The Sevan Podcast - Live Call In Show | 12DD Takes a Stand
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Bam, we're live.
Good morning, guys.
A little change of plans this morning.
We had a scheduling misunderstanding with the raw meat guy.
Have you guys seen that guy?
The raw meat guy?
He was on the show a couple of years ago.
He was eating just all sorts of kinds of raw meats,
you know, like octopus, octopi,
kangaroo,
squid, chicken, cows.
He was eating everything raw, all sorts of raw shit anyway now he's on a uh
i think he's 28 days or 29 days into just eating raw chicken
and so he's uh started a new youtube account he's only 28 days in in this new youtube account he has uh 400 000 followers
the crazy part is is if you open an account um i'm putting on my toe spacers toe spacer socks
i have to tell you i'm a little lazy putting each toe in those in those holes but um when you have 412 000 followers that you put
put on in 28 days that means those are like real followers that's like
oh i don't think my big toe fits in this one
oh it's tight i see hi. Oh, you could set it
right there. Thank you so much. Oh, right there. Yep. Thank you. I love you. Bye. Thank
you. Coffee is here. Normally when I wake up in the morning, when I start talking on
the show, you guys are the first people I talk to.
But this morning, I had two phone calls come in.
So then I got distracted and didn't make my coffee.
My wife was nice enough to make it for me.
Ooh.
Hot.
I mean, paper street coffee.
The Matuthean went live yesterday.
Holy cow.
I got a call from
Dale King over at Doc Spartan.
Where the Matuthean is made
and shipped from.
And he said they got to work the weekend
to fill all the orders
that's cool that's cool as shit I'm so happy
I'm so excited for you guys all to try
especially people who've never tried tooth powder
before
you guys are going to be stoked you're going to trip
you're going to be like how did I ever do
toothpaste
I should do a demo in here but
basically what you want to do is you want to get your toothbrush wet and then you bang it on the
side of the sink and then you dip it in the tooth powder and then you just brush
and it's cool uh does it ship to the
UK I don't know that is a really good
question I could call Dale and find out
I could call Dale and find out I wonder
if he's awake right now let me see what's
going on let's just start with that
are you guys getting pumped for Taylor versus the world when when when Colton beats uh Medeiros
over at the shred shed then he's going to uh then he's going to come back
the following week and have to go against Taylor.
Dude.
Insane.
Hey, we're live on the air.
Question for you.
Does Matuthian ship to foreign lands?
Well, yes.
Let me double check that.
The only problem is it's going to be expensive as book for that person.
Okay, let's not tell them that. Let's not tell them that. Let's tell them it's worth every cent.
It'll be very economical and life-changing, but we'll get it there.
Okay.
I'll double check on the back end and ensure we've got international shipping on there. Because I have an international audience, you know.
Well, why do you think you're dominating the world?
Yeah, and I want to be inclusive.
I don't want a Reddit thread saying that I'm
against people in the
United Kingdom.
I have a DEI council that will
come breathing hard down my throat if we
don't ship to foreign land. We can't have that.
All teeth are welcome here. Thank you.
Alright, brother. Love you.
Bye-bye. Bye.
All right.
There you go.
See?
See?
That's fucking leadership.
See me putting the fucking kibosh down.
I'm transparent and offering leadership.
Mrs. Burns, Seve, have you guys ever heard of wheel locks?
Oh, look it.
My buddy's here.
Fuck yeah.
I need you, Caleb.
I need you.
Does he even know he's live?
Do you even know you're live, Caleb?
Yeah, I'm here.
Oh.
Oh, no, I can't hear you.
Am I muted?
Can you hear me?
You're very soft. How about now? Better nice you're powered there we go you know what i'm gonna do then i'm going to send you this fucking
shit show that i call live calling notes yes are we gonna catch up are you gonna catch up today
no this is this i promise you this will be the last time you see these calling notes
i have to start a new list this this thing is just a complete mess i think i already started
another one somewhere and there's some exciting shit happening you know what's interesting uh
let me finish this mrs burns things have you guys ever heard of wheel locks uh because i hadn't until this week, and when I tell you I've spent 75% of my week at the car shop over some wheel locks. What are wheel locks?
Is that what the city puts on your tires when you don't pay your tickets or something?
No, I don't think so.
Oh.
I can't remember exactly what that is. Let me pull it up.
Wheel locks. Is it something that happens to a car?
Yes. Oh. exactly what that is let me pull it up wheel locks is it something that happens to a car yes oh
hmm
bro are you serious
bro
dead serious
good morning
has chick
tire lock
yeah I think I know what that is that's the thing they put on there if you haven't paid your tickets right Good morning, Hazchick. Tire lock.
Yeah, I think I know what that is.
That's the thing they put on there if you haven't paid your tickets, right?
Yeah, that's what that is. It's like the little claw thing that they put on your tire.
Yeah.
Oh, Susie Tell.
It's the bolt thing that gets your wheels off.
Oh, yeah.
When you buy fancy rims, they'll ask you, do you want one of the lug nuts to be a like a weird shape and then they give you the key for it?
Maybe that's what it is.
You're supposed to throw that thing in your glove box.
You've just wasted two minutes of your show over wheel locks.
I'm just I was just meant to.
No, no, that's not that's not.
We're not wasting anything.
We're educating.
I want to know what wheel locks are. The show is listed in the podcast because you have to list what kind of podcast you have when you post it.
And I think I put it in the educational section.
This is not really that big of a deal, but someone sent me a thing showing that in the world we were 220th most popular podcast in the education category. But there's like 6,000 categories.
Oh, Heidi Krum, the philosopher.
Wasted. The whole show is a waste if you look at it like that. Thank you.
I think that's a compliment it's just weird
yeah this is this is this is i was gonna save this for the news
what's crazy is i already have my news for today i've all i just need to record it but um
uh or for tomorrow but this is this is definitely worth bringing up twice i'll talk about it in the
news but we got to bring this up.
This is a crazy story.
Uh,
the guests we've had on the show,
uh, you know,
we've had a Tim Murray on the show.
I think that's his name,
right?
Tater tot.
They got the fittest dwarf in the world tied with Mikey swoosh or Mikey
swoosh tied with him.
And then I think Mikey then beat him at wheel wall or no,
I think,
uh,
uh,
Tim Murray beat Mikey swoosh at wheel wad.
So I think that
kind of makes tim murray the fittest uh dwarf uh it's it's it's a it's a why this is a wild story
i wonder if i could call him i think i can call him how are you got i think he's i think he's
working class i think he has a job job but let's see let me just see uh let me see if i can call him this
is a crazy story um 859801 uh-oh you guys don't hear that do you oh it's because i know it turned
down uh 801-67-59 let's see could you bring up that link
the tater tot link
this is wild
it's awesome that vindicate mentioned it too
because the best shirts in the business are the vindicate
shirts get your no plan b shirt
the qr code is over there
in that corner
this is a wild
story hello damn and my phone's not working in that corner. This is a wild story. Hello?
Damn.
And my phone's not working.
Disconnect, reconnect.
What's wrong with me?
Listen to this story.
This is the...
This is the fittest dwarf on Earth.
And he titles this
Fat Guy in a woman's shirt thanks
I think
now
to be complete
look how big his forearms are
I think I work out
Tim Murray
won the CrossFit Games last year
and I believe he won
Wheelwod and he made this
post and I guess the
Noble this is the part that I'm not sure about.
Since the Noble-CrossFit relationship is over, I'm not sure who was responsible for sending out these shirts.
But I think it's fair to assume that it was Noble.
Do you think that's fair to assume, Caleb?
Yeah, I think so.
They were in charge of that.
That was probably some of their final duties
as Shitbull and CrossFit parted ways.
Yeah, and I imagine they're the ones
that had the screen print for all that.
And if you guys, in a nutshell,
the reason why I'm not a fan of Noble
is because they forced all of their employees to get injections
and they do all the other woke
shit they supported they support
organizations that
they directly support
and promote organizations that have supported
harming kids
they've supported organizations that think it's
okay for 13 year old kids to get
help mutilating their genitalia without their parents knowing.
All sorts of fucking wicked, gross shit like that.
I honestly don't know how any of the athletes who were sponsored by Noble never spoke up on that.
I can't wait till they have kids and they look back and see what they were a part of.
Man, it's a bad company and and the you know it's wild is you don't does does anyone have anything bad to say about nano twos does anyone have anything bad to say about the savage one
let's say the rad are great shoes we know caleb loves the rad we know suza loves the rad they
love working out in them but there's a lot of people who don't like them there's a lot but
but you never hear there are shoes that you just don't hear people say bad shit about
but man this noble shoe holy shit man there's so much bad shit said about it
said about it so much bad shit they used to hand them out to all the volunteers and stuff because you had to wear them on the floor yeah it was the most uncomfortable three four five days of my life
you're just standing on nothing for four days narrow piecesrow pieces of cardboard, right? Yep, absolutely.
Yeah, wild.
They immediately just went in a storage bin
when I got home.
They haven't seen the light of day ever since.
And I understand if you need to make shitty,
if you need to wear shitty shoes,
uncomfortable shoes for a specific task,
like rock climbing,
like those shoes are so gnarly,
but I get it.
Sean Roddy, mean like those shoes are so gnarly but i get it uh sean roddy uh nano twos are are great but let's be real they aren't pretty i wish they had more colors that's the only that's that would be my
only complaint yeah those ones you were wearing the other day were hideous. Yeah.
But man, oh man, if you're going for a walk and you have to choose between the ugliest pair of Nano 2s and Nobles,
no one ever chooses Nobles.
Not once.
Yeah.
Oh, look at this.
Dale King, Matuthian.
International shipping is a go.
Whoop, whoop.
Sick. Noble. a toothy and international shipping is a go sick uh a noble uh i sent mine back after two wads yeah
atrocious and and and you know that's another weird thing about the rad brand and the noble
brand they were brands before they were shoes so they're they're the exact opposite of everything
that greg glad they're not about chasing excellence right right? I wasn't like, man, I really want to sell
something. Fuck. What can I sell? Oh my God. I'll make tooth powder. No, you should have a passion.
That's the, that's the wrong order of things. You should have a passion. You do that when you're a little kid, right?
You're like, okay, I'm going to set up a lemonade stand so I can make money so I can buy a remote control car.
And my parents will pay for the cups and I got a lemon tree in the backyard and they'll pay for the sugar.
What are you, three?
Denise Moore.
Games athlete. I can't wear all the notes. champion legends champion sorry legends champion i can't wear all the noble shoes i got at the games i wore the
lifters for a while until i got tier lifters the only nobles i wear are those mid tops for rope
climbs specific use here you go uh the real kevin stop bashing uh rad it pisses off db i don't
i don't know if it's bashing it's just a different philosophical take on
on what's best for the world on what are correlates for
good goods good behaviors good people passion, things that people can get behind.
So this tater tot dude wins and he ends up receiving a shirt, right?
And it looks like he just got it two hours ago or he made this post two two hours ago let's say he got it yesterday now look at this shit wait till you see the next slide look
at this i don't know if we can zoom in on that it's it's a cheap paragon shirt and it's a ladies
they didn't even they sent him a shirt, so they misgendered the dwarf.
The company – the super woke company misgendered the dwarf.
Now, like, I don't care.
I would wear a woman's shirt all day long, and he probably doesn't care either if it's – but along with the shit that they believe in, the shit that they support, all their rainbow shit, how the fuck did they believe in the shit that they support all their rainbow shit how the fuck did
they do this they sent the crossfit games champion a shirt that's not even a noble shirt
in a ladies and they sent him the wrong size he's a medium in men's by the way
in the comments he talks about that
He's a medium in men's, by the way.
