The Sevan Podcast - Kill Taylor Ep. 4 | Can YOU Beat Taylor Self In A WORKOUT, Live?!

Episode Date: May 19, 2024

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And we're live. Welcome to the Kill Taylor Show. The top is Tyler Watkins I should practice the names before Tyler Watkins from the Heat One app below him Hillerfit from Hillerfit Pedro White from Pedro White No, Pedro White from Coffee Pods and Wads

Today's show brought to you by the Proven Business Plans Or as we know him. Is it Corey? Corey. What the fuck was that? What? Oh, I heard an echo. No.

Oh. There was some audio coming in. You guys didn't hear that? Nope. Oh, I hear it. I hear it again. No, dude. I'm hearing my own voice I'm hearing something crazy

It's Tyler No way I'll mute myself Okay fine fuck it I just closed my browser Okay where were we? Oh you're at the Kill Taylor Show Welcome to the Kill Taylor Show

Brought to you by Proven Business Plans Or as we know them Corey Pulido Corey Pulido Second week in a row. Thank you, Corey, for bringing this show. Today's workout, holy cow. And don't forget, if you want to beat them, if you want an opportunity to get the money,

928-583-3903. Text for a shot at Kill Taylor. We'll send you a link. Be ready to go. Be ready to go. The workout is... 7911. Rep ready to go. The workout is 7-9-11. Reps for time. Squat snatch 135. Parallel handstand pushups

14 inch for boys, 12 inch for girls. It's ascending. Oh, shit. 9-11, baby. Why ascending? We'll talk soon. Squat snatch 135. Parallel handstand pushups 14 inch, 7-9-11. Let's go.

We're ready when you are, Bryson. All right, ready? Let's go, Taylor. Start with his back facing the parallettes. Taylor Self rocking the Born Primitives. Oh, wait, the barbell. For everyone who can't win, blame Matthew. That's a good point.

Oh, singles. Take it back. Someone's going to beat him. Three. No way. Doing singles. Right now. Five.

Should I mute that? Yes, please. You want to hear it bouncing around for 10 minutes? I'm pretty sure he's wearing rods as well. You can bring it back when it does the handstand pushups. There you go. You think he's going to do the ladder rounds unbroken? Yes.

I don't know, dude. He's really good at deficit handstand pushups. How do you know? I've seen him do it three times. Mute. Mute! Let's go, Taylor. Looking good. This is the fourth week of Kill Taylor.

Last week, Matthew took home the $1,500. No one will win this week, so we'll roll the money over to next week. If you'd like a shot at Taylor, go ahead and text in 928-583-3903. There's absolutely zero chance anybody beats him on this workout unless Fraser calls in. Fraser's too busy tanking Victor Hoffer's career, though. And that will be in tomorrow's video at HillerFit. Check your local YouTube listing.

Victor Hoffer was supposed to win the semifinal. And they're not even able to climb a rope anymore. What number are we on? 10? 11? 9. Let's go. Let's go, Taylor.

Slow transition. Slow. Moving, but slow. He wants to go unbroken. Let's go. Let's go, Taylor. Slow transition. Slow. Moving, but slow. He wants to go unbroken. That's the thing. 3, 4, 5. Yeah, and his legs are outside of the parallettes, so that's also going to be okay when it inevitably happens on the follow-up.

Holy shit. Is he going to be able to do the 11? Yeah. Holy shit. the follow-up eight holy shit is he gonna be able to do the 11 holy oh yeah better question is will he be able to squat snatch 135 and the answer is oh he's he's in a dark spot he's in a dark spot turn it up taylor let's go buddy guys he can't hear you three he knows the spirit the spirit when he watches it back i want him to know that I was cheering for him. Low racks. Low racks. Four.

Low racks. He's got to do 11 here. This is the last round. Five. You think he needs those knee sleeves? Yes. Six. No, of course not.

He couldn't do that. You wear knee sleeves, Devon? Pardon me? You wear knee sleeves when you work out no no no all right see and you're 50 there you go there you go bud come on and i got a deep squat i can't wait to see taylor when he's 50 what is that is that eight eight look the same nine you look the same at 50. Yeah. No. 10. Hulk Hogan. What's going to happen at the wall here, people?

I think he's going to get all messed up at about 10. He'll pause at the bottom for the last two. Oh, my goodness. Those are some huge breaths. Three-second transition there. One, two, three. He looks good. Four. two, three. He looks good. Four.

Oh, no. Colton Mertens smells blood. You think that was the plan? You think that was the plan? He's got some meaty hamstrings. If I wasn't shit across, would I be texting him right now? Oh, shit. People, blood in the water today. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yes. Oh, shit, people. Blood in the water today. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes. Oh, no. Six. Seven. Great emojis. Eight. Come on, Taylor. Oh, my goodness.

They'll cover your gas. Oh, my goodness. Come on, beat four. Nine. Oh, he's doing some stuff. Oh he looks all weird oh my goodness with one left he looks like a semi-finals athlete in europe now what does that mean all sorts of people come on five double it is 409 409 the time to beat don young said he did it in 352

i just finished i didn't think i'd have i would have a shot i'm surprised he went singles on the John Young said he did it in 352. This is a good workout for John Young. I just finished. I didn't think I would have a shot. I'm surprised he went singles on the first set. There was no camera, and no one was at the gym, and no one saw it at all, but I got 352. Wow. John Young is attempting to not finish his single repetition,

so the snatches didn't count. Can we unmute him? Did we unmute that? Yeah, he's unmuted. right uh how are you feeling good talk i don't think you can hear us oh he rolled his eyes he knows he's the bed. Blood and water, people. Listen. 500 easy dollars. 928-583-3933. What about fun? Free money.

Hey, was that the plan? Did that go as planned? No. Tell us the strategy. I should have broken the nine, but I don't know. What did that last set of 11 take me? How many? 40 seconds?

50? Way more than that. Yeah, more than that. The workout. Can we pull the workout up one more time? The workout was a combination of snatch and handstand push-ups, ascending reps 7, 9, 11, parallel handstand push-ups negative 14 inches.

