The Sevan Podcast - LIVE CALL IN SHOW + Brian Ellis | of Gains Box CEO #1044
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TD.
Ready for you. Like like this isn't gonna work
do you want me to you can just say it to me oh oh yeah yeah maybe send it in the private chat
and then i'll call him bam we're live got it okay yeah that good idea you mean as opposed
to just give his phone number out on the air yeah that was my bad it's weird that I can't just go... It's weird that I just can't go to his profile in my...
Oh, here we go.
Does it start with a nine?
Yeah.
Okay, I got it.
Okay, you got it?
You got it?
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Good morning, beautiful people.
I wonder if it's going to work from this phone.
It should.
It's a crazy number.
Yeah, it is a crazy number.
I don't hear it ringing on my end.
No. if the I wonder if this phone doesn't have international calling set on it oh
I could link my phone up to the road caster oh yeah should I do that yeah
just do that hello hello hello oh okay let me let me let me try Hello? Hello?
Oh.
Okay, let me try this.
Oh, wait, shit.
It's calling back on my phone now because I'm forwarded.
Oh, oh.
I have to turn off the call forwarding for shit.
He's calling back.
Oh, he is.
Yeah, answer it and tell him to call back in 30 seconds,
and I'll turn off the call forwarding.
What was his name?
Gershon.
Okay.
How do I do that?
It hung up right when I answered it.
God damn.
How do I do that?
I go to... Yeah, and I'll turn it off.
I go to phone.
Oh, there he is.
There he is.
There he is.
Shit.
Call forwarding. I go to phone. Oh, there he is. There he is. There he is. Shit.
Call forwarding.
Hey.
Oh, my goodness.
There you are.
I'm doing great.
Good to see you.
Let me do one thing really quick.
I'm going to hook your voice up to my computer.
No, no. One second. One second.
Okay.
We're not recording, guys. I just want to talk to you.
Okay. Hold on. The show's yours for a second, Susan.
I'm going to mute myself so no one... Yeah.
Good morning, guys.
How's everybody doing on this beautiful Monday?
Let's look at some comments real quick. Susan says,
thank you for the advice. Would you go to it, Ernie? Was it a good time? I loved going to,
I went to two of the L2s. The first time I went was when it was a coach's prep.
Actually, if you ever go to the ranch, the picture of the time I went to the coach's prep, like they take a group photo of everybody is still hanging up in the ranch there with a bunch of them.
Not like mine special, but it was just funny seeing it there like years, years later when we were back for the talk at the ranch with Greg Glassman.
Yeah.
Did you guys see Tyson Pagent?
Crushed it yesterday that was the first time they had
won a home game in like 10 years i think insane he's got to be so stoked i mean the family has
to be so stoked my hope now is that um people were saying like oh they're waiting for the
main quarterback to come back justin fields and uh then you know tyson would kind of be
forgot about i don't think so I don't think
so something tells me that with the start he had yesterday and how good he looked right off the bat
I don't know a one year not 10 okay fair enough
390 days but close yeah it tells you guys how much I don't know shit about football
I used to watch it a lot more um yeah it seemed like 10 years yeah might as well been 10 years 10 10 years are
you smoking crack a little aggressive a little aggressive answer for my my smoking crack no i
just got it wrong adam right woke up on this monday and chose violence. 10 years. Okay.
Alright, you guys.
You guys, don't come off like some sort of asshole because I got it wrong.
Okay? Fucking relax.
I watched the first football game
I've watched in 10 years.
It's the first one.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, it seems like
10 years.
Criminy.
Don't fuck up on what I'm saying wrong here.
You guys bounce all over me.
No more talking about Tyson.
So the guy we're trying to get on the phone.
Okay, we'll let it pass.
You're a Bears fan and it hurt.
Try being a fucking Raiders fan.
I was a Raiders fan for years.
I never won anything. Then we moved to LA. I was like, fuck fan. I was a Raiders fan for years. I never won anything.
Then we moved to LA.
I was like, fuck it.
I hardly watched anyways.
I mean, Las Vegas.
So he told you guys, I don't know anything.
Jody, thank you that you loved the show.
Oh, man.
Well, you woke me up with the show alert.
Chill.
Gotta get that phone on.
Do not disturb.
You guys should see some of the text message stuff
that comes through because I'm in like,
not only with all the guests, right?
But then there's multiple text alerts
that are going on with all the, you know,
the group of people in the media space.
It's like ridiculous.
If I forget to put my phone on do not disturb
because everybody's on different time zones
and it just goes off all night long.
I got used to that real quick.
Dick Butter.
Great job to Kim Suzy yesterday.
Hey, thanks, man.
Sensitive.
Sensitive issues.
What?
Your phone call?
No, Gershon.
This morning. I apologize the second time
we tried to get him uh as you might understand uh very busy very intense times and um
yeah very busy very intense times and uh we're gonna reschedule very soon and um we got some other uh other potential he's not the only person in israel
that i've reached out to we have other affiliate owners there and uh that will go down soon i would
i would think i would it would have been i think it would be smart if crossfit to keep control of
the narrative um has some him come on or someone come on but um but i guess we'll get we'll get a different
affiliate owner somebody sent me an article that kind of blew my mind yesterday
um and i started researching it and
it's it's kind of crazy you know how i've told you guys that there's no such thing as Mexican, right?
It's just a complete – now that I think about it, it's just a complete psyop, right?
And you know we had Adrian Conway on here, and I said, what are you?
And he said black.
Like you never ask someone what they are if they're white, and they tell you what they are.
There's ethnicity.
There's nationality.
And there's – I guess you could say there's race, right?
And the races are basically Asian, black, and white.
And there were Native Americans down there.
There were people down there.
There were people on this continent and the South American continent, and then people came over from uh i mean they came over also probably
from there but people came over from europe across the ocean faster than walking across
the bering strait and they mated with these people and those new people were given an ethnicity
an ethnicity a nationality is based on land you guys get that right
so we're americans but we don't have an ethnicity that's tied to this country
we do not have an ethnicity that's tied to this country well we have a nationality so you can be
jewish american you can be fucking dog shit american you can be russian american
dog shit you can be whatever you want that's us here in the bay
area dog should have portland you can be portland fentanyl american
and and often you'll hear me quote this quote from the dao de ching which i i'm starting to
realize that so many people just don't understand they can't even fathom is naming is the origin of all particular things
naming is the origin of all particular things
it looks like in 1964 there were no palestinian in in 1959 there were no Palestinian – in 1959, there were no Palestinian people by ethnicity.
It was only by region.
It was a nationality.
It was by region.
Not nationality in terms of a nation, but the same way you would call someone South Centrine or a Detroitian or a San Franciscan or I'm from the Bay Area.
It was to denote a location, not an ethnicity nor a race.
If you go to Africa and you ask a black guy what he is, he doesn't say, I'm black.
That's an American phenomenon.
That's dumb shit talk.
That's I don't know.
Your ethnicity is you're Kenyan or Ethiopian.
They don't look anything alike.
Nothing fucking alike.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
Once you know what a Jew looks like, you know a Jew when you see a Jew.
Once you know what an Ethiopian looks like or Sudanese guy, you know.
Once you know what an Icelandic person looks like, you fucking know.
Like, oh, yeah, you guys been on the island a while together.
Irish people, are you fucking kidding me?
Like, you guys been fucking each other yes tight fucking a tight group keep that circle tight yeah imagine the dupe on being a mexican but i am a mexican i know and it's crazy it took one
generation it took really when you ask anyone what they are, if they're Mexican, what they really should probably say is I'm 22% Aztec and 78% Spaniard.
But no. You want to make the shift.
So why did Palestinians go from being a nationality to an ethnicity?
Why would they do that?
Look at it.
I'm telling you.
You guys do a lot of inside fucking.
Rainy days.
Mama and sister can get some.
Oh, damn.
Sally can get some.
Hey, we're separated by three kids i'm the oldest she's the youngest it's totally it's far enough away
yeah there is no mexican you're living with a bunch of people who are part of a fucking psyop
what better way to calm the people down and use them than change them?
Naming is the origin of all particular things.
And hey, fuck it.
While we're at it, let's give them a fucking new religion.
Let's make them the poster children of Catholicism.
And on top of that, let's let them know that birth control is bad.
Ooh, we're on a roll.
1964, read about it.
It's a Russian. The PLO will even tell you you can go
to go anywhere it's not it's not a hidden fact the PLO was formed with the help of the KGB
Yasser Arafat was put into power they stopped referring to it as a region and they started
referring it to as a people as an ethnicity and why did they do that with the plan to fight the jews it was always the
plan i don't think catholicism originated in mexico well good well good right right heidi
absolutely right i don't think so either great now we're on to something she's got it here we go you get it yeah
yeah imagine seeing someone show up on a horse and being like this is our god
the one we've been waiting for the return of the messiah then he just fucking diseases kills and
rapes everybody imagine going to mexico 500 years ago and looking for a Mexican.
I'm looking for a Mexican.
We gotta wait for Cortez and his gang to show up before they officially call inside.
My mom said I was Mexican enough to go to church every Sunday, but not Mexican enough for the quinceanera because they're expensive.
Quinceanera. That's some sort of like... It of like it's like a birthday it's like a big birthday party
you can sleep with old guys now and sigh off you can get pregnant now party
yeah dude it's a it's crazy it's crazy hey the exact same thing happened with the vaccine by
the way just so you know identical just change the definition and the masses follow.
mRNA, it's not a vaccine. It doesn't operate like a vaccine.
It doesn't cure like a vaccine. It doesn't vaccinate you.
It doesn't inoculate you.
Makes you a good person, though.
Judy Reed.
Oh, this is awesome.
Heidi is the sevenistas valid Victorian.
I agree. what's second place
Suza's second place
Suza killed yesterday I know wasn't that great
I got to listen in the car a little bit in my three hour drive
thank you
so now you got this group of people down there
who are part of a PSYOP
who are convinced that they're an ethnicity
to fight the Jewss and it's
not it's not even it's not even uh it's 60 years ago it happened it's 60 fucking years ago if you
want to read about it yourself look up uh roger kimball i'll tell you the articles to read and
then start going to the wiki pages and start looking up origins of PLO or Palestine.
And at some point, the article will try to hide it from you, but they can't because they keep having to refer to it as a region.
And then all of a sudden, in 4 BC – in 4 AD, there were more Jews in that region than there were Arabs.
Arabs. Jews were the dominant people in that
In 4 AD
And what happened to them
And so there were shit loads of
They got pushed out
Wars and shit
There were shit loads of Palestinian Jews
There were shit loads of Christian Palestinians too
Just like that there's tons of
Armenian Californians too just like that there's tons of uh um armenian californians
does that discredit the plight of the people of palestine no but they're fighting for something
that they think that they're fighting for that's not um it's not right they've been duped they're
being used as part of a fucking psyop to fight jewish people their whole their identity has been changed what they actually were a hundred
years ago has been changed if they want to fight for their land that's their provide that's their
go for it and hey and if they it's the same thing of this it's when they keep saying free palestine
who do they want to be free from they do they want to be from free from hamas or do they want to be free
the terrorist organization hamas or do they want to be free from israel
that's a good question
yeah that's another great one.
Why are the Jews considered white and the Palestinians brown?
Sunscreen.
Yes, please film.
Thank you.
Please film the long, lazy nights with you and Audrey.
The pillow fights back at the room after the competition.
What a shit show. Read the wiki articles. Look up the origins after the competition. What a shit show.
Read the wiki articles.
Look up the origins of PLO.
Look up Palestinian people and watch how they interchange those words.
They interchange nationality and ethnicity.
I know most people don't care.
Just fuck it.
I'm a Mexican.
Whatever.
I'm a Mexican, whatever.
And what's crazy too is they keep referring to the United States or Israel as colonizers or imperialists when it was already done to them by the Russians.
It's done.
It's done. You were colonized and your whole identity was changed.
California belongs to Mexico.
Mexico. california belongs to mexico no mexico i mean that's pretty much the theme of human history right didn't the romans just go over and
if they needed shit they just wouldn't showed up at your spot yeah all your fucking gold and
resources and took your women and enslaved any of the young men and killed everybody else, right?
I'm telling Haley this last night while I'm laying in bed.
And Ari broke his leg, and so it's still on the mend.
So the kids have been sleeping in our room.
And he's up in a bed with Haley, and I'm down in bed. And Haley, he's in a bed with Ari and Joseph, and's up in a bed with haley and i'm down in bed and haley
he's in a bed with ari and joseph and i'm in a bed with avi and we're laying there and i'm
telling haley all this that i'm uncovering she thinks it's so sexy she just wants to come
over and my brains out when i talk to her about the origin of plo she's like god you're so sexy
that gets her going huh out of your dick yeah that lights the fire
that gets her going huh out of your dick yeah that lights the fire
and
and i go it's just crazy and i go but i but i get it because i'm black and
uh obby goes you are and i go yeah i'm black and joseph's like he is black that's my that's my middle child good dude and then ari goes
you are black huh and i go yeah and he goes yeah i can tell when i look at your penis
well wait wait wait so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so i'm like wow how does he know
and then he goes because it's covered in black pubic hair.
He didn't say pubic.
He said hair.
I went from like thinking I was a G to like,
like,
like I'm like,
all right.
And,
and all,
and everyone starts cackling.
Crazy.
Kids are crazy.
Where's my man?
Black hair.
I want to throw up my poor wife.
But that got her.
I think she got up and got a drink of water at that point.
Fucking.
But for a second, I was like, yeah, I could tell by his dick.
I was like, yeah, you can.
Yeah, boy.
And he's like, it's covered in black hair.
I was like, ooh, plot twist.
