The Sevan Podcast - Greg Glassman #44 | Live Call In - CrossFit 2.0?

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

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Happy birthday, Seve. What a treat. What a treat happy birthday Seve what a treat What a treat what a treat I Figured out what I'm gonna do with that God, that's good. I need to get that on And to get that recording when I get home into my soundboard so I can just play the song Who's gonna make the music video to that? Holy shit. I Gotta get all the boys together and we got to make the music video to that? Holy shit. I gotta get all the boys together and we gotta make a music video.

Wouldn't it be dope? We gotta fly, um... What, we gotta get Sabir... Maybe in January, bring Sabir and Kelly out to Scottsdale. And have Rios make a music video and get all the boys together. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Wouldn't that be funny? Wouldn't that be awesome? Music video of me and the homies. All right. Oh, I haven't heard from Greg this morning. I'm not sure if he's coming on. I'm not sure if anyone's ever coming on. Eight o'clock AM, Saturday morning,

Kil Taylor, DNA for Addiction is the sponsor. When I was at Emily Kaplan's house at the BSI event, her daughter was there. What a great kid. I don't even think, maybe she's 10. And she was at the door greeting people, big smile, saying hi. After the talks were over, she came over and she goes, I love your Matusian. I love it. And she brought over my tooth powder.

And I was like, man, this is the best kid in the world. I go, do you really like it? Or are you just telling me that? She's like, no, I love it. It's my favorite toothpaste. My favorite tooth powder. I was pretty stoked. My kids, my kids like it too. It's weird. I'm surprised they like it for some reason, but she loved it. The kids love it. No fluoride. Maybe they know it for some reason, but she loved it. The kids love it.

No floor. Maybe they know it's not making them dumber. Savvy. What's the met fix a workout of the day? I, um, I wanted to, uh, I've been telling Greg, he should start up the old blog, just like the original blog, every day, a workout and an an article. You know just something that like titillates him He sent me something. I mean he sends me cool shit every single day It's like I get my own personal curated news blog from him

Thomas drought Seve, hi. I started dating a registered dietitian. She's got a sweet rack and I do her doggy style every morning. She likes morning sex just like I do. Oh wow. No, I just brought up Broken Science Tour. You think the world is aware of what Greg is doing with that No, no, no, no, no, no, no

I don't think so Dude, the world isn't even aware of CrossFit. I keep seeing all of this stuff It's funny how Greg can just change my opinion on everything in one in one kind of swoop He did it on the air the other day you so when when he when he started CrossFit, remember the whole thing was, I don't know if it's when he started it, but at some point he's like, hey man, we're not going to save everyone, we're not even going to save most people, all we can do is build these lifeboats and if people want to get on board, there'll be one in every town. That is the CrossFit

affiliate, remember? And now there's this group of people who are doing really good work and are inspiring people, but they're talking about micro micro plastics and ultra processed food and just all this all the bad things out there, right? The Coke's tricking us to to buy this and they're in bed with Pfizer and we're being tricked to do this and to do that. And then Greg's like, man, I go, what he goes. The message is, is don't eat sugar. Don't eat refined carbohydrates and get off the couch. That's it. All that other stuff is just nuanced. It's just like, maybe that information is great for us. You know, we're already at the one yard line. Is it the one yard line? We're already at the 99 yard line. You know, we're already at the one yard line. Is it the one yard line? We're already at the 99 yard line

You know, maybe I shouldn't sleep next to my router But dude if you're 400 pounds overweight and you're worried about microplastics 200 pounds overweight if you're eating a pint of ben and jerry's every night before you go to bed like And the truth is is that and you guys know this as well as me, most people aren't even going to get on the journey. And maybe all of the stuff that they're doing that is a net positive and brings some cool awareness, isn't going to help anyone. They're not even in the game. Yeah, get off the sugar, get off the couch, then get off the seed oils.

Yep, I agree. You know the insides of those cans I hear, every single can you drink, whether it's sparkling water or soda pop, has a plastic sprayed inside of it. And that plastic lines the inside of the can. And then the rest of the can. And then the rest of soft drinks are actually in plastic bottles. And if the average Mexican citizen, not Mexican as an ethnicity,

but Mexican citizen, someone who lives in that piece of land below San Diego, the story is that the average Mexican citizen gets 55% of their calories from soda pop. So if you quit drinking soda pop, you probably cut your microplastic intake by 100%. No, I don't think, I don't think, hey dude, at the end of the day, I'm going to tell you this. That course that Greg made, it took me, I don't know, two years of listening to him say it, but finally I got it this last weekend. It's a Red Pill course.

That's what it is. He's made a course to red pill people. He's giving you the tools and if you use them, all of a sudden you'll be like, you'll just start seeing stuff. It pulls the veil back. It gives you a huge fat dose of reality. It gives you the tools to fucking... It's a super like bullshit Geiger counter. You know what I mean? Greg uses the word rot. I forget the exact quote, but he said, he quotes some guy, I don't know, from a hundred years ago who says,

after education, after this two years education, I forget what the degree's in, you should be able to distinguish between what is rot and not. Meaning what is bullshit. So. You should be able to distinguish between what is rot and not mean what is bullshit So Christine Young I only drink paper street coffee. I Saw something crazy

from the guy who owns Strong coffee. I don't know where it's at But someone sent me a quote that that guy said that guy was saying that crossfitters aren't the best athletes in the world They used to come to our gym and we would beat them all the time I think that guy's drank too many of his dessert drinks and I think he's conflating athlete with fit but still I'd like to take another any any any any discipline that's out there. Then in the hopper, you can only put sports. Let's say instead of putting movement.

So in the hopper, you put football, soccer, pole vaulting, gymnastics, darts. Just take all the sports. Slap fighting, MMA. you take all those sports, you put sports in the hopper and I'll still put any group of crossfitters against any other discipline. Are you out of your fucking mind? Soccer, I went to urgent care yesterday to have a light bulb removed from my anus. Oh, I've heard of that. They had a vending machine in the waiting room and all of the food in the machine had

super food on every package. Oh, they had that written on there. Oh, no live calling number. Mr. Plumber. There we go. Hopefully, I don't have a popping sound. Yesterday, I'm in Newport Beach and I set up my podcast studio here and I hooked the phone up.

Hopefully, it worked well last night If you missed last night's show We actually this is why this show is so amazing someone called from a burner phone from a Pdidi cell And let us listen in on what was going on in pdidi cell At ryker's on in P Diddy cell at Rikers. So there's that. Okay here we go. Let's see if it's working.

The burner. What's up Diddy? Can you hear me? P Diddy what's up dude? What's up? It's Plummer. Oh darn it. Oh come on now. Listen I might have? P Diddy, what's up dude? What's up, it's Plumber. Oh, darn it. Oh, come on now. Listen, if Diddy calls, I'm just gonna just drop you, okay? That's fair, just drop me. I'll talk to you until Diddy calls. I think one of the tough things, and like you said it, you said most of these people aren't ever gonna take that journey and take those steps.

Oh, you work for Strong Coffee. No, no, no, no, no. I don't work for Strong Coffee, but I'm friends with them. I'm friends with them too. And he just said something retarded on the internet. That's it. I say retarded shit on the internet too. Exactly.

We all do. But what I'm getting at here is the tough part about nutrition and exercise. And it's because we all think like it's now it's Everyone's opinion has been validated right as truth essentially, right? Like you make your own reality, right? So they have their own reality I'm not a pedophile. I'm a minor attracted person totally different I heard some chick yesterday I heard some chick this morning trying to tell me the difference between pedophiles and child molesters.

It's like, oh my God. Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Yeah, ones that are successful and ones that aren't, right? Like that's the difference. But since everyone moves and everyone eats, they think that their opinion matters on it, right? And that it has some validity, right?

Cause everyone moves a different way. That's why as like a trainer, right? Or a coach, right? Like oftentimes like you want to default to your athlete who you're coaching to and listening to them. But also if they like don't like to do anything, they're not gonna like to do anything. If that makes sense.

They're not gonna want to make anything. Let me ask makes sense. They're not going to want to make anything. Let me, let me ask you this. So the other day I saw a video on Instagram of Jason Kalipa and he was talking about UFC fighters that get gassed out. And so he's, he says, he basically shows that in between rounds or while he's waiting or, you know, a roll for a minute and then go to the sideline and do squats with a bag on your back. Um, uh, you know, and then go to the sideline and do squats with a bag on your back, you know, and then go back in. To me, I'm putting that as a check in the CrossFit box. He came

up with that because he's a CrossFitter. I'm going to give that a ding ding ding CrossFit. Constantly varied functional movements executed at high intensity. Yeah. Instead of resting between rounds. And so it's like, I think also so many of these people, if you just go back 20 years and then look at what they're doing now, they're doing CrossFit and they don't even know it. They were inspired by it. I remember Holly Holmes, when she was the, you know, the champ over at UFC, they would show footage of her doing ring muscle ups. I mean, you have to, you have have to know that she was doing CrossFit.

What people forget is that Greg took a bunch of different disciplines and put them together. Right? He never claimed to create this all fit, like the best, right? The operating system for the human body, right? He pieced it all together. Well, yeah, and he said he didn't create any of it, that it's part and parcel. No, he stole all of it. God created it. Exactly. Well yeah, and he said he didn't create any of it, that it's part and parcel. God created it. Exactly. He didn't invent any of the movements. 100%. That's why when people are like, oh you can't say wall balls are across this movement, right? People have been squatting and throwing things overhead forever. And it's like, yes that's the point. That's why we started doing it, right? Yeah. So it's just silly shit like that.

Brianna Roni, nearly every top level rower I met recently does CrossFit, whether they accept, whether they do or not. I went and I did it in the early days with CrossFit. I went and did a piece with the Olympic rowing team. That was weird. Because the shortest dude on the team was like 6'4". And all those dudes were doing CrossFit. Those dudes found CrossFit and they said it just launched their abilities through the roof.

Well, and you can take the concept of constantly varied functional movements. You did a high intensity and applying to sports. Like yesterday, and I'm not, I don't play basketball, but I like, I've started shooting hoops more recently because I want to regularly learn and play new sports. Like yesterday and I'm not I don't play basketball, but I like I've started shooting hoops more recently because I want to regularly learn and play new sports. But it's just fun to challenge that. But I went and shot I was like, all right, I'm gonna shoot 25 free throws. Right. But in ink, I was like, all right, you got to get five free throws. But you have to shoot right hand left hand and then I shoot a shoot a granny shot. And if you miss, you just move on to the next one.

And you rotate through those three variations of the shot, so you never get into a rhythm, but you have to focus on your mechanics for each one, otherwise you're never gonna make any. But you could apply that, you could have, hey, take Caitlin Clark and say, hey, five minutes, as many free throws as you can get, but you have to switch shots each time and she'd get adaptation from it. Hey, they wouldn't that they probably haven't done because they've probably shot 15 or on

the right 50 in the left. Right. Right. But if you just add that little thing where you have to switch back and forth. Yeah. Oh, someone said, was that the Canadian National Rowing Team? It might have been. Hey, along those lines, you know what's interesting about that is when I think I when Katie Henniger remember that CrossFit Games, but all the workouts were really short and your score was your total time. So, and you wanted the lowest time, right? So if you did one workout in one minute and 20 seconds and the next workout in three minutes, your score was four minutes and 20 seconds and they added up all your times and the lowest time was your score. And I remember her saying that that games was built perfectly for because as a, I think she may have even been drafted to the WNBA, but as a, and I think maybe she was, she's

in the hall of fame at Ohio State as a basketball player. But I think I remember her saying that in basketball, you never go outside the four minute time domain. This is, there's no really point to what I'm saying other than it just is an interesting note because she said in basketball, the longest you would ever be on the court without a break is four minutes for whatever reason. I don't know, like whether it was a TV commercial break or some sort of timeout or whatever. But yes.

