The Sevan Podcast - Greg Glassman #35 | Live Call In
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Good morning, everybody!
I was looking at the Matoothian.
Someone said they were having trouble finding the Doc Spartan Matoothian this morning,
so I was trying to send them a direct link, and I went over there, and it has 63 five-star reviews.
I expect nothing less I expect nothing less
Greg Glassman will be on the show this morning
good morning everyone
Gus
Augustus
good morning Heidi
when is the behind the scenes for North America East coming out?
Good question.
Great question.
People are...
I'm seeing reviews saying it's the best behind the scenes ever.
I wasn't even involved in that one.
That was Sousa.
Raving reviews for Sousa.
Maybe he's taking over as the king of the behind the scenes.
Oh, this is in a different.
This is an Augustus link, and this is just a Gus link.
Weird.
Chris, good morning.
Vittorio.
Vittorio, good morning.
Mr. Coach, hi.
Sean, late again.
I was late. Was I late? Late again? Late, consistent. I'm consistently late. Will he play my jingle this morning? Sure, why not? It's a Sebum Podcast Show It's a Sebum Podcast Show
Everybody's welcome
Peace and love
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Thank you
Stalling mechanism
Mr. Slop
Mrs. Slop
Dog looks fat
Fergie, hi
Hi
Omar Jeez Louise dog looks fat uh fergie hi omar geez louise
sean with a uh accent over the a that's weird
oh no she's so fat come on on, man. I do it better than Joe.
My wife's listening.
I better behave.
Wyatt, hello.
Greg should be here any minute.
I was watching.
Someone sent me a video of a lady who can hula hoop on her butt.
And her boob at the same time this morning.
That was my treat for this morning.
I saw that Dave Castro released something else regarding the CrossFit Games.
We'll take a look at that later.
The barbell spin has it if you want to take a look at it now.
Hey, good morning.
What's up?
What's up, dude?
Nothing.
Everything.
How are you?
I'm good.
I was tripping on that.
I woke up this morning.
I kept hearing people telling me, hey, what's going on in France? What's going on in France?
Yeah.
So I woke up this morning an hour before the show and I started digging around a little bit.
And I started thinking I was pretending to have a conversation with my parents.
I was wondering, like, how much taxes are OK?
One percent to two percent. how much taxes are okay? 1%?
2%?
Are you cleaning your glasses?
Oh, no, your screen.
Look at you.
Look at you.
That can't possibly be true.
90% tax on people who make over $400,000 a year.
The Brits have seen taxes like that before.
I mean, it's not unheard of.
Really? How would you survive?
How do you pay for it?
Everyone just starts lying on their taxes?
That and get the fuck out.
There'll be a flight of capital and talent.
I know what I would do.
It's basically just stealing from the rich.
I mean, at that point, I don't even understand 90%. Hey, there's a book everyone ought to read.
It was published, I think, in 78 by George Gilder,
and it's Wealth and Poverty.
It was published, I think, in 78 by George Gilder, and it's Wealth and Poverty.
And it's a wonderful exposition on where does wealth come from?
George Gilder?
Yeah.
Wealth and Poverty.
When's the last time you read it?
Is it something that you read like years ago?
Yeah.
Yeah, I read it when it came out. that you read like years ago yeah yeah i read it when it came out um
and it was hugely impactful for me it's a delightful read
hailed as the guide of capitalism the new york times bestseller wealth and poverty by george
f gilder is one of the most famous economic books of all times
do you remember who recommended it to you, Greg?
I know this. I know when Reagan was shot, someone brought him a copy in the hospital.
And I was employed by the Hughes Aircraft Company, I think, at the time do you remember and so is that why you read it you saw that
someone brought reagan a copy you're like well you know um i was kind of in the thralls of uh
milton friedman okay and uh he had a television series on public television that i watched
that was i I mean, the arguments, you know,
the unguided hand, and I also at that same time came across Frederick Hayek and the road
to serfdom was impactful, but the fatal conceit blew my mind.
That might be my,
I'd probably rank that right above wealth and poverty.
There was, I just saw a great line.
It's the easiest read, Seve.
It's the easiest read.
You're just like, yeah, fuck, of course. Yeah, one of my takeaways is that capitalism is that if you if you
in a state of nature you'd have you'd have capitalism i think all the other all the others capitalism wasn't invented by anyone it just is our our natural psychological state it's what
happens until someone figures that they can through coercive means acquire shares of the
of public wealth in the articles i was reading about the 90 tax in france uh the majority of the money is going
to pay for public uh public employees government employees so it's basically the people you elected
in the office will be taking more money from the people who elected
the seaplane about to land yeah that's cool listen to listen this this is this is the one
i always try to explain to people this is the one i always try
to explain to people this is the most make sense book on economics i've read people who acquire
wealth are usually those who provide others with what they want who provide what others want meaning
like packages delivered to your door airbags um insulin needles right that's all private sector
like like the guy that said that business is the art and science of providing uniquely attractive opportunities for other people.
Yes. Greg Glassman.
Much the same.
Government only distorts this process to favor those who are unable to sustain what their predecessors had built.
A business can only survive as long as it serves its customers, and if those who take over for the builders cannot maintain what was built they will lose it man
it's it's it's um i've never hear anyone who wants higher taxes talk about where the money goes
they just it's almost like they have a hard-on to get just wealthy people
or to take money from people.
They're never like,
yeah, I think Nancy Pelosi,
I want to take this money
and give it to Nancy Pelosi.
I think she spends money really well.
It's always to make sure.
Listen to that language.
Make sure.
Use it in a sentence for me.
We need to make sure.
We're going to make sure
that all children's needs are met. We're going to make sure that all children's needs are met.
We're going to make sure that your prescription drugs don't keep you from being able to eat a normal diet.
We're going to make sure that the infection doesn't spread.
That was making sure.
Obama, my father, counted 65 make sures in 30 minutes once or some fucking thing.
I come in and I go, what's going on?
He goes, Obama's making sure.
Listen, this guy says, I thought-
It just rolls off the tongue.
It means nothing and the idiots clap.
Yeah.
Oh, I like this guy.
He's going to make sure.
nothing and the idiots clap.
Yeah.
Oh,
I like this guy.
He's going to make sure.
Greg,
this guy says it's not an easy read.
I,
it,
I'm sorry.
It's gotta be rough.
Were you filled with seething rage?
I mean,
like look at the one star reviews on that thing i got i always go there uh gilder and other supply siders are the real redistributors of wealth and income decades of
top-down tax cuts and deregulated corporations has transferred trillions of dollars from middle
class to super well i love it i love it i. Fuck-tard. Look at the thing here.
The guy thinks that the money belongs to the government.
Another thing that's fascinating along that same line is during COVID,
which was, I want to call it a liberal lockdown,
was the greatest transfer of wealth in all of human history
from the poor and middle class to the
wealthiest people yes while i was sitting out by the pool having my carne asada burrito delivered
by uber eats i was trying to imagine what it would be like to be in one of those high rises
in Camden, New Jersey with the,
where the glass has been removed years ago and replaced with plywood,
unable to leave the building.
Can you imagine that?
No, I can't believe that's even the United States you're describing.
I can't believe that's even the United States you're describing.
I wonder.
Something everyone should see.
I can't tell if the headlines in France are real or if it's just media. But if you type in 90% France, I mean, there's article after article.
I can't tell if it's just hype.
I just don't know how people would function.
By the way, this guy also refuses to condemn Hamas, Hamas' actions.
I guess the guy who wants to get in power and raise these taxes to 90%.
How will people operate?
Yeah, I would guess that everyone wealthy – I would guess everyone wealthy who's pushing the country forward would leave the country.
Why can't they see that? Why wouldn't they just see that? I don't understand how they don't just see that.
Why wouldn't they just see that?
I don't understand how they don't just see that.
I know people that think in Santa Cruz as though Philippe Kahn came to town,
and on Pacific Avenue there were millions of pounds of gold,
and he elbowed everyone out of the way and took it all.
