The Sevan Podcast - KT #20 | $500 If You're Willing To Suffer!

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

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There's Taylor in the tier cup. Second place at the NorCal Classic against the winner over there was Colton Mertens, tough guy to beat. Welcome to the show. You guys wanna know what the workout is. You guys wanna know if you're gonna win the 500 bucks today. The workout is

50 GHD sit-ups. That's the one where you sit on the machine and you reach back and touch the ground. 35 cows on the ski, 20 for the lesser of the two sexes. 20 ring muscle ups. Then 35 cows on the ski, 25 for the more beautiful of the two sexes. And then 50 GHD sit ups. This one, no one will beat him. How do you know? the Hey, let's just make a little bit of effort today not to talk over each other and now no one's talking I've gunshot. I'm afraid I don't know what to do Never told us not to do that before

Like waterpalooza last night with ghee and barely see you Pedro how was the how was the hosting of your first ever event? Yeah, he did really good It was good. The first one was an absolute shit show And then the one at the end of the show was good Okay, good. So you feel good about it? Yeah, I got my water legs or whatever See what I tuned in I to water Taylor's ready I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not

sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I you a link. You can try to beat Taylor. Taylor self, we're ready when you are. Tyler Watkins on the splits. All right, Kale, I'll do five second countdown. Ready, Taylor? D-shirted.

Just to comment, this is no one's gonna try that. Good. Get out of here, Tyler. All right, going in five, four, three, two, one. Go. And he already won the workout this week. Right. Because no one's gonna try it.

Yeah, nobody's matching this pace. No. I'm positively positive that they're gonna try it. You dog. My dog got sent to a training school. Did it work? Oh yeah, my dog's the shit. I feel like any dog of yours would just try to dismantle the school. He's like, no, this is dumb.

Dis- dismantle the entire school. Yeah, this dog. They just go to the instructors and ask why over and over again. Yeah, why? Why? How long do these 50 GHDs take Taylor minute? 50 is quick for a minute. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a minute. A minute 19.

I was like, he's already he's only got 15 more seconds. I don't think he's done 50. You ever done a GHD muscle up combo? Yes. It makes the muscle up fucking hard. It's very difficult. How many muscles do you think he does for Yes. It makes the muscle ups fucking hard. It's very difficult. How many muscle ups do you think he does before he breaks? Eight.

Ooh. I bet he does 11. I bet he does 7. I bet he does 7. I bet he does 7. I bet he does 7. I bet he does 7. I bet he does 7.

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the link over to the podcast phone. He's trying to talk over anyone. Yeah. Oh, I don't even know if we're going to have a show this week. 128. I think the 50s. You're going to take a minute. Who said that? I it's like the the slang minute. This the I think it's set up for the class. Yeah, because they don't usually have them out. Yeah.

You're right about that. Oh, it's because I'm not on the Wi-Fi, I think. They're awful. They're set up awful pretty for somebody who just left them out. Who can name what Philip Kelly is quoting here? The Diaz? Nate Diaz?

No. Well, I spend expandable three. Dexter's season number two. How the fuck, Hila? Yes. Episode nine, I believe it is. I've never seen Dexter. Approximately 41 minutes into it. Bryson, who wrote this workout?

No way you know that. Oh, Bryson's. Why is Bryson over there? He's looking at the ski cows. Got to check these reps, dude. you know that. Oh Bryson's why is Bryson over there he's looking at the ski cows in check these breads dude. It's a nice Kulo yeah who let him

on the show. Normally you guys the show is what time is the show normally it's it's only eleven AM there is no normally oh right right. The show has been at the same time for. Hannah knows how to watch the show, drunk in an Uber on her way home. Well, fantastic. Thank you for joining us, Hannah.

Wow. Is that the Walk of Shame? Is that the Uber home of shame? No, no, no. I think she's in Europe or Australia or something. Center link. 313. Should we put the show?

Oh, well you don't put the number up yet, have you? It's up there in the upper right hand corner. 928-583-3903. He's taking one of the men Barnhart book and asking if these reps look good from a back right angle like a fucking moron. Or... Good thing we make up all the rules so they're all great reps. Yeah, every single rep Taylor's done this year has been phenomenal. I'm not sure. Good thing we make up all the rules. So, they're all great reps. Yeah,

every single rep Taylor's done this year has been phenomenal. Seven. Okay. And if you question him, then you just get sworn at and then it's like, oh, I guess he was right. Oh, the V up were amazing, weren't they? Yeah. Alright. Well, I

was wrong. That's nine. Ten. Is this ten? Eleven. Eleven. Why is Bryson in the shot. 12. Damn it. Hey, the boys gotta get some camera time somehow. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think he's also gonna reset the ski. Oh, okay. What was when

did he get off the uh uh uh a minute 30 uh GHDs. He got 128. Okay. Is that Andy Handel in the background? Is he gonna go on broken? If he goes on broken, the You know what's weird about Taylor's? I think he's getting fitter guys. Oh, there's a lot of weird Yeah that opened a can of worms the fact that every time I see him I see him nude that's weird Yeah, I'm compiling a list. I'm on number 412 already What happens you see them nude experiences? Have you ever seen anybody your friends more nude than you've seen Taylor? Yeah Bryson

You've seen Bryson nude? I've seen his asshole six times. His asshole? Are you his subscribers only fans? Dude I hate seeing butt holes. Oh it's the worst. I only want to see one butthole and it's not a man's. the the number. Go ahead and text the number up top if you'd like to take a shot at him. So he's going to come on off this in under 621 to be off of it in two minutes. He's bearing down now. He's flying. Yeah. This is

a great angle. I love the clock. God, they have a lot of guys fans. You see it up there I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, God, they have big **** fans. You see it up there in the right-hand corner. They have three of those in there. Hey, every time I see something that I want at a gym, I just blame it on the state I live in. I'm

like, well, of course he's got it. He's in **** North Carolina. You know what I mean? I bet they could stop skiing for a minute and still beat everybody who's going to try to call it in. Six fourteen. How much are those big **** the the

the the the the the the the the the the I'll start writing Taylor workouts when he's worried for Taylor's safety. when he's

trying to protect the house money. Yeah, I really wanted a pod to get up to like five Brandon. I keep getting pitched when Colton takes it all. He's not taking this. He's not. We just won't send him a link. He can't even reach the handles on

the skiers. I've seen him do muscle ups. can't do them. I'm not sure he can do muscle him. No, dude. They got me in one of my shows too. I was all pumped that I thought Jer was watching a comment ticket. I brought it up. Always realize it was a fake one. He's hurting right now. Yeah, but this is incredible, dude. He has not fucking slowed down one big. Wow. Seven 50.

