The Sevan Podcast - How to GROW the CrossFit Games
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I'm so annoyed by this do you think it's misinformation if I tell you oh my god
I saw fucking red Ferrari speed down the street at 70 and
It was going 60 and you find out later. It was a red Lamborghini is that misinformation oh no
Or even if it was I go dude. Holy shit
I just saw fucking Ferrari do 70 in a 25 a red Ferrari and then someone's like hey, dude
You got a stop line like what are you talking about? He goes it, a red Ferrari. And then someone's like, hey dude, you gotta stop lying.
Like, what are you talking about?
And he goes, it was a red Lamborghini, stop lying.
You're just emotional.
Oh, you're retarded.
I'm retarded?
The person who's looking into the type of car.
So look, I reposted this story
about the Oregon fire trucks being held
for emissions testing that were on the way
to help California fight the fires.
And this girl goes it is
Misinformation they weren't held for emissions testing. They were held for safety inspections
But they were held the same thing
Exactly, why are you fighting with this person? I'm not fighting
I just don't just look at your screen and there's a laundry list of blue lines
Yeah, that's towards the camera right now. Look at the blue Taylor wrote.
There's so much blue.
Yeah, well look.
You are fighting.
No, I'm not fighting, I'm driving a fucking point home
to a retard.
You're educating.
Have you ever tried to teach somebody who can't learn?
Or a retard?
Yeah, I do it on Instagram all the time.
You think they ever learn anything?
Yeah, they learn not to fuck with me Name one person you've ever educated
Hilar I educate them and not fucking DMing me. Hey, you know what?
I saw this guy on the news today on Fox News
They were interviewing and he's like our government's supposed to take care of us and he's all fucking pissed off. I'm like
Who in their right mind?
After what we just went through with COVID thinks
that the government's supposed to take care of you. Half of all small black businesses
in the United States went out of business during COVID.
That's wild. Yeah. Yeah. After the firefighters are definitely not putting out black people's
homes. After the, after the fires started happening, I bought a fire. I bought a fire
extinguisher fire extinguisher. Yeah. Good call a fire. I bought a fire extinguisher fire extinguisher.
Yeah.
Good call.
Yeah.
One fire extinguisher.
Big one.
Motherfucker.
I wonder how many cross fire extinguishers up this like the
day code up to code.
Yours is.
Yeah.
It's like you work at the fire department.
It better.
Yeah.
Good point.
But no, ours was like the building owners.
We have one at every single exit and entry point at the gym. I go to affiliates and I check their fire
really? Yeah. Yeah. We get out all up to date. We get ours replaced every, what is it? Every year,
every two years or three, whatever it is, they just kind of do it automatically. So they show up and
well, switch it out. Same with AEDs. Like how many CrossFit gyms you don't think ours is up to date?
We had an AED. Yeah. Battery was dead. Nice. They
got a nice shelf life on him. Why was your battery dead? You use it and charge it. You're not supposed
to have to charge it, dude. That's a janky. It was like a Chinese. I'm pretty sure I should have it.
Yeah, I have it. What, what's it take for people to realize that the government's not going to
save you? Like what like
How is covet not enough dude? We just learned about it You know what I was thinking to you by the way, which I don't want to push off topic
But what happened to kovat?
It's gone right but like completely
I mean, I mean for me it depends if you go in libtard neighborhoods
Maybe not all the retards still exist because they wear their fucking masks and still believe the vaccine
Dude, um, it goes back to what we learned this weekend with Greg.
What do people crave the most and what gives them the most comfort is certainty.
And so I feel like when you have this entity that's taking care of you or you see if you
feel that it should take care of you, it feels like there's some sort of like certainty behind
it.
Safety net.
And it's just an illusion.
But that's why I think most people.
It's what the plants crave.
The government.
Pull this government.
Helpful comment up by Jeff Baker.
Uh, he, if first one, yeah, that one, that one.
And then the next one, he goes at Jeff, uh, but hold NFL playoffs are on and y'all are
discussing politics.
Next comment.
You're watching us.
We're not even talking about politics, but he's watching us.
What did he say?
Get your T levels checked.
Jeff, you watch other men fondle each other and get excited over it.
And you're asking us to get our T levels checked because you want to watch
big muscular men chase a ball around.
Wow.
Fall on top of each other.
Yeah.
I looked at the stats on the podcast earlier and, uh, what a
douchy percent of the watchers are from what a huge percent of the watchers are from Europe
58% of our watchers are from Europe. Oh because of nighttime just a seven podcast. Yeah, it's all in Europe
Oh, but these should these not late night shows if they're watching the NFL playoffs in you know, why it's for though
Because we're the only source of truth they can access
They can't get anything true over there online
the only source of truth they can access. They can't get anything true over there online. God, this thing in the UK, are you following the story in the UK with the fucking Pakistani
fucking rape gangs?
Tell me about it. I don't know anything.
Can we call them rape? So maybe we don't get dinged for the first 30 seconds?
Pakistan?
These immigrants, these Paki immigrants, there's shitloads of them and for fucking the last
20 years they've been taking white girls between the ages of 10 and 14 and grooming
them and raping them by the fucking thousands dude.
And the government's been suppressing it and hiding it because they thought it would be
as they're Muslims, it would be Islamophobic to charge them.
It's fucking crazy.
Elon asked the prime minister of the United Kingdom to step down.
How did that go? Wow. I think he's fucking, probably freaking out.
This can't be a real story. Dude, it's so real, dude. It's beyond comprehension, dude. And hey,
it's a complete class thing too, because they viewed the white girls as less, a lower class and that it was okay to rape them.
The articles on are fascinating. It's in all over mainstream media.
Check out, yeah, look, it's just look it up. UK rape gangs.
Oh, this person says not a conspiracy theorist. Seve?
Yeah, he's probably just trolling to get a rise. He's just trying to get a rise.
I'm going to say I need to see it happen.
Yeah, let's pull up an article.
Like see it happen. Yeah, let's pull up an article.
Like see it happen.
Like just like the process of it, right?
The act.
Hey, remember I told you our YouTube video.
Taylor needs to see a Pakistan.
You know what I'm saying.
Like I told you, we're going to make
the world's greatest YouTube video
and prove that the earth is not flat.
We're just going to travel around the world,
Taylor and I. Yep.
OK, here.
Hillary, look.
Elon Musk joins call for Rotherhom sex abuse scandal
inquiry.
Elon Musk has joined calls for fresh inquiring
to the widespread child sex abuse in the United Kingdom
a decade after it first came to light.
The thousands of children have been victimized,
all young white girls, English girls,
of what are now being termed rape gangs,
and one of the most sweeping sex abuse scandals in British history
Wow, dude it this story is wild dude and the parent even the parents knew
As you dig into this you won't even be able to get your fucking head wrapped around it
I'm not digging into it. It is it is brutal, dude
They go into the details of how they would go by their house
Ask the parents for the kids the kids would come with them the groom girls as young as 11 or sex would they do that?
Why would they be sure here's a kid? How would they do that? I can tell you this dude. I can tell you this
When I have daughters if me and Lizzie have a daughter and anybody touches that daughter
I'll put a fucking bullet in your head
In Rotherham alone around 1400 girls were abused a further 1000 were victimized and tell for well hundreds of perpetrators were identified across the country I
Would fucking kill someone hey, dude, and these are like these are like Paul
These are like people politicians and like I thought you said they were Pakistan people who yeah
But they fucking they were also politicians or people who hold status in the community
People who yeah, but they fucking they were also politicians or people who hold status in the community
It's wild and here's the Britons prime minister this fucking guy. I
Think Bobby smokes was one of the young English girls who got fucked by the Pakistanis
Close comment up
You can read that from there. Yeah, Bobby smoke. Yep I was one of these 11 year old English girls who got victimized by Pakistani rape gangs
Sorry to hear that Bobby smokes
You believe everything on the internet don't you oh because I believe this story now, I believe everything on the internet
Bobby I believe you're a real moron. You're a person sitting in your mom's basement with
a bong next to you.
This is too absurd for me to believe.
Bobby!
Yeah.
I don't believe it.
What do you think is more real, that or Trump getting shot?
Probably this.
Holy shit.
Okay, so I found this article that was saying the exact opposite of what you were saying
because I was like trying to source it for information.
Of course, this is just a quick skim but the title reads the right is
trying to rewrite history with it with its toxic rhetoric on Britain's rape gangs. Oh and then as
I scan down it's just a bunch of information talking about like this history and stuff and
then it tried to give statistics on the different victims that had occurred and the people doing
them and then it goes through the all this thing and then it all, and then at the end
of it, it says, uh, this data runs counter to the current narrative.
Though it is difficult to assess its reliability given in most cases,
ethnicity is not recorded.
So, okay.
Okay.
So they were being raped, but they're not white girls.
Yeah.
It's like, they tried to say that it was, okay.
I'm willing to retract that it's white girls.
Now what?
And who can't write? Yeah. I'm willing to retract that it's white girls now what and who can't right?
Yeah, I'm willing to retract its white girls. It might be how's that? Like I don't care
I really want to blast the girl who DM me that dumb shit cuz she did it another time. Oh
It's just like dude
Are you laughing dude? I fucking hate it with hey
The video is sounding for the crust. Hey, I just want to bless this shit for talking to me at the internet.
But I'm not.
I saw this post.
I saw this post on Instagram and it said doctors are compensated between
20,000 and $120,000 for based on the number of COVID vaccines they gave.
I actually have an anecdotal source on that.
I believe that one.
And it basically said, it said fact check by fact checkers.
This is false.
So I clicked on it and read it.
And do you know what the fact check was that it was like between
40,000 and 150,000 and that's ridiculous and it's just like come on
Come on man, like
Recently at a Walgreens this had to
have been years back you were in a hot tub together you know fat people up about your stupid butthole
talk now tell me because i know that's what you're gonna say was it gonna go to buttholes
it's have on fat people wash themselves in hot tubs like they can't wipe very well yeah you know
that right oh good job hillar i didn't know, but I like it. Disgusting. So anyways, Hillary wasn't a fat person's, uh, was the guy fat?