That graphic perfectly fits the screen. Hey, Peter, shut the fuck up. It took you exactly a minute to do the last round after you dropped the barbell to the time of completion on the workout uh 40 50 seconds that's not that bad no it's not 11 11 11's hard after uh 11's hard after all that but i I don't know. Who knows? Hey, tell me where... Did it go wrong, Taylor? Would you say it went wrong? No, I didn't fail any. If you fail a parallel handstand push-up, you're fucked.

When you wrote that, were you planning on doing it unbroken? No, I was planning on breaking nine and doing the 11s in two sets, like six and five. Okay. But I just heard, come on, come on, come on, Taylor. What? You're welcome. Oh, fuck.

Who's this cat? What's up, man? Do you know who this is, Taylor? Lee Sherriff. Lee, what's up, buddy? How you doing? Oh, I can't complain. A little tired.

Been up since 4.30, but thought I'd give it a go. Already making excuses. Good start. Wow, that's arity for excuses. This is your week, buddy. 500 bucks. We'll see what happens. How are you upside down?

He's very good at parallel handstand pushups. How are you upside down, Lee? Are you good upside down? Am I right side up now? Yeah, but how are you when you're upside down? Turn your camera to the side. Oh, yeah, I'm okay. You're okay?

Yeah, I do all right. How close were you to qualifying for the semifinals? I think I finished like in 82nd North America East this year. And what gym are you in? Campbell City CrossFit. Oh, is that in Dubai? No, it's in Salem. About that in dubai no oh okay all right all right camel city great name oh do you have a lot of girls there pull their pants up high sometimes trying to understand the name buddy work with me i'm trying to understand

oh uh camel cigarettes that's where they're uh. Oh, okay. That would have been the last thing I want to get. A beacon of health. Hey, turn that camera to the side when you go. Yeah, hold your phones horizontally. Try to get that rainbow flag in the back there, too. Peace. You know that flag doesn't mean peace, right? Let's see.

What does it mean? It means you like the same genitalia as the genitalia you have. Damn, I have a lot of genitalia. You're a good dude, Lee. Come on. It would mean that I would want you to sit on my face, Hiller. Oh, man.

Because you have a flag? That's a nice way to start. No, I'm just saying that's what the flag represents. That flag represents. It's a beautiful flag. What if you have a flag and you're uninformed. It's a beautiful flag. There's a good flag. You're uninformed about what it means. Maybe.

All right, Lee, let's do it. Good luck getting this 500 bucks. Taylor has a lot of confidence in you. Do you need me to measure anything? Pardon me? Do you need me to measure anything? No, we know you're packing. Oh, we trust you.

This is one. This is a road. Once it's above average, we're okay. Let's flip it around. Yeah, I think so. I don't want to be in it. Why? Have you watched previous weeks?

I don't want to be in it. You tell her she wants to be in it. We're very nice. I don't want to be roasted. We're usually pretty nice to the ladies. A little too nice. We've already been nice to the crimson chin, so let's just keep it going. I know. I want to know how much they had to pay to buy that gin. We've already been nice to the Crimson Chin, so we'll keep it going.

I want to know how much they had to pay. We rip on the men, we objectify the ladies. We're pretty cool here. Okay. Squat snatchers first, right? Let's go, Lee. Squat snatchers first? Show us. Someone should count for him.

You guys seem like you don't know what's going on here shit there she is that's a rollster if you only need one barbell yeah all right ready let's do it 500 bucks from the proven business plan 10 seconds caleb are you ready ready? Caleb looks ready. My confidence is taking a hit. I'm withdrawing from semifinals. There you go. No rep. Oh, you got to get all the way down. Hey,

camera check. Tell him that's two. Tell him he's got to get down. Tell him to get down. Yeah, that's three. That's the first time that's happened on the air, but that's not going to fly here. Five.

Tell him to get down. Get a depth on that squat. Six. He's good. That's six. That's good. He can do that. That's good.

Seven. Taylor's falling into his asshole a little more. Wow, he looks strong, dude. That was a little wide. Is that standard, Taylor? Two. Three. Four. That's fine on's got no chance

He's fatigued already I don't know his snatches look better than Taylor's His snatches look good Get down there boy Let's get down there Lee Maybe if I drop my camera If you move off to the side a little bit, it'd be somewhat helpful. That looks high.

Let's go, Lee. Go to side. That's good. Yeah, now it's looking better. All right, yeah, he's good. All right, with the camera angle. Can't hit the lap. Everybody looks strong above parallel. Keep it on him. Keep it on him keep it on him camera

woman what do you what are you looking at this could be a short show today no way he's gonna blow up the moment it's right here rep six one

oh he's had no shot hey camera chick Oh, he's got no shot. Two. Hey, camera chick, help me. He's got no shot. Four. Does he need seven? Five. Oh, no.

Yeah, but if he breaks, this is the thing, dude. If he breaks here and he can go bigger set on 11. No, dude. It's over. I hope it's over. I like Lee, but man, fuck you if you can't. I like Lee, too. Come's over. I hope it's over. I like Lee, but man, fuck you if you don't. I like Lee, too. Come on, two more.

You got two minutes. Let's go, Lee. You got this. And we're keeping our money, too. Yeah, he has the capacity, though. Let's give him the win. Come on, Lee. There you go.

All right, you got to go. 2.15. You're so deep, Taylor deep We can't see shit You're right Don't get emotionally invested Tell him to get a little lower too Come on, Lee. Get lower.

What are you doing, dude? These are snatches. Five. He's in, Dad. According to who? Look, that's a good girl. Look at her defending her dude. Oh, she is.

Six. What'd you say, Sevan? I was what? I was deep? You were deep, dude. You were all deep. That was very good. That's fine.

Yeah, you know what that means. In the snatch, I don't know how to squat any higher than that. There you go, Lee. Come on. Come on, Lee. What was Taylor's time? Four, three, two, one, zero. Oh, wow. He's going to have a... Come on, Lee. Oh, dude.

Look at that tap. Oh, it's 409. All right, Daniel. We know you can do it now. Oh, you gotta go Wow If you can go unbroken You got this. You're good. Only nine more. Only eight more.

You're going to make it. You got to go. You got like 10 seconds. He's still on pace. He's on pace. He's on pace. No. Come on, Lee.

Tell him, Savan. He's on pace. Lee, you got this. There's still time. Four. Four. Ten to go, five. Five.

