The Sevan Podcast - Live Call In | Kanye and Tampon Tim

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

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Uh, I'm trying to look, I'm trying to remember that girl's name, the singer. Does anyone remember her name, Caitney Ketney? Herney her and her manager Lauren went over to Kanye studio and Kanye and Diddy were there she talks about the studio whores I wish I could remember her name ketney Caitlyn anyway while we while we while we while we try to remember that, stories come out. I don't know if you remember the story, but basically there was a lady. She told her story on Instagram. We played it on the show. And at 19 years old, she was this YouTube sensation that had like 4 million followers.

And she was covering rap songs and Kanye reached out to her Diddy reached out to her and invited her to the studio when the two ladies got to the studio the manager Lauren and this other lady I can't remember her name they got there and there were nine studio hose there three executives in Kanye and Diddy in the room and they gave this chick Lauren who is the manager of this 19 year old music phenom and they gave them drinks and they and and The the artist that I can't remember her name. She didn't want to drink her drink because she figured out right away

That it was spiked anyway, so the manager Lauren drank to drink and And then she started acting I guess in a way that that wasn't Familiar to her artist she told the studio hose to get out and then she left and this artist was left alone in the studio with Kanye and Diddy and these three executives and studio with Kanye and Diddy and these three executives. And then from there, the story goes on that Kanye and Diddy approached this chick and

started like pulling off her clothes and she panicked and she ran out of the room. Now where the story gets weird is right after that, this chick Lauren, who brought her artist there was offered a job to be Kanye's assistant that paid four million dollars a year. And this is the girl. Her name is Lauren Pisciata. This is her. So this chick, I guess, was a manager or agent and she brought her girl over to Kanye and Diddy's studio, left her artist alone in the room with Kanye and Diddy, and then her artist got, you know, what seems to be almost raped and ran away. Well, and then a couple days later, this chick gets a job for four million dollars a year.

This chick Lauren gets a job for four million million a year being Diddy's agent. Well, I guess this chick is now suing Kanye. And the stories kind of match up, but now more and more is coming out. It's pretty ballsy to sue a guy for being a shitty boss When you brought girls at least one girl one of your girls to his studio who got an attempted diddling I wonder how this plays out. I wonder if she thinks she's gonna sue Kanye and Diddy for being You know, I don't know what you want to call it, perverts or sending sexual texts to her or whatnot. But I wonder if in somehow, as this unfolds, if she's concerned about being an accomplice

in a fucking drugging and raping scandal. But check this out, Kanye West is being sued by his former assistant Lauren Pisciotta for allegedly drugging and sexually assaulting her during a studio session co-hosted by Sean Diddy Combs, according to California court documents. That's the one that we heard about last week. Remember the girl who got her shirt pulled off by Diddy and Kanye. Pisciota previously sued the rapper in June, accusing him of sexual harassment, breach of contract, and wrongful termination.

She also sued him and his various companies for fraud, unpaid wages, and intentional infliction of emotional stress. According to the amended lawsuit filed October 8th, obtained by TMZ, Piscuota claims, she and her former artist management client, who was not named, were invited to one of Combe's studio sessions.

Shortly thereafter, they arrived, drinks were served to her and others in attendance followed by the announcement that everyone had to drink if they wanted to stay. Nothing nothing bad yet. I think that that's all I think you can. I think you can tell people like hey if you don't drink you have to leave. Ohy Nicky thank you David thank you Nicky Heaton Nicky Heaton yeah I like the way how you even spelled it right that's solid Nicky Heaton Nicky Heaton this is this, you saw Lauren and now this is, this is Nikki Heaton. This is the girl, Lauren brought Nikki Heaton over to Kanye and Diddy Studio.

So these two girls rolled up and Nikki Heaton said when she got there, there were studio hoes there. And she doesn't mean any disparagement by calling them studio hoes. It's just what they're called. But not her and her friend Lauren. They weren't studio hoes. They were a management and artist. I Don't know if this is good news for any of you out there, but if you're a female out there There's a man somewhere out there. That's sexually attracted to you

Every day there if you're a woman I would say with almost 99.99 percent certainty I don't know. I don't know if you want there to be guys attracted to you, but if you do, that's good news. If you're a woman, there's a man who's out there who's attracted to you. I can't think that except for the woman I wake up to next to every morning I don't think every day I run into a woman who's attracted to me I don't even know if maybe even once a year or I don't know. I don't maybe once in the last 10 years. But if you're a woman, you should know that I'm going to say this with 99.9% certainty that every day you come across a man who's attracted to you, who's sexually attracted to you,

who wants to smell you and kiss you and rub your back and and be balls deep in you? Maybe I've been oh, let me see Pat Lang to see if he agrees with me if you're a man There's a woman out there that is absolutely attracted to you as well. Oh, I don't know fuck Pat I thought we were gonna agree on this one damn No, not me buddy Not me. Yeah, Julia. So.

I don't know if this is a good thing or bad thing, but maybe you should turn the show off if you don't want to hear the truth. But 99 percent of men who see you are attracted to you. Like maybe like your dad's not. Oh okay we do agree women love you bro no no you're ruining my story no more don't don't don't say anything else you're ruining my story. No more. Don't say anything else. You're ruining my story. Okay. So you should... That's important. I want to circle back to that. Yeah, gross. But I'm telling you, Christine, every day when you're out, like if you go to Costco, there's... And you see 100 dudes. There's 50 dudes who see you who like either consciously or subconsciously would like to bathe with you Rub fucking oil on your back. Just it's just it's just the way it is

Men they don't even they don't it doesn't even mean anything, but I'm just telling you that They don't even they don't it doesn't even mean anything, but I'm just telling you that The way men size up other men and then they're also attracted to people. Those are like two things that are just like on On loop in us even even Gandhi and in Jesus and the Dalai Lama and the Pope and yeah, it's just on loop now now if you're in It's not just it's not just women. They're attracted to like Tim Walls is attracted to boys little boys. I think I suspect

My suspect they are yeah on autopilot. Yeah, I Have to boot men from my daily from my bath daily well there you go see I don't know do you ever feel bad for bathing god you guys are gonna hate me for this boy oh boy I'm in big trouble it's the libtard in me oh I feel bad taking a bath like I'm wasting water I know don't just let's not talk about that though Let's make that a different show you guys can Yeah, oh so Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat is a little more bold a little more free than me a pat wants to say I agree at this point men want To fuck everything I know this because I do too. I don't act on it, but I want to yeah there you go, okay?

so that that's a um that's a I would say that's not extreme. Uh, Heidi Kroem. Uh, uh water is a renewable resource resource for fuck's sake. I know I'm Anyway, okay. So So let me let me take you back to this. So this is Nikki Heaton and now her friend and manager who took her to Kanye and Diddy's studio and then left her alone in the room

for fucking five minutes. This chick got basically attacked by Kanye and Diddy supposedly. And this chick's not suing. And for what it's worth, I mean, I wouldn't bet my life on it or my kid's life on it. I think her story is true. I think Kanye and Diddy like pulled her shirt off

and she panicked and freaked out. Well, her friend then, who we talked about, let me see if I can find her friend's Instagram. Her friend then, who brought her there and managed her, ends up becoming Kanye's agent for four million a year. Now this chick is suing Diddy, this chick is now suing Kanye, sorry, this chick is now suing Kanye for sexual harassment, even though she brought her friend there and her friend was diddled or attempted diddled but then after that she took a job with Kanye being his assistant.

Piscotti drank and after a few small sips of the beverage poured at the direction of Kanye West aka Ye by a studio assistant who Nikki already called the studio hoe and then served to her by Kanye West plaintiff suddenly started to feel disoriented per the filing The next day she claimed she woke up and remembered almost nothing about what took place the night before Only that she left a meant shame and embarrassment So she doesn't remember anything but she had shame and embarrassment I Was gonna rip on her for that, but I can get that.

I don't know about the shame part, but the embarrassment part for sure I could relate to. For years, West's assistant, for years, so after this, she wasn't West's assistant at the time. That was the first time she'd met him, according to that Nikki. So then she becomes his assistant after that, after the shame and embarrassment incident. And West, former assistant, thought she had only got roofied

and made a fool of herself at the event. Much later, she says the rapper allegedly brought up the night in question and told her that they did kind of hook up according to the suit and provided details about what happened between them. While Combs is named in the amended case, filing as the co-host of the event,

Pisciotti is not accusing the former music mogul, former, he's not a music mogul anymore, did he? Who is now in jail awaiting his trial for sex trafficking Aracatarian of any wrongdoing at the time the Hollywood Reporter has reached out to a rep for con us according to the initial suit the only fans model So not only that but Lauren was an only fans model If if if, if you... boy. Boy oh boy. This one's gonna be, this one's gonna be interesting one to explain. If, if you're a woman, there are, there are guys out there who will like you because you seem fun

and cool and easygoing and you like to go to the beach and you like working out and and you're in your into Christianity and and you want to have kids and basically a lot of like a superficial things align right there's gonna be guys who out there who like you for that you're fun to talk to my you teach them a lot my wife teaches me a lot of things you help your man pursue his goals you teach him you know things that maybe he might have shortcomings in patience, observational skills. You want to have kids. He wants to have kids.