And they would point to his his wealth and the homeless
and talk about what an unjust country this is
and yet they all have obama phones that probably philippe not only invented but uh it's stupidity it's stupidity
at 90 so what what happens let's just theoretically play this through with me
real quick so if they tax the people 90 and then you basically become completely dependent on the
government for everything i mean basically food line startup i, you can't even afford food at that point.
You can't buy food for your pets.
You can't buy clothes for your kids.
You have nothing.
Well, it's 90% over that.
What was it?
400,000.
Yeah, but I would hope that there's a shitload of people there
who make that much money.
What happens to all?
You can't live on.
There becomes a cost for the shelter.
So you hire accountants and tax attorneys and all kinds of there's an enormous drain on the economy
just in because what you'll do is you'll find a way to spend 30 to protect the other six right
right and and you'll do it and we're me here you know i've already got some spots picked out i could live
hey so so you like you know it looks like this it looks like this i'm
i would be in that i would be in that that tax bracket i ain't paying it
you know what that means right you get that the english is clear isn't it
right not gonna pay it right and i can't
imagine anyone feels any different than that so you leave so people leave i mean i would leave
you fucking leave yes basically if you make enthusiasm if you make 400 000 a year and the
government takes 90 am i doing the math right you get to keep 40 that you that 40 thousand dollars no it's over it's not so each dollar has to now you're in a marginal tax rate
oh okay each additional buck they get you know okay thank yeah thank you for the clarity it's
90 just on the amount over 400k i'm not saying it's right but that's different than 90 of 400k
right yes okay but but you know what it's just as insidious it's like what i want to
i agree business you know fuck i will not here
and there's there's other places you know that are like
in applause of this like uh monaco right
oh because people will come there of course they will applause of this like Monaco, right?
Oh, because people will come there.
Of course they will.
What's their tax bracket?
Oh, it's crazy favorable.
You can, I believe, buy your way in.
There are no properties taxes in Monaco, but the rental properties are taxed at 1% of the annual rent.
The state has no income tax.
Low taxes have drawn many foreign individuals to Monaco and account for about 75% of the $8 billion annual GDP.
What's the population?
Good question. Let's see.
39,000.
And what's Luxembourg? What's the story there?
We had an affiliate there.
Everyone that belonged was a billionaire.
All the members were billionaires.
Let me see.
They got a flag.
Let me see the population here.
Luxembourgers make up 50% of the population
14% Portuguese, 7% French
3% Italian
21% other
oh interesting I can't find it
population 672,000
small landlocked country in western Europe
it's bordered by Belgium to the west
and north is Germany, France
let me see if there's anything interesting here Small landlocked country in Western Europe. It's bordered by Belgium to the west and north is Germany, France.
Let me see if there's anything interesting here.
2,500 square kilometers, so it's tiny.
Europe's seventh smallest country.
It has an advanced economy and one of the world's highest GDP per capita. Their LGBT equality is ranked the highest in Europe
Oh thank god
The country started in 963
Yeah so I mean
Yeah it's one of the cantons that didn't
that didn't coalesce into modern day
Switzerland
it sounds like it's and it's the wealthiest
country in Europe
I'm telling you there was
our affiliate there he
he was quite explicit that does
they're gym full of billionaires
damn they're gym full of billionaires damn
I wonder what their tax is
the wealthy have options
you know who really gets hurt by a 90% tax rate
who
the poor
and tell me why there's a revenue and talent drain
is so is there is there is there is there a magic number like 15 flat tax well you know the laffer
curve the idea and in in fact the essence of the Laffer curve is fully articulated in Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations.
But at 0% tax, you have no revenue.
At 100% tax, you're going to get no revenue.
And why is that at 100%? Because everyone leaves?
Well, I'm not paying it, yeah.
Yeah.
I'll be nonproductive.
How hard do you want to work if someone's going to take all of the money?
There's no incentive.
I'm not doing that.
Right.
I'm not going to do that.
I got a job.
You make $20 an hour, but they're going to take $20 an hour from you.
This is the problem that people have in poverty. They're in 100% marginal tax rate.
So if you're living off the government tip and you earn 100 bucks and it's reportable,
you lose $100 in benefits. And this is actually mentioned in wealth and poverty,
that what's really needed for people in poverty is they need to be able to, they need to be exempt from taxes.
You can say that the rate below some income is zero, but if you're living off the government tit and you make a buck, they take a buck from benefits away. And that's by design.
Every effort to fix that has been fought vigorously by the left.
Vigorously.
They don't want anyone getting off the plantation, dude.
Ken Walters, 100% tax is called slavery. Well well that's what I was going to say
isn't 90% tax
just like straight communism
it's 90% slavery
Jake Chapman
Ken is correct
it's uh
it's actually
patently obvious
is that a slave
he just works for free
oh okay Oh, okay.
So we are at least... We know someone who got in trouble
with state and federal authorities
for working with someone that had
serious cognitive deficits
but could code. And the coder was being paid Doritos serious cognitive deficits,
but could code.
And the coder was being paid in Doritos and like nothing to do.
And doing incredible work.
I'm trying to think.
Do I know the person?
Oh, yeah. Do I know the person? Oh, yeah.
Do I know their parents, too?
Um.
No.
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
God, this is just fucking nuts.
Are the people in France for this?
Is that the makeup of their country?
Don't they have an immigration problem there too?
Doesn't France have a huge immigration problem?
Yeah.
They basically just let the Muslims have just come in and taken over?
Muslims, France.
The French Muslim community
grew from 1 million in early 70s
to 7 million in 2024.
Oh, and that's interesting. And that's... in this guy malachian exploit and leverage france's large
muslim vote
and that's why he won't he won't denounce uh october 7th
man oh man did you see uh did you see biden do the fake little squat to like crack a joke that he shits his pants have you seen that video no yeah he poked he pokes fun
at himself let me see if i can find it uh biden uh squats uh as a joke.
I saw a clip where he was,
he,
where he says anyway,
and then he goes,
I guess that's the Jill knows that's where he goes off the rails with the anyway.
And then she taps the woman that's standing next to her to go ahead,
interrupt and stop.
Let's stop him.
Like you can see Joe get cut off.
Cause he's about to ramble some
bullshit for 20 minutes damn where can i where can miss maybe someone will send it to me in my dms
do you have any thoughts on what's going to happen have you thought about any predictions
on what they're going to do? I really don't.
Yeah, I can't get my head wrapped around it, too.
Do you think that most of the pressure is probably coming from Jill and Hunter for him not to step down?
I don't know. I believe that they're pressuring him not to step down.
Those two in particular, the son and the wife.
They've got a lot at stake.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
She doesn't want to give up her lifestyle, right?
Right.
I mean, it's that petty.
Well, she's a doctor now.
Yeah, but it's that petty, I think.
What's crazy is...
You know, I mean, is there ever a point in life
where someone says, hey, you know what?
I'm 84 years old and my cognitive capacity
is significantly diminished.
I think it'd be best if you just took over everything for me
and made life easy and comfortable for me at this point
because I'm now a threat to myself.
I mean, it doesn't go like that.
It's something like, hey, listen, Dad, here's the deal.
Fuck, dude, you can't drive anymore.
I mean, it's...
Right.
Right?
Right.
These are big family moments where you have to confront someone with their incapacitation.
And as petty as this sounds, but it's kind of like the typical fucking white trash drug addict story. The son doesn't want to lose his ability to get drugs.
And if in his dad's position, leveraging his dad's position as president of the United States has allowed him to live a lifestyle that allows him to buy drugs.
I mean, it's got to be terrified that the guy is going to step down ahead of commuting his sentence.
terrified that the guy's gonna step down ahead of commuting his sentence
oh my god you know like locking the cat in the closet or something just to or or what if his dad died tomorrow what if joe died tomorrow and
there was no one there to do that for him
yeah he must be terrified.
There's something about a Kamala Harris presidency that I find hilarious.
There's an evil side to me that would fucking love to see that.
There's an evil side to me that would fucking love to see that.
Let me tell you, if that happens, I will be enormously entertained.