So that game is perfect for that's just a side note. Yeah, that was your favorite games, right? Because Katie was there. Oh my God. Katie was there. Oh my God. It was awesome. Were her and Bill married then? No.

Well, I don't know. No, I don't think so. I don't even think they were dating. Okay. Yeah. That was when you, it was like, were you dating your wife then? I was, but when I looked at Katie, I still saw hearts in my eyes. I was like, yeah. Have a good one, I still saw hearts in my eyes. I was like, yeah. Have a good one, Seve.

Good talking to you. Bye. Bye. Think about that. What if I would have married Katie? She'd be poor instead of filthy rich. She scored. The real Kevin, no, they were not married.

Cross fat, I remember Bill on the message boards posting about wedding rings. There you go. Katie dodged a bullet. Sebi, read us the... No. I think I'm mad at you, Trish. Sevan, are you going to Rogue Invitational this year? No.

I don't think I've ever been to Rogue. Oh, good. My favorite kind of show. Lots of calls. I have no plan for the show today. Caller, hi. Sebi, I see you're not in your normal studio office today.

Do you have a pen and paper right there? You could take a quick note for me. Yes, sir. You sound like, are you a private investigator? You sound like a detective. Do I need my lawyer? No, no, no, I'm a second time caller, long time listener. Okay, because you sound like a cop. You're like, ah, Seve. Where

were you at 10? No. Okay, okay. You sound like Inspector Gadget. You sound like Inspector Gadget. I'm sorry. I don't mean to come across that way. But what I need you to do for me next week, write this down. Okay, next week. That Brianna Rooney caller from yesterday was an A plus call.

Can you follow up while she's with that football player and get a play by play of how it's going? While she's at the house. Yeah. Yes. Wow. And then also is a great comment. Should I ask her some tricky questions?

Should I be like, how big is his penis? When really I'm just trying to figure out if she hooked up with him. You know what I mean? Like, just ask her a bunch of questions with presuppositions. I have three daughters, your kids age, and I want you to ask her questions

as if she was your daughter. I wanna know how you would handle it. The comments were saying that I wouldn't have given her that advice if I was... No, it's great advice. Great advice. I can tell you. Yeah, that's exactly what I would say. Okay. To my daughter. Right. And then also, is Greg coming on today? I don't know. I sent him a link. I want my daughters to and my sons, like I want my son to sons or I would want my daughter to interact with super high level successful

people regardless if they made it to the NFL or they were a PhD in mathematics. And I think it's okay to like someone for their accolades. I think it's very attractive. I think like, you know, any girl, I'm attracted to any girl who fucking is pole vaulting in the Olympics. You know what I mean? That's exciting. Or you know what I mean? You see them dancing and that's an attractive trait in someone, right? Or you see them in front of a- Right. Because you know, it took a lot of discipline and you love discipline. Right. And even a great waitress or waiter is attractive, right? They're commanding your

attention. They're up there. They're paying attention to you. Those are all attractive traits. They're cool. Yeah, they're up there, they're paying attention to you. Those are all attractive traits. They're cool. Um, yeah, they're into it. But yeah, but, uh, but, um, I, I don't think that there's any benefit in, um, sleeping with them. I don't, I don't think you capture someone. I mean, and I apologize because you have dollars, but unless occasionally out there in the world, like all pussies magical, but there's some pussy out there that's like beyond magical. And unless you somehow

have one of those, um, right. And it might, and maybe that's not, maybe it's not the pussy that you're referring to. Maybe it is that discipline. And it is, uh, right. You know, it's something else. Right. Okay. And it could be, it could be, but there are those girls that you just will just like, you know, it's something else. Right, okay, and it could be, it could be. But there are those girls that you just will just, like you just, you turn into Lepi Lepiu, like they just, you just start floating around them.

I mean, her mother took her to get a Brazilian and you kind of brushed that off, like water on a duck's ass. Yeah, yeah, and I apologize. That was impressive. Yeah. You didn't even, you look like you didn't even hear it. I know, I know, and you know it. Like is her mom on all fours with her? We gotta know this. I kinda didn't even you know, like you didn't even hear it. I know I know and you know it You're wrong. Is there a mom on all fours with her? We got to know that I kind of didn't like that part. Oh I did I kind of didn't like that. I'm I

You know, have you heard this idea that like falling in love is only a phenomenon in like the last hundred years in relationship to marrying People like basically in our first fucking 99% of our existence as humans, we got married for other reasons besides love. Yeah, or you had, you know, you had a slave you're sleeping with that you secretly loved, you know, that whole thing, that rabbit hole. Yeah, but that too. But I was I was actually thinking I was thinking more along the lines of like people people got married out of, for practical reasons, right? Like, hey, that guy can provide food.

My dad likes that guy's dad. We have two pieces of land next to each other. If we get married, we'll have one giant plot of land. I think that's why people used to get married, right? Just basically set up- Convenient. Yeah, yeah. Or more than convenient, practicality.

Yeah. And now we get married because someone has fake tits Yeah, yeah. Or more than can be practicality. Yes. And now we get married because someone has fake tits and a fake ass and it all of a sudden it makes it seem like that those setup marriages make more sense. Or maybe we're just getting old. No, no, that makes sense. And the reason why I asked if Greg was coming on, if you could just ask him for me if he thinks, I'm fascinated with this right now, for some reason, if he thinks we went to the moon 50 years ago.

Okay. I think his dad maybe played a huge role in the moon landing, so he'll probably have some strong opinions on it. Did you hear what Joe Rogan said about it recently when he had Matt Walsh on? Yeah, I did. That's kind of what, you know, I've heard, you know, I'm kind of with him. I mean, that thing about going, I guess there's some radiation belt around our planet and no one's ever... Yeah, 400 miles away. Yeah, and he was saying that no man has ever gone through it except for people who were on the Apollo missions twice.

The US has gotten men through there. I didn't fact check that, by the way, but he said that. Yeah, that's true. And when you were off in Sacramento, in let's say the house you were renting out a few weeks ago, could you live stream from your phone without Wi-Fi? Did you have good service up there? I think we did, yes. Okay. Could you live stream from your phone without Wi-Fi? Did you have good service up there? I think we did. Yes.

Okay. Well, you know, when you try to live stream something bad service today, it's hard. They live stream that. I think it's the moon like 250,000 miles away. They live streamed it in 1969. Yeah. For us to watch.

Think about that. The other weird thing is is what they I've seen interviews with like a NASA scientist and they're like, Hey, why haven't we gone back to the moon? And they're like, Oh, we lost the technology. We misplaced it. Right. That part, they called them because they called the president. They called the president from a quarter million miles away. And you can sit on my back, but don't tell me it's raining. I'm fine with you peeing on me. I totally am, but don't tell me it's raining. Hey, does Elon know the truth? He does the space. He can't say it because he's got ties with NASA, SpaceX, huge government contracts. So he can't say that. But he can't get there. He's tried. He

can't get through that belt. Wow. What's that tell you today? Think about the technology today. Think just take anything cameras, any technology that's changed in 69 is so much better. Just so much better in the last 10 years. Hey, I went to the room. They still have the, I think it's at Cape Canaveral. I went to that room with Greg where it's still set up where all those guys sat in those rooms in front of those computers, I guess I don't know what they were back then when they did the space mission and the guy who's giving us the tour Greg and I basically said that the equipment in there was like

iPhone was like a thousand times more powerful than all this equipment put together and I swear to God that room looked like a movie set together and I swear to God that room looked like a movie set. There you go. Maybe just brief on with Greg without going too far into it because we want to hear more about fitness backed with nutrition. Okay. Thanks and bye for now. Bye. I need someone to call and talk to me about Barack Obama's real name.

Ryan, what's up dude? I need someone to call and talk to me about Barack Obama's real name. Ryan, what's up dude? Since Tyson Bajan plays with and against the biggest collection of freaks in the world, I'd love to hear him weigh in on the theory about cross-fitters being the best athletes over pro athletes. I think Tyson has said that by far he's the fittest person on the team like by far. I think he said that on the show So well, I'm glad that guy liked that call that call blew me away too. I wish the audio on it was better I wish she wasn't calling from the I calling from the bathroom. Y'all, not a Brazilian, I'm just hairy. It's just legs and pits. She just wants me to look my best.

Yeah, fair enough. I just didn't even think of what a full body insinuated, my bad. Fair enough. Jeez Louise, some people got married for a goat, or two goats, or five goats. I was in Africa in this village, and there was this man. And he was 85 years old, and he had five grandkidskids and the mom was dead. She died of AIDS. That's what he told me.

Or translator told me. And the five grandkids were from his daughter, but from five different men. And his property had three teepees on it. It was just a village just with teepees. Everyone lived in like these, I don't know if they were actually teepees, but they looked like teepees to me. They were like huts made of like dirt and sticks. And when I was there, I filmed with him for a week and then when I left, I bought him five goats. And later, about a year later, I was asking someone about him, Hey, how's that guy doing? And they said he got a wife. He had like a 35 year old wife I'm like, how'd you get that? He goes when you bought him the five goats it attracted a woman and he got a wife Call her. Hi

Hey, you're the knower of all knowledge. Thank you I'm two hours away from CrossFit Crash. Wow. And I want to go to the Crucible. Wow. Whatever it's called. Okay, yeah. But the week after the competition, I'm going to be gone for a week. And my wife wants me to spend time with her and the kids before I leave. So she won't let me go. Who's going away for a week, you or your wife? Me. Oh, and where, can you tell me where you're going? I'm going to work.

So I'm in Tosco, Atlanta, but I got to go for a week in Georgia for a show. So I'm going to be gone. What kind of show? I do agriculture stuff. I sell like autopilot for tractors, GPS systems like self-steering equipment for tractors for agricultural stuff. And how long is the trade show you're going to? Four days. So I'm gonna be gone from Monday to Thursday night. And what about bringing your kids to crash? Well that's what I said. They're two and three. So she's like I don't want to have to chase them around the whole time while you're watching the competition. Well, you're staring at JR's ass. Yeah.

I mean, I'm really going for Colton, but JR's a good look at. Right. And Taylor's all right, I guess, too. Brandon Waddell says, oh, this is great. Oh, Brandon, I owe you a call. Can you tell the caller to rephrase his question that his husband won't let him, since she's obviously the man in the relationship?

Ouch, ouch, ouch. Well, I see that point too, but I like to be a fatherless figure and spend time with my kids and keep my wife happy. Let me call JR real quick and let's see. Let's get a second opinion. That's tough, dude. That's tough. I think the venue is going to be very kid-friendly. JR hates it when I call him and he misses the calls. He's gonna be so bummed if he misses his call.

This is his call. I know, but he's probably coaching right now. How close are you? How close are you? Who's winning? Like if, uh, who's winning the conversation right now, how close are you to going? Oh, it's like not even a conversation. Oh, she's, we were going to Oh, she's just whooping you. Oh, yeah.

We were going to go. But then I got this new job. And as soon as I started, they're like, hey, you got to be gone for a week in October. And I was like, okay, that's cool. I can't say no. I just started the job. And then it just happens to be the week after the crash competition. Do her parents or your parents live close to you in town?

They're about two hours away. Oh, could you invite her mom to the house while you're gone? I mean, I could. Would she like that? Yeah. I mean, I see, I see I see I I totally see her point man. I totally see her point and I'm biased because the thought of Leaving my house for any reason even you know, hey, what about just going there? Would you stay the night there? Would you go there and come back? Just go by myself?

