The Sevan Podcast - KT #22 | Let's See What You Got

Episode Date: October 6, 2024

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Where's everybody? Well who gives a flying? I think I got to go two or three minutes without swearing So I don't jack up the algo. Who gives a flying fuck who's here? All that matters is Taylor is here and the $500 is being put up by Dane Donaldson. Dane was on the show the other day. Great guy.

Family man. He is a state farm insurance guy out of Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, four four zero two six eight Oh 600. Why would you want to deal with anyone else besides a cross fitter ever? Plumber cross fitter, real estate agent cross fitter, Dennis cross fitter. Get your insurance from Dane Donaldson. Listen to the show, been on the show, featured on the show. It was a great podcast, great man, doing great things.

And Jake Chapman's here. Send him a fucking link. Hopefully we'll be joined with by Caleb Beaver soon. So we have someone running the clock. Tyler Watkins is in the motherfucking house. Am I glitchy? Never. I would never say that about you.

I love you Good. I'll be doing a show with Tyler later on this week JR Tyler Tyler and I will be replacing Taylor self on shut up and scribble this week. We'll be sitting in for Taylor. We'll be on with JR Hunter McIntyre shall be here shortly If you guys don't know what the workout is today, it doesn't matter. You can't be Taylor anyway. 30 rope climbs for time.

Weak 22 of kill Taylor. Look at that. We'll brandstead or even got the sponsor down at the bottom. Is that always like that? What a boss move. Dane Donaldson. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. No one's going to win it this week. So that's a good so that's a good. That's a goodie. Feel free to call in here. Why don't I put the phone number up? 928-583-3903.

Actually scratch that. Do not call. I feel like I say that every week, but. Do not call. Only send a text message. And Taylor's gone. He was glitchy. It's just me and Taylor. I

Don't know if these rope climbs are Andy handle owner of CrossFit Charlotte. I Don't oh shit. Oh shit. Look at this special guest Matt Sousa He's not even supposed to be here fucking doing doing the Lord's work. Let me let me see Rope climbs. They're not even legless any person could do this. I could do this doing the Lord's work. Let me see. Let me see. Rope climbs, they're not even legless. Any person could do this. I could do this. No excuse. No excuse not to jump in. 30 rope climbs. Taylor's self unbeatable.

Tyler was here for a minute. He's gone. Suze is here. I thought you weren't going to be here. I thought you were at a wedding or something. That was last night. We drove up and back in the same day Ladies and gentlemen fresh off the set of the new movie the three bears Goldilocks there she is Oh shit for anyone who says I hate trannies

I've told you I don't I'd hold that man's dick at the UGA's yeah fucking brought it it some people call him the hard pony some called people call him the fast pony some people call him the smoke show dude I was watching you while being part of the live almost just had a seizure good what are you guys doing, dude? Listen, so here it is, Hunter. Look at that. Hard-near friend and your man crush, Taylor Self. Holy shit, it's the lesbian bulk pony.

Okay, you guys ready? This is a charity for plumbers, all right? Why don't you type it down a little bit, all right? You gotta understand, I'm assuming this guy lives near North Carolina where most poor plumbers live and he needs some help. So bring that attitude up a little bit. It'd be a little bit more chipper. Caesar, get ready.

Doing charity work for the Dine Fitness program called CrossFit Hunter McIntyre, ladies and gentlemen. That's right. Let's save this community. All right. Let's get these guys some hair transplants. Man. You ready, Suza?

Amazing. I'm ready. And we're off. All right. Yeah, he's a amazing. I'm ready and we're off Well add a second to the oh no, no that was a warm-up sorry Was that oh, no, he's going he's gone. This is it. All right There we go. Look at his coach Andy handle 30 rope climbs for time if you can beat this you can win 300 bucks. It looks like is that a 15 foot rope?

Yeah Is he already quitting dude? This guy's getting lazy Is this number three or four? I think that's the fourth. Yeah If I did this workout I would set a record for the fastest you've ever disconnected from a contestant as for the workout You would have no time with me As for the workout you would have to time you with the calendar fair enough. Thank you, Daniel All right, is this charity money going to you or to these poor guys with a bald head? All you have to do someone's gonna so someone's gonna eventually text me and they'll think they can beat them And then all we do is talk shit to them the entire time if someone beats his his time, that's seven, I think. They get 500 bucks. We don't get shit.

Do we visually watch them or do we just hackle them? Because I got to get some understandings of the rules here. Both. They'll be doing it just like this. Okay. Oh, let's see when he gets to 10 so we have a time. He's already out of wind, dude. Look at him. He's huffing and puffing. This is an easy win for anybody who weighs. I've always had this rule. If you weigh as much as a squirrel, it ain't hard to climb a tree.

Let's get some skinny boys in here. Good point. Let's get some skinny boys in here, dude. I mean, this guy's huffing. Is that nine? I think that's ten. Colton Merton would die during this workout. It would take him about six times as long to get up the rope.

He's like a rock. He's built like just a he's built like spongebob squarepants 134 were at 10 we were at 10 this guy's built like Patrick star. He's got stumpy legs stumpy arms. He's got no neck He is Patrick star His Tyler walk and trying to get on the show, but just can't That sucks, dude. Sorry. His Internet sucks. You must be sucking down all the bandwidth.

Oh, there you are. There there is area area. I'll meet Hunter Hunter me, Tyler. What's up, dude? What's with all these fucking bald guys? It's part of the it's our signature. You guys just cross fitted so hard you lost all your hair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Who wants to do some thrusters and go bald with me boys. I Think that was 13 you think that okay, I thought he was like on 17 But there's no way he can hear us. Tyler, we fucked your job up this week. I think he was at $24. I already have it $1.30. I was watching on the back end. Oh, you're a moron. You did this in $1.30?

The first $10 were in $1.30. Yeah. Yeah, but the first $10 compared to the last $10 is probably like a 50% increase in time. I don't know. I know. He's pacing it out, right?

