The Sevan Podcast - LIVE CALL IN - Maybe Diddy did it

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

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Starting point is 00:01:12 For you, at 20% off. Use CrossFit 20. Did he do it? That's the question. That's the question. That is the question. Did he do it? Ah, welcome. Welcome to the show, all four of you. Maybe did he did do it. I watched a video yesterday, a lady named Jaga, Jagaweyer, Jaga,
Starting point is 00:01:41 Jagaweyer, Jagaweyer White, he's been talking about P. Diddy for years, years and years and years. And I was watching, could I get a pencil and pen? Crayons will work, crayons and paper. Please, you're my shot, please, you're my shot. There was a lady named Jaguar White who, I was watching a video that she made yesterday. She said she witnessed, she actually saw the video. She claims she saw video Of Justin Bieber Will Smith He did he and some other guy. I forget his name some famous guy
Starting point is 00:02:20 She claims she saw the oh Dennis. Thank you. I needed that I needed to know that I had at least one getting it on. She claims she saw the deal. Oh, Dennis, thank you. I needed that. I needed to know that I had at least one view. Dennis O'Lare. No speaking in the room while I do the Diddy show, please. Thank you. Step out of the room, buddy. Thank you. But today there's a famous lawyer. I want to call her an ambulance chaser. Her name is Gloria Allred. Allred represents famous women, most of whom become alleged victims of sexual assault. Allred represents all 33 of Bill Cosby's accusers. She represented three women who accused... Oh, no. And her daughter is an attorney also.
Starting point is 00:03:07 So here's the interesting thing. This lady, Allred, she represents 33 of Bill Cosby's accusers. She's been around forever, representing women who accused men of sexual harassment. The interesting thing about this most recent thing in the Diddy case Is that she's represented a woman who is allegedly was in 2001 Was raped by Diddy and his friends and it was filmed in the videos out there. We'll get to that in one second That organized my thoughts here we're here for you Seve. What's up Cody? Good to see you is my thoughts here. We're here for you, Seve. What's up, Cody? Good to see you. Reginald Gabriel. Bam, I'm here. So did he do it? That's the name of the show. Did he do it? The diddy thing has been frustrating to me because it's just like, there hasn't been any evidence.
Starting point is 00:04:01 It's just talk, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, chatter, just name calling and talk and name calling and talk. And he raped women and he drugged women. And, you know, I saw an interview the other day, some rapper was like, they're like, hey, if you're in a room with P Diddy, you should know that he's basically fucked everyone in the room. And then the interviewer goes,
Starting point is 00:04:21 so you're saying you shouldn't bring your women around Diddy? And the guy said, no, no, your woman's safe. Meaning he did the only bank dudes, right? But now today, just a few minutes ago, I think actually, this lady, Gloria Allred, did a live press conference where she brought forth a lady that claims that Diddy and one of his friends raped her and filmed it back in 2001. So I guess Diddy wasn't exclusively banging dudes. But what's interesting about this story is now this is the first time that I've actually seen someone come out and accuse Diddy. And I'll show you the lady in a second. The lady who's actually
Starting point is 00:05:06 accusing him, she's in front of the camera. I'll show her to you in just a minute. And she actually speaks. And so now we have actually someone saying, Hey, I was raped by Diddy. And it's a girl. I was expecting it to be a guy. Because that's all the talk. But it's clouded. All of these ditty accusations are clouded with like these sex parties and the fact that he's gay and it's being conflated like there's something wrong with being gay. No, no. Gay dudes have the most epic sex parties ever. I mean, it's just there's no girls there to fucking ruin it. Right? And if you're super duper rich and you have the second largest private jet in the world, and of course, you're going to be in your rapper, and all you think about is slaying hoes and
Starting point is 00:05:52 robbing banks and shit like that, then I'm not surprised or I don't think I would hope I actually would hope that they're having parties in the mansion with tons of Molly and just fucking all over and in the pool than in the couch I mean, that's the whole damn blizzarian thing, right? Oh, you're not sure if I'm on the mic. Okay. Well, thank you I'm new. I'm in a new location. You're right. I'm not okay. Thank you There we go. Bam. Bam. I'm live. Thank you Bailey. Glad someone's paying attention Paul Desmond he's very much into women and men. That's been said for years. Okay. So there's this conflation. There's nothing wrong with being gay.
Starting point is 00:06:31 There's nothing wrong with being rich and throwing huge sex parties and inviting all your friends over and everyone get naked and fuck each other. Those things are all fine. That's being conflated with roofing people and raping them. And so, it's a lot, right? And that's different than having consensual sex with people and filming it. And I'm not even sure if that's illegal. I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Does anyone know what the rules are on that? If I set my iPhone on my dresser at home and I'm banging my wife and I don't tell her, is that illegal? And again, I got it from my own little Percy, which I've never done by the way. I should do it. Oh, it should be. Oh, no, no. She said it should be illegal. Not I should do it. So, I've been frustrated because I don't wanna be crass. If you have kids in the room, you might wanna turn this part down. But I need to see a picture or I need Justin Bieber
Starting point is 00:07:37 to say, yeah, did he fuck me in my ass and tore my anus? Or I need to see a picture of semen, semen stain on someone's dress like Monica Lewinsky had. Like for me, just all this shit talking's not enough. Yeah, Paul Desmond, I'm gay and we have the best sex parties ever. Yeah, hell yeah, of course you do. You don't need chicks fucking it up.
Starting point is 00:08:13 So, there's that conflation. And I want to get through it. So I want to show you this video here. One quick thing to add to this. This lady who's, Gloria Allred, who's representing this lady I'm about to show you who's accusing Diddy of, uh, of raping her in 2001. But basically, uh, I think Gloria Allred says, uh, forced oral sex and filming of it and then selling of the video and whatnot. And supposedly the video is out there. And that's another thing that perplexes me. If the video is out there, wouldn't we have seen it already? Wouldn't we have already seen if there was a video of Diddy out there getting a blowjob from someone, wouldn't we have seen it already? Wouldn't we have already seen? If there was a video
Starting point is 00:08:46 of Diddy out there getting a blowjob from someone, wouldn't we have seen it? Dennis O'Larey, his old bodyguard, Gene Deal, yeah, I was DMing with Gene a little bit, spoke about him learning from his mentors, but Diddy took it to the next level? Gene's very courteous guy. I tried to get him on the podcast. And so this lady, Gloria Allred, the attorney, has been around forever. She's represented endless famous people. She maybe even represented some people who tried to go after Donald Trump. Her daughter whose name is Lisa Bloom represented Harvey Weinstein. So although Gloria Allred represents women who have been the target of sexual harassment. Her daughter represented Harvey Weinstein or was at least a consultant on the case, which I find
Starting point is 00:09:51 very interesting. Anyway, let me show you the part. I was like, good, finally someone's gonna speak up and about the... someone's finally gonna come forward and this chick's pretty brave too, because most people in rape cases like this with famous people, even if there's a lawsuit, we would never see them, right? We would never know who it is. They wouldn't tell us their name.
Starting point is 00:10:17 They wouldn't show us their face. But this chick's just straight up, this chick straight up is here at the press conference talking. Here she is. This was just, when was this? This was six hours ago. I don't I think Gloria Allred's probably like 80. Let me get to the part 1555. Okay, the question here that the, they're in front of the press, the lady on the right, I forget her name, she's the one who's accusing Diddy of raping her in 2001 with friends and filming it and then selling the footage and disseminating it and supposedly it's online
Starting point is 00:11:00 and supposedly a bunch of people have seen it. And so up until this point I'm like, okay, okay, okay. I'm listening. I'm like, okay, this is, this is, this is good. I mean, not good for Diddy, but this is good that, you know, we're getting some, actually some accusations with some details. She doesn't just say she was raped. She says she was forced to put the cock on her mouth, but this is where it gets really weird. Okay? The journalist at the press conference asks Gloria Allred, have you seen the video? Have the police seen the video? And here we go. Let me see.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Lower this. Let me know if you guys can hear this. Can you guys hear it? Have you guys seen the video? Have you guys seen the video? Have I looked at the video? No. I have not viewed the video nor do I wish to view the video nor should anyone else view
Starting point is 00:11:56 the video. Did you guys hear that? Did you guys hear that? Did you guys hear that? Are you getting the audio? Let me rewind that one more time. Someone asks, have you seen the video? Not as far as I know.
Starting point is 00:12:12 As disturbing as the video may be, have you yourself laid eyes on the video? Have I looked at the video? No. I have not viewed the video, nor do I wish to view the video, nor should anyone else view the video, with the exception of if law enforcement and a court believe that they should and are permitted to view a pornographic video as evidence in the case. If they have it, then that would be it. Lori, just be clear.
Starting point is 00:12:57 We don't ever view pornographic videos, even if they might end up being evidence in the case. And we do not transmit any such video if we have it to any other person. Wait a second. Wait a second. You're the attorney of the lady who's pressing charges against P Diddy because your client was raped and filmed but you refused to watch the video. Dude, time to get a new lawyer. Does that make sense to anyone? Can someone explain that to me?
