The Sevan Podcast - KT #35 | Taylor vomits at Glassman’s

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

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Palatial garage we're ready when you are Taylor. Holy balls 500 bucks I'm nervous now that I have to sit here with this close in proximity. This going to be crazy. I got a 10 second counter on this one, Caleb. 150 burpees. Remember, no chalk, no grips, no hose. Don't be pulled up. Don't bitching out. You ready, Taylor? Not even important. Not even important. You just go. Ready? Lifty on the counter. 10 seconds now.

Oh, yeah. Ooh, five, four, three, two, one. Oh Yeah Begin nice, I like to begin we're off paste What about that cat that legit what the fuck is that cat So yesterday before the podcast started that I did with Susan Hiller and Taylor Someone wanted to someone recommended that we do a naked workout together. Oh, wow. Yeah six guys in the room He's like hey you want to work out naked together. I think that would be so fun. Guess who that was. It was Taylor He's hating the floor remind you of that conversation. Oh my god bangs He bangs the floor so hard. Lizzie, do you like that? His poor wife sitting right behind him.

Listen to that. This is the first time I actually feel bad for him. Yeah, this is brutal, right? What do you feel bad for him? Look at him. He's suffering. He's an old man. Dude he just started. First kill. First kill. Australian daytime history let's go Taylor from Lucky Camera Straps thank you. He's on it. Can you give me a count every 25? I don't know about that. I feel naked without uh Bryson. Can I get a walk? Can I get? Yeah, I know without without some sort of

Bryson check-in. Yeah, okay guys. We are live on kill today right now from Greg Glassman's garage Yo, Lizzy, can you tell me every 25? I just say allowed. He's a 23 We can hear him breathing now There's a two, six, eight, 10, 12, 14, about 25 people watching. Tell me he's on base for nine minutes right now. If you look closely, you can see Ken Walters in the crowd. It's not as icon photo. It's actually him.

Look at that. I thought that was Ken. I couldn't tell from this far, but I had a feeling. Yeah. We have dense updates right behind him. Hey, it looks like Taylor's picking live in person. Taylor's picking up speeds Oh, yeah, there's Jenny and her daughter

Yeah And I would like to I think Taylor's collected almost like 400 burpees over the last like two or three days yesterday did 162 burpees in the row workout right and the day before that he did a hundred and a hundred burpee box jump overs Well, give me one of those balls. Okay. Okay. Okay Oh give me one of those balls. Okay, okay, okay Rumpy oh I need to set the phone up. Oh, yes, you do. I need to set the phone up How what is that child proof? Can you not open it? Let's do Let's do a search on that Susa so I can connect his phone. I guess not child proof

I think on this thing on the road cast. You road cast. You're supposed to say calling a child boy All right searching for audio devices, that's a good ball where we at We're at 43 43. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Okay, connected. Why? That's 45 right there. It's kind of like a metronome right now. That's a good thing.

Yeah. No change. He was looking over the clock. 47. Caleb. Yes. Can you text a link to this show through the podcast phone? Yep.

Thank you. Be 50 Tyler. Good job. At 320. Good job, Taylor. So he fell off by like four seconds on that set of 25. It looks like he's in a more of a smooth rhythm now. So it's a 10 minute.

We're keeping this 500 bucks. Over under 11 minutes. For sure. No one, nobody is meeting Taylor. That's what I told you. You go under. No, wait, that's why I was here. No, they're just watching.

There are people calling on the internet. Do you think anyone in the crowd can beat them? No, absolutely not. I think the best bet is if a three of us broke it up and tried to do 50 at a time. I know Pete Shaw's over there. He's probably pretty fit. Yeah. Pete Shaw, you there. He's probably pretty fit. Yeah. Pete Shaw, you want a piece of this?

500 bucks, dude. Oh, Pete and Andy. Pete and Andy. Devon. Oh, that's a good one. What? Be the third Pete, Andy and you versus Taylor. We have to scale the pull up bar height.

Yeah. I don't even know if I each one each jump up. There's like Max effort almost breaking Ninety one and a half inches. How tall are you 72 inches? 150 burpee pull-ups that's wrong. No chalk. No grips bar has to be at least 91 inches off the ground No chalk. Okay. I'm seeing a sweat drip from him. Not a chain. What numbers he at? Not a chain. Is this chain going over the bar?

Who made you? You tell me. This is a big number here, guys. Where's he at? 65? 69. Well, I guess 65 is kind of going over. Look at the sweat building on his head, on his chrome dome. Isn't that tricky? He's going to slip on that floor. Look at the sweat building on his, uh, on his head, on his chrome.

Don't you think he's going to slip on that floor? Look at his biceps. It's fitting. I think it'll be all right. Yeah. Not those vans. True. Those vans got those things off the wall. They got that waffle grip. Got a modern day man. Dan Bailey over here. Those things are just slow down. He'll just slow down. I don't think he's stopping. Was it 72? 75. 75.

75. I think you can actually hear to my headphones. That's his knees hitting the ground. Yeah, no. Yes, sir. I get nasty knee rash when I do a bunch of. Oh my God. That is his knees hitting the ground. Yeah. Oh dude, that's his dog.

Building up a little scar tissue. Thank God. Thank God. Yeah, Bill. Yeah. He's toughening those bad building up a little scar tissue. God. Thank God. Yeah, yeah He's toughen those bad boys up Those are our red counters you dogs Let's go Taylor don't If you guys use code 715 go get some holy balls, they are absolutely delicious stock them up at your affiliate bring your house Keep them in your car. There's a code. There's a code 715

Somebody from the chat go to the website put it in and tell us what you get. It might be free. Good pace. Good pace. Good pace. Good pace. Good pace. It's good. It's good. It's perfect. Is that 85 reps right now? Six, just over six minutes in. Susan, previous question. Name that open workout where there were burpee pull ups and shuttle walks. I don't know. Uh, that was, um, two years ago and it was, uh, the first, was it the first workout was that 23.1?

No, I mean, 22.1. 3.2 23.2. Damn it. What was the second? What was the second part of it? First thing, no, that was a weird. 23.2 23.2. Damn it. What was the second? What was the second part of it? Weird my knowledge. No, no, no. CrossFit competition is pretty strong up until about 2016.

This is this is great. Yeah, this is great. I know. I as soon as that question, you're super strong and you didn't want to get embarrassed because you didn't know what the workout was called. You know, every workout is called. Someone who didn't know it. What? Yeah, I know what you're saying.

Where are we at? I don't know. I don't know what he's saying. We're at 96. 96 right now. He's just smarter than you. Katelyn Farrell is not that hard. It's like listening to Greg talk during the seminar. You know what he's saying? No, he's just smarter than you. Even fairly. The great doctor in the seminar. You know what he's saying? He's smarter than you.

Taylor's completely soaked. Now the head looks like he just got out of the shower. He's now pouring. It looks like he's crying. He might be crying. 100. Is that a hundred? G? Wow.

