The Sevan Podcast - Greg Glassman #20 | Uncovering The TRUTH
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Good to see you.
Bam, we're live.
Good to see you.
It's been a minute since you've been on one of the shows with Greg.
Yeah, it's been three weeks, four weeks.
Yeah, you're working class.
I am.
Yeah, you're total working class.
Yes.
Look who decided to join us, Greg, Mr. Souza.
How is everybody?
Oh, awesome.
Fantastic. Fantastic. How is everybody? Awesome. Fantastic.
Ready for Thanksgiving?
Oh, we got a...
Yeah, we got a little bit of an audio.
Oh, let me go with the buds.
I'll be right back. Okay, cool. Thank you.
Thank you.
That's a little echoey and like... Yeah, what's the word I'm looking for?
Like a lot of background noise?
Something.
Yeah.
Or like he was too far away from the mic or something.
Buenos dias.
What's up, Burby dude?
Asymmetric ears.
Hey, Ernie.
Hey, Chris.
Hey, good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning, all y'all.
Ernie's in a foreign land, right?
Is he?
Real Kevin. I think so.
Hey, dude, there's a new Leah Thomas.
Oh, you like that idea?
So a 10 to 12 minute format.
Oh.
I was thinking about starting every other day with the same thing.
Did you see that website?
What's it called?
The quarter?
It's not the screenshot, but I haven't gone and actually
looked at the actual website,
which I need to do.
You need a new layout, right?
Yeah, this is the guy's
layout right here.
But sometimes he's in that center square
oh wait let's see does it oh not not on that let me see if i can find it one where he's on that
like that okay and then what do we have down the side just like just advertising just ads and
whatever just stuff maybe stuff advertising the Sebon podcast.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Sponsors.
People who give money.
Do you hear me now?
Yeah, that's a little bit better.
Thank you.
Or a lot. It's a little bit better. Thank you. Or a lot.
It's a little bit better.
I'd say we're halfway there.
For some reason, it's kind of like echoey, like you're far away from your thing.
But it's not bad.
Not echoey is too strong of a word.
Tinny, maybe.
All right.
Hey, there's a new Leah Thomas.
Did you see that?
we got another dude who's entered the ncaa uh women's uh swim world and just just dominating now just another one is this the guy that's hit
the nc2a uh record so something he had three he had three records yeah three he has already he's
already he already has three women's records.
I mean, he's clearly a dude.
It's just crazy how it's happening everywhere.
I was looking at this one.
Look at this just happened, too.
For the female pool player championships.
Hey, Caleb, what's up, dude?
For the female pool player championships.
Hey, Caleb, what's up, dude?
Female pool player Lynn Pinches forfeits final against trans opponent.
So they put a dude in her.
But check out this one.
This one's wild.
They had a lady who was going to fight in the Golden Gloves finals.
And they didn't tell her she was going against a dude so she pulled out an hour before the fight they were gonna have her fight a guy without fucking telling her this is like some
gladiator shit katisha katia uh bizone stated there was no information not even specifying that it was someone who was born male.
It's like everything was normalized.
Female boxer withdraws from championship over transgender opponent.
Not transgender.
It was a dude.
How many daughters do you have, Greg?
Five.
Damn.
Caleb, hi.
What's up, dude?
Hey, you wouldn't have a guy fight a girl either without telling them.
You know what I mean? You wouldn't bring a girl in and have a guy fight a girl either without telling them you know what i mean
you wouldn't bring a girl in and have a guy fight a girl either wouldn't you be bummed if they put
a girl in and you beat her up and they didn't tell you that would suck
hey greg when when that was going down with crossfit you did you want i thought i remember
you saying you kind of wanted to see it happen so you could take it to the Supreme Court and see how the decision with CrossFit.
Was that your decision?
No, it wasn't my issue, but I was willing to go there.
I mean, what I didn't want to do was be held to a standard that other sports weren't.
Recognizing the whole thing is insanity.
I just didn't see it getting any real traction.
But in the case of our
gal, guy, whichever, I don't even remember the claim, she was of no significance because
she didn't do well as a male, as a female, or as something in between.
Right.
between right her scores her scores were never of any consequence she needed a whole bunch more narrowing of a division to show up on the radar and and what was said publicly in a forum where
there was a lot of jest created a problem and it all ended up settling it in significant amounts of money i think it was
fifty thousand dollars for a fraction of what it would have cost to go with the attorneys to
make some kind of point but her placement kind of didn't matter as much as just the precedent
it sets right like all of a sudden you just have all these you know the the problem is is that in in a comment on a website someone said hey just one of our staff
legal staff says you just sign up for the one you were born as and the problem is is that she'd
already been allowed to sign up either way oh right so already this this standing rule that
wasn't the official policy and impossible to figure that out when you have 400,000 people signing up.
Yeah, we weren't.
It wasn't an issue with 400,000 competitors.
There was one who had issue and she had issue with a public statement, not a corporate policy.
And so it all dissolved to nothing.
It wouldn't have had existence had it not been filed in Santa Cruz County.
Oh, really? Because of the politics in Santa Cruz?
And by a gentleman who had sued us unsuccessfully many times.
Oh, oh.
This guy again. This clown. This clown.
Never successful.
I got deposed by him countless times.
I kind of enjoyed it.
Was he not a smart man?
Not even close.
This is an interesting problem, says Mr. Watkins of the Heat One app.
On one hand, you don't want to have people compelled to disclose their medical history.
I agree. On the other, it feels like they should have to disclose their mail yeah i don't even know if that's
medical history not that i was gonna say is it how is it medical history we can make it that
hey wasn't there some what wasn't there some rule like in the NBA for a while,
like if you had AIDS, you had to tell people?
Or in boxing, any sports where there's blood,
you have to tell people if you have AIDS or if you have some sort of...
That was porn.
Oh, just porn? Okay.
I knew it was some sport.
Jake Chapman,
Seve, does Greg have much knowledge
on Parkinson's disease?
No.
You can't help but notice
some stuff, right? There's things coming down
the pipe.
We know that
chronic
traumatic brain injury uh is clearly a clearly a predisposes
you to it at the very best at the very least and there's chemical causes
meaning meaning like you get um freddie roach style you get punched in the head a lot as a boxer in 20 years later.
Yeah, Muhammad Ali, you know, tragic.
My maternal grandfather got off the bus at 19 or 20 years old, coming back from World War I,
with a pronounced Parkinson's tremor that was quite advanced by the time he was 25, 30 years old.
But he lived all the way with that until he was 97.
Ate his meals alone in the kitchen
because he's sloshing coffee all over everywhere.
He could swing an ax and he could drive a truck
and he could rope cattle,
but he couldn't drink coffee or write a letter
or speak well.
And it was an amazing deficit that he just had to overcome.
But he got mustard gassed, and it resolved itself in Parkinson's.
Resolved itself.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
At 19, he comes off the bus with a shaky voice.
Kind of sounds like RFK of current was the way it was explained to me and imitated
but by the time i knew him you did you had to know him or you didn't understand what he was saying
but there are enough people in town that have been around with him since he was 19 years old
it worked for him he built a community of people that understood
and brought his coffee filled low in a big jar you know filled low adaptation yeah i mean what
are you gonna do um we went to your kid's birthday party you got a magician and avi wanted a magician
so we got a magician we got a different one than than you but we ended up getting a magician with
parkinson's disease and there's this trick where you take a big glass of water and pour it
into a little glass of water and then into a littler
glass of water and into a littler.
You pour it back up and show that the same amount
of water fits in all four cups.
Dude, that trick was fucking a disaster.
There was water everywhere.
Afterwards, my mom thought
it was on purpose. That was part
of the trick.
It sounds like I'm not i'm not gonna join you
laughter on that um you can't he's a good dude but uh that sounds like a test for parkinson's
where at the end we get the beaker of how much water you sloshed however much water you lost
that's how bad it is what stage yeah does that kill you eventually? Parkinson's kills you?
You know, I saw that
in a quick bio on
Ali, they said that he developed sepsis
from his Parkinson's. I don't know what the
I don't know what the
what the path of the disease
looks like, nor what its complications are.
My grandfather
died in his sleep at 97
so mike mccaskey you're a good man greg meanwhile savon thinks it's funny
it was amazing it's just the context is it and it's like you know the magic trick doesn't really
work that well well it makes you think that that's the trick right instead of it being trick glasses you think oh he just shakes some of the water out onto the floor
now it fits in the smaller glass
how was africa you know we we went to the seychelles and so in that dose from that
perspective it was magnificent.
You went to Croatia and you're like, hey, this is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been.
And then you go to Seychelles, you're like, oh, this is it.
They're similar.
I mean, you know, Croatia was blue and wonderful and a lot of fish.
And this was similar, but a little warmer and a little bluer.
Yeah.
And it's not a spot for America.
I shouldn't say it's not for Americans.
They just haven't found it yet.
America hasn't found it yet.
There was a lot of German and even more Russian tourists.
And so where we went, the few times we went into kind of popular areas or when we were for Four Seasons, Russian was kind of the lay of the land better than hawaii
yes because the weather the the lack of humidity the water the people the service no it was it was
maybe hotter and more humid and the water was was nice but uh
and the water was nice, but I don't know.
I don't know.
It wasn't hard to find a sandy beach that there were turtle prints on the sand,
and no one was there coming.
And tremendously welcome.
Vital to the economy, and the locals appreciate that the tourism
the service is ass in Hawaii
right
slow
too much of the population
has been told for too long
that they were exploited
that Captain Cook
came and did y'all a huge injustice
and that this is a veritable paradise,
a garden of Eden, a utopia before we came along.
