The Sevan Podcast - Late Night with Andrew & Sevan

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

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Oh, my audio is good, I think. Oh no, Uh, us, uh, okay. How's my audio? That's better than it was. Good. Good. How's mine? Yours is great. Awesome. Is that just using your computer? No, I got this like dildo looking thing over here. Oh man. That thing works good. You don't, you keep it that far away from your mouth and the dildo still works. Yeah. What if I put it right here? What does that do? That's amazing. That makes me jump up a little bit. Is that different a lot of base? I mean, it sounds good far away too. Hey, let me ask you this really quick just completely

off topic sure There's these two countries shoot There's these two countries. Shoot. Okay, there's this country, Israel, and it's brawling with its neighbor, it's brawling with its neighbor, Palestine, right? Okay. And Israel's got its homies, right? Like people supporting it.

And then Palestine has its homies, right? And one of Palestine's homies is Iran, and then these other organizations called like Hezbollah and Hamas and shit like that, right? Have you been fault? Did you see what happened in the last 48 hours? I pay this much attention. Okay, but check this out. You just got to hear this story. This is crazy. All right All that like like 500 his Bola dudes had walkie talkies

All that like like 500 his Bala dudes had walkie talkies No, so let me go first on day one. They blew up like Israeli pushed a button and like 2800 pagers on these Hamas dudes blew up So imagine you and your homies all have pagers and your enemy pushes a button and all your pagers blow up Could they do that with an iPhone? That's a good question. I think that's a good question. I think that the, let me tell you the rest of the part story.

So the next, so they're scrambling, right? They're like, how the fuck did they do that to us? Then the next day, these guys pivot to walkie talkies and they blow up like 500 of their walkie talkies while the dudes are using them. Why do they walkie talkies? I don't know. I mean, they're just trying to find ways to communicate.

I think under top secret, um, you know, while a war's going on, but the, the, the top secret way, I think, I think any walkie talkie around. I think the leading theory is, is that they've been working on this project for like 10 years dude And that they sold them pagers and walkie talkies that had explosives in them that had c4 in them already Interesting anyway, that's crazy right yeah, that would suck or it's like he's usually got those in your pocket So they're probably right next to your you know like on your quad next to your penis and all that Yeah, exactly. Yeah, imagine you're going off every oh dude All sorts of crazy pictures on the internet of bad. Then at that point you kind of just finish yourself off if you don't have a dick Really? I'm done

Just imagine if all of our homies in the locker room all of a sudden we all got lice one day We all live in different states and we all got lice. We would be like, Holy shit, we've been infiltrated, but only I got lice. Oh, yeah. But they gave, but they gave everyone lice in two days. It's a good thing that we're not out, but not all at Tirolata Palooza. I gave him a lot of insecurity. Oh, okay. So tell me, so I was traveling all day. Was today the first day of that? Yes. Okay. What? That's in SoCal. Pedro's Pedro's work in the event. I see him sitting on stage like a G. Yeah How is it? How is everything? Did everything go smoothly? No

Watching it all day. Did you make any crazy post? I haven't here's the deal. It's like They made it decently easy to watch it, which is good, but all day was really just 7 o'clock or 830 until 11. So it was two and a half hours and that was all day. 830 to 11. That's my time. That's three hours? Two and a half. Yeah. Two and a half hours. What were they doing the rest of the day? They had community events and stuff? Yeah, they had the gauntlet, they had individual, intermediate, RX, all those people. Just a sign-up division, I think, going. And they did eight on eight? It was World versus North America, except for Brett Fikowski was on the World team? Yeah, I don't know if I've got an explanation for that yet.

I heard it's because Ricky was supposed to be on the World Team and he pulled out. Well, why would they put Brent in then? Oh, you mean as opposed to? He's from the same spot freaking Vellner's at. You mean as opposed to grab someone else from like the World? Yeah, who else could they put there? They should have picked the coach. What's the coach in Europe?

The really cool guy? Fakudo. No, they could have grabbed Fakudo. Andrei Hudei. Hudei. Thank you. Hudei. We don't need no Brian out of me here.

They should have put in Andrei Hudei. Yeah, that is an interesting question. I wonder why they did use Brian. Anyway, how is the comp? Roman Krennikov. Oh yeah, Roman is an interesting question. I wonder why they did use rent. Anyway, how is the common Roman Krennic off? Oh, yeah Roman. Yeah, he's there. He's doing some meet-and-greet event tomorrow with Brooke and Ellie Turner They're gonna put your koski in there. They could have put a Jay Crouch. Oh, Jay Crouch yellow hosta

Yellow hosta Bailey Martin. Oh Bailey Martin, I like that. I'm just looking at names. Yeah, I'm a huge fan of all those guys. Sam Cornway? But no, he's Canada. Never mind. I'm done. Romans Injured. What? I guess. Yeah, I guess I have heard that a bit. And then I just caught the last five or ten minutes of it as I came up to my room.

And they were doing Max Snatch and Max Clean Injured. And then I just caught the last five or ten minutes of it as I came up to my room and they were doing Max Snatch and Max Clean and Jerks. Right? I mean, I think that that's a good way to end it. I mean, it was exciting for me just to turn it on and watch Guy and Ariel. The best part of the entire event today was Ariel Loewen in my opinion all of it and she said she said a PR is that why uh it's maybe I got some bias on that cuz I

like Ariel low in but also she was like trying to keep up with Tia she was hitting her lift she ran over to her to Dylan and her kid after I don't know I thought it was more impressive to watch Ariel do that than it was to watch Guy lift at 90% and pump the crowd up over lifts that don't matter to him. Because I've seen him do what, 400 and something pounds before. How close did Tia get to her PR? I think I've seen Tia do 265, so she was 10 pounds under. Ariel had two PRs. And I guess Dani Spiegel would have been North America, but she could have been a good

draw for this event. She would have been, yeah. Hey, so they have a shitload of big names there. They do. I mean, I'm kind of all of them. Why do they keep calling Pedro Peter on the stream? I don't know. Why do they? Are they calling him Peter?

That is his name. Oh, that's weird. It's not here, it's not. Oh, that is so weird. Better question, why was Matt O'Keefe wearing sunglasses on the pre-show when it was dark out? It was nighttime maybe the comment section everyone's like O'Keeffe's on drugs yeah I thought

that's right away what I thought maybe he was micro dosing I don't know I wore I wore sunglasses today on the plane the whole time are you micro dosing no they were prescription sunglasses dude you wanna you want to know something crazy? I love crazy stuff. I play softball once a week and Tweaked my back a little bit and it hurt pretty bad and I had some leftover super ibuprofen Uh-huh. That's what I thought they were but it was a Hydrocodone. Oh, that's fun. And I took one and I'm like Alexis this this heavy profins making me feel all loopy and

I looked at it and it's like oh, that's not ibuprofen How many did you take just one? I don't like to take much What were you doing that you hurt your back? Were you swinging the bat? Running I like turned a bass and I was running real hard And did you feel it happen? No, it's kind of one of those things where you feel it after you come down. Right? Yeah.

It's like you walk off and it's like, Oh, that doesn't feel good. And then it starts to stiffen up a little bit. Um, upper back, lower back. Oh, I mean, I don't have the best lower back. It's I got a history of that, but it was just funny because I couldn't sleep real well. So I took one last night and I slept like a baby and I was like, oh, that's cool. I don't really sleep like that anymore. And then I took one today and I go, wow, what's up with this?

It's like, oh, I've been broke. You're high on drugs right now. No. Yeah. Did you work out today? I recommend the assault bike. Yeah. Did you work out today? I recommend the assault bike. Yeah. I know you recommend the assault bike.

20 minutes of assault bike. No, your go-to is 10 minutes and 120 calories. Yes. And then you do a 20 minute EMOM or something. You know my regimen. Right. Do the athletes look like they're taking it seriously? Yes and no. I say that because, and this is something that I really don't like but I totally understand,

during that second event the teams would just kind of quit when they realized they had no shot. And it really doesn't make any sense for them to do the work if they're not going to win. It's like golf, it's like skins in golf where you either win or you lose and either way you get a point or you don't Yeah, so if you're not going to get a point, you know it then why finish? Right, but I don't like that. They are allowed to just stop because then you're kind of while you want a point You're making them do more work Right. I get it, but I don't like it Um, they I mean if uh if Ariel hit

two PRs that sounds pretty serious. Look at this comment. Marco. I just looked at Brooke and Mitch and I cropped out Mitch lol. Uh who's Mitch? Mitchell Hooper? I'm assuming Hooper. And it would have been better if you would have been like hey can you get out of the picture so I don't drop you out later. Yeah, hooper beat it. It must have been somewhat serious though if Ariel said a couple PRs. Yeah I mean I think I think she was trying to keep up with Tia I think that's why it was cool and she hit PRs like that's as much as she had I didn't know she was that strong. And are they tied in points I I think I saw at the end there, they said the teams were tied. Yeah, and that's kind of a load of crap as well. Talk to me.

If you listen, you only watch the weightlifting part? I just watched like the last 10 or 15 minutes as I was getting to my hotel room, setting up my computer. One of my biggest grapes of the event is that it's decently confusing. And that's coming from me, who I try to keep up with everything. And I want to be alert so I can at least inform people what's going on. And I think one of the best things that the event did is to

have these little surfboard animations before. Yeah, they show you what's happening. I like Alright, so that's nice. Actually, Alexis sat down and she's trying to then she was watching she's asking me all these questions and I go like this, I'm not gonna tell you anything because I wanna see what it's like for someone who has no idea what's going on. And she was giving me some feedback.