Coughed up a furball from large and in charge to just dirty
dude how about that how about that line you dropped yesterday
do you want the state controlling your media no i'd rather they control my children
i was listening to um something where they're talking about,
but it probably was the PBD podcast,
but they're breaking down a law that Obama had changed essentially that allowed for government funded propaganda to its own people from like
foreign countries or just basically anything that they wanted to put out
there that they could fund media uh put out there that they could
fund media and put it out there to its own people as news not the truth but news guys that they
could that they could yeah it was something that was written like the 40s or whatever that was
essentially starting to like stop propaganda and again the whole thing is is you want your media
in terms of like journalism and
stuff to be free right free of the free press because if you don't have free press and you
can't have investigative journalists like real investigative journalists not these fucking
propagandists that work for these uh corporate medias but like real investigative journalists
because if you don't have a free press and the people don't have access to free information from
all sides even if
it's something that you know is batshit crazy then democracy can never survive because the public is
never educated enough to make any decisions but it was interesting because when they're talking
about the government funded media it's not a democracy anymore because it because then it's
just being controlled by the government that's right by just one group of people the only access
to information that you have is just the access of information that the government wants you to have
the state wants you to have yeah and uh so i was just like wait a minute that applies exactly to
our schools they just don't ever phrase it that way uh my wife says the same thing too jedediah
jedediah snelson my every time i overhear someone he's talking about penises My wife's like you talk about cock a lot
She didn't use the word cock
I'm flossing my teeth
I'm trying to be a good role model
I love flossing my teeth
Hey
It's just crazy the way you said that
Yesterday in the show
They
You would never want the government controlling your media
And yet you send your kids to education camps controlled by the government.
The Sevan podcast is a government-funded psyop.
I no longer know reality.
I am a walking zombie now.
Dude, I actually thought about that.
I was like, oh, we're going to know we made it
when people start accusing us as being
like misinformation or something yeah well not misinformation but controlled like like
oh uh ever since he had robert f kennedy on he's been really uh he's kind of into climate change
now yeah isn't that funny that kind of happened with like elon too he was yeah yeah you know then slowly he is a c c c dea operative cia operative i um
i drove out to sacramento yesterday with greg
how was that how was that drive going there was great it was probably one of the best podcasts
i've ever heard greg was
on fire you guys are gonna love it it was so long and so concise only about like three minutes of
p-value talk tons of so much good shit and then when we left there's this stuff that Mark Bell sells called Creighton.
Yeah, I looked that up after you talked about it a little bit.
K-R-A… I don't know what it is.
Start to the K.
M-T-L-M.
And by the way, Mark Bell is cool as shit, and that's like the fourth time I've hung out with him.
And then there's this guy in sema his black duty hangs
out with is that the co-host that's not his ethnicity or that's his skin color everyone
know that i don't know his ethnicity i don't know mark bell's ethnicity either although he looks like
a juiced up irish guy he kind of got like those his eyes are too close together look you know that
irish look oh kratom kratom kratom yeah the way olivia spelled it kratom kratom yeah
yeah uh it's the it's the whistle call for tyler watcher did someone say numbers
just here's p-value uh i want to talk about Z-Score.
So, when I put together the CrossFit Games Update Show,
the people, I'm not like, okay, guy A, B, and C are the best,
and then I'll rotate to D.
Do you think our friends know that? I'm not even doing that at all you know what i didn't put much thought into how what they thought about the
picking okay well they should never think that yeah i'm not i don't ever do that no no it's
whichever one of you vend me is the most money on the side
whichever one lobbies that's the most no i'm just yeah i'm
just trying to put together like a team the only person who's like a staple that i kind of got
addicted to is john young i'm just like okay he'll be the senior analyst for the crossfit
games for the seven podcast yeah and everyone else is just like yo let's party just coming in to talk shit and have
a good time yeah but but you also can't have like um you can't have like i can't think of the three
you couldn't have three dudes like jr right and you couldn't have three hunters not that he's been
on the update show but right right exactly that's the energy it's like if a cake it's like if the
cake the ingredients are uh um flour sugar and egg, and you're just like,
fuck it, I'm just using only egg.
Yeah.
It's not going to work.
You're going to eat eggs.
Find the right balance.
So he had this kratom
at the market, and he gave us some
bottles of it, four bottles, $15 a bottles 15 is it like a shot like it for
some reason i picture five hour energy size yes exactly exactly okay wow in a glass bottle a
little smaller and last we get in the car greg and i get in his car and we're driving home and
it's a two-hour drive without traffic and it's a five hour drive with traffic it's probably ended up being three and a half hours
and i pull out the bottle and i'm like you want to try something he goes yeah take a swig first
and i didn't want to put my lips on the and i see on the bottle there's a line in the middle
and it says one two so i assume it's two shots and mark told me not to drink the whole thing
i didn't want to put my lips on it just at a courtesy because you guys middle middle eastern
men don't drink from bottles they they put their head back and pour it in have you ever seen that
okay and they have these vases with these long spouts like we always had them growing up that's
like these special vases see if you can find middle middle eastern water base middle middle
middle eastern in school
i get a sip of your soda waterfall that shit dude oh it's kind of it's kind of like this
i got it it's kind of like this thing but we had plastic ones growing up
i'll show you like this so like if we were in the backyard working and all my uncles were over
there'd be one of those and it'd be full of water and you just hold it up like that and pour it and that thing like
arcs a nice stream of water in your mouth so from very early on um very early on i have mad
skills like that oh i got this new trick i'm gonna do for cave dastro dude he's been gone the last
couple days wait till you see my next trick you saw the baseball
hit the bucket and he had to one-up me wait till you see this next thing i'm gonna do
i'm glad i remember that
i don't have adhd i just have a lot of competing thoughts adad whatever that thing is attention deficit disorder
whatever
Middle Eastern a region and not an ethnicity
right Sebi
fuck yeah
although it could
denote a group of ethnicities
but we're on yes yes
he gets it
you down
oh Seema hi
Hello
So
So I tilt my head back
And I throw the
Scrotum in there
Pour in a little scrotum
Okay
And when I pull the bottle down I see i've encroached past the
halfway line into i've taken drank three quarters of it okay so a shot and a half of it and when we
when we he said hey only to drink half and i thought when i did saw that i'm like i think
he meant i'm guessing he meant half of one a shot, and now I've had half and half and half.
I've had three halves.
Three times as much as the recommended dose?
Yeah.
We get 10 minutes down the road.
I think I know what morning sickness feels like.
For just two and a half hours, I'll never drink that shit again.
It was two and a half hours of – three hours of pure misery. Was it was it just like you were car sick like nauseous or was it just like i was like hot
and flush and then not hot and my my hands turned into like i kept doing this my hands got all gushy
have you ever shook someone's hand and they have like a gushy hand yeah it was a little bit not
even clammy wet they just have it – it's like a genetic thing.
Anyway, and I just – my stomach hurt, and I just did not feel like – my head was tingling.
It was horrible.
It was horrible.
Greg hated it too.
It was horrible.
So what's the act of ingredient?
What's it supposed to do?
Three hours of pure misery.
Yeah, I got out of the car, and there was a party going on at Greg's house or like,
like a girl party. There were tons of chicks there. And they're like,
what are you doing? I'm like, I'm experiencing morning sickness.
Like I thought drinking water would,
cause I remember Haley said when she had morning sickness,
you think that what you're going to chew gum, it's going to help.
It doesn't, you think you're going to eat a piece of bread.
It's going to help. It doesn't, you think you're going to drink water.
It's going to help. It doesn't, you think you're going to lay down.
It's going to help. It doesn't you think you're gonna drink water it's gonna help it doesn't you think you're gonna lay down it's gonna help it doesn't and everything i thought
no dude i wanted to poop so bad and dude eric i had the craziest dream last night that's so weird
that you say that i had this dream last night that um yeah beta hands my hands i have like such
masculine hands and they turned into beta hands exactly that's exactly it Kratom turns your hands into beta hands
No, I didn't cry it called the cops
Before you got to it, I just realized this photo. My goodness. What is it?
Oh.
Yeah, it's raining.
It's crazy raining here, dude.
It's been raining now for two days.
It's nuts.
It's not even supposed to be raining today.
Oh, the cops.
The rain coming from Sacramento is crazy.
Oh, look, you're right.
He was about to write that.
You got him.
Oh, nice.
You got him. Me and David, our relationship is evolving what do you mean ever since he saw me do those fucking cleaning
jerks he's like he got mad respect or the cleans 10 cleans uh you don't do coke with that pinky nail? No It's only for taking things out of my nose
Not for putting things in
If you know what I mean
It's a scooper
Excavator
I wanna
I wanna show you this
I wanna show you this article
If I can find it
Okay I'm going to show you this article. If I can find it. Let me see if I can find it.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, so it's supposed to provide you pain relief, huh?
Dude, it was horrible.
Horrible. Dude, Tyson Baj, it was horrible. Horrible.
Dude, Tyson Bajan's coming on the show tomorrow.
Yeah, that's so cool.
Slater, Kratom is supposed to act on the same receptors as opioids and provide pain relief
for some slight euphoria energy,
but if not used to or take too much,
you get nausea and sweaty.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, that's what happened to me.
It was fucking horrible.
Damn.
How did it start to feel better?
What did you do?
Like it just slowly went away?
Or did you just have to sleep it off?
Or what?
How'd that end?
No, it just went away.
And I ate a grilled cheese sandwich.
Two.
I ate two grilled cheese sandwiches.
Fair enough.
This reality has been publicly supported,
sometimes inadvertently in statements
by several other Palestinian leaders,
quoted by Alan Hart in his 1984 book,
Arafat, Yasar Arafat,
a political biography.
Palestinian leader, organization leader,
Yasar Arafat himself said,
the Palestinian people have no national identity.
Yasar Arafat, man of destiny, have no national identity. Yasser Arafat,
man of destiny, I will give them that identity through conflict with Israel.
Moscow first took its campaign to brand Israeli Jews as the oppressor of their invented Palestinian
people to the UN in 1965. Its attempt to categorize Zionism as racism failed then,
but succeeded almost a decade later in the infamous UN General Assembly Resolution 3379.
Its determination that Zionism is a form of racism and racial discrimination was revoked under U.S. pressure in 1991, but by then had gained great traction as frequently cited today by anti-Israeli campaigners.
campaigners imagine this
they've already been colonized
by the imperialists
and now they're being told to point
to being used to fight an enemy
that's Russia's enemy
it's Russia's enemy and they're being used to fight it
under the guise of being rebranded as a people
that hate the Jews
one generation the psyops complete yeah thatranded as a people that hate the Jews. One generation, the PSYOP's complete.
Yeah, that's all it takes, people.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
In 1969, the KGB asked Arafat to declare war on America imperial Zionism.
It appealed to him so much.
Arafat later claimed to have invented the imperial Zionist battle cry, but in fact, imperial Zionism, it appealed to him so much. Adolfo later claimed to have invented the imperial Zionist battle cry,
but in fact, imperial Zionism was a Moscow invention,
a modern adaptation of the protocols of the elders of Zion.
And long a favorite tool of Russian intelligence to foment ethnic hatred.
The KGB also regarded anti-Semitism plus anti-imperialism as a rich source of anti-Americanism.
They used those three
interchangeably that's why around the world you only hear people say uh down with america kill
the jews gas the jews it's never like it's never kill blackie it's not kill the americans it's not
fucking steal the rice from the chinese it's not like fucking starve the irish by taking their
potatoes there's no chance like that fuck the inbred people of fucking iceland that there's
not it's not not there none of it it's just always kill the jews kill the americans
yeah it's nuts someone there's two people in my dms who i'm chatting with right now who are really
i'm enjoying the conversation but they keep referring to what israel is doing as a genocide
like dude you are not using that word right and then, well, look at all the babies they're killing.
I'm like, yeah, that really sucks.
There's no justification for baby killing.
Zero.
It's fucking horrible.
Well, how they feel about when the Obama administration did that with a bunch of drones.
Yeah.
The Obama administration did that when we were searching for weapons of mass destruction that didn't exist.
So we just created that out of thin air for the military industrial complex and blew up birthday parties and shit ourselves.
So what makes the U. makes us so much better?
Well, two wrongs don't make a right.
No, but I'm just saying it's like we're so quick to do that all the time.
And it's like, look at what we've done.
So from here, from this article, I went over to Wiki and I looked up PLO and I looked up its history.
And that's when I started seeing the interchangeability of the word Palestinian as
ethnicity and nationality
and then right away I knew.
Something's up.
Completely fresh.
You'll never hear that on any other podcast.
Only here.
Words matter. Sex and gender.
Man and woman.
Conflating ideas that are in the head versus things that are out in reality. That's why I don't like the word evil.
origin of all particular things you know that's that's all ego it's all about you i it's all about what you want you want to be seven you want that to be a chair so you can sit on it well now
you want it to be a weapon when you break it over david weed's head oddly specific but yes you
understand that the illusion is complete by this space between us that we call space that lets us
identify as ourselves that that's just we and we think of space as nothing
Mm-hmm, just because we haven't named it as a thing
Oh shit, really Josh Lehrman seven you're nailing it This is exactly what our Jewish tour guide told us when we visited Israel. No shit
Well, I was paid fucking three million dollars by the israeli government yesterday to
propagandize this today on today's show
we're part of it dude i was so proud that i came up with that
listen this is the i can't so last night at like
8 50 i got off the fucking assault bike because because Greg called me and I was glad I was
doing pushups with a 20 pound weighted vest and assault bike intervals.
And I surprise,
surprise.
And he called and he,
we started talking about these articles and I told him that I was like trying
to get,
cause I,
he told me this about a week ago,
not the,
not the ethnic nationality,
not the naming words have a naming.
Naming is the origin of all particular things.
