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Episode Date: January 7, 2025

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Yeah, it's like not bacon Tam Yeah Just a burnt piece just a burnt piece of ham. I Went to oh shit my cameras out of focus My camera's been turning off every morning it sucks the bat I've been coming in my bat even though I have the camera plugged in every morning I come in and my battery's drained I have to switch batteries out and that always takes an extra two minutes and it's not I don't I don't I don't allocate for

that you don't have like a You don't have your camera like hardwired into a like it is. Oh Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I don't know It's just it's something that it started started like a few months ago And then now it's you know would go out every like five days and then every four days and every three days I've tried new batteries. So now I've been turning the case sometimes when I remember I turn my camera off before I you know Leave the studio.

Yeah. That's weird. I like ham. You wouldn't like this ham, this weird ham. There's an English restaurant by my house, the one where it's got the patio that sits on the ocean and serves the spicy margaritas. Yeah.

It says in their menu, like, hey, if you order this shit, don't forget, it's not American bacon. And a few months ago, I saw Lady fucking Loser shit. She wanted her money back when it came and it was the wrong bacon right next to us. Really? It was that bad? Oh, it's so bad. But then the waitress is like, hey, it says it right here. And she's like, I don't care. She was some old bitch.

I don't think you serve regular American bacon. Yeah, it's a good question. The place called the place is called Britania, Britania, Britania, Britania Arms. I wonder if they have a picture of it on the Internet. Britania Arms, Capitola. Fuck, I was stiff this morning when I woke up. Oh my God. Rock hard now.

My back was so stiff it was crazy. Let me see if I can find a good picture of this place. Let me see if I can find. Oh, there it is. Let me show if I can find... Oh, there it is. Let me show you that. Is that a good picture? Oh yeah, here it is. So this is the place.

If you're ever in... My wife thinks the food there is absolutely disgusting. And the waitresses are fucking so nice. This is the place, and then that's the patio there Hmm, you can walk in this door over here and it's a bar and it's just it's got like 10 TVs and it's all there's always soccer on there I Guess that's what European people watch yeah, I guess and you know the owner has an English accent and But I walk in right through here this patio area and I usually sit here and I immediately lower my umbrella

So the Sun can hit my table You're one of those huh? Yep, and then I don't know if they'll show it No, they're not gonna show this no, but basically This this sits right on the ocean basically this patio But right here off to the side are the are the showers For people who come out of the water. Oh Sit here and just watch people shower. It's pretty fucking funny. That's super weird. Oh, it's so weird

That's one thing that I hate about patios in America like yeah, it's just the weird shit that it's parked out in front of. It's like you're either going to see a parking lot with a bunch of cars, which is not a great view at all, or shit like that. You're going to be posted up next to a bunch of showers. And that's not a view. I don't want to watch that shit. Oh, it's it's funny, dude. It's so funny funny Sometimes I have to look the other way. It's just not appropriate

But most of the time I just stare a creepy man watching me shower. Yeah pretty much Exactly. I mean, yeah, but I mean the fucking I mean, there's people they're washing their dogs people washing their bikes people washing their surfboards You know 350 pound ladies with fucking quadruple F titties there. Just roll on rolls. It's crazy. It's so fun. I fucking lift them up to wash in between all that. Yep. What people like taking off like I

saw this dude take off his wetsuit one time and his fucking dong flopped out. It was so Oh my god taking a bite of my BLT staring at 10 inches at cock I love it I wish I could find a picture from the ocean damn weird that there's not better pictures hmm Weird that there's not better pictures. So I did, I did, yes, Jake Chapman. Oh, he made himself green.

This must be important. A year of pain, pain for bad advice, toxic masculinity and appalling takes on politics. Love it. Glad to be here. Dude, I love having you here. You're awesome Give me an example of politics I was thinking the other day I Think I think politics is like hey, do you want to stop sign on this corner or a yield sign? I don't think like Your I don't think views on abortion or politics. Well for one side they're politics, well I don't think it's a view, I don't think that's

politics. Why not? I don't know, I just don't. I'm not very well thought out. It's like listening to me talk about this is going to be like listening to Talking Elite Fitness talk about CrossFit. Just not very well thought out on this one. Did you listen to their most recent podcast?

No, but I've been watching the clips that have been getting sent around and it's just, I hate it, but I just hate that it sucks, but it just, I don't know. I, but I used to really enjoy it. I always to be a great positive person. So someone's person about CrossFit ever someone who's friends with them needs to talk to them And tell them what's going on the first 20 minutes are complaining about the open But the only objective thing that they say is they didn't like the golden barbell But they never even tell you what they didn't like about the golden barbell It's more libtards. They're not like hey, it wasn't really gold or I didn't like the way they awarded it or it's just I didn't like the golden barbell

and then 20 minutes of how they hated the open but that they can't tell you the person's name they can't tell you what happened I'm just like holy fuck and then the podcast goes on for another fucking hour and it's a therapy session where they're talking about how they processed Lazar's death and I'm like this is fucking in this is so embarrassing there's There's never any takes I Could only imagine I could only imagine what it's like being with one of their spouses or girlfriends and going to dinner Where do you want to go to dinner? I don't care You don't care. Are you hungry? I could be I

Like do you like eating? I do sometimes when I'm awake What would you like are you carnivore or are you vegetarian or do you have any thoughts foods out food? Oh? Food oh my favorite restaurant. Oh, what's that? You know just you know I had to have one Anything like holy fuck guys Somebody say something Anything anything yeah It would be more interesting to hear my kids talk about how they colored in something on their coloring book And why they chose the color red

Yeah, yeah Ian Arswald the cock talk has been lacking, but I stick it out for another year. Are you kidding? We're not even two minutes into the show I already mentioned a giant 10-inch hog flopping out that I get to watch while I'm eating a BLT. Are you kidding me? What more do you want Ian? Yeah, I Refuse you might as well just go to Pornhub. I refuse to accept that feedback It's objective I'll tell you It gives you some substance there. Yeah, I told you. I told you even the size of the titties I like to see. Caleb pursued

it with a follow-up question. Do you like to see him wash under the rolls? You got the deets. That's the first time that word's been used on this podcast. The Deets is crazy. That's so 2005. Where did I go that I typed in Pornhub and it said I couldn't watch it? It was somewhere in the United States. I think you had to be, I had to click something. Or that was it. I was 18 or something

I'm like, I'm like click like listen. I need eight seconds of footage. I Just need to hold my thumb on it, you know, and it gives you the Yeah, the like auto highlights on I'm done I'm not looking to build a relationship or nothing. Just need to get back to my wife I'm not looking to build a relationship or nothing. Just need to get back to my wife I'll just i'll just do what I did when I was a kid. I'll just use my imagination That was crazy I just call my wife like will you talk crazy talk I'll Honey, will you talk dirty to me? Sure. What do you want me to say? Just tell me you love me three times

Like space it out every five seconds I'm good. I'm old school in that voice and in you know, the voice. Yeah And in between her I love you she's like kids stop fighting. Hey mute yourself So I Today the the dogs gonna supposed to get put down today at two. Okay enough of that. Okay next topic. And I'm not even fully committed to it yet. And my kids have so many questions. And my wife has questions and my, my, my in-law has questions And my wife has questions. And my in-law has questions.

My dad has questions. I'm like, listen, guys, just I'm the man of the house, I'll decide. Coming to the house? How old is my dog really? Or how old do I tell myself it is? I tell myself it's eight. But it can't be eight,

because my kids are eight and we got the dog when my kids were two. I was Googling around yesterday and basically my Google diagnosis is he's in respiratory distress. That's why he's like every like hour he vomits and he's coughing. But like it went blind like in five days. It went from like perfectly good eyes to just completely blind and bumping into shit. But last night, it's like I'm sleeping and it comes over to the bed

and it's like, hey, I got to go out. So I got up in the middle of the night, walked outside, freezing cold. It bumped into a bunch of shit on the way out. Yeah, it sat in the squatted position to take a shit for fucking five minutes. I peed on the lawn too while I waited. Got to. God I love night dick. It's just like so big at night for some reason when I wake up in the middle of the night. I'm like either my hand got smaller or this thing's crazy Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll wake up in the middle of the night and that's like the hardest I've ever been Yeah, and you're like, what the fuck? Why can't I get this hard? Normally?

It's crazy P-dick is a wasted dick. I just know if I have one of those and I can I use it Even if I'm not horny if I just have P dick. Oh, yeah. I'm just like fucking I'm using this. Yeah Can't let this shit go to waste there was a what's the it's a that movie bucket list He they were it's like a bunch of old guys that are like checking off things on their bucket list do before they die And one of the things the guy says he's like if you ever get a hard on don't let it go to waste yeah so like anytime he got a boner he was like fucking his wife is hilarious I was so ahead of my time even at 16 I would give dissertations in the quad to all my friends like hey there's hard on do you

have where you're not hard it was like they were or where you're not horny oh yeah yeah you have where you're not horny they were like my friends were like blown away no way that's not true yes it is but UK but you got you got to work with it no it's not a great day and I have a I have a a bore bowl it's a South African Mastiff and I got it from the same breeder that Greg got it from. And I think Greg's died maybe at four or five with the same thing, lymphoma. And its glands are so swollen, it's having trouble breathing. And but it's like, hey, if you can tell me that you have to take a piss in the middle of the night. But it's like, hey, if you can tell me that you have to take a piss in the middle of the night, I don't know, that seems a little uncool to put you down. I got to figure it out. I don't want to I want to I want to take the decision completely off my wife and my kids like I don't want them like involved in the decision at all.

Right. I mean, I'm not letting them be in the decision. I don't they can process it afterwards. I feel like that's one of those things like dogs will just innately do things to like appease you even when they're about to die. Like they will always like they'll even get embarrassed when you when they like shit in the house or something. Because I had the same thing like it was on its last leg. And like would have an accident in the house or something because I had the same thing like it was on its last leg and like would have an accident in the house and would just be like oh my god I'm so sorry like you could tell obviously they're not saying that but Greg's dog three days ago just

died on its own and he said uh they drug it outside but you know but this is before it died and it pissed and shit and it was like obvious to him that that dog had been Holding it so it didn't piss in it shit in the house. I'm like, yeah shit. Not crazy Yeah, I you know 20 is the first thing I told myself like 20 times this morning. Do not bring the dog up on the show I don't even want to do the show cuz my cuz of my my I'm so preoccupied thinking about my dog caller. Hi Good morning. Hey. So you're telling me you have a bore bowl,

but you turned down my German Shepherd Malina Wall mixes. Totally different. You're the one who sent that FedEx to my house and I said you turned to sender? Yes. Yeah, well you sent three dogs in a box, dude, with a pistol. And I thought it was a setup.