No but like what's the plan with crash? Are you thinking about going for the entire thing or just for one day? No I just want to go Saturday. Oh yeah take the family just one day it'll be fun. Load them up in the car. It's a good experience. It'll be a good experience for your kids. Okay.

Tell her to quit being selfish. Tell her that you're a producer.. Tell her to quit being selfish. It's for the kids. Hey, what about this? This would be crazy. What about taking, what about going there with your kids and then bringing a nanny or her mom or something

or your mom or one of your dads to help you watch the kids? Yeah, my dad would like to go too. I might try that. I'll pull that cord. Is it free to get in? It will be for you. If you come with two kids, it's free to get in. Password, Sevan.

Uh-huh. Okay, I'll go with Sevan. Yeah. Yeah. Do you own a CEO shirt? Do you own a CEO shirt? I you own a CEO shirt? Oh yeah. I have the red one. Yeah, wear that.

You're good to go. You're good to get in. All I gotta do is wear my sell-on shirt and I get in for free. Listen David, he's not a beta cuck. How the fuck would you understand? You don't know anything about responsibility. You fled the country, now you just fled Portuguese women. You don't even know what you're talking about.

You haven't had a relationship that's lasted longer than from 6 p.m. to midnight. Okay, sorry, I just had to fight some people off in the chat, there we go. No, that's okay. I completely understand why I see that, but. That's my proposal that you bring one of the grandparents and you'd be like, you know what?

I don't even really want to go to crash. I just think that you need a day just to chill. Yeah, it'd be a good family outing for before I leave. Yeah, perfect. All right. Well, I appreciate it, thank you. All right, but don't get in a fight with her. It's not worth it.

All right, keep me posted on how that works out. I want to know how that works out. I'll let you know. Okay. Bye Man wants to go to that's a good headline man wants to go to uh, crossfit crash to see colton murton's Um, oh shit, sleeky bring your wife's boyfriend my goodness Uh man wants to go to CrossFit Crash. Wife won't let him. Maybe, does the Crash Crucible have a, is that what it's called? The Crash Crucible? What's the team one called? The Crash, Crash, there's one that's Crash Crucible and there's other one that's called Crash. Anyway, whatever one he's going to go to, I wonder if there's one that's crash crucible and there's other one that's called crash anyway whatever one he's gonna go to I wonder if there's a web page and there's like a help section and there's like a question on

there what should I tell my wife if she doesn't want me to go oh crescendo is the team one thank you yeah he needs a he needs a page on his website that that should be that's looks like it falls under the guidelines of the PFAA. How do I go to events without damaging my relationship? Holy cow! Welcome to the Live Call-In Show, carried by the callers today. Caller, hi. Hi, I'm Devin.

Hi. Nice to meet you, Devin. I'm Sevan. Oh, this is Sevan. I thought this was like a pre-person that like screens him or whatever. I'm a little behind on the video, sorry. No, wouldn't that be cool if we screen someone? Suzy used to say we need a screener.

I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? We can, we barely can run a show. You're just right on it. Yeah. Oh, answer it and let say we need a screener. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? We barely can run a show. You're just right on it. Yeah. Oh, answer it and let's go. Let's roll. Yeah, talk to me. Talk to me, Suzy. Cool.

Seven. Devin. Devin, Devin is seven. Perfect. So, I've only been listening to this great call-in for like a month now. Okay. Owned an affiliate for quite a while now.

And one thing I was thinking of- How long have you owned an affiliate? 10, we just hit 10 in August. Congratulations, are you the only owner? No, it's my wife's gym and I work for her. I mean, we opened it together and she runs the show. Oh, you're gonna get ass pounded in the comments. I'm sorry I asked that.

By that I mean, has your family, I mean, have you and your wife owned this gym? Has there been any other owners or did you start it from scratch? No, we started it from scratch. Okay, so a real tender. Open the doors. Okay, okay, okay.

In what state? In what state? You don't, you sound smart. Western Oregon. So. Oh, and you sound gay. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, I know, right? Yeah, okay. No, actually we're in. OK, go ahead. I know, right? OK.

No, actually, we're in a really cool little community. It's almost like a conservative safe haven in the craziest state you could live in. OK. It's a really great little community. Anyway, I love listening to Greg. And I think one thing that would be really helpful is, you know, when I listen to like a BSI talk or a lecture he's given or a call-in, he's always mentioning like, oh, I've

been reading this, I read that, and he'll drop the names of these authors. Or even like a couple weeks ago, you guys, you were talking about Roger, Roger Kimball. And so I started listening to Roger Kimball, I'm like, man, this is all amazing stuff. But I'm always like kind of picking through the weeds and looking for these authorities that you guys are excited about and listening to. And I feel like, you know, I got to like, watch an hour and a half lecture to like just pick out an author or pick out a paper or something and then go find it. Right. It'd be great if somehow there was like a, what's Greg reading page? You know, or what does he like?

What's influenced him? You know, as someone who is excited about BSI and whatever MetRx is gonna be, or Metfix is gonna be, I'm happy to read. And it'd be really cool if that was something that was curated, you know? You guys have already done the work of like deciding like what's a good source, what's a bad source, and I think people are hungry for that. At least I am. Let me call Suza really quick. That is a great... and he has... he's built Hey, what's up? We're live on the air

Hey this this guy's asking he'd like there to be a CrossFit Greg a Greg Glassman a reading list Would that be something that he could find at? What's the name of your media launch? We can try and pull them together. But not of Greg. That's already been done. There's already the Glassman files on BSI and all that. One second, Suza. Go ahead, Carl.

Not necessarily of Greg, right? We already have all the things he's written to the journal. It's all really easily accessible.'m interested in like who is he reading or who are the BS people reading? so Susie he wants I'm confused. Okay Susie I'll get back to you on that but I think that that would be do you like that idea Susie? Yeah, all right. I'll get back to you. I have to flush this idea from this guy. He's talking to me about nuances. He wants the list curated to something specific. Let me figure out. He's an affiliate owner in Oregon, what do you think? What's the first thing that pops in your mind? Blue hair. Say that again?

Blue hair. All right, I'll find out if he has blue hair. Thank you, Suza. Bye. Do you have blue hair? There's not a lot of blue hairs where I live, but I know what you're talking about, and it is true in Oregon. Yeah, even the Trump shooter had purple hair. Yeah, right. Okay. So what's what exactly it don't you don't want the you want to be the list of books?

Greg's currently reading Currently reading has read you know when it when he gives a when he gives a talk He always just dropped all sorts of names of authors and scientists and who he likes and who's like on the pulse of going in the correct direction. And it's really hard for the normal person to like, you know, get through the weeds. And I think we're pretty good at critically looking at our sources. But if he's already done the work, that's like just way easier, you know? Okay. All right. Yeah. I'll do my best. That's a great idea.

Hey, if you are interested in going to the Scottsdale event in January, you should contact me in December. Okay, cool. It's in January? Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's gonna be in January. I know he's going to Morocco and Costa Rica and Switzerland, like between now and the event.

But I have to assume it's going to be the two-day event and hey this first event is going to be equivalent to like being at a CrossFit seminar in 2001 like one of the first ones this is gonna be there's gonna be a group of us who are gonna get to see this seminar when Greg does all the lectures and it's gonna be like some Steve Jobs shit it's gonna be incredible I'm excited I'm gonna put it on my counter I'm gonna contact you all right counter. I'm gonna contact you. All right.

And you can bring your wife. Do you have kids? No, no kids. Been trying for a couple of years. It's like a goddamn part-time job. My mom sent me an email once on how to have kids. I didn't open it. Maybe I'll forward it to you.

Yeah, send it to me. Okay, okay, I will. All right, thank you. All right, thanks, Yvonne. Bye. All right, bye. All right. I should go. Bye. All right. Bye. All right.

I should go back and open that email. I asked my wife last night, I'm like, when are, when, when, when, when do we get to stop using condoms? She's like, I just don't want to have kids. I don't want her to do anything stupid either, like put in an IUD or fuck that. I don't want, I don't want, I don't want anything to do anything stupid either like put in an IUD or fuck that I don't want I don't want anything touching the magical pussy. Call her. Hi Hey, come on. It's Andy Handel calling. Andy! Man, I love the show. CrossFit Charlotte home of Kil Taylor Unfortunately, Andy has raised the rates on us for doing the show there. We need to talk about that.

That sucks how much you're going to start charging us to do the show there. No, never charge. I never charge. He upped it to $10,000 per show. You can be honest. It's going to go on my charity ride here in three weeks for the Navy Seal Museum. Oh! Not a bad cause, right? Yeah, crazy. Yeah. Hey, you want to hear something really crazy?

Yes. A week and a half ago, let me guess, you still use condoms too? No, no. We had, we, me and my wife, we had our second kid and I went to, and you want to know the name of my urologist? You're ready for this one? The name of my urologist was named, his name was Dr. Stopp. Oh, that's amazing. Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah, never make your wife go on any medication that could do that. It's much easier for the guy to work on birth control than a female.

Okay, perfect. Thank you. Solid advice from one of the true OGs, not the word we throw around lightly. Okay, so tell me, you're going on this bike ride. We're going on this bike ride. I just want to remind you, but anyways, a week and a half ago, my gallbladder decides to rupture. Oh. Is that crazy or what? Yeah. I want to say my wife had her gallbladder removed before it ruptured. Did you have your gallbladder removed? No? You didn't have your gallbladder removed? What did you have removed? No, I want to say my wife had her gallbladder removed before it rubbed. Did you have it? No, you didn't have your gallbladder removed?

What did you have removed? No, I did. It just seems like a common surgery though. Oh, no. Oh, my wife had her appendix removed. Right. That too. Yeah.

Do you need your gallbladder? Well, it kind of stores bile in this for like for fat to digest fat properly. But you just don't have to store it. You'll still be able to digest your fat intake. How did you rupture it? Dude, I have no idea. I came home from the gym, you know, I did my time and did a workout, felt great.

I about five o'clock at night, I started having these like, below my sternum was all this cramping going on. I felt like a gas in my digestive tract it was really kind of getting painful and my wife was like, you know, sure he has the scare for my heart attack and She's kind of like I'm taking you to the hospital. I'm not going to the hospital for indigestion. Yeah So, you know a couple hours later, I'm still having the same pain. I'm like, well, this isn't right. So, hell yeah, go in, appendix,

or I mean, my gallbladder ruptures and they gotta take it out, you know, kind of crazy. So, but anyways, you know, you were, the reason I guess I called is, you know, you were talking about sports and CrossFit. First of all, in any professional sport, these are amazing athletes. I'm around football, so I can't really speak for every sport, but I specialize in football. There's just amazing athletes.

