The Sevan Podcast - LIVE CALL IN SHOW - Keep my name out of your mouth

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

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Indigenous Peoples Day. Oh it is? Yeah or Columbus Day whichever one you want to observe. I'm gonna go with Columbus Day Hey, how was the event? Sick. It was? Awesome. Yeah, I'm super glad that I went. Oh man Tell me it was horrible. I missed nothing. Yeah, you know, there were just, there were a few, you know, it wasn't like, could have been better, you know. Perfect. Only like, all of us were there. Oh man. I have to tell you, I was really impressed with the whole thing.

The show, the everything was great. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, it looks so good from far away That's good. Yeah, I should be chair should be stoked. I hope he is man Dude every so many people loved loved the event Hey, what's the deal with dig Matthews wasn't it was Nick Matthew angry I deal with dig matthews was nick matthew angry uh i don't i didn't see him like angry but i could definitely have perceived him as like frustrated did we um did did we did we say anything offensive towards him like the broadcast not that i can remember i think it was just like generally

like a what happened to nick matthews thing. Oh, okay. So he was he okay. Cause you know what I'm referencing the fuck you he gave that he gave to Susa. Yeah, I don't know what that's about. Okay. All right. I saw him just go ahead. Go ahead. I saw him outside just when I was like waiting for people to run around the

building and I just kind of spoke with him. I was like, Hey, how's it going? He told me, and he was having a not so great weekend. And I was like, Oh, is that just because you're not peaking or whatever? And he's like, no, I've been dealing with like a shoulder injury, I guess. So that's why his hands that at least explains a handstand pushup workout. Okay. I don't know. I think maybe he's just frustrated with

His performance. Okay, fair enough and he has the right to be you guys got crushed No, you guys crushed. No, you guys crushed it a crash this weekend. Nice work all around. Yeah It's so weird when we do these three-day events and I'm so fucking tired of being on the air at the end I'm like, how do we do longer events? Mmm, you know what I mean like the games I always wonder like how do I make it through the games? Yeah, my back was lit up I overheard Nick and his wife talking shit about how Lizzie was the head judge and it was unfair. Oh because he's she's married to Taylor I

Couldn't disagree more with that. She was, yeah, that was unfair. She was incredible the whole time. She, I mean, she was yelling. I don't think she, there was never an instance that she wasn't correcting something of anybody, like she wasn't letting anybody just get away with. There was, I mean, every time anything was going was incorrect. She was on it and if she didn't see it JR saw it And it was the both of them took care of everything that any any issue that was going on That being said you understand why he'd say that right like yeah, you're your husband's a competitor and you're the fucking general.

Right. What's the guy's name? Jarrah Howell's general. Right. I understand it. But I disagree. Lydia gained so many fans this weekend starting with me. Yeah, the comments are great. She's a spicy chick, that's for sure. Yeah, she's cool.

Thanks to the team that got together to put this on. Very fun to watch. Makes it really fun to see some of these smaller competitions broadcasted so well. There was another picture of Catrin's boobs. Did you see it where she's floating in the water? Yeah, they look like life preservers yeah those things are crazy yeah makes me want to have her on more yeah I think so a boob look I like boobs yeah they're nice I haven't been nice to fake boobs but you know maybe I'm gonna turn a new maybe I'm gonna turn a new leaf I know you just give them a shot you know yeah maybe I'm gonna turn a new maybe I'm gonna turn a new leaf. I know you just give him a shot, you know Yeah, maybe I'm gonna turn a new leaf. I'm so happy for I do think though that it means I do think that it means That she's not competing

Yeah, isn't that just like the final like Hey, we're done here. Yeah, and don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong I'm not I'm not a proponent. Seve loves saggy boobs more than fake ones. I mean, I like real boobs. But the picture of her floating on her back is fantastic. Dude, the comments are so fucking funny in that thread. There's a guy, let me see if I can find um

It's such a great exchange. There's some really great exchanges. I need to do a new show. I think today I'm gonna do a new show. I have so much funny CrossFit shit Rich Froning shot a giant elk. Did you see that and the comments in there wild? it's crazy how many people just flock to his posts and just There that just take a dump. Yeah, this picture is what a great picture Yeah, but someone said Oh This person says I feel very uncomfortable commenting on people's bodies, but at the same time I think it varies from six.

Well, that's your problem. I'm done reading that. Um, I'm so happy you're on the stream. Anyway, in the previous post, someone said- Praise that doctor, dude. There you go. Yeah, there you go. That's positive. I do think that there'll probably be a lot of women who are disappointed in her. The men in this comment section who think it's okay to comment on a woman's body is like, what? Let me see that, girls. I want to see. Click on her account. I want to see what kind of person.

I hope you like dogs and CrossFit. Let me see. Keep going. This chick looks familiar. I feel like we've shit on her before Hmm and she went private Hmm that would be hilarious, dude, I Don't I don't get like click that one in the middle where you can cut it where she's kind of like She's got her shoulders back and her boobs forward. I want to see her boobs. Oh So she got some big old hammers Let me click to the next one

Hmm That's looks like some really good and someone explained to me across that what about to lane of fortune Otto and Lauren Brooks? They rep with the IC MBs. What's that intercontinental? And molistic missiles I wonder I wonder if catching will keep them. I wonder if she'll get them on and then be like, oh, I don't like them. I think some women get them and they get attached to them, but they really don't like them. Like, it's tedious. You know what I mean? It's like a purse. It's like it reminds me of my sister used to carry a flute to school every day when she was in elementary school. And I used to want to carry it. And like a couple times I would be like, hey, can I carry a flute to school every day when she was in elementary school and I used to want to carry it.

And like a couple times I would be like, Hey, can I carry your flute to school? And it was like a half mile walk to school or a mile walk. And then you do it once or twice. You're like, okay, that's not cool. You think it's going to be cool, but it's not cool. But with boobs, you kind of get attached to them, even though it's a pain in the ass carrying them around. You get attached to them because you get so much cool attention for them.

Right. Okay. You get attached to him because you get so much cool attention for him Right, okay Some girls bodies reject the boobs like an autoimmune issue Wow Oh Pinero has them True I think Pinero is like a pro something else though too like Whatever her other job is Fake boobs or we're not an inhibitor, right? Yeah, you just happen for the for the fashion Yeah, wasn't she a bodybuilder or something?

Yeah, I think so. I think pretty much all body female bodybuilders have bolt-ons It's like a boob, you know, like someone has like a dots in 510 and they put like a huge whale tail on it and it's like Just for aesthetics, you know many when people put like one of those racing tails on the back of their car you don't seem so much now anymore, but you used to see him like back in the 90s like on a Volkswagen Jetta. Someone's got like a fucking racing tail on it and you're like, okay, it's on that's not needed Right The test helps the boobs grow what test? Oh The steroids the CRT I

Don't think so. I Think I'm guessing it means she's done competing with the weirdest thing is is when UFC fighters get them. Oh Yeah, cuz that's just extra weight. Yeah. Oh, that's a great picture of her. I prefer her like that. She almost looks natural there. Almost.

All her makeup's gone and... Yeah, that makes you realize how much makeup she actually wears, I think. Yeah, I'm not a fan of makeup. I'm not a fan of fake boobs too, but I but I but I but I'm happy for I Do think it's fun that Katrin got him I'm curious. It'll be I mean already her pictures are different, right? Yeah, she probably gained like 30,000 followers off of that. Oh That would be fucking crazy. I wonder if there's

going to be a whole series of posts now where they're out. Gotta keep life interesting. Oh yeah there's another one. There's another one where it did throw out. The next one her did throw out too. Yeah. Okay so she's got three in a row. It's like when Wall on Earth was created they just posted a bunch of scenery pictures Are those two are those two men is she a she a whole earth girl She was you a shoe girl for them mmm Hey, who do you think gets them next you think Danny gets them?

No Maybe Annie no, no, no way. No, I Don't know What about this hot take Annie's happily married with kids and her life is fulfilled and so she doesn't get them Oh You think she's not fulfilled I don't know Just a just a cheap just a cheap 50 cent, you know analysis I'll wait till david weed chimes in i'm sure that'll be the uh

official word oh This these are some these are some good options. I blocked a Sarah Sigmund's daughter Yeah, maybe Camille and Camille's too far out. I Don't even know she could she could still get some she could have a midlife another midlife crisis. That's true. Good point T yet. No Tia will not get some. She could have a midlife, another midlife crisis. That's true. Good point.

Tia? No, Tia will not get boobs. No. Tia already has boobs. You have to remember some of these girls, some of these girls will just start eating again and working out less and their boobs will just come back. Yeah. Isn't that weird? I have huge titties already. I tried on that fucking medium shirt that fucking Travis sent me and I swear to God. I need a fucking bra Of this person didn't even spell out titties Fake titties are a turnoff because they are fake and they reflect sad insecurity.

It's like trying to normalize obesity. I'm I don't understand how it's like trying to normalize obesity, but I do get the component of it reflects a sad insecurity. I kind of my concern isn't that my concern is copycats, right? That's what's happened to the fake boobs thing It's just a copycat thing now everyone gets them because they feel like they have to if you want to compete in the mating Arena, you better have some you know what I mean? You better have some titties Yeah, I started eating and got my titties back I'm just old too. Like it's just like if I don't

if I don't do 10 push-ups every 10 minutes while during my waking hour my my boobs sag I have to drop I have to I have to drop and give 10 every 10 minutes. Yeah you could put the exerciser on the fucking bo boom and stretch it out. It's probably big enough. Yeah Okay, well congratulations to the rack we'll be watching closely Oh, is she on the Galapagos Islands? Is that where the Komodo Dragon is? Is she on the Galapagos Islands, Annie? Oh, Komodo Island, Indonesia. Are the Komodo Dragons on Galapagos Islands too, or is that something else? Some giant iguana that's there? She posted a uh komodo dragon no komodo dragons do not live on the gloppago silence that was quick in fact check that quick yeah

hey can we oh oh so her komodo dragon post has two thousand likes and her titties got 15,000. Wow. Her first titty post got 25,000. Interesting. So boobs get more likes. Crazy. Yeah, pregnant.

She's a wild analysis we just did. I'm assuming she's going to get pregnant next. Really? I mean, she had. Shouldn't it be the other way around? What do you mean? Where you get pregnant and then your tits get really saggy and then after that, then you're like, damn, I hate having saggygy tits and then you get a boob job

Or yeah, maybe at least justify it like that in that order. Yeah Like if you just yeah, I hear you I hear you but here's what I'm thinking She gets those titties and that dudes fucking just can't keep his hands off him mmm, and Like have you ever had your hand on a boob and not been hard? No. But you've had that experience where you just reach over in the middle of the night and like you go to see your wife and you barely graze the tit and you just get erect. You're like wow that's awesome. You're like wow that is what a crazy phenomenon. You're not even trying to get horny.

Like wow that's nice. Yeah or you're in the kitchen and your wife rushes the boobs up against you or something. You hug her and you feel her titties and all of a sudden you're just ready to go. Game over. Yeah. So that's why I think she's going to get pregnant because he's going to bump it. Because they stick out further. He's going to bump into them, you know, 600% more. He'll be horny or more, more erections mean more chances of getting pregnant.

Yeah. Attracts. I learned, you know, you know what I learned this weekend, I didn't know, is that a woman actually goes through like hundreds of eggs a month. Instead of? The way I was taught in the eighth grade is a woman, you have two ovaries and a woman makes an egg and it drops down the fallopian tube, one of the bull horns, right? Yeah, and it drops down and then it waits

and if the sperm hits it, it attached, or no, maybe it attaches anyway. No, no, a sperm hits it and then it attaches to the uterine wall and then the baby grows. Well, I learned that really a woman's ovaries will drop like a in the word there is drop I guess I guess I'm using the word drop wrong but a woman's ovary will actually make like a hundred eggs and put them out and they won't make the journey there there's some sort of

process where they call it one of them gets a follicle. I don't know what that what that even means But out of those hundred one or two will actually become viable to go down the fallopian tube and the other 98 They go through something called atresia Atre SIA I'm assuming that means the body just absorbs it And then that egg makes it down the fallopian tube and then it waits for the fucking soldiers to show up. And if they don't show up, then the uterine lining sheds and the egg drops out and that's the period. But I always thought it was just one each time.