My neighbor just got two Malinois. It's crazy. So with that shepherd in them, they have an off switch. They're a lot of fun to have. They're all gone now but the board boy man, that's one of the hardest dogs to train. Yeah, you know, we were told that, and it's a really trippy dog. It is really truly an incredible dog. It's so different than a Dane. Its personality, it has so much personality. It has so much personality.

They're oh I lost you. They're so smart. They're so smart. They have so much personality. It was so much fun. You know like like basically it was just a friend of the kids the entire time. It just always hung out with the kids and Yeah, you have the property. Yeah, you have the property and really you want them just to be aware of their surroundings and through that So that'd be the difference between the Malin wash separate mixes You got to kind of entertain them from time to time where the borbo kind of like I'm good. Just leave me alone Yeah, pretty much It tortured the kids it did a lot of like it did a lot of like stuff grab the kids arm with its mouth and pull Kids down or like if they're in their plane if they're building something with magnets or Legos It would go in there and step on it and then just stand there and look at them like fuck you what?

She was really cool. She was really fun like that, but and she was great She would go to her kennel when she was in trouble like if she knew she pissed someone off She would just go in her kennel and lay down. Yeah, she was great You know what was crazy too is the first three years I never let her in the room and then I went on in my bedroom and we never let her on the couch and then I went away one week and my wife let her in the room and that was it. As soon as you gave an inch that dog there was no stopping it. There was no yeah there's no taking it back. I had a couple of years ago my Malinois jumped the fence and had puppies with a cane Corso so their Malinois cane Corso. Wow. Oh my god. Yeah. Super trippy looking. Their eyes are all mal but their bodies turned

into cane Corso. Yeah, this Borble, the Borble basically just looks like a gigantic pit bull. It's a scary looking dog. Yeah. Yeah. and I remember before we got it when Greg had his My wife hated going to their house with our kids because the dog terrified her yeah, and then we had and then we ended up with one and She was great. Yeah, she was great. She was great and she never even when the gate was open She never left the property. She always stay on the property. She always guarded You know, she walked she just chill walked along the fence sniffed shit barked at shit Yeah, it was cool. I don't know what we're gonna do. I used to want another dog when we had her

I want I was begging my wife for a dog and She always put her foot down and then now my wife every day is sending me do new dogs And I really don't want another dog. This is way too emotional for me Well, I think I think um, I Think you need one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we definitely need one. We need a big guard dog for sure You need something to just as a different, you know, and the bigger and meaner they look the less mean you have to be Right. Yeah, totally. totally nice deep bark big fucking head Yeah, I do I do some protection sports with the mom

So it's pretty fun to watch her Watch her go. Will you DM me a picture of your dog? I want to see it at some point. Yeah. Yeah, there's no rush Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I don't the ones that I sent you the puppies those are they're all gone But I'll show you a picture of them all. Oh, that's right. Okay, now I'm remembering, now I'm remembering. Okay, what were, oh, that was a mix of a Malinois, oh, Shepherd, okay, did you sell those

or did you just give them away? I gave them away. I just wanted to make sure they went to good homes. I'm not a, you know, I live in the country here in San Diego, so the dogs run free around here so my kids don't my kids want a mating pair of dogs because they want puppies so bad they want and I remember we had puppies as a kid our dog got out and got drilled by a neighbor's dog yeah yeah you let it out that's what I used to do I used to

pretend and and it was a cool experience it was a cool experience. It was a cool experience having puppies Yeah, it's a lot of work man. You know, it's funny as you get older like um, you know when I was younger I didn't care who they went to as they get older. I'm like, man I don't know. I almost ended up with seven of them We had she had 10 to 11 the first time 10 the second time Wow shit yeah, hey, I had this I had this Great Dane in college and when I left college, I still had the Great Dane and actually by the time I left, I had three and I made a list of all my friends who had dogs. All the people I know and I forget what the list

was. It was like 242 dogs and not, I was the only one who came to college with the dog and left with the same dog. Every single person either gave their dog away, their dog was killed or they lost their dog. Why you still get, when I was 18, I got my first boxer from Boxer Rescue and I had them for 10 years. And the founder of the rescue was like you know I

have adults that don't keep their dogs as long as you kept this dog. Yeah it's crazy it's crazy that's why it's kind of hard giving dogs to people because you're not sure if they're going to get a good home. Yeah well the one the one little puppy I kept he's eight weeks old the other day the sighting factor I had my hood on and I was coming around the corner to get a brick because one of them was sneaking out Yeah, and he charged so I stopped my foot and he came out the fence even harder at eight weeks I was like, okay, you're a keeper Yeah, you know what I was tripping on my wife's like my wife sending me pictures of dogs and breeds of dogs and I'm just sitting On my couch and I'm looking around at my house and it's like, like, you know, what's going to happen.

Like he's going to chew a couch cushion or he's going to chew the wall or I'm just looking at like, Oh, fuck this dog. Like we're going to get a dog. And the first year there's going to be some really fucked up shit that happens in the house. Yeah. Well, if you create train them, that's probably the most important thing, create training. And then there's this, there's probably the most important thing, crate training. And then there's this, there's this thing, target training, where you feed them with your hand and you kind of teach them, he'll sit down.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. I'll send you some. Yeah, this is my first dog where we ever had a crate and it was awesome. Because she loved her. She loved her crate. Yeah, we have to do it that way. Yeah, it was, it was, it was great. And then, and then, and she, and this is another reason why she always slept in the living room by herself in the last two weeks

She's sleeping in our room. She's never done that Wow, yeah Last night my wife my wife slept with her last night Wow Those big breeds tend to not you know eight to ten to 10 years is pretty close to their full life. So, yeah. Even boxers. Boxers are crazy, aren't they? Aren't those high stress dogs? Like all my friends who had boxers, those dogs were crazy.

Like this one girl I knew, she had a female boxer and it lifted its leg to pee. I was like, fuck, that's a weird dog. Yeah. I had, I switched from boxers to American Bulldogs. And then I had gotten a working line. So they weren't the big bully looking ones. They had a little bit more like a longer snout. Yeah. A lot less health issues.

Well, it was good talking to you. Happy New Year's officially. All right, thanks dude. You guys have a good one. Okay, it's good talking to you. Happy New Year's officially. All right. Thanks, dude. You guys have a good one. Okay. Bye. So I did, um, yesterday I did 10 minutes on the assault bike and then I went out onto the skateboard ramp and I took my jump rope out there and my goal was to do, I was going to, my goal was to do 100 double unders. And I was gonna try to do 10 in a row.

So I do one, first I do a set of singles for 50, right? And then I do 10 air squats, I'm loose. I'm sweating from the assault bike. And then I go out there and I jump a couple times and I do one double under And I rest I take five breaths Then I jump and I do two double unders, right? I do a couple singles. I do two double unders all good Okay, I'm like, okay, this is good Rest take five breaths. I then I do three double unders

So now I'm at six, but on my on my six double under which is the third One on that set I hit one of my toes Mmm, and I swear to God I thought it tore off my fucking nail You know when you drop to a knee when something hurts so bad you drop to a knee Yeah, just like fuck like if I was a little kid. I would I would have been crying. Yeah for sure Well, you could feel him turn on a little tear ducts turn on a little bit. Yeah, but I didn't. But I could, I don't know why. I wish I would have.

And then I proceeded to do, I would do two double unders, one single, two double unders, one single, and I would get to ten double unders. And I would be fucking exhausted. Exhausted. And then finally I got to a hunt. So I did that I did like, you know, two, two, one single, two, one single, got to 10. And I did, you know, basically 10 sets of that got to 100. And I didn't want to, I'm like, fuck, I'm old, I don't even want to work out anymore. So then what I did is I normally I do if I'm like feeling lazy I do this workout where I do ten front squats with a 40 pound D ball I do ten on the minute for ten minutes

But yesterday for the first time ever maybe somewhat. Maybe someone want to try this. I did 20 front squats holding a 40 pound D ball Every two minutes for ten minutes, so he got to a hundred. So at least I did something new. I'd never done before. Yeah Well progressive overload if you will, is that what that's called? Fucking no, dude. Yeah, and then basically What was interesting is the first set I got to 15 and then on 16 it started burning And then the second set it didn't burn till like 17 the third set It didn't burn till 18 the fourth set it didn't burn until like 17. The third set it didn't burn until 18. The fourth set it didn't burn until 19. And then the fifth set was just easy.

It was crazy. Like I was getting stronger and fitter as I went along. Yeah, that's awesome. That's kind of how I feel. I am really bad at warming up. I'll do like a couple air squats and then like PVC passers and I'll be like, yeah, let's go and then that's how I feels for me So I'll just like within

If it's like a four or five round workout Two and a half rounds in is when I start feeling good. I'm like, wow, I could do this for another round. Yeah, it's crazy That's why your back is stiff. Yeah, my back is so stiff, but they felt great. My knees were making crazy sounds It sounded like two pieces of leather rubbing against each other with sand in there. No pain Yeah, yeah But uh, fuck it was weird It was a crazy sound my knees do that too i'm like walking up and down stairs sound. My knees do that too. I'm like walking up and downstairs. So that was my work and I thought I was gonna be sore today. I thought my like my ass and shit

was gonna be sore but they weren't. And then I came up with this really cool workout for Avi yesterday because his toes broken and basically I sat like 10 feet away from him and I made him sit with his legs out in front of him you know like an L. Okay. And I threw a three pound ball at him alternating sides so he has to catch it with one hand and throw back catch it with the other hand and throw back nice okay so he did a hundred of them and he's like hey is this working out my arms and my shoulders I'm like you'll see and by the end his stomach was destroyed was cool you wish it was just your arms and your shoulders.

Yeah, I need to film it. Holy shit, dude. Will, I've been looking into this Rotterham story. It is absolutely nuts. It is getting grosser and grosser and grosser. I actually saw a clip this morning. I just couldn't bring myself to play it for you guys. It is nuts. I keep calling it Rotterdam, but it's Rotterham.

This story is insane. I was reading a story this morning about a guy, a Pakistani guy, a Muslim guy, who groomed and fucked this 10 year old girl. What did he do? And then he- and then- and then he groomed It was her sister or something. He groomed and fucked her and got her pregnant when she was 12 And then she burnt her alive in the house What? Dude, it- the stories coming out of there are absolutely crazy. I have no idea the And it's so heartbreaking and I was just thinking God how does anyone with a 10 because I because I have a 10 year old kid

I was like, how does anyone with a 10 year old kid even read this and keep their shit together? Yes, something something's wrong in the UK so the UK and Ireland and France something happened over there They're they're just uh, they're just terrified. What is this? Um, did you see that thing that, uh, Tyler submitted for kill Taylor? Yeah. What? If that could work, that would be so sick.