He's at one hundred seven thirty. Exactly. So he's at one hundred seven 30 exactly. So he's at one over under 12 30. Man. Well, you just, if people, people, uh, people call in to do this and they're off pace in that first 25, we got to just boot them. Yeah. This is crazy.

11 44. You're crazy. And it'll let me try this. You know, we should do too. We should have our sponsors, um, give people free. It is that that guess his time before we start the workout. We wouldn't do that, but it's such a pain in the ass to send them shit. You can talk smack when I'm off.

Okay. Yeah. All right. Okay. Hello. Tell us what it is. Who are the people in the background? We don't know.

They just gathered here. Hey, and when he's done he's gonna Okay, okay displaced, California vagrants Trisha the clock is on the screen. It's in the bottom left-hand corner. No, it is. Yeah Okay, so he's that no one's gonna try this he's breathing like a horse there's no way anyone's trying this one 10. Don't try to get it safe right right 500 bucks over to next week. Yep. No one's trying to have any stage fright.

Is he a little nervous right now? No, it seems like he's got he's on 113. He's always got a little stage fright. That's a good point. He'll Taylor's not even on this planet right now. Yeah, he's he on he's on 113. He's always got a little stage fright. That's a good point. He'll or Taylor's not even on this planet right now. Yeah, he's he's he's somewhere else. He's going somewhere else I wonder how many reps he did total warming up for this thing. I would probably say at least like what 40 or 50 I'm just warming these six Eight hours today came in here warmed up for 25 minutes. Yeah

He's sad the whole time. Yeah. Dude, I'd be a sweet. He got up one seat, a big plate of meat. That's it. He must be starving to actually be honest. Doing a little step back now too. Oh no. Yeah. I shouldn't find that in these last 25 are really going to be the grind at the end here. Where are we at? Wow, Taylor, baby. Come on, go, buddy. Oh, all right. Oh, Sarah Cox said it right here.

Trish responded to your comment. We would match the five hundred if somebody beats him. So see a hormones is going to match the five hundred dollars. Wow. A thousand dollars for this. Thousand bucks today. Protected, Taylor, protected. We just got another five dollars. Holy 24. $1,000 for this box today protected Taylor protected 24 Day

You ain't got a 25 So he did he did his first 50 in 320 and he's close to that on that 25 Wow, he slowed way the hell down. Yeah in 320 and he's close to that on that 25. Wow. He slowed way the hell down. Yeah. 27. 128.

Nice, Taylor. Okay, here we go. Come back half in now. Back half in now. First kill, Taylor in Australia, Taylor time, yep, like a camera strap, so it's up. Barry, Matt Chan would destroy him in this. Um, there's no bicycle. There's no bicycles involved. So I think Matt Chan would have a tough time. Um, Luke, the jungle, I'm going to love this.

Okay, cool. Thank you, Max for the 2 99 Australian 500 bucks from Holy balls, 500 bucks from Holy balls. Use code seven 15 to get the discount code 715 holy balls and then another $500 from California peptides. That's a thousand bucks if you can do this and beat them no chalk no grips 91 inch bar higher man. He's breathing like you did that quarterfinals workout like seven dollars of burpee Wow Nice break. Yeah Wow. Nice break down. Yeah. Good price. Slobbers coming out. Slobbers coming out. He's reached in Bailey mode. We need slobber cam slobber cam. This is Pornhub stuff. Now we're at 138.

We should stream on port. That's 139. I would love to stream on Pornhub. That'd be hilarious. Is this 140 140 140. All right, here we go. This is the last go. Come on, Taylor. 141. Nice work. Oh, go Taylor. He's going to go. Go Taylor.

Even the cats get riled up. Go. Go Taylor. It's almost over, baby. Nice. Nice. Nice. If you didn't think you could hit the ground any harder, you would have been wrong.

So first time he's not going to be able to walk for any other reason than Bryson. No more knee caps. Here we go. Last five. No, that's four. Forty-eight. Forty-nine. Go, the the the

the the the the the the the You ate all the holy balls, huh? Are you? Yeah. I think he's done for the show. I don't think he's getting on the chair. Kids, you want a packet of holy balls? Yeah.

Protein OG bites. Dude, I want one. Look at him freak out. That was amazing. Look at Mocha. Wow. Wow. He is still writhing in pain.

The shoes are off now. Wow. That is crazy. Oh my god. I like that he's showing. Oh my God. No, you got to share with that. Can you show which one you have? Loco mocha.

You give a good choice. You guys need to share those one each. Good choice. Hiller call in. He's right here. He's already called in. He can't call in anymore. Wow. That was nasty, dude.

Oh my God. Look at, is that sweat? That's cat piss. Oh, Colmerns, I'm at the farmer's safe. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Fair enough. Oh, fuck you. Fair enough. These are pretty good.

Did you send me the link? Yes, yes I did. The podcast from? Yes. It did not come Mmm, send it again. Don't come do you not come? Oh, I'm gonna come Let me see what's going on here Did you have it connected to the Wi-Fi? No, but that's a good point. I'm gonna connect it now What what it's a USC Wi-Fi?

Oh, that's yours. All right. It's mine. I need a password for the phone. They're hella good, right? Yeah, they're absolutely delicious. Yes. Honestly, I told you I could probably be about 60.

Yeah, they're dangerous. Like I'll have a bag up and I'll just like walk by and eat them throughout the day. I need the password. I need the password to this. What happened? I need a password to this network. Haley, do you know the password here? Yes, Australians can call in.

Please call in. The password for the Wi-Fi here so I can get this phone to work. Text the number at the top right of the screen to get the link once we can do that. Eventually. Brett, do you know the password? If you bombard the phone, though, all of them will come out at once, and you probably have a better chance. Can you punch it in? the And he was like I'm definitely waiting next time before I text you I can go last Natural peanut butter

This is this is the worst workout he's ever done. This is the longest he's ever been down by far Yeah, by far. I think there's been a comparison to how much he's hurting on this one I don't think we've ever done a 12 minute, 15 second workout. Yeah, but not for a kill Taylor show. I don't think they could see it on the camera because on the other side, but come on, the sweat from back behind him looks like he's like been shot in the head. It's leaking out. Yikes. You think he's burnt?

Dan, that was rough. Dude, we're in Arizona, California. Oh, right. Here's California. We're in Arizona, California. Oh, right. Arizona, California? We're in Arizona, not California. No one may even be able to compete against them because I can't even get the phone to work. You mean nobody called in because they're too afraid. Yeah.