So a woman has way more eggs than I thought. I thought they had a set amount of eggs and gradually become less and less. Yeah exactly that is what happens. Yeah but I wonder if it's not to be like millions at that point. Yeah yeah they have fucking I thought they just had a few thousand and they just took turns dropping every month but they don't each one and I guess for Invitro, how I got on this is I was really curious I was talking to Sarah Cox about in vitro and she was she kind of explained it to me and then I was like Is that really true? So I started researching it

I guess in vitro they take your egg out of you and they get a fucking dollop of your dude sperm And they fertilize it and then they freeze it and then they'll put like nine or ten eggs in you Yeah, and one or two of them will attach right, they have some friends that had that they did that and That sounds about right. Yeah, and then they just have to I think they have to take like hormones after that like if if they when they become artificially inseminated they have to they start taking like I Don't know maybe like testosterone or something on top of that to start stimulating the the growth of

Something else I saw which was fucking way crazy That I hadn't ever even thought of before but women who get abortions have a way higher risk of breast cancer Really? I guess if you your body starts producing these hormones to prep for the baby and then when you have an abortion those hormones stay in the body and don't get used properly and whatever they are estrogen or whatever it is that you're producing they're speculating causes a increase in your chance of cancer. I have heard before that women who have babies have a significantly lower chance of breast cancer. Interesting. Yeah.

That's cool. Anyway. That's the science portion of the show. Boys, y'all did an amazing job this weekend for real. It was so sick to watch. You brought us so deep into the comp with Taylor Chris stuff And of course Colton keep it up Hmm. I thought Dr. Matuthi and biology 101. Thank you. I

Am I'm so blown away. What a great job John and Bill did So blown away, what a great job John and Bill did. They were fucking absolutely wonderful. The setup Will Branstetter did, fucking nuts. Suze's camera work, your camera work. How hard was it? You jumped right in and killed the camera. Yeah, I have never touched a gimbal before in my life.

Hey, was it fun? So you could hear us in your ear? You wear an earpiece? Yeah. So I could just listen to you guys and try to follow along. Yeah it's crazy I think the way the other shows work is the commentators are stuck commentating just what the cameraman are showing. And this show the commentators direct the cameraman it's it's really cool. Oh yeah John was tracked all weekend.

Sevan, be honest, John is not a good commentator. No, actually, John's great. Here's the thing with John. Here's the thing. John was still performing like he was on a podcast. And so if he would be like, hey, it's better to put the pill in the front. And Bill would say it's better to put the pill on the back on a show like that, a broadcast, they need to stop. But then they would keep going back and forth and argue their points while

the event was going on. When in that format, since you only have six minutes, you don't have just endless amount of time, you can't do that. But once he cracks the code on that dude, he's going to be fucking great. He's, um, he's, he's, I think he's fucking awesome. He just needs to dial, he just needs to dial it back on, on um, on the back and forth. Uh, yeah, I think John's awesome. Except that he missed his uh, he missed his, I don't know if you guys know what happened,

but in the morning, one morning they just left him there. And I think he got upset But it's like hey, dude You you can't um one time dave castor did that. It's just one time dave castor did that to me like he's like Hey, we're leaving to go to the venue at 5 30 and I got there at 5 25 I'm like, where are you? He goes we left I go but I supposed to meet at 5 30. He's like so what? I'm like, okay Got it. So show up 15 minutes early, right?

Right. And so you it was the same thing when we were at the NorCal Classic. We, Taylor would define when we would leave. So he'd be like, hey, we're leaving at 8am. And then at 745, he's like, hey, I'm leaving, but everyone was ready. We're not all equal. You know what I mean? You have to? You have to know your, you have to know your role. Let me tell you guys this. I'm sure most of you already know this, but everyone's always talking shit about you. Always, always, always talking shit. So last night I get a debriefing from three people about the dinner they went to, and the shit that they were talking about was Colton. And they said that they went to go pay the check and Colton had paid the check. And so that's the story,

right? You get to control your story what people think about you. And so Colton won the prize money and Colton paid the check. So that's what everyone's saying. People call me on the phone and they're like, dude, we went to dinner and fucking Colton paid the check so that's what everyone's saying people call me on the phone and they're like dude We went to dinner and fucking colton paid. It was so fucking nice of him It was so fucking cool. You get to decide your story So if you're so i'll tell you another story The whole weekend when we were at the norcal classic we were on taylor's time taylor's time taylor's time Then the second the event was over we went back to the house and it's nine o'clock at night

and colton's like hey i'm doing the um rogue invitational tomorrow, but I need a 90 or a hundred pound dumbbell. So I quickly text Blair Morrison. Blair Morrison's like, okay, I'll get you the a hundred pound dumbbell, uh, drive here right now and get it. And so I said that and Taylor jumped up. This is on Sunday night after competition goes, uh, I'll get it. And Colton's like, no, I can get it. It's my dumbbell. And Col dumbbell and Colton's like Taylor's like no you have to work out tomorrow. You just chill And so although Taylor had been going all fucking weekend He jumped up and jumped in his car and we ended up not getting it because it ended up

Blair called us back and said to pick it up in the morning, but those are the stories that people tell and so if you're at the fucking venue with JR and the venues events over and you run off with the athletes to eat with them instead of stick around and clean up, that's the story people are going to tell about you. Every like how you how you present is the stories people are going to tell about you. So you can be fucking perfect the whole fucking week but if you fuck up or you do something that that's not cool that's gonna be the story about you you have to you just have to remember everyone's everyone's everyone's telling a story about you

during the weekend what's the really attractive girl's name who won? Brittany Rao? Brittany Weiss. Brittany Weiss. Brittany Weiss. Brittany Weiss won the event and later, someone was accusing someone of talking shit about the shorts she was wearing. And they're like, yeah, Sevan on the broadcast was talking shit about her shorts. And it wasn't me.

But that's the reputation I have, because that's the story people tell about me. Because when Katrin gets new boobs, I'm the first one to be. I'm the only one. And Caleb, sorry, Caleb. We're the only ones to talk about the boobs. And so, of course, if there's some comment about her shorts being really short and exposing, you know More of her legs than the other girls. It's gonna come on me. I get it. I'm not like pissed I'm not like fuck you. How dare you think it was me? No, I get why you think it was me

I get it. She just sold like 10 pairs of shorts though for sure Yeah, she's awesome She's really cool. God. She's awesome when she comes on the camera do when her and fee were both on there man They're they're two angels fees an angel Yeah, yeah, I hope she doesn't yeah She she yeah, she's an angel didn't don't you think she's kind of an angel her face. She's angelic looking yeah, I agree She's really really buff angel Yeah, for sure

Really buff angel Yeah, for sure like a little Hey, she looks stout as fuck when we were doing her in the post interview does she look stout in person? Yeah, she definitely looks Yeah stacked like she could run through a brick wall, yeah, yeah for sure She was a running back in high school football. You're like, oh yeah, I could see that. That makes sense. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's the way she looks. She really is angelic. Yeah, she looked angelic.

I hope she flies away from the dark side. I hope she doesn't become one of, doesn't Satan have angels? Yeah, I think so. Or was Satan an angel? I think technically, yes. Wasn't he like cast out from heaven? Was Satan an angel? Yes, in the Abrahamic religious of Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Satan is traditionally understood to have been an angel who rebelled against God and was cast out of heaven.

Rebelled against God was cast out of heaven One of the one of the big agents promoters Their LSKD Sarah Sigmund's daughter designed them sick. Thanks. Yeah, I'll need that for later. Oh, let me see. Thomas Stroud. Satan was an angel and then took other angels, followed him once he was cast out. Sevan, can you get Olivia on the show again? Cursed Etter? Dude, I don't... Cursed cursed at her, what a trip. So I had her on the show once and she talked pretty good. Then I had her on the show a second time after she was at Proven and was living with Brooke and someone else and she was horrible. She could barely string a sentence together.

Then this weekend she was back to normal again. Did you notice how good her interviews were this weekend? Yeah, she did a pretty good job. Yeah, crazy impressed with her. Kept a smile on her face all week. I'd love to have her on again. Fewer and fewer people are reaching back out to me now when I text them and ask them to come on the show.

We're at an all time low low Like that, huh, I guess Fuck it's kind of nice. It's a good excuse not to have people on Yeah, you can just do live call-in shows. So on can you get I bar on this week? I'd love to have a bar on Get Laura Horvath get Laura Horvath back on. I feel like I borrow talks like Olivia though, so it might be rough. He really does he, he doesn't talk so good. I don't know just from what I saw struggle, isn't it? There's a promoter manager owner who is flapping his jaw about me in the space I really hope he

stops I don't really don't want to go to war with what kind of part of me wants to go to war with them it would be fun yeah yeah you know who it is maybe he really should stop like He should really, really stop. Like if you're going to say something about me, just say it either in public or... Or to you? Yeah. He tried to say it to me. But he said it to me like he was a friend and he was giving me feedback. But now I'm hearing from other people what he's really saying behind and I said he

He called me and we talked and He was he was acting a little Standoffish and I'm said hey dude, if you're upset with me, just tell me what you're upset with me about and we can work on it and adults do right, I said you don't have to dance beat around the bush just give it to me and Right. I said, you don't have to beat around the bush. Just give it to me. And then now I'm hearing all sorts of crazy shitty saying. And he should stop. You should stop. If it gets back to you that I'm telling you this, you should stop.

Just don't even talk about me or Caleb or anyone in the group. Unless you have something nice to say, or unless it's like, I mean, if it's true, you can say it. But you better stop, because you're not gonna like it. I promise you, you're not gonna like it. You and your friends don't have thick skin at all. You and your friends do not have thick skin at all and will not like it. They're already having a hard time with it.

Yeah, you don't have to be friends with me. You don't have to like me. You can be like, I don't mind if you say, hey, it's inappropriate that Sevan talks about people's bodies or how beautiful Matthias Porter is or fucking angelic stud right? I bet you he's a pussy magnet. Yeah, that big Greek God body dude is insane. And and I don't care if you say that, you know, Taylor looks like a white supremacist or That we're fucking right-wing fucked heart. I'd like all that stuff is fine

But the character deformation and like spreading rumors behind my back that just aren't true and shit like that You just you stop Cuz cuz you have tons of shit you you're such an easy target And I have a daily show and I would love to Feature you as a McGurk so stop doing that. Hey, man, people stop responding to your texts. You've got a you got a week at least well, I don't I don't mind if people don't come on the show you can you can I Get I get I get it if I get it if you don't want to come on the show

You know what I mean? Like I haven't text Brent not Brent Mr. Bellener since the whole PFA thing went down and I know I went hard against him And I would understand if he's like fuck you. I'm never going on your show again all that like just the normal stuff I understand but like going out of your way and like if you're if you like if you're going out of your way to tell JR Howell or I'm just trying to think this is just an example

this isn't a real example, but just an example if you're going out of your way to tell JR Howell Hey, you shouldn't work with seven or You should stop doing that. That's not gonna You're not you're gonna hate it just think of the repercussions you're gonna hate it you're already upset Just don't make stuff up that's it just don't make stuff up. That's a crazy concept. Yeah Yeah, he ain't coming back really Mel you think I think Velner would come back I Think some of these people are more mature. I think a lot of well, I don't know Villains pretty good about that. I feel like yeah, I think he can fight and then and then come back together

Yeah, he's good at leaning into it. No Brent's never been on the show We're not talking about Brent Brent. Those guys don't I don't I don't hear it just to be clear. I don't ever hear Like like if someone's like hey seven's kissing Dave's ass or he's Dave's friend or he's biased all that shit's fine I'm not talking about that shit I'm not talking about That shit's all like fair fair game shit his CEO shit stupid or He shouldn't talk about girls bodies like I'm like that's all in the realm of like then I can back to you, why don't you think it's okay to talk about women's bodies? And of course, then no one can explain that.

Is it because you hate women's bodies? You don't want me to appreciate women's bodies because you hate women's bodies? Yeah, Velner's level-headed. He's just a socialist, so he's confused. He's like deeply confused. But other than that, like... Star Wars Unveiled's first look at its first trans woman stormtrooper. Dude, do you want to hear something crazy? I didn't even know stormtroopers were real people. I didn't know there were people inside of those costumes.

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I took I took Ari to the bathroom the other day at cilantro's and we go in the handicap stall and he's taking his shit. He's like, will you come in there with me? I'm like, yeah. And he takes this shit and then I see him doing the shake I'm like, what are you doing? And he's like it's kind of stuck, you know, he's like, you know in the last like little bit It's and then I hear it go prop. I Remember being a kid and doing that I haven't had one of those in 40 years. Oh my god Star Wars has what's wrong with

Pussy Magnet? What do you want me to say? What do you want me to say? What do you want me to say? I want you to stay. What do you want me to say? I bet you the women find him very attractive. They swoon for him. I bet you he is a um, he's quite the catch. Hard-working, clean, fit, a gentleman. Boy, I bet you he's a real catch. He's a real catch. Oh yeah, that's good. Nice. Okay. Good. You're learning. Yeah. But isn't Pussy Magnet just funny, isn't it?

Yeah, that's funny. Way better. Star Wars introduced the first transgender stormtrooper in a move that has left fans of the beloved science fiction franchise divided. Named sister, she is a clad armor painted in blue and pink of the transgender flag and was oh shit the stormtroopers have color now? They okay, so they have always had color like they've had like it's been like orange or red or blue it just like it was like a job designator basically or like what they did kind of thing okay but this now they're just identifying this person as a trans clone clone whatever the fuck have you seen this character in a show? No.