That'd be a huge game changer for the show. Yeah. Tyler showed us this thing he's working on where for KillTaylor there would be a score clock and a timer and a split times and it's really cool. You want me to pull it up? Yeah, sure. We would almost be like a real show at that point

Yes, heat one clock So I don't know Tyler has that thing behind him it says on air that's cool. Yeah, it is pretty cool Yeah, that's nuts right mm-hmm That'd be pretty sweet would make things a lot easier for us to keep track of everything. And then you can have like a... like time to beat on there too. So that way you don't have to like keep it...

I don't have to go pin it in the comments or anything. And what would... that would be just up and then as he does the split times, Tyler would just type in his keyboard or push a button and it would free... it would grab it. Yeah, something like that probably. And then the clock wouldn't be where the Comments pop up that would be nice. Oh Yeah, we'd have to we might have to shift things around for sure. I Don't know what that is. I don't know. I don't know if it's a widget or what I think Tyler had a guide design it. I think he's got like one of his IT guys at Heat1 designed it.

Yeah, if we can make it work that'd be pretty amazing. I was thinking we should raise the weekly prize money to two grand and make the other people go first and Taylor go second. make the other people go first and Taylor go second okay why so that he could see he could see how they did it and where they fucked up instead of them seeing how he did it and where he fucked up like right now they all get to they get to watch and be like okay I know that he did this this and this and if I want to beat them you know what I mean yeah how many people do you let go first then you just basically let the whole show go until

50 minutes and then here's the thing if no one calls in he doesn't even have to go I mean that's only happened once yeah you think that's lame you think that's lame if we make other people go first dude if it's two thousand if we can get two thousand dollars a week to give away. That's a hundred grand a year. I Mean the whole the whole I mean, I think fuck what do I know? But I think the cool thing about the show is that the money keeps rolling over. It's not like The point is to make Taylor give His all blind it's on him to make sure his performance is top-notch. Yeah, that's true. Yeah If you're gonna give away $2,000, don't you think that they should probably work for it?

Yes, it was like gaming the system I could see no that's awesome if you're gonna give more money away I mean to me basically I don't know this I didn't talk to James but James called me because it was 2,500 bucks Yeah That's a that's a mortgage It's like a more if the if the show gets if the show gets 10,000 views a week and they're all real views Or at least 90% of them are real you you have to think that there's got to be a sponsor who's like okay I'll put up a hundred for the whole year yeah I mean there are enough big enough businesses out there that would make

enough money that could do that I think they They just gotta be willing to take a chance. It's called Kill Taylor, not Taylor Kills. Oh, maybe we should change the name of the show. Hey, if Kill Tony gives us a season to siss, maybe we'll switch it to that. Taylor Kills. Tony Kills. Taylor kills. Tony kills. James' wife, what did it say? James' wife went and got a Louie with that.

James called him because he said he wanted to do it just, it never wakes up early enough. Yeah, but I think the reason why he I think the reason why he woke up early is because it was $2,500. I'd wake up early for $2,500 in 10 minutes. Yeah. It's nice to have something to look forward to on Saturdays. I love it because on Fridays I sleep so good knowing that I get to sleep in an extra hour and all I have to do is talk shit to people for an hour yeah that's pretty sick yeah so it's so it's such a it's such a it's it's really all the pressure falls on Taylor and will will has to get all the graphics going

Susie has to get people paid and Taylor does all the work the rest of us just come on and rip. Yeah it's way more fun that way. I would make the show more dramatic. Oh you mean if other people went first? This guy looks like Steve Austin the six million dollar man. What? You know who that is Lee Majors? David Johnson looks like Steve Austin with a with a beard. You know who that is Lee majors Dave David Johnson looks like Steve Austin with a with a beard Look at those veins in his shoulders. Holy shit Yeah, Lee majors Yeah, I could see that a little bit my kid wants that tracksuit so bad my kid wants that tracks suit and the yellow one Bruce Lee wears

What is it a NASA track suit or something? Like what's the deal? Oh Is it does it say NASA on it looks like yeah, it does actually yeah And in Bruce Lee wears a yellow one like an Bruce I think it's enter the dragon Bruce Lee Yeah, yeah dragon and I was gonna buy him one but all the is it enter the dragon images game of death oh game of death yeah that tracksuit is sick I'm like would you wear it all the time he's like yeah I was thinking about like if I could find it in his like his Size I was gonna get him like five or six so he could just wear it every day Can you imagine I'm just showing up places like the tennis and that

For jiu-jitsu tournaments. Oh That would be sick to show up at jujitsu tournaments with that no Uh-huh. Just uh, yeah exactly Just fuck people up like Bruce Lee Happy January Oh Uma Thurman Ward also and kill yeah and Kill Bill. That's right. Oh, so that was a nod. Oh shit. So that's a nod to Bruce Lee.

Wow. Yeah. I never put that together. Hitler would have never let that slide. You not knowing that? Or? No, he would have seen that. He would have noticed that right away. Cultural appropriation, yes. I did another workout

I did the other day. What did I do the other day that was I did deadlifts, sets of five What's that called when you stand on something? Deficit or negative? Yeah I did that I said deficit deadlifts I did a started with 45 pounds I went up to 235 with an inch and a half deficit I went up so slow just doing sets of five it felt good 235 felt good one and a half inch deficit. I don't know why I did that.

I think, you know why I think I do deficit? Cause I know my deadlift is so weak. So like, I'm just trying to like do something to make myself feel better. Like I have no use why it's so low. Then I fucking just like accidentally look at like, you know, Alex Gazan's Instagram and she's deadlifting 350 for five my great

But I'm like, but she didn't do a deficit that's right And when you're so when you're so short, it's kind of like cheating doing a deadlift It's kind of weird like if when my kids do deadlifts, it's so weird Why because you're four feet tall and like the the bars right you just have to do this to grab the bar Because for me I gotta like I gotta like wedge myself down there Yeah, like I got like grab the bar and then just like cinch everything down to get into like into a deadlift position Yeah, and then eventually I'm just hinging at my hip. I'm just like Yeah, right, right cuz it's so yeah, it's crazy. How about Austin Maliolo? Yeah, just with crazy long arms and and being short

Yeah, Mike for my kids. It's weird. It's not even a It's not even really an exercise. It's so weird. I should always make them I should always make them do deficit deadlifts Yeah, that might be helpful and I may all and I always keep my kids so light I don't let my kids lift anything heavy really. Yeah You should get those like really shitty gym weights that people have in there like basement gyms that are just like Those plastic ones are like this big from the side yeah fuck that are and then make them deadlift that and then just load like 20 of them on either side oh that's a good idea you use fraction or just use fractionals yeah there you

go I've got a 20 year old female that can deadlift 400 pounds. Jesus dude. She weighs 600 though. He didn't, he forgot that. 20 year old female. If she weighed over 200 pounds, I would be so surprised. Yeah. How much does she weigh on? Can you say? I'm guessing 165. Yeah, if you type it again, that really helps. Alright, shows a sturdy broad. No, that's not burned. Oh, oh Matt burns ways 280

No, oh 195 oh these are the guesses yawn I'm a 47 year old male that can deadlift over 400. What's NBD? No big deal No big deal. Uh oh. Hey Seve, do you remember Christopher Summer? From Gymnastics Bodies. I was listening to a Ferris podcast. He talked about his time with CrossFit. Christopher Summer. No, I don't know who that is. Christopher Summer.

70kg, 145 I knew it. Not really. Not no, I don't I don't. Someone showed me the other day. Something some girl had said and she was like going off about how shitty CrossFit is and it's always been just about the money and this person worked at CrossFit when Greg was there and now that Greg's not there and nothing's changed and just all this shit and I didn't recognize her but like if I didn't if I don't recognize you or know you and you work there when cross and you claim you worked there when Greg was there. You don't know shit like you're you're completely fucking retarded because I pretty much I must have known 90 percent of the people who work there by name, even when we had over 200 employees. There's just like you're just you're just full of shit. Just ask if anyone ever says that dumb shit, be like, what was Sevan like?

He met him. Because I was everywhere. I was always on the road. I was everywhere. I was meeting everyone. There's just, I don't remember the peak head count. Maybe 400 with full-time staff and trainers. Wow. Yeah. Maybe maybe 400 with like full-time staff and trainers Wow

Yeah, maybe there were like 200 trainers and like 200 like, you know people like me carrying cameras or doing it, you know doing accounting or writing articles or you know Posting stuff to the web or stuff like that And to add to and to say that it was ever about the money when greg was there like you're out of your fucking mind I can remember And to say that it was ever about the money when Greg was there, like you're out of your fucking mind. I can remember a hundred times Greg telling Dave that the games better not make any money up until like... 2018 or 19. Like that was not, there was never...

Here's the thing, this should just say it all to you. So we would we had the journal. The journal was hugely successful. It was making shit loads of money. Millions of dollars a year and Greg decided to Greg and Tony decided to make it for free. Then I became the media director and I built the paywall back up again. I was able to convince them like hey no let's put the paywall back up again. But the thing about the journal is even when we charged for it, 95% of the content was free. 95 fucking percent of the content was for free. So basically, when you charge for it, it's basically just like, people are only going to pay who want that extra 5% of content. And it was mostly games content is mostly just games content. And it was my whole goal was is I wanted the people to work who work there to

Their projects that they're working on the people involved in the journal and the media team I wanted the journal to generate enough revenue that no matter what happened anywhere else in the company that the journal could sustain itself As a standalone that was like my only thing so I got the paywall built back up and then we ran it for a year with the paywall. It was making millions of dollars again and with 99% of the content free at this point and then they took it down again. And that really fucking pissed me off. But another thing to prove that they weren't interested in the money, and it was easy, right?

It was easy. And then another thing to prove they didn't want money is just think about this. From 2006 to 2018, we made content, free content from the level one endless free content and we would want to put a link After you watch the video or after you read the article We would want to put a link there that said if you'd like more you can go to an L1 and you would click this Link and it would take you to the page so you could sign up for an L1 and Greg wouldn't let us do that And I'd be like why he's like cause I'm not giving this content. Then it somehow negatively affects the content in his mind that we're trying to sell them something.