Enormously.
I'm going to be perfectly honest with everyone here.
There's somewhere between a small and a medium-sized chunk of me that would like that.
So 25% to 50%?
I feel the left deserves that.
Why is it non-discussable how obviously fucking stupid she is?
Why is it or why is it not?
Why is it not openly discussed?
I mean, the... The analysis and the input, it seems like she's quirky, she's odd,
she's got an inappropriate laugh, she giggles strange,
highly affected.
But yeah, that's all
peripheral to the fact she's profoundly
fucking stupid.
Do you think it's the same reason why Kobe Bryant
is an admitted rapist
and still held as a hero?
Yeah, I'm not going to touch that.
I guess Kobe at least was confident at basketball
i mean i don't remember the deal on that and i haven't i haven't i never heard the confession
i thought it was a matter of he got permission to put it in one hole and he stuck it in the
other one it was like a technicality. The way I heard it...
You stick it in but not
there, fucker. That's rape.
The way I heard it
was that he said he didn't have
consent and that he
understands
why
she thought she was raped.
Like he met her at the 50-yard line.
He didn't have verbal consent,
and he understands why she thinks she was raped.
Jim Watt told me once, he goes,
I don't know, Greg.
He goes, man, this is a tough one.
He goes, this is so complicated.
I think it's going to take like 12 people to figure it out.
That's him telling me someone I knew was likely guilty and needed to
stand trial um uh greg you are correct he's definitely not admitted rapist shut the fuck
up with that oh let's see yeah uh i think kobe uh he's a he's a god now he's uh i think he raped a woman and because
his ball handling skills were so amazing that he was given a pass by society hey dude listen
george look at george floyd george floyd replaced martin luther king as a hero and now there's a
bronze statue of him in new y York city on a park bench and
you can sit next to him.
I mean,
we're the,
the society is capable of some remarkable shit,
dumb shit.
They pivoted their hero.
That,
that,
Oh,
here we go.
Josh,
uh,
Kobe just had to shave his head and change his Jersey number.
And everyone forgot,
dude, did he really change, change his jersey number and everyone forgot.
Dude, did he really change his jersey number?
Is that true?
Holy shit.
Kobe changes jersey number.
Kobe started his career wearing number 8 but eventually moved to number 24 for the rest of his career.
Huh?
I wonder if it was, why did Kobe?
I wonder when it happened.
Hmm.
I wonder if that's uncommon.
So, you know, I got those sailboats and a sailing coach.
Oh, you did? Did the sailboats and a sailing coach oh you did did the sailboats arrive yeah and they're strung up you know it's all set up and the super cool sailing coach
girls coming around yeah and there hasn't been any wind
like nothing. Oh,
what's,
what's the wind normally like?
What,
how much breeze do you need?
What do you need?
Five miles an hour.
What do you need? Yeah,
we get,
we usually get a lot in the evening and what happens is the day starts off
classy,
the jet skis and boats and row boats and everything else.
And then it gets choppier and choppier by the end of the day,
the jet ski and the boats,
no real,
not really fun unless you have like a stand craft,
something with enough displacement to,
to,
to where the conditions don't really matter to your comfort.
And the sailboats come out in large number.
Not now.
I know you don't want to talk about this but let me just ask one more question
did the lady who kobe uh allegedly raped oh i don't i don't mind talking about it she said i
don't know anything about it and so i can't i can't say much did she come out did she come out
ever like do we know who that is like the lady who raped trump like we've been to her house and we see like she dyes
her hair and she's she paints her trees and her rocks in her stream and and we've seen that uh
there was a lawn have you seen there was a law and order episode that came out um before she told
the story that's identical to her story have you seen that no but i like that. It's fucking amazing. That's like...
Raped in the exact same dressing room
in the exact same
department store.
There's Law & Order episode. It's wild.
So this is where she got the idea from?
I mean, I don't know, but it's...
I mean, it's a hell of a coincidence.
It's a hell of a coincidence.
Oh, Pat Lang. it's a it's a hell of a coincidence oh uh pat lang yes we know um who she is she was in and out of men's still institutions okay uh she also said rape was sexy crazy bitch which one
uh nick yes evan you wouldn't you wouldn't believe her if you knew her story okay
it was his nurse right it was his nurse i didn't know he had a nurse kobe's nurse no
wasn't he in the hospital and it wasn't in his nurse he plugged i really i really honestly don't
know anything about it okay i'll just look up one thing who did kobe rape
oh 19 year old hotel employee accused brian of raping her in his hotel on july 1st
she followed the police report and authorities questioned brian about his bruising on the
accuser's neck he admitted to a sexual encounter with the accuser but insisted it was consensual
oh shit time magazine has an article that said that gives you the rules of how to discuss kobe um it's it's um the title of the article is how to discuss kobe bryant's rape case after tragic death
man all right i'll do a little
research.
Get back to you.
Jury found him innocent, right?
Is that what happened? It went to a jury?
I think it did.
Didn't it?
Someone will tell us.
Hmm. what year was that you know it doesn't
is it 2000
is it
2003 god that was a long time ago Is it 2000? Is it?
2003.
God, that was a long time ago.
She refused to testify in the case.
Separate civil suit was later filed.
The suit was settled out of court. He publicly apologized to his accuser.
July 2nd, 2003.
Is that a basketball story?
He admitted that he was holding her around the neck and that strangling during sex was his thing.
That's according to Wiki. I don't really i don't do that i don't strangle
oh if you were asked to you would of course but i'm i'm a pleaser hey uh he took a voluntary
uh polygraph test he was really an involuntary one look like?
Wow, he faced life in prison.
Man.
Brian's defense stated the exam showed a compelling evidence of innocence.
They found vaginal trauma.
I call bullshit on that.
Vaginal trauma.
I wonder if there's always...
Look, I don't have a sense that this is different than the Trevor Bauer thing.
What was that one?
thing. What was that one?
It's the chick that says that
one of the hottest properties in all
of baseball.
That he choked her out with her own hair
and then fucked her in the ass, right?
But
the thing is that
that was the first date and they went out
a bunch.
He ended up being found innocent on that, right? That was the first date and they went out a bunch. He,
yeah,
he,
he ended up being found innocent on that.
Right.
But lost.
It was her,
it was her kink,
you know?
Wow.
That sucks.
Didn't they destroy his career?
And didn't they find text messages where she was like basically texting her
friends?
Is that the one I'm going to get this fucking guy for 50?
It was a lot.
It was,
it was,
it was pretty obvious that he was being taken for a ride damn oh and he was a great pitcher too
trevor bauer had the nastiest arm in the league wow
yeah destroyed his life nick's like back to kamala and joe okay this is this is one of the questions
i i i don't think it's a big deal because I think the Democrats can get away with anything.
One of the things that they keep saying, Greg, is that whoever runs for president doesn't want to run for president because the media is going to press them so hard.
No one wants to replace Joe because the media is going to press them so hard on this question.
You knew he was a fucking wackadoodle why did you support him this long and especially kamala that they're going to ask kamala that hey how can we because trump's that bad because trump's
that bad and they've pivoted to that too they're openly saying now no they're openly saying now the
only thing i see coming out of liberal media is we can't let Trump win.
But there are there. I got a three month free subscription to XM Radio. So I've been listening to CNN nonstop.
I mean, Jake Tapper's declared holy war on Biden and Jake Tapper is a scumbag.
there's no there's no
deficit or deficiency in Joe
that isn't worse than
Mrs. Harris
oh you think she's even worse than him
oh yeah yeah
congenitally
she was five years old
and stupid she was 25 years old
and stupid and she's what 50
and stupid she'll always be, what, 50? And stupid.
She'll always be stupid.
So her stupidness makes her dumber than Joe's current, like...
For a fact.
Condition.
Wow.
I guess I kind of buy that.
Listen to her.
Go to YouTube and hang out with Kamala Harris for a while.
I couldn't make sense of her until Victor Davis Hanson explained it.
And she came up in the post what he called retail politics era in California.