Plenty of time. Ten seconds. Plenty of time. I feel a lot better about mine you do bad yeah i mean i think i do okay damn i would probably bye houston we have a problem nice one all right we're out of here brother have a good day lee you're a good dude your wife's gonna cheer you on have a good day buddy thank you

quit smoking cigarettes jesus christ almighty uh the workout ladies and gentlemen all right we gotta go up front if you can beat Taylor, you get $500. The workout is seven, nine, 11 ascending reps, squat snatch, one 35, parallette handstand pushups,

14 inches. Yon Clark. This dude looks like me. Alpha Kenny kid. I don't know what that means, but okay. Guys, we do have a potential problem coming in.

Oh, fuck off. It's probably Colton. I hope it's not Colton. Tate of Comer is fantastic. I hope it's not Colton, too. But it's not looking good, guys. Hey, you guys ever see Blue Mountain State? Is that the show that Fraser was in?

That's in the movie. 9-11, baby. 9-11, baby. 9-11. Never forget. What happened, Taylor? Why'd you have to move? It's the eighth season in here. Andy hates him.

Hey. The Mountain Goats. So that dude took 89th place in quarterfinals, so he missed semifinals by 49 spots? Yeah, but he was the second one last time. He's really good. Okay. He does really well at crash every year.

His first few snatches looked really smooth. Yeah, because they were four feet high. Yeah. What are we going to do about that? I don't think he had depth on those. Yeah, I don't think he had depth on those those looks a learning process next time we're gonna say if we can't tell it's gonna be a no so i think she was doing this i think she was facing it this way and she's like i don't know where to

go with it she's looking at the back of the phone oh oh shit taylor have you ever fallen asleep in these chairs yeah they're new. They look amazing. No one wants a piece of Taylor this week. This is very interesting. No one wants a piece. The guy from Raylan, I guess the owner, sent me a bunch of shit. Wristbands and grips. Thank you, man.

What's Raylan? It's a good grip company, I think. When I went to Andy's gym, Andy Hendy's gym andy handles gym at crossfit charlotte to take my l1 someone flew off the old rig onto a mix of mats and concrete i think so that's why we don't do fran anymore oh is that the real is that the reason oh at the l1 yeah maybe wow because i know that they did stop doing it because people were flying off the bar i wonder if that is that's a piece of historical I saw a guy, there's a guy at the North America East

Semi-finals this year who came to do a workout with me And it was like an EMOM And it had bar muscle ups in it And he flew off the bar And smacked his back and head on the ground It's crazy Ouch Tell me when you wrote this what was going on in your head

Fuck off Jake Get to the gym Jake This guy dude We did a parallel handstand pushup together one time Let me read this real quick before you tell the story Jake Berman writes I'll beat him 100% I'm not at the gym yet Get there

Go ahead Taylor We did a parallel handstand pushup workout together Me and Jake And I beat the fuck out of them in it That's probably the only kind of handstand pushup I can beat them at How good are you That no one wants to piece you Crazy

Last week at this time there were 50 people Who were trying to get in That's cause Jake using dumbbell snatches We're fucking retarded I should not have picked that Hey shouldn't this be an easy workout get in. That's because GATs and dumbbell snatches were fucking retarded. I should not have picked that. Shouldn't this be an easy workout for the women? 95 pounds is nothing. Yeah, dude. The women should

crush this. Laura, where are you at? Yeah. Why are you so good at deficit handstand pushups? Because it's a big hip drive. Okay, we have our second contestant. Pig Farmer. Oh, stop that!

Oh, my God. Get the fuck out of here, dude. You fucking piece of shit. God damn it. What a villain. What a villain move. Hey, he's already tried it once. He already tried it once a few minutes ago.

He already beat you. Look at Bryson. Bryson quit his job. he's already tried it once. He already tried it once a few minutes ago. He already beat you once. Look at Bryson. Bryson quit his job. He's like, fuck this. Colton Mertens. We'll be seeing Colton very soon at the East semifinal. Colton, Jim looks good, buddy. Jim looks good.

Jim looks good. The shoes look horrible, bro. Hey, Colton, do you have a plan? Fucking win Alright Good plan I'll probably go top three And you let me know if it's in frame

Yes Unless you grow like six feet You're good He's just showing off now He's just fucking showing off Jesus Christ Are you going to leave your headphones in for the whole thing? Sure.

Oh, man. I want to hear you fucking cry. I want to hear you fucking cry. Colton Mertens, one of the fittest alive, I want to say took 18th place at the CrossFit Games last year,

coming to make easy money, 500 bucks. Fittest alive. I want to say he took 18th place at the CrossFit Games last year. Coming to make easy money, $500. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nervous are you right now, Taylor? I feel like he's 100% beating me. Is it? Is it? Really? Is it 100%?

I don't know if it's 100%. He did really well. We've seen him shit the bed. I hope he shits the bed. I hope he shits his pants. Did you see this? Yeah. Yeah.

I hope you smash that laptop right there. The time to beat 409. 409. When he smashes it all. There we go don't be a freaking dork can you guys see that

what kind of computer is that is that a PC what is that Apple he's drinking coffee now you're fucked paper street coffee and an Apple computer you gotta make sure your feet stay inside your hands even if mine didn't.

Oh, I didn't use an Airwave. Hey, Colton, you know you got extra commission on Airwaves this weekend. I didn't even know I had a discount on Lincoln until yesterday. Where is your code? Where can people use your code? LincolnBio. Yeah, this is LincolnBio. Hey, do you wear that mouth in bio do you wear that mouth guard

do you wear that mouth guard when you masturbate does that like does it keep you from biting your tongue off only when I'm thinking of you before Colton has sex he puts on a condom and puts in his fucking mouthpiece safety first

I didn't want to do this to you Taylor I didn't want to do this but you fucking talking shit and now I'm getting his fucking mouthpiece. Safety first. Yep. I didn't want to do this to you, Taylor. I didn't want to do this, but you fucking talking shit and now I'm getting... Listen, don't get all big and all mighty. You're going to... That last round is going to do something to you, buddy. Okay, we'll fucking see.

All right, we're ready when you are. Let's see what you got. Oh, Chris Beesterfield said that Colton has the cum-flavored mouthpiece. That's awesome. Special edition. This is a 10-second countdown. Special edition. You have to favorite yourself, though.