What was the time? What did the time end up being, Tyler? 12.15. Thanks, Caleb. Yeah. 12.15, 150 burpee pull-ups, no grips, no chalk. You need wi-fi. Why don't you just hot spotlight? What's wrong with you? Holy balls is putting up 500 bucks. See a peptide is putting a 500 bucks. That's a thousand bucks

Uh, he's he's out this is this is uh, are you scared lizzie? Oh No, I this is the same. He hasn't even opened. He hasn't even opened his eyes even the cats checking on him That's bad He is in La La Land I knew that was bad a bitch a bitch at 90 He was like shit. I should have made it a hundred. That's based on my notes That's the second longest kill Taylor workout that Taylor's ever done Really? Yeah

The first one the longest one was episode 1600 Cal row hundred alternating dumbbell snatch hundred toes bar hundred burpee over rower We have the first word that a Taylor and it's hunters a pussy nice he's coming back to folks. Okay, we got a taker. We have a taker Wow. All right one already Wow Australian I Can't tell do we make it known that if you're off pace on the first 25, we're just cutting you Yeah, we're cutting you there's no way you're there's no way you're picking it up I know you're gonna make every 25 we should have a check-in Obby will you get some paper towels for that suit up from inside the house?

It's up to you. Agla. Oh yeah. Holy balls. That was a perfect throw. That was nice. Let's go. Let's go.

Chan. Come on, Barry. Dude, if Matt Chan called into this, that'd be the most epic thing ever. I, I would, a lot of respect would be gained. Yeah. But only if you beat him. Right. No, even if he showed up with a bicycle. I don't know. Can you guys see Taylor? Make my screen big. Can you see him? He tried to sit up and he went back down. Matt Chan rides into frame on a bicycle. That would be incredible. He said his first thing out of his mouth was, wow, I love you, Lizzie. What a dude. Oh, he tried to grab her ankle and missed.

That's death. There's only one reason that happens. Oh my goodness. That is absolutely nasty. Look at that pilous. Yeah, you can see it now with a 7 camera. Those gold toe socks? What the hell is that?

No, it's just a weird light. It's just normal gray socks, but those are his magic Mormon underwear socks. His toe spacer socks. The bronze. He saved those. Damn. Oh, he's like shaking a little bit. Yeah. Is what? He's like shaking a little bit. Yeah

Is what? He's heartbeat in his stomach. Let's get him a holy ball. Is that sweat behind his arm? He'd probably throw it up. He'll be that he's fluttering a little bit. Look at that thing That okay No, holy balls to save the day Pop one of those in his mouth. He'll be okay. Yep. Jesus Christ, dude. What? He's like, he's pretty crushed. If he wasn't even in the room, you wouldn't, he's fine. Yeah. We'd be making fun of him. Yes. It's good thing. Seven wasn't on site. Every single time, dude, he's vaccinated, dude. Anything could happen. the the

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the the Yeah. Kongs. Gangus Kongs. What's up? What's your name? You're going to get at this? I'm going to try. Did you used to have long hair? Yeah, dude. And you shaved it all off. Good call. You don't recognize me?

Yeah, no, I didn't recognize you. Holy shit. What's up, Justin? This is Justin from Salty Hive CrossFit. Wow. Justin, okay. You look nice. And also you look like you used to be raw of earth,

but you shaved. Wow, I see it. Remember that time he ate his own. He came out a little hot. I think I can hold 12 a minute, so we'll see. Ooh. Okay. All right. Taylor, he got the plan.

12 a minute. We got a chess player here. Justin Zazimbo from Salty Hive CrossFit in Utah. And he's wearing his special Mormon panties. He says good luck to you. the you're good. That's good right there. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, you're good. You only win if you take your shorts off at 100 Those are good. Oh, yeah. Hi. Oh, nice. I thought Taylor was

going to get up for a second. Look, he's even doing the jumping thing that Rob Earth does. This is him in his natural state either. The stemming. He like this. You want me to give you a 10 second countdown? Give me a second countdown Is it freezing in your gym or what No salt no no chalk no grips 91 inch bar no general

Time to beat is 12 16 12 15 Pull that camera off Yeah burpee pull it gets tripped over during the Thank you. Hey, is that really is that really a strategy 12 a minute that what does that end up being 144 in 12 minutes? He's just got to push it at the end. Yeah. Yeah, he already said oh fuck. I think he's fucked He caught his left testicle under his left hip that's what happened hmm, that's why he said oh, dude. Thanks, dude. I'd like to have that problem 13 Joseph Ramirez as he hasn't done one rep yet. What do you mean? What's wrong?

15 his computers like Man this is brutal. Hey, I don't even think most people are gonna get to a hundred there is still the This one will be 20 20. All right. Okay He doesn't he has to step back though because of that wall, right? No, no I don't if he holds it. I don't think it's that bad of a strategy My man's cheaped up. Well, he's already behind Taylor You can't just call him cheeked up Freaking look at that ass I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.

I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.

I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that. the Got a response shut the fuck up. No, no, no, that's just typical. He's fine. No, that's bad. He's usually doesn't say that it's bad That's not true. Even your head is swollen right now. Oh To Jesus Christ don't forget to use code 715 when you're checking out out. Holy balls 35. Are you saying away from that? Oh my god Five. Are you segue away from that? Oh my God. No way. An eye open.

We're all right. Yeah. Where's our account at? Um, 37 miss salty. She gone. What's he at? What, what numbers Justin that he's on 39, 39. Wow. Okay. She's getting away at it. So that he's on pace right now. 12 minutes

plus three 40. He didn't think this one Taylor was at 50 at 320. And where are we? He's pretty 42. He's on page ish. I just had to get one in in the show, you know? Perfect. Well done. It was a nice extended break for. Sporty Beth can do 12 a minute for this long. Forty five. Oh, yeah. Probably couldn't. Well, because it doesn't fit inside her.

Fifteen seconds. Fucking Instagram real. She's a hybrid athlete. Grant says 12 a minute. Anyone can do that for five minutes. All right, he's going to be calling in for the thousand dollars. It's still a lot of pool. It's just it's a lot of pull ups even. Well, and a lot of jumping 150 of them pull ups.

Oh, he just got a check back. He's like, are we still live? But we are. Huh? I mean, I made a narrative, but he looked back at this 50. 50, 50. All right. Or nine seconds behind Jeremy world's calling in. That'll be exciting.

Hey, how many people are we able to call it? Any? No, no, no, no. No one else is calling in today. I can't believe one person called. I just respond to all these text messages while we're on the show. No, no, no one else is calling in today. I can't believe one person called in. Can I just respond to all these text messages while we're on the show? No. No, that'll entice him to reply. Oh, no.

Yeah, definitely respond. Call numbers and say, hey, call back now, pussy. Wow. Oh, yeah, that's good. Where are you now? And Taylor's back down. He was sitting up. Now he's back down again.

Is this 55? Update on Taylor's self. Bring it on. And he's making some noises. Taylor just killed himself today. the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the those demons out let the demons out baby I think that was a little monster energy drink we'll be performing an exorcist white monster wow we make that we make his camera yeah hold on a second swap up there we go yeah there we go there we yeah is that just like a to-go box the fuck that's the holy balls box

the sponsor is helping out more than one way. $500 from Holy balls in a cardboard box. That was 69. I have 68. Oh, that's 69. Oh, this is like South Park puking. He's not even heaving. It just pours out. Oh, there's one. I saw a stomach contraction. Wow. the This is crazy. Where's Justin at? 73. And your 30 gram is the going rate to make it. Come on, Justin. He's at 70. To a hundred. Yeah. Yeah.