The guys that play on the field, they don't even go in the weight room. I mean, they don't need to. I mean, that's just genetically superior people. Right. It's, like me, you know, I was a free agent, a walk-on and all that stuff. So I lived in the weight room, just so I compete with guys,

just to compete with those guys. But I had this gentleman named Will Johnson, he ended up playing for the Steelers for about seven years. He graduated from West Virginia and he couldn't, he wasn't drafted, he wasn't draftable. And he came into my office and I said, well look, if there's uh, you know, if you want to do the West Virginia workout, I mean there's a hundred guys in town that'll do you, do that with you. I said, but look, I'm a cross-fit coach. I'm going to tell you why you're not making an NFL team right now. Because you can't, and he was like a full back slash

tight end, like an H back. I said, you're not good enough right now to be able to make people miss you at that level. You were great in West Virginia because you could just run over people. In the NFL, you can't do that. And so he just wasn't nifty enough. And what I mean by that is, he was great with a barbell, but he didn't have the

gym, the gymnastics skills, that makes sense. You don't have a gymnastics skills, which means you gotta remember when you go on a football field, you can't take the barbell with you. All sports are about body and space. And in the gymnastics and to be able to put the gymnastics with the running with the lifting as we do in CrossFit, he was, um, he was taken as a free agent and he played as a free agent for seven years in the NFL. That's amazing. And you're, and you're, and I'm not, I'm not saying this, uh, um, to be a dick or anything,

but you're taking credit for that, that you brought CrossFit and the gymnastics component to him from CrossFit. And you think that took him to the next level? Yeah, because he couldn't, he couldn't, he couldn't, his body, he wasn't good enough in space at the NFL level. It was good enough for college football, but not with the best of the best. Is he still playing in the NFL, Andy? No, this was some time ago. It's probably

about 15 years ago, but he played seven years and he's been like a strength coach ever since and kind of stuff like that. But again, if you don't do gymnastics as an athlete, you know, it's like, I forget, there's a guy who used to play for the New York Giants years ago. He really played for the New York Giants years ago. He played for Tampa, he's a defensive end. And there's a video out there, he's 6'7", you know, 275 pounds, and he does 23 back handsprings in a row. Wow. Okay, and what I'm saying is, and you got to block that guy? Right. You want to block that guy? It was amazing. He used to say like Julius Peppers, the defensive ender play for the Panthers, he was an amazing athlete. He played basketball at UNC. And it's like, how do you block a Julius Peppers?

It takes a Julius Peppers to block a Julius Peppers, if you know what I mean. Yeah. That's why the offensive tackles are getting so much better, because they're blocking people like that. Hey, a really quick back to your gallbladder. Are you still doing the ride? You know, I just saw the doctor and the only threat of it is that they take that stuff out of your belly button, you know, so they cut that pretty wide open. So you just got

to be careful of having a hernia. But you know what I mean? The bike rides, yeah, long story short, I'm going to do the bike ride. I'm going to have an e-bike around just in case because half the ride is because of me and I can't, I mean I got to be there. You know what I mean? Why? Did you organize this event? No, but it's kind of like a redemption ride where you know, Annie's coming back from his heart attack three years ago you know on his deathbed the whole thing and I'm gonna speak on behalf of your wife. Why can't you do it next year? Because we won't be doing the Natchez price next year. It'll be something else

All right Yeah, it'll be something else and you know know, I'm going to be super careful. Like I said, I'll have the e-bike. How long is the ride? It's like five days, a little over 400 miles. Yeah, I don't think you can be careful on a five day ride that's 400 miles. I don't think that's possible. But it's not a race though.

I mean, if we go more than 15 miles an hour, average more than 15 miles, you know, pretty casual, right? I mean I did 30 yesterday. Are there hills? No man, it's like the Mississippi, it follows the Mississippi. Alright. You know it goes from Natchez, Mississippi to Nashville. I think the total elevation is like 700 feet. And how do you, how do people donate money to this? It's a fundraiser right? Yeah right now it's for me you know because there's about a dozen of us half of the guys are at Seals the other half guys are like me raising money and

it's in you know my Facebook page Andrew Händel and it's on there but Navy and you can go into and it's trying to think the name of the ride is something about Trident my Trident earn your Trident so earn your Trident. Do they have a website your trident it's called earn your trident do they do they have a website yeah so it's just the navy seal museum website and then you go to the uh go to the earn my trident and you'll see pictures of like 12 of us or so and then i have my own personal you know page for me you know my story uh i think earn your trident bike ride national Navy UDT each rider will commit to raising at least fifty five hundred dollars for the Navy Seal Museum Oh, I found it. I can't believe it. Yeah, you're in this picture

My well not that picture right there was last year's I was three years ago So that's the end of the bike ride. I was I didn't make it to the end You're not the guy from second from the right that really buffed dude So that's the end of the bike ride. I was I didn't make it to the end You're not the guy from second from the right that really buffed dude I don't know what you're looking at. I have no idea. What color was your helmet? Do you remember is it yellow? Yeah Yeah, I think that's you Oh, okay. That might have been that was the beginning of the ride 25 26 miles later. I had my heart attack God that must have been scary as shit.

Dude, I didn't know what was going on. I was exhausted. It was like people asked me, how's the guy? You know, I mean, that goes into my whole description of a heart attack and trying to help people. I don't know if we have time for that. But yeah, it was it was weird. It was not true.

Like, I didn't have pains in my chest or my arms. I just felt really tired. And I laid down on the side of the road and a couple guys passed me up And I'm like, yeah, I think I'm okay a couple more guys passed me up I said now I think I'm in trouble the guy that comes up to me is a retired doctor or a priest Wow, so he yeah, he could either He's like a dad he could either take you to God or fucking take you to the hospital, save your life or put you into the next round. Yeah. Yeah, we went to the hospital first, but that was good.

Did he read you your last rites or anything or start talking about God? I don't remember anything. That was the last time. That's my last in my memory for five weeks. Wow. Yeah, I was in, they took me to the local hospital, Moray County Hospital. They tried to put Stinson and I flatlined every time and they just said, well, if we keep this guy here, he's dead. So they put me in an ambulance and set me up to Vanderbilt ICU and they put me on an ECMO machine right away. So that's like 50 50 coming off of that. Wow. You know, five days later, five days later, open heart surgery, art and the

heart wasn't coming in. So they went today or never open heart surgery, had septus kidney failure. And then they don't even know how long I was dead for in the other hospitals. They have no idea where I'm going to be cognitively. So, but here I am, you know, so it's a happy, it's a very happy ending. So very lucky. I love a happy ending. Hey, what were the chances, so they were considering doing a heart transplant? Yeah, there's no heart for coming in.

So you could have ended up with someone else's heart. So it actually worked out for the better that no one's heart came in. Right, yeah, well, yeah, I guess so. I mean, I don't know, You know, it's five days later on it. You know, ECMO, that ECMO, they're only good for about five days and then your giver, they call you a giver or a taker. So you're taking somebody else's stuff or you're giving up the rest of your stuff.

ECMO machine. Extra-corporal membrane oxygenation machine is a life support device that takes over the function of the patient's heart and lungs when they are too weak to do so on their own. Oh god that sounds scary as shit. Yeah, Spencer was there, you know, and the family was there. You know what I mean? It really was, and the thing is like for me, it wasn't really about me, it was about the family. They're the ones that are going through everything. I'm the guy that just kind of, I'm out of it, you know? It's crazy how well, we saw you do a workout the other day on Kill Taylor and absolutely destroy it.

It's crazy how fast you got back into shape. Yeah, you know, it's the only thing that saved my life. You know what I mean? I tell people, you know, my motto is be hard to kill. And I, you know, I got Pukey the Clown. I got Pukey the people, you know, my motto is be hard to kill. And I, you know, I got few key to clown. I got few key to clown with the, with the stitches down the chest and above them, it says be hard to kill. And it's for, it's for anybody, you know, for us normal people and in normal everyday living, you know, and these things happen. I mean, you

have a better chance of survival. I mean, that's what crossfit is. I mean, it's like, like you said, it's like, you know, get off the couch, get off the carbs, you know, put yourself in a position where you can survive COVID, you know what I mean? Or anything, a car accident, you know, gunshot wound, whatever it may be. A night at Pete Diddy's house. Wow. That's crazy. I don't even want to go there.

I want it. I don't even know. I don't even want to go there. I don't even know. I don't want to know. Did he? Do you know what Diddy? Yeah. Okay.

So I don't know how involved you are, but you know that he was having some wild parties and people were blacking out. Yeah. Well, it sounds like a couple more people are coming up with these wild parties too. So. Yeah. God, it's so exciting. Yeah. So what a fun world.

Some people, some people are going down. It's a part of life that nobody knows about. And I'm coming out. How long have you had your gym, Andy? Uh, 20 years. Wow. Yeah. Pretty close.

And, um, and, and, and how close is Taylor losing his job? Is he, is he, is it day to day? Is it touch and go? Why would he lose his job? I don't know. Just cause he's fucking wild. He's a mad man. He's going to buy this and he's going to buy the gym.

Okay. Good. All right. Yeah. Yeah. It says Jim, it says Jim, Jim, the buyer, you know, and, uh, yeah,? And yeah, he's, he does, he does a great job. Yeah, so. Hey, he loves you to death.

The only time I've ever seen him ever take offense is when anyone cracks jokes about you and he'll yell at us. He'll yell at the group of guys that are for a little fraternity. Like, fucking Andy's off limits. Don't fucking talk about him. Like, dude, we talk about everyone.

I don't give a fuck. Jesus Christ you got daddy issues buddy. Yeah I've earned a little bit of uh. He loves you man. Congratulations. That's a great uh what a great testament to your character and who you are and what you do for people. When I see someone like Taylor love you, that means a lot. Yeah, he's good. He's had some tragedies in his earlier days. His dad died at a pretty early age for him. He was a teenager. His dad died. I went through a rough patch there, but for him to be, for anybody to be able to climb out of a hole like he did and make the best of your life and be the

person that he is right now. I mean, it's just, I mean, that's a great story. I mean, it really is. Yeah. And, and I kind of feel like a father to him, a father to him. So it's nice to watch him and learn how much he's grown, especially just in the method. Not just working out, but understanding the methodology of CrossFit and looking at the part where it's like, you know, where we're helping people not just get ready for a competition, but you're getting ready, you're helping people get ready, get better in everyday life, you know? Someone wrote in the comments, he's the son that Andy never wanted.

Andy, are Spencer and Taylor friends? What's Spencer think about Taylor? Yeah, he loves them. I mean, he's, you know, he's, Spencer's on his own journey where, you know, he works for, does the programming for CrossFit on that team. And, and, uh, so, you know, my kids aren't coming back to take the gym. They're off on the bigger and better things.

You know, that's, that's okay. No big deal. But, um, yeah, he likes Taylor a lot. Yeah. There's no doubt about it. He, he, he definitely wouldn't. It's interesting when he comes into town and he comes in for a workout it's a throw down you know what I mean? Oh yeah Taylor wants to get at it with him and

Spencer wants to get out of Taylor. Yeah well you yeah they're both they both aren't giving up you know what I mean? Yeah they want daddy's favor they want daddy's favor. Yeah one of them's gonna get to eat at the dinner table one of them them is going to be at the small table. You got it. The kids table. You know that when you went to Thanksgiving when you're little. All right. Stay in touch. You got me really nervous about this whole bike ride thing. Yeah. You know, it's still three weeks away. So we'll see. I'm going to be riding the Concept 2 bike in the gym and seeing how

I feel and everything. and we'll go from there All right, cool. Well, i'll see you saturday on the show. All right. Oh you are you oh, oh, yeah Yeah, what's the workout? We already know it. Uh, you have more insight into that than I do You're right. I do Yeah, man, I love the show uh glassman all that stuff, that stuff. I keep in touch with him. I've been trying to get out there to Scottsdale so many good damn times for his lectures and stuff. Hopefully in January. Yeah, stay close.

Hopefully in January. That's going to be a great reunion. There's going to be a lot of people there, you know. I'm going to send him an email and see if I can get in on that one. Yeah stay in touch with me I'll make sure I push you up to the front of the line. Thank you Sivan. Alright brother thank you for calling. Love you guys love the listeners every day. Bye bye. I want to I want to uh I already had two coffees I'm spun up I want to, I want to, uh, no, I already had two coffees. I'm spun up. Uh, I want to act casual and be like, uh, Andy Händel called into the show, but I can't, uh, what a, um, that's some crazy flattery.

