The Sevan Podcast - Greg Glassman #43 - Pat Sherwood improves CrossFit

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

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Just having fun Just hanging out Audio is great. That's what I like to hear Nothing like some positive feedback. Greg Glassman's coming on today. Talk to him about P. Diddy. Someone shooting the former, or attempting to shoot the former president. Talk about the improvements Pat Sherwood's going to make on CrossFit. Are we sufficiently caffeinated? If you're not, go to Paper Street Coffee.

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Listening to it half asleep this morning. It was like did I miss something? No I was just having fun. I was just fooling around. I went to a party last night and I was like the whole day I wanted to like I was like practicing that bit from last night in my head over and over and over just kind of thinking about the people in the comments And then so last night I went to a party and I just I had a steak and a potato and just sat there and drank like five cans of sparkling water I was trying to stay completely sober so I could do a show and then I got home and I didn't want to do the show

I wanted to hang out with my kids, but then i'm like no Seve just do it. It'll be fun There I was Paper Street coffee. I woke up at 12 a.m. To feed the baby and saw Seve was live. It was awesome. Yeah, I had so much fun It's a bit of a scorching burn Homage to Andrew Dice Clay, maybe Just fucking bring out the bulldozer. I've been talking with people and they're just I've been talking to so many smart people and being influenced by them. Like so many.

In the last week I've talked to a pretty wide breadth of smart, ambitious, successful people and getting their take on just the current state of affairs with our beloved CrossFit. I was like, you know what? What it really is, and then it's all that all that fixation I've been having on Dana White I mean, I'm always I'm always watching Dana I'm always watching UFC and just watching how he handles stuff versus how our community handles stuff. I'm just like damn

And the dummies never say anything say anything. It's the equivalent, the most simple way would be like if someone said to me, hey Sevan, I don't like your glasses versus someone saying, hey Sevan, those glasses with that black outline on the top and the white on the bottom makes your nose look twice as big as it actually is and I don't know if that's what you're going for but if it is I don't know if that's what you're going for, but if it is, they're great. And if it's not, they're horrible. And then I can be like, oh, that's an interesting observation.

And then we can have a discussion. But the dummies are, they just, it's just endless moral posturing that's absolutely vapid of anything of substance or use to move forward. It's like what I said to that girl just now in her overhead squat position, great overhead squat position. Like if I want it, if I was gonna give sir anything of value besides just flattery I would say hey that's fantastic position your armpits are

pointed out, let arms are fully extended extended your core looks tight. You're not overextending your Your butt and fucking up your lumbar curve. I love it how your the bars directly over your midline As opposed to just you know, I mean there's a place to say nonsense But but to say nonsense but but around Lazar's death and maybe not so much but here's the here's the thing I would never ask for those people to be banned off of Instagram I would never censor those people for their stupidity and that's what makes me hate those people even more. It's like they want they want to censor people who are actually saying stuff. Because somehow it rubs them the wrong way.

You know, on the last show Greg said, hey people die in all sports. And someone wrote, sounds like Greg has no remorse by saying that people die in all sports. How the fuck is stating a fact any fucking example of not showing remorse? That chick's hot. Did it like, would you show no remorse? Actually, that's not even a fact that's an opinion That's a girl and then someone saying that sexist How the fuck is that sexist? Good morning, Audrey. Hi, so happy for you. You're so invigorated with your with your new with your new Creature that's filled with testosterone that goes camping. That's so cool when people when you get excited like that

testosterone that goes camping. That's so cool when you get excited like that. Get with the programming. Often these days it's the truth that people fight to get censored. Yeah, that too. That too. Oh. My left arm's a little tight. I was dabbling in the muscle-up again. Hey, good morning! Buddy, you haven't been muscling up in a while? I just lost it.

I didn't lose it, lose it, but I lost my really strict muscle-up. And then recently, I've been working on it again and got it back. For the last few months, I've been working working in some negatives and I got it back. And so the other day I was trying to string some L-sit muscle ups together. I'm not trying, I did in my, I'm just a little tight here, a little sore in the joint. Not bad.

You know what I mean? Not like injury sore, but just like, oh yeah, you were working. Yeah. If it felt good to get it back. Yeah, man Hey a Handful of people have reached out to me about Boston. Is that a private? That's a private event though, right?

I think it is but I Emily would best know that it's a It's her deal. Okay. I mean I won't let any I won't let any like absolute strangers come But there's a couple people who are like longtime listeners in the chat. Yeah, I think I won't let any I won't let any like absolute strangers come but there's a couple people who are like Longtime listeners in the chat. Yeah, I think we can do that. I don't think there's a problem. Okay I'll put them through the I'll send their names to Secret Service. Yeah Get get them get them vetted So two attempts On Trump. Yeah.

Do you think that there's any? Do you see the meme, the knock knock between Trump and Kamala? No. Knock knock. She says, who's there? He says, oh, and she was oh and who he says oh and two That came out fast too that was it's someone's good at that yeah Um The first one, you know was a lot of Secret Service debacles

You know like the people covering them were the the not even the B team, they were the C team, they were Homeland Security people, they were, they weren't tall enough, the guy was hanging out on the roof. Do you, but this one, do you think that there were any, what do you, do you have any thoughts on, on if there's any errors? I, I heard some Secret Service agent, I think it was, someone from the Secret Service said that were he president, the perimeter of the golf course would have been secured. Right. But he's not president. No. I also heard someone say that anyone with any shooting skills both times would have got them

That first one was damn close Right sorry that first one wasn't to miss you're right I Am I am starting to believe I am starting to believe, I am starting to get a little affected by the Fox News propaganda that there's, that they're blaming Trump because in that party being a victim is their highest level of currency, you know, the poor me, woes me, and so they don't want to give Trump any of that currency. And so they have to blame him instead of like, painting him as a victim. And because they don't want to give away any of their currency. And that's, that does scare me a little bit for him.

I'll tell you that. I definitely don't. And you know what else is crazy? I was thinking Greg, I've never actually what you're saying yet. So so the the currency on the left is victimhood. Poor me, I'm black, poor me, I'm poor, poor me, I'm coming from Venezuela and I need to get into your country or else I'm gonna you know what I mean? It's all everything is the victim. Everything is or you have to do this or you're a bad person you better start driving an electric car or you're gonna die it's all it's just victim victim victim victim victim and so the news there's this huge press from

the left that's blaming Trump now this this this iteration from the left is is that it was his fault because he says inflammatory stuff. And so they don't want to, I'm glad you didn't get it too. So they're saying that it's his fault. If you go to CNN or MSNBC or any of these people or like NPR, which I listened to for three hours yesterday, which was a bat shit crazy. I can't believe we fund that with our tax dollars. Which was a bat shit crazy. I can't believe we fund that with our tax dollars They're saying now I'm hearing I'm hearing Fox say hey the reason why they can't show any Sympathy or like holy shit say anything bad about the shooter is because that would paint Trump as a victim and that's their favorite Kind of currency, you know what I mean?

Like for some we all know that Kamala was a DEI hire. There's no question. They said it. The same reason why Gavin Newsom, our senator from in California, that was a DEI hire. He said he would put a black woman in power there. We know all the DEI hires. They say it. The same with the Supreme Court Justice Kajanji Brown, whatever her name is. But for some, you know, if you say that, they go on the attack and they start playing the victim

because that's their currency. That's how they get votes. And so that concerns me a little bit, even at the cost of someone's life. It's all compassion theater and The the dominant feeling is the feeling of what it feels like when you pretend to really care The oh the feeling of pretending like you really care, yeah, but now they're not even pretending like they care I feel like you're hooked on that

I've never heard one person say anything that harsh about Joe Biden, even with all the fucking righties that I hang out with. I've never heard anyone wish ill on him. Ever. Not once. I was sitting there racking my brain. I've heard people call him dumb. I've heard people call him and say he has dementia.

I've heard people say he's old, say he's clumsy. I've heard he say he's on the take. I've never heard anyone say, hey, I wish he was dead or he would get shot or... Have you? I don't think so. Yeah. But I don't hang out with a lot of assassins, you know? Right.

Or blue hairs. I did like it that the current shooter died half his hair purple though. That was a nice touch to help me continue my stereotype. Did you see that? He took the bus or something? How did he get there? He drove. Well, I don't know if he drove there, but he had a getaway car there. Maybe the getaway car was already there and he took the bus. I don't know those details, but he had a getaway car there. They say he was posted up at the fence for 12 hours I guess he even hung some things on the fence some armor

Knowing that if they shot him that hope shot at him that these pieces of armor that were hanging on the fence would stop The bullets from hitting him. Yes. I wonder what that was about or if the cops put that up there Yeah, supposedly he hung some armor plating on the fence That's no that's not a clue. Is it? armor plating on the fence. That's not a clue is it? What do you mean? Ceramic plate vest hanging from a fence. Yeah. On the edge of the golf course you think once over with the binoculars you might notice that. Yeah and then supposedly they went like what the the Secret Service was one or one or two holes ahead They won't say exactly and someone saw actually saw the muzzle poking through the fence It just feels like it feels like this second one has like somehow normalized taking shots at the president

It's not good I don't like it. You think it's a trip too that it's Reagan, him, JFK? Or was it popularly created by being shot? Oh, oh. I think William was more popular after he got shot. Like almost like the musician who dies, like the, who is the lead singer of Nirvana? Cobain. Cobain Cobain he dies and then all of a sudden he's not that he wasn't big before but

Catapult them into which you watch the documentaries soaked in bleach Is that the one that goes after his wife? Yeah, I would just watch that and tell me that you think he killed himself. I Think I swatched that at your house in, um, Del Mar. Is it old? Uh, I don't know. 12, 15 years, guessing 10. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe it better guess. It's great though. Soaked in bleach. Yeah. Okay, maybe I'll put that on tonight. And P Diddy, P Diddy got picked up. You saw that coming.