Holy shit. Hey, don't try this. You're going to get Rabdo. We're going to go get breakfast. We'll call it today. Seven 50. I'm going to go get a breakfast. I'm going to go get a breakfast.

I'm going to go get a breakfast. I'm going to go get a breakfast. I'm going to go get a breakfast. I'm going to go get a breakfast. I'm going to go get a breakfast. I'm going to go get a breakfast. I'm going to go get a breakfast. I'm going to go get a breakfast. I'm going to go get a try this. You're going to get Rabdo. We're going to go get breakfast. We'll call it a day. 750. 128. He's off the first GHDs. Oh, now he's puking.

313 off of the skier. 420 off of the muscle ups. No one said this, did they? Nobody said that. Who said that? Who said 15 minutes? Nobody said 15 minutes. I don't think I did, but I'll take credit for it. Maybe Pedro. Tessa, good morning, handsome gentlemen.

And Tyler, I joined CrossFit six weeks ago and I cannot see myself ever quitting. I've watched your podcast for years. Now my babies are waking me up in time for an early kill, Taylor. Awesome. Congratulations on the baby. Thank you, Tessa. Wow. I've never seen him hurt like this after a workout. Yeah. He went somewhere today, huh? The better you are things, the more they'll hurt you when you're done with them.

That's the weirdest bottom to a shoe I've ever seen. And he's got the other big ass fan. What have you just printing money over there? Yeah, dude. Charlotte. Didn't you know? Charlotte's LA expensive. Ah, that's amazing. Is that a bed to the to the left there, Bryson? What is that?

It's by the age. What the fuck is that? That's where you make babies. Oh, wow. People falling and drowning in the cold plunge when they walk in the door. OK, it's a punch. It's a punch. It looks like a weird mattress in a bed.

It sure did. Yeah. You and Taylor's a punch. It's a punch. It looks like a weird mattress in a bed. It sure did. Yeah. See when Taylor stopped buying drugs, he saved so much money, so he was able to buy all this shit. When we flew to Boston yesterday, there were a shitload of people in the airport in San Francisco still wearing masks.

And Greg said that a mask works as well as if you took a bag full of feathers and tried to blow them through a chain link fence. That's what it's like trying to wear a mask to try to stop a virus from coming into your mouth. I was like, wow. That's a great visual. Yeah, isn't it?

And specifically down feathers. Yeah, down feathers, yeah. Bryson, what happened to him? What's wrong with Taylor? He obliterated the workout. Did you think he was gonna do it that fast? I guess I didn't really think about time. Like I didn't do any math, but I did know that no one would beat him. Do you ever think do you ever think Bryson? Yeah, sometimes I thought the

workout last week was stupid. Do you ever do math? Not really. I usually let Maris do it for me. I'm not really I usually let Maris do it for me. All right, he does math J. R. Howell J. R. Howell the meth using Bryson Del Monte thought your workout was stupid. I bet Billy you could beat him in this I bet John you know way. Yeah Billy. He will not beat him in his trash talk That's that's probably the most accurate statement of all time. Yeah, you can even leave the word trash out of that sentence That's probably the most accurate statement of all time. Yeah, you can even leave the word trash out of that sentence When was the last time you were at the games? What was awesome you were at the games shit? Yeah Foiled again Marco Calderon, did you know that that's one of the beds team?

P-diddy would but fuck rappers on no, that's awesome. Charlotte has that's like oh, that's why it's behind that fence It's like a museum piece Out if he bangs a Justin Bieber it's he did he did Seen a couple buttholes of my time too, you know, this is NDA's up Those were the born primitive savage one that's a $500 ladder right there I don't think those are the savage ones no they're not no those are those leather moccasins he's been wearing a lot no just his socks. Bryson, what shoes are those? The vivos or something? Something like that. He swears by those. Bryson. This cabs look good. Look at that thing. Bryson Del Monte. Bryson's like in the bathroom. Hey, what? Hey, I'm already cut. Sorry, I

was turning the music down so you guys can actually hear me and I can hear you. What shoes are those he's wearing? Uh, they're Vivo barefoot shoes. And they're the, like the leather ones that like a, like, like native American ones or something. Yeah. Taylor said he feels like a native American when he wears them. That's why he likes them. He looks like a lesbian when he wears them. That's true. He gets in a Subaru with those and he just loves them.

Oh no, he in a Subaru with those, and he just loves the giant. Oh, no. He has a Subaru. He's a lesbian. Go ahead and text if you want the $500. You need to see what the workout is. You want to know what the workout is? The workout is 50 GHD sit-ups, 35 cows on the skier,

20 ring muscle-ups, 35 cows on the skier 20 ring muscle ups 35 cows on the skier 50 GHD sit ups to finish only 25 cows for the Sex that has a vagina Hey, is that significant 10 cows? Ten Not a muscle-up workout not with 20 ring muscle ups in the middle for females. It gives them more of a shot than they've had in other weeks.

That's what it does. Get the $500 from positively fit adventures. We will have Taylor on in just 30 seconds. When he gets his breath back, he'll tell you how to beat him. There's also only one shit that could beat him in it's T like there's not one chick on the planet that's got a chance on this good Zane No, not not even I don't even think there's any dudes that have a chance and then showed zero fire Even when she did it last week like hey, there's no shot on this show

Hey is Gazan on the is she in at the tier event? No, which is interesting I think she should be yeah, why isn't she was she invited? I don't think back from that trail run thing the I'm not scared Adams. If the two Adams would not be Haley Adams would not beat him. No fucking way. It's your, it's your good at GHDs, but the muscle ups, I mean, yeah. I think about those. She'll break those. Everyone will break those. And at the cadence, he was going on the GHDs in the skier. The once he did the 20 muscle ups and broken, it's like, where are

you going to make that time up? I mean, now peak male O' Brian might have a shot at him. Anybody else might be might be world class at one of the movements, but he's world class at two of the movements in this. Which do? The GHG and the ring muscle ups. Yeah.

And that 500 bucks won't even pay for a full tank of gas in Haley Adams pour she ain't calling accurate It's about one tank one Also, even if you could do it Are you gonna want to hurt the way Taylor's hurting now because this is the longest it's ever taken to come on So people that's it. I'm not why is it so quiet? I can barely hear you guys Taylor Are you fitter now than you were an hour ago?

probably Taylor, are you fitter now than you were an hour ago? Probably. Oh, that was hard. Dude, that was insane. Is that the worst you've heard in any of the 19 or 20 shows we've done? Dude, I can't hear fucking shit. Maybe our ears are a little. Oh, you're having an aneurysm, internal bleeding. Stop.