But the broadcasters had no idea what was going on at the second event. And you asked me, you're like, it's all tied up. That's what you just said. And I'm like, yeah, but it kind of seems like they forced it because they split the scoring on the men women's second event kind of out of the blue it seemed like oh and they didn't do it on the first event So the first of the women were working simultaneously on the first one and The broadcasters on the second one were like yeah it's one score wait

no it's two scores no it's one score no it's two scores it's like explain this to me though if there were two events and one of the events was giving away two points and the other event was giving away one point how could it be tied shouldn't it be two to one because the first event was worth one the second was worth two and the final event was worth one, the second event was worth two, and the final event was worth one. Oh, there was a final event? The Snatch and Clean and Jerk. The third event was the final, tonight. Oh, okay. So there's four total scores, and the world won the Snatch and Clean and Jerk, and then the...

...the women's version of the second version. And what was the event that they split? I thought it would have been the weightlifting event. It was the one with the wall walks and the sandbag or the worm complex. And the men and women did those separate? Yeah. So they chose three women to go against three women. And the women won on that one with the wall walks. The Tia.

Tia basically won. And then she won on that one with the wall walks the Tia Tia basically won and then she won again Because if they were gonna split anything I would have thought they would have split The weightlifting events Why Because the just the men and women are different. They would have been like, okay Here's you get a point your woman got the best snatch, you get a point, your woman had the best clean and jerk. Right.

But I think he, oh, oh, I see what you mean. Scoring wise. Yeah. Scoring wise. But then you think about also who's on the rosters and they would have won both. I guess they- With Devers and Devers. I guess they got to be careful splitting them up because then Tia's going to, that's just

giving points to the world every single time Because of Tia because it's Tia sure. Yeah But then I don't know I really thought that the North America team would run away with everything I Think that they caught a huge break on the that middle event Who did the North America team or the world team the world team caught a huge break on that middle event. Who did? The North America team or the World Team? The World Team caught a huge break. Oh, so you don't think... It should be two to one after the first day, in my opinion.

And so you don't think the World Team is going to win at all? You think come Sunday the North America takes the $20,000 per person? I mean, it would really, really suck for the event for that to happen But I think that's what's gonna happen because they're just better athletes over there. Sure. Yeah, you can only you can only get one point at a time Who's the weakest link on the world team? It looked like a Noah Kai and who's the weakest link on the North America team God uh, do their men are stacked they got down they got Jeff and they got a Maderas

They're they're freaking stat. They had two champions and then Dellons like the next comer, right? And then they got freaking Melner who's that was on the podium. So and then the women They got Brandon Raptis, who my low end and who's the fourth chick, do you know? You don't know any of this, do you? No. No. I'm failing.

Oh, Rolf, Rolf, so. Oh, Rolf's the weak link then. But I just made it like- You think Rolf's a weaker link than Daniel Brandon? Yes, I do. Well, shit. And anybody can go ahead and disagree with that. And what about him?

And I thought I saw Hopper in some Instagram clips. He's not competing? He's just there? He's competing against Mitchell Hooper in an assault-like competition. Oh, and did they do that yet? I don't know. That's a good question.

Does anyone know who won that? It was 20 cows. Dude, the Instagram clips I've been seeing from Wadapalooza are the best Instagram clips I've seen from a competition in a long time. I mean, at least better than anything I've seen come from the CrossFit Games. Because?

Just like, I like that thing where they were eavesdropping. were in the rooms and they were eavesdropping and that was good And then there was another one I saw today Where he was he basically told him like hey, I'm gonna win that event you guys don't have a chance And then on the other side builder goes that's one you can have one. Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was now they got two so Did you like that clip too like you did that's the kind of stuff I think Yeah, that shit's awesome. Who's doing that for them? Do we know who's getting that footage? I don't know. No But what does suck is that in that postgame interview? He is now almost backpedaling on that. It's like it's so nice to be around all these people

I'm learning so much from everybody and it's like no rip their freaking throats out. Yeah. Like I just I'm trying to give a show to all the people. It's like no stop it. Did it rain there Hiller? No not no. Were the mats wet? Yes they were. And that's just ocean that's just marine layer coming off the ocean? I think it's from the temperature change from what it seems like right? I think it's hot all day and the sun's beating on the rubber all day And then it stays hot and then it gets cold then it just condensates Okay, because and there's been we have a ton of fog right now. Um in the mornings on the west coast a ton So let's probably watch this thing at 58 minutes. Do you see the comment section saying this?

No, I'm about to pull it up if that's cool, please All right, I'm gonna kill the sound I guess it's on Daniel Brandon on the left we got to see what goes on here There she is is that chalk on Emily Rolfe's tits I see what you're looking at cuz we're supposed to be looking over here Oh, there she is. Is that chalk Oh my god, who's in the back? She should have the shit beat out of her. Who was that? That's Daniel Brandon. Oh my god That is some douche No, no, no, no. No, is she right? Who cares if she's right? Oh Incorrect. Yeah, cuz they had that burpee penalty. Oh my why are they doing burpees? Oh my god. I roll You see that I roll it see if I can post it on the I roll here. You make it full screen

Yeah, I make a bigger dude I would be so pissed if I was doing a worm and someone fucking dropped the worm like that Well, you know that when they drop the worm they got to do a penalty, right? So like the second Danielle chucks it like that. They got to start doing Murphy. Oh my god. What did she think was gonna happen? Who's in the middle? Team oh my god poor Ariel It's far is one of the best part about putting all these individuals into a team Do it. Hey, dude, that's about as dangerous as the shit you can get in the games

I think I think that's horribly dangerous Do you've never done a worm? Have you know? It sucks when that thing gets out of control and drops on somebody. That looks so fucking dangerous. Oh yeah. Speaking of dangerous, you know the PFAA signed off on the event, right? On that, just on all the workouts? I think I got that ready too.

Hey, they should have a protocol, Hiller, for dropping the workouts. I think I got that ready too. Hey, they should. Oh, that's a clip. They should have a protocol, Hiller, for dropping the worm, like that they go review with the athletes. That is insane, dude. Our team in the PFA leadership will be collaborating in the lead up to the tier Wadapalooza SoCal. They will be on site throughout the event to listen to the athletes and support their competition on the floor. They are literally on the floor. Yeah, like, so do Brenton Velner go over and talk to her after she does that and say, Hey, man, that's not cool. I was actually wondering whose idea was I mean, I saw Daniel was the first one

to be chalking up those ramps, but like the ramps are so close. And here's the- The ramps for, wait, what ramps? The handstand walking ramps. Uh-huh. I was losing my mind. I actually texted JR during this and I'm like,

dude, what's your opinion on the freaking handstand walking ramp? Because I'll show you here, give me a second. I'll be able to yank it up. And this is what, this is what's ridiculous at the PFA signs off on this event and nothing happened here, but all you gotta do is look at the floor. And these ramps right here are right next to the kettlebells. Uh, how do I get this freaking shot of the kettlebells?

Show me the kettle. See, See this right here? Yeah. And like that's just steel in the middle of the floor and everyone's like well what's the big deal? And it's like well if you remember regionals 2018 they have to like cross a five-foot barrier before they come down off of their hands. And these two handprints right here is basically where the athletes had to come down. Yeah so if someone went over backwards, which is very common They could they would their feet at best would hurt the hit the kettlebells and at worst it would Hit their spine. So you watch where rep this comes down here. I guess where they're all coming down and it's just People think it's not too big of a deal.

No, it's a big deal. But you compare the PFAA sanctioned event to something at CrossFit 2018, and it's like you guys are, 2018. Look at you, cruising. Yeah, it's the drugs. Just cruising. What? Yeah, it's the drugs. Just cruising.

I think it was at night four. Nah, I got it. Seve, let's hear you talk about the New York City COVID czar having Mali-fueled sex parties during the lockdowns. Who is that? I don't know. Maybe it's a bad example because it was the red lion at this event. I'm thinking different year. But there's no kettlebells there. Yeah. Were there kettlebells in the workout?

No. Oh, well that's why there's no kettlebells. Bad example there. Okay. And so tomorrow, do they go at night again also? It's just a short thing at the end. They just do two and a half hours at night? Yeah, I believe so. And then they do that Sunday night too, and then they do

that Sunday night too and then they crown the champion. $200,000 going out there and it's the first. Yeah, I heard the the winners get $20,000 each and the losers get $5000 each. I wonder if they got paid to go there too or like if

that's part of their payment, right? Like they get 5000 if they get lose, right? Or maybe they had sponsors cover their trip out there or something. I think it's tier. I think tier is the sponsor is. I'm not positive though. Why do you guys? Because I was just wondering, because some of the athletes have like, you know, their own individual sponsors, like big sponsors, like Danielle Brandon has Rad, right? Right.

And Jess Madera says no bull. Yeah. So I think that's the reason why I think that's the reason why I think that's the reason why I think that's the reason why I think that's the reason why I think that's the reason why I think that's the reason why I think that's the reason why I think that's the reason why I think that's the reason why I think of the athletes have like, you know, their own individual sponsors, like big sponsors, like Danielle Brandon has rad, right? Right. And, and just Maderas has no bull, but like, uh, I, I guess, uh, uh, Brent, Pat, um, Colton, Jeff, Jeff all have tier. Does he got a, does he got them tagged in his bio? Jeff has in his link tree.

He's got a link tree. He's got fag grips. He's got tears. He's got Podium, Rogue, Go Wide, Pixel. And so I'm assuming some combination of those. What does Podium give people? Cancer. You think it gives them money?