They said the report I read was that he went to New York on purpose to make it easy for them to pick him up. Is he out already? Did he get out? Did they just pick him up arrest him he posted they don't know anything about bail bond Let me see P did he And that's another That's another Epstein thing going on Supposedly he's videotaping people and using it to manipulate behind the scenes

yeah I don't know what the deal is oh it says he was denied bail Sean Combs is denied bail on sex trafficking and racketeering charges he's appealing his bail denial a thousand bottles of lube baby oil Thousand like Costco sized bottles I heard over is that right? Yeah giant fucking Well, that's I would do that, dude, if I were somehow regular user baby oil. Yeah.

And I kept it in a regular spot. Yeah. And then I went to go fetch the baby oil and it wasn't there. Yeah. I'd go on Amazon and order a thousand of them. Just like, fuck you. I'm not losing that again. No, I like I ordered scissors until they're in every drawer.

I'm tired of my scissors disappearing. Oh, right. So now they're everywhere There's no place there aren't scissors that's what we do instead of Instead of having a place for things. That's how I feel about dental floss Just buy a thousand of them. Yeah, I buy 30 packs, put two in each car, a couple in every drawer. Alison NYC, he has dry skin. Is that what baby oil is for? Dry skin? Yeah.

He doesn't like the ashy thing that happens to blacks. In, um, in, in California, the only people I know who use baby oil is people who live by the beach you want to get tar off their feet You know the the tar that washes up when I watched I watched five friends Lay out with baby oil and lemon in their hair and on their skin and they all got cancer Really? Uh-huh You know two of them well. Wow. Does it, is it supposed to expedite your tanning?

It seemed to. They were, they were bronze and gods and goddesses, these kids. A baby oil is used to moisturize and soften skin, can be used on babies and adults. It's to be applied after bathing or showering while the skin is still damp. I think if it is something oily that I wouldn't want anywhere near me. I can't stand oily shit or sticky sugary shit.

That's for tattoo hydration. Oh. And it can leave, if you leave it in your hair, it gives your hair shine treatment. And it can leave if you leave it in your hair it gives your hair shine treatment It can be used with white salt to create a body scrub Colorless odorless liquid made from refined petroleum, I'm gonna see baby oil for sex. I'm gonna put in baby oil for sex Baby oil is not recommended for use of a sexual lubricant It can can break down latex condoms which can increase the risk of STIs. I think that's STDs for me and you.

Sexually transmitted infections. I guess, yeah, they change that up. You should spot test the lube on your arm before using it in case you have any reactions. I want to say something about Mr. Combs. Please. Um, we had people, you and I had people make shit up about us that were patently false, accused us of what was no less than horrific crimes and had dates and times, fortunately you were on a different continent. And I was covered in photographs over a 36 hour period. Right. But the fervor with which drums beat, and Drums beat and then you get directly to the people people with financial gain to repeat

that shit. Right. And then and then there's the Tommy Marquez just fucking morons. Right. And so you know, it's a element, a bunch of stupidity, and I don't know what to believe from those rumors. Not the ones about us, the ones about P-Diddy. Any of that kind of crap.

Do I think that we could orchestrate a plan by which someone spiraled into rumors that turned into felony charges and then had witnesses? Easily. Easily. You've got this crazy statute of limitations on this. All you need is someone to come forward and go, yeah, he slapped me around and fucked me put gave me drugs right and you what do you say? Oh, I don't even know who this is where were you March 16th? 2012 so far that was my birthday Yeah, I I got I got ass shit like that and I had no fucking idea I don't know how anyone would but the the menace of social media

Bored out exactly where I was who I was with right? Never would have thought that It's the only upside of a very public life You know what you were but the whole world does look what happened to Trevor Bauer That's the I think that's the baseball player who had a shit turned upside down by that chick who then they found her text messages destroyed destroyed one of the brightest career and any and all in all sport Hey Greg along along those lines. What the fuck did those people think that was gonna happen at P Diddy's house? You're telling me that 2,000 aspiring actors didn't know and heard hadn't heard the rumors that you go to P Diddy's house you get butt-fucked

and do drugs and then you get a record contract and have you seen all the videos servicing of Tupac now there's all these videos of him before when he was 17 and 18 years old surfacing where he is he's completely Presented as gay like in all his interviews. He has a gay affect. He's very feminine. He's into drama and theater Um, it's a trip You're going to p diddy's house for a party and you don't think there's going to be drugs and sex there? That seems a little naive.

Right? Dude I would think that if you had a line of people, a mile long they've been told they have a shot at a record contract. And then you went through the line and oh by the way you got to fuck them, by the way you got to fuck them. I think 15 people went through the line, and oh, by the way, you gotta fuck them. By the way, you gotta fuck them. I think 15 people would leave the line. Out of a thousand? Yeah, that's what I think.

Right. I mean, that whole casting couch thing, I've found it just, it sounds like some male, some teenage male erotica. Then it turns out, I find out while I'm at Gold's Gym with household name clients, that that's a reality. Oh, they're the same names. I had a household name actress tell me,

you fuck for these parts. Arnold fucked his maid. Was that his maid or the nanny? For me, they're interchangeable, I'm not sure. Someone else, guys run off with nannies. Yeah. I just saw another star done that. I mean, the, um, I think you and I know probably a handful of people who have,

uh, had hot Colombian nannies that they import from Colombia. The 21 year old girl gets a fucking free room in the house. Seems a little risky. You remember the blonde nanny that would run with the stroller near HQ. In Solana Beach? No, no, no, no. Scotts Valley.

Oh yes, yes. Yes. Don't get a nanny. Don't get a guy nanny. It's a tough one. I saw uh yesterday, you and I talked briefly about this yesterday, DJI, the drone company. The house has passed a bill making it illegal to sell the world's most popular drone in the United States. And if it passes in the Senate, it's going to get interesting.

Their website is fascinating. They have so many drones and they have such crazy technology. I'm sure you've seen it, Greg, but they have these drones that live in boxes like on oil fields, and they can take any amount of heat and snow and rain, and then you can just from your home, you know, thousands of miles away, you can push a button and the box opens up and you can take the drone up and you know what I mean examine your oil fields or your windmill farms or they're using them to spray crops and Every kid I know owns one Yeah, they're super cool

What do you have any thoughts on that making the and they're all made in China the the story? story I heard is that basically somehow they have access to the footage of these drones because when you put them up, your footage is stored on their servers. And then we all know that the Chinese government has access to everything that Chinese companies have. I think it's like part of their... I think that's like some sort of thing in China. Basically, if you start a business in China, they have like some sort of control over it or they can take it from you at any time. And so they're all these drones that we're putting up all over the United States. They're basically just fucking mapping out the United States with the content they're harvesting from their servers. Right. That was my understanding.

You think you gotta make those illegal? I'd be open to it. I would participate in the conversation. Yeah, hear it out. Yeah, and I could, it wouldn't be a shock to me to find myself convinced in either direction on that. I also don't think I have the facts. I don't know if anyone does. Right. I don't even know who owns that company.

But the technology is absolutely fascinating. Just assume the PRC. That's the Chinese like secret service? No, no, just the government. People's report just assume that they own it. Yeah. They have better than ownership of it. Anything they could possibly harvest for their own military use is freely available

and they don't have any of the bills down side or, you know. It's kind of like Alexa. We buy it. I think it would be at least that at least the mapping. At bare minimum. Uh huh. Like who's think of the think of the enthusiasm for mischief that the Israeli pager incident provides. Oh my goodness. You mean to explore that technology further?

What do you mean by enthusiasm? Like every government now wants those pagers to deploy? Yeah. This guy's saying Paladin drones deploy automatically, autonomously to 911 calls and hover over the scene, monitored remotely by police departments. Is that a company, Paladin? I guess. Autonomous solution, gather intel, plan ahead, execute on arrival. Call comes in to 911,one is deployed from the department. Drone en route. Drone gathers the intel.

Pilots hit the return to home button and drone returns. Drone lands. You know, Rhett was flying his yesterday when the neighborhood alert went out, drone overhead. Oh yeah, yeah. Did you say, hey, that's just my son? Yeah. Get unlimited range, three to five miles on a single charge with cellular. You can also stay inside your department instead of being on a roof holding an RC up in the

sky. Damn, I'd never even heard of this. This is pretty high tech. I wonder if they sell I Wonder if they sell drones to the public. Nope. It doesn't look like they do Down by just south of where you're at right now, I heard that years ago that Amazon had a facility where they were working on drones to deliver packages somewhere down in Monterey. That was there. And then you know that they have a flying car factory, Greg, in like something, somewhere crazy like Boulder Creek. Do you know about that?

No, I don't think so. Yeah, they have a flying car company out there. Have you sent a drone out to DJI for repairs? No, if I have it was, if I have it was years and years and years ago, like a really old drone. Why did you send one out? went out? Rhett was haranguing Riley with his drone and she cracked it with the skateboard. Oh wow. Knocked it out of the sky and it had a broken leg. And we sent it in with 50 bucks.