And that is, is that the machinery, the Democratic Party decides who's gonna be in office
in what position and it happens.
And you don't have to debate, you don't have to make sense.
You just have to undo what was already undone.
Dude, I think she was the original hot tour.
She was, for sure.
She hot toured her way all the way to the fucking White House.
It's absolutely amazing.
Have you looked into anything about the 25th Amendment?
Do you have any thoughts on how they would get him out?
Yeah, I don't see it happening.
You don't?
So you think this goes all the way to November 5th or whatever?
Yeah.
And that the choice is…
Here's the position the Democrats are in that's really, really rough.
It's really, really rough.
The plausibility on stealing this won't pass.
It's just, it's not there.
They, you wanna steal a close election. You don't wanna steal against a landslide, right?
you don't want to you don't want to steal um against a landslide right
well uh why not because then the crowd if you you get something that's completely unruly you take over something let me tell you something if biden wins this thing with 70 of the popular vote
i will i would that would be that would be exhibit a for me and compelling evidence that the election was stolen
last time stolen or not i don't have a strong opinion okay i thought i watched trump losing the election in the debate that's what i thought i was seeing i thought i was seeing him lose it
and so when it happened i i didn't i didn't run to stolen stolen you're talking about
in 2016. yes yes and in 2020. and and here we are now what would have improved Biden's stock since
then stolen or not the last election in 2020 was close. Very close. How could it be close again?
The
8 million people that have come over the border?
I don't think
they're going to be able to get ballots in all their hands.
Not yet. I think
that was a long-term plan.
Yeah.
I don't think faking a million
votes is going to do it this time.
Hanging with Kamala, new show segment.
Oh, we should do a segment where all we do is watch Kamala videos.
I've spent hours watching her on YouTube.
I would pay $50,000 to have her come into my home and give a half-hour talk on Venn diagrams.
And maybe a little warm up with the yellow school bus shit.
I wonder if she'd do that.
Hey, did you see the video where the protesters are protesting her?
She thinks the Venn diagram is three circles. I mean, it's like SNL good that she
opens up, introduces the thing with a profound misunderstanding. I just love Venn diagrams.
You know the three circles? And I'm already, she's already got me. I'm already laughing.
Let me see if I can.
I haven't seen this video. Let's see.
We've had a lot of serious stuff on tonight and in a moment, Mick Mulvaney is going to break down
how the crisis in Israel is playing out in the presidential race
and some pretty
controversial comments by Donald Trump. But before we go to the break, let's lighten things up a
little bit with a little fun, Kamala Harris style. It seems the vice president was in Charleston,
South Carolina this week to talk about college kids and their fight for freedoms. And it turned out instead to be a fight between Kamala Harris and the English language.
I will tell you, I eat no for breakfast.
No for breakfast or just no breakfast?
I don't know. That must be very confusing for the hotel staff.
And also there was a fight between Kamala Harris and her inability to go five minutes without talking about Venn diagrams.
I'll tell you one of the things about me.
So I'm kind of a nerd on certain levels about certain things.
So here's one reveal.
I love Venn diagrams.
I love Venn diagrams.
I love Venn diagrams.
I'm telling you, whenever I'm facing a conflict and I need to sort it out,
give me a Venn diagram every day of the week, right?
She also loves the yellow school bus, but we'll talk about that some other time.
Hey, do you think that she thinks she's smart?
No.
She knows.
She knows she's ill-equipped.
I'm surprised we've held on this long. I'm surprised China hasn't attacked.
At this point, I'm surprised China hasn't attacked Taiwan.
I'm surprised that there's not more things going on.
Maybe there are more things going on behind the scenes that we don't know.
But I'm surprised there hasn't been more advantage taken of our inability to be strong in this country.
Are you surprised?
I'd be surprised by everything, really.
Yeah, you'd be surprised if they did attack and you'd be surprised if they didn't.
China's never going to attack Taiwan no matter how many times you say it.
Good. Good.
Good.
Why wouldn't they?
I hear something outside.
Sounds like thunder.
Can't be thunder.
I hear something outside.
Sounds like thunder.
Can't be thunder.
Hey, so your teacher's there for the boats for three weeks, but there's no wind.
So what do they do?
They just go out and study the boats.
How do they do it?
They just go out there and talk.
Is your coach coach boat there too?
Yeah.
Oh shit. You got that shit together fast.
Yep. too yeah oh shit you got that shit together fast yep and and so when will you have wind
today it's supposed to be uh five to seven knots of wind in the in the uh afternoon late afternoon
and how many that'll be enough to sail how many of those little boats did you get
That'll be enough to sail.
How many of those little boats did you get?
Two.
And it'll be Rhett and Riley?
Yeah, but I get more.
I'd like to have a little fleet of them.
They store nicely.
And so they'll go down there and then the, it's a 15-year-old instructor, the girl?
She's a 16.
16.
And she's like eminently qualified to teach him?
Yep.
Yep.
What's it called?
What kind of sailboat, Greg?
It's a RS Terra.
Are they the same?
Oh, that's adorable.
It couldn't be cuter.
These are the ones we... Very similar to the ones we saw when we went out on...
Very much.
When we left the Santa Cruz port.
Yeah.
Do you have the pretty sails like that too with the orange on them?
Yeah.
They got some kind of color.
God, how cute. Are they
excited? Are your kids excited or are they dreading it?
Riley's enjoying it.
But they haven't really
done anything yet.
And it's also, there's not a
there's not really a
requirement that they
enjoy it right now.
there's not really a requirement that they enjoy it right now.
I fully,
I fully understand.
I don't,
I don't want to go sailing.
That's okay.
Get down there.
Have you seen any of these on the lake besides the ones you have?
No,
but we're not on the sailing side of? No. But
we're not on the
sail-y side of the lake, you know?
And I'll pay more attention now.
I'm thinking,
and you brought this instructor in, right? She doesn't live there?
No, she's from Santa Cruz.
Yeah, I wonder how many,
does she say the lake's a good place to learn?
Well, I didn't ask her.
But it is.
I mean, it's windy in the afternoon.
The lake fills up with sailboats.
What the fuck else do you need?
Oh, right, right.
The water's warm.
The water is really nice.
75 degrees.
We were in the Santa Cruz Harbor a couple weeks ago greg and i and we were on his boat and in the harbor we saw two separate classes
running right one was like these boats and then one was like a little more advanced boat
but all of them had each each boat had its own little kid in it
it was adorable and the classes were big right 15 kids in the harbor
two piles yeah there was a pretty good little show it was neat yeah what a cool skill to teach your kids
damn they're living a good life g Greg. Yeah, those are some fucking lucky kids.
We went to North 40 yesterday and re-upped on the air guns, air rifles, targets.
I brought all that shit to Santa Cruz because of the near impossibility of getting it there, right?
Right, right.
I mean, I couldn't even send BBs to the fucking house.
I know, it's crazy.
I tried to order some BB guns for the house and I couldn't get them.
Yeah.
The three BB guns you got me, my kids use at least once a week.
Will says the ammo here is a third the cost of California.
In Idaho?
Yeah.
I was sitting down on 4th of July.
I sat down at a table with a couple.
They're probably 15 years older than me, husband and wife, Santa Cruz couple.
They live actually probably like two miles from you.
And we're talking about just all the crime that's in the Bay Area.
And then I go, have you ever been to Coeur d'Alene? And they're like, Oh my God, we love it. And I'm
like, what do you like about it? They're like, it's so clean. I'm like, Oh cool. What else?
They're like, it's so safe. I'm like, Oh, what else? They're like, the people are so nice. I'm
like, Oh, what else? They're like, nothing's locked up in the stores. I'm like, what else?
They're like, there's affordable housing there. I'm like, what else? And you know,
it just keeps going. I'm like, there's no graffiti. no graffiti yeah yeah so it goes on and on and on and then i go man have you ever thought and they're
they're retired and they're thinking about moving and uh and i go oh would you ever consider moving
there and they go no it's too conservative and i wanted so bad to say.