Or he had a link there there and if you buy it He gets a cut of the purchase through the link He probably gets a cut like an affiliate program Yeah, yeah Somebody like him gets money For having it there and I wonder what the rogue sponsorship looks like I wonder if it's just like they get a cut that that rogue will make them a t-shirt and give them a percentage of their t-shirts or if they get flat cash. When you're someone like Heather, I bet you get flat cash.

And I think you could actually sell it and then you tell them you want a code but. Because I think I think I forget how much they get from their t-shirts but it's a good chunk of money. Some of the athletes have done very well in the past selling t-shirts to rogue like very very good bridges or someone like that. Yeah Bridges throwing home bird that crew. Yeah back in the day for sure. They were making bank for sure Yeah, I think I remember Bailey telling me he was making bank from his t-shirt sales on rogue That probably goes away soon as you're like out of the public eye Yeah, I think bridges is still sponsored by rogue though How do you have a video on the road the other day? Oh, yeah, good point. They probably sent him one

Hey, how did how did Pedro do? I? We didn't we watched a little bit of the post show but he was good to free show I mean naturally didn't seem like he was nervous and The way I understood is so he's not on all day with rotating guests No, it looks like he's just doing the evening stuff From what I saw thus far yeah, they will hit the stream up at night So he was Pedro only on twice right before and right after or while chase and Sean take pee breaks in between events does

he come on? I think they should have had him on because there was some dead time. I wonder what I could have done with him. But yeah, that's all he did. And you watch the whole thing? Yeah. And who so so in the evening he had the Lauren girl the old school Lauren girl O'Keefe and Dylan and who did he have on in the beginning? Chandler, Ellie and O'Keefe again. O'Keefe with glasses. Ellie Justin's chick. Yeah Ellie Turner. Oh shit so is she still

she gonna compete again? I thought she was retired. There were rumors she was pregnant. I wonder who started those rumors. It wasn't me. I didn't start those rumors. She doesn't look pregnant. She actually looks kind of leaner than ever. OK.

Maybe less inflamed because her training regimen's not so crazy. Oh, interesting. You think? I mean, that's what I would think I know I know that that I feel like a lot of the guys look crazy and flame just because they're just going at it So so hard all the time. I don't think the guys look that I was actually telling Alexis that like this Set of athletes like this John this era they look like garbage compared to the era of like 15 16 17 Think about like Graham Holmberg Josh Bridges, Kalipa. They all look like stone Heppner Heppner stone and these guys all look soft

Maybe Chris Hinshaw for that. Maybe maybe Frazier kind of Ushered that in that it's not necessary. It's not the best thing to always be so lean I don't know if Fraser look pretty good too though but I know what you're saying I yes I agree and Adler looks like he's made of stone he does yes and he's a champion and and chase and Sean did the commentary They did and did they see more relaxed than normal like it wasn't like like the stress was off of them You know what I mean because it's like a fun event, you know what I mean It's just like it's it's not like it's on ESPN and like everything has to be perfect You can get a little more loose like a like I would guess the commentators are like on a Pro Bowl NFL game

You watch the Pro Bowl. No, but I'm just saying I'm assuming I'm assuming they're a little more like, you know Cavalier with their statements. They seem pretty chill. Yeah The they weren't cutting the microphones So you can hear him talking a little bit off too Anyone say anything inappropriate? No, it depends on who you ask, but I don't think so Okay, so maybe something could have been inappropriate Yeah, everyone can go ahead and look if they want good luck finding anything

And um, and how about other people is uh, I I saw it did spin and I thought I saw spin Well, yeah, they did they did they did a cast a spin cast What and were they basically like watching it and commentating it in their show? I don't know because I had it on my TV and I never clicked over but it does look like yeah, they were talking over it Spin cast yeah here here it is I thought that was good there it is that means oh okay totally they were and they got the event over here which I know these big eyes so you think Sean and Chase didn't know what the events were no no no they knew what the events were they didn't know how the scoring was

getting broken down, okay? You know what I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's just never mullet still Maderas yeah, I Don't know I can't even tell who that is. I mean, I know he does in this video But I don't know if does he have one right now. Who's the girl to the right of them? That is a man To the right of them. Yeah, a man. To the right of him? Yeah, that's that lysis dude, I believe. No, that's a girl. That is a man.

That's a girl. That thing? It has a leotard on. This dude is a man. Oh, that, oh, I thought that was Justin. Oh yeah, yeah, I thought that was Justin. For some of the ratings, you thought the first one to rate was a check?

That's Justin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. I thought it had a pink leotard on. Oh no. Those are gray noble pants. Tomorrow at 8 a.m. Kil Taylor, 8 a.m.

No, 5 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. Crazy. For you. 5 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. And then also tomorrow at the venue at the Paper Street Coffee booth at 2 p.m. CA peptides will be there giving away a hundred

100 free shirts 50 for the men and 50 for the women CEO shirts Yeah, I think they're bpc 157 shirts. Oh nice. Hey paper Street paper Street. Yes Hey, dude. I was watching that video of yours. A CrossFitter finally comes clean. What'd you think? Dude. Not yet. Yeah. It's so good.

Is she, I thought you did her good. Is she happy? Did she thank you for it or is she upset? I saw keeping your real made a comment. I went and I checked her videos out to see if anybody had filtered through and keeping it real left a comment and she said she appreciated it and being there. So I think that she's into it. Oh, yeah, she should be it's a great video You did her justice. Yeah Didn't go hard on her. I don't think no it was I think you were complimentary of her

But here's the crazy part The craziest craziest thing I learned in that video that I'm still struggling to understand And i've run it by like four other people and they all agreed that if you're a woman And you do steroids You get to keep the gains you get to keep the bigger clit too. They said they said the clit doesn't go back Down you spoke to women who have done it or men who know women who have done it? Men who know women who've done it. Yeah. Yeah, they said the whole look of the vagina changes but but but and the strength gets kept. Well, that's insane, dude. Uh huh. The implications of that

are wild. If you're a girl, why wouldn't you just take a year off and just get fucking jacked out of your mind? And the same thing happens when you have a kid, dude. I've talked about this before. There's like some hormone that goes wild in the body when women have children. And that's why they always come back better. I mean, we saw with Annie, we've seen it with Ariel and like, it's fine. It just happens when they, when their hormones go wild,

it's like they're going through puberty and they come out different. it's like they're going through puberty and they come out different. Like Ariel was not who she was as an athlete prior to having a kid. Like she said she was going to retire and now she's here to stay. Yeah. And Andy's daughter was on her way

out, has a kid, and then she finishes third the next year. And she had a second kid. She's having it, right? or it's already out I think it's already out and and um, I wonder if she's gonna come back I think she will If my theory holds true, she'll come back even better Yeah, it's a second kid. Uh, I don't know how it works in the second one. I think it's progesterone. I think that one goes wild in the women

With pregnancy it's an adaptation Because a scientist told me once you will only be your fittest self when you're pregnant Is that Donald Trump? I knew we watched this show Hey, so, uh, so The implications for that are pretty wild I mean I think I mentioned that video. I know probably about a dozen chicks who have done performance enhancers and like fuck

Marissa Hino Marissa Hinojosa says no, not for me. You get the shitty pregnancy then. The shitty hormones. Hey, what about the fact that she didn't know exactly what drugs she was taking? She thought she was taking Anivar. That's trippy if you're a chick because you don't want to take the wrong drug because then you end up with a voice like hers and a face like hers. Like if you or I take the wrong drug, we can get away with it a bit.

Depending on how long you take it for. Because we're built and we're made and we almost probably want the side effects of those things, right? Right. That's why you're taking them. Chicks don't they don't want the square jaw. They don't want a deeper voice They don't want hair. Oh Listen to this a Saxon Fujimoto There you go, that's crazy that's a cool statement yeah, that's going against five to eight pounds skeletal muscle bone and connective tissue During pregnancy five to eight pounds of skeletal muscle bone and connective tissue. During pregnancy, five to eight pounds of skeletal muscle, bone

and connective tissue. I remember when Haley was pregnant with Obvious, she was strong as shit. Look at this. Olivia, this is great news. I'm pregnant right now and I'm struggling to rest my toddler without being out of breath. Do you know what's really crazy about having kids? I don't. It is the stroller. The stroller is a hell of a contraption that could fuck your back up and shit and it's hard to get in and out of the back of the car and especially if you have a stroller for twins and I always wonder how mortals do it like non-crossfitters do it.

