The Sevan Podcast - How to GROW the CrossFit Games

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm so annoyed by this do you think it's misinformation if I tell you oh my god I saw fucking red Ferrari speed down the street at 70 and It was going 60 and you find out later. It was a red Lamborghini is that misinformation oh no Or even if it was I go dude. Holy shit I just saw fucking Ferrari do 70 in a 25 a red Ferrari and then someone's like hey, dude You got a stop line like what are you talking about? He goes it, a red Ferrari. And then someone's like, hey dude, you gotta stop lying. Like, what are you talking about? And he goes, it was a red Lamborghini, stop lying.
Starting point is 00:00:29 You're just emotional. Oh, you're retarded. I'm retarded? The person who's looking into the type of car. So look, I reposted this story about the Oregon fire trucks being held for emissions testing that were on the way to help California fight the fires.
Starting point is 00:00:44 And this girl goes it is Misinformation they weren't held for emissions testing. They were held for safety inspections But they were held the same thing Exactly, why are you fighting with this person? I'm not fighting I just don't just look at your screen and there's a laundry list of blue lines Yeah, that's towards the camera right now. Look at the blue Taylor wrote. There's so much blue. Yeah, well look.
Starting point is 00:01:08 You are fighting. No, I'm not fighting, I'm driving a fucking point home to a retard. You're educating. Have you ever tried to teach somebody who can't learn? Or a retard? Yeah, I do it on Instagram all the time. You think they ever learn anything?
Starting point is 00:01:23 Yeah, they learn not to fuck with me Name one person you've ever educated Hilar I educate them and not fucking DMing me. Hey, you know what? I saw this guy on the news today on Fox News They were interviewing and he's like our government's supposed to take care of us and he's all fucking pissed off. I'm like Who in their right mind? After what we just went through with COVID thinks that the government's supposed to take care of you. Half of all small black businesses in the United States went out of business during COVID.
Starting point is 00:01:56 That's wild. Yeah. Yeah. After the firefighters are definitely not putting out black people's homes. After the, after the fires started happening, I bought a fire. I bought a fire extinguisher fire extinguisher. Yeah. Good call a fire. I bought a fire extinguisher fire extinguisher. Yeah. Good call. Yeah. One fire extinguisher. Big one.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Motherfucker. I wonder how many cross fire extinguishers up this like the day code up to code. Yours is. Yeah. It's like you work at the fire department. It better. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Good point. But no, ours was like the building owners. We have one at every single exit and entry point at the gym. I go to affiliates and I check their fire really? Yeah. Yeah. We get out all up to date. We get ours replaced every, what is it? Every year, every two years or three, whatever it is, they just kind of do it automatically. So they show up and well, switch it out. Same with AEDs. Like how many CrossFit gyms you don't think ours is up to date? We had an AED. Yeah. Battery was dead. Nice. They got a nice shelf life on him. Why was your battery dead? You use it and charge it. You're not supposed
Starting point is 00:02:51 to have to charge it, dude. That's a janky. It was like a Chinese. I'm pretty sure I should have it. Yeah, I have it. What, what's it take for people to realize that the government's not going to save you? Like what like How is covet not enough dude? We just learned about it You know what I was thinking to you by the way, which I don't want to push off topic But what happened to kovat? It's gone right but like completely I mean, I mean for me it depends if you go in libtard neighborhoods Maybe not all the retards still exist because they wear their fucking masks and still believe the vaccine
Starting point is 00:03:24 Dude, um, it goes back to what we learned this weekend with Greg. What do people crave the most and what gives them the most comfort is certainty. And so I feel like when you have this entity that's taking care of you or you see if you feel that it should take care of you, it feels like there's some sort of like certainty behind it. Safety net. And it's just an illusion. But that's why I think most people.
Starting point is 00:03:41 It's what the plants crave. The government. Pull this government. Helpful comment up by Jeff Baker. Uh, he, if first one, yeah, that one, that one. And then the next one, he goes at Jeff, uh, but hold NFL playoffs are on and y'all are discussing politics. Next comment.
Starting point is 00:03:57 You're watching us. We're not even talking about politics, but he's watching us. What did he say? Get your T levels checked. Jeff, you watch other men fondle each other and get excited over it. And you're asking us to get our T levels checked because you want to watch big muscular men chase a ball around. Wow.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Fall on top of each other. Yeah. I looked at the stats on the podcast earlier and, uh, what a douchy percent of the watchers are from what a huge percent of the watchers are from Europe 58% of our watchers are from Europe. Oh because of nighttime just a seven podcast. Yeah, it's all in Europe Oh, but these should these not late night shows if they're watching the NFL playoffs in you know, why it's for though Because we're the only source of truth they can access They can't get anything true over there online
Starting point is 00:04:45 the only source of truth they can access. They can't get anything true over there online. God, this thing in the UK, are you following the story in the UK with the fucking Pakistani fucking rape gangs? Tell me about it. I don't know anything. Can we call them rape? So maybe we don't get dinged for the first 30 seconds? Pakistan? These immigrants, these Paki immigrants, there's shitloads of them and for fucking the last 20 years they've been taking white girls between the ages of 10 and 14 and grooming them and raping them by the fucking thousands dude.
Starting point is 00:05:14 And the government's been suppressing it and hiding it because they thought it would be as they're Muslims, it would be Islamophobic to charge them. It's fucking crazy. Elon asked the prime minister of the United Kingdom to step down. How did that go? Wow. I think he's fucking, probably freaking out. This can't be a real story. Dude, it's so real, dude. It's beyond comprehension, dude. And hey, it's a complete class thing too, because they viewed the white girls as less, a lower class and that it was okay to rape them. The articles on are fascinating. It's in all over mainstream media.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Check out, yeah, look, it's just look it up. UK rape gangs. Oh, this person says not a conspiracy theorist. Seve? Yeah, he's probably just trolling to get a rise. He's just trying to get a rise. I'm going to say I need to see it happen. Yeah, let's pull up an article. Like see it happen. Yeah, let's pull up an article. Like see it happen. Like just like the process of it, right?
Starting point is 00:06:10 The act. Hey, remember I told you our YouTube video. Taylor needs to see a Pakistan. You know what I'm saying. Like I told you, we're going to make the world's greatest YouTube video and prove that the earth is not flat. We're just going to travel around the world,
Starting point is 00:06:23 Taylor and I. Yep. OK, here. Hillary, look. Elon Musk joins call for Rotherhom sex abuse scandal inquiry. Elon Musk has joined calls for fresh inquiring to the widespread child sex abuse in the United Kingdom a decade after it first came to light.
Starting point is 00:06:38 The thousands of children have been victimized, all young white girls, English girls, of what are now being termed rape gangs, and one of the most sweeping sex abuse scandals in British history Wow, dude it this story is wild dude and the parent even the parents knew As you dig into this you won't even be able to get your fucking head wrapped around it I'm not digging into it. It is it is brutal, dude They go into the details of how they would go by their house
Starting point is 00:07:04 Ask the parents for the kids the kids would come with them the groom girls as young as 11 or sex would they do that? Why would they be sure here's a kid? How would they do that? I can tell you this dude. I can tell you this When I have daughters if me and Lizzie have a daughter and anybody touches that daughter I'll put a fucking bullet in your head In Rotherham alone around 1400 girls were abused a further 1000 were victimized and tell for well hundreds of perpetrators were identified across the country I Would fucking kill someone hey, dude, and these are like these are like Paul These are like people politicians and like I thought you said they were Pakistan people who yeah But they fucking they were also politicians or people who hold status in the community
Starting point is 00:07:44 People who yeah, but they fucking they were also politicians or people who hold status in the community It's wild and here's the Britons prime minister this fucking guy. I Think Bobby smokes was one of the young English girls who got fucked by the Pakistanis Close comment up You can read that from there. Yeah, Bobby smoke. Yep I was one of these 11 year old English girls who got victimized by Pakistani rape gangs Sorry to hear that Bobby smokes You believe everything on the internet don't you oh because I believe this story now, I believe everything on the internet Bobby I believe you're a real moron. You're a person sitting in your mom's basement with
Starting point is 00:08:26 a bong next to you. This is too absurd for me to believe. Bobby! Yeah. I don't believe it. What do you think is more real, that or Trump getting shot? Probably this. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Okay, so I found this article that was saying the exact opposite of what you were saying because I was like trying to source it for information. Of course, this is just a quick skim but the title reads the right is trying to rewrite history with it with its toxic rhetoric on Britain's rape gangs. Oh and then as I scan down it's just a bunch of information talking about like this history and stuff and then it tried to give statistics on the different victims that had occurred and the people doing them and then it goes through the all this thing and then it all, and then at the end of it, it says, uh, this data runs counter to the current narrative.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Though it is difficult to assess its reliability given in most cases, ethnicity is not recorded. So, okay. Okay. So they were being raped, but they're not white girls. Yeah. It's like, they tried to say that it was, okay. I'm willing to retract that it's white girls.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Now what? And who can't write? Yeah. I'm willing to retract that it's white girls now what and who can't right? Yeah, I'm willing to retract its white girls. It might be how's that? Like I don't care I really want to blast the girl who DM me that dumb shit cuz she did it another time. Oh It's just like dude Are you laughing dude? I fucking hate it with hey The video is sounding for the crust. Hey, I just want to bless this shit for talking to me at the internet. But I'm not.
Starting point is 00:09:47 I saw this post. I saw this post on Instagram and it said doctors are compensated between 20,000 and $120,000 for based on the number of COVID vaccines they gave. I actually have an anecdotal source on that. I believe that one. And it basically said, it said fact check by fact checkers. This is false. So I clicked on it and read it.
Starting point is 00:10:04 And do you know what the fact check was that it was like between 40,000 and 150,000 and that's ridiculous and it's just like come on Come on man, like Recently at a Walgreens this had to have been years back you were in a hot tub together you know fat people up about your stupid butthole talk now tell me because i know that's what you're gonna say was it gonna go to buttholes it's have on fat people wash themselves in hot tubs like they can't wipe very well yeah you know that right oh good job hillar i didn't know, but I like it. Disgusting. So anyways, Hillary wasn't a fat person's, uh, was the guy fat?