His parents like you. Those things play a role. I've never heard of a guy who likes a woman because of her car. I wonder if that's a thing. But there's men who will like you for all sorts of things. And if you if you if you do things Superficially to attract men they will like you for those superficial things Car girls are kind of hot you mean like girls that wrench on cars and shit. Yeah, I agree. I agree My buddy has this really a really really fucking attractive wife and we went on a motorcycle outing with

her one time. There were like 14 of us and one of the guys got a flat tire on his motorcycle and she was the only person there who could change it, who could fix it. And I'm gonna tell you, it made her like, she went from like very attractive to like, like marriage material. I get it. I totally get it I Told I totally get it she was hunting with him and shit. Oh Teresa like boob jobs. Yes

so if you do things as a woman to superficially change yourself To make yourself more attractive lip gloss hair straightener Of course men are going to high heels. Men are gonna find you more attractive physically. Like it's gonna catch their attention. It's like a washed Ferrari versus a dirty Ferrari, right? Which is fine, it makes total sense. And like if you don't smell I mean that's a plus

You know you don't get credit for not smelling, but if you do smell that that's no good right? Unless unless you like the person to smell oh Here we go Philip Kelly, thank you. Thank you. I'm really beating around the bush today feeling very insecure about the. Thank you. I appreciate you guys all helping me out. David, Philip, and Mr. Lang. And whoever said the boob thing. I didn't know I said that. That was a girl. The whole point of makeup is to look sexy.

Yeah, little right. Some of that stuff that you put on your eyelashes. Little mascara. Makeups for empowerment. Chris says it's fraudulent, like false advertising. Oh blush is to make you look like you just got railed. Oh is that true? Oh PK, you use eyeliner? That's cool.

I've used what have I, gay liner. What have I used? I'm trying to think if I've you I think I've used chapstick not not to make myself look better, but um My lips used to crack they don't they don't crack anymore. It's weird used to use chapstick not a lot, you know what it was it was a seasonal We use chapstick. I don't think it changed the color of my lips though So I don't think it changed the color of my lips though So Okay, let me keep reading and then we will get back to this women thing that I'm beating around the bush with

Hollywood one of the texts he sent her reportedly read see my problem is I'd be wanting to fuck but then after I fuck I want a girl to tell me how hard they've been fucked while I'm fucking Them then I want her to cheat on me per the suit and another one. He allegedly wrote is my dick racist I'm gonna stare at pictures of white women with black asses and beat the shit out of my racist dick How could there be white women with black asses? He means like the shape He's like saying it's a white girl with a black girl's butt, like shaped butt. A more bulbous butt, stereotypically speaking. Bulbous.

Bulbous. So he's sending those texts to his assistant. I don't know what the legality is of that if if One of my guy friends were to send me that there would be no problem I Don't I don't know like maybe you're not allowed to send stuff I don't know if I guess you're not allowed to send stuff like that to people who you pay money to But definitely for sure I mean I don't send texts like that to

But definitely for sure. I mean I don't send texts like that to my guy friends, but I have guy friends who do send me stuff like that and I have over the years. One of the famous things that you know probably two dozen guys have sent me over the years, it seems to be guys like this joke, is they'll send you a picture of a really really fucking smoking hot chick getting out of a spa naked and you'll see side boob in this incredible ass and Then she'll turn around and she has a dick For some reason there's this cohort of guys that likes to send that around Or Another gift that guys like to send is they'll show a guy

having sex doggy style with a girl and she'll be hot and she'll have these pendulous titties swinging around and then the camera will pan around and you'll see where he's having doggy style with her. You can see the guy in front of him isn't really a girl. It's a guy and you can see his cock and balls hanging down. And so I assume if like probably that's been sent to me Those types of things have been sent to me probably in the last 15 years Ever since there's been you could send texts gifts and videos. I'd say two dozen times 24 times

Our Taylor's texts considered harassment a tailor definitely doesn't send sexually explicit stuff like that. He's pretty straight laced. He just sends funny stuff like He doesn't send a lot but you know what I mean he'll send funny like like like the perfect example is Well, I'll be sitting down having breakfast at an event and he'll walk You know pretty far away 30 to 30 to 50 feet away and when he pees he'll pee like a two-year-old He'll lower his shorts like down to his to his Knees you know what I mean everyone will look over and you'll see his butt. That's it You know what I mean stuff like that his test pretty pretty G G rated

Well, what's wrong with that are you transphobic I Personally doesn't bother me at all most guys when they see it no and they'll write away text I'm not gonna open that I open it. I look at it But but Taylor's not I'm I don't pay Taylor Taylor and I have just a friendship I Don't I don't think I don't I don't send any stuff like that or I Don't know why I just don't send stuff like that I am on some text threads where there's women where guys will send fucking crazy shit like that, too I don't I don't send I don't send text with like I'm trying to think I don't send text I don't I don't use I don't use racial

epithets like I would never type out nigga in a text thread or Send like sex stuff. I don't do that in a text thread me I like I would send like holy fuck look how hot this chick is like I sent the When Catherine got her boobs, I sent I sent a link to her Instagram to a text thread And then and then quickly someone on the side sent me Josie Josie hammings Instagram, I guess she got a new set of huge bolt-ons. We'll get to that too in a second But someone then sent me that so then I sent that to the group but it's just

Why not type it I don't know I don't know but like I won't type out like any any really racial slurs like chink or kike or nigga or Spick I just don't do that. I don't know why I Don't really I mean I don't use I I don't really I mean I don't use I Don't use those words in my I never use those words in my daily life The only time I ever say those words is in on this show Or if I'm singing there's not a lot of songs with the word chink in it I can't think of any

I don't know. Just out of context, I don't use those words. You know what I mean? By context, I mean like if I'm not talking about someone else using those words or I'm talking about those words for the sake of those words, then I just don't use those words. I don't have a place to use those words. It's not that I'm opposed to any words. I just don't have a place to use those words. It's not that I'm opposed to any words. I just don't have a place to it Okay, so so so he's sending so it's his it's his It's this chick this chick Lauren chick who now we know is an only fans girl who brought her friend over

To his studio before she worked with him and got diddled and now she's the assistant. So she knows what he's about, right? If someone roofies you and then you become their assistant, I'm not saying that's wrong, but now you know what you're in for, right? And your friend got diddled by him. And if you're his assistant, you must be seeing other girls get roofied and diddled. I'm assuming. I know I'm making that assumption. At the time, West's legal rep released a lengthy statement saying the rapper would be pursuing legal action against his former assistant who actively pursued. Oh, so here we go.

At the time, West's legal rep released a lengthy statement saying the rapper would be pursuing legal action against his former assistant. So he's going gonna sue her now Oh, sorry, let me read this first according really rolling stone Piscota also claimed that the rapper was fixated on the penis size I think a lot of guys are of her part of her partners And would masturbate during phone conversations with her So I guess he would say to his assistant, if his assistant was dating a guy, Kanye would be like, how big's his dick? Yo, how big's his dick? Yo, how big's his dick?

So I guess he was fixated on that. And that he would, somehow she knows that he would masturbate to her during phone conversations. I don't do that. I don't, I don't do any phone sex or sexting or FaceTime sex I'm old school At the time West legal rep released a lengthy statement saying the rapper will be pursuing legal action against his former assistant who actively pursued him sexually to coerce employment and other material benefits then engaged in blackmail and extortion when her advances were rejected so he's saying that she tried to fuck him on the reg and he wouldn't.

And that really upset her. And she tried to be like, hey, if you don't fuck me, I'm gonna do this to you. X, Y, and Z. The statement continued in part, during her employment, Ms. Piscotti offered Wes sex on his birthday to which he declined,

sent Wes unsolicited nude images, sexual narratives, and was seen twerking in the office during business hours. On one occasion, Piscotti offered West sex on his birthday to which he declined, sent West unsolicited nude images, sexual narratives, and was seen twerking in the office during business hours. On one occasion, Piscotti boasted how the best moment of her life was when she was being ejaculated on by a soccer player while simultaneously texting her boss. It is well documented how Piscotti consistently used sexual coercion in an attempt to demand not only money but material items, namely Hermes Birkinkin bags a lamborghini an endless quest for plastic surgery if you are a girl and you have uh and you get fake boobs there's going to be more and more guys who like you uh for physical physical relationships as opposed to as opposed

to I don't know liking you because they think you're cool like I have I have a friend who will only date Christian girls and so I'm sure like that's like the number one thing. But my wife, I remember the first time I saw her, she'd come over to my house in college, Haley'd come over to my house in college because her friend was courting one of my friends and I saw her walk in the room and I right away, you know, walked up to her. I'm like, hey, you want to go for a walk and get some wine? And she's like, no, I don't.

She was a clean Los Angeles County girl, nice, sweet Jewish girl. I had fucking long hair and barefoot and probably had a joint hanging out of my mouth. If you have giant fake tits and you're twerking, the majority of men are looking at you as somewhere to put their penis and ejaculate into one of your holes. It just is the facts. Vindicate, hey hey want to share this box of wine on the beach with me and poop in my van. Listen I didn't poop in the van till I had till we were married. Seven when when was that video I posted you film you look like a teenager. I think that was 2010. I think I was making that movie Desert Runners and the

producer of the movie wanted me to make a video talking about my training. I would never have been able to film that movie if I wasn't in fucking amazing shape. I fucking destroyed all... There were probably 10 other filmmakers on that trip, on those trips to the four deserts. The trips were spread out over a year, two weeks at each desert. Antarctica, the Sahara in Egypt the Gobi in China and the Atacama in Chile and each of them we spent two weeks and you had to carry all your food with you and your camera gear all your food for the entire week they provided water and I was in fucking crazy shape I was in fucking crazy shape. I was in crazy shape

Like that was that those were the date that to when was that 2010 Was 14 years ago like my go-to workout back then I would do 10 thrusters at 135 10 Muscle ups three rounds. I would just do that once a week at least I would just do that once a week at least. Antarctica was insane. I'd never seen so much wildlife. I saw everything. Just you wouldn't believe how many birds and and and fucking seals and whales and penguins and it was it was absolutely nuts. It was the craziest trip ever. I went there in a boat. I went there on a Russian icebreaker

from I think the tip of Argentina. Is that what country is down there? Ushuaia, there was some city down there. I think it was a 11 story Russian icebreaker and we sailed over there. The captain said it was one of the worst storms he'd ever seen. You have to sail through this water called the Drake's Passage. The boat was rocking so hard for 48 hours that the windows on the seventh floor would go into the ocean i didn't eat for two days it was nuts it was absolutely bat shit crazy nuts

i get a little fucking nauseous thinking about it actually just now it It was bad. It was bad. And there were fucking people on the boat who didn't phase them. And I don't get boat sick. Uh oh, Heidi, here we go. Oh no, Heidi. So if she didn't have fake tits... Hi Heidi. You're very attractive. And throughout your day there's men who want to fucking... 69 you. Heidi Crum. So if she didn't have fake tits and the men acted the same way, would we be blaming it? Who would... what would we be blaming it on?