Starting point is 00:13:50 Does that make sense to anyone? This makes no sense. Because we do not think it is permitted under the law. Because we do not think it is permitted under the law Gloria elizabeth wagner from cns, then how do you know how how do you know? How do you know that the the um How do you know what's on the video if you haven't seen the video I was in africa one time with with Greg and we were in this village and the head of the village said that they just beheaded someone for being gay and
Starting point is 00:14:35 I remember Greg being like just one guy and they're like, just one guy. Craig looks at me and he's like, that, how would you do that? That's thought police. First of all, you shouldn't be fucking be beheading anyone, let alone someone just for being gay. Who cares if someone's gay? How, how... You just hold up the tape and you're like, yep, on this tape is the video footage of this woman being raped, but no one has seen it. No, Ben Hirsch, that is, that is, please do not do not say things like that, Ben.
Starting point is 00:15:21 That is not cool. Ben is saying that you shouldn't charge anyone of rape unless there's video of it. Don't say that, Ben. That's crazy. That's crazy, Ben. There's other types of evidence besides video, Ben. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Why would you be like that? Do you hate women, Ben? That's not cool at all, dude. like that. Do you hate women Ben? That's not cool at all dude. That's crazy. No, this, there was a woman, Jagwire White, who I viewed a video of hers yesterday and she claims that she has actually seen a video of Justin Bieber, Will Smith, P Diddy, and some other famous guy I didn't recognize his name all fucking each other. I know that's what I was thinking too Dallas. I can't believe Gloria is still alive.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Crazy. I do need to see video of Gloria to believe that she's still alive. No, it wasn't meek meal. It was um It was some guy from like Empire Boardwalk or Whatever remember the guy who made up that uh, he got beat up by white supremacists And he set the whole thing up. It was whatever show that guy was on. Daniel Casca, Daniel, Mexican Daniel. They're letting the feds view the video and they're taking the word that the correct victim is in the video.
Starting point is 00:17:01 Oh, is that one just called Empire? Ben, maybe, Ben, since you want to watch the rape on video, maybe you should get a job at the FBI, dude. You can watch all the rape videos you want. It's kind of weird. No, not Terrence Howard. He was a young guy. If you're the attorney, if you're the attorney of someone who's been raped, you need to see the rape video so that you can talk about it to the jury in all of its graphic detail. What kind of fucking incompetence negligence is fucking this?
Starting point is 00:17:54 I was at an airport with Greg one time. And we were at um, what's the big airport in London? Heathrow. we were at Heathrow. And we were transferring planes, I can't remember, but we were doing an international flight. And then, you know, when you do international flights, and you have to switch planes, you still have to go through some form of security, not the main security, but a security that's in the middle of the airport. And we're going through the security, and they take Greg's bag off the conveyor belt and this guy walks behind a curtain and comes out the other side. And he says to Greg, what's in your bag? And Greg goes, how would I know? And the guy goes, well, it's your bag. Greg goes, yeah, but you took it behind that curtain. No, not customs. Customs is if you're leaving the airport. It wasn't customs. We weren't leaving the airport, just transferring flights.
Starting point is 00:18:50 And the guy says, well, what's in your bag? And Greg says, I just told you. I have no idea. You just took my bag behind that curtain. And the guy's getting pissed. And now two other agents come over. I don't know if they call them TSA in London, whatever they are. They're like, sir, what is in your bag? And Greg's like, I just told you, I don't know. And the guy said something like, you fucking Americans and kind of just shoved his bag at Greg and let us go. Is it TSA in London also? And my point being is, you're telling me this lawyer, Gloria Allred, is going to be like, well, the Fed said on this video, I mean, don't you want to say to the jury Cuba Gooding Jr. had his hand on the back, back of her neck, mashing it into a pillow as P did
Starting point is 00:19:35 he yanked off her pants squirted her with two gallons of baby oil and penetrated. I mean, don't you want to like, ordered her with two gallons of baby oil and penetrated. I mean, don't you want to like, what? It was very interesting. Gloria Allred spoke for about 10 minutes. The video's 30 minutes long. They took questions from the press for 23 minutes. She answered maybe three of them.
Starting point is 00:19:59 All of the other ones she said, I can't answer that. I can't answer that. This case is separate. This case is separate. This case is separate from the charges being put on P-DIDD. Totally separate case. And they asked her, hey, have you spoken to the feds? Are you working with the feds? And she just keeps saying, I can't answer that.
Starting point is 00:20:20 But they do ask, is it a separate case? And that's one of the two or three questions she does answer with a yes or no. She said yes Which lady you want to hear the the lady who got raped you want to hear her talk We can you can hear her talk She scoots her over in the chair, let me see let me get to the part where she scoots her over in the chair Okay, here we go I'm telling you it's nothing. She doesn't say anything. She just says, she just talks about how traumatized she is.
Starting point is 00:20:56 She basically says her whole life is fucking ruined. She was going through a divorce while she was raped. She had no one to turn to. No one believed her and she has a ton of guilt. She was raped. She had no one to turn to no one believed her and she has a ton of guilt And then and then the press asked hey, why did you wait 20 years to? 20 years to Come forward Ben. Do you think it's possible anything's possible Ben? Do you notice how all your questions are passive aggressive, Ben? Anything's possible.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Do you think it's possible that her lawyer did watch the video? We've already established anything's possible, but she didn't want to open herself up to answering questions about the details of the video in front of the press? Yeah, it's possible that that's not even really her lawyer. It's possible she wasn't even raped. It's possible that she raped even raped. It's possible that she raped P. Diddy. All very possible. Anything's possible. Anything's possible.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Anything's possible. Weird way to start a question, Ben. The internal pain after being sexually assaulted has been incredibly deep and hard to put into words. It goes beyond just physical harm caused by and during the assault. She doesn't give any details. She just talks about how traumatic it's been and how it fucked up her life. That basically she had no friends, she had no one she could turn to, that it happened during a divorce.
Starting point is 00:22:54 She doesn't give any details of what the party was like, how she met Diddy. It's nothing like that. It's just another five minutes of this, her going through the pain and the trauma, her wiping her nose, and then Gloria says, that will be all my client says. I will now answer all your questions. And then at least one time during the interview, they ask a question and Gloria looks at her client and goes, what do you think? And they, Oh, no, no, never mind. You're not going to answer any questions. Yeah. What do you think about that? That she's reading a statement I took it is that she's just really busted up and they obviously want to play it safe. Oh, you think this is theatrics? The gay guy thinks it's theatrics? I don't know. I do think it's very
Starting point is 00:23:50 interesting that she is speaking openly about it like this. I mean, I don't know what the strategy is, but I appreciate it. I appreciate it as opposed to some sort of anonymous, all the anonymous hearsay, old rappers, shit like that. Just being like, oh, Diddy likes boys, or yeah, there's tons of drugs, or. In 20 years, how is there only one person? Well, one of the reporters asks Gloria Allred, do you have any other clients and she said, who could be coming after Diddy and she says yes. And then they say, have you filed any case yet? Do you have a case number?
Starting point is 00:24:52 And she said, no. Oh, Storm says, I think she's the 11th. I'm not gonna lie. I gotta tell you something. I really hope that the whole thing like it would be awesome. Let me let me reward it so I don't sound like a complete scumbag. If this is real, I hope it just pours out and it's fucking crazy and we get all the crazy details and find out about all the athletes. I hope just like everyone gets implicated it's gonna be
Starting point is 00:25:38 great. Do you remember there was a, because we live in such a crazy fucking world, do you remember there was a guy, I don't remember what his name is, I don't think it was Sandusky, but Sandusky was involved somehow. There was a college football coach and he was the greatest college football coach of all time. And he got implicated in either, he got implicated in either raping boys in the shower, little boys, or knowing about it and not turning the guy in who was raping them. I can't remember the exact details. Oh, Joe Paterno, was Paterno the one who was raping him? Anyway, I think both guys are
Starting point is 00:26:17 dead now. So it doesn't matter that I fucked their names up. But do you want to know what they did? This is the kind of fucking crazy world we live in thank you Ben Joe Paterno is Joe Paterno the raper and the football coach they took off from his record like 300 wins during the years that he was raping. How, how, like what? Guy's piece of shit, raped little boys, but you took off his 300 wins? They took away all his accomplishments, yeah, it's like what what that doesn't even make
Starting point is 00:27:15 Would that be like to take away some of Hitler's kills because He was such a scumbag. So we only want to give them to John Wayne because he was cool and killed people who were like That shit doesn't even make sense that yeah I I understand the emotional desire to do that like fuck that guy I'm not I can like fuck that guy. I'm not going to any more Penn State games. And I can understand they took the statue down of him on campus. I get that. Or they should have just left the statue up and they should have put under his name also rape 300 boys. One'm fine with that too. He raped Barry Sanders? Say it ain't so. Greatest running back of all time.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Then Bo Jackson. Wow. Say it ain't so. SC Fitness, you know what really bugs me about you? It's a good thing. I don't respond to you on my DMs because you have an automatic response in your DMs. Anytime I send you a DM, I get this like, Hi, how are you? If you'd like to learn more about blah blah blah, and I'm like, fuck that. I can't respond to you anymore. Just so you know. Yeah how do you take away guys? Oh okay here we go Sean. Joe Paterno didn't rape the boys he just didn't do anything about it when he was told it was going on. Oh was it Sandusky who was raping him? That's- I like that better anyway, because I like that like, you got the ol' Sandusky.