He didn't tell me any of that,
or he didn't tell me that they were interchanging
nationality and ethnicity, and that's how the PSYOP worked.
I came up with that on my own.
But Greg's sending me all of these articles,
and then I'm trying to read them and keep up with them,
which I cannot, not even close.
I think it's like 10 to 1, 100 to 1.
Seriously, 100 to 1 1 his reading of mine
but and then i got off with him and i i'm like oh shit this is a fucking word psyop again vaccine
mrna boy girl this is all just more word fuckery yep and they fucked the palestinian
they fucked these people up whatever they were arabs adabs adabs adabs maybe yeah it may uh hasn't been shapiro been talking about how palestine was
just made up for years but but i've never heard anyone say how it was made up it was made up the
same way that um uh i would never heard how it was made up, how they made the pivot from nationality or maybe nationality is not even the right word, but regional identity to actual ethnicity.
For some reason, once someone thinks that they're something, like once you think you're Armenian, you know what I mean?
Once you think you're Brazilian, it comes with all this other shit like I hate the turks or um i like you know like if you're black i like i like fat girls you know what i mean like that
comes with stuff yeah well you could even you could even dumb it down even further and say i'm
asian i like rice or now that i'm a now that i'm a fan of the raiders i don't like the chiefs right
right right we're just like all of a sudden you're like hey i like team a and they're like oh well team a's rivalry is team c it's like yeah fuck team c well why well because
i'm part of team a and here's the thing so and what's crazy about so there used to be palestinian
jews like that's not gonna work anymore uh hello hi it's been a minute aren't words not meaning anything the quickest path to delusion
aren't words i never heard that but i fucking like it i think words in general are the quickest
path to delusion but but words that don't mean anything really fucking yeah words that are like
don't have the definition can't can't operate within society because then we
all are approaching those words with our own definitions and perspectives so that's why the
definition is important and you could just relate that to crossfit once greg defined what fitness
was we could all look at it and say oh okay are we operating underneath that then we're getting
fitter by definition it's like the intensity before that you could just
say intensity. And like, and I think it's even one of his talks and he's like, yeah,
and the bodybuilders show up and they're like, Oh, you know, this workout was intense. And then
my yoga people show up and they're like, wow, that's the, the, the, those stretches were really
intense. He's like, and then my marathon people show up and they're like, I just ran for a hundred
miles. That was super intense. And he was like, and they're all correct, but they're like i just ran for 100 miles that was super intense and he was like and they're all correct but they're all also talking about three different forms of intensity
without a definition and they want to apply the definition i scared someone and my heartbeat went
up that was intense that was intense right hey he said something so cool yesterday and seaman goes
well let's talk about the dangers of doing high rep Olympic lifts. And he gave all these examples.
But he said, yeah, if you're a heart surgeon, you can't be sewing something shut for 40 hours and the guy bleeds to death.
But you can't be sewed up in 30 seconds.
And so fucking you stitch it fucking, you know, have it throw a bad stitch and shove the needle into the fucking aorta.
He's like, you have to find that sweet spot.
Same with typing. You want to type as fast as you can but you can't have errors
and he gave all these examples he goes this is the same thing man yeah move at the speed move
at the speed that you know and the funny thing is that to that example i'd always say yeah what rep
is it and they go well what do you mean i'm like was it 15 is too many high repetition olympic weight
oh right two oh yeah yeah one or is it five or if i rest in between each one a little bit like do
singles does that still count yeah about touch and go and then all of a sudden you bring up too
many examples like oh okay well the closet doesn't focus on technique like right there it is okay
got it lots of russian jews Lots of German Jews. So many German Jews
So many German Jews killed
Oh, you're out of your fucking oh, oh, sorry. Sorry George. I misread what you said
I thought you said Fields is still smarter.
Starter.
But every mistake will be magnified at home by the volume of boos from the crowd,
so leash is a lot shorter.
You must be talking about Tyson.
Yeah.
Andrew Hiller.
I know.
That's freaking awesome.
I'm assuming you –
Watched the game at home and then went to the
after party that's crazy that's awesome he already got a video done i believe it he sent me he sent
me a screener of it i just wish i don't know if he did he publicly post the bets that he placed
i'm gonna be in big trouble for this i think he public opposed him but i wanted him to win those bets so bad i was like fuck i want to win that
money i didn't understand the bets look at this look at this i just wanted him to win
this isn't public yet there's no way i'm supposed to show this but look at this
i haven't even i haven't watched any of this myself yet look at
how are you and. How are you?
Andrew, how are you, dude?
That's Andrew shaking Tyson Bajan's hand at the afterparty
with the camera.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I'm going to have to hold my shit together tomorrow.
I want to cry when I see him.
Oh, look it, there's more pictures.
The old man, Tyler Scott.
I felt like I had the team, my family,
uh, kind of really...
Dude!
That's the after party.
He got a camera in the fucking NFL after party.
Yeah, that's nuts.
How do you do that?
After he shows this video,
we should have him on at some point to chat about it.
I think it's going to go up today.
Dude, Andrew's about to break 30,000 fucking subscribers.
I think I'm going to be the first one to give this a thumbs up.
Nice.
First viewer, too.
Yeah, Andrew's going to pass 30 pretty soon here.
I was thinking, I don't ever see any female magicians
i was watching my kids my kids are watching some date my obby's so into magic man yeah you're right
and i don't i don't really see any uh i don't really see any female magicians ever
yeah interesting you know any female magicians brian i don't you know any magicians
i can't help you with that one that's an important follow-up question right
i'm gonna pull up uh uh nice to meet you brian by the way is that you too man you too You too, man. You too. We met one time, 2018, 19 in Del Mar. I was walking around.
At the regional?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
You were busy working. I was walking around with Kenny Leverage.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, he introduced me to you.
Was I nice? I always like to ask that.
You were very nice, but you were pretty busy. So like to ask that you're very nice but you were you were
pretty busy so i don't i don't think you gave me any eye contact oh that sucks i'm looking right
into your eyes now that's all good you as well uh brian ellis how's his audio is his audio okay
for you suzer should i turn him up no i got him audio okay for you, Sousa? Should I turn him up? No, I got him okay.
Okay.
You're the founder of Gainsbox.
That's right, yeah.
And I just took it over myself in December.
So it's all-
From your mom?
It was you and your mom you took it from?
You're like, mom, you're retired.
Can you guys hear me? Yes, yes. Who'd you, who'd you take it over from? You had
a business partner? Yeah. Me and my buddy started it in 2015, 2014, 2015. And then,
um, you know, he decided to move on in in December so it's been all me this year
it's cool because when I was a little kid
I used to love getting mail
so like I would
just send away to things on the back of like
boys life magazine oh sorry who's that girl
right there
that's Hannah Eden
god she's fucking incredible
that body's insane.
That's a CrossFit athlete?
She used to be.
She used to be with Reebok, and she did CrossFit for a little bit,
but then she kind of moved on from that.
She's done some crazy shit.
She biked around Iceland one time with like her husband trailing in like an RV.
So she just had her first baby.
Dang.
Okay.
Enough ogling her.
So it was so cool getting mail when I was a kid.
And that's kind of the gains box is kind of that again.
It's like this
thing comes in the mail it's like christmas it touches my inner child every time i get one it's
like it comes in the mail i'm excited i kind of don't want to open it it's like a good movie i
kind of like bum i don't want to start watching it because i know then it's i won't have it to
watch later so i kind of let it sit around for a couple days and then i kind of open it like when
i'm really going to be able to give it attention.
Yeah.
Does your wife like them too?
She loves them.
Yeah.
Well, she also has three kids, so she even takes longer to open them, but she loves them too.
Yeah, absolutely.
What's the idea behind it?
Hey, Siobhan, my internet is not doing well.
Can I jump on my phone on this thing?
Please.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jump on your phone.
Okay.
Let me jump right back in.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
He's serious.
There's a heart attack.
Or he just had a shitty connection.
Let's see.
We shall find out.
Sean. Sean Lenderman.
I hate that fake titty look.
I respect that.
I respect that you're not liking it a lot.
Respect that a lot.
Respect that, yeah.
One quick piece right before he comes in,
this line that I was thinking of the whole time
was from 1984.
Whoever controls the past controls the future, comes in this line that i was thinking of the whole time was from 1984 whoever controls uh the
past controls the future and whoever controls the present controls the past
so you want to control the present so you can change the story from the past
so that you can control the future that's right
fuck dude why didn't you just say so why'd you have to make it all
i mean i just there's just a quote that's
i thought it was gonna make me stitch this together you have to bake my own cake here's
three items bake your own shit can i have a grilled cheese sandwich and you
suzel just throw you some cheese an an oven, and some bread. I'll let you. Here.
Here's some fire and a stick of cheese
melted onto that.
I knew a female magician
in high school.
Oh, that's kind of cool.
Oh.
Is that worse?
Hey, is that worse? It's a little stuttery. Is that worse? Yo Hey, is that worse?
It's a little stuttery
Is that worse?
It might be worse
How is it for you?
As long as you can hear us
That there's no like weird pauses in the audio
I think we're good
Yeah, I was getting pauses on the audio before
The Wi-Fi at my new office is not doing well right now
Are you in the Gaines office?
Yeah, I just moved offices
So tell me the origins
of gains what's the idea behind it what made you think that it would work like what's it touch on
what what's the psychological uh you know premise behind it i understand why like i want to wear
pants because i'm trying to hide my dick what's the what's the premise behind the gains box
so i i started i was doing a a men's monthly subscription box back in like 2014 because i did
not want to go shopping and i would just you know get these boxes in the mail to dress myself
and i was actually doing a uh a local crossfit comp and i saw all these people just walking over
to these different tents buying stuff buying t buying t-shirts, wrist wraps, socks, whatever.
And I was wearing one of those shirts that I was getting in the mail. And I was like,
why isn't there stuff like this for fitness? These people are already spending, you know,
150, $200 on their gym membership. Like there should be a box out here for this. So
started thinking about it. I was competing with a friend and she was like,
why don't you come talk to my husband? And that's who I started the business with is. So we started
it the next day, planned for like six months. And then we put the box out in June of 2015.
And, and our main thing was going to be to, to have that apparel piece in there. So that was super important for us. So there, there is a formula like to it, like you have like 20 items and you're like, okay,
every, every, every quarter, every six months, we have to get these 12 items in here. Like
a piece of clothes, something to eat, something you, something that goes in a shaker,
something that's used as a recovery tool. There's like the categories. Is that how you do it?
Yeah. I want to make sure that we hit on all the categories
and then we make sure that the brands that are inside aren't competing.
So I'm not going to put like a Nike and a Reebok in there together.
I'm not going to put two different pre-workouts.
So we'll have apparel, accessories, equipment, supplement, consumable,
some type of wellness product maybe so different different brands will
come in and some of them will be on a donation basis in exchange for like the brand awareness
and marketing value and some of them you know i'll have to get at a a much cheaper price in
order to make it work right and the box is crazy the box is like so robust have you ever had anything that like
was gonna go in there but just didn't fit and you're like fuck we just can't do it what a
yeah an assault bike right dude that would be crazy so i had to uh you know there's certain
things in there that either they fit but they're too heavy or like things like that where like i was talking to assault and they wanted to work together so
that's when we gotta come up with like hey let's do a giveaway or let's make like i don't know
some assault socks or something so we have the luxury of you know making anything we'd like as
well we can put it in the box and then we can direct them back to like, Hey, you got your assault socks, for example, let's go get an assault bike for 20% off. So it's, it's good awareness and sales for
them too. Is there a certain number of items that are in every box? Um, there'll be at least like
six or seven, uh, just really depends on how big those items are so like this quarter like for we just try to go really big
for quarter four we'll have we have joggers in there we have a jump rope in there we have bands
we have sliders so we have a bunch of big items we have a gains shaker bottle in there um so and
then we'll also put in smaller items that kind of come on a sample basis because those come in free and they're easy to throw in there.
I want to say my last box had 20 items in it. It had four kinds of jerky fish alone or something.
The tuna?
Yeah. There were four packages of different varieties of that alone.
of different varieties of that alone.
Yeah, yeah.
And there's a lot of brands that want to tap into the fitness industry.
So we always figure that, you know,
we'd be a good avenue for them
because we hit the masses very quickly.
That company in particular, SafeCatch,
they want to be like a fitness tuna on the go.
You know, it's those easy-to-go packets
that they can use.
Where do people go to sign up for it?
Sorry, what was that? Where do people go to sign up for it? Sorry, what was that?
Where do people go to subscribe to it?
Where do you go to sign up for the gains box?
Thegainsbox.com.
That's it.
And then, and there it is.
And how, is it almost all CrossFitters that are signed up for it?
Like who's, who's the purchasing group?
that are signed up for it?
Like who's in the purchasing group?
Yeah, so we started in CrossFit in, you know, in 2015, like I said,
and on our website we had that on there.
It's like the number one CrossFit subscription box.
We were the only one at the time.
But, you know, after six, seven months,
CrossFit gave us a cease and desist saying we can't use their name.
So if you'd like to use our name, you know, pay us $150,000 to be a sponsor. And at that time, we were like, well, shit, we don't have that type of money. So we're not doing that. So we
changed it to a functional fitness, number one functional fitness subscription box. But we were,
yeah, we were very entrenched into the crossfit
space we still are now um in the past we did it on a monthly basis and we had different you know
curators that would come in and say this is their box so like camille leblanc for example we did a
couple of boxes with her and it's easy to bring her in say this is my box these are all my sponsors
because they all have you know sponsors at the time so um at that time we worked with like some of the the bigger names in the
sport which was great it brought in a lot of traffic um and they were mainly all crossfitters
at that time um and then we decided which didn't i didn't really agree with and I want to get back to doing curators to kind of move towards general fitness and not so much the curator part of it.