Didn't Greg say on a show recently he's gonna make a carbon fiber stroller? Yeah, he should. It's crazy. Whenever I see just regular people having to move a stroller around, I'm like, how the fuck do they do that? Cause it's fucking hard. I work with a client today

and I sold him one of my rowers. Oh. A couple of months back and just today, months later, he goes, so I had to move that rower. And I remember when you put it into my car for me and I never told you that when I had to take it out, I assumed it'd be easy because I watched you put it into my car. Like I loaded it into his truck for him. He's like, I had to take it out and it was a son of a bitch. And Yeah, and it's like that those are and this dude works out

So you're saying the same thing kind of the stroller like they move things around and the stroller when you move the stroller It's so big. It's such a big weird contraption and get into a trunk. It's so far off your midline You know what I mean hold up though like pretty nice They do but not like it's like taking like a 25 pound plate and like put whole it's like this you know what I mean it's like far away from your body and like you're trying to stuff it into weird positions and shit I just see all these fat dumpy ladies haven't moving strollers around like they're on the juice like how that they make it look so easy and I'm like God that that I know that's not easy. If I had the choice about being punched by just like your run-of-the-mill chick and a pregnant woman

I would choose run-of-the-mill chick because I think pregnant women can hit hard and they're strong. Yeah and fierce Yeah, so they can move strollers. I was on the plane today and I was waiting in line to get on the plane and I was looking at the demographics I was in the in the line to go first class There were 20 first class seats. You're gonna piss me off You go and I know where you're going with this do you Try me I'll tell you I'll tell you if it is okay, and it's it's a 15 white dudes and five

And four white women and five And Four white women and an Asian woman. I took a little little demographic, you know So far so far as this or thought it was going and all the dudes all the dudes are like look like like Cucks they just they just they're just pussies. They just all look like pussies They just they just they're just pussies. They just all look like pussies Anyway, so so we get on the plane and we're all sitting there in first class and then the plane lands and we're all gonna Get off the plane and There's two women who need help

And you know out of all of all the men the only three men who noticed that these fucking women needed help Were me, Susa and Greg? Like they needed help with their bags and shit like the other day it's just like yeah We're fucking leaving San Francisco and going to Boston and they have the fucking social awareness of a fucking that it's just It's just pathetic Those are those are two just those are just two rotten cities by the way, san francisco and boston There I don't even I think they combine. I think you have more testosterone than the entire city of yeah help with what? on say

Um, so one lady the the lady next to me Needed help getting her back Uh heard the thing open and her bag out cause it was heavy. And then there was a lady up in the front where Greg was sitting cause I wasn't sitting next to Greg and, uh, her bag was in the back and clear. I even noticed it. Like she was kind of worried cause she was going to get off the plane and her bag was like further back. You know what I mean? Like people, she was like four seats back from where she was sitting. So,, you know if your bags four seat back from where you're sitting

It's hard to get your back because all the assholes are trying to get off the plane and no one gives a fuck about anyone else Right. There's no gentleman on a plane So you have these stories, right? Yeah, I always want you to like say something in the moment Oh to the guy like to the guy you want me to be like, yeah Yeah, yeah, or like it depends how far away like if you're right next to the chick like just help her But if you're a couple over be like, hey dude quit being a bitch Yeah, I remember you told this story once about a movie theater And I think you said some people were talking and I'm like why don't you turn around tell her to shut the fuck up?

Yeah Because I love doing it just to make people like Alexis uncomfortable. Yeah, my wife. Yeah, my wife would hate that. Yeah, I was walking into a Costco the other day. And they just recently implemented these card scanners. And there's two of them. And some chick was just standing right in the middle of two of them. And she was dressed up all like really fancy. And she was taking her sweet ass time. And there's like this line just piling up. And I just turn it over like, Hey, any day. Oh, shit. Everyone around you like, thank

God somebody said something, right? You just know it. Right. And then like, it's almost like she started walking slower after that. But I just want you to do that sometime Jeff Baker judgmental much Jeff. I want to explain something to you. Oh, I was judging the shit out of that shit It's like you're not the most important person here. Everyone knows you got to scan your card Jeff if I said that you were a negative whiny complainer who presents on the internet like a 75 year old man who hasn't got laid in fucking three years that wouldn't be judgmental that would be an observation with analysis Yeah, were you judging the cucks? Is that what he said?

Well, I was giving an now I was giving an observation and then giving an analysis with the belief that if women need help, or if anyone needs help, even if they were men, I would have said the same thing. Like an old Asian dude. He's like, I can't reach. Yeah, exactly. Or a little old Armenian dude. Yeah, like you. Yeah. Like several of his help. Yeah. All he's written is the assault bug. He, like you. Yeah. Like several years old. Yeah. All he's written is the assault book. He's got no strength left. So you have to be careful how you

use this word judgment because like I'm not judging you. Those are observations that I'm making about you and with analysis. Thank you. He who hath no sin cast the first stone. Yeah, that doesn't even work there. What if you want stones thrown at you just as hard? Like he's wanted, like give me one. Do you want stones choked at you, Saban? Uh, maybe if I... there's a situation where I'd want stones thrown at me. Because like if I was holding up an entire line of people, I want someone to say something like get out of the way. I'm like, oh fuck. I didn't know. Yeah

Yes, like shut fucking brick at my head. Yes. Yes Because sometimes you just don't know like what if all these dudes around that you're calling cucks just just didn't know Oh, yeah, and they don't because you're right. They don't know people just don't care or pay attention to anyone, but themselves Yeah, I think most of it is that when we when we got to the foot when we were waiting for the car our car To come pick us up There was an old lady the airport was packed and it was fucking you know when you're a baggage claim and you're outside and everyone's Waiting for a car to stop and pick them up and every spots taken so people are parking two lanes and three lanes Out and everyone's rushing there was a fucking late

It was like that it was chaos and there was an old lady talking on a cell phone Walking in the street towards the cars as they were trying to park Did you stop her I just thought oh my god Hoping her to get 10,000 million views and I just thought I just thought oh my god Hoping her to get 10 000 million views and I just thought I just thought oh my god If there's someone as dumb as her in a car coming towards her, we're gonna see her get run over Uh, there's a there's a there's a phrase or a theory for that Survival of the fittest what's the opposite of that? um

Death that uh morons get killed first, the weak die. It's just like you weed out, it's like in 300 where they cast the disformed babies over the cliff. So you just, you know, later in life. Uh, Seve, I thought you only flew private. No, not at all. I don't fly at all. I don't fly. This was crazy. I had a little anxiety today. Not a lot. On a 1 to 10, I had like like a two the flight was delayed three hours. That sucks. Then it was delayed a half an hour. And then it was delayed 20 minutes. And I just kept looking at Greg because I so wanted him to be like, fuck

it. We're not going. That would have been awesome. Yeah. How far like five hours. The flight Yeah, it was supposed to be a six hour flight. It ended up only being a five hour flight. They stepped on the gas after that delay. I guess. I don't know what they did. I guess there was a problem in Boston. They had a however, whatever fuel they used to fill the planes, it stopped working for a couple hours. And so they started delaying all the flights coming into Boston.

All right. Anything else? I had notes. Anything you want to add? Wow, wow, wow. Julie Cook, hey Seve, I came into San Jose to see my boyfriend. I rode his face so hard last night and felt firsthand the benefits of the exerciser. Wow. Not by riding on his face though. I know. I'm struggling. I'm struggling. I'm struggling. What's he doing? Maybe he's like sucking at it. His tongue is getting bigger. I, um, yeah. Is he using it on the right body part? I just took a screenshot. Oh Julia, he stole my phone.

Wait, what? Wait, what? She wrote another comment. Said he stole my phone. So he had to have his face sat on? No, like he typed that out on her phone and said. Oh, oh. It's always one of my favorite things to do in high school. I would steal like the chicks phones that were hanging out in our group like he typed that out on her phone and said oh oh hahaha

one of my favorite things to do in high school i would steal like the chicks phones that were hanging out in a group and i would text random dudes like i want to bang then it would just get them in all sorts of fucking trouble because like they didn't want to be rude and like sometimes it actually ended up happening right like i'd like go to the top couple dudes in their contacts list. I just like you want to bang. I was at a dinner one night in 2008 at the CrossFit affiliate gathering and I left my iPhone on the table and I went to the bathroom and I came back and I had missed a call from my wife. Okay.

And I called her and I'm like, hey, what's up? She goes, what did that text mean? I'm like, what text? She goes, the text you just sent me. So I look at my phone and someone had taken my phone and text my wife. Those other women don't mean anything I'm sure that was uh that brushed over real well, right? I did not like that. Who did it? I didn't know Tony Budding did it. I bought my boss at the time. I did not. I

did not like that. No, I'd be Yeah. We covered the wet floor. Yes. Hey, I think these events are too long. Oh, really? Yeah. With eight people on each team? Yeah, I think they're too long. Like, give me an example, like you started to get bored?

Yeah, at about the 10 minute mark on the first one, it's like, eh. And then after halfway through on each of the men and the women's portion of the second event, I was like, eh, it could be over now. The way that thing one was fine. It didn't see, I mean, there's the, how did, how did chase and Sean handle it being too long? They're always great, dude. These guys, if someone like bill can commentate all day at the adaptive event, what she's

doing and kill it, then like this is nothing. For guys like Sean and Chase, it's nothing. I wrote that I kind of, I don't know how the athletes are feeling out there, right? Cause like, it doesn't seem like the atmosphere is crazy intense. So it'd be interesting to hear from one of the athletes how it's

going out there for them. Uh the coin flip was weird to me. Oh, why? Because the world won and then they decided to lift first but maybe that meant the snatch and then they flipped it on the clean and jerk. Do you

follow that? No. Cuz like if you win the toss and you decide if you want to lift the the cameras were dark. Say as you're watching G-Lift, it was just really dark, like the exposure was turned down too much, or maybe they just need more light on the floor. How was the audience? Better than Rogue, worse than Miami, Wadapalooza. Okay. That's how I'd say. Okay. I'd say it was weird

that Jeff Adler's platform was slanted. What? Like they had to have change plates out there because whenever they moved the change plates, the bar would roll down the platform. Wow. And then those were not there. He had to stand on like one side of the bar heap before moving. And then that's another thing that's like, Hey, the BFA level the platforms. I never see bars not be level with the CrossFit games. Wow. But they're not level at Lata Palooza. Hey, and that's pretty good. Dylan must be happy about that. Because it's just Friday. So if it was pretty full today, that means on tomorrow, it's gonna be really full.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Go on. Anything else? Uh it's kinda like that. Oh yeah. I said the audio. Oh the audio during the way the thing was driving me nuts because the it was delayed compared to the visual. So, you're watching it and Ariel would catch a clean and the audio would go and she nails the jerk. And it's like, well, well, now I know that she's gonna finish the lift. Like, clean and the audio would go and she nails the jerk and it's like well well

now I know that she's gonna finish the lift like anticipation of the event right yes so those are my notes we kind of covered everything else in there okay I'm going to pull up pull up something ready okay ready. Okay. All divisions. Neuromuscular. Nope, nope, nope. Short stature, maybe. There he is. There he is. No, not yet. Where is he?