Starting point is 00:29:10 You got the ol' Sandusky. That sounds better than you got the ol' Joe Paterno. Uncle Sandusky got to you. Don't be sorry, I'm just fucking with you. It's just a bit for the show none of its real none of its real so that's where we are with the ditty stuff I drove south today I'm in Newport Beach I probably shouldn't say this next part either fuck it that's what makes the show fun Say stuff I'm not supposed to say. On September 26th, that's a Thursday at 4pm, I will be headed up to CrossFit Malibu. I will be going with Sarah Cox and her bodyguard. And we will be going to watch Greg Glassman speak over at a CrossFit Malibu
Starting point is 00:30:10 he's gonna do an up there it's from I believe it's at 4 p.m. it's gonna be a good time it's gonna be a great time. Anyway, I'm gonna be following the P Diddy stuff closely. Also, I got something else interesting. I think me and a fellow youtuber are launching a new YouTube station soon. I'm pretty excited about it. I'm really excited about it. It's gonna be totally different out of the CrossFit space. Can you guess who it is? Oh, can you guess? I think it'll launch up. I'm gonna guess it's gonna launch December 1st. Oh, Suza said, where did Suza's live go? Suza called me today. I watched actually the first 30 minutes of the show. Suza said, Oh man, I really shit the bed today. I said, what happened? So this wasn't myself. I said, okay. He said, I'm pulling that show down. I said, no shit. He said,
Starting point is 00:31:09 yeah. I said, all right, you do you buddy. Let it slot. Yeah, me and Brian Friend are starting a new channel. Wouldn't that be funny? You guys are gonna love this station. I am telling you you guys are gonna love This station it is gonna be so fucking cool. It's gonna be so fun Gonna be awesome The station it's gonna be so cool. Oh Did you see CrossFit starting a new channel too yeah I don't approve of that I don't think they should start a new channel start unless they're gonna double publish unless they're gonna publish on
Starting point is 00:31:53 CrossFit and the current channel I don't think they should start a new channel starting a new channel usually is a bad idea especially if you like if you give a fuck especially if you give a fuck. But yes, starting a new channel, this new channel's gonna be so fun. We haven't set a date. Hillary and Seve covering High Rocks, cover High Rocks, close.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Not High Rocks. Hiller and Seve covering high rocks. Cover high rocks. Close. Not high rocks. Me and Laura Horvat. Another great guess. I am very excited about it. So tobacco products on race cars will make me want to smoke, but gay storybooks and drag queens won't affect my life choices. So tobacco products on race cars will make me want to smoke, but gay storybooks and drag queens won't affect my life choices. Isn't that crazy? What a fucking, what a, what a, what do you think about that? What do you think about that Haley? They don't allow tobacco being advertised on race cars because they don't want adult smoking And yet at the local library in Berkeley
Starting point is 00:33:14 You can see a man who has an unquenchable desire to dress like a woman and read to little kids and it's perfectly okay No effect there Swear to God, why don't they have Navy Seal fucking book reading hour? Peyton Thone. I can't form my own opinion on Diddy. Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, do it until I hear Dave Chappelle's jokes. Oh that's solid. Great line. Bryce Mitchell would be a great guest. I've tried to get him. I can't get him. Franco Duboc, what's up with Wooly making a video about Greg? Listen, listen. As much as I fucking ass-pound Wooly, I speak to Greg regularly. Only five or six
Starting point is 00:34:01 times a day and after hearing Wooly's video. I understand what metflix is more than Ever I thought he did it. I Hats off to the guy. I wish no one would have brought that up because he fucking killed it. That's a great video What did you think? I thought the video wooly did about Emily and Greg's new venture was awesome Like I don't I can't get my head exactly wrapped around what it is But I saw that video and I was like, well, that's it okay, I'm gonna go with that I can't get my head exactly wrapped around what it is. But I saw that video and I was like, well, that's it. Okay, I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna get Emily on the show
Starting point is 00:34:31 and just have her explain it to me. Like explain it to me like I'm a four-year-old. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. How in the fuck did you guess that? Wow, movie reviews with Seve and Hiller, you are very, very close. I hope we go through with it. I think we will.
Starting point is 00:35:08 We're both just fucking bonkers. I just have to ask my wife, can I start a YouTube channel with Andrew? Yeah. What if you said no? Let's say pour yourself another drink Dan Daniel Garrity yet Woolie's video on met fix is the only thing so far that makes any sense. Yeah, I mean Yeah, I it was I Thought it was I thought it was solid. It was Wooly Solo.
Starting point is 00:35:50 It was one of the solo shows he does. It was one of the... That's the only channel of his that gets views. His podcast doesn't get any views. That show he does by himself kills. Storm, I'm going gonna edge until December. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be a little bit,
Starting point is 00:36:08 it's gonna be better than movie reviews. You guys are gonna like it. My wife says as long as I'm pursuing excellence, I can start a channel with Andrew Hiller. All right, that'll be it. So all Hiller just has to ask Alexis and we're good to go. Mason Mitchell, Sebi. Hi.
Starting point is 00:36:30 You remember Randy Strauss? Yep. Uh, the guy you had on the CF podcast. I had Randy Strauss on the CF podcast. Oh, I don't think that was Randy Strauss. Isn't Randy Strauss the guy who builds gym equipment? I had the guy who was the godfather of homesteading on my on this podcast. I can't remember his name either. Mason, will you send me his Strauss?
Starting point is 00:37:05 Oh, his Strauss beef grass-fed grass finish. I don't think something, I ran into that guy at an airport and he was with some super beavers and it was me and Greg and I walked over to him. I'm like, hey, how's it going? And he had sold the farm. He'd gone out of business or something.
Starting point is 00:37:22 He was doing something else. Whatever he was doing, he was doing great because he had a super hot chick with him and he was fucking decked out in Gucci shit. Fantasy football players on ESPN noticed something very interesting. Apparently the worldwide leader in sports has some rules about what you can and cannot name your fantasy football team. And one of the phrases on the band list is white lives matter. However, if you'd like your team name to be Hamas Lives Matter, that's perfectly fine. And of course, is Blacks like, hey, what letter does whisper start with?
Starting point is 00:38:15 Yeah. Take two. And one of the phrases banned on the list is White Lives Matter. However, if you'd like to name your team Hamas Lives Matter, that's perfectly fine. And of course, is black lives matters. In fact, as far as I could tell from doing some trials on what ESPN did and not wait,
Starting point is 00:38:34 how come I can't read as of course is black lives matter. Okay. So black lives matter and Hamas lives matter is okay. In fact, as far as I could tell from doing some trials on what ESPN did and did not allow white lives matter was a very specifically banned phrase. Crazy. I really hope, I really hope someone tries to name their team that at the crossfit games. Hope it's three black dudes That's the only way we can do it or three gay dudes or three gay black dudes Three gay black Jewish dudes
Starting point is 00:39:18 White lives matter and dude they'll let that shit slide And dude, they'll let that shit slide. If you're looking just to fix your health and lose weight and take out the sport, Metfix makes sense. The thing is, anytime you add a stopwatch and you have a leaderboard, you have a stopwatch and you have more than one person doing it, it's a sport. That's the whole thing. You got to, you go, you go back to the early videos of Greg. That's the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:39:52 It turned into a sport on accident in his gym, right? He put a time, he put a clock to the workouts. And then you wrote people's times up on the whiteboard support Support my understanding from talking with Greg is Basically the the there's two parts to it. There's two parts that I know the first part is Don't don't tell him I told you this but he's doing a he has a broken science seminar Which is going to be fucking revolutionary and it's going to be amazing.
Starting point is 00:40:25 And the first one is going to be in January in Scottsdale, Arizona. And the people there, it's going to be like the very first L one that CrossFit did. And there's going to be 30 people there or 50 people there. And then when there's the set and Greg will do all 10 lectures over two days. And then there'll be another one, like in a couple of weeks or in a month. And then of those 50 people, there'll be 50 50 new people but those original 50 people will be invited back just to mingle around if they want and then there'll be a third one and all hundred people will be invited back and the 50 there will sit there and watch it
Starting point is 00:40:54 and before you know it you'll have 50 people there and like 400 people who've just come to hear it again that's the way CrossFit started and then from there he will curate people who are so obsessed with the lectures that they'll carry it forward with them, and they'll start touring with him, and they'll start doing the lectures, and they'll be Greg and one other lecturer, and then three other lectures, etc., etc., etc. And the lecture, although he calls it a broken science lecture, to show you, he spoke about it, he read exactly what it was on my podcast the other day, but science lecture to show you he spoke about it He read he read exactly what it was on my podcast the other day, but it's to let you see
Starting point is 00:41:30 See through bullshit and he's gonna define the defined science What is fitness now? He's gonna give you what is science and then he's gonna explain to you What is science and then from there? he's gonna tell you where science went wrong and the ill effect that's had on society and how you can tell when something is science or not. And it's basically a critical thinking course and a red pill course. So if you don't want to be red pill, don't go to the fucking course. Or if you already are red pill and you just want to really have the tools to be like, aha.