Seven, six. Don't keep Colton upset. Ready, Caleb? Three, two, one, go. No, he's not winning. Ascending snatches, 7, 9, 11. Everyone is using the same technique that Taylor did doing singles. And then from here, he goes to parallette handstand push-ups, 14 inches.

Hey, you know those jelly beans from Harry Potter? There's probably a cum-flavored one. That's in the director's clip. Yeah, cum-flavored jelly beans. Oh, shit, he's on pace. Take your time, Colton. Take your time, buddy. Oh, my God.

He looks about as strong as the last guy. Uh-oh. What do you think, Taylor? Is he fatiguing? No, dude. He does this weird fucking thing where he rests on the fucking ground like a fucking psychopath. Shut the fuck up, Taylor. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. I think that's one. No. That's eight. Fuck off. Is this five? I believe it's five.

God damn it. He's moving slower than you. He's moving slower than you. He's moving slower than you. God, his grip is so narrow. Uh-oh. The Nokia Wi-Fi is cut out. Your potato phone. Yeah, your flip phone is cutting out.

We're going to have to go with the fact that we heard a sound there. Quick, call your cousin. Oh, he's upside down now? A pig is sitting on the router two somebody needs to go outside he needs nine here in this round four yeah i don't know taylor he's kind of moving five he is this is gonna be close six seven doesn't matter if he got the last 11 unbroken eight if it's five seconds. Nine. Holy shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, Colton Mertens, the 18th fittest man in the world, going into his final round. He's 11 snatches and 11 handstand pushups. 4-4-0-9. I'm going to move a little fast. I should slow down. Plenty of time, Colton. Plenty of time.

Is that airwave helping? 500 bucks from the proven business plans. Colton brushes the teeth of the pigs on the farm with matuthean. Get your matuthean to Doc Spartan. Your teeth can be as white as the pigs. Thanks.

He's taking his sweet-ass time, huh, Taylor? Yeah, because I feel like he's going to fucking destroy the last 11. I don't know. I think he knows that. God, this is getting crazy. This is going to be a close one. This dude is iconic, that's for sure. Colton Merton's the man.

Colton's not talking anymore. Live on Kill Taylor. That's 10. Final rep. Is that your barbell, Colton? Yeah. Oh, no. Here we go, people.

It's going to be down to the last second. Yeah, think about it. Think about it. He's thinking about going on broken. One. Yeah, think about it. Think about it. He's thinking about going on broken. One. Oh, no. Two. Oh, no.

What? Three. We're going to have to go to the camera for this one. Four. Five. Yep, we're having an accident. He's going to go on broken. Six.

Seven. Yep. Eight. I fucking hate your guts. Nine. Eight. Nine. Ten. Last one for the 500 bucks. No! Fail it!

Take it. No! Oh, shit. Fuck you, dude. Colton Merton taking the hand off the parallette bars, doing a yawn. Technically, the left arm is at the top, and your hands can't come off the parallette. Yeah, if you're hiding the parallette, it's a no-loss. One.

Wow. I didn't even finish my coffee, and I still depressed. Wow. Whatever, dude. It's because you're short. That's all I'm going to say. Hey, Colton, how did you know that you had enough time to do the one-armed yawn? Wow, whatever dude guys you're short. That's all I'm gonna say Hey Colton, how did you know that you had enough time to do the one arm yawn? I kind of didn't

Kevin Gurney Pedro Taylor, why are you so good Taylor? It's all hip drive Colton practically does them strict and breaks at the bottom. I did Tyler that was talking the bottom. I did not fucking say that. That was Tyler that was sucking them off, not me. I just wanted to know so I could get better at it. Tyler, why are you so damn good and handsome? Colton, last round of the snatches, did you start getting a little concerned?

You slowed down there, or did you know your pacing? No, I knew. I had plenty of time. I have a lot of other shit to do today, so I just wanted to win by a good margin and get on with the day. Have you already worked out

today? Yeah. Look at you. You beat Taylor so bad he's crossing his legs like a girl. Look at him. Dude, I'm going to pull my ass out on camera if you don't shut the fuck up. You were planning to do that anyway. Why did you program this?

I didn't want to do this today. I'm going to pull the Nair out. I thought you had better shit to do, dude. I thought you had a life, dude, instead of calling in. I sit here and I watch every Kill Taylor. You know I do watch it. Jeremy World Taylor,

it's never too late to pick up High Rocks. I'm dropping out, dude. I'm actually teaming up with Sidney Wells, dude. We're doing a High Rocks next week. Hey, Colton, what did you say? You did do a workout already today? Yeah, I did do some intervals for semi-event number three this morning. And did you see the workout get posted at 8 30 on the sebon podcast instagram

and then did you know at that time did you just start salivating no i wasn't planning on doing it i wasn't planning on doing any of these but um i don't just kind of felt like after chenna went the other guy went like well i guess somebody's got to do this so i guess it'll be me i didn't want to do this today so you did it for be me. I didn't want to do this today. So you did it for the show. You didn't want us to look like we didn't have anyone. You did it for the show. I feel like it would have been disrespectful to not do it when it's set up so well for me. Colton, can we ask you a favor?

Could you tell Carla happy birthday? Happy birthday, Carla. Happy birthday, Carla. Carla, HBD. And what will you do after this? What's next for you on today? Look at Taylor's already checked out. I'm out.

What do you do the rest of the day? I just got done eating, and I was getting ready to do my next workout, and then I was going to watch this and do my next workout. So I guess I'll just go ahead and once I stop sweating, I'll get ready to do that. And then I'll probably work on the weenie hut a little bit are you are you expanding the weenie hut um no i made a built a new one it's a lot bigger and i'm just finishing up the trim work and paint on the inside it's gonna be big enough for my wiener yet just barely how are the dog sales going?