At the time, which the pandemic was going on, this guy's like, yeah, I get 250 bucks per person
that came through my pharmacy to give a COVID vaccine. Like 50 goes, yeah, I'm making like 10
grand a day because I have three people just, Oh, okay. So this article, this is from the garden.
It goes for the guardian.
This goes further on to say, this is the rape gang stuff.
Yes.
And so it's trying to essentially like the headline.
And then when you get down further towards the bottom of the article,
it says ethnicity is a factor more has written, but there is also a shared
assumption beneath the police inaction in the council workers neglect.
So they're basically saying like, oh, well, it's also on them.
And then it also says that this story is deeply embedded with misogyny
and class prejudice, prejudice, but the you turn to me down.
Okay. No, I'm turning myself down.
Prejudice.
And prejudice, terrible movie.
And not just for men of Pakistani heritage.
And then it goes on to say that although this is a problem,
it shouldn't be posed in purely in racial terms to transform
it into an exercise fostering hate.
Yeah, that's exactly my point.
They don't address the rapes, though.
They don't actually address.
They say that it's a problem, but then they try to skew that to make it sound like it's like wrapped in a side
Why no one was reporting it because no I wanted to be judged as Islamophobes and that's exactly what that person is doing
Hey, it's the same reason why they took out the fucking they don't make the security cam footage public at the fucking San Francisco subway
They even said it they said because it would cause people to do racial profiling. What's that mean?
Well, all the people committing the crimes are of one
Maybe that has to be done. I
Mean has to be
Racial profiling has to be done. Yeah
Discernment has to be done. What's discern you see some discernment is is you see fucking three fucking
That dude doesn't have a set on straight
Yeah
You see three fucking 15 year old fucking kids acting like fucking thug
walking down the street towards you. You fucking cross the street.
And if, and if 80% of it, okay, well you don't have to,
if I see a bunch of Taylor's walking down the street by myself,
I cross the street.
I would cross the street if I saw you walking down the street at night towards me
too. Yeah, Taylor, I would not want to see you at night Yeah, and guess what I would cross the street
And I assume everybody's a problem when I'm walking out of the mall with my brand new Apple bag and a MacBook inside of it
Yeah, there you go. That's even another layer of it
What's that that often? Yeah, I bought one for my head coach for Christmas
brand new MacBook
loaded up for him
Wow, what I need to grab you. Have you been? Have you ever been? Have you ever been jumped on the street? Uh by
randoms? I've never been jumped by randoms but I've been
jumped several times. Okay, I got jumped by random several
times at night dudes walking down the sidewalks towards
towards me. Where was this in Concord, California and my all
my friends went out into the street to walk around them and
I didn't. I I put my back up against
I put my stomach up against the bushes so they could walk by
And somebody who tapped me on the shoulder and just started fucking mashing me
That's why all the bottom my bottom teeth are chipped
Really? Yep, mine's from a baseball, but I did get hell kind of teed off on for like a fucking minute straight
It was like two minutes. They robbed you
No, they didn't rob
They beat me unconscious huge dude huge black guy damn the And I drew a picture of the guy, you know, and I was in high school, you know, in high school, how you cover your books in brown paper bags.
And I drew, you didn't do that in high school. We had to cover all our books. Did anyone do that? Yeah, I did. I did. I, you know, the textbooks and you made
your own book cover. She didn't fuck them up. Yeah.
You get a brown paper bag and you cut it and you cover your book.
And on the cover of one of my books,
I drew a picture of the dude and he looked like Mr. T right.
And the black girls at the school sat me down
and had to talk with me that I was fucking somehow racist.
Like, what are you talking about?
That's the dude who fucking beat me up.
Doesn't Avi love Mr. T?
That's Avi loves Mr. T.
He wants to go blackface for Halloween.
Does that piss you off?
No, I fucking love black dudes.
I am a black dude.
That's why they beat me up.
You know not letting him go blackface is racist. Yeah, I do black dudes. I am a black dude That's why they beat me up. You know not letting him go blackface is racist. Yeah, I
Do know that okay?
Wait, I would let him
Okay, Andrew Hiller. How how if you wanted to grow the CrossFit Games, how would you do it? I run a Super Bowl ad
Okay, this 10,000 times. Yeah, tell me more
What would the Super Bowl ad be? And okay, this 10,000 times. Yeah. Tell me more.
What would the Super Bowl ad be?
Probably James Sprig doing some stuff
because James Sprig is a pretty good example of what it means to be the CrossFit
games champion.
I mean, everything that he's done since he's won has kind of aligned with.
Wait, but the games you would grow with the super commercial and we're not talking about cross.
I wouldn't run a CrossFit affiliate commercial.
I would run a CrossFit games commercial.
Interesting.
Okay.
And I would do that because it gets people angry or it's, Hey, this is
CrossFit.
What is that?
And they like look at him and they see as it's the whole thing.
You have to utilize it.
I mean, you, you use the games athletes and they should want to be used and that's how
It grew in the first place and nobody can argue that and what and what would he be doing in the commercial?
32nd commercial I was I mean you would use him as one of them
It's like a tidbit of him and then I'd have to think but like his and would be a good choice
It's like Jake who is and okay? He's kind of freaky or yeah, he garard would be a good choice is like Jake who is in okay he's kind of freaky or yeah he garage would be a good Ricky would be good Ricky just doing a fucking anything
like a workout any sort of anything the way they look and CrossFit calling them
in the commercial this is the fittest man on earth no one has more work
capacity across broad time and modal domains than this man that you are
witnessing with his 37 abdominal muscles
protruding from his abdomen. And the reason you use the game's athletes to that extent because
people get fired up and be like who the fuck they think he's the fittest on earth? Right. What does
that even mean? And in 30 seconds they tell you it's like hitting that Coca-Cola commercial with
the polar bear or like any single Doritos commercial or Taco Bell commercial with the Chihuahua. It's
like that's what you remember. Like CrossFit's the fittest on earth. It's
like, well, I want to be fit.
So question about the commercial. How does it end? Does it end with like a call to action
and say like, sign up now for the CrossFit games? Or does it say like, prove us wrong?
Or like, does it say take his crown? Is there no call to action? Like what's the call to
action would be to like see what it's all about. And then you go to the affiliates.
No, but at the end of the commercial, how do you get them?
Where do they go?
What do they do with that information?
So they saw how you give them nothing.
So it would end with just CrossFit.com.
Or just CrossFit because CrossFit.com is pretty easy.
Like once you Google CrossFit.
People are stupid and they got short memory and that you're going to
evoke an emotion in them that they're going to see at a time that they're
probably partying.
I feel like the call to action needs to be very specific.
I don't call it action on a Coca-Cola commercial.
Yeah. I don't think the call...
Because the brand is so strong and you go all over because the distribution points for Coca-Cola
is fucking everywhere.
Ever.
Yes, it is. It's enjoy a Coke. That's the call to action. And the distribution of Coca-Cola
is massive and everywhere. The distribution of the CrossFit games and signing up happens at
one location. And all those people that you just presented
the commercial to have no idea where that is or what it is and when they go
to crossfit.com they need to go the crossfit games.com or games.crossfit
because we're trying to grow the games you got to grow the open
crossfit games we said how to grow crossfit now how to grow the crossfit
games that's why I read but I like question I give an ending I got idea. I love the idea of the commercial. I've never liked the idea of Super Bowl commercial.
I'm open-minded to it right now. I don't know where they're gonna get, they're gonna have to
fucking sell the company to do the commercial. But at the very end of all this fucking crazy great
music and he looks at the sweat dripping off of Sprague and that fucking young glow he has
and then he looks
at the camera goes I'm the fittest man in the world and says you can shoot you can and
then it can say something but the crossfit get you anyone can try to take the throne
from James Sprague sign sign up now for the CrossFit Games open it can just say crossfit.com
and then listen when you go to crossfit.s dot-com website got an option It's an open sign up right there on the cover
Yeah, just like yeah, and you you provoke people you piss people off because he says I'm the fittest fucking human on planet Earth
It should just say I am the fittest man or think you can beat me
Crossfit dot com and then maybe some dates below it can be signups begin now
Well, the Super Bowl timing would be great too, because it's close enough to the open
where they could do it again.
Are you fitter?
Yeah.
I like, are you fitter?
Are you fitter?
Yeah, that's speaking to our own group.
I like, you want the title.
Fitter doesn't mean anything to the mass public.
It has to be prove us wrong.
God, you live in a bubble, dude.
You live in a fucking bubble.
Hey, fuck off.
Do you think you can beat me?
Yeah, there you go.
That works.
There you go. I don't think you need to tell me to fuck off though, but the rest of it's good. I do need to tell you to fuck off. Do you think you can beat me? Yeah, there you go. I don't think you need to tell me to fuck off though, but the rest of it is good.
I do need to tell you to fuck off.
Okay, how would you grow the CrossFit Games, Mr. Cell?
How would you go?
Grow. He doesn't know how to grow.
He's the fittest man on the planet, Kil Taylor.
No, he doesn't need to.
The Super Bowl commercial idea is really cool.
I like that too.
I've always hated it until just now.
I think that they should do a Netflix series.
Like a 10 episode series.
And I think it should be like a Mr. Beast style of elimination.
I don't think it should follow the, we are here to
crown the fittest on earth, but I think there should be elements in the series.
Like the ultimate fighter kind of style.
Exactly. Claiming that we do crown the fittest on earth at the CrossFit games, but this is
like an exhibition event and you put it in a, on a platform that everyone watches, put it in a format that everyone loves to watch.
People love documentary series or reality TV series,
10 episode series, they're fucking wildly addicting.