And I think what we got back was a new drone. Oh. One with a bomb in it. Yeah, right. Imagine a guy that arranged the great pager deal. Yeah, how does that happen? Someone had some big line about a big batch of unlocked pagers, high-tech, encrypted end-to-end super pagers. For those of you guys who aren't following the story yesterday, there were a hundred Hezbollah, Hezbollah, I don't know, combatants, affiliates. The number may be 2,800.

Oh really? Yeah. Including the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon. Did he get injured? Yeah. And has Israel taken credit for it? No, they don't need to. And all their pagers exploded basically simultaneously, right?

Yep. And there's great footage all over the internet. Hezbollah vows retaliation against Israel for deadly pager explosions across Lebanon. Hezbollah vows retaliation against Israel for deadly pager explosions across Lebanon. And there's just great footage all over of pagers exploding on people's desks, people's pockets, people's hands. It's funny that they say that Hezbollah vows retaliation. They were gonna fucking retaliate for they were gonna attack Israel anyway Like what's like what it what do you mean retaliation like you attack Israel on the regular what like you're gonna do something different You remember Monty Python? Yeah

They All of their pronouncements seem nonti Python s The has bolas attacks, yeah, I just there no their announcements the way the language like some buffoonery Yeah Midi 12 killed 3,000 wounded in unprecedented security breach has bull ordered pages months ago Pagers made by European firm BAC Taiwan based firm says device modified by Israel at production stage

Lebanon security sources say Israel makes Makes not comment makes not comment That's Reuters. Handheld radios used by Lebanon's armed group Hezbollah detonated late on Wednesday afternoon across the country. South and country south and in southern suburbs of the capital Beirut, a security source and witness said at least one of the blasts took place near a funeral organized by Iranian-backed Hezbollah for those killed the previous day when thousands of pagers used by the group exploded across the country. The group said on Wednesday it had attacked Israel artillery positions with rockets in the first strike at its arch foe since pager blasts.

Okay, so they've retaliated since. Israeli spy agency Mossad, which has a long history of sophisticated operations on foreign soil plant that explosives inside of pagers imported by Hezbollah months before oh So they they bought like 3,000 pagers and then give them all to their fucking their yeah guys yeah Taiwan pager maker denied that it had produced a pager device which exploded in an audacious attack that raised the prospect of a full scale war between Iran, back Hezbollah and Israel. Yeah, I don't think anyone's claiming they're faulty pagers. Right.

Gold Apollo said the devices were made by under license by a company called BAC based in Hungary's capital Budapest Perfect Man Why do they have pagers? You get a page and then you go to your phone Oh for security reasons. Yeah, you play reindeer games with phones. Anyone can use anyone's basically. And then you then you page is a queue to make a call. Jake Chapman, can you hack a dildo? Uh, Jake Chapman, can you hack a dildo? Sure.

I'm sure Israel could. Just throw it away, dude. Think about if you suspect it's been hacked, just throw it away. Think if you had your pager in your pocket. There's got to be some dudes who had their penis long. It's the feel good story of the fucking year buddy. Sorry everyone. These are murderous thugs. unimaginable amounts of misery and suffering.

I just I find I'm completely perplexed at the fact that five Israelis could be shot in the fight or six Israelis could be shot in the head execution style and 500,000 people take the streets of Israel to protest their own government. Do you know why, Greg, they don't, do you know why they don't protest Hamas? Do you know why you don't see protests like against Hamas? Because they're savages and you won't get any change from them. They're sad, there's no, there's no, I don't mean to dehumanize them, I mean, they're people. But like, no one's ever protesting the bad guys. You never see just huge rallies against the people who are at fault. You never see fucking 1 million black people take the street

and protest the black men that are killing other black men. It's always the fucking, it's the 12 men who are killed in 365 million police stops who all resisted arrest and the protest is against cops or white people. When you see 96% of murders or whatever that crazy number is, blacks are killed by other blacks. But there's no protest against them. It's like no one's ever looking at like, not that I'm saying that any protest is the way to get the solution you want, although in some cases it might be, it's just so bizarre to me.

I don't know what they're, I don't know what they're looking at. I don't know. And the reason why is because you won't get any response from them. People don't see them as civilized. No one sees, no, why aren't they pro, why isn't the whole world protesting against Egypt to open the border and let those people out? How come not one Muslim country of the 54 there are has taken a single Palestinian refugee? They're all going to fucking Australia, the UK, and the United States. It's fucking... It's so... It's so... It's so... It seems so simple to me.

It's fucking, it's so, it's so, it's so, it seems so simple to me. I like this question right here. Savag Vartanian, the question people should be asking is whether this was a hardware issue or software issue. Remember how iPhones used to melt down and catch fire, or how a printer can be hacked to start a fire. Yeah that that is the interesting thing right? Can they do that to any phone with a battery or were those pagers? No come on. No you don't think so? No they they picked out 3 000 phones they got each got the special fucking battery. phones that each got the special fucking battery. But aren't lithium batteries known to like catch fire? Yeah, no, this was a shaped charge. More sophisticated than just heating up a phone.

Extremely sophisticated. Cross fat, Sevan, it's likely both overwhelm the server, watch the software blow the battery. So you think there was actually some sort of ridiculous. Okay, I say that's ridiculous. I bet dollars to donuts that they can do that to an electric car. Well, that's a lot of battery in there. Oh, here we go. Sean Lenderman. Those pages were intercepted and had two ounces of explosive placed in them besides the battery. I tell you, not only was there some kind of sophisticated plastic explosive in there, but it was some kind of shaped charge.

You saw the one that went off the desk that blew the hole and then a hole in the drawer and through the bottom all the way down. Yeah. That was designed to do that. You saw the guy gets wiped out and all the people around him are fine. Yeah. You know, in like the supermarket,

like in the produce section. Yeah. Yeah. I like the in like the supermarket like in the yeah, yeah, yeah I like the guy that looked at him. He's like fuck is nothing And all of the explosion videos I've seen no one ever tends to the person who exploded they run from them No one walks up to him and like puts their hand on his forehead or says, oh my god Are you okay or helps turn them over. They all run. I saw some crows once when I was riding my bike to the gym that were eating a, uh, coyote. They'd been splattered across the road and semi came along and the crows all jumped back and take off except one got tangled up with the truck

and he's out there flapping in the road and the crows while the feathers are still blown jump back onto the coyote and a few of his pals are eating him. Oh shit. Just you went from eater to eaten, you know? When I saw that guy kill those five people with his car, Yeah, and there were hundreds of kids around. There were kids running over to each of the bodies as the people were taking their last breaths. Like holding them.

You know what I mean? Like tending to them. You know what I mean? Like tending to them. There's a great question in here. Jake, are you out of your mind what's better side boob or delts? Side boob is one of the greatest things of the 2000s. Did they do side boob when you were a kid, Greg? Now it's everywhere, but it was like when you were a kid, if you saw side boob, that was like something pretty explicit, right? Or like the boob hanging out of the bottom of the bikini?

Yeah, I don't know what trends there are in that. Boob trends? Ms. Radow, side boob or under boob? Barry McAulkner, any boob? Yeah, whatever you can get. Okay, here we go. Corbin Dallas, and then I got a question for you about CrossFit. Mr. Glassman. What's that R mean? R dot? Is that like some sort of denoting something? Or is that just

a typo? Why did you choose 8 of the 9 foundational movements to focus on weightlifting over gymnastics given that gymnastics is more foundational in athlete development hierarchy? Yeah, I think that's a reasonable question. Does he have to come to Boston to get the answer? You know, I was always frustrated at the difficulty in explaining things like progressions to handstands and the use of the negative and the press to handstand progressions develop through working in the negative, and the enormous development that comes out of that. And in 2019, I even stepped in again, stepped in, and maybe even been in comments, laid it all out, what that looks like.

You remember this? Yep, yep, I do. And I know someone who made a fortune. And this is how you get a planche, it's how you get a planche press to handstand. You get the hollow back press, the stiff, stiff press, not straddled, please. But, and it's really needed in the negative too,

because in doing the negative, the eccentric and slowing it, you have to go slow. You have to be in balance, right? Yes. It's just a wonderful symphony of movement. It's something that needs to be explored and played with. And I wasn't willing to say it over and over and over and over again. At the point I get tired of hearing myself talk about it, I leave it alone.

And the same thing with the scales. Enormous value there. Do you know who took your press to handstand very, very seriously and made a small fortune on it? Alison. Alison NYC. Good. Yeah. She became a press to handstand. She became a press to handstands in a variety of different outfits.

God bless her. Yeah. And inspiration to all of mankind. Yeah, that's she's one of my favorite people. The girl's smart. Let me see if I can find a better one. God, there's so many good ones. Let me see, is that one good? Speaking of CrossFit, if someone were buying CrossFit right now, could you tell me what

advice you'd give them? If there was someone who was going to purchase it? There were purchasers out there. Advice? Yeah. Like if someone were, if I were like to tell you, hey, I'm going to buy CrossFit, do you have any advice for me? I honestly don't. Could you think that maybe- I would suggest this, that you ask yourself

as earnestly, deeply as you possibly can, what do you think you're buying? And I know that wouldn't help anyone. earnestly, deeply, as you possibly can, what do you think you're buying? And I know that wouldn't help anyone. They have their own idea. Do you know the people that bought it had no interest in what I thought it was? They were sure of what it was, and yet they wasted a million or two dollars of everyone's

money doing diligence. Wasted money. That's okay. They saw the way we ran it as a poorly run thing. Because they didn't know what it was. I'm going to stick with, I like the example, we sold the Hells Angels to Costco. Can you tell me what it is? Like now, can you share with us what it is, what CrossFit is?