Starting point is 00:42:06 And that's why people who are fully red-pilled, they look at the Diddy thing. I mean, the classic example, the worst case of idiocy is the Taylor Swift stuff. In that first hour of the Taylor Swift documentary, they basically, they call this guy, Scooter Braun, a misogynist 100 times, but they never tell you what the fuck he did And so by the end anyone who's watching it who's a non playable character NPC is like yes
Starting point is 00:42:31 He is a misogynist and it's never been defined and then so the only attribute you have that he has that makes him a misogynist Is that he's a man and that all men are misogynist. That's the takeaway from the first hour that all men are misogynist. That's the takeaway from the first hour. That's crazy that you thought that because I thought of I thought this exact same question. Do you think Diddy had stank dick after the freak-offs? No, during. I always whenever I whenever I hear about parties like that I'm like God what about what if you get someone who's just stanky? And so that's one part of Metfix is that and then the other part is it Metfix or Metfix? The other part is a what I understand don't quote me on it but it is a course that's very similar to the level one but very different because it's going to be a deep dive on nutrition
Starting point is 00:43:21 but not just on what to eat, but on how it affects your metabolism and why that's so relevant, why you don't wanna fucking damage your mitochondria. I went to a fucking lecture. I was driving today for seven hours and it just hit me. I went to a lecture at Emily Kaplan's house and heard from a man who's cured cancer, who has cure for cancer the guy has the cure for cancer the guy cured cancer Thomas seafreed he cured cancer
Starting point is 00:43:54 If you have cancer, you know, anyone has cancer you should contact thomas seafreed You should find a way to get in touch with him. He probably didn't want that. He's probably too busy He's developed a protocol for people who have cancer and he's fucking curing them. I was like holy fuck I can't believe I'd like why did it take me that that long for it to register for me? I said it. Cured cancer. Has the protocol to starve the cells, treating with sugar consumption, glutamine, a couple other off-the-shelf drugs, hyperbaric chambers. One of the things he said in the lectures, for him, there is no stage 4 cancer.
Starting point is 00:44:46 There's just cancer. Not even threatened by stage 4 cancer can cure that. Brain cancer, one of the worst ones. Starts with a G. Who's going to write the word? What's brain cancer? Starts with a G. Those are the people who are rolling with Greg. And by the way, this guy, Thomas Seyfried, you can get his book, it's called, I think it's called Cancer and Metabolic Disease.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I think he teaches at Boston University. He's got a huge lab there, a shitload of students working in his lab. Now, but what is it called? What's brain cancer called? University. He's got a huge lab there. A shitload of students working in his lab. Now, but what is it called? What's brain cancer called? You make me google it myself. Uh, brain cancer. Starts with a G. I don't know One of my buddies told me I could get the He could get me the killer gorilla on the podcast you guys know who that is he fought on
Starting point is 00:46:04 Jared canineer That would be awesome. I love Jared Cannoneer. He's a trip. The killer gorilla. He fought the last style bender. I mean, he's fought everybody. Oh, there it is. There it is. There it is. Susan K. Glioblastoma. Thank you. Yeah, I know it's crazy. Kudos to Greg. He is conviction. He's savage, you guys. He is something else. I love him more every single day. I can't tell you how excited I am to be his friend. Just stoked. That was the first time I traveled with him and Susa. Me, him and Susa, met in Palo Alto, stayed the night there, then cruised up to the city. Took a flight to Boston, went to Emily's house. Emily put on an incredible event, her and Karn Thompson, Leif Edmondson, crazy event, crazy cool event. Three great speakers.
Starting point is 00:47:08 They had, one of the guys who went to DC with Don Fall was a speaker there, Chris Coleman, psychiatrist from Harvard and teaching at Harvard for 30 years. It was pretty trippy to hear him speak in relationship to to because a lot of the studies he does are census studies, which is kind of the science that Greg kind of rags on and is like, yeah, like, no, sorry, not census, survey, survey studies. On a scale
Starting point is 00:47:41 of one to 10, after you take this Prozac, how do you feel? Greg didn't got a scale of one to 10 after you take this Prozac, how do you feel? And Greg didn't got a lot of respect for that science, but it was cool hearing this guy speak. I'll tell you that, it was pretty cool. He gets it. The premise of his talk was basically like, if you have unhealthy mitochondria, you're gonna be a fucking idiot, which would explain all the woke people.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Tomorrow morning, Greg will be on and there's something I'm going to ask him that I really want him to drive home. We're seeing all of these people talk about micro plastics and poison that's in french fries and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And the other day, Greg, and I'm paraphrasing, but Greg said, dude, what a huge distraction that is. What a huge distraction that is. Dude, you gotta stop eating sugar. That's all you gotta do.
Starting point is 00:48:30 You gotta stop eating sugar. Those other things, I mean, that's like fine tuning the machine. All of that information about microplastics and off gassing and that shit didn't matter to anyone. Most of these fat fuckers can't even stop fucking putting sugar in their fucking mouth. All that stuff only matters to the small 1% of us who fucking aren't eating like assholes. This drink's great by the way. Is this Casa Amigos?
Starting point is 00:49:03 Oh, it is? It's just sparkling water she says Yeah, yeah, he said it on the show last week yeah I'm gonna have him drive it home again because it's crazy because I see these Instagram posts And I see all these people talking about all these health concerns And after he said that to me I'm like yeah the the the metaphor that uh Greg used it's like um he gave some car paint job metaphor but I'll give my own it's like worrying about fucking painting your car when fucking the four tires are flat and the engine's blown out
Starting point is 00:49:47 It's like Jesus you better just worry about putting getting new tires and getting a new engine in that thing for you worry about Painting the car Sandusky's wife knew too the old Sandusky Little late to the show, huh Chris I Wasn't painting your car when it had mud on it. It was it was it wasn't exactly that it was like Just thinking that your car needed a paint job Before you wash the mud off it You know what I'm saying? Like he was saying like you had to wash the mud off it first before you assessed if it needed a paint job
Starting point is 00:50:22 Not just painting it when it had mud on it. Feel me? Feel me, dog? All right. Diddy will paint your car. Interesting. So you can't do white lives matter, still. In case you didn't know for those of my black listeners, you are so 2020. Dear black people, you are so 2020. You are not the soup de jour. Did I use that right? Yeah, soup de jour. You are not the soup de jour anymore, my melanated friends. You are so 2020.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Today, I posted this photo of Officer David Lee, an 18-year veteran of the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department. Yesterday morning, Officer Lee was working a vehicle accident when he was struck and killed in line of duty by another vehicle. And this is the man who killed Officer Lee, 24-year-old Ramon Chavez Rodriguez. Not only was this man driving while intoxicated when he struck and killed Officer Lee, but he's also an illegal immigrant out of Honduras. Now this man also has previous DWI's and an assault on a woman. And if that wasn't enough, it's also being reported that Mr. Rodriguez was deported not only once, but twice previously. So if you're not keeping
Starting point is 00:52:01 up this man who's not even supposed to be here took another man who's serving his community a father a husband friend Son so on and so forth from this earth What a damn shame. I'm sorry brother. Sure see you and your family take a Brown Lives Matter 2024 illegal Latins Europe not even not even illegal Latins, you're up. Not even local Latins. Blackie you're out, Brownie you're out, illegal Brownies, you're in. Soup de jour.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Who's next? God, I can't wait until it's the Armenians turn. Jews are never going to get a turn. Poor fuckers. They got all the money, but they ain't ever going to get a turn. Poor fuckers. They got all the money, but they ain't ever gonna get a turn. Crazy, right? Crazy, crazy, crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Careful when you cross the street. Get Susan on. What for? I could call Susan. What's up? What you need? What you need, Sean? Oh no, Native Americans are... No, no, no, no, no. No, they're so long gone. They've been given a piece of land, a casino, and a bottle of Casa Amigos. Postada. Gavin Newsom is mad about Californians wanting to bring back harsher penalties for retail theft. He claims only big corporations want that. 400,000 black businesses of the 1.6 million in the United States closed down during COVID. 1600 small businesses mostly owned by blacks destroyed during the Black Lives Matter riots.
Starting point is 00:54:03 How are you voting Democrat? It's about mass incarceration. It's about bringing it back to 1980s mindset where it's possession of drugs and you end up in state prison at the cost of a hundred plus thousand dollars per taxpayer. It's funded by big oil and Walmart and conservative right wing DAs. The impact it's going to have on the black and brown community is next level. And the fact that I saw a poll today and so 70% of people want to support it, I was wondering what state I was living in.