I never even thought of the Stormtroopers as having like sexuality. I never thought of them as men or women. Yeah, they're not they're all asexual And was pictured for the first time in a new book released earlier this week the dreadlocks sporting soldier first appeared in a reference book released earlier this week, the dreadlock sporting soldier first appeared in a reference in an earlier 2022 novel, a Queen's Hope before later being depicted in a piece of fan art. That's fucking ludicrous, dude. So that's a black man?

Dude, I don't know. Now her story and picture has been featured in Star Wars The Secret of the Clone Troopers, which added her to the franchise's official lore, but the new character's addition has left fans of the galaxy far, far away. Saga split with some branding it utterly insane gender cult worship and moronic while others raged it was bat shit crazy. P take? Pussy take?

I don't know what that is. Does anyone know what that word is? Crazy P. That shit crazy four letter word and then take. What is that word? Piss take? Piss take? What is that word piss take His take Easy Seve Star Wars fans are just waiting for you to say something triggering. I

Mean dude Star Wars is sorry start. Sorry. Caleb Star Wars is so stupid The new stuff is horrible Stuff is legit. I remember when Star Wars used to be about space wizards epic adventures and lightsaber combat. Yeah that was fun those were the days. Back in my day we just had lightsaber battles and tie fighter fucking dog fights. Those are the best. What's that good storytelling to focus on Thrawn maybe or the force Jedi the Emperor or any other stuff. Oh, no No, you silly evil bigots you I'm talking about the first transgender stormtrooper criticizing the movie added There was no pushback whatsoever from Disney nothing nothing at all stunning and brave the most oppressed minority truly is the one that gets it

Every single time it asks for anything at all Another person on social media added... No, I think pedophiles are the worst oppressed minority. You see how they use that word, worst pressed minority, and that's supposed to invoke some sort of emotional shit and shut down your critical thinking. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, dude, this has nothing to do with an oppressed minority at all. Sister was first introduced in the 2022 book Queen's Hope having been created on the planet

Kamino to fight for the Galactic Republic. Are all the stormtroopers bad guys they are right? Hmm yeah, yes. Oh, I don't even recognize them they got that that those are Oh they did Yeah, these so They used to be good guys because they were the the whole army was built to like help the Jedi basically and then the I think Emperor Palpatine or somebody took over the army and started using them against the Jedi and execute order 66 and then are there any black storm troopers I think they're all actually mixed like they're like like the guy that they created him off

of is a mixed guy no but I mean are any of their mixed. Like they're like, like the guy that they created him off of is a mixed guy. No, but I mean are any of their outfits black? Are they all white? Yeah, if you're a TIE fighter pilot, you're you wear a black one. Black armor. And so do and so those things those things pee and eat? Yeah, yeah, they're like full-blown humans. Those things pee and eat? Yeah, yeah, they're like full-blown humans. So at night all those guys take all their shit off and go to bed in like bunk beds like on a

battle cruiser. Right. God, I'd like this Star Wars so much. Like I just saw the first three or whatever the three were that came out when I was a kid. Four, five and six or six, seven and eight or whatever, whichever one's at four, five, six, seven. And I liked that. I just, I just filled in that gap of what they did. I just thought they stacked them in a room at night and plugged them in.

That's one too. Oh, that's the guy. I think that's the original. I'm pretty sure that's the original clone trooper. He's Mexican. Yeah, think that's the original. I'm pretty sure that's the original Clone Trooper. He's Mexican? Yeah, maybe. That makes sense. They're just normal people.

Right. Heidi Krum, I'll fill in your gap and plug you in, Seve. Thank you. Ha ha ha. Heidi, please. Someone's gonna log off. Alright. Disconnect the dial-up. Tranny's. So... Yeah, I just pictured the Stormtroopers not even having any, like, thoughts of their own or anything. I thought it was just like, hey, guard Darth Vader, kill that guy, or...

This is your section That's pretty much how it is. I don't think they actually think for themselves. I Saw for 21 times in the theater Carlos. I think I did something like that, too I think I saw like four I think I saw all of them like seven times in the theater Wow, yeah, I even remember the theater. went to. It was in a shopping mall. Oh, that was the best. Yeah, I remember the video games there and all that shit. I think the first one came out, I think I saw it when I was five, the first one. It was in the theater fucking forever.

Wow. This is great. Did you see, did you, you know, you know how, for those of you who didn't follow the story, basically Trump had borrowed money from the Deutsche Bank in Germany 21 times, 20 times, and he borrowed the money and paid it back 20 times. And on the 21st time, he also borrowed money and he paid it back. And when he borrowed that money, he used, he told them, hey, I want to borrow it against this building. And he said the building was worth 400 million. And I guess the building's only worth 200 million or something like that along those lines. But he paid the money back and it was no big deal. Well, for the first time ever in New York state history, there was no formal complaint filed.

There was no loss of money. No one was defrauded. But the city of New York, state of New York, brought a case against Trump and said, Hey, you lied on your loan application. And the Deutsche Bank even came forward and is like, Hey, we don't care. We didn't lend him the money based on his application. We lent him the money based on the fact that he borrowed money from us 20 times and paid it back already. And so this 21st time he paid it back. Why are you, why are you doing this? Well, so he goes to court and Letitia James tries the case and

he was, this is pretty long, but it's worth seeing, and he has to pay $450 million in fines. Well, look at, so of course he appeals it, right? Right. And it goes to the appeals court. And at the appeals court, there were five judges there on the appeals court. And now these five judges are like, what the fuck? And now they're thinking about putting sanctions against Letitia James and the

judge who tried the case. Oh, no, looks like it's been a very bad week for Laquefa. It seems that this extremist nut job of a judge and Laquefa's political persecution of a presidential candidate is a- Her tits are amazing. I don't know what her lips are doing though. Did you see your face? Just fucked up. Yeah great set of hammers though about to backfire Wouldn't you like to know how big Katrin's tits are like just know if there's C or B

And they for they first look like bees but now in that floating when she's floating on her back. They look like seas Yeah She probably didn't get that much bigger than what she already had dude. She had nothing the he will likely be sanctioned or possibly charged with election interference. Let's hope that this political operative posing as a judge is held to account for his role in this election interference. Yet for some strange reason, the mainstream media isn't reporting on this appeals case. Could it be that our media is biased? So the Trump fraud case went before the appellate court this week. And by the time it was over, the closing arguments of the Democrat lawyers was just them begging to not get sanctioned.

So look, many people aren't aware that the Trump fraud case went before the appeals court this week. And if you don't know how an appeals court works, there are five judges that sit in judgment for these cases and they basically let the prosecution and the defense both lay out their cases and their job is to consider whether or not the case was worth hearing in the first place and it went so badly for the Democrat lawyers. By the way you can watch all of that it's fucking crazy I I watched it. It's, it's, it's unbelievable.

The judges are just completely dumbfounded. They're like, wait, can you give us one example where anyone's ever been tried like this before and they can't. They're like, this, this law has been in the books a hundred years and no one's ever been tried on it. And the, and the, and the ones that are kind of adjacent cases that are similarly tried like this one, the person either didn't pay the money back. Well, that was the thing every time there was fraud involved. This time there was just no fraud involved and none of the parties were disgruntled.

That by the end of it, their closing arguments was just them begging to not get sanctioned. So they argued a ton of different things throughout this case. But the biggest thing was the judges kept interrupting them. They kept saying hold on, hold on, hold on. Can you find me one other time in history where the person who took the loan was able to call the bank that they took the loan from and then that bank showed up and said we weren't defrauded and the lawyers spent like two hours trying to find one little instance where it happened but then the judges said okay let's try something else they said hey have you ever prosecuted someone for lying about the value of a property when it resulted in the entire

loan being paid back with interest. And again, they gave them like two hours to try to explain their case and they still couldn't produce a single case where that had happened. And then the judges said, Hey, you know what? We'll give you another shot. They said, have you ever seen an attorney general prosecute a case where there was no damage to the public? There was no damage to the person you said was defrauded and there was no actual malice

committed by the person who took the loan. And then they took another like six hours on that one. And by the end of it, the judges were like, so you don't have any instance of that happening. And then by the time they were done, the judges were like, I don't even know if this is a case that should have been brought. And they said, look, y'all might need to be sanctioned for bringing this case in a malicious manner. One of the judges actually said, I have come to believe that since a case like this has never been brought in the history of the country, not only New York, that you have only brought this case because the person was running for president, which would put you a

foul of not only multiple regulations regarding the law, but would also put you a foul of not only multiple regulations regarding the law, but would also run you a foul of electioneering interference. In fact, at the end of it, when they got to give their closing arguments, instead of arguing the value of their case, instead of arguing that like we should have been able to bring this case because of X and Y and all this shit. They actually just said at the end, we hope that the court will take into account that lawyers need to be able to bring cases like this without the threat of sanction. Basically, they were saying, we hope that you decide that we're not going to get in trouble for bringing this bullshit case. That was what happened at the appellate court. So Trump being found guilty of fraud and having to pay 500 some odd million

fucking dollars and the whole left celebrating about that, he's gonna get all that money back. How is that, how is any of that even real? What did he lie about? The only, supposedly, he said that the building was worth, you know when you go into file a loan and he was using one of his, get a loan, he was using one of his buildings as collateral, and he overstated the value of the asset that he was borrowing money against. I'm sure no one's ever done that before.

I mean, how is that even on him? Wouldn't your whole goal is to present your property as valuable as possible so you can get the best loan? Right. Does he have to have somebody value it or he just knows the value of it? I'm sure there was some there was some process, right? I mean, I can't just tell my, I don't think I can just tell my bank, hey, my house is worth $20 million, lemme 18. I mean, they must send someone out

to also be a part of the valuation. They ended up responding. One of the things the bank said is like, hey, another reason why this case doesn't make sense is we didn't even take into consideration as collateral. We were looking at his loan history. This was our 21st loan with him. And that's why we, yeah, Nick B says, yeah, an appraisal.

Oh yeah. That makes sense. Doesn't the bank underwrite and agree before the approval? Yeah, all of that. It's also, it's Deutsche Bank. They're not like a small bank. It's not like he went to the local credit union and asked for a bunch of money and said,

oh yeah, this is how much it costs. and they were like, yeah, that sounds good. Um, the judge and the lawyer were political pawns. Just another chess piece. I find it's so Can you imagine this? I just can't imagine them actually doing that Because the stress on someone on an attorney for trying a fake case like that must be fucking insane. How do you go to bed at night? I wouldn't be able to sleep at night. You're just perpetually lying. Yeah. And hurting someone.

For hours. Unless the loans for the property, you don't need the appraiser. Bank literally didn't appraise because of history and relationship. I find that hard to believe, but I'll take your word on it. Maybe it goes to loan committee. Mike McCasky, the poor small bank was duped by Trump, the criminal mastermind. Yeah. Smart guy. They believe he is evil they sleep like a baby

I don't know. I don't know how I don't know how he I don't know how he gets through his days Yeah, I mean you're just perpetually in the right of being assassinated and you're constantly having to fight lawsuits for bullshit Here's a here's a member earlier when we were talking about like hey everyone's telling a story about you Yeah, you get to chew you get to choose the story Here you go. Here's look at this is a this is Joe DeSenta. This is the guy who found Spartan Race is Hunter's buddy. He says his neighbor was a mob boss. He was the head of the Banana Organized Crime Family and he saw my family was going through a divorce. I was with my dad's in the summer. His name was Joe and he said come over on

Saturday and clean my pool up pay $35. And so I didn't know what I was doing. But I went over there and he taught me some business lessons. He said, on time is late. I told you to be here at eight. You should be here at 745. He said, I'm going to ask you to clean the pool. You're going to get paid to clean the pool. But if you straighten up the lawn furniture, clean the shed, do the window, do all these other things you're not getting paid for, you will be recommended and we will build a big business for you. They needed somebody they could trust in the backyard. And then number three, don't have your hand out to your point. Don't be looking for return right away. Do the right thing. Lean in, help out. You'll get paid. Don't worry about it. My neighbor

was the head of the banana organized crime fan. Yesterday a guy sends me a fucking DM and it's a picture of him and his wife and his three daughters with rich phony. And then there's a huge long paragraph. Oh. And I know. And, but I read it because there's a picture of Rich Froning. And he says he was in Virginia this weekend, and he walked into a coffee shop and with his family, and Rich was there with a bunch of people. And he said they were drinking coffee,

and he was basically eyeballing Rich the whole time, and he wanted to go over and talk to Rich and say hi and get a picture with him, but he didn't want to interrupt him. And then he said, so they finish their coffee and they leave, and as they're leaving out the door, Rich walks out with them and starts chatting them up. So Rich saw the guy eyeballing him, got up, went out of his way, went and said hi to the guy, took a picture with his family and the guy sent it to me and he's like dude he's the fucking nicest human being ever no shit yeah wow and that's the story yeah and that's the story now obviously rich didn't do that wanting like not thinking okay now this

guy's gonna send it to a podcast and then that podcast is gonna say about me it's just the fucking right thing to do I'm not saying you have to I'm not saying it would be the wrong thing to do if he didn't get up and do it like He was in the middle of a conversation or he had a bad day Yeah, like hey, he's busy. He's got a bunch of people around him But fuck dude you want he won the game four times as an individual and whatever 6,000 times is with the team and it's like hey the the only value to that now is to Is you know to be kind to other people right make other people's days better? That was all I meant Manny C. Serrano. That's why Rich is the goat. Yeah

Would Matt do that Matt would probably do that. You know, I hear tons of good stories. I hear tons of good stories of very nice things Matt does too. Really? I do. I do. Remember those guys that we would talk to who were in prison for life? Oh yeah. And they're like, yeah, Matt calls us once a week or something like that it was something pretty crazy I was yeah I do remember that I was wow

and I don't see Matt stroking himself for that yeah you're right he's pretty cool for that would Savannah Caleb do that I would just think that I had fucking toothpaste on my face or something and you were just looking at me like I'm an idiot so if you were wearing a CEO shirt if anyone I saw wearing a CEO shirt I'd walk over and hug give a big hug to okay yeah other than that fuck you you don't buy shirt I ain't saying hi to you Uh

So it looks like um, it looks like trump's going on um On joe rogan Yeah, I heard about that After kamala just went on caller daddy Yeah, you think that that after Kamala just went on Call Her Daddy. Yeah. You think that that would, that would play a big role? No, I just think that Kamala going on a Call Her Daddy is hilarious. You're doing a lot of podcasts recently. One that I would love to see you on is I think Joe Rogan has to have you on.