I mean, that's obviously what he's doing, right? Yeah. Dude, when I was at the game in 2019, you gotta drop this. Yeah, tell us. The sketchiest thing was the fucking rope climbs. I mean, I only did two workouts, but those fucking rope climbs, I mean, it happened to me, we had to leave our feet in the air and we had to do legless rope climbs. I mean, it happened to me, we had to leave our feet in the air and we had to do legless rope climbs. The legs make a huge difference, but damn dude, like

when you get up just to that last two or three pulls, that's the most crippling thing. Like whether you're going to hold on for dear life or come down. Yeah. Especially, I mean, he's lucky that he's got his feet there, but it's those last like last inches of the pole that fucking get you. Like this one right here. That's what kills you, that last pole. I bet that's 20. Is that 20 of them?

I think. It's about. Well, good thing you didn't have to work that much harder there, Hunter. Dude, ginger people sweat strawberry lemonade? Yes. That's what I assumed look the way Andy sits He would get if we were show feminists, we would really yell at him for that I don't think you're allowed to sit like that

Planing with his legs open that way. Yeah, it's blend and spreading man's Rope a little bit higher boy Taylor. You're fucking this up You think anyone's gonna beat him this week for he's got four left Sloppy that's gonna cost him to win right there that chalk He didn't need it That's gonna cost him the win right there, that chalk. He didn't move. He didn't need it. Who uses chalk in a rope? That's kinda creepy. What a pro.

Two left, how many do you have left? I'm gonna tell you guys an appropriate story. I used baby powder on my butt cheeks the other day. Yes, why? I haven't used it for 34 years, ever since I was an adult. And because I was so chafed down there. I was so chafed. So I'm thinking you know baby powder might be it guys. Let's knock these Chah companies out bring in an adult high uh high caliber fitness baby powder. When's it over when his

feet touches the ground or when he touches the black? It's gotta be black. 512. That's 512. Yeah 513. 51212 I'm good with that Savon you should start your own baby powder company. You already got the tooth powder. That's good point What are the chemicals you use to clean teeth like dawn soap powder for yes. Yes powdered dots Don't sell the toothy and I what I basically do is I just I fast for three days then all I then all I eat is sand for three days and Then and then I jerk off into these bottles one at a time and that's gonna tooth you It's like one of those watermelon fasts that you see all these people doing on the internet yours is just a little bit more Hardcore like what do you call that guy?

Stop running Oh Gaga guys Let's say the black guy, I just can't stop running. Oh, Goggin. Yeah, David Goggins. Black guys. Black guys, I can't stop. Who's that fan? Who's the fan base? My redneck. What's up? What was the goal?

What was the goal for the time, Taylor? Under 6. OK, so you got 512. So you're happy. Yeah. We already got some links set out for some challengers who think that they got a shot to get the five hungy. Yeah.

Maybe two guys, two or three. Justin Weber says five 16 on their clock. Did your clock say five 16? Do you know? Andy said five 15. Okay. 515. Okay. All right. Thank you. Keeping the show honest. I'm texting a special guest right now. There's no way that Andy can see that far away though. Hey, what was up with today? Why are we where's Bryson? He's competing in Utah

Hold on a second. He said how you turn it off and he's gonna be like, oh you don't You leave Dude he's 60 he does not use electronic John Young's gonna lose so much money this weekend Dude, he's 60. He does not use electronic. John Young's going to lose so much money this weekend. Fuck. He put money on the... Taylor? He put money on the Mizzou game.

He fucked up. What's the Mizzou game? It's Missouri. Jake Chapman, I still can't believe Danny Spiegel's on the show. That's actually... Well, I don't want to tell him. Never mind. Yeah, it's really cool of her to come on. He's not that cute. What's

that? Why do you have a wig? Well, I was just trying to support our ball friend and I was hoping that the money that we are going to earn today would go towards him getting hair plugs and Turkey. Gotcha. Understood. He misunderstood

the assignment. He didn't know what he was showing up for. I don't really know. He just kept on texting me. I did just text Jacob Heppner. That would be my only person that I think that I can text on my phone right now that could beat him. I think he lives in his barn. Oh, yeah. That's a good call. But Jacob Heppner won't come on a show that says the F word, I don't think. Shoot.

I mean, you spend a lot of time around me and I've got a terrible... Who is this?...terrible coach. Oh, what? Brandon Fabri... He gone. Oh, so is Taylor. Taylor's gone. Everybody's sleeping.

I don't see y'all. Hi, guys. Welcome to the show. Brandon Fabri, you were on the show for a second. Let's put Goldilocks dead center. There he is. Hi, guys. Welcome to the show. Brandon Fabry, you were on the show for a second. Let's put Goldilocks dead center. There he is. Yeah. Please. Hey, sorry. I'm just trying to text people. Don Pate, uh, Hunter looks looking submissive and breedable. No wig deal, guys. Did that pull over come with the wig?

Uh, this right here? Yeah. This, the gold chain. the You know what's funny is uh is is this shirt is a is a size too large for me. It's a noble That's a noble shirt for sure. I look like gumby. It's just a troll you guys. You have no chance. Are you climbing on that white rope? Huh? Are you climbing on the white rope? What's the race have to do with it Taylor? A nylon? Oh it's fucked. Is that an unfair advantage Taylor? It's an unfair disadvantage. What's wrong with white ropes? They're limp. What was the time? They're not diverse. That's a I'm going to say there's no 95 okay, you see the proper safety precautions Yeah, oh, yeah, all right

Hey, by the way for anybody that's gonna look at me and go hey, that's not 15 feet the shade sale sales blocking Oh, just so happens Okay guys guys cheating system, so why don't we watch on the side where we can see you touch the beam over there, okay? Don't treat your girlfriend like that. That's fucked up. Not his girlfriend, his brother. Okay, just chill. Who's got a bigger dick out of the two of you? Neither of us can see it, so. You know, you guys know. The brothers know who's got the biggest one. Can you turn your phone

sideways I'm sorry they're both small I'm gonna get a stopwatch on this I heard you say I heard you say you needed a skinny guy to come up in here and and try and be Taylor that's what I'm doing Andy said it looks like 12 I don't know dude I think I think skinny dude yeah you look like Gumby I know he's got some wings on him. Look at those lats. You're skinny. Holy crap.