Starting point is 00:54:29 You live in California where not everyone is an idiot, where people are tired of the cities and streets being plagued by crime. And with the Department of Justice's new statistics, they show that violent crime is up everywhere across the nation, and especially in California where it's run by Democrats who are afraid of getting punitive with things that actually affect and perhaps harm people it's ironic that you're characterizing proposition 36 as nonsense because it has not a single dollar Allocated to it and you've got you know
Starting point is 00:55:04 legislators and people nodding their heads behind you, and these are the same guys that thought it would be appropriate to give illegal aliens home loans when the program had not a single dollar allocated to it. So where's the logic in that? They had enough logic to think that this anti-crime bill shouldn't pass because it doesn't have a dollar
Starting point is 00:55:23 allocated to it, but if it's about giving money to illegal immigrants when it has not a single dollar allocated to it They're all in when it comes to that. Oh, this will affect minorities more dude. I don't use drugs. It's okay It's about massing car Dude, I don't use drugs. Okay. It's funny that they say that it'll affect minorities more in this in the same way that like It'll affect their neighborhoods more too because those guys those violent guys will live in those neighborhoods where is it I saw it where is it where is it clean your glasses homeboy where Where's the comment? Sebi, did you see CrossFit is releasing a weekly YouTube series? KillTaylor will be sponsored by DNA for Addiction. DNA for Addiction.
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Starting point is 00:59:01 I had on the other day who won the silver medal? Remember he tried to do the triple backflip and he couldn't do it. And then he did CrossFit for six months and then he did it. So you go out there, you film that entire story. And at the end, you take him to an L1. He takes his L1 and you take that and that's 12 minutes long. And then you're 10 to 12 minutes long, nine to 13 minutes long, as Hiller would say for the algo. And then you take that and you over a week, you break that up into one minute videos, three minute videos, two minute videos, but you have the long format video on YouTube and you release one of those a week along with the podcast, along with the email of the day, along with the watt tip, all four of those are
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Starting point is 01:02:22 That's 15% off oneskin.co with Sevon as the code. After you purchase, they'll ask you where you heard about them. Tell them Sevon sent you. So now they're gonna hopefully, I did hear Dawnfall refer to it as a campaign. That's a huge red light to me. I do have a lot of faith in Jenna Hawke, the Chief Marketing Officer. I think she's awesome. I think she's done something that was like absolutely essential for the success of the company. And the fact that they're going to launch this series, I hope it's not a campaign that's some cuck talk cuck corporate talk I hope it's gonna be they're gonna do it every single week we just need one and then needs to be broken out some for Instagram some for snap Kathy some for Twitter whatever all that shit is out
Starting point is 01:03:17 there they need to launch a podcast they should do a live podcast like this gross set of balls doesn't matter if they fuck up. They should use someone. They should use someone. Boy, this is going to be really harsh. They should use someone that I like or that Andrew likes or that Pedro likes or that's it that's that's liked by us so that they won't be attacked. So they'll have shelter from our fucking abuse.
Starting point is 01:03:44 And they should fucking run run. they should run run with it and they should start just fuck it doesn't at this point doesn't even matter what the narrative is they need to just start controlling the narrative that's it and I've told the story that that's it like I like I could that's it that's it that it's done right there bam done everyone will settle will settle down. You'll be putting out so much content that and if you use the right people they'll get cover from my group, our group and they just got a flow. I mean listen, there was a football game I watched last week. It's the only football it's only I watched a little bit of football last week.
Starting point is 01:04:25 I watched the Chicago Bears because Tyson Bajans on the show. And there was a, I don't remember exactly what happened, but there was a, there was a, a team that was kicking from way back in the end zone. And the guy kicked the ball and there was a debate on whether the ball got, oh, he kicked the ball. And then one of the guys who was going to block the kick hit the kicker. And that's like a huge penalty, game changing penalty. But the debate, but if you tip the ball as you're going and you hit the kicker, then
Starting point is 01:04:56 it's not a penalty. So there was this huge debate. The whole game got stopped. They got the slow motion. The commentators are fighting over whether the guy tipped the ball or not. It was awesome. Our community could never fucking handle that. It was so sad to see that corporate douche cucks like the NFL and ESPN or CBS or whatever station it was on, I think it was CBS, they could have that fucking debate. One of the commentators actually fucking put the smack down on the other commentator. He's like, well, it didn't touch. He's like, of course it touched. Another commentator is like,
Starting point is 01:05:30 well, I didn't see it deviate the path of the ball. He's like, it doesn't matter. He touched it. And it shouldn't be a penalty. But you know what ended up happening? The guy who blocked, he did actually, I guess, I couldn't see because I was on my phone, but I called Andrew. I'm like, did he touch the ball? Andrew's like, yeah, he touched the ball. So the guy's running in to block the kick. He blocks the kick and he hits the kicker, but they didn't see him touch the ball even in the slow-mos. So it was a 15-yard penalty and it could have changed the game. It didn't, but it could have. Or maybe it did. What do I know? My point being is that CrossFit has to just grow thick skin and just fucking get out there and just start just doing it.
Starting point is 01:06:09 Just grow thick skin. So yeah, I think this is fucking huge. Hats off. If I had a hat, I'd take it off for Jenna Hawke, chief marketing officer from fucking berries. Who would have thought? Who would have thought? Berries.
Starting point is 01:06:20 I bet you Diddy eat his buddies do berries. I thought I could say some crazy shit. I might need one more drink, Haley. I'm censoring myself. I feel like I'm censoring myself. You think? I'm censoring myself. I feel like I'm censoring myself You think she says I'm cut off you guys have you guys ever seen the commercials for Barry's boot camp Hey
Starting point is 01:07:03 Urinal listen to this CrossFit media needs to leak a sex tape to make up for the lack of content. Dude, I swear to God I have the most amazing idea So Lauren Khalil does this show, okay And it's just she just comes on her YouTube and she just talks and whenever I see it come on I watch it and There's there's not a lot of people who watch it. There's like fucking eight people or 40 people who watch it live. It's like really low numbers, but I watch it. And I don't watch a lot of stuff. And then after watching like two or three of the shows,
Starting point is 01:07:34 I think she's only done two or three. I'm thinking to myself, why am I watching this? And I realized the reason why I'm watching it is I want to hear her talk about going on Tinder dates. That's like, I really want to hear her. watching it is I want to hear her talk about going on Tinder dates. That's like I really want to hear. That's all I want to hear. Like if she talks, I just want to hear about. Oh, fuck you.
Starting point is 01:07:52 You fucking the shit out of me. You fucking the shit out of me. Oh my God. This is P Diddy's house live. This is P Diddy's house live exclusive on the Step On Podcast. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:08:00 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my cell. Live exclusive on the Step On Podcast. This is Diddy's jail cell. Live. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:08:16 Exclusive content on the Step On Podcast. Oh my god someone just called from P Diddy's jail cell and let us hear what was going on in there. She says no I'm cut off from drinks. We can see your the number ding dong oh shit you could. How could you see it was I holding the phone like this? Son of a bitch. Damn way to dodge the caller. Oh, I suck. I'm so sorry. Whoever called in and did that bit with me. I'm so sorry. Darn it. That was great. It was just someone called in with moaning. Okay. Anyways, that was from Pete. That's the call the number. It's a jail cell
Starting point is 01:09:09 That's a burner phone from a cell You know what I had I really haven't had that much alcohol I had a I had a ghost and my wife's like Why are you drinking that? Are you about to oh, where's my drink? Oh Thank you, I had a ghost if you so i drove in the car all day and then i walked down to the um i'll get back to lauren clewell in a second i walked down to the uh supermarket and i and i got a ghost my wife's like what are you doing like i don't know i'm just partying i walked uh it's about a mile round trip to the grocery store from the house and I bought a four cases for 12 packs of
Starting point is 01:09:49 Sparkling water. Well, I was like man We have to carry all these back and we got a shitload of steaks and all this stuff so it was a lot of shit to carry back, but I made all the that's the boys workout to carry a Sparkling water back Okay, so I realized I'm listening to Lauren Khalil's show because I want to hear her talk about Tinder dates because occasionally she'll talk about her dating And I think that's all she should do and but you know what I was thinking really thinking Like what like, you know, it would be an amazing show if there was just some chick that banged like top 100 Crossfitters and then talked about it online.
Starting point is 01:10:29 That I'd like, that would be a show. Can you imagine having the balls to do that? Like you would, you would just, you would own the space. You just like that, like that's your whole thing. You come on, like you didn't even have to say who the dudes were. I was banging this Australian athlete the other day and I couldn't believe the stuff he wanted me to do to him. Con Porter.
Starting point is 01:10:54 No, not Con Porter. James Newberry. No, not James Newberry. Write that down. You think it's that good of an idea, Yernal? Jesus, Chris, you are so far behind the show. For fuck's sake, glioblastoma. Even the tennis teacher knows. Unknowable. I'll start by fucking tutor. All right. Yeah Anyway, that would be an incredible show Wouldn't it and Hey, listen if there was a dude who could do the show like what if it was it? What if it was a boy and a girl?