Check your butthole. No, okay. Check his butthole. Can I see you guys talk now? Yeah. Testing. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. If there's any consternation, you're incredibly loud. There's another?

Another headphone. Save as normal. Again. Make sure those are plugged in all the way. And while he does that, positively create adventures. Yeah, for those of you who haven't had your dog eaten by the illegal aliens

We do have a resource for you. Hey, they're called undocumented migrants, bro Sorry my bad for those of you. I was there Listen, hold on before you continue with this Talking I'm sorry. I was even talking when you had a thought go ahead. Oh good fake. Um, I Was where the fuck was I? Oh, dude, I was getting talking I'm sorry I was even talking when you had a thought go ahead to okay fake um I was where the fuck was I oh dude. I was getting my car oil change There's a fucking guy sitting in the waiting area and he had a black hat on like Hispanic dude And the black hat had his little small print letters and it just said migrant That is awesome I saw it I was like dude you can't be real. But he definitely, it wasn't like a joke. It was like a migrants rights type, you know.

What's a migrant? It's when you get a really bad headache. Migratory water. It's someone who moves from California to Texas. True. And your room. I saw a goose on a lead yesterday. who's who moves from California to Texas. Oh, mm hmm. I saw a goose on a lead yesterday. Oh,

the fuck's the lead that is that? Yeah, that was awesome. That guy was making a statement. I think I saw that on your Instagram. That was fantastic. That was in Huntington Beach. Yeah, and the weird I didn't get it in the picture, but I could hear someone talking saying like like, who's the best president? Who's the best president?

And I turned around and it was a woman with like a blue little bird on her finger holding it out to the goose. And I don't know who I don't know what she asked in her bird or the goose, but nobody answered who the best president was. Yeah. What the fuck? What I could do. Pedro. Is that in your story or is that I think it's the group but I'll put it

up later. Well, where'd you go? I'd say it was the best president. George Washington. Yeah, he was pretty good. I like Nixon. He was alright. I don't really good when they say they're going to make you king and you're like, no, that's why we just fought the war

thanks yeah yeah headphones are good now fuck beautiful it's in my tail taylor would you program that for sentinel training yeah that was uh i think that's the uplift challenge workout that jr gave those guys damn it so did jr wrote that workout. Well, he sent it to me first before he gave it to them. And it was like 492821 or 493521. Yeah. What the fuck is that? Oh, wow. That's not a goose. That's not a goose. That's a fucking swan. No, it's a goose. No, it's a swan. It's a swan. It's a goose you silly goose. Um,

what? Yeah, it was said, no, Jr. Wrote it and it was 4949. JC's 35 ski, 21 ups, like going down by 14s. And I was like, that's gay, don't do that. Either do 50, 35, 20, or 48, 30, 18, or sorry, 48, 42, 30, 18. I thought you were gonna try not to use that word anymore, gay. No, no, no, it was a different word. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Super gay. What word? What word? Faggot. Oh, okay. Good job not saying it. And listen, listen, no, no, no, listen, when I say that word, I don't mean like, you know, just...

Tell us what you mean. Tell us what you mean. It means it's a good word. It means it's a good word. Me and Sevan, me and Sevan had a two hour argument about which word was worse, faggot or retard in the car, in the SUV. And I'm not even kidding. It wasn't like an immature argument.

It was like a philosophical debate. Yeah. And I said they're both equally as bad. If you Google the word used, which is worse? Why is being gay worse than being retarded? Yeah. Oh my God. the worst. The worst. The worst yeah. That was not my argument. Okay so anyways I it's a goal I not a goal might not use that

word I just said I don't like using that word- can you ask chat GPT that hillar what's worst faggot or retard. Which is yeah, thank you. Let's get to the bottom of this. Chat is going to be like, it's going to blow a fuse. That's how you break. It's going to respond with Kamala supports retards and faggot.

No, it's going to respond with I grew up in a middle class family. Right. Right. That's its answer for everything. Oh, it is decision not to use that word anymore has led to things being said more on this show than it's ever been said. Yeah, but we're not saying it in a derogatory sense. Anytime you say you can't say something, you give a word more power than it should ever have. Hey, anyone who uses those words, we don't even want you listening to this show. That's not true.

Your word is worse in an objective sense and they both cause harm. And it's essential to I don't even want you listening first. You may have to. I'm dying. I'm being shot. Dude, that's gonna make me throw up. What are you cooking? I'm gonna throw up. Wow. Bryson's cooking oatmeal with protein powder. It smells so bad up here. Are you pregnant? No, dude. I just feel sick after that. Better than broccoli. Go ahead, Andrew. What's the verdict? Which word is worse? Choosing one is worse risks minimizing the unique pain and challenges

each community faces. So they can't choose. Amazing. Yep. That's right. The quality. The unique pain. Oh wait, I think we have a, uh, oh shit.

We have someone. Wow. I forced it to choose and it said faggot is worse. Oh, yes. Yes. No. It has to be that word because you could use retard in different ways. Like, hey, you can use the other word in different ways too. No, no, no, no, not like that.

Yeah, like you're a faggot, Matt. You're a total faggot. And not because you have anything to being gay. It's just and that's almost I don't know. That's so that's the same same isn't it isn't a fag is isn't a fag a cigarette back in the day. It was a bundle of sticks. Yeah. I don't even know if that's true. It's just what I've heard. Oh my goodness. This guy's a serious threat ladies and gentlemen. We present to you a former winner Jeffrey Birchfield

GHD workout What did you text me yesterday Matt? I can't remember I didn't see it until this morning Hey, Matthew has this show made you fitter? Like, are you like, now that this show's around and you have a weekly challenge, do you think it's helped your training? Um, it's helped me like focus on the weaknesses more. Yeah. Awesome. Okay. Hey, you, that workout you sent me is nice. I just saw it. Oh, hopefully I don't have to try that one. But yeah, I think you'd win that one.