Turns out all he does is rope climbs for workouts. Over to the right. Yeah, you're good. Alright, if the rope climbs had been 12 feet, would you have made it past the cut? I haven't done a single rope climb yet, so I think I'm just going to go. Hey, Brandon, how tall are you? What'd you say? How tall are you? Uh, 6'2".

So 6'1". 5'8". Is that it? Have we started? Have we started? No, he hasn't started. He's warming up. Oh, what? He just wants to make sure you guys know. Oh boy, that one doesn't count then, huh? the Yeah, that's the total life the ladder but his ladders Hunter what do you think?

I'm pegging this guy for a 630. You cut do you know the stream if he doesn't break 512? Yeah, yeah, we've got it cut him if he doesn't make 10 and one third doing stupid shit. We cut him. I like this. Alright, countdown brother. Nine. You ready? Five, two, three, two, one. That rope's gonna start getting wet from it dragging all over his fucking... Oh, he's already fucking up. There's no way he sweats, dude.

Oh, he's got a totally different strategy than Taylor. He's just fucking touch and go Yeah, that's not gonna last Yeah, I'll just hold his breath for three minutes. I don't know he's looking a little sticky That's three yeah, that's three this is four here no way that was too long I Don't know man. He's on pay or 30 seconds Maybe he's just a genius and we can't talk Very likely I think he might be like Kind of like that movie where the

He's kind of wicked smart. The cleaner guy. Yeah. Matt Damon, maybe he's a Matt Damon. Hmm. Head's too small. Is it seven and 54 seconds. He's going to get eight in a minute. Hey, one 30 Taylor was at 10, one 30 Taylor was at 10. Not good for this guy.

He's going to slow down too much. I mean, he hasn't switched his pay. 130 Taylor was at 10 not good for this guy. He's gonna slow down too much. I Mean he hasn't switched his pay pocket toast Come on, dude Alright, so far this The show in general. Yeah, we're all in all the time. Oh really? Oh, yeah I thought you're like undisputed we double the money every week week, Hunter. If no one wins, the money goes up by 500.

I'm an undisputed asshole. There you go. Oh, he's fucked. Is that Dan? He's at 12 at 138. This is 13 here. Ah, he's getting a little sticky on that second pull. Come on, dude. Get your shit together. You're relying on that hype too much. the- he's getting a little

the house. Okay. How'd you do? Uh, this weekend today, unless I get beat, then I don't not worried about this workout. Oh, uh, oh, uh, the old triple pull. Yeah. We're slowing down his last 10. Take your time. Probably need a little more chalk there. I don't know if that's not coming here and just like mop the floor up. One guy did

Colton's not calling in today fucking sponge ball can't remember oh, yeah, this is his 19th sponge buff I'm a dude. He's if he does five If he does a round of six right now and a five. He's getting much slower. There you go. This is this will be his twentieth. There we go. Twenty that's what he said. Ten more so much. Shit. God dang it. The barrel of the rest and he

did the first ten and like 130 so if you can do him as fast as the first 10 he's good he won it Out cut him baby that was He's made him fall right there. He's still like ahead of base. 22. No way, dude. He's got to do 8. No, he's got to do 5. Unless he's just does his freak mode. No.

I don't think that you don't get a second one on 30 robocons for time. 23. Come on. He's got to make it 15. This ain't like a 10k. What does he got? If he does 6 right now, he's good.

What does he have? 7 left? Think so. You fuck. Oh, oh. He's good. Does he have seven left? I think so 24 no, I don't know buddy minute one minute. Come on for once just do it Oh, my God. I'm taking that cretin. He's not going sub 530. He's not going to be sub 530. Look at him.

Oh, yeah. Hands on the knees. No. Dude, I'd cut him. Gotta hang up on this douche. Uh-oh. This douche. Six.

He's got four more. Uh-oh. Yeah, that was making a lot of trouble. He's going to shit himself right here. He's making the last minute go. Look, even Andy's on the edge of his seat. Oh Yeah Yeah, no you're not gonna fail a rope climb tell that to me yeah Missed it the game. I'm not sure. I'm like high rocks it sucks really I paid for these gamer headphones and their quality John Young sent him his head Wow that's actually not bad semi-final athlete? Huh? What's your best movement?

Rope climbs? Laying on the floor? You don't have a best movement? Shut up. Be honest. What's your best movement? Rowing. Chalking. Okay. Hey, what's your brother's name? Colin. Colin, is he good at rope climbs? Yeah, he's alright. Yeah, okay. Cuz it's scaring the shit out of me. If it was legless, he might have beat Taylor, obviously.

Oh, no way. He's a fucking way. Alright. Alright, Brandon. Time. Five fifteen. 17 seconds off. You were probably five reps ahead at one point, Brandon. Taylor, if you were going to scare the 2k, what could you do it in? Oh my God. I don't know. I could probably, I could, you wasn't asking you shut up Brandon. Um, I would probably try to hold a 139 or 138. Nothing crazy. All right. So like, and my row is probably like a 630. All right, Brandon, thank you for calling. I'm glad we got the gay DI quota.

Man. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, what is this? This is the guy that's going to fuck you up, dude! This guy looks like he comes from Yugoslavia, you guys are fucked! We're doing this in the warm up area of a comm. Sam, is this a Ukrainian refugee? Where's this guy from? No, he's from Canada. This guy looks, holy shit, this It's got a little gymnast freak Wow

You guys are in a chromosome what does get down syndrome is your This is the mongoloid we've been waiting for looks like if Roman stop taking steroids Give me a countdown. All right. From CrossFit Krypton home of Ben Smith. Hold on. Let me get a timer on this guy. Are we supposed to count him down or what's happening? Yeah, we're counting him down. So just gonna go. Count for him. Count for him. Somebody. Are we we doing a five just tell them tell the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the-

the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- Wow. Wow. This is going to be either incredible or the explosion of all explosions. Wow. Does he just, Oh, he went touching go for real. Dude. He's been doing touching. Is this six? Yep. That's six. He's got to touch. There we go. Oh my God. What is this guy doing? He's going to burn out 10. They feel he looks like he weighs 130 pounds. This is rep 8. Yeah. Oh Oh, hey, he's got to touch the beam clearly Sam Let's go thing see if this freak can do it. Yeah, it's pretty close Is this time I know Number 10. Yep. So he's right on pace with Taylor right now.