In the comments, he talks about that.
Oh, my God.
The woke company misgendered the dwarf.
It's like a double whammy.
How dare they?
Sorry, Tim.
I know that you're more than just a dwarf.
I know you're the fittest guy and you're a good dude
but it's just funnier if I say dwarf over and over
now listen look at it gets crazier
they sent it to him with a stain
on it
it looks like one of those jerseys I had
when I was like 8 years old playing
rec soccer
how do you recover
how do the people who started noble
or worked at noble ever get a job anywhere
else
it is bizarre
a world
fuck that's horrible
a completely
shat on shirt
wrong size wrong sex A completely Shad on shirt Wrong size
Wrong sex
And uh
Almost a year late
Uh
Formula Games
Uh I asked Dave three times on his
Weekend review about noble and their place
at the games for 2024 after their fiasco at 23 he didn't answer uh i i think i mean they have to be
sensitive to uh sponsors obviously right you have to you want the exit with sponsors to be good so
future sponsors aren't like oh we get smashed when we leave you want that relationship always to be clean oh this is this is cool actually look at becky harsh commented that they will fix it should not
have happened to begin with oh that's really cool oh she did that at all yeah yeah and to tell you
the truth um she that's a really good lady um i know we were having fun with her with the it's just a
thruster, but that's a that's a
beautiful human being
who drank the Kool-Aid
who is a she has a tremendous
story herself from what I hear.
And that's really cool that she commented on that.
Can we like that?
Oh, that's nice. Yeah.
All right. Good. Good. So that's cool the CrossFit Games staff
CrossFit Games high level staff
Is saying we'll fix it
Yeah just send them a
GoRuck shirt right
That says that now
Might as well
What is this?
Dale King.
Actually, everyone's invited to the party June 8th.
Gauntlet, Portsmouth, Ohio.
Team comp in the morning.
Then hang out, ban beers, F words.
Oh, there's a documentary.
Andrew Hiller.
It's just a shirt.
Hey, dude, that would have been awesome if she had posted that.
I'd have given her so much love for that
That would have been genius
You know what that is
It's just a shirt that would have been awesome
If Becky would have done that
Actually everyone is
By the way she's really tall too
I think my head comes to
Like the bottom of her chin
And she's very attractive
Dale King Actually everyone is invited So this party right here I think my head comes to the bottom of her chin. And she's very attractive.
Dale King.
Actually, everyone's invited.
So this party right here,
what's the movie that Dale put out?
Small Town Strong.
Oh, damn, Caleb.
Small Town Strong.
Small Town Strong.
Is it on iTunes?
It's on Prime.
I know that.
Okay, Small Town Strong. Watch it on Prime. I know that. Okay. Small Town Strong.
Watch it on Prime.
Insane story.
Crazy, crazy twist in there that you won't see coming.
And in there, you will see footage from the gauntlet event.
That looks like an amazing event.
Yeah, what a great movie.
What a trippy thing. This town. This you guys go ahead what are you gonna say caleb
i'm just saying it's such a good movie i i loved every minute of it it's great
so in a nutshell this town portsmouth ohio became the epicenter for the opioid crisis so basically
what happened there is uh in i'm not gonna ruin the movie for you i'm just gonna tell you the
premise of it this guy dale king who owns a CrossFit gym, goes away to the military, leaves his town, comes back, and the town's decimated.
And what had happened was is these doctor's offices, these clinics had been set up all over the town and the area.
And they would prescribe anyone, any Tom, Dick, and Harry opioids.
carry opioids.
And the ratio was like seven.
When you took the population of the town and you,
and you figured out how many pills were prescribed to the,
to the people in the town,
it was like seven pills a day per person in the town.
It was something nuts.
And of course, so many people died and the town just completely fell apart.
It turned into a zombie wasteland.
And so Dale at doc Spartan, doc Martin, Doc Spartan, Dale at Doc Spartan opened a gym and then started rehabbing the people through fitness, through beatdowns, CrossFit beatdowns.
And from there, he started working. He opened a couple small businesses. One made kettlebells for the world, and I think in conjunction with Rogue started making kettlebells and then also started making soaps and lotions and products for hygiene.
And he's got these two businesses running that strictly employs these people who were damaged by their drug addiction.
I wonder if he has any sex addicts there.
Sex addicts are a trip.
Recently he had
the, I think the,
what is it called?
Highway Patrol.
And all of his
ex-addicts in the same class together
he ran like a whole class with them with the highway patrol and the addicts yeah and he said
okay how many people have been arrested and everybody who has been arrested rose to raise
their hands he's like how many people have arrested somebody and then all the state troopers raise
their hands and he's like all right i want somebody who's been arrested and somebody who has arrested somebody on a team together oh wow nobody should be like separated
everybody's gonna co-mingle no no no two cops together no two pigs together and no two crackheads
together exactly yeah i love that and then they did like a whole like team building crossfit a
bunch of workouts together it was really cool i thought that was awesome along that line check this out when we had matt schindeldecker on for those you guys
don't remember he runs those um he runs the gym program that him and debbie created which is for
uh juvenile offenders and they come to your gym, but part of the mandatory protocol to be a part of that program is the probation officers have to come there and work out with the kids.
And when he told me that when he was on the show, I was like, no, duh.
No, no fucking duh.
You get the probation officer and the kid working out together and their whole relationship changes.
officer and the kid working out together and their whole relationship changes they have 10 minutes of absolute clarity with each other after that
look into each other's eyes shake their hands mano y mano it's so cool it's it's it's it's
brilliant uh for those of you don't know that program i want to show you something if you go
to oh shit this is gonna fuck you up, Caleb.
Boy, this is really going to test you.
The Ohio State...
Hold on.
Hold on.
This is a huge victory for CrossFit.
I don't know if CrossFit's posted this.
I've heard they haven't, which is a shame.
Give me a second.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Ohio Department of Youth Services.
Wait till you see this.
So this is through – do you remember the name of Matt Schindler-Decker's gym?
CrossFit Crave.
CrossFit Crave. CrossFit Crave.
Matt's going to come on here really soon and talk about it.
This program is really exploding.
But this is from the Ohio Department of Youth Services.
So basically that just means if you're a bad kid, these people have to deal with you.
The announcement, we're thrilled.
We are taking a significant step forward in our commitment to holistic well-being.
Six of our staff members are now certified CrossFit instructors.
This is because of Matt Schindeldecker's gym.
What was the name of it again?
Extreme?
CrossFit Crave, I think.
CrossFit Crave.
Oh, Heidi, you went to his seminar?
Matt's seminar was amazing. Dude, if you're an affiliate, CrossFit crave. Oh, Heidi, you went to his seminar. That seminar was amazing.
Dude, if you're an affiliate CrossFit, I don't know if I was CrossFit, I would post I would
repost this on training games, the black page.
I would post this on all my pages.
What a what a crazy thing that's happening here.
Matt Schindeldecker also got for those
of you who don't know and I'm the details of
this might not be correct but
someone from the governor's office
asked Matt for the emails
of all of the CrossFit gyms in the state
of Ohio because on Labor Day or
Memorial Day or on
9-11 day one of the days I can't remember
he sent out emails to all
the first responders in
the state and asked them to go to a crossfit gym and do mirth or do some workout together
no shit imagine if your governor was doing that for you and you're an affiliate owner
and that's all because of crossfit crave crave crave yeah matt schindeldecker so this program's
exploding so basically what happened is is Matt's opening gyms.
He'll be here to talk about it in the next couple weeks.
He's opening these gyms inside of juvenile correctional centers.
And he's not only employing local CrossFit coaches,
but the actual facilities so that they can have people
who can teach the kids on weekends is getting six people certified
at each of those places.
There's going to be like 27 of those things in no time.
Matt should run for governor.
It's dope. It's crazy.
This is, I mean, this is like at its core what it's all about.
So this is a level one photo and the states,
the state of Ohio is celebrating six of their employees who got their L1.
Man, if I'm an affiliate owner, I'm,
that's the kind of shit like when you say is CrossFit adding value to being an affiliate.
This, this is, this is like, this is like the biggest thing that I've seen.
Stuff like this.
I'm not sure I get it, Seve.
It's the same thing why you should always talk to the base.
All of these people end up making CrossFit a lifetime habit.
And they start populating affiliates all over the country all over the world. It's these people
It's the people who find it in the army the navy the marines anywhere in the military people who find it in
Firefighting police all people who are going to find it through rehab. These are the people who become lifelong crossfitters
It's it's um, it is really talking to the base Yeah, matt what's up dude congratulations, this is awesome, this is amazing
This is what it means to be a crossfitter this is what it means to be a crossfit affiliate
This is what it means to have leadership from uh, hq by amplifying this stuff. This is it
And here's the thing this thing might not get a shitload of likes, but its impact in regards to the people who do engage with it and see its value, this is why I would be an affiliate.
I'd be like, oh, okay. If I'm in Ohio and I see something like this, I'm like, okay, I see why I'm spending $4,500 and $1,000 for the application fee.
This is it right here.
Because I know I'm like, oh, it it's growing here i'm gonna make money here
And i'm gonna have an ample supply of people to help
Maybe someone should tag crossfit training in this this is this is incredible and is there a crossfit affiliates yeah all the all the air
remember that i was on the instagram account yesterday it said crossfit korea i think like
that's being run by crossfit don't they have one of those like crossfit southwest crossfit
california across like they should all the different affiliate pages should be reposting
this is huge huge huge huge
anyway anyway
so nobles left us with the um
noble left us with that that's fun right just to shit on on the uh fittest dwarf in the world
on your way out here fuck you take this girl it's not even our t-shirt
it's when we found a goodwill and we just slapped a label on it i'm going to go to paragon t-shirts
uh paragon clothing oh no this is a sponsor oh yeah paragon apparel yeah it's just it's just
yeah they're just cheap uh10 shirts, just nothing.
You know, they probably used custom ink to make that.
Is that one of those woke printing websites?
Yeah, where you can just get a one-off t-shirt of nothing.
Yeah, there was some company that everyone stopped using because they were supporting some crazy shit.
Vindicate said it was a $6 shirt. Yeah, it looks like a $6 shirt.
Hey, that's an ashtray shirt. Yeah, it did look like someone put their cigar out on it.
I was chatting with Dallin night he's pumped he's pumped
oh that's so that's a week
from today
uh yeah
it is it's coming up holy shit
that's a week from today
I should probably sign up soon
hey look at this uh graphic
here Matt we are in Toledo is there a need
up here for that you're aware of
that's a crazy
what's that called avatar pic or whatever
man for two weeks
every kid around me was sick and I was like
yeah quit being pussies
do tennis do jiu jitsu do skate
just pushing my kids and
karma's
a bitch.
Caught you now? Yeah.
I'm all jacked up.
I'm all.
Did you see what Dallin posted about
Taylor? No, I'd
love to see it though.
This is going to be so good.
He started the shit talk a little bit.
I like it.
No shit down here.
Little charity event.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Really cool to give back to my fans and give them an opportunity to work out
with me.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. goodness yeah that's genius
did you see uh have you seen the thumbnail um from the shut up and scribble show yesterday
i think so it's pretty good yeah i cannot believe how nice fucking Taylor's body is.
He's a fucking animal.
Could take a gander.
For those of you don't know too,
Taylor,
um,
for how nice his body is,
uh,
this guy is clean as shit.
I don't even think this dude,
uh,
I think he,
he was on the show.
I hope I don't miscategorize him,
but he's,
uh,
a reformed drug addict. And he, I don't miscategorize him, but he's a reformed drug addict,
and I don't think that dude even takes Tylenol.