Holy shit. Uh, I have such crazy respect for Andy for him to call into the show is nuts. Nuts, nuts, nuts. That is nuts. Wow. Probably be high all day from that that was Andy Handel who called Spencer's dead yeah yeah he's great what had that some I with zero humility I'll ride that one all day holy shit I'm humbled by you calling no I'm not I'm like fuck yeah I'm the shit that's crazy Wow let me see what's going on with Greg

Uh, we don't have internet. Fuck the house line is, Oh, Oh, Oh, let me see what's going on here. Kathy. Hey, how's it going? Holy shit. Oh, Craig wanted me to call you. He doesn't have internet and they had a scheduled outage in Santa Cruz and he went to, um, Starbucks and they don't scheduled outage in Santa Cruz and he went to Starbucks and they don't have it either. Okay I'm gonna send him a phone number right now. Okay I don't know if he can get text he's like acted like he's well I called

him I was like hey are you coming on the show and he's like I don't have internet and he asked me to call in. Okay God you're sweetheart thank you so much for doing that. How are you doing? I'm great. I'm great. I'm enjoying your podcast, by the way. I listen every week. Oh my God. Thank you so much. Are you going to be running the affiliate department for BSN? Man. Oh man. Where do I apply? Oh my God. That would be amazing. I know, right? I want to hear about this. I'm excited about it. Met fixed until... Yeah, tell Greg, put in a good word for me too. I want to be the media director.

Sounds good, Debbie. Alright, thank you. Okay. Kathy Glassman, at the helm of Growing CrossFit, one affiliate at a time, shared a... came out of the same vagina as Greg Glassman. That was Greg's sister. What a powerhouse of a woman. She's as smart as Greg, but she's even got more wit. Wit? Is that the word? Is wit when you have a good sense of humor that's sharp? Is Wit when you have like a good sense of humor that's like sharp?

Yeah, witty. Thank you, witty One of the wittiest people I've ever met in my life. God. She's fun to hang out with Yeah, she's fantastic and never wanting the limelight either such a cool lady If you guys have never met Kathy Glassman and she ran the affiliate department And managed the herd grew the affiliate department worked in charge of the fastest growing fucking chain in world history and managed the flock that's crazy yeah he has Starlink that's a good point I wonder why his Starlink isn't maybe he'll call in we can ask him what the fuck's up with his Starlink that's a trip.

It sounds like something happened to all the internet in that area. Crazy. On this table? No, that would be weird. My wife, why? You know when you love someone to death but then they ask you a question that's just absolutely wild and crazy. She just asked me if the kids could do their schoolwork on the same table I'm doing my podcast. I'd rather have you diddle my butt with a dildo than share the table with the kids in

a podcast. So, man, all sorts of people aren't believing in the moon landing now. What if someone from the government said, I wonder who it would take for people to believe it? Like, who for people to believe it. Like who would have to say it? What if like Kamala was like, so I want to release a bunch of things and get the world grounded. We actually have never been to the moon. The CIA killed JFK.

What, what if she, like how many things would people believe it or would everyone be like, no, we did go to God. It's so weird. No, no, no. My to God. It's so weird. My goodness. Oh my goodness. Wow. Wow.

Listen, if you're going to call and do that, don't hang up. I'm not going to hang up on you. I am very interested. That was a Kamala voter. You should have just stayed on. I would have I want to know how you got like that. Crazy. Stanley Kubrick knows.

Oh, you want to know what phone number that is that called? I wouldn't do that Call her hi Hey, oh my goodness, just just stay on the line. Don't be scared. Let's discuss Let's discuss Let's discuss your your your issues your perseveration your Your your your your issues your perseveration your your what's funny is you can tell that's a white guy right Ryan Clark that was Ryan friend hey dude I'm gonna be very very honest I could see calling into your show when I'm 12 years old and doing that, but as a grown man? No, that was not a, someone said was that a N-bomb. No, that was

not a neutron bomb. That was an affectionate term used between black men in the artistic community. There was no discussion of any violent behavior. Crazy. That was Greg calling actually. Oh my goodness. Yeah, you're welcome, Pat. Yeah, that was just, um, that was a guy just summoning Jody Lynn. I will screen calls for free. 49.99. You just paid for my coffee for my entire vacation. Thank you. It's awesome. Vacation. Can't believe I used that. Oh, that was Dawn Fall. So we have three choices. That was Greg, that was Brian Friend, or that was Dawn Fall. Oh my goodness. Caller, please don't hang up. Please don't hang up. Listen, let's talk. Can we please? Let's talk for a second. Please, let's talk. Let's me and you just have a little discussion really quick. Can we talk please just for a moment? I'm so

curious. Your spiritual disposition. Do you believe in abortion? Are you a Kamala voter? Are you Kamala Voter? Oh man. It was Tommy Marquez. It was George Floyd. It was Mike Alpen. It was Fikowski. It was Shane Orr. Do me. Now, this is racism. Actually, it's not racism. If you want to be completely fair, completely honest. It is not racism. Hey.

Hey, Greg. Hey. Was that you calling on another phone number? Yeah, I was trying. Oh, no, I'm joking. It was someone who called in and was just saying racial slurs. I've been trying on myself. Oh, where are you at home?

Yeah. Are you like standing on one foot holding a clothes hanger so your cell phone works there? I'm on the landline. Oh, so it's working. The landline is, yeah. Hey, don't you have Starlink? Yeah, and I couldn't make it do. Isn't that weird? Did you think it's because of the fog? I don't know, but my Starlink has never been even DSL good. Right, right. So good. Right, right.

Right. So you know what, this is my fault. I was told it was a scheduled outage. Oh, like what they tell you that, hey, your internet's gonna be down. For how long is it down? I don't know, Mark said we said something that maybe until 10 or 11.

Oh, okay. Hey, did you know Andy Handel had a heart attack? Yes, I did. Yeah. Wild. He called today. He he's so excited about the BSI stuff. He's he's um, by the way, a bunch of people have been calling me now, all sorts of, uh, flow masters and, uh, from the past and trainers, all sorts of people are DMing me that want to come in January. That thing's going to be crazy, dude. Yeah. I mean, here it goes.

I almost want to keep my what is science separate from the broken science thing. Just have its own, its own. I think it requires a little more sophistication that you wouldn't associate with an academic product the way that the rest of the things are promoted. Fair. I don't mean to derail you from that thought, but last night I was doing a show and I was thinking, is this going to be very similar with the organic growth of how the L1 did?

You're going to give one, it's gonna be two days, then a month later you're gonna give another one and it'll be 50 new people but people who want to come back and just walk or stand in the back and listen again and then before you know it. I would really know any other way to do anything because like if I do one and everyone's like, yeah that was cool, if I shake the hand like you don't hear anything it wasn't that good you know. family and you don't hear anything it wasn't that good you know yeah i mean the l1 you never put an ad out for an l1 but you just did the first whatever shit load of them all by yourself and just kept refining it and then finally people in the audience were like hey i can do one of those lectures and you're like all right give it a right? What are the first things that happened was that I asked Nicole to demo.

And then Dave says, why don't I help set up a, you'd be right on bad after what is sitting with every time I can set that up and then you can talk to, I'll help you, you'll let me come to another one. Dave was a volunteer. And then, and then who did you give the way the very, who away the very first lecture besides you? Support for today's episode comes from Oneskin. Did you have a little too much fun this summer? You know what I mean, a little too much time in the sun.

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Yeah. And I would let it, first of all, you got, you got like movement parts. Okay. You've got press, push, press and jerk. Right. In the breakout groups? Yeah. And then I stuck to like, what is fitness, what is crossfit and nutrition, right?

Yeah. Yeah, and then I stuck to like what is fitness, what is crossfit and nutrition, right? Yeah. And so, and then finally people, I think it was maybe even at the level of like, I don't know, I can't, you know, Dave would remember that for sure. Because truth is, that's towards the end of my seminar ring and the start of it. I remember one of the first times that you didn't, that you went for, we were at the, uh, a gym in Scotts Valley and I was there filming it. It must've been 2006 or 2007 and you went and got a coffee or something.

You left the venue for a second and and and it was like fucking crazy you know what i mean it was like oh shit and then there were like you know the hundred ducklings there right and they had never been there without you you went and got a coffee i remember it was like this huge thing like holy fuck greg stepped away from it to get a coffee or a tea i mean a tea but but i sort of like that's how I imagine it. People keep asking me how they can be involved. I'm like, Hey dude, I would just go to every single one and start fucking learning the shit inside out. And then next thing you know, you'll be giving one of the lectures somewhere.

Yeah, I think it's that easy. Because I can't do it. I can't do five hours of lecturing on Saturday and Sunday every weekend. Jason Pratt, Sevan, I think he means Greg, how do I get two tickets to see Greg speak in Arizona in January? Well, we gotta start taking names. I don't know what else to do. Guys, you have to wait till December before you start asking me those questions or asking

Greg because we need to pin down a date. I will say this, I can't speak for Greg, but obviously people like Andy Hendel who've been around for 20 years, I would guess would get priority or people like Graciano who've shown the chops for it or any flow masters or any anyone who you know there's a lot of people out there especially in the Santa Cruz area who basically learned under Greg or trained at his gym. Here's the thing he said, if like we're looking at the weekend of January 10th, fingers crossed go back to the builder and the superintendent.

Yeah. We just want to make sure that that was that Friday wasn't the builder and the superintendent. Yeah. And we just wanna make sure that that Friday wasn't the day that the floor got painted, you know? Oh, right, right, okay. So it's gonna be tight, the timeline. But I think they'll do anything for me, even move some of that stuff around. But if like somebody's flying in to paint

their basketball court stripes, I don't even, I don't even know how any of that works. Right. But I know last time John Schultz and company were more than accommodating and tearing down stands, creating a walkway from the new house to the old and all that. God, I'm so excited about this.

It all feels so familiar to me. Yeah. And born out of something, I don't know, something similar. The talk that you gave in Boston, would you say that that was like trying to condense all ten lectures into one or sort of like a preview? I was just kind of balancing all of the map. More so than even CrossFit. I don't know what the elevator version of this looked like. I used to say that if someone asked you what CrossFit was, you'd tell them what it was. Constant, very high intensity functional movement, what they'll have heard is nothing. Now once you're doing it, you know, constantly very different every day, you know, functional movements, I know what those are, right? And I sure know what high intensity is, ruin my shoe. And, and before that, you just don't hear anything. And so my thing was, you know, what are you doing Monday?

I wanna show you. It's that way with the results too. So help me God, your blood pressure will come down, your triglycerides will come down, your bone density is gonna increase, your lean body mass will go way up. You know, did we say anything like that to any of those people that were there in the basement? No

Well, we said if you're the last person who would ever do cross it we want to meet you And we and there were no promises No promise now they come back plus my blood pressure is down and you get that surprise It's a weird thing. I mean, it's not like it's not what you get at the Jason Evans sales academy, you know, but it's the only thing I really know. Produce the fucking goods and then deal with the people that get in line. Is there a what is science lecture? Yeah.