Starting point is 01:11:40 What if it was Tommy and Lauren and they were just out there just banging athletes and they just talked about it? That'd be awesome. I want to, we need a love line with athlete or Brianna Roni. Dude I wanted to do a love line show with Daniel Brandon so bad. I thought it would kill people just calling and asking for like dating advice. We should still do it. I'll text her. Should I text her now? It's not good to text and drink. Checking my text messages, seeing if there's anything good on here. All right, would you guys watch the show? I think that's all Lauren should do. I think she should just talk about her Tinder dates.
Starting point is 01:12:54 I think that show would kill. Kill. What if they released a sex tape of P. Diddy and Tommy Marquez? That would be awesome. I apologize for anything negative I've ever said about Tommy if that happened. Even if he was the bottom. All right. Anything else? I just wanted to come on and say hi.
Starting point is 01:13:29 Brush the dust off. I didn't get my reps in today. Oh, Jonathan Ortega, I'm going to create an IG that just gets her more dates. I heard you talk about that on the show. She seemed game. She seemed totally game. Is Souzu okay? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:09 He had, he wanted to know what happened. I'll tell you guys. He was squatting 525, prolapsed his anus. So he's really pissed. Okay. That's what happened. He's just really, I don't know where Caleb is. Caleb's always welcome on the show. He knows that he got all the access. He's still like I still see him working on the show.
Starting point is 01:14:36 He's just busy with work. Yeah, a little ointment and that ain't this will be fine. All right. Great show tomorrow morning. All right. Great show tomorrow morning. 8 a.m. No, 7 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. Wait. No, yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:12 Tomorrow 7 a.m. Greg doesn't come till Thursday, right? So Greg will be on tomorrow 7 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. It's going to be a great show. And then I don't know. I don't know what other if there's any other shows on tomorrow If anyone wants me to buy buy me a drink I'm in Southern, California All right, I could do a little more took 70 minutes for everyone to find the show then he bails on us
Starting point is 01:15:41 Oh, we got a sponsor next week DNA for addictions Sarah Cox's company I'm pumped that'll be Saturday at 8 a.m. there was something I was going to oh shit I really fucked up the frownoning show Wanted to talk to him more about girls hitting on him. I want to hear I want to hear a story of some girl Who's hit on froning? Do you guys know a girl who's ever hit on froning? Anyone Anyone Anyone? I asked him, I said, hey, would you know if a girl hit on you?
Starting point is 01:16:29 And he said, no. President Donald Trump is holding a rally tonight at the NASA Coliseum and already this morning, we are seeing the crowds here build and build. The big reason is because only 15,000 people are gonna be allowed inside. Listen to this, 60,000 people have requested tickets. Everyone on this line says they do not wanna miss out. They wanna make sure they get in and they're gonna be waiting here for the final line. Those are the p- this- sixty thousand people showed up there, only twenty thousand got
Starting point is 01:17:14 in Jethro told me. How did Trump bite on Kamala's I Heard People Leave Your Fucking R Rallies how did he bite on that? How how did he bite on that? Come on D. Come on D. How'd you bite on that? You guys ready for this? This is true. YouTube will restrict access to fitness videos for teens. Social media is full of idealized physiques and unrealistic references of what's normal. On the one hand, this inspires millions of teens to take up fitness and take better care of
Starting point is 01:18:33 themselves. On the other hand, YouTube is concerned about body image problems. Concerned. How YouTube is concerned? YouTube's global head of health, Dr. Garth Graham, fat boy, as a teen is developing thoughts about who they are and their own standards for themselves. Repeated consumption of content feature and idolized standards that starts to shape an unrealistic internal standard could lead to some form of negative beliefs. The content that will be partially censored includes videos idealizing specific fitness levels or content that idealizes fitness or body weights such as exercising routines that encourage pursuing a certain look that seems to be nearly 100% of fitness and weight loss content. Not CrossFit? Isn't
Starting point is 01:19:35 that amazing? Are they really gonna fuzz it out like that so it's just as nipples? Hey, do you remember remember there was this run about a year ago of this kind of like, I was going to call it a wrath of articles. What's the word I'm looking for? When there's like a bunch of articles? It's not a wrath. It's a no, not an array. A, a, not a plethora.
Starting point is 01:20:02 A someone in the chat will help me. A... A what of articles? A... A series? No, it wasn't really a series. A lot of articles came out. Cornucopia?
Starting point is 01:20:16 No. Appreciate it though. Shit ton? Gino? No. Kind of. Shit ton works, but it's not... There's a word.
Starting point is 01:20:24 A... What? Onslaught? Kind of shit ton works, but it's not it's not there's a word a What Onslot onslaughts closer It was definitely smear smear campaign is the Jews would say barrage bevy okay bevy I don't know bevy means I like it a bevy a rash a rash a slew. Yes now we're on to shit yeah, a bevy and rash a slew. Yes, now we're on to shit. Yeah, a bevy, a rash, a slew of articles, a gaggle. I'm saying that if you worked out you'd be right wing. Do you remember that? A pandemic of articles, an assload of articles, a plethora of articles, a pandemic of articles. Yes, do you remember that? And now it's come to this. Not only will it make you right wing,
Starting point is 01:21:02 It's come to this. Not only will it make you right wing, but what did he say? Let me go back to an article. Repeated consumption of content, idealized standards that starts to shape an unrealistic internal standard. I mean, that doesn't even mean anything. Could lead to some form of negative. Of course, that's everything. The thing is, I don't disagree with this at all. But like, that's everything. What are you gonna do?
Starting point is 01:21:28 You're just gonna ban everything? And like, you're not gonna stop teens from looking at this. Hey, I have an idea. They're okay with normalizing people who are on drugs because they're so fat that they that they have to be on drugs in order to stay alive. They're okay with normalizing people who are on drugs because they're so fat that they have to be on drugs in order to stay alive. They're okay normalizing that, but they're going to block the people who have good bodies, who work out because they want to look good. That's basically what it comes down to. They want to block people who want to look good. Oh yeah, this dude is a pediatrician.
Starting point is 01:22:00 He's a bodyguard. Fighting obesity, which is currently on track to be the number one cause of preventable death in the world world are trying to prevent people from having unrealistic body norms so what's more important I think we can get to the best of both worlds with education we should stimulate our kids to be healthy and teach them how to deal with social media can you imagine who's gonna do that can you imagine teaching a kid how to deal with social media? I have an idea.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Don't get your kid a phone. I heard today, by the way, I'm done with this article. It's just bullshit. I heard today that 50% of all 11-year-olds have cell phones and 99% of all 15 year olds. So I don't know what happens. I can't imagine giving an 11 year old a cell phone. Oh, and then the, the, the story I was listening to is there's a high school somewhere in California where they're taking cell phones away from kids when they're at school and how they're doing it is they're giving him like a, what are
Starting point is 01:23:01 those things called? Like a verite bag. And so when you get to school you put your Cell phone in this bag and you close it and the bag can't be opened except with a special high-powered magnet So when you leave school you go buy this high-powered magnet and it unlocks your bag and you can take your phone out And some of the parents were like this is dangerous What if my kid needs to contact me during the day? And do you know what the principal said? I mean, it just gets dumber and dumber.
Starting point is 01:23:31 The principal said, well, if there's a problem at school, you shouldn't be hearing from kids first, you should be hearing from teachers because kids' perspective is always wrong. What did I call it? I called it a Faraday bag, didn't I? What did I call it? No, not new headphones, old headphones. I'm not at home. Can't you see? Where's the CEO podcast?
Starting point is 01:23:56 Barry McCaukiner, new headphones. Barry, come on. I've been here before. I'm sitting in Newport Beach Caveman move brilliant observation pixelation will be the new goal get so jacked youtube pixelates you that's It's good I'm slurring my speech. Is that true? I don't think that's true.
Starting point is 01:24:30 I seriously have had so little to drink. Between these two drinks, is there even one shot? If anything, I'm slur for you guys. I want to get off the air. I wanted to get off 20 minutes ago. I'm just being really selfless now. I'm such a good man. Or boy, whatever I am.
Starting point is 01:25:09 God, can you imagine being a Jew these days? There's like 12 million of you in the world fucking hates you, you're fucking defending your fucking little piece of land. There's fucktards all over the fucking United States and even in your own country who are like upset at you for defending your little piece of land. There's fucktards all over the fucking United States, and even in your own country who are upset at you for defending your little piece of land. When you've got countries all around you who all agree on one thing, if you guys put your weapons down, we're
Starting point is 01:25:36 going to come in there and kill you. But the peace is on the Jews. How come no one ever protests Hamas? How come no one ever protests the bad guys? It's always just protests in good ways. You know why? Because they know that those people aren't civilized and no college campuses. Why aren't college campuses – has there ever been a protest on a college campus that's like, stop Hamas or to Egypt. Open the border, open the border. It's crazy. It must suck being a Jew.