Oh, I like that a lot. Oh, so Matthew's writing workouts for you too. Wow. He sent me a workout. It's cool workout. I'm gonna keep that in the bank. It's definitely a nasty one. Hey, Matthew, can you do all 20 muscle ups unbroken? No, but even if I even if I could the transition to the rings, I'll lose the workout anyways, but I'm going to try. Muscle ups So just whenever you guys are ready to count me down if you can. All right, Caleb you ready? This is the thing true says true says I gotta wait for everyone to walk through true says wait, that's not true

I'd rather be called a retard for doing some dumb shit rather than a faggot for showing my ass or something I I disagree. I would want like it makes me giggle when somebody calls me the f-word I'm like, yeah, I got exactly what I wanted the F word huh the F word bro okay Pedro you are the only official broadcaster we have here could you count Matthew down please yeah 7 2 1 go go. And we're off. We'll spot No shot Better the GHD than the men no way there's just two girls who are great at it and that's like Haley Adams and One other girl, but there's way more guys looking to GHD the boys were saying that all the only person in the world who could beat you at this is maybe a Tea, Claire to me the greatest CrossFit or whoever live. No, she can't beat me at this workout

Sure, you're in it, right? Huh? She would destroy you in it. No, she wouldn't. She wouldn't even come within a minute of my time. You don't think she could do the muscle ups? No, no **** shot. There's no chance you idiots. Twenty after the ski. No way. What's

the most muscle ups we've seen at the lap? shut the front door. You still 28 unbroken muscle ups if she had to. No, no, no, no, dude. Stop. Stop what she did from what I understand when she did 34 time, she did 18 had to break and then did like 75 maybe.

Yeah, she did. Oh yeah, she did bro i beg to differ all right well i'm just telling you exactly what i heard from people at proven well one of my favorite things he already behind behind one of my favorite things hank seda says is you big dumb idiot okay hey how's california whoa i scared you the sleeps with the other people at the gym? No, dude, stop. I don't have any. I'm not kidding. No, no, no. Hey, listen, I was trying to do that. We fire the fuck out of him. We don't do that here. We don't do that. How much how much is appropriate of that? Susan, how much I want to leave it around anymore. They used to work at that gym. Zero. Hey, if you start hearing

about it, it's already too much way too much. So you hear about it, it's already too much. Way too much. So you hear about it. You got to fuck it up. Otherwise it's going to be a massive problem. Yep. Especially if it's a coach, it's a coach. Maximus. But ironically, I don't, I don't mind if the coach is date a member, but that's a lot different than just sleeping around.

Hey, stop on, stop, stop, stop. Hey, someone, why are we live at 8 AM today? Uh, because I am on the East coast and Susan is on the East coast and we're Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, the **** up. Love you. He does. He does. No, just kidding. Just kidding. Why? Matthew's up. He's of course not gone to bed but he's up. 313 is the time to beat. Let's go Matthew. 2 seconds. Isn't it? Oh, wow. Oh,

here's the story. He loses it. I kind of like it. Oh, Matthew has headphones in. We can roll some and he can hear us. Sure. How'd you get in a shuttle run? He's putting a shuttle run. When did I jump up? Like right around there. Oh, he's going to get to seven. He's going to go down now.

He's going to get to seven and have to come down. Three. God, his push out is like a woman's push out. You know how women struggle on the push out. He's struggling to use their trance pregnancy thing. Oh, the game. Yeah. It's like a woman's push out you know women struggle on the push out he's struggling to use their pregnancy thing. Oh no. Oh open to the set of twenty of

the games in twenty eighteen really yeah so you are wrong whatever she can suck a dick. No. Hey what's worse doing someone to suck, calling him a faggot or a retard? Do you think Tia's ever given a blowjob? I don't. Wow, that's a great question. He's never put her mouth on things.

No way. Let's look up which word is worse to say. I think she's definitely eaten Shane out before. Oh my God. Oh wow. Holy shit. Holy shit. Whoops, yeah, I mean that. I would say they both happened. Oh my god. Oh wow. Holy shit.

Whoops. Yeah, I mean. I would say they both happened. Oh man. Oh my god. Someone said Shane sucks hers. Jeez. Whoa, whoa.

Hello. Positively fit adventures. Hey, that's definitely one of those things where someone's going to call HQ on us CrossFit show you have is totally inappropriate. I was on a, I was on a, I was on best hour of their day. Yes. Or one of their podcasts yesterday and they were asking me about this show and I was like, Hey, it's probably as vulgar of a show you could possibly imagine. And, uh, they seem to think that was funny and cool. So whatever.

Wait, you were on that podcast, Taylor. It was one of their offshoot podcast was called the knowledge. How was it? Did you do good? It was good. I had a it was like an interview with Pat Barber and Todd. A quito a cheeto. I like that guy. Is that Mexican or Asian? No, he's white. I don't know what his last name where that originates from. But um, he's the guy if you take the teaching movement or like spot the flock force He's the guy doing all of like the video stuff in those so I reckon they asked you about they asked you about kill Taylor they asked about

my coaching journey Shut up and scribble and Sentinel did they did they talk about your business model about... Oh, that's a failed rep. Business model of what? Most people who are selling programming or a powder that's sold out of a plastic tub with a sticker on it would not talk about Shane and Tia's sex life and yet you used to be part of your business model. Did they have any business advice for you? Adam Blakeslee, Todd is great. He's a super cool dude. No, they asked me, they were like, you are, from what we understand, notorious for getting your hands dirty in the social media space.

Part of my whole shtick is like, you know, right wing neo outrage culture is like my whole, is that a word right wing neo outrage culture? I made that up. I made that up. Well, we were just talked about like, you know, going out to be on social media and I, it was the broader discussion that I led with was like, and we live in like, we live in like an outrage culture society and social media and I it was the broader discussion that I led with was like, and we live in like, we live in like an outrage culture society and social media is like curated for me at least to make me angry or like grab an emotional response. And we talked about me going at

Jason Ackerman like that was part of the discussion. And I said, Well, he got exactly what he wanted. He posted that reel to get an emotional response from people and I responded emotionally. And he was on the show? No, Ackerman wasn't. This was two other guys. But Pat Barber is his business partner. Right right. And they argue whatever anyone puts anything on the internet they're asking for an emotional

response. Right. I mean especially on Instagram and TikTok whether that's oh pleasure it feels good to watch this or I can't believe they would believe this or say this. Most of the time 90% the context of the missing and Pet sure would block me for having a response to his most recent. Yeah, he blocked me too that fucking pussy What a bitch he is a bitch and and dude, this is the thing I didn't swear a single time in my comment. I hit him with the most logical response ever and at the end I did say