I don't know where you got to blaming. I don't know where on I don't know where you got to blaming I Don't know where I don't know I Don't know I Don't know what I don't know. I don't know where you got blaming I Don't know where you got blaming Audrey Heidi has great tits. I didn't actually I can't even remember your tits But I've reached an age where I can put up a wall too And I have a wife and kids like when I hang I hung out with Heidi a

Bit when she came out to Greg's house, and I really enjoyed her and her man mancicle she brought a fucking just a fucking giant slab of beef with her I Didn't I didn't objectify you No, I'm not saying they're non memorable tits. I just didn't I just died Listen if she would if Heidi had huge fucking D.-titties and she would have been wearing a fucking bikini top that fucking barely covered her nipples, I would have seen them. But like we were just hanging out like, you know, at...

You know, we were just hanging out like at Greg's house and at the talk and I went and had breakfast with her in the morning and it was just, just people. That's it. Yeah, I mean if you're wearing a wife beater and you're like yesterday I went to a cafe yesterday I went to a cafe with the kids and there was a girl in there who was 25 years old who was wearing something that looked like lingerie on top and it was made of silk and she had these tiny little banana titties and she clearly had no bra on and she was pacing back and forth on the patio of the cafe and you could see the titties just undulating under there, like moving under there.

And I didn't think, I wasn't like, I never once thought, oh, I want to bang her, I'm sexually attracted to her, but anytime I could, I looked over and like, if I didn't think she was going to catch me, I looked over and watched the titties move around under her shirt. You know, banana titties, like the kind that like you imagine the nipples would be pointing up like this. You know what I mean? Like they weren't pendulous. If I use that word, I didn't mean hers.

They weren't pendulous. They were they were like. They were they looked like they were like ski slopes. They look like they were like ski slopes. So there's things that I don't think are unfair. I don't know if it's unfair or not fair. I'm just telling you the facts. If you're an OnlyFans girl, if you have giant fake D-titties, if you're going to a rapper's studio in the middle of the night and they're fucked up, at what

point are you like, hey, these dudes just want to fuck me? Maybe I don't know. Maybe I should be asking questions. No, I didn't. I had no Pat. You're wrong. Pat says, dude, you said that you're hard every time you touch a boob. And by the way, I'm not hard every time I touch a boob. I touch a boob and I get hard.

Important distinction. Don't say you don't want to fuck the banana titty girl. It's okay. We know you. I do not. I did not want to fuck the banana to did it girl And Another thing is there's guys who will actually I am NOT one of them. I

Say this with peace and love there's guys who they see that and right then and there they're thinking they're actually visualizing fucking the girl I'm more i'm more the type of guy when I was single is I wonder what kind of wine she likes It's just uh By by no means am I am I am I blaming anyone but you got you got to see the story you got to see the whole but you gotta see the whole story, Heidi. You gotta see the whole story. I'm not blaming Katrin for the biology of men, but now that she got those titties she's gonna lose 1500 dads who are following her who don't want her as an example for their daughters and she's gonna attract, you know 100,000 men who obsess on tits

It's just the way it is I'm not I'm not you could blame the could blame the guys, you could blame her, you could say it's mutual. That's all I'm saying. I want to fuck the banana titty girl and I never saw her. I don't believe you. You're a horny bastard like me. I am, but I have a, but I don't, I don't go there. I just don't go there. Oh, Barry McAuchin, or it's more than 100 000. Yeah

and so Fuck blame god, I don't know but how you present yourself on the internet is how you're going to attract people If you're if you're a guy and you uh, uh Drive a fucking Lamborghini. You're gonna attract girls who want to be with a guy who has, who has the resources to buy a Lamborghini. I'm not, I'm not, and they call them gold diggers. Like I don't, I don't even think that, I don't think that's fair. I'm not knocking a girl who, um, uh, is attracted to a guy who has the resources to buy a Lamborghini. I don't think that that's a bad reason to like, I'm not saying that you have to marry the fucking guy, but be like, okay, this guy has resources to buy a Lamborghini. I don't think that that's a bad reason to like, I'm not saying that you have to marry the fucking guy,

but be like, okay, this guy has resources to buy a Lamborghini. And I'm not saying that that's a, and I'm not knocking guys who are attracted. I mean, I was physically for fucking the first year of my relationship that I knew my wife. I was strictly fucking like attracted. I just wanted to be fucking naked with her. I knew what I was doing If you had daughters you would think differently than you do on this subject If I had a daughter I wouldn't let her out of my sight ever especially if she was cool as fuck like me What is this plans are being made good morning I'm not there's nothing wrong with being attracted to someone because they have a shitload of money there's nothing wrong with being attracted to someone who because they have a huge set of tits There's nothing wrong being attracted to someone because they have the same Christian values as you I'm not suggesting any of that

I'm not passing judgment on it These headphones are completely falling apart. Yeah, because they're good at fitness. Yeah, I mean, let's face it. 80% of the girls who do CrossFit aren't the games aren't like inherently attractive. By inherently attractive, I mean like fitting any stereotypical fucking norm of what's hot. But what's hot about them is that they fucking put their hair up in a ponytail and fucking get at it. I mean there are some weird-shaped mofuckers in the games.

The men are way more attractive than the women in the CrossFit Games, the elite athletes, by far. It's not even close. Seve, what are you talking about attractive? You're just talking about stereotypical fucking attractiveness. Correct. That's correct. Correct. That's correct. Correct. Sevan, I sent three super chats yesterday, all of which were unread. Am I being censored by them? Uh, no. I try, dude, I fucking...

I do my fucking best to read all the fucking super chats I want to encourage you guys to send as much money as fucking possible. I also don't I also don't Okay, I'll tell you the truth This is the absolute truth that wasn't the truth that I want to encourage you guys to send money Here's the truth the chats come so fast and furious and yesterday show and so like that during the broadcast It's like a real pain to read any comments But I want to read them because I fucking love you guys and you guys are fucking the base of the pyramid of the show So when someone sends a super chat here in stream yard and the interface I'm using looks different than yours

I don't know what it looks like on youtube, but here they get highlighted So that's why I read them i'm like fuck that person was kind enough to fucking give two dollars or ten dollars or fifty Dollars if it's jodie lynn and so I fucking read it But then other than that, um, and even if I don't want to even if it interrupts the flow of the show And so if I miss one and and usually what I do when I see one pop up, the reason why I fall behind in the comments when I see one pop up, I freeze the chat for a second and I just wait until there's a break and then I'll read it. So I, um, I, uh, yeah, you guys are the base. Like if it wasn't, I mean, I used to come on here in the morning to do a show. Now I come on, come in, come on here, uh, to hang out with you guys. You guys make this fucking, this, this gig so fucking fun and easy.

So if I, if I missed a super chat and then sometimes, you know, like, a super chat will come by and I'll miss it and someone like Philip Kelly will be like, just write in the comments, Sevan, you missed a super chat from so-and-so or someone will write that and then I'll start scrolling back and looking for it. And I've noticed over time, I've noticed there's certain things that will get my attention that get me to read a chat. So, certain people's names, if I see Pat Lang's name or Jeffrey or just people or Audrey or Heidi, like there's names that will catch my attention.

Or if someone says my name in there, hey, Sevan, or if it says Sevan, that will usually catch my attention. So Trish, it's crazy to me that 226 people are watching, but only 20 people are chatting. I think a lot of people are multitasking too. I hope so. I'm hoping people, I hope people are like driving to work and shit. Yon, fake tits mean you should expect assault. My kids don't have any vaccines.

My kids are, Avi has his first polio vaccine. The polio shot is three shots and Avi has his first shot. And to this day, my fucking wife fucking is so sad that she did that And ironically he's the only one of my sons that has any type of like Like like he has he likes every once a couple times a year He'll have some sort of like sniffing or sign of shit going on every once in a couple times a year he'll have some sort of like sniffing or sign of shit going on but no ear infections no eye infections no throat infections no sickness no sick like they're very very rare we had something

blow through earlier in the year where one of my kids just had a really bad like fever Ari had a really bad fever for like two or three weeks but other than and he's seven but other than that no no eczema no they're baseline kids they're like they could be used in a study they're just baseline kids no allergies no no nothing So that's the Kanye thing. I'm just saying, if you're an OnlyFans girl, 99% of the men who are attracted to you think you're a cum dumpster. They don't think you're a cum dumpster. They want to think you're a cum dumpster. They want to perceive you as a cum dumpster if you have an OnlyFans account. And I'm not suggesting that it's true and I'm not blaming, I'm

not saying that they deserve anything to happen to them. I'm just telling you that's how it works. It's like snakes with red on them. 99% of them are poisonous. It's just it's just the signal. It's just the international signal for cum dumpster is you have an only fans account. If you have fake titties and and and you walk around brawless in a wife beater, I'm not I'm not suggesting that you deserve anything bad to happen to you or blaming you. I'm just telling you that 99% of men who are attracted to you, they're fixating on your tits and what they want to do to them. That's it. Sebi, do you think you and I got a different polio vaccine than what is available today?