And he didn't ever want to come across like he was trying to sell anyone anything. And I know someone's gonna be like, well, that's just a tactic for selling shit. You don't, when we erased the Instagram account, there were 500 million users on Instagram. I don't know how many there are now, probably billions. But you don't erase your Instagram account and then be like,

hey, that person only cares about the money. You're fucking retarded. I want to say that there was like a 30% revenue drop when we got rid of Instagram and Facebook, like overnight. When I hear people say that shit, I'm just like, you're batshit crazy. And he really he really wanted to stay in his lane. He was not interested in the shiny objects at all.

And anytime he did pick up the shiny objects, like when we when we signed with Reebok, he felt horrible. You could tell like he felt like he sold a little piece of his soul like he's like he diminished the the brand equity of what is CrossFit by attaching anything to it besides we have the cure for the most vaccine problem problem constantly varied Functional movements executed high intensity all that stuff Seve I think you're ignoring this question on purpose. How about I'll respond to that one first fuck you Okay, next do you have plans for Taylor against the world for open and semis? No, I'm not go so I think you're ignoring this question on purpose. Double fuck you.

Um, so I don't know why I'm even going to tell you this, but basically I don't do shit. Everyone else has to fucking do everything. So like if we do, if we do Taylor against the world for the open the semis yeah, I fucking want to do it I'm dying to do it But that all the who you know who that falls on one person JR howl the rest of us just get to just jerk off. He's got a fucking have all the people come to his gym He's got to pretend pretend like he likes him and invited his house. He's got to set up all the equipment He's got to pretend like he likes him and invite him to his house. He's got to set up all the equipment.

He's got to pretend like he likes fucking Matt Torres and Shane Orr or whoever the fuck coaches come there and like smile and shit. He actually like them. He probably does like them. I shouldn't shit on JR. JR is a good dude. He is a super, he's a great dude. He probably actually does like them.

But it all falls on JR And I just sit here at my house and then Susie has to go there and will has to go there so that falls on them And then fucking Bryson has to be abused on text threads Just as the state as the young guy he just has to be yelled at every time something goes wrong. It's his fault As the young guy, he just has to be yelled at every time something goes wrong. It's his fault. Then we got to sell sense, ask Bill Grundler to leave his gym and his fucking kids and he's got to fly out there. And so like, uh, I'm, I'm guessing that's gonna, I'm guessing we're.

Here's what I'm guessing. I'm guessing a bunch of the semi-finals are going to be like, Holy shit. What those guys are the fucking best in the business for broadcast. There's no, there's no one even close to us. I don't give a fuck what anyone says about how good the games and rogue are. Crash was a thousand times better and more authentic. I'm not saying that those are bad. I'm just saying crash was insane.

The closeups, the camera angles, the fucking, the, the attention to detail with the athletes. Like if you're interested in that sport, fuck that thing, murder. And so I'm half to guess that someone who can think out of the box and be like, hey, that's the best coverage is gonna be like, hey, will you guys do it?

So I'm guessing, and I don't know, no one has any money. So I don't know who's the fuck's gonna pay for that, but I would love to do it. I think it would be great for the channel. It would be so it would be and it would be funny. It'd be a fuck you to the world, right? For all the people that fucking hate me. So it's a double whammy. And I'm going to watch it anyway. So there's three things to fuck you to people. Nan, nan, and nah. It's great for the channel. It brings people here so that like, while they're here, we can talk

to them about, we can slip in stuff about how great Trump is, the cure for the world's most vaccine problem, and women and children are getting raped in the UK. So we can get the bigger picture message out. And then it would just be cool because I'm going to cover it anyway. So I might as well do it on my channel because I'm going to cover it anyway because I'm interested. So that's the picture. It just has to be, you know, we're the least organized forward-thinking professional media people in the space and so I just don't have a plan yet.

Just waiting for it to come together. I mean I've spoken to JR shitload about it with Susa about it Taylor about it excuse me I just don't know but I want to I have to call bear and beg for money Savage one I have to call Sarah and beg for money I have to call fit eight and beg for money I have to tell him I want to call Sarah and beg for money. I have to call fit eight and beg for money I have to tell him I want a hundred grand and then they're like we'll give you two dollars, you know that shit So yeah and for the athletes win that's a good point yeah, I Mean it's great. The the attention we give athletes is insane It's the most attention they'll ever get. Yeah, they'll get so much more than they get on the other broadcasts so

Yeah, maybe maybe Bill and Katie want to spawn maybe yeah, but but who knows I don't like to bug them they I mean they have their own there's people like mayhem and Rogue I don't like to bug them because they're doing so much of their own... Oh, do you know who else I'm gonna bug? Chris Cooper. That fucking guy is easy to work with. Maybe bug Chris Cooper over at Two Brain Business. He's already... Two Brain has already supported the behind the scenes in the two years in a row and the video contest. Those are big lifts. Yeah, super easy to deal with. Actually, all those sponsors have been easy to deal with.

Bear over at Savage One is, or Born Primitive is so easy to deal with. Him and Claire. So, um... to deal with him and Claire so um that's that's that plan you know there's no that's the plan but I'm not avoiding it I'm just I'm not avoiding talking to you about it maybe I'm avoiding like pressuring JR sponsors to do it because either way the is, is either way if it happens or doesn't happen, we're going to cover it. And so like if we want to cover it thoroughly and like cover it in our own house and draw

the event, we're going to cover the event. Like I'm going to cover Wadapalooza. I'm going to sit at home and watch it while I try to dig through my DMs. And then when it's over, I'm going to come on my DMS and then I'm gonna and then when it's over I'm gonna come on here with Caleb and John Young and Tyler and talk about it, but It's just like going there and covering it and shit like that, I don't know Oh, I didn't see this true does about to resign Oh

I didn't see this true does about to resign Yeah, I think they said they was gonna resign like today or tomorrow Wow. It's gotten that bad, huh? Let's see True dope. That's how I spell his name true. Doh Canadian PM Justin Trudeau will resign as party leader. Yeah Wow Looks there won't even there won't even be a vote. There won't even be a vote. I don't know. Canadian PM Justin Trudeau will resign as party leader sources say. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will resign as leader of the ruling Liberal Party on Monday but remain Prime Minister until a new leader is chosen. A source close to the Prime Minister told CNN, Trudeau, leader of the Liberal Party for 11 years. Wow!

Fuck! For nine, for Minister for nine, 11 years and Prime Minister for nine is facing a mounting set of crises from Donald Trump's tariff threats to the resignation of key allies and disastrous opinion polls. The move would leave the Liberal Party without a permanent leader before the general election, which must be held on or before October 20th. Oh, that was nasty. Wow, he sucks. One of the country's youngest ever leaders, Trudeau, ascended to popularity by pushing

progressive values on the global stage, branding himself as the antidote to former President Donald Trump. It makes you wonder how dumb the people are in Canada doesn't it? Yeah, I think they all know that he's he's a retard Like it's like it's like it's like, California Like I know how dumb they are because I hang out with them. You know what I mean? So over the holidays, the kind of shit that I hear, you know, as I meet with people and have dinners

and lunches and shit, it's like, God, why is the crime so bad in California? Right. Because we have Soros backed, George Soros backed prosecutors who are not prosecuting crimes. I mean mean I read you guys the article the other day in Washington DC 67% of the people who were arrested and brought down to the station in Washington DC were let go and not prosecuted

Because of some law that had expired or no because their lab had lost its certification Yes, that's right. It's like, uh, like that shit's not happening in a non-liberal areas, guys. But, but I mean, these are the same countries that are that are that guns are illegal and they're letting their daughters get raped. Oh, okay. Let's watch this. Does he say something? Okay. Oh fuck, it's in French. Yeah. Anytime someone talks French,

they're just begging to be butt slammed. Trump being voted in has had a major effect on liberal countries, the general feel in the UK, although I don't live there, is that the left is shit and they want them gone. Yeah, you know why the UK is so cool because they did Brexit. The European Union is a what a joke disastrous fucking joke that is. Just a huge layer of bureaucracyBT cards for white people. That's what most of the government is.

It's EBT cards for white people. Just welfare. You're just another part of the welfare state. It's because he's so hated that they are worried if we waited for the election, the liberals would get less than 12 seats in Parliament and no longer be a legit party it's because he so hated they're worried if he waited for the election oh so this is some calculated move I don't really understand I can pretend to understand that though

is this one in English? Yeah. Let's hear. My friends, as you all know, I'm a fighter. Every bone in my body has always told me to fight because I care deeply about Canadians. In LGBTQ, in LGBTQ. He's the queue That's he's not a fighter. He's a queer He's a quitter. Yeah, he's a quitter queer quitter

Country and I will always be motivated by what is in the best interest of Canadians Like freezing their bank accounts calling them racist when they're not fucking racist, harboring pedophiles, legalizing drugs, you scumbag. And the fact is, the best efforts to work through it, Parliament has been the longest session of a minority parliament in Canadian history,

that's why this morning I advised the Governor General that we need a new session of Parliament. She has granted this request and the House will now be prorogued until March 24th. What was the word he used? What was the word he used? Prorogued? Prorogued? Discontinuous session without dissolving it. Jesus he does look like Dave Castro, like he could be Dave Castro's gay son. Holy shit. Doesn't he? Yeah, a little bit. Over the holidays? I'm gonna text Dave that Trudeau had a gay son.

If he had a gay son. I'm texting that right now. To reflect and have had long talks with my family about our future. Through the course of my career. Any success. Isn't he fucking his high school teacher?

Isn't he, or is that McCrone? Who's fucking their high school teacher? Oh, I don't know. Personally achieved has been because of their support and with their encouragement. So last night over dinner I told my kids about the decision that I'm sharing with you today. I intend to resign as party leader as Prime Minister after the party selects its next leader through a robust nationwide competitive

process. Hey, is that supposed to me? How's that supposed to make me feel that you told your kids that? Is that like something like, like I don't give a fuck, dude. Hey kids, I just wanted to let you know, dad's going to be out of the job. I can't keep making a bunch of fucking money. Yeah, I can't pay my heating bills and homes in Canada are more expensive than they are in, California And it's a fucking shithole territory

But you told your kids first Speaking to the people Does he have a speech impediment? Yeah, he has a lisp from all that semen that's fucking stuck in the back of his throat. Sorry, Caleb. Go ahead. That was it. He's such a scumbag. He did some really fucking mean shit to people.

Don't forget what he did during COVID. He basically said you were racist and a misogynist and all the, he attributed all of these bizarre qualities to people who didn't want to get the fucking forced drug. He is like, he's a zero tolerance person, no tolerance. Oh, wow. There are many out there who are convinced Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son. Is that like, what's that? What are those people called that have that do all the conspiracy theories?