Yeah, it was a global revolution in health. We had set up a system, a community of people earning a decent living, having as profound an impact on health as anyone's ever had anywhere. Isn't that wild? It was what's wild. The people that own it don't understand that. That it's that it's a revolution. It was a revolution in health.

And it still is. At every affiliate that recognizes what she's got. Which is all the old timers. That crew I spoke to in, I was just talking about this the other day, the crew that I spoke to in Whistler, the 10-year affiliates, we've got 800 of them in them. There wasn't a one of them that hadn't seen with their own eyes type 2 diabetes reversal. You can't unlock the doors for 10 years and not see it. You had someone who was a diabetic, now they're not. You've seen someone shed 100 pounds.

You've seen someone shed 100 pounds. You've seen every manner of autoimmune disorder move off into the sunset. No matter how skeptical, no matter how healthy the clientele, no matter where the location, you've seen that. the clientele, no matter where the location, you've seen that. I mean, I could go on for hours like this. So that's what it is. That's what it was.

So it's a revolution, and it's still a revolution because it's still the underdog. The problem is, is that the leadership has no sense of that, and the ownership wants return. ownership has no sense of that and the ownership wants return. Do you think it's still a revolution? I think that the idea that... It's a Gregolution. I like that. Jake, you're on fire. I think the idea that the universally accepted parameterization that is the determinant of health in all of Western medicine that lists body fat, bone density, triglycerides, blood pressure, right? All that stuff. I think the view that those things are not independent variables, but dependent variables governed by independent variables

where the greatest effect is seen in carb restriction and in the vigorous movement. That is lost on the parent company. I can tell by the you can tell by the language. Anyone that talks human nutrition for more than 30 seconds and doesn't mention either glycation or fructose or blood sugar control something something there, they're part of the problem or are the problem

See we can get coke and Pepsi to fund all kinds of movements and concerns about pesticides about seed oils about Everything plastics about plastic plastics microplastics. Yes Genetics shitty genetics that causes diabetes, you get you get funded all day long for that crap. You mention sugar and you're gonna get you're gonna get your taxes, you can get audited by the IRS. I mean, your life will go bad. Notice those, notice the people look at the celebrities, they're out there talking, the people look at the celebrities they're out there talking talking talking that uh

nutrition there's a whole new wave of them they're going after ozempic instead of staying focused on the true culprit sugar absolutely anything but The problem with sugar, with fructose, with glycation, is so vast, the disease burden is so enormous that we don't know what the real cost of those other things are. You're not going to determine what the residual pesticide effect is while you've got a population that's Mexico consuming 50% of its calories from coke. Right. Right. You're not going to figure it out. Don't ask me if you should paint your car when it's covered in mud. Let's hose it off and see. see. Right. Great analogy. We've got to fix the obvious problem. You say, you know, it's not the nail. You have to share that with you. Yeah. Yeah. The video of the girl with the nail in her head, complaining that she had pressure in her head. Yes. That's talking about human nutrition without addressing glycation, fructose, sugar, come up with your name for it.

The process by which the blood cells lose motility due to glycation and fail to feed the vasovasorum and the artery dies from the outside in, okay? That process that is very likely responsible for the atherosclerotic deposits, the calcification in plaque, that process is repeated on the same cell site that's decreasing motility, causes a flood of insulin

because the conformation to the insulin molecule is damaged. The thing, you know, it used to cooperate a little. The cell membrane site, the receptor site, insulin site could twist, move, flex, it had motility. And now it's hard because it's somewhat caramelized, right? It's been glycated, it's got it's covalently bound to sugar for the rest of that protein for the rest of its life. And so you need more insulin to get the same effect. I mean these diseases are, this is all blood sugar disorder. And I'll take the obesity

and the chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, end stage renal disease, we can go on and on and on and on. It's about 90% of our health spend and somewhere between depending on who you look at, whether you talk to the CDC or Gallup. Russ Green, we got some disease stats from Gallup that they begged us not to share. Do you know that?

Do you remember that? No, refresh me. If you refresh me, maybe I will remember. I don't know if I wanna do that now. Okay, okay. They were good to us, but the disease burden estimated by the CDC is way off. Understated. To not be talking about sugar no longer seems like an accident to me. I don't

sugar no longer seems like an accident to me. I don't think it's stupidity, it feels on purpose. And so you're gonna talk to me about Ceto as I wanna know what else. You wanna talk about pesticides, I wanna know what else. Genetically modified or organized, what else? And you're just not gonna hit it, then fuck you. You paid by soda. And you're just not gonna hit it and fuck you you paid by soda

Yeah, I want to go back to What they thought was you know when you pay off cops they don't stop arresting people They arrest different people that's right I guess they just found a bomb near a Trump rally in Long Island. But it's so so they didn't care what you thought about what you thought the company was and you described it big picture as a revolution. And so if you're going to have if you're going to if you're going to have, if you're going to, if you're going to buy a revolution, you need to have a great revolutionary leader. And then dude, I'm going to put my VC hat on for you here.

Okay. Okay. Ready? Yes. I'm not interested in any fucking revolution. Right. Right. I'm trying to make money.

Right. Okay. So this guy and his revolution, he's a whack job. What you've got is 15,000 points of presence. I'm going to get a Hertz deal. I'm going to get a visa deal. These people are going to be selling my fish fucking pills, my rings, the t-shirts. It's like crazy. Who doesn't want 15,000 points of sale? And I was pestered by that stuff endlessly but if you don't know what you have what the fuck that's not gonna come in there and try and do

all that shit but Greg let's say let's say you buy a cat to kill mice right let's say you buy a cat at your home to kill mice but then you don't know what you have and so you feed him vegan food and you kill your cat because we know cats are 99.9% carnivore. Even if they were to buy it for those points of sale, if you don't know what it is, then you don't even know what to feed it to sustain it, right, for those points of sale. You kind of feel me on that, what I'm saying? Yeah. Look. You kind of feel me on that what I'm saying? Yeah. Look, I was talking with a radio and podcast personality yesterday.

He was pretty knowledgeable in the space of nutrition. He said, have you heard of it? I'm like, she's been to my house. How about he's been to my house? In fact, he came with her. How about this guy? Also, people that have been to my house. And we did a lot of that.

You know, we've had Jason Fung over for dinner, right? Right. And brought them into our lives, made friends with these people. That's not a business, dude. That was me spending the revenue from affiliation and training on brand development and provided repository and source for reliable knowledge for the affiliates. When's the last time the mothership had anything

that was of value that someone that unlocked the door at five in the morning could share with everyone you saw today? What's it been, four years? Yeah. Yeah. You can't support something What's it been, four years? Yeah. Yeah. You can't support something you don't understand.

Boy, doesn't that remind me all this talk about broken science? Do you know that if you look, you know, broken science, I didn't pick that term. It was in pretty, to the extent that anyone gives a fuck about science, it won't replicate. Those people have typically commonly referred to it as broken science, all right? And I've made myself a scholar of the entire corpus of broken science work. There's no one in that space that I don't know what they've done or doing in that position. But I'll tell you this, within that entire space, you can't find anyone anywhere defining science.

And so, and the reason they don't is they don't know what it is for the most part. They just know it's broken. And it's, you know how hard it is to fix something broken when you don't know what it was? It's really hard. And you see that in the struggle. These fucking people don't know what science is.

Because once you know what it is, then the nature of non-replication is obvious. In fact, the next thing becomes, what was the expectation of replication? I understand the desire. I understand the value. I understand that in a God loves us all universe, you would have replication.

What I would ask, the million dollar question is, when I just make the statement, there is no rational expectation for replication with the science that won't replicate. Its problem is fucking obvious, and yet, unknown to most. Even those that are circling around, doing all the clucking and flapping, you know, like scared chickens, making lots of noise, wings flapping, feathers going everywhere. That's what you have around the replication issue. I could explain it to grade school kids.

I'm game. Okay. In two days. In Boston? You know, we're going to start that. We're going to start that. Yeah. Predictive strength of the models was replaced with an inference scheme, null hypothesis

significance testing and p-values that is no less the numerology and the assumed implications of its values and strengths. It's numerology. And when you look at this method, of course this doesn't fucking replicate. You've created a mill guaranteed to produce over certainty. And it's ruined the entire corpus of literature in fields like, you know, things like what? Oncology and hematology. We still don't know from the Begley Ellis paper, which of those foundational bedrock,

both words used, studies, it won't replicate. We do know one of them that has been cited 5,000 times. I think it is since being found to be bullshit science. Dude, they're making drugs based on this shit. I know that's very- They learned. Think of the proprietary value. Someone should sue Amgen and Health and Human Services for that data.

Did this guy you talked to yesterday know about the Amgen study coming up yesterday? No, but I feel like I could set up a napkin dispenser of those. Everyone wants to see that. It doesn't, yeah, it did come up. It did come up. And we, when we stood, I was making a point, we don't know to this day, the truth of that. And was that person you were talking to aware of that study? Seemed to be aware of that study? Seemed to be aware of some of it.

You have to stop and think of the implications from 15 years ago, 53 foundational bedrock preclinical studies in oncology and hematology were found to be all but 6% bullshit. Was it 12%? What's the numbers? It doesn't matter. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's mostly all crap. And we don't, to this day, know which of those is good or bad. That is, they have not, not a one of us been retracted. We had that guy over to the house too. Yeah, what was his name? Begley? Begley, Glenn Begley.