They fucking explode, but the problem with all of these,
not the problem I guess, but the whole premise
of all of these documentary or reality TV series is
it's a 10 episode series just to sell
ads and make money for that series.
The whole point of this series is to put people in CrossFit affiliates.
So I think that the benefits of a series like that for CrossFit extend much further down
the road than a benefit does for something like Love is Blind.
It just makes fucking Todd and whatever the bitches name, a bunch of fucking
money, they do another show at some point.
This, I don't know.
I think it's like a, you do it at Greg Glassman's fucking garage
gym or you do it at the ranch and.
You fucking pick like a 20 celebrity signup.
I don't want any games athletes.
The world fitness project.
No, those are all games athletes.
I don't want a single fucking games athlete.
Jason Hopper, sorry, fucktard.
You've had your chance to be in front of the camera and people don't like you that much.
What we want are people who everyone knows they're famous as fuck,
and we're going to make them do CrossFit across a 10 episode series.
And maybe it's going to be, hey, we're going to find the fittest tennis player,
or we're going to find the fittest movie star or, uh, I don't fuck. I don't know.
Just something that's so traumatizing and like, so you want, you, you want a, a reality
show, the reality for real people to be able to watch people who've never done CrossFit, learn CrossFit, but also be tested in wildly crazy
CrossFit challenges.
You want famous people to do CrossFit,
that ain't gonna work.
Dude, imagine fucking Bradley Cooper doing Fran.
He's not gonna do it.
Well, how do you get them to do it?
You don't.
Why?
Because you gotta.
Rick Ross did fucking CrossFit.
Yeah, and he also wanted to. Okay, so how do you know? You don't. Why? Rick Ross did fucking CrossFit. And he also wanted to. Okay.
So how do you know these guys don't want to have anybody ever asked them? Yeah.
Who? I asked Bradley Cooper once. You didn't ask Bradley Cooper.
You fucking liar. Good guy. He's a good buddy of mine.
Okay. I'd like to take a shot at it. I'm stealing a, uh, Susan's idea.
Fuck Susan. He doesn't even talk yet. I know,
but I talked to him once in a while outside of the podcast.
Um, 20 that 20% of the
McGraw does CrossFit.
Yeah.
Holy fuck dude.
Hey, a lot of famous people.
Taylor, we could go through, we could go through a list of people that are
currently doing CrossFit that the current HQ knows about that they could have
leveraged massively and you would lose your mind.
Yeah, I know Cody Johnson, the country singer also does crossfit.
Tyson Bajan.
God damn, it would be...
He pickens Tyson Bajan because he'd be down.
That would fucking kill, dude.
Could you imagine that?
Yeah, that'd be interesting.
And by the way, we're going to end this with a poll with all the ideas and the audience
will get to pick which one they like the best out of all.
Okay. Mine's really simple. What you take that 20% from the open that they're going
to give to the affiliates with rogue money. And you keep all of that. Take it away from
the affiliates and you give it to a fucking editor. And all that editor does is take content
from the games. And you have every games athlete say at the games
when they get there, you give them a script to read about,
hey, you have to sign up for the open.
Hey, I really want you to sign up for the open.
Give all of them do that.
And then you take all that footage
and all that games footage, and then you pay that editor.
And then every day, 365 days a year,
there's a real going out.
That's a collab telling, using all of these fucking people.
You have Brent Fickehouse going sign up for the open and you know what I mean?
And he's all chiseled and shit.
He doesn't have a choice.
What'd you say?
But, but not on a big scale, not on a big scale.
Like basically you tell every, you tell me out on that one. You tell every that's cool. You tell every athlete, Hey, when you go to the games, it says in I like basically
You tell every that's cool you tell every athlete hey when you go to the games it says in their contract you have to Collab with us on five posts throughout the year and
Then you have those 40 athletes that's 200 posts and you just pay an editor to take that footage
With a script of them saying sign up for the open and because they're not gonna do it themselves
They don't really know how to grow the games i think and the premise yeah the athletes the premise
is i believe the games can only grow if the open grows and they never talk about that they want to
grow the games to the willmore fitness thing it's already failed grid league already already
already failed all those things are all those things already failed you want to grow the fucking games in the pot
It's always been more fans more people interested. Where do you get the fans through people being interested in the fucking?
Oh, they made it more evident this year, which is nice
So the CrossFit Games team they did but you directly that
Athletes are walking away. Would you say would you just for our poll sake here?
Would you say that like mass media or leveraging athletes as like them?
Both both both both you basically are forcing that you force that if you want to compete
You already signed away the rights of your image and all that shit and all that and then you know, you don't like this idea
I just have I have a question
Doing Isabelle and saying what do you think is likely to drive more people who haven't done CrossFit into an affiliate
to try the open?
Watching a games athlete who they've never fucking met and quite frankly looks like a
retard like Brent Fikowski does or watching Tim McGraw do it on a Netflix docuise?
But maybe to have watching Tim McGraw, but this, what I'm saying about, what I'm saying
is that this is actionable
right now with the resources we have. You guys have two great ideas. Okay. They're going
to require a lot of resources. Okay. What I'm saying is this can be done on the easy
on the cheap. And I think we can get to seven. I already did it. And and and Hiller already
did it. And I think we can get to 700,000 people entering the open. I think we can double
the number of open participants
If you just if you leverage every you've just for hey, you got a collab with fucking the CrossFit games five times Okay, we get to choose what we want to post on your account lands for sure. Okay, it's almost like he's done this before
I would have fucking 100% watched him a brother in CrossFit
Caleb Rossum Tulsi Gabbard. There's another one for you. Wow. Yeah, Tulsi. She does tactical games and shit. She's a cross fitter Yeah, there'sIntyre. He's another bicycle man does CrossFit. The hunter he does the, he's really focused on one workout.
The Hunter, the Hunter, Brittany Spears does CrossFit.
Dude, Marjorie Taylor green does CrossFit.
There you go.
She does do CrossFit.
She only dream it.
She only dreams it.
She only dreams it.
She only dreams it.
She only dreams it.
She only dreams it.
She only dreams it.
She only dreams it.
She only dreams it.
She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. She only dreams it. He's really focused on one workout, the Hunter. Brittany Spears does CrossFit? Dude.
Marjorie Taylor Greene does CrossFit.
There you go.
She does do CrossFit.
She owned a gym with Travis Mayer.
Did she really?
Yeah, they were partners in the gym.
Marjorie Taylor Greene was Travis Mayer's partner.
Yeah, business partner.
He's a woke fuck.
How was she partnered with him?
I don't know.
That's wild.
Is Travis Mayer woke?
Pretty sure.
He acts like it.
He does act like it, but I don't think he is
Maybe that's why she's no longer danica patrick. Oh danica. Pat Seth Rollins. Yeah, there's there's yeah
There's so many with lara trump does crossfit. Let's fucking oh don jr. He does crossfit 22 minute fucking murph. Yeah
20
22 minutes that was his whole thing. He said a Murph time and he got Torah. No, I'm
pleased. Crossfit liver King. But, but Don Jr. Yeah. My mom does CrossFit. Not so famous,
but Don Jr. Totally does cross. Don takes his whole family there. Don Jr. That's sick.
Yeah. Wow. What's your, uh, how would you grow the CrossFit Games?
Okay.
Well, not using the media and leveraging the athletes.
Okay.
I'll take this position on it.
Then I think the way that you do it is the only way the games grow is through the open
because that's the initiating stage and that's what like fills the pipeline.
Check.
I agree.
So I think that you have to have enough resources out there to where that the affiliates can
leverage the open to essentially make more money and encourage their members to participate.
And if you do something where you could package it to where it could be a revenue driver for
members, and you gave them a bunch of resources. So it just made that super easy for them. And you did a ton of stuff behind it,
like not for anything else,
but helping the affiliate owners get to a place
where they could utilize it to their advantage
if they choose so.
So I think that that would be the way to do it
because not only would it be good for the affiliates,
you could push a bunch of new people into the gyms
and the affiliates can make some money off of it.
I need more details, Susie, you lost me.
You didn't tell me shit.
Yeah. Yeah, here. I'm gonna tell. Susie. You didn't tell me shit. Yeah
Fucking took my idea
Reality series at the ranch for fucking forever
So fuck both you guys those are both of ideas. I'm trying to cope with something on the fucking spot
I have an idea. Let's just throw the games and we'll leverage
I want to leverage shit and do the games
Well, okay. So let's here's let's define leverage for Hiller What leverage means is what could you do the minimum amount of work? I don't know the amount of output for want to use it
Okay, so let me ask you question. What would you do to grow the CrossFit Games?
Don't steal my idea, Suza.
It's like hearing demarcation for the five years.
Oh, Shady, we knocked Suza out!
Dude, god damn!
Demarcation, demarcation, demarcation!
Hey, this is actually my fucking
braundo idea. This is my idiocracy idea.
Please, yeah.
Take Brent Fikowski and you put him behind a
Fudd Ruckers
fuckers, yeah
And I like Fudd Ruckers
And over the evolution of the Fudd Ruckers as it turns into butt fuckers
You tell people that Brent Fikowski will suck your penis if you sign up for the
Millions of signups Millions pillar how he's not going to do that.
I don't want to shoot down.
Listen, I don't want to shoot down any.
I'm totally you can make him do anything.
I know but listen, I really want to be in a creative space where we can think freely.
I just think that is you tell him that if he wants
to be, call himself a little cool, cute little baby CrossFit games athlete, he has to sign
a contract. So where's your idea in the contract? It's glug, glug for open sign. All right.
That was the worst idea I've ever. All right. I'll throw this one out there and you guys
can all fucking try this one too. He just stole this from the chat. You didn't give
us an idea yet. I'm giving you an idea. Okay Okay, okay I'll do the coach L workout on you. Fuck can I talk?