We're, uh, we're having a hard time. And he's back. He's back. Wow. 75. Yo, Taylor, go again. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness back to the pew cam It's funny Taylor looked at us and pushed the box away like it was done. He thought he was all tough guy in it and shit Fuck you guys

78 Taylor finished a hundred at 730 and and and the the the the the the

the the the the the Jerome mother Africa. What does that even mean? Oh, you know 84 Damn we kick him off at 185 We're in it now we're invested. Let's go. I'm not I'm not Just want to watch him suffer this is great people

Magic invited to the last man's house and he spent the entire night throwing up in his and right. I got on the chair. Good to go. 89 89 Taylor. Not yet. No, not yet. He is wet. Yeah, he is. Come on. Hey, if you wanted to take advantage of Taylor's booty now, it's time he did it himself. Yes, he can have him now. Come on over. Did he get that baby oil out? Taylor's ready the Oh nilly oh nilly kids back away Oh my good is this Taylor's disorder on display yes Nobody knows no what Taylor doesn't even know his disorders that don't sleep be like an eating disorder, but it gets people going Look at that great framing that Oh, Justin! Justin! I didn't think I'd last that long. You tapped ho! You're right, Matt Chen is the best.

Good job. I could tell when you sped up at the end, you were like, yeah, I'm done with this. I'm just going to get to GI Jane and I think that's a PR. Hey dude, one fiddy's crazy, dude. It's crazy. Oh, fuck is crazy dude. It's crazy. Oh, fuck. It is. It is. You guys always do this when I got classes in here.

So I told my wife, I was like, if it, if I can do it, I'm gonna call in. Yeah, you're the only person who's gonna call in today. Thanks for doing that. Nice job. Thank you. Yeah. Hey, thanks for being a great supporter of the show too. Love you buddy. And we'll see you soon. Maybe we'll see you at the NorCal Classic. Yeah. Yeah, maybe it's for being a great supporter of the show to love you buddy, and we'll see you soon Maybe we'll see you the NorCal classic. Yeah Yeah, maybe it's gonna get wild this year. Yeah All right, dude. Have a good one. Thanks All righty looks like somebody said they're headed to the gym to do it sure

Is that what they text you it's like don't text me if you're not at the fucking gym Yeah, I hope he throws up on them like you have updates. I'm at the grocery store right now But I'm gonna I'm gonna head to the gym and do it soon Yeah, I can definitely do 12 minutes strategy. There we go. He's back ladies and gentlemen Yeah, you know what Larry Young has a good point you watch Taylor do it and it doesn't look like it's horrible Wrong you watch no one else do it, you know, it's horrible But then afterwards when Taylor's done he pushes all the horrible aside just addresses it like it's horrible. Raw. You watch someone else do it and you know it's horrible. But then afterwards when Taylor's done, he pushes all the horrible aside, just addresses it when he's done. I would agree with that statement.

It's for this workout. This, this looked like it was horrible when he was like a 30. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, he just cruising, right? I mean, he always makes it look easy, but at the end it was just like, it looked brutal the whole time I was like, I'm not gonna hold that pace from the beginning Say that again Tyler, I'm not gonna hold that pace from the beginning. I was nervous watching him. I was like that's fucking crazy

Yeah, I went out too hot Anyone who doesn't like Taylor listen, you don't have to spew any hate on him. He just fucked himself up upside down the I Say that again that one can hurt me. No one can hurt me as much as I Is that an emotion chop goth it's just on that shirt it has a picture of Taylor in like a padded one of those restraint jackets Have you ever pooped and throw up at the same time? Yeah, yeah, close. I've had to decide, make an executive decision. I'm right there. Oh, wow.

I thought, well, I was trying to pee before the workout, like 10 minutes before and I was almost going to poop instead. So I was just like, I got to hold it. Cause I thought we were going and it came out here. You guys are still fucking around with cameras. And then I started to have to pee worse. I guy right now. Maybe I can pee without pooping That would be amazing if you shit your pants in here This is not the workout I'm like I'll hold that's the most I've heard of a workout since like

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have your personal phone it was during COVID you know what I mean is it my phone oh when did you know when did you know that it was like, like, did you think at 90 should have, should have made it a hundred or something? Yeah. 100%. I was like, I'm just going to stop at a hundred and tell everybody I changed the workout. That's awesome. I did that last week halfway through too. I got, I got, I was almost done with the legs last week and I'm like, yeah, I'm just going to finish right here and tell everybody that I accidentally got the workout wrong.

Just blame it on Will for the graphic. Like, ah dude, screwed it up. Will got the workout wrong. I told you before to do a hundred. Well, I'm glad I did 150. Are you? Yeah. Well, you protected the money.

No one. Yeah, for sure. You look really glad. Hey, you think you get fitter from that? That's like you get adaptation from that. Probably get less fit because now I'm scarred a little bit emotionally. PTSD. His knees definitely adapted.

Like your parents left you or something. I'll probably do another 100 burpees tomorrow. Where are you guys getting all these holy balls? Like give me these. We need these for the show. You guys can come after. Okay. You can share one.

You can have one. That's when you're like so drunk. Okay, you can share one. You can have one. He's not even talking with his eyes open. That's when you're like so drunk. Kid Rae, now we got all our holy balls back. Take it back home because I need shit at night so don't catch my holy balls. I'm still out of breath. That's a good point, Caleb. The only time people have seen the way Taylor looks is when you drink. Oh, we got that.

Blasted, dude. Oh, dude. This is like when I, oh yeah, just smash a bottle of Sky Vodka in my room and throw up on top of the trash can because I can't get it open Dude you're just hallucinating at that point. Oh, yeah for sure I've never had what do you think? How do you think he preps? How about them off never had that either? I once drank a fifth of them cough and half a gallon of white wine and then ate like a huge bowl of leftover chicken Alfredo and I pooped myself in my driveway while I was walking.

What is wrong with you? Were you attempting to make yourself throw up? I'm alcoholic. You ever do the mad dog? The mad dog? I'm sorry. What's wrong with you? I'm a fucking addict.

That was pretty disturbing. You're in your butthole doing stuff right now? No. No. It's not like papillating. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Papillating or palpating?

Papillating. Papillating. Bend over and let's have on check. Yeah, let us check it out. Don't tempt him. It's doing it like I would, what that makes me think of is like you roll one window down and you're on the highway and you get that buffeting, you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that. That's what I think your butthole is doing right now. CJ's got an MD 2020. You know what time it is. No, that's what my head's doing. I feel like I can hear it. Oh, is it?