But I'm listening and taking in that vibe
while standing there at the pally
where King Kamehameha forced 10,000 women and children
and men to jump to their death.
10 fucking thousand.
Insane.
And so I'm like, yeah, okay.
That kind of fucking paradise.
Right. insane so i'm like yeah okay that kind of fucking paradise right depends on whether you're
which end of the ditty mouth you're on uh sarah cox uh looking to stem cell therapy she's saying for parkinson's did greg's vagina fruit make sorry go ahead go ahead, Greg. Yeah, that makes sense, if something did.
Stem cell therapy for Parkinson's?
Boy, if there was a...
I mean, that's consistent with the hope, right?
And if it worked, I don't know if I'd be shocked by it.
Probably not.
Last week when you were on the air, you held up, I think what you were claiming is one of the world's largest seeds.
Yeah, I got one.
Is that the one that you held up? It looks smaller from here.
Yeah, it made it.
The vagina fruit.
Oh, there we go
now it's back to all it's glory
crazy
hey this thing
this is
I got a guide for that too
but it's cool
there's only two
little islands where those things have been found
and it's the world's largest sea there's only two little islands where those things have been found.
And it's the world's largest sea.
The big ones get 50 pounds.
I think it's 26 kilograms.
And it grows high enough up that if it came loose in Haiti,
you wouldn't even have a chance.
Whenever I see stuff like that,
I'm always curious if someone has successfully grown one elsewhere. A few times I've've tried to grow a baobab here in Santa Cruz and I failed every time.
The African tree. I wonder if anyone's ever grown one of those somewhere.
I guess if you were going to try it, you should do it in Hawaii.
Similar climate.
Yeah, I was trying to find if anyone had successfully grown tamarack on the Pacific coast.
And you get down a rabbit hole of someone with a claim and other people going liar and it might have been indoors part of the time.
But it's not the same tree.
Gets weird.
I saw something the other day that I'm about to show you.
And what's interesting is I saw a parallel between this and broken science.
And it's not a good parallel.
And this is from the governor of New York, which is a highlight reel of idiocy.
Are you familiar with her, Greg?
No.
The governor of New York.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's a, she's a complete moron. And, um,
if I were to kind of sum up broken science,
if I were to tell someone about it, um, I would call it a, uh,
a hedge or an inoculation against bad thinking. If someone said, well,
what are you doing this?
Why are you going out in March to listen to Greg's talk?
And I would be like, well, because he's offering up the tools
so that you could look at something and see if you're being duped by or not.
Give you the tools to kind of pry into something
and get to see if it's telling you the truth or not.
And boy, it looks like they want to do the same thing.
I'm going to play this clip for you and let me know what you think.
She wants to offer up tools also.
Here we go.
You guys have to see this.
The governor of New York just announced basically a ministry of truth that is going to be put into public schools.
Check this out.
Today I'm directing the director of Division of Homeland Security and Emergency Services to develop media literacy tools for K through 12 in our public schools.
This will teach students media literacy tools and even teachers to help understand
how to spot conspiracy theories and misinformation, disinformation, and online hate.
Start talking about what we're seeing out there. Give the teachers the tools they need
to help these conversations in school. And by teaching younger New Yorkers about how to discern
between digital fact and digital fiction, we can better inoculate them from hatred and the spread
of it and help prepare them for a very fast-moving and often
confusing world. The left loves to use fancy buzzwords to make it sound like they're doing
something nice, but in reality, we know what it means when she says that they're going to root
out conspiracy theories and teach these kids not to fall for them. It means that they're going to
frame the right as conspiracy theorists, as the purveyors of crazy right wildly transparent
hey we're we're at a we're at a huge divide and it's it's in part intellectual and it's in part
ethical and this is why we frequently find ourselves trying
to sort out the stupid from the evil.
And it's hard to do because you find crazy mosaics
of both features in all kinds of individuals.
But they go hand in hand and they serve one another.
And so we need a reduced cognitive capacity
to get you to swallow some just blatantly and obviously evil.
And there's blueprints for it.
The socialists do this.
This is what happened in Europe, China.
Think of the amount of disbelief.
Look at the threat that Falun Gong is to the PRC. And for what? For honesty, perseverance, kindness? Come on. What are those things the enemy of, of the good?
look at this axis we're up against look at the at the at the alliance of china russia north korea iran and radical islam and look at the look at the collective ethics that those entities
offer express
express china got all upset the left got all upset because bumble got conned into stating the obvious that she she ping's a dictator who do we serve by pretending like that's not true
our people his people what is that like pouring acid on the guy is that the
whole thing it's like wizard of oz He's got them thinking they voted for him.
We're going to reveal that there's a fix in?
It seems crazy unethical not to, doesn't it?
Shouldn't the whole world open a window and yell out he's a fucking dictator?
What the hell else?
I mean, I'm not saying that's even a bad thing but why do we have to pretend because we have to pretend because the next step is dictator good
there's no difference between men and women yeah okay i know what you mean i'm not going to ruin
your dinner party so i'm just going to shut up here. My 10-year-old daughter says, they don't even have the same privates.
What do you mean they're not different?
Right.
Wow.
I mean, is it more complicated than that?
No, it is not.
No, it is not.
And so here we are.
We're going to pretend like this guy is not a dictator.
Why again?
To further his
fucking cause that's all
we're going to get along better if we
pretend like he was like he has
legitimacy
isn't that something
this is something you can recognize about Germans but not
Chinese is it like that
fucking dictator
of the worst
sort.
I feel like that
there's this evolution
that human beings go through. There's nice
people and then once
you graduate from being nice, you go to a person
with values and morals.
When you're nice, you just
love everyone a dictator
a ruler with total power over a country uh typically one who has obtained control by force
um you you there's this left it's love everyone a peace no matter what don't kill anyone for any
reason and then of course the people that they hate and who that's not true about is the people who don't agree with them, which is the irony there, right?
But once you're a human being, you're like, wait a second.
Love everyone, but I do have some values and some morals.
I don't want to bring pedophiles into my home.
You know what I mean?
Like you start realizing that that's not true.
You don't love everyone. You're not going to feed your mom to jeffrey dahmer it's a lie you're living a lie and that's when you have moral values and you've kind of
evolved as a human yes someone's got that five-step progress by which success or wealth creates this unaware class that becomes weak right i'm not
you've heard you've all heard this like the five steps but maybe we'll find it yeah
it's out there five steps of history or something
and it's how the success breeds a weakness that
creates failure that creates hardship that breeds more strong men for a better
society it's so good that it crumbles hard times make strong men strong men
make good times good times make weak men weak men make hard times yes interesting times. Yes. Interesting. It's one of those things like, yeah, of course.
But trippier yet,
I think that liberals
decay into socialism and
socialists quickly come to a point where part of
the policy becomes we've got to do something about
these fucking Jews.
Metaphorically speaking, but...
Yeah, like gassing
them and shit. Yeah, that kind of thing.
Yeah. A line you
use, stacking bodies like cordwood. Basically,
hey, we have to kill everyone. Stacking bodies like
cordwood. Yeah. What happens
is the individual
subjugates to the
collective vision
of the whatever you imagine
the whole to be
and that becomes the greater good
and that's when people end up stacked like cordwood
and socialism is particularly adept
at that so while we're all watching
Republicans looking for Nazis,
the Democratic Party's gonna turn into fucking Jew killers.
How?
Supporting of Hamas in Iran.
That kills Jews.
And by the way, the intent in killing the Jews,
it's not just eradicate the Jews,
it's the fine sharpness on Western civilization.
It's the thing that makes our culture successful, dominant.
It's why we don't live the way they do.
They're all living under dictatorship.
The other thing that's interesting is what is the implication of the fact that San Francisco cleaned all its streets out for that dictator?
They found the resources and the money to sweep everybody off to the corners and build in some fencing overnight.
And then the crazy part is, is that when Gavin came out, he goes, did we clean everything up because we have the leaders of China here?
Yes, we did. We want to represent.
we have the leaders of China here?
Yes, we did.
We want to represent.
So then when you take that and you couple it with our media training
for our K through 12,
it seems to me like we're building up this system
where the thought police will come around
and take you away.
And the thought police is actually going to be your children
because they'll be more media trained
to understand what you can't understand.
And if you have an opposing thought, you become the enemy.
And then that enemy at some point needs to be round up and placed somewhere
because they're evil, trained by the extent to which the streets were claimed
and of what they were claimed.
And the fact that that state that was addressed is the permanent long-term state for everyone, this makes that effort really no different than the Potemkin Village story, right?
Where the facade of a village off in the distance was brought so that the leader could look out and see the prosperity.
And there were cutouts painted way off in the distance and the and the
brutality of that the aesopian savagery of a notion carries exactly to this
and mine's are the stories when people visit north korea hey follow us through our carved
out spot that everything you know that's exactly what it is, but it's San Francisco.
So the fact that you can even make that comparison, even in the slightest, has to be a huge red flag.
And it's just out in the public for everyone to see.
And they're admitting it.
Yeah, they're admitting it.
It's not.
Yeah.
things that we see as defects in the gavin newsome methodology are in fact its chief uh virtues
on behalf of those that created them it's one of these everything that's wrong is wrong on purpose
homelessness isn't a problem it's an opportunity and it's an opportunity for continued political control and more money running through the coffers.
And it's not exactly that.
When we watched Seattle die, I had Jeff Kane do a bit of a dive on what the homeless industry looks like.
And there's a couple of gals making billions of dollars.
Billions of dollars.
Because I'm like, how is there spending $350,000 a fucking head?
Who's getting that money?
But you didn't have to look too hard to find out who is getting that money.