And the, and the flow of the thing is this. And this would be the introduction of what I'm telling you. We're going to start off with a bare bones, but wonderfully accurate, enormously precise, but super curse. It's going to feel like a skeleton because it is, we're going to hang shit on it as to what science is. And we're going to explain that this was taken from science that works, not science that doesn't. Okay? And then we're going to take that very definition and we're going to start looking at a whole host of technical and philosophical problems. The first one we visit is the demarcation problem. And you look that up and it's been central to philosophical dispute for

3,000 years. Well, if we look at our skeleton of what science is, we have easy resolution for that. Easy. Take a 3,000 year old crisis and settle it right now. The thing, the demarcation between science and non-science or science and nonsense is the predictive strength of the models of science. Is there a metric to that one? Like astrology is only right 10% of the time and astronomy's right 94%. Well, for sure. In fact, your predictive strength is suggesting a probability. And in fact, what you have is a quantifiable demarcation, interestingly enough,

which is one of the four wonderful advantages of predictive strength being that validatingating this number two, the single space of validation for scientific models, their predictive strength. And that comes bounded between zero and one. So, Wendy, the next thing you want to do is, what would happen if you got demarcation wrong and in fact the academic philosophers of science did? Popper, Kuhn, Bayer, Abba, and O'Connell.

They got it exactly wrong. And we have to thank for detailed understanding of that, painful understanding of that from David Soap. And from there we take a step into Reif, who just brought up the idea of probability. Let's talk about a conditional probability with a simple, simple notion that is. And in Chapter 10, in the last piece, the point is the implications for education. And we can make that abundantly clear in this fourth step, looking at conditional probability, what defines a conditional probability, what they would define the conditional

probability and then it just gets beautiful because the rest of the lecture you could actually pull off with reasonably bright fourth graders. And yet the misunderstanding that comes from not knowing the difference between or knowing that there is a difference between the probability of A given B and the probability of B given A. And by the way, this is where a chalkboard just works magnificently because you can draw a thing called a Komagorov drawing of the probability of A given B and the probability of B given A. And even the kids in the fourth grade that aren't paying attention can look up to the board and see the difference. And then you get to look at what happens when you confuse that difference, and we get into

things like the prosecutor's fallacy, misinterpretation of lab clinical results. I mean, it's a Pandora's box of tragic thinking that results from that confusion of the inverse, it's called. And there's no need for it. And this, in fact, should be part of every fourth grader's education. It is criminal to not be able to... Once you taught someone what three-fourths means, they take three out of four and talk about that as a probability. And what is the numerator and what is the

denominator? On and on. It's fun. I think we can make each lecture about 50 minutes long, I think, and leave you with something deeply profound. More importantly, there's an interdependence to the lectures that completes a skeleton, and at the end you have more than a skeleton sense of what science is, but you'd also have a, a just as important as sense of what science isn't. And I told you before, and everyone, the motivation here in part was to give people a, a, a words of Dean smith at oxford in in 1914 primary purpose of education is to detect

Um, he said he said the primary purpose is not the sole purpose of an education Was to detect what a man was talking rot And I I that that is the problem of our age Chronic disease is a subset of that. It's sort of a course in telling, there's so many ways to couch it, but to tell, it's a lie detector test, whether you could use it on yourself or on other people. Yeah, I would accept that. Maybe more so as a simple course in basic thinking, starting where I think the greatest advantages of people have been taken due to their inability to

think. And if you don't see the replication crisis as a true crisis, as a genuine intellectual problem. And let me couch it like this. We still don't know what of pre-clinical oncology and hematology published is bullshit and which isn't. And this isn't just across the board. I'm talking about within what are called landmark or foundational study. It's been known for what, 15 years, 20 years, that they're almost all bullshit, but we don't know which one. I would ask, is that a science? Well, in our framework, we're going to learn that science is source and repository of man's objective knowledge? That ain't that. That is not source nor repository of objective knowledge. It's a pile of bullshit that looks like science. Why is it important?

All cancer treatments are based upon it. And if you need the importance of that, explain to you. Not my audience. Rob will do that. Hey, hey. You know what's fascinating about that too? So the greatest tool we have that I think most people are used by and don't use is the brain. And it's a it's a unfucking of the brain.

It is the tools. It's an there's an out of this. It would be a shame for anyone not to take this. Well, that's that's kind of well, I mean, if you're going to walk around, I'm going to do you know, go with the business. I don't know what the audience? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. If I were the only person on earth, I would do this and put it in a can somewhere. Right. Hey, here's the operating system for the human body, and now here's one for the brain. Here's one for the hard drive.

Well, my tenth lecture is a conclusion. It's the path and plan forward. How do you build on this? Because you could. There's an opportunity here for a lifetime of learning. And there's a discipline There's a discipline deep within this, and it's recognized or not. We were musing that the endpoint starts to look like, and this is the problem we have with placing guys like ET Jane. It's kind of like a Claude Shannon. What do you call the geniuses in information theory that radically transform our lives? Everyone would stand up and applaud electrical engineers that made MRIs and you know what

I mean? It's a fascinating thing to be in this space. But really what we're talking about is the optimal processing of incomplete information. The efficient, effective, and logical systematic processing of uncertainty. And that's been figured out. They got figured out in our lifetimes. It was lost during our lifetimes. Wow. It's just a fascinating story. But we have the university to blame for going wrong. The replication crisis is a university's problem and it's in the primary sciences

where the research science is. Hey, do you know what you're saying basically is people go to school to get educated instead they get retarded. I don't mean retarded like in the third grade use of the word, but I mean it like it retards your growth instead. Like it fucks you up. It's like going to the eye doctor to get your eyes fixed and instead of fixing them they fucking scratch your cornea. Yeah, you have to go get a degree so that you can understand without a life full of doubt that it was worthless.

They want you to believe imaginary bullshit. I mean, that's really what it is. It's like going to school, like Harry Potter school and leaving there and being like, okay, I really do believe in Harry Potter. You can be fully indoctrinated. And what I'm doing with my children is if they were to go to school and become indoctrinated, I think they'd come home and it would wear off.

You can't have read the fatal conceit or the robust system as a youngster and ever be an honest socialist. You'll be pretending. Now is that an indoctrination or is that the nature of an education? I think I think the indoctrination and propaganda largely involves teaching bullshit. Look at the past. Here's what we did. There's no difference between men and women. Okay, this is in the 80s. Right.

And to not get us in a fight with your liberal aunt Helen at the Thanksgiving table, you just kind of roll your eyes and chuckle. You know, you let it go. Right, we're all equal, you know? And then if you thought they weren't, the next thing it that becomes tantamount You're saying women shouldn't be electrical engineers and you said nothing of the fucking kind, right? Right. And so just to keep civil we get there's no difference between men and women

well The next generation since there's no difference I could be a man or a woman And the next thing we know is we have medically prescribed Jen a genital mutilation as surgical art Full-fledged insanity Full-fledged insanity. Full-fledged insanity. It has all of the logic and charm of

bariatric weight loss surgery and cutting off hands for thievery. Hey, as you describe all that, I can think of examples of how that happened to me in my life with simple ones, the not wanting to offend Aunt Nancy, you know, at the Thanksgiving table. Oh yeah, we all have. We all did. The whole fucking world did. You made eye contact with the person at the table that knew that was a load of shit that

people tell themselves. But I actually started to believe it. Like we had an Oriental rug in my house as a kid and then all of a sudden one day it wasn't okay to call it an Oriental rug when I always thought that that was a marvelous word that we perspective this rug that my great grandmother brought during the genocide to the United States. And then all of a sudden it became wrong. And like, I believe wholeheartedly that women and men were equal.

And I, you know what I mean? Like I was like, yeah, of course, of course we're equal. What we call black people changes every 30 years. And if you don't change too, you must hate them. Right. don't change too, you must hate them. Right. And what they call each other isn't the thing that we could call them. Right. And somehow anything you do to an Asian is okay. And if I would have said, if someone would have said men and women are equal and I said no, but women can have babies, someone at my dinner table would have rolled their eyes at me

yeah and now you get an argument well and now it's to where you said it is now there's people who true even though when I was a kid no everyone would have known that that what I was saying was true but I still would have been shit on for it But now there's people actually who are trying to argue that men can have babies I've read more history in in Reading just one book and they aside did take at me but I've fallen to this Victor Davis Hanson the end of everything and It it gives an appreciatingciating detail, the fall of the fall of Carthage, driving me to the internet.

It is the most depressing, savage, brutal. I mean it's just full of so many horrible things you couldn't make movies like this because it would be overwrought. I mean, I just can't, I absolutely cannot believe the state of man. And just if he even thinks things are getting better, we lost more people in World War II than all the wars man has fought prior combined. So we had better at it. And the selling of women and girls into slavery, the raping, the castration, the killing of all boys, anyone of fighting age, sending old people out to the mines. I mean, that's just how it's done. That's just what happened. The idea to think that your children aren't going to have their lives destroyed by war, man, that's like based

on what hope is that. Just you're saying looking at just looking back at history. The current history, a little bit back, farther back, go farther back, keep going back. History seems to start with war. It's all we've ever known or done. It's a distinctive feature of human beings. Trying to eradicate civilization. As distinctive as procreation. There were people pushing for that at the end of World War II. For more war? To kill them all.

Don't finish until there is no German civilization left. Hey, they lost 24% of their land mass. I mean, it was very much a Carthage-like situation. They had caused two horrible fucking wars to the worst the world has ever seen and in less than the space of the generation. I highly recommend the book. Oh, please. Oh, great. It's an amazing story. I was telling Emily this and she says, yeah, my mom read that shit to us. And her message was, that's how the world is, wake up, you know, get a grip. I'm like, okay, I got that.

You're one of the most positive, optimistic people, like I know, like that's not a fair characterization. You don't sweat the little things. And so shit can be falling down all around you and you seem to stay calm. But the other day you're like, oh seve I go what you said I'm reading this book and it made me a little worried for my kids and I was like, oh god I'd never heard you say anything like that

Made me and I saw you carrying that book around and the title scares me What is it the end of the world or how things end of everything? Yeah, the end of everything I'm like, why has he got that? I want to be an ostrich and put my head in a hole. Yeah, we told Will yesterday, we're watching the involution of a civilization. Y'all got front row seats. I mean, that's kind of, you know, be your own historian. What's that mean?

The involution like, like the society eating itself. Collapse is kind of going into the falling into its own sinkhole. Look at what's happened with, with just the sense and value of freedom of speech, free speech. of just the sense and value of freedom of speech, free speech. Hey, people have to be, people have to be silent to keep speech free is the new logic. We have to put someone in jail so they don't get elected to protect democracy. Isn't that beautiful? Isn't that a beautiful construction?

It's, it's, it's, you, you sound bat shit crazy, but it's where we're at. It's, it's like it's an observation. That's what I'm hearing. That's the argument's an observation. That's what I'm hearing. That's the argument I'm hearing. That's the intellectual argument put forward. You're not just hearing it. You're seeing it put into action. It's everywhere.

It's everywhere. And these are the same kids that couldn't point to the Middle East on a globe for $1,000. What do you think? I'm going back to that quote you showed me the other day about we were trying to build a civilization here in the United States that had maximum tolerance. And what that means is that we're

going to have people within that civilization who try to live with maximum intolerance. Yeah, yeah, as you get closer and closer to maximum tolerance, become you become more and more vulnerable to those whose ideology is no tolerance. So is that an unachievable? That's an intolerance. So that's unachievable unless you're going to maximum tolerance, like, tolerance, complete tolerance is unachievable because then you just end up with like people normalizing shit like pedophilia like i just saw a video today where

they're trying to argue that there's a difference between child molesters and pedophiles and one of them is okay and we have to accept it i'm like what the fuck is this what is one one thought and the other deed? I think that's... I honestly need to go back and watch it, but I started having like... My brain got noisy as I was watching it. I was like, God, this is really where we're at. You think it's possible... So it's not possible to have a maximum tolerant...