Starting point is 00:10:49 At the time, which the pandemic was going on, this guy's like, yeah, I get 250 bucks per person that came through my pharmacy to give a COVID vaccine. Like 50 goes, yeah, I'm making like 10 grand a day because I have three people just, Oh, okay. So this article, this is from the garden. It goes for the guardian. This goes further on to say, this is the rape gang stuff. Yes. And so it's trying to essentially like the headline. And then when you get down further towards the bottom of the article,
Starting point is 00:11:15 it says ethnicity is a factor more has written, but there is also a shared assumption beneath the police inaction in the council workers neglect. So they're basically saying like, oh, well, it's also on them. And then it also says that this story is deeply embedded with misogyny and class prejudice, prejudice, but the you turn to me down. Okay. No, I'm turning myself down. Prejudice. And prejudice, terrible movie.
Starting point is 00:11:42 And not just for men of Pakistani heritage. And then it goes on to say that although this is a problem, it shouldn't be posed in purely in racial terms to transform it into an exercise fostering hate. Yeah, that's exactly my point. They don't address the rapes, though. They don't actually address. They say that it's a problem, but then they try to skew that to make it sound like it's like wrapped in a side
Starting point is 00:12:07 Why no one was reporting it because no I wanted to be judged as Islamophobes and that's exactly what that person is doing Hey, it's the same reason why they took out the fucking they don't make the security cam footage public at the fucking San Francisco subway They even said it they said because it would cause people to do racial profiling. What's that mean? Well, all the people committing the crimes are of one Maybe that has to be done. I Mean has to be Racial profiling has to be done. Yeah Discernment has to be done. What's discern you see some discernment is is you see fucking three fucking
Starting point is 00:12:41 That dude doesn't have a set on straight Yeah You see three fucking 15 year old fucking kids acting like fucking thug walking down the street towards you. You fucking cross the street. And if, and if 80% of it, okay, well you don't have to, if I see a bunch of Taylor's walking down the street by myself, I cross the street. I would cross the street if I saw you walking down the street at night towards me
Starting point is 00:13:01 too. Yeah, Taylor, I would not want to see you at night Yeah, and guess what I would cross the street And I assume everybody's a problem when I'm walking out of the mall with my brand new Apple bag and a MacBook inside of it Yeah, there you go. That's even another layer of it What's that that often? Yeah, I bought one for my head coach for Christmas brand new MacBook loaded up for him Wow, what I need to grab you. Have you been? Have you ever been? Have you ever been jumped on the street? Uh by randoms? I've never been jumped by randoms but I've been
Starting point is 00:13:30 jumped several times. Okay, I got jumped by random several times at night dudes walking down the sidewalks towards towards me. Where was this in Concord, California and my all my friends went out into the street to walk around them and I didn't. I I put my back up against I put my stomach up against the bushes so they could walk by And somebody who tapped me on the shoulder and just started fucking mashing me That's why all the bottom my bottom teeth are chipped
Starting point is 00:13:54 Really? Yep, mine's from a baseball, but I did get hell kind of teed off on for like a fucking minute straight It was like two minutes. They robbed you No, they didn't rob They beat me unconscious huge dude huge black guy damn the And I drew a picture of the guy, you know, and I was in high school, you know, in high school, how you cover your books in brown paper bags. And I drew, you didn't do that in high school. We had to cover all our books. Did anyone do that? Yeah, I did. I did. I, you know, the textbooks and you made your own book cover. She didn't fuck them up. Yeah. You get a brown paper bag and you cut it and you cover your book. And on the cover of one of my books,
Starting point is 00:14:38 I drew a picture of the dude and he looked like Mr. T right. And the black girls at the school sat me down and had to talk with me that I was fucking somehow racist. Like, what are you talking about? That's the dude who fucking beat me up. Doesn't Avi love Mr. T? That's Avi loves Mr. T. He wants to go blackface for Halloween.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Does that piss you off? No, I fucking love black dudes. I am a black dude. That's why they beat me up. You know not letting him go blackface is racist. Yeah, I do black dudes. I am a black dude That's why they beat me up. You know not letting him go blackface is racist. Yeah, I Do know that okay? Wait, I would let him Okay, Andrew Hiller. How how if you wanted to grow the CrossFit Games, how would you do it? I run a Super Bowl ad
Starting point is 00:15:20 Okay, this 10,000 times. Yeah, tell me more What would the Super Bowl ad be? And okay, this 10,000 times. Yeah. Tell me more. What would the Super Bowl ad be? Probably James Sprig doing some stuff because James Sprig is a pretty good example of what it means to be the CrossFit games champion. I mean, everything that he's done since he's won has kind of aligned with. Wait, but the games you would grow with the super commercial and we're not talking about cross.
Starting point is 00:15:46 I wouldn't run a CrossFit affiliate commercial. I would run a CrossFit games commercial. Interesting. Okay. And I would do that because it gets people angry or it's, Hey, this is CrossFit. What is that? And they like look at him and they see as it's the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:16:01 You have to utilize it. I mean, you, you use the games athletes and they should want to be used and that's how It grew in the first place and nobody can argue that and what and what would he be doing in the commercial? 32nd commercial I was I mean you would use him as one of them It's like a tidbit of him and then I'd have to think but like his and would be a good choice It's like Jake who is and okay? He's kind of freaky or yeah, he garard would be a good choice is like Jake who is in okay he's kind of freaky or yeah he garage would be a good Ricky would be good Ricky just doing a fucking anything like a workout any sort of anything the way they look and CrossFit calling them in the commercial this is the fittest man on earth no one has more work
Starting point is 00:16:39 capacity across broad time and modal domains than this man that you are witnessing with his 37 abdominal muscles protruding from his abdomen. And the reason you use the game's athletes to that extent because people get fired up and be like who the fuck they think he's the fittest on earth? Right. What does that even mean? And in 30 seconds they tell you it's like hitting that Coca-Cola commercial with the polar bear or like any single Doritos commercial or Taco Bell commercial with the Chihuahua. It's like that's what you remember. Like CrossFit's the fittest on earth. It's like, well, I want to be fit.
Starting point is 00:17:09 So question about the commercial. How does it end? Does it end with like a call to action and say like, sign up now for the CrossFit games? Or does it say like, prove us wrong? Or like, does it say take his crown? Is there no call to action? Like what's the call to action would be to like see what it's all about. And then you go to the affiliates. No, but at the end of the commercial, how do you get them? Where do they go? What do they do with that information? So they saw how you give them nothing.
Starting point is 00:17:29 So it would end with just CrossFit.com. Or just CrossFit because CrossFit.com is pretty easy. Like once you Google CrossFit. People are stupid and they got short memory and that you're going to evoke an emotion in them that they're going to see at a time that they're probably partying. I feel like the call to action needs to be very specific. I don't call it action on a Coca-Cola commercial.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Yeah. I don't think the call... Because the brand is so strong and you go all over because the distribution points for Coca-Cola is fucking everywhere. Ever. Yes, it is. It's enjoy a Coke. That's the call to action. And the distribution of Coca-Cola is massive and everywhere. The distribution of the CrossFit games and signing up happens at one location. And all those people that you just presented the commercial to have no idea where that is or what it is and when they go
Starting point is 00:18:10 to crossfit.com they need to go the crossfit games.com or games.crossfit because we're trying to grow the games you got to grow the open crossfit games we said how to grow crossfit now how to grow the crossfit games that's why I read but I like question I give an ending I got idea. I love the idea of the commercial. I've never liked the idea of Super Bowl commercial. I'm open-minded to it right now. I don't know where they're gonna get, they're gonna have to fucking sell the company to do the commercial. But at the very end of all this fucking crazy great music and he looks at the sweat dripping off of Sprague and that fucking young glow he has and then he looks
Starting point is 00:18:45 at the camera goes I'm the fittest man in the world and says you can shoot you can and then it can say something but the crossfit get you anyone can try to take the throne from James Sprague sign sign up now for the CrossFit Games open it can just say crossfit.com and then listen when you go to crossfit.s dot-com website got an option It's an open sign up right there on the cover Yeah, just like yeah, and you you provoke people you piss people off because he says I'm the fittest fucking human on planet Earth It should just say I am the fittest man or think you can beat me Crossfit dot com and then maybe some dates below it can be signups begin now Well, the Super Bowl timing would be great too, because it's close enough to the open
Starting point is 00:19:26 where they could do it again. Are you fitter? Yeah. I like, are you fitter? Are you fitter? Yeah, that's speaking to our own group. I like, you want the title. Fitter doesn't mean anything to the mass public.
Starting point is 00:19:36 It has to be prove us wrong. God, you live in a bubble, dude. You live in a fucking bubble. Hey, fuck off. Do you think you can beat me? Yeah, there you go. That works. There you go. I don't think you need to tell me to fuck off though, but the rest of it's good. I do need to tell you to fuck off. Do you think you can beat me? Yeah, there you go. I don't think you need to tell me to fuck off though, but the rest of it is good.
Starting point is 00:19:48 I do need to tell you to fuck off. Okay, how would you grow the CrossFit Games, Mr. Cell? How would you go? Grow. He doesn't know how to grow. He's the fittest man on the planet, Kil Taylor. No, he doesn't need to. The Super Bowl commercial idea is really cool. I like that too.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I've always hated it until just now. I think that they should do a Netflix series. Like a 10 episode series. And I think it should be like a Mr. Beast style of elimination. I don't think it should follow the, we are here to crown the fittest on earth, but I think there should be elements in the series. Like the ultimate fighter kind of style. Exactly. Claiming that we do crown the fittest on earth at the CrossFit games, but this is
Starting point is 00:20:38 like an exhibition event and you put it in a, on a platform that everyone watches, put it in a format that everyone loves to watch. People love documentary series or reality TV series, 10 episode series, they're fucking wildly addicting. They fucking explode, but the problem with all of these, not the problem I guess, but the whole premise of all of these documentary or reality TV series is it's a 10 episode series just to sell ads and make money for that series.