And it's enriching the hell out of people.
It's industry.
It's a homeless industry.
It's part of the disease economy.
Pick the worst parts of what's going on at the border, the worst parts.
And I'm telling you, there's a team rooting for it that knew that would happen, Biden and company.
Epoch Times called out the border crisis as the bluefication of Arizona and New Mexico, Texas, and Florida, what, seven years ago, eight years ago?
Nothing new.
It's just trying to create more Democrats.
The problem they have is that the last crew that came through the border adopted some values consistent with the success they had found, and they're not having it anymore.
And those are black and brown people that have gotten off the plantation.
letting another crop of people that will knee-jerk reflexively vote blue until they get jobs and go from one pickup truck to five
and start hiring people to work for them.
And then their kids won't have anything to do with that bullshit.
The impoverishment that's required for leftist ideology
fails with time and success.
You need a new crop of young, stupid people.
And some of them are temporarily stupid.
They'll believe things in their teens and 20s and 30s.
They won't in their 40s or 50s with any luck.
You know, my dad said that I'm taking up too much time here.
My dad said that the left was, in fact, the Dems were the party of the disadvantaged,
the have-nots, the downtrodden.
And the right is, indeed, the party of the privileged and the successful.
And they both have proven vehicles for raising their numbers,
for increasing their numbers.
How's that for a compromise?
The lefts, the Dems are the parties of the have nothing and they're going to make sure that there's more people that have nothing
keep that pipeline full hell yeah yeah your poverty is their control
well when you're right when you're raised as a kid in a Democrat family, what you're taught is that Democrats are for the poor and Republicans are for the rich.
And then at some point you get older, and if you're lucky, you meet someone like you, Greg, and you realize, oh, they forgot to tell you.
The Democrats are the party that keeps people poor, and the Republicans are the party that gets people rich.
They had the wording wrong a little bit.
And by the way, no rich people wants other – like no healthy rich person wants to keep other people poor.
Check this out.
Yeah.
And in fact, the leftist ideology is an individual basis.
The impact it has on you, my nephew, niece, or sister-in-law um the impact it has is
tantamount to a vow of poverty oh yeah yeah wow yeah it's just like you're gonna be broke ass
fucked up have nothing thinking that's how the world works and hey you walk around and as a
victim a victim of a people can get your ass ripped off And never be able to create a fucking thing for yourself
Thinking that way
You can ask
Nine out of ten young democrats
Do you want to be rich and they'll say no
And I'm not
By no means am I suggesting it should be your sole goal
I'll stick up for business people.
And I really believe that many of them are trying to find a uniquely attractive opportunity for other people.
Typically, that shines them in some positive kind of light as a coder or whatever the ego element is.
But being fast to grab from the pile isn't what I've seen,
doesn't associate with the people I've seen
make a lot of money, make a lot of money.
It doesn't look like greed.
What's it look like?
Well, let me just speak to one friend
who's serially a billionaire and he just
when he wrote code better than yours he got off on it i mean really you know like supercharged
and when you're successful at that serially it also rains money and so when philippe Kahn's compiler ran on your desktop and produced better results than Microsoft's compiler would on a big frame computer with less errors.
I mean, he was developing this shit, welding circuit boards in a car wash.
You know, produce something boards in a car wash.
And produce something better. Yeah, yeah.
Come here illegally.
And was soldering circuit boards from France.
After having toured Europe on a motorcycle,
including gone through all of Afghanistan as a teenager,
become a karate champion, PhD in mathematics,
came to this country and he was soldering circuit boards in a car wash
when he developed Turbo Pascal fundamentally.
I just want to throw this out there too, by the way,
for people who don't know the story, I'll tell this really quick. Greg used to throw this out there too, by the way, for people who don't know the story,
tell this really quick. Greg used to train this guy. Greg would ride his bike up to this guy's
house. And, um, the guy would say, come to my house at 7am and train me. And so Greg would go
there and Greg would get paid by the hour. And by five o'clock, maybe Philippe hadn't come down.
So Greg's now been up there for 10 hours. And while some people would have sat around and
complained, and we've all seen people like this, Greg did not do that he set up a makeshift office in the gym using plyo boxes
and whatnot and got busy he didn't scroll through his fucking instagram that's where he started
doing some of his most prolific writing and uh and deep dives into the stuff that we call the
crossfit journal today there are these people that want to fucking complain and not take advantage
speaking of opportunity and he took that opportunity.
And he doesn't tell – I've heard him tell the story a dozen times or three dozen times.
He never tells it like – and no offense to these people.
He doesn't tell it like it's some life lesson or like you boys should be doing this.
He doesn't tell it like a Navy SEAL.
He just tells it like matter of fact.
So I'm fucking sitting there.
I got my pen and paper, so I just set up a desk and start writing.
And like, man, you got to glean that there's opportunity everywhere
my training was 75 bucks an hour and i didn't want to make house calls so the good woman sonia
dear friend of mine now um doubled my rate and charged me from portal to portal, leaving the house to getting back in the house.
And so my drive time and the sitting there five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten hours a day was being paid at $150 an hour.
And very little of that was training.
And so I knew I was being paid for something beyond the training.
Let's give life to that. And a whole bunch of the journal material is written there and at the ugly mug right near
your house probably 80 to 90 percent of the of the early work was done in that environment waiting
for philippe or sitting in the coffee shop and it was a hell of an opportunity to finally have someone paying me to sit around and work, right?
Every successful person has that story where they don't – I've told this story before, but it was this guy I know who – or I read an article about in Smithsonian one time.
He was an artist, and he was a marathoner, and he was a – what's a bug scientist? Etymologist? Is that what that is?
Yeah.
And he was an etymologist.
What is it called?
Enta with an N.
Entomologist.
Entomologist.
Entomologist.
And so what he would do is he would go to his cabin, and he would – and he had a 13-mile route.
And like every seven miles, he had some bananas or some ground-up moldy cheese.
And he would leave it around, and he would run with his book.
or some ground up moldy cheese and he would leave it around and he would run with his book and he would get to these stops and there would be bugs at these areas where he would make like these
whatever these concoctions he would draw the bugs and then run another seven miles
and his whole life was like that like like everything was working towards the common goal
so he was a harvard professor that starts just uh um talked about entomology but he's also an artist
and he ends up publishing a book i think you actually maybe bought me the book um on uh on bugs that he drew and it's like
all of these that that i swear to you that is a common theme successful people their whole life
is kind of routed around what they know and what they do are you feeling that greg what i'm saying
it's like a it's like a tight circle like you circle. Like you're not going to the Seychelles to – you're going there to decompress, but the whole time you're thinking about broken science.
You're using the opportunity of the clear mind, the sun, the new environment to get a fresh perspective on what you want to do.
I guess it's easy when you're chasing your passion.
Yeah, I left with some PDFs that I have habitually returned to over several years.
I find myself referencing either in conversation or in writing something or in trying to recall a concept in its exposition, frankly, where it's clearer than i'm able to to muster up
and i brought those with me and probably read them a dozen times each half a dozen articles
on this motion yeah yeah yeah if there's something that you're returning to over and over and over and over and over again to help in your exposition, maybe it ought to be a little closer to hand than something you're pulling up on the screen again.
And I got exactly that out of it.
Good morning, Coach Seve Souza, Cousin Caleb.
Oh, you have a cousin named Eaton?
Oh, yeah. I guess so.
Damn, I love it when I have to explain stuff to Caleb.
That's awesome. That's very rare.
I was very confused.
Burnt Lumber, holy cow. Thank you so much. Very generous.
Happy Thanksgiving, gents. Welcome back.
Greg Glassman, Burnt Lumber. Wow, Burnt Lumber. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks, dude. generous um uh happy thanksgiving gents welcome back greg glassman burnt lumber wow burnt lumber
thank you thank you thanks dude and one one quick thought on kind of uh what we're just discussing
about i also think that there's this um we we have a hard time holding two emotions at the same time
so what i mean by that is like if you get really upset or frustrated about your situation but if
you immediately go to gratitude to like what you thankful for, it's hard to still remain upset.
And I think that when we have this trumpeting of the victim mentality, it's hard to find opportunity.
So it's almost like those two conflicting things.
So if you're somebody who knows that there's a lot of opportunity, that you're a go-getter, that you want to contribute, you'll always find opportunities to do so or to advance your work.
But if you're with a victim mentality that everybody's against you, the world's out to get you, you're not going to have that same mindset of how could I find opportunities to better myself or contribute.
You're going to sit there and think, I'm owed something.
I'm frustrated by this.
This isn't turning out the way that I thought. And's nothing i could do about it i'm helpless and so i think that that's
part of the the two differences like when we don't have any heroes in america anymore or that the
heroes are you know trans swimmers and things that are being pushed george floyd george floyd
all of that is is just reminding you and telling you and imprinting upon you like hey there's
victims there's a ton of bad stuff in the world and there's nothing you could you could do about
it you're just a victim of it yeah all of it is really comes out of downplaying the significance
of character what it does in perseverance, overcoming heroics, sacrifice, charity, all those things.
I think the heart of being a victim is it suggests the inability to have character to dwell on it to focus on it snap
out of it for god's sakes you know and reground yourself in something something more important
than what happened to you i think that's why i um even though i'm not a christian or religious
person myself i find value in religious people because I admire their character, their values, their steadfast, their conviction.
The extent to which you're bought into your victimhood, it is a certain, it's a variant of narcissism, solipsism, sensory deprivation.
You're internally focused, and that's always at a detriment,
no matter how that happens, even through stinginess.
But self-absorption leads to fucking misery.