Starting point is 01:26:13 I'm gonna have to ask my wife tonight. People just fucking hate you because you fucking got your shit together. All. It's deeply wrong, sir. Senator Kennedy. Thank you, sir. Senator Kennedy. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Rabbi, do you believe there are a substantial number of people at Harvard University who
Starting point is 01:26:35 believe in diversity, equity, inclusion, and the right to harass Jews? I do. That's yes. Yes. And do you believe those people have acted on their their self self-anointed right to harass Jews? Yes. And has the administration at Harvard University allowed that to happen? Yes. Is is that true at University of California at Berkeley? Yes. How about UCLA? Yes. How about NYU? Yes. A lot of other universities too. Isn't that the case? That is correct. Now, Title 6 says that if you receive federal money, you can't harass Jews. Isn't that true?
Starting point is 01:27:33 That is correct. Has the Biden-Harris administration taken away the money of Harvard? No. How about Berkeley? No. How about Berkeley? Nope. How about UCLA? No, sir. How about NYU?
Starting point is 01:27:51 Time is expired. Deeply wrong, sir. you you Sorry. Damn. I lowered my mic so there wouldn't be an echo. Son of a bitch. What? What? What? What? What?
Starting point is 01:28:58 What? What? What? What? What? Sorry. Damn. I lowered my mic so there wouldn't be an echo. Son of a bitch. Yeah, I was doing it on purpose. Fuck you guys. Aha, joke's on you. How we do it. I like muted Sevon better. I'm looking for the question. Sevon, what did you take on Candace Owens?
Starting point is 01:29:39 Has she gone off the rails? Am I at the same, I'm a new road caster. I mean, it's not a new one, but still tweaking all this stuff. I have a cricket's button too. So there's these people that are in the conversation, right? They're like the circle of the conversation. And on the fringe of that circle is Candace Owens. And at the center is maybe like CNN, Joe Rogan, Fox News, Tucker Carlson. And then somewhere in the middle is like Steven Crowder and there's Prager Yu's in there. And there's these people who are in the conversation, right?
Starting point is 01:30:21 That big circle. And Candace is somehow in that circle and she's fucking great. I love her And you're asking me has she gone off the rails All religious people have gone off the rails, that's why they're religious because they got it they're like They're like, oh fuck like that their whole they got a hold on to something so they're religious, because they're like, oh, fuck. They got to hold on to something. So they're all off the rails. Not off the rails like the woke people are.
Starting point is 01:30:53 Those people are just asleep and crazy. But I saw a headline recently, Bernie, where Candice was talking about how, sorry if I didn't get it right, but it's something how Capitol records and private prisons are in cahoots together. And basically what they're doing is they're making songs that talk about Black people doing all of these illegal activities in order to, so Black people will try to live up to what the music tells them that they are, and that they'll go to jail jail and it's just to keep good
Starting point is 01:31:25 business, right? And I heard something like that from Candace Owens, if I got it right. Did anyone else hear that? And so when you ask me if she's gone off the rails, I want to say yes, but here's the problem. I know she has intel. I know she's spoken to people who are at those fucking ditty parties. I know she's spoken to people who work at Capitol Records and who are also involved in private prisons, more so than I have. So I know the dots she's connecting, although I have a lot of dots to connect myself, the dots she's connecting are way closer to these issues than I am.
Starting point is 01:32:15 Oh, Ice Cube, Kevin Budd Ice Cube is saying that too. Okay. This is a great point. Mitch Palooza, everyone is religious, Sebi. That's true. That's true. Great point. I should have used a different word. People who believe in Harry Potter are off the rails. That's what I meant to say. So it's hard for me to say, anything is anything is possible now. Anything is possible now. It's like there was that clip going around recently where Joe Rogan was saying he was taught he Matt Walsh was on the show.
Starting point is 01:32:57 Matt Walsh says you do believe in the moon landing. He said before covid I did and yeah, that's the thing right like we've seen us. We've seen like we're either living with really stupid people, like dumber than we can imagine, or there's some crazy psyops going. So it's hard, it's hard to say. I mean, let's just say, pick five things. You know what I mean? Five things that a lot of people are contemplating, that are contemplating conspiracy theories. Let's say 9-11 was planned by the US government.
Starting point is 01:33:43 I mean, we all know it was planned. It didn't happen on accident. But let's say Osama bin Laden, it was a CIA operative, or whatever. Whatever your theory is, there's people who think about 9-11 was some sort of money grab or whatever. And then let's say that there's other people who think that Israel and the Mossad were controlling Jeffrey Epstein. And then there's people who think that COVID was made in the lab, right? And that it was purposely done in order to cull the herd and to make money off of vaccines. Then there's this most recent one I heard, which
Starting point is 01:34:20 is pretty fucking amazing, that Bill Gates wanted to divorce his wife and he didn't want to give her half the money. So before he divorced her, he convinced her to put all the money into like this huge chunk of their money into charity, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. And then when he divorced her, he controlled that Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and he used it in order to purchase vaccines for Africa, of which he was invested in the vaccine companies in order to make his money back. I mean, whether that's true or not, I think that there's some validity to it. And then there's people who think the earth is flat. And so you go back to Candace Owens and it's like, hey, if you're right about four of those,
Starting point is 01:35:07 but you're off on the earth is flat, like, are you off the rails? I mean, dude, on the other end, there's people who are voting for Kamala. So you have someone who thinks 9-11 was a conspiracy, but then you have someone who's voting for Kamala and she hasn't said anything. And it's like, holy fuck. Yeah, Jesus is black. I mean, that's probably like a no duh. Spencer Madden, Savvy, you got to check out out war mode podcast if you don't already you'll love billions but war mode can you send me a link in the DMs? Yeah I heard that today too I was talking to Taylor self today from kill Taylor 80m Pacific Standard Time on Saturday
Starting point is 01:36:08 Fittest man on the planet Taylor self Thousand dollars this week sponsored by DNA for addiction I was talking to Taylor today Brianna Roni dose The NFL whisperer the what is a woman was better the Matt Walsh movie. I could explain why I didn't like it. I'm happy he got it. In theaters, though, good for him. Oh, you're talking about M.I. Racist. Yeah, I heard What Is a Woman Is Better, but I also heard M.I. Racist is great.
Starting point is 01:36:35 It's funny because it's Borat, but it's a document. It's what a trip. But it's journalism. It's done, but it's a journalism I remember when Obama took office and Greg's like hey, dude, there's never a time where it's more important to take care of your own Your own health He said our medical system is about to go to shit. To absolute shit. What is something weird about conservatives?
Starting point is 01:37:26 There is a almost a cultish vibe I feel. The way they operate within themselves, they refuse to listen to outside people, you know, they're refusing to learn essentially. I think that is a large part of it. What is something weird about conservatives? There is a almost a cultish vibe, I feel. The way... Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:37:59 Alright, uh, gotta take a pee break. If you guys wanna hang out, I'll hang out. I'll hang out for some more time. I'm having a good time. And I know you guys want to know about the video contest. So many of you entered. We're working on it. We're overwhelmed. But the money's still there. I haven't spent it. Five grand for first. Think three for second, two for third or one for third. I can't remember. for second, two for third or one for third? I can't remember. My name is Steven Roberto. I'm 26 years old.
Starting point is 01:38:32 I'm from Ecuador and I go to Salty Hive CrossFit. My first day was so nice. All the people were like, oh, let's go because it was wall walks. Love wall walks. I did this and everyone was like, oh yeah, love wall walks. I did this and everyone was like, oh yeah, you can do that. And I just felt good,
Starting point is 01:38:49 not because they were saying that to me, just because the intention of them, which was feeling me, make me feel comfortable here. And I loved that. I loved that, I felt the warm of the place. And that was really good. I was going home and I remember like driving, I was like, I feel the warmth of the place. That was really good. I was going home and I remember like driving,
Starting point is 01:39:07 I was like, I like that a lot. And then here I am. I think I have more than two years here. I'm like, I'm not quitting this place, I'm only, I moved pretty far from here. But still, I always try to make it. I'm like, I don't mind to drive a lot because for me that's the place where I love to be. I get all my
Starting point is 01:39:28 problems out and I just come here have fun, suffer of course of all the bunch of workouts that we had very hard but that's the point I mean like nobody like obligates you to do it it's just how I like it here. And how it makes me feel, always every single day. This is my peace space. And happy, enjoy, enjoy everything here. ["I'm On My Way To You"] Video contest brought to you by Two Brain Business. Thank you, Two Brain.
Starting point is 01:40:03 Chris Cooper. Sold out their affiliate gathering last year. They're already halfway sold out to last year. Did you was the audio good on that? Couldn't hear the audio on my end. I Don't know if this is a compliment hot wing I love one Seve does late night helps me fall asleep blow me Hey, so I just Had my dick in my hand and I realized this so I'm gonna start a new YouTube channel I think December 1st you gotta get with my partner on it But I just I need to do a call to action I think this station needs a
Starting point is 01:40:44 Show where a woman talks about her tinder dates I need to do a call to action. I think this station needs a show where a woman talks about her Tinder dates. I know like 10 of you are gonna DM me and be like, I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it. You guys, it's not fun, it's hard. We need a show where it could be even a man and a woman. Man and woman, host and co-host, host two hosts, two co-hosts. Boobs look big in that shirt. Two co-hosts and they have to go on a date every week
Starting point is 01:41:30 and talk about it on the show. I need that show. On my show. So we will have my crazy show, then we'll have the Greg show. I heard Dale Saran's going to launch a podcast soon. I need to reach out to Dale and ask him if he wants to like, I don't know how to say it, but like, hey, I want you to launch it on my channel. Wouldn't that be awesome?