Yeah. Yeah. Would you do that? Oh, sure. I would. I think Joe, like besides us, Joe's, I think I'm doing it. Yeah. So you are going to do Joe? Oh, sure. I would. I think Joe, like besides us, Joe, I think I'm doing it. Yeah. So you are going to do Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan is the best in the game for sure. And I think, you know, did Joe become so well known because of the UFC and he does a great job with that, right? I think, uh, I think that's a dig. Really? I do. At Joe. Yeah.

Why? Just because he's saying my boy Dana made a famous. Oh. I'm reading into it. I know I'm reading into it. It's like you got a cute little podcast. That's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What wizard that made Joe the best during kovat? You know, he was very outspoken bullshit bullshit Bullshit Love you Joe, but you were a fucking world-class pussy when it came to kovat You were a chicken shit bitch and let me tell you why why here's the thing if you were outspoken You like if your YouTube channel didn't get suspended at least once, you weren't outspoken. And I saw him dancing around it and dancing around it and dancing around it.

Yeah, Joe was weak sauce during COVID. I know he was. Now listen, he may have been one of the first to come out, but fuck man, he was fucking light years behind us. Yeah, that uh joe was afraid of his fuck of cov it yeah and and he and he just wouldn't come out and say hey like he took him forever to come out and say that it's a fat motherfucker's disease monkey pox is a homosexual disease from what I know Covid deaths are a fat motherfuckers disease for what I know Like it like just say it and I and I would watch him dance around it and I'd be like Jesus Joe Come on, this is getting embarrassing

And now he's leading the way good on him. I mean he flipped I'm not I'm not hating on him But like don't say he's one of the first on all the corruption going on during covid And I think that's personally when I started watching him a lot too. Just he's one of the first. On all the corruption going on during COVID. And I think that's personally when I started watching him a lot too. Just he's an honest guy too, right? He is. So I think-

Good guy. Good guy. And I think you guys together- Yeah, I think that's true. I think Joe's honest and a good guy. Yeah. He's got a good voice. It's important. Yeah. You're doing a lot of podcasts recently. One that I would love to see you on- Happy daddy. What is that?

Beer. Oh, they have, and they have a chew. Is that a chewing tobacco? They have a chewing tobacco. Yeah, maybe. What is that? Nelk boys? Yeah, I think.

That's right. It's that like Zen pouch type thing. I've watched like four, four of their podcasts in full length. I watched one with Elon. I think I watched two with Trump. I really liked them. They got this weird looking Ethiopian dude who sits on the couch with him. He's got this other guy.

This is didn't they used to have another guy that got kicked off of YouTube on their team and now he's on rumble. Sam I am or Sam will do it. We'll do it. Yep. Sam will do it. I liked him too. I like those guys.

Oh, here you go. Happy dad is seltzer with electrolytes. Does that is the does that mean there's alcohol in it? Yeah, s Yeah filters are alcoholic Alcohols for losers. Yeah. Oh Steve will do it Steve will do it. Oh, what did we say? Did he do steroids he got like real buff in his face broke out steve will do it. Yeah Probably

When I if I close my eyes and think of that dude, he's smiling. He always seems like he's like a positive force I like those like a jersey shore character. Uh, yes, he did. Did he admit to doing it? Dude I Sure character. Uh, yes, he did. Did he admit to doing it? Dude, I, I, I, I think Andrew Schultz is so funny and his podcast with Trump was amazing. I think as a person he's, uh, maybe, I don't know. He comes across a little bit to me is intellectually and spiritually just weak as fuck But man the hit his interview with Trump was amazing Going back to the fake boob thing

Let me start here. Let me start here. Let me just dig in here. Seve, what's with the drag queen glasses? These? These are drag queen glasses? These? It's better. Ish. I don't know. They look fine. I have so many glasses. I think they're all over there on that tool bench over there. What makes them drag queen glasses?

This different color up top? Yeah, probably. I had this, I had this, I've told you about this before. I had this friend who was a short guy, my size, maybe shorter, and he was crazy buff and yoked. And I remember him, actually two friends, I've seen this twice now, with two wives. And I've seen both their wives right in front of their husbands talk about how they don't like skinny wimpy guys.

And both the husbands were on a lot of fucking testosterone, like a fucking lot. And I was thinking to myself, like I didn't like that because you're basically supporting your husband getting on a lifetime regimen of drugs. And you're basically saying that you wouldn't like it if he got off those drugs. And me personally, I wouldn't want to be with a woman who had that, like, who'd like me more if I did drugs. And I would feel the same way about a man who's like Trying to talk his wife into getting fake tits

Like you're asking your wife to cut herself open and put in Some sort of Foreign object into her body and carry it around so you can live out the delusion that she really has big wonderful titties You know what I mean like Like I would want to... Do you feel that or no? Yeah, no, I agree. It's different than saying like, hey honey, I um... I don't know. I don't know. I like it that my wife works out. I like it that she eats healthy. Like I like it because she looks beautiful, but I like it more than that, significantly more than that. I like it because it's an inspiration for me, right? I want to be around a like-minded person.

Right. I just can't imagine... I've got everyday kind of thing. Yeah. I just can't imagine putting pressure on a woman to get titties at all. By the way, in no way am I suggesting that that's what Katrin's husband did to her or any husband. But I know that there are husbands who do that out there, right? Or there's guys out there who are like, hey, let me buy you some titties. Yeah. I just wouldn't want to support... I don't... I just wouldn't want to support... I don't... I don't...

I just don't like it. I don't want to... I couldn't be with someone like that. That would be such a fucking deal breaker for me if my wife... And here's the thing too. You might even want your wife to get huge, big, fake titties, but you got to push it down. You got to deal with it. Or you got to transcend it. You can't let it come out of your mouth. Which is different than her if she just wants them. And I could go into, I could fucking start being super hyper judgmental about that too, but I'm not. I'm just gonna leave it at like, find someone who accepts you for who you are. Try to make them better with resources that keep them healthy. Um, I, uh, so, so I know the real reason it's fashion.

They want to look like the models in the magazines. Well, maybe I'll tell you what it's, it's great. Those, those outfits that those girls with fake titties can wear who have good bodies are crazy, right? Like they can just put in a tube They can wear just like a tube dress and just like nothing else they can just go braless all the time They can wear those crazy tube tops of tube tops that fuck up other girls chicks and make them look like they're down by their Belly button they can wear those. Yeah, I hear you

Yeah, it could be just a confidence boost yeah, I mean I, I mean, right? Yeah, wonder it and what would it go ahead? I wonder if like a reason for people getting fake tits is so that they don't have to wear bras anymore. Because I feel like women hate wearing bras. There's probably tons of this is going to be me. Yeah, tons of justification. It could just be a confidence boost. Yeah, what would be the confidence boost of getting a big old set of titties? Because you know the confidence would come from Like for me a confidence boost would come from being just a fucking master of the Constitution Like you know what I mean? Constitution? Yeah, like if I just had that shit fucking down pat and anytime someone said something about that That I felt was remotely infringing on our fucking Liberty. I could just fucking slice them and dice them

Okay. Yeah, you know what I mean? For me a confidence boost is a fucking full tank of gas mmm You know what I mean? Yeah pull out of the gas station like fuck you I could go places. That's right You know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah full fridge confidence boost a confidence boost for me is I Don't know but those things are confidence boosts for me like being intellectually equipped And And having some stability right full tank again, like I got before I went to Newport

I got a new pair of tires on my van that was a fucking con I got new tires on the van anytime flat So if you get flat you can still drive 60 miles an hour for it for 80 miles And I and I had a my credit card was paid off I could get whatever the fuck I wanted to buy $27 bag of beef jerky if I wanted fuck you You know but but a set of titties and I could get whatever the fuck I wanted. I could buy a $27 bag of beef jerky if I wanted. Fuck you. But a set of titties for a girl that would give her a confidence boost. Cause why?

Cause you have fat titties. Yeah. Hotter than all the other women yeah what I mean The fucked up the thing that I struggle with the paradox is me is I love a big fucking fat fat set of titties fake or real but the problem is is that I'm intellectually opposed to fake titties, so a Real I have real I have real problems Hi So I have real problems. Hi. Enlighten me, please.

Oh, fake booty though I cannot tolerate. A fake ass, that's where I draw the line. I have no interest in a fake ass. Call her, hi. Hi, I got a titty story. Oh, I thought you were going to be like, I got a huge set of fake titties. That'd have been a great opening. Okay. Go ahead. Well, just as it relates to like confidence and big boobs.

So I used to be like a double H, like I used to have huge boobs. Oh my god. I felt my down below I felt and I had I Had no self-confidence. I was so Just I Did not feel good on my own body, you know, I've also had four kids So like, you know, I breastfed

all four of my kids. I've had a lot of body changes, but now I've gone from like a double H to like, I'm between like a B and a C and CrossFit actually helped me lose a ton of body fat, lose a bunch of weight, um, which definitely contributed to the smaller boob size, but I'm more way more confident in my body now as like a BC than I ever was as a double H. So I think it just probably depends on the person. I can also move a lot better. Oh, why do you think that is? Did you not like the attention? Yeah, I've known girl. I hated it. You hated the attention. You're not like the attention. I have no confidence now.

Yeah, I've known girl. I hated it. You hated the attention. I hated the attention. I feel like that's all that people saw when they looked at me. I would never wear tight fitting clothes. I was always trying to conceal them. They were, I mean, like wearing, I used to have to wear like two sports bras at a time

because I couldn't exercise with how big they were. I mean, they were, they were, I I mean, they were, I was miserable. I was miserable. So yeah, and I felt like that's all that people saw when they looked at me and like any that came out of my mouth, like was just, you know, fell by the wayside. They did, but that's the truth.

It is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you had wonderful giant boobs and dudes were just like wow Now my husband loved them When they were that big but I still like to think I mean he tells me that he likes them now even though They're a lot smaller, but I Think if he could go back in time, I'm sure there'd be I'm sure he wouldn't mind it terribly for a day.

I did... someone said Seve's looking up age boobs now. I was looking up age boobs. They're massive. They're massive. And like you just can't buy any bra offline. Like you've got to go get like professionally fitted. Like they're really really expensive. It's just, it was a huge pain in the ass, honestly. Um, and I'm so much happier now. Um, I can wear regular bras, one sports bra at a time. Um, Hey, did, and did when you got pregnant and they were producing milk, did they get even bigger? That was like at the biggest. That was with my, I had twins.

Um, and I was producing milk for twins and that's when they were at their largest for sure. And then over time they just shrunk down. But feeding two babies off your boobs, you produce a lot of milk. Holy fuck. That's happened to my wife too. I can't even believe but I fully took advantage of it. It was the craziest fucking Nine months it was fucking nuts. They were some massive when she had twins, but let me ask you this Um, did you have to you have to drink a shitload of water to keep H boobs filled and feeding right? Yeah, so I mean with breastfeeding and milk production Um, it yes water is important, electrolytes

are important, but even more so the more that you pump, the more milk you produce. So that's a common misconception that people think they need to be drinking like two gallons of water a day to keep up milk supply. The most important thing, it's a supply and demand thing with milk supply. So the more that you empty, the more your body is signaled to make more milk. So like power pumping is a good idea. I'll give you a breastfeeding 101, Savan. My wife just fed on demand, but I just remember she was like always thirsty. She was insatiable. She was just an eating and drinking machine.