You're like borderline headache. Yeah. Oh, Avi's giving you the love. Who's that? Avi, will you give me a massage? My traps. Hey, did you feel those 160 burpees you did yesterday and all those, um, all that rowing? No, I just started to get full of

lactic acid. Like my biceps were getting full of lactic acid and then my legs were getting full of lactic acid from jumping. And then my hips, I just say that you were just shy of lactic acidosis. Would you say that you were just shy of lactic acidosis? If I, if I had, if I had not listened to myself at 90 and slowed down and kept pushing, I would have hit that point. A hundred percent. There's a point where like, you know, that if you don't slow down a little bit, you're going to hurt yourself. And then quarter that quarter final workout, I hit that point and I went,

started pushing harder. And that's why what happened as you pussied out here, quarterfinal workout, I hit that point and I went started pushing harder. And that's why what happened to me was he'd call it that James break that James break. We'll pop on. Yeah. I hope James break calls and he's too much of a, how low would Colton have to make a pull up bar to be? He'd probably have to make it like a three foot bar.

He stands up and his chins over the bar Jim you're in the band Crazy damn moonlighting Damn, look at these mariachi. Yeah They came here for my birthday, oh there's your birthday. It's a Mariachi band out of focus Honestly work that permits for those kids. Work permits. Trying to get Bean to come here. We'll do work permits and then green cards.

Oh my. I'm like. Then. Haley Adams, I'll call in, we'll do it. Haley, listen, you don't want none. She's on her way to the gym. Yeah. You do not want none. the I think it's Haley Adams from Ozzy. Ozzy. Damn. He spells it out and said that's suck. Yeah. The kid no more suck ass. No, they're families.

It was all over me before the workout, dude. We were fricking homies. I was a fucking master. Yeah. You were king shit before you started that. Did you have a guess for what time your time would be? I wanted to be sub 10. What I told him I thought he'd be under nine.

Spit that way. He was on pace for like the first 10. I went on way too hot. I got to 90, I was like, holy fuck, this is not 100 for time. Way different. I want a mate. Here we go, here come a couple. He's already married. I gotta shit myself

Yeah, I have the best wife in the world Really good accounting Wow, so this person says they have God on their side. Are you sure cuz I got ah, I thought I was I thought I was at nine and Lizzy goes ten and I almost argued with her from the start But I didn't want to waste my Fuck Lizzy moved in your favor. So we should go back and count. Do you think? I don't know. I mean now I'm making her nervous. Oh it turns out last week you didn't do all the reps either. Shut the fuck up that's not true. It is true. No it's not. It is. Well why did I not do all the reps up? You missed one box step up. No, I didn't. I did an extra, you redneck.

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We'll be back with two contestants. My name is Jose Guacanegra. I'm originally from Mexico. I'm 27 and I go to Salted Ive CrossFit. When I came in here I was 195, almost 200 pounds and I had never been that heavy like ever. And then I got in here, started eating well, you know, we have the consistency is key. That's always, I don't know, like ever since I heard it here, like it was always in my

head. And it didn't just apply to the gym, it applied to my eating habits, to my workouts, to even like just work, school, consistency is key. So I started eating healthier, started avoiding sugars, I started avoiding candy, because I love candy. I tried to avoid it as much as possible, and I was, I'm now 169 pounds this morning actually. And I don't feel, I don't feel skinny either, it's like I'm actually fit, which is awesome, you know.

I think it's the most fit I've ever been in my entire life, regardless of playing soccer in high school. Actually trying for a while to get my dad in here because he struggled with obesity. So throughout his life, what I tell him all the time is like, you got to get in here because it's not just the gym. It's not just you get in there and people maybe just judging you for what you're doing. No, it's the community. It's someone that will help you actually improve and not just lose weight and actually get strong and actually get fit. And it's, it's so much more than a gym. That's what I tell him. All right, we're back with the drum roll, please. Okay, so we do have two people that

I think are calling in. I think we have, okay, cool. Are we going to dual run them at the same time? I sent out two links, but no one's going to call in. No, we have somebody right here. Yes. Yeah. We got a Devin waiting in the wing. Are you crazy?

Yeah. Devin, I'm calling from a cross at Auburndale and a central Florida. Crazy. That's divine. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's fucked. I'm about to go call Greg's toilet. Thank you, Taylor.

Hey, how old are you? Are you 22 or 64? I can't fucking tell by looking at I'm a sneaky 25. All right. Wow. Yeah. Mozart, Jason Bateman. You were in the movie Jason Bateman, the airport. People just like him. Yeah. Yeah. I get Daniel Craig, John Cena and I get John Cena from people that don't know what John Cena looks like. I get Brad Pitt occasionally. I get John Cena from people with Down Syndrome. Yeah, he works at the school of the and the Don't tell us what to do. You won't be there for me. No, I don't think can is a, is a command, but I think you can hurt as bad as me. Hey, I have no one else here.

So if y'all could like yell rep counts to me, that's a bad idea, but we'll try our best. Great. I'll keep track as best I can. That'd be good. No one makes me bleed my own blood. Hey Devon, he wants to tailor the question for you. Hold on. Go ahead.

You can hurt as bad as me. I Think that although I have not had the kind of trauma you've had no like make no mistake I think at the same time You came out really really hot You know I've been I've been I've been across this trailer back to dropped in there and I remember you yeah, yeah I spying yeah, I jumped on Sentinel for like a day and hurt my hurt myself. So that was hilarious So that was on me not on Sentinel. So yeah, he did a deadlift

I got him the blue his back out or something. All right Look we'll we'll count we'll re scream him out at 25 the in and they really don't have a chance in hell but they think they do and I get actually okay uh Caleb this dude's got a chance boy this bar's you're higher than fuck count him down Caleb you dude hold on let Caleb count him down five four three one go all right here we are that was a weird countdown and uh what I think oh yeah yeah he's and four, two, five. You're going to get through it the whole time. It has to be some other activity. That's five. Give him a stroke. That was six.

Six. You're at four. Seven. Faster, slower. Do that circle thing again. Right there, hold that. That's three reps, seven. Eight.

Get that in there. You're at six. Nine. All right. We did that last time. Six. Attaboy, 10. You're 1.15 to the way there. All right, we did that last time and At a boy 10 you're 1 15th of the way there I Got count, okay, you got count. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. The funny part is you get to 50 and

You realize you're not even a third you're just a third of the way there Is not it is this is so much harder than a hundred for time I wanted to fucking blow my brains out at rep 40 you were breathing hard at 25 Yeah, and and are he's like he looks like he's crying and I was like yeah, I am I was like, yeah, I am. I thought he was he resting? He's already quit. He's getting he's going. He's still continuing. Dude, he's moving. You see that little Winnie?

John Young, he said he's on pace for 1025. It's funny because his strategy was that you went out too hot. So then he was able to just pace it better. But then he went out too hot You know your height. Oh, what kind of fucking response is that? Do you think you're gonna hurt? Hey, it doesn't matter what kind of trauma you've been through buddy You get to 75 reps and you're At 75 and the trauma starts 25 exactly

Okay, so he's got 25 and two minutes. Oh 26. So that's If you were like a double-leggedutee, you'd go through a lot of trauma, but you'd have no shot at this. Exactly. Jesus. Hey, you just put together what we just learned out there. Here's the guys. It's working. Yeah. The probability of a given B versus the probability of a given a 30 out more pace than me. But if you think

apply all of a sudden speed up, you're high. If you think he's going to speed up and 150 Burpee pull ups from this pace, it's no that the Why would he doesn't mean it's raining This is where you say grab moves. I know you did 39 70 70 and you guys do 50 each and beat Taylor. Absolutely. I Don't know Well, how would we order that it would go first? I thought it would go first. Okay me in the middle you at the end Yeah, that's what's the at 43 oh shit god he's doing good dude yeah he's gonna I was at 45 at 306 44 Wow it was he's finished 50 at 320 six that's 46 mm-hmm Did he say what Jimet was? I think I talked over him when he was saying what Jimmy's at.