Yeah, I don't know. I haven't looked into that, but 100%. I would bet fucking 100 of my listeners life's on it. Yeah, I don't think anything I don't I don't I don't even think that each batch is the same as the batch before it. I don't think you get, I don't think you get, Christine says it probably is out of the system now. I don't think it ever gets out of your system. From what I know, when you, when you take any of those things, you permanently alter your immune system. And that's the big reason why they don't ever, that's one of the reasons why they never investigated that as the source of why kids are getting sick or injured because it's not like Vicodin where you take, you get a prescription of Vicodin. My wife gets a prescription of Vicodin and she comes home and she has a stomach ache so she can call the doctor and be like, hey, it gives me a stomach ache and he switches

her to Oxycontin or whatever. It's not like that. It's, um, those aren't like that. Oh, we've had enough boob chat. Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you are a man.... If you are a man. If you are a man. You are a man. You are a man. You are a man and you are a high school teacher, okay ready Pat? Round two. So far we're good. If you're a man and you're a high school teacher and you're the teacher who starts the gay alliance, gay safety club at your high school, that is a red flag.

Careful, Seve a red flag. Careful, Seve. I will. That's a red flag. If you're a guy and you're a teacher, that's a red flag. Small red flag, but it's a red flag. You're a guy and you're a teacher, and more and more of a red flag, more of a red flag the younger the kids you teach. So if you're a professor at a college, it's a very small red flag. Maybe not even a red flag. But if you're a kindergarten, first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth,

ninth, tenth, eleventh, twelfth, the flags get bigger, smaller and smaller. But if you're a teacher, there's a small red flag. And then the flag gets smaller as you get a teach older and older kids. If you're a teacher and you're also the founder and you're a male teacher and you're the founder of the gay club at your high school, not only just the teacher representative, the founder of it there's a bigger red flag thoughts on male gynecologist yet um uh um this is not true mike mccasky this is uh absolutely not true according to some people not me of course i'm I'm fully with you god, I don't want another strike. I just got a strike already Last week they pulled down the Russell Burger show. I don't know if I told you guys that

What you're saying is retarded stuff on Papa Birchfield got a red flag on him too. Don't don't don't listen. Don't get emotionally twisted. Don't get twisted. I have no suspect of Papa Birchfield, Jeffrey, my colleague. I have no, I'm just saying. Listen, if you're a man, there's a fucking red flag on you. How's that? No, listen, Seve pays a male to teach his kids Jiu-Jitsu and skateboarding, oh, and tennis.

Are you directly funding creeps? No, I'm not I'm not suggesting Listen guys if you're born there's a fucking red flag on you You get enough red flags you get a little red flag as you get a big red flag Oh my goodness How about a little grace for me? So let me go on here. Those of you who are extremists like myself, this one's going to be tough for you to get through.

So I'm looking for, have you guys been watching what's going on with tampon Tim? He is a proponent of tampons in male bathrooms. He is the coach of the football team. Even the coach of the football team got a small little red flag. Uh, Pat Lang, male teachers are fine, dude. I agree. I agree. They're fine. I agree I agree they're fine I agree I agree they're fine tampon Tim wanted tampon it first of all he's a teacher red flag once tampons in

the bathrooms at the... Oh, God, you guys want to hear this crazy story? I should be very careful telling this one, because this is close to my circle. But I'm starting to encounter people who act weird around me, who I don't know, and later on I'm like, why the fuck was that person like that to me? And they're like, dude, they heard your podcast. Why the fuck was that person like that to me and they're like dude they heard your podcast And so

Yeah Oh The show's over 1999 does that mean I should get off the show it's over. Okay great hanging with you guys I'll see you guys tomorrow bye bye Come back. Drop to a knee, Mr. Weed. Douche canoe. Finally. Okay, listen, stop interrupting me. Listen.

Teacher, football coach wants tampons in the bathrooms at the high school, pass the laws to allow a gender child, general mutilation without notification of parents. Trips to China where the legal age for having fornicating with a child is 14 years old, China where the legal age for having fornicating with a child is 14 years old, always traveling with boys. Now an accuser has come out. I don't know if you guys have seen it.

Tampon Tim is now being accused of one of the students in the gay club that he founded and started and ran in his high school is saying that tampon tim took him to like an indigo girls concert I think it was indigo girls and danced with him slow dance with him at the concert put his hands down the back of his pants took him back to his house or took him to a gay bar, got him drunk, took him back to his house and blew him. And the guy said that he ejaculated in Walls' mouth like in a minute. And because he ejaculated so quick in Walls' mouth that he assumed he was gay, and then he continued to have a relationship with Wall walls for two or three years

and uh, he would get jealous when walls would take other kids to The indigo concert and of course it was a kid from his From his school Dude, jesus. I know. I know. It's crazy. I know I know Uh, jesus seve. I know I know I know I know, I know, I'm telling you. I'm looking, I don't see where the... I thought I had it in my show notes. I don't see where it's at.

And of course, the left media is just ferociously fucking attacking, right? Saying that it's just completely bullshit. My notes must be all fucked up this morning. Oh, is this it? Oh, maybe I did- oh, oh, oh, oh, here it is! Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Fuck, man, the pedocrats are wild, dude, here it is. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Fuck man, the pedocrats are wild, dude.

It's long. It's long. Yeah, Touchdown Tim, they call him Touchdown Tim. Yeah, Pat Lang, it's all confirmed on the onion. Hey dude, listen. So as I'm working this last night, I'm thinking, well, what's Pat Lang going to say? How's he going to fucking flip out? You know what I mean? I'm fucking looking at my phone. I got one hand on my ball sack and I'm thinking of Pat Lang and

I'm like, man, what's Pat going to say? But the thing is, dude, is there's so many fucking red flags, dude. There's so many fucking red flags, dude There's so many fucking red flags like where are you just like I told you guys the story I told you guys the story right about Victor Salva Victor Salva was the director of that movie powder and a bunch of other big-time movies and I was an extra on one of His movies one time and he gathered the boys and then star of the movie was this boy and he gathered all of us boys Around I remember he looked me in the eyes and he's like, you know what? I really like you I'm gonna give you a talking part in my next movie I was in the eighth grade and I'm like, oh cool

And then we're gathered around him and he's showing his footage that was shot from the movie And we're in the tent and then he looks at all the boys He goes do any of you masturbate into your socks? And I remember I told my stepmom that story and she's like, ooh, I don't want you hanging out with that guy anymore Don't be alone with him. And I remember thinking you fucking bitch. That was a great moment. I really enjoyed hanging out with him. I thought he was really connecting with me and he introduced me to masturbating

in socks. I had never thought of that. And, uh, then, uh, six months later, Victor Salvo was fucking arrested for fucking the be Jesus out of the boy child star in that movie. fucking to be Jesus out of the boy child star in that movie And it's like dude how many fucking red flags do you need? Vndk8.com vindicate V N D K 8.. Get your CEO shirts. If the walls could talk, then Tim Walz would probably want them to shut the fuck up. This year is the 1995 yearbook of Alliance High School in Nebraska.

What's interesting about this title is that it's the same year that Tim waltz resigned or got fired from his position I wasn't in I wasn't in powder. He made powder. I think after the movie I was in But that movie never came out that movie never came out. It was a horror movie Because the kid got diddled Like I wonder if that movie's gonna come out where Alec Baldwin fucking shot that lady. the Girl Girls concert in the 90s. However, the student has a very different recollection of that night. Not only of that night, but of his relationship with Tim Walz. On Friday, Tim Walz tweeted out, all Donald Trump and JD Vans know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit. And he got this reply from the

black indirectionists, okay Tim, I guess now would be a good time to drop my October surprise. You remember him, right? The real reason you walked away from teaching? The kid who spent the night at your home? The one you went to the gay bar with? The reason the school board had a meeting about you? What do you think, Tim? Should I drop that now?

Or should I wait another week or so? You know the student you were having sex with? The male student you were having sex with? They didn't call you touchdown Timmy because you were the football coach. Oh wait, you lied about that also. You were the assistant coach. What do you think Tim? You remember the Indigo Girls concert, right? The gay bar, spending nights, and of course the high school board meeting. It's time, Tim. Touchdown, Timmy. You were touchy, alright.

I'm pretty sure that this was the face that Tim Walz had after he read that tweet, because the victim was in communication with black insurrectionists. And isn't this also the face of people who are guilty of something like, it just screams like, oh fuck, I've been caught. Grab your snacks, because this is where it gets juicy. And isn't this also the face of people who are guilty of something like it just screams like oh Grab your snacks because this is where it gets juicy This is the statement from the alleged victim have decided to make a public statement regarding the relationship between myself and Tim Wohl so it goes on and on and What's crazy is is the only pushback the media on the left has about this is They're saying that you can see a

cursor line In the guys tweet that shows that the black insurrectionist wrote it as opposed to was publishing What this guy who is allegedly diddled by Tim Walls? said and It's like dude That just means he copied and pasted it into a tweet or onto Microsoft, whatever word document.