One fifteen is ahead. He's way. Yeah, he's about 15 seconds ahead. Oh, you were one thirty four. Yep. That's eleven. Yeah, he'll be ahead till he's real not. Oh, oh, oh, right now. Oh, something's happened to him. What happened to him?

He went full retargeting. I think he's glitching That 11. Yep. I thought that was was that 11. I thought that was 12. He's gonna get rabdo, dude This is like a creature from fucking Lord of the Rings doing it. Oh, wow. Big time. What's he at? Wait, is is I'm here. I'm here. Oh, Hunter, you're muted. Jesus, unmute yourself. We can't do it. I know what the time is, Sam.

How many rope climbs? Come on, Maguire. Come on, dude. One at a time, dog. You gotta use your legs. Wait, he's on number 14, so this is his 14? You gotta use just fucking legs. Come on.

Or anything other than your biceps. I pegged him for 440. How many was that? How many was that? 15? I think he's 15. I think that was 15. Stay with him. Sam, how many was that how many was that 15 I think he's fit Sam how many is he at let's hear let's listen person behind it where are you where is he he's off base now he's your face brother way off base yeah he's fucked yeah I think that's 17 quick choice if

this guy had literally just done one every 10 seconds he probably could have beaten yeah he doesn't know hey dude, dude, this dude for sure. His mom was like smoking during pregnancy or drinking Don't make jokes about that. That's mean How many is he at Brayden where's yeah 17 He's got it. No he doesn't. He's got 13 to go. Legs, legs. Come on. Yes. It's in the bag. Where the fuck is Hunter? Quick break, breathe.

Yeah quick break. Quick is the breaks. I do this too, you know I really do. But it's my pet peeve when I hear other people doing it. Like Sam's like, quick break. You got this. Stay in the fight. When in reality, this guy is completely fucked. He's going to be so sore tomorrow.

He's got 12 to go. Oh, yeah, he's got 12 to go. And I do it, too. But then when I hear somebody else do it, I'm like, dude, stop cheering for this guy. He's done. Just tell him. Just tell him he's done. Come on, man, bro. Taylor's time is like 15. That was actually that guy screaming. the- the- the- the- the- the the- the- the- the- the- the

the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the- the Dean Donaldson if you are in the Ohio, Pennsylvania or Michigan area Four four zero two six zero zero Always support a clock today. I can't believe he's holding on as well as he is they were that I mean like he didn't completely explode. Yeah, I thought he would have started failing him after those. Come on, legs. Yeah, this is nothing that he couldn't pick. What legs?

Let's go. Sevan, do you follow Gateway Pundit on Instagram? Yeah. Dude, you got to go look at your latest news. Five, four, three, two, one. How many does he have left? Ten? the- yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this guy is done. So, yeah, Sam would do it but he would miscount and lose the last round. How many

is it? Let's go. You know what? This dude in the army or something. He's like the dude. His his arms are destroyed. He's one slip up away from falling from the top. How many more? Yes, he is. He's got like 10 to go. He's just kind of shitty of us. He even goes, holy shit.

Thank you for your service. He has like one minute to rib the thumb. At this point he should have just done three every minute on the minute. He looks like he had three rows of teeth when he smiled. And only four really long fingers. He had three rows of teeth when he smiled There's no come no thumbs bang Shelby out here getting harsh Yeah, I call Colton where yeah Colton this is a good week for you Hold just sitting in a fucking lounge right now petting his weenie dog. Oh finish it probably

Penn is when he's cash I'm crushing him next weekend CrossFit crash Taylor self versus Colton Mertens Friday Saturday Sunday will be streamed live here Commentators will be bill Grunler, John Young. We're going to have a download the Heat One app. Make your picks on who you think is going to win. That's right. Come on. Come on.

Wow. Hurting. I got a beating. Are you guys doing a Heat One app show? I know he should be booted. Yeah, we need to do one if you guys How many does he have two more? All right, give me I want to see this dude. I want this dude to come up to the camera. I want to see this fucking creature

He shredded he shredded Wow, no one else we literally don't cover the warm-up area at this comm what happened to um, ribunzel Is this dude competing hunter hunter one last one you'll be lucky to be under a 17 for the- the- the- the- the- the- right now. You gotta get out Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where he's at. Yes, sir. Wow. Wow. He's 23. I bet he's 23.

How old is he? I'll let him rest for a second. He looks like Saxon Panchik if he was addicted to Methamphetamine. Hey, at what point do we get participation bonuses? Because we're single-handedly keeping the show live here. I agree. I agree. If it wasn't for Krypton and Colton Mert's it showed me dead I agree for real though. I

line Hey, tell us about that dude, how old is he he's 22 he's from Canada he He just started coming to the gym because he was 101 coaching with Ben So he was one of his clients and he just started coming to some of the camps and now he's here for two months. Is he a military guy? No. Is he a restaurant?

Is he French Canadian or like normal Canadian? Shag Harbor Canadian. What does that mean? It's, I don't know, it's Canadian. Northeast of Maine. Oh, so he's a real hard fucker. He's not like a cowboy she's not like Calgary. Yeah he's used to the farms for sure. Samuel where are you from? Italy. Oh okay good all right. Sam gave me like five

CrossFit gyms to go to in Italy. Which ones did you go to? I went to CrossFit Iris. Okay. And that was I think in Florence. I went to which ones did you go to? I went to CrossFit Iris. Okay. CrossFit and that was I think in Florence. I went to CrossFit for Prati. Maybe I don't know. I went to CrossFit Prati. That was in Rome, I believe. Hey, was that the one Taylor in the we went downstairs? Oh, that was in Florence. I crossed with Prato. That's in Florida. Close to Florence. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. CrossFit. CrossFit Prati is that's in Florida, close to Florence, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, no, no, CrossFit Pradi's in Rome, then I went to that one too. Yeah, I went to that one and dude,

so I had to go number two. I flushed the toilet, everything went down, and I went for like a courtesy wipe, sometimes you got a couple extra wipes. Everything was good. Courtesy, who's the courtesy for? I went to flush it again and there was no water. So it was just like toilet paper, ugh, felt bad.