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not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I on leaderboard? I think you're on the wrong. I think you got to flip over your. Oh no, here I am. No, no, no. It's not showing on the screen though, dude. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. Here we go. Third place, Tim Murray. 272 points. How can that be? Scroll down. First place, Sean Dolphin. I'm going to go with William Noble is not doing so good But yeah, Tim's still in it at least he's only 16 points out How do I see how he did on the events You want an event Third overall event wins one top five finishes three. Oh, so, oh, so he has a second to ninth, a fourth and a first.

He doesn't do very well under the spotlight. First fourth, ninth. Uh, so, and that's, that ninth was a, a short, uh, wow. He almost took last in that. That's a really short time domain. Hey, scroll up a little bit on that. The white. Yeah. Cause on the top right button. Sponsors? Yeah, what is that?

Oh, those are his sponsors? Oh, that's awesome. These are Tim Murray's sponsors? Or those are the event sponsors? It's got to be him. No, those are his. No way. Yeah, that's really cool.

Let's look at Sean. Oh, yeah, Sean doesn't even have sponsors. Oh, that's cool. Let's find if someone else has sponsors. Tim Murray. No, no, sorry. Uh, Whittiest. Oh, okay. Whittiest. No, he's, he's the only one that's got that tab. Crazy. Oh, that doesn't even make sense. How can that be? Amazing. I'm going to go back to Tim. Oh, that doesn't even make

sense. How can that be amazing? Let's go back to Tim and see if it was just a fluke. Nope. There it is. Wow. Tim Murray baller representing. Alright, so they have um. Hey, it's him. The most popular adaptive athlete athlete is there another one we can check out I think Whittiest has a shitload of more followers. I Wasn't that's called followers. I was asking about popularity. Yeah, he's definitely the most popular

I don't care what anyone says who's more popular rich Froning or Danny Spiegel Rich Froning who's got more followers? Danny Spiegel. But I'm so biased. What do you think? Is popularity based upon the influence of the people who follow you or? I'm just thinking sheer number of people who know you. Oh, well, dude, I don't know. Does it matter how much they know about you? know you. Oh well dude I don't

is doing discover ads is cold. I don't get that joke. I don't get it. You want to see it? It's pretty, you might lose it. You guys, you got, you got to, or I'll pull it up. It's in my video today. It's, it's pretty short. I was pretty proud of it. You're going to, you're you're gonna you're you're you're gonna you're you're you're gonna you're gonna one second. I don't wanna one second. I don't wanna

one second. I don't wanna ruin it. doing discover. I guess there doing discover. I guess there doing discover. I guess there is a desk right here is that is a desk right here is that is a desk right here is that Dan's speakers wouldn't be Dan's speakers wouldn't be Dan's speakers wouldn't be coming on camel bells and

coming on camel bells and coming on camel bells and cocktails during the month of cocktails during the month of cocktails during the month of October. You'll see that we had October. You'll see that we had October. You'll see that we had October. You'll see that we had a little bit of run into one a little bit of run into one

a little bit of run into one another if you followed any of the another if you of run into one another if you followed any of the NorCal Classic debriefing. Maybe you'll see the peace offering that I'd given her at the end of the final video. But what you may not have seen is that Danny Spiegel is currently doing Discover card commercials. Hey, Jennifer. Hey.

Discover matches the cash back you've earned on your credit card. I love matching. Jennifer? I hope that comes up during that interview. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Isn't that pretty good? I love matching Jennifer. I Holy shit, wow that's good. It looks just like her though right? Yeah, that's um...

That popped up just like on one of my feeds. It was just some random ad that popped up. Wow. But it looks just like her doesn't it? Yeah, even David Weed liked it. Liked it. What is that supposed to mean? Even David Weed?

I mean he doesn't like anything. What's that chick's name? I know it's Stifler's mom, but the actress has a name Someone in the comments on YouTube said that Sevan reminds me of a creepy uncle. That's so that's so not true I'm like maybe the I'm a creepy dad. I'm a creepy old man, but I'm not a creepy uncle You know the importance for the difference of that, right? One touch of children? Yeah, I have no uncle in me. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

There's no creepy uncle in me. Wow, is that Danny Spiegel with AI? This one might be. No, it's not. This is Stifler's mom. Is that the same chick who is in the discover ads commercial? Yeah Oh, what's her name? Jennifer Coolidge. Oh

Jennifer cool. Wow. This is the movie. I know her from Cinderella story Coolidge commercials. I wonder what other commercials she's in that you can robots discover. Oh, she's in a bunch of discover ads Really? Yeah, here's another one. Oh, she's in a bunch of discover ads. Really? Yeah, here's another one. Oh, this is cool. You could get a lot of miles out of this dude. You could get a lot of miles out of this. Look at this. Oh, no. Oh, this is Maya. Oh, hi, Maya. I think I've seen you robots are sounding more human every day. Holy shit, this chick really does look like Danny Spiegel. This is amazing.

This is what I need to remember now. So if I ever bump into Spiegel again, she'll be like, oh, is that all you have to say to me? It's like, um, do you not think you look like Jennifer Coolidge? Is that what you're upset about? Oh, I am human. It's like I'm talking to a human. At Discover, everyone can talk to a human representative.

Oh, this is, man. Yeah, it does look like her. Yeah, that's incredible. I mean, obviously an older non-crossfitting version of her, but what commercial is Jennifer Coolidge in? Does she do any others? Just Discover. Oh, here she is in an old Navy commercial. Oh my goodness dude, you gotta keep using these. What does she look like when she was younger? That's a good question. I think she's older.

Like how old is old? Young. Here, this is what she looked like when she, I just typed in Jennifer Coolidge young. She was in a Super Bowl commercial. There. I mean, that looks like a lot of people too. Wow. Crazy. So I guess, Hey, if that's what Spiegel looks like when she's older, that looks like a Spiegel too. Wow. Crazy. So I guess, hey, if that's what Spiegel looks like when she's older, that's fine.

Right? Yeah. Crazy. Crazy, crazy. And in that movie she was in, she was in that movie, what's it called? Stifler's Mom. That's the name of the name. American Pie. Oh, yeah, yes.

She was the mom that bangs like the hot mom that everyone wants to bang? Yeah, who's she bang? Is it the Shermanator she bangs? One of his friends? Yeah, no, I don't think she bangs the Shermanator. She bangs the nerdy dude. I haven't seen that movie in a while.

I like that movie though. All right. They haven't seen that movie in a while. I like that movie, though. All right. They don't make movies like that anymore. Finch. She does bang Finch. OK, so the first 15 minutes of the Fall Guy was horrible. Then the next 30 minutes were pretty good.

And then I fell asleep. I did not enjoy the Emily Blunt. Is that her name? Emily Blunt? I did not enjoy her. In the movie? Yeah, I didn't enjoy him too much either. Alright, dude, you wanna know something fucked? He should have had his shirt off more. I would not say it was better than the Beekeeper.

The Beekeeper was also the worst. I liked the Beekeeper. That was stupid. So I have a really easy time Dissociating the world from the movies. I'm watching. I don't think you do You you can't do it. The thing is too with the beekeepers. There's these huge jumps So like they take him away to jail and then he's back They brought him back to the house and it's like three hours have passed and the FBI is still there and it's like no

like there's just like There's just it doesn't seem seamless to me it's not clean Like I'm what I don't want to be startled in the movie like hey that doesn't make sense You shouldn't watch the new twisters movie then that that's what's so trippy That's why I can't figure out Deadpool because I really like that movie but I shouldn't because the whole thing is so over the fucking top. I haven't seen the new one. It's really bad. The new one is? But it's so good. Oh okay good. Yeah they've all been bad but I thoroughly enjoy them. I don't know I can't figure out

what's going on with that movie. All right, there's this movie out. Do you know Megan Fox's? Yeah, she's the one that has three tranny kids, and her husband's a tranny too. Yeah, so this is why you don't like movies. Her husband's a tranny. Megan Fox movie.

Ah, she's got three trannies. I don't want to watch that movie. I mean, her kids. No, no, I don't mind her tranny kids. I don't want to watch them. I mean her kids. No, no, I like I don't mind her Tranny kids. I just feel bad for them because I know she did to him. Um, she her husband did this song that I really fucking like Do you know this song? Oh Yeah, he's great The way he dresses but I think his music. Yeah, and I like the fact that Sean Strickland

Made fun. Do you know this song? I'm a cool, you sound like a bitch, bitch. Do you know this song? Dude, this is a diss he does to Eminem. Dude, Hiller, it is so good. You don't know this song? Man, if I handle your shit, you mad about something I said in 2012 to you six years and a-

God, this song is so good. I'll watch it. Listen to it. Okay. Okay, sorry. Okay, what about Megan Fox? There's this movie out called Subseverance, right? And tell them- Is that a real word?