Let me get the exact number. We were swinging with a crowd with scientists, physicians that you could probably find. 47 of the 53 could not be replicated of the bedrock studies and oncology Yeah, is oncology and hematology. These are preclinical and And what alerted Begley was he was a he was a rock star in drug development he could go he could take preclinical science and then come up with

With compounds and clinical trials that would prove the drugs to be effective based on that science. And Bayer ran the exact same test on those 53 studies and came up with the same result. They were able to, Bayer was able to replicate the exposure of the fraud. Yes. That's correct. I don't think, it wasn't the same studies. It wasn't? No. So Begley Experience

echoes a report from scientists at Bayer AG last year, neither group of researchers alleges fraud nor would they identify the research they had tried to replicate. Well, doesn't matter. I guess at some point it doesn't matter. They don't work, they don't work. If they're making medicines based on studies that don't work. Hey, put into Google, it's time to assume that the clinical trials are fraudulent until proven otherwise. Put that in. Okay, give me one second. Let me just read this.

Of 47 cancer projects at Bayer during 2011, less than one quarter could reproduce previously reported findings, despite the effort of three or four scientists working full-time for up to a year. Bayer dropped the project. When the Amgen replication team of about 100 scientists could not confirm reported results, they contacted the authors.

Those who cooperated discussed what might account for the inability of Amgen to confirm the results. Now, what was interesting in the specifics of what it is, what lessons you could take away, what went wrong. That was the part that my father found horrific. And I think he was the only one in the room, but he was actually just, I mean, horrified, not an exaggeration.

And his takeaway was they're not even doing science. Like he had no idea it was that bad. As recently as the late 1990s, most potential cancer drug targets were backed by 100 to 200 publications. Now each may have fewer than a half dozen. Seve, a bunch of them were doing science without measure. How's that?

Oh, wait, they got smaller. All of them. Yeah, they all got smaller. That was the smaller S M A L L E R. That was the metric. Yeah. Yeah. Photoshopped.

Smaller? Hey, I love that there's no disease Photoshop can't cure. Okay, what did you want me to Google? Is it time to assume all clinical trials are fraudulent unless proven otherwise? I'm glad all the, I know how to spell all those words. Time to assume that health research is fraudulent, oh from the BMJ? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the guys, guys, that's how he rolls now. And here's what he did. He found in his own field that 20% of the clinical trials that were published never occurred 20% never occurred That they claim occurred yes

Well, that didn't happen. That's great. There were no tests. It was all just bullshit Completely made up crap and then there's the zombie studies that had another big chunk that had something within them that indicated some foul play something so fucking bad It had needed to be thrown out I've been concerned about research for 20 years 20% of the time I said Ben mole professor of Obstetrics and gynecology at Monash Health They would be wrong as I've been concerned about research for fraud for 40 years, I wasn't that surprised as many would be by this figure,

but it led me to think that the time may have come to stop assuming research actually happened. Wow. That's not even the comment I'm talking about, but it's in that same discussion. This went on at BMJ for a while. It's also gone on at New England Journal of Medicine and at Lancet.

Their editors each know of what I speak of the problem. What's fascinating, I just told our friend yesterday, my new friend, that you have the trouble with medical journals. I said, have you read it? And he goes, no, I think I could have written it. What's gonna be fun to share with them is that each chapter of the trouble with medical journals

is not the trouble with medical journals. Each one is the ineluctable consequences of consensus science and peer review. of consensus science and peer review. In that same thread, you'll find one prominent journal editor said that it's that the medicine needs a new system in place for the good think a minute I come up with the language. It was great What's a zombie trial

That it's it contains within it you read it closely and you can see that this thing's bullshit Like the numbers change, don't add up, percents don't come to a hundred. I mean, just there's something within it. Like, what the fuck? Did anyone read this? Right. Cross fat Duke had to pay $112 dollars due to falsified holy grail cancer research Who'd they pay that to

We've made or attempting to make Russell Berger kind of the Warren the Dean of of Scientific Misconda who who is what's the name? I'm burger Russell. Oh, Oh, yes. And I think that we should create an entire taxonomy of scientific misconduct. It's a fascinating field. Begley's fascinated by it too. I told him I really got off on shitty science. Like it's like science porn. I think something's wrong with me.

And he laughs. He says, if it's wrong with you, I got it too. Like I get it. Classify, identify and name all the misconducts. Yeah. You do it by country, by field. You have a whole Photoshop category. Right. You know?

Right. Who funds them? It's so cool. There's so fucking much of it. Stanford and Harvard both lost their top people to bullshitting in science, to scientific misconduct fundamentally. Some would debate that's how that played out, but it is, that's what happened to both of them.

Caroline M, anyone listen to Sam Harris podcast from yesterday was annoying. Sam and Ryan Holiday are complete frauds, drug pushers and frauds, complete. Anytime I've listened to either of them, I would not take anything they say seriously. During the pandemic, they were both completely reckless and useless friends. Sometimes I wonder why

some of the friends Joe Rogan keeps in his circle. Sam Harris is complete garbage. Do I know him? He's a pop psychologist, fucking like smarty pants guy. Passing judgment on Joe when Joe was before Joe actually kind of fucking got fully red pill when Joe was like, hey, I'm not so sure about this covid vaccine. Sam fucking lashed him publicly. Lashed out at him.

I would like to dig back up that. What was it? 17 reasons, 21 reasons I won't be getting the COVID vaccine. Yeah. Can you find that? Not right now, perhaps, because I don't know why I'm having trouble coming up with it again. OK, I'll find it. I'll search my I can probably just search my text messages with you. I it would be a wonderful tool for for introducing the topic of plausible reasoning.

Oh, and the Wikipedia article is adequate to an introduction for this. But I was on a rant yesterday. I said that it is, I think, easily the most important thing taught nowhere. And it's not even discussed. Andrew, if you want to look at this kind of thing, you'd start with that Paulia lecture from the 50s at Stanford. P-O-L-Y-A. P-O-Y-L-A. P-O-L-Y-A. Paulia. And he's kind of a very important mathematician, a significant mathematician, a significant educator in mathematics. You don't see that often both, but he was

and a dazzling career over many fields and 70 years of active contribution. But his work on plausible reasoning was the enticement to R.T. Cox to do the work that became known as Cox's Theorem that established a logical framework for probability theory. And this is what gets us to Jane's and maximum entropy and a profound contribution to information theory that's all happened within everyone listening's lifetime. This is all, it's brand new shit. And what's so cool is that it's still even academically poorly, poorly known, little understood, and yet there are people running with it. And that would include the AI crowd. They heard the message loud and clear. Bayesians, all of them. I was asked yesterday if I was a Bayesian. I go, yeah, of course I am.

I mean, to not be Bayesian, to be of that frequent persuasion, has you in denial of the probability of a hypothesis. You've maintained that only data can have probabilities, that hypotheses have to have values one or zero, they come true or false, not flavored bounded by zero and one. And that is an epistemic error at the root of just an unbelievable amount of downstream crap has come out of that confusion.

And it's not gonna get better. Guy at ASU said science was in its senescence. And I just love that. Someone said that Hezbollah, sorry to change the subject, Hezbollah walkie talkies are now exploding. It would be great if it wasn't over, right? Oh, yeah. Hezbollah walkie talkies are now exploding. It would be great if it wasn't over, right? Oh, yeah, here we go. Dozens reported injured as new wave of explosions across Lebanon target

Hezbollah walkie talkies. Wow. Ah, walkies. Man. You know, wait, wait till you wait till they discover that the IV bottles have been poisoned at the hospital. Oh, man. Wow, second round of mysterious explosions. They're not mysterious though, right? Isn't that great? Mysterious. Isn't that great? Mysterious.

Hey, I want to play you a video. I don't want to be too petty here, but Pat Sherwood says that he's improved your fitness program of CrossFit. Do you mind if I play this video and let you respond to it? No. See, it's very interesting. you respond to it? No. See, see, uh, it's very, very interesting. I listened to it three times.

I'm not sure I understand what he's saying. Here we go. And I was just thinking yesterday on the roar, how did I start to think that 45 minutes was a long workout? Exactly. Like there's almost like some mind virus that occurs in the crossfit. Like I don't know where it comes from, but I mean, just remember like whenever it was like anti-running.

Cause you were quote unquote, going to lose your gains. Do you remember when anyone was anti-running? You know, the Canadians had me build them a five day a week program. The Canadians wanted to go to war like at nine to five, Monday through Friday kind of deal, right? Uh-huh. And so we had to, we couldn't do a three-on-one off because it fucked with Saturdays and Sundays.

Uh-huh. And so I had to come up with five days a week. Uh-huh. And I started using the running like iceberg lettuce. Just everywhere? But like iceberg lettuce, just everywhere. It was just like you just sprinkle, you had to sprinkle running in. Right. What did like every games athlete need to do because they avoided running, they all

needed to like improve their running and what happened when they improve their running, their fitness improved because they went long and they improved their aerobic base, which improved their body's ability to process oxygen and that even translated over to short workouts and they're fitter, faster and stronger. So again, I've been very vocal about this. I think Greg Glassman created the most near perfect training protocol on the face of the earth with what was launched with CrossFit in like 2001 or whatever it happened to be.