Yes. But she did feed on demand and she didn't sleep for months. I mean, there was always someone feeding, either the boys or me. Always. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Someone's always on the tip for sure. Especially with two of them. Hey, so what happens,

but now what do you think that, what do you think happens? So girls who don't have boobs and then they get boobs, they're really excited about them. They enjoy that attention. I think, you know, it really saddens me when people feel the need to change their body to that degree for, I mean, like, I would hope they would, you know, do it for themselves,

but, you know, I'm a firm believer that we, you know, God made us exactly who we were supposed to be. Right. And so to alter your body to that degree, to have surgery and to have, you know, saline implants. Plus I think that, I mean, what are they saying? There there's massive repercussions potentially when you get fake boobs, right? Like you've seen people, um, almost get like autoimmune diseases. Their body like rejects the implants. So like scar tissue like surrounds it, implants can pop.

I just, I feel like the risk to reward is just, it's not there. It's just not there. I feel kind of bad for those people. You know, I just, I wish that they could be happy in their own skin and, you know, just, you know, embrace who God made them to be exactly who they were. So, so when, when someone says they're doing it for confidence, they're doing it because that con you think that that confidence comes externally because they're

getting greater acceptance from men. From other people, yeah. And at the end of the day, the only acceptance you need is from God. That's the only judgment that matters. What other people think, it truly does not matter. And that took me many, many years to realize. I've gotten a lot deeper in my faith over the last three years. I wish I would have had the confidence today in my BC boobs as I did when I was in my double age boobs, but I think that a lot of that confidence is rooted in my faith in God. So that could definitely be a contributing factor, probably the biggest factor actually. How long have you been with your husband? We have been together. We've been married 12 years

This October we've been together for 15 years and how many kids do you have? We have four children nine seven and my twins are three Wow congratulations. That's amazing I was trying to picture. I was trying to picture the first time your husband saw your boobs when he took your bra off He must have just holy He was very excited. Yes, and all of his friends were very excited too for him But um religious when you got married were you both religious when you got married We're both Catholic and we were both baptized Catholic and we had a Catholic wedding, but we really didn't find ourselves back to church until COVID when our daughter was supposed

to start her kindergarten year at public school. And then all the public schools went to shit and shut down. So we actually pulled her from public school and enrolled her in the Catholic school that's up the street for me, because they were the only school in town offering a full-time in-person program. And my in-laws are now retired, but they were elementary school educators. And they were telling us like,

the kindergarten year is hands down, the most important year of their elementary school. Like you guys cannot park this up, right? So we opted to, you know, just bite the bullet and pay private school tuition. So that's actually where we've grown immensely in our faith. It's really brought us back to church. And you know, now we pray all the time together as a family.

You know, we talk about God all the time. It's very much a family oriented thing. So no, we've, we've we've we were not always I guess Religious and our my husband and I and our relationship that has evolved and changed over time together Hey, that's really cool. You're you're I don't know fortune. It's the right word, but i'll use it Anyway, you're really fortunate that you guys are on the same page and four kids. Congratulations. Your kids are really lucky that they have you Thank you so much. I appreciate that. I've taken up enough time. So I'll let you guys go. All right Thank you. Bye

The pictures are crazy Know how to handle that he was fucking in heaven Probably just drown in them. Uh, they get them to distract the attention away from being bad shit crazy. That's that's reasonable. Share your screen. They were all, they were, they, they, they, they, if, if there was something I thought was shareable I just shared it it was Really, it was just you know what happens if you type in age boobs

It's just like bra companies like she said bras are hard to find so it's all people just trying to peddle bras the bra I bet you if there was a I bet you if there's a chart online somewhere bra sizes growing bra sizes must be just Exploding as everyone just gets so fat Bra sizes, growing bra sizes must be just exploding as everyone just gets so fat. Exerciser, are boob augmentations, oh yeah, where is our exerciser logo? Are boob augmentations attacks right off if you're an OnlyFans model?

I have to assume yes. Right, oh, there we go. Isn't that, Susan made one for each side, kind of cool, right? Nice, there we go. Isn't that Susan made one for each side, kind of cool, right? Nice, nice. I like it. Where's uh, I want to see what Janelle's writing. All I see is that David says you're wrong Janelle, and then I know she must be right. Let me see, uh... be right. By the way, if you do get boobs, don't get them like on sale or anything.

On sale? You know what I mean? Free? Yeah. Yeah. Like don't get anything. Yeah. Don't don't do any discount surgeries. Don't do any discount surgeries. I won't get one half off. When you shop at sales. Be clear, if you're in a state where hurricanes often strike, like Florida or the Gulf Coast or into Texas, a vital part of preparing for hurricane season is to get vaccinated now. Everything is more complicated

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No shit, huh? How do you say that without explaining that? Fucked it, I don't know. Like you got to explain that. What do you mean by that president? Yeah, like I'm sorry. I'm not connecting the dots. How is getting vaccinated important during a because you know, the water that comes up and washes through your streets is gross's gross, and probably carries COVID, and you'll probably drink it, and then you'll die.

Damn, I would really like to hear him say all that. That'd be odd. I got fake boobs in 2015. Send photo, please. And my surgeon died of cancer three months later. Holy shit. Are those connected? This old dinger I

Need someone anecdotally to be calming just be like yeah I was a and I got seized and I just started attracting all these really cool guys I'm sorry. My kids went to Jiu Jitsu tournament. I haven't shown the video yet. It's fucking savage. Yeah, how they do. My kids went to jujitsu tournament. I haven't I haven't shown the video yet. It's fucking savage Yeah, how they do They've already just fucking destroyed kids. I want to show you um, I want to show the footage of um

I wonder how I do this. I want to show the footage of in his in his final match Um, he went against a kid. He had to go up a weight class. And no one ever beats this kid. And Ari had never fucking wrestled him. I want to see if I can find it. God, it's so fucking crazy. God it's so fucking crazy When I was a kid there was this joke that people would show their home movies When when guests would come over and everyone be like, oh fuck really? No one wants to see your home movies

So this is brought up on the VHS tape. Yeah this or or slides they would show slides a slide carousel. Oh God Fucking blow your brains up. So this is probably This is probably one of those segments if you don't want to see my home videos probably knows a good time to go to the bathroom or something downloads Oh, oh, oh, it's still receiving the video. Hey, what's up dude? Hey.

Hey, can I join you guys? Oh yeah. Alright, I'll be on in a second. Hey, did you already do your house thing? Yeah, I just did that back. Oh, how was it? Did they accept your bid? Oh, well, we're already under contract. It was just an inspection.

Oh. Oh, shit. So you're getting close. Yeah, here, let me come join you. Okay. Alright, bye. Bye. That was Chris Yabara. Whoa. Yeah.

Where's, uh... God, I have so many fucking things open from the weekend. Wait, where's downloads? You guys are gonna love this. If you're into Jujitsu, you're gonna fucking, where the fuck is the finder window? You'll love it. If you're into Jujitsu, you're gonna fucking absolutely love this. Um let me see if I can oh shit.

Okay here we go. So you can look how little he is. My Christ almighty. We're about to show a fight. Hello? Hey. Hello? Hey. Hey, while the video loads, I sent an accidental dig pic. I made a home video one time with my wife and I didn't rewind it all the way and I recorded my first jiu-jitsu tournament on it. I gave it to my jujitsu instructor to um Watch and he got about six seconds of my ass walking to the bed Wow That's awesome

Make sure you rewind that shit all the way. That's my that's my luck. Hey, how did he did he tell you? Hey, dude, you sent me. hey, did he see any pumps in or a blow job or anything or no? Then the match started. No, he just literally see my bright white ass walking past the camera over to the bed. And then the match started? And then the match started.

And did he say something to you? Hell yeah, he did. Would you say something to me if I did that? Yeah, I would be so bummed if it stopped after six seconds too. Hey, if my buddy sent me a tape of him and it was supposed to be one thing and it ended up him banging his wife, I'd fully watch it. So the other question is, do you think any of my friends saved that dick pic I sent? Yes, yes. I save all. Yeah, I say, well, I shouldn't say I save all of them, but yeah, they for sure saved it

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure somewhere in my phone. I have Taylor's dick and but somewhere All right, thank you bye I Tell my kids anything you sends for anything you text or send the whole world sees Okay So look at look how look at he's 12 pounds smaller in this kid and this kid's eight my kid seven and this kid's fucking undefeated Look at him look at look at that kid's calf Can you see the size difference? Yeah, it's pretty significant for kids.

Hey, and he just beat up my other son. Oh, so he just beat up Joey. Okay. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry. This was sorry. He hadn't beat. No, no, sorry.

I'm thinking of another match. So first day, first day wrestled, Guy and my son took gold, but not, my kid was in the weight class below this weight class for Guy. And then there was no one for him to wrestle and no Guy. That's when they don't wear the pajamas and you just fight the kid. And, uh, and, and so he had to go up a weight class to get any matches. Oh, he's crushing him. Oh He's crushing him I taught him that So good

Look how he's just on the attack non-stop Yeah, I would have just told already kicking my in the balls right there Just just ending take a knee and just slice it through his fucking drawing dude look at him just getting kicked in the face they're just getting his face right now and that kid's going for an arm bar under there and then boom straight to the double leg like yeah Fuck Sneaks out the back Double leg doesn't even care kids got 12 pounds on fucking no no fucks Oh there it is no yeah, take his back there take him from the rear He's down by two I'm yelling at him already got a score. He's like, fuck that, I ain't scoring.

Oh, smell that dick. Nice. Attack, attack. It's got swag, dude. Yeah, just surfing that kid. Get your head out of there, dude. Get your fucking head out of there dude, it's your fucking head out of there fuck you up Oh shit, there you get points if you get the hooks in

Going for rear naked choke. Yeah, look how big that fucking kid is Harry's a savage kid already took gold in the other in the other in his other weight class and he he thought for sure he was going to win. That's me yelling, you better stop it. He's going gonna break his fucking Ari comes off balling Wow, dude Have you guys been talking about Katrin's love bags already It's basically been the last hour just talk yeah

Are those hey Asian devices? What's up, dude? Good to hear from you Hey, how are you good? I figured out you know, I've ever call into this before. Why not? You know? Dude, great to hear from you. Did you get any chance to see the competition this weekend? Oh, yeah. Watch the whole thing. What do you think about the state of the sport and this tension between Taylor and Mr. Ibarra? You like it?

Uh, you know, we're probably going to have to have a conversation with them when he gets back with who With Chris, we're gonna have to have a little a little hard combo about it Hey, dude, how do I hold on? How do I see who's on the call with me? Because I'm just calling a phone number never done this before so I just see a number but I'm just on the screen Aren't I'm in the show you should be able to are you watching the TV? If you go to you if you go to YouTube you can see it's me and Caleb and Taylor. Oh

Okay, I'm good. So he's he's trying to stir up some I had no idea who this wasn't And so he was asking that question waiting for me to say something I'm good. So he's, he's trying to stir up some, I had no idea who this wasn't. And so he was asking that question, waiting for me to say something, probably I wouldn't have said if I would have known it was you on the call. So I'm glad I turned on my house chat. Does he, does he train with you, Jacob? Yeah. So he, um, so yeah, backstory. So Chris, um, I met him. Gosh, it would have been, hold on.

I'm actually getting this screen live over here I thought he was an HWPO athlete. That was a joke. I thought he was a HWPO athlete well, no, he is but I mean like the the funny thing is is like We actually make we made this joke with Chris before He I don't think He, I don't think, uh, HWPO knew who he was until he actually qualified or was doing well at semi-finals this past year at a, in a road, not a roadless, um, at a sub hub center. Yeah. So I don't think they, so we actually, we actually had a good kick about it because

we're like, Oh, now they're going to post that. And so you didn't even know who's on the team, which I get it. You know, every athlete in the beginning when they start off is like that. Right. Like I was in the same at one point where people were like, Oh, who's this fricking chump and then they're like, Oh, he's on our team. He's doing well. You know, they claim you when you're doing well.

So it happens. Actually, he's actually a J H P O athlete. Jacob Hebner pays off. Yeah, exactly. Um, but he showed up in, uh, I met him at a local competition and, uh, he ended up, uh, his, um, girlfriend, do I've never laughed so hard yesterday in my life. And I was watching, I was watching the live stream.

Oh, we're going at it. But, um, but it. But he actually, do chiropractic school out here in Kansas City. And so he trades out of my barn, probably I'd say like 70% of the time usually. He's something else, man. He came on the scene pretty strong. He looked great at the West Coast.