I think that dude is as clean as wood.
Look at those arms.
My God.
Are those even his?
Are those actually his?
Yeah, I guess.
Dude, when he flexes on the show, he looks crazy sometimes.
Damn.
He should be a born primitive athlete. He really needs to be. He should be a born primitive athlete he really needs to be like he should be a model
they should fly him to la he should become the face of born primitive he's perfect for it he's
cantankerous he's outspoken he has crazy strong values he's a hard worker he's generous is all
get out he believes in service you think that's photoshop Sean
I don't think so
I feel like
he just he did like
three by ten bicep curl bench
or something right before and then just
whipped out a photo shoot real quick
yeah
maybe yeah
Taylor may win those workouts but he will be
losing the shit talkingtalking battle.
All of a sudden, he got super nice.
I don't know what's going on with him.
Yesterday, I was watching him shut up and scribble,
and he was being very objective.
He wasn't slinging.
He's not ruining the show, is he?
Do we have to pull him off the show?
Is he being a pussy?
No, I think he was being realistic about what was happening.
Maybe hanging out with that guy Bryson has made him soft.
The guy who wears the giant shirts.
I don't know, maybe.
I think he needs to amp it up a little bit.
I used to wear shirts like that when I'd go to sleep as a little kid.
Those same ones Bryson wears.
The XXXL.
Go down to your ankles.
He got a subscription to the up he Bryson got a
subscription to the Craig Ritchie
clothing line
I don't know if this is racist but this
is definitely walking the fine line of
what's appropriate gingers have no souls
geez Louise
oh yeah what if Bryson sent one of his shirts to uh tim murray holy shit we have to call the
fire department to rescue tim from the shirt it's just brown in it yeah bryson wears his dad's clothes
he was wearing like a virgin Virginia tech dad shirt or something.
When I saw him a couple of weeks ago,
it was kind of funny.
Hey,
uh,
I was,
I,
the crash crucible is coming soon.
And,
um,
I don't know if I'm supposed to say this,
but I heard that Taylor and Jason will be on a team together.
If that's the case, we'll definitely make sending Rios out there
and Branstetter to make a documentary on that.
Mic those two up.
That should be wild.
That'll be fun hearing those guys talk shit.
Did you watch the last training session with J-Hop?
No.
Oh, is that episode?
There's only been two, right?
Yeah, it was the one where they did the CF for CF.
Yeah, it gets really intense just right in the beginning.
Yeah, I love it.
Almost.
Hey, do you think that that could damage their friendship?
Was it getting too intense?
No, I don't think so.
I think that's normal.
That's them just shitting on each other.
That was basically their relationship the entire time that I was there
It was really cool
I think if they put them on a team together it would be even better
Alright
It looks like we're trying to
Reschedule Brookends
That's good
Okay that makes me happy
oh yes 10 a.m does work yes please um
saturday
a couple of the boys are coming over and we're doing a test run for the broken science audio
and cameras we're going to set up like a whole because we're filming Greg's event in March.
Some people were asking if they can come to that.
I think that that's a private event and it's a test run.
The broken science is doing him and Emily are doing this event in Scottsdale in March.
The second week of the open.
But I'm pretty sure it feel free everyone to bug Emily and beg her to go.
But I'm pretty sure it's a no.
This is a – but there will be tons of footage from it.
There will be tons of great content from it if they release it.
And Emily is really good at releasing content.
But I'm pretty sure it's a test run for a future seminar class.
I'm pretty sure it's a test run for a future seminar class i think i'm pretty sure
uh patrick clark you should use the picture of her putting on the
putting on the plate on the barbell for a thumbnail oh oh wow wow patrick
wow yeah that was an incredible photo. Look at you.
Do you know what photo he's referencing? God, that was an insane photo.
It's her bent over, pulling this plate onto a barbell at HQ.
And dude, her glutes and her hamstrings, her legs are like absolutely insane.
You know what? I think they posted that picture and then someone pulled it down because they didn't think it was appropriate i don't remember the exact details
but it was totally it was not uh i thought it was fine and i'm a bit of a prude i thought it was
fine i didn't think it was like i could see why some people might think it's sexual, but I didn't take it that way. I saw it as like, I don't know, more like an anatomy class because she was so lean.
Yeah, that was an incredible picture.
You could pick out every muscle in her body.
Can you Google that? A Brooke and bent over images.
Probably not going to get you the result.
Oh, what's funny is it does bring up something stupid on Reddit.
Probably something.
She's a, what a remarkable human being she is.
Hold on.
Caller, hold on.
I'm having some issues.
Give me one.
Oh, this person just finished working out.
Let's see.
Let's see what's going on here.
Hold on.
Bluetooth.
I can hear how hard this person's breathing.
Oh, this person's at a gym.
I hear clanking and shit.
Are you there?
Caller.
Caller.
You hear me?
Oh yeah.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, just doing, uh, some deadlifts on pillars.
Pillars daily program.
You like Hiller's program?
You like Hiller's program?
I just started this week, so.
Oh, congrats.
Yeah, it's good so far, but I'm not in great shape right now, so it's been tough.
Anyway, I sent you that newsletter last night, and I'm curious if you and Sousa had a chance to look that thing over.
Oh, I have not had a chance to look it over. I sent it over to Sousa.
Here's the thing. Oh, by the way. And thank you so much for doing that.
That is so cool. We need someone to run the newsletter. The,
the thing with, so, and there's,
there's two guys who've been making
clips from it too and i and i want to just run with these things but there's all these crazy
nuances in the politics of how we present forward facing in order to navigate the landscape and so
there's even stuff that we say on the podcast that like um uh caleb and i have been talking
about this like something someone might say something on the podcast that like Caleb and I have been talking about this. Like something – someone might say something on the podcast, but it's still something we shouldn't use as an Instagram clip because as an Instagram clip, it might rub certain people the wrong way that we don't want to rub the wrong way.
It's interesting.
So –
Yeah, but could I just send you them – you and Sousa look them over, and it's either a thumbs up or a change this i should and i publish
yeah we should do that i need to do that i'm just so like i don't need to be the final say in it
right i'm just a weak link in any of those processes because i'm so slow
right but but it has to be done yeah it has to be done yes it can't be done just all they need to do is just read it and then it's yes or change take out whatever we we had hunter on the show the other day and
half the show we talked about about being free you know about what's like being free let's be
free let's be free and then we made an instagram clip of him and he was pissed and um uh and i
think he talked about it on his podcast and it's like yeah everyone wants
to be free until it's time to be free i thought it was a great yeah yeah i thought it was good too
it's not that i care listen that's the thing that's the nuance there it's not that i care
about feelings and not the truth by the way thank you for doing that yeah let's do it all bugs sues
it today and we'll find
some protocol to where i can look at it every day before it goes out you're really gonna do it yeah
yeah i'll do it but it's just a matter of like i said i mean somebody approve it and then i publish
it and then we just have to add those links so people can sign up for it okay and i mean i can
make you guys admin on it as well that's nice so you'll
have access to everything uh look at this uh hiller says uh you need to you're building to
a heavy single is that what you're doing yeah i just finished i ran out of weight so i hit 285
oh i got two boys they're not gonna let they're not gonna let you guys talk so
hey i'll hang up but okay good job on the 285. Nice work.
All right, catch y'all later. Bye. Later, dude.
It's not that I... It's not... I do care about feelings, by the way. I do care about it's still just because someone says something that's
a hot take or cool or or amazing on this podcast doesn't mean that it will help me move the show
forward by taking that clip and putting it on Instagram. Like there has to be some thought like, hey, how does this affect the next – the future?
I'm trying to think of an example.
It's not about getting soft, guys.
It's not like that at all.
The thing is it's all still out there.
Yeah, it's all still out there. And's all still out there and there's no it's
not like there's censorship it's just um okay i'll give you an example i'll give you an example
so uh james fitzgerald came on the show i don't know like two years ago and at the end of the show
the conversation came up what's the difference between cross? It was a great show. And then the last 10 minutes, it came up.
What's the difference between CrossFit and OPEX?
OPEX.
Thank you.
And the show got squirrely.
It got really squirrely.
And that was taken and put on Instagram.
And it just led to a shitstorm that didn't help.
It didn't help anything.
No, I'm not being PC.
God damn it.
I'm not talking to you guys anymore.
Taking my toys and leaving we need I mean we would appreciate
people to come back on the show you don't want to
um
there's just a
um
there's just there's certain there's certain
hey it's it's like fucking
your wife.
You don't fuck her in the main plaza at Disneyland.
You fuck her in your bedroom.
There's a place for it.
And if you fuck her in the plaza at Disneyland, you're going to jail.
Well, maybe not anymore, but a few years ago you would have.
Damn, that was good.
I just schooled you fuckers you get it
i'm still trying to find that broken picture i do like this good cop bad cop good seve bad seve
i don't know what that means but i like it
i don't yeah and i don't uh it's uh and that's true too it um someone said something and that's true too. Someone said something, and that's why Seve doesn't have access to the podcast IG.
Rambler, I hate sex in the car. Not enough space. Thrust space.
You know, there was an Instagram clip going around where a girl talked about how to hate sex in the car not enough space uh thrust space you know there was an
instagram clip going around where a girl talked about how to do it in a car it was it was it was
did you see that one yeah it was it was an amazing post it's more for like average size people
not not over six foot yeah you need a tutorial for like two six foot people and then i'll think
about it but maybe if i drove like
an escalade i could do it but you you weren't impressed by that one nah we need i need a i
need a diverse explanation uh daniel garrity i've been wanting a more nuanced savvy i now retract
that nuanced savvy is too confusing okay yeah nuance savvy is too confusing where's my uh drafts
where's my drafts life calling show i saw a couple funny comedian things i think that are down here
um oh could you go to the bottom and we'll let's just let's just uh i think those bottom three are comedians.
Comedians have just been given it to the libtards.
Are you trying to appease Jeremy with this one?
Oh, this one's great.
This is just bizarre.
This isn't even comedy. This is bizarre.
I think most of you have probably seen this, but this is just
yeah, this is crazy.
To preface, Jeremy sent this to me.
Oh, he did? 20 people sent this to me. There you go. All right.
Here we go. Hello, I'm Admiral Rachel Levine. This Black History Month. Hold on real quick.
Keep the virtue signaling background. They really care. Continue. I'm pleased to partner with OMH in advancing better health through better understanding for Black communities.
Oh, nice. Right up my alley. We're going to talk about heart disease, obesity, diabetes. What you got?
Climate change is having a disproportionate effect on the physical and mental health of Black communities.
Hey, y'all. The weather race is now.
black communities. Hey y'all, the weather race is now. And 65% of black Americans report feeling anxious about climate change's impact. See, before I used to be more anxious about getting robbed,
shot, or dying of heart disease. But thanks to Rachel Levine, I know climate change is a real
enemy for black people. Thanks, Rachel Levine. We appreciate that. Black Americans are more likely
than white Americans to live in areas and housing that increase their susceptibility to climate related health issues.
It's just me.
Do statements like that not piss y'all off?
Like black people are somehow less than white people or any other race for that matter.
We are not less than.
You are not less than if you're listening to this.
You are capable of more than they give you credit for.
But this is how they see you. Take note.
So it seems climate change is the latest racist thing.
They really cared about your health. They'd be taking some of that poison off the shelves.
Take action.
Here we go.
Admiral Rachel Levine is an American pediatrician.
That's a kid's doctor.
Talking about climate change
and how it affects black people.
It is.
This is on.
So isn't that enough not to vote Democrat?
That's what you get.
That's what you're getting.