Is that a real word? I don't think so. Okay. But tell them, so here's the order of operations. That's the name. The main actress is Megan Fox. And the premise of the movie is that she is an artificial intelligence robot.

Oh, subservient. Oh yeah, is that a real word? I'm going to continue with subseverance. Okay, fine, fine. premise of the movie is that's that she is an artificial intelligence robot and she's hired to work for a family whose mom is needing a heart transplant. Okay. Tell me what you think happens in that movie. She fucks the husband. She better. She better. So now it's an order No, no follow me with this one. You talk about holes like plot holes. Oh my god. Wait till you see this. Hold on Yeah, yeah, speaking of holes. Look at the cover for the trailer

Oh, this is robot porn, okay go on so number one, why on God's green earth would you make your robot look like her? So you could jerk off to it or get a blowjob from it and like... And then number two is why does it have a vagina? Oh, does he actually pound it? Yes, you nailed it, dude. Does he actually pound it? Yes. You nailed it, dude.

Hey, I'm gonna get a robot that's basically gonna work for me. Let's make it look like Megan Fox and give it a vagina. Like, oh, it's in the freaking- Let me do this for you. Oh, they have it in the trailer? Damn, I didn't watch the trailer. All right, I guess I didn't ruin anything is it good

I'm currently halfway through it wait that was her um she's in your home what's wrong she won Oh, I felt tingling in my body just now. Live long, Nick. I figured out a solution. You do so much for everyone. Damn. How much are one of those? They don't say in the movie, but we were guessing it'd be like a million. Damn. But I don't know. How much do you think one. Dad sleeps with a robot that looks like Megan Fox. I'm not sure if you're going to say that.

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You can get the Nillion for the naked Fox Shit stiffler's mom for 5k. Oh Shit dude, this is the comments are crazy. Where are you reading comments? Oh, I'm not a YouTube trailer. Yeah I've seen this plot like seven times Well, no, there's a movie called Megan and then there's another movie out called like AI and they're all the same. You want to talk about something crazy controversial? Yeah.

Okay. Is it politics? What is P Diddy done that's wrong? Did he banged Justin Bieber And like there's nothing wrong with that Basically, I guess you can't say like you could go to jail if you you could go to jail I think if you said um, you can't say uh, You can't say that

You can't say that You can't say that You can't say that you can't say hey Alexis I'll train you for free if you sleep with me You can't train? No, I think that's that falls under sex trafficking now So like I can't say I couldn't say to like I couldn't say to Pedro Hey Pedro, if you want to go to jail, I think you can't say hey, I'll train you for free I think you can't say I couldn't say

to like I couldn't say to Pedro hey Pedro if you want to keep being on kill Taylor you got to suck my dick like I don't think you're allowed to say I don't even think I'm allowed to say it well you're in trouble then is off the sephon podcast it's now called the Pedro podcast and I get that sure if that's legal. I don't think that's legal. I don't think you can like that is not legal I don't think that's legal. I don't think that's legal. I don't think that's legal. I don't think that's legal I don't think that's legal I don't think that's legal. I don't think that's legal. I don't think that's legal I don't think that's legal

I don't think that's legal I don't think that's illegal. But I don't think you can like, that is not legal. I think that is legal. I just, I don't know. I don't, I'm not sure what he did. Like, so he had a, so he's a really rich guy that in all, in every all his workers carried fanny packs with drugs in them, illegal drugs. But let's, let's say the drugs weren't illegal. Well, like, so what that would be like, if that'd be like, if everyone, if you were super rich, you would be like,

I don't know if you're super rich, but let's let's say the drugs weren't illegal Well, like so what that would be like if that'd be like if everyone if you were super rich and everyone around you kept Clean needles in a vial of TRT like there's not like what like of course you would have that Of course, you'd have a refrigerator in every room with c4 in it Of course you would have so he's into sex and drugs and he had a lot of sex and drugs. I I don't I haven't figured out the illegal part I don't even know if it's illegal to film people fucking in your house without telling them. It's your fucking house So now that's interesting I think that is illegal it is illegal Yeah, you can't put a you can't put a camera like in your in your in your guest bedroom

Well, that's a good question You can't put a camera like in your guest bedroom? Well, that's, I don't know. So Bernie, I get this. I think they're saying he was running sex trafficking and extortion rings, the rap world version of Jeffrey Epstein. I get it, but I need to know exactly what he did and why it was illegal. Because if you're flying Bill Clinton out to your house to fuck 18 year old girls, and the girls are getting paid for it, and it's on an island where it's not illegal, like...

I don't see where they broke the law. If he's fucking 17 year old girls, yeah, you gotta fucking lock him up for fucking life. But if he's on your island, and you don't think there's fucking cameras everywhere. Oh, so I just don't I just I just need to know what. I just need to hear. I just need to hear. I know that is legal to record people in public. Right. And I have to assume it's and you can have a door.

Yeah. And even on your property, you have what I know is legal. And you can have one of those ringers have a door. Yeah, and even on your property. That one I know is legal. And you can have one of those ringers on your door. Aren't those legal? So if someone steals your Amazon package, you can be like, hey, asshole, put that down. Should we ask Chad GPT? Or ask Jeff Baco.

Why? Is he Chad GPT? No, just no shit. And I record people in my house. The legality of recording people in your house depends on several factors, including where you live and the circumstance of the recording. In general, if you're recording guests in common areas of your home,

like the living room or the kitchen is generally more acceptable, which doesn't tell me anything when you use terms like more acceptable this doesn't know Who does know Bernie knows I Have to I have to take a pee break here And then this one says if they're in private rooms like bedrooms or bathrooms It could be illegal without their knowledge or consent which also doesn't tell me anything But it's also chat GPT I wonder if it's different states because you know like in some states like you can record

people's phone calls without telling them and like in California you can't about no annoy oh yeah that's what Kara said what Hulk Hogan successfully sued yeah that, that's true. He was banging, he was fucking one of his friend's wives. But I think he knew. Hey, I'll be right back. So in Illinois, you need to have consent. Even in your own house? Yeah. How about New York City?

Hold on, I'm gonna use Bath & Wok. Yeah. What about New York City? Hold on, I'm gonna use Bath & Wok. Yeah. What about New York City? Guys, what do you think about New York City? In New York City, it is a one-party consent state, which means that you are legally allowed to record a conversation as long as one person involved in the conversation consents. Okay, video allowed in common areas but not in common areas. So video is not allowed. It is a two-party state. Interesting. I don't know. What did P Diddy do? P Diddy do? I wonder if it knows that. It's kind of a little bit behind. Searching news for September of 2024. Browsing a couple of websites. P. Diddy Combs is currently facing

serious legal challenges. In September 2024, he was arrested in New York City and charged multiple federal crimes, including sex trafficking, racketeering, and conspiracy. According to the indictment, Diddy allegedly organized and coerced women into participating in sexual events, sometimes involving other individuals referred to as freak-offs. These events were physically demanding and could last several days. They need to say, if they're going to publish that, Hillard, they need to say, um, P. Diddy is being charged with putting, um, Vicodin in this chick's drink and she didn't know it and we have video footage of it.

They don't even have to say it's a chick, a person. Like, they can be as vague as they want, but they can't be so vague as just... I just hate it that they're dragging and trust me, I'm no fucking fan of him. He's a full fucking blown libtard. But, uh... Trust me. I'm no fucking fan of him. He's a full fucking blown libtard, but It's like I'm asking you chat GPT if he's guilty He's pleaded not guilty like like like there was a there was a story a few years ago of a guy who was charged at a college for

story a few years ago of a guy who was charged at a college for raping this chick. And what I think what had happened was he had found her passed out under a tree on campus and he fucked her. Okay. And like I would rather he, I need to hear that not he raped her. Why? Because because when you just say rape, it's like... Isn't that kind of the same thing? Well, kind of, but how about this?

Someone else was... Another guy was charged with some sort of fucked up behavior or something because he asked his girlfriend for two years for a blowjob. The guy... Did he get in trouble for that?

Yeah. I don't know if he got in trouble legally, but he had... You know who it is? It's the guy who was... I think he was in the Spider-Man movies. Andrew Garfield? Tobey Maguire? No, and he was in some movies with Seth Rogen. Tom Holland? No. Oh, James Franco. James Franco.

Now you got me on a topic I I know all about spider-man movies now. It's like listen like Yeah, like I need to know So James Franco got in trouble for asking for blowjobs, I mean he had his movie which was amazing I forget the movie but it got it got pulled down like it had a full-blown Distribution and this chick reported that Well, he did some other shit. The interview? I forget the movie.

But he did some other shit, too, that was fucked up. He did, I shouldn't mischaracterize it. He was supposedly, he was a teacher at NYU for drama, and supposedly they were doing cunnilingus scenes in the class. And I guess when you do cunnilingus scenes with women, they put this plastic thing over their pussy but I

Know this is just hearsay or I read it in a paper But supposedly he had slid that thing off to the side and was actually left I know that's pretty scummy. That's that's top-tier scumbaggery That's that's top-tier scumbaggery Hey fuck you Jeff those women don't need to toughen up There's a big distinction. You can't be just licking if you're a teacher. You can't even be doing simulated oral sex Yeah, why is that a thing? Yeah, I don't know a liberal acting school. What do you expect? They do all the weird shit So did he that's what he had in trouble for. I,

there was all sorts of crazy shit going on at that time. People getting in trouble for shit. Uh, asymmetric ears, zero teaching has taken place at NYU. I know that's probably true. Dude, the plan of the Apes movie was the shit. Oh, is that the new one? The new one? I haven't seen the new one, but the one that he was in... ...was really good. So it was only 27 hours. Say it again?