Let's vote on these is he can't handle it
Here's what I do. I I strip away all the fucking prize money and I give first place male female million dollars each
That's how you grow the Wow
System or no, we're not talking about growing the ecosystem. We grow the game specifically grow the games
And how would that work? I don't know. I just made that up because I think i'm sick of this fucking
People with this tiered payment everybody deserves to get paid just fucking do it million dollars for first place fittest on earth
We don't give a fuck about anything, but the fittest on earth second place is the first loser
First place gets a million fucking dollars. And you have to go through the open and make the other stages maybe a little bit less fucking
confusing.
They should actually die. I would love to see that. I'd love to see that one. They should
actually take money from people who don't win. Now we're now we're out of the box. This
is good. Tell me how would that work? How would that work?
If you play second, you only get a $5,000 fine.
If you place third, you get a $7,000 fine.
Wow.
For a $9,000 fine.
And they help crowd source the winner's prize pot.
Oh, shit.
And you have to put the money in escrow.
Yep.
It'd be kind of cool if you win the game.
These athletes are paying to beat each other at the CrossFit Games. Yep. It'd be kind of cool if these athletes are paying to beat each other at the CrossFit
Games. Wow. I don't know. Wow. Market it crazy. That's better than you're having Fikowski
blow people behind the director. That is definitely a better idea. But that's only because Fikowski's
idea was so bad. The buttfuckers. Wow. The chat's completely even so far in a full 38%
for the Super Bowl, 38% for the reality TV show,
24% for the media leverage the athletes.
Yeah, you're dead.
Here's the problem with the first two.
I think both those ideas would be phenomenal,
but I think both those ideas cost way more money
than CrossFit has.
I live in reality.
This fucking guy doesn't think Trump was shot,
and this guy lives in like with his butt hole
in front of his face the whole time.
He sees the world through a butt hole. You're right about Taylor, but I could argue that you don't see it reality
I know I know you could so
Hey, he thinks you look through me and Hillary agree you see the world through a butthole
I
Told myself I wouldn't press it in sound okay
I told myself I wouldn't press it in sound. Okay, okay
Than that bro, I can see a lot. Did you see my turd the other day? It's more like looking through this fucking pee He should he should peanut butter jars. Okay riddle me. What?
Falls out of there. I want to hear your riddle
Riddle me what reality TV show would not be chill. It would possibly the same as a Super Bowl commercial
Why if you're using him just don't fucking pay him anything. No, no, I was referring to the comment
Yeah, we we could do a really cheap reality TV show at the game at the ranch
Yeah, you could but but if you're trying to appeal to the masses and if you're gonna get famous people
It's gonna be expensive. You really want to go for it. They all
Don't surprise
Hey because you're not thinking all the way through.
If you're gonna have them,
if you're gonna have that reality TV show style,
you have to rent like a couple houses like this.
They all have to live together.
Because nobody gives a fuck about them.
Tents at the ranch.
Tents on the ranch.
So you could maybe do like a clamping type style
where they're like luxury tents and they live there
and you just hammer the whole thing up.
I don't even think they need to be that famous.
My whole thing was they just need to not be CrossFit Games athletes.
Dude, they don't need to be famous at all for the reality TV show.
Look what that did for UFC.
Right.
The Ultimate Fighter season one with Forrest Griffin and Steph Bonner at that fight at
the end when they had their contract.
I mean, that made the UFC go listen to Dana talk about that.
They were right about to build.
The UFC was going to go bankrupt.
I mean, they literally did the Ultimate Fighter and it popped.
I think the best thing they could do for a reality TV show
is to fucking get a bunch of people like Hunter McIntyre,
a bunch of slap dicks who actually suck at fitness
and like challenge them with a cross-cut workout.
I could make that for them at no cost to them.
That's what I'm saying.
If they would let me use the ranch,
I could set up tents there and I could do it for no cost.
You just give me the athletes for fucking a week and we could what by the tents I would find
a way if you had a one hunter I put on my credit card every episode it would go
so viral because he's such a stupid asshole people love to watch stupid I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
I'm impressed that you take your shirt off.
I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. I'm impressed that you take your shirt off. But then also double D's we love you guys
Extreme idea you guys could you guys could John I'm impressed that you take your shirt off that I love you for it good
Can't wait to forget when I'm your age. I want to take my shirt off. That's such a package
I wanted to stop reading you were about to say something good riddle me what?
Go ahead riddle riddle first you have that you were gonna be like riddle me this and I Said you look through the world that you look at. Oh, we have you and you could shoot a reality. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
We could all fucking destroy it. Yeah, we'd all just go to the ranch and live in tents and fucking it would be insane
I'd live in head out there and I could get it on Netflix. I
Have the connections to get on Netflix. All right.
You ready?
Yeah.
I need you guys to be open minded.
Can you be open minded?
Don't tell me what to do.
Just tell me what you're going to say.
No, can you be open minded?
John Young's nipples would be a crazy series.
So who's a talk?
All right.
Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna do the Woodstock of fitness.
Oh, we're gonna get we're gonna go.
We're gonna go out and we're gonna get a big chunk of land.
High rocks, tactical games, and the CrossFit games all happen simultaneously.
And you go to different stages just like you would like a Burning Man or something.
So you pull everything in together and then that's how you also do a huge leverage for
brands because you can have all of them there.
And then you have different stages and you just work the schedule out to where if you wanted to you could just go watch it all day
You can watch some hydrox so you could participate in it. You can watch the tactical games you could fucking watch this the CrossFit games
except instead of tactical game or sorry instead of the Hootr games except instead of high rocks
Maybe it's grid league cuz fuck hunter McIntyre. Well, it's a douche. Yeah, okay, whatever sir, but like
But basically doing a thing where like you would just rather than have these all individual things kind of just flounder in the wind
You just tie it all together
My ego struggling to accept that idea. It's like I have a hot wife and we want to swap wives
You have an ugly wife. No, like, I have a hot wife and we want to swap wives. You have an ugly wife.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
Okay.
We all enjoy different types of music.
And so when you go to Burning Man, you could go and watch this person because you like
them, but you're also still interested in this because you're into fitness and you want
to go check it out.
You're going to do it.
So if it all, as long as the schedule ran okay, you have three days of a bunch of these
events going on.
Okay.
But you can roll it.
And then it ends with the CrossFit Games.
So like High Rocks Rollsuit through one time that's done on Friday.
Tactical games runs on Saturday.
CrossFit comes runs congruently.
Then on Sunday you finish off with the games.
Check this out.
I'm not even able to look at the comments because of all the assholes.
Check this out.
Susie, you're brilliant.
You condition on this plot of land that you're discussing.
CrossFit games here, high rocks here, tactical games here,
but you face all the tactical games events this way
so that when they're shooting,
all the fucking retards like Connor McIntyre
just get hit in the back.
All the high rocks dudes get killed.
All the high rocks just get clapped like squid game.
Problem solved.
If I had ruined the idea, I'd never wife swap. Good night. I love you Lizzie. Good night. The sooner you Muppets realize CrossFit isn't a sport has never been a sport will never be a sport the better off the brand will be.
Hey fuck tarts. Do we already find the terms at the beginning? No one thinks it's a sport. How to grow the CrossFit games, not the sport.
Maybe I hope you're talking to people who are not a crossfit athlete. I'm not a crossfit athlete. I'm a crossfit athlete. I'm a crossfit athlete. I'm a cross a sport. It's how to grow the CrossFit games, not the sport.
I hope you're talking to people in the chat, not us.
You must be, or you're retarded.
Yeah.
Or you just jumped in with zero context, which I can also understand if you didn't start at the beginning of the show.
What's a book?
Taylor, you're demented.
Marjorie Taylor Greene used to wife swap. swap there was still coming that said it was really you just know I made that
If a sport is a game and they call it the cross-fade games and what did you just say
Huh, tell my great glassman right now
I'm telling like Greg Glassman right now. Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Please don't say retarded.
Okay.
Imbicile.
Sorry.
Imbicile.
Retarded.
I know I have synonyms.
I got mad synonyms.
I have a synonym for retarded.
That retard.
Retarded.
Retard.
There's Taylor's vocabulary for you.
Hey, you know, it's crazy is when I used to hang out with Kelly star yet
He would always say rut hard instead of retard and I thought it was the coolest thing ever and I could never do it
Took me I had to like I had to figure out because you hear the distinction right rut hard versus retard
They house for you Beth says hypertrophy. How does she say it?
I purchased her trophy hypertrophy. How are you supposed to say it? Hypertrophy? Hypertrophy? And how are you supposed to say it?
Hypertrophy?
Fuck, no I don't even know.
I don't know if she says it wrong.
Hypertrophy.
Hypertrophy is what she says.
Oh.
Hypertrophy.
It drives me fucking nuts.
I do hypertrophy.
I've never done hypertrophy in my life because the only cells that are growing in my body
is visceral adipose tissue.
Oh wow. All right. So 37% for the Super Bowl, 34% for Reality TV, and 30% for the media.
That's pretty damn easy.
Damn, I got to get these fucking shoes off my feet.
Let's do all three. Let's do all three.
That would be an amazing combination because you could...
Super Bowl commercial, reality TV show, and...
Dude, the sequencing of that would be amazing.
So you do the reality TV show way out ahead of time. And then you use the athletes and everybody
else to promo the reality TV show. Then you launch the reality TV show and then you end it with the
Super Bowl commercial right before the opening. And then you cut the money going to the affiliates
and use it to leverage the current athletes to promote the shit. Hey, but here's the thing that was so easy.
Here's the thing that's so easy.
Every athlete could just do their part
and promote the open.
But my idea doesn't require any organization,
just requires certain-
They really don't know how.
But Sevan, what about-
I'll use the morals and standards.
Dude, half of them don't even know how to promote brands
that are paying them.
What do you mean, Danny Spiegel can promote anything?
But what about what the affiliates and what the open does for the athletes?
Let's stop talking about what the athletes can do for the open.