Uh, what what did I say? I was like, Oh, you're just I was like, you're not evolving. You're just getting soft. And him blocking me and deleting the comment was like him putting his softness on full display. It was like, you can't even respond to any of the logical part of the argument. When he worked at CrossFit, and when Russ Green and Russ Burger were running the CrossFit account on Instagram, he made it clear to everyone in the office that he unfollowed the CrossFit page because

he did not approve of their posts. He's the furthest thing from a team player. I can't believe that guy was ever- In real time, he did the unfollow comment before. Yes. Yes. Yes. Unfollow. unfollow comment. Yes. Yes. Yes. And the crazy thing is, what I what I what I also dislike a lot about him is when I was following like I follow Lynchpin their page. Well, they blocked me now so I can't fucking follow. But almost every single workout they post now is just a

repeat. There's nothing original. There's not a single workout I'm saying I've like, Oh, I haven't seen that on Lynchpin before. It's because he perfected it. It's all yeah. Oh yeah. It's perfected. Hey, do you want to know what else he did? He did the exact same thing that Brian Brian friend did. He when I when I was doing when I was doing the CrossFit podcast, he went up to my the guy who did it with me Matt Bischel and he goes, Hey, just so you know, everything on the internet's forever. You might like basically telling Matt

that basically he shouldn't do the show with me. Yeah, he, I find him not be the one of the coolest people I've ever met in my life. Yeah, hey, Pat Barber, when you kill somebody, it's forever too. Like what kind of- It's not Pat Barber, it's Pat Sherwood. Sorry, Sherwood.

What kind of shit, yeah, you're right. I'm sorry, Pop Barber I'm doing a coaching review with him. It's helping me a lot But anyways, it's crazy that he would come up to it's just crazy that he would say that like you're such an asshole Oh god, it's the only talk shit about CrossFit while I worked at CrossFit Yeah, he fucking deaffiliated but kept his $200,000 a year job there There's endless stories with the guy, but he presents well on Reddit loves them the pedophile community loves them. That's cuz he looks at a pedophile

He looks like a pedophile. The other thing is hey, dude, you can be wrong You can say something and be wrong and say hey, I was wrong. I shouldn't done that and like Just block him saying saying Everything on the internet's permanent. Well, hey, dude, everything you cut that comes out of your fucking mouth ever is permanent You can't say something and take it back just because it's not on the internet doesn permanent. Well, hey dude, everything that comes out of your fucking mouth ever is permanent. You can't say something and take it back. Just because it's not on the internet doesn't mean it's not permanent. You fucking idiot. Yeah, no take backs.

He's part of the 16 year old internet crowd. You know what I mean? He's just concerned with image and just he's ridiculous. Imagine you say something to your friend. You say something really fucked up and mean to your friend. Like, hey, they're never gonna forget that. You can ask for forgiveness, but that doesn't mean they just forget it.

What's Messi's hands doing? He looks like he's like, he's tarted. Like he's having some sort of like a, a Tua moment. He's stroking, he's stroking out on every single GHC right now. He's like, ehh. He's twitching. He's unmuting. He's hearing more and more.

Hey, was I muted when I was doing the workout? Could you hear me on my GHDs? No, no. No, dude, I sound like I've got like, no, dude, I sound when I was doing the workout? Could you hear me on my GHD? No, no. No, dude, I sound like I've got like, no dude, I sound like I'm like, what do they call it when you're like so autistic that you can't even like form sentences or words? Like you're just like.

Nonverbal. Nonverbal, dude, I was nonverbal. I was fully nonverbal. I was like. Every single. This has to be helping crazy dude oh my god I was fully not girl was hoping we'd cut him

off. Eight yeah is he done eleven fourteen oh guys check this out sorry Matthew we're gonna have whatever you have to interview I'm about to pull up this comments gonna take the rest of the show guys. I'm sorry Okay, guys, we ready? All right. Anyway, sorry Matthew. Let's just start with you. You give your view. I'll pull this

Ski till after the ski he fell off your time was exactly double Taylor's time. That's good. Happy athlete. Yeah. But you obviously didn't push hard enough because Taylor was on the ground in the field position just hurting. Right. He paced it better so he'd be able to do an interview. Part of the weakness thing is trying

to act like Colton Mertens. Don't take a knee. Don't lay down. I lay down hard as I know. All right, Matthew, some guy in the comments is a guy who's called me a racist. We have to good job. All right, Matthew, thank you for saving the show you demand. See you next week. All right, listen, this fucking guy. hey of Hiller when you made your net video

I you know, everybody was in the comments. I was in the comments I was like she's ruining like the culture she adds is absolutely ruining and she's white people racist this guy Matthew Murphy goes to the comments to go here racist the other day I post what did he say you were racist in Hillers a net video in the comments section He calls me straight up racist. I love the remember the This is a joke Tyler and it's just a stare. It's a stereotype because you're you have that redneck accent It's just funny. So this guy goes full at me and the other day I was like, alright, I'm unfollowing this guy He's I don't even know if I was following whatever. I was like this guy's a fucking asshole. Whatever ignored him Or maybe I responded I was like you're a douchebag. You're a fat idiot Whatever. You can't even control what you put in your mouth. Like why should I listen to anything you say? So anyways, he respond he responds to a

mouth like why should I listen to anything you say so anyways he respond he responds to a tia can control what she puts in her mouth well she just she just abstains she just definitely doesn't put anything in her mouth anyways control so matt murphy uh no dude keep this fucking assholes comment up i want everybody to know who this motherfucker is okay so i got i got i got it he comes at me uh i posted a story after the debate and it was like Kamala says in the debate She's not banning guns three days later calls for a national assault weapons buyback or ban, whatever

So I repost that he's like dude. I hope she takes your guns You do realize no one not everyone agrees with you, right and I responded, you know, just Initially, I was like, he's an ankle grabber. This guy's an ankle grabber. Yeah Well, he's actually a fucking fudge packer too, you know, so he's just a lot of a lot going on here just Hey, you obviously have no understanding of the Constitution. You don't understand what the Second Amendment is. You're one of those fucking stupid idiots who thinks it's for hunting deer. You're just a dumbass. And, uh, and I was like, Hey, every single man and woman that's died for your rights,

like you're completely and blatantly just disrespecting them and shitting all over them when you call for any sort of infringement on the Second Amendment. And he's like, red, red, red, red, red, my whole family died for the second amendment, blah, blah blah blah. It's just this whole conversation. It basically ended with Hey, dude, you are severely severely overweight, you can't control what you put in your mouth. Why would I want anyone like you having any sort of say over the rights of any other person in

the country? When you're only a burden on society, you can't take care of anyone else. And you're a woke fucking idiot. I'm sorry, but fuck you, dude. Dude, I'm so upset. How do you know he's fat? In his profile picture, he's a priest that diddles kids. That's what this guy is. He's a kid diddler. He's a priest. Oh, dude, he's 100% a diddler, dude. Hey, you're the reason why like three of my friends who

were altar boys got diddled. Just saying. Is that true too? Three of your buddies got diddled by a priest? Three or five. I don't want to give you your No, i'm not Catholic all prime numbers, huh? That's a church Prime numbers, uh, this guy's a prime diddler. Fuck you matt murphy. Anyways, uh, oh he's definitely on reddit

This guy's a prime diddler. Fuck you, Matt Murphy. Anyways, oh, he's definitely on Reddit. Oh, and he called me a racist again in an argument. The argument had nothing to do with race. I was like, dude, you're the guy who called me a racist. And he goes, when did I do that? And I was like, in Hiller's comment section, he goes, well, you are racist, LOL.