I haven't heard anyone honk a horn yet, Sebi.
I was just tripping.
They couldn't.
I'm like, is there anything you don't like about it?
They're like, no, it's just too conservative.
I want to be like, what does that even mean?
It's wild, right?
They like everything.
They like everything about the lifestyle being around conservative people, but there's just too conservative.
This is the least political place I've ever lived.
Oh, interesting.
What does that mean? I don't see
any evidence
of governance.
Where are the
cops? You don't even see them around.
There's no crime.
In your car, you're like, no, you go. You go, please. There's no crime in your car you're saying no you no you go you know you go please you
after you there's no one tailgating they don't speed
um pat i think you're i think you're wrong conservatives are a bunch of pussies
you better stock up on ammo biden wins the, the MAGA wacko crowd is going to go full
Revolutionary War. Dude, all the
evidence, there's no evidence of that.
The evidence is completely
opposed
in the opposite direction
of what you're saying.
Who would there be to shoot?
When has the mob ever been
the conservative crowd
yeah all the pat you must have mixed missed january 6th yeah all the guns
and in the fire and the looting right the looting was crazy right
yeah it's uh my my dad came to this country at 18 or 19 years old i would rather have seen
the congress burned to the ground and a quarter of its members incinerated
than see one black man's barbershop be burned to the
ground. Me too.
Yeah.
And there were 1,300... I think it's good.
I think it's good for congressmen
if their house is set on
fire every once in a while and they can barely escape.
I'm okay with that.
As long
as their constituents are taken care of.
I don't... I have a problem with their attitude.
I'm looking to see how many black owned businesses lost in BLM riots.
I wonder if I can find that.
So funny.
Man, Google hates you searching for shit like this.
It was thousands. It was in the thousands pat you might as well just think of it like this all the black owned businesses were burned down during the blm riots
the government literally got attacked over complete and utter bs lies and you're cool with that
the government got attacked.
Yeah, I missed it.
Where did the government get attacked?
They did release the tourism videos from January 6th.
Thank you, Adam.
Pat, I honestly want you to compare this, like like to the riots you've seen at soccer games
uh blm riots um uh conventions political conventions where would you rank january
six in terms of its violence and attack like of all the riots you've seen just like just think
of all of them where would you rank it be and be honest i I would rank it as, if you want to call it a riot,
I would call it the lowest,
the least effective and lowest riot ever.
I think the media gave a name for that.
What'd they call it?
The Mostly Peaceful Protest.
Yeah.
If you ignore the shops on fire
and the people getting stomped.
That January 6th was a mostly peaceful protest.
Yeah.
I've learned,
I've learned the language.
We can play the game.
It was beyond peaceful.
I would say it was ineffective and done by a bunch of pussies.
I mean,
seriously,
what Adam said, most of the video looks like tourism
tourism gone well you know what you know what pat i would even argue this i've seen more violent
footage at a walmart on on black friday i swear to god when the playstations for sale right
way more violent footage at a Walmart. Yeah.
A smaller crowd, maybe only 1,000 people fighting over six playstations at 50% off, but way more violent.
When I was a kid, the liberal media used to call riots police riots.
And at eight years old, the stupidity of that is obvious to me.
The cops aren't rioting.
That's not what they're doing.
You know the Point Market at the Point?
Yes.
So I guess on 4th of July, there were 400 or 500 people there gathered and shut down the street.
And the police showed up to disperse them.
And they started shooting Roman candles and throwing M-80s and M-1000s at the cops.
And the cops requested to shoot tear gas and pepper balls into the crowd.
And they were told it's illegal.
Gavin Newsom outlawed it.
And they were given the order to retreat.
There we go.
Did they empty the store of its contents?
No, but you saw that.
Why not?
I know they could have.
Well, because you know that store is owned by a friend of mine, and he's a Muslim.
Great dude.
Great fucking guy.
I'm glad it didn't happen to him.
He owns five liquor stores in Santa Cruz.
Shops just like that that make sandwiches and sell booze
great dude uh but but but the I was going to tell that story too that you and you and I talked about this uh yesterday the irony is you know my dad came to this country opened a liquor store worked
his ass off fucking for 15 years seven days days a week, 15 hours a day.
Just never took a day off, right?
Christmas, the whole shebang.
And two days ago, a liquor store in Oakland,
a convenience store, a crowd of 100 people came in
and completely cleaned the place out.
And the cops never showed up.
Cops were called at 11, 12, 1, 2, 3.
Finally, like at 3.30 in the in the afternoon they showed up the place was completely
fucking emptied there's there's got to be something about if if the police can't protect
small businesses it's over there's got to be some sort of you know what i mean the police can't
protect the middle class it's like it's fucking nuts i sent it to my dad hoping that it will give him like hey dude i
said to him i said this is an immigrant that just like you just down the street from his house had
his fucking business wiped out and you want to pay more fucking taxes so that the police can offer
this kind of support i don't think he gets it
I don't think he gets it.
How could you not?
California, J-Wade, California is like a crazy hot ex-girlfriend that's bipolar.
Yeah, Pat, you and I probably agree there.
If the police can't protect your elected officials
hey man i'm a what's crazy i'm a huge proponent if anyone gets fucking crazy on government property
that there's uh different rules there i think anytime i think that they should have uh
completely wiped out that fucking those people i don't think you should be allowed to storm the
capital i think it should be very very serious there should be guys on the roof and you just start dropping people pat pat doesn't understand that every
political system regardless of what kind of aberration it is is able to protect its officials elected or not. What makes this place special and rich is the freedoms we have, the liberty we have,
and that needs to be protected.
And guess what?
It's not.
it's not so i'm not going to fret the security of elected officials
where they've opted to not protect a black man's barber shop
speaking of which did you see what happened in chicago last weekend what a bunch of people got shot dude
was it a particularly good weekend for shooting over 100 shot 19 fatally in chicago over fourth
of july weekend the fireworks are perfect cover for gunfire, right?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
There's probably just no response.
And the mayor was blaming Richard Nixon for it.
Oh.
Chicago's explosive 4th of July weekend left 19 people dead, more than 100 wounded,
in shootings including multiple mass shootings across this windy city in a four-day span. The victims included two women, Nikesha Strong and Capri Edwards,
who lost their lives shielding children from gunfire on Independence Day.
and Capri Edwards, who lost their lives shielding children from gunfire on Independence Day.
Bullets struck all three of the boys with them,
ages 5, 8, and 8.
Oh, that's like what I have.
A couple twins and a...
Pat should chime in about now.
What do you think, Pat?
Those victims were all from single...
This is not violence. This is not violence in Pat's... What do you think pat those victims were all from single this is not violence this is not
violence in pat's uh what do you think's worse what happened in chicago on the 4th of july or
january 6th pat i'm just curious and look at that's all that's always what they do they pivot
to uh gun laws those victims were all from a single shooting. Police responded to dozens over the weekend,
including an incident in Little Italy
that left eight people wounded
the ages 18 to 74.
Man.
Here, let me show you the mayor.
This fucking guy. This guy replaced little lightfoot
our communities understand that we're trying to work with them
there's going to be consequences for the violent criminals
said the mayor
he blames generations of disinvestment and illegally purchased firearms which
he said are fueling a culture of violence look he even knows they're illegally purchased
damn yearly yearly car thefts nearly tripled from 2020 to 2023 in chicago from 10 000 to 30 000
holy shit dude can you fucking believe that
in the four years that fucking biden was president car thefts have tripled from 10 000 to 30 000.
what do you think pat there's three million should every city follow the chicago model
follow the Chicago model?
Hey, 1% of the cars in Chicago are stolen.
There's 3 million cars registered
in Chicago and 30,000
are stolen every year.
So you have a
1% chance of your car
being stolen every year.
That's fucking nuts.