He did. I don't, I can't remember them. Do you read? Absolutely. I mean, I can't speak for these dude, but I know that I can hold a mic to the bargain. So he is literally 40 seconds behind me, Hiller. We have a car it's morning So he's 30 42 seconds behind me

What a lovely workout to test so inviting That's the whole point you idiot, how do you know what it's text on a screen the the the the the the the

the the the the Tyler, where was I at at 50? 320. I'm worse. Whoa. Three 20 minutes. Nine. Okay. So he was four 40, 40 seconds behind 60. It gets a thousand bucks if he wins.

So what'd you say, Hillary? Every burpee seven bucks. If he wins, that's like six 75 or something. If he loses, he just gets made fun of for 10 minutes and then everybody hates him anymore. What a deal. I don't think I hate him. Or maybe less.

What's the count? What's the count Tyler? 64. Where was I at it? Oh my gosh. This coach Alex on it. It's six 60, 65. You were at five 15 at 75.

Coach L I programmed this workout for my athletes last week. Taylor, get your own workout next time. True, true. Are you saying true? Wow. You saw this on Coach L's program. Yeah, I stole it from him. And now we're making money off it.

Jokes on you Coach L, you fucking hack. John Young, his pace is 1218. Yeah. Yeah, wow. I think that's... the When I was taking a shower and I could feel all the scruff on the sides of my head that make me look like I'm 41 yeah But I'm already kind of late so Rough morning. Hey, this is not the phone if he beats you that's what's gonna be crazy He's already off the fucked up dude. I really have to go to the bathroom like to drop a deuce. I I really have to go to the bathroom like to drop a deuce. I

Wouldn't even call it dropping a deuce. I'd more call it spraying. Oh wow got a little skunk action I couldn't even pee in the bathroom because I could hear everyone like talking I was like, oh No You know what I mean? No. Shut up Saban. My clock is going to make this so much easier. What are we at Tyler? 81. Where was I at 80? I don't know. 82.

Okay. What's the point of having a fucking counter man if you can't even tell you? You know it's every 25 dude. Oh damn this dude is's gonna whoop up on you yeah this dude's gonna do it oh and he froze shit 85 this guy's gonna do it he's not gonna do it he's holding on dude actually I was 90 under seven the Oh, there was a little kink in the armor right there. You see that Chink in the armor. Yeah, he did a little like look up a little kinky armor, huh? Yeah, a little a little stubble the real difference. Here's the floor Taylor's doing it on basically concrete Okay, Devin, you're gonna have to push here in a minute, dude

100 he's got no push What? He's got no push. What? Oh. Or a lot of us. Look at all these people on this guy's nuts. He's two minutes behind. You guys are like, shut up, Taylor. Ninety six.

Taylor finished at seven thirty at one hundred. Yeah, right now. Ninety seven. What's he at? He froze. This will be ninety eight. Ninety eight. Eight. So he's a full minute behind me now. the 50 reps to go. He's going to pick the hardest 50. Everything before this doesn't even count now. Hey dude, he has three minutes to do 50. That would be hard without the pull-ups.

Oh, that would hurt so bad. Yeah. Dude, if I look at a taco, I'm going to throw up. You think you could do 100 regular burpees for 10 minutes? You do a hundred regular for ten minutes. Yeah, that one definitely Good yes, did you do a hundred fifty burpees in 12? Yeah, I don't know if I could do 150 in 10 minutes But I could do 125 for sure. I don't think he's making it. He's going super fucking slow now. I'm with just 150 What was his time? 16 12 15 John Young just updated pace at 12 47 Regular burpees that we have to pull up Heller could destroy me. Yeah. No. Oh you yes

Yeah If we if we're not a lot if you're allowed to go in maybe but no knee fucking burpees and how You mean no, you know, you can't go to a knee out of a burpee. The way I was doing them after the row. It's like squatting to a box. Listen, if I chalked up my hands, I could do it for sure. Yeah, that's the issue. It's the chalk. That's why I'm not doing it. How about this? You don't have to do a pull-up,

but you just have to touch that pull-up bar target. I don't know if I could do that. 150 and sorry. Joke. Are you shaming us? I could do that. 150. And I think he could beat me without a target. Regular 150. Yeah. I should try that. That would be hard though.

For me, I can feel my heartbeat in my lat. Oh, he's 11 burpees behind Taylor's pace right now. Oh, that's not bad. He could push. You could make that up. Devin, you could make that Devin DeVon. DeVon. I can tell you this right now on my last 20 reps I was like I'm

gonna kick it into high gear and I did one rep like jump up and I'm like no I'm not and one Hey, dude, pick it up go but he's over a minute behind at 15 or and I don't think it's plausible this No, it's not but I mean that's still impressive that he got. Oh Behind what's he at 26 he's hitting possible. Holy shit. This dude just did 127 burpee pull-ups Yeah, 127 dude. His pace is incredible. The first guy just quit No, yes. Yes. Yes Oh, this guy's hurt now now he's in lala i'm traumatized You know how when you finish work, I can just kind of stare off into the distance and you feel like your brain Come on debin percent. Yeah

Where i'm at you're at 10 130 That was like seven hours yesterday after that real burpee workout on to and on so we're good to go there. Oh god. He's got Jesus on his side man. I just got back from church. The good momma's making cornbread. Not even white dress Jesus. Nice. I have a sweet tea waiting for me after my 38th rep. Alright. I'm getting a female in the shot. I'm trying to prove I love my wife by wearing a rubber ring. Is that all good? No other chicks fuck me. Hey, do you have a tape measure. Yes Cuz I want to know the height of the pull-up bar 90 inches right no one and a half or taller You can't you can't stand that's perfect nailed it wait what if I needed He can't stand up at all. Yeah, that's perfect.

Nailed it. Wait, what? That was all the proof I needed. See? Oh, yeah, we can see it very clearly. Yeah, we can read it. Are you fucking kidding me? I believe it.

Get the camera up to the tape measure. Actually, go to the lower one. When people complain about why you get penalty in quarterfinals, it's because of retarded shit like that. You'll have people submit a video and be like, hey, this is my measurement. And they're 50 yards away. Buddy, I believe you, don't worry, I believe you.

Don't listen to Taylor, you're good, you're good. Well, how wide is it? We wanna measure how wide it is too. Dude, he has a Jesus shirt, there's no way he's lying. There's no way he's lying. He was just at church. Forgive Adam. Hey, that's not a Jesus shirt, JP.