And now he goes, so you have no argument, so you make fun of me. Yeah, that's exactly what you did, you stupid idiot. I think there was an argument built into that pretty deep, actually. Yeah, it was sprinkled with insults amongst the arguments. There's a lot of insults but he couldn't see through them because they were so to the point. Is Matthew vaccinated? 100% he got, I'm sure he got his entire congregation vaccinated. Mandatory to go to church, mandatory to actually view his sermons on Zoom was getting vaccinated. It's called Zoom. You can't communicate with God unless you get vaccinated.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, no praying unless you're triple boosted. Is that the 11th commandment? Yeah. And the 12th commandment for this guy is if you're a little boy, show him your wiener. Damn. Who wants the 500 bucks?

Positively Fitness has given away 500 bucks. We have no judgment. Well, we have judgment, but we have no judgment. You can, well, we have judgment, but we have no discrimination. You can be vaccinated or unvaccinated. And no one who's vaccinated actually has ever beat Taylor. Hey, let's do this. Matt, what's this guy's name?

Matt Murphy, dude, call into the show and we'll argue. And we'll give you 500 bucks if you can win an argument. Matthew's vaccinated, but it was for fun. Matthew's the shit. Oh my. Matthew swiped out the vaccine for some speedball. Oh, shit. Hey, that guy's a subscriber to your channel, right, Sevan?

Is that what that little circle means? I hope so. That's crazy. Because his entire comment was like, I hate these guys. I can't stand them. They're all right wing neo-Nazi racists. Yet he still follows me and still subscribes to seven podcast. Are you don't use them? Matthew I appreciate your

Interested I'm very interested in the open dialogue. It's very nice to have you. Please continue to be a subscriber I will have I will have someone suck your dick if you continue to pay the 20 bucks a month, dude I had a I had I had lactic acid. How long do you have to be a subscriber for that? I do one month. Free for every new subscriber. Low job for everybody. Who doesn't like a blow job? This is all my Bryson.

This is the thing he goes, I love seven, but in that, in that comment section, you lumped the entire group together and you said, you're all racist. You're all idiots. Do you not remember any of that dude? Hey, I guess my, I know I'm not, but it's crazy. It is, it is pretty crazy that, um, that openly Joe Biden did nominate that Supreme Court justice. He chose her because she was black and she's a woman. And that is the, that is the bedrock, the foundation of what racism is.

And he chose Kamala Harris because she was a woman. And so those are like, he straight up admits Kamala Harris is a DEI hire. Our vice president of the United States is a DEI hire. And one of our Supreme Court justices is a DEI hire. Our vice president of the United States is a DEI hire. And one of our Supreme Court justices is a DEI hire. That shit is crazy. I did call him he goes Taylor called me a commie. I called him a commie shitbag or something like that. It was really it was like his is like his angry as a communist statement. I was like, you fucking dipshit commie. Something like that. I can see you in a courtroom Taylor. It's like he called me a commie It's like damn right. I called you a commie. It's like you weren't supposed to Shut up. No, no, he's a fucking commie dude. He's a fucking he's a fucking red-ass commie, dude

Soviet era Taylor I felt racist across fit I Fell down a rabbit hole yesterday when I was on the flight from Boston. Yeah. And at the beginning of the pandemic, there were 1,600,000 black owned businesses in the United States. Yeah, that's good. 1,600,000.

Hold on. 1,600,000 black businesses, 25% of them, over 400,000 were shut down during the pandemic. Can I interrupt you for a second? Yeah, please go ahead. Listen, listen, Matt Murphy, where's this fucking cop? This isn't soft. Do you know what's soft? You're 50% body fat, you fucking idiot! Jesus!

Can you imagine Taylor being arrested and his lawyer saying like, just answer no comment. I fucking did it! Hey, when I got arrested when I was 16, I incriminated myself. I cried. You cried. I cried. It was like, I did it. I'm sorry. I was like shit face. I totaled a car going like 110. I was blackout drunk. It was right next to my house. I walked home. As soon as I was walking through the basement door, the cops were knocking on my front door. And my mom's like, she answers the

back door. She's like, the cops are out front. Go put some mouthwash in. Change your fucking clothes. Like I was, you know, just looked like, I was like, shit. So I'm sitting on the couch. I'm like, have you had anything to drink? And I'm like, So I'm sitting on the couch from like, have you had anything to drink? And I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry. I was just a little drunk. I only had a few beers. I want to do a FOIA request to get that cop camera footage.

The body cam footage of that must have been insane. Hey, what would they do it in the house, bro? Uh, my mom fucking let them in. It was like two AM. I know. Hey, dude, I know. Why let them in, never fucking talk to him. Tell him to get the fuck out of here.

And unless you have evidence and you're here with a warrant, get the fuck out. The evidence was my car was over. It doesn't matter. I don't know. I'm just saying, I was like, I was 16, Matt. You can call Mrs. Self and tell him, blame my mom. Hey, I'm telling the other people. All right, dude

You know what? They also tried to get my mom to press charges on me mom was like I'm definitely not pressing charges on my own son From was killing himself you fucking idiots My pad no fuck cops. No one's gonna win the $500 today from positively fitness You only have a few minutes left to call in by the way The rest of us will be going about our day and living the best our best life, but one of us won't and his name is Pedro white For some reason the tear group has confused him as Peter white which is fucking disgusting and racist speaking of racist They won't even use his Hispanic name

Pedro will be on you have to good luck finding this stream You have to go to watch water Palooza You have to type in these words called loud and live and then you will find the stream. What time do you go live Pedro? Six seven or two. Yes, a 6 p.m. Somewhere on there Yeah, whatever you said. Hey, why don't they call you Pedro that really pisses me off? You know, what's really funny is that absolutely everybody calls me that. Like everybody I met yesterday. Like Chandler Smith, I think, was the only person to call me Peter. Oh, do you think there's something behind that?