Do you think if Walls was on tape saying he assaults women all the time, then 17 women accuse him of assault would be a red flag you think so tim does sound like a pedo though yeah listen pat listen if you that last line you said tim does sound like a pedo though yeah that's it that's all that's all i'm saying i mean listen putting tampons in the boys bathroom That's all I'm saying. I mean, listen, putting tampons in the boys' bathroom, strike one and two. Pushing for the legalization of gender, chopping off the penises of fucking sex organs of boys and titties off of girls, allowing them to do it at the age of 12 without parental consent,

strike fucking three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12. 3456789101112 Uh head of the uh gay fucking club at the high school and you're a guy Fucking you're out dude rocket ship launched to pluto for you next next ride off the planet, please I don't know the indigo girls either. Is that like some notorious, is it like a Britney Swift, you like just gay dudes and trannies like it? Is that that kind of music? Anyway, it goes on and on. It's got some graphic detail on it. I guess Walls blew the dude and took a load off him

That that's what really fucked the kid up because the kid it sounds like the kids not really gay But he thinks he is gay because walls blew him anyway I don't know. I mean, fuck, I wouldn't put that. I just want to hear more. I like the story. A vote for Kamala Walls is a vote for child mutilation. Let's talk about why. In 2023, Walls signed a measure into law protecting the administration of puberty blockers and

gender affirming care to minors. Gender affirming care. God, I fucking hated how they do that. In 2023, Walz signed a measure into law protecting the administration of puberty blockers and other things that mutilated the genitalia of kids, effectively endorsing medical interventions on children who are yet capable

of giving full informed consent. Tim Walz signed bill making Minnesota a sanctuary state for child sex changes. What a weird thing to get behind. What a fucking weird thing to get behind. I call things for what they are buddy. You say you like to grab women's pussy, sounds to me like you probably grab people's pussies. You say you like to grab women's pussy sounds to me like you

Probably grab people's pussies you put tampons in a boy's bathroom. You're probably fucked up Listen listen that doesn't even that doesn't even make sense. I call you for your you say you like to grab women's pussies You are. You say you like to grab women's pussies. Are you referencing Donald Trump saying that when you're famous, you can just grab women's pussies? Is that what you're is that what you're referencing? I'm going to say that 99 percent of the men here like touching women's pussies. The Spike. Twitter user the black instructionist also claimed he had a whistleblower with tape showing ABC rigged

the debate and nothing ever came out. I wouldn't take that user seriously without actual proof. Fair enough. Yeah I saw that also. Fair enough. The thing is though, Spike, and I agree with you, the ABC debate was rigged. Now, whether there was actually a whistle, the ABC debate was 100% rigged. 100%. And we would have to define rigged, but it was 100% rigged. The question is, was there really a whistleblower right so

and hey there's a distinction also between grabbing a pussy and sucking off a fucking kid, a child. If that's you defending a rapist on a minor, then that's disgusting. I'm not sure what that's in reference to, but there is no defense. The thing is, is you can't do anything to a minor. Like you don't, you don't have to prove a ninth grade child and a 50 year old teacher. You don't need to prove that you consent, man shent all that shit out the fucking door. Out the fucking door, you don't need to prove any of it. He claimed the whistleblower sent a letter to the House Speaker and the Speaker confirmed he didn't get a letter.

Yeah, that doesn't mean anything to me, though, either. I disagree with you, John Rudy. The craziest part of this whole election is that people actually believe that politicians will actually help the people in any way. I don't agree with you. I think Suza agrees with you. Yeah, it's weird how the left conflates they let you between adults and blowing a child. I agree. It's fucking disgusting.

I don't even know what you're talking about. Mike, 17 women accused a man of sexually assaulting them and he's on tape talking about sexually assaulting women. You're actually cool with that? Oh god. You're so fucking stretching the details. You're so taking two stories and like forcing them together as hard as you can. Yeah, what's going on with that? Philip Kelly, Sebi, if we're gonna discuss diddling children, please watch the Mendez Brothers on Netflix. Yeah, what's the deal with that?

Did they get busted for, they got busted for killing their parents and now it's coming out they were getting diddled so they might get off. Sevan, what don't you if there's any, I don't know if there's things I don't like about him. There's things I wish he would do better. I don't know. Trump did push Operation Warp Speed. Mason Mistral, Sevilla shook on that one. Holy shit they've been in jail for 30 years.

Wow. Wow. That's wild. I'd like to get, I'd love to get your take on this one. Let me hear, what do you guys think about this? This, this, this is fucking nuts. Bill Clinton campaigns for Kamala and references what happened to Lake and Riley and immigrants. Is this is fucking nuts right here. Did he just fucking torpedo fucking? Did he just, is he attacking Kamala or defending her? I can't, or in Biden. I can't even

figure this one out. Here we go. You got a case in Georgia not very long ago. They made an ad about about a young woman who'd been killed by an immigrant. Yeah, well, if they'd all been properly vetted, that probably wouldn't have happened. But if they all properly vetted, that doesn't happen. But if they all properly vetted, that doesn't happen. And America is not having enough babies to keep our populations up. So we need immigrants that have been vetted to do work. There wouldn't be a problem. You got a case in? What the fuck is he saying?

What's the argument here? That I'm making a stretch here because I haven't seen the whole thing, but is he suggesting that because Donald Trump was against adding more border patrol agents recently? Well, that's what they're claiming. He wasn't against adding more border patrol agents, but they had a bill where more border patrol agents were part of the bill. And that bill didn't pass. And so he's saying he's trying to blame Trump because they weren't vetted properly because we didn't have enough people at the border. How fucking cockamamie is that? So if you don't have enough agents, then then you just don't let them in you don't be like well, fuck it I've never been in line somewhere

I've never been in line at fucking safeway And there's you know when there's only two checkers and there's 50 people who want to check out and they're like, fuck it, you guys in the back can just go free, don't even pay. Never seen that. I don't understand what he's saying either because I don't have the full context, but I have to guess that's what he's saying. Unless he's completely retarded and he hates Kamala.

Unless he's stumping, I'm assuming he's stumping for Kamala. In Georgia, not very long ago, they made an ad about a young woman who'd been killed by an immigrant. Yeah, well, if they'd all been properly vetted- She wasn't killed by an immigrant, she was killed by a fucking illegal alien. Vetted, that probably wouldn't have happened. If he would have been vetted, that wouldn't't have happened No, if he wasn't let in over the fucking border without being vetted But if they all probably vetted and that doesn't happen and America is not having enough babies to what he's saying here is an America is not having enough babies

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Conditions apply. I wonder what the ratio is of sexual harassment charges from men to women versus women to men. Oh, Ken Walters, good point. Seve and shops in San Francisco and Oakland, they go straight past the register. No lines. Fair enough. Anyway, I have no fucking idea what Bill Clinton is saying, but it doesn't sound like it's Pass the register no lines fair enough Anyway, I have no fucking idea what Bill Clinton saying but doesn't sound like it's gonna help Kamala

Hey you can't you can't put Trump with that group watch Trish watches watches podcast with Andrew Schultz Well fuckers Sharp is a tack. Men don't charge women with harassment. I don't think I've ever been harassed. Seve, off topic. What's going on with liver King you guys still buddies? I would never say we were buddies I probably wanted to be buddies with him he was just too busy and lived too far away but he contacted me a few days but I hadn't talked to him probably over a year two years even I don't know, I can't keep track of time, but he contacted me a couple, he contacted me at the games, maybe I was at the games already, and he said,

hey, I want to come to the games with my family. I'll buy tickets or do whatever, can you help me out? And I said, sure. And then he was at the games and he wanted to hang out, but I was busy. I couldn't hang out. I mean, I would have loved to have hang out. I'm gonna hang out with anyone at the games. I got shit to film.

I don't even think I wanna do the behind the scenes next year. It's so weird. I've been thinking about it. I don't know what I wanna do. Last year left a bad taste in my mouth. I want to do a whole show. Have you seen this fucking clip going around that talking elite fitness made? I don't know if I have time to fucking go there.

You guys want to go there? God damn. Oh, I need a Kill Taylor sponsor for this week. If anyone wants to sponsor the show, let me know. We don't have a sponsor yet. Kill Taylor needs a sponsor this Saturday. And we don't have one. All right, yeah this that's a What about just following an athlete for a set season instead of just a games doc? Yeah, not a bad idea I don't know. I don't know what a season is. Yeah, dig butter five hungee

Somebody give me five hundred dollars, please. No, no give me five hundred dollars, please. I Can't wait till I can charge fucking $2,000 and only give away $500. Weird Al Yankovitch He figured out the shadow war. Was weird Al ahead of his time? Who's writing your blog? And soon you've got black helicopters coming across the border Uh, who's writing your blog? My blog? Listen, have any of you guys ever seen the old CrossFit website? Does anyone remember it? It was just white and yellow?

Pump it, Masters, for the new world order website does it does anyone remember it it was just white and yellow Why did BP and Swalverine pull out of sponsorship? I don't think they pulled out of sponsorship. The way it happens is this. So someone will contact us and they'll be like, hey, we want to sponsor the show. And we'll be like, okay. And then they'll send over like a three month contract and then you sign it and then like you you you you do their you know you peddle their wares for three months and then you move on and hopefully you build a relationship with

them and the reason why a lot of sponsors don't want to stay with one person too long because they what they do is is they get a huge spike out of the initial relationship, right? And then they want to go away for like, you know, six months and then they want to come back. Yeah, contracts are dumb. I fucking hate them. I did not want to sign the FID aid contract. We did all the work. We fulfilled all our obligations and they they were kept saying hey sign the contract so we can pay you sign the contract so we can pay you and Susan's like dude sign the fucking contract so they can pay us. I'm like I don't want to sign the fucking contract. I don't

fucking care if they fucking pay us. I want to sign the fucking contract. With Born Primitive we didn't we never did that. You just call Bear or Claire and you're like hey can I have X amount of dollars? Or like, sure. I don't think they do that with everyone. I don't think we had a contract with Wolverine either. I can't remember. I great working with Fidaid though. I mean, great. I just, I mean, and they're like a fucking big company you know they have like 50 employees they have like lawyers and marketing people and shit like that. Oh Code 7 is still working on Swalivarine no shit. I'll have to look this up Pat I didn't see that about the plagiarism I didn't

see that about the plagiarism. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. We do need a sponsor. If we don't get a sponsor, I'll just use Matuthian. But it would be great to get a sponsor. I love having a sponsor. I love having a sponsor. Yeah, Van shoes would be a great sponsor. Yeah, Van shoes to be a great sponsor. Mugger comes to a woman who was pregnant and shoots the woman in the abdomen and the baby dies. He is arrested for homicide. Homicide. That's the charge. But if she wants to kill

it, it's a non-issue. So I don't understand. The it doesn't have any worth if the woman wishes to kill it, but it has infinite worth if she doesn't want to kill it. That's not extreme? If a mugger comes to a woman who is pregnant and shoots the woman in the abdomen and the baby dies, he is arrested for homicide. Homicide. That's the charge. But if she wants to kill it, it's a non-issue. So I don't understand. The it doesn't have any worth if the woman wishes to kill it, but it has infinite worth

if she doesn't want to kill it. That's not extreme. How cool is that? If you're a woman, you have the right to kill. Wouldn't accept the Pfizer sponsorship. No, fuck yeah. If you're a woman, you have the right to kill. Uh, uh, wouldn't accept the Pfizer sponsorship. No, fuck. Yeah. I would accept any sponsorship if it wasn't any from any organization.