Someone who thinks black people is dumb or is dumb. You think black people is dumb. They think black people are dumb.
They want to manipulate the they want to manipulate the fucking woke or ROTC.
All the whiteys out there who so that they feel bad for whatever they're doing that's causing climate change.
That's climate change.
What a fucking joke.
Does she use the word climate change?
Yeah, at the very beginning.
Does she say global warming?
God, she's a fucking moron.
What does that even mean?
Climate change.
Yeah, the climate's always changing.
It was raining here two days ago.
It was sunny yesterday what a mess rachel levine is an american pediatrician who served as the united
states assistant secretary for health since 2021 i don't know if you guys remember
uh oh we're down on twitch wow that's that sucks
our two viewers on twitch can't watch now i just saw our stream go down on twitch
she was the uh before she was the
before she was an admiral um
what did she do she was the general. Oh, she was the secretary of health of Pennsylvania during COVID.
I don't know if you guys remember that.
And she had a 93 year old mom in a nursing home.
And right as COVID hit,
she pulled her mom out of the nursing home.
And her mom survived COVID and people like a dozen people in that nursing
home died.
It's nuts.
I heard her try to address it or him.
I shouldn't him it the day.
Sorry, I don't want a dude who's parading around as a woman
Holding my son's balls
And asking him to cough
Can you imagine
Taking your son to that thing
Or your daughter
What are you doing to your kid
That's a pediatrician That's a pediatrician?
Imagine being preoccupied with wanting to be just something you're completely not.
They got their bachelor's at Harvard. Did you know that?
No. I wonder what its name was then.
What a mess this current cabinet is. How about the Sam Brighton dude?
The guy who's in charge of our nuclear waste.
It's nuclear waste.
Hey, you know what's funny, too, is this is the picture.
This is the picture Wiki uses of this dude.
If you guys don't remember who this Sam Brighton is, this guy worked for Biden, and he was in charge of spent nuclear fuel.
He's an American nuclear engineer and a gay
activist they served as the deputy
assistant secretary of spent fuel and
waste disposition in the office of
nuclear energy he's no longer employed
there it or whatever it is because he
was caught stealing luggage at an
airport repeatedly.
That's the picture they use.
What do you think this guy's daily life is now?
Like what do you think he does?
His Instagram account was crazy by the way.
It was wild. in november 2014 sam identified as a survivor of conversion therapy
he testified before the united nations convention against torture
regarding such experiences i'd love to hear that so it sounds like this was a dude who was gay and like maybe his parents or someone
tried to convert him to straight and then that forever broke him and then he was promoted to
take care of our nuclear waste uh his personal life brighton is bisexual and uses singular they pronouns.
Oh, he's engaged to this dude, Kevin Ryack.
I wonder who that is.
Who's that?
Let's see who this guy is.
Well, there's too many, too many.
Too many Kevin Ryax.
Oh shit.
You're not going to believe this picture.
Oh, look at, oh damn. It's too small here.
I'll see.
It's a Sam Brighton and Rachel Levine together.
Holy shit, dude.
Welcome to the U S government.
That Levineant that is wild
so that's two he's that turn to she's
but they're not but not really i mean they want to
oh god i can't i got it what's gonna happen
In November
Gonna have a lot of write-in ballots for rich I think
Froning
2024
I'd vote for froning
Froning to Chico 2024
Hey listen If you're if you're if you're black and you vote for biden you're not black
you ain't black you're here first
they hate you
they hate you they prey on you like vampires but don't get all high on yourself black people they prey on
everyone uh blue hair how about blue hair this is good god this one is so good
do you have any friends with septum rings caleb i need one i don't think so i need one i don't have very many friends though so
yeah you don't no i don't think you talk on the phone during the day to friends
no i don't talk to anybody you don't get in your car and like you have like three or four dudes you
call nope pretty pretty isolated try to
be try to keep it that way oh you do
you're you're yeah oh wow save it all
for your wife yeah I just like hanging
out with her all the time that nose
needs five septum rings not one all
right settle down you settle down on the
back you kicked out of here quick you
settle down get a fake one savvy okay here we go you're not supposed to talk about him you're one of these
fucking stupid towns you are you're a stupid fucking. You're one of these towns who pretends to care
but doesn't do fuck all about it.
You don't.
The words are what you care about.
What's that?
Washington?
I don't understand the statement, but
I could have.
I could have been washing some dogs.
She's making good...
She's making a good point.
I was selfishly watching football when I could have been washing some fucking dogs she's right but I didn't pretend
to fucking care did I in fact I've been somewhat insensitive about the subject.
I don't care at all.
I don't pretend or masquerade like I do care.
Have you noticed I don't have blue hair?
What's that?
I mean a lot of people that yell at me from the audience about political opinions have fucking blue hair.
That's what I mean.
It's like a profiling thing, you know?
You know the way we lump all straight white guys together?
I'm doing that to you about hair dye.
Pretty good point.
Is this guy famous, this Jeff Dye guy?
His delivery is amazing. I don't know. This is the first time i've seen him that's pretty pretty great asymmetric uh ears seve you probably don't
want to go there since there are plenty of photos you with your butt listen
when i was in college there were two there were two kinds of uh hippies
there were those of us who just
we had patches on our clothes because we had holes in our clothes and it was the only clothes
that we had and there were those of us who went barefoot because we just didn't give a
fuck about where our shoes were and um we just naturally started looking like hippies because of our hygiene our half hygiene god damn it
long story short i didn't my hair bun is just from not growing my hair i didn't go to the
store and ask someone to punch a hole in my nose there's a difference between having poor hygiene
and just not taking care of your shit and letting your hair grow long and shit like that
as opposed to punching a hole in your nose or dying your hair blue wasn't trying to do anything I just didn't
get a haircut color high
big difference
that Jeff
has got a bunch of fantastic
clips you would like including one talking
about guys and girls are different
he said that's my thing about a chick
is that she's not a dude
yeah straight up
his delivery is amazing yeah um going i talked to
tim murray this morning on instagram chat and i told him if he does not train in that shirt
going to be missing a hell of an opportunity oh good point yeah he should cut the he should cut
the sleeves off it too crop top not crop top not crop top don't listen to caleb yes crop top no no no not just cut the
sleeves off so i wanted to ask you what do you so somebody said that maybe it was uh or you want
to make sure it came from noble and say he's pretty sure it did, saw it in the packaging and whatnot.
And then Becky Horst had replied and said,
I'm so sorry, we're going to get that taken care of on his post.
So what do you think is worse, if it came from Noble or if it came from HQ?
I'm resetting my phone because you were popping.
My phone sucks.
Can you still hear me? Can you still hear me?
Can you still hear me?
Hello?
Hey.
Hey.
It's way worse if it came from Noble. If it came from HQ, like, fine.
You know what I mean?
Like, that means Noble.
Listen, if it came from HQ, it's because Noble didn't, is dead, right?
They just can't fulfill their obligations.
They're not paying people.
Just whatever the fuck all these rumors you're hearing that they're doing.
And some fucking intern at HQ just did it, right?
If it came from Noble, it's fucking crazy.
Here's the thing.
That's going back to what I was saying before.
They're not a professional clothing organization.
They're a brand that was like, huh, what could we sell?
I'm telling you, though, it's only a matter of time before that happens to Rad, too.
Like, they don't care about their fucking products.
They admit it in their premise that we were a brand first.
They weren't like, oh, my God, I'm going to make – like that dude, Paul Litchfield, he's fucking into shoes, man.
Bro, that was a fantastic show.
That dude is amazing.
Noble doesn't give a fuck about anything except likes and hearts.
They're as dumb as our fucking athletes in the CrossFit space who fucking just chase likes and hearts.
It's like, what the fuck are you doing?
By the way, just a few of you.
It's like, what the fuck are you doing?
By the way, just a few of you. I want to be clear.
The majority of them are amazing.
But they get caught up in this likes, and they stop focusing on excellence and what their original goals are, and they turn into just piles of shit.
And we all see it.
And yeah, that's the end product.
I really hope it was noble because it makes it a funnier story.
But if it's HQ, like I get it, small team.
You know what I mean?
I'm really impressed that Heather said something or Becky said something.
I really am.
Yeah, she did.
really am yeah she did um it's there are some those people there are some people there who are really really into excellence but i but i think a lot of that ship there is just paralyzed and
can't do anything i'm actually if it was crossfit i'm even surprised they got anything out to tell
you the truth i think that team is i think in general most of the team is paralyzed we've talked about this before but in a nutshell every time you
change leadership everyone freezes because they start fighting for their jobs and they haven't
recovered from that since 2018 that started with greg and and okay but it's fucking february
well the fact that it took a year for him to get the shirt yeah that's another thing yeah
fucking the whole thing is amazing.
It's amazing.
I'm glad it happened, though, because it's funny.
It's fun.
I'm glad it happened. It is.
No, absolutely.
I told Travis his standards are entirely too fucking high.
These people sent him a shirt that is a woman's shirt.
It's the right size, he said.
It was greasy, and it's not even a fucking noble shirt.
I was like, Travis, your standards are way too fucking high, dude.
Lord Wang, let me—hold on one second, sorry.
Lord Wang, let me be clear.
Rad doesn't care about shoes?
What the fuck?
Maybe they care about shoes, but somewhere I read on their Instagram or on their website
that they were a brand first before they had shoes.
I don't even know what that means.
What do you mean you were a brand first?
You were a brand first you were a brand first
like what what excellence were you chasing maybe maybe they maybe maybe the shoes are great maybe
i'm completely wrong you know like i said caleb souza tons of people fucking love them daniel
brandon's um willing to give up her her the best platform that she can be on in order to defend them great good
honor uh uh look at lord wang daniel brandon horvath dude these people are these people are
paid yep they don't care about the quality of the shoe they compete in no of course they don't
they just get another pair yeah i hear you i want to meet you halfway lord wang like uh
but um but they know they don't give a fuck, dude.
If Nike came along, they would wear anything on their foot if you paid them the right amount.
That's a fact.
Okay, I'm going to – it's three-year-old shit.
It's like selling lemonade shit, like I was saying, so you can make money to fucking buy something you don't give a fuck about the lemons you just pick the ones from
your yard your parents pay for the cups and the sugar and you go outside and all you care about
is collecting that quarter for the cup that's basically their foundation maybe they're great
people maybe it'll work maybe all of a sudden they'll be more passionate about shoes than
anything that they've ever done but i'm just telling you from what I've read about them, you don't start with a brand.
I had this friend one time.
It's like, I'm going to start a nonprofit.
And I go, oh, what for?
They're like, I haven't decided yet.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Well, Bear Hanlon, perfect example.
You know why his shoes are universally loved right now?
Because he gives a fuck about them.
Because they're shaped like the Nano 2.
100%.
Dude, I love my savage ones
absolutely fucking love them yeah i'm gonna buy another pair here shortly what did you wear before
you wore those nanos yeah exactly yep nanos and wore metcons for a very short amount of time but
as soon as they started going completely off the rails with their styling and the fact that they
are too narrow for my fucking six year old to wear
And then I quit wearing fucking
Hey if I really had to split hairs
And I'm not an athlete so
Everyone take this with a grain of salt
I'm a fucking marshmallow
But
If you didn't like the nano twos because they were too loose
In the toe box I could understand
Like if you did some sort of sport where there was a shit load
Of lateral movement
But at that point The savage one is significantly uh tighter in that sense still
lots of room in the toe box but like i like i yesterday i played tennis in the nano or in the
savage one for 90 minutes straight hard tennis like just going nuts. And, uh, and it was great.
It was great.