Who the fuck said that?
The fittest man in the world.
Well, sorry, not anymore.
He dropped out and quit like a pussy, but that guy's coach, that father's coach. Yeah. Can you imagine now they've
announced that the open is literally the fucking prize purge for CrossFit
games athletes. And your perspective is what can affiliates do for the athletes?
Yeah, it's crazy. Can someone tell me how the world did this project plans to
be? They don't make, they're not going to make money. That's that's a mystery,
right? Now that's what keeps going. Like, why are they doing it? I don't make they're not gonna make money that's that's a mystery right Hillary that's what okay I keep going like why are they doing I
don't know like the real conversation but okay what I was reading a reddit
thread about it there's like 50 comments on there not one of them said anything
okay you want to maybe they don't want to make money go don't do nobody wants
to just lose my listen fucktard thatard. That was unnecessary. You're right. But when I get around someone, especially the closer I am physically, the more mean it's
like, it's like the water molecules.
Dave told me I'm a really bad influence on you.
So do not buy into that.
Dave, Dave, he said you're probably a really good dude, but I ruin you.
Dave, I hope you're listening to this.
You're a faggot.
Sorry. Okay'm sorry.
Okay, listen, so, where was I going with this?
Making money, Wilmore Out Fitness Project.
Right, the World Fitness Project.
So listen, Barbell Spin broke the news
that these people own this power company
that services the power lines
for the entire Eastern Seaboard.
They basically own utility maintenance for
the fucking government. And it's just two people that own it. They have fuck you money,
which is rare. It's rare that you have two people, a husband and a wife, that completely
own a company outright that is that fucking massive.
And she's a great cross sitter, right?
She's a masters games athlete.
Wait, what's the value of the company?
I don't know, but it's they have a government contract where they
maintain power lines on the Eastern seaboard.
So how much does the company make?
I have two government contracts.
I can't afford to fucking put on a game because I like I like to.
They they profit 200 million a year.
At least you know that.
No, they made that up. So. At least. You know that?
No, I made that up.
They 100% do.
So you guys, this is total speculation.
God damn it.
This is crazy.
Let them keep going.
To make some sort of points with no data
about how they're gonna spend their money is nuts.
No data.
I don't care how they're gonna spend it,
I just wanna know how they plan on making it.
Right, and we're just gonna assume they're richer than God
and the contract runs forever and the money spigot
never turns off
and they just want to dump it in.
Okay.
What they fucking love.
Can we just tell the story?
Okay, go ahead.
Go on.
Go on.
I didn't know you were telling a story.
I thought we were making a fucking broken science seminar.
I thought we were having a discussion.
I didn't realize you needed.
Yeah, no, right now I'm telling the story and there's no discussion.
Taylor's a glass case of emotion.
Please, Taylor, finish. Go. And there's no discussion. Taylor's a glass case of emotion.
What's that? Okay.
Please, Taylor, finish.
Go, go, go.
So they make, and I just texted spin.
So he's going to send me the numbers.
I'm going to shove them up your fucking ass.
I'm not my ass.
Shove up my ass and Hiller's ass, dude.
I'm not even like against it.
I'm just asking the question.
Okay.
They make, they make a fucking retarded amount of money.
They both own the fucking company.
She's a master's games athlete. Her daughter maybe does CrossFit a little bit. She marries
this fucking guy who's obsessed with CrossFit and is so retarded and probably rich that
he wants to somehow pay Will Morad, who doesn't coach anyone, to be his personal coach. So
now he's got this...
So the husband's rich too.
The son-in-law of these two rich fucking people,
one of which is a master's games athlete is over the sun and law has no money. Maybe not. He doesn't
look like he has any. Okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry. But he's using his wife's money that comes from her
parents, one of which is a master's games athlete, both of which own this fucking massive company,
to pay Will Moore had to be his coach
They think through the lens of will more and through the lens of the mom who's a Masters Games athlete
They think ooh, we all work really hard
This is the sport. We should be compensated like professional athletes. We work so hard
So this lady has this fucking obscene
amount of money and Wilmore comes up with this idea that we're going to turn it into
like a PPA pro tour. He pitches her the idea. He's like, Hey, this is going to be great.
We're going to make the athletes money. Um, not sure how we're going to make money, but
at least they're going to make money and it's going to be everything that you want it to
be. Good dude. You don't think they laid out like, Hey, we're going to make this much from
ticket sales, we're going to make.
No, you think they're going to make a cent off an in-person?
No, but no, listen, I'm not saying that they are.
Listen, I'm not saying they're, you don't think they have a business
proposal that has like, Hey, we're going to sell this many tickets and collect
back 300,000 from ticket sales.
We're going to have this much in sponsors and we're going to make
400,000 for sponsors.
You don't think that you think they have a
business plan? I would hope so. If Will Morad and that other fucking ponytail bucktard who's
pays Will Morad to be his coach have a business plan. They have to. That outlines that World
Fitness Project is going to make money and they presented it to these two individuals
who probably started this company from the ground up and now they have fuck you money.
If they presented them that business plan,
and those two individuals who own this
really successful company look at it,
and believe one fucking iota of that business plan,
then all of these athletes deserve to make millions of dollars
for fucking out thinking and outwitting
these probably two very smart people that own this company.
Because there's not a fucking prayer's chance in hell
that World Fitness Project ever makes any sort of a fucking profit on anything that
they ever do ever.
What about a tax write off?
J.R.
Howell said tax write off.
No, it was only you.
You don't trade a dollar for 35 cents.
Good point.
What are your thoughts?
I always hated that.
Hey, take the whole gym out for dinner.
We put on the gym credit card.
It's a tax write off.
I'm like, yeah, and I still paid for 60, still paid for it. You know that frustration people would say that. Yeah,
it's like, yeah, man, just pay for it on the gym credit. It's a write-off. I'd be like, man,
I've been trying to write this off, but it still comes out of my bank account. You're not wrong,
but you're also so wrong. RJ Howell, all they are looking at is how much money they'll gross
if they can write off enough to drop them into a lower tax bracket. Dude, listen. They can't be dropped into a lower tax bracket. Are you kidding me?
People don't... When you have that much money, you just pay for loopholes. You're not dropping tax brackets.
Yeah. Listen. I appreciate your contribution, Mr. Howell, but everyone who makes over $400,000 a year is in the same tax bracket.
They're not ever going to drop below that tax bracket.
Okay. I've said, will more ad could get more sponsors than HQ can. That's bad.
That's not true at all.
I know getting the money that HQ gets you are fucking out of your mind.
This guy's a moron. This guy's a moron. This guy's a troll.
What dude's name is Jackson Terry.
If they came up with a business proposal
that said anywhere in it that they could make money
by this time and through this way,
this is how we're gonna make money,
they're flat out fucking stupid or lying.
Oh shit, is that O'Hern?
What?
Let me see.
I wanna see.
Is that Emily O'Hern? Show me. Is that her? I don't know. It took me a second to get it. That's the thumbnail for this show.
Damn. That is her. Is it? You should put a hang off to the side. That's based on
Tyler's, uh, that's based on Tyler's, uh, suggestion for how to grow the game.
That's crazy. That's crazy. It's not.
Carl, the reason that you're not playing is because you're not playing. That's based on Tyler's suggestion for how to grow the game. That's great
Carl the reason they're not gonna make any money ever is because they're giving athletes
Guaranteed contracts and maybe they just want to break even
They won't break. There's a possibility of breaking even it's a a loss every year. I mean, I agree with you.
Yeah.
There's zero possibility to break even for this reason.
They're giving, they're giving out 40 contracts, 20 on the men, 20 for the
women, guaranteed contracts.
They're also have to put on three in-person events.
They also have to put on how many online events.
They also have to give extra money away for people to win these events.
Stop, stop.
Yeah.
They also have to pay for streaming and broadcasting and all of the people who run these events.
They have to pay the fucktards like Will and Jackson Terry to actually work and come up
with these brilliant ideas.
Okay, let me just give you some numbers.
So let's say they pay each athlete 30 grand.
That's $1.2 million a year.
And they have another $1.8 million to run the org
So that's 3 million dollars and let's say they have 15 million dollars are sitting on so that gives them five-year runway
To come up with a three million dollars a year in sponsorship. That is a lot of sponsorship
Who's gonna pay three million a year on sponsorship and you're also not take out?
million a year on sponsorship and you're also not taking out, um, noble, any other fucking call.
And if we take full will more, I said, he said that they're going to basically put the
bill this year and then they needed to start making like being self-sustaining moving forward
because because that's not possible.
Other investors, people that I wanted to get people that want to get involved.
Listen to this.
I don't agree with it. I would just
restating it. Yeah. Haven't you guys seen the content of the world of Willmore at fitness project
business meetings in Hawaii? Yeah. I read this with an insane amount of sarcasm. Oh yeah. I know.
I know. I can't, he must be drunk. I can't believe he posted that. Hey, you're too good of a guy to
post that. I love you. I love you. I love you, Mikey, but you're listen, buddy. You're too good.
I love you, but you're listen buddy. You're you're too good.
It's like, dude, everything that it seems like the joke is,
is that they make posts of their team and they're like golfing
and swimming and shit.
How do I get part of that?
I'm just gonna smelly Airbnb with three dudes.
Yeah, this is amazing.
Like what makes them think that they can make money off an event when the
CrossFit Games can do it and everyone in the fucking world watched the
CrossFit Games in 2017, 2018.
Everyone in the world you say.
Um, a lot of people, Hiller, fuck off.
You know what I mean?
So just to put it in perspective, so let's say that, let's say they get a
shoe sponsor and the shoe sponsor makes $10 on every pair of shoes that they sell.