Good. We have one dog that's pregnant right now, Mabel. She'll probably be having puppies in like two weeks. Hopefully she won't have them while we're gone. But yeah, about two weeks she should be having a litter of puppies. Did you hear Pedro just named his kid after one of your wiener dogs? Yeah, I sent him a picture of Otis and said that he said hi to the other Otis. That's cool. His Otis is a lot more better looking than my oldest i think weenie hut's code name for

sebon's butthole yes definitely uh my cheerio no one's ever seen my cheerio nobody um that at all bro colton uh are all the dogs spoken for no we don't take um reservations and deposits until after the litter is born and we know like how many we're gonna have and that they're all healthy and good to go and things like that but um yeah we have people on a wait list but we won't reach out and kind of get things finalized until we know that all the puppies are healthy have you ever painted a piglet black and tried to pawn it off as a wiener? No. No, I used to get a vaso and walk him around the yard at the farm

and give him Reese's peanut butter cups when I was a kid. I don't do that anymore. Sounds healthy. Once you give him a Reese's peanut butter cup, they remember that, and then they're like, oh, that guy, that's where the Reese's are at, and then they chase you around. peanut butter cup they remember that and then they they're like oh that guy that's where the Reese's are at and then they chase you around hey hey um uh does your does your chick know you just did this no she's outside does your dad know no I didn't know until I texted you are you gonna

yell at her and be like yo bitch I just made 500 bucks she's outside planting a tree right now with her dad. I think Ellie probably could have eaten Taylor on this. Oh, fuck off. Taylor, have you counseled your flight to syndicate there? Yeah, I already actually texted Wilson. Alright, dude. Thank you so much. I'll be in touch. You'll be getting the

500 bucks from Proven Business Plans. Corey Polito, you da man. Colton. Thanks for gracing us with your presence, dude. I would hate to deny you the pleasure of my presence. Understood. Later. Bye, Colton. We're going to change the show

to Will Taylor Survive? Yeah. The purpose of this, we want the money to roll over, Taylor like we want it to keep building we're just gonna call it survivor taylor do you have any excuses are you like do you have anything like you don't feel like yourself today or i don't know do you have any excuses yeah yeah i just don't really feel like myself things have been really hard this whole week are you spending the money with crisis what's happening your social media you got you got stressed out by

your social media? Yeah, I texted Colton to work out last night and we decided I'd let him win and we'd split the money. Yeah, smart. Smart move. That's a good business plan. You know there's 3,000 Masters athletes right now who are pumping their fists in the air. Fuck Taylor.

Bob's probably sitting at home in his recliner with his cock out, dude. Just fucking edging to this show. He's just ejaculated on a picture of you he has on his door. All right, guys. Thank you for joining. A couple things I have to share with you is that

Pedro improved his overlay this week. Why is it not blurry when I send it? Are you making it blurry? Yeah, we fuck it up on purpose. You can watch Around the Whiteboard at Coffee Pods and Wads every Wednesday. Colton's on that this week.

Oh, no shit. And it's actually Tuesday this week because of the semifinals. Fuck you, Colton. Pull his comment up, dude. And fuck Pedro's overlay. Okay, hold on. We'll come back to Pedro. Fuck you, dude. You don't get to come in here and beat me you fucker holy shit you fucking you exposed colton has a heart i had no idea um around the whiteboard

this week will be on tuesday this overlay is fucked up then uh we'll go he's over too uh then uh you can watch weekly shows on spotify or itunes those are his podcasts a lot of great interviews and then he does a show called press conference i have no fucking idea what that is uh just desperate for content um okay hey is around the whiteboard this week like a semi-final or something it's the final of this round so it's keifer lamby colton mertens and scott switzer what's that background supposed to be? Is that like thumb tape? Is it rug? Is it like a carpet? It's the inside of your mother's vagina. Wow. My mom's definitely not

watching next week after that, bro. Thank you, Pedro. Way worse than that. For getting rid of one of our listeners. There goes our subscriber. Also, make sure you go over to the Heat One app.

They're giving away $1,500 every week. Super easy to enter. Makes watching the semifinals and the game so much better. Download the Heat One app either at the Apple Store or the Google Store. If you have any questions, feel free to hit Tyler Watkins up. It's TexMex or Tex something on Instagram. And he'll answer any questions you have. And then, of course, everyone knows Andrew Hiller,

the messenger of CrossFit and also the Hiller fit program. Um, Taylor, what, uh, you had a bad handstand pushups. You had a workout programmed and then last minute you changed it. Do you regret changing it?

Colton wouldn't have beat me if I did the other one, but I feel like I would. Ah, Colton wouldn't have beat me if I did the other one but I feel like I would I don't fucking know dude he definitely wouldn't have beat me in the other one but maybe somebody else would, who knows, I don't care alright you care a little bit yeah I care how hard would it be to change it from Taylor to Colton

in the graphics hey Taylor did you already work out this morning no How hard would it be to change it from Taylor to Colton in the graphics? Tricky or easy? Hey, Taylor, did you already work out this morning? No. No. Oh, shit. And you don't even have a cough anymore, so you're 100%. Oh, God. I'm 150%.

Oh, man. Super compensated. I want to say he beat you by about 18 seconds. I want to say he got a 3.52. You think you could have shaved 18 seconds off somewhere? Probably not.52. You think you could have shaved 18 seconds off somewhere? Probably not. No. Probably could have shaved 10 seconds off.

But not 11. Not 18. If you lose three weeks in a row, you have to shave your mustache. Someone was saying last week, I think Lizzie was saying the show should be a video game where you start with three lives. Or maybe it was Maris too.

You start with three lives. And if you win a week, you earn a lot. Or you just stay at three. If you lose, you lose a life. If you lose the next week, you lose a life. If you lose three weeks, you're fucking done. There is someone in the text who thinks they can beat both you and Colton. Should I let them try?

Yeah. Just pull them up. And if we agree that they have a chance, we'll let them go. If we see them and we're like, no shot, we just kick them off. Okay, so if it's a fat guy, we're like, no fucking way. Prove it is his point. I don't know. I say we give him a shot. If it's Scott Tetlow, we still kick him off.

There you go, judging people by the way you see him again. Why are you kicking off Scott Tetlow? Because he's a midget, dude. It shouldn't count if you're under 5'6". That's what I heard they said about you on every rowing workout. It's not short snatch or kill Taylor. You need to put that in the standards then.

Don't call in unless over 5'8". That should be a standard for this workout. That would be awesome if we started rigging it like that. Oh yeah, I do hope it's Matthew. You must be this high. If it's Matthew, he's in. He's in for sure.