Have you guys seen all those documentaries on Netflix how do we know he's not FLDS what does that even mean pray and keep sweet Latter-day Saints why why does it say WWJD John what would John do John John Young hey don't say anything bad there's kids behind us I almost almost messed up John would do this in 1101 so okay don't fuck it up John Young got 1101 all right Adam we're ready when you are do you have someone there who can yell out your numbers yeah yeah my wife's here hey what's her name job what's that what's her name Krista Hey girl is now Krista's husband getting goosebumps. You are now known as We're ready when you are Caleb you ready? Yeah move the comment. Yeah, give me a second. We've gone to hell you're Yes

Yell out when he hits every 25 reps. Okay, sounds good. Thank you Okay the What kind of shoes is he wearing? All-stars converse? Yeah. He's wearing chucks for this one. He could jump higher. Damn, I like how he's going from overhand to mixed grip. Hey, you know what happened? He was just at church and the pastor gave some sermon on like, you could do anything you put your mind to. Yeah.

And he's like, I feel the Holy Spirit now. He's like, he's going to get 50 in and the Holy Spirit's going to come out. Yeah, well, the Holy Spirit's going to turn into a throw up. The only difference was Taylor was speaking tongues after his This is a religious podcast here, uh Taylor if you wanted less people to compete then you should have taken longer For the five dollars, please clarify your question with another $5 question. Yeah took Taylor an hour to do the burpees It's like, all right, show what we're. Krista, tell your husband that it's not chest to bar.

No, let him go. He's like, chest to bar. He's like, chest to chest. Chest to chest. Chest to chest. There he is, there he is. There you go. Whatever he did, he fixed it.

That sucked ass. Good, good, good. This guy is so fucked. He's gonna die. He hasn't found his technique yet. He's had like seven different techniques. I like the most Where is Jared Ellis dude, I have to go where you going 50 I got work to do like I have to take a shit Yeah, and then I need a program

work to do. Like I have to take a shit. And I need a program. I have to poop. I got a program. I got shit to do. That's 2025. Oh man, Taylor, he's beating your ass right now. We're really going over. We're really going over the, we're going over the hour 20 mark. Your man is going to beat you because of Jesus. This is a Holy Volts special here. Let's let one more dude go. This dude Brady Brady, let's get, let's see this guy at five minutes. And if he's not at at least, Hey, let's let all the rest of them go at the same exact time. If he's not at 75 in, uh, in five minutes, he's out. All right.

But he shows no signs of slowing down. Are you stupid? He's already slowed down. He's already got a sweat mark on his butt crack. He's going straight. He's lower. Bad idea. He's moving. What do you call bodybuilder burpees? out Go ahead and do that. Do it. Hey, can we get a monster from the fridge in there? No, I don't want a monster Oh, I want to see why there's c4s in there. No, so Hiller hasn't met the house. Oh, never mind. Sorry. Sorry Lizzie. Thank you

Pink Starburst, yeah, it's good as hell. Wow. I can't believe I finished the best one is I can't believe I finished it and the Jolly Rancher ones are bomb. I like the blue one more than the pink. I just got a good retard. You still don't. That checks out. You still feel fucked up without a doubt. That's without a doubt.

The most I've ever worked out probably in almost a year. Ramblers right there should be a special edition. Holy balls called Amaze Balls. That was wildly uncomfortable. We should let Taylor do his own flavor of Holy Balls and call it Amaze Balls. Call it Taylor's Balls. This guy is on pace to win $500 from Holy Balls,

use code SEVON15, support them. Kill Taylor's Balls. And $500 from CA Peptides. This guy's gonna win a thousand bucks, look at him. Look at all the chalk he's using though. Sarah, rescind your $500 donation and just send me a box CA peptides. This guy's gonna win a thousand bucks. Look at him. Look at all the chalk he's using though. Sarah, rescind your $500 donation and just send me a box of peptides. 50.

Milano. That 50. He's only 27 seconds off. That's not bad. As close as anybody. Oh God. This is boring. He could blow you up.

As we know, he could make it up in the backend. Cause he's pacing her. Oh, it's Sude reads coach. This is our coach. Goes to CF one eight four. the the That was not Yes, okay, did you hear about the wicked movie and if you think I watched they were giving out all these boxes with kids I think it's on it and they would bring it over wicked comm Yeah, I know it was and they're bringing all these kids to a portal website Stalling company got a lot of trouble for that stop saying the P word else John Young officially called it he's done what people Oh, and he was my John Young nailed that he was like he's done and then the next step he laid 500 bucks don't worry Taylor. I will do that too. It's cuz John knows that look John knows that look like yeah

What rep is he at? See ya dork 65. Oh Sorry, he's. 65. Oh, sorry. He's got to go. Love you. Let's see where he's at the halfway point. Yeah, let's get him to 75. He's at 75. I also find it ironic that Judy left the orange theory for an orange gym. Did we find that a coincidence or does she just feel like it was a safe space?

Hey, Ari. Ari. Taylor, the peptide. the I heard you. All right. Where's he at now, Tyler? 1220. According to John Young. He's at 73. All right. Here we go. Two more. Yeah.

Okay. So he gets up so aggressively. You would have to speed up. Yeah. He is currently like 25 to 30 seconds off base and he's slowing way down. the- the- the- the- the- the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the over an hour and 10 minutes so if you waste my time what's your name caller Brady what

what do you say what's Brady like I'm Brady got it you know that neck you know that neck where it has like wrinkles that look like fat rolls are there but they're not it's like a tubular. You got that Brady got that? It's almost like a foreskin neck. Like that stuff they shove into the McDonald's McNuggets. Brady's got an ass on him. Hey no one in a pink shirt would ever beat Taylor.

Better take it off. Hey Brady, hey Brady, do you have a tape measure for the pull-up bar? Oh no. I promise it's 91 inches. It has to be 91 and a half inches. That's what we all tell them. Which is fucked because I'm like 5'7", so this is not open standards. Bummer. You know, you realize that if there's like a wall in real life, they're not just going to lower it because and America illegally is because he's not Canadian. He does not. That wall he dresses. They're not going to make it shorter for you, Brady. You said wall and Ortega popped in the comments. This guy thinks he's going to pace it.

That's kind of do he's just look at him. Hey, do we have a counter? Pull up bar is not over 91 and a half inches. Four and the counter is me. Yeah. Five. Hey, you know what? If what, if he does this whole workout, Hiller, whether he wins or not, we're gonna make a measure. And if it's over 91, if it's under 91 and a half inches, he's fucking sending me a thousand.