So to say, and you wanted a $3 million shoe sponsor makes $10 on every pair of shoes that they sell so to say and you wanted a three million dollar shoe sponsor
So ten dollars goes into three million. How many times a lot?
more times
It's a three hundred thousand. So that right just ten dollars
So you would have to spell you would have to sell you that there's no fucking way
They can offer that kind of movement of product
with 40 people. I mean, there's just no, there's no, there's no, unless they're smarter than
CrossFit and they're going to start demanding, unless there's demands in the contract for
the athletes to promote the Wilmore fitness foundation.
I mean, look, Danny Spiegel, every podcast she's on, all she does is fucking hate on
CrossFit and the CrossFit games. Fikowski, every podcast he's on, all he does is hate.
All they fucking do is hate.
So if these Wilmore Fitness Foundation's smart, they'll be like,
hey, you can't disparage our event and you have to make five posts a year
telling us how great our event is.
They already forced them to collaborate with you.
It's crazy to me.
They did?
I mean, you see that they've all collaborated.
Wow.
And that's not just by chance.
Wow.
So they're already one step ahead, smarter in the media space.
But here's the thing, you know how retarded athletes like Brent Fikowski and Danny are?
CrossFit Games makes every fucking cent that you have and all you're doing is pissing on it.
I know.
You're not making it bigger for yourself.
I know.
Bucktard.
And just so you know, before anyone says anything fucking crazy,
we don't make any money off of CrossFit. This podcast does perfectly fine with or without CrossFit. Sentinel Training does perfectly fine with or without CrossFit.
None of us fucking makes it not. No, I make all my money off CrossFit. Well, kind of,
but not really. Not HQ. And you could pivot to anything. You make your money off the people
talking shit about you. I totally could. But every dollar I've made, kind of from CrossFit.
But not by kissing CrossFit's ass.
Dude.
Certainly not.
Yeah.
There's a, that's, that's, that's not correct because you made it off the
CrossFit community.
HQ hasn't paid you a dime.
They haven't paid me a dime.
Okay.
So technically HQ.
In fact, they kicked you out of the open.
Greg's never in existence,
we're not making money the way we are right now.
Correct. That's true.
That's where I'm going with it.
That and everybody else involved in this ecosystem, for sure.
I'm looking at the equipment at some of these places
and I'm like, damn, if it weren't for Glassman,
there's no Rogue the way there is.
Yeah, there's no Rogue, there's no RX bar,
there's no Perfect bar.
This $300 transaction did not happen for this barbell
to show up here on top of the shipping through UPS and like that's all because of the stuff
They crank put out there. Correct. Yeah
Hey guys, I made money across your fucking sure. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I thought that the ecosystem for sure I would just wanted to be clear that HQ's never paid you for anything
And you've done a shitload of promotion for CrossFit, right?
Sure. I just put one out there last week with Alexis in the promotion for CrossFit. Right. Sure.
I just put one out last week with Alexis in the garage doing CrossFit.
I know for the open shit.
Raptus.
No, Kowalski.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Dave paid me.
I mean I guess both.
I mean I guess fucking everything.
Dave paid me $1,500 bucks to fly out to Aromas and get hurt in 15.
How does that feel Dave?
Next time you talk shit about me on your fucking weekend review about getting hurt by the pig remember you paid me
$2,000 to get hurt by that fucking thing minutes
Is my head twice as big as Taylor's head maybe?
Because he's on the outside. Yeah
It's the angle Seve and Hillary binge bros live coming up. Yeah, I think tomorrow night
Yeah, I think tomorrow and also too. I just want to make a comment about the world fitness project
none of us were
Speculating on failure now we were speculating on them making money, right?
And then it being sustaining there was just people in the comments
I were like, oh is you guys just want to fail or you're hoping it's like it's not about it's not about a failure
Succeeding no wondering the the economics behind it. I kind of wanted to fail. I don't I
Kind of do fair enough. Why do you it to fail. I don't. I kind of do. Fair enough. Why do you want it to fail?
They're just not adding anything to CrossFit.
It's another organization that is doing CrossFit, literally, constantly varied functional movements
at high intensity.
That's the whole premise of the competition.
So they're not giving any credit to it.
How did CrossFit feel about Grid when it popped up, Savon?
That was a little different because that was, they did not like it. Think about whatFit feel about grid when it popped up Savon? That was a little different because
they did not like it. Think about what World Fitness Project is. It's another entity similar
to Hiller, me, Souza, Savon. We're all making money because of what Greg introduced, but it's an entity like the Marcus
Phillies and the Brook Enns and the Elizabeth Acomwale and the Jess Griffiths, where you
take this cohort of people who, most of whom have some sort of resentment against CrossFit
for not doing enough for them, not giving them enough.
So we're going to take the idea, we're going to take the methodology, we're going to take
everything that's cool about it, and we're going to do it our way. we're going to take the idea. We're going to take the methodology. We're going to take everything that's cool about it and we're going to do it our way.
We're going to make our money. We're going to steal. How is that different though than
crash or water Palooza? How is it different? They don't disparage CrossFit while they do
it. JR doesn't disparage crash and he lends all credit to people like Dave and Greg. Okay.
He pays a fucking affiliation fee. And if you look at his programming, it's, there's
always a tip of the hat to regionals in there
The whole way it's structured the whole way he lays it out. Like it's it. Yeah
He follows that right in direct competition with the CrossFit Games and for anyone who says they aren't just look at the fucking
World Tour event that directly conflicts French throwdown, which is a semi-final. It's a qualification spot for the games.
And listen, they just could have done it so,
like dude, you don't have to be this fucking
resentful organization that is,
oh we're gonna do it better, we're gonna do it our way.
You could do it together.
Like look at water Palooza has water Flusa once ever taken away from the games. I don't
think so. No, I think they purposely around rogue. No. And Dubai. I mean, they suck anyways,
but you know, what's interesting too is like, do you think any, this is outside of Prospect
HQ. Anybody could put on a better event than rogue does. Do I think anyone can? Yeah. Yeah. Like do you think this is outside of Prosper HQ?
Anybody could put on a better event than Rogue does.
Do I think anyone can?
Yeah.
Like just with like their team, the logistics, their ability to be able to do that.
They really know what they're doing.
They have so much experience, but I do think, and I'm biased, that the crash coverage was
the fucking best coverage I've ever seen.
If we had the money that Rogue had, we could run an event that's 10 times better.
Really? That's kind of ignorant because we've never ran an event that size.
No, it's not. They always run it. Like what size?
Where you actually are renting out a venue and a stadium.
But they only have 20 athletes.
That is true. They do have...
Yeah, but you're managing a bigger staff and everything's scaling, so it's just a little
bit more difficult.
But-
But if you have the money, I buy fucking Rogue staff and all of the equipment that Rogue
uses, and I invite the same 20 athletes on each side.
What would you do better than Rogue?
The programming would be way fucking better.
The venue would be way better.
The market to an audience would be way fucking better.
It would all be better.
Dude, they had an amazing venue this year
Their programming is pretty fuck was pretty fucking cool. Not good. I
Think the program what did you like about the program? The only thing programming I didn't like with that
They're toward their fucking Achilles. I don't care about that
I didn't I don't
Don't not even probe
Don't the only the only event that I'd never and listen in their media team is fucking insane
Their footage is insane
Rather good with the exception of programming
But but it's not intimate. There's they're still shit. They're still chasing
You don't like Josh Bridges Josh Bridges can't program with a damn
Oh, but his commentary is insane. I love it. Yeah, best
Yeah, like his personality, but he can't write a workout, but that he can write a workout, but there's better people
I didn't like that log lift two years ago. I thought that was so here's my point though
Rogue does all of that. It's a massive loss for them each year.
Yeah.
Enormous loss.
So like-
How do you know?
You can't just say that.
I know.
It is.
No?
Yeah, you can't just say that, bro.
Give us the numbers.
Give us the data.
No, I mean, I don't know.
Yes, Susan.
No, it's not.
I'm debating whether or not I tell why I know.
I'm looking at you for guidance a little bit because this is going to-
I would just say that.
I'm going to say that.
I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say that. I'm going whether or not I tell why I know.
I'm looking at you for guidance a little bit because this is going to...
I would just be like, okay, maybe I don't know.
I would go with that.
Yeah, maybe I don't know.
Let's put it that way.
Maybe I don't know.
Maybe I don't know.
Maybe I don't know.
He's just speculating based on the fact that they only have 20 athletes, they don't have
an open, their ticket sales.
It makes a lot of sense what Suze said, but I'm just curious. I could definitely said but I can definitely tell you how much yeti pays them for sponsorship I'm not
a lot not a lot yeah not a lot hundred thousand not a lot at the most sounds
like a lot to me what do you think not not I mean they take care of their app
they fly everyone fucking out there they They get prize, so much fucking prize money. Quite the act of flying.
They do it to showcase athletes that like fucking out there, huh? Yes. Yes. Go ahead.
Taylor, they're just fucking assholes. A lot of them. So check who, who, some of the
athletes, both sides, dude. Laura Horvath, king of the fucking asshole.
Jeff Adler, another one.
What?
Once I get like changing the word the way that you fucking...
King of the fucking asshole.
So listen, this was an idea I had earlier when we were playing basketball at Greg's,
but we should do a Kill Taylor Invitational at Greg's, but we should do a kill Taylor invitational at Greg's gym.
We invite 20 games athletes and I write 20 workouts
and I pick whatever games athlete I wanna go against.
So say I invite Jason Hopper out to Greg Glassman's
and he's one of 20 athletes.
And I write a workout that's fucking 100 bar facing burpees, 20 legless rope climbs.
And I know that I'll just fucking shoot back shots all over him.
I picked Jason to do the workout.
How long would it take you to do 20 workouts?
Could you do that four days?
Ooh, that would be rough.
Cause cause here's the thing I wouldn't, I wouldn't have, they, they wouldn't
have to do 20 workouts.
Each one of them would only have to do one workout, but I pick their biggest weakness
against my biggest strength.
I like you pitting them against each other, then you're like the final boss at the end.
That would be cool too.