Oh my god. If you guys want to go to CrossFit Pratties website, buy a t-shirt or something, maybe Venmo them. Shout out. You left a shit in their bathroom? No, no, no, no, I flushed that. Oh, he's still there. Wow, he's dead. Bro, come on, take a walk, let's go take a walk.

Wow. Hey do you speak English? What are you? Wait. McGuire do you speak English? Come over here. What? Does he speak English?

Yeah yeah yeah he speaks English. Am I on this? Yeah you're on this. Wow oh you're definitely Canadian. Is my nose that big? Is my nose that big? No, I got your beak. He said, I got your beak. Let me speed this thing up. Hold on.

Your nose is shredded. Turn sideways, Maguire. We got to get the profile. We don't got to do this. He said, we don't got to do this. That was bad. We don't get to do this. Hey, you got to pay for that. He said, we don't get to do this. That was bad. I don't get to do this. Hey, McGuire, are you going to be sore from that?

Are your arms destroyed? Right now they are, but hopefully they'll be fine. Let me see your hands. Did you rip it? Yeah, I had a little rip on my finger. Oh, jeez. Are you competing today? No, no.

I was just watching. Would you change your strategy going back? Oh, 100% I would. What was my final time? the and I just blew up. I was at failure at 11 reps at a 30. Is that typical of you? What? Is that typical of you? Are you a big go out? No, never. I always pace it, but I got jacked up. I was empt up. Adrenaline.

Yeah, I probably over paced anything, but that's good. I'll probably test it again in a few weeks. Hey, why are you so lean like that? Why am I lean? Yeah, why are you so lean? I mean, look at you. You look like you're like three calories away from your neck disappearing. I don't know. I can't eat enough.

Yeah. Sorry. How much do you weigh? This A-p index is ridiculous. Look how long his arms are. What do you weigh? What is it? What do you weigh? Oh, what do you weigh?

I weigh like 170 on a good day. Oh, wow. How tall are you wearing? Oh, what do you wear? I'm wearing like 170 on a good day. Yeah. Oh well. How tall are you? 5'9". 5'5". Rock climber? Say that again? Are you a rock climber? No, hockey player. Ah, you kind of look like Alex Honnold if he was Lizzie McGuire

or like, you know, G.I. Jane. He was bugged. Alex Honnold if he was like bug Alex Honnell if you Maguire why did you um why did you do it did Samuel talk you into it? All right, well you gave us a good scare in the beginning. Oh, yeah, the first 10 reps, yeah. Just don't put it at the end. All right, dude. Thank you so much. Samuel, thank you. Tell everyone to Crypton. We love him, and thanks for carrying the show.

All right. Go eat something. See you. Bye. Later. Later. I guess the feedbacks are all his recruiting. That's what I said. Why am I getting paid for this? You didn't eat my baby. Oh, do that? They're hot. Your mics are hot. Your mics still hot. You're getting paid in screen time bro.

Say it again? Yeah. Exactly. No one would even know who you were Samuel if it wasn't for the show. Me and that dude way the same. He has an OnlyFans. Samuel does? Yeah, we're like an Instagram subscription. He does like Speedo pictures dude.

No shit? Yeah, go to his instagram. It's crazy You'll love it. Would you like you'd jack off to him? Yeah No What's his last name be He does have a subscription oh, yeah, he's just every single shot he's in the speedo yeah pull it up pull it up Interested if you if you subscribe and show it on the air is that against the rules? Probably Look he cuts grass in his speedo

Yeah, a lot of a lot of hog shots hog. I'd call it more like a little piggy Look at those piggy shots piglets Let's see this guy's link tree really this electrical engineer CrossFit level 2 trainer Italian Amer- Oh, yeah, he got a fucking only fans Don't you really? Yeah. No way.

It just went black for us. I don't know if we see it. How do I- Oh. Holy shit. Wow. Sensitive content. Continue. All right.

This show has digressed. Hold on. Let me see what's going on here. Nonetheless, get the trailer. I've been screaming looking for both things as he's been screaming for equal pay for men on OnlyFans for years. This show has digressed. Hold on, let me see what's going on here. On the last episode of Kill Sailor. I've been screaming about things as he's been screaming for equal pay for men on OnlyFans for years. Oh, it's all locked.

Yeah. This is crazy, dude. Women are complaining about not having equal pay, but you can post a picture of your foot as a girl and be fucking a millionaire. I've got some girly looking feet. I think I could get away with it. No shot. I'm getting a 12 month subscription. Tyler, you can take a picture of your pussy and you'd get a lot of money for it. Probably 12 months description. You are not buying this. Holy fans right now.

How much is a 12 month subscription? That's a write off. It's a write off. It is a write off. Dane Donaldson is putting up to 500 bucks this week. Thanks Dane. If you need insurance in Ohio, Pennsylvania or Michigan, always use a CrossFitter. Always, always, always, always. Are we out of collars? Is everybody scared? I guess so. We were on a roll in the beginning there, and then no one wants to do the workout.

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Yeah. So it's a classic.com workout. Oh, it is. Yeah. Yeah, dude. You kidding me? OG. There was uh there was something I wanted to show you. Oh whose instagram did you want me to go to? Oh

Gateway Pundit. You know what I laughed so fucking hard at this. The first comment is insane. Uh the one that's um, oh maybe I don't follow. Do I follow these guys? No, I don't follow these guys. Here we go. BLM guy getting getting arrested and sentenced to two years in prison for basically in buzz embezzling funds from the charity to live a lavish lifestyle. Oh, well, it's got the first comment. Go to the first comment.

Tyreen Conyers page was sentenced to 42 months in prison after he was found guilty of being an albino Holy shit, not a bullet for comment. I love the comment. Holy shit Wow, wow Oh my god. Wow. Wow. Wait, you can't set up a Black Lives Matter page and just collect money? It has to go to the charity, you dumbass, just like any other charity. He the charity. He wants, he needs to get his skin darkened. Wow.