And then, and he looked great this weekend too. And that was, it was a great pressure cooker to, you know, to be there with Taylor and Colton for him. I'm sure a great experience. Yeah, it was good. I'm glad he went. I'm glad. Well, actually, so I had three people out of my barn go,

well, Olivia's not really in the barn. She's at college, right? But Liv, Chris Ibarra, and then Justin Rhodes go out. Justin, you know, we'll get to the point, I guess, the story pretty quickly. But like, Justin actually has an excuse for being out of shape. That old boy, he's actually been legitimately, you know, like people say, oh yeah, I'm building my house, but you know They have a contractor building it just as legitimately building this house. He's Amish said No, dude. He's just he's just a handyman by heart. He can do everything But dude can actually is actually building his house. So if anyone had an excuse for like hey

I'm not a shape because I'm really building my own house. It's Justin And by the way, Olivia's attitude was absolutely fantastic Was that just a veneer or was she oh, thanks Taylor or was she really she really that cool and chill? She I mean, I didn't see her break down at all She didn't have the best weekend, but anytime I saw her we talked to her. She was positive and smiling I didn't see any she didn't wear any like negative emotion on her face Yeah, it's one thing, you know, if I wasn't around, would she had, yeah, there was Justin right there.

Yeah, yeah, dude's just building his own house and training in his barn. She, I don't know, you know, it's hard to make assumptions like if I hadn't trained her, would she had been the same? Yes, you know, and that's another timeline, right, of the world. But I think it's something we've worked on over the past. Her and I actually talked about it this weekend. We texted back and forth quite a bit. But she's always, I've always, I've always told her I've always been impressed with her. Not because of I don't care how well you do on the field of play. I care how you hold yourself because how you compete

only takes precedent when you're competing. Like I don't compete anymore. So no one cares, no one remembers that. But how you hold yourself when you compete is way more important to me because that'll carry on as a legacy of, okay, was this person a complainer? Was this person just always negative or was this person positive and uplifting to people?

Right. And so that's something I've always stressed and something that I have always respected the hell out of her for, because, uh, you know, she when loser draw, she will have a smile on her face and have a good time. Cause one thing I've always stressed is there are many people in the world who can't do what we do. They can't run, can't jump, can't squat. Whether that is something that was inherited because... Put another dime in the phone, please.

Hebner, are you at a pay phone? Hello? Oh, sorry, hold on. That's my fault. Shit, look at me. I'm making fun of you and that's my fault. Sorry. Sorry.

Hello? You're back. Okay, go ahead. You're back. Go ahead. Anyways, my point was like- You think that you're such a positive, happy-go-lucky person and yet you're a fierce competitor and you think some of that rubbed off on her.

She can be a fierce competitor, but she doesn't have to be like Taylor and be just walking around like he's a fucking lion snarling at people. I don't do that. But the thing is, you need that. You need the opposites, right? Like you don't have black without white. You don't have negative without positives. I'm not saying what Taylor does is negative by any means.

I freaking honestly get a freaking kick out of it. But you gotta have people that people compete differently. And that's, that's okay. Um, I competed joking, laughing, have a good time and not everyone appreciated that and that's okay. And that's, that's the same way of live compete. So that's, and that's what I, that's what I love about her. Hey, you know what I think, Jacob, I think a lot of people

compete like Taylor, they just don't say it. I know what I go. I like, I like people who compete like Jacob, but I don't like it. Someone like it really annoys me when Colton all weekend is really quiet and like looking aggressive. And then like on the last day, now he's being all smiling, giggly. I'm like, shut up, Colton. This is me off because he knows he's safe. Fucker. He knows he's safe. So now he's all happy.

We actually had a lot of guys back in the day, I say back in the day, but Taylor's been around just as long as I have been. No, you're back in the day. You're back in the day, old man. Go ahead. You can use that. Go ahead. But back in the day, Taylor, we actually had a lot of guys who would do that.

They'd be like, um, and it's not bad. It's not a bad thing. But we had a lot of guys who would be really, really quiet in like day one or day two, and then that as they, as they would feel safer and better, they talk more and more and I just, you know, that happens. I see where you're coming from though. That definitely happens. They come out of their shell.

Like I remember doing that're coming from though. That definitely happens. They come out of their shell. Like I remember Noah doing that a couple times. So I do. I always have a ton of like nerves before the first workout. And then after the first one, I feel a lot better. Yeah. It was like a, if you were playing like a college or high school sport, if you're on like a kickoff team, you'd be like, man, I'm so nervous. And then as soon as the play's done, you're like, Oh, I didn't die. Cool. Hey, Jacob, I know CrossFit is not a combat sport, but in arm wrestling, I was in that scene for a long time. I did a lot of film work there for years, probably 10 years. And in that scene, there's a there is a mental component, intimidation component. And if you arm wrestle someone, you also want to convey to them that when you step up on the table, you're not afraid of them and that basically you could beat

them up, you know, even though you those guys never fought, I never was at a tournament in the hundreds of tournaments I went to anywhere anyone fought. But there is a lot of like, hey, I'm more alpha than you you think more and more I see that in the CrossFit space too. Like hey, you can't ever be showing a Weakness, you know, you like like there is there is a spot like There is a piece of that there would you say that oh Yeah, these guys are these guys are real competitors. I Was reading through comments yesterday. I got a kick out of it because I have always told Olivia. I passed that down to her. I did not, obviously, have not passed it down to Cristodal. But I passed it down to Olivia

when you get done with a workout and say it's a two-part workout, if you recall, the last kind of two-part workout we did, at least from my time frame, was back in the last regionals we did was wall balls and pull-ups. And you then went in, you know, a little break and then you went to pistols and power points. It's a two-part workout way back in the day. And I remember telling people like when you get done with that first part, you run back into start line and you let everyone know that you're not tired because it's a mental game.

You play a game with everyone. Like, so as soon as you fall down on the ground or roll around or act tired You're essentially like I've thrown a bunch of chum in the water Like don't do that like you stand up if you go around a corner and you hide and you breathe like a fat kid You don't do it in front of anybody else But but I don't think like guys as we walk into a room We know everyone in the room who either can beat us up or who can't beat us up or who would be a struggle Right like we know what's going on in the room when we walk in and and i'm sure that when all the boys are in The bullpen everyone's like okay that guy would be a handful that guy would be a handful

That guy's a bitch. I beat him up. But um, I don't think the girls do that I mean, I I don't think the guys do it consciously either. I just think that it's like programmed into us. I mean, I know I could beat up Taylor. I mean, I beat up her. I can easily beat up Taylor. There's probably some truth to that. That's crazy. Dude, you beat up a seal.

That's nuts. Yeah, I, uh, it's the most unpatriotic thing anyone's ever done, Jacob. You should have, you should have. seal that's nuts yeah I uh it's the most unpatriotic thing anyone's ever done Jacob you should have you should have the morning joke I say amongst friends I call myself a seal clubber now is my joke oh that's awesome, dude! Oh shit! I cannot believe how nice your barn is, dude. It's so nice. Yeah, there it is!

We did a good job. It's been up for three years now and we actually one of these days I'll call in and I'll turn my camera on, but I've got a nice, we finished our house, so we're in our house that's like 400 meters and actually piss the house is actually 360 meters away from the barn I'm like could we not

have made it 400 meters and made it easy for ourselves to run back and forth oh that's cool I mean look at that thing hey what's the shed in the back adjacent to the barn is that just storage or yeah so we actually have two sheds on the property. That's one of them. We call that the he shed. And the other one is called the she shed. Um, because that one's mine. Because I have so much firearm and shooting stuff, um, that it was stored in the regular barn and people kept getting pissed at me, including Olivia.

And so we built that other barn and it just swords for shooting equipment. Right. So, and I noticed that you bought a little electric motorcycle to make the 360 meter journey, it completely unnecessary, completely unnecessary by. I actually won that at the last tactical games national. So, um, yeah, but, uh, uh, yeah, I guess the reason I called in is like, I don't know. Aim for trash talk. I freaking love it. Right. The only thing I am not game for is when you show up and you make excuses before you show up. Like for instance,

I'm going to show up for instance, a good example. I'm in the middle of my on season, right? My nationals for my sport, tackle games is in middle of November out in Texas. And so we just had two twin girls, right? Like a month ago, and you'd be, thank you. And you'd be remiss to think that I get a lot of sleep, right? It's pretty much, you know, crappy, right?

And, but I'm not gonna show up to nationals and say, hey, I don't get any sleep. I don't get a whole lot of time to train. Like, because I want the guys that beat me, if they do beat me to win without an asterisk, if they win, they beat me fair and square on the best that I showed up with. So if I showed up and had no sleep and I'm really tired, that's fine. That's the best I got at that time.

So all that to say is like, that stuff annoys me. You've never seen me do that before and you'll never ever see me ever do it. And so that kind of frustrated me. It's something I probably need to have a sit down, you know, like, Hey, you're in my barn. This is the rule is like, I'm okay. If you show up and you say, Hey man, you know, it's in the off season. Like I'm just not in great shape. I'm going to put forth my best effort and I'm going to have a good time. You game on brother. Like that totally makes sense, but not the offseason. Like I'm just not in great shape. I'm gonna put forth my best effort I'm gonna have a good time you game on brother like that totally makes sense, but not the other way So hey the thing is to going to like going to like the 1 million foot view Jacob I don't

Basically what it does. I don't mind it Maybe for the reasons you do but what it it does is it gives other people a reason then to just engage with you and pick on you. So whether Taylor or Colton thought that they cared that he was doing that, it just gives them a place to get in his head. You're saying it from more like an ethical or sportsmanship part, but even then, as soon as you say that, it gives the other guys ammo to just start, especially people like Taylor, just to start coming at you, right? You got to, I didn't even know. I didn't even know.

He said that till John Young told me, but, or it's like, you know, looking at someone like Colton, like then, you know, maybe it's, it could even be perceived. Like for my position, like I'm not that stressed about it. I have like so much other stuff going on. It's like, you know, competing is fun, but like, it's even kind of like taking a little bit away from how dominant Colton is, like, don't take anything away from like he's been since not qualifying it's insane. How fit he is.

Like I underestimated him so much and he's a good friend of mine, but like, dude. Crazy, crazy. How fit Colton was this weekend. Yeah, exactly. Like I don't want it. If I go up to a competition and lose, I don't want the other guy to feel like, oh, well, I didn't, you know, I didn't really deserve this. Like, no, right.

That person beat me at the best that I showed up with and they deserve that. Like that's how that works. And the funny thing is the first time I've only actually ever really competed with Colton I think once ever well from like an in-person competition, right that I recall and it was um A local competition actually here in Kansas City at a professional baseball stadium, right? They had a whole cross-fit event and a professional baseball stadium. Is that the circus or a lot of America? No, it was neither. It was a a smaller one it was it was one to benefit um, uh veterans we have a a really big um

veteran organization in kansas city Um that really focuses on getting them on horses because horses can sense stress and ptfd And it really works well for a lot of guys. Um, anyway, so Stress and PTSD and that really works well for a lot of guys Anyway, so we got to compete there and I remember dude like I was like First of all, this guy is like super short. Like he's probably not gonna be very good bro destroy dude He did so well and he was a good runner back then I was I was thoroughly impressed So it and also to me he's a Midwest boy, right? He's down the road I mean, he's about three hours wait for me my mind is a down's a Midwest boy, right? He's a down-the-road. I mean he's about three hours away from me I mean my mind is a down-the-road Midwest boy. So I will always support guys in Midwest. So

Paper Street coffee chimes in I gave Colton food poisoning for a comp and I'm the one who told people he didn't say shit to anyone Yeah, he told me he was everywhere. Yeah Jay Hans tactical games FTW. What's FTW? For the win, bro. For the win. How is that going, Jacob, by the way? Are you loving that? Yeah, man. It's a... I think every male should compete in something. I don't speak for females because I'm not one. At least today I'm not. But every male...

Every... Exactly. But every male, every, exactly. Every male should compete. And when I was done with CrossFit, I was like, I need something to compete in. And dude, shooting with firearms has been a blast. You know, the funny story is, I actually talked to Caroline Samley on the phone, probably about two weeks ago.

She got ahold of my number and called me, like soccer. I'm just kidding, she didn't stop me, but she got my number and she gave me a ring. And we talked about it. There's a lot of there's a lot of cross the games athletes that have called me that had been interested because it's a good it's a good mix of fitness and shooting and it's a really cool skill to have. Right. You already have the fitness. And now it's like you got to go out and learn firearms.

And it's just a it's a skill that not many people have that I think you don't ever want to have to have because you do your life depends on it but if it's there it's great it's a good skill and I heard the fitness side of it's like really legit I heard it's like hey man if you're not really fit you're not doing well there yeah yeah so funny story is uh Spencer Panczek right he's doing a couple of them he's done a couple of me so he showed up his first one and I think a lot of guys like Kalipa is another example Kalipa went to one recently and a lot of guys show up and they think oh you know I've been to the CrossFit Games or I've competed a high level like I'm gonna be I'm gonna be fine And they get trashed because

it's a specific type of fitness, right? Like honestly, crash crucible is probably the closest, the closest competition that is Minix tackle games, because it's very unique. And it has a lot of odd objects. So like I had to teach Chris how to use a fat bar a couple of weeks ago because the boy literally could not clean 185 and a fat bar. So like stuff like that, we do a lot of farmer carries and odd object, a lot of sandbag work. And it's just very specific. It's a very, essentially it's crossfit in a dirt field. What would you do in a dirt field?