I wrote this workout for Hiller.
We are going to do something crazy at Greg's big gym.
If I lose, the athlete advances and they make a fuck ton of money.
If I win, they get cut and sent home immediately.
It won't be in weeks.
We're going to do some sort of big event there.
I'll easily invite Colton and I'll just do 30 rope climbs, Kenneth, you dumb ass.
Oh, oh, you won't invite Colton.
You can't beat him in a workout.
Oh, yeah. Take that. Fuck. People are dumb.
Just invite Colton Mernes and Chris Ibarra do seven events over a weekend.
50K to take all of that.
I'm right. But back of what?
One minute. I am rap of rim touches and Colton's enough.
Okay, I got it. I got a question.
You can only pick one thing and you have to say it's like the thing. Okay?
What do you think is the major constraint? Just use this season as an example
That is holding back the CrossFit Games
cutting out quarterfinals
Okay, I don't gotta give it a meaty name you don't wait a second
What I want to hear why you thinks cutting out quarterfinals is bad for the cross the games
That's they have the community cup
You think anyone
Okay, hold on drop your hammer real quick. I'm about to drop my fucking please do drop it
so
How does a uh
Business or I guess you're to start with a leading question.
I won't ask that.
I'll just give you my opinion.
It's fine.
Go ahead.
I don't mind loaded questions.
Yeah, go ahead.
It's my opinion or perspective that for a business to be healthy or something like CrossFit
Healthy, it can't just be old fucking retards like you and Dave forever.
Because eventually you're going to get old enough where you don't give a fuck about any
of it.
Okay.
All you want to do is lay in bed, pop a Viagra and fucking spit a load.
I want to do that already minus the Viagra.
You need young blood, you need new people coming in, you need young people to be interested
in it so that they can have a long life of being interested in it and attracting other
young people that they will have a long life of being interested in it.
Now you have a company that'll last 100 years rather than five. Okay. Because if it's only old people that are
ever interested in it, like you and Dave and Greg, and when you die, it's done. Okay. So the
demographic of quarterfinals is probably like an 18 to 34 year old demographic. For who? For
quarterfinals. Okay. Yeah. You just took this massive cohort of people, 10%, what's 10% of the open, if it was 300,000,
that's 30,000 people who are probably maybe not bastions of their community, but these
are people within each affiliate who everybody's like, ooh.
They're the fittest dude in their affiliate.
Yeah.
They're going to make quarterfinals.
Let's watch them.
Let's do all this.
And they're going to make a shitload of posts and media rounding. We're rooting for these people that are going to make quarterfinals, let's watch them. Let's do all this. And they're gonna make a shitload of posts and media around it.
We're rooting for these people
that are gonna make quarterfinals at our gym
and we all get to watch it and the workouts are crazy.
And you've just taken all 30,000 of these people
and fucking taken a fat steaming shit on their head
and now they don't even wanna work out for an hour a day.
Now they're like, well fuck, I can't make quarterfinals.
I might as well go back to fucking playing
pick up basketball and eating Twinkies. I think of those 30,000 only I think
only a thousand cared. No, no, wrong, so wrong. Okay, okay. Maybe that's the old guy. Okay so cared like Matt Frazier cares about winning the games? Sure, right. But cared enough to do it and still make the impact that everyone else makes.
Okay how many people actually registered though? You're saying 30,000. How many people actually registered for semi-finals last year? Was it even
quarter finals? Was it even 15,000? Also listen, that's 15,000 times 50. The money that they just
lost. I mean, how many, how many, I bet you, I bet you it's really small number. How many people
registered for quarter finals? It just, it just, it's deflates. I heard no one in noble knows those answers. Okay. What was your,
what was your question again? Ask your question to Hillary. Now,
what do you think the biggest thing holding the game is back this year?
Not having an HQ,
not having leadership, not having an HQ, not having leadership. No, no, no.
No, like a physical location. Oh, wow. Yeah.
That was a lot of their problems. One more time in his fucking room. I'm going to lose my shit. Oh, wow. Yeah. That was a lot of
their problems. One more time in his fucking room. I'm going to
lose my shit. Oh, wow. I have to see Jada Coons take an affiliate
call in his car. I'm gonna lose my shit. Wow. And if I have to
see that Revis at all, I'm going to lose. Hey, by the way, I'll
tell you two, I'll tell you two things that would be huge. If
our squad, if all 13 of us
Had an HQ
We are our shit would go to the next level so I agree 100% I were just sitting there earlier and he's doing his thing with the edit for the video yesterday
And I was doing my thing with the rep Instagram video. Yeah, we're just chucking ideas back
Time yeah, I mean I thought of how to do something on Lightroom and he taught me how to do
time. Yeah. I mean, I thought of how to do something on Lightroom and he taught me how to do. Actually, it was Jay Vera who teach me through camera settings. And it was always
happening and that never would fucking happen. Anybody the way they're operating right now.
And you could fucking see it in the contact creation just amongst all of us. I mean, we've
been sitting here and all of a sudden we get an idea and it's like, Oh yeah, that works.
And we go and we shoot it or we do it. And it's like, and we would have never done this.
I did not want to do a podcast tonight and we would have never done a podcast tonight except for the
fact that we're all in the same space and i'm like fuck this we have to do it yeah okay let me tell
you the other thing that would be just fucking that hiller would be just richter lalina and it's it's
it's truly on a rectum that's what he's wrecked it's truly unbelievable to me.
The best thing in the CrossFit space right now, by far, in my opinion,
like just regular thing.
I mean, I know there's a lot of good shit is the Kill Taylor shows.
And the fact that no sponsor has come on and been like, Hey, we'll give you
a hundred thousand dollars so you can give away $2,000 a week.
If we gave away $2,000 a week. If we gave away $2,000 a week. Yeah, they're probably start squatting again.
It would be, it would be the show. I mean, as soon as we put
2500 bucks, James break showed up. Right. If we had 2000, it's,
it's like such a fucking, and HQ could give us the money for
it, but they're scared because we're going to say gaping.
Well, that's why I said
that has to just go in general like that was number two but if we got rid of
gaping no one watches the show. Those are like my priorities. Wow.
Gaping isn't my third idea. It's get rid of physical HQ, get rid of a net and then
number three is gaping. Wow you think getting rid of a net is one of the top
Because what's that one just said?
There's a there's a culture of fear for like certain things and it's all got to do with a net
Hey, listen, you fucked hard
The best thing in the space is a seven show. You mean the one called fucking kill Taylor
You know, I like PF Pf Chang? No, no, KF, sorry.
PF Chang.
Do we all just get lost in the comments simultaneously?
Yeah.
What do you think you have?
It's amazing how many assholes this show has started to collect.
That's like a sign of huge success.
That's what happens when Taylor continuously talks about them.
They're drawn to him.
Dude, that's awesome.
My favorite comment is, I'm like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. started to collect that really that's like a sign of huge success. Taylor continuously talks about them.
Dude, that's awesome.
My favorite, my favorite comment.
And there was like W whatever the world fitness project gets it.
People get paid.
It grows not complicated investors.
Possibly you prestige worldwide.
I was like, it's like, geez, tell me you have no idea.
What movie is that from?
Step Brothers.
So wait, you have a constraint?
One thing.
So we got quarterfinals, a net.
Physical HQ.
I had a one-two whammy.
You gave me a bit of a thing.
I know.
I like it.
Don't let me think.
That's all right.
I want to give, I don't want to give it like I Think that we just need
Every business has a constraint. It's not a negative company has that the company we need way more fuck you from the company
We need the forging elite fitness. We need a strong leader from HQ
We need someone who just gets us back on track that we're the baddest motherfuckers on the planet
I know you're going to all say it Don because that was mine whoever whoever he's that no
Yeah, don is the biggest constraint and why I'm the biggest on its face you think maybe because of a net
Bogo buy one get one free. Oh
But all I'm saying is that if you want free I never want to see my leader
I'm not interested like like when Rosa said I have mental health issues like I'm not interested
I don't need any vulnerability from my fucking leader like that.
I don't need the fucking, I don't need the Southwest airlines pilot telling me
as we're fucking landing, by the way, my dog died yesterday.
Like, how about fuck you?
I just, I told everybody, I'm a horrible leader.
I, um, do you know what I mean?
I don't, I want, um, I just want just want I want him to be strong at all times.
I want my leader to always present as a bad motherfucker.
And that's how Greg always presented.
That's how Dave always presented.
And and I just want it like this is the mission.
We won't be distracted.
And listen, I want to make something clear.
You could have opinions.
You could have non-negotiables.
You could make decisions and stick to it.
And that doesn't necessarily mean you're an asshole, right?
So like strong leadership.
Yes.
Does it like all assholes are strong leaders?
No.
Right.
No.
I see.
Great point.
It's like Dana White
Remember the whole slapping his wife incident
Yes, he's at a bar his wife hit him. He hit her back. He went viral
He said hey only pieces of shit hit their wife. I have a lot of fucking work to do on my myself
I don't give a fuck what you guys say
I'm more concerned about my fucking what my sons think about me. Yeah, and what my wife thinks about me end of fucking story
That's it that was his vulnerability
Oh look Jason Hoppers in the comments getting his hands dirty. Oh, don't worry, dude
We're gonna pick apart your show keep them keep those clips coming, baby
Hey stay out of the comments buddy. Your feelings are gonna get hurt. That's Jason fake Jason. That's not even real
I probably fake Jason. That's not even real. I probably fake Jason. Uh
That's real Jason, bro. That's a Jason. I saw that new DJ
I was well you got that I recommended you didn't give me credit for you fucking asshole
He hasn't given credit to anyone for anything
Don't let Bryson in your videos he's gonna ruin your brand Jason
Still sev on his fucking subscribers don't care about Bryson. Hey, you know what's cool
Also Jason that it's always the same people in the comments
Because it's a real following it's a real it's a real following. It's a real, it's a real community.