If it's Matthew, it's a different. You must be this high. Listen to this. Hey, John Young, get in the comments. Listen, this is what Bryson just told me. Bryson tells me John Young got 352. I was like, all right, did John Young send you the fucking video? He said, no, he didn't think he'd beat you, he didn't film it hey john young shut the fuck up yeah you're

gonna beat me send the fucking video in you freaking big titty nerd what about uh what about what about mike wittius uh what is he allowed to take a shot at it no he's too short no chamber yes you can let him in that's an advantage in this workout dude you can. Let him in. That's an advantage in this workout, dude. You can't have him. Until he gets to the parallettes. Yeah. Who's in the choosing the top? Yeah, look, Colton just said, show me the video. Oh, John Young beat Colton too? Wow. Do we really not believe him?

I don't believe him for a second. Jedediah S. Nelson said the guy that ripped him saying he had to jump over the bar because who gives a shit about his height? Damn. I bet John Young did it that fast but power snatched 135. Hey, Jedediah just got you. Jedediah doesn't have

legs, so can't beat me in this one. I saw him on Danny Spiegel's page the other day. Oh, shit. Did Gracianoy spiegel's page the other day oh shit did graciano graciano made a post the other day and said thank you does he have lice did i really give him lice i was wondering what he said thank you for has he shaved his head can we go his mustache has lice too can your facial hair oh no yes it can so wow that would be fucked up up. I'd be scared to ever see that dude again. Dude, I'm supposed to stay in a house with you in a week. You have to shave all of that off.

Dude, I shaved it all off. No, no, no. You have to do it. I didn't think about that. You have nothing to worry. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Wow. Wow. You gave him lice, dude. dude dude you better shave those arms on mustache oh my god wow who was in whose cheerio how did he catch lice from you uh we were at a party together i was at a party with him it was a super spreader event oh my god super spreader event. Oh, my God. Super spreader. Oh, shit. Cole, I forgive you, dude. You're just working with what life gave you, you know? Oh, my goodness.

All right. Dude. Sevomitocin, the spreader of lice. Super spreader. The super spreader. I'll take it. What about next week? Do you have a workout?

Do you think you're going to use the workout? Next week, we don't even know where we're going to do it. You're going to be in Carson. Yeah, I don't know where we're going to do it. So I don't know what we're going to do yet. I'm probably going to have to make 30 foot rope climbs. Something no one has. That's one little win.

Corey Polito. Awesome show either way. Glad I could support. Corey, thank you so much, buddy, for supporting the show. Sean M., you idiots should have worn masks at the party, of course. That would have stopped them. Hairnets. Same advocacy. If a chick gets lice, does she have to shave her head too?

Say that again, Hillary? What if a chick with long hair gets lice? Does she shave that or what do you do? No, my wife had to go. There's this lady in town. She's rich as fuck because everyone has to go to this one lady and you sit in a chair for 90 minutes and she fucking picks you dry she picks them out yeah every single one you gotta look home like a house yeah you gotta look home you can get shampoos though yeah and and they're really if you

put certain shit in your hair like anything sticky it just suffocates them i guess they're really easy to get rid of i thought you just get rid of. I thought you would use one of those home foggers from Home Depot and you tape it to the inside of a bucket and just put it over your head and set that fogger off. I tried to order poison on Amazon and they don't deliver it to California

like the poison you put in your hair. I could have shipped you some poison. If you don't have them yet, you can put tea you put in your hair. If you don't have them yet, you can put tea tree oil in your hair. They don't like that. Probably life. Life is disgusting, dude.

Nothing grosses me out more than insects that like congregate in little groups and just spread everywhere. How about those? How about those loads that Bryson shoots on your back? Those don't grow. That's not, that's not a whole food chips, dude. it's in a Whole Foods, dude, and I'm bending over to pick up chips. Dude, nothing. I don't like anything more than that.

None of that, Bryson. I want this person here. That will be a story we cover next week. A man did ejaculate on a woman's back in a Whole Foods. She bent over to pick up a bag of chips, and she got nut busted on her. Headline, who's at fault? chips and she got a nut busted on her headline who's at fault and i said listen this is fucked up because we're laughing but i said that guy should be murdered i would open that guy's mouth up over a curb and crack his skull that's all i started taylor knee pad fun hey

who do you think you are dark lord raven you're probably fat as shit you're probably sitting in a beanbag chair in your underwear eating cheetos pimples everywhere it's actually dark lord revan not not raven but whatever wow uh i've had patients with bed bugs in their their panties. Way worse. Oh, have you heard of fucking scabies? That shit's fucked. No. Yeah, yeah. Instead of hair.

Oh, fucking hell. I remember some kids had that when I was a kid. Yeah, all the like tools here got them, yeah. But what Taylor and I were wondering is like, how do you have one loaded up and ready to go? Taylor and I talked on the phone about this. How did the guy have one ready to go in the Whole Foods? Maybe he was just going to walk around like that.

An arity finisher. Just keep him just one right on the edge. I speculated he was edging in the parking lot until somebody like a good suspect walked through the door, and then he just burst out of his car. And the article's crazy. The lady's like, and then I bent over and picked up a bag of chips and felt something on my back. She said she felt some

smelt coffee on her. Taylor's like, what is this? Your reaction is, coffee's on me? That's a lot. I think this is entirely made up. This isn't real. Isn't that what Goggins means when he says stay hard?

Oh, it's real. They show a picture of the guy. Did you see that the jizz come out of the dick? Okay. No, they have security camera footage in the article. Did you see it? You can't see that on security cams. I sent it to you, Hillary.

You didn't watch it? You sent me jizz dick back. Can you send me that for research purposes? It wouldn't be the worst thing he's ever sent us. I saw the article. The workout today was a 7-9-11 ascending reps, 135 squat snatches, and then parallel handstand pushups, 135 for the men, 95 for the women, 14 inches for the men, 12 inches for the women.

Now I know why women don't call into the show. It's not that they can't win the workout. And Colton Mertens did it in three, what was it? 359, 352? Oh, 351, and John Young magically got 352. Oh, look, Graciano Rubio, I just did it in 351. Oh look, Graciano Rubio, I just did it in 351 Taylor got a 409 And Colton Mertens got a

What did he get? Who is this? This guy's gonna take Let me see Should we give this guy a shot at it? Wait, what's the workout? Oh, fuck off What's the workout?