Racist. Chandler Smith is just crazy respectful. Like he would think it would deny me. But they were like, they asked everybody, what do you want on the screen when you're on the screen? And they never asked me. And then I saw I just like, I obviously immediately watched back to read the live chat when I was on the screen. And I saw like Peter White. I was like, fuck, I should have said to somebody to just put up like something else. Just age are no last name. Well, I've honestly spent my entire life hating my first name So then when it happened to be changed, I was like, wow, this is for Judas What we called you pepe or like fucking pd

pd but if Look at this. We have we have advice from an actual real life police officer uh, you never admit that and if you have you, and if you have, and if you have you driving for sure, say you just pounded liquor once you got home after you crash. This is all great advice, but this was like 13 years ago and I don't drink anymore, so thanks.

I crashed my car, I was so mad I got wasted at home. I crashed my car and I was so mad I got wasted at home. Sorry, I want to make a thing out of this. So if people after any of the shows that happen, just comment afterwards or during the live chat, wow, this guy's really going to do this job. And then they might not realize that I've asked people to do that. And then they might say, hey, do you want to come back to Miami and do it again? Wow, that is good. Yes, please.

In the comments, love on Pedro. Love them. Yeah, love. Love on Pedro. Well, hey, I also just say broadcasting is a lot more fucking boring than I thought it would be. So we got here yesterday. They were like, hey, you need to be there at 10 a.m. And I was like, we're not on to the fucking 6 p.m.

They're like, yeah, we have a meeting at 10 a.m. So the meeting was pushed back from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. So have a meeting at 10 AM. So the meeting was pushed back from 10 AM to 1 PM. So we just had hours of sitting around. And then it was pushed back from 1 PM to 4 PM. We had more hours of sitting around. And then right before, so it was supposed to be like, OK, you're going to talk for two minutes, then there's a video. Then you're going to talk for two minutes, then it's a video.

I was like, OK, cool. And then right before we went on, like by 15 seconds before we went on, they go, hey, we're not doing the video. So you just got to go straight through for eight minutes. And I was like, oh, fuck, that's pretty to go straight through for eight minutes, and I was like oh Fuck that's pretty different from what we just talked about So I was like looked at the three people that were beside me And I was like cool my mind just got totally blank and I can't think of anything to say to anybody

That sounds like a threesome. I once had you're gonna work for two minutes talk for two minutes work for two minutes Or you would have two minutes watch for two minutes. Or you work for two minutes, watch for two minutes, leave. Yeah, feel the mass of it. That's typically what it's like. See yourself out. Pedro, did they put makeup on you? No, no, I looked terrible. I started asking O'Keefe a question at one point,

talk for honestly about 90 seconds, and then halfway through the question, change the question I was asked a different question because I was like that's kind of a stupid question as I was hearing myself Damn, you think I'll keep several queefed. I Think you need a vagina to queef. Yeah exactly Pedro I thought you did an amazing job. By the way, I watched the the final interview when you were with the Lauren girl and yeah, I was good on that one. I like that one. Yeah. And Mr. Lohan, you were fantastic.

You're absolutely fantastic. You know what? You know what I think of when we talk about how respectful Chandler Smith is, and I know a Chandler, it's not a facade at all. He really is that way. But when people are that overly respectful, I think that they're thinking things that they won't say. And it makes me not trust them more. Do you know what I mean? Like they're like, Hello, ma'am. And really, they're thinking God, I'd like to just ass pound you. Yeah, like just, hey, maybe don't say exactly what you're thinking, but be a little more transparent in your mannerisms. And how are you doing today, miss translated to God, I'd love to motorboat you. Yeah, exactly.

There was email. We sent emails to the people that were supposed to be coming on, you know, like, hey, you know, we thought you'd be good for this. Would you like to do it? And like, like, I think James Bragg is doing one and like few others, they were emailing back on, yeah, sure, no problem. I'm around this time. This time. We're like, no, I can't do it.

I've got this thing. I can't do it. Whatever. Channer Smith's email was like, honestly penned by Shakespeare. It was so proper and so really well structured. I was like, man, he is such a respectful guy. I think he actually signed off his email very respectfully, Chandler Smith. I was like, he's really respectful. Chad GPT wrote that for him.

That workout was actually way more painful than I thought it would be. You did great. Hey, Hey, I have a very honest question for me. How did my 20th muscle up look? Uh, better than all of Matthew's. Really? I felt like I, I'm going to be completely honest.

I felt like I did not lock out and Bryson was like 20 and I was like, Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. He wants to keep his job. Yeah. the and Bryson was like twenty and I was like, oh really? Okay. Yeah, he wants to keep his job. Yeah, that means that Matthew beat you right. 500 bucks and you never finished. Hey, supposedly you didn't finish

the last bench press last week if you go through the comments. Yeah, they said you did 20. You did one. You only did 20 instead of 21 or something. So, I don't know. You only did 20 instead of 21 or something. So I don't know. He also did all the work. This is adding in. Who cares? I had to do you bring both your, do you bring both your dogs on the show this week because of positively fit

adventures.com. Oh shit. We got a dog. Hey, what do they do? Eddie, this is Bryson's dog. Eddie look. He's like, fuck. By the way, it's a Weimer doodle. It's like what is that a labradoodle or something it's a by the way it's a wymer doodle it's like a wymeriner oh really the mental health of all dogs in the united states is suffering now with all of the uh haitians trying to catch them and is that what positively actually is what is this uh dog mental health facility what do they do they build fences around dogs in haiti Then they pet them.

They walk, they walk dogs on leashes around Haitians and taught them can't have it. Hey, they brought out a product that makes dogs look unappetizing. Hey, I'm going to start, I'm going to start a dog walking company and also just open carry like an AR through Springfield, Ohio and be like, Hey guys, if you want six of these dogs, you've got to come through these 30 AR-15 bullets. I definitely think you should do that. That would be visually appealing. That'd be a crazy, like, you know how they do those like YouTube interviews of like homeless people

and they're like crazy? That would be like, Sevan, like your first video series when you were in college, like you like filming crazy shit. That would be a crazy thing to film. Hey, have you ever seen that? How fast would he get labeled white supremacist like the news immediately you're just protecting your dogs bro the new written house have you have you seen of these drone videos that fly over homeless people oh dude i love those and they're like yeah swinging their undies around hey who like, yeah, swinging around these around. Hey, Pedro, who won between Hopper and Hooper in the in the most retarded in

the most retarded retard debate. They both got off. It was they're both winners. Wow. I'm a Canadian retard. I'm a redneck retard. I wonder how that's crazy, dude. What did they title the show? What oh here we go Positively fitness. I'm basically just trying to flex my badass dog. Well, it's good. Your dog is badass Hey, so they did a 20 cal They were supposed to do 20 cal assault bike test who could do 20 cows faster. Do you know who won Pedro?