Hey, is that white face? He needs to get his skin darkened. Wow. Hey, is that white face? Is this the photo negative? Is he doing white face? What the fuck is going on? I'm telling you, I'm not taking that. Oh my gosh. Oh, is this the photo negative? He's doing white face.

You're crazy, bro. That's crazy. Hashtag canceled. How do I do? Where's my hashtag? He looks mad. It just looks angry. Yeah. Yeah. It is a good scam though. Wow. Wow. I appreciate a good scam. How come X? Oh my goodness. Did you hear Biden in front of the White House yesterday saying that all the people are happy and everyone's fine? No. It's fucking amazing dude. How's the hurricane relief going? Oh everything everyone has everything they want. They're happy. They're fine. Holy **** Have you been on the internet one time? Shelby Neal is not that color. Shelby Neal's uh she got a little.

She has freckles. Yeahal's, she got a little. She has fratables. Yeah, she got a little copper to her. She got a little. Copper. Copper. Yeah. Oh, you can't buy the keys?

All right. Well, that was an easy show. Is anyone going to call in? That was fun. I got to pee. We're done. I'm too fucking creative. Too fucking creative.

Good. Let's roll it over. A'm too fucking dead. Too fucking creatines in. Good, let's do it. Roll it over. Thousand bucks. Wow. David, we gotta talk for at least 15 more minutes. Alright. Maybe what I'll do is, I need to take a pee break. Go pee.

Okay, let me see. Oh, we have a Sentinel Training commercial you can run, bro. We don't need anything else. Where is it? Where's the Sentinel Training commercial? I don't know, dude. It's like can run bro. We don't need anything else. Where is it? Where's the Sentinel training commercial? Dude, it's like six months old. You don't still have that. Matuthian. Oh true. Christian Vega says let's do 30 climbs over a fucking wall for us Mexicans. I got to show you we have a high wall. We have a high wall that's I

think it's 12 feet. That would be sick. No one could do it. Toastbusters, Kill Taylor, Kelsey and James Fidde. I don't see the Sentinel training commercial. It's probably been deleted. You guys have to see the exercise or commercial off. I see Caleb. Hey, what up? Sorry. That's a sick hat. Jenny supply. Is that a is that a snake on it? Yeah, I think so.

I like your location looks the same as your last location. Are you sure you moved? It's actually way nicer here. Hold's got the Steve-O mobile studio Wow nice Freshly trim the pile of mud that's cool. That's right. Another freshly turned on the pile of mud. Is that Mike new? Yeah, I got a new Figure I should probably have my game a little bit another fresh interim lawn with I'm going Mongol Mongol Mongol. You can try it dude. Thanks

bro. I'm nice and pale. I don't think it's. This show's going to **** Oh yeah. Alright **** it **** it. Are you worried at semifinals. These workouts are good for me. Not worried at all. That's why I was wondering because I mean I ran all the I looked at all the numbers and I was like Taylor I know you said you were not as fit as you could be at semifinals that you were not prepped and you were definitely fitter now. I was in I was in fucking Carson the week before jerking off on stage at the West Coast Classic staying up all night. I mean seriously I was in I was in fucking Carson the week before jerking off on stage at the West Coast Classic

staying up all night. I mean seriously I was by no means like running my most serious competition prep and I'm not necessarily doing that now but I've had way more consistent training and I'm you know very very fit right now. How often do you go down to crash? Do you ever go down there just to work out? I have a couple times, not much. Caleb, I don't think you're using your road mic. What is this ding dong? Toby. Oh, Toby. Oh, we've had Toby on before, haven't we? Toby. Oh, this is Nostrils. What's up, how are your nostrils? My nostrils?rils weren't you on the show showing us your nostrils last week. No, I do You probably recognize my name from from video stuff. Oh, okay Well one second Toby hold on this donation is a friendly reminder that we want to help the dude from Korea peep your DM

Signed Bo from New Hampshire. I will bow. Thank you. I'll check it out. Very kind to you. Uh Who do you shoot for? Well, I did the the buttery bros video on uh, nick matthew Okay, jeez Anything more recent than that? No, not much in the crossfit space That's pretty bottom of the barrel when the buttery bros send you to nick matthew. They must have just been trying to go No, he's great. He's the guy

He's competing too, isn't he? Toby were were you the guy that reached out for Kil Taylor? Uh, not Kil Taylor. Not Kil Taylor, Taylor vs. The World. Dang, you seem like a good guy. Yeah, I think I sent you a DM. Yeah, I regret not taking you up on it now. Oh, you're good. Hey, you'll love to know this, me and Saban actually got into a fight over that.

We did? Remind me, what happened actually got into a fight over that. We did? Okay. Remind me what happened? You were a fucking asshole, dude. You tried, you were gassy. You were like, you were like, Oh, you're being so weird. You did one of those things where like, I was pissed because I had all this show stressed out about all these things. I was like, man, I don't know this camera guy. He's going to come into the gym and he's going to be like, yo, who the fuck are you?

He's going to do something. He's going to like fucking put chalk somewhere it shouldn't be. And he's going to fucking yell at him. It's going to be all my fault. And so I was explaining this to you and will how it was just yeah How it's just gonna be another thing on my plate and Saban does this thing that like that you would do to like a girlfriend You've been dating for like a week where you're like, oh, it's so weird that you're getting uptight about this I can't even do this right now. This is uh, you're being so weird. I gotta go I can't even be weird just Just put This is a you're being so weird. I gotta go. He was being weird. Just put it in your mouth sweetheart. Just put it in your mouth. Don't

be weird. That's right. Hey, that's when I first realized how weird you were. That's right now. Yeah. If we do it again, Toby, it'd be sick to have you. There you go. All right, dude. You ready? Dude, I already is already I'm like 210 and 510. So Uh you ready? Dude, I already already is already. I'm I'm I'm like 210 and 510. So, are you home? Are you there by yourself? Yeah. Is it your gym? No, it's

CrossFit Eden Prairie out of out of Minnesota. Are they in their home of tampon Tim? I had no idea what that was. Tim. Oh, yeah. He's a he's a special one. Yeah. He let he let he let one of your cities burn down. And then when he fucked up on the debate, he said, it's okay. I'm a knucklehead. What a great excuse. Winning. Good guy winning. Hopefully, you not him. All right, we're ready when you are. Get us, get us, get that camera facing over there and we'll have Matt to give you a countdown. Hey, aren't these for sale on Vindicate, the Kill Taylor shirts?