Some of it was a little polarizing.
So, for example, we did like a CT Fletcher box and we lost a bunch of female subscribers.
So it's like what female wants to buy a CT Fletcher box and wear his stuff, wear his stuff, which, you know, we had great stuff in there,
but it's like, it doesn't really resonate with, with my female subscribers.
So we kind of moved away from the curators at that point.
Is there, so it's a one sex box.
Once you go online, like on the website you were showing,
you can sign up for the women's box or the mailbox.
Oh, there's two.
Yeah. So the only difference really is going to be like the apparel.
Okay.
So most of the items in there will be the same,
except for like,
we might do like a free workout for the men and like,
maybe like a super greens for the female,
for example,
but it takes,
that takes you to the same page.
Yeah,
dude.
Like I think you're selling yourself short.
Look at this, look at this.
I'm going to push you out for one second.
Sousa, look at this box.
One, two, three.
I think I had this box.
Are those the born primitive pants?
Yes.
Yeah.
I had that box fall of 20 of 2022.
Oh yeah.
And I had that, this box is crazy, dude.
Yeah. Yeah, man. It's's been it's been um you know we've had really good deals on stuff and then there's other times where it's like you know
price for things have gone up so drastically you know just getting things in because i have to
think about you know seven to ten different brands every quarter to put in the box and then you know
where is this stuff
coming from? How soon can I get it? Um, are they manufacturing it? Are they pulling from their own
stock? So it's kind of a, a song and a dance. I have to play with these different brands all the
time. It's a very time consuming. And that's one of the reasons why I moved it from a monthly to
a quarterly box is to give it more time. You know, are you, are you are you um is this your full-time job
yeah wow yeah you don't have it do you have another job another hustle another business
yeah i mean like this is open doors to to do other boxes and stuff so um i've been approached
to do a ton of different things so for example uh i don't know if you know who buff bunny is or Heidi Summers.
No, I like the name buff bunny.
Yeah.
So sure.
She and her fiance do alpha leap and she has her own line of clothing and stuff. So she came out with an app and then they asked me to do a PR boxes for that one.
So I just sent those out last week, for example.
And, uh, yeah, that's her. She,
I made, I made, you know, water bottles and booty bands and a hair clip and they went in these
really nice boxes and she sent them out to like 250 of her people in her Rolodex to promote her
app. So that's, you know, some, some of the things I do on the side like that.
And then, you know, working through this, I got introduced to the president and owner of NutriShop. He's got like 210 stores across the nation. He's always wanted to do a box. So
after my partner left in December, I hit him up and said, hey, let's do this so that I can run that ship myself with him.
We're actually launching a new box that's more,
it's basically apparel and supplements,
but it's under the NutriShop name called ShopBox.
That will be going live later this week, actually.
You're launching a competitor to your own box?
Kind of a competitor, kind of not.
I feel like the people that shop at like a NutraShop are a little bit different than
the people that shop for Gainsbox.
Gainsbox is more that CrossFit functional fitness and NutraShop is more of like the
24-hour fitness type person.
Is this stressful what you're doing? fitness and new shop is more of like the 24 hour fitness type person um do you do you like is this
stressful what you're doing is this stressful job uh yeah it it's a little stressful because
we constantly have to kind of reinvent ourselves with like how we're selling these boxes so like
if we're not getting subscribers like this thing's dead you know, and people come in all the time.
And one of the reasons they stop subscribing is like, hey, man, everything's great.
I just have so much shit now.
I don't need to spend another hundred dollars on more shit.
Right.
And then, you know, in the past when we started, it was super easy because we started when basically Instagram was blowing up and we didn't know it was going to work like this, but we would send a box to like Jamie Hagia over here in LA and she would post and we would see, you know, 50, 60 sales immediately. So we were like, okay, this is what we're going to do. We're going to do this influencer marketing. We're going to send boxes to all the personal athletes. We know opened up doors to more athletes. They would post and we would get sales now it's to the point that you know
everyone's doing that um so we're we're trying to find ways to to combat that or you know continue
to find the ones that are sticky yeah it's um i remember the del mar days and i would see gains
box around everywhere like everywhere everywhere, everywhere, everywhere.
And now I don't. And I want, I wonder why that is. I don't, but I don't see you. I don't know.
I couldn't name one competitor. If someone told me, Hey, what's the box that you order? And then
you get the mystery gifts in it. I would say Gaines box. Like, I mean, you don't need to say
any competitors, but are you saying that there are competitors out there? Yeah. There's some
that have popped up and then they gone away. And then there's some that there's some that have popped up and then they've gone away and then there's some that there's some that have stuck around for a little while it's just that i feel like what's kept ours
going is that like i said that apparel piece where you go on and you i get your gender top and bottom
size whereas my competitors they send out one box and everyone gets like a unisex large t-shirt, for example. So it's not one that's personally curated to you.
But yeah, there's a couple other ones out there.
I think the box, I've loved every single box.
I think they're fucking great.
I love all the stuff in there.
I like it when you put cookies in there,
because I won't buy cookies, but then I get to eat a cookie.
So I like even the giant plant-based cookie was good for me.
And the clothes are dope.
Those Born Primitive clothes, I mean, I ended up getting three more pairs of those sweats because they were in the box.
Nice.
That's good.
That's the point of it.
How long do you think you'll do this?
Do you think this is a lifetime affair um i don't
know i mean it's been working out the last eight years um yeah i've had a i've had a couple of
people come in and um i'm actually talking to one again who who want to purchase the company
um and i feel like it might that might be the move right now. You know, usually, you know, startups, I don't think that people keep them around for so long and, um, should have sold it back in like
2018. At that time I had like 8,000 subscribers on a monthly basis. Um, and that's when I feel
like CrossFit might've been at one of its heights. Yeah. That would have been real good. But you
know, someone, you know, was interested in it, for example, where he has his own fulfillment center,
he has two supplement lines that he owns.
And then he's also into some other wellness stuff.
So he has all these other companies where it's just kind of like he wants to
market those companies and it'd be easy to grab a hold of something like gains
box where he can constantly put his companies in the box himself.
And that would eliminate, that would eliminate so much work like for example if I had that because right now it's
Going through a backlog of brands that want to be in the box asking for samples vetting them make sure that they're good
Whereas you know, I never really
started a company
Another business that would go inside gains box. I was just made gains box type items,
you know,
um,
uh,
Mike pool boy.
I got a gains box once it had a fleshlight in it.
It turns out it was just a barbell sleeve.
You used to clean the chalk off the bars.
I learned that the hard way.
Oh,
Oh yeah.
I sent him one of those fleshlights and used one.
I don't know if they still sell those things i i'm not i'm an expert in a lot of things not in the uh okay um i'm even a proclaimed expert maybe i am an expert i just
don't want to admit it hey where do you live uh i'm down in huntington
beach and that's a good spot right um every time i um i go to newport like four times a year for
two weeks and every time i go down there i'm like why do i live up here i meet like every time i'm
down there i meet like five fucking cool famous hard-working people like i mean like a pro some
sort of professional athlete or huntington beach is like that too right
just networking's off the chart right yeah it's great down here um it's super expensive though
as yeah as you probably know everywhere in california is but yeah um yeah it's just you
know different different spots are are good uh orange county's great part playing with your kid
you look over you start talking to some guy and he's fucking on the Angels.
Yeah.
Right?
It's not like – and he's playing with his kid, right?
It really is like that in those parts.
Huntington Beach, Newport Beach, those areas.
Yeah, Newport's great.
Huntington's great.
That's where – I don't know if you know, but that's where I met Kenny at OCCF.
And I ended up buying his portion of OCCF at that time.
And it was me and his other partner running that thing.
And I learned real quick that owning an affiliate like that was a lot more work than, than, than it sounds like. And,
and I know I've heard those horror stories was like, Oh,
don't buy an affiliate because you know, it's so time consuming.
If you're not running it right,
it's not going to work out. And I definitely learned that.
Is Orange County CrossFit still around?
No, it's changed hands a couple of times now and it's changed names.
I mean, the actual gym is still there,
but it's called Iron Coast Fitness now, I believe.
Oh, okay. It's not, it's not even a CrossFit gym believe oh okay it's not it's not even across the
gym no it's still it's still across it they're affiliated yeah okay but it's called iron coast
yeah hey what was hard about it when you bought it what was hard about it just keeping members
making it profitable yeah that was hard um i thought it was going to be one where because
i would go in there when i work out in the morning like at six or seven so i was i thought hey i'm
going to come out here i'm going to work out for in the morning and then I'm gonna
work here until like 11 12 o'clock and then I'm gonna go to my office and work on Gainsbox the
rest of the day and I was kind of in position to do that with Gainsbox everything was on autopilot
and then I found myself doing that and I wouldn't leave OCCF until four or five o'clock because
there's so much damn work to do. There's so many people to talk to. And I was looking up seeing
like, shit, I made a hundred dollars all day here at OCCF where I could have made, you know,
a thousand dollars, a couple thousand dollars at Gaines box in the same amount of time. So
I decided to, you know, get rid of it after like a year.
Hey,
um,
this guy,
uh,
Sean thinks you,
because you sniffled,
uh,
you should do a cocaine box.
That's a good idea.
These assholes in the comments,
man,
that's great.
Listen,
he has COVID.
He has COVID 17 or COVID 75.
Leave the fucking guy alone.
My goodness.
I mean, he can't say I would ask for it and then probably order it.
If he's going to ask for it, I'm going to make it, and you better buy it.
Lifetime subscriber.
Hey, anything crazy ever happen in a box where you put something in there,
and it leaked and ruined every box?
You put five-hour energy, and it leaked in every box. Like you put like five hour energy and it leaked in every box and you're like, fuck.
I put, remember those callus shavers
they used to make, right?
I don't know if they still make them.
They came with like razor blades on them.
Those were getting dislodged in the box.
So the razor blade was bouncing around
and I had a fit aid in there
and they were just piercing the fit aids
and just exploding everything all over the place.
So that wasn't fun.
And that's a lot of replacement boxes to send out.
Oh, that sucks.
Yeah.
Some of those unforeseen things.
We also had, we were sending, we would pack our boxes in-house here in Santa Ana.
And then we would send them to a fulfillment center to put the
labels on them because they had cheaper shipping. One time they put 350 male large labels on male
large boxes on female small boxes. So all of these female smalls opened up these boxes they got male large apparel and it's
like do i pay to have them sent back and then send them a new box again or do i just send them a new
box and then i have to pay double shipping so things like things like that have been like
unforeseen problems that i've learned the hard way yeah there was this guy that i was working with he had a beef jerky company mom and pop right just
a dude just a dude and his family doing and they had sourced this beef from new zealand that was
truly grass-fed because i guess the beef in the united states when they say it's grass-fed it's
not necessarily grass-fed because you can feed it grains at the end of its life.
It's called finishing feeding or whatever.
So in New Zealand, you can't do that.
So he gets the meat from there, and he packages $300,000 worth of beef jerky, and somehow each piece, they didn't seal right.
And so it all rotted in the warehouse.
And that cost him $300,000.
I don't know how people work the even these stories how did
your business survive those two things like that's got to be that sounds like really fucking expensive
yeah super expensive um it's that's why like after you go through every problem like that
you kind of know you kind of have to go through each one to know that it actually exists so
you know it's kind of learning and not mistakes never been made again.
Yeah. It was Sogo snacks. That's right. Yeah. The Sogo snacks. Hey, how did,
how did the, the so-called pandemic affect your business? Not at all.
Chill since, since you mail stuff.
Yeah, it was really good. Actually. We,
we got more subscribers through that. Yeah. People wanted, you know,
at home fitness. So that's what we were,
we were doing. And, um, we had kind of had a skeleton crew, but you know,
I was still going to the office. It was fine. Yeah. And, um, uh,
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um uh assault bike killed it then too all the all the fucking road killed it all the fitness
people that whole fucking industry murdered it right yeah there was uh i don't know if you remember there was just like
a backlog of people wanting you know fitness equipment so even these small ones that want to
work with us you know they were like well we don't have any equipment at all to to give
so and the government was printing money i got so much money during the pandemic because i
have three kids yeah nice yeah so much crazy crazy crazy kid keep your mouth shut and here's your
check savvy yeah um well dude i appreciate you coming on i i love the box um huge fan of it uh
i'm not just saying it because i get it it's like it. Every time it comes, it's dope.
There's tons of cool, fun stuff in there.
I feel like you bring value, and it's obvious you work hard on it.
So thank you.
Thanks for coming on, man.
Yeah, man.
Thanks for having me, and I'll keep sending you and your wife the boxes.
Awesome.
And if there's ever anything you ever want to come back on to be like,
hey, the box is coming out next week.
You guys should order because we have this, or you want to tease anything. Let me know.
Use me to
manipulate these ding-dongs
in the chat, please. Cool, yeah. Tell them to buy
it right now. It's available.
Yeah, go get it. Will there be
cocaine in the next box?
If that dude subscribes, I will
send him a baggie of cocaine.
All right. You heard it.
All right, brother. Thank you so much for coming on, cocaine. All right. You heard it. All right, brother.
Thank you so much for coming on, Brian.
All right.
Thanks a lot.
All right.
Ciao.
Who wants the blow?
Vindicate should have a CEO patch.
Does anyone use patches?
Tell me.
Does anyone use patches? Tell me. Does anyone use patches?
Who uses patches?
Uh, I'm gonna show you this. So, when he said Bunny Buffer, Buffer Bunny, I went to, um...
I went to that website and I just now this popped up on the screen.
How is that an attractive photo?
Can you guys see that?
That you want me,
that's what you want.