But I could see how maybe the nano two, you wouldn't like your foot moving around in it.
Yeah, no, the, I would agree.
The sandwich wants to feel a little more locked down.
Yeah.
Locked down.
I don't know what the word is.
Cause my toes don't feel tight, but, uh, but I'm, the shoe is really, it's, it's, uh,
I'm in there.
And the way that tongue curves and stays in place where it
doesn't stay in place in the nano 2 is incredible yeah i wore my nano 2s the other day to coach in
and just walking around the gym coaching the tongue was all over the place 100 yeah
it gives you something to do to bend over every few minutes and like hold this tongue straight. Plus Bear is a fucking great American
and he has really said
some
don't tread on me versions and
Betsy Ross flag versions
and he specifically said that those are
fuck you to Nike.
Not selling the Air Force 1s.
Love that dude.
Alright, I gotta go pee. Alright, thank you. Great exit. I gotta go pee
alright thank you
great exit I gotta go pee that should be the only reason
you ever have to go alright
yeah that tongue
yeah there's plenty of space for everyone
I'm
no one say why are you being mean to rad I'm not
I'm just telling you
the design the 80s looking design, totally opinion, not fact. They have the wildest, they have the best athlete you could have on their roster to promote them. How about that?
But I'm just stating the fact that I don't believe that's a winning – I don't believe that's a winning philosophy for a company to start with the brand and then figure out what you're going to sell.
Does that mean that the shoes aren't good for some people?
No.
I'm not even – I've never – I don't – have I ever bashed them, bashed them?
What have I said about them?
I've said the guy – I've heard nothing but nice things about the guy who runs it.
Yeah.
It's like,
did you watch the Mal O'Brien video yesterday?
Which one?
The one with be friendly fitness.
Oh yeah.
I watched a little bit of it.
Did you make it through the whole thing yeah i did um uh the only reason you think you want a tight shoebox for lateral
movement is because your toes have atrophied and lost their stability to spread and grip the ground
no no that's not true no uh
yeah no
i i want to agree with something that you're saying in there but that's not that's not the
what leon how would you how about about this? Like rock climbing shoes.
I don't know if you've ever worn those.
I've only worn them twice, but they're so fucking tight.
They're like unbelievably tight.
Same with roller skating, right?
Because those need to be, and probably ice skating too, I'm guessing.
There cannot be any wiggle room in there or else you'll fuck your knees up.
The shoe has to be basically part of your foot, like completely a hundred percent.
You can't have any, you want it. It's like deadlifting barefoot versus deadlifting with
shoes, right? You want that transfer of energy to be immediate. Or you've ever been like my
assault bike is starting to get a little like space in there. When I first push it, it like
clicks. You don't want that. If you want super high transfer of energy. Right. And you, and you
need that responsiveness. So you don't hurt your knees like i get what you're saying but not in this response uh they make shoes to wedge in
the cracks but the shoe has to be responsive there can't be any like even like a millimeter
micron of delay that when you turn your foot the shoe doesn't come with it when you use a hammer
you don't want a hammer to be wiggling around when you're trying to get your nails in yeah the
wiggling end whereas in the nanos if you're trying to get your nails in. Yeah, the wiggling end.
Whereas in the nanos, if you're just doing weightlifting and walking and straight running or running on a track, it's cool.
It's great.
Yeah, exactly.
When I wrestled, I wore shoes that were a size too small.
I had no wiggle room.
Yeah, you need immediate transfer of energy and immediate responsiveness from your
gear i can't believe i was able to explain that good job with the hammer thank you
philip kelly likes wobbly hammers too drake had a wobbly hammer
oh shit man that thing was a rubber i can't believe that thing exists a rubber rocket
this a rubber rocket um
um
like a
butthole we don't
I mean you just want a tight
seal on a butthole
but you do want it let's say let's say you
let's say this is you do want it to do this
because like you sit down on it and you turn
but you just want it to be a tight seal I think it's different
yawn
but I but I hear you I appreciate you trying
To get in on the metaphors
Similes
I thought she was I thought I
Thought Mal was absolutely
Perfect on there
Yeah I think she She went in there with an idea of what she wanted to do,
and she did not let anything else dictate what she was going to say
or how she was going to use that platform.
Well, I didn't think Brian or Patrick were trying to fuck with her, though, either.
No, I don't think so either.
They didn't do any gotcha shit on her.
Not even close.
No, but they weren't like guiding her through the interview.
She had things that she seemingly wanted to say, and she said them without them asking or without them trying to discuss it with them at all.
I think there were portions where they could have pried a lot more.
I wish that they would have, but they didn't.
Right.
where they could have pried a lot more.
I wish that they would have, but they didn't.
At one point,
she said she had some really amazing workout days, and then someday she had some complete
nightmares. I was like, oh, I wonder what those nightmares
are. I'd like to hear the nightmares.
Yeah. And the good
ones. But yeah, I definitely
would like, hopefully she does more.
Hopefully she does more interviews.
I want to know what was so bad that she doesn't remember an entire year of her
life.
I feel like I know a lot of people like that.
Really?
Yeah.
How does that happen?
Are you just fucking coked out for a year or what?
Uh,
you,
you block it out.
Why?
I don't understand.
Like that.
That's what's crazy to me.
She seemed 10,000.
Maybe because it's so bad.
She seemed 10,000 times as mature as I was at her age.
Yeah, totally.
What's interesting, though, Jake, is she seemed 10,000 times mature, but also 10,000 times as inexperienced.
How about that for a paradox?
times as inexperienced how about that for a paradox i mean she i think she was openly admitting that um being um that that she had no experience that like that the one thing that was weird
was when she said i would go out with my friends and weird but in a good way it was a very
descriptive uh she said i would go out with my friends and be like, okay, what do kids my age do?
Let's do it.
When she was done training.
And it's like, oh shit, wow.
I think a lot of the things could be imagined as, I guess, her fault in a way.
It sounded like she hid a lot of things
from the people around her.
She would go work out without telling somebody.
Or she would tell, she's like,
oh, I'm going to go back to training tomorrow
and not tell until the night before that.
I don't know. But school. But I wouldn't I wouldn't have told anyone either.
Really? I mean, I don't know what it's like to be at her level and have all the support that she had.
But no, like I mean. I would. She's.
She's just doing what she wants to do. And here's what I, how I took it.
She wanted to do what she wanted to do.
And there was a lot of people around her that she wanted to also fulfill their
expectations, which isn't a bad thing. Like it's good to,
it's good to have people, but the,
but there has to be some sort of balance to it. What do you think?
You think that like after a competition,
she shouldn't like,
maybe she knew that she,
cause she knew she was doing something.
Maybe her coach didn't want her to do.
Call her.
Hi.
What's up Savon?
Pat,
it's 12 daily doses.
How are you buddy?
I'm amazing.
I was amazing.
So you called.
Why?
What's wrong?
You don't want to talk to me?
I mean,
you call me out every day as a disgusting person. I just want know why uh i think you know very clearly why you tell me why you think i think you're a
disgusting person well because i call you out for being a hypocrite all the time and you don't like
it i mean that seems to be the only reason why i mean you want to talk let's let's add some context
to the screenshot thing when when i first came to your podcast, I didn't know anything about you.
I just knew you made great shit on TV or on videos.
And that's why I started doing CrossFit was because Montana videos, they're fucking great.
And then I watched the 2017 Decade of Fitness, one of my favorite movies ever.
Anyway, I go to your pod.
I didn't know it was
political cool with that i'm totally fine with that but if you're going to be super political
with all your opinions and you think everybody's mentally ill that doesn't think like and somebody
comes at you about it that doesn't make that person disgusting it just gives them a different
opinion on things listen okay let me give it okay, let me give you an exact example.
I'll say something along the lines of, hey, look at this.
They have gay reading hour at the – they have tranny reading hour at the library.
And you immediately will be like – say things like you're – you'll start name-calling me. I don't know what name is,, you'll start name-calling me.
I don't know what name is, but you'll start name-calling me.
What do you mean name-calling me?
You know what I'll say is.
You'll start calling me homophobic.
Go ahead.
No, you are homophobic.
Now, let's get back to the screenshots where the reason we were having—
No, no, no.
Let's talk about this for a second.
Let's talk about this.
So there you go.
You name-called me again.
You called me homophobic because I don't like training. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, You're being a douchebag. There you go again. There you go again. There you go again.
That's why I don't like you. Hold on.
Hold on.
Okay, go ahead.
Then you said, can I use our course online?
And I said, sure.
And when I went back and looked, you deleted all that garbage about saying that people were choosing to be gay.
So I said, if we're going to have these conversations and then you're going to delete shit, I'm going to back it up because I'm not going to let you destroy me, and then you didn't say what you said because that is fucking bullshit.
I don't care if you're a homophobe.
I don't care if you hate tranny people, but don't call them mentally ill because you don't agree with what they are.
That's what you do.
No, no.
No, you're wrong on so many notions.
You're wrong on so many notions. You're wrong on so many notions.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Like, how about the noble thing that you were talking about this morning?
You don't like them because you think they harm children.
That's your opinion.
They support the harm of children because you think all these 13-year-olds are getting
mutilated when the statistics show that, like like 1% of sex changes are going to kids
under 17. However, fine. That's your opinion. I'm okay with it. However, but you're okay with,
you're okay with the sex changes. You're okay with 13 year old kids getting sex changes.
I'm not okay with any, any kid getting a sex change or hormone therapy under the age of 18.
I've said that in the comments a million times. You tend to ignore that.
But you call me a homophobe for being against it.
And I think, what does that homophobe have to do with being, getting a sex change?
Yeah, you tell me.
We're talking about gay people.
And by the way, I never deleted your-
And I didn't call you a homophobe for that.
And I never deleted your messages also.
I don't even know how to delete your messages.
And by the way, and I asked you before I was going to post anything
I don't remember if I ever did post anything
And if I did post it, did I crop your name out?
You never posted anything
But I just went back
Before I called
To look at our correspondence
And you fucking deleted your Instagram account
And started a new one
So all of our stuff is gone anyway
You think he deleted his Instagram account?
That's why you're a fucking psycho, dude you think i deleted my fucking instagram account do you not have a brand new
instagram account in the last year in the last like five months yeah three of them dude three
of them okay well sorry bud because the one that i used all of our messages are gone yeah they're
gone they're gone for me too dude they're gone for me, too, dude. They're gone for me, too.
You think he deleted his Instagram account because you were having DMs with him?
We're talking about three years ago.
It's all about him, dude.
That's the thing.
It's all about him.
Sevan.
Sevan.
Yes.
Sevan, buddy.
Listen.
Last week you had Greg on.
You said something to Greg about, hey, Greg, I Googled Fannie Willis and nothing came up.
The mainstream media is totally hiding everything.
That fucking second I Googled it and there were like 50 articles about Fannie Willis and the bullshit stuff, the relationship she had with that guy.
Why are you fucking lying to your listeners? You're just doing it because you have a political agenda you're no different than the
people you harp on 24 7 you're you have a political side and you're going to misinform your viewers
for that agenda which is what you did you did the same thing when you posted the Pentagon 4,000% increase in 2022 in medical incidents when 96% of them were simple COVID positive cases.
And you never said anything about that.
You know, I was kicked off of Instagram, just to be clear.
You know that, right?
Okay, all right.
So good.
You called me a liar there.
I'm not calling you a liar, dude.
You just said that. This is what I do. Okay, all right. So good. You called me a liar there. I'm not calling you a liar, dude. What I'm calling you is –
You just said that.
This is what I do.
What I'm saying is –
I mean, I'm not here to annoy you.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
You jump to conclusions on everything.