Starting point is 00:21:09 The whole point of this series is to put people in CrossFit affiliates. So I think that the benefits of a series like that for CrossFit extend much further down the road than a benefit does for something like Love is Blind. It just makes fucking Todd and whatever the bitches name, a bunch of fucking money, they do another show at some point. This, I don't know. I think it's like a, you do it at Greg Glassman's fucking garage gym or you do it at the ranch and.
Starting point is 00:21:35 You fucking pick like a 20 celebrity signup. I don't want any games athletes. The world fitness project. No, those are all games athletes. I don't want a single fucking games athlete. Jason Hopper, sorry, fucktard. You've had your chance to be in front of the camera and people don't like you that much. What we want are people who everyone knows they're famous as fuck,
Starting point is 00:21:56 and we're going to make them do CrossFit across a 10 episode series. And maybe it's going to be, hey, we're going to find the fittest tennis player, or we're going to find the fittest movie star or, uh, I don't fuck. I don't know. Just something that's so traumatizing and like, so you want, you, you want a, a reality show, the reality for real people to be able to watch people who've never done CrossFit, learn CrossFit, but also be tested in wildly crazy CrossFit challenges. You want famous people to do CrossFit, that ain't gonna work.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Dude, imagine fucking Bradley Cooper doing Fran. He's not gonna do it. Well, how do you get them to do it? You don't. Why? Because you gotta. Rick Ross did fucking CrossFit. Yeah, and he also wanted to. Okay, so how do you know? You don't. Why? Rick Ross did fucking CrossFit. And he also wanted to. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:46 So how do you know these guys don't want to have anybody ever asked them? Yeah. Who? I asked Bradley Cooper once. You didn't ask Bradley Cooper. You fucking liar. Good guy. He's a good buddy of mine. Okay. I'd like to take a shot at it. I'm stealing a, uh, Susan's idea. Fuck Susan. He doesn't even talk yet. I know, but I talked to him once in a while outside of the podcast. Um, 20 that 20% of the McGraw does CrossFit.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Yeah. Holy fuck dude. Hey, a lot of famous people. Taylor, we could go through, we could go through a list of people that are currently doing CrossFit that the current HQ knows about that they could have leveraged massively and you would lose your mind. Yeah, I know Cody Johnson, the country singer also does crossfit. Tyson Bajan.
Starting point is 00:23:30 God damn, it would be... He pickens Tyson Bajan because he'd be down. That would fucking kill, dude. Could you imagine that? Yeah, that'd be interesting. And by the way, we're going to end this with a poll with all the ideas and the audience will get to pick which one they like the best out of all. Okay. Mine's really simple. What you take that 20% from the open that they're going
Starting point is 00:23:50 to give to the affiliates with rogue money. And you keep all of that. Take it away from the affiliates and you give it to a fucking editor. And all that editor does is take content from the games. And you have every games athlete say at the games when they get there, you give them a script to read about, hey, you have to sign up for the open. Hey, I really want you to sign up for the open. Give all of them do that. And then you take all that footage
Starting point is 00:24:17 and all that games footage, and then you pay that editor. And then every day, 365 days a year, there's a real going out. That's a collab telling, using all of these fucking people. You have Brent Fickehouse going sign up for the open and you know what I mean? And he's all chiseled and shit. He doesn't have a choice. What'd you say?
Starting point is 00:24:38 But, but not on a big scale, not on a big scale. Like basically you tell every, you tell me out on that one. You tell every that's cool. You tell every athlete, Hey, when you go to the games, it says in I like basically You tell every that's cool you tell every athlete hey when you go to the games it says in their contract you have to Collab with us on five posts throughout the year and Then you have those 40 athletes that's 200 posts and you just pay an editor to take that footage With a script of them saying sign up for the open and because they're not gonna do it themselves They don't really know how to grow the games i think and the premise yeah the athletes the premise is i believe the games can only grow if the open grows and they never talk about that they want to grow the games to the willmore fitness thing it's already failed grid league already already
Starting point is 00:25:19 already failed all those things are all those things already failed you want to grow the fucking games in the pot It's always been more fans more people interested. Where do you get the fans through people being interested in the fucking? Oh, they made it more evident this year, which is nice So the CrossFit Games team they did but you directly that Athletes are walking away. Would you say would you just for our poll sake here? Would you say that like mass media or leveraging athletes as like them? Both both both both you basically are forcing that you force that if you want to compete You already signed away the rights of your image and all that shit and all that and then you know, you don't like this idea
Starting point is 00:25:58 I just have I have a question Doing Isabelle and saying what do you think is likely to drive more people who haven't done CrossFit into an affiliate to try the open? Watching a games athlete who they've never fucking met and quite frankly looks like a retard like Brent Fikowski does or watching Tim McGraw do it on a Netflix docuise? But maybe to have watching Tim McGraw, but this, what I'm saying about, what I'm saying is that this is actionable right now with the resources we have. You guys have two great ideas. Okay. They're going
Starting point is 00:26:30 to require a lot of resources. Okay. What I'm saying is this can be done on the easy on the cheap. And I think we can get to seven. I already did it. And and and Hiller already did it. And I think we can get to 700,000 people entering the open. I think we can double the number of open participants If you just if you leverage every you've just for hey, you got a collab with fucking the CrossFit games five times Okay, we get to choose what we want to post on your account lands for sure. Okay, it's almost like he's done this before I would have fucking 100% watched him a brother in CrossFit Caleb Rossum Tulsi Gabbard. There's another one for you. Wow. Yeah, Tulsi. She does tactical games and shit. She's a cross fitter Yeah, there'sIntyre. He's another bicycle man does CrossFit. The hunter he does the, he's really focused on one workout. The Hunter, the Hunter, Brittany Spears does CrossFit.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Dude, Marjorie Taylor green does CrossFit. There you go. She does do CrossFit. She only dream it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it.
Starting point is 00:27:20 She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. He's really focused on one workout, the Hunter. Brittany Spears does CrossFit? Dude. Marjorie Taylor Greene does CrossFit. There you go. She does do CrossFit.
Starting point is 00:27:29 She owned a gym with Travis Mayer. Did she really? Yeah, they were partners in the gym. Marjorie Taylor Greene was Travis Mayer's partner. Yeah, business partner. He's a woke fuck. How was she partnered with him? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:40 That's wild. Is Travis Mayer woke? Pretty sure. He acts like it. He does act like it, but I don't think he is Maybe that's why she's no longer danica patrick. Oh danica. Pat Seth Rollins. Yeah, there's there's yeah There's so many with lara trump does crossfit. Let's fucking oh don jr. He does crossfit 22 minute fucking murph. Yeah 20
Starting point is 00:28:02 22 minutes that was his whole thing. He said a Murph time and he got Torah. No, I'm pleased. Crossfit liver King. But, but Don Jr. Yeah. My mom does CrossFit. Not so famous, but Don Jr. Totally does cross. Don takes his whole family there. Don Jr. That's sick. Yeah. Wow. What's your, uh, how would you grow the CrossFit Games? Okay. Well, not using the media and leveraging the athletes. Okay. I'll take this position on it.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Then I think the way that you do it is the only way the games grow is through the open because that's the initiating stage and that's what like fills the pipeline. Check. I agree. So I think that you have to have enough resources out there to where that the affiliates can leverage the open to essentially make more money and encourage their members to participate. And if you do something where you could package it to where it could be a revenue driver for members, and you gave them a bunch of resources. So it just made that super easy for them. And you did a ton of stuff behind it,
Starting point is 00:29:06 like not for anything else, but helping the affiliate owners get to a place where they could utilize it to their advantage if they choose so. So I think that that would be the way to do it because not only would it be good for the affiliates, you could push a bunch of new people into the gyms and the affiliates can make some money off of it.
Starting point is 00:29:21 I need more details, Susie, you lost me. You didn't tell me shit. Yeah. Yeah, here. I'm gonna tell. Susie. You didn't tell me shit. Yeah Fucking took my idea Reality series at the ranch for fucking forever So fuck both you guys those are both of ideas. I'm trying to cope with something on the fucking spot I have an idea. Let's just throw the games and we'll leverage I want to leverage shit and do the games
Starting point is 00:29:55 Well, okay. So let's here's let's define leverage for Hiller What leverage means is what could you do the minimum amount of work? I don't know the amount of output for want to use it Okay, so let me ask you question. What would you do to grow the CrossFit Games? Don't steal my idea, Suza. It's like hearing demarcation for the five years. Oh, Shady, we knocked Suza out! Dude, god damn! Demarcation, demarcation, demarcation! Hey, this is actually my fucking
Starting point is 00:30:18 braundo idea. This is my idiocracy idea. Please, yeah. Take Brent Fikowski and you put him behind a Fudd Ruckers fuckers, yeah And I like Fudd Ruckers And over the evolution of the Fudd Ruckers as it turns into butt fuckers You tell people that Brent Fikowski will suck your penis if you sign up for the
Starting point is 00:30:46 Millions of signups Millions pillar how he's not going to do that. I don't want to shoot down. Listen, I don't want to shoot down any. I'm totally you can make him do anything. I know but listen, I really want to be in a creative space where we can think freely. I just think that is you tell him that if he wants to be, call himself a little cool, cute little baby CrossFit games athlete, he has to sign a contract. So where's your idea in the contract? It's glug, glug for open sign. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:14 That was the worst idea I've ever. All right. I'll throw this one out there and you guys can all fucking try this one too. He just stole this from the chat. You didn't give us an idea yet. I'm giving you an idea. Okay Okay, okay I'll do the coach L workout on you. Fuck can I talk? Let's vote on these is he can't handle it Here's what I do. I I strip away all the fucking prize money and I give first place male female million dollars each That's how you grow the Wow System or no, we're not talking about growing the ecosystem. We grow the game specifically grow the games And how would that work? I don't know. I just made that up because I think i'm sick of this fucking
Starting point is 00:31:52 People with this tiered payment everybody deserves to get paid just fucking do it million dollars for first place fittest on earth We don't give a fuck about anything, but the fittest on earth second place is the first loser First place gets a million fucking dollars. And you have to go through the open and make the other stages maybe a little bit less fucking confusing. They should actually die. I would love to see that. I'd love to see that one. They should actually take money from people who don't win. Now we're now we're out of the box. This is good. Tell me how would that work? How would that work? If you play second, you only get a $5,000 fine.