But I don't think it was a complete finished work that couldn't be optimized and evolved over the course of lessons learned in several decades. And I've tried my very best to take that beautiful, original framework that Greg presented and then evolve it, adapt it, and learn from it. And that's what Lynchman is right now with all credit to what he created. But like I said, I don't think it was a finished work. I think there were still some areas that we just needed time to figure out if is high intensity every day,

actually what you're supposed to do. My opinion, that's a very strong and definitive no. Sounds like he's conflating some things there. Did you ever view your work as unfinished? I don't know that I saw it as finished. I mean, if it is unfinished, you're doing the finishing part right now. The BSI part. I don't even know what he said. Did you glean anything from what he said? Is he just saying you need to run more?

Like, what, that you didn't prescribe running enough? I don't even, to be honest with you, I don't even understand what he said. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not quite sure what he's saying. And I'm a little bit jaded. No, no, no, no. I've got this, like, I'm not sure what he said. I'm not really interested in right and I like I like Pat Enough to not want to Eviscerate him. Yeah heard his chances for improving the thing, you know All right. I mean he said he said it was he said it was perfect and now it's perfect. They're good for Pat Okay He said you put the, you know, I'm always reminded of the mustache on the Mona Lisa.

If someone who's like, it needed that, you know, now it's perfect. Good, good. I like the name Lynch Pit. Yeah, and I like Pat. And, And I like Pat. And he's a complex character. Yeah, that's very kind of you. His actions after Floyd 19, that's very...

And you know what? That you are consistent in your ability to not become myopic on people's shortcomings? You're you've always been consistent you you're not a grudge holder You've always been consistent I hope I learned that from you I Would be I would be less than honest if I didn't Give some credit to in that regard to the $200 million. Oh, God, I love you. He's voting Kamala. He's a big fan of the word salad. Yeah.

Is he really? No, I'm sure dude, he's, you don't want to get all had our doubts about him when he was driving a Prius around CrossFit 22 I got so messed up from having Bayer's IUD birth control for two and a half years ago for a few months and I'm still so messed up from and I haven't found anyone to help. No one what to do with me does Greg have advice what happened to you what happened to you now someone just said someone text me there was no bomb at the Trump rally it hasn't been confirmed but what happened to you from an IUD what is an IUD where do they put that is that the thing they put in your arm or they put that in your vagina Is that the thing they put in your arm or they put that in your vagina? What's the thing they put in your arm?

Intrauterine, where do you think it's going? What is it? Is it just like a trampoline for sperm? It just covers the cervix? It leaves the body in a state where I think it thinks that it's got something implanted, right? I'm gonna see if there's a oh, oh, yeah. Here's a great picture of it I wonder if there's an animation. Oh Yeah, look at this

God dear ladies do not put anything in your vagina that doesn't look like tube steak For crying out loud. Let me see this thing. Sample uterus, uterus. Fallopian tubes, got it. Where's the IUD? Oh, here it is. Oh, wow, look at this thing. Birth control method consisting of a soft flexible T-shaped device with a thin string on the end. I don't understand how that's gonna stop you from getting pregnant.

Oh, the string hangs out of the vagina? No, that can't be. Oh, is it pumping shit into you? Does it give shit off? No. Oh, unless they, unless they got one that does that sample use only. What does that mean? Maybe the video. Oh, Oh, look, is... Anyway, I guess it's not your... You had it right.

I guess it goes in the vagina. I don't know how it works. I didn't listen to it. Yeah, they have some code of the progestin. That's like a hormone? Yeah. Yeah, don't put hormones in your vagina either. I'm no doctor, but a CrossFad, I bottomed out on one and hit a wire.

I know that happens. No it irritates the uterus so nothing can implant. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I think something's there already. And so when the egg drops down it doesn't like attach to the wall. Yeah, Cathy, Cathy returned me what I was asking to look for them to share with you now.

And I think everyone ought to look at that. And it's the, I can never remember the number, but you now have it. And it's 18 reasons I won't be getting a COVID vaccine. And each is a powerful and logical reason for not getting the vaccine. And not a one of them has to do with really requires any knowledge of science. But it does come into that space of plausible reasoning. And you sent me a link.

Oh, okay. Thanks. She's good. Whole team of researchers on this show. That thing, that thing was a, that was a very, very powerful piece. And from way back, and from January of 2022 to being here close to what, three years later, two and a half years later, it, there's prescience in it, in that there are many, many people that wish they had seen this. Vaccines are immune from liability,

checkered past of vaccine companies. Wow, this is thorough. I didn't even see, where's number three? Oh, did I pass number three? The ugly history of attempts to make coronavirus vaccines, the data gaps submitted to the FDA by vaccine makers, no access to raw data from the trials. That's a little concerning. No long-term safety testing on any vaccines, by the way. No informed consent. Under reporting of adverse reactions and death. No actual, by the way, it's not just under reporting.

There's no way to accurately, nothing's put in place to accurately record them. It's a mess. The vaccines do not stop transmission or infection. That's kind of important. People are catching COVID after being fully vaccinated. The overall death rate from COVID, the bloated COVID death numbers. Fauci and six others at NIAID own patents in the Moderna vaccine. That's concerning.

Fauci's on the hot seat for illegal gain-of-function research. The virus continues to mutate. Censorship in the complete absence of scientific debate. That one's horrifying. Number 17. A world-renowned vaccinologist is sounding the alarm. And I already had COVID. And then each of those breaks off into a whole paragraph or two or 10. It's very well done. Anyone can Google 18 reasons I won't be getting a COVID vaccine.

Miranda Alcar has weighs in on the. That sure would comment. How much running do I need as much running as increases work capacity across broad time and modal domains? How much running do I need? As much running as increases work capacity across broad time and modal domains? How much lifting do I need? Same answer for that. Answers every question. Hi Miranda. Damn Miranda, your, your uh, what is it, your what is fitness, what is CrossFit video? I haven't seen it yet, but man, a hundred people have sent it to me and told me it was amazing Good job from the car

You know My Broken science colleagues and launching it Effort to continue the work of, if you understand that health metrics are nothing less than the dependent variables controlled by lifestyle choices and at the overwhelming majority of all of chronic disease is caused by that. That angle is more interesting to me than maximizing work capacity. More interesting to you is that what you said? Yeah, yeah. to you is that what you said? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the guy that reversed his diabetes

is a more interesting part of CrossFit than how many people in your gym are sub three minutes on Fran. You should not be or you should be? You should be. I mean, to me, for me, it's way more interesting. There was never a cohort more interesting than the crew we had in the basement. But they were moving that needle towards. Sure they were. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Big day tomorrow. We begin the slow journey across to the East Coast of the United States. We go on the 20th. Right, but I think tomorrow we start the journey. I don't think so. Tomorrow's Thursday, isn't it? Yeah, aren't we aren't we going up to Palo Alto? Tomorrow.

On the 19th. I think. Yeah, and flying on the 20th. I think. Yeah, and flying on the 20th. You're right. Thank you. Yeah, the gig Saturday, right? I believe so. Okay.

Dude, we'll be home by 1130 on Sunday. In the morning? Yeah. I love that. I know, I love flying back this way. I used to take a flight out of DC at six in the morning and land in Phoenix at like, you know, 830 or something. All right, what are you doing today? I was going to pack, I'm going to bring a couple cameras with me to Boston, wash some clothes.

I have to deliver a hard drive to Patrick Rios over there, so I need to copy that. But other than that, that's it. I'm just, I'm just putzing around. Let's get breakfast. Okay. You want to do it sooner than later, that's it. I'm just, I'm just putzing around. Let's get breakfast. Okay. You want to do it sooner than later? Yeah. Okay. I'll give you a call in like 10 minutes.

I'm here. Call the house phone. Okay. Bye. Thanks for coming on. Great show. Thank you. It was fun.

Covered a lot. Sure. Bye. Bye. Greg. Greg Gussman. Blah, blah, blah. Hi, Randy. Pat Sherwood's point is that conducting CF workout at high intensity every single workout is not ideal for us

Normal folks Wow profound cool Wow, great I'm not that's not a dig at you rando By the way All right Alright, you guys want to hang out for a second? Talk about the douche Sam Harris, or the loser Ryan Holiday. And if he added value to your life or somehow helped you great good on you But um I Wouldn't I wouldn't yeah

If if the guy who cured fucking cancer was also a pedophile I wouldn't be like hey I'm never gonna fucking take the cure for cancer because the guy who cured it was a pedophile like I get that so if Ryan Holliday or Sam Harris somehow helped you great but it doesn't it doesn't it's not different than the fact that they're losers in so many components of their life and liars and misrepresent who they are and um enter drug pushers onto kids like that's not um that's the they can um anyone anyone who's suggesting suggesting or pushing the vaccine onto kids without fucking like giving you the fucking data just like well you have to do it because it cured polio and

you're not going to show me the fucking graphs and that's go fuck yourself Thank you coach for having us grace pat patina. I like it when Greg says your name Sebi do you do Sebi do I buy a ticket for BSI event in Boston would love to be there No, you have to um, I don't know how you do it. You have to like somehow like fall into my DMS and then Um, I send your name into my DMs and then Um, I send your name to the security team and then I don't even know right I almost regret bringing it up But I think I know you right haven't we hung out before eric Or no zach oh zach have we hung out before Do I know you? Been a member for eight months. You don't have one of those Hezbollah pagers on

you, do you? God, I had so much fun doing last night's show. I want to show you this. This popped up in my Instagram. The name of the company is, who knows what the name of the company is, but listen to this. Listen to this. Not flirting with my BF. I was looking at his wrinkles wrinkles here crow's feet there and those age spots It was kind of embarrassing. It was kind of embarrassing

Dude if you are dating a man or a woman If you are dating a man or a woman Who thinks that your age spots are embarrassing and now I don't have any issue with like taking care of yourself wearing a hat in the Sun But any company or any person around that thinks that your agent is embarrassing Get the fuck away from them as fast as you can First of all, this is a fucking beautiful man who's fucking juiced to the gills. I had a buddy, I had a buddy.