You want me to sign up for 10% off and that's the picture.
What is going on with her legs?
Doesn't, off and that's the picture what is going on with her legs doesn't man i'm either something's wrong with me or something's wrong with the world
who thought that was a good idea for a picture
my goodness My goodness. This.
What a show.
That was cool that Sousa was on.
Thank God.
Right.
I think I'm done.
When's the last time I did a show under an hour and a half?
Tomorrow Tyson Bajan's coming on.
Pretty excited about that.
We could watch more of that Andrew Hiller video if you want.
Oh.
Or.
Oh. Shit. Oh. Or oh shit
So we have Tyson on tomorrow
And Wednesday we have rich froning
That's gonna be awesome. I love seeing rich my wife just texted me is it cool to do an 11 a.m yoga class yes
all right what do you guys want to do you guys want to do anything
i think my phone's working now. Can someone call?
Because I had it forwarded to Sevan's phone.
Jesus Christ.
I had it forwarded to
Tony's phone?
No.
What's the guy's name I do this show with?
Sousa's phone.
I need to scroll up.
Where do I go?
I go to phone settings.
And there's a forwarding.
Call forwarding. Call forwarding.
It's off.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
No, it's on.
Now it's off.
Don't call.
If you called, you probably just called Sousa.
Shit.
Now I'm turning it off.
Okay, so we will. i have to rework um i have to get a different israeli affiliate on couldn't do gershon today um so i'll send him uh
oh okay i got it
oh here we go
hey hey is it working it is let me let me just make let me just make sure i can get
you on the bluetooth and so we're all up and running hey do you think eventually oh it still
says call forwarding hey do you think eventually i'm travis will be wearing one of those ceo shirts
like an oppressor like in the presser i hope so i got a message from him Saturday. He asked for more shirts. Oh, no shit. He did?
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Look at him.
And hey, just so you know, I would be so pissed at most people.
I lost you.
I would be so pissed at most people if they contacted you.
Hello?
Oh, you're back.
What'd you say?
I would be so pissed at most people if they contacted you directly, but with Tyson, I
just got a little chub.
Who contacted you, Tyson or Travis?
Oh, Tyson does.
Oh, my God.
Hey, dude, can you make him a CEO beanie?
Like a sick one.
Ooh.
I'll have to look at that.
Beanies are tough.
Because he wears beanies in the press conference.
I noticed that.
I'll have to look at that.
Hey, he wears do-rags, too.
He does.
Yeah, can we get CEO do-rags? CEO do-rags too. He does. Yeah, can we get CEO do-rags?
CEO do-rags.
He wears the ones that are pre-wrapped.
I was looking at them on Amazon.
Not the ones with the shit dangling in the back.
Right.
No, he wears tighter ones.
Yeah.
He's a good dude.
That game plan they put together yesterday was
fucking amazing and the way he played like super conservative
so professional like he didn't panic when when people were coming after him they made adjustments
to the i listened to the press conference and they made adjustments to the line i think they
moved three linemen to different positions and i think he what had to scramble a handful of times and that's it
i can't wait and he checked what it's like getting sacked oh dude can you imagine no
freaking 300 pounders running running that, just taking you down.
I can't imagine.
Cave Dastro says he wears the rainbow NFL beanie.
So here's the thing.
He did yesterday.
Here's the thing you have to understand.
Here's the thing.
We have been completely destroyed.
Because that beanie is actually the cancer
raise cancer awareness beanie
the NFL has and all the different
colors in the beanie represent
the different kinds of cancer
but because we're
fucking crazy extremist
conservative psychopaths
the rainbow's
been ruined for us
I always feel weird
when I wear something.
Step back and take a shot of Coca-Cola.
No shit.
Just chill.
Take a shot of Kratom?
Yeah. No.
No.
Dude, that shit.
Horrible, dude. It was horrible.
I tried Kratom once
and I didn't notice anything.
I did.
So there's a company called Onnit.
They're a supplement company that Rogan was part of.
I don't know if he's anymore.
So they have a product called AlphaBrain,
which is supposed to help with cognitive stuff.
So I took some AlphaBrain, probably took more than I should have.
And like an hour later I took,
I had an energy drink and I felt exactly like you did.
I thought I was going to fucking die.
Yeah.
You know,
what's crazy too is I just drank a fit aid.
I went into some supermarket and got like a sugar-free fit aid for the ride
home.
And I drank that after or before I drank the kratom and yeah and i was
dude it was horrible yeah i felt like a morning sickness like i was on the verge yeah it was i
i wanted to throw up so bad and i couldn't it was it was awful dude and someone asked if i pooped i
had this dream last night i've never had a dream like this i had a dream where i was sitting on a toilet and couldn't shit last night it was so crazy it felt so real and i have no problem shitting i'm
like i prairie dog quick like i wake up in the morning i have to run to the toilet even if i
don't have to shit i could just sit on a toilet and breathe one out i can always take a shit like
like people can always pee i could always always poop. You don't text,
you don't text your friends,
you don't text your friends on the toilet.
Cause you're too fast.
No,
no,
I still hang out.
I still hang out,
but I just,
I can just do stomach breathing and just poop.
Like whatever.
I called for a reason.
I can remember to hear about my pooping,
my amazing fucking bladder control.
No shit.
No,
I know it was,
um, Travis, I don't want to hear you say ceo hat
that could be hard i want you to be like absolutely we'll make a one-off we're gonna get rich together
fuck it we'll do it all right cool you man go ahead done uh ceo shirts at rogue we'll have some
no i'm not doing a booth but i will will have shirts there. All right, cool.
So shameless.
I had this other guy making shirts for me.
One time I called him on a Sunday.
He told me not to call him on a Sunday.
Oh, such a dick.
Told you I'm always on.
And then what was another thing?
I work with this other T-shirt company and they sent Josh Bridges a large.
I go, dude, I told you to send him a medium.
They said we didn't have any large.
I'm like, dude, listen.
You have a body like fucking Josh. That was the same company.
No, no, no.
I cannot confirm or deny.
If you have a body like fucking Josh Bridges,
you don't wear the wrong size shirt.
You have to, next time you talk to Andrew,
you have to give him shit.
When we were at Crash, had a ceo shirt on yeah i saw it i saw i saw the yeah it was not the one that i made oh it was the other
company and he felt so bad i think the one i'm wearing right now is from the other company right
purple uh it might be i have a purple one now oh but yes this gold on here on this one is
nice wait let me see no no that's mine oh it is okay yeah that's the metallic yeah this is nice
i thought this was from the other company this is nice freaking no faith what's crazy is that
i'm a large in this shirt so like if i It's crazy how tight these shirts are on me.
But they're not tight around the tits or the gut, which is just everything, right?
Because then it can just hang off my shoulders.
You're in that in-between size. I don't even use that brand anymore because they completely fucked up their sizing.
I have three stacks of CEO shirts that we made for Wadapalooza that are all sized wrong.
So what do you do with them?
Because the manufacturer screwed up.
What do you do with them?
I'll relabel them.
Oh, okay.
I'll just label them as mediums.
But I've had thousands of dollars of apparel that was printed wrong because the shirt size is wrong and the company's not doing
anything about it i've had four companies reach out and tell me the same thing oh that's uh that
the sizes are wrong and they're not fixing it let us know if we ever need to blast someone
uh dick butter i got three free ones from the 2022 games who made them that was
travis made those i think yeah they said CA hormones on the back, maybe? Yep.
We did those.
Okay, cool.
I just want to give that plug.
Cool.
All right.
Thanks for the –
Oh, so stuff for Tyson.
Yes.
I'm just waiting for him to get back to me on what sizes he needs.
God, you know what else would be fucking crazy, too, is to make him a zipper hoodie.
I know those are really hard to make no they're not i can do that that said ceo across the chest across the chest is
hard because of the zipper and we have lettering that goes right down the middle but you could do a, like a left chest design where it's off to the side.
That's not gangster enough.
It's gotta be good.
I'll research it.
Okay.
You the man.
All right.
Hey, we got to fucking ride this.
We got to ride this dude.
This dude's, uh, this dude's Billy, the kid smile and make you famous.
It's crazy.
I love it.
Yeah.
We can all. And it doesn't hurt that he's a wagon to this. It's crazy. I love it. Yeah, we can all just –
And it doesn't hurt that he's a good dude.
You know, he's not a cocky – he's got swagger, but he's not cocky.
Yeah.
How about when they – did you see the presser when they asked about his throwing ability?
Oh, that he's got a cannon?
Yeah.
Like, I got a cannon.
I got a cannon? Yeah. Like, I got a cannon. I got a cannon.
He's awesome.
Okay.
Good dude.
Okay.
Bye.
All right, man.
In touch.
Bye.
Tyson Bajent Presser.
Presser, is that what it is?
Tyson Bajent Presser.
Tyson Bajent Presser.
How do you spell Presser?
Presser? Just type in Presser. And then I'll go to videos.
You got to see this. Oh, I think I saw it and I fucked it up.
I think it was it.
Oh, my God.
Hi. Hey, caller, hi.
Hold on. Kind of a neat story
Remember when Dave Castro came back
Working for CrossFit
He was on your show
He got fired and then came back
Yeah he got fired by Rosa
And then came back
Yeah I remember that
He was on your show
Well he shared his email
And said like because he was working with affiliates
if you had any questions whatever reach out to him david so i had moved yeah so i had moved
like 40 minutes from my gym and it was just so much to travel and so i went looking for a few
gyms i went to one gym and they didn't have like when i went there they don't go over the
movements they don't warm up nothing they just like tell you what the workout is and then you do
it and it was not the atmosphere i preferred and then i asked about my wife getting involved and
they don't even do like foundations classes what state is that what state is that it's in new
hampshire laconia new hampshire's crossfit novaita oh yeah I don't mind I don't mind okay
oh I have no problem I was not impressed at all I mean this guy he was in his 50s he told me he's
one of the top in the um open for his age group which is incredible but then like I'm 30 31 and
like when we did the workout together like I was was beating him, but he's like super fit.
But all he did was like brag beforehand.
And then after I was beating him, he like stopped the workout to like take a phone call.
So it just wasn't the vibe, you know.
Douche nozzle.
Douche nozzle.
For real, like super impressively fit.
And like to be keeping up with any 23- old guy like good for him seriously but like i
didn't need him to brag so i was gonna go to another gym it's crossfit dude i did 10 i did
10 cleans with 135 without stopping do you always do them barefoot because i saw a video of you
doing barefoot always i just wanted to brag but go on okay Hey, actually, can I ask you about toe spacers?
Sure. But after that, I want to hear the rest of your story because I got some issues with affiliates that do that shit too.
I'm liking your story, but go ahead. Toe spacers.
They don't smell. They don't hold the smell. That's what you're going to ask.
I don't mind the smell.
Okay.
So I have the $3.50 ones from Amazon and I love them.
Why should I spend the $20 on Toastbacers?
I don't know.
No, I couldn't tell you.
You should try that out and tell me.
You have the donut ones, right?
They're blue and they're donut ones?
No, they're black.
They're one of the top four
when you search Toastbacers on Amazon.
They're $3.50. I couldn't turn it down.
I had them the next day. And you like them? i mean my big toe doesn't really need too much correction
so but the rest of my toes they'll stay splayed for a while yeah i don't know i don't like it
fuck it yeah don't don't don't do so all right and by the way story you could have fucking you
just fucked one of my sponsors just like you fucked that gym but go on oh boy oh boy
but i love that ball that they sell you know the two balls that come together
all right so um i'm putting on my toe spacers now so then i was gonna go to juggernaut fitness right
and uh actually that was a slam dunk for you to stand
up for toe spacers why they are better than the cheap brands so I think you screwed it up but I
have no idea yeah you gotta fix that up all right so juggernaut fitness Laconia New Hampshire they
had a crossfit sign out front but I couldn't find them on the affiliate map. So it like ate at me.
And so then I reached out to Dave Castro cause I got his email.
So Dave Castro,
Austin,
Melio,
Dave Castro,
you know,
back,
but CC to Austin,
Melio and,
um,
some other names that I,
I can't remember the names,
but I remember like you talking about,
I'm like,
Oh man,
these are big names.
Was it Gary Gaines?
Was it Gary Gaines? Was this back in the day i think so okay oh no no this is
they have a new affiliate director and they have a new chief marketing officer i have no idea who
they are like no like it's crazy that i would if i don't know someone they suck by the way
it's just the way it is all right i could look back and think about else but regardless it was
pretty neat to see them be so responsive jump on it get back to it right all right so now let's
fast forward i'm back to driving 40 minutes to my gym because where my house is even though i have
all the equipment i don't have a space to do it so i'm driving back and forth now i'm like kind
of like man like i want to find a local box but there isn't one that
i know of that's like a good quality atmosphere unless i want to drive 34 35 45 minutes i almost
feel like there needs to be i mean they took down the crossfit sign and they're no longer a crossfit
affiliate or whatever you know but um and i almost feel like there needs to be like an inspection of some of these gyms.
I don't know. I know they're not franchises, but what do you think?
I mean, no foundation class.
No, no, I'm a huge libertarian.
Let free markets decide for themselves.
There doesn't need to be because like, hey, dude, for every person like you that just wants some fucking basic civility like high.
There's fucking 30 people out there with asperger's that
don't want anyone fucking talking to them you know what i mean so like fuck it let those but
fuck dude like i hear so many crazy stories like that like can you i cannot imagine running a gym
and someone walks in and i don't say hi to them i don't walk over shake their hand and then get out
of their way you know what i mean like just hey what's up how are you like make everyone feel welcome i want your money and i want you to come and train and
i have no idea like what you're um what you what you're about and i just i just it's my
fucking business it's you just walked into my living room like if you come to my house
i'm not the kind of person that's like hey would you like sparkling water i hand you one
okay you know what i mean these people who don't aren't like that like you will never I'm not the kind of person that's like, hey, would you like a sparkling water? I hand you one.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
These people who don't aren't like that, like you will never be as good and as successful as me ever.