He from any organization, I expect except the sponsorship. What are you fucking nuts? You don't, you don't have to listen just because the the athletes sell their souls to sponsors that you don't, that's, you don't have to sell your soul to a sponsor for a sponsorship. When I did the debrief with with the exerciser crew they were laughing because I don't need the exerciser. Fucking... I'm raising three boys. I don't have time 15 minutes a day to fucking make my giant hog even bigger. I ain't fucking with perfection.

You got a perfect, perfect meat-sicle. Let's have this. I'd love to do a a I'm decently transphobic. Me too. I like I like tranny's when I'm in the audience, Andrew, and they're on stage performing. That's right. That you know what I mean? Like the chorus line or some shit. Yeah, I'll take any any this week's kill Taylor brought to you by Pfizer. I'd love to do that. That'd be awesome. So if you're a woman, you have the right to kill a baby.

That's that's whatever. I guess that is what it I guess that is what it is. What's this one? This one says, Oh God, you guys want to do this? You guys want to see this fucking crazy shit? These fucking ass hats. Here we go what's the deadline here because I feel like this in the results of the this investigation and the the impending

decisions are going to have a giant impact on what the season looks like next year what did he just say? What's the deadline? I started listening to this. I haven't gotten through the whole thing. They have a whole podcast. They got a picture of Lazarus. It's got a shitload of views. The order of communication has to be so delicate right now because, I mean, everybody is walking on eggshells. Who? What? Everyone's walking on eggshells? What's the deadline? Because a lot of athletes probably don't know if they're going to compete until they know the results of the investigation.

What's a lot of athletes? What do they think that they're going to find in the investigation that's going to make athletes want to compete or not? I think I tend to agree with Lauren on this too because I even looking at the discourse anytime CrossFit or the games post something. It's like where are the results? Why haven't we heard anything yet? And I guarantee you if they put out the full season schedule right now, if they had it, people would be like, well, why does this matter if we haven't even gotten results from the information? Speaking of... So I know this is out of context.

I know it's just a reel. I know it's supposed to get you to watch their podcast. And it did get me to start watching their podcast. I'll probably when the show's over, go work out and listen to it But I but I have no fucking idea what they're talking about for summary The PFA is is is less potent and less relevant and less valuable and less Relevant than your neighbor's dog that's barking next door They are at least you know your neighbor's dog barks and you're like fuck I wonder what the dogs barking at and

Then it but it barks every night at five o'clock, you know, so after a while you're just like, okay The only relevance becomes up it must be five o'clock. Oh, it's like that every morning I wake up to a to a rooster Every fucking morning. It's weird. It's not all year. It's just during the summer months I don't know what I don't know why roosters change in the winter But every morning I wake up to a rooster and I know that after that rooster starts doing its thing It's only a matter of time before my alarm goes off It's probably like five minutes So I usually close my eyes and just focus on my breathing and then my alarm goes off

That's every morning that's the the fucking PFA. Like I don't I don't understand how I don't understand how they make these presuppositions that they have any relevance or what their demands are or who all these athletes they are that they're talking about. Who are they talking about? Jeff Adler or Laura Horvat or like, bye bye. I think Brent's already said he's not competing because he's going to focus on PFAA all year. Like nobody cares.

And every time they post something, someone in the comments is like, where's the investigation? Who cares, dude? Tommy's point about CrossFit not having any type of response to the PFAA's demands. Why would you respond? I don't, I don't, I do, I never respond to the, to the rooster or to the dog barking ever. I never, it's, I've lived here eight years. My neighbor's dog barks every day at some point during the day and it barks against

My dog and they bark at the fence and I never fucking respond my neighbor sometimes I hear is yells at their dogs they have to malinois and And then sometimes they set up a sprinkler that goes off automatically So when their dogs start sparking it I can hear a sprinkler turn on for like 30 seconds and then the dogs run away they must have a sprinkler there that's like sprays the fence and The dogs have scratched so hard on the fence on both sides that there's a hole in it now like sanded down Demands I I don't know what reality they're living in

I don't know what reality they're living in. What do they think the balance of power is or control or I don't know what presupposition that they live in that makes any sense to what they're saying. I would love to see Lauren have kids and see how she deal with that. It's like when your kid engages you on a topic that they have no say in, like engaging them on it. You just don't engage them. PFA isn't even the children in the room. It is a bit disheartening that there hasn't been any type of statement or announcement and not even that they agree, disagree and different just, hey, we have received these and these are the... I'm, I'm, I would be, I'm the exact the exact opposite her I would be disheartened if they acknowledge the PFAA

I would be completely disheartened if they did acknowledge the PFA be like, what are you doing? Really? It's that easy I'd have I'd have the PFA G send them a letter then demanding that I get to film every year demanding that I get to film every year. She's disappointed that they're not responding to the PFAA? Except that we're doing standby for more info. Where's her line of who should get a direct response from CrossFit when they write something versus who shouldn't? People who paid money to go to a seminar, affiliates, anyone that they have some sort of financial exchange with.

I'm more concerned that CrossFit makes sure that let's say someone signs up for the open they pay the 20 bucks and for some reason they can't get their scores in. I put that as a top priority over anything. The PFAA says, if you really want to see some crazy shit, you should go to see what Carolyn Lambray wrote. She's fucking off her fucking. You know what I mean? I I'm not, I'm writing it on the fly in my head. It doesn't.

It's the accountant email that says received and that's it. You're like, all right. Got it. Right. Because right now they, you know, you know, Brent called Don and said, these are our fucking demands. And Don said, okay. And then, and then Brent said, okay, we're going to post these. And Don said, please don't do that.

And then Brent posted them anyway. Like they've spoken. Brent played his hand. The PFAA played their hand. They played their hand. Ghosting people, man, is awesome. You ever get ghosted? It's fucking gnarly. Ghosting is different than like not responding to a text because you're just fucking overwhelmed. But why the fuck would they respond to the PFAA? Here, more importantly, what do Tommy and Lauren and Shani think about the PFAA and CrossFit? They're not dumb people. They have deep insights. Why would they? That makes no sense. Now it feels like they've just been left on read and you see that they read the

message and now it's a little that's not even true at all. Everyone knows that's not even true at all. She's not even close to the fact that women left on read. You mean she's talking about how the public perceives it. She wants this to be fought out in the public. The PFAA and CrossFit have fucking had their fucking exchange. The PFAA played their hand. They flashed their piece. And CrossFit is inside the house with the door closed.

They don't have to come out and fucking shoot PFAA. They don't have to do anything. Man, it's just, it's just fucking why I just don't get their perspective. How they, how they, this makes any sense to them. A little bit awkward. And you're doing that dance. And I do appreciate that they could have lawyers or... Not could, Lauren. They do have lawyers. Everyone has lawyers. People telling them do not say anything like you are kind of at this choke hold right now. I thought Don would be doing

like regular updates here. You know, because he came out and they did the video that's got like 73,000 views about the investigation. They would do regular updates and then the reason is because they have 73,000 views. First of all, those updates don't say anything. Like why not come out every week? Like, Hey, here's where we are. Why not come out every week? Why come out every week? That you please tell me that. And even that, even that might run astray or a foul of whatever

your legal team is telling you. Because it's the people that we're used to hearing from over like Dave has not done a weekend review since before the games or during at far during the games he hasn't done one of his videos he's been he's posted some things on Instagram but he's not done anything it's been relatively quiet over there I'm just I'm really and I am with you guys it's like there's this weird like this is order of things that need to happen but the longer they wait to do step number one is like just to me

Guaranteeing more chaos for down the road. I the exact opposite the longer they wait the less chaos Ordin what this is gonna look like what's the deadline here because there is no fucking deadline There is no fucking deadline. There is no fucking deadline. It doesn't matter. The dog can bark every day at five o'clock. It just doesn't matter. Why are you giving it relevance? Geez Louise guys.

Let me see if I can find this letter from Miss Lambre. So this is Jeffrey Adler's wife. She posted this. October 8th marked the two-month anniversary of Lazar's death. Anniversary? The day before that I was speaking with Controlled Strategies, the company hired by CrossFit to investigate one of the 2024 CrossFit Games. Event one of the 2024 CrossFit Games. The company hired by CrossFit to investigate event one of the 2024 CrossFit Games. Why are they talking to her? If I'm talking to her, I'm only talking to her for political purposes. I'm not talking to her because I give two. Why would they give two? Doesn't that make you suspicious of the investigation or the validity of the investigation? Like maybe they're just talking,

maybe the investigation is just a giant farce and they're really doing it to a bolt instead of like to get to the truth, they're doing it just to figure out, get information from these people. So how to build a better defense. Or hey, how about this more realistically? The investigation, obviously, since it's paid for by CrossFit, is just a document that they're never going to fucking share, which I would never share if I was them ever. I mean, dude, they didn't share the NSCA fucking settlement.