Dude, look how many steps he's taking. There's no way he beats you. He's going on a little journey. He's taking a trip every time he does a fucking burpee. Maybe they can't actually listen to you can actually think we're at 10. Does he have a counter? No, 1211. 12. Okay, so he's on the 12 minute pace. He thinks he's going to do that. that think he cracks the code he didn't

Yeah, he's gonna get read this guy's gonna get rabid Do looks inflamed like he probably ate McDonald's for breakfast day He looks like he eats with John young like if he took his shirt off He would have titties a little bit like the rest of his body is lean But then he's got like fluid filled percent body fat except for the booby. He's breastfeeding Murphy says the stepper has no shame. Oh gosh. Yeah. Wow. Justin's a zimbo. He's swinging forward like that on each pull up. That will fuck him too. I burned the nerve endings in my esophagus.

From coffee? On this workout. Oh, breathing soagus. I'm coffee on this workout. No breathing so hard. I'm chugging cock or what? Wow. Remember you represent cact now. Wow. Yeah, that yeah, he does. Yeah. Yeah.

This is the girl who knows you're not allowed to speak despairingly of other athletes, you're on the cat. If you think that that position is going to give CrossFit the opportunity to censor my opinions, how I act and who I am, you're sorely fucking miss you want to know what's awesome. Also, you got voted in as a result of you speaking about the athletes. Oh yeah. Good point. And for me to change my tune now would be everything counter to what people voted for. Yeah. And it's ridiculous that people think, Oh, someone said this on the comments. They go, you're on the GAC now.

Will you give up your spot on the seven podcast? Like what? And that's how you got it. He's getting another show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Are you a tart? Yeah. He's getting another show. She's got two. Now we're going to give him three shows. It's called the president of GAC. Yon Clark, Sporty Beth is this dude's coach.

Hey, we do need to have a show every time I have a meeting called the review. Yeah, we should We need to use that a sentinel like the the What's that thing called the emblem that you did that looks all presidential? Oh, yeah, that's your shit right there, dude That's Travis's idea. Oh, yeah, and Travis has a new one called disparaging athletes Oh, yeah, and Travis has a new website called disparaging athletes I called man and vaginies that would that's the nickname Can you do you think you could eat one of those guys? Yeah, I can now for sure. Hey, do we have a better flavor? I like that's the last flavor the kids ate them all

Whoop then give it to kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't have any more Mac Daddy. Toss me the Churrito, buddy. Churrito, here. Oh, damn, I wanted to catch that. You want to save one? I'm so hungry now.

That's all that's left, Susan. So I should hide it? Okay, thank you. This will be 47 right here. We treat Omi You want to get some holy balls yourself 715 is the code go to holy balls comm Wh o l l y ba l l s dot com holy balls mom and pop company all hand-made handcrafted My kids love them. I want them family some there's no shit in them I was reading the ingredients earlier also see a peptides Dot-com is putting five hundred dollars to anyone who can beat Taylor's. Where's he at? Burby pull-ups for time?

This will be 50 Tyler 53 I'm saying that Tyler 53. Oh My god, he's he's done. Yeah, he's done for oh, he's got he's not he's doing 12 a minute He's already slowing way down. Did he pass? Oh, he's on 12 a minute All he needs is to do is get 60 at the five-minute mark and he's on his to beat you the second We saw his in patient dude soon as we saw his way his inflammation When I heard Pete Shaw behind me like,

Focus on your footwork! I was like, I'm focusing on death. Not dying? I was like, yep. I know I need to focus on my footwork, but I can't. John Young called it for us. He said this is a 15 minute pace. No, this isn't a 15 minute pace.

Yes it is, asshole. Matt, I'm happy I look like the straight version of this guy. No, hey! He has slowed down since his first 30 reps. So what he's saying is his current pace is a 15 minute pace. This dude needs to cut out the refined carbohydrates. 63. I thought we were in pain.

Hey, my wife's getting hangry. I want to fucking finish this show. I know we are going to finish it but... Give her a holy ball. Oh, he's struggling on the pull-ups now. He's been struggling I wanna fucking finish this show. I know, we are gonna finish it. Give her a holy ball. Oh, he's struggling on the pull-ups now. He's been struggling on the fucking pull-ups. Oh my god. Hey Trish, hey Trish, you retard.

It's not next, it's see ya. Oh, shut up Trish. I hate Trish. What's 12 times the... He needs 72 at the six minute mark Trish if I ever meet you I'm gonna he's at 68. He's got four more. What are you gonna do? Well, I know Trish is a fat male. It's not a natural female I'm not gonna be hitting a woman so I'm gonna hit a fat guy. I think we're saying you're gonna gape her

No, I've had all the whole and I thought it was gonna be okay once I'm probably gonna smack I'm probably gonna smack Trish's fat gut and that as hard as I can. 21. Have you ever been fat and somebody smacks you in the gut as hard as they can? When's the last time you had a five star? Me too. Dude, probably like a year ago. What's a five star?

My dad Jake gives it to me all the time. We're supposed to slap you in the back with our open hand. As hard as they can when you don't have your shirt on. You've never had a five star? I don't ever take my shirt off. Step on more than anyone I know. He's not exposed to a five star. Step on more than anyone I know and I respect it because it's how I feel now.

He hates like... 75. The hitting game. Oh, that's it. He's done. He's done. He's done. He's done. Should we teach the boys? I hate the hitting games. No.

No, don't teach them. No, they are stupid who? Hating games Dude, you're a sting pong. We used to do dead legs in high school. I hated that site for me I always I always got bullied in middle school We're like the game body blows. It just it was basically you just fought each other but you didn't punch each other in the face Oh, yeah Body blows I would always get the fucking it out of me Guy go over here. He's almost done. Oh, he's done

He was a minute off at 75. Alcos, bye. Valley and Tri. Everybody go head over to Vindicate. He got a brand new website up. Good job, Jamie. Well, go to Vindicate, but before you go to Vindicate, go to SentinelTraining.com. If you ever want to be able to do 150 bull burpee pull-ups without quitting like a pussy, sign up. Oh, someone voted.

From one bald dude doing nothing. Dun dun dun. All right. Good job, Brady. Yeah, great booted him. From one ball dude doing nothing. Dun dun dun. Good job, Brady. Yeah, great show guys. Crazy. Thank you, C.A. Peptides, for putting up the extra 500. Holy balls, you're amazing. Thank you for getting our back for the last two weeks. Wow, again next week?

Hunter for the Burby Bullups? Yeah. Wow, you're going to put yourself back again? There's no way you have the balls to do that again. Nobody can hurt Taylor like Taylor anyway, really? No way 25 just look you just lower no way Start lowering it Taylor 140 next week 130 next hey Were you scared at all when you were done like ooh, this isn't like we scared no, no No, I knew I I slowed down knowing that if I didn't I would have really hurt myself

Yeah, and even when I like backed off a bit. It still was so painful. Did you have any strategy? Yeah, and it was the wrong strategy. What was the strategy in a minute? Wow Nine was the goal. Yeah All right guys, thank you very much great show love you guys, uh, we'll see you tomorrow morning I don't think we have oh no we do we have glint things is gonna take over the podcast tomorrow morning and uh, We might end up doing something. All right. I gotta go. Who knows tyler watkins you demand. Thank you c beaver. Thank you. Thanks guys Love everyone talk to you guys later. Peace out. Bye