Starting point is 00:32:28 If you place third, you get a $7,000 fine. Wow. For a $9,000 fine. And they help crowd source the winner's prize pot. Oh, shit. And you have to put the money in escrow. Yep. It'd be kind of cool if you win the game.
Starting point is 00:32:44 These athletes are paying to beat each other at the CrossFit Games. Yep. It'd be kind of cool if these athletes are paying to beat each other at the CrossFit Games. Wow. I don't know. Wow. Market it crazy. That's better than you're having Fikowski blow people behind the director. That is definitely a better idea. But that's only because Fikowski's idea was so bad. The buttfuckers. Wow. The chat's completely even so far in a full 38% for the Super Bowl, 38% for the reality TV show, 24% for the media leverage the athletes. Yeah, you're dead. Here's the problem with the first two.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I think both those ideas would be phenomenal, but I think both those ideas cost way more money than CrossFit has. I live in reality. This fucking guy doesn't think Trump was shot, and this guy lives in like with his butt hole in front of his face the whole time. He sees the world through a butt hole. You're right about Taylor, but I could argue that you don't see it reality
Starting point is 00:33:29 I know I know you could so Hey, he thinks you look through me and Hillary agree you see the world through a butthole I Told myself I wouldn't press it in sound okay I told myself I wouldn't press it in sound. Okay, okay Than that bro, I can see a lot. Did you see my turd the other day? It's more like looking through this fucking pee He should he should peanut butter jars. Okay riddle me. What? Falls out of there. I want to hear your riddle Riddle me what reality TV show would not be chill. It would possibly the same as a Super Bowl commercial
Starting point is 00:34:04 Why if you're using him just don't fucking pay him anything. No, no, I was referring to the comment Yeah, we we could do a really cheap reality TV show at the game at the ranch Yeah, you could but but if you're trying to appeal to the masses and if you're gonna get famous people It's gonna be expensive. You really want to go for it. They all Don't surprise Hey because you're not thinking all the way through. If you're gonna have them, if you're gonna have that reality TV show style,
Starting point is 00:34:28 you have to rent like a couple houses like this. They all have to live together. Because nobody gives a fuck about them. Tents at the ranch. Tents on the ranch. So you could maybe do like a clamping type style where they're like luxury tents and they live there and you just hammer the whole thing up.
Starting point is 00:34:43 I don't even think they need to be that famous. My whole thing was they just need to not be CrossFit Games athletes. Dude, they don't need to be famous at all for the reality TV show. Look what that did for UFC. Right. The Ultimate Fighter season one with Forrest Griffin and Steph Bonner at that fight at the end when they had their contract. I mean, that made the UFC go listen to Dana talk about that.
Starting point is 00:34:59 They were right about to build. The UFC was going to go bankrupt. I mean, they literally did the Ultimate Fighter and it popped. I think the best thing they could do for a reality TV show is to fucking get a bunch of people like Hunter McIntyre, a bunch of slap dicks who actually suck at fitness and like challenge them with a cross-cut workout. I could make that for them at no cost to them.
Starting point is 00:35:18 That's what I'm saying. If they would let me use the ranch, I could set up tents there and I could do it for no cost. You just give me the athletes for fucking a week and we could what by the tents I would find a way if you had a one hunter I put on my credit card every episode it would go so viral because he's such a stupid asshole people love to watch stupid I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
Starting point is 00:35:50 I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. But then also double D's we love you guys
Starting point is 00:36:11 Extreme idea you guys could you guys could John I'm impressed that you take your shirt off that I love you for it good Can't wait to forget when I'm your age. I want to take my shirt off. That's such a package I wanted to stop reading you were about to say something good riddle me what? Go ahead riddle riddle first you have that you were gonna be like riddle me this and I Said you look through the world that you look at. Oh, we have you and you could shoot a reality. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah We could all fucking destroy it. Yeah, we'd all just go to the ranch and live in tents and fucking it would be insane I'd live in head out there and I could get it on Netflix. I Have the connections to get on Netflix. All right. You ready?
Starting point is 00:36:46 Yeah. I need you guys to be open minded. Can you be open minded? Don't tell me what to do. Just tell me what you're going to say. No, can you be open minded? John Young's nipples would be a crazy series. So who's a talk?
Starting point is 00:36:57 All right. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna do the Woodstock of fitness. Oh, we're gonna get we're gonna go. We're gonna go out and we're gonna get a big chunk of land. High rocks, tactical games, and the CrossFit games all happen simultaneously. And you go to different stages just like you would like a Burning Man or something. So you pull everything in together and then that's how you also do a huge leverage for
Starting point is 00:37:21 brands because you can have all of them there. And then you have different stages and you just work the schedule out to where if you wanted to you could just go watch it all day You can watch some hydrox so you could participate in it. You can watch the tactical games you could fucking watch this the CrossFit games except instead of tactical game or sorry instead of the Hootr games except instead of high rocks Maybe it's grid league cuz fuck hunter McIntyre. Well, it's a douche. Yeah, okay, whatever sir, but like But basically doing a thing where like you would just rather than have these all individual things kind of just flounder in the wind You just tie it all together My ego struggling to accept that idea. It's like I have a hot wife and we want to swap wives
Starting point is 00:38:03 You have an ugly wife. No, like, I have a hot wife and we want to swap wives. You have an ugly wife. No, no, no, no, no. No. Okay. We all enjoy different types of music. And so when you go to Burning Man, you could go and watch this person because you like them, but you're also still interested in this because you're into fitness and you want to go check it out.
Starting point is 00:38:16 You're going to do it. So if it all, as long as the schedule ran okay, you have three days of a bunch of these events going on. Okay. But you can roll it. And then it ends with the CrossFit Games. So like High Rocks Rollsuit through one time that's done on Friday. Tactical games runs on Saturday.
Starting point is 00:38:29 CrossFit comes runs congruently. Then on Sunday you finish off with the games. Check this out. I'm not even able to look at the comments because of all the assholes. Check this out. Susie, you're brilliant. You condition on this plot of land that you're discussing. CrossFit games here, high rocks here, tactical games here,
Starting point is 00:38:47 but you face all the tactical games events this way so that when they're shooting, all the fucking retards like Connor McIntyre just get hit in the back. All the high rocks dudes get killed. All the high rocks just get clapped like squid game. Problem solved. If I had ruined the idea, I'd never wife swap. Good night. I love you Lizzie. Good night. The sooner you Muppets realize CrossFit isn't a sport has never been a sport will never be a sport the better off the brand will be.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Hey fuck tarts. Do we already find the terms at the beginning? No one thinks it's a sport. How to grow the CrossFit games, not the sport. Maybe I hope you're talking to people who are not a crossfit athlete. I'm not a crossfit athlete. I'm a crossfit athlete. I'm a crossfit athlete. I'm a cross a sport. It's how to grow the CrossFit games, not the sport. I hope you're talking to people in the chat, not us. You must be, or you're retarded. Yeah. Or you just jumped in with zero context, which I can also understand if you didn't start at the beginning of the show. What's a book? Taylor, you're demented.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Marjorie Taylor Greene used to wife swap. swap there was still coming that said it was really you just know I made that If a sport is a game and they call it the cross-fade games and what did you just say Huh, tell my great glassman right now I'm telling like Greg Glassman right now. Nevermind. Nevermind. Please don't say retarded. Okay. Imbicile.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Sorry. Imbicile. Retarded. I know I have synonyms. I got mad synonyms. I have a synonym for retarded. That retard. Retarded.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Retard. There's Taylor's vocabulary for you. Hey, you know, it's crazy is when I used to hang out with Kelly star yet He would always say rut hard instead of retard and I thought it was the coolest thing ever and I could never do it Took me I had to like I had to figure out because you hear the distinction right rut hard versus retard They house for you Beth says hypertrophy. How does she say it? I purchased her trophy hypertrophy. How are you supposed to say it? Hypertrophy? Hypertrophy? And how are you supposed to say it? Hypertrophy?
Starting point is 00:40:47 Fuck, no I don't even know. I don't know if she says it wrong. Hypertrophy. Hypertrophy is what she says. Oh. Hypertrophy. It drives me fucking nuts. I do hypertrophy.
Starting point is 00:40:58 I've never done hypertrophy in my life because the only cells that are growing in my body is visceral adipose tissue. Oh wow. All right. So 37% for the Super Bowl, 34% for Reality TV, and 30% for the media. That's pretty damn easy. Damn, I got to get these fucking shoes off my feet. Let's do all three. Let's do all three. That would be an amazing combination because you could... Super Bowl commercial, reality TV show, and...
Starting point is 00:41:22 Dude, the sequencing of that would be amazing. So you do the reality TV show way out ahead of time. And then you use the athletes and everybody else to promo the reality TV show. Then you launch the reality TV show and then you end it with the Super Bowl commercial right before the opening. And then you cut the money going to the affiliates and use it to leverage the current athletes to promote the shit. Hey, but here's the thing that was so easy. Here's the thing that's so easy. Every athlete could just do their part and promote the open.
Starting point is 00:41:51 But my idea doesn't require any organization, just requires certain- They really don't know how. But Sevan, what about- I'll use the morals and standards. Dude, half of them don't even know how to promote brands that are paying them. What do you mean, Danny Spiegel can promote anything?
Starting point is 00:42:04 But what about what the affiliates and what the open does for the athletes? Let's stop talking about what the athletes can do for the open. Who the fuck said that? The fittest man in the world. Well, sorry, not anymore. He dropped out and quit like a pussy, but that guy's coach, that father's coach. Yeah. Can you imagine now they've announced that the open is literally the fucking prize purge for CrossFit games athletes. And your perspective is what can affiliates do for the athletes?