Crossfit, sandbag, sled, push, running, farmer carries,mer carries grip rope climbs crap like that. So it's a blast man It's different allows me to continue to stay relevant and you know It gives Taylor a chance because you know, I don't want to have to come back in across it and beat him across it. So Hey, I just got this FN 509 tactical and I got an obsidian Suppressor and then I put a aim point Acro on it and it's pretty sick. Just there you go Oh, you'd find that cool. Honestly what I would love and I've talked to so many games athletes I would love to put on a weekend and like have a hotel block opened up and just be like hey man if you're I Can't have randos, right?

I don't want randos on my property of firearms. Cause that's like asking for getting shot in the back. Um, but like essentially opening it up to like, yeah, essentially opening up and saying, Hey, if I know you and you want to learn how to shoot better, dude, show up, we'll spend a freaking weekend, have all these crossfit games out and show up. Cause we would have a freaking blast. That'd be sick. Yeah. That'd be really cool.

Are you voting? Are you voting Jacob? We know who he's voting for. So you only have to ask. I'm voting for Jacob. I'll say it for everyone. Are you voting Jacob? Oh, I absolutely vote, dude. If people are gonna, if people are gonna travel overseas and

dive into my country, if I didn't vote, it'd be how un-American is that? Well, thank you. Thank you for your vote. Daniel Garty said, is that the gun my wife had to buy because I'm on a list? I'm not on a list, but it was a birthday present. Okay, jeez. Chill. I got a kick out of, I did send a photo.

I got a kick out of the podium picture yesterday from Crash with Rick and Taylor. We're not sure what's wrong. I wear that everywhere. I wore it in LA at West Coast Classic. We actually, Spencer Pancic did attack games with me, and we work off of Z score. Not a P score, we work off a Z score. That's cool.

The main difference for that is essentially it's very similar to a grid on the curve, right? So I believe a P score is based on mean or the average, whereas a Z score is based upon, hey, if Taylor goes in there and we run a mile for time and Taylor does it in six minutes, and that's the fastest time, then he gets a hundred points and everyone else is based upon his score. So essentially like it's only based upon whoever has the fastest score of that event. That's not what the score is. Peace score is based upon mean or average in my interpretation. Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, shit. We lost him. Now we really lost him. Soon as we started talking about scoring, we lost him now we really lost him soon as he started talking about scoring we lost him I Message so I saw that he's back. You're not gonna talk. Okay They're trying to sell you new tackle games is based upon a Z score versus a P score. And so this is going to have a

point in the end. Believe me, it'll actually be a point about Spencer. We're going to come all usher. And so we, um, Spencer went, this is first tackle games with me. And I told him, I said, Hey,

man, you're going to compete with me. Like, let's make a bet. I bet you, you won't be within 30% of me of my score at the very end of the weekend. And he goes, Oh, absolutely. I'll, I'll be closer. Well, he was 40% away. So the bet was the next competition, you guys, he asked to wear a Kamala Harris

shirt, I would never have accepted that bet, bro. Why accepted that? God, what if someone took a picture of that? That could ruin you. So I gotta figure out if I want him to wear that shirt at a shooting competition or if I want to wait for semi finals next year and make him wear it at semi finals. If she loses, fine. Wear it at semis. If she wins,, don't.

Hey, uh, Jacob, there was this, uh, there was this post Danielle Brandon made yesterday in her story. And it's a, and it's a a screenshot I wonder if I could pull that up should I send that to you I responded to it oh and it's let me see if I can send a Caleb the photos message me back do you want to do you want to pull my instance I'm gonna pull my Instagram up Caleb and we can go through this message together we can open it and read it for the first time well that'd be exciting I'm gonna pull up the story real quick quick Okay. Well, I don't want to if she do you think Danielle's okay with you sharing that I don't care Okay, so you can't you can you see the screen Jacob

Sure can okay. So she basically so she basically posted So she basically posted three times CrossFit Games athlete. Okay, now, and so, and then you see right below it, there's like a little bit of blue that's not cropped out too down there. I'm not sure what that is, but, and then it says three times CrossFit Games athlete, period. And then if you go to Brittany Weiss's Instagram, she just won Crash Crucible, right? And so if you go to Brittany Weiss's Instagram, she has three time CrossFit Games athlete. No way, that might be it, but listen, can I go ahead and share now?

Meaning she's punking her, right? She's like basically saying, yo, this chick may have won Crash Crucible, but she's also not really a games athlete. She's a team athlete That's that's some pretty do you like that kind of trolling that's some solid trolling, isn't it? I mean Superman you should have me on more often because i'm very opinionated And i've got i've got a story for everything. So the rule in the barn in my barn is you cannot put CrossFit Games athlete in your bio unless you actually go

as an individual. So I had to, Olivia, remember she went three years as a team. That didn't count. I didn't let her put that. I was like team on there, but you can't put CrossFit games out there. Cause I said, you aren't one. And then when she qualified, you know, last year, she put CrossFit games athlete in her bio right after semis. I said, no, no, you have not actually competed the CrossFit games.

You can put it after you compete, assuming you make it there and are injured. You can put it then after the end of the games, you can put it. And she's like, okay, cool. That, that makes total sense to me. So then this past year, Chris qualified to go to the CrossFit games and he put it in his bio and Olivia took a screenshot of his bio and said to me and said, are you going to yell at him or me? I said, I got it.

And I had to tell him, you got to take it down. You could only, you got to take it down. You could only, you can only put it in your bio when you actually compete. Now you can make the argument of like, was the CrossFit games across the games this year? I don't freaking know. I don't want to talk about that. So,

that's funny how you have to, how you have to guide people on the nuance of. Claiming or self-proclaimed accolades. I feel like, I mean, I guess as someone who's never made it, I'm like, to me, that seems pretty common sense. Like, but I do get it. I do get it. And also I haven't made it. So who am I to say anything to Chris or Olivia?

Yeah, just put down, just put down like the best fittest trash talker. Part-time bubble athlete athlete like six times. Jacob, would you, if you had a female athlete and she wanted to get implants, would you tell her to wait till her professional career's over? We, I'm probably not going to answer that question. Yes, I would probably say yes. It's probably not worth it. There's probably better uses of money.

Um, you could obviously consider that investment to some degree. I'm sure there's an ROI on it, but I'd probably say saving money. And ROI. Oh my God. I saw that, uh, story from Danielle and I messaged her. I said, why don't you,? I just said, tag them then. And she responded and said, there's like five girls with it. And I just responded.

I said, tag them all. I mean, they should like, I don't understand why they do that. It just looks, it looks bad in my mind. Brittany Weiss can do no wrong. Patrick Clark shout out, shout out to Taylor self for double duty this weekend. Great job coaching up Morgan Porter. Great performance after a tough women's field sentinel works. Sorry. Go ahead, Jacob. No, she's a, she's a sweetheart. I really like Brittany. I think she, she competed. She did

teen athlete, wasn't she? I don't know. I don't remember. Hey, I think she said she's been doing it for 10 or 12 years. She said something crazy like that. So you might, you're probably right. Yeah. She did it. She was a teen athlete. And the reason I know that is because she competed alongside Olivia's older sister when she went

to the CrossFit Games and that's Ellie. So that's why I know Brittany from like years of watching her. I'm a team division, not a team. Are you dry firing the gun, Jacob? No, I'm playing with a magnet in my hand right now. You should have just, you should, I mean, I got, I got dry fire targets all over my office. So, but uh, yeah, there's guns all over my house, but not in front of me right now. All right.

You think I borrow is making it back to the games this year? I think you could. Um, I think, uh, um, yeah, I mean, here's the deal. This is, um, Taylor probably knows this to a degree, not as it relates to the CrossFit Games per se, but he'll understand this. But I remember when Olivia made it to the first year at the Games and I told her, I said,

this will be the only year you're gonna really, truly have fun. And she said, well, what do you mean? I said, you have no expectations. You can go in there and take 40th. I mean, I'm gonna make fun of you, but like you can take 40th and that's, you'll have a great time.

I was like, but when you go to compete next year, there are expectations, the E word, right? Where people expect you to go back. I was like, and those expectations will also be self-imposed. And it's gonna be the hardest year of your life, the second year, because you're gonna think, I gotta do better, I gotta go back. And that can be a good thing and a bad thing right it can

really drag on an athlete or it can actually kick it into high gear and make you essentially go crazy and do better right I was able to turn that into every year my goal was to do better every year and every year I was able to do that except for 2020. Well, because 2020 suck. Alidya wasn't able to qualify this year. She had a bad showing on day one and day two, but then crushed day three like a mad man. But we'll see what Chris says, right? It's going to come down to how do you deal with expectations? How do you deal with people expecting you to do good? And look, I mean, this weekend, expectations were placed upon him. And, you know, for lack of better terms,

it was like, you know, he did well, don't get me wrong, but like, he didn't, I don't think he did well, the verbal side of things of like, how do you approach expectations within the side of a conversation, which is something we can talk about. But expectations are hard when you go back for year two. It's tough. He seems like he's got the fire. He seems fierce. Yeah, I think he's got it in him. Um, I think he can do it personally.

Um, I don't think he's an athlete that needs programming to go his way. I think he'll be okay. He's pretty freaking strong. He's working on a lot of things. I don't think he's an athlete that needs programming to go his way. I think he'll be okay. He's pretty freaking strong. He's working on a lot of things. Um, he pulled in an Olympic lifting coach in Kansas city, um, who we have that I've used in the past. And so, uh, he'll do okay. Well, appreciate you calling in dude. Good to hear your voice.

Well, if you ever need an opinionated stance on anything, you know how to get a hold of me. Okay. And I appreciate how you dodged the boob question. That was good. You didn't dodge it. You answered it in your own way. That was nice.

I like that. I answered it in a business perspective. You know, I've always said, I'll leave you with this last thought as I lead off, the Lord made me a male. If the Lord had made me a female, I'd probably be a multi-millionaire already. So. Wow. All right. All right. Thanks, brother. Have a good day. See you guys. Wow. That's a nice surprise. Jacob Heppner. That was cool. Sees boobs as an investment property and said that all males should be eating something. That's pretty cool. Can I admit something that's I,

I'm not sure I want to admit this on the air either. Whisper it to me and then I'll tell you if you should say it out loud. Okay. Oh fuck. This is good bastard. Here we go. Strap in people. Hello. Howdy. Oh Nellie. Watch out fellas. Hey, are you pretty pumped? Congratulations by the way. What a fucking stud. I'm sure he's driving back so he's gonna hear my voice and fucking shit. Hey did you watch the whole event? Who's this? Uh, I had to watch. Yeah. I watched it, uh, bits and pieces when I could get out of the combine or semi or something.

But yeah. Uh, what was the combine? That's like a big thing that like scoops up, Hey, that's some farm equipment. Yeah. Picks corn and beans. Yeah. Is this Colton's dad? You drive a car that picks beans.

What's up dude? Hey, colton's such a great guy Yeah, yeah, he's pretty good shit. I I know he's driving back like I said, so he he's probably listening he's probably off fuck Hey, dude, I got a question if you guys want to know you that if you want to know anything just fire away Yeah, you know, okay. Here it is. Here's the question a parenting question If you want to know anything, just fire away. Yeah. OK, here it is. Here's the question, a parenting question.

So my mom wanted me to get a job at Starbucks so that I could get health insurance. And I was just passionate about video cameras and chasing my dream. And I didn't even have a dream. I just wanted to film shit, right? Like grow rooms and athletic events and people, just whatever, anything, and edit it up

and put it on the internet. My mom's like, get a real job. I'm like, what are you talking about? I do this 100 hours a week. I'm in love with this shit. So I don't do it. And I end up being successful. I got three kids and she lives down the street and we're happily ever after I'm guessing that you had a simple Did you have a similar thing with Colton when he started pursuing this CrossFit thing where you're just like hey, dude

What are you doing? No, I didn't know really anything about CrossFit when he started and I don't think he really did either. I think he had a vision of what he wanted to do and then when he got into it more, because when he'd come back from college in the summer and he was working long hours at the farm or when he was on break and he was grumpy and shit because he'd go home and train half the night. And I didn't realize that CrossFit was this, that he wanted to do this professionally and be this successful. And so I'm like, well, one day we, he was just growling all the time. And I was like, dude, what, what's up? You

know, you're, why are you so fucking growling? And he's like, I'm fucking tired. He said, I got no time to train and, and I want to do this, this, this. And I was like, oh shit, you know? And so it kind of sealed things back a little bit for him so he could train. But you know, he, the problem with Colton and I don't know if it's, it's not just me, but if he's mad at you about something, he won't say something until it kind of boils to a head. And then he never really never gets overly mad. But when that happens, you're going to know, I mean, he's you're, you're going to get,

you know, the year full, but it's kind of on me. I didn't really, and I told him, let me ask you, do you forget you want to farm or you want to fucking lift weights? And I kind of sat like that and that pissed him off because he didn't think I took his training seriously, which I, I really didn't, cause I didn't know that. Hey, this is a legit thing. I just thought it was pumping. I'm doing a couple of competitions locally and, you know, like the rest of us just work out and get chicks

Yeah, right. So then My kind we scaled things back a little bit and And kind of been scaling things back a little more for him. He still wants to contribute I think eventually he's probably gonna quit Farming and train full-time. I think he has to At the level he's at I don't think he can I don't think he can, I don't think his body's going to let him do what he's doing now, long-term. So you trusted his judgment? Tony, you trusted his judgment?