And he was my, maybe even an inch shorter than me. I remember hanging out and he was juiced to the gills. He was fucking yoked out of his mind. He was a professional athlete. And I remember his wife saying, two of my friends actually now that I think of it. I remember, first I'll tell this first, I remember his wife saying that she hates puny men and she was dating a guy who is 205 pounds, five foot nothing, but with no body fat, but just on crazy steroids. And I'm thinking'm thinking God I would fucking hate to be with a woman like you what what like it's like living with an enemy

you guys get that like pushing drug pushing drugs like making it so your husband would want to fucking need to take drugs in order to make you fucking happy like what the fuck? And it's not, it's, I'm not saying it's not okay to want good things for your spouse. You know what I mean? Like if you know your spouse has a drinking problem, like don't bring home bottles of fucking wine from the store, let her buy them. You know what I mean? Don't, I'm not saying be a codependent, but this fucking guy, like you're going to say like, hey, he needs a aging cream. No, I wasn't talking about Hiller. Another guy, I was talking another one of my friends who is used to the gills. His wife and I were talking

and and he was in the room. And I can't remember we were comparing Brad Pitt and Troy to We were comparing Brad Pitt and Troy to the fat guy in Gladiator. And she was saying that she hated Brad Pitt's body and Troy because he was too little. And my buddies juiced to the gills, I'm like, God, that just must suck. You want me to buy your fucking stupid ass skin cream because it's embarrassing to be around Russell Crowe. Yeah, man. Russell went to shit. He needed better skincare.

So my germ recommended Calderin lab and after a few weeks he looked younger, confident and improved the look of his wrinkles. And I wasn't embarrassed. Hey, I'm going to say something crazy here. I think this lady talking is Asian. What do you think? Skincare specifically made for men. They use proven ingredients that help men even skin tone, moisturize and look more youthful overnight. It contains snow mushroom, plant stem, cell ex...

Oh my God. Just fucking... How did you get in a relationship with a woman like that? What the fuck were you thinking? Embarrassing? Like I get it. Your husband has a fucking big ward on his cheek and you want it to get frozen off because you don't want to look at it. He has a fucking tooth missing. You'd like him to get it fixed so you don't want to look at it. I get it fucking tooth missing you'd like him to get it fixed So you don't look at I get it. I'm not I'm not saying that I'm not like You know what? I mean? Your wife has a fucking hemorrhoid hanging out of her ass the size of a cauliflower and you can't bang your doggy style without Seeing it. Maybe you wanted to get worked on like I'm not like

fucking crazy But you're embarrassed? I didn't even, that wasn't even a mole. I didn't even have a fucking mole. I was being a fucking hypochondriac. It was something from my, Barry McAugner says, did you get that mole checked out on your ear? That was fucking one of Greg's fucking security detail

telling me it looked like I had cancer on my ear and I fucking panicked. And then fucking a few days later, I found or a few hours later I found out it was some of the black shit from this fucking headset. So fucking I got so fucking schooled. Embarrassing because your husband has wrinkles or your wife has wrinkles. Go fuck yourself you're a shitbag. You don't even deserve you don't. You deserve to be fucked face down with a dick in your ass.

Only. To some data from the Kamala rally, 5003 mobile devices at Kamala Harris's rally in Charlotte, North Carolina on Thursday afternoon. It appears over 3,600 came from Georgia, mainly Atlanta, Georgia, and approximately 720 from Savannah, Georgia. Is Savannah, Georgia in Atlanta, Georgia far from Charlotte?

I don't even know. Are those close? Oh, Chris, you said a prayer for my ear. And isn't that interesting? You said a prayer for my ear, isn't that interesting you said a prayer for my ear and maybe that's what saved me Audrey's like did somebody say a dick in my ass yum uh said a prayer for yeah thank you I appreciate that God works in mysterious ways a Savannah Georgia is where a cat man is going fuck that cunt I don't know who Catman is, but... Are they close? Atlanta to Charlotte is definitely drivable.

Okay, so this might not be as profound as I think it is. Charlotte's about four hours from each. Okay, so all these people who go into Kamala rally, they ping their cell phones and they're getting data on them. They're trying to figure out where the fuck they're coming from. So that's a North Carolina rally with almost 80% of the attendees being from Georgia. After you do the math, that's only 600 or so local people from North Carolina that attended. That's all who shows up and you're planning to what, get 80 something million votes again?

Something ain't right. And then all these people come from buses and it's kind of weird because at the Trump events you don't really have like organized buses like that. People just kind of show up and... Is that true? Has anyone been to a Trump rally or they're not just lines and lines of buses? Is that true? I keep seeing all this shit that Kamala is paying people to like endorse her and come to a rally. Park on their own, but the Kamala rally, there's just these lines of buses at every event, which is weird. And a lot of the people are also the same people that attend multiple rallies.

Can you read those tweets? Any of the same ones from previous events, because this guy's tracking the cell phones, I guess. And he says 90% have been to three plus rallies. 54% were even at Arizona and Nevada rallies. That's crazy. And I heard they were paying $500 a person to go to these rallies in Arizona and Nevada. I don't know if it's true. But they're saying that 54% of the people that were in the North Carolina rally were also in the Arizona and Nevada rallies?

It's like following the Grateful Dead, following Kamala? What the fuck is going on? I think shit's worse than I wanna admit it is. Uh, no buses. No buses at Trump rallies, huh, Savog? Oh, dude, you know what? I need to donate to your campaign. I just remember, didn't you send me a text with a link to that? Or is that.

Allies. So it's all the same people. And as we've said in the show before, um, Kamala support is all fake. Yeah. It's all contrived. It's not very real. And that seems to be the proof. It's not all obviously everybody here has a relative or a person

who like, Oh, I'm voting for Kamala. I can't stand Trump. But there's a difference between voting against Trump and then going to a Kamala Harris rally where she's going to do a black accent. 90% fake. You convinced me 90% fake. We're gonna get to some data from crazy. Hey, You convinced me 90% fake we're gonna get to some data from crazy Hey

Who's this Say that again Jethro today say that again, we're working it say it say it say it say it go Who's having a row? Donald Trump You know heard of him he's got my vote Yeah, yeah, so he's having a rally in my county and we're covering it I just talked to all the guys that are working today They'd love the parking lots closed at 1030 because it's completely full. The parking lot. And they told everyone

who wants to go the route, be there by three o'clock. If you're not there by three o'clock, you're shutting it down. You can't get in. There's got to be at least 20,000 people waiting online right now. Holy shit. Wow. Buses, lines of buses everywhere? No, hell no. Damn. Damn. And this is, this is a quote unquote blue state New York.

People can't wait to go see him. I'm telling you this Sutton Fischi, man. Everywhere I go, it's Trump flags, Trump hats, Trump flags, but apparently it's a blue state. I never saw one Trump sticker or flag ever in my town before this election, like for the other two elections. And fucking now you can't leave the house without seeing at least a bumper sticker Or a flag it is a trip It's awesome. Yeah, it is awesome. Thank Taylor self You think he changed it he made it well every time you see someone wear a hat or something like that It's um, it's liberating. He nailed it.

He said he has empathy for Traneys now because it's so liberating just to come out. Yeah. That's the problem. The independents, when they poll, they don't say, oh, I'm voting for Trump. All Trump has to do is overperform by 1% and he's winning. And he's already winning. He's up in the polls. Yeah and in Vegas right? Someone told me they're like, hey dude quit looking at the quit looking at the polls just look at the Vegas odds. The betting lines tell

you everything because those people are in it for the money. Right. And they're pretty they're pretty accurate those betting lines. Right. And he keeps creeping up little by little every week. Hey do you think they're pretty accurate, those betting lines. Right. And he keeps creeping up little by little every week. Hey, do you think they're gonna try to kill him again? No. So there's five people from my unit got called in. There's so many cops there, it's ridiculous. You cannot get in without being completely searched.

There's dogs everywhere. We have four helicopters, we're all flying over. That's awesome. It's the safest place in the country right now. And I can't go because I got to coach the 315 and the 430, so I wouldn't make it. You're doing God's work. Wait, you have a class at 315 and 430?

Yeah, I got a coach. You're turning them up. That's only 45 minute class. He talking about as a 15 minute layover in between 3 15 to 4 30. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I'm sorry.

Sorry. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing. I can be trying to tell you your business. I don't know. Shit. Yeah, I would go but I can't go. I got a, I took the day off. I got tickets but I got a coach. It's all good. All right, well thank you. That was some rent.

Go ahead. I love the rent yesterday. We need more of those on like a late night. Oh yeah, how fun was that? God, I had fun. Yeah. God, more of those. Crossfad says that was tarted. My, uh, my, I had 45 minutes in an hour and 15 minutes confused. Whatever. Fuck it. I'm not perfect. I'll send you updates. Okay.

Yeah, please do. Thank you. All right, man. Okay. Bye. Come on, Seve, you're the king of third grade math. Fine. Whatever. Okay, so listen, this guy, Sevag Vartanian, is running in a completely blue state.