4 Tran or 8 Tran or 12 Tran? 4 Chan? 4 Chan? Chan? It's Chan or Tran? Chan. They should switch it to Tran. Or Trannies?

God, wouldn't it be great if Newsom left? Newsom is such a shitbag Didn't he just come up with something recently that was like this one q9 q9 Who knew some yeah? He was like I'm gonna get rid of Yeah, you know what they did Do you know what these fucking idiots did in the people in California believe it? It's so it's so crazy first of all we have a huge crime wave in California like massive it's completely out of control and then we have this thing where

if you steal for nine hundred and fifty dollars or less it's not a felony but then even if you do get arrested oh my god this is I think this is his ploy to gain some favor somewhere, but it's not really going to do much, I don't think. Yes, it's like we spent millions looking into reparations too. It's just complete idiocy. So then basically, so then what they did is we put in, there was a law that the people voted on, saying that the crimes for stealing would be harsher and Newsom tried to shoot it down. He didn't want the people voting on it, but the people in California voted on it and it passed.

Then he passes this law January 1st, somehow he gets this fucking law in there where people not lowering the stealing rate to where it becomes a felony, where it gets lowered to let's say $200. But what he did is he made it so that if you steal from more than one place, they can add up how much you stole. So if you stole $400 from 7-Eleven and $600 from the Louis Vuitton store, you could be charged for a felony. It's not just per location. But it doesn't even matter because the prosecutors in this country aren't even prosecuting.

Because they're all libtards. The laws don't matter because the people in the deep state, in the swamp, the non-elected people aren't prosecuting the crimes. That's crazy. Yeah, he's throwing a fit about how we voted on it. He hated the fact that we voted on it. He's banned additives in food. He doesn't even know what the fuck that means. He doesn't even know what he's saying. It's probably going to fucking just throw the economy into more of a tailspin.

You know what's weird is California is like CrossFit. No matter how hard you beat it down, it just keeps thriving. Doesn't even matter. It's weird. It's weird. I cannot be the one to carry the liberal standard into the next election or something like that. I cannot be the one to carry the liberal standard. Can you imagine freezing the bank accounts of truck drivers? No, I neither can I for farmers. It's it's of the people who are the ones driving the country, like, actually push like providing things to everybody across the country. Those people are driving 12 plus hours a day to get your fucking bullshit that you ordered on Amazon to your

house or your cat or they're like transporting meat, transporting vegetables, any of that shit. Did you see that the Canadians just there's this conservative guy from the UK who's really outspoken and he was in Canada doing some lectures and the Canadians arrested him for on immigration charges. They let him out really quick. Tommy something, do you know who that is? Tommy Robinson or something?

No. Yeah, and George Soros meanwhile got the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Yeah, it's fucking nuts. Do you know about George Soros, Caleb? He the Black Rock guy? No, he's this, listen to this story. You won't even fucking believe this story. This guy's a Jew, okay?

Okay. Who lived in Nazi Germany. Right. When he was a kid, the Nazis fucking grabbed him. Okay. And they took him around all the houses. The guy that was his... like what his parents were killed or whatever and Taken and gassed and the dude who kidnapped him was a Nazi and he would take George Soros around to Jew homes and

Confiscate their shit. Oh So he's had this crazy fucking upbringing so to stay alive he had to go along with the Nazis and Fucking kick the Jews out of their house and put them on trains and send them to be gassed. Listen to this interview he did with 60 Minutes. And so basically since then, what he's done is, and then he came to the United States and he became a billionaire and he's crazy progressive. He's behind AOC, he's behind all of this defund the police He's behind the whole thing is is like do not charge black people with any crimes no matter what right cockroach

Hey, you're right. And meanwhile the black communities are just getting devastated black people don't want that No, what the fuck? So so listen listen to this interview on 60 minutes My understanding is is that you went out with this protector of yours who swore that you were his adopted godson. This protector was a Nazi. They were going door to door in Nazi Germany. Went out, in fact, and helped in the confiscation of property from the Jews.

That's right. Hey, get out of your house, get on that train, go die, we're taking your house. Mm-hmm. Yes. I mean, that sounds like an experience that would send lots of people to the psychiatric couch for many, many years. Was it difficult? Not at all. Not at all. Maybe as a child you don't see the connection, but it created no problem at all. No feeling of guilt? No. My understanding is that you went out with... This guy is a savage. He just won the presidential medal of freedom. Yeah,

Biden just gave it to him. Evil vile bastard. Yeah, he is a bad, bad person. And basically what he's done is he's figured out that he can give $100,000 to 50 different 50 of the largest counties in the country and get DA, district attorneys put in that he controls. Wow. That whole cohort that got the Medal of Freedom is pretty fucking bad. Oh, Hillary got one too, right? Yeah, just shitty people. Just really shitty people Trudeau's dunzo up here liberals trying to save the election but hopefully Canadians aren't that stupid the thing is is that there's just it's like our

country it's like the US there's just some fucked up areas anywhere Patton and and Brent live is just fucked up there's just fucked up people like them they're so scared of the fucking machine coming down. Like they think something bad's going to happen. Yeah. I think Elon asked for the prime minister of the UK to step down. Asks prime minister to step down Britain wants to get close to Trump. Well, let me see Elon a must calls for UK Prime Minister to step down Grooming gangs The stories are crazy.

I urge all of you just to spend fucking five minutes type in Rotterdam. I think that's what the with T's not a D UK and just hit news. Wow, that's bad. Liberals would only get 16% of the vote. Wow. Yeah, it's ROT, H-E-R-H-A-M. Jake Chapman, we've been learning about this since 2005. You should listen to us before you listen to X.

And hey, in your defense, Jake, the article I was reading this morning was kind of interesting. This is to defend Jake's point. The article was stating that no one was doing anything about this when it's been going on for the last 20 years. But then the article linked to articles, like a dozen articles, where the media actually was talking about it. So oh, look at this. We were having trouble

streaming on X oh that's weird if this continues for a while try creating a new live stream or just remove this destination from the stream then re-add it I put view on X let me see what's going on over on X is anyone watching on X and their shit got fucked up Oh Oh broadcast retry. Oh, yeah, we're down Here I'll try to fix it Someone sent me a really cool Comparison between what's happening at CrossFit and what happened with the WWE I guess there was another pro wrestling Organization called WCW. Does

that sound familiar? Okay. And they said that WCW World Championship Wrestling. And they said that they started, they came in with a lot of money. Oh, the founder was Ted Turner. And they tried to take over WWE and they started getting all the big names from the WWE and they started trying to compete with the WWE. But, but Vince McMahon, they couldn't Vince McMahon as a character and just the way he ran it. They, oh yes. WWE and WCW got Ortega could be one of those wrestlers. Oh, WCW is awesome. Oh, maybe you'll like the woman who were at Fitness League then. But they basically this person's like, hey, as long as Dave is in charge and

he still keeps playing the Dave Castro is a prick role. There's no, WWE bought them. Oh. Oh, Sam. Tommy Robinson is a goon. He stands for nothing and argues without whatever he thinks will make him a buck and keep his name in people's mouths. Dave, Dave, we ran to his keyboard, just like couldn't help himself. David, you know what? Is that a good thing? By the way, let's say what

you're saying is true. Let's say Dave did kill Lazar. Do you think that that's a good thing? I'm trying to, I don't want to read into, every time you write that, I think that you're saying it like, like, it's a bad thing. First of all, it's not true, but let's say it is true. Do you think it's a good thing or a bad thing? I don't want to misread you. I don't think Alex Jones is a bad person. Tommy Robinson is like Alex Jones. Are we still sponsored by Fide? No. He's trolling you. He's petty and obvious. He is petty.

Pat gets dick. That's not nice. I mean, he probably does, but you don't need to call him out for it. I don't know if I like Alex Jones but I don't think he's um I don't think he's just out for a buck trying to keep it people uh keep people's I believe he's passionate and driven by what he believes. Alex Jones has been right on many of his theories. Except for the one he went bankrupt on. Is he getting fit? Is Alex Jones getting fit? I bet you he's getting all juiced up. Alex Jones fitness.

What happened to Alex Jones husband? Is a husband? Is Alex Jones gay? Is Alex Jones? I had no idea Alex Jones is gay. Lyme disease and viral meningitis hit Charlie hard causing the father of three to mentally fall apart. Alex shared details about Charlie's health during a chat on Gabby Logan's podcast, The Midpoint, giving fans a reason to smile when she reported that he's in a much better place now. Alex Jones is gay? What fucking rock do I live under?

No, I don't think he's gay. Oh, must be a different Alex Jones. Maybe got confused with Alex Smith. I ended up on some side of things that Alex Jones has said. He said that Mark Cuban is gay, Michelle Obama is a man. Oh, this is crazy. They said that he called HR McMaster a leather lady who looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose That's a that's a line from an Eddie Murphy movie. Alex Jones does not that's from Beverly Hills Cop I think he asked he said she looks like she could suck a golf ball through 30 feet of garden hose or something. Oh

my god That's amazing you want to see him get choked up by Craig Jones oh yeah sure I'd love to I'm not sure. Is that real? What? What are you doing? I'll actually pass out. the the the

the the the the the the the the I love the chat. Let's talk about raping children in the UK. Jake Chapman, Sean, we have been for the last hour. Oh, thanks. Just got here. It's like when somebody comes in and goes, did you

guys see that your dough just resigned? Yes. You've been talking about it for the last hour. I Got here late too. I got here late too. I got here seven minutes late I'm gonna show you what I think is one of the craziest things I've seen on the internet. I don't even understand this Someone tell me it's AI or something. I fucking know. I'm going to try to make this big so you can see. I'm not a big animal videos guy. Have you seen this, Caleb?

No, I don't think so. This is a monkey sitting in a field and it has a leash on it. Okay. Someone writes, this is not funny at all. It's extremely sad, chained animal exposed to dangerous situation, extra abuse, and all that to be recorded and used on internet for some extra use. Oh, I didn't even read these comments. I thought it was maybe like a metaphor for what we're going through in society.

Ah, yes. This is, this is nuts, dude. I I think right now even the snakes like I mean, I don't know how big a Snake's brain is but even the snake must be like what the fuck Yeah, absolutely Nice blanket What a nice blanket. What the fuck? That snake's just resting its head on the monkey's back. Yeah, now it's just chilling.