And victimhood is one of the,
it's probably one of the easiest ones to inculcate.
Teach your kids they have no chance.
Why?
Because you were born with a vagina.
You're fucked.
It's just going to be that way.
Sorry.
The color of your skin.
Black guy's never going to get ahead
because of the white guy.
And you get people believing that
and then it's profoundly debilitating.
We see it all around us.
So you could have been waiting in Philippe's gym, pissed off.
And you might have that thought, like, fuck, this guy hasn't come down in two hours.
But then at some point, you have to be like, hey, I'm done playing the victim.
Time to get to work.
I see an opportunity.
Dude, I was being paid $150 an hour to make the world a better place.
Right.
And I'm thankful for that.
I thanked him for that opportunity.
I wish he could have kept the clock rolling and just had me on 24 hours a day.
Yeah, you said something important.
You were like, I was finally getting paid.
And you're like, it was incredible because was finally getting paid and you're like it was
incredible because i was getting paid to do the work that i was doing now he didn't see it as like
being paid to sit here which that's that victim mentality or this is wasting my time all of a
sudden greg was like hey now i'm going to do the work and continue my my efforts but i'm also being
paid for it that's a great setup tell you what else he would do he would pick my brain and get
my opinion on something and then find someone famous
in their own right for holding a different opinion
and bring them out.
Like cockfights?
Sleep
experts, trainers.
There were some
great encounters. You've read a whole
book just on that shit.
That's amazing. I remember talking about some sleep
expert and you found them in people
magazine.
Look,
you should read this.
This is something you should learn about.
And I'm like,
yeah,
whatever.
And I come back to him like,
I don't know,
man,
I just tell him all my bullshit detectors are going off.
So a month later I get to the garage and my,
got my table,
my door that's set up on the water bottles.
And I got water bottles and plastic for a desk
and they work off the supply and keep rebuilding my desk and pulling from it
as shopping dictated but there's a guy sitting out in the garage with a suit on
and he's not really saying anything and i'm just kind of tripping on him like i finally had to ask
who he was but he's the guy from people magazine waiting for oh so he just had
this out and he's sitting there in a suit for hours hours and there's no chairs just my water
bottles right yeah the sleep guy he goes home a week later and disgrace yeah he probably didn't
take waiting for philippe as well as you did
dude i went in marsalis all kinds of people the music world it was a who's who of folks
who would come yeah yeah philippe made a jazz recording with him on a saxophone and it had all kinds of legends in it right living legends on the instruments that he recorded in his house
in it, right? Living Legends.
On the instruments that he recorded in his house.
And he said, I go, wow, man,
you gotta be really good to play with them.
He says, no, it's just the golden rule.
And I go, the golden rule?
What's that? He goes, the guy with the gold makes all the rules.
My mom taught me, but yes.
So that's why they were waiting in the garage.
You pay anyone enough, they were waiting in the garage You pay anyone enough They'll wait in the garage
Yeah
If they're smart
Greg I'll be in Tempe December 6th through 10th
From Vindicate
Spicy margaritas on me if you're in town
It works
I'm 8 through 12
I've got the Portland kids coming down
In Tempe? In Scottsdale? works i'm uh i'm eight through twelve i got the portland kids coming down in uh in in tempe in
scottsdale uh in scottsdale oh that's cool of december um carolyn m the self-help book
greg glassman i think of intelligence and wisdom as the ability to see other perspectives and to
be open to change if proven wrong what do you see is a prominent changed opinion in your life thank you
i i'm reading that as like if you had one position and something caused you a shift
what was that yeah i'd have to i'd have to think about that and offer something profound but i'm
always were you
ever liberal greg were you ever hippie were you ever uh like no matter what love everyone peace
love um i got a peace sign and cast iron on the chain when i was like 11 years old
and wanted to grow my hair long and play the guitar and get some pussy and my dad didn't
want to have any of that so he got me an accordion and i had a crew cut with a peace sign you know
that's amazing none of that the accordion fixed me like i i to get out of the accordion i had this
promise to never play the electric guitar at all. Even when you were an expert in the plant, in the plant medicine, medicinal plant field, you didn't have any hippie notions?
I discovered National Review in 1982.
So I'd have been 26 years old.
And I was far from matured or growing up.
And so I was somewhat a hellion, a problem citizen, perhaps,
and found National Review and New Republic at the same time
because they were frequently referring in National Review
to shit that appeared in the New Republic.
So I got brought up intellectually listening to both sides. On that subject
reminds me of our commenter and the question that I'm supposed to be looking through as to what,
and it's ranking, it's my problem, how would I rank the thing? But yeah, thank you for that.
I read in National Review very early,
Buckley said that the only reason for opening your mind was to close it on something.
And the question reminds me of that.
And so I think it's important to have an open mind
to come to realize things like the absurdity and the
shitty pretenses of the national public health response international health response to covid
those kinds of things i think it requires an open mind to see that to whether the dismissal of the things that we've been through as conspiracy theories.
Hunter Biden laptop, collusion, you know, on and on.
Look what we've been through.
Origins of the virus, right?
What's the battle of someone's own personal discernment against the popular narrative?
I'll give her one.
I'll give her one.
Here's an easy and cheap one.
I thought that the CDC
was woefully ignorant
around chronic disease
but probably had its shit
figured out on the infectious front.
Now I realize it's all bullshit too.
How's that for a big...
Oh.
Yeah, that caught me off guard.
Did you always know the CDC?
The notion of deep health.
I was slow to believe deep state and i got it proved to me through deep health how's that for a startling awareness had no idea
there was a deep health did you always know it was corruption right away or did you just think
that they missed the mark you know i too often thought i was smarter than everyone else and
the thing is i just hadn't gotten a paycheck.
Oh.
They failed to bribe me.
I thought I was smart.
The golden rule.
Yeah, it just wasn't on the take.
So finally someone's like.
I'm like, man, I am some kind of fucking genius to come up with this shit.
Because I got people reporting me for teaching old ladies to squat.
CSCS, you're
fucking busted. I'm writing a letter.
Get your certification revoked. I don't have
one.
Teaching old ladies to squat.
There were people that made war for me
over that.
You have to hide them.
Take them over to a rarely used
machine in the corner. They look perverted
as hell. What are you doing? I'm having her squat.
It looks like she's just standing up off the
shoulder press machine over and over. Where she is,
I lowered the seat.
If anyone looks over,
sit down and start pressing it.
You know?
Wow.
Honest to God. in capitola uh greg wanted uh iota greg wanted a peace sign and his dad got him an iron cross
he got me a peace sign yeah yeah had an accordion um i must look like a fucking idiot with it on oh no you look great extra sloppy uh
did two on one off idea come from observing the effects of crossfit on hormones i'm not sure what
that means is that like a steroid protocol i'm not sure um my doctor noticed a tendency for CrossFit people to have both. I don't know what that is.
SHBG.
Where did two on one off come from?
It's three on one.
Three on one off.
Yeah.
It allows me, I can get into a rhythm where I have
ability to kind of cover all of your capacities to a point where you clearly meet a day off.
And where I've been working, I've been contracted for like the Canadian military to develop some five-on-two-off programs.
The problem with three-on-one-off is that some Saturdays you have workouts and others you don't.
And the military, the Canadian military,
was basically working a nine-to-five Monday through Friday.
The military has weekends off.
I don't know if they just gave away a Canadian national secret or not,
but there's no at-home on Saturdays.
They don't work on weekends?
Don't attack on Saturdays.
Yeah, they don't work weekends.
So it had to be, and there was no way, and I fought hard for it.
And so what I had to do was to hit the same intensity that could be recovered
and allow for sustainability.
I always thought I'd get to use that someday in a sentence where it made sense.
But to create a sustainable atmosphere, I had to throw in things like these
3K and 5K runs. And I said, it's like the iceberg lettuce. It was anything else was just going to
fuck you up. And so they were getting the same load over five days. You were in three filled
in with some endurance shit, which they were overly fond of anyways. It felt a little corrupt,
but there was a corruption of the potential in going
to five on two off, trying to conform your physiology to the work week. And so you just
made it work that way. But what you'd see is if you could, there were two days you could take out
and you had better programming. Better programming or better results? Is that what you mean?
No, you're better programming because you're going to get better results is that you mean no you're better programming because you're
going to get better results um three on one off is better than five on two off it really is
if there's a i can't commit to the you go to any place where i was at the at the helm to feed and
workouts you take any of those three days and then you take two other days from the next week and throw
it in there where you've gone five like that without a day off and it starts to look like
the fucking games or or they learn the art of the sandbag and that's and that's to pace yourself
and you can see people do this in a bodybuilding gym on three sets versus five you can feel it in yourself as soon
as you tell you tell me you're getting five sets out of me I'm I'm peeling back
it's it's the very next thing that goes through your fucking head before you've
even heard what the exercise is or what happens next you I'm gonna be short in
this fucker you have to at five three you can get three sets, you're all.
The recovery of young people versus older people is amazing also. are based on kind of the acute understanding of the psychology and the impact and physiological
fade rate on drop sets and things of that of that sort that's why when you reverse them you
head fuck people get to that 21 these are going up It shows in the numbers.
The look on their face.
Like Fran backwards as opposed to forward.
Remember, too, the beauty of this thing was on the unsuspecting. They look at you at 21 reps and like, fuck you.
You know, like they caught on.
But it's too late.
I've just done 21 45ths of the fucking thing.
The next one's 15 this was
triply fucked so maybe this is only doubly fucked next round thing is it's similarly fucked and that
21 to 15 15 looks like 21 at the second go around with a couplet you almost take off where you
started it's like no trip It's like rep number 22.