Taylor, they're for sale on Vindicate. You can buy the Kill Taylor shirt at VNDK8.com. All right, I got my headphones in, so. Your ass doesn't fit in those pants in case you were wondering Hey, you don't have a girlfriend. Do you I got a wife? The house in those pants lunch she wants fucking Samuel Sam by on how to fuck him in the ass You guys see the clock. Yeah, we can all right. I'm gonna do 10 seconds, okay? Here we go cab Kev's got it. Okay.

You thought he was that dude from Texas? No, that guy was from Washington. Oh, wow. Here we go. All right, on pace Hey that one looks taller than 15 feet dude Probably like about 5'4. This is a very erratic. That's number three. He said he's 5'10 That rope looks way taller than Brandon Fabry's dude What did my rope look like? You better get up there, Toby.

Get up there, Toby. Get on up there. He's got us in his head pause. I love you so much, Tyler. Oh, we can hear the breathing. It's already accelerated. What's he at? What number is this? Who's counting I very close a is the seven that was seven without you were counting

This is eight He's on pace hold on Oh He goes that was nine here we go here's 10 he's ahead of pace Soda you don't say you say the the the the the the

the the the the the them in your state. Not hopefully. Oh, make him laugh, he's gonna fall from the top. Oh, he's fucked. Oh. There you go. Is this 13?

Yep. Oh, wow, look at that jump. It was like Leonardo DiCaprio jumping off the chair. Oh, that would be your good dude. Hey, get back to work at Target, buddy. the the question about the girl. Yeah, like just for time have you ever done have you ever tried that workout maybe 15 no we actually 98 the gym owner here we have a

We're planning on doing like 30 for time because he thinks he can beat me at it So I got some practice to do I guess Yeah, you ready to go. Hey biceps Pond is coming on in a minute. How do you think he's gonna do? He's tall Yeah, all right Toby, thanks buddy Do some squatting I'll call him for a squatting workout. That's more my jam. I'm good. That's not gonna happen Yeah, this guy, Captain Chow. Oh, nevermind.

I won't show you. Hans, I know you're German, but dude, you look like you could be a till of the Han. I'm pretty sure you're the German that like the Mongols conquered. Hans, his first appearance on KillTaylor, he took home the cash. I did, yeah. He's going for it again. Hans, you know that lady you bought your gym from, all her other gyms closed? I do know that, yeah.

I got to hop back on with you so we can chat about it little bit. Yeah, she I think she had some bad practices. I think she was alienating some people like a lot of people. Yeah, well I think my gym is doing pretty damn good. Your gym's kicking ass, you the man. You saved it. I have a coaches meeting in like 10 minutes, but I'm gonna go for it. I have a couple of coaches here, so it's gonna be kind of cool. They can see what happens. I do have one person working out, so there is music playing if you guys want to mute me I start But yeah, okay, let's go door

I'm gonna walk inside it's gonna get loud. I'm gonna take my headphones off I'll set you guys up and then I'll just give you a thumbs up. Let's do it. Let's party Oh, yeah, we're all ready to make fun of you Let's do it. Let's party. We're all ready to make fun of you. Hell yeah, me too. From the NorCal Classic, 39th out of 40. Hey, no, no, no. I got 10th but I identify as 3rd. He identifies as good at running but not as good as me. That was funny, Caleb.

Keep her in the shot. Yeah, we you, Kaylee. Unlock your screen. Keep her in the shot. Yeah, we can just, she's going to be counting, right? Ray, no, watch, watch this. Stay out of frame. No, no. Come on, Hans. We'll be good.

Hans, unlock your phone. Oh, OK, OK. From now on, every type of woman walks behind the frame. Thank you. Yeah, that's good. I got that piece of tape there. From now on every time a woman walks by in the frame. Thank you. Yeah, that's good. I got that piece of tape there. That's my 15 feet.

On the ceiling. Is she single Hans? Yeah. Okay. Hans is like, fuck. I'm going to take my headphones off and I can't hear you guys no more. Okay. Yeah, we can talk.

Probably. How many? How many? How many? How many? How many? How many? How many? How many? How many? I'm gonna take my headphones off and I can't hear you guys no more. Okay. Now we can talk.

How many years of Diana ball before you get the traps like that? Oh, now I got a back echo. What's happening? I think we can just mute him. Okay. I think it's coming from his phone. I don't think that's 15 feet, brother. I don't think that should be single

If you can touch the ceiling, it's gotta be 15 feet, right? What's her name? God damn. We could all take a guess and at the end He's a Maria Maria Maria pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. She's a Maria Lillian I was gonna guess like Wow Wow I was gonna guess like wow wow Hans brought some cake to the show huh well well well gonna be hard counting for you Hans One dump truck There she is I'm going to fucking go Someone tell Maria that her fuck pinks her color Latina

When you go When you go bro, just do your thing, Okay, just make sure she counts in English. I Think she's gonna count in parts Uno Call this girl could call more whales than Danny Spiegel. Oh my god day Guys remember the man show? That chick is fucking amazing. Poor Hans.

Holy fuck, dude. Go. Jesus. Jesus. Look at that dump truck doesn't even sag, dude. Amazing. Hey, Rios, we have your preview clip for next week. Just Hans.

Yeah. 10,000 views. Three. I hope Hans does not fit. Here we go. Oh, he's using the Taylor's top pacing though. Four. Four.

Wasn't he at NorCal? Look, she's smart too. She can write. too you can write and she could write one writing line over and over that's okay six between her upper thigh and her butt cheeks stinks. No What's the order in there? No, she's perfect She makes a mean quesadilla Man he looks pretty solid right now. Yeah, he's very smooth. Oh, he's freaking out though. Who is

Hans all he's thinking about is what we're saying about Maria. I God damn it. Oh Right, it'll be all right. It'll catch it. It'll catch up It's not catching up bro. Hey. Hey Taylor. Just need you to relax. Can you see it? No, it's gotta take care of us. No, can somebody see it? Oh, Caleb. Hey, you guys notice what he reacted? Hey, you know what happened?