I guess that's where values... Look, you know, who is more tolerant of anything and everything than we libertarians? I don't care what you do behind the closed door, as long as it's all voluntary, right? doesn't involve minors and I'm kind of out of philosophical nature and in character disinterested. You know, it was like stay out of my bedroom and out of my wallet and everything's going to be fine. Right, but now there's a tolerance for property destruction, stealing. I think the direction ideologically is involved in the abolition of all private property. Say that one more time about the abolition of private property. I think that where the ideology takes us, what it professes, what it purports to deliver us to

is a state of no private property. That's interesting. It's all common, we share. That was the World Economic Forum's line. You'll own nothing. That was Klaus Schwab's line. You'll own nothing and you'll love it. That's right, that's right.

Maybe we're gonna have a plan where we have a neighborhood car when Joe's not using it. Carol can. It works so perfectly. No single-family dwelling. I mean, there are people moving towards that. I don't want to mention any cities, but you know, we've traveled a lot giving seminars. I've been places that are not second or third world places, big, big cities where doctors don't own homes. homes It's Philadelphia someone in the comments that Philadelphia had a big riot yesterday Yeah, I don't know Wow and someone brought a flamethrower to it really yeah Elon Musk said it looks like a scene from the Joker

remember the during the zoom calls were kind of in the midst of the pandemic when I was saying that you should run for governor, we should all welcome governor of California. Yeah. And what he do instead, he left the state. I'd like to see a huge investment in water cannons, like a massive investment. Savvy, you're talking about for rioting? Yeah, just for any, like just. Nothing beats the Borble train. I agree.

Borble would be a hundred. The Kenyan Borble train. Remember that thing? It was this big truck pull and all these trailers and each trailer had like four Borbles in it. When it came to the top, all the doors popped open. There were 6200 pound dogs. It was just200 pound dogs. They would just like it's an amazing thing

And in the videos we watched they were sticking them on cops that were dressed like rioting villagers And of course they all had dog suits on right? These dogs would just go to town. I Don't understand how there's any tolerance for attacking, for destroying police cars. Those belong to all of us. That's our money. It's burning down the Black Man's Barber Shop.

It brings a tear to my eye. I'd rather you burn down the Congress. I'm tripping on that stat, by the way. COVID basically destroyed small businesses owned by black people. Four hundred and sixty thousand small businesses. Would you say it's a fair thing to say that it was Democrats who were pushing the COVID agenda more so than the Republicans closures, the masks, the injections. It gives light to the expression of Black Lives Matter. If you can't care about that in a big way, you're a piece of shit.

And if you can't care about it because it's Black-owned businesses, I'm going to call you a race. And then the same thing in Ferguson. Most of those businesses burned down were black owned businesses and yet supposedly those riots were to, as Kamala Harris would say, it was just their expression.

They needed to keep going. Some of those people stood there and fought to protect their business and were stomped to life with. Do you think it gets worse or eventually some I mean look there's some states where that shit doesn't happen that shit won't happen in Florida or Texas they'll take a stand and the police will fucking fight back. You think California that can never happen in California? The police they'll ever be a time where the police like fuck it we're done.

They'll start empowering the police again I don't know if they'd be a call calls. I have to guess what's gonna happen in elections and That presumes that I have what I have to have some kind of confidence in the process Even if I knew where the population was divided, does that mean the vote would reflect that? I'm told so often that the election was installed, but I presume it has to have been. Right. Hey, let's say even if Trump works.

I find it now plausible that everything that the Democrats say is a lie. Every single fucking thing. And as soon as you don't believe they're pack of lies, you're a conspiracy theorist. We have to figure out where are we in terms of the population, I told you, we have, I have a family that didn't know who RFK was, that he was running, knew that there was a Kennedy that was shot. This is someone, this is someone all grown up, childbearing age, who weighs in on all issues. How could you not know? Wow. Isn't that amazing? Well, I don't know.

I think you'd have to watch CNN pretty closely to know that RFK was running. Right, right. I mean, they went out of their way to not talk about them. Look at the coverage he gets. It's as bad as the coverage Elon gets or Trump gets. Did you see, by the way, even though RFK destroyed Robert Redfield, the former CDC director, in his book, The

Real Dr. Fauci, he endorsed Trump. He wrote an editorial in Newsweek Magazine today saying that he was endorsing President Trump because Trump was going to restore American health. That's the director of the CDC. This is Redfield did that? Yeah. This time or last time? This time.

Pretty amazing. He offered a few things that suggested to me he wasn't the worst of the batch. Didn't he early weigh in on the on the Wuhan origin? I think so, yes. He was like, wow, okay, well, thanks for that. Oh, shit, him and RFK had lunch this week. Wow. And he said, he said, quote, you got everything right.

He said that to RFK Jr. in the lunch. I'm reading I'm looking at the story now. Wow. If that's true, that makes, that makes, uh, uh, voucher war criminals. Hey dude, we just saw, we just lived through a genocide right before our eyes and no one even knows. Yeah, he doesn't care yeah doesn't know doesn't care yeah Seeing if I can find the actual article Wow, and he was a proponent of the vaccine in 2021 Redfield, but now he's flipped the script.

He's saying, R.F.K. You got everything right. Wow. Very consistent. I'm anxious to share that with you. This was yesterday? Yeah. This is published September 24, 2024. What's today?

Today's 25th. Yeah. I'll send you a link. That's a pleasant and mild surprise. I'm going to see if I can find any direct quotes from him. I can't tell this article is written so weird. Kennedy is right. All three of the principal health agencies suffer from agency capture. A large portion of the FDA's budget is provided by pharmaceutical companies.

NIH is cozy with biomedical and pharmaceutical companies. And the scientists are allowed to collect royalties on drugs. The NIH licensed to pharma. And as the former director of the Center of Disease Control and Prevention, CDC, I know the agency can be influenced by special groups." I can't see who that's a quote from. Was he also the former, was he also, was Redfield the former director of the Central Disease, CDC?

Yes. Oh, I didn't know that. Wow. Yes. Oh, I didn't know that. Wow. Wow. So I was, oh yeah, this whole thing is written by him. That's why I can't figure out the quote. This whole thing is written by him. So wow. Okay, sorry. Sorry. Go ahead. While listening to Tommy Seyfried this weekend, and it's amazing how things hit you on different levels like Will's in his third, fourth, fifth reading of Giger Ender and it becomes on low hypothesis-significant testing and it slaps them harder in the face on each read. And I told you I found some old notes of mine where I was just kind of mapping the shift

that comes from the mitochondrial burnout where you go from oxidative phosphorylation to burn ATP to produce ATP to a substrate level outside of the mitochondria and the cytoplasm where we have a substrate level phosphorylation and fermentation process. And that being basically the hallmark of all oncocells, more common than any kind of nuclear variants or mutation. And so any of these revisiting, it's kind of a hat now, but it's cool. You can find places in Wikipedia where it's kind of words a little bit out, right? Yeah, like in the field of glutamine inhibitors and look down at the notes and you see some of the

Research and treatments that we funded but No one's going to stand up in any kind of commercial environment and say sugar causes... Tell the truth that sugar causes heart disease, it causes obesity, it causes diabetes, and long-term leads to cancer. No one can really say that. And not because it's not true, because it is true. Listen to these experts on nutrition talk and wait for them to say something about glycation, production of uric acid, uh, fructose, sugar.

Are they gonna? They're not gonna. They're not gonna. You're gonna hear about seed oils, genetically modified organisms, you're gonna hear about pesticides, everything, everything, calories, everything but sugar. And the more you talk nutrition, and the more you're proven to not go down the sugar road the better funded you're going to be and Coke will pay for you to just talk your brains out if you don't talk about sugar. You can go where anyone else is off. You can talk about meat. You can talk about

pesticides. You can talk about seed oils. A favorite is highly processed foods. Highly processed foods. Jeez, no one wants highly processed foods. It's all bullshit. Don't forget about the microplastics. Oh, and there's microplastics. What are we going to do about them? I thought nanotechnology would be able to swallow something that ate those and we shit

it out right now. But remember nanotechnology is gonna change everything for us. Crazy. If you're not talking about sugar, you're either part of the problem or you are the problem. Meaning that's the voice of Coke, Pepsi. Support anything except talk about sugar. And in the toxicity of it, the impact of it across the population is so pronounced that all those other things, problems or not, we will not ever have accurate assessment of them until we fix this first problem.

That's the nature of the scale of it. With an A1C of 14 and weighing 450 pounds, I'm not gonna be able to measure the impact of microplastic or seed oil on your ass. Now, who will say that within the CrossFit community? I answer the question. Nobody. Not officially. They can't anymore.

Let everyone figure out how that happened. You should get Dr. Michael Norton's book, different subject, but after listening to Dr. Powell, is it? Chris Powell? Palmer, Palmer. Palmer, Palmer, Palmer. What's the name of the book? Tell me the name of the book? Tell me the name of the book. Beyond Prozac by Dr. Michael Norden. He was a psychiatry head at UCLA and was a pioneer in clinical uses of Prozac. And in this book that came out in January of 96,

he said that the most effective clinical treatment for that is you've got a two page list of shit, where the pages face each other. And I need to use a dictionary on all of it, just about. Like I didn't know people lifted their out, you know? But of course it's got a Greek name, Just about like I didn't know people with their out maybe you know Of course, it's got a Greek name because people been doing that forever but Anyways, dad's thing right, but he says the most effective treatment today to send his own diet

developing Dr. Berry soon and then he Delivers a cross the glam and base theory of Mental disorders He delivers a prostaglandin-based theory of mental disorder. I'm still, I listened to another five hours of the Real Fauci book yesterday on my drive down. Crazy. I didn't finish the book. I couldn't. Yeah, you don't need to. It's the same thing over and over. Right. But it's still. Like I get it. Yeah. Like if I'm a juror, I'm ready to vote. Yeah, it's it's here's the thing. It's so brutal what just happened. And obviously, right, it's all if it wasn't real, someone would have sued him, right?

Oh, I mean, he goes, he goes scorch on everybody. I had, I had to do this. I'm like, I've read federal grand jury indictments that read that for it, we took a federal grand jury, but I went back and checked him out. I'd forgotten what his background was. And he was a prosecutor. So he got, got a little trouble with the law. He's a good dude.

I have immense respect for R.F.K. Jr. Jake Chapman, please tell me R.F.K. Jr. doesn't read the audiobook. No, it isn't. Be nice. Oh, that would be something. Hey, I want to tell you something. And I mean this with peace and love.

I've been watching more and more R.F ever since he doors Trump and if you watch him at 1.25 speed or 1.5 speed it's it's it's perfect it's like I'm completely into it I've no it's good he has Parkinson's right yeah he's all juiced up. He looks good. I wonder how, I have to assume he's on TRT or something. I mean, he looks jacked out of his mind. And he's so happy and positive.

Hey. Yeah, just the right combo of peptides. There you go. Hey, what about this event? So tomorrow I'm gonna see you. I'm coming up to, I think Sarah's picking me up at two. Yeah. And we're headed up to Malibu. Do you know what lecture you're giving there? No. Okay. Yeah, you have, what a true recommendation. I like the one that you gave it at the, in Boston.

I thought it was amazing. Okay. How much time do you have? Four to six. Oh, two hours. Wow. Yeah. I like all the stuff where you explain something I can't understand, and then you give a metaphor or simile or an actual place I can see it in the real world.

Then usually I grasp it for like two minutes, then you move on to the next thing and I forget what I grasped. But after hearing you do that a hundred times I start to grasp them. I was moving in this direction before I derailed myself with my own aside, but where this ends, that plan and path forward, the tenth chapter, the tenth lecture, and implications for education. Each of the...except for the introduction and the conclusion, the other eight chapters Pretty technical and rigorous formal would even be a good word, but maybe most important logical philosophy of science very much leading to fundamentally ET James and probability theory as a logics, as an extension of logit.