But now you're crossing the halfway point.
So you just go with it.
You just eat more shit because you've almost finished the serving.
And it does not translate the other direction.
It is a non-abelian process.
Here's some hot shit, Greg.
Magdalene Egger,
which I think
validates her sentence. Accordion is definitely
a vag magnet.
I like her more every day.
I know.
She's very
concise with her words, too.
It must make
chicks show up with steins full of beer
with the lederhosen and shit.
I don't know, man.
But oom-pah-pah, I could tell it wasn't getting it.
Jeremy Flatter, Greg, when is your non-compete up?
August.
August of 2024?
Yeah, coming right up.
Zach, I love the way Greg speaks.
Could listen to him talk about anything.
Greg, are you aware that maybe you're – I've never looked at your –
I've never transcribed anything you've said and looked at it,
but are you aware that maybe your ordering of words
or your juxtaposition of words is different than normal people?
They speak maybe in a – I don't know what it is,
but if I were to describe it it i would say that you're comfortable putting words adjacent to each other
that maybe other people aren't i've enjoyed that fact of writing and like i had a notebook full of
three to five letter words and i didn't know what the fuck they meant you know and they're just gems
i wish i could come up i'll look for that list somewhere so you
how did you come up with that list you would hear a word write it down and be like i'm gonna know
that word and start incorporating into my speech yeah what the fuck is flens you know flens like
it's simple enough word but then you look it up now that's cool i'm gonna use that
academia has flensed the validation phase from the scientific method.
To strip the blubber or skin from a whale.
Yeah.
Now, it sounds like in the sense of stripping the blubber, but remember, the whale was killed for the blubber.
That's what we were after
it wasn't the meat that was the that was the uh source of lighting in this country forever
and in europe the well burned in lamps oh yeah oh that's tough that's a tough time to be a whale. Yeah, but half of what was written once upon a time
is written under whale blubber.
No shit.
Yeah.
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Trevor.
Trevor Ponik.
I don't know why I keep having to say his first name over like it's going to help me.
Trevor Ponik.
Kiski. Kiski. Trevor Ponikiewski.
Kiewski.
Trevor P.
Trevor P.
You're Polish.
Hey, Greg.
Ponikiewski.
Ponikiewski.
Hey, Greg, I'm still learning about the oils that should be used and not used for cooking.
Is high oleic sunflower oil somehow better for you than regular used sunflower oil
all right you know what i'm going to stay out of the oil thing and send everyone back to like zoe
harcombe and uh lipid lunacy and the stuff that was written in the first cholesterol book uh
because there's some fred krumero in there but those guys are those guys are solid and what they're talking
about and uh go back go back to basics and don't use me for that or maybe there is some advantage
and but it's it's fundamentally no longer where my head's at but i'll share this with you the
limitations for rapeseed um in animal feed throughout Europe and the United States, throughout the world.
And that's what we get canola oil from. And the limitations on the size plot that you can grow
rapeseed for canola use is limited because it kills all the rabbits and deer that rely on it.
And we cold press it and sell it to humans. so fred crumo row was right he's the
god of this stuff as far as i'm concerned it took he he lived to be a hundred something and fought
legally and scientifically the effects of polyunsaturated oils um throughout his life
you know he was the the worst thing that ever happened to Marjorie was this man. His story is one of
genius and heroism.
If we want
to get into the oils, I'd go back
to that crowd and look at what they've done.
The Japanese research on
the impacts of
polyunsaturates is pretty
powerful.
Correct me if I'm wrong. First of all,
my wife, we don't do any sunflower oil in the house.
I think that in general,
if you're going to cook with oils,
you should stick with low temperatures
and stick with tallow.
If you're
safe and get some
basic shit going.
I love the butter-olive oil mix, both for
flavor and what I presume to be in safety
oh you just got a um uh what did i see you open the other day at your house
you open that box you're like oh sebi look at my um egg poacher yeah yeah that thing looks dope
have you used that yet yeah i used it yesterday in terms it's uh i've had others this isn't my first egg poacher
and i grew up with poached eggs so basically i was getting that to make the point to the missus that
um poaching eggs and swirling water with vinegar one at a time is like goes nowhere fast
i i feel like every time i order a poached egg there's someone in the kitchen
pissed why why because the pain they have to make yeah
you gotta swirl the water and add the vinegar and it's it's it's it's uh you can get good at it but
it is a one-of-a-time thing what do you want what do you use vinegar for in poached eggs i don't
know my poached egg i thought you just crack it you just put a little butter in that thing crack
the egg in it and when it's in the egg poacher but the authentic poached egg is done in water
just in a cup of water no in a pot a small pot of boiling water and you add a
eight teaspoon or something of vinegar and a little salt bring it to a boil and you get it
swirling and then you coddle the egg set it into the uh into the funnel of the swirling water,
and you only lose a quarter of the white
if you're a Jedi.
And then you do
it again and change the water for
every couple of eggs.
There's no one
that wants to do that back in the kitchen.
I'm sure of that.
Let me see this. I've never seen...
I thought every poached egg person used one of those little contraptions you had now oh shit wow
i had no idea oh that's the non-swirling i like i like, I'm interested. So that's water. That's he's pointed.
That's water and vinegar that's sitting in.
Yeah.
Fresh eggs are best for poaching.
All right.
Fresh eggs are best for everything.
Yeah.
It's the same way.
Wow.
All right.
I had no idea.
Yeah.
I'm sure my approach is the barbarian one, but it's cool.
I can get six eggs perfectly lightly poached at once.
Greg got it right.
You already knew the answer to your question. It was a test.
Or his last name, pronunciation.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Okay, good.
What did you say his last name was greg
so you know words and you can read good
that's always that's always it's uh polish like english that some of the art is like
not trying to catch every letter
art is like not trying to catch every letter right not not trying to catch every letter
well like worst shot tell me that's worst to sure that tell me how you see that on the label it's kind of hard like sounding it sounding it out isn't always your best bet
isn't always your best bet.
Cromerow, I can't say enough good things about that man. Absolutely stunning career.
He sued the FDA.
You just held up his book.
K-R-U-M-M-E-R-O-W.
But he was a
Ph.D. DVM, a veterinarian
I believe.
And
his suit that he filed against fda and cdc are just
absolute genius and he won them and as soon as they would handshake he turned on sue again but
he sued to get these oils removed from general regard in his safe and as soon as they agreed
to that then he sued him to have him banned and it was a kind of
it was kind of like i would think a legal oversight that you don't care we're going to
settle this thing and part of the agreement is you're not going to turn around and sue me again
but he fucking did and so the fact that these things got removed from generally recognized
as safe and then eventually on a timetable where they thought would be long past his life expectancy they are
coming off, it will be no longer
legal to sell
margarinated
products
and Pumar did
all of that
did you meet him Greg?
no, but I would have liked to
he passed?
yeah
102
wow I think he just died in 2017 if i saw wow yeah 2017
yeah crazy respect for the guy an unchanging message of 65 years
perfectly correct while people were while people were while your pediatrician was
my pediatrician was telling my mom
we need to have non-fat milk and drink margarine
this guy is saying it's going to kill people
imagine how
well that went over
right
huge
the TV was inundated with margarine commercials
do you remember that?
Yep.
I can't believe it's not butter.
Hey,
margin was just garbage,
right?
It was by byproduct.
It's deadly.
Holy shit.
We ate so much margarine at my house.
It came in the plastic tub,
right?
We did Imperial. It was our, I think, right? We did Imperial.
It was ours.
Yeah, I think that's what we did too.
Jody Lynn, finally, cooking tips from the boss.
And Maggie's been doing carnival, right?
Your wife's been doing carnival.
Yeah.
Good honor.
Yeah.
Why are you laughing i fucking hate grass-fed beef oh oh she's gone she's going full fully into it i got i was given a taco last night and i
wouldn't buy it what kind of meat is this and she's why and i i'm ready for anything right
you know it could be armadillo it's all good now
organs but no it's like it tastes like fish she was yeah i noticed that i go grass-fed beach
yeah it tastes like fish to me i i may not have noticed i made it just called it gaminess
but my swedish friends turned me on to reindeer and reindeer tastes like
mackerel i mean it tastes like fish and i go it's all the only high chlorophyll
containing like all right all right grass-fed beef tastes like fish to me and i'm generally like
i'm not really excited by the fish taste at some point with fish.
But with the ruminants, it's I have a lower threshold of interest.
You live with shifting subject here.
You live with four kids.
They're yours.
You got Maggie pregnant and she gave you four kids.
And you live in very close quarters wherever you go.
You've been traveling with them now basically since you sold the company nonstop.
You've been with them. You homeschool them. They're like an enormous part of your life.
It's like I can tell it's been a massive shift for you that you fully embraced.
It's as rewarding a thing as I've ever done.
You just took 18 days off them.
I've never even, like, I've never seen you be away from your kids, like, more than a couple days since you've had this last batch.
What was that like when you saw them again?
18 days seems like a crazy long time to be away from your kids.
Dude, the first five days were really, really rough.
And then the next 10 were kind of blissful.
And then there was three days of missing them again as we're coming back into orbit.
But like all travel, it's blast off and reentry are kind of rough, right?
Right.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
And so like we're in a re-entry phase
but to not have seen mom bullied for a couple of weeks to get a whopping dose like oh they just saw
mom and just latched on mom this mom give me the you just want you know just did tiny things but
it's all it's all good it's great i can't live with them can't live without them right it's all good. It's great. Can't live with them, can't live without them, right?
It's great.
Do they all seem older to you
in 18 days? Are you like, whoa?