He stared at the cake for too long. You turned to snow. Wow. That's 12. You're fucking starling goes out. What numbers? Hans on 13 that's 13 18. Oh, there he is there. Oh, that's right. The clock's still probably running Yeah, the coaches meeting must be amazing I agree Oh, yeah. The coaches meeting must be amazing.

I agree. We're actually going to be attending it as well. Hey, he's like, my coaches are here. It'll be cool for them to watch. Well, it's cool for us to watch your coaches. Yeah. He knew what he was saying. Ooh, that him letting go with his legs like that.

Yeah. That was 16 or 16 or 16 somewhere. I think this is 17. Who? Victoria headed there now. I don't blame you. I don't blame you. San Maria, California, I think. Hans is going to be like, yeah, it was weird. I've been on the show a bunch of them after that one kill Taylor is Man that top that the thread count on that top is just getting tested

That was 19 yeah, I think that's a born primitive outfit Caleb's Caleb's out again Caleb right That's 20 yeah Damn it, Caleb! Jesus Christ. That's 20? Yeah, we think. Johnny, YouTube won't let me zoom in. 21. You don't need to zoom in. We're not even watching Hans.

You don't need to zoom in on her. The guy was doing real fast. Has Hans started yet? Time to beat 515. 30 road climbs for time. Hans has won before. Oh, he's gonna win. That was 23. This is 24? Yep. I think.

How could he fail with her watching? He's got all the pressure in the world. Yeah, you're not. That's why I used her. He's like, screw the 600 live viewers. I just need this one chick to count my reps. Yeah. That's 25.

I think. Who is going to be close? 36. Oh, wow. Yeah, I think who is going to be close. It's my six. No, I think so. I don't think it's going to be close. No, no. Dane Donaldson, $500 state farm.

If you live in Ohio, Pennsylvania or Michigan, get your insurance from Dane. Or 40 to six, eight, Oh, 600. How many has he got left to two more? Yeah. Wow. Oh yeah. Bill Boyd suspense, Hans. He should have let her do it. Yeah, get him going. Billboard suspense, Hans. He should have let her

five bucks. He's gonna smash face tonight. Maria. Maria. Maria. Is that her name? Oh, look, he's got to Yeah. Oh, my god, where's your gym at the Playboy Mansion? Right that was only 29 He said no. Enter gingus con. Dude, great job.

Wow. I don't think you understand. I don't think Hans I don't think you understand how many of our six hundred thirty four live viewers screen shot at the picture that girl judging are going to be hugging their own. Yeah, I know. 500 bucks, dudes. Another one. Thank you guys. Thank you. A job in Beasts. Last time it wasn't a thousand. No, it was five. Don't be so humble when you beat Taylor. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm going to be doing my job and be that last

time or was it a thousand. No it was five. Don't be so humble when you beat Taylor beat his dick in the dirt. No he needs to be humble. I see him in NorCal. Yeah he did. Yeah he did. Yeah but I got you. I got you on the last event and

growing up it's the last one always wins, right? Last game. Well, last time. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right, Hans, you the man, dude. Hey, to my, I'm sure we're on a thread with me, you and Susie. Just send over your Venmo. Okay, you got it. You the man.

You're good, Hans, but fuck you. Hey, likewise, Kayla. I don't know if you saw the episode I did with Savon, but I feel like you and I share a lot of the same beliefs going through. Drugs? Yeah, absolutely. Wanting to be really talented in the sport, but then also being in love with helping others and having them grow.

I feel like you and I kind of share the same thing. Oh yeah, dude, you're a good guy. All right, call on anytime Maria's coaching. Getting pretty gay in here. Let's go. Her name's Raina, don't forget it. Yeah, we will. All right, tell Maria we sent her out.

Everybody, she's gonna get 100,000 new followers. Yeah, she is. For every thousand, I need at least five. All right, later, brother. She's gonna get a hundred thousand new followers Later Hans, thanks, bro. Drop that at drop that at Okay, who wants to beat that time for 55 second fuck this dude can't win twice. Mike Halpin is such a cunt. And it's a show. Now what? Now what? Is he gonna call in,

try to beat Europe climb time? Halpin? No, he just, I think he could. I'm trying to calm that. Kayla looks so happy. I'm working with the private investigators. Did I mention that?

I'm working with the private investigators. I have them on speed dial. I'm working with the private investigators. Okay, go ahead boys. Put your dresses on. Okay, sorry. What did you say, Peter? Tedge? Jeez. Alright guys. Tomorrow morning What did you say Peter? Tedge?

All right, guys. Tomorrow morning. J. R. Howell will be here. Colton said he's selling a dog. So he's not sure if he's gonna be able to get on. Good job. Love you guys. Taylor, tell us your woes Christ. Bryson, don't use the Lord's name in vain. Christ. Hello, what time is it? Holy shit. 4.06.

Seema, I liked you better when you had your boobs out. I'm about, if you don't keep your boobs, your boobs are the only thing that keep me straight. That's it. That looks like the girl from Halloween town. One of the witches. Oh shit. One of the Sanderson sisters. Yeah, dude, we got fucking bush on top of her head. She just cast a spell on you.

Yeah, probably. Hey, um, if Hiller and Brian Frank can commentate, maybe Taylor and Halblbin can make up. I'm telling you, they're never going to make it to the commentating together. Over under. I like that. Download the He-One app now. Crash Crucible is coming up.

You got to get your bets in. Got to get your picks in. We'll be doing a show with JR, with Tyler, with everyone and their mom, Colton. We got Wish Heart, the lady who won NorCal Classic. She's also going to crash. We have her coming on this week. Yeah, she'll be on Monday. Hey, you're doing a Crash Crucible preview show on Monday.

There you go. Is that the one I'm doing? Yeah, JR. You guys got to figure out the time on that. I don't know. Alright. See you guys later. Bye bye.