It's like, oh, okay, fine. There was someone over here on the right I hadn't seen before there was some movement. This is awful to look at. I think they let the monkey go after this. Sure. When your woman wants to fight but you already know the routine that's a good line. Defanged oh you think that's just a fake just a fake snake my god you're deep. My god you're deep. My god you're deep My god, you're deep you said that you were

You thought that that video was a metaphor for for our current life. Oh Oh, thank you. I was like, what's he talking about? My god, you're de Jesus didn't really need this Jesus Didn't really need to see that Jesus sees every It's not even that bad. It's not nearly as bad as some of the shit we bought up on this show those fucking emoji things do do my head and me too. I Hate when I see that shit If I see it I'm I'm scrolling past it to be honest Someone sent me a DM yesterday telling me that all that the entire four seasons of chosen are good

don't listen to the person who said it gets bad at season 3 and they told me that they cried every time Jesus came on screen too. Oh wow. It's kind of cool it's it's kind of cool that me and my wife are watching it because neither of us are like religious and so like we were not bringing anything to it. Do you know what I mean? Right. You're just watching it to watch it. Yeah.

Just watching it to watch it. But I did bring it up to some family members who like are terrified of Christianity and religion. I mean, they wouldn't admit it, but they, you can tell. Yeah. And you could tell they all were like, what? Like they, like they were freaked out that we were watching it. Yeah. Like it was, like it was going tell. Yeah. You could tell they all were like, what? Like they were freaked out that we were watching it. Yeah. Like it was like it was going to convert us like,

oh my God, don't tell me you're going to become Christian like your sister. I'm watching The Chosen. I watched the first two episodes. Your sister will like, like, send me like prayers and stuff sometimes. And I really appreciate it. Oh, she I spoke to her yesterday and she said, Oh, is Caleb going to watch it? I'm going to be curious what he thinks of it. Is it on something that I can watch it on? Like, is it like streaming? Let's see.

I cry when Froney and Fraser are on the screen in 15.1. Jesus and that show doesn't make the cry list. Have you seen that show Pat? If you if you if when he saves Lilith and turns her into Mary Magdalene, if that doesn't make you cry. I don't know I guess my wife didn't cry, but I think something's wrong with you The hell Haley I But last night I was too bit last night the I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do for this show today I never came up with anything by by the way, as you can tell. And so for two hours, I was just like fucking around on my computer

and reading shit and scrolling through Instagram. And so I didn't watch episode three. Armenians have a rich Christian history. Oh, crazy, Crazy. Yeah crazy. Did you know that Caleb? I had no idea. It's the first nation to, Armenians the first nation to accept Christianity as its national religion. Wow.

And they claim that Noah's Ark is there like in Mount Adodot, right? You know, which used to be Armenia Yeah, yeah, go up there and see the animals and shit. I guess That's pretty cool. Yeah, I think he was probably Armenian You don't think he was black or Jewish well he could or he could have been all those but I do think he was Armenian His mom's name was Mary his dad's name was Joseph those are my parents name mmm oh my god thank you hold up are you telling me uh-huh I am no I am No. I am. Wow. Nothing's a coincidence.

Nothing. Oh, listen. My initials are JC. You fucked my story all up, Jake Chapman. Mrs. Burns, one of the best series I've ever watched from a biblical standpoint. They did a phenomenal job. Oh, by the way, for Friday's The Binge Bros, we're going to watch Man on Fire because Dexter's down for the week. Man on Fire? Yeah. Oh, Trish, my birthday is Christmas, 1225. Damn. With Denzel Washington?

Yeah. With Denzel Washington, yeah The chosen is great Yeah, man on fire is excellent, I know I loved that movie I saw that in the theater twice The chat is so divided within five seconds of every comment, there's a contradicting comment. Man on Fire is excellent. A mediocre action movie from 20 years ago, literally right underneath it. Nobody. Wow. Grant, did you like I thought Training Day was horrible. Did you like Training Day?

The only thing I didn't like about Man on Fire is they do writing on the screen in the middle of the movie. Like someone says something I remember that like it gets written out or something I'm like what the fuck is this like John Wick they do that John Wick yeah in John Wick is cheese dig as fuck though I mean I like John Wick John Wick is like it's like a cool fucking comic book it's like Punisher on steroids. God, I really do have nothing to talk about today on the show. Here we go. Uh, more movie talk. I think that that vampire movie that Wesley Snipes was in

was, is way better than John Wick. Is it blade? Blade, yep, Blade. That's a fucking great movie. It's like a comic book. Yeah, okay. You think that's better than John Wick? No. Really?

Yeah. Did you watch? Which is the John Wick where he walks up, the whole thing is like a video video game He just walks up a flight of stairs for the whole movie and just kills people that for Three or four, I think yeah. Yeah, I was just like this is so stupid It's the craziest stunt like craziest like gunfights. You'll ever watch Did you know they have another John wick and now there's it's some bitches John wick on a darmas she's not John she I Really really really hope they don't fuck that up because I

one I like on a darmas and Two if I know they're not trying to make it like oh, she's John wick It's like the cuz you know in the in John over what movie from what do you mean you like her she's been in some other shit yeah yeah yes yeah she does you ever watch a is it War Dogs let me see if I can find it on a deramus on a armistice here we go she's with a D deramus DER amus she's in all the bond movies a NA space DE space ARMAS war dogs yeah she's like the in war

dogs she didn't know English so she was just learning her lines phonetically and she's like this hot Latin wife in that movie they're Megan Fox Yeah, yeah kind of kind of like a Latin Megan Fox But anyway, I just typed in Megan day armless nude. Oh Yeah, she's fucking insane. She is incredible. Yeah Well, so this series that she's in now is so you know you know, in John Wick, how there's just a bunch of assassins, like you just have like a, a business of assassins everywhere and you can just hire one of them to go take out somebody you don't like or whatever it is.

is like beginning to end what it's like to get into that job basically. So like she's gonna start out as like a know-nothing assassin and then they're just gonna like follow her as she becomes like a legit assassin. It's not like Jock Light or whatever. When I saw a preview for that movie. Do you know who she is? Hmm who's the UFC fighter? The blonde girl from like Kazakhstan Oh boy Shevchenko oh Yeah

She's Shevchenko Shevchenko might as well shevchenko is Like a world-class fucking shooter and a world-class fighter This chick. Yeah, she's it's shevchenko. I wonder if it's modeled after Valentina Shevchenko Maybe when I saw the preview I'm like fuck they're just talking about Shevchenko And she's a dancer. She's a dancer. And this John Wick bitch. Can you show me the preview for that new John Wick girl? That movie.

In the preview, they're like, she's a dancer, she's a shooter, she's a fighter or some shit. And I'm like, oh, fuck, this is they modeled this after Shevchenko, Valentina. Yeah. Ballerina. See. Oh, is that her name in the movie, too? Oh, I don't know if that's her name, Ballerina See oh is that her name in the movie too? Oh? I don't know if that's her name ballerina, but

I Don't care if we get dinged for it. I'll just erase it later Make it big do you like to dogs? I know a school where they teach chances. Oh, you know who that is? Wait. That's the guy from Deadwood. Yeah, rock sucker. Yeah, that's him. Okay. He's I like him as an actor. He's good. Amazing. Oh, you know, the black guy in John Wick died from the vaccine. Did you know that? The guy that works the hotel? Yeah. Wow. Really? Yep. Did you see that? Did you see what's going on? Did you see someone sent me a post the other day? Sorry. Can we come back to this? I got to tell you something.

Did you see a Marsden Sawyers having some heart issues? Oh, someone sent me a screenshot that he's having heart issues. Is that true? Does anyone know if that's true? I hope he's fucking okay. And then did you see a Masters athlete died? Yeah, he had cancer. Holy shit dude. That is pretty wild. Holy shit. Yeah, it looks like he had a heart ablation. Marston did. Yeah, what is that? Heart ablations are when you take like a You're basically just burning nerve endings You can do them anywhere if you have like a nerve damage or you have some sort of like overactive nerve in your body And it causes like muscles to contract out of turn or without you telling it to.

What doctors will do will go in and take a little like hot tool and burn the nerve endings that are doing what they're not supposed to be doing. How do you know if you have that? In your heart usually you can tell because you just feel like you have a like a flutter like you just like you're you feel like your heart's doing something that it's not supposed to be doing like it's just kind of like a I don't know how to describe it like I would hate it if someone was working on my heart yeah for sure it's terrifying this is gonna sound really fucking negligent I don't even like to know I don't even want to know that I don't I don't like If I'm not consciously putting attention to my heart like I don't want to I don't want to know it's there

Sometimes I just listen to it and I just hang out with it. But other than that Like fuck you like just shut up and do your job Just shut up and do your job. Yeah. I feel the same way about like, the only times I've ever felt my heart when I didn't want to is, uh, uh, when I was on Coke maybe once. And, um, one time I was, I had been fasting for five days and my heart felt like it was like, like it was like dry. It just got loud. It sounded like, it sounded like this. It sounded like this.

It just got loud. Why are you? It sounded like this. It sounded like this. It was like I could hear it with my ears. I was like, oh, that can't be good. Yeah, that's pretty scary. That can't be good. Time to eat something.

Yeah. So we probably just had, there was the one time you can do this thing, it's called cardio verting. Sorry, I'm getting into like a... No, please go ahead. There's a thing called cardio verting that you can do this thing it's called cardioverting sorry i'm getting into like a no please go ahead uh there's a thing called cardioverting that you can do to a heart so if somebody's having uh in a regular heartbeat like maybe they're in the middle of a heart attack or like i don't know specifically don't quote me on all this but you can take uh the like you can

um whatever they call them aeds and you just slap the pads on them and then you sync up the a ED with the rhythm of the heart and then you like shock it back into Interrhythm and the person's like conscious the whole time. It's fucking wild I got to do it on somebody one time and they're like, oh you want to like cardiovert somebody else like fuck Yeah, dude, and work. Yeah, it worked she just I mean like you see it like you give the shock and the person does the jolt their whole body like pops out of the bed and then You like then they're like, oh, yeah, I'm good. Now

You check their heart rate check their pulse everything and yeah, you couldn't you accidentally kill them and stop their heart Mmm, you could but it's you like the voltage is so much lower than you would use Couldn't you accidentally kill them and stop their heart? You could, but the voltage is so much lower than you would use if somebody was having a heart attack or stroke. So it's not really something you would do. Jesus. Yeah, dude, that's science. Do you have to be, do you have to? No, you don't hold it on.