You know,
they've been around other
kids
and so you get
reminded of that, you know?
Like stuff you've learned from those
kids. Behaviors. Riley reminded of that you know like stuff you'd learn from those kids behaviors
riley got upset at ret touching something that oh eating pomegranates with his fingers out of her
out of her container and she says there's boogers and who knows she said probably uh
uh anal relaxation ointment oh my god and i'm like this is from a 10 year old i haven't
seen in two weeks and now we're like we've baked anal relaxation ointment i had no idea there was
such a thing i had no idea of course there is is now being is leveled as a common insult on a
nine-year-old and so like yeah i mean it's like this is some of this shit i'm i'm an old guy i'm gonna have to like you know i'd like to know a
little more but not a lot right yeah yeah the party is like you want to ask where did you learn
that from but then also you don't you don't want to like open up the i've just none in my cupboard
you know like but this is it sounds it sounds like a specific product now i'm tempted to go on
amazon but like i'm gonna come over and use your computer hey the anal relaxation
the fuck is that
and like of course i'm thinking i hope they didn't have this shit at Nani and Poppy's house. Like someone got in the cupboard.
What's going on?
Is this a TV show?
Other kids?
The cousins.
Those are pretty street grampy.
They have pretty street grandparents, though, right?
Oh, shit.
Anal relax cream.
Wow.
Of course.
Wow.
She called it ointment.
I've never heard her use the word ointment before.
Right. Ointment. I've never heard her use the word ointment before. Right.
Ointment.
Backside cream.
Yeah, you'd think it's, no, this is like the Buttery Boys.
That's what I took away from them, right?
Like, wow, now they're just open.
Right.
Have you seen Buttery Boy cream, Caleb, on Amazon? That is a thing.
Yeah, it is a thing.
I checked.
I checked.
So if that's the Buttery Boys, it's hard.
Hey, they're good Mormons.
It's a hard thing to do this, to make that kind of jump.
But when you see ointment, you know that's like there's a thing.
There's ointment.
No one's making shit up with the word ointment.
Yeah. Damn it. that's like there's a thing that's there's ointment no one's making shit up with the word ointment damn it so yeah we shouldn't take any kids with us maybe she's not asking me to explain it either which is a little like damn it
there's this song uh there's an artist named little dicky and he has has a song called Freaky Friday where he switches places with a black rapper.
I'm trying to remember who it is. It's Chris Brown. Him and Chris Brown switch bodies like the movie Freaky Friday.
Yeah. And there's a line in there where where Lil Dicky opens up his pants in the video and looks in his pants and he goes, and I got my dream dick.
And the other day I heard I heard he must have heard the song and I heard obviously that and I got my dream dick. And the other day I heard, I heard, I must've heard the song and I heard obviously that,
and I got my dream dick.
And I was like,
Oh God,
where the fuck did that come from?
How did that one stick?
I have to have,
I have to have Haley sing that to me.
Uh,
uh,
what's,
uh,
what's the disclaimer may cause anal leakage like you put too much lube on
there dude craig this guy this guy zach sullivan said the funniest thing in the comments yesterday
i was i was telling a story about how i was walking hayley i was walking with hayley somewhere
and she was on the outside of the street, and some lady came up to me,
some old lady in Oakland was like, hey, you got your girl walking on the outside of the street.
People are going to think she's a hooker.
Zach says, it wouldn't matter where I walk my wife.
She's always going to look like a hooker.
Oh, my God.
Oh, savage in the comments.
Oh Savage in the comments
What
Was the original thing about people
Throwing bedpans like
Slot pots out the window right
It's why they walked on the
Outside or I don't know
Oh interesting
I mean you're walking on the
Street and they didn't have toilets so people just throw
Their shit out the window and so you walk far
Away from them and get, wow.
Yeah.
Does Dale Vindicate, V-N-D-K-8, get your CEO shirts at Vindicate.com.
Does Doc Spartan make an anal ointment?
No, it looked like he said he was going to.
It was coming soon, though.
Yeah.
Dale said it was coming soon.
Oh, that's right.
You went there, Seb, with the guy.
With who?
With Dale?
Well, you said that his ointment bothered your asshole.
Oh, his bar is broke.
The assumption was that you're using it.
Yeah.
Like, this is the worst relaxation cream I've ever had.
He got a bar of soap and it's cheap like a grenade and it's clean.
And I soaked my butt and my
fucking genitalia with it and it tingled like
I didn't like it tingling. There we go.
When I was a
little kid, and I'm going to guess it was
63, we were driving
cross-country to go see the grandparents
in Alabama and I went into a
Texaco station with your typical
everyone shits on the floor look to
the place and someone had
scrawled in the vending machine selling
condoms this is the worst
gum I've ever had they'd scratch
through the paint with that
and I was like I knew then
I'm never going to see better graffiti
scratched into a bathroom ever
oh I can't text Dale from my fucking computer I'm never going to see better graffiti scratched into a bathroom ever.
Oh, I can't text Dale from my fucking computer because he's on a droid.
Motherfucker.
Dale, I'm going to call you after this.
There's something so bad.
I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier to share with you.
Dale, do you guys sell any tooth cleaning products?
I don't think so they don't hey i got
you some i got you some eco dent tooth powder not to promote that brand over any others but it's huge
it works great and i'm just i want to make sure how now i'm coming over to get it now
yeah yeah i got some i got some tooth powder for you here so you can testify to the
to the quality having tried it's because the difference between
tooth powder and paste is profound and you want to be able to figure out that that uh variable
a little more independently oh dale i got this crazy idea for you great idea i think it's great
uh uh dr broner's peppermint soap is interesting to share with you fuck all those great idea. I think it's great.
Dr. Broner's peppermint soap is interesting to share with you. Fuck all that
tingly shit.
I don't want any tingly.
Doesn't settle well on the backside.
Iota condom gum graffiti
carver won the world.
Oh, Will Pranzetter.
Someone's trying to get rid of the
Gapism
Oh my goodness
Okay
State of
I think it's Kansas
Some revolutionary shit here going on
Kansas
It's one of the states in the middle of the United States
For those of you
who don't know, starts with a K. Here we go. This has become the first state to pass a bill that
defines woman as someone who is biologically born female. That's it. That's what a woman is,
which means that this will ban men who identify as transgender women from using single-sex areas
designated for women. It's called the Women's Bill of Rights. It was approved by legislators
26 to 10 on Thursday. Only Republicans support there. And the bill defines a female as someone,
whose biological reproductive system is developed to produce ova, while male refers to anyone whose
reproductive system is developed to
fertilize the ova of a female. This is a beautiful bill because it doesn't just say,
don't trans the kids. It doesn't just say, wait till eight to introduce kids to transgenderism
in schools. Once they're turned nine, that's fine. It doesn't just say, only minors can't.
transgenderism in schools once they're turned nine that's fine doesn't just say only minors can't here's what i want to ask you guys going back to caroline's question in the beginning
she just she said wisdom and intelligence come from maybe understanding or empathizing with
others i do not understand why anyone would vote against that? I can't comprehend why you would be a Democrat or a Republican and not want – not be comfortable with a definition for female around the ability – as simple as it's the ability to produce eggs and the male is defined as someone who can impregnate the egg.
Ten Democrats voted against that.
That's a party-line issue?
How is that a party-line issue?
And am I smarter if I understand their reasoning?
Yeah, they're funded by a big medical medical and that's a large profit center when
you have surgeries at young ages and hook them for life and so those democrats are possibly funded by
them and then voted that way that's hard for me to swallow i hear you but but for me it's like hey
one they want to be nice they want to be nice and they think it's offensive
to trans people
as opposed to having values
and discernment and integrity
they're putting niceness
or what I think what we call
political correctness over just truth
it leads to dysfunction
I wonder if that's 100% of the time it leads to dysfunction i wonder if that's 100 of the time it leads to dysfunction
more divisively it could be seen as a further divide between parent and kid which we've seen
happen in the public schools as to now you don't have as much autonomy over your child especially
in the hands of the public school system.
So the last thing we watched is like now they want to media train your kids without your permission or you being around.
They're talking about these issues that maybe you're not comfortable with or the child's age isn't quite there yet.
But now we have to learn about sexual identity and what these terms mean and stuff.
and what these terms mean and stuff.
And then the trans one is just another one,
especially when you see it as an extremist states, like what we live in,
where you could potentially have your kid taken away by child protective
services,
because you're not giving them the care that they are inferring that you
don't want to acknowledge that your dude wants to be a girl.
And so now you're a bad boy.
Yeah.
Right.
No,
I'm not playing dumb at all.
I don't,
I don't understand. I'm not playing dumb at all. I don't understand.
I'm not playing dumb at all.
I don't understand.
That was my point.
I don't understand retard.
The postmodernism that's coming at us from all directions in the politics and the arts and in the confusion of the Hamas versus the Israelis,
in the confusion of the Hamas versus the Israelis, the broken science, the nutrition corruption,
all of this postmodernism is irrational
and depends on demands in irrational subtext
and context for everything.
And so it's a war on thought, a war on
logic, a war on arithmetic.
Jedediah Snelson comes down
to the old adage, you can't fight stupid.
Carolyn M.
using some of Broken Science's uh tools think of it as predictability
it's consistently women that only have babies
i'll place my trust in that predictive value yeah
yeah that's going to be hate speech at some point yeah if it's not already to say that only women
can have babies yeah you know what i mean canada might be already i'm gonna grab some ice i'm
coming right back yeah yeah too ice it's too early for ice hey you know what it reminds me of too
it's like this slow letting out of like what you'll be tolerant and acceptance of when it comes
from the government and a great example to look at is the government-enforced lockdowns, right?