127 hours was also very good. Is that the one where he had to saw his hand-bite his hand off or saw his hand off? I think it was his foot, but yeah. I didn't see those- I saw two Planet of the Apes. I don't know how many there are and they were both outstanding I think there's three and I had to the third. I mean while they're technically there's like seven Yeah, I thought I thought it was good the one with Mark Wahlberg was okay. I Saw that maybe sixth grade

Hey, I know you don't like to get into politics. Oh, I should just tell you off the air. Why? Because I got this story that's really gonna fucking drive you bonkers. Does it have to do with the fake Trump shootings? No, no. Oh, is the second one fake too? Um, dude. Oh, is the second one fake too?

Dude What I just like it oh you're like dude like you're like You're like I'm a friend who's been at your house too long and you're like dude. Look I like you but you gotta go You're like it's like one of those dude. Okay. Don't ask to borrow my car anymore, dude The I just don't know how in the fuck they they don't catch the guy on the golf course You mean probably you mean you mean like he's hanging out by the fence for 12 hours after they not see him No, not that It's I know you don't go golfing very much,

but I've gone golfing quite a bit. And like, there's no golf course where you can just readily jump into a car right next to, I mean, unless you're on the final, the 18th tee box, or the first tee box, you're usually off in the middle of fricking nowhere. And your options are, you either are like, hop into your golf cart and like ride to the parking lot

and jump into your car, or you've got to hot tail it and run? And if they have all these Secret Service people everywhere to the tune of their ability to light up a bush that he was sitting in for 12 hours, how is he getting into a car to drive off to be caught later? Well, as that's what you told me, no? Yeah, so here's the thing.

I've only been golfing once, and we snuck onto the course and played. So I know you can sneak onto courses and play, and it was in the middle of the day. But I drive iGolf courses all the time. And so they're obviously not Trump International, and the president of the United States isn't playing on them. But there's plenty of places where

I could just stop my car and be alongside the golf course and pull out a fucking gun and you know shoot a geese on the golf course a Canadian geese and take it home. Was it on a private course or public course? I'm assuming it was private. I don't know the difference. I don't know the difference. assuming it was private I mean it's I don't know the difference I don't know the difference yeah it was his it was his golf course the one I mean it would probably be like access to main roads oh yeah I don't know horses are off any old road private courses you gotta go through like a gate and this is just like but even but but even courses, they border main thoroughfares

in towns, right? And so basically, there was just a road that went alongside the golf course. And the guy parked his car a couple hundred yards from it. Did you see that soccer player's security guard? Is it Ronaldo? Because now I know that the Secret Service isn't anything to be proud of these days We're gonna burn in hell for that why I don't know but there's the video I got to show you I just saw

Ronaldo it's fucking crazy Whatever I wonder if this is what I'm thinking Mmm, no, it's not. But there was just this freaking video I saw I wish I had it readily available where anybody who came anywhere near this soccer player would just get destroyed by the security guard. Oh, that's awesome. And it was in multiple different situations is this big motherfucker look like that bears lineman that they just got that you always talk about

Yeah, yeah, but it just levels these people and I just can't imagine that like the president gets shot at and This guy doesn't get destroyed by saw whose job. It is to take care of him. Oh, it's messy. Okay Hey, did you see Dave got a new job? Excuse me Dave got a new job? Excuse me? Dave got a new job. Dave Castro? Yeah. What? What is the job? Well first let me ask you this. What do you think is more dangerous? Being going to a Trump rally or being a CrossFit Games competitor? What are you wearing at the Trump rally?

I heard, this could just be a rumor, but I heard Dave got a job with the Secret Service and he's going to be the lifeguard at anytime Trump goes swimming. And where swimming? Anywhere he goes swimming. Shut the fuck up. This is not a real story. Alright, there's the guard, right? Oh, that bald dude?

Oh my god, he looks like... See how he touches this guy just his hand off yeah yeah here you go watch this this is one of those or the dude just like there's the guard he looks like Romero the UFC fighter from Cuba come on oh so he's at the games on the sideline too. Look at this, he's just standing there. He's always there. Like where's this person for Trump? And then there's like the other security, right?

Yeah. Hey, if Messi gets in a fight in the game, does that guy go out and punch the other soccer players? Oh, I don't know about that, but look at this guy. He's crazy. Yeah, this is a great video Look it. Oh shit soon as he sees other people go on the field. He goes on the field. Wow, dude, that's wild So where's where's this guy for Trump? Why is now how do you get this job for Trump? Hey, and I love what he wears, too

What's he wearing? Just like a polo. Oh, that's the rapper who says, um, what's that rapper say? This is the dude you want. Yeah that's a stressful job dude. None of these are the ones where I saw him, but I mean it's good, you get the idea right? It'd be awesome if he pushed David Beckham off him. That would be great. That guy can't get distracted by any vagina. No.

Because then Messi's in trouble. I like him. I like him too. Okay, so that's just in his contract. Hey, so that dude's heard messy take wicked nasty shits and farts and all sorts of stuff. He has to have, right? Yeah, he's heard it all.

Oh my god. I heard. There we go. Oh my god. Are you kidding me? Mm hmm. That's good. The kid. Wow. Wow. Wow. And they That guy is a stud. Look at, okay, beat it, kid. Oh my oh **** Oh, oh, that was another soccer player who's going to

fight him. Oh my god. So, that guy just just that guy doesn't give a shit He'll just run out onto the field in the middle of a play Yeah, my favorite part is that the other security guards always get there later. Oh Here he is working out All right, wow Wow Kim guard Kim Kardashian has bodyguards like that All right. Wow. Wow. Kim Kardashian has bodyguards like that.

Tory Gray. Secret Service should be doing its job, but why doesn't Trump have his own massive security? He can afford it, and people are trying to kill him. Because it's all fake. Hey, so the other night there was a debate between Donald Trump and the girl he's running against Kamala and I got a Kamala hat great I'm gonna wear on kill Taylor tomorrow is that cool yeah totally all right yeah and so

so they're in a debate and when Trump would say stuff to come the the the people who were supposed to be moderating the debate Would call Trump out on it, but they never called her out on shit So he'd be like I have a 15 inch dick and they're like no you don't it's four and he's like what? You know what I mean, and they did that to him like three or four times heard that right so I heard the guy who is the commentator being in or the the moderator being interviewed and he you know what he said I thought we did an amazing job We have a very small team at ABC and we did an amazing job with the really small team we have Mid you're on your CrossFit. I was like wow I

Couldn't even believe it Is that what you thought of CrossFit? Yeah, totally. I was like wow even ABC is saying that Hey Jeff, have you ever been to Dominican Republic or Haiti Jeff, where have you been? They are of course eating dogs That's something that I heard about growing up. The Chinese people always ate dogs, right? Yeah, tons of people eat dogs, dude. Go online. I can just go online right now and be like, which countries eat dogs? And it'll give you a list of countries to eat dogs. It'll give you the... If somebody ate my dog, I would murder their entire family. I would.

Oh my God. If I found out that my neighbors ate my dog not they wouldn't make it to tomorrow Hey, there's a video going around Did you know that Ronaldo's mom tried to abort him no yeah What about it she tried to fucking abort him There's a lot of people out there who have their perceptions changed based on that, right? Look at Jeff Bako. This is the guy who's fucking saying... Listen, this guy, this fucking ding dong just was making fun of Trump for saying the Haitians

eat dogs and now he's saying my Korean neighbors ate my cat in college. No joke. Was he making fun of him for that or was he saying it in praise? It's like I thought it was funny. No, no, no. He's saying they're eating dogs. What a clown Yeah, it's like dude shut the fuck up dude, and then two seconds later. He's like oh, yeah actually Interesting actually I might they eat my cat I'd be fucking pissed I gosh, I don't know if I'd be more pissed about that than anything else I got a shit my dog. I got a shit my dog

I got a shit my dog. I don't know if I'd be more pissed about that than anything else. I gotta show you this Rolando. Is his name Rolando? Ronaldo. Ronaldo. I don't even know. Uh, Ruh-n-uh-ruh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n-uh-n- reaction will be when he sees me wearing a Kamala hat. You think it'll throw his entire workout off? Maybe. He probably won't even see it till after. Ronaldo abortion Instagram. I saw a video on Instagram. Taylor was my inspiration for it. Um oh is this the video? I don't know if this is the video. No, but check this out. This is crazy. Um, okay.

Ready? Oh yeah. Introducing the strength of the Lord is strength. No, not that. Not that. That's sad. I don't know what's happening there. Yeah, that's that's in a foreign language.

I see. Have you heard they're eating the fish? Yeah. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that. I've heard that since I don't know what's happening there. Yeah, that's that's in a foreign language. I

See have you heard they're eating the dogs remix I've heard a few of them. I think okay. I figured you would love oh Here it is Here it is this isn't the one I saw but this is the one I saw was so good the video this one's not That good, but but it'll get the point across here we go Shit Thought Who was almost never born became the biggest star in the world.

Cristiano Ronaldo's existence was uncertain before he even knew I did his mother Maria Dolores dos Santos Aveiro found herself pregnant and overwhelmed by financial difficulties. Esperant she sought an abortion. She couldn't afford the procedure unable to pay for the abortion. Turn. She was poor. So she wanted to kill a

baby think of that logic I'm poor so I'm gonna kill my baby but then she was so poor she couldn't even afford the fucking to kill her baby to traditional methods taking excessive amounts of alcohol and exercising strenuously without hydration being to induce a miscarriage. Despite her efforts, Cristiano Ronaldo was born on February 5, 1985, in Funchal, Madeira, Portugal. What followed was an extraordinary journey. Tumbled beginnings, Aldo's talent and relentless determination propelled him to the pinnacle of football.