You don't hold the paddles on them. You like use the sticky pads. Will Powell, four time Masters CrossFit Games Champion dies after cancer battle. Will Powell competed at the CrossFit Games nine times in the Masters Division. Powell would compete at the highest level, including the CrossFit Games Championships in 2017. Powell was diagnosed with lung cancer and today after battling cancer for

the past seven years, Powell passed away. Seven years, dude. That's crazy. In 2017, however, Powell competed despite his cancer diagnosis. According to Powell, he had a cantaloupe-sized tumor on his left lung and even with the diminished lung capacity, Powell took 12th place. Powell had surgery to remove the tumor shortly after 2017. He returned to the CrossFit Games the following year. He'd go on to qualify and compete at every CrossFit Games through 2022, except 2021 Masters Games was canceled. In 2021, Powell would win his fourth CrossFit Games title, this time in the 60-64 division.

It was the first time any Masters athlete had won a game title on three different age groups. Holy shit. Later that year, Powell's tumor had returned where he had surgery once again to remove the tumor that had returned. Powell would again return to the CrossFit Games in 2022. In May of 2023, Powell underwent another surgery to remove tumors through his... What's that? What? I can't read it. A P-L-E-U-R-A.

Plura. What's that? It's like a... it like a piece of your lung. It's like an air sac in the lung. Thin double layered membrane that covers the lungs and lines outside of the chest cavity. Jesus. Following months of chemotherapy, Pal would compete in 2024 CrossFit Open one more time. Fuck dude, I smoked so many

fucking cigarettes and vaped and I did all that shit oh my lungs are okay that's good what did I get wrong is burns I know you know more than me this is my bread and butter don't make us look dumb Caleb get it right oh let me know what it let me know what I got wrong because I don't know everything you're way smarter than I am a lung cancer typically one year. That's what we're going to have to put my dog down. Oh no, he doesn't have lung cancer. But I think my dog is in respiratory distress.

Yeah, I definitely think. He's puking like five times a day, bile. He's always panting. I learned that word yesterday on the internet, respiratory distress, that phrase. That pretty much sums it up Okay, sorry back to John wick, oh yeah, oh Yeah, I smoked a shitload of clothes. I used to smoke a pack of clothes a day for years. One time I even coughed blood.

I'll never forget that. I was in bed at this chick's house and I was waiting for she got up or something and I coughed and like a globule of blood came out. Oh my god, dude. Yeah. Anyway. Anyway... Bear with your like. To stop the assassin, you must... Huh?

Who's that black chick? Is she a famous actress? I don't think so. I don't know who that is. Oh, she's hot. Okay, go on. Just become the assassin. You will always be the assassin. his actress? I don't think so. I don't know who that is. Oh, she's hot. Okay, go on. I Cheat

Welcome to the continental yeah that guy's dead That guy's dead Wow, that's too bad. I like his character. Yeah, how is that guy in them in this movie? Hey, that's all Shevchenko stuff. She does that exact dance move that they showed in the ring stuff she does that exact dance move that they showed in the ring she shoots she doesn't cheat but okay i super don't care about seeing shevchenko on a movie screen i really only care about seeing on an armysong movie they could make shevchenko look like a sweet piece of ass okay let's go on what a pleasure to see you again. You have no idea what you just walked into. They killed my father. But she talks good now.

She talks good now. Yeah, she figured it out. This isn't done until they're dead. Fate is a very humbling thing. You are him. The one they call the Baba Yaga? How do I start doing what you do? Looks like you already have

Do you think that's at the very end of the movie where John wick comes in Mmm, probably Probably John John wick bores me to standing what kind of life do you live in the John wick board john wick boards the fuck out of me to did so I heard a sound in my studio that was scary. Another earthquake? Oh, was that John Wick or Neo? I like the hose against the fire, the flamethrower. I thought it was was beautiful shot. That's pretty cool. Oh Please how does that dude get the hot chicks? I'll never know he's good-looking. He's rich. He's in movies

Just being surrounded by hot chicks, dude dude. This is like totally out of my realm of understanding right here. Have you seen this video? No. This is... I don't even understand how this works This is probably like Oakland, I just bought it now I just I just got it today I'm gonna play No, I just bought it myself. Why can't I buy that bitch? Nah, bruh. Bro! Hey! Chill out. Hey, it's a camera. It's a camera across the street, bruh. Say, Cubs. What up?

Where the hell are you from? I'm from around here, bruh. You trying to sell a PFI? Nah, I just bought it for me. Let me see that motherfucker. You can look at it. What the fuck? Hey, what up? That's a fire? What you finna do with it? You finna go play the game? I don't know, bro. I just got it. This can't be real, right?

That's all staged? The way they're talking in their body language? Oh, fake. I don't know, man. I would not be walking anywhere with a brand new console Okay now that I'm watching it with you guys that's got to be fake staged as fuck okay good All right, maybe all the oh obviously staged. Oh, okay. All right Trish Obviously staged. Oh, okay. All right, Trish

Have you ever seen those videos though where they where they leave the bikes out Yeah, and then they have a String or something. Yeah, that shit's not staged 100% No way Those are the best. I love watching those if you guys have never seen that movie just watch like stolen bike pranks It's crazy. Have you ever seen the one where they push the button and the seat post fires up into the dude? No Are you serious? Oh, I gotta see this. Okay. Hold on. It is fucking crazy, dude I don't know how they thought they. I'm surprised those guys didn't get charges pressed against them They're basically just impaling dudes assholes

Someone need just needs to sit a suitcase out there closed, but it's full of shit. Oh, yeah, that'd be cool. Oh Did you find it yeah it's crazy or have you ever seen have you ever seen oh yeah here it is have you ever seen that video where the the guys the guys in the hood at a oh it's so fucked up Oh, that's just they just sit on it. Oh my God just taking these dudes virginity. Yeah, is there audio with these? It's just silly big panther shit Oh, they got multiple angles of this guy that's even better. Oh, look he goes down.

Oh my god. They had to blur out his nutsack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That can't even be what countries that can't even be that's got to be a foreign country right look at all the dirt roads and shit. You couldn't do that in America and get away with it. And it's not like he can get medical attention there. No. You're just bleeding out your ass for the

rest of your life which would be the next like 30 minutes. How do you explain that to somebody? Oh look at this is standee fighting with someone in the um I hope so. Tommy G was so bored last time he came on. I think he was bored too actually I thought I thought about inviting him back on but I don't know what happened. Maybe, I don't know. I don't think he seemed engaged either. Here it is. Jeremy's being a little bitch. Jesus. Jesus. Wow, David Weedon and Jeremy are on the same team.

I guess. Damn. That's first. No one has ever ejaculated while running. That's not even... What? Unprompted. Yeah. Uh, say, why are you so subdued today?

You can tell, cause I'm gonna fucking put my dog down in six hours, dude. I have to tell you, today was the first day ever where I didn't want to do a show. I was like, what the fuck? I don't even know what I'm doing. Uh, how are you doing? Uh, good.

Great. Why? Taylor just text me and said, how are you doing? I hate it when people say that. Why the fuck are you asking me that? Just just checking in on you. Yeah. Why the fuck are you asking me? That's what I wrote back to him. Give me your fucking sympathy. How about go fuck yourself? Oh bring my dog on great Hey, how about I live stream it when I euthanize them? No How about that A blizzard I fucking live in california dude yesterday. I picked fucking 100 tangerines off my fucking tree Dude yesterday, I picked fucking a hundred tangerines off my fucking tree

I'm gonna take a picture of all the fruit. I picked yesterday. Maybe I'll go out in the yard again Are you fucking kidding me a blizzard dude? Listen, I live in the fucking Garden of Eden Blizzard No fucking blizzard I live in fucking heaven, let me tell you what's fruiting right now in my yard I have passion fruit. I can go out and pick and eat off the tree right now. I have tangerines I have oranges and I have persimmons probably have something else too. I just don't even know it There's just so much I live in fucking heaven the Sun's out. You can see the dew on the lawn in my backyard My magnolia trees are blooming like crazy Like crazy. This is the time of year where people are, I live on this old country road

and people start stopping and taking pictures of my trees. So cool. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Are they Satsumas? They're all of them. I got all of them. You just tell me what you want. Bring your titties over here and I'll give you a persimmon.

Satsuma. let me see. Is the satsuma the one that looks like an apple or the one that looks like a bell pepper? Satsuma. Oh, the tangerines. Oh, I don't know. I don't know what kind, I don't know if they're satsumas. I have like, I have all of them.

I have like three tangerine trees three mandarin trees three orange trees I got them all Fucking nuts My neighbor has an orange tree Maybe I should take a picture of it and send it to you. My neighbor has an orange tree. That's 25 feet tall With you can't even see the leaves. There's so many oranges on it. There's 5,000 oranges on it I don't know how many there are but you can't even see the tree. It's massive and he never picks a one they all fall to the ground What the hell? Hi

How are you doing? You just wake up are you tripping I'm tripping. I didn't want to do a show today I'm glad Caleb's here Caleb you know Caleb the bald dude who's in the military Caleb's in the military yeah you didn't know that yeah he protects your freedoms so you can sit around at a fucking liberal coffee shop and drink fucking hot chocolate and eat scones Probably had a blow stuff up one day. It's a little brat. I

Mean good morning. I love you So that's that's your life you have you live the same life I do you You just wake up? Did you drink anything or eat anything yet? I had eggs and toast and more milk. And then you just roll in here and it's podcast time? Did you tell anyone you're coming in here? No, I just, no, not really. Joey saw me though. He did?

I try to get in here secretly, but. So your brothers don't come and steal the spotlight? Well, I heard the door slam over there. So Isn't it kind of weird for you to be you don't even know what this show is You know, what if I like what what if it's just like what do you think is going on here? You don't even you don't even know what's going you like You don't even know what you don't know like do you even know that there's people out in the world who can see you and hear you? What if that's not true? What if I just made that up? What do you think is happening here?

Hold on. First question. Slow down. Okay, sorry. Second question. I know. I'll mark it. I know people are watching you because mom can watch you from the television. Oh. Okay, I walk. You know last time I slept from Miss Miley's house. Yeah.

I walked inside and I saw you and obviously sitting right here. You were saying exactly same spot. And there you were on life saw you. All right. But I forgot the other questions. I forget it too, but that's pretty good now. Now. I get what you're um What do you what do you think's happening right now? Excuse me, what do you mean? Like what do you think you're doing like what is what are you doing right now? Just talking. Mm hmm. Warm milk.

What the fuck? How long have you been drinking warm milk for? What do you mean? Like I didn't know you drank warm milk. How long have you been doing that? Is that a regular thing in the morning for you? Have you been doing that for years, months? No.

No. It's new? Is it fricking broken? Yeah. Ah. months no no it's new broken who wears the same shirt more Caleb with the What seaters do you own? Estimate. Probably like 50. 50? Well I have one Subaru hoodie. 30?