So first it was two weeks to flatten the curve.
And then it was like, well, we weren't going to make you wear masks.
That would be ridiculous.
Bye, Fauci.
And then as time goes on, now it's, well, you need to keep your business closed for
more than two weeks, two months, in some places, multiple years.
The mask thing not only became a suggestion, but then a mandate,
but then you got ridiculed for it because you're a bad person. And then the same exact thing in
terms of the vaccine, right? It was going to be there and like help. And then now all of a sudden
it was a mandate. And then now all of a sudden you're losing your job from it. So like this slow
creep out of what you're willing to tolerate and accept that comes from a,
at that time and still in places now a totalitarian government.
And I think that this is just another one of those slow letouts where how crazy can we go?
And if you speak out against it,
it's hate speech.
Did you see the clip we played the other day,
Susie?
I don't know if you were on the show with Tucker,
Tucker Carlson saying that basically these people are so fucking illogical and out there.
And that basically the truth always prevails.
But as we get them further and further into a corner, they'll use by any means necessary of keeping control.
I think that goes back to what we were talking about at the beginning of the story, that they will start using violence.
They won't be able to justify their position they
won't logically be able to explain the resort to violence yeah that's where the stacking bodies
like cordwood comes into place and it always leads there right that type of mentality the
totalitarianism the um you know censorship the fact that we have thought police, we have speak police,
we're changing definitions of words, like all that leads to the stacking of the bodies.
Yeah, go play a little bit of this. I think Greg will like this.
I think let's play a little. Thank you, Caleb, for finding this so quick.
A woman who is running for president, Nikki Haley, explaining that because of these attacks on October 7th,
the rest of us need to register with the government in order to express our opinions on the war.
This isn't it. She's crazy. She's crazy anyway.
Listen, I haven't heard this. Iota, you all see the uproar with the army ads two years ago was all racial, racial and gender diversity.
And now that there's a real war, all the ads just have white dudes in them.
I don't think it's because there's a real war.
I think it's because we have no retention.
And they just kicked out a shitload of people because of COVID.
They're hiring them back.
They're trying to hire them back because they kicked out.
I don't remember exactly the number,
but they kicked out a lot of people because they wouldn't take the vaccine.
And now they're saying,
you don't
need it you can come back in we'll take you but most of them probably aren't going to come back
anyway because they know it's going to happen again at some point damn uh
uh here's here's a you want to pivot to some other fucking wild shit here's a good one too
i don't buy this wholeheartedly but but there's some there's some good meat in here here we go
are two strange things about the 2020 u.s election that most people didn't know as per 538.com trump
with some margin for error won the in-person vote in every single U.S. state, even deeply Democratic ones, like Biden's home
state of Delaware, every single one. Whereas Biden won the mail-in vote in every single U.S. state,
even deeply Republican ones. And in 2020, mail-in ballots, where no one had to show up to verify
their identity, went from 29 million in 2016 to 66 million in 2020. Such a stark difference in who wins the in-person
or mail-in vote seems unlikely to
occur naturally, but you decide.
So
you could argue that the reason why
it went from 20 million to 70 million
mail-in votes is because of COVID.
But it is fucking
fascinating to know that
Trump won every single
state if you just counted the in-person
voting.
It's
fucking nuts.
It's
nothing conclusive,
but it's frustrating. You think
they steal the election?
If there's an honest election, who do you think
wins, Greg, between those two guys? Now? Yeah, on a collection, like a the election. If there's an honest election, who do you think wins, Greg, between those two guys?
Now?
Yeah, honest election, like a fair election.
Trump.
You do?
Mm-hmm.
What do you think happened?
Let me play devil's advocate here.
What about all the traditional people who are supposed to hate him?
What about all the septum-pierced people, the black people, the poor people?
Although what's interesting is that social
media is inundated with young black men
who say they're voting for Trump.
Several
black pundits weighed in that
his being arrested was going to win him
the black vote.
Oh, like now they can identify with them because so many
blacks are like one in four black men
are arrested or some shit.
You had to you had to look to avoid that claim.
You had to look away to avoid that.
We talked about it.
And you think that you think that there will be a fair election?
I don't.
Fair enough, I guess fair enough.
I don't think the left would think that dumping a million illegal ballots into the system is unethical.
I think that their ideology is more important than the fairness of any election.
I think their interest in democracy only extends to a political system that actually removes rights.
I find that all those that talk democracy, democracy, democracy do so because they don't want to admit that there's something
more important than whether you vote or not, and that's what your rights are.
I think the left is willing to use the ballot to remove my right to free speech, to remove
my right of assembly, to remove my right to bear arms, to remove my rights to unreasonable search and seizure.
I think their favorite tool to do that
would be the ballot box.
I'm afraid of all of this talk from the Democrats
about democracy, democracy, democracy,
and the things that are a threat to democracy
include anything that's a threat to their socialist ideology it's pretty transparent to me which is more important to you the right
to vote or the right to your property your free speech your life socialism is a and b deciding
what c does for d that's a democracy that's a that's voted a and b deciding what C does for D. That's a democracy.
That's voted.
A and B deciding what C does for D.
Damn.
Got that out of National Review in 1982.
I also learned in 1982 that the Holy Grail for political tyrants is a voiceless constituency.
So there's nothing better than to represent
Gaia, Mother Earth,
the environment.
Because no one's ever in a position
who is pointed out by William F. Buckley
in National Review, that the
voiceless constituency is
the thing of all political tyrants.
That's what they want.
A constituency that can't say, you don't represent
me. What do you mean? It's like, look, I'm
representing the earth.
Right.
Like taking some policy
of taking the moral high ground.
Wow.
It's transparent for
what it is.
Hey, I was thinking yesterday, these people who own these CrossFit gyms, these affiliates, they're the owners, right?
And so when you owned CrossFit, they had something deeply in common with you. Deeply in common with you.
Because you were the.
You were the.
You were an owner too.
Right.
And now.
I'm wondering how that affects.
They don't have something deeply in common with their new owner.
With their.
With their.
With their new leader.
Their new leader doesn't.
You had skin in the game. You you had money ego and responsibility right you i knew there was
there was one thing i could offer and it came down to four four varieties and that was leadership
and that was through the education validation, defending against legislation
and offensive litigation. But those are those things that demonstrated leadership and there
were things of value to the affiliate that she could not do for herself. And I've used
myself as the example because I had an affiliate.
I mean, I was the first CrossFit gym.
And I had to offer and do everything that from that position, the only one on earth,
all by myself, would I have participated?
Would I participate in the affiliation program?
As constructed, yes.
I'd have flown the flag.
I'm going to call it something else.
Would I pay for that seminar?
Eagerly.
And outside of that, it's all unrecognizable to me.
It's like Kentucky Fried Fitness.
You know, I'm like, I'm out.
I don't wanna be told what hat to wear.
I wanna experiment in my programming and in my approach to the movements.
Oh.
That's the only way I'm going to keep learning.
I'm not going to keep learning by trying to fuse my learning with someone else's corporate message.
You know, I gave that theoretical template for programming.
else's corporate message. You know, I gave that theoretical template for programming
and what I liked about it and the challenge at the time
was I have used a mechanical instrument to program,
try to find the three week period where that was done
in the past two years, I think it was.
See, if you can, I doubt you can, but I did.
It was machine generated.
it was machine generated. I even later gave the clue as to how it is you might find it. someone can use it some of the things you encode you expand your thinking about them say that last part again you know the the the ultimate value often for encoding something is
not that the algorithm works and now we got it,
and this is great, but it refines your thinking. It's kind of a good development tool for yourself.
In fact, I think it was that parsing, that creation of the theoretical template for programming that opened me up to the
uh to the uh tweaking the definition of functional fitness away from universal motor recruitment
patterns away from uh uh uh that into this efficient, effective, eventually becomes power
and eventually includes non-universal motor recruitment patterns.
We talked about that last week, I think it was,
about the role of rowing and cycling.
What they shared with squatting and throwing
was not the universal motor recruitment pattern
because they are unique to those movements but what it does is they they are consistent in their
ability to express power that was discovered through the brutality of the of the feeling
through the sensory system is rowing is fucked up shit you know I got to get one of these things
well what why does it feel fucked up what is that mechanism and it's its
ability to express power and also I'm convinced relates to ability to it bring
down oh to set to unbearable levels
bring down O2 set to unbearable levels.
Remember we pushed him for someone to test that? Just didn't have the time myself.
I shouldn't have to roll up my fucking sleeves
and get the O2 set meter and do this thing.
Had guys like Hackelman who was a surgical nurse.
Not many people know that about him.
The probably the greatest American trainer of mma talent or one of the
greatest there's also a surgical nurse and he had to point out to me that that it's it's a hyper
campion that drives you to unconsciousness and discomfort not lowered o2 in fact you know whatever
god what a badass
hackleman is what a
fucking legend
10th degree black belt then
invents his own martial art
then beats up chuck liddell and chuck liddell comes
and he makes chuck a champion
and then fucking 20 years fucking
after that he has glover to share become the super
heavyweight champion of the world
champion either way fucking nuts Fucking 20 years fucking after that, he has Glover to share, become the super heavyweight champion of the world.
Or light heavyweight champion.
Light heavyweight champion.
It was super heavyweight.
Either way, fucking nuts.
Absolutely nuts.
Hey, Greg, I know we're running 97 minutes.
I want to ask you this question.
Yes, sir.
Dotcom has a daily workout of the day they now have something called guest programmers where they program for two weeks and then they switch programmers and i believe let's go under
the assumption that they're not given any direction they're just like okay can you do
the programming for two weeks my thought is that when you do this, because of the implications of changing the programmer every two weeks, that.com is no longer a program to follow, but rather a program just to see different kinds of programming.
