health issues like I like I don't I don't like so What like that? That is nothing to do with the fact that they're breaking the law Um a number of I Wonder how many cross it is it more than one gym is gone. I

Don't know this The only one that I've seen anything about I haven't turned this computer on a long time. So my text messages are all jacked up just all sorts of weird shits pouring in Anyway, you can't you this this this has to be this has to be Wiped under the carpet is just complete. Just it is idiocy and negligence. I hope she I hope she sues England for giving her the job DC in negligence. I hope she I hope she sues England for giving her the job Putting women in jails fucking retards That's like letting 60 year old guys fight fires for 24 hours. We can't stay up that late. We can't even see at night That's a good point

Seve the water systems were outdated and gravity-fed no electricity to to pump the water. That was a water district issue. The rich likely voted against it. Wow. You can't put poor salt water from the ocean on fire because you ruin your drinking water system. Yeah, I saw a couple planes that were like diving into the ocean and picking up Loads of water to drop on forest fires for sure That prison story made me horny. I know me too all that all that stuff makes me horny Let's take a break from our normally televised show. Wow. 11,331. Maybe I just come on tonight and get topless.

What are years of brush? Lindsey Pearl, $100. Jeremy Sla, Oh, another Sla's that's a lot. Lindsey Pearl. I100. Jeremy Sla- oh another Slaz. That's a Slav. Lindsey Pearl I feel like is a hot chick name. Yes. Great point. I'm sorry I overlooked that. Well done Caleb. I judge based on ethnicity. Caleb judges based on the names of your look. If you got a good name, you're probably on. Jeremy Slasnik has a really thick neck. I'm guessing Yep, it's less slazzy Nick and he has vodka in his cupboard

Yeah, it's probably a Stoli What's what's the guy's name that the gym that burned down for sure that with the 20-year affiliate Kenny? What was his name Kenny? I don't want to say he was on the spin podcast with Susan Tyler Kenny Kenny Kane That sounds right. Kenny Kane's gym. Yeah, Kenny Kane. That was, I got that, that is a gym? the the

the the the the the the the the

the the I'm like I'm like I'm like a fucking mathematician. I'm like a statistician. That's just statistically, correct. Yes, pretty likely. Yeah, okay So have you heard of this thing called a flipper this thing flipper this thing anyway oh yeah go ahead go ahead sorry so I got this thing it's called a flipper flipper zero I guess it's like yeah like pocket emulator and you can like copy I like infrared signal so like your remote like your TV remote or whatever and you can also copy like key cards and uh like use it without any of those things and so I bought one and it is so fucking cool uh it sounds like it's used for criminal activity. No, definitely not. Wait a second. So you, sorry, I was texting. Are you telling me you have something that I can wave next to my hotel room key and make another hotel room key with it? If you chose to do that, you could probably do that, yeah.

Can I see this thing? Do you have it in your hand? Holy shit Where'd you get that from like a spy store? No, it's just on the internet. What are you gonna use it for? anything, I don't know I I have only begun to unlock the The the uses of this thing so far Can you let's it can you use it to start your car? Like, can you make your remote of your. I did try that.

Um, it doesn't work because the automatic start on like a key fob on your, on your, uh, car keys. It, uh, generates like a new signal every time. So you could like, so every time you use it, it like has a unique signal that you can't just. Like, oh, that's interesting. That's interesting. So that's a cool little thing. And if you try to do it, it can disconnect your keyfob from your car. So there's that. But you could use it on like garage door openers, any sort of like chip ID cards, like anything you want to do. Anything you want to do like to open stuff gates

I can you can like control your phone with this like you can just use Bluetooth and like Control your phone with it How much was that thing? It's like a hundred hundred bucks 120 bucks. Wow. Look at that. You have a lot of you have some discretionary spend Yeah, kind of so like a it was a Christmas gift. Oh, look at that. You have a lot of you have some discretionary spend. Yeah, kind of. So like a it was a Christmas gift. Oh, oh, oh, to yourself. Yeah. Christmas gift. Christ. Nobody got me anything for Christmas. So I just bought all this shit myself. Yeah, Adam Blake's leaf flipper zero. So it's called you just use a little micro SD card in there and then you can hook it up to your computer and you can like read signals with it yeah it's pretty pretty crazy it's actually very scary but very

cool to understand like to use and like don't accidentally detonate a bomb or anything well and that's the other thing like you could do some crazy shit with this All right, I have to go I don't want to go All right, I'll be back today I'm coming back what's today Monday Thursday Thursday. Thursday. Thursday. Uh, okay. We did the, oh, let me show you this really quick. Uh, one, one last thing here. Here's still footage. Here's still sts.

She's coming. Here's still, still shots of them having sex. Look at you get to wear it. You get to wear an under armor shirt? That's the guy's cell. That's not even prison, dude. How is that the guy's cell? Can I translate this? Oh, C translation. Oh, it wasn't even in an American prison. Are you shitting me? This doesn't count.

London. London How's that guy have an underarm shirt on And a coffee maker Because if you're in prison in London, you're not you're just in a house dude the prisons that are crazy Have you seen them? They're like like little dorms. You know, you're some bullshit in there. Yeah, you do It doesn't even matter if you're in prison over there God europe is so soft. Uh, who keeps clothes on during sex. Listen details shmeetails Uh, barry mccaulkin or sebon, that's not sex. I hate to brush your bubble. Listen, that's all I can show you. Someone DM me the video. I need to see it.

That is crazy. That is fucking crazy. that is crazy that is fucking crazy okay where's my mic okay uh we'll be back what's today what'd you say Thursday? Thursday yeah maybe we'll do a CrossFit Games update show today uh our prisons are awesome and the government and government owned that explains a lot dude alright guys uh please That explains a lot dude. Alright guys, please, thank you. I mean thank you. Thank you for all you've done.

You're welcome for all the great stories I told today. Nathan Schroer, oh look we got more donations. Nathan Schroer, Linda Tila, Katie Mills, Lindsay Pearl. You guys are the shit. I'm off. I'm off to go make my 1,000 bucks. Don, I won. No hard feelings. Makes your ass buy a dollar. And thank you for the eight of you

that donated money to the show today, especially you, Pat Lang. Make sure you send my donation to the cause. Oh, yeah, for sure. Thank you for blessing us with this podcast. Well, yeah, you're welcome. Glenton ladies did a great job yesterday. Yeah, they're awesome, right? How cool And I will see you guys, uh later today. Love you guys. Caleb. Thank you. Talk to you guys later Oh, wow, there's 320 people now The fuck is going on? I have to go.

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