No, I mean like surely the the bike early and be offended for somebody else that so he didn't finish. Oh, true. Guys, guys, guys, this Justin John Young one actually. We knew it. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. John Young was getting a lot of attention to that comment section. Was he really? Was he?

Yeah. Was it bad? No good attention. Nice. Wow. All right. Show's over. Wow. Really? One fucking caller, you pussies. right. Show's over. Wow.

Really? One fucking collar, you pussies? Yeah. Everyone's scared. They see muscle. Hey, put muscle ups in every week. No one's ever going to beat you. Yeah.

You crushed that one. I'll put muscle ups in every week. See you guys. Until you get defeated. Wow. Look, I'm so tired. I've got a hit or I. Is that what it is?

Yeah. I'm pretty tired most of the time. Hey, are you coming to crash, Peter? Yeah. Sick. Wow. You're bringing me from the airport, I hope. What day, what day, what day, what day?

You need to stay in the Americas, dude. You can't go home. Yeah, I got you. Nice man. Hey, I got a new car too. I got a new car. I drive way better. Oh.

Wow. I came with instructions. Cool. Yeah. This manual. Look at Sevan's grinning. He's like, he doesn't drive fucking better. Oh Look at someone's grinning. He's like he doesn't drive fucking better. I was with him No, you're a Right. I

Almost missed the driveway to our Airbnb every single time we were in the car But you are the wrong side of the rot Taylor. So you win like it's fine. Hey, Pedro picked up from the hotel at the games. And I'm like, Hey, are you accustomed to driving on this side of the road? He goes, no problem. Literally five seconds later, we're head going head on. Holy shit. I was like, all right. You're done.

I asked you at GPT, what kind of a lesbian drives and the Subaru Outback came up. Well guess what I drive a Crosstrek pussy. Damn it. I ran across a real. I'm buying a Subaru. Yeah brand new. 2024 is the Consumer Reports. No dude it's, hey it's the Consumer Reports best car 2024.

Oh wait you're giving me the right answer. I don't get paid to say that. I don't get paid to say anything.. I don't get paid to say that. I don't get paid to say anything. The freaking car reviewers get paid to say that. Consumer Reports might take money. It would really just... Who looks at Consumer Reports? Don't they always say, don't they give every car

an award of some kind so that every car brand can say, best car is like 2024 car of the year, and they're always advertising that website. Not Consumer Reports, It's actually a why didn't you buy American you fucking cuck it was made in Indiana you fucking idiot. All right. And you drive a Honda and a Toyota. I do not drive a Honda. I drive a Honda. Drive it sorry you drive a Toyota van. Sorry, same thing. I do. I'll

buy American next time. I promise. No, I won't. Like Chevrolet or something. Ford is a man I do. I'll buy American next time. I promise. No, I won't. What is American like Chevrolet or something? Ford is American. I do. My dream car is a Chevrolet 2500 HD. Real lesbians drive pickup trucks. I believe that. That's right. That's classic red Ferrari SA. Hell yeah, brotherette. I only fuck lesbians that drive pickup trucks. I go real. Oh, I also saw a Tesla truck for the first time yesterday. And I you know the way when you see something that like looks

unusual, I was like, I need to touch it to see what it feels like even though I knew it was metal. I touched it all the lights came on. I was like, I'm not doing that again. I drive away for the car. I drive a 100% white dude for Kamala car. Except for the fact that it's bright red. That's pretty Republican. What is this? Lone Ranger podcast 1036.

Pat talks about strategy, which included him talking about making Guiantia lift heavy, even though he knew they were tired. Who's Pat? He's sure. Sure. Hey, that's the guy. That's the guy who perfected CrossFit, right?

Sure. That's him. Yes. Oh, dude, I wish Greg would have bent him over and spread them wide. I was really disappointed in Greg's, you know, he's the night before when we were at dinner. He did that. And we I must I should I should have just sprung it on him

He knew that I was gonna play the video. I asked him ahead of time, but the night before when I showed it to him It was great. I got it. I got it. Yeah, his response was so nice on the show I was like damn Greg it'd be a dick for for me, please But I did like I did like what he said It's easier being nice when you have 200 million dollars in your back pocket. That's true. I Wouldn't know but I imagine. I feel like it'd be meaner. And at the current rate the stock market's going it might be 400 million. Crazy. That means four more bucks in my pocket. Alright I gotta go train. Love you Taylor. Bye Taylor. Sentinel training everyone if you want to get as fit as Taylor self.

We only get half as fit. No one can be as fit as him. But it's not a world. Train Tyler Watkins. He won app star. If it wasn't for him, John Young would be nobody. Tyler's the only one who laughs at his shit. Made John Young a star.

You want to have doing shit this week for a while. Yeah, we got like a couple hundred people play me Two tickets to Miami flights hotel entry to the event Pedro I do have one controversial question to ask you. Oh no, I heard that the women's rx division At water Palooza only had three signups. Is that true? That's the gauntlet. What, what? I don't know what that means.

The RX competition is like, you, uh, do qualifiers, you pay entry, you go, you do it. The gauntlet is like sort of like a community workout is in, if you're a spectating at the event, you can just go and it's an hour long slot to do. Um, but yeah, in Miami way more people sign up in Miami. Historically, I'm not many people signed up for this, but it's not as bad as it sounds. You're saying

that no, no, it's not. It's not the proper competition. It's like it's like a day long running workout thing. This shit locked down. No, dude, is that the heat? Well, I can't first events are the ones that are over are who wins. this is a lot of this **** haven't happened yet aren't.

You can probably open that one back up because it's too, too. If you would like to meet the fittest woman in the world who does not give head, you can go to Paper Street Coffee, Nashville location. I heard she's in the coffee shop a lot there. Not a lot of people will get a chance to meet her. No one's getting head from her, but at least you could meet her.

Thanks for joining us. Well, bye.