That's if you have only one car
right
wow you're good at the math stuff
I can buy a gun off the streets way easier
than I can get a gun legally
hey I've never heard that argument
but that's an interesting argument right
you make guns I guess it's like the drug argument
you make guns illegal and then everyone
just starts purchasing illegal guns and then you're not even tracking them
did you see the um did you see the uh overturning uh the supreme court's
overturning of the uh what was it the chevron thing the chevron case
um yeah the supreme court
decision yeah yeah what did i say did i say trump or did i say supreme court they get my
wires crossed yeah the supreme court decisions yeah anyway that's pretty cool right i i think
it was a probably a good decision i mean I haven't read it. Okay.
Basically, it's taken away.
The judges used to have to defer to agencies, like to the experts.
They had to defer to the experts.
Congress would make the law.
Then if someone challenged the law, the courts then would decide, define the law or interpret the law. But the judges had outsourced that by law to agencies
government you know just appointed people yeah so they were adjudicating their own conflicts
yes so now they've now six to three of the court says that's bullshit yeah and immediately we hear
of this this court is now referred to you'll catch this, it's Donald Trump's hand-picked Supreme Court.
As though no one else's appointed people was hand-picked.
Hey, we were in Telluride,
and the little village was a place of handmade burritos.
And Rhett wanted to know how they're usually made.
That's good.
That's awesome.
Isn't it?
That's awesome.
He's like, Dad, wait.
How do you usually make them?
I just typed in
who's next to retire in the Supreme Court.
And it's, I guess, Alito and Thomas is where the talk is.
Damn, Sotomayor looks like she's got fucking diabetes.
Damn, Sotomayor looks like she's got fucking diabetes.
Yes, marshals were sitting outside of her house doing security detail, protective detail.
And some guy tried to carjack her car.
He got shot.
No shit.
Yeah. Yesterday shit. Yeah.
Yesterday, I think.
Oh, that's awesome.
I got to find that story.
Will it be in the paper or is that just something you know someone?
No, it's a news story.
Deputy U.S. Marshal
shoot carjacking suspect.
This is amazing.
Is there video of this?
I don't know, but imagine seeing two buff-looking
dudes sitting in a Crown Vic in a nice
neighborhood and thinking,
I'm going to get that car.
It kind of looks like a police car. This would be cool.
A would-be carjacker was shot Friday in Washington, D.C.
when he pointed a gun at a U.S. marshal assigned to protect the homes of U.S. Supreme Court justices
near the residence of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
Two deputy U.S. marshals were on duty working a protective detail on the 2100 block of 11th Street Northwest
at 1.15 a.m. when Cantrell Flowers, 18,
exited a silver minivan
and approached one of the unmarked
Marshall's vehicles.
Wow, that's a new kind of stupid.
I would love to see the car.
Cantrell
Flowers pointed a handgun at the
Deputy U.S. Marshall through the driver's side
window in an apparent attempt to carjack him.
According to the police, the deputy marshal pulled out his service arm.
Service firearm and fired approximately.
I love it.
Service firearm and fired approximately four times at flowers through the window, according to a police criminal complaint.
The second marshal from another vehicle also responded and fired his service weapon. Why do they keep calling it a service weapon?
Damn flowers a Cantrell was shot in the mouth and rushed to a hospital
Yeah rushed hospital. Yeah, rushed. Authorities recovered a
.40 caliber Smith &
Wesson with eight rounds of
.40 caliber ammunition and a 13-round
capacity magazine, according to the
complaint.
Flowers was arrested at the hospital. He
faces charges. Oh, shit, this guy
lived.
Holy shit.
He got shot in the mouth?
Yeah.
It sounds like he got shot a few times.
It sounds like a guy from another car came over
and lit him up too.
In January, former President Trump administration member Mike Gill was shot during a carjacking rampage in D.C.
Gill died later of his injuries.
In November, U.S. Secretary of Service agent assigned to protect President Biden's granddaughter, Naomi,
opened fire at an attempted car break-in suspect in the Georgetown neighborhood.
neighborhood.
A month earlier, U.S. Representative Henry Kuhler, Democrat of Texas, was
carjacked near the Capitol by three armed
assailants.
What do you think? Where's Pat?
D.C. sounds horrible.
God, D.C. sounds horrible.
It's because it is.
Hey, your internet's good today.
Is everyone asleep at your house?
Yeah, the kids aren't.
The kids aren't.
I mean, never that it's bad, but it's really good today.
Yeah, I've got Will's kids are here.
And they probably won't get up for
probably another three, four hours.
What time is it there? Is it
nine or eight? It's eight,
eleven, eight, twelve. Okay, so me and you
are on the same time. Yep.
Are you situated there good
now, or do you have any plans to leave? Do you have any
like, um, like, any trips planned planned, like you're coming back out here?
The only thing that would get me out of here would be smoke.
Okay, so you're settling.
I promised myself I wouldn't repeat last summer, sitting here hoping every day that smoke was going to clear.
And those are fires that happen.
Boise smoldering him on record setting.
Oh, I don't see any fires.
So there's no fires really in your area, right?
Yeah, there was just a little bit of smoke in the air yesterday from the fires in Washington.
Oh, they have like serious fires there, like something real?
Yeah, there's four pretty good fires.
Wow, How close?
I'm looking it up. Whatcom County
air quality on decline as wildfire smoke
drifts across Washington.
See, that's the thing. It's where the smoke goes.
And when
California's burning,
the smoke was coming up here.
Is that not
normal?
I don't know. I think it is.
I mean,
it's fires.
There's been fires in the,
in the Northwest the past seven years that have,
that have kind of polluted the summer in the Coeur d'Alene.
But I'll,
I'll go to Santa Cruz.
I'm not wishing for a fire,
but if one happens,
I'll be here for you. I'm, you know, I'm, I'm prepared. I get fire But if one happens I'll be here for you
I'm
You know I'm
I'm prepared
I get out on that axle part fast
Jeremy E. World
How much longer
Until baby number 20 comes?
Okay
Taking a long time
To get the 10
So
Probably not gonna make 20
He's gonna need
Three more wives
Yeah
You got an August baby coming.
Yep. August 12th.
Remington.
How are the kids responding?
They're great.
I mean...
Are they kind of clueless until the kid comes?
Just like kids are just present and just doing their shit
and they're like, what?
The baby's currently facing to the rear, head down on Maggie's bladder.
And the feet are up on her diaphragm.
Does Maggie like that?
Not even a little bit.
She's pretty fucking miserable.
And she has exactly a month.
A month and two days.
Yeah.
What can she do there?
Does she go out on the boat or anything?
Can she do anything?
She's waddling around?
She'll do everything but rest.
Oh, okay.
That's good.
She's got four kids to take care of
doesn't have the we get the help the kids are the kids are fine but she's
moving things dragging things picking things up
it's good she's just another mom uh and um have you done the trip to the baby store and gotten
the strollers and oh my gosh yeah
we're loading up shit's coming every day and it's cool that as fast as you can have kids
the uh the landscape changes on the on the the stuff it gets better and better
hey you know what's weird to me that someone someone like Specialized hasn't benched it off into the stroller space.
Oh.
I mean, I've got a 14-pound bicycle.
Why can't I get a 14-pound stroller that's titanium or carbon fiber or
sealed bearing hubs.
What would I Google to see baby stroller economy and get a number?
Baby strollers sold.
What should I Google?
Total.
I wonder if it's bigger than the bike economy.
Total baby stroller economy.
You think it's larger than the bike economy?
I suck at Googling.
When we, when we, Gregreg when we had our first uh when we had obvi we got like uh
wipe warmers you know what i mean like you put the wipes in a warmer the global baby stroller
market was valued at 11.29 billion in 2022 expected to grow to 15.27 billion by 2028.
okay so 11 to market is expected to grow at a compound annual growth rate of 5.16% during that time.
And what about the bike economy?
So the U.S. baby stroller market was valued at 1.55 billion in 2023 and expected to reach 1.8 billion by 2029.
So 1 to 2 in the U.S., but 11 to 15 globally.
Is each baby of yours getting less and less pampered?
Like we did the baby warmers with kid number number one kid number two didn't get any of
that shit yeah i you know what i got three little girls that are to stand in line and demand
time you know to change the kids and handle the kids you should just be put in her room. Oh, just she should sleep in there and everything.