One of the worst ever. He's got a fucking, he's going to get in there and he's going to unfuck the school board. And I think if I remember correctly, the little bit of research I did on this is normally these school boards aren't voted for statewide. They're either local or they're appointed or just the schools vote for them. But this is a statewide election. We gotta get this dude in there.

Before he packs up and moves to Florida because of fucking the wing nuts. The school system needs, what is it, 87% of all people in academia are fucking libtards? One giant indoctrination camp? Is this how, there's a donation button here for 8300 bucks jeez Ambitious All right, I'm not gonna donate money while I'm why you guys are looking at my shit Oh, please say my card numbers in there automatically son of a bitch I

Have to do this later, Sevag. I don't even have my wallet with me. Oh, that's the maximum amount. Like legally, like by state law or something. No, that's a real that's a real handle I thought Sevag was a joke handle That's awesome, that's so awesome Andrew Farmer good luck Sevag here. I. Here, I'll put a link in the... Can you put...

Can you add read before you... Oh, yeah. Can you put... Can you put this in show notes? Okay, I have to do an ad read. I don't even know what that means. An ad read. Host to tell about a story, personal experience with Mudwater.

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Oh, mud water? I need to taste it first. Oh, do I have to say that? I'm Seva Matocian. Do I say that at the beginning? No, I didn't say that. Or did I? Did I just start that? Okay. Uh... Well, I have to have a private conversation with Brenna. Sebi, I need your advice before I go. Such a side note, but should I say yes to getting flown out by an NFL player? Yes or no? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E Here's the deal. Are you ready to take the cock? If someone's flying you out, you should be ready to take the cock.

I take Lion's Mane. Oh, okay. Yeah, I want to try that. I am actually really interested in trying the Mudwater. Ooh. That was weird. No, don't get, no, that's a trap. It depends.

What do you mean? Oh, flown out or blown out? What do you mean it's a trap? A trap for what? Audrey, I'm ready to take outdoors and cock. Yeah, you're gonna get pee-diddled. But, but, I mean, but is that bad? Wanting to get pee-diddled?

Like, you know, like, when I was a kid I wanted to fuck Oprah. You know, just to like like have it on the list. But I don't think you fly out there and are like, I mean you're like... Here's the thing too, right? Like it's tough because on one hand you're being flown out there so we could fondle your titties and ejaculate on you But on the other hand you could play it and in a way that makes it so that He falls in love with you and you get something maybe a little more sustainable Do you know what I mean like there is a way he can be like well fuck this might actually be a good one

I didn't this isn't just some whore. I'm flying out and be like well fuck this might actually be a good one I didn't this isn't just some whore I'm flying out and you have to know this if you're gonna get a high quality guy when you come into the picture you have to know that there's gonna be tons of other people causing him to ejaculate and so you're you're gonna have to figure out how to cold the herd without... um... I could do a whole show on that. But listen, any woman who's gonna move into an area where there's like... like real men, there's gonna be like a lot of...

vagina like stimulating him. And you have to be okay with that. But this is really going to upset some of you Christian my Christian wackadoodle brethren, but you have to accept that a high-quality man in the beginning is going to be cheating on you like you like you're in sir like most men aren aren't gonna be honest about it, so when you come into the picture, there's going to be a... He's gonna already have a harem.

Do you get what I'm saying? And so you're going to come into that scene and you're gonna have to figure out how to navigate it without being a cunt. Yeah, it's cool. It's cool That's the problem I've known some fucking women who fucked up and bumble fuck some really amazing guys because they Like they like it's not the same script to get a high quality, dude

Okay, so you know what's going on. Yeah. That's fun. How exciting. Yeah, so there's, there's like, yeah, right, so there's like a line between just like... If you do end up getting with him, all you do is whisper into his ear, I'm five more trips away from blowing you into oblivion. Keep this going and I will become the best blowjob you've ever had. And then, then you'll get another trip out of it. And then just don't blow them for a few trips. I mean, my, unless, unless like you're just some, I mean, unless, unless you you're like there's some magic pussy out there

so I don't know. I'm excited though. Will you will you keep us posted on that story? I Just want I'd like to hear more so intrigued by it what a great what how fun My life so good, but I do not have fun stuff like that I always brag about how great my life is. I do not that is so fun What fun problem to have okay, here we go you do look at the racial wealth gap Yes There is a gap based on 2019 data the median wealth of the average white family is about

$160,000 more than the median wealth of the average black family. But take into account just two other factors. Family structure and education. The median wealth of the average married college educated black family is about $160,000 more than the median wealth of an average single parent white family. So perhaps their factor- Oh wait a second! So you're saying color is not a factor Fuck this guy racist It's like so obvious over and over and over and over and over

and Over and over. That's weird. That's weird. You mean married and educated? Here's the thing that you need to understand, Trace. Every accusation from democratic elites is a confession. They are totally incapable of realizing what they are doing.

They are constantly projecting their own sins onto Republicans. And here's what's really, really, really offensive. The first assassination attempt, Trace, they at least took a moment to pretend that they minded that Donald Trump was almost assassinated. This time around, they have jumped straight to blaming him, blaming the victim. They are normalizing trying to murder Donald Trump. And the reason for that trace is because in the democratic elite culture, victimhood is currency. So they can never admit when their enemy is a victim, they must always portray him as

a Hitler like perpetrator because then they can excuse violence against him. Every accusation is a confession. Here's the thing that you need to understand. Yeah, here's man. Her voice is tough. Bryce Young, man. How about that? Tyson beat him last year. Now he's sitting on the bench. Crazy. All right, guys. What's today? Wednesday? I don't know if there's any more shows today Pedro white is now in the United States, I think so that's kind of cool So if you want to hang out with Pedro you can find him. He's in SoCal. Oh.

Uh. Let me see. All right. Let me see if there's, I want to see one more thing before I go. Let me see if there's any dumb comments from yesterday's show. I wanna see one more thing before I go. Let me see if there's any dumb comments from yesterday's show. Manage videos, comments. Triggered Seve is the best.

I don't understand the lack of intelligence on the part of Brent Fikowski and members of the board. I'll say it again, Sevan could never talk about the CrossFit Games again and the podcast would continue to grow at the same rate. Yes, Seve, you're way too creative for this. Oh, thank you. Oh, pronouncing PFAG differently doesn't detract from the fact that you're utilizing a marginalized group to send insults at other people. I used to have such love for the show,

but you clear lack of respect out of anger is childish and ridiculous. Your platform needs to be removed. Wow. The professional fitness association group. By the way, I came up with that and then it became PFAG. You're just Taylor Schultz. There you go, I need to be removed.

What does marginalize mean? No one makes you watch. Move along if it offends you. His platform needs to be removed. So you like censorship? Got it. Oh, then he responds with thanks for the gas light. That's not gas lighting. the gas light that that's not gas lighting isn't gas lighting the phenomenon of like you let gas off in the house and then the people who live there start to go crazy and you tell them that basically they're crazy but you don't know that you've given them gas isn't that like

didn't it come from that isn't that the the like original story? There was a movie about that, right? The unfortunate thing is I was a die-hard fan until they recently started using this language. This is a recent development. I'm not in favor of censorship as I am as much and not a favor of derogatory remarks. That's fair. Okay. That imply that the community I didn't even I'm not I'm not there's no reference here to gay people It's just funny and to ask me to be deplatformed. Jesus Christ, dude I'm not even I'm not even I didn't even call them that Dude, you I didn't even I'm not I'm not there's no reference here to gay people It's just funny.

And to ask me to be deplatformed, Jesus Christ, dude. How about all the times I say Jesus Christ and it bothers all the Christians. This guy's not acting for deplatforming for that. You're a rotten person, Taylor. Wiki stamp laugh out loud, that's awesome. Can you edit to something like intended to provide acquired,

so sad that some are intent on trying to destroy Dave's awesome. Can you edit to something like intended to provide acquired? So sad that some are intent on trying to destroy Dave's life Seven's been hanging out with Taylor too much. Okay, so just one What if I called it P gag, what would that be professional? D-gag, what if I called it D-gag? D-gag. David, what's up, dude? Missed you on last night's show. Were you on last night's show?

It is not Bryce Young, dude. She is not banging Bryce Young. Are you out of your mind? It is not Bryce Young dude. She is not banging Bryce Young. Are you out of your mind? It is not Bryce Young. I used to love this show every time I love the show, but... Thank you. That's good, Gressiana. I used to love your show. I used to love your show. I used to.

Listen, I'm all for gays against groomers. I'm a huge fan. I have passwords for, I have a pass on all the, that's what I'm going to write to him. Hey dude, I have a pass. Hey dude, I have a pass for all words. You better check my credentials. Hey dude, I have would pass for all words you bet it you better check my credentials and I spelled better like a black Guy would spell it be ETA Actually, I don't know how black people spell how he would say it better

There you go. Oh I should have written another word that had like a lisp in it. Spelled it like I had a lisp. Hey, dude. I don't even know how to do it. I have a path for all words. Probably go over his head. Oh, Judy, I got your presents. I'm gonna bring them on to the show.

I haven't given them to the boys yet. I want to give it to them live on the air so you can see their reaction Hey save on okay Brianna stay in touch Sent DM me nudes and video from your event. All right. Just watch your drink. That's like, you know what? Just watch your drink. That's what I'd say.

That's my final advice. All right. Talk to you guys soon. Bye-bye.