And I don't know if you can even fake it what I got. I think it has to do with my ethnicity, my cultural, my cultural, the things that come culturally with my ethnicity.
Not my God-given right like like like you know taking
a shit or having a huge dong but i'm talking about like my parents taught me like you don't
offer someone food when they come to your house you fucking lay out a spread salami nuts you know
good cauliflower and then they can eat in sparkling water shit like that and these people
who don't run their gyms like that, dude, you ain't going nowhere.
Unless you're just going to put, I mean, you're in the people business, right?
If you're not in the people business, great.
If you're just some fucking dork with a PhD in math and you're going to make $5 billion a year and be miserable, go ahead.
Kudos to you too.
Dick Butter said he has racial superiority complex as possible
yeah you're definitely in the service industry and you're there not to make i mean affiliate
owners really aren't making money so you're there you're there for other reasons so i i totally get
that but i do want to give a shout out to my gym it's white mountain crossfit in concord new hampshire
and when i first started there i mean i was broke as
a joke and i was barely being able to afford it and then like after a year i mean i was driving
like a 1995 toyota camry station wagon with 300 000 miles on it you know i paid 300 bucks for it
like living as ghetto as possible one pair of crossfit shoes and i came to the owners i was
like dude i can't afford to do this i gotta take some time off and they let me still come for a little while.
And then one of the members secretly paid for me for a little while.
And like, yeah, that the gym that I go to, they're phenomenal. You know,
it's like the atmosphere that you expect now, now life's much different for me.
Life's much better,
but I just wanted to give them a shout out because they're definitely a great gym.
Awesome.
Well, thank you.
And thank you for the public service message to all gym owners out there.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, hopefully things will go better at that other gym.
I mean, I probably won't be going back.
Wolverine.
I travel to gyms frequently and I get ignored a lot when I walk in.
It's a bad vibe.
Yeah, it's not good.
The thing is, is because gyms are click. CrossFit gyms frequently and I get ignored a lot when I walk in. It's a bad vibe. Yeah, it's not good. The thing is, is because gyms are click.
CrossFit gyms are clicks.
You just have to assume that you accept that.
So then it has to be a friendly click.
And if your CrossFit gym is not a click, the paradox is you're probably also not running a good CrossFit gym.
So you need community, click, choose whatever word you want.
But then it has to be fucking accepting or welcoming.
Or you're just going to be just like not going to be successful. Or you going to be successful but you're going to be stuck in one place it can't just be the gym owners i don't know my opinion i'm the same way if i don't know you
well you'll need the gym owner will lead the gym owner will set the tone for the culture
right yeah i always like it when there's a new person in the gym and like before the warm-up like all
right we got this guy such and such just starting you know why don't we all introduce ourselves and
say something you know embarrassing or about ourselves or something funny or whatever it is
you know and or what we had for breakfast like i appreciate that you know breaks the ice that we
all get to know each other a little bit better and sometimes we don't even know each other's
name and been working out for each other for six months, you know,
Or in the morning or in the morning class.
What I like to do is if you've got like a big morning class,
like 20 people and it's a cold morning,
I like to ask all the clients to close their eyes and be like, okay,
on the count of three, everyone yell out whose nipples are hard.
Whose nipples are hard.
Cause everyone knew that one chick that walked in her nipples are hard.
No one just screams, Carol.
And it's funny.
I like doing that one.
Hey, do you remember you interviewed a guy named Adam Hawkins?
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, he was like a ranger or something, right?
He was a ranger or something.
Yeah.
So I still have to listen to that interview.
I'm so mad that I haven't.
But he was a coach he was
one of my first coaches he was a cool dude um i don't know if it was a very good podcast but i
really liked him i liked interacting with that guy he's a go-getter he's he's very fit but his
wife it like embarrasses everybody at the gym it is is hilarious. Like she's very unsuspecting,
but man,
like she makes grown men look silly.
It's pretty funny.
Did you,
did you see the,
um,
the Tyson,
Tyson Beijing get the game ball yesterday?
Dude,
that was cool.
I'm glad you posted that.
So I,
you can see the outline of his penis in his pants.
Oh my word. Why do you look at that?
Someone told me. I swear I didn't look. Someone told me. I didn't look. I swear.
So I'm from Chicago originally and been living in New Hampshire most of my life.
And this is the most excited I've been to watch the Bears since they went to the Super Bowl in like 2007.
It's been hard to be a fan for a while
you know so it's just nice to have a crossfitter in the space like you know proving the methodology
and dude what a stud he is and hey but but here's the question don't those guys play with cups
you know i wouldn't because that means He took his cup out
Right
As one of the first things he did
He took his shirt out
Off and his cup out
Dude I would keep that thing in
Even in the locker room
You never know
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Alright
Well thank you for calling
Yeah you have a good one
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Bye
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Hey, what's up, Swolverine?
Someone's saying, where's the sponsors on the bottom?
I don't really know how to do that.
Let me see.
I don't know how to do that.
That's a – I thought I knew how to do that.
Maybe I make my picture smaller. No, I don I knew how to do that. Maybe I make my picture smaller.
No, I don't know how to do that.
Oh, like if I go like that?
Nah, I'm doing that.
It can't be that small.
What, that?
That?
That.
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
There's a comment down here I am going to ask him about when he takes a cup out
You gotta ask him that
Oh I wanted to show you guys this
Oh two things
Tank made a tank
So Tank
Have we talked about SV40 and the Vax yet
Okay so I just typed in SV40 into Google,
and the first thing that pops up is National Institute of Health, right?
So I click on that, and it takes me to a screen,
and it says the polio, polio, polio, my virus.
I don't know how to say that word.
Polio virus, the polio virus, simian virus 40 SV 40 is known as an oncogenic DNA virus, which induces primary brain and bone cancers, malignant mesotheloma and lymphomas in laboratory animals.
So for those of you who don't know what Tank is talking about,
and that's the first line.
So this is a virus that induces cancer, according to this article.
That's the first article in Google.
And what Tank is referring to is they found SV40 in the 49ers vaccine. And Tank is saying what a lot of people are saying, how the fuck did that get in there?
And It's
Introduction as a pathogen into the human population
Was tied to the development and worldwide
Distribution of early forms of the polio vaccine
So that was actually
Distributed originally with the polio vaccine
Forms of the polio vaccine were
Inadvertently contaminated
In addition different
Virus vaccines distributed to some
U.S. military personnel from 1961 to 1965 were also contaminated.
Damn.
The viral contamination occurred because these early vaccines were prepared in primary cultures of kidney cells derived from the rhesus monkey, which are often naturally infected with SV40.
Oh my God.
You are batshit crazy if you get an injection from anyone, unless it comes from their pants.
My God.
Do not do that.
Do not do that.
Hey, dude, I know it's worth going down the rabbit hole and looking at even more articles.
I'm not going to do it live on the air.
Maybe I'll research it later, But I'm just so happy.
I'm not.
I'm just.
That I don't fuck with that stuff.
So happy.
I don't do Kratom.
Or 49er shit.
And my kids don't either.
So happy.
Yeah.
I hate that shit too.
That SV40.
Put my.
My medical concoction.
Oh my god.
Please. And you're welcome
Tank thank you and the world you're welcome
You're welcome
Uh uh heidi krum referencing just like people in your gym i guess how do you go six months without asking someone's name yeah you know what happens too is there's these people that um
you forget someone's name and they're embarrassed to ask and like if you're if you're my age and
you still have that embarrassment, you're stupid.
Don't do that.
Get over that.
It's so easy not to be stupid.
You can ask, if you're 50, if you're 40,
you can say anything you want now.
I've set you free.
You can say anything you want.
You can walk up to someone you've known for five years and be like, what was your name again?
It's totally fine.
It's on them if they're embarrassed
or they're offended or just, no.
Heidi Kroom, Toast toe spacers just followed me about fucking time oh and the show with tyson's bulge says the lady in the blue dress
i know it's not blue but just let me tell the story my way
heidi krum i only need,000 more followers before they sponsor me
Okay, let's go over to the presser
We'll play all this shit tomorrow too
I hope I'm prepared for tomorrow's show
I haven't prepared yet
But in here somewhere
I think I remember looking at the time code when he says it
Let's listen, see if we can hear it
I thought the screen was perfect
I thought, screen was perfect.
I thought still running the ball effectively,
getting the ball out of our hands and taking our shots downfield when we can.
So I thought he dialed up some amazing stuff today.
He's so calm, right?
You remember one or two plays from that drive
that he scrubs down?
Yeah, that screen is one of them.
The screen is definitely one of them that stands out, and I think that you couldn't
we couldn't have executed that any better.
Why are there screens on the football field?
I didn't see any screens.
I was at a party the other night, and a screen
fell on Avi. No shit.
Departing a big, huge
house. Looked like the White House
back in the country here.
And we walked into the backyard where there's this huge pool overlooking this forest canyon ravine and right when we walked
through we're looking and the screen door just fell on avi wham i but i didn't see any screens
i don't know what i don't even know why they're i don't know why they're asking maybe they're
asking about screens at his house or something. I don't know.
Able to come to that.
It's been on the call sheet for a couple weeks. So for him to have the confidence in, you know, me, the O-line, you know,
everybody to execute, you know, kind of a high-risk play
when you throw the ball back across the field.
I liked it when he did that kind of a high-risk play.
He's a white kid that talks like a black kid.
West Virginia. That's the first thing I thought when I met Travis I was like oh this guy talks like a black guy same with Rude Jude on um um
um Sirius XM
on the Eminem channel whatever I used to listen to R Jude. And then I looked him up and I was like,
holy shit, this is a fucking,
this guy's as white as can be.
He's just a red-headed white dude.
When I filmed Pulling John,
when I filmed Pulling John
and I went out and met Travis Bajent, Tyson's dad,
he was on a flag football team.
The dad was.
And we filmed one of his games.
And it was him.
And the entire league was black dudes.
And he was the only white dude.
The dad.
Travis.
And he drove an escalator.
A navigator at the time.
And he would just drive it out onto the field.
We got to the game early we got to the flag football game early he drives his navigator onto the football field to where there's 25 guys warming
up on the opposing team it was a pretty gnarly flag football league it was like it was like guys
who like went from college and wanted to play pro but never did, right?
He drives over to these guys who were warming up before the game,
onto the field, and lowers the window.
It's like 25 black guys, and he just starts talking crazy shit to them.
Crazy shit.
Why'd you come here? You're going to get your ass beat today.
You guys look silly out here. at you you're all in your tight
Just nuts just ripping them
He ended up losing
They ended up losing
I said Travis get his flag
But he was Travis was the quarterback too
Of course
If I forget your name blame it on mom brain
Oh you have kids That means you've had sex Algebra Of course. If I forget your name, blame it on mom brain.
Oh, you have kids?
That means you've had sex.
Algebra.
Anyway, I don't know where the canon, I don't know where the is. I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. I found it. Here we go. Here we go. Listen.
So the guy says something about a Hail Mary.
Here we go. 513. Here we go.
Okay, here we go.
The reporter's going to ask.
I'm going to pause it because it's hard to hear.
What if this is even 30% true?
What, even my story?
No, it's 100% true.
I have video footage of it.
It might even be in the movie Pulling John.
What are you talking about?
What part?
My story or the story about the fucking cancer fucking virus being in in in everyone's via in uh injections
okay here we go you don't think tyson sounds like a black kid that that's 30 sure you decide
it's a black dude he talks in the black black accent
here we go.
Like, if he called you on the phone and was, like, trying to sell you a car or something,
you'd be like, oh, this is a black guy selling it to me.
Okay, hold on.
Here we go.
60 yards into the end zone, they chose to go with Nate.
You think you can get it to the end zone from there about 60 yards?
Something like he said, hey,
there must be a wide receiver named Nate,
and he said something like, hey,
if he was 60 yards away and he was in the end zone,
do you think you could get it to him?
It's a black guy asking the question, too.
I recognize the black guy's voice.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, I mean, I've got a cannon.
You know, I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
I got a cannon. I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
I think that there's... I got a cannon.
I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
Oh, God, I love him.
Fucking doesn't even...
And when they laugh, he doesn't even...
Like a true comedian, he doesn't even break character.
He doesn't even like a true comedian he doesn't even break character he doesn't even break character so good great vocabulary too what a fucking stunning vocabulary choice of words he's
like a like a poet there was you know we're playing in the windy city i had one this week
that came off my hand a little funny but uh you, never want to get it twisted. Nate's got a very powerful arm as well.
And the love for his teammates.
It's just.
I got a cannon.
You guys want to hear it again?
It's good.
It's worth hearing again.
Let's see.
I've got an extremely strong.
I had one this week that came off.
Yeah.
I mean, I think I've got a cannon. 5 I had one this week that came off. Yeah, I mean, I've got a cannon.
522 in the presser.
Oh, David.
If he was black, he would not have a dad.
Oh, David.
Oh, David.
Not cool.
Not cool.
Not cool at all.
Tons of white dudes don't have dads.
Tons of black dudes do have dads.
Oh, Cave Dastro.
Oh, my goodness.
Vindicate, I've got a cannon.
Just wait till I show you in my white pants in the locker room.
Yeah, totally.
A big old dong in his pants.
Good dude.
Can't wait to have him on tomorrow.
What are some of the questions we're going to ask him? I want to know what it's like to be sacked like if you want to throw up after that if you
just feel like just when do you decide to throw it there was there was one pass i saw him throw
out of the uh end zone just like throw it away like how do you decide that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes
Greg just invited me out to go eat
uh
I think so
I need to work the boys schedule I think so.