Absolutely.
God, you should do that.
You should give that a try and see how she.
Bicycles may be greener than cars and globally outsell them, but the $61 billion global.
So the stroller market's won six globally.
In 2023, the bike world was $61 billion.
Yeah, they should add it to the repertoire.
Yeah, why not?
It can't be that hard.
I think a stroller is a luxury item and a bicycle is not.
Like generally speaking speaking, worldwide.
Yeah.
You buy someone a bike in some places
and all of a sudden they're middle class. They can do shit
that other people can't do.
I would guess that half the world doesn't own anything
with wheels on it.
I bought a kid a
I bought a kid a bike in Malawi
yeah and they said it changed
his whole fucking life
and within a couple days I saw him running a taxi service
on his bike people would sit on the you know on the
rack in the back and he would pedal them around
that was crazy when I bought him the bike he pedaled me around
I sat on the back for like an hour through just Malawian villages.
People probably thought he captured a white kid.
No, they thought you were a sex tourist.
That too.
I didn't look quite German enough.
No, no.
Are you watching
anything right now?
Like a series
or anything? Yeah.
No.
I don't recommend The Boys.
Yeah, I'm watching The Boys.
Have you heard about this show?
Yeah, Maggie was watching it.
Oh, that's right. That's right. You don't recommend it. No. Maggie was watching it. Oh, that's right.
That's right.
We were talking about it.
Yeah.
Have you seen any?
Have you walked by and seen any of the crazy clips?
Just a little bit.
Dude, there was a scene I saw.
There's a superhero that just split.
He can split in half, right?
Yeah.
And he's a guy.
So he splits in half guy so he splits in half
and he splits in half so many times that there's like
six of them
and there's a scene where the six guys are having
an orgy with each other
it's fucking I mean it is some
are they little
no
they're
they have a little guy
it's not that he's split in half
It's that he's like replicating
Yeah replicating yeah
You're right he's replicating
But when he replicates they show it
And he just rips in half
He's split in half enough times
And you wouldn't even see it
God it's crazy
There's another chick Greg
Why don't you recommend it
If you're watching and enjoying it?
I don't know.
Maybe I don't want it on my...
I don't want anyone...
I have to recommend it to you in secret.
I'd write it on a bathroom wall.
Watch the boys for a good time.
I've walked in a few times and seen them in their little costumes.
Their superhero costumes.
Yeah.
And... you know yeah superhero costumes yeah and uh i it looked profoundly gay it is the show is profoundly gay it is profound yeah that's the whole thing two and a half seasons
i saw 30 penises and finally in the two and a half seasons and i saw some boob so So it's a gay thing.
For sure.
But that's not why you should...
No, I'm just saying it looks it.
Yeah.
One of the characters is
straight until season three
and now he's gay.
Okay.
Is that his superpower? i don't know but it but there hey there's a there's a chick in
there greg she's the smartest woman in the world and in order for her to have sex she has to like
turn her brain off so she has her partner basically put a screwdriver in the side of her eye here
and give her a frontal lobotomy that that's the foreplay so it can turn her brain
off and then her brain regenerates it takes two hours and that's one of the
i mean it is an insane show yeah it's an insane show what is maggie liking it i don't know if
she's stuck with it okay yeah. Yeah, X-rated superheroes.
That's basically what it is.
It's X-rated superheroes.
Yeah.
Yeah, Sean, exactly.
Where is that?
No, not that.
Yeah, there's a centipede scene in Asana. Six-guy centipede scene in asana six guy centipede scene in asana
it is interesting though the show seemed profoundly bent on on attacking conservatives
and now in the fourth season the the other side it's just profoundly
just attacking the left like their their shit's just unraveling all the good guys shit's just unraveling
yeah you know it's like it's got a sons of anarchy vibe to it
i had trouble with that too yeah i could imagine
there was this scene in sons of anarchy where they were
moving some precursors in like 50 gallon drums.
And this guy's walking across this uneven surface with the drum.
And it's obviously empty and bouncing around and jumping and he's got to hold it on and
do some real good TV acting like it's heavy and i just like
god i can't i just can't do it like it would be immovable if it was full and now it's bouncing
around the pickup truck yeah right yeah this i will tell you this we use barrels with in
them but no actor could move them. Right.
And so we emptied them, and now act like it's heavy,
and they don't even know what heavy is to act like.
You know, the irony of what you're saying is this movie,
this show may have the worst costumes ever, this boys,
but it has the best special effects you've ever seen.
You can't even believe the shit they're showing you.
You've never seen anything like it. Well, this is like game of thrones sometimes you got the fire breathing
fucking flying dragons it looks like that's what that might ought to look like yeah and then i
figure they chewed through buzz budget because the next episode we're back at the fucking wall
again and it looks like it's done at a junior high school fucking uh theater right with uh theater with someone throwing
styrofoam into a fan to
look like snow. I mean, just so
poorly, poorly done.
Yeah, Game of Thrones was trippy like that. They kind of
fucked themselves in that final season.
Well, long before
there, I gave up.
There was no one
left that I cared about.
Well, you won't care about anyone in this with the boys.
Every single person is fucking despicable.
Hey, you know what the irony is too?
The entire premise of the show is that these people are obsessed
with their social media, right?
And their likes and their following.
All the superheroes are obsessed with it.
Well, yesterday I was looking at one of the characters,
and her, she had to get off of social media.
She had a bunch of plastic surgery done between seasons three and four.
She doesn't even look human anymore.
Like, she got turned into a cat.
And she was getting all this hate from, like,
Megyn Kelly and people on fucking line.
And I use hate in quotes.
Like, it wasn't really hate, but just observation.
Like, hey, what'd you do to your face?
And she had to get off of social media because she said she didn't want to be
bullied.
It's like, it's like real.
It's like, are you peeing in a cup?
No.
What a great, are you peeing in a tea bottle?
Uh, someone, you skipped over, uh, the Gen Z, uh,
and missed the superhero that could change sex.
Yeah.
That one was weird too.
How do you
have time for that?
Late at night, 10 o'clock.
I've been staying up way too late lately.
Way too late.
I had a friend show up from out of town.
I didn't even know they were going to be here
last night and they showed up So we went to Cafe Cruz.
Had a couple
spicy margaritas. Came home.
Worked out.
And then watched the boys.
How was Cafe Cruz?
It was cool.
The company was so good. It was someone that I
didn't expect to see at all.
And I just had a couple of spicy margaritas. I didn't even order food. You know what I mean? I just sat there and watched everyone eat. It was cool. It was outside. It was five o'clock. No one was there. Oh, because, no.
Are you trying to get me in trouble?
No.
I'm not supposed, I wasn't supposed to know that this person was in town.
I took the whole family.
I took my wife too.
This wasn't a trip where I was out cheating on my wife.
But thanks for checking in on me.
No.
Did you fuck them?
I did not fuck them.
I did not fuck them.
And then I went to the park and I flew drones with them.
But yes.
Wow, is that obvious?
I was hiding the person, huh?
Yeah, we had a confrontation yesterday.
Riley comes running and Red attacked me with the drone.
And had me cornered in the garage and then he flew it right into the skateboard.
And Red took a baseball bat style swing with the skateboard and hit the drone.
But it was interesting. The drone.
Hey, is that kind of like your face hit my fist?
Yeah, I'm not sure which. I really don't know.
So she may have just been holding the skateboard to protect herself Or she may have taken a swing at it
I think both stories are true
Hey if you fly a drone
Towards someone's face
They have a right to hit it with a skateboard
I think that's fair
Yeah
I mean the art of
Navigating the drone
Would not be
Not be where you could get hit.
Right.
I can't believe he's flying that thing in the fucking garage.
That's tight
quarters for that drone.
They're zipping around down at the
dock underneath the canopies shooting through
there at 40 miles an hour.
Damn.
Yeah, this drone's doomed.