I really don't.
And you change the subject.
If I say something like, hey, they shouldn't be allowing fucking trannies to do a book reading hour, you'll be like, well, what about – you immediately pivot to, well, what about the church?
And then I'll say something like, well, the church isn't trying to normalize it, and you just fucking – you cannot stay focused on hand.
I can stay focused because I don't give a fuck about trannies reading your kid.
You're like my kids who say, how come he got a Lego and I didn't?
How come his Lego is more – No, no. This is what you do dude it's all right you're right you're right dude
so so you get so upset about a tranny reading to a kid i don't get so upset then when i talk about
no i could care less i couldn't care less i don't fucking care it's not hurting the kid in any way
go to the fucking beach i just went to the dominican for a week got back yesterday it's nothing but fucking thongs down there bro that's way worse
than some guy reading to a kid do i think it's a little weird yeah but it's not harming the kid
you know what is harming a kid going to fucking be an altar boy and getting raped for 50 years
and watching rich froning put prey on his t-shirts and everybody's supporting that religion
that's cool though right can i ask you a question did you go to church did you go to church as a
kid i did i was i was i was christened i i did uh i got confirmed and then when i was about 18 years
16 years old i i thought to myself is there really a fucking dude up in the sky who listens to our
thoughts every fucking day no there's just not People need a faith to fucking explain why we're here. That's fine.
I don't care if anybody, I don't care if you're religious. I don't care if people need God to get
through their lives. I am a hundred percent on board with that, but don't get mad at Noble
because they're supporting organizations that are trying to help 15 or 13 year old kids
who have no clue what they are. And their parents are saying, Hey, suck it up, kid. You're not going
to talk to anybody. And then those kids commit suicide. Now that is what they're trying to do.
They're trying to help these kids get, talk to doctors to understand what they are. You think
it's a mental illness. There's been fucking trannies around, trans people around for thousands of years, dude. You know what? They kept their mouth shut until
now because now it's accepted. Over the years, they used to put a fucking gun in their mouth
and shoot. Same with gay people. The suicide rates were exponential for years with those people.
Now they're finally accepted. You call it a mental illness. Do you think gay people are mentally ill? I don't know. But anyway, I'm not I'm not here to bug you, dude. And I agree with probably 75 percent of shit you say. I hate Biden. I think he's a fucking asshole. I was wrong to vote for him. I understand why Greg is going to vote for Trump. I unfortunately can't vote for a narcissistic moron. So I will vote for the third party candidate. I definitely won't vote for Biden. He's been a disaster. I can admit that,
but I can't vote for Trump. I won't. But like I said, I do agree with most of the shit you say.
And most of the stuff I post in the comments, isn't that negative dude. It might be a different
opinion, but it's not me just coming here to say, Oh, I'm going to fuck with seven.
be a different opinion, but it's not me just coming here to say, oh, I'm going to fuck with seven. I'm not doing that. That's not what I do. I actually like you, dude. All right. Thank you.
So I do. I like you. I love the show. And by the way, I don't, I mean, I work, so I barely
get a chance to listen. Sometimes I'll be able to listen for like four days in a row and then
you're not going to see me for a month.
But, you know, I used to donate to your show all the time because I have a good job and
make a boatload of cash.
I know.
You were my greatest donor.
I miss those days.
And you know what?
Dude, I still like you.
I call you Sebs.
Listen, listen.
How about this?
Yesterday.
But don't call me disgusting, bro.
Yes, yesterday.
Oh, hey, you've called me some pretty bad names in the comments, don't you think?
All right, maybe I have.
And if I did, I'm sorry.
Worse than disgusting.
I don't know.
I mean, like yesterday, like what were we arguing?
Like yesterday, I don't even remember, to be honest with you.
I can't remember.
But I know you were calling me disgusting at the end of the show.
I was sitting at the airport listening Hey, the fact that someone would tell me that they're taking screenshots of my shit or accusing me of erasing shit or just like –
you didn't even ask or like now you're accusing me of that stuff.
I just don't have – that shit really rubs me the wrong way.
I got it too, but I just explained to you why, because I, because I wouldn't do that to someone.
And so the fact that you would do it,
you would do it.
If someone said,
Hey,
I want to share our correspondence.
And then you looked at the correspondence and some of the stuff that guy
said wasn't there anymore.
You then need to protect yourself.
So I don't give a,
listen,
what I say,
everything I say on my Ds is no different than I say
in the comments.
I'm not trying to hide shit.
I don't care what you say about me.
I could give a fuck.
But what I don't want to be is misrepresented.
And that's what I thought you were doing.
You're saying you weren't unsending messages.
I'm sorry, dude.
They weren't there.
You can call me a liar.
I'm not here to fucking lie.
I don't fucking care what people think about me.
I say what I say and I believe it.
All right.
The only reason I said, listen, dude, I'm screenshotting your shit is because I thought
you were deleting it and then you were going to out me on some bullshit that wasn't true.
So that's why I said that.
Fair enough.
Okay.
That's it.
That's all I'm saying.
So I do like the show.
I love the show.
I'm going to continue to listen to you.
I'm going to continue to comment when I disagree with you.
If I called your names before, I apologize.
I won't do that anymore.
But I'm not disgusting.
I'm not a douchebag.
I'm actually a good dude.
I love your shit.
I've always supported it.
I'll keep donating to the show.
Just don't black bomb.
I respectfully.
What you have.
I don't know what black bomb is.
But I respectfully. I respectfully, I don't know what black bomb is, but I respectfully,
I respectfully disagree with you that,
that it doesn't scream that something is wrong with society,
that every single library in the fucking country wants to have men who have an
unquenchable desire to dress as women and read to kids.
I think that there is a huge red flag there the fact that they
don't have other people reading to kids and they've chosen just this one fucking mental illness yeah i
do call it a mental illness uh and if you don't think it is okay um hey hey dude i think that not
not accepting yourself and expressing it outwardly is a Manifestation of mental illness
Okay that's your that's your opinion
I mean
I'm just I'm just I'm just I'm just
Helping I'm just helping define it I got you know what I mean
Like the blue hair the
Even the mohawks all that stuff to degrees
The tattoos all I got is a sign
Okay so I got
It maybe maybe
That's offensive to some people i don't think it is
the whole journey here is all of us working through those things
yeah no no i'm just like i wonder like and like if you don't want those people around i don't want
those people around my kids i don't want those i get it i get it yeah because my because people
may personally i don't care people mirror other people's behaviors. And I don't want like...
Only if their parents aren't doing their jobs, dude.
My kids see that shit and they laugh their asses off.
All right?
They go to like...
I hear all these people constantly saying like,
oh my God, what they're teaching in the public schools.
Okay, I agree with you there.
Hey, brother, I agree with you there.
Only if the parents aren't doing their jobs.
How many parents aren't doing their jobs?
Would you say...
Fucking billions.
Yeah, so... we agree there.
Okay.
So then bear with me here.
So then why allow that into,
if as a society,
we're going to decide.
So for instance,
I like going to the,
I like going to the theater and I loved,
and I,
and I,
and I've gone to tons of plays in the city where men play women,
big black men play women.
I love them. I go, I've gone with my wife. I've gone with my mom i fucking love it it's great they sing great the dancing the stories i love
that shit going to san francisco seeing this shit but why why bring that to our kids since so many
kids don't have parents in their life who can help guide them correctly like like your kids and my
kids have so gotcha gotcha so why
can't we just here's what i'm telling why can't we just have and just do theater in san francisco
why do they have to come to the public library kids in the kids book this section i got it but
i'm just going to tell you this right now there's not a kid in the world who's going to go to one
of those things and become a trainee because they saw that because that's not how it fucking works. You are what
you're born. You're either gay, you're trans. Nobody is going to say, oh, hey, you know what?
I'm going to walk around with fucking caps because I saw that. That's not how it fucking works in
this world. However, I do see your point and I don't think it's necessary. I don't think it's
necessary for, I mean, some people probably think it's not necessary to put their kid on a beach where some chick walks by in a thong and sees her ass
is it necessary probably not but it is what it is it's not gonna fuck the kid up but you do not you
do have some line right of course like like you wouldn't you don't want to be on the bus with
your kid and someone smoking fentanyl and being like well my kids know better not to do that like
you have some i I fucking beat this.
I fucking probably beat the shit out of them right there.
Right.
Right there.
Okay.
So you do have some,
we,
we,
we agree like these people that are walking.
If I ever walked into a Apple store and I saw those people walking with
masks,
I would fucking bundle as many of them as I could right then and there.
I fucking hate people who steal.
I'm so with you on that. I'm so with you on so much of this shit I could right then and there. I fucking hate people who steal. I'm so
with you on that. I'm so with you on so much of this shit you don't even know. And that's why I
listen. If I just hated fucking Sevan, I would never fucking listen to the show. I enjoy most
of the stuff you say. We are on different political paths for a lot of this stuff. Like, as far as I'm
concerned, if my kid came to me and said, dad, I'm gay, I'd be like, whatever. If they came to me and said, hey, I'm feeling a little different.
I don't really feel like I'm a boy or I don't really feel like I'm a girl.
I would send them to get help.
What I would not do is say, suck it the fuck up.
You're fucking fine.
So that that kid can then struggle and then potentially kill himself or go down a really
bad road with drugs or alcohol.
That's where we're a little different.
And I'm okay with the gender affirming therapy. potentially kill himself or go down a really bad road with drugs or alcohol. That's where we're a little different.
And I'm okay with the gender affirming therapy.
I'm not okay with hormones until they're adults. I think that any fucking person that wants to play sports for the other side can go fuck themselves.
That is completely wrong.
If you're a boy and become a girl, you're playing boy sports.
That's the way it is.
Deal with it.
Too fucking bad
or come up with a trans league i mean that that we agree on all that shit and yes i don't think
that we need trannies reading to them that is liberals fucking kowtowing to a group of people
that feel like they've been ostracized for a long time which maybe they have but too fucking bad
suck it the fuck up that's the way I look at it Alright brother
I gotta go back to work, my boss is gonna kill me
Thank you, thank you for bringing
Thank you, thank you for bringing the energy
I respect it
Alright buddy, I'll talk to you later
Bye
Ask him to say I'm a clown. Do I amuse you?
I don't know.
Lisa, thank you.
Wow.
Fucking incredible.
David Weed, awesome.
Wow. Oh, shit. Here we go.
Don't anyone open the floodgates and think that everyone can just
come on here and whoop my ass now uh mike halpin i think we got somewhere i think we got somewhere
too to tell you the truth i feel better caller hi Just relax. I think you need to be
people in Chicago, no?
Some 12-day-old is your dad.
You need to relax.
That's why I feel sorry for you
after that attack.
We both had a great... I feel sorry for you. I'll stay out of that. Say that again? We should both have a great...
I feel sorry for you being attacked like that.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I liked it.
I liked it.
I'm an alchemist of energy.
Please do not feel sorry for me.
The energy comes in and I transform it into peace and love,
especially now with your voice.
Now I feel all zenned out.
You sound like my inner voice, like Seve.
You're a good dude. i can't do it it's a bad sound in the cinema so it sounded like you said nice to
me so thank you for that have a great friday all right have a good day thank you thank you thanks
bye adios that was from Mexico Is this Wim Hof
I know that guy's voice was dope
God damn way to find common ground
Though Seve
It's funny I will tell you this
What hit me the most what he said
He doesn't want to be misunderstood Or something like that he said in there and since i've been a little kid like
that's been like my biggest thing i fucking hate being misunderstood and i've learned to accept it
as i get older but when he said that like that shit really resonates with me so i was like all
right all right all right all right uh no foreigners, that was good. I like Mexicans.