Why the fuck would they share this investigation? Why the fuck would they share this investigation? So I think that Carolyn and the others who are talking to the investigators have been completely do. All they're trying to do is figure out how much they're going to pay Luca. And they're never going to share it. And I don't fucking blame them. And I wouldn't share it fucking either. It took me three or four weeks to set up that meeting after receiving

their contact information. Oh, so she pushed. So she's trying to stay relevant. This is some sort of therapy for her. Okay. So she's pushing. She's social justice, warrioring, white knighting. So she pushed for the meeting. Okay, that's okay. I know everyone wants answers now. I do too. But I also understand that everyone is living with this and will be ready to speak at different times. The meeting went well, but I was nervous about reliving and discussing that fatal morning. What do you think was harder? I guess that puts the tampon Tim thing in perspective, right? That kid who got fucking had to suck Tim Walz's cock allegedly and took a load in his mouth. That was probably pretty hard for him to relive.

I wonder what I'm trying to figure out what was what's hard what what I'm trying to think you want to give information to the investigators but you're afraid that you're gonna burst out into crying thinking about lazardine and somehow that inhibits you from going there? I mean I'm not you but that sounds fucking ridiculous to me. The meeting went well but I was nervous about reading it. I mean you're not even related to the guy. To my fellow coaches that were there August 8th, your insight will be invaluable." That's absolutely not true. If you are on the fence like I was about sharing your experiences of Event 1 with them, DM me if you want to know more about mine. God, this is so bizarre. P.S. to all the fans. What fans? Please remain patient, respectful. We all love the sport. No one wants to see it go away. But...

When NFL players realized the health risks of concussions, they didn't demand tackles be removed from football. Actually, they did change the legality of how people were tackled. It was better return to play protocols and improved helmets that came out of it. Many people argue that the helmets aren't improved. It was better return to play protocols. Well, yeah, that means changing the tackles If in f1 the halo is created not slower cars runoff tracks better sausage curbs That that Destabilize the cars less etc. Look at the history of any sport. You will see an evolution. Oh cool So she has these great examples for other sports. Let's see if she can give one for CrossFit. Just one.

Just one example of where things are dangerous and they need to be proved because you get you see I mean fuck you went Out of your way to give these examples of these other sports It meant changing Sevan it meant changing how long you had to sit out after a concussion. Yeah, that's good, too Sevan it meant changing how long you had to sit out after a concussion. Yeah, that's good, too Look at the history of any sport and you'll see an evolution, okay Athletes do not ask to make their sports less entertaining. They demand to make them safer for them to take risk Whatever blah blah blah that didn't that doesn't that doesn't even Those that precede the current... No one wants to get hurt.

But where's your fucking example of something that needs to be changed at CrossFit or something that was too dangerous? What are you talking about? Why would you give two other examples for other sports but you're not giving anything for CrossFit? Those that precede the current generation of athlete in any sport pave the way for them

to enjoy what they have now. Of course, quiet. Let the adults speak. Things will never be perfect. Progress over perfection. But at some point, mediocrity and status quo no longer, status quo is no longer acceptable. Of course, no examples, nothing given. More propaganda. Just bullshit. Professional cycling. Someone dies most years. I bet you it's every year. Can you name a year someone didn't die? Is it time for our sport to evolve? It's not survive... It is time for our sport to evolve. Okay, how about the example? What are you talking about? It is not survival of the fittest but of the most adaptable

CrossFit is in grain this ability to adapt and all of us isn't it time they did too Dude, the games have changed and adapted every year. What the fuck is she talking about? As usual I will leave the comment section open. Oh Please share your thoughts and feelings by using I I Lee I Lead statements and not generalizations So her whole thing is generalizations. Nothing specific, but she needs you to start with Eilidh. God, she's such a fucking Canadian. Dude, you should get a job at fucking the State Department, Carolyn. Tell people how to talk.

Be vague. Just offer propaganda. Didn't say anything. Or get a position at the PFAA she's even telling you how to reply exactly I really got I wish some fucking dude would enter the women's competition at CrossFit wouldn't that be fucking great we really need a dude to make a run at that

We really need a dude to make a run at that. Uh, did she take a special selfie of herself looking pissed for the post? Probably. God, good riddance. Thank you for your contribution and get the fuck out I guess a couple of the boys got sick after crash crucible. Like like bad sick vomiting and shitting. I'm reading and reading the thread now. I got to call my wife really quick. I just, uh, I, that was weird. I just pinched my nuts.

I did the, uh, where you pinch your nuts and move them in your hand like this to scratch them. I forget them on the air. That's why it's good. I don't use a wide shot because sometimes I have to like do stuff down here. Adjust pinch the nuts, like peel the dick off my leg. When I call you, you answer. I do that thing where like I grab like my underwear, my pants and I go like that and kind of just shake the nuts off the the cock and balls apart from each other.

Let me call her again. Hey, I can't really talk. Okay. That's important. Yeah. Can the kids do back? Can Ari or Joseph take Avi's tennis lesson today? So we go for two hours? Oh shoot.

That's right. He has noon. Yeah. Will you text him? And find out? And just be like, Hey, we'll bring Ari and Joseph for the two. But I told Maggie we would bring the kids over so they can. Did you see that text message thread?

Yeah. Okay. What if we did an hour and a half? Okay. Tell them to, I'll call them. I'll call them. You'll call Adam? This is man shit.

I got to handle this. Oh, okay. Are you going to call him live on the show? No. I heard what you said. Okay. I saw what you did there. Like it's not man shit.

I saw what you did. I can tell him we can bring the twins at 1230 if you want to do- No, tell him. I would tell him this. Hey, in the future, we'll take both lessons for Ari and Joseph, if you're cool with it. Okay, but not today. I mean, it sounds like you already made plans for them. Yeah, well, they're leaving tomorrow morning.

I'll be having a stern talk with you when I, oh, they are. Okay. Never mind. Good job. Yeah, that's why. Well job execute stepping in and running the house while doing the podcast. I appreciate you. There you go. Much better. You're a good vice president. I love you. Bye. But will you tell him that? Will you tell him that? That way? Yeah. That way he gets acknowledgement that we know that we want that. Plus I feel bad because he's given, he allocated two hours for us and we should be paying him and taking that time Or at least paying them. Yeah, okay

Okay. Okay. Bye All right. Bye. Haley spent five hours in the ER yesterday. I'll be got his toe. He's been complaining about his toe for a while I got a broken toe x-rays came back his toes broken So So, he can't do tennis. I didn't know this. I guess I've never, they just taped, they don't cast it or anything. They just taped the big toe to the little toe. Yeah, that's what I was trying to do.

Mine's broken too. I was ignoring it. That's what, I've been just letting him just like do whatever he wants to do. Basically, he just can't wear shoes. So I took him to tennis last week and he played for a half hour. He's like, dude, this is bad. I go, what's going on? He goes, it's throbbing. I mean, if the instructor was cool with it, I would let him just play barefoot. But now the doctor says he has to stay off of it for a while.

You guys want to talk about, hey, I should go. I feel like I should go inside now. Like the day started in my house without me. So Kamala's husband slaps bitches. Emhoff sucks off boys, allegedly. Both alleged. It's quite a, it's quite a, quite the narrative around the Democrat candidates. Big deal, the vice president's husband,

who's redefining masculinity and lecturing is all about bigotry all the time. Sanctimonious little prick that guy is. That guy is accused of hitting a woman in the face and causing another woman to have a miscarriage. Right, you know, she's married this guy. In recent weeks, it's come out that he is very credibly accused by a woman who's told her story to multiple publications

of publicly slapping her at the Cannes Film Festival with this lady. I'd be so disappointed in my daughter if that fucking cuck slapped my daughter. I'd be like, how did you let that fucking fat turd slap her? He had been invited. In the face. In the face so hard that she spun around from it. But the more shocking part of the story is that this woman recounts that Emhoff casually told her in the days or weeks before this incident he had been accused by his elementary school teachers babysitter. School-aged children. Children's teachers. Getting her pregnant and then causing the

miscarriage. Causing the termination of the pregnancy. How do you cause a miscarriage causing the termination of the pregnancy. How do you cause a miscarriage? Yes, how can I help you? What? How can I help you? How can I help you? You know what you're doing is chump, or not always doing that. Yeah, dude, this is my podcast. You come in here every morning now and you think... I'm sorry, sorry.

What? What? A week. You are? If you don't want me in here. I don't know, I want to talk about it. Where the line is between my podcast. Do you want to start your own podcast? Maybe you should stop, Ira. I just like talking to you. You just like talking to me?

Mm-hmm. Well, I see you have your headphones on. Okay, hold on. Don't put your headphones on yet. I want to share one more thing. Okay, hold on. Not yet. I don't want you to hear this thing.

Prosecuted under section seven of the BC Human Rights Code, which says it's illegal to publish anything that's quote, likely to expose a person to hatred or contempt. And just showing Jonathan you need his vicious conduct is going to make a lot of people feel contempt for him. Here he is just a few weeks ago, using the most atrocious racist epithets to attack our reporter, Dreya in Vancouver, who happens to be black. Get a load of this guy. Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, fuck you. Why would they bleep that out?

Hey, and by the way, if you're black and you're wondering where you fall in the protected class, you fall below white man who dresses women. Isn't that crazy? You fall below that in the dresses women. Isn't that crazy? You fall below that in the... I almost said... I'll bring... Okay, I have to...

I'm not... We're bringing... We're gonna talk about this, but not now. My son just walked in the room. Sorry. No, it's okay. You're good. I love you.

Okay, okay, okay. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah. Rebel News is great, isn't it? It's crazy that there's tears to the protected class. It's so crazy. More and more, I realize that's all the Dems are doing.