His history at Manchester United, Real Madrid, and beyond, became one of the greatest footballers of all time Last year he made 260 million dollars last year. I didn't know that part that his mom tried to fucking You know what I figured out that video what Excessive drinking and exercising while being pregnant is how you have a super child. Yeah. Which interview to his parents. That's one takeaway.

Oh, shit. David Weed doesn't think that story is true. I like that David Weed doesn't think that story is true. I like that David Weed doesn't think it's true. Yeah. Okay. So, so you think when you, you think that the Trump shooting was the CIA doing it? I don't know who did it. Or you think- Where's, where's that, where's that dude? He's in jail somewhere. He didn't die.

They got him. Why do they never talk to these people? Well, supposedly this time they are going to get to the bottom of it because the governor of Florida is saying he has the jurisdiction now to not leave this up to the FBI. Basically what they're saying is the FBI has been setting up sting operations on Trump for years and making up shit. Like you know the FBI said that Hunter Biden's laptop wasn't real so that Trump wouldn't become president So tell me what good does it do to not tell everybody what's happening? Right just control and control the narrative so you can get what you want that's bad I Mean depends on what side you're on

What if you're just on no one side side and you want to know what happened? Then it's really bad. Then it's really **** up. That's this. I just want to know what happened. The fact that you said that the the the goal is to control the narrative or like how it comes out to

people is **** I agree. Okay. I agree. So, you think that the Florida guy is going to help? I think it's gonna be good that it's not just the SBI controlling the investigation because they definitely want to control the narrative. They've already told us that. Why didn't they talk to the guy who shot him in the ear? Well, supposedly he's dead. They cremated his body two weeks after they fucking... I can't believe they cremated his body two weeks after they fucking I Can't even believe they cremated his body and it is dead

Supposedly what a great way to hide a guy I Understand he's saying that was my point. Yeah, I figured that much Seem a jug what's the irony? Oh shit? Seve did you hear about the sheriff who shot the judge the judge because the judge raped i did hear that a cop shot a judge i didn't know oh really he raped his daughter no shit i the way i heard the story was is that i just heard a quick highlight of it that a cop went into a courthouse and shot a judge wow wow that's. That's probably up there eating my dog. Yeah, what do you mean rape? What do you do to her? I want to know the detail. Under a tree. Guess how many views the 14,000. It's not very good. One comment.

Yeah, that's not good. By the way, hey, do you know that if you want to meet the greatest CrossFitter who ever lived, you can meet her? Eat? You can, you can meet her pretty much anytime you want. All you have to do is go to Nashville and go to the Paper Street Coffee Cafe and she hangs out there with her kid. That's fucking cool. Don't you think? She's at Paper Street Coffee every day. That is cool.

Yeah. Every morning she goes to the cafe. That's what I heard. It's like frowning at the cafe over there, right? But this one's a Tia. This is the kind of conversation I think you would get in with the cops. You ready for this? Sure. This is in England. Listen to this conversation. This lady was just spit on, right? And she called the cops to tell, to report the person who spit on her. Okay. Ready? Yeah. This woman was spit on by a migrant and look how the police react. Oh, you have a problem with my words? Yes. Because a filthy migrant just spat on me. Yeah. And you, and you've got the issue with me. We have a duty problem with my words? Yes. Because a filthy migrant just spat on me.

And you've got the issue with me. We have a duty to challenge that language. They're gonna challenge her language. Hey imagine a cop walked up, imagine you were, a cop walked up to you and some guy spit on you and you're like, hey, this filthy man just spit on me. And they're like, how dare you call him a filthy man? And you're like, what do you mean he just spit on me? Because he's filthy and he's migrant and he attacks me like the other one. Okay, what's your numbers? So you. Hey, I think if you say filthy comma migrant, it's OK.

Do you know what I mean by that? Like filthy comma migrant. Because then he's filthy because he spit on you. That's fair. And then he's a migrant. That's just a factor or not a fact But if you call him a filthy migrant just as like one word, then maybe you start slipping into like But it's just what it is, oh my I just can't believe this world we live in

Where is that? That's the United Kingdom They find it There there what did what was the phrase they use they're calling her out on her god They say stuff that's so cool in that country. Don't you love the way they talk? I do They're interesting like the way they eat Woman was spit on by a migrant and look how the police react

Oh, you have a problem with my words because a filthy migrant just spat on me the I'm going to start saying that to you. I'm going to try to use that on you on the show tomorrow. Uh what? Uh Andrew, I would like to challenge your language. I have a duty to challenge you. That's not the show for it though. but there'll be plenty of opportunities to use it. Do it to Peter. He's

from Europe or whatever. Uh that's a good question. Uh I think that's a good question. Uh I think that's a good question. Uh I think that's a it's not the show for it Oh, are you serious? Oh my god. I have to get up in four and a half hours. No. because uh it's eight o'clock by you. That's when you gotta do the show. Oh yeah but I'm gonna get up and

get coffee first and like move around. I'm gonna try to work out tomorrow at the hotel gym. I don't know if they have an assault for you to ride there. I've never seen this show before I don't know if they have an Next to you say that again. Take sure I have a dog next to the wall on you. No, no other wall that way Oh, yeah Oh, it's stuck My room is so nice here I have like a living room and

Then I have a little entryway and then I got a big bedroom and a big bathroom Do you need all that space? Is it just you? Yeah. There was this, there were these two hockey teams, one from Canada and one from Boston and they were playing it. Is it called the Stanley Cup? Is that happening right now? I don't know, but no, I don't know if it's happening now, but I was in Vancouver while

the games were going on. And then I came straight from Vancouver to this hotel in Boston I'm at. And I guess the Stanley Cup was over. And so one day I was in Canada and there were all these riots in Vancouver because the game was going on and they were just going crazy. And then the next day I was here and looking out my window, I guess they played a team in Boston and the team in Boston won. And so I

saw the hockey team go by all the way over on the other side of the country. It's kind of cool. I don't think the Stanley Cup is going on right now. I know. This was like 10 years ago. Oh, okay. So, some team in Vancouver must have played.

Okay. Yeah. Some team in Boston, but it just reminded me, and I think I was in this exact hotel room. There's no way. Well, it was a corner room like this. They all look the same. Dude, what is going on? Someone in the comments is losing their shit. Oh, Tony. 50-50.

Yeah, that's cool. I don't know who it is, but I like him. Oh shit. I just put him on timeout and it said Jeff Baker was banned fuck. Sorry Jeff. I didn't mean to do that to you That's the wrong person dude. I know fuck Can you unban Jeff? I don't know Oh

Shit the fuck dude I'm putting okay. Wait. How would let me do that before I get off tonight. How did I do that? I go to YouTube Negroni on Benjam. I'm trying Hold on Shit I Did not mean, view your channel. Settings. Go to manage videos. Dude, there's no way.

Community. Oh, we only have two moderators standard. Oh no. Managing moderators are Judy and Jeff standard moderators. Jeff who? Uh, default permissions, permissions. How do you unban someone? I think Caleb knows how to do it. I don't think you do it in YouTube. I think I do on StreamYard. I mean, you banned them on StreamYard. No, no, no. I think it goes.

I think I do on stream yard. I mean you banned them on stream yard. No, no, no, I think it goes Shit maybe I have to go to the actual show that's live. Hold on What a shit show. I wonder if you'll be able to chat tomorrow. I have no no I'm gonna go ahead and do that. Hold on. Your shit just got put on time. Top chat. Let me see. Moderation active participants.

Oh no. Clock. Shit. Hey, Jeff's my boy. I Just my boy bring Jeff back I shit I fucked up I accidentally banned fucking Jeff Baker Let me just type in how to Now the streams at 17,000 how to unban YouTube Open YouTube studio you may need to reoffic it below term review the reasons unban comment chat unban chat YouTube and then

Go to my account good click block lit. Oh my account Google Hope if you ban some if you bet if you're banned from YouTube you can't appear no. I'll just sorry Jeff. I'll ask Caleb to do it. I feel horrible. Can't oh dude over here. Oh, no. Grayson. Gee, Grayson, you're in seven months on a piece of piss. He's in the band. You unban Jeff Baco. I **** up. You just texted

that to Caleb. I **** up. Yeah, I just texted to Caleb and Susa. Alright. Alright right Grayson you're in timeout see ya Me Timeout is different than banning. There's a there's a ban button. I Tried to do I had user and delete comments. Wow, that's a tense button But I just put put user and timeout. Oops. I almost banned Bernie Gannon oh my goodness all right Jeff likes Kamala he doesn't no one likes Kamala that's why I got the head So that people would think that I like her and then they'd be like, it's like the ultimate mind fuck when they try to talk to me about it. Because imagine that, right?

They think you like her, but you don't. Or they find out that I don't care and I'm just wearing the hat. I'm sure I'll be so triggered tomorrow. It's the it's it's the hat. That's just a comma and then law, you know? Oh, really? Oh, all right. Andrew. Thank you. Thank you. I do watch your new show. All right.

Andrew thank you. Thank you. I'm excited to watch your new show. How's that do? I'll see you guys, Andrew and I will see you guys here tomorrow morning 5am Pacific Standard Time for Killed Taylor. Bye bye. Bye bye.