I need to work the boys' schedule.
I can go at 11.
I can go at 11 a.m. and bring the kids 100%. That's fun. Today today's gonna be fun
yeah i told you i tried kratom it's fucking horrible don't do it
anyway uh
anyway yeah tomorrow Tyson Bajan crazy
crazy crazy I can't wait to see this Andrew
Hiller piece should we call Andrew and ask him when the piece is coming
out let's do that really quick I can't wait
to see this I can't believe how excited I am
I feel like I'm always
excited like this I'm always titillated
I very live this very high
and I feel like i live a high
super high stimulated life um oh yeah someone just asked if i want to go on a walk i'd love
walking i said yes yes i want to walk too yeah walk oh yeah let's walk after cilantro's. Yes.
Let's walk after cilantro's.
Oh, I'm in big trouble.
Okay, who am I calling?
Hiller.
6-3-0-3-1.
Okay, let's see. It's not sad that he's not...
It's not sad that he's not...
Hey, what's up, dude? You're live on the air.
Hey, how are you?
Hey, when does this piece get released?
I'm working on it as we speak.
I did it pretty late.
Did you watch that draft?
I know, but I showed the first 15 seconds of it on my show
where you're at the after party with Tyson.
It's crazy, dude.
It's crazy.
I'm trying to do a good job with it, so I don't know.
I'd say I put about 10% extra work into it.
I was up pretty late.
What time were you up to?
Three.
Damn.
Yeah.
Cause I,
I called you at basically midnight.
You're,
you're not your time last night was fucking going crazy.
Yeah.
It's going to be good.
I'm pretty sure.
I never really know.
I wait for the first hour
it's gonna be great it's gonna be great hey why didn't you eat at the after party because you
were too busy like working and filming like you didn't want to like break away from like doing
stuff why didn't you eat i'm very one track minded so if i'm going somewhere to hang out
and do that sort of thing i'll do it but i wasn't there to do that i was there i'm kind of always just looking for an opening i didn't want to be
intrusive i didn't want to say like jake bombard him or bombard anybody so i was just kind of
constantly looking for something to record were any of his friends there were there any was there
anyone like bunch was there like 15 20 year old guys there like like like his fat high school
friends west virginia high school friends who like with missing teeth and just up
like did you see any of that stuff i would say or was it all old people there were
definitely some of his friends there are definitely some of his friends there but
it was mostly arm wrestlers so this video i'm putting together Actually Gary was there and I arm wrestled him Gary Robert
Which I think is funny because
There was a show that you, myself and Hunter
Were on not too long ago
And he said that he could whoop us in arm wrestling
So I got us arm wrestling at the end of this video
Wow, wow
Okay, so if you want to see who wins
You gotta watch the video
Right
And I'd say yeah it was most it was a
lot of arm wrestlers there's this uh i met john berzink which was cool yeah that's crazy i've
heard all the stories about him is john berzink in the video no because so i started just talking
to him and then i realized at that point that i should have probably been recording him oh but it was i got a picture with him oh good
okay yeah oh i think i saw that on your instagram right or did you send it to me i may have sent it
directly to you can't believe you got to meet john berzink yeah that was well you know what's crazy
is i was sitting on a couch talking to i was i was just trying to talk to as many people as i could
and then he points up and he goes,
Hey,
that guy's an arm wrestler.
His name's John.
I go,
John.
As in the greatest arm wrestler of all time sitting right there.
He goes,
yeah,
yeah.
60 year old dude.
And I just go and start talking to him.
And then I don't really often ask to take pictures of somebody,
but I had to be just because I wanted to send it to you.
Yeah.
And he takes his top off to take this picture.
Yeah.
So he was wearing a sweatshirt and shirt underneath it.
And as he's doing it,
like,
you know how,
when you take your shirt off your sweatshirt,
the undershirt comes with it.
You got me.
I make sure I hold it down.
Cause I don't want anyone to see my muffin,
but I understand regular masculine dude.
John was not keeping it down.
Right.
Right.
And he's got these veins going around his stomach.
Like, holy shit, this dude is 60.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Huge forearm, huge hand.
I heard he has a penis like a tuna can.
I'm not joking either, by the way.
I heard that.
I didn't ask him about that.
I should have.
But I heard that's true.
I heard just Fucking crazy girth
Hey
That one
That one slipped
In the shots that I saw
The dudes outnumbered
The girls 30 to 1
There was just
It's not a lot
There's not a lot of beaver there
It's all just dudes
I don't think there's very many
Arm wrestling chicks out there
Right
And it was kind of like
So basically it was Travis showing off
His son to all his arm wrestling buddies
For the most part I'd say
It was probably like two thirds dudes
If I had to put a number on it
And most of them were
In the 30 to 40 range
Plus and they were arm wrestlers
And then there were some
There were some it looks like ants and
Cousins and his sisters were there
And but there were there were girls there too
Man
It's soon going to become impossible to get a hold
Of Travis
Or Tyson or Tyson
Yeah or both yeah or both well for sure
Travis because Travis got for sure
Yeah I don't know Tyson Here's the reason why Tyson Tyson probably has a smaller Or both. Yeah, or both. Well, for sure, Travis. Because Travis got, for sure, Travis. Yeah.
I don't know.
Tyson.
Here's the reason why.
Tyson probably has a smaller pool of friends already.
So if you're in now, you probably can stay in.
But Travis has a huge pool of friends.
And dudes are going to get, like, pushed out of the pool.
Like, you just can't maintain.
You only have so many hours in the day. It's nothing personal.
It's just, like, you can't have every dude on the CrossFit Games Update show.
Well, you're right. Yeah, you can't.
Because if you get more than five people on that show, it starts to get a little loud.
Yeah.
I did think it was nuts. It's crazy.
Because it did not seem as if he was coming from an NFL start as a quarterback on one of these
massive teams it seemed kind of low-key almost like not even the size of a wedding so you know
you go to a wedding reception and all these people are here to see these two people it was just one
guy of course but it was even more low-key than a wedding, the feel of it.
It was cool, which I think is awesome.
And then I also think because some of his buddies were there, it didn't seem like the magnitude of what had just happened was in the room, which is awesome.
He's only 23 years old.
When I think of you, I think of you as being young.
And I saw the picture of you next to him and he's like a kid compared to
you.
Right.
I did.
When I look at myself next to him,
I did not feel that young either.
It's kind of crazy trip.
Uh,
but then I'm next to Gary.
I felt young again.
So it's all good.
There you go.
Um,
uh,
Seve,
uh,
will you get pushed out savvy i don't
know if i do i'm cool with it i'm happy to fucking what i got what i got i'm good but i hope not i'm
sitting here i'm sitting here editing this thing and i go i just i don't want to there isn't
anything in here i took out but i'm just being so careful not to step on toes like to respect them
yeah right but i don't think that i don't i don't
think i took anything out really i'm just trying to make it flow well i asked about the podcast
oh good oh you're a good dude yeah it's good i think you'll like that you only watch the first
couple seconds yeah you'll like the part about the podcast.
It's like three or four minutes in.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Oh, wait.
Where is it? Oh, shit.
Did I already lose it?
Let me see.
Where?
Here, I'll tell you exactly where it's at.
I'm on it right now.
Okay.
It's at 630.
I've edited the one that you've
got so it's around six minutes do I click that same link you already sent me
if so you can click on that if so many of your videos I texted it to you last
night you're Andrew Hiller that's not me
oh god I like it even how in the press conference he says how is everybody Hiller. You're Andrew Hiller? That's not me.
Oh, God.
I like it even how in the press conference he says how is everybody?
At the beginning of it?
Yeah. He's just so...
He's the boy everyone wants.
He's the son. He's like...
He's the son everyone wants.
Travis got him. Travis
made him. Travis got him.
Yeah.
I got a lot of Travis and the. Travis got him. Yeah. I got a whole lot.
I got a lot of Travis.
And the stuff that he says is awesome.
I got something in here about how he believes that my video pushed CrossFit to finish the piece on Tyson quicker.
He says it with conviction to the point where there's no way that it isn't true.
Wait, wait, wait.
Say that part again.
What did he say?
What did he say?
He goes, what exactly was it i i told him that i had ripped some of the content to put my video together off
of his youtube channel oh right and he goes yeah that and he goes yeah that's great i think that
your video really pushed crossfit to get the peace out on them because they've been trying to do it
forever yeah yeah and i've been telling them i've been telling them for 10 years and now they want a piece
it's really good what he says right there he goes if it weren't for your video i don't think
they would have gotten it out before the start he made what do you think about what do you think
about this andrew what do you think about the fact that we saw the full capability
of crossfit hq to get behind something so like if you went to their instagram page they had a
little button i'd never even seen this i didn't know instagram had this where you could hit a
button the event the event scheduling button yeah and it put it on my calendar.
Oh, no shit?
Yeah.
You pressed it.
Oh, I didn't even press it.
I pressed it and it put it on.
And then it was in my, I don't know if it went on my calendar,
but it went into some sort of like Instagram calendar.
And then they sent an email out that also had you could send,
push a button and it hit a reminder and put one to your calendar.
So they had these buttons on there that somehow function with other platforms
you have in your computer to remind you to watch it.
And I'm thinking, I wonder why they...
Why don't they do this more often?
Why don't they do that for Heber and Mars when they put out their game stuff?
Why don't they do that when Chase interviews um someone on the crossfit games podcast why didn't they do that
for coffee pods and wads when he interviewed don fall like now we know what they're capable of
why don't they just do this ever why is why is this the first time it's like they showed their
hand right they can do it yeah and what a great way to manipulate. We had the technology.
Dude, and I would be manipulating the fuck
out of outside media.
You want to be play cool with us? Well, that's what I'm thinking. I'm putting
this together, and I
was only there because of
you and the piece that I made,
and with all of that,
CrossFit's getting some free
stuff out of us, in a
way. You and me, the whole thing.
And it would be almost dumb for them to not promote.
Let Tia know that.
Let Tia know that.
But go on.
I'm planning on letting Tia know that.
I think I've talked to you about the video I'm making on that,
the Talking Fitness podcast.
But they've shown their hand.
Yeah, they can do all this stuff.
They can promote things.
They just don't.
All they do is put up stupid memes yeah they could be they can do dude they
would own us if they did that i put up i put up that clip it's almost at a million views on
instagram which is insane and i did it timely within two hours of tyson having said at that
press conference the motherfuckers, whoever runs that,
that,
that fricking media page over at CrossFit,
it's as if they're laying in bed at night and they throw captions on the
exact same clip that I put up.
And then they put it up because it's the convenient time for them to do it.
A hundred percent,
seven,
eight o'clock at night.
Like,
Oh,
I'm going to pull my phone out,
open up the CrossFit.com page on instagram and upload
this video ha ha ha nice job pat myself on the back yeah yeah but that but they they're so bad
at their job and yeah now you can see what they can do if they if i don't know maybe don told
them to get their asses in gear honestly what i think it is is they're they're probably like they probably need to fire
50 of their staff and bring on people that are actual creators and then they need to stop they
probably have too many meetings to get stuff done so when when i worked at crossfit it was basically
it was almost it was 90 creators there almost no management management just sucks management's just
management's bad for two reasons one they can't actually do anything. And two, they create bullshit stuff and conversations and meetings that stop the few people who can do stuff to get stuff done.
So what that looks like is you need fucking 10-hour days uninterrupted to get stuff done.
But instead, you're in meetings instead of getting it done.
And people who are making up stuff that really has no relevance,
they're just trying to justify their own job.
It's fucking nuts.
But if you have really high quality,
if you have really good people that you trust,
if you work for CrossFit,
they could just trust you
and you could just be publishing at your free will.
And that's the way we had it.
Like, hey, just make whatever you want
and send it down this pipe and don't worry
because we trusted the people people were just you're telling me that the reason behind the
scene isn't out yet is because dave has to give you the go ahead and it's got to go off the ladder
no no no no no that's that's all no no i'm messing with you yeah yeah no that's what in a way the
reason why behind the scenes isn't done is because it's massive and it's just a limited resource i have a small team andrew i have a small team
and it's just smaller than crossfit's team uh yeah smaller a little smaller than crossfit's
team but the thing is but it works harder but the thing you right so they just need they just need
someone i mean how do they have someone who's not in our inner circle already like the fact that
they haven't had anyone penetrate our group to get all the cutting edge and up to the date information is nuts, too.
Have you not penetrated our group?
Would you do you think that they've tried?
Well, maybe they have.
Actually, I just thought of the penetrators have been pushed away.
Yeah, I don't.
I thought of someone to someone's.
Let's try CrossFit.
Wad Zombie, because just like Sousa was saying,
he and Will were talking about
without all these people in the same building,
CrossFit isn't going to function.
Oh, I wanted to ask Dave that.
In the same building?
Yeah.
You mean like street parking HQ?
How they're all in the same building?
Yeah.
They can just yell across the room
instead of needing to put together
some sort of stupid-ass Zoom call.
Do you think this video is going to come out today?
Yeah.
Okay.
I could probably bet it would have been up by,
I don't know, an hour from now.
Okay.
But I'm in a meeting.
Oh.
This is what happens at CrossFit.
Okay, hold on.
Let me play this.
Let me play this.
Question number three is,
and this is why I can keep this kind of short,
is you'll be on the Seth on podcast on Tuesday.
Tuesday morning.
Is that kind of regular?
I'd like to.
I get Tuesdays off.
I told him it's the only podcast I do.
Why is that?
It's my guy.
It's my guy.
I thought it was super.
Oh, my God, dude.
So when you play something, I can't hear it.
What did you just play?