Starting point is 01:42:00 Then we have the Shut Up and Scribble, Taylor Self and J.R. Howell. Absolutely brilliant. Then we have, what up and scribble Taylor self and Jar how absolutely brilliant then we have What's the other show kill Taylor on Saturdays? Do any other stuff oh we have the business show Suza does which is killing you can go to school Sko ol be a part of that community. He's got a whole community going with all sorts of resources and stuff That called media media platform media life media. Look at Susan's company.
Starting point is 01:42:31 But anyway, he's got the podcast where he talks about affiliates and running businesses. But I need a Tinder show on here. No, Jared's not doing his own thing. Jared does this thing here. Maybe he's doing his own thing, but he does. Oh, media launch. Yes, I don't know how I forgot it. One and a half drinks in and I can't even remember. Media launch. Media launch. Oh, that's just a fake plant I think just in the It's a fake plan
Starting point is 01:43:20 Oh geez get fluffy duck the host of Saturday morning children's show wow, that would be crazy if I had a children's show on this channel Man so many people are are on the fence about reaffiliating will su Suza reaffiliate? Sounds like he's on the fence earlier on his show. Yeah, I mean he was he was pretty he was pretty spread thin today when he came on the show. He's been doing a lot. He told me today I was asking him a bunch of questions. I was like, hey, I was asking him advice on a bunch of things. I always pick his brain. And he's like, hey, dude, I go what? He's all circle back with me tomorrow on those.
Starting point is 01:43:56 He goes, I'm going to give you some shitty advice right now. I'm like, all right. Appreciate your honesty. Anyway, OK, so that's it. I put in a call to action for that. Is that what corporate people say? Call to action? Basically, I want to do a show with...
Starting point is 01:44:12 God, imagine if pool boy did that show before he found Julia. Holy shit. My God, that would be crazy. I liked it. Remember when Jeremy was dating that liberal girl and he would call in and tell us about it? I loved that. I know you guys aren't talking in the kitchen. Do you want a trainer that doesn't ride cock? Well, I have the trainer for you. Lesbian and you're struggling with knowing what exact calories you should be eating to lose weight.
Starting point is 01:44:56 I want you to watch to the end of this video. See everyone has an individual calorie baseline for weight loss, depending on muscle mass, activity levels, metabolic rate, to name a few. But I want to make it easier for you to find out what it is exactly that you need. I put together a short video explaining exactly how to go away and do that. Just drop me a comment with calories and I'll fire over to you. If you're a lesbian and you're struggling click. I immune myself again son of a bitch. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This girl, this is the girl who got all her shit turned inside out because she got the vaccine. She got, I forget what she got, measles.
Starting point is 01:46:29 Which ones did she get? Measles, rubella, tetanus? What did she get? MMR? Measles, mumps, rubella? Basically she came to some hospital in California to get something done to her and then they told her, hey hey before we work on you we got to inject you with these vaccines and they dosed her up and her shit got all
Starting point is 01:46:50 fucked up. Anyway it's been a big story it's all over the internet but here's her Instagram she's probably pretty excited she's putting on a lot of followers followers followers Oh my goodness. Oh my God. I didn't have dinner tonight. Oh, look, she's out of bed. I wonder if they gave her ivermectin. Oh my goodness.
Starting point is 01:47:36 Oh my goodness. I wanna tell you, she did rub me wrong a little bit at first, cause she was complaining that her hospital room didn't have a place for Her guests to sleep All right My son's about to turn 10. I can't even believe it. Anyway, run out and get your vaccine today for $25 gift card from CVS or $200 from Target if you get all 10 vaccines at once.
Starting point is 01:48:19 Dude, she's out of her mind, cut her some slack. Wow, Dick Butter. Compassion, the big heart. All right. All right. Fair. Appreciate it. Very fair.
Starting point is 01:48:35 Solid, solid advice. How about Ryan Holiday? Should I cut him some slack? And this is why you love the show. How about Ryan Holiday? Should I cut him some slack? And this is why you love the show, because we pivot quickly. You ready? Butter's gone soft. Give me some slack dick butter. I had a drink and a half
Starting point is 01:49:12 How many times you think I've drank on the show who wants to guess I'm gonna say I drank once I drank wine with Dave once I Have been on the show before when I've been shitfaced drunk during the middle of the day but then I came home and worked out like a mofo and then sobered up or at least I thought I sobered up and did the show probably done that like 20 times 3,000 shows or 2,000 shows wherever I'm at I want to say I've drank less than three or three times on the show I think it's a bad look anyway this is not tonight though I I'm happy tonight. Okay, listen to this. This guy is changing the code
Starting point is 01:49:56 on how you measure penis size. Oh, that was a slur. Here we go. We are no longer measuring using length. We are now measuring for volume via the water displacement method. Simply get a measuring cup and a glass of water that is filled to the brim. Once the cup is inside of this, you simply dip the sausage into the cup. Once you remove the sausage,
Starting point is 01:50:20 you will notice that everything that is left inside of the measuring cup is volume. This is a better system because it allows you to truly know how much meat are we working with. Now this can absolutely be converted to cubic centimeters or cubic inches. You can even dip the grapes in and start calculating some crazy ratios to really get an accurate picture of what kind of schmiedis you're working with. So crazy, right? Crazy. The penis volume method seems like a lot of work. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:50:52 Brianna, you're right. You always measure by fists. One fister, two fister, three fister. And if someone, I would love to be the, I'm not going on any Tinder dates. You know, I've never even seen Tinder. I don't even know what it looks like. I've never even seen the app. Someone should, someone should show me. If you see me in person, pull up your Tinder app and show me how it works. I want to see how it works I like that storm fister. I hardly know her
Starting point is 01:51:44 Damn just going through this shit today oh this broke my heart I'm not even gonna play that let me see if this is that video that broke my heart yep fuck you bitch ain't playing that this lady was ripping on guys who claim their CEOs not showing that video it's bad for business I showed you guys the smiling fetus I thought I showed you the video of the Haitian who says they even eat people going through my show notes now what is this this doesn't even have a note next
Starting point is 01:52:29 to it all right fuck this is old but let's do it it's called the greatest fact-check of all time here we go well I'll tell you I agree with President Biden's decision to pull out of Afghanistan. Four presidents said they would and Joe Biden did. And as a result, America's taxpayers are not paying the $300 million a day. We were paying for that endless war. And as of today, there is not one member of the United States military who is in active duty in a combat zone in any war zone around the world the first time this century. Wait, what?
Starting point is 01:53:13 But let's understand. So where the fuck are we right now? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? You're fucking deployed and the lady running for president doesn't know you're deployed? Alright. I talked to you guys about the Department of Education. Fuck it. Let's play it again. This is good. You know, when people hear Trump say, hey, I'm going to get rid of the Department of
Starting point is 01:53:57 Education, you get a little scared. And then you go to the Wiki page and you look up and you see what is the Department of Education. And if you read it, I promise you, you will not be scared if they get rid of it. Get rid of it. Eighty-three billion dollars they use. I think Jimmy Carter formed it, and they don't do anything. It's basically a giant DEI council. Anybody been in a public school lately? The Department of Education was created in 1979.
Starting point is 01:54:27 Now I thought the Department of Education had been around for a hundred years. It was created by Jimmy Carter. 1979 if you think about American schools everywhere including Philadelphia before 1979 were they globally competitive? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Were they the best in the world? Oh, yes. I graduated in 75. Now we've got a federal bureaucracy that has an $85 billion a year budget and doesn't run a single school and doesn't educate a single student.
Starting point is 01:54:59 Where's the money going? And why is it that since that bureaucracy was created, our schools have gone from the best in the world to not very good? And when you're sending your kid to school today, are they coming back with math and science knowledge? Are they coming back educated on gender? Are they coming back saying, hey, you know, we really have to think, I might want to change from boy to girl, girl to boy. You know, if you walk into some of the schools today, you'll see an amazing...
Starting point is 01:55:31 So just think about that. In 1979, the Department of Education was formed by Jimmy Carter. The very following year is when test scores started to drop. If you look at national test scores, they were on a constant up rise. And then in 1979, when the federal government got involved, they started dropping. Bernie Gannon, Trump exaggerates crowd sizes, Kamala lies about anything for deceptive sound bites. That's true. Although we just saw his rally, 60,000 people showed up, only 20,000
Starting point is 01:56:02 got in. The other 40,000 stayed outside and just listened. All right, I refuse to be on the show if it drops below 200 listeners. We are very close to the show ending. Tomorrow morning, Greg Glassman will be on. Oh, there we go, 195. Love you guys, have a good night,
Starting point is 01:56:25 see you tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. Bye bye.

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