Starting point is 00:42:37 Yeah, it's crazy. Can someone tell me how the world did this project plans to be? They don't make, they're not going to make money. That's that's a mystery, right? Now that's what keeps going. Like, why are they doing it? I don't make they're not gonna make money that's that's a mystery right Hillary that's what okay I keep going like why are they doing I don't know like the real conversation but okay what I was reading a reddit thread about it there's like 50 comments on there not one of them said anything okay you want to maybe they don't want to make money go don't do nobody wants to just lose my listen fucktard thatard. That was unnecessary. You're right. But when I get around someone, especially the closer I am physically, the more mean it's like, it's like the water molecules.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Dave told me I'm a really bad influence on you. So do not buy into that. Dave, Dave, he said you're probably a really good dude, but I ruin you. Dave, I hope you're listening to this. You're a faggot. Sorry. Okay'm sorry. Okay, listen, so, where was I going with this? Making money, Wilmore Out Fitness Project.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Right, the World Fitness Project. So listen, Barbell Spin broke the news that these people own this power company that services the power lines for the entire Eastern Seaboard. They basically own utility maintenance for the fucking government. And it's just two people that own it. They have fuck you money, which is rare. It's rare that you have two people, a husband and a wife, that completely
Starting point is 00:43:57 own a company outright that is that fucking massive. And she's a great cross sitter, right? She's a masters games athlete. Wait, what's the value of the company? I don't know, but it's they have a government contract where they maintain power lines on the Eastern seaboard. So how much does the company make? I have two government contracts.
Starting point is 00:44:14 I can't afford to fucking put on a game because I like I like to. They they profit 200 million a year. At least you know that. No, they made that up. So. At least. You know that? No, I made that up. They 100% do. So you guys, this is total speculation. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:44:29 This is crazy. Let them keep going. To make some sort of points with no data about how they're gonna spend their money is nuts. No data. I don't care how they're gonna spend it, I just wanna know how they plan on making it. Right, and we're just gonna assume they're richer than God
Starting point is 00:44:41 and the contract runs forever and the money spigot never turns off and they just want to dump it in. Okay. What they fucking love. Can we just tell the story? Okay, go ahead. Go on.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Go on. I didn't know you were telling a story. I thought we were making a fucking broken science seminar. I thought we were having a discussion. I didn't realize you needed. Yeah, no, right now I'm telling the story and there's no discussion. Taylor's a glass case of emotion. Please, Taylor, finish. Go. And there's no discussion. Taylor's a glass case of emotion.
Starting point is 00:45:06 What's that? Okay. Please, Taylor, finish. Go, go, go. So they make, and I just texted spin. So he's going to send me the numbers. I'm going to shove them up your fucking ass. I'm not my ass. Shove up my ass and Hiller's ass, dude.
Starting point is 00:45:16 I'm not even like against it. I'm just asking the question. Okay. They make, they make a fucking retarded amount of money. They both own the fucking company. She's a master's games athlete. Her daughter maybe does CrossFit a little bit. She marries this fucking guy who's obsessed with CrossFit and is so retarded and probably rich that he wants to somehow pay Will Morad, who doesn't coach anyone, to be his personal coach. So
Starting point is 00:45:40 now he's got this... So the husband's rich too. The son-in-law of these two rich fucking people, one of which is a master's games athlete is over the sun and law has no money. Maybe not. He doesn't look like he has any. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry. But he's using his wife's money that comes from her parents, one of which is a master's games athlete, both of which own this fucking massive company, to pay Will Moore had to be his coach They think through the lens of will more and through the lens of the mom who's a Masters Games athlete
Starting point is 00:46:13 They think ooh, we all work really hard This is the sport. We should be compensated like professional athletes. We work so hard So this lady has this fucking obscene amount of money and Wilmore comes up with this idea that we're going to turn it into like a PPA pro tour. He pitches her the idea. He's like, Hey, this is going to be great. We're going to make the athletes money. Um, not sure how we're going to make money, but at least they're going to make money and it's going to be everything that you want it to be. Good dude. You don't think they laid out like, Hey, we're going to make this much from
Starting point is 00:46:45 ticket sales, we're going to make. No, you think they're going to make a cent off an in-person? No, but no, listen, I'm not saying that they are. Listen, I'm not saying they're, you don't think they have a business proposal that has like, Hey, we're going to sell this many tickets and collect back 300,000 from ticket sales. We're going to have this much in sponsors and we're going to make 400,000 for sponsors.
Starting point is 00:47:04 You don't think that you think they have a business plan? I would hope so. If Will Morad and that other fucking ponytail bucktard who's pays Will Morad to be his coach have a business plan. They have to. That outlines that World Fitness Project is going to make money and they presented it to these two individuals who probably started this company from the ground up and now they have fuck you money. If they presented them that business plan, and those two individuals who own this really successful company look at it,
Starting point is 00:47:29 and believe one fucking iota of that business plan, then all of these athletes deserve to make millions of dollars for fucking out thinking and outwitting these probably two very smart people that own this company. Because there's not a fucking prayer's chance in hell that World Fitness Project ever makes any sort of a fucking profit on anything that they ever do ever. What about a tax write off?
Starting point is 00:47:51 J.R. Howell said tax write off. No, it was only you. You don't trade a dollar for 35 cents. Good point. What are your thoughts? I always hated that. Hey, take the whole gym out for dinner.
Starting point is 00:48:01 We put on the gym credit card. It's a tax write off. I'm like, yeah, and I still paid for 60, still paid for it. You know that frustration people would say that. Yeah, it's like, yeah, man, just pay for it on the gym credit. It's a write-off. I'd be like, man, I've been trying to write this off, but it still comes out of my bank account. You're not wrong, but you're also so wrong. RJ Howell, all they are looking at is how much money they'll gross if they can write off enough to drop them into a lower tax bracket. Dude, listen. They can't be dropped into a lower tax bracket. Are you kidding me? People don't... When you have that much money, you just pay for loopholes. You're not dropping tax brackets.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Yeah. Listen. I appreciate your contribution, Mr. Howell, but everyone who makes over $400,000 a year is in the same tax bracket. They're not ever going to drop below that tax bracket. Okay. I've said, will more ad could get more sponsors than HQ can. That's bad. That's not true at all. I know getting the money that HQ gets you are fucking out of your mind. This guy's a moron. This guy's a moron. This guy's a troll. What dude's name is Jackson Terry. If they came up with a business proposal
Starting point is 00:49:06 that said anywhere in it that they could make money by this time and through this way, this is how we're gonna make money, they're flat out fucking stupid or lying. Oh shit, is that O'Hern? What? Let me see. I wanna see.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Is that Emily O'Hern? Show me. Is that her? I don't know. It took me a second to get it. That's the thumbnail for this show. Damn. That is her. Is it? You should put a hang off to the side. That's based on Tyler's, uh, that's based on Tyler's, uh, suggestion for how to grow the game. That's crazy. That's crazy. It's not. Carl, the reason that you're not playing is because you're not playing. That's based on Tyler's suggestion for how to grow the game. That's great Carl the reason they're not gonna make any money ever is because they're giving athletes Guaranteed contracts and maybe they just want to break even They won't break. There's a possibility of breaking even it's a a loss every year. I mean, I agree with you.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Yeah. There's zero possibility to break even for this reason. They're giving, they're giving out 40 contracts, 20 on the men, 20 for the women, guaranteed contracts. They're also have to put on three in-person events. They also have to put on how many online events. They also have to give extra money away for people to win these events. Stop, stop.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Yeah. They also have to pay for streaming and broadcasting and all of the people who run these events. They have to pay the fucktards like Will and Jackson Terry to actually work and come up with these brilliant ideas. Okay, let me just give you some numbers. So let's say they pay each athlete 30 grand. That's $1.2 million a year. And they have another $1.8 million to run the org
Starting point is 00:50:46 So that's 3 million dollars and let's say they have 15 million dollars are sitting on so that gives them five-year runway To come up with a three million dollars a year in sponsorship. That is a lot of sponsorship Who's gonna pay three million a year on sponsorship and you're also not take out? million a year on sponsorship and you're also not taking out, um, noble, any other fucking call. And if we take full will more, I said, he said that they're going to basically put the bill this year and then they needed to start making like being self-sustaining moving forward because because that's not possible. Other investors, people that I wanted to get people that want to get involved.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Listen to this. I don't agree with it. I would just restating it. Yeah. Haven't you guys seen the content of the world of Willmore at fitness project business meetings in Hawaii? Yeah. I read this with an insane amount of sarcasm. Oh yeah. I know. I know. I can't, he must be drunk. I can't believe he posted that. Hey, you're too good of a guy to post that. I love you. I love you. I love you, Mikey, but you're listen, buddy. You're too good. I love you, but you're listen buddy. You're you're too good. It's like, dude, everything that it seems like the joke is,
Starting point is 00:51:49 is that they make posts of their team and they're like golfing and swimming and shit. How do I get part of that? I'm just gonna smelly Airbnb with three dudes. Yeah, this is amazing. Like what makes them think that they can make money off an event when the CrossFit Games can do it and everyone in the fucking world watched the CrossFit Games in 2017, 2018.
Starting point is 00:52:12 Everyone in the world you say. Um, a lot of people, Hiller, fuck off. You know what I mean? So just to put it in perspective, so let's say that, let's say they get a shoe sponsor and the shoe sponsor makes $10 on every pair of shoes that they sell. So to say, and you wanted a $3 million shoe sponsor makes $10 on every pair of shoes that they sell so to say and you wanted a three million dollar shoe sponsor So ten dollars goes into three million. How many times a lot? more times
Starting point is 00:52:34 It's a three hundred thousand. So that right just ten dollars So you would have to spell you would have to sell you that there's no fucking way They can offer that kind of movement of product with 40 people. I mean, there's just no, there's no, there's no, unless they're smarter than CrossFit and they're going to start demanding, unless there's demands in the contract for the athletes to promote the Wilmore fitness foundation. I mean, look, Danny Spiegel, every podcast she's on, all she does is fucking hate on CrossFit and the CrossFit games. Fikowski, every podcast he's on, all he does is hate.