They just want to put it in a class system. What's up, dude? How are you? Good. How's the Lego coming? Yeah. Moose done. I'm starting on bed six. You know, it's start over you're building the hulk buster. Uh-huh and um

Or we can call iron man Yeah, because I call it iron man and you call it the hulk buster Let me let me show people what this hulk but you know in the hulk movie Um, he he was wearing the Hulkbuster. He went inside the Hulkbuster. There it is. There it is. Go back. I see it. I see it. I see it. Tranquilo. Tranquilo.

Even says Hulkbuster. Crime and you're out of your gourd this morning. OK, look at Hulkbuster. So you're building this and it's for 18 years old up and it has 4000 pieces. How old? 1049. But doesn't make a difference. How old are you? Seven. And it's for 18 years old up and it has 4,000 pieces. How old are you? Seven. I'm going to turn eight soon, real soon.

September 22nd. How long have you been working on it? I feel like 10 days, but I'm not because I'm on bag six because I'm on bag six. I had to start over. So I'm bag six. Yeah. You had that was pretty wild. What happened? Right?

I was, I was, I mean, I got teared up, but I didn't cry fully. I was, I was expecting to cry. Yeah. Tell, tell the story what happened. So if I mess up on bag six, I'm so pissed. OK, go on. Don't use that word. Sorry. That's OK. That's OK.

Go ahead. I'm just being mad. OK. OK. Go ahead. So wait, how I messed up? Yeah, just to tell you, I mean, basically you spent two full days, like five hours a day.

You spent 10 hours working on it. Yeah. And then you realized what? Um, I messed up. Cause, um, cause, um. You put the, you put it together wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you assembled it wrong because it's for 18 years olds and you're seven year old.

Yeah, but now I've- And it got all fucked up. I passed that part now. And then you took it all apart again. Mm-hmm. And I thought for sure you would- you were gonna cry and never rebuild it. I did though. I'm on bag six. I know that's what's crazy That's a huge milestone any other time you've messed up you start crying and you start you abandoned the Lego this one

You took it apart You took like a daybreak and then you got back to it Oh, are you past where you were when you took it apart? Are you following me on that? Do you understand that? Yeah Are you are you are past that? Mm-hmm. Oh my god. Good job, dude. You're a beast. I'm on bag six, but it's pretty big. It's big. Oh, it's gonna look so cool when I'm done with bag six. It's gonna look cool. I have to tell you, if I would have gotten as far as you did and I had to take it apart, I would be so demoralized. I would go outside and scream. I could not believe how well you kept it together. I saw you were doing the breathing exercises your mom taught you.

You're like, Heidi, I'm like what? You're like, I had to start over. Yeah, that's brutal. Oh, and if you build a mini tiny Hulkbuster, it's not like the baby head. It's not like this big. It's like this big, if you're wondering. Maybe when you're done with it, you could bring it in here and show people.

Oh, I have a head right now. Do you want me to bring it in? I'll put it back. No when you're done, you can bring in the whole entire Hulkbuster. Why do they call it a Hulkbuster? It looks just like Iron Man Well, Iron Man built it Tony Stark. Mm-hmm So he um, nip he made it for a Hulk basically kind of

To beat the Hulk or for the Hulk to get in it to beat the Hulk and for Hulk to get in it Doesn't really make sense though Oh interesting there's movies of him getting like demolished by it There's movie of the Hulk buzzer getting demolished by a Hulk It's weird and but they call it the Hulk buster. Do you want to go bring the body in here that you've built? Uh-huh. What if what if when you're walking over here though you trip in the backyard and it falls and breaks? Yeah I was thinking about that. You were? Yeah. That would suck right? I was thinking about that when it was full built actually. What if it falls and

breaks? Yeah. Hey. He's so mad. You have a Lego right by the light switch in your bedroom that's a Batman? Yeah. And I've knocked him over like five times. So yesterday I moved him and then when I came back I saw someone put him back that was me who was you you haven't by the light switch you want me to switch it I don't know don't you think that's a little risky well the problem is I can't I can't um I can't draw a target for me to turn off the light turn on the light or turn off with With Batman there? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He should find a new home.

Oh, I'm putting him somewhere else. Yeah. Mike Pooleboy says, Iron Man made it to defeat the Hulk. Yeah, that too. That's basically what it was saying. Oh, I finished

Kuman and I finished Armenian piano. Today already? Yeah, I brushed my teeth and got dressed. You brushed your teeth, you got dressed, you did Kuman. Math and English? Me, math and reading. Math and reading? And you did piano, was meds mighty care?

Yeah. And you studied Armenian? Dude, it's only 9 a.m. What a morning. Oh, I think McKenna comes at 930. I think to do striking. Mm-hmm That's awesome. What a day. Oh You're gonna be actually kind of Maggie invited us to go to house after McKenna. Oh You're supposed to have tennis today for two hours after striking. What? No, it starts at one. I know, but it's I moved since obvious toes broken. You're going to you and Joey are going to take all two hours, but not today.

But starting next week. So we're only doing clinic today. I don't know about that, but I'm just saying normally you have a one hour private lesson, but now it's going to start being two hours for the next six weeks because I don't want to lose that spot. Two hours? So we're each going to do an hour? You got to be kidding me. Why don't you like tennis? You're so good at it. It's just that I feel like it's waste. Don't you think it helps your I mean Joey loves it right and Avi loves it don't you think it's a good like like tool for your jiu-jitsu I figured out something yeah

I'm way different than um Avi and Joey explain to me like everything they love the opposite I love like everything they love I hate like give me an exam like like whatever I love they kind of hate so like you like avocado Joey doesn't I I don't hate tennis but I just don't like it well okay that's good that makes me happy what about avocado you'll eat all but you like yesterday you ate avocado and arugula. Yeah, and Joey didn't want it. And Joey didn't want it. Yeah, but then he ate it. Yeah.

It's, he doesn't like, he doesn't like his jujitsu as much as tennis. I like jujitsu more than tennis. It's just that it's like more fun. I get to talk to my friends more. Hey. I was going to say say I think Joey likes tennis and jujitsu because he gets to go and hang out with the girls I think that's I think that's his motivation to do like about tennis low to a lot what

there's less people yeah well it's a bigger area yeah, yeah And we've taken quite the break from skateboarding we haven't done any serious skateboarding in a few weeks When do we have like a lesson with Luke we usually have a lesson with him I know I need to organize that soon as I think when the glassman's leave on Wednesday Then we'll get into That's in two days, right? Yeah Yeah, this is a re re got the double gold Ha Heidi that's too long sevi do an hour yourself for fuck's No. No. Oh, did they say I got my gray belt too? Sevan, if you're homeschooling as a male parent, is that a red flag too? No, that's called being a fucking dad.

Just, I'm just raising my kid. I don't homeschool, I raise him. What, what'd you say? Um, did I say I got my gray belt too? I'm not saying- hold on one second, sorry. I'm not saying... Listen. I say got my gray belt too. I'm not saying hold on one second. Sorry. I'm not saying Listen I'm just saying that you stack up enough fucking correlates And things start becoming more and more The pic the picture comes in I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Can I have that? Is that the easiest one? No, this is the easiest one. Oh, can I have that one? Yeah.

Dude, get the hardest one for you. I can't even do the third hardest one. Can you do the third hardest one with one hand? Look at these new wrist bands I got. Are those for me? No, these don't fit you. You need a big strong muscular arms like me. Yeah, red flag. Male teachers are red flags. Just a small little red flag. Just a small, just not like, you know what I mean? Get the hardest one. Just a small little red flag.

Get the hardest one. I want to see it. Not like a, you know what I mean? Just a small little red flag. I don't do any of the numbers. Someone asked what numbers is. This is, I can't do, I don't even think I can do like, I can't do any of the numbers.

I don't see, I don't see the numbers. Oh, actually I can do three. Actually, this is a one. I can close a one barely, just barely. There's like no satisfaction in closing the one though. It doesn't, I can't explain it. That's here, you want, you want? Do the hardest one.

Oh no, do the hardest one and then I wanna see it. This is a three. That's how much I can close the three. I can't close it at all. Do the hardest one and then I want to feel this is a three. That's how much I can close the three. I can't close it at all. Do the hardest one yet. They do the hardest one with both both hands. I can't I don't think I could do with both hands. I didn't get a hemorrhoid.

Here's a. Oh, I thought I closed the one, but this is this a fucking one here or is this a one? Give it to me. Oh Maybe I can't close the one. This is a zero. Maybe I can't it looks like a zero I can't here's a two. I can't even close it. This is what I can do on the two Here's a 3.5. Oh my god, feel this one. This is a 3.5. That's the second hardest one Yeah, I could probably move it with both hands I

Barely move it with both hands. This is the hardest one. Oh, I want to see you do it Break my back. How'd you hurt your back squeezing a gripper? 3.5. I have this, it says zero. What's this one? This is a four. Look at this one.

This is a little sissy one. Can I have that? Can I have that? Can I have that? Oh, this one makes good sounds. If you can close this with two hands, I'll keep you as a son. No, like this, like this, this like this put it like this. It hurts my um my hands. Sometimes what I do is I put it in my mouth and close it with my mouth. How? I'm joking.

How do you do this? Sorry, the easiest one. It is? Yeah. Were you able to? Oh, yeah, you're right. It is. Were you able to close this one? Yeah. With two hands. Yeah. You act like it's nothing. I'm a bad dude. I'm like the world's strongest dad. What are you talking about? No, you're not. What? Who's name one dad stronger than me? Um. Exactly. Andrew Hiller. He's not a dad.

He's gonna be. Oh. So it counts as a dad. So, ew. I can't close the. I'm already sweating. I wore these and I'm already sweating You can have this back

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