And so that kind of is something that you would imagine if you had to, like where would that be taught? Because it's clearly learned and there are people in the AI world, for instance, have learned this shit, almost entirely, in fact. But what this looks like would be a philosophy degree offered from the physics department at Cambridge. Imagine that. Yeah.

The current philosophy of science makes physicists laugh. engineers find it every bit as absurd as Marxism. And that is the popper-kuhn fire-out of Locato's denial of induction and the attempt to base science on deduction. And it's a toxic allure of certainty created a profound mismanagement of uncertainty. And while that was going on, a handful of physicists, people in information theory, and some more physicists did the work and developed a comprehensive inference scheme that's inductive. AI is one of the fruits of it. But there's a new one of my sections is a new pantheon. Popper and Kuhn and with Carlos and again, they went to deductive this route.

That's why that's why we have the frequency of statistics that denies the probability of a hypothesis even has meaning. And what's so sad about that is it doesn't have meaning shit. It's the sole space. It's the single space in which science finds validation. And we've got a school of statistics that's been in power a long time that says it has no meaning. And guess what?

They produced a bunch of science that lets you say it has no meaning and that it won't replicate. Dude, you take a phone graph record, you break it in half, you put it on the platter and spin it and it doesn't work. That's what we got. And I think I can teach that to grade school kids. I can get you on the path to seeing that in vivid detail in the course of the 10 hours on a weekend, where you go home and you just do the rest yourself, kind of like the level one was on the fitness.

Nobody went to the level one and got fit immediately. No one left fit. But what, a million people became very fit afterwards. Right. And then they told another 10 million people. That's the hope. And you know, I'm the guy, I don't believe in mass conversion events. No one's going to fix what's wrong, I'm saying. Right. Excuse me. Everything is wrong is wrong on purpose.

What I mean is the most horrific facet of something like, like, like, uh, uh, creating Memorial Hospital using radiation to treat a breast cancer where it's known to have never worked. Took years for the good doctor that came in charge of oncology there to get that, to get that removed. I forget his name. I feel bad. Great. Well, Otis Brawley. With a B. It took years to get, to get profit ranked lower than efficacy in chemotherapy for cancer. Years it took. It was an uphill battle.

I'll tell you exactly what happened when he leaves. Look at what the heads of Emily was bringing up. Wait, wait, what happened when he leaves? They bring what the heads of Emily was bringing up. Wait, what happened when he leaves? They bring it back? They bring it back? Oh, I would assume so. I just assumed so.

Remember the guy at Grady? What was the hospital in Illinois? Not Peoria, what was it? Our little community hospital. They built a gym and created all kinds of health and I was so excited. Yeah, there's a city in Atlanta with the same name. That's how I always remember it. The hospital was, they had all the doctors and nurses and everyone doing crossfit and people outside the community and the families and every doctor had some great story to tell

across the board of how important this was. And I was asking Dr. Smith, isn't this amazing? And he actually grabbed me by the lapels of my jacket, gently pushed me up against his free. And he says, I can fucking bankrupt the hospital on the farmer alone. Don't think this is winning me anything. I was like, wow, and they guess what they did, they got rid of him. Oh, shit. He told me what he told me what he needed to do with the people that were for the bottom line, what he needed to do, what the people that were, for the bottom line, what

he needed to do was get like 100 treadmills and set up a post-MI kind of heart rehab program and the government would pay for the whole thing. Instead, what he did was he built a gym and eradicated disease within a whole bunch of the medical staff. He came to a hospital like that where it was actually living healthy and demonstrating it How do you like that? I could bankrupt the hospital on the farmer. We've got pharma savings alone Like he was pissed at me Yeah

He's a business man. You were fucking up his business. If I had dead in his car, I was sure an ass-beating was coming. This is a walk through the woods from the hospital to the gym. I was so happy. This is the greatest thing ever. We can do this at all the hospitals. Wow. You know what that cardiologist said? That's unbelievable How about this, you know, everyone everyone was happy except the CEO Otis Brawley, he's a black guy. Yeah

Great writer cancer really cancer, cancer, really brilliant. There's like a third generation black position from the Chicago area. Initially, I think. Yeah. University of Chicago. How we do harm. Right. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. My memory works better when I don't have internet. You're just talking on the phone? Yeah, I just got to do it. I just got to come up with it, you know? I know you... How we do harm.

Is that event tomorrow open to the public? You probably don't even know. No, I don't think so. Oh. Yeah. No, there was limited space. I mentioned it on your show and I think Mike Gadale used it. Oh good. It's $3,000 a ticket. I told him to do what you wish. Is it actually at, is it where I think it is? I probably shouldn't say but... Yeah, yeah.

Okay, all right. We got a history of talking there yeah I've been I've seen you do a bunch of talks there maybe there's overflow you up to Pepperdark all right I'm going I wish I you, my hope would be that I could get someone to engage me on science. Oh and from the audience Yeah, I would like to hear like a like bears out, you know the guy that he Debunked bad science and he has that thing in real clear science. I think it's Alex there's a and He explains in there that consensus

is at the heart of the scientific method. I mean, it's just unbelievable. It's so perfectly fucking wrong. It's the straw man I would build to make my case. It's the perfect expression of exactly what's wrong. And it's still up. And he goes on to explain that if you want to learn more about this shit, go to Thomas Kuhn. What is the article again called? Where is it up when you say it's still up?

What is it? It's on the subject of, remember that solar system that has consensus at the center and you have experimentation. It explains the scientific method in terms of its consensus being part of it. It's a real clear science and I think his name is BERZOW. First name I believe Alex, I think I have that right. What's Bill's last name for me again? BERZOW. There it's Al.

A B-E-R-E-Z-O-W. Okay, got it, got it. Oh, consensus. Oh, got it. Consensus is part of the scientific method from 2006. Yes. You would like, we need this guy. It's the most amazing thing in the world. I he does the right thing in giving Kuhn credit. I would also credit Popper and the rest of what Dov calls the irrational. So basically, practically speaking, it all the scientists get together and there's a consensus that I am a woman, even though the science shows that I am a man, I would be

a woman. Outside of all facts. What happens is that when you remove predictive strength as the determinant of validation in a scientific model, here's what happens. We have no rational expectation of replication. We've lost objectivity. That's where the source and repository of man's objective knowledge. The objectivity is gone. I no longer have clear demarcation between science and non-science.

Did this guy actually write? Oh yeah, this guy is a moron. Even I can catch this. Wow. Well intended. It's such a wonderful work. Remember when I picked two articles out of the off out of the, uh, off the net, um, on the overhead press and held them up with examples of like how training gets a bad name and wrote a journal article on it. Yeah. And it turned out and they, they, they weren't, they didn't even know each other, but they were both personal friends of Lisa Ray. Oh shit. Were they in the audience? No, no, no. I just found this shit on the net and look at this guy. Holy cow, you can get someone killed. How about this one? You know?

And I would think the overhead squad's dangerous when you don't know how to teach it. dangerous when you don't know how to teach it. Yeah, this guy lacks... this is incredible. This guy lacks precision in his use of words also, this Alex guy. Observations no longer make sense. Predictions weren't coming true. Hypotheses were shown to be wrong. Only a new consensus could pull it all back together. That's how science works. Scientific method produces consensus. That's pure Thomas Kuhn. That's his paradigm shift. It's ordinary science until something amazing comes along and then we get a whole new shift, a whole new paradigm. And what's very clear about Thomas Kuhn is that he mixed sociology for epistemology. His logic and his sociology become one and the same.

And it's just garbage. As different as the major players in academic philosophy of science are, different as Pomper is from Kuhn, is from Feyerabend, is from Lakatos, and as much disdain as they may have had for one another, they are united in their denial of induction. They all took Hume's inductive skepticism and turned it into denial, and it's a fatal flaw. And academics love to make distinctions between them, but it's kind of like, you know, talking about how important it is to not confuse John Wayne Gasey for Jeffrey Dahmer for Charles

Manson. It's like, come on, you know? Whatever their differences are, their penchant for mass murder is enough to hold them in common. And again, that's the quest for certainty. And it starts with Popper's demarcation of falsification. That's the greatest unforced error in the history of intellectual thought. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I hear a child in your background. That's I, I've taken over the, it's 9 15 a.m here and I've taken over the main room for two hours and 15 minutes. Kill it. Love you and I'll see you tomorrow.

All right. Hey, thank you for calling. Thank you for using the phone to call in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I had the number, I would have done it sooner. All right. You demand, Greg. I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll talk to you later today. All right. Bye. Bye. Greg Glassman. Andy Handel. Who else called him? Will Plummer. Affiliate owner from Oregon. Andy handle Who else called him will plumber

Billion owner from Oregon David we'd in the comments. It's greatest show on earth, man There's someone up here who's like What is it just some guy named Jason Plummer or something? Where's that comment? He's like, if there's a horse and a donkey and they're fighting each other with an elephant and a puppet show and everyone's watching and distracted and then meanwhile your wallet is being stolen and blah blah blah. Okay, okay, okay. Where are you sitting that you're seeing all this? That's what I want to know. Okay, okay. Where are you sitting that you're seeing all this?

That's what I wanna know. Can you tell me where you're sitting, where you're seeing all this? What's your perspective? What ladder are you standing on? Don't tell me how smart you are. Both parties are doing the same thing. You're just being played.

It's a distraction from blah blah blah. Okay, okay, cool. So you got a good seat. But where is it? Where is that seat? What do you see? No, I'm not grumpy at all. I'm fucking pumped.

I'm in a great mood. What are you talking about? I've been having a blast today. I'd like to get some consensus on that. Or the other, uh, does anyone else think I'm in a bad mood? I'm in a great mood. Oh yeah. Don't forget the racist called in.

Uh, no, that wasn't a racist. That was a black guy actually. All right. Love you guys. Talk to you later. What is today? Today's today, Wednesday. I'm not sure what else is going on today. It looks like, um,

it looks like Russell burgers coming on this week. So today was Greg Glassman. Okay. We did that. Oh, tomorrow. Dane Donaldson. Oh, tomorrow's story is going to be great. I met this guy at the CrossFit games. Tomorrow's story is going gonna be a wild one Tomorrow story is gonna be a wild one strap in And then Friday Russell burger awesome Wow cool week wait don't hang up yet 30 more minutes guys. No, I gotta go. got to pee. And I've taken over my house. I'm just in the kitchen here.

Kids are avoiding coming out here. And I got to take them out. All right, thanks, Ken. Good to see you, Jeffrey. Good to see you, David Weed. Good to see you. Uplift Mark, good to see you. Heidi Krum.

Oh, that's funny. I was just asking on the drive down. I was like, huh, I haven't seen Heidi. I just tell my wife I haven't seen Heidi in the comments a Lee Anyway, uh, I'll probably come on tonight. Hang out. Probably go for a long walk with the kids now Catch a brush up on my P Diddy. Maybe we do another show. Did Diddy do it tonight? I Gotta get Andrew on to I want to talk to Andrew about some shit. All right Love you guys severe and Kelly Thank you so much for the song

What a cool song you guys made I absolutely loved it Absolutely fantastic Oh, you've been in France are you getting getting railed in France? Did you go there with a dude? Mr. Kelly, maybe I'll see you tonight or tomorrow, Mr. Kelly. You pop up everywhere. All right. Great seeing you guys. I'll come on tonight. I can't because I'm probably gonna go have a Bloody Mary now. If I come on tonight, that means I'm gonna have to work out really hard. Maybe, but I'll have to work out really hard. Sober myself up or something.

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