Starting point is 00:53:06 All they fucking do is hate. So if these Wilmore Fitness Foundation's smart, they'll be like, hey, you can't disparage our event and you have to make five posts a year telling us how great our event is. They already forced them to collaborate with you. It's crazy to me. They did? I mean, you see that they've all collaborated.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Wow. And that's not just by chance. Wow. So they're already one step ahead, smarter in the media space. But here's the thing, you know how retarded athletes like Brent Fikowski and Danny are? CrossFit Games makes every fucking cent that you have and all you're doing is pissing on it. I know. You're not making it bigger for yourself.
Starting point is 00:53:40 I know. Bucktard. And just so you know, before anyone says anything fucking crazy, we don't make any money off of CrossFit. This podcast does perfectly fine with or without CrossFit. Sentinel Training does perfectly fine with or without CrossFit. None of us fucking makes it not. No, I make all my money off CrossFit. Well, kind of, but not really. Not HQ. And you could pivot to anything. You make your money off the people talking shit about you. I totally could. But every dollar I've made, kind of from CrossFit. But not by kissing CrossFit's ass.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Dude. Certainly not. Yeah. There's a, that's, that's, that's not correct because you made it off the CrossFit community. HQ hasn't paid you a dime. They haven't paid me a dime. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:21 So technically HQ. In fact, they kicked you out of the open. Greg's never in existence, we're not making money the way we are right now. Correct. That's true. That's where I'm going with it. That and everybody else involved in this ecosystem, for sure. I'm looking at the equipment at some of these places
Starting point is 00:54:35 and I'm like, damn, if it weren't for Glassman, there's no Rogue the way there is. Yeah, there's no Rogue, there's no RX bar, there's no Perfect bar. This $300 transaction did not happen for this barbell to show up here on top of the shipping through UPS and like that's all because of the stuff They crank put out there. Correct. Yeah Hey guys, I made money across your fucking sure. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:54:53 Yeah, I thought that the ecosystem for sure I would just wanted to be clear that HQ's never paid you for anything And you've done a shitload of promotion for CrossFit, right? Sure. I just put one out there last week with Alexis in the promotion for CrossFit. Right. Sure. I just put one out last week with Alexis in the garage doing CrossFit. I know for the open shit. Raptus. No, Kowalski. Oh.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Oh yeah. Dave paid me. I mean I guess both. I mean I guess fucking everything. Dave paid me $1,500 bucks to fly out to Aromas and get hurt in 15. How does that feel Dave? Next time you talk shit about me on your fucking weekend review about getting hurt by the pig remember you paid me $2,000 to get hurt by that fucking thing minutes
Starting point is 00:55:31 Is my head twice as big as Taylor's head maybe? Because he's on the outside. Yeah It's the angle Seve and Hillary binge bros live coming up. Yeah, I think tomorrow night Yeah, I think tomorrow and also too. I just want to make a comment about the world fitness project none of us were Speculating on failure now we were speculating on them making money, right? And then it being sustaining there was just people in the comments I were like, oh is you guys just want to fail or you're hoping it's like it's not about it's not about a failure
Starting point is 00:55:57 Succeeding no wondering the the economics behind it. I kind of wanted to fail. I don't I Kind of do fair enough. Why do you it to fail. I don't. I kind of do. Fair enough. Why do you want it to fail? They're just not adding anything to CrossFit. It's another organization that is doing CrossFit, literally, constantly varied functional movements at high intensity. That's the whole premise of the competition. So they're not giving any credit to it. How did CrossFit feel about Grid when it popped up, Savon?
Starting point is 00:56:24 That was a little different because that was, they did not like it. Think about whatFit feel about grid when it popped up Savon? That was a little different because they did not like it. Think about what World Fitness Project is. It's another entity similar to Hiller, me, Souza, Savon. We're all making money because of what Greg introduced, but it's an entity like the Marcus Phillies and the Brook Enns and the Elizabeth Acomwale and the Jess Griffiths, where you take this cohort of people who, most of whom have some sort of resentment against CrossFit for not doing enough for them, not giving them enough. So we're going to take the idea, we're going to take the methodology, we're going to take everything that's cool about it, and we're going to do it our way. we're going to take the idea. We're going to take the methodology. We're going to take everything that's cool about it and we're going to do it our way.
Starting point is 00:57:08 We're going to make our money. We're going to steal. How is that different though than crash or water Palooza? How is it different? They don't disparage CrossFit while they do it. JR doesn't disparage crash and he lends all credit to people like Dave and Greg. Okay. He pays a fucking affiliation fee. And if you look at his programming, it's, there's always a tip of the hat to regionals in there The whole way it's structured the whole way he lays it out. Like it's it. Yeah He follows that right in direct competition with the CrossFit Games and for anyone who says they aren't just look at the fucking World Tour event that directly conflicts French throwdown, which is a semi-final. It's a qualification spot for the games.
Starting point is 00:57:48 And listen, they just could have done it so, like dude, you don't have to be this fucking resentful organization that is, oh we're gonna do it better, we're gonna do it our way. You could do it together. Like look at water Palooza has water Flusa once ever taken away from the games. I don't think so. No, I think they purposely around rogue. No. And Dubai. I mean, they suck anyways, but you know, what's interesting too is like, do you think any, this is outside of Prospect
Starting point is 00:58:23 HQ. Anybody could put on a better event than rogue does. Do I think anyone can? Yeah. Yeah. Like do you think this is outside of Prosper HQ? Anybody could put on a better event than Rogue does. Do I think anyone can? Yeah. Like just with like their team, the logistics, their ability to be able to do that. They really know what they're doing. They have so much experience, but I do think, and I'm biased, that the crash coverage was the fucking best coverage I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:58:44 If we had the money that Rogue had, we could run an event that's 10 times better. Really? That's kind of ignorant because we've never ran an event that size. No, it's not. They always run it. Like what size? Where you actually are renting out a venue and a stadium. But they only have 20 athletes. That is true. They do have... Yeah, but you're managing a bigger staff and everything's scaling, so it's just a little bit more difficult.
Starting point is 00:59:06 But- But if you have the money, I buy fucking Rogue staff and all of the equipment that Rogue uses, and I invite the same 20 athletes on each side. What would you do better than Rogue? The programming would be way fucking better. The venue would be way better. The market to an audience would be way fucking better. It would all be better.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Dude, they had an amazing venue this year Their programming is pretty fuck was pretty fucking cool. Not good. I Think the program what did you like about the program? The only thing programming I didn't like with that They're toward their fucking Achilles. I don't care about that I didn't I don't Don't not even probe Don't the only the only event that I'd never and listen in their media team is fucking insane Their footage is insane
Starting point is 00:59:56 Rather good with the exception of programming But but it's not intimate. There's they're still shit. They're still chasing You don't like Josh Bridges Josh Bridges can't program with a damn Oh, but his commentary is insane. I love it. Yeah, best Yeah, like his personality, but he can't write a workout, but that he can write a workout, but there's better people I didn't like that log lift two years ago. I thought that was so here's my point though Rogue does all of that. It's a massive loss for them each year. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Enormous loss. So like- How do you know? You can't just say that. I know. It is. No? Yeah, you can't just say that, bro.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Give us the numbers. Give us the data. No, I mean, I don't know. Yes, Susan. No, it's not. I'm debating whether or not I tell why I know. I'm looking at you for guidance a little bit because this is going to- I would just say that.
Starting point is 01:00:43 I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going whether or not I tell why I know. I'm looking at you for guidance a little bit because this is going to... I would just be like, okay, maybe I don't know. I would go with that. Yeah, maybe I don't know. Let's put it that way. Maybe I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Maybe I don't know. Maybe I don't know. He's just speculating based on the fact that they only have 20 athletes, they don't have an open, their ticket sales. It makes a lot of sense what Suze said, but I'm just curious. I could definitely said but I can definitely tell you how much yeti pays them for sponsorship I'm not a lot not a lot yeah not a lot hundred thousand not a lot at the most sounds like a lot to me what do you think not not I mean they take care of their app they fly everyone fucking out there they They get prize, so much fucking prize money. Quite the act of flying.
Starting point is 01:01:28 They do it to showcase athletes that like fucking out there, huh? Yes. Yes. Go ahead. Taylor, they're just fucking assholes. A lot of them. So check who, who, some of the athletes, both sides, dude. Laura Horvath, king of the fucking asshole. Jeff Adler, another one. What? Once I get like changing the word the way that you fucking... King of the fucking asshole. So listen, this was an idea I had earlier when we were playing basketball at Greg's,
Starting point is 01:02:02 but we should do a Kill Taylor Invitational at Greg's, but we should do a kill Taylor invitational at Greg's gym. We invite 20 games athletes and I write 20 workouts and I pick whatever games athlete I wanna go against. So say I invite Jason Hopper out to Greg Glassman's and he's one of 20 athletes. And I write a workout that's fucking 100 bar facing burpees, 20 legless rope climbs. And I know that I'll just fucking shoot back shots all over him. I picked Jason to do the workout.
Starting point is 01:02:35 How long would it take you to do 20 workouts? Could you do that four days? Ooh, that would be rough. Cause cause here's the thing I wouldn't, I wouldn't have, they, they wouldn't have to do 20 workouts. Each one of them would only have to do one workout, but I pick their biggest weakness against my biggest strength. I like you pitting them against each other, then you're like the final boss at the end.
Starting point is 01:02:54 That would be cool too. I wrote this workout for Hiller. We are going to do something crazy at Greg's big gym. If I lose, the athlete advances and they make a fuck ton of money. If I win, they get cut and sent home immediately. It won't be in weeks. We're going to do some sort of big event there. I'll easily invite Colton and I'll just do 30 rope climbs, Kenneth, you dumb ass.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Oh, oh, you won't invite Colton. You can't beat him in a workout. Oh, yeah. Take that. Fuck. People are dumb. Just invite Colton Mernes and Chris Ibarra do seven events over a weekend. 50K to take all of that. I'm right. But back of what? One minute. I am rap of rim touches and Colton's enough. Okay, I got it. I got a question.