Damn. Okay, anyway, what were you gonna say did you saw what what ended up happening so he what happened to the drone is it broken um it seems to have recovered but it was weird it
needed to be rebooted and have the battery taken out and put back in it knocked the
shit out of it then it was even flying a little crooked for a bit.
And now it unfucks itself?
It seems like it.
Which is all mysterious to me.
Flu drones is code for gay nerds fucking.
Dude, look at your profile pic, Christian.
What is it? It's something gay i know it makes me horny
savvy do you have a summer bod no
big like house all right thanks for coming on hey Hey, when are you going to come up?
Tomorrow.
Tell me when the house is empty and I'll come up.
It's going to get quiet here soon.
Yeah, seriously, let me know because...
The Portland kids are coming.
I'd like to be there for that.
Yeah, that should be fun.
I'm going to...
The plan is... I haven't got approved yet but the plan is i guess the crossfit games have sent out a bunch of rejections for people
getting media access and i haven't got my rejection which makes me think that i'm going to get
access um and so i i forget the dates on that august 5th or something? Yeah. So if I were to come, I'd want to come now or after.
But September's kind of crazy for me, too.
So just let me know when and I'll...
God, I'm so glad I'm not going.
Sooner or later.
God, I wish you were going.
God, I wish you were going I wish it was in Spokane
so you had to go
I wouldn't want to leave that house
where you live either
it's amazing how uninterested
I am
surprises me
yeah if you don't have a mission when you're there I totally get that uninterested I am. Surprises me.
Yeah, if you don't have a mission when you're there, I
totally get that.
I was explaining the other
day that I was surprised
to learn that my interest in the UFC
was professional only.
I was a huge fan
when I had fighters on the cards.
Oh, yes, yes,
yes, yes. and then the saturation got
to a point where like it was way less fun when i had uh both fighters on the car you know
the card was was both my guys like josh thompson versus bj pad
and they got it and they got a draw and I was happy with it and they both were pissed
at me you know oh damn but that's that was that made it no fun too it's interesting thing but uh
yeah that was the job yeah um I I guess for me it was the other way around I started watching the
UFC and then started interviewing I like the you I like watch fighting, it was the other way around. I started watching the UFC and then started interviewing. I like the, I like watch fighting.
Cause there was something to talk about with some people.
Right.
Yeah.
And then, and then I started interviewing the guys and you're right.
Like, and it's, and it's hard.
The other day there were two fighters, one undefeated, one with only one loss and they had to fight each other.
And I both had them on the show on the same day.
And I loved both of them.
One of the guys has been on the show like five times.
And I was like, fuck, this kind of sucks.
Who was it it was a guy named dalton rosta and a guy named norbert
both great dudes young men you know what i mean both with the story of tough upbringings right just like fighting for survival and one of them had to lose yeah it sucks you think
fighting is barbaric you think the sport is barbaric?
No, I don't have objections to it.
Yeah.
Sometimes I watch it.
If they fought to the death, would you think it's barbaric?
Yeah.
I'm just taking it out of the window.
Because sometimes I see it and I'm like, not very often, but I'd say twice a year I see it. And I'm like, man, this can't be this.
I feel dirty.
Not very often, but I'd say twice a year I see it.
I'm like, man, this can't be this.
I have something.
I feel dirty.
I enjoy these like the active self-protection.
YouTube channel.
And it's a.
Like a breakdown of videos.
Yeah.
I can see.
You should do some.
Do you know who the Inman is?
Inman is on the Sportscaster.
Inman is on Twitter?
No.
He's a sports commentator, and he basically commentates fights,
like street fights from, like like parking lot cams.
Okay.
And it's just two minute videos.
Yeah.
Oh, God, you would love it.
Send me a link.
I'll look for it.
Okay.
It's hilarious.
All right.
Thanks, dude. All right.
Thank you.
Love you.
Talk to you soon.
Yep.
Thank you, Greg.
Mr. Greg Glassman.
Very casual today.
Very casual today Very casual So yeah, so yesterday
I tried to do 30 muscle-ups for time strict
I did 10 in the first two minutes
And then it just got fucking crazy
I can't believe how out of shape i am
i am very sore very very very sore
i don't want to say anything dickish about david goggins but i never watched one of his videos and
i put on a motivational video of his for like the first like four minutes on my TV set. And it was horrible.
It didn't absolutely nothing for me.
It made me think like, it's just, it wasn't, it wasn't, um, and my forms are tight.
It wasn't anything.
It wasn't anything for me.
How much do you weigh?
I think I probably, I don't know how much I weigh.
I weigh 170, but it's funny you asked that.
Cause I was actually thinking, Pat,
that I would fast today
and then maybe eat the next day
and then fast the next day and then try it again.
Like try to lose 10 pounds.
It literally, I thought I was going to be able to do it in 15 minutes.
I thought I was going to do two a minute.
And then I came out and I did five the first minute minute five the second minute and then i just fucking hit a wall
and i failed four times failures were brutal brutal
um and uh i want to say like at the 13 minute mark, I was at 29.
And then I didn't get my 30th until 17 minutes and some change.
By then my, by then the clock had actually stopped.
Cause I had set it for 15 minutes.
Cause I was so confident I could do in 15 minutes.
I don't ever remember failing a muscle up.
I never like, I guess I never pushed hard enough.
You are as broad
as you are tall.
I don't know if that's a...
I don't know.
And I just come from
fucking getting boozing up.
I drank two
margaritas on an empty stomach.
Maybe that's the only reason why I was confident enough to do it.
All right.
I'm sweating this morning.
The paper street coffee is so damn strong. Oh, this is what I wanted to see.
I knew I wanted to look at something on the...
Is there some barbell spin Instagram.
I think Brian got something up from Victoria Campos' interview.
Okay, here we go.
Let's look at it.
It looks like there's some breaking news.
What is today?
Is today Wednesday?
Please tell me today's not Wednesday.
Today's Tuesday.
Oh, shit.
Today's Wednesday.
Fuck, I hope I took the trash out.
God damn it. Is today really Wednesday? Yeah, Greg comes on on Wednesdays. Fuck, I hope I took the trash out. God damn it.
Is today really Wednesday?
Yeah, Greg comes on on Wednesdays.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, here we go.
So it's the last one before the first cut.
Hey.
So talk about the extra added pressure.
It's the seventh event prior to... So it's the Saturday morning event.
And then after that, that's when we cut down to 30. So with the current mental stress of it,
there's also that additional pressure because people are going to have to
go faster to make the cut line. How bad do you want it?
I'll say this. It's the last one
before the first cut.
They'll work out. Everyone
works out Thursday. Everyone works out Friday.
Saturday morning
you wake up
and you
do this iteration of Chad
and
whoever's outside the top 30
they're done
go to the beer garden
alright that's cool I like it
I like it I like it I like it I like it
barbell spin
always got the good shit always got the good shit
always got the good shit
i want to do a prediction show with uh colton and um taylor
just the two of them
of course we do one with john young also but with colton and taylor would be great too
uh that's amazing how many men at your age can do 30 muscle-ups
oh i don't know i'll do it i don't know i don't think it's that amazing but thank you
all i do is ride the assault bike for five minutes every day it's easy everyone can do it
and then you can still do muscle-ups hey here's the deal people who put their shopping carts away
are spending too much time policing themselves and following the rules to be able to do 30
muscle-ups it's only those of us who don't ever put our shopping carts away. Seve's a specialist.
What are you talking about? I got a 100-pound front squat.
My front squat's savage.
All right.
Chill show today.
We're bringing the heat we're bringing the heat this
evening
Carl Saunders at 6pm
and Jay Crouch at 6.45pm, two Australians
I think Miss Saunders is
still in Australia but I think Jay is here
... Still in Australia, but I think Jay is here A little peptide doesn't hurt the muscle-ups You know what I'm saying?
I wish I could plug
I wish I could tell you
I haven't done any peptides in
I don't know seven months
six months
seven or six months
since maybe January or February
maybe even
maybe even December
anyway someone remind me to do it again in a week. I need to get under 15 minutes.
All right. Love you guys. Bye-bye.