Oh my goodness Hey, do you have Listen, do you have any chance of winning? Wait, what's the workout? What the fuck? What's the workout? Listen, do you have any chance of winning? I got a big chance, bro. All right. Hey, set it up. Are you stoned? No, dude. Oh, come on, dude.

What? What the fuck are you, dude? When I mean stoned, have you smoked weed today yet? No, no, dude. What? What the fuck are you, dude? When I mean stoned, have you smoked weed today yet? No, no, no. After I work out. Alright, alright. You're good upside down? Yeah, pretty good. Okay, Colton has the time for the record for the day. I want to say it's

three... We'll check the clock, but it's 350-something. What's the workout? It's snatches, seven snatches, then nine snatches, then 11 snatches, squat snatches, and then it's parallette handstand push-ups, 14 inches, same rep scheme, 7, 9, 11. Oh, I don't know if he said he didn't have parallettes. 7, 9, 11.

Got it. Do you have parallettes? Yeah, I got parallettes. You have someone counting for you? I suspect you're not so good at counting. No denial. Yeah, I got someone to count for me. Alright. Where are you? Let me guess. You're somewhere in the south.

No, he's in Colorado. Missouri. Raw steel. Crossfit raw steel. Wow. CrossFit raw steel. Tyler, are you related to this guy? Only first cousins. Okay, all right.

Tyler's close to this guy. Yeah, you're right there. Hey, how did you do in the quarterfinals? I was in 41st. Oh, shit. And then got a big penalty for my wall balls. No problem. We don't count penalties.

Now, listen, are you going to squat to depth? The first guy we had some issues squatting to depth on the squat match. Yeah. Yes. Here's the parallette I have. Hell, yeah. Wow, look at you. Good enough for me.

All right, we don't think he's stoned anymore. He's wearing rods, too. Hey, what's up, Taylor? Dude, watch all your stuff. Good enough for me. All right. We don't think he's stoned anymore. He's wearing rods, too. Hey, what's up, Taylor? Dude, watch all your stuff. I mean, Taylor. Oh, what up? How are you? Good, man.

Never mind. I thought you guys were the member at the CrossFit Games. I was like, hey, bro, let's get a picture. Dude, do the focal workout. Come on. This isn't a reunion. No, dude. I hope you enjoyed.

Hey, Hiller will send you a semen sample also if you win. You get 500 bucks in a semen sample. You gotta be getting out of a grocery store. Hey, what's this guy's name? What's your name? Chad. Stuart. Stuart Jones. Oh, yeah. Same thing.

Stuart. If this dude beats you, walk around this happy, he's a psycho. Is it facing this way? Wait a minute. Oh, fuck. He's strong as fuck. It's a squat snatch.

His shoes aren't even tied. Okay. Hey, you want to tie that shoe before you get going or no? The other one. The one that's open. No, if you just untie the other one. This is a clown show. He just wants to be matching.

I understand. Respect. Who are you talking to? Is Tyler what Taylor looked like before he was a meth addict? Hold on. Wait, let me make sure. Oh, no. He's shredded, dude. Caleb, get ready. Caleb, this shit's just untied.

No, keep them off. It's disrespectful if you keep your shoelaces untied. Underneath the parallette, do I get an amat or head goes to the floor? Head to floor. You don't need that hair. What do you think happened to me, dude? This is my favorite man.

I actually hope he wins. He sleeps with an extra bed sheet. He's having a show with Victor Hoffer. Colton, if he beats you, does he get the money? Is he still trying to figure out what the fucking workout is? If he beats Colton, he gets the money.

Do you know what the workout is? Can you start talking for me? Oh my God. Make sure you say please, dude. Hey, thank you, bro. That's better. You're from the studio in underwear. Are you confident you know what the workout is? Are you wearing underwear?

No. Lose the shorts. Seven. Seven. That's good. His nipples aren't even even. Are you guys ready? We're ready, buddy.

We're excited. 500 bucks. Okay, let's do it. If you people beat Taylor in one day, he's going to kill himself. So that will be on your hands. Do a loud countdown so we can start our clock. Okay. If you win, will you blaze up right immediately after you?

Okay, let's do it. Ready? All right. Three, two, ten seconds. Okay. What? Three, two, ten seconds. As soon as you touch the bar, we'll start the clock.

This guy eats crayons, dude. Go. What the fuck? This guy fucking eats his crayons. Move faster. Move faster. This dude's doing a Jumo deadlift high pull to a fucking overhead squat. Is he still smiling?

Jesus Christ, this guy's strong. Yeah, man. Holy shit. I'm telling you. This dude's Victor Hoffer. He's in like no feet squat matches. How long does this last that he can do this? I don't know, but he's a hoss. A whole freaking time, dude. Great use of hoss.

He's one second ahead of Colton, guys. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No, he just needed a practice rep. Do you hear those parallettes? I don't trust those parallettes. Me neither.

Dude, why is his pecs? His pecs are above his boobs. Five. See what I'm saying? He has gynecomastia? Oh, yeah, that's crazy. No. Seven.

Wow. He's never benched a day in his life. Oh, my goodness. Need more bench, bro. Why is he still asking what reps he's doing? One. Because the red crayon that's stuck in his brain moved when he was doing the high park. It's Missouri, dude.

It's Missouri. His sister and his mom are cheering him on. They're the same person. Speed up, bro. Oh, my God. This dude's going to be able to pay his rent for a year if he wins the 500 bucks. Three more. He can buy a new trailer.

Look, he's just looking around like he's just checking out people. He's just, like, walking in. This dude don't give two fucks About anything They're called mobile homes This is the last one Wow dude he's on pace He's gonna be able to drive his house to the new fancy spot

In the park after this win Okay go you're not done go Tell this guy he's gonna win stop fucking around Oh shit Oh shit Tell this guy he's going to win. Stop fucking around. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Two reps for that. He gets two reps for that. Stay unbroken.

Please. Stay hard, bro. God. Dude, good use of time. Oh, yeah. Just take your time. Fix them up. No rush.

Yeah, let's go, Stu. Eat a brown or two. Come on, Stu. Go. Come on, Stu. Let's go, Stu. Eat a brown or two. Come on, Stu. There you go. Come on, Stu. Let's go, Stu. Lick some glue. Dude, he's got a bottle of Elmer's glue in his fucking back pocket, dude.