Soft spot for Mexicans.
Better than one of those white European racist countries.
Really?
You know which ones I'm talking about.
Jake Chapman, I love being misunderstood.
Oops, wrong hole.
Felt a little tighter this time did you win that
conversation I don't know I don't
I
Mr. Misunderstood
what's up Braylon
I
feel better I don't know if I won
but I was
happy that was good I was happy
um
uh but I was happy that was good I was happy I mean he was fired up
he brought a lot of energy you know what I mean
he had this like if he was a skateboarder
like if we were both skateboarding
it started off with some speed
wobbles right for sure like I was like
oh shit I don't know where this is going
but I think I think we leveled out we made it to the bottom of the hill and like no
one wrecked hello hello hey hey i didn't really understand what that other guy was saying but i
just think you're a great guy savon and caleb's a great guy too. Holy shit.
Is this who I think it is?
Yeah, it is who you think it is.
Either that or it's a great impersonation.
God, someone should be able to impersonate.
Hiller, you need to do an AI John Young.
Hey, John.
What's up?
Are you pumped about Thursday and Friday?
Are you coming on both days, Thursday and Friday?
I am.
And Saturday if we're doing that as well.
Oh, that's the thing with the Kotler's people.
I think so.
Yeah. Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy.
I'll be on for it all. I am. I'm super pumped up.
How is John Young quieter than 12 daily doses? I don't know. Is my phone,
let me turn the phones up. Let me see.
So Thursday we'll do Thursday.
They'll make the announcement
And then like I think at 11 a.m. Pacific Standard Time
Or 2 p.m. or something and then we'll go on
At 5 p.m. Pacific Standard Time and we'll
Start making predictions for Taylor versus the world
And we'll also talk about like what we think about
The workouts
Yes sir and then
On Friday I'm going to do the workout
An hour before
Taylor goes against whoever.
Oh, that's genius.
That way I can have a little bit more insight of where it's going to hurt.
You know what I mean?
So when you come on Thursday, you'll be eating something or drinking a protein drink or something.
We'll get to watch you eat.
For sure.
Yeah.
That's what the public wants. You haven there's a you haven't seen the fetish
only fans channel it's called john young eating just clips of you that's how i make my money
sleeves of rice cakes and all right dude i'm pumped i'm pumped and i'm also pumped to bring
back the crossfit games update show it's it's it's about time after they open we got to start
charging again can't be letting spin i know spin get all the fucking john young time we were killing it man hey you've turned
into a real needle mover i don't know about that when are you when are you when are you going to
turn into a douche i hope never when i you beat Taylor Self in one of the open workouts.
Let me ask you this. I want to be very gentle how I ask this,
because I don't want to ruin Thursday and Friday's show.
Let me ask you this.
Do you think Taylor wins at least one of the weeks?
I do.
Wow. Okay. I'm going to leave it at that.
I know that I want to ask like 20 more questions But we'll leave it at that Thanks for calling John
No problem guys
And off the record
Were you moved by that?
Why did you call?
You thought like maybe
He just ass pounded me
And you felt bad for me
So you called in
And you wanted to like
Rub my back or something
Like I'm your buddy
Who drank too much
And I'm throwing up
At the porcelain god
No
You know he said
He said he didn't want
To be misunderstood and i feel like
you're misunderstood a lot so i just thought i would call to say what's up oh all right well
i appreciate it okay yeah but i'm excited off the record i think he beats hopper wow okay okay too
much too much too much jesus christ he just that's it He just hangs up like that?
Look my mom's in the comments Don't change
Don't change John
I wonder if that's really my mom
I think that one's your mom
Just cause she's like
Old people don't have avid pictures
Like they don't know how to do that stuff
I think that's the same color R that she's had
Oh
The unhinged rant portion of the show Came early today Apparently Friday's free phone calls I think that's the same color R that she's had. Oh.
The unhinged rant portion of the show came early today.
Apparently, Friday's free phone calls at the mental ward.
Hi.
No, it was good.
It was good.
It was good.
It was good.
John Young yelling.
Oh, here we go.
Wow. Now, here we go. i thought you guys didn't like callers
for all you people who don't like callers like fuck you like i love callers hello hey what's up
dude hey hey um we're still live right we are we are okay awesome this is uh mr uh trisipatide
oh yeah hey how's it going calm calm, yeah. Hey, how's it going?
Call him back for an update.
Yeah, how's it going? How long has it been?
Shoot, it's been a couple months now, but I'm almost down.
Either today or next week will be the last injection, then it's done.
One bottle?
Well, yeah, it's these two little bottles, one i guess one dose yeah yeah one one bottle's
worth yeah the 700 dollar one in how much on their website and what were the effects
terzepatide terzepatide's the um the product that's like ozempic that ca peptide sells right
yeah yeah supposedly it's supposed to be like Ozempic, but with no side effects.
And how was it?
Yeah, you know, like I'm not trying to like get anyone to go buy it, but I haven't had any side effects.
I thought I did, but you know, there was a couple illnesses that went through our family, like just like little coughs and stuff here and there but like nothing no exhaustion uh nothing like that so how about any of the other weird shit it seems like there's
all so many people are um complaining about ozempic now it's like weird it's like some
people are like championing it and some people are like just hating on it yeah i'm not you know
honestly i'm not too sure because i don't know what like the real big
difference between ozempic and true's appetite is um i'm sure hillary might know or or you know
obviously sarah or someone but um i've heard a lot of bad stuff about ozempic too but so far with
this i haven't i haven't felt anything i haven't felt nauseous i haven't felt tired i haven't you
know what you know what's interesting what i haven't heard about ozempic or triseptide
no one said it didn't work like that's the trip 100 it's 100 like of the people that i've heard
have taken it have lost weight yeah yeah no one's like well that shit didn't work. Yeah. And I think
as of yesterday,
I lost 32
pounds.
Are you hungry, Les?
How does it work? What do you feel when you take it?
What happened? What were the effects? Why do you think
you lost weight?
Well, I've still been working out
pretty much every day doing CrossFit. I know that's a big part,, I still been working out pretty much every day doing CrossFit. So, you know,
I know that's a big part and I've been sleeping good and sleeping better, which, which is really
good now with the CPAP machine. And then, and then the hunger, I'm, you know, I don't know.
I mean, for me, it might be what you guys, how people normally feel with their hunger.
I still get hungry.
And just when I get to a certain point of eating, I'm like, oh, I'm good.
I don't need more than that.
And I find that I'm looking to snack less, too.
So if I have breakfast, I'm good until lunch.
I don't need anything in between
um you know i don't hey i definitely don't snack as much hold on a second so yeah
did you ever did you ever do crazy shit like eat a whole pizza or sit down with a loaf of
bread in a jar of peanut butter and eat the whole thing and have things like that stopped
um if things like that have stopped yeah maybe not to
that extreme but i could definitely i before i could definitely do shit like that 100 like you
like you don't need a whole pizza anymore like like i i want you to tell me something that like
what has really changed like there's got to be something you're like dude it's so weird i used
to eat a box of twizzlers every night before i went to bed and i just don't do that anymore
and i don't even know why i don't even crave it. Is there anything that you just like have cut out?
Like, what should I feel?
Like if I take that, like if I take that, what am I going to be?
I'm like, dude, all of a sudden I'm just not interested in drinking milk anymore.
And it's weird.
And I stopped drinking milk and that's 800 less calories a day.
Uh, you know, that, that is one of the things.
Milk.
No shit.
I used to have milk and things like that.
Yeah. That's funny yeah and then even like you know pizza and things like that brian interview we need some depth we need some data
points so it was mostly random snacking that you just stopped you just said stop stop don't get all
twist don't get all upset brian it's fine i. I'm just joking. It's fine. Yeah, you know, like
candy, sweets,
I mean, and even like you said, the
savory stuff, fast food,
eating.
And, you know, I was
definitely more of like a stress eater.
So like if
shit got stressful,
like eating was
the go-to.
100%. And so it would make it way worse. if shit got stressful, like eating was, was the go-to. What?
A hundred percent.
And so it would make it way worse.
What if has,
is,
is any of it,
um,
a placebo where you're like,
fuck,
I'm taking this stuff.
So I at least got to work extra hard.
And when I go to McDonald's now,
I'm only going to order one cheeseburger,
not four.
Is there anything like you've done like that?
Any like psychological shit like that?
No,
I don't think so because i i honestly sometimes
i forget that i've even taken it um like i was supposed to take it last night and i forgot like
i just don't even it doesn't even register anymore which i which i'm hoping is like one of those
lasting things i'm hoping that when i stop it's not just like okay we're back to to square one i
hope it's just kind of like oh i
forget that i even ever had it so so you built some good habits oh yeah yeah and some of the
habits like i've in my head i i know i'll be able to keep some of the habits like the
the way i change my breakfast and the intermittent fasting window and everything. I changed all of that. So like
some of that stuff I know I'll be able to stick to, um, just cause it's just too damn easy, but,
um, it'll be, it'd be like the, the stress eating and snacking and stuff. That'll be
some of the more interesting things to see if that'll stick. Um, which I, you know, I plan to,
it's not like I'm just going to give up or anything so it's
So I definitely plan on
On doing that
What was I going to
Not side effects
I was going to ask you a question about it and then I got distracted I saw my TDC
Mercantile oil and I started Drinking some All right would you hey hey
So so will you stop now you're
Just one bottle and you're done oh yeah that's what I was gonna ask you
Did you lose any muscle how'd your workouts go did you get any
Weaker or anything like that
Um I have gotten
Not I don't know
If it'd be weaker but I have
Like some of my my
Weights and stuff haven't been like like max lifts
have gone down a little bit but my endurance and cardio and everything went way up and and so like
i know my but like the max lifts that the numbers that i was looking at like i got like i back
squatted 475 and then the other day i went to go do shoot just over 400 and i was you know
i wasn't struggling but i was like oh shit this is heavy i couldn't do much more
and but also like when i did the 475 i was like carved up to hell i was basically eating and
lifting like a power lifter so so i don't think there's been that much loss and if there has been that much loss i'm okay
with it just because the the cardio and my endurance is is way way up so did you say you're
sleeping better because of the terzapatide or because of um um weight loss or weight loss the
the c-pap oh well both yeah i mean i guess probably all of it. But I had once I got the CPAP machine, I started sleeping a lot better. Like I was going from like maybe four hours a night to now like six, seven, eight and four hours of shit sleep, like waking up every hour, basically being choked to death.
Damn. Hey, are you going to do another bottle of the trisepatite?
Are you taking a break? What do you do now?
Um, you know, I don't know. That's one of the things I have to like talk to,
you know, the people at CA peptides about, I don't know.
I don't plan on doing any more. Um,
I'm just going to take the habits and go forward with them. So, yeah, I have no plans to do anymore.
And I don't even know if that's like a recommended thing either.
Like even if I said, hey, give me another one, I don't know if they would.
But, yeah, I don't plan on doing another one.
So I plan on doing this injection tonight.
And then if there's enough for one more, maybe I'll do that or maybe not.
And then it's just done
all right cool hey thank you uh stay in touch uh keep uh give us a call like in a month and let us
know what happened thank you i really appreciate it yeah yeah um i if i could just say one thing
because i just remembered from the you know i read the comments last time um for all the people
talking shit i'm in no way advocating doing this.
Like I'm, I'm just, you know, the peptizer sponsor of the show.
So I'm just kind of sharing the experience,
but I'm not saying in any way that anyone should do what I'm doing.
Would you say anyone shouldn't do it?