We don't get fired.
You know, we don't work with an agent.
Yeah.
Amazing.
We should get an agency like a Christie Aramo and Ionic or whatever the fuck Ibex training.
What?
Yeah.
They bought, they bought their subscribers from an agency.
They went from 40,000 followers to 206,000 followers and they get the same amount of engagement as they did at 40,000. Who did that? what I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What you say and you hurt people's feelings and you're crying. Oh, you made this person cry You're hurting them where it really hurts in their wallet, but they don't start with us Mel
But I still fucking watch like you like why are you listening to me?
If you don't want to hear what I had to look at my dicks in your it and your ass my my
Why don't I see that dick and ass comment Oh Oh, Cross has you gotta read it. I'd clap a Ramo though.
That comment happens like fuck.
Okay, hold on. I just want to go back. Let's go back to this.
Okay, so, Hiller wants physical location, HQ, that's the biggest constraint.
You think it's quarterfinals. I kind of stole yours and I said Dawn.
I don't know if you agree with that or not.
Yeah, I mean, I...
Oh, fuck, that's the, I, I'm with you.
I'm with you. Okay.
Maybe I'm a little hesitant to like pin it on him, but, but I just, I,
I want leadership. I like, I like real, I like direction.
You don't think for one second that I wouldn't shoot a load all over your butt
in a hundred bar facing burpees into 20 legless. You're high, dude. I can't help but just imagine the two of you just
50 muscle ups for time. It's over. And hell look, I don't care. I can't beat you in anything else.
You're the fourth fittest man in the world when they remove half the workouts and everyone else
drops out of the competition, but you're still fourth fittest on the planet. Nice asterisk, bro.
Let me just say one thing really quick and then I'll pass it off to you And this is just really quick, but I will say this good morning. Good morning from Nick. Go ahead. Go ahead
I will say this even though you're fourth fittest on earth Jason when they remove half the workouts and everyone else drops out of
The field I still think James break rightfully earned the title fittest on earth. That's such a fucking weird thing to say
Okay, hold on Nick Horton. Good morning
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Do things I would be super curious to hear Dave's answer to my question
He probably hasn't even thought through because all I can focus on is shooting guns in his backyard and fucking. Oh, he started. Wow. You're antagonizing him. You want a little,
you want another round on the weekend review, don't you? Dude, my highlight of my life is that
both me and Bryson have succeeded in getting Dave to respond to us on weekend review comments.
And both of our comments were total troll,
antagonistic comments, just to arise.
And he bit.
But he bit, but he also did it in a way
where it made everybody else think he didn't bite,
and he took a shot at me that everyone else
probably didn't see as a shot,
but was definitely a subtle shot, which was funny.
It was funny, and he fucking knew it too, which was funny.
I like Dave. That's funny. And he fucking knew it too, which was funny. I liked it.
That's funny.
Yeah.
He's, he's, it would be interesting.
He's definitely thought of it.
Oh hell yeah.
I thought of it.
Are you kidding?
I think that a Hiller has really pinned the issue going back quite a ways that they have
a serious resources.
They have a, they're, they're basically siloed when I work there
The company was not siloed at all. The company is siloed. Yeah, and there's not a strong leadership
Yeah, and there's a resource issue, right? So think about sequencing on that, right?
So like how do you get everybody into HQ and how do you?
Know it but who does that? The people who
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Don makes that decision.
He says we're moving to place X.
You guys have six months.
We'll deal with some sort of moving stipends.
We'll help you guys out.
And if you don't want to move, please let us know now because we're going to let you go.
And then you move every day.
The federal government is about to do that.
Yes.
Because everybody, like it it's just better impression.
Are you following that story, Hiller?
I follow zero stories that are cross-fit.
Two percent, like two percent of the fucking US fucking government actually goes to work.
They're all online.
Yeah, actually it's ten percent. It's like ten percent.
And the vast majority of them are fucking guards and like cleaners of the buildings.
The rest of everyone works from fucking home.
So they don't work at all. And so basically Elon's saying we going to fire all of you guys who don't start coming to work.
So DC is just full of these giant buildings that are empty, dude.
You can put some homeless people in there.
That you would think they filled them with illegal migrants and homeless people.
Good Lord.
Friend Aaragua runs our country.
Why aren't you engaging this comment?
Engaging what comment?
How about you go-
He said, why are you engaging comment?
What comment?
No one knows.
Barry McOchran, no one knows.
Yeah, but that's what I go back to because at the same time, you have to have a leader
that's willing to make those decisions and empower other people so that way they could
do their jobs free of any constraints from the top.
Right. Right. So if you if Don says, okay, first we're order of business.
And I said this a long time ago, too, when I was talking about what age could HQ could do to write itself.
And I wasn't talking just the games. It was the whole thing in general.
And I said, we get everybody in the same building. You guys all need to have a physical location. You guys all need to work together.
At least the media no everybody okay fine because
you have to like you can't have like you said you can't have things siloed it needs to be able to
flow freely and the creativity and collaboration happen a lot if they're working on a constraint
or something or a problem they're trying to solve and you may tell me you get all of them in a room
to do that physically together that they can't solve that problem or wouldn't you like yes a lot
but a lot faster. Right.
And so there'd be a lot less in fighting too. It's way harder to fight with people or talk shit about it when you see them
every single day, right? Less in fighting. Oh man. I think that maybe I'll leave
this for you. I actually think HQ might be closing down its remaining headquarters.
They have a headquarters. Yeah. Older. No, they have one in Santa Cruz. They have offices in Santa Cruz. Really what? Oh
There's an office in Boulder. Oh, there's an anonymous person. Nobody is it just Eric Rose living there. Nobody hears
It just Eric Rose a living there. Oh
Our works office. Oh, what does he do?
roll No, he does the Oh What does he do roll
No, he does the um
There what there what's it called spam? What's their thing called spam?
The programming thing. Yeah, that's it's not called spam ham. It's called
BAM
spam plan RJ RJ how Sousa
Or Taylor are you guys are you guys, are you guys impacted by the decisions
HQ makes or is it just the elite level at this point?
Is your gym impacted by the decisions?
Well by the-
My, it's impacted by the lack of decisions.
It's impacted by the lack of their, the lack of their ability to grow the pie.
It's impacted by the lack of their collaborative partnerships with people outside of the space.
It's, it's, um, it affects the gym with a lack of more media in the space to gather more attention from people that have no idea about CrossFit,
have misconceptions about CrossFit.
CrossFit HQ does nothing to combat any of the stereotypes about, negative stereotypes about CrossFit.
And again, they also do nothing to position themselves as that expertise in the health and fitness space anymore.
So those are all responsibilities of HQ.
And you hear people like Craig Howard
talk about, Oh, well this or that, or this or that, and he complaints the fuck
out of HQ's responsibility and job versus an affiliate's responsibility in
job. And I could tell you what doesn't affect my affiliate at all, whatever
the fuck happens to the CrossFit Games athletes.
Hey, and I want to add to this, anyone who's like, Hey, all you guys do is
fucking complain. No, all the athletes do is complain.
We do a fuck ton of other shit that's not complaining.
A fuck ton.
I'd say this is fucking.
Yeah.
The Erica Folow video Hiller made.
160 some-odd thousand views.
Affiliate video contest.
Kill Taylor.
The school, the media.
That's insane that video got 150,000.
The school platform that
Sues the built that's a resource for all the affiliates
So I don't want to hear any of that bullshit in speaking of which to another thing here is like so media
What's it called media launch? It's called media launch
So if you go to school.com backslash media launch if you go inside there, they have that affiliate toolkit, right?
That is that what HQ puts out in May of I guess last year now in May
what HQ puts out. In May of, I guess last year now, in May, Jay and I started that school. And it's basically been me creating content, him curating it, and us pushing people into
it to start to have more of a community so they could cross-pollinate ideas and work
with each other. Okay?
This is why I know HQ has intention for the affiliates. Two guys did it. And you know
all the other stuff that I do. And a lot of the people in this show know how many things
that I have my hands in. So in say with Jay, he has a lot of other stuff that he has going on.
So the two of us are able to do that, build more resources and then find what we
were calling bright spots inside there.
People in the community that are offering a lot of value have done some stuff,
have this track where they've been giving them the platform to either sell their
stuff on there or create media that we could have then turned to give to the
affiliates for them to learn from those people that have already done those
things. I know CrossFit HQ has done jack shit. Well, look at the engagement. Hiller gets on his reels versus anyone else.
Guys, time out. We're in an echo chamber now and all we do is suck HQ.
Doc.
Us?
Let's turn the table. Who do you want me to crap on?
I did just say.
Yeah. Isn't that amazing now isn't that amazing that he's you it
People think that too like people will write that that all we do is suck HQ's cock. Yeah
The airport oh you do yeah, okay. I love you guys great show. Thanks for joining us all of you except for a
Thanks for joining us all of you except for a Hillers friend KF you go fuck yourself. Is that hillers friend? Fuck you guys just got it was you cook
The Raptors video launches tomorrow alone AMC ST awesome so wrap this video tomorrow on hillar station on Tuesday
I will I got some time on Monday
So I'm gonna try to do a little deep dive and I'm gonna do a review of Don's time as CEO
Wow, what he's done, what he hasn't done.
Oh, do I have a show tomorrow morning?
Alright, I gotta dip.
Later.
Don hasn't done much.
Exactly.
Do you want me to go with you?
I'll go with you if you want.
Yeah, I'll go with you.
Summer time in the living living.
Okay, I'm going to.
I'll see you guys tomorrow at 7 a.m. for those of you who want to talk about Pakistani gang bangers.
Love you guys.
Maybe Hiller and Susie will join me.
I know.
Pakistani gang bangers, I'm out.
All right.
Love you guys.
Alexis Raptors tomorrow.
Big video.
Big, big, big video.
Yeah, you got a video?
I'm in.