Oh, you couldn't hear.
Basically, it's the part where he's like,
are you coming on the Semon podcast?
He's like, yeah, hopefully I can come on Tuesdays.
You think I could make him every Tuesday?
What would I do with Greg?
I'd move Greg to Wednesdays.
Oh, shit. I didn't even think about that
Yeah that's his off day for the
For the team Tuesdays they don't do
Anything dude
Hey
I got this I got this idea
For for an affiliate program
Okay
And it's
Basically it's like you take all These content creators that we have in our in
our like in our co-op brian spin um uh um coffee pods and wads you know you me you take you take
the group right right and then basically start our own affiliate program and then we have greg come on the show
one hour or two hours a week and if you if you're part of our affiliate program you get a special
phone number you can talk to him anytime you want and we still promote crossfit and shit but we have
our own gym name right and our affiliate brand yeah and we still promote CrossFit
And we still tell you to take the level one
And maybe even to open one of our affiliates
You have to take the level one
Like we don't even try to bite that off of them
But like hey
Why are you paying money to CrossFit affiliates
When you should be paying money to us
Because we're the ones making all the content
And
Greg's our de facto
Cult leader like you can ask him business questions
Or movement questions or whatever you want
We could even do programming
If you're an affiliate you also get programming from
Hillerfit and you get video
From the cult
Yeah yeah
No Greg wouldn't actually Greg doesn't actually
He doesn't even know we don't even tell Greg
Someone's like probably that violates Greg even know. We don't even tell Greg.
Someone's like, probably that violates Greg's contract.
No, we don't even tell Greg.
He doesn't even know what he's doing?
No. He can't be in trouble then?
No.
We don't even fucking tell him.
He just comes on the show a couple hours every week.
He's like, man, there's a lot of phone calls about how to run the business now.
That would be awesome.
Dude, every single affiliate, the only thing I ever hear them say is,
we wish there was more media.
We could do that.
Yeah, Eric Weiss, Greg can't do that until next summer.
He doesn't do it.
He doesn't do it.
The whole thing would be kind of amorphous.
He goes on the show and he just talks.
Yeah, he just goes on the show and people can ask him questions.
Yeah, we don't pay Greg anything.
He already got enough money.
Dude, do people pay us?
Yeah, fuck yeah, they pay us.
We got like a gym name or something.
Instead of paying CrossFit $3,000 or $5,000 a year,
whatever affiliate fees are, they pay us $1,000.
And then we spread that money out so that we can fucking make more content.
That's all we do.
We just make more content.
Oh, that'd be great.
Yeah.
Imagine what we could do with like $10 And we focus
And we just focus on the people
I don't have a gym name for us yet
Hey when I hear the excuses about
The Tyson piece
In relation to how CrossFit was going about it
They don't have the resources
They don't have the time
They don't have the people
Resources being a whole bunch of different things But I'm like dude it cost me a tank of fucking gas to go
over there you stupid bitches but three you got to do four you got to do four meetings and then
they have to send out a contract to the lawyer then the lawyer to hr and then that person to
the director of marketing why Why? Why? Why?
Bro, it's because all those people need a job.
Hey, I went through.
What am I missing?
Am I missing some shit?
Listen, I went through a, I went through a, um, a drive, um, uh, a toll road, a toll bridge when I was in India and there were three people at each booth and you handed your money to
one guy and he did something like he made sure it was a real bill and then he handed it to another guy and then that guy like flattened it out and
then he handed it to another guy that put it in the register and when the money came back to you
it came back the same way through three guys so that there could be three jobs yes it was nuts
it was one of the craziest wildest things i seen. It was like a fucking comedy skit.
And that's what they got over at HQ.
They don't know.
I like the comedy skit.
I just imagined a Penn and Teller thing.
That's nuts.
But yeah, imagine what we can do with like 10 bucks
But I am really happy that they promoted all this Tyson stuff
Kudos to them
They shouldn't have put it on the game site
He's an affiliate
While it's awesome they did it
It ended up feeling somewhat gross to me
I don't know why
And I know that's kind of really weird to say
Because of how hard we were saying for them to press it.
Yeah, they did what we wanted to do.
Yeah, but at a certain point it was –
Go ahead.
It's like if I'm with Alexis and I want to be with her and every once in a while I bring her flowers.
And I want to be with her.
And every once in a while, I bring her flowers.
But but and then after six months, I don't bring her flowers anymore. And she starts hounding me.
You used to bring me flowers, used to bring me flowers, used to bring me flowers.
And then one day I just come home with like way too many fucking flowers.
And I spent all my money on it.
Now we can't eat for a week because I spent all my money on flowers.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why do do that that's kind of how i felt like all right
that's a little bit much like i all i wanted was some flowers it was just it was just i don't know
it's like one of those seven deadly sins like gluttony or i don't know right hey how about this
how about this this is the the part that i kind of got. I used to have- They posted fucking four times to Facebook, dude, within an hour.
Sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
I hear you.
There's a piece about it that feels a little insincere.
That's it?
Yeah.
Did you want to give me flowers?
You don't really want to fuck me, but your girlfriend's gone out of town for the month,
so you're coming over here and fucking me.
It's like there's something insincere about it.
I get it.
But I,
but I was all,
I was all juiced up.
That's a great example.
It's all juiced up.
I wanted to bang all the time,
all the fucking time.
And if at any point during that,
Alexis was like,
gave me any sort of an inkling that she wasn't into it.
I would have been devastated.
Right.
But what CrossFit did with Tyson right here,
it was the inkling that it wasn't
something that they wanted to do it was that they were doing it i don't know it's weird i don't know
if that's a good way to explain it either well but do you get what i'm saying yeah we'll see how
they follow it up i i do see what i totally see what you're saying it's a great example i'm very
happy i i thought the piece was brilliant that they made. I loved the video that they made.
Are you okay with the duration of it?
And what it's all about?
Yeah, I'm okay with the duration.
I saw your comment, I can't wait for the next
10 pieces. I thought that was funny. Yeah, it would be fun
if there were 10 two-minute pieces.
But all
Travis says the same thing in my
video. All things considered,
the fact that we got them off the couch and off the carbs is good.
We got them off the couch.
We got them moving.
And I think it's awesome.
And the fact that they posted all those links and that we can get the community.
I mean, I saw comments that said, I'm a lifelong 49ers fan or lifelong or lifelong raiders fan but i rooted for the bears i can't believe it yes so the goal is accomplished and
what's cool about that is is like yeah we're involved in something that is a lifestyle that's
um for some reason controversial because we believe we have the cure for the world's most
vexing problem and at the end of the day this is one of our new poster children and he's a sweet fucking hard-working young man who's climbed to the top of the food chain mega alpha um proving
our concept works and it's it's cool i love it and i'm glad that i expect crossfit to own him
i expect them to shower him with love i expect it and the way it comes off in my video they kind of
missed the boat on that.
Probably because they had to go up the ladder and pass the bills under the toll bridge.
Well, that's what you do.
You give constructive criticism.
That's good.
I just tell them, no, I mean, that sucks.
It's like, hey, you could have dated the hottest chick and you missed your shot because you're too busy jerking off.
Justin H, CrossFit needs to ride the wave in the nfl dollar
no that's what the sebon podcast needs to do smile did you hear the part in the video i don't think
you did where i started getting embarrassed actually i started getting embarrassed watching
it to be honest oh no oh this one doesn't have to do with you, Travis. I asked him about the money ball thing that I posted Instagram.
And I go, if what's the time?
Do you, do you know?
Sorry.
I think it's right around six 15.
Okay.
They're all different now.
He said, he said that the buffet table.
All right.
No, no, no.
It's further along.
Or is he standing at the buffet table. All right. No, no, no. It's further along. Or is he standing at the buffet table?
He's standing at the buffet table, but it's closer to eight minutes.
Okay.
Okay.
Go on.
Money ball.
And I asked him if there was any sort of, in the movie Money Ball,
the entire premise of the movie is Billy Beane is doing some crazy shit
and he's going to risk his job at the expense of potentially having a ball team that can put up numbers against the
bigger teams with more money and i said that's kind of what tyson does with crossfit is he's
doing this crazy shit that if that if it cost him his career they can always say hey it's crossfit
that did it and travis goes no man if everybody in the nfl did did crossfit Tyson might not have a job Yeah
Yeah
That's how certain he is
I mean the dude probably has the fastest
Fran time in the NFL
I mean think about that
He's probably one of the only Fran times in the NFL
As a crossfitter playing NFL football
Yeah
If everyone does Fran in the NFL
Then Tyson might not be a quarterback.
Let me play this.
Let me play this.
Because it would level up the whole field, right?
Let me play this.
All the rest of the world would CrossFit like him.
He might not even be the quarterback here.
So all you slappies, keep on not CrossFitting all you want.
But the reason I'm no CrossFit.
Holy shit.
Hey, dude.
CrossFit should grab that clip from your video and put it on their Instagram.
That'd be smart.
That's what I'm telling you.
That's what you're saying with the buttery roast thing.
That's an amazing thing, right?
Dude, that's an endorsement from the guy who made Tyson.
Uh-huh.
I can't wait to see how people...
I tried to do a good job of balancing Travis talking about how he created
Tyson and how Tyson really enjoys the fact that he's his son.
And then there's like this bouncing act where he also says he'll cry if he
talks too closely about Tyson and it's cool.
Hey,
someone in the comments,
I think he's,
he must be joking.
Dan Guerrero says,
but he probably doesn't have the best lifts. That's like
saying to some guy who's fucking your wife,
yeah, but you're probably not as good as me.
Motherfucker, he's fucking your wife.
It doesn't matter.
Let's see.
Look how smart Rogue is.
They got fucking Travis outfitted
in Rogue gear someone
We need to get Travis the CEO hoodie get his size
12x
Yeah, he's big
At the end of the video
I have this thing where he's arm wrestling my dad because my dad and I were gonna arm wrestle on the table Gary and I
Were using he runs over goes's going to break their arm.
No, not here. No one's breaking their arm.
And then he just arm wrestles my dad. Like he's like, I got it.
I can control the situation. It's pretty funny.
Oh man. All right. So an hour, like you're thinking around 10,
20 AM Pacific standard time. We can watch that.
Somewhere around there. Yeah. All right. Hey time we can watch that somewhere somewhere around there yeah
all right hey thanks for calling in did i call you thanks for answering the phone you called
you called me but yeah yeah answering the phone thank you for something of course thank you for
something else all right uh talk to you soon oh thank you for a roman krennikoff too for bringing
me that oh were you talking about that or is that just random you're
a good dude i was telling travis about the other day i was like being like hey it's so weird there's
these kind it's just there's these kind of people who lift each other up and i told them the story
about how you had roman to come on your show and you gave him to me for my show and i was like it's
like there's this just group that like you know that rising tides raise all ships.
It's just good.
It's just good.
I don't want to start crying.
All right.
Bye.
I'm hanging out. Bye.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Travis is smart.
He's trying to get his son a rogue sponsorship.
I don't know.
I don't know. To be I think I don't know to be honest with
you I do know Travis just really likes
Bill and Katie he wants to be friends
with Bill and Katie I don't know Bill
and Katie have friends I'll ask her that
she's coming on the show soon I'll ask
her oh shit I gotta text her i um
is that tomorrow night tomorrow night's the rogue ranking show
i'm gonna ask katie if she'll come on that for a few minutes katie uh um uh
uh I've added Katie Souza is on this thread.
Katie Souza is on this thread.
come on for 15
minutes tomorrow
night
for our rogue
for our invitational
for our invitational
invitational
invitational
invitational
show
can you come on for 15 minutes tomorrow night
for our invitational show? Oh shit, please
Dick butter savvy, I'll lift your balls up any day. Thank you. I appreciate that
Yeah, Travis wants to be friends with Bill and Katie.
I want to be friends with Travis.
Oh, dude, Dan.
What's crazy is I told Hiller, I said, hey, dude, prep yourself.
He might be the coolest dude you'll ever meet in your entire life.
He's so fun and easy to be around.
And Hiller's like, dude, he's even cooler than you said.
Yeah, the dude's dad, Tyson's dad is fun.
And he's smart.
He knows a lot of shit.
He's really smart.
You know what's crazy is being in the room with him and Greg.
They rage.
They rage.
It's cool.
And Dave and Travis, it's crazy.
You can't tell if they're friends or they're gonna fight two alphas very uncomfortable very but I love it uncomfortable in a good way When we all worked together that relationship was nuts
Dave was like a bull rider and travis was like a bull rider and Travis was like a bull.
Because Travis worked for Dave.
It was fucking nuts.
But Travis knows everything.
Crazy, strong, powerful, analytical mind.
So he's good at seeing the future.
Same with Greg.
That's what they're good at.
And Dave has a crazy, powerful, analytical mind too.
I had so much fun watching the tension.
The waves of tension.
All right.
Yeah, who doesn't want to be friends with Bill and Katie, right?
Devesh.
Devesh Maharaj.
The Hammer. First, you have to know how to be a friend how about the fact we started the show today with a
fucking soldier from israel but he couldn't come on but i was going to try to bring him on
what a fucking jerk off i am talk about some miscommunication.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
Bailey, what's up, girl? who wouldn't want to be friends with them
I I know but people really say that
but like but I'm but I'm
I'm like a professional friend I'm like
I'm really good at being friends with people
I'm like fucking like
the best friend you could ever have
alright love you bye
um I don't think there's any more shows today but I
will see you tomorrow uh with Tyson Bajent
Wednesday Rich Frown
Oh and then tomorrow night with Brian Friend and John Young
For the Rogue Invitational show
That show is going to be off the fucking hook
And hopefully we can get Katie Motter on there
Katie Henniger
Alright love you bye