Starting point is 01:03:42 You can only pick one thing and you have to say it's like the thing. Okay? What do you think is the major constraint? Just use this season as an example That is holding back the CrossFit Games cutting out quarterfinals Okay, I don't gotta give it a meaty name you don't wait a second What I want to hear why you thinks cutting out quarterfinals is bad for the cross the games That's they have the community cup You think anyone
Starting point is 01:04:12 Okay, hold on drop your hammer real quick. I'm about to drop my fucking please do drop it so How does a uh Business or I guess you're to start with a leading question. I won't ask that. I'll just give you my opinion. It's fine. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:04:31 I don't mind loaded questions. Yeah, go ahead. It's my opinion or perspective that for a business to be healthy or something like CrossFit Healthy, it can't just be old fucking retards like you and Dave forever. Because eventually you're going to get old enough where you don't give a fuck about any of it. Okay. All you want to do is lay in bed, pop a Viagra and fucking spit a load.
Starting point is 01:04:46 I want to do that already minus the Viagra. You need young blood, you need new people coming in, you need young people to be interested in it so that they can have a long life of being interested in it and attracting other young people that they will have a long life of being interested in it. Now you have a company that'll last 100 years rather than five. Okay. Because if it's only old people that are ever interested in it, like you and Dave and Greg, and when you die, it's done. Okay. So the demographic of quarterfinals is probably like an 18 to 34 year old demographic. For who? For quarterfinals. Okay. Yeah. You just took this massive cohort of people, 10%, what's 10% of the open, if it was 300,000,
Starting point is 01:05:29 that's 30,000 people who are probably maybe not bastions of their community, but these are people within each affiliate who everybody's like, ooh. They're the fittest dude in their affiliate. Yeah. They're going to make quarterfinals. Let's watch them. Let's do all this. And they're going to make a shitload of posts and media rounding. We're rooting for these people that are going to make quarterfinals, let's watch them. Let's do all this. And they're gonna make a shitload of posts and media around it.
Starting point is 01:05:45 We're rooting for these people that are gonna make quarterfinals at our gym and we all get to watch it and the workouts are crazy. And you've just taken all 30,000 of these people and fucking taken a fat steaming shit on their head and now they don't even wanna work out for an hour a day. Now they're like, well fuck, I can't make quarterfinals. I might as well go back to fucking playing
Starting point is 01:06:02 pick up basketball and eating Twinkies. I think of those 30,000 only I think only a thousand cared. No, no, wrong, so wrong. Okay, okay. Maybe that's the old guy. Okay so cared like Matt Frazier cares about winning the games? Sure, right. But cared enough to do it and still make the impact that everyone else makes. Okay how many people actually registered though? You're saying 30,000. How many people actually registered for semi-finals last year? Was it even quarter finals? Was it even 15,000? Also listen, that's 15,000 times 50. The money that they just lost. I mean, how many, how many, I bet you, I bet you it's really small number. How many people registered for quarter finals? It just, it just, it's deflates. I heard no one in noble knows those answers. Okay. What was your, what was your question again? Ask your question to Hillary. Now, what do you think the biggest thing holding the game is back this year?
Starting point is 01:06:52 Not having an HQ, not having leadership, not having an HQ, not having leadership. No, no, no. No, like a physical location. Oh, wow. Yeah. That was a lot of their problems. One more time in his fucking room. I'm going to lose my shit. Oh, wow. Yeah. That was a lot of their problems. One more time in his fucking room. I'm going to lose my shit. Oh, wow. I have to see Jada Coons take an affiliate call in his car. I'm gonna lose my shit. Wow. And if I have to see that Revis at all, I'm going to lose. Hey, by the way, I'll
Starting point is 01:07:18 tell you two, I'll tell you two things that would be huge. If our squad, if all 13 of us Had an HQ We are our shit would go to the next level so I agree 100% I were just sitting there earlier and he's doing his thing with the edit for the video yesterday And I was doing my thing with the rep Instagram video. Yeah, we're just chucking ideas back Time yeah, I mean I thought of how to do something on Lightroom and he taught me how to do time. Yeah. I mean, I thought of how to do something on Lightroom and he taught me how to do. Actually, it was Jay Vera who teach me through camera settings. And it was always happening and that never would fucking happen. Anybody the way they're operating right now.
Starting point is 01:07:52 And you could fucking see it in the contact creation just amongst all of us. I mean, we've been sitting here and all of a sudden we get an idea and it's like, Oh yeah, that works. And we go and we shoot it or we do it. And it's like, and we would have never done this. I did not want to do a podcast tonight and we would have never done a podcast tonight except for the fact that we're all in the same space and i'm like fuck this we have to do it yeah okay let me tell you the other thing that would be just fucking that hiller would be just richter lalina and it's it's it's truly on a rectum that's what he's wrecked it's truly unbelievable to me. The best thing in the CrossFit space right now, by far, in my opinion,
Starting point is 01:08:29 like just regular thing. I mean, I know there's a lot of good shit is the Kill Taylor shows. And the fact that no sponsor has come on and been like, Hey, we'll give you a hundred thousand dollars so you can give away $2,000 a week. If we gave away $2,000 a week. If we gave away $2,000 a week. Yeah, they're probably start squatting again. It would be, it would be the show. I mean, as soon as we put 2500 bucks, James break showed up. Right. If we had 2000, it's, it's like such a fucking, and HQ could give us the money for
Starting point is 01:09:00 it, but they're scared because we're going to say gaping. Well, that's why I said that has to just go in general like that was number two but if we got rid of gaping no one watches the show. Those are like my priorities. Wow. Gaping isn't my third idea. It's get rid of physical HQ, get rid of a net and then number three is gaping. Wow you think getting rid of a net is one of the top Because what's that one just said? There's a there's a culture of fear for like certain things and it's all got to do with a net
Starting point is 01:09:32 Hey, listen, you fucked hard The best thing in the space is a seven show. You mean the one called fucking kill Taylor You know, I like PF Pf Chang? No, no, KF, sorry. PF Chang. Do we all just get lost in the comments simultaneously? Yeah. What do you think you have? It's amazing how many assholes this show has started to collect.
Starting point is 01:09:56 That's like a sign of huge success. That's what happens when Taylor continuously talks about them. They're drawn to him. Dude, that's awesome. My favorite comment is, I'm like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. started to collect that really that's like a sign of huge success. Taylor continuously talks about them. Dude, that's awesome. My favorite, my favorite comment. And there was like W whatever the world fitness project gets it.
Starting point is 01:10:12 People get paid. It grows not complicated investors. Possibly you prestige worldwide. I was like, it's like, geez, tell me you have no idea. What movie is that from? Step Brothers. So wait, you have a constraint? One thing.
Starting point is 01:10:30 So we got quarterfinals, a net. Physical HQ. I had a one-two whammy. You gave me a bit of a thing. I know. I like it. Don't let me think. That's all right.
Starting point is 01:10:42 I want to give, I don't want to give it like I Think that we just need Every business has a constraint. It's not a negative company has that the company we need way more fuck you from the company We need the forging elite fitness. We need a strong leader from HQ We need someone who just gets us back on track that we're the baddest motherfuckers on the planet I know you're going to all say it Don because that was mine whoever whoever he's that no Yeah, don is the biggest constraint and why I'm the biggest on its face you think maybe because of a net Bogo buy one get one free. Oh But all I'm saying is that if you want free I never want to see my leader
Starting point is 01:11:19 I'm not interested like like when Rosa said I have mental health issues like I'm not interested I don't need any vulnerability from my fucking leader like that. I don't need the fucking, I don't need the Southwest airlines pilot telling me as we're fucking landing, by the way, my dog died yesterday. Like, how about fuck you? I just, I told everybody, I'm a horrible leader. I, um, do you know what I mean? I don't, I want, um, I just want just want I want him to be strong at all times.
Starting point is 01:11:49 I want my leader to always present as a bad motherfucker. And that's how Greg always presented. That's how Dave always presented. And and I just want it like this is the mission. We won't be distracted. And listen, I want to make something clear. You could have opinions. You could have non-negotiables.
Starting point is 01:12:07 You could make decisions and stick to it. And that doesn't necessarily mean you're an asshole, right? So like strong leadership. Yes. Does it like all assholes are strong leaders? No. Right. No.
Starting point is 01:12:22 I see. Great point. It's like Dana White Remember the whole slapping his wife incident Yes, he's at a bar his wife hit him. He hit her back. He went viral He said hey only pieces of shit hit their wife. I have a lot of fucking work to do on my myself I don't give a fuck what you guys say I'm more concerned about my fucking what my sons think about me. Yeah, and what my wife thinks about me end of fucking story
Starting point is 01:12:49 That's it that was his vulnerability Oh look Jason Hoppers in the comments getting his hands dirty. Oh, don't worry, dude We're gonna pick apart your show keep them keep those clips coming, baby Hey stay out of the comments buddy. Your feelings are gonna get hurt. That's Jason fake Jason. That's not even real I probably fake Jason. That's not even real. I probably fake Jason. Uh That's real Jason, bro. That's a Jason. I saw that new DJ I was well you got that I recommended you didn't give me credit for you fucking asshole He hasn't given credit to anyone for anything
Starting point is 01:13:24 Don't let Bryson in your videos he's gonna ruin your brand Jason Still sev on his fucking subscribers don't care about Bryson. Hey, you know what's cool Also Jason that it's always the same people in the comments Because it's a real following it's a real it's a real following. It's a real, it's a real community. We don't get fired. You know, we don't work with an agent. Yeah. Amazing.
Starting point is 01:13:53 We should get an agency like a Christie Aramo and Ionic or whatever the fuck Ibex training. What? Yeah. They bought, they bought their subscribers from an agency. They went from 40,000 followers to 206,000 followers and they get the same amount of engagement as they did at 40,000. Who did that? what I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:14:28 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:14:36 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:14:44 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What you say and you hurt people's feelings and you're crying. Oh, you made this person cry You're hurting them where it really hurts in their wallet, but they don't start with us Mel But I still fucking watch like you like why are you listening to me? If you don't want to hear what I had to look at my dicks in your it and your ass my my Why don't I see that dick and ass comment Oh Oh, Cross has you gotta read it. I'd clap a Ramo though. That comment happens like fuck. Okay, hold on. I just want to go back. Let's go back to this. Okay, so, Hiller wants physical location, HQ, that's the biggest constraint. You think it's quarterfinals. I kind of stole yours and I said Dawn.