But I wouldn't because two weeks isn't enough for a programmer to lay out the the ideal gpp plan am i off base you agree
i'm i'm following i mean i'm not i don't have an argument against that
okay i would want more than two weeks yeah oh yeah okay okay i mean there's an assumption
that it can be evaluated just by kind of staring at it
and I may have that ability
so I don't know how to speak against it
you know here's what I'm left with
you show me two weeks and I gotta assume that's all you got to show me
what I'd expect is the pattern has been set
otherwise you go there's no way
I can't do it in two weeks
i don't get to my meso cycle or whatever the your thing is right
uh in any uh it's it's nice to be out of that world i gotta tell you
hey uh what about um uh tyson your thoughts i know you know what i i'm i'm i'm in a field
where blondes from iceland have no opinion should have no opinion or have no opinion
they don't they don't they've already those people fell asleep oh oh in
your field gotcha gotcha yeah yeah you know the broken science is kind of neat it's only the
grown-ups are left yeah that's like when i take my kids to tennis tournaments it's i'm in a field
where there's only asians it's just asians um uh okay so uh on a final note um uh i know you're not a a like a football connoisseur
but you have become a fan of tyson bajan as the rest of us as our as our dear friend travis's son
makes it into the nfl he he we saw him play and now they got justin fields back in i don't know
if you saw the game last week, but the Bears were winning,
and with four minutes left, up by 12, they lost.
But Justin was the quarterback.
Any thoughts?
Do you think that any, like –
The defense collapsed, apparently, right?
Yeah.
You blame the quarterback for that.
He's up by 12 with four minutes left.
Or a lot of people, the pundits, were blaming the coach
and that they were calling the wrong place.
But do you think that there's any concern we should have for Tyson?
Like,
or do you think like,
Hey,
this is good.
He's going to make it through year one into year two,
just your,
your gut feeling from what you,
the little,
you know,
about football.
I read a comment that said that he's clearly demonstrated his
significant worth as a backup quarterback in the NFL.
So it sounds like he's landed,
which is great.
I mean, God, there's step one, right?
Year one, make that point.
Tons of greats didn't even play until year three.
Like, I don't know much about football.
Everyone tells me Brady didn't play until year three.
What is he, 23 years old?
Yeah, he's a kid.
He's halfway through puberty.
Yeah, right.
And I would ask him about that that Are you still going through puberty
He's like uh huh
Of course he is
Yeah
I would think that
You would have to expect
Improved everything at 27
Everything
Big Thanksgiving party At your house tomorrow improved everything in 27. Everything.
Big Thanksgiving party at your house tomorrow.
It's going to be fun.
Yeah, I'm pumped.
All right, dude.
Thanks for coming by.
We're having grass-fed turkey.
Turkey's going to eat grass.
What are they?
Grass-fed turkey.
Bug-fed turkey.
Yeah. All right, brother. All right, guys. Turkey's going to eat grass. What are they? Bug-fed turkey.
Yeah.
All right, brother.
All right, guys.
Caleb, Matt, it's good to have you both with us here.
Am I going to see you today?
Yeah, come on over.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Talk to you later.
Thanks, Greg. All right, guys.
Bye, Greg.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye, everyone.
Greg, last one. I had to run to the bathroom. All right, go ahead. Go for it. Go for it. I have to pee so bad, too. Greg Glass
I had to run to the bathroom
go ahead go for it
we might not even be here when you get back
Zach Sullivan
as a lifelong Bears fan
and the reason I'm here
I'd love to see more from Tyson's determination
and hard work should translate to more winning
hope he gets more time
yeah I think he will do too
hey I wanted to Determination and hard work should translate to more winning. Hope he gets more time. Yeah, I think he will do, too.
Hey, I wanted to – maybe I should wait until the CrossFit Games update show.
God, did you see Coffee Pods and Wads?
Most recent fake news.
Jeez, Luis, he is funny. Isn isn't he great you have to watch it
I have so much trouble understanding him I have to
watch it like multiple times
to understand what the fuck is going
on I watch it multiple times
because I find it so funny
I just want to hear the jokes again
yeah here we you understand look at his
shirt Fikowski
I kind of want that shirt
that's a hilarious shirt have you seen this suza this recent coffee pods and wads
oh boy yeah play it look at his shirt here we go fake news with the heat one app more in chalk
up have been bought and no i'm not talking about the adverts
that they run for manscaping products.
Barben.
Okay, I finally got that joke.
I didn't get that joke.
They've been bought,
meaning that you can run an ad
and they'll do anything.
Okay.
First joke.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
And have purchased the ailing newsletter
in a move that has sparked concern amongst many
for Barben founder, David Tao's proclivity for whiskey but hey now that the sale has
been completed maybe chalk ups former owner can finally return to the office
okay so that's a joke because the barb and guy is a drunk and LeFranco the
rumor mill has it that got in trouble, was being threatened to be sued by people,
including one person for sexual misconduct on the job.
And he wasn't allowed back at the morning chaga.
That's the rumor I heard.
And so now that it's been sold,
he's saying LeFranco is allowed to come back to the office.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Deep inside humor there.
Yeah. Wow.
With media, Brian Friend suffered an identity crisis on air tonight a
concerned character watched on from becky harsh's recording studio as brian repeatedly humbly
reminded us of what he isn't we are not the morning choco they've just taken my old ideas
and then when i have new ideas we also are not the barbell spin barbell spin is where you can probably go to get the
fastest information at a very surface level or not the ouch
ouch thanks i went back and watched this whole thing i because of this piece i went back and
watched this whole fucking eight minute segment yeah yeah they patrick should have intervened at
some point it's like the two minute mark
programming specific podcasts we're not uh any of these other podcasts we're not a huge company
that has a variety of different writers and people working for them and we're currently
doing a study through our be friendly stats division we are not
oh fuck We are not.
Oh, fuck.
We're not a huge company, but we have a stats division.
So, yeah.
Okay.
It took me a few times to get that.
Damn.
The Savant podcast. Not Savant podcast?
Not Savant, although he's okay,
but doesn't have the historical backup that Brian does.
So the reason why he said that is Patrick Clark started saying something like just chill and benign like,
hey, Savant hasn't done the weekend review yet,
and fucking Brian just cuts him off and he goes
well even if he did it wouldn't have the historical and deep background
he kind brian actually kind of went through and took a shot at every single person on our text
thread he took a shot at chasing bill he took a shot at fucking hillar fucking he tried to put his fucking two inch dick in me jesus christ brian
my goodness we already got one fucking victim mentality shirt for craig richie jesus christ
i mean that's pretty low-hanging fruit the dude's on his way to a retirement home and
i'm growing that thing back.
Oh my goodness.
I don't remember the name of his last guest.
In the end, Brian...
Oh, God.
My favorite thing is when Savant says,
yesterday, and it was like a month ago.
Pedro's getting good at these. I'll say to my wife the other day she's like that was before we had kids like yeah that's still accurate the
other day the other day it was the other day the other other day yeah that was that was a weird
that was a weird segment from our homeboy that That was a trip. He gained composure and threw the collection basket out
to fund his global travel and PC's Wi-Fi upgrade
from dial-up to, I don't know, 3G maybe?
Does Patrick have bad connection?
Every time.
Oh.
Lucky.
Meanwhile, Roman Krennikov tested his 3-rep max front squat
and Andrew Hiller's patience.
And Justin Medeiros decided he can no longer compete for the top spot and is instead planning on moving to the female division for 2024.
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I agree.
That is a cool shirt.
A Kowski shirt?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Always like your own comment.
God.
Get that tip jar money going.
Hey, Pedro looks better, too.
Does he have a skin smoothener or filter?
What the fuck's going on?
No, he's got that meat and fruit diet.
That's what he's doing?
Yeah, I think he's been doing it for some time now.
Damn.
I mean, at least a month I was with him
and he stuck to it strict at Crash,
the Crash Crucible.
Fucking Pedro.
Not me, as he made one of those
about me putting fucking donuts and cake into my mouth. Damn it, Pedro. Not me, as he made one of those about me putting fucking donuts and cake into my mouth.
Damn it, Pedro.
Into my mouth.
In my mouth. Mason Mitchell, Pedro
got off the soda. Oh, God.
Well, good. The show's over.
All right. What is
today? Wednesday?
It's Wednesday, yeahnesday yeah oh my goodness
okay there we go there's yeah it was interesting i brought up some when i brought up the first
topics today with greg it was it seemed like he was a bit pensive right a little a little just
like thoughtful and then once we got light-hearted and then i tried to bring it back to like the male female thing again and then he retracted again starting to
understand uh the flow of these things a little bit better uh thursday oh no guest tomorrow live
colin well thanksgiving it's thanksgiving oh okay cool are you guys around people's day
hey um are you are you guys will you guys around? It's People's Day.
Hey, are you,
will you guys be here tomorrow morning with me?
Oh, I don't know.
We have a workout in the park at 8 a.m.
Okay, let me know.
Maybe I'll bug Hunter McIntyre or something.
Okay.
I'm getting on a flight tomorrow, so I won't.
Okay, then maybe I'll grab Hiller and Hunter.
I wonder what both of them are doing for Thanksgiving show
wild show
alright
I'm actually really stoked Greg's in town
he's in town for the next like six days
so his kids are here so I'm pretty pumped
yeah that's cool you gonna go to them hang out
yeah I'm gonna go to skate park first though
Um after 15 years
Seve is starting to understand Greg
Alright
Buh bye