This guy giggles when he has sex, I'm telling you. He giggles when he has sex. He's zero. He's falling for it. The last round, he's going to go unbroken. He's going to freaking blast through it. Do you feel that? Oh, my goodness. I'm broken. He's going to freaking blast through it. Do you feel that?

Oh my goodness. Stu. God dang Stu. Come on, Stu. Stop it, Stu. It's mine. That trans got him pumped up now. I honestly was feeling horrible about myself, but Colton can beat me all he wants.

He's great. Stu, fuck off. Stu's butt is hungry, that's for sure. Yeah, starving. It's hungry for some crayons. Let's go, Stu. You got this. Come on, Stu.

Let's go. Come on, buddy. Yeah, he's not on pace anymore. Stu, we're going to give you $5,000 if you beat Taylor. Stu looks like he huffs freaking cheese with his aerosol. You don't? Let's go, Stu. Holy shit, Stu.

Come on, Stu. Yeah, that one didn't count. Great question, Christian Keller. Stu a Jew. Great question. He's got a beautiful Jew hair. I don't think they allow Jews in Missouri. Christian Keller, Stu a Jew. Great question. He's got a beautiful Jew hair. I don't think they allow Jews in Missouri. Moved him out, Beckon.

Come on, Stu. Do it for your cousin slash girlfriend. There you go, Stu. Finish it. Last round. Don't drop it. Touch and go, Stu.

Touch and go. Tell him not to let go. Tell John Young if he ever dude this dude doesn't even bend his legs he just fucking bends over and picks it up my god you're gonna win a free l1 if you if. No, he's not. Yeah, he lost, bro. He's doing great. Yeah, he is doing great. This is worth watching. Look at that smile on his face. Stu looks like a free Palestine student. Stu, you going to a protest after this?

Stu, where's your mask, bro? They don't have masks in Missouri. Yeah. Stu, where's your mask, bro? Holy shit. They don't have masks in Missouri. Yeah. I don't think Stu wore a mask or took the needle. I think he took a needle in his butt. I think he takes a needle every Friday night. Let's go, Stu.

Oh, my God. There you go, Stu. Come on, buddy. Hey, Stu, I really needed this. Thank you, brother. Thank you. Come on, Stu. Finish it.

I'm proud of you. Singles here, buddy. Come on. Better people have been kicked off the show. Come on. Let's go. I'm proud of you, Stu. Oh, look at this, Tyler.

I'd wear a happy Stu t-shirt. Holy shit. We got to make t-shirts just say happy simple stew oh my god a kill Taylor yearbook for everybody who hasn't won wow Lance Nielding Taylor is off the ledge correct Lance I took a step back I took deep breath let's go stew what's he at? Is that two? Wow. I'm at a time cap, bro. It's going to be close. There's no time cap.

No, there's a time cap. Fuck you, camera guy. What the fuck are you? Hey, just so you guys know, at 10.15 a.m., we'll be starting our review of the European semifinals. Pedro can't be here because he had a kid or some shit uh the rest of us will be here potent semen what's this dude's last name i think stew's wiener is getting in the way stew baka griffin stew you got a little extra extra hang going on down there let's go stewie He's got to go to the mall after this.

You're supposed to tuck before you do handstand push-ups. That's why Colton beat me, dude. He had his wiener taped to his feet. He finished the workout. He either asked, what am I doing, or how am I doing? What am I doing?

You're going to win it. You're still winning. Stewie, you're on pace. You're going to win it. You're going to win it. You're still winning it. Stu, you're on pace. You're on pace. Come on. You've got as much as anybody. You would be a good coach in the gym, in an affiliate. Thank you.

I appreciate it. Stu, do you have a bag of crayons in your gym bag for your post-workout snack? He only eats the red ones. Hey, we should let him know, Stu, that it's just about all these handstand push-ups didn't count. He's coming off the wall too early. That's fine. Let's let him do 100. All right, dude, and that means Colton didn't beat me.

He took his fucking hand off the parallette. I said that, dude. I agree, dude. Don't send him the money. You're too busy crying to notice. If you're still listening, Colton, you got to redo it. There you go, Stu. Eric Wise, Stu has as good a chance as anybody.

By the way, John Young will be here at 10.15 a.m. to answer to his 352 claims. We have a lot to report on. Looks like the amazing, beautiful, stunning, awesome Rebecca Vittesen might be out of the European semifinals. We'll be reporting on that. We'll be looking at the leaderboards, and then we'll be talking about the three workouts that are going to happen tomorrow. Yeah, Jon Young got 352

with four-inch parallettes. He also picked all the event winners, but didn't tell any of us beforehand. I'm the four-inch penis. Those were my picks, guys! Let's go, Stu. What are you at? 35.

Four? Four. Big John Young, I'll be there with some McNuggets. Three left. Let's go, Stu. Stu, you know this is an out and back, so you've got to do nine. You've got to go back. Magdalene Eggers, I would watch Stu weekly.

Sounds like a cool TV show, actually. Stu thoughts. Two more. Let's go, buddy. Hey, camera guy, how did Stu not know the workout beforehand? How high are you guys, seriously? Did Stu really think he had a chance? We were talking about it on the way in, and we just pulled it up randomly.

Why is he sideways? He's got scoliosis. Oh, look at it. Is he flexing or is he twitching uh i think he's trying to fly seizing damn his back got his lats are humongous those are spinal erectors on the sides oh i didn't think his last 907 wow good job yeah buddy yes do only double Good job, Stu. Yeah, buddy. Yes, Stu. Only double. You were on pace minus five minutes. Yeah. Oh, my camera's turning over.

But thanks for letting me hop in with that. Hey, thank you for hopping in. I'm going to award you in all four shows. You're the best guest we've had. Thank you. Yeah, I'd agree with that. Next time, I'll tie my shoes and beat you guys. All right. We'll see you next week've had. Thank you. Yeah, I'd agree with that. Next time, I'll tie my shoes and beat you guys.

Alright, we'll see you next week, buddy. 9am. See you, Stu Baca. Later, brother. Thank you. Good job, Stu. See you post-Malone. Get the fuck out. It looked like a fitter post-Malone. Wow. It did.

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