Starting point is 01:15:21 I don't know if you agree with that or not. Yeah, I mean, I... Oh, fuck, that's the, I, I'm with you. I'm with you. Okay. Maybe I'm a little hesitant to like pin it on him, but, but I just, I, I want leadership. I like, I like real, I like direction. You don't think for one second that I wouldn't shoot a load all over your butt in a hundred bar facing burpees into 20 legless. You're high, dude. I can't help but just imagine the two of you just
Starting point is 01:15:49 50 muscle ups for time. It's over. And hell look, I don't care. I can't beat you in anything else. You're the fourth fittest man in the world when they remove half the workouts and everyone else drops out of the competition, but you're still fourth fittest on the planet. Nice asterisk, bro. Let me just say one thing really quick and then I'll pass it off to you And this is just really quick, but I will say this good morning. Good morning from Nick. Go ahead. Go ahead I will say this even though you're fourth fittest on earth Jason when they remove half the workouts and everyone else drops out of The field I still think James break rightfully earned the title fittest on earth. That's such a fucking weird thing to say Okay, hold on Nick Horton. Good morning I'm in the United Kingdom the Pakistanis representative gang story is true and numerous labor-run
Starting point is 01:16:27 Council towns they groomed the girls gave them drinks and drugs and gang raped them Did you show me a video and it's by the house want to watch a video? The reporting was suppressed because of race the porting with the the reporting was suppressed because of racist claims This is their BLM thing George Floyd moment because of racist claims and councils were scared They wouldn't get voted back in labor now won't open up an inquest inquiry. Okay, go ahead. Susie. Sorry I Do things I would be super curious to hear Dave's answer to my question He probably hasn't even thought through because all I can focus on is shooting guns in his backyard and fucking. Oh, he started. Wow. You're antagonizing him. You want a little,
Starting point is 01:17:09 you want another round on the weekend review, don't you? Dude, my highlight of my life is that both me and Bryson have succeeded in getting Dave to respond to us on weekend review comments. And both of our comments were total troll, antagonistic comments, just to arise. And he bit. But he bit, but he also did it in a way where it made everybody else think he didn't bite, and he took a shot at me that everyone else
Starting point is 01:17:35 probably didn't see as a shot, but was definitely a subtle shot, which was funny. It was funny, and he fucking knew it too, which was funny. I like Dave. That's funny. And he fucking knew it too, which was funny. I liked it. That's funny. Yeah. He's, he's, it would be interesting. He's definitely thought of it.
Starting point is 01:17:50 Oh hell yeah. I thought of it. Are you kidding? I think that a Hiller has really pinned the issue going back quite a ways that they have a serious resources. They have a, they're, they're basically siloed when I work there The company was not siloed at all. The company is siloed. Yeah, and there's not a strong leadership Yeah, and there's a resource issue, right? So think about sequencing on that, right?
Starting point is 01:18:16 So like how do you get everybody into HQ and how do you? Know it but who does that? The people who Oh, no, no, no, no. Don makes that decision. He says we're moving to place X. You guys have six months. We'll deal with some sort of moving stipends. We'll help you guys out.
Starting point is 01:18:35 And if you don't want to move, please let us know now because we're going to let you go. And then you move every day. The federal government is about to do that. Yes. Because everybody, like it it's just better impression. Are you following that story, Hiller? I follow zero stories that are cross-fit. Two percent, like two percent of the fucking US fucking government actually goes to work.
Starting point is 01:18:53 They're all online. Yeah, actually it's ten percent. It's like ten percent. And the vast majority of them are fucking guards and like cleaners of the buildings. The rest of everyone works from fucking home. So they don't work at all. And so basically Elon's saying we going to fire all of you guys who don't start coming to work. So DC is just full of these giant buildings that are empty, dude. You can put some homeless people in there. That you would think they filled them with illegal migrants and homeless people.
Starting point is 01:19:19 Good Lord. Friend Aaragua runs our country. Why aren't you engaging this comment? Engaging what comment? How about you go- He said, why are you engaging comment? What comment? No one knows.
Starting point is 01:19:32 Barry McOchran, no one knows. Yeah, but that's what I go back to because at the same time, you have to have a leader that's willing to make those decisions and empower other people so that way they could do their jobs free of any constraints from the top. Right. Right. So if you if Don says, okay, first we're order of business. And I said this a long time ago, too, when I was talking about what age could HQ could do to write itself. And I wasn't talking just the games. It was the whole thing in general. And I said, we get everybody in the same building. You guys all need to have a physical location. You guys all need to work together.
Starting point is 01:20:02 At least the media no everybody okay fine because you have to like you can't have like you said you can't have things siloed it needs to be able to flow freely and the creativity and collaboration happen a lot if they're working on a constraint or something or a problem they're trying to solve and you may tell me you get all of them in a room to do that physically together that they can't solve that problem or wouldn't you like yes a lot but a lot faster. Right. And so there'd be a lot less in fighting too. It's way harder to fight with people or talk shit about it when you see them every single day, right? Less in fighting. Oh man. I think that maybe I'll leave
Starting point is 01:20:33 this for you. I actually think HQ might be closing down its remaining headquarters. They have a headquarters. Yeah. Older. No, they have one in Santa Cruz. They have offices in Santa Cruz. Really what? Oh There's an office in Boulder. Oh, there's an anonymous person. Nobody is it just Eric Rose living there. Nobody hears It just Eric Rose a living there. Oh Our works office. Oh, what does he do? roll No, he does the Oh What does he do roll No, he does the um There what there what's it called spam? What's their thing called spam?
Starting point is 01:21:12 The programming thing. Yeah, that's it's not called spam ham. It's called BAM spam plan RJ RJ how Sousa Or Taylor are you guys are you guys, are you guys impacted by the decisions HQ makes or is it just the elite level at this point? Is your gym impacted by the decisions? Well by the- My, it's impacted by the lack of decisions.
Starting point is 01:21:35 It's impacted by the lack of their, the lack of their ability to grow the pie. It's impacted by the lack of their collaborative partnerships with people outside of the space. It's, it's, um, it affects the gym with a lack of more media in the space to gather more attention from people that have no idea about CrossFit, have misconceptions about CrossFit. CrossFit HQ does nothing to combat any of the stereotypes about, negative stereotypes about CrossFit. And again, they also do nothing to position themselves as that expertise in the health and fitness space anymore. So those are all responsibilities of HQ. And you hear people like Craig Howard
Starting point is 01:22:05 talk about, Oh, well this or that, or this or that, and he complaints the fuck out of HQ's responsibility and job versus an affiliate's responsibility in job. And I could tell you what doesn't affect my affiliate at all, whatever the fuck happens to the CrossFit Games athletes. Hey, and I want to add to this, anyone who's like, Hey, all you guys do is fucking complain. No, all the athletes do is complain. We do a fuck ton of other shit that's not complaining. A fuck ton.
Starting point is 01:22:30 I'd say this is fucking. Yeah. The Erica Folow video Hiller made. 160 some-odd thousand views. Affiliate video contest. Kill Taylor. The school, the media. That's insane that video got 150,000.
Starting point is 01:22:44 The school platform that Sues the built that's a resource for all the affiliates So I don't want to hear any of that bullshit in speaking of which to another thing here is like so media What's it called media launch? It's called media launch So if you go to school.com backslash media launch if you go inside there, they have that affiliate toolkit, right? That is that what HQ puts out in May of I guess last year now in May what HQ puts out. In May of, I guess last year now, in May, Jay and I started that school. And it's basically been me creating content, him curating it, and us pushing people into it to start to have more of a community so they could cross-pollinate ideas and work
Starting point is 01:23:13 with each other. Okay? This is why I know HQ has intention for the affiliates. Two guys did it. And you know all the other stuff that I do. And a lot of the people in this show know how many things that I have my hands in. So in say with Jay, he has a lot of other stuff that he has going on. So the two of us are able to do that, build more resources and then find what we were calling bright spots inside there. People in the community that are offering a lot of value have done some stuff, have this track where they've been giving them the platform to either sell their
Starting point is 01:23:36 stuff on there or create media that we could have then turned to give to the affiliates for them to learn from those people that have already done those things. I know CrossFit HQ has done jack shit. Well, look at the engagement. Hiller gets on his reels versus anyone else. Guys, time out. We're in an echo chamber now and all we do is suck HQ. Doc. Us? Let's turn the table. Who do you want me to crap on? I did just say.
Starting point is 01:24:04 Yeah. Isn't that amazing now isn't that amazing that he's you it People think that too like people will write that that all we do is suck HQ's cock. Yeah The airport oh you do yeah, okay. I love you guys great show. Thanks for joining us all of you except for a Thanks for joining us all of you except for a Hillers friend KF you go fuck yourself. Is that hillers friend? Fuck you guys just got it was you cook The Raptors video launches tomorrow alone AMC ST awesome so wrap this video tomorrow on hillar station on Tuesday I will I got some time on Monday So I'm gonna try to do a little deep dive and I'm gonna do a review of Don's time as CEO Wow, what he's done, what he hasn't done.
Starting point is 01:24:46 Oh, do I have a show tomorrow morning? Alright, I gotta dip. Later. Don hasn't done much. Exactly. Do you want me to go with you? I'll go with you if you want. Yeah, I'll go with you.
Starting point is 01:24:57 Summer time in the living living. Okay, I'm going to. I'll see you guys tomorrow at 7 a.m. for those of you who want to talk about Pakistani gang bangers. Love you guys. Maybe Hiller and Susie will join me. I know. Pakistani gang bangers, I'm out. All right.
Starting point is 01:25:12 Love you guys. Alexis Raptors tomorrow. Big video. Big, big, big video. Yeah, you got a video? I'm in.

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