No, no, I'm not saying that either, but I'm just saying like, if,
if you're looking as far as options, I'll say,
go watch Athena and Hiller talk for a couple hours,
and you can figure out what you need to do.
Why did you do it then? Why did you do it?
The same reason I do most things.
I don't mind being a bit of a guinea pig for things,
and I got into a point where I was so heavy that um it seemed like a decent option even with the price
point i was like fuck it let's see i you know and i've seen a lot of people uh you know have
good experiences even with those epic you know like you said everyone says despite whatever it
worked and so if i could at least use it to kind of get me to a starting point to build some habits You know better habits that you know, I figure why not dude i've seen so many people like an easier way out
Yeah
Okay, i've seen it and was it was it an easier way out?
Are you like fuck? Yeah, that's cool. I lost 35 pounds
Yeah
That's what i'm saying right now. You're stoked. You're stoked. You did it.
Yeah. Yeah.
If you could go back in time, you'd do it again.
At least for now.
If you could go back in time right now, you'd do it again.
Yeah. Yeah, I would.
But like I said, you know, I'm not saying that, you know, do everything else first and, and, and I know I didn't, but it's fine.
Um, okay. Thank you. Appreciate it. Checking in a month. Okay. Congratulations on the weight loss, dude.
Thank you. Okay. Bye. All right. Bye.
Uh, let me, let me talk to David Weed and Heidi for a second.
Oh, shit.
Where is it?
God damn it.
Oh, who cares about the vax?
Who cares if the vax causes heart problems?
It works for fuck's sake.
So what you're saying is that maybe trizeptide will hurt his heart or do some damage to him that's not worth the weight loss
i don't know if you can say that but uh you lose weight if you smoke crack listen
so you're now equating triseptide to crack i mean i'm not i'm not saying you guys are wrong i'm
saying that that's just i don't know if those metaphors work. I don't think those work. I don't think those comparisons work
When Ricky popped for
SARMs I
went online and I was like fuck and I did I
Pick the best what's the best SARM and it came up as that shit that he took that rad 140 or whatever And then I ordered a bottle of it found a place that was the best – what's the best SARM? And it came up as that shit that he took, that Rad 140 or whatever.
And then I ordered a bottle of it, found a place that was the best bottle.
And then I went to the checkout, and then there was this huge read-up about how it could enlarge your prostate.
And then I just closed the window and walked away.
I'm like, I ain't doing nothing that could enlarge my fucking – some sack behind my cock.
some sack behind my cock so so I mean
I don't know
the seven show sponsored by
Novo Norstick the maker of
it works out please
you have to weigh the pros and cons it will be different Novo Norstick, the maker of Osimbic. It works. Oh, please.
You have to weigh the pros and cons.
It will be different for everyone.
The risk of obesity for some is worse than the potential risk from the drug.
I mean, yeah, that's definitely one way to say it.
For sure.
Or something along that line.
What was I going to say?
Prostate I don't remember
Anyway what a show
Crazy down banana pants
Yeah
Alright
Should we put that in the title
12 daily doses calls in
Sure Should we put that in the title? 12 Daily Doses calls in?
Sure.
Should I call it The Unraveling?
Just don't be mean to him.
Okay, never mind.
While Caleb works on that,
I will give us some comedy. Here we go comedy here we go you know what to say now problem being liberal is there's no amount of liberal that's ever liberal enough like if there's
a bunch of republicans standing around and someone comes up and goes hey i'm republican they go like
come on in there's a bunch of liberals standing around a liberal comes up and goes hey i'm
liberal they're like we'll see you can believe the is a liberal, but if you express it incorrectly,
you're fucked.
It's terrifying.
You ever try to talk about, like,
transgender issues in public?
Even right now, you're like,
we don't got to do this now.
Don't go out like your boy.
Just move on.
But that's exactly my point.
It's terrifying.
Like, I'm sure we all believe the right shit,
but you ever try to talk about
transgender issues in public
is like playing conversational Jenga,
where you're like, oh.
Pronouns, he, they, and then Republicans are like,
so trannies?
We'll call them trannies.
What happened here?
Are you guys playing Jenga?
The problem being liberal is there's no amount of liberal that's ever liberal.
God.
Hey, they don't have any in-depth talks because they're so sensitive and afraid.
You know what I mean?
That cohort of people, like you're not even allowed to broach the subject of it being mentally ill or –
Oh, because it hurts them? It's emotionally damaging to discuss things at length?
Yeah. There's no depth to them. There's no intellectual coiling of the minds.
They don't allow it because they're too busy getting offended or hurt or they have too many rules of what you can and can't say. They get caught up in the nuances.
There's all the political correct shit, so you can't have any discussion with them.
It's just – and that's sort of what he's explaining. It's just a mess. There's no depth to them.
It's just a mess. There's no depth to them.
That's why our government is a standstill. Can't make a decision. They don't want to talk about it. Too hard.
There was that – there's a clip going around of a Harvard professor. I think it's like three years old, but for some reason it's made it back into the algorithm again.
It's a black guy, and he did a study that basically shows that the police don't treat white people and black people any differently.
There's not more killings. There's not more all that stuff.
And he ran the study twice, and he talks about how when he came out public with it, people were just hating on him.
And that's like the thing.
People who hadn't even read it.
Yeah, that too.
People hadn't even read it.
But like if I'm pointing to something and I say that's a tree and half the audience gets upset because that tree identifies as a bush, we're fucked.
We're just dealing with mental midgets at that point.
Oh, my nose is clogging.
It makes me miserable to do the show.
All right.
Hey, do you watch the news, Caleb?
The news shows I make?
Don't feel like you have to say yes.
No, I definitely watch them.
How are they? Are they getting better?
Fewer ums and ahs? I'm trying to make each one a little bit.
Do you have any feedback for me?
They're getting tighter, for sure. I like that you can just go from one topic to the next to the next really quickly.
I like how quickly they are.
Rather than 30 minutes of monologue.
It ends up you can address things.
Like if there's something you don't like, it's like, oh, I don't care about that.
But you know in 30 seconds it's going to be over onto the next thing.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I don't know if you actually bring up any like – do you bring up pictures or videos or anything?
I'm usually just listening to it.
Oh, where do you listen to it?
I put it up on the TV, but I'm usually working.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I do the whole thing.
It's crazy.
Okay, that's cool.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I like that.
Pay attention next time.
In Minneapolis, a black man last weekend fired 100 rounds into two white police and one white paramedic in crickets.
Little to no outrage.
Yeah, Minneapolis is fucked. Fired 100 rounds into two white police and one white paramedic and crickets. Little to no outrage.
Yeah, Minneapolis is fucked.
Yeah.
It sucks that it's come to that.
That it's come to whether it's a black man or a white man.
But it's always a man. I mean, that at least like it's always a man.
All right.
Uh,
the Matuthian sold like fucking crazy and all,
I think all of you are going to be,
the vast majority of you are going to be very pleasantly surprised and you're
going to trip.
You're never going to do, my phone just just turned off it's
updating did you hear it turn off make that little sound no um i think a lot of you are
going to be like holy shit i'm a powder toothpaste guy now for life uh the website to get it is
doc spartan docSpartan.com
DocSpartan.com
By the way, thanks for all the love on all the behind the scenes
We are now 16 days in a row of all sorts of record numbers on the Sevant podcast
Like we've gone into the stratosphere with our numbers
Oh yeah, this stuff
This stuff's amazing
And thank you to my mom and my um
sister for introducing me to uh powder toothpaste
and and thank you to tyson bagent for reminding me that i hate fluoride it was kind of thank you
to just everyone around me who supported it and got i was got all into it and the bentonite clay and the eggshells and just all the salt.
I just got crazy into it.
Oh, Sebi, did you fix the sea salt wording?
Tell me.
Give me the feedback.
What's wrong?
Tell me.
What'd I do?
Help a brother out.
Hey, you know what?
I like both.
It's crazy.
I have both sitting on my counter and I just switch back and forth.
I don't even care. I think a lot of people like peppermint.
My kids don't even care, which is cool.
Pink Himalayan sea salt enhances...
Anyone?
I don't know. I don't know what he's saying.
Anyway, Robbie, send me a DM or text me or whatever
Any way you can get in touch with me
I'm glad there are instructions on here too
Because I was going to be lost
I don't brush for two minutes
That's for sure
You just go all around on every tooth?
Yeah just fucking just chill
Like a minute's fine
But you know what I do do that I used to not do
Is I brush the backides of my teeth too
because it feels so good to brush with uh tooth powder on the on the on my bottom teeth on the
back because that's where i would get all my plaque buildup do you also finish with a wink
in the mirror i do i do okay cool that's probably an important step isn't it if you want to be a boss all right it's not no it's not it's not artificial heat um
uh it's real extract it's real extract hey you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna do a whole show
on all the ingredients and where they came from and all that shit just give me give me uh let's
wait till after they open oh it'll last you that shit it lasts
forever it lasts forever uh i don't know like said 100 to 200 uses depending on how often you brush
your teeth yeah i mean it it lasts forever i'm telling you try it you're gonna be stoked
nine out of ten dentists they brush a minute of two minutes a minimum of two minutes
my toothbrush has like a two minute timer on it because i have one of those like my kids have
that thing too like sonicare ones it's like automatic i just brush i brush all the teeth
then i finish but i but i put a toothbrush in my mouth probably like four or five times a day like
i'll just brush like i wake up in the morning and I usually just brush my teeth with water.
I don't use anything.
I usually do the powder brush at night with the powder.
And then in the middle of the day, sometimes if I'm doing a podcast or something,
I just ate like a lot of steak or something.
Maybe I'll use a tiny bit of powder.
Asymmetric ears.
If they say two, I do three. Jesusesus i walk around the bedroom to get two minutes
jeez louise yeah it takes me 30 seconds too yeah i'm a 30 second guy okay thank you robbie i
appreciate it 60 second rice in 55 minutes 55 seconds sorry Sorry. It's dumb.
Caleb, you just had your first brain fart.
2,000 shows in.
That was cool.
I hope someone like NoRepNews or OutOfContext, whatever, takes that.
Runs with it.
I'm embarrassed.
Terribly so.
Oh, I floss like a crazy man too.
Yeah.
I don't trust Dennis either.
Yeah, me neither.
I don't trust Dennis either.
Teethbrushing on a slack block is the new thing.
Wow.
Wow.
I approve of that message.
If somebody could do that, that'd be wild.
I'd love to see a video of that. I approve of that. I don could do that that'd be wild I'd love to see a video of that I approve of that
I don't think I can balance like that
while also doing this
oh shit
I need to send Tyson some paste
I need his address again
what's the address I need his address again.
What's the address to send you
toothpaste?
Tooth powder.
I'm never saying the word paste again.
Powder.
I know you guys are like, don't you have skateboarding?
It got canceled today.
Reigning?
Reigning?
it got cancelled today raining
um
ooh okay
no not raining
he got sick or something he hurt himself
everyone around here is sick
everyone fucking around my
in Santa Cruz is sick it's crazy
starting to get that way here too
it's weird yeah everyone's coughing and hacking.
That's why I don't have any friends.
They all get me sick.
I felt like shit last night.
I hadn't worked out.
My head was,
my head,
my forehead was a little tight to say a headache would be a little extreme.
And I was just about to go to bed and I'm like,
don't be a pussy.
And I went out in the garage and I worked out for 30 minutes.
I felt so good.
And then,
you know what I did?
I climbed into bed sweaty.
Oh,
really?
Oh,
so gross,
dude.
The grossest thing.
It's the grossest thing.
I know.
Don't tell anyone.
All right.
Love you guys.
Boo.
Bye.