30? No I think 50 is accurate. 30 to 50 I think is fair. How many of those girls stretch pants do you own? I'd say like 20 to 30. Yeah. How many of those girls stretch pants do you own? I think like 20 to 30. Yeah. Do you think you're ever going to reach an age where you're going to be like, Dude, why are you putting me in girls clothes?

I, I, I, I, no. You like those, right? Why do you like them? I can run in them, I can do everything in that. Yeah kick-ass Fight talk to girls Dance I only talked to myself. Oh, do you have a girlfriend? Do you have a girlfriend?

Private? Is that private? I don't care. Let me see your muscles. Let me see one of your muscles. Let me see your right muscle. Go like that. Let me see. The right one? Yeah. That's good. Damn. Hold it higher. I want to see the tricep underneath. Damn. Flex it. Damn, dude. Geez Louise. All these are. All these are getting bigger than yours. What are you? No, they're not. What are you? What are you? You look big. What are you like 55 pounds? 55 yeah. Yeah, you're looking big.

Did you work out yesterday? Uh huh. I don't remember that. You don't? No, what'd you do? Wait, I don't think I worked out yesterday. Hold on. I tried to get you to work out. Well, oh, I did work out, but then it hurt my foot.

Oh, that's right. Oh yeah. Is that really hurt? Yeah. Is it? Yeah, you're are you limping? Well for this I can just walk without it. I'm living all around the house So we have one boot and all three of the boys have hurt toes. Well Joey Joey, um Joey Hindu jiu-jitsu, but he has to tape it He pushed kit we were me and him and Joseph his brother were fighting in the jiu-jitsu room last night the I've been like dude. I heard it. Holy shit, dude I heard it and he screamed like he screamed when he was like when he broke his shin

It wasn't as painful. It wasn't as painful as that. Yeah when I broke my my broke my tibia. Yeah Oh, I was shaking. I know I saw you going to shock. I broke my tibia. Yeah He broke his tibia the and he's going into shock. And I call her like, nah, you better stay home. Was I just like this crying? You weren't even crying. You were just like, it was like, almost like you were fainting. I felt like I was just gonna, I felt I was just gonna go. I felt I just gonna go limp and like almost die. And then I put you on the couch and then that night

you just sat there, no pills, nothing, with a broken tibia for like eight hours. That was crazy. And then mom took me to the ER and I got my, what is it called again? Cast? Splint. Oh, Splint?

Yeah. And then that was the worst. I had a high day. I stayed up for 11 a.m. just crying in my splint in my room. And then I woke up at like 430. It was nuts. And then I got that was bad parenting. I was shocked that that's why I didn't win father of the year that year. You mean how's that bad parenting? Cause I should have just taken you straight to the doctor. I should have like given you like Tylenol or Advil or I should have done something

instead. I just sat there and I put on the TV. I'm like, no, he's fine. He's good. Worst parenting. What you put on the TV for me. Yeah. You don't remember that? Oh here. I know. Wait, you put on the TV for me? Yeah, you don't remember that? Oh yeah, I remember. That's my favorite drug to give you, TV.

It's not a drug. Well, it's a drug for kids. I rubbed his back last night. I rubbed his back last night until he fell asleep. Did? Yeah, you don't remember that no, are you fucking kidding me? No, yeah, I Was in the living room. You're like we put me to bed I'm like, yeah get in bed and then you go in bed and you know, I don't remember that

My mind was on that five bucks. You stole me So you couldn't feel my you me scratching your back last night when you went to bed because you're thinking about the five bucks I owe you well, I felt you but I Didn't know you um, I didn't know you did it until I fell asleep This kid's a scam artist fuck you're talking about that hurts No also hurts what worse parent worse parenting of the year today, too Who is this kid the the the the

the the the Not the worst definitely not the one always You want to put the dog down today at 2 or tomorrow at noon? Molly John and Bobbo um they want to say goodbye to call well I mean we could do that noon no it could be today at 2 Call hasn't even come out of the room yet. Never mind, she just did. Oh shit.

Did she collapse? The vet called this morning. How's the dog doing? Mom says she wants to vomit. Ari's coming to your office with this on. Oh Jesus. What? The boot. God, I hope your foot's not broken, dude. That would be three boys with broken, some broken foot part.

No, no, Joey's not broken. Joey's definitely not broken. 100%. Do you want to kill the dog tomorrow or today? Do you want to cry today or tomorrow? I'm probably going to cry both. No, if we kill the dog today, you probably won't cry tomorrow. I mean, not a lot. Ugh.

I'll probably let you play video games after the dog's killed to, like, take your mind off of it. Okay, um... Yeah, anything? Anything with screens I love, I can take my mind off. Just so you know, the decision's not yours. I'm just pretending like it is okay anyway I don't know don't worry you don't have to decide I'm gonna decide if we don't do it today we're gonna I'm gonna have to go to the we're gonna my brothers and I are gonna go to the Kuman Center but if we do do it today we're're not going to go home on sensor. Mom's just going to pick up our work and put the dog down.

Ah, okay. I have to go in the house and figure this out. Okay. Right now my foot's throbbing. What did you, it is throbbing. Yeah. Well, stop saying killed. Oh, I don't know what you want to call it.

Well stop saying killed. I don't know what you want to call it Do you wanna say I just say do you want to put their dog down Sit that's all you gotta say You wanna put the dog out. I'm picturing. I'm already picturing it. I'm picturing it that we're all gonna go out in the driveway He's gonna pull up in this truck. He's going to get the needle out. And just he's going to feed it some of those stupid treats. And then it'll write through her body. And yeah. And then you and Joey and I'll be, we'll be crying on your mom so much that she'll be look like

she took a shower. There'll be so many tears on her. Where? Then the dude's gonna be like, Hey, help me load the dog up in the back of the truck. No, we are keeping her. And doing what? We're gonna bury her. What do you think we're gonna do? Why don't you have it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha huge that dog needs like needs a six foot by six foot hole I want to I don't

want to I want to keep her when she dies I'm so sorry hiding, but I really want to keep her when she dies Please I Can barely hear you welcome to the step on podcast show Your dog died edition diet edition. Hello? Hello? Hello? Arnie? Heidi? No, this is not Heidi, this is God talking.

Dad? Jesus is dead. I'm God's dad. Listen, Arnie. I'm gonna take your dog up to heaven. So it doesn't matter where we bury him. Wait, do you hear me like you're talking? No. What are you talking about?

Ah! Damn it! Ari listen this is God only you can hear me no one else can hear me. Don't worry about your God. Hey hey hey you can be quiet now before I come up there and just kick your butt okay? You can be quiet now. Uh Ari are you okay sweetheart? Are you hearing voices in your head? No actually I'm not.

Ari take a deep breath. Okay you have to be quiet when you get out there's gonna be you're gonna have a little bloody nose and a little bandaid on your knee. Repeat after me Ari. Your dog will be fine. Your dog will be fine. Oh okay we'll just throw her in the back of the truck and that'll be that no Listen to your father

No, yeah, no, no. All right. Who are you talking to right now? Okay, you can be quiet No Only you wait You guys confusing y' all have the same physique. It's so confusing. You have to be quiet before a fist goes right into your straight glasses. I love you. I love you. I love you too. Ari I love you more than your father loves you.

Okay you can be quiet. What? I love but I do love you. So Taylor texted me this morning Ari and he said uh he said how are you doing? uh what do you think I responded with? Bad? No I said why the fuck are you asking me that? Did you? He said because of your dog Makes sense I don't want to talk about I have to leave at 1015. Why where are you going? No, not me mom text me that She's probably going hot yoga. Yeah

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Taylor he's talking about Kayla Taylor. Oh, oh look at this. What? Oh, oh, yes. I agree. Yes, please No one's uh, someone's making a podcast recommendations. Oh, oh shit. Wow Thriefer Wow. Threefer. I am watching The Chosen now. Jesus makes me cry. What? That's... Alright. that's all right um all right finish with this Matthew 5-7 where's Matthew 5-7 okay now here we go now when Jesus saw the crowds he went up on a mountainside and sat down his disciples

came to him and he began to teach. He said, the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Well, that sucks because I am not poor in spirit. Lester, those who mourn for they will be comforted. That's true. I mourn. Lester, the meek for they will inherit the earth. What are the meek? I don't know.

How? Let's do those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled. I do that. How? How to buy? Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. Oh, that makes me that that reminds me. I think what does that say?

I am good with... How to... Okay. How to... How to... Push... Behind you. What does that book say?

How to become a prayer warrior. Blessed are the pure in heart for they will see God. Blessed are, oh maybe that's my issue. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are you when people insult you,

persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad because great is your reward in heaven heaven or in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you think I read too much oh my mouse stopped working oh I thought that was a sign from the Satan from the same almost everything you say I don't believe. That's okay. I believe half of it. Yeah, you're too young to know all this stuff.

You're the salt of the earth, but if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot. You are the light of the world. Oh, here we go. You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be. Okay, you can be quiet now, God. All right.

Thank you, everyone. Caleb, thank you. Hi, Dig. Hi, Dig. Oh, hold on. Oh, oh. Now, this is a good one. This is a good one.

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Matthew. with mom. Matthew. Matthew. Bye bye. I've got it. The opening? Yes. What is it? A map.

A what? They don't want to ruin the show for me. Caleb isn't allowed on the show tomorrow if he wears that hoodie. What are you talking about? He's allowed on the show if he doesn't wear that hoodie. Everyone, like everyone comes in their costume. Les Barou, wife Peter, CEO. That's right

Don't ruin the show for me I haven't seen this part Um, I think do wear girl pants No These are underwear these are men's underwear these are called long johns John's are Don't hold me oh Shit what? Jesus dies someone just told me the end. What? Spoiler alert.

You gotta lead with that. Is it that guy right there? This dude. Who's God? Ari. What? I'm always here with you my son. Wait, hold on, hold on. One question. Can you hear me talking like I'm always here with you my son. Wait hold on, hold on, one question. Can you hear me talking like I'm God?

Hey Dick? Hey Dick? Hey Dick? Hey Dick? Hey Dick? Hey Dick? Yeah? Can you hear me talking like God when you put that on?

What? Alright guys, thank you. Love you guys. What's today? Tuesday? Monday? Friday? Monday. Monday. Wednesday I will not be here. Garrett and Colleen will be here. Tomorrow I think Greg Glassman is coming on. And are you going to be here tomorrow morning Caleb? How many mornings you got? This was kind of a one-off. Alright guys, talk to you soon. I don't know what shows there are today. There's probably some shows. Talk to you guys soon.

Bye.