Yeah, I did. You know, because, I mean, you know, I've been forced into doing things, you know, is work-related that you didn't want to do at a time. And then if your heart's not, especially farming, because if your heart's not in it, you're not, you're going to be forced to doing things, you know, as his work related that you didn't want to do at a time. And then if your heart's not especially farming, because if your heart's not in it, you're not, you're going to, you're going to hate it. And I told him the farm's always going to be here, whether he wants to come back five years from now, if he quits the train or 10 years, the farm's going to be here. It's not going anywhere. You know, he's so, he's always going to have this opportunity. And, and it's Amy's little brother, you know, he doesn't only want to help farm right now.

And that's fine. You know, they got to chase your own dreams. And I wish they would because you know, when Colton's not here, I will say it's, it's a burden and it's going to have to be some good ground. What were you mean? Cause he can do what any average 10 men can do. Well, he just, he's so good at managing time and getting things done that, you know, you just don't, it's hard to find farm help that the people are a motivated and give a shit

and can manage time. And when they're at work, get things done. He comes to work, he gets it done and then he's gone, but he does a good job. And he, like I said, he gets it done. So that, that part of it, you know, is, is, is tough to do because it definitely puts some more load on us when he's gone. But I don't have a problem with it because I love watching him and I'm very proud of the life he's built in CrossFit. I mean, it's just...

How close is his home to your home, Tony? I can hit his house with a bottle rocket. That is awesome. Hey, and do you feel like the luckiest dad in the world because of that? You must be so happy. He's close. Well, you know, yes and no. Cause I, I, I own about 30 some acres by my house and there's some timber behind

it and some ponds and we got a little campground back there. And I told him when I gave him some ground between us, I said, I'll give this to you, whatever, but if you ever sell this place, you gotta give me a chance to buy it first. Cause I don't want, I don't play well with others and I just don't want fucking neighbors your son doesn't probably play well with that doesn't seem to play well with well see I think I don't think he likes his neighbor like his neighbor because he'll call me up and go your dogs are making my dogs bark or their kids riding the four wheel through the yard or you know just shit that annoys him and I get all that but it's but now we get along pretty good and

and all that stuff. So yeah, I heard you say I heard you say I love watching them and that's like my I'm so to hear you say that and have a son who's in his 20s makes me so happy because that's all I want to do all day is watch my kids like I wake up in the morning. I go to their bedroom and I look at them, you know what I mean? And I readjust their sheets and then like, oh yeah, like if they're like if they're whatever they're doing, I'll just go in there and watch them. Like whether they're shooting BB guns in the backyard or fucking eating. I just love watching. Yeah, it's so cool. And he was in even high school in football and wrestling, you know, and he actually tried to play basketball and one day he made the

Ascent cold night I don't know what to say some but you're never gonna be a basketball player and his little brother was saying well He's actually on tournament travel and turn a basketball team and he was short do and not very big and they're like you guys are Not gonna be basketball players and Cody found running and was a state champion track and then Colton found wrestling who he was short too, and not very big. And they're like, you guys are not going to be basketball players. And Cody found running and was the state champion track. And then Colton found wrestling who he was runner up. But I remember when they started wrestling Colton in ninth grade, he wasn't very good. He got taken down by, I was like, how the fuck that happened kid? I mean, and then he just, he got the bug for it. And he's very competitive and he don't like to get beat. So he just was live and breathe

and eat wrestling with camps, training this and took him places in the summer. And, and he lifted weights. And then when he didn't make state his junior year, he, he got beat out, he got 30 districts and he was pretty pissed. The next day he got up and he was running. I'm like, what are you doing? Take a day off. He goes out. No, he said my next season starts now. I'm not getting beat. I'm not getting taken down. I'm winning state. And he, he did each train and a lot of the kids that he beat through the year, he's undefeated until the finals match. And he, I think up until the finals match, he was only taken down twice the whole year. And I, and he, and he would wrestle

kids that were, you know, returning state champions through the year. And come the third period, them kids are gassed because they can't hang with him. He just mauls the shit out of him because he was in such good of shape. And that's what- His personality has, I don't wanna say he's changed, but he's growing up right in front of our eyes, right? He's blossoming, he's taking more and more risks, um, like basically being, making himself more and more vulnerable, uh, talking more and more, showing different sides of him.

So have you seen all those sides of them before? And now you're just seeing him show the world. No, because, uh, you know, like when we go back to his wrestling, when, when in tournaments, when it's about your time to go on the mat, you gotta get up and kind of warm up. He would be off behind the bleachers, hiding a peak. He sat around to see if it's just time to go. His senior is junior senior year when he's kind of top dog on the block and you know, he was he'd be out in front, you know, pulling up his singlet and then he was sure off and you know, just kind of, but you know, Colton back at winter lose, you would never know by of, but you know, Colton back, win or lose,

you would never know by looking at him. You can, cause he, he never, he never ever celebrated when he won, never did never like gloated and jumped in the air and fist pumped and all this shit and beat. He never threw a fit. He never did. He just handled business. But yeah, some, you know, I always give him shit, you know, and he gets talking on the trash talk and which is not Col some, you know, I like always getting shit, you know, and he gets talking on the trash talk and which is not cool. You know, he, he's got one-liners. He cracks me up all the time. These little one-liners and I think I'm funny, but you know, yeah, I think I'm funny. But then I talked to him, he makes me look like a idiot. So this is the one line

is a one liners, but when he's trash talking, I'm like, I don't know if I like that side of you, Colton, but I get it. But I'm not used to him doing it. He don't really. I think it's, I think Colton as a chip on his shoulder has had for, for years. And it goes back to high school and he got fucked over in sports, you know, and by coaches and he D he never threw a fit and paddle, but he just, he'd made him work harder. And I think he has to have that somebody pissing him off or somebody saying, you're too short. You can't do this. That, cause that feeds his fire. Like you would not believe, you know, and I think some of that, you know, when he started and I didn't know much about CrossFit, I was like, well, you know, you gotta make a living too kid. And he's like,

yeah, I'll fucking show you, you know? So that was a chip, you know, and he is showing me definitely. And I, and I'm not surprised because Colton, you know, he'll take a job and he'll do his best and complete it and be proud of it. You can tell him to go count rocks in the driveway. It's gotta be done. And he would find a system and do it even though it's, you know, he just would do it. It's just the way he is. And, but yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm actually glad that he's kind of come out of that shell. I think it's CrossFit has changed him and you, even the people he's met through the way, like you guys and stuff has opened him up a lot more, uh, his personality wise and stuff. And then, you know, cause if you go

back and watch slips and says first podcast he did,'t I watched. I'm like, Oh, this is, this is painful to watch. Cool. And he kind of grunts and blinks his eyes and clears his throat. And he, you know, he has a hard time talking, but now he's just like, he's out there and he's sure it off telling people to fuck off and your pussies and, you know, get in shape or don't show up, you know, leave your excuses at home. But you know, and that's, that's the side of him. I really don't show up, you know, leave your excuses at home Perfect, you know, and that's that's the side of him I really don't see that I kind of knew was there but it's kind of funny when it comes out, you know I like about him Travis Bajan told me one time a professional arm wrestler. He's like hey, man Calling your shots is the greatest thing I go

Why is that and he goes because if you fail people only remember for a second, but when you succeed they remember forever So just go out there fucking talk your shit say what you're gonna do If you fail, people only remember for a second, but when you succeed, they remember forever. So just go out there, fucking talk your shit, say what you're going to do and go out there and do your best. The thing is too is like, I mean, he's able to hold his head up high. You know, after what happened at semi-finals he didn't go into hiding he doubled down on on on being even more ferocious and That that takes a lot of fucking like the people really appreciate that it's not it's not easy what he's doing No, no, and I think that's like a story

I told you that when he got beat at districts and next day he was running Yeah, you know when I watched some finals I, and I don't know someone I, that there might've been some judgment calls on a judge gave him some, no reps. I think he would have been a lot closer if that wouldn't happen. And it is what it is. And I asked him about it and he wasn't happy about it. He goes, I don't even know why I got no rest, but he's, you know, and that, and that right there sums up Colton's life. Every time he gets to not trying to make an excuse for reading, but go back to his sports in school, you know, he's like, Hey, if you play, I want to play football.

And as long as you're in the weight room every day, busting your ass, just start my team, we're Colton pounds, pounds, toughest kid on that football team. Never missed. He trained more than anybody. And he, they didn't start him on defense. Like we said, because he was small and not real fast. Unbelievably, you know, he thinks he's fast, but he ain't fast. So, you know, asking about the, asking about the race, he ran with his brother.

They were talking for July and his brother used to run cross country and track and they had a foot race and ask Colton who won that. But anyway, he had the highest moment at semi finals in the lowest moment, which was crazy, right? The stadium when he did that, that double clean. Yeah, the stadium went crazy. But then also when he didn't qualify, I mean, like, I walked within 20 feet of him, I wanted to start crying. I mean, you could feel just what was coming off of him. He didn't talk for a few minutes. He didn't talk. I mean, maybe 10 minutes. He just fucking locked up. Yeah. He, he's that way. Um, you know, when he got beaten wrestling at districts, he, he walked off and kind of went locker room, decided to buy himself. And I think he's pretty

good at knowing, you know, I need to get my motions in check. And then once he kind of gets things figured out and it just feels a burn in him, you can, I mean, you can just see it, you know, when he, every, every day I see him, I think he's gained 10 pounds of muscle and, you know, of course he, I think he's shrinking, but anyway, but, but so I don't know. He, he's just an odd, not odd, but he's a very, he's odd. He's odd. I wish I had that. I wish I had that kid's fucking mentality and determination and, and I'm not lacking

in it, but I have nowhere near that kind of just fortitude. This is what I want to do and I don't give a shit how it happens. It's going to happen type of thing. And he will, he'll, you know, he used to train till midnight, work the farm to eight, nine o'clock and then train till midnight. I thought, what the fuck are you doing? Like I said, you just to do a few competitions, but look where he's at. I mean, that's pretty proud of him.

Yeah, definitely. Um, well, congratulations. He's one of the few athletes, uh, maybe I shouldn't be so harsh, but he's given more to the sport or he's given more. He's given as much to the sport as he's taken from the sport. And that's a hard fucking thing to do. He's inspired a shit ton of people. People really like him.

He brings a lot of eyeballs. Yeah. He's made himself vulnerable. He has shown people when the odds are stacked against you, like it doesn't matter. He doesn't even talk about that shit. He's, he's, he's truly a wonderful person. He's been, I mean, I can't believe what he's done for this podcast. He's always reciprocal.

I don't know if you heard, but like 20 of the guys went out to dinner last night and when they went to go pay, Colton had already paid. He's a gem of a man. He's always a gentleman. Just a great dude. So you should be really proud. I mean, I hope my kids turn out like Colton.

Yeah. And if you're not an odd duck, you're not going to stand out and you're not going to ever make it to the top. I mean, Elon Musk is an odd duck. And those are the only people who succeed. So kudos for Colton for putting it all on the line. Yeah. I think all them CrossFit people are a little mentally, because I don't know how mental,

because I don't know how the hell they can put their body and mine through that kind of torture. There's not so there's something wrong with you people. They have deep seated issues. Taylor and Taylor will talk about it. Right, right. No, it's all good. I like flapping shit to them guys and him about it, you know, and but yeah, it's a it's a definitely a, I don't know, just watching him, like I said, I don't think there's anything, if you told him he couldn't do it, he'll just go do it just to prove you wrong, I think.

And that's kind of his mentality, you know? And I honestly, you know, knowing Colton a little bit, he probably wishes he was six inches taller, but he also uses that in his To his advantage to prove that people wrong. Hey, I can do this you said I couldn't do this I can do that and I know that feels and you know, like he's training by himself and and Wanting to give up and say fuck this I'm gonna take a break and he that's probably something that pushes him through This is like yeah, I'm I'm not quitting So yeah, it's all good Tony

thanks for calling dude oh great to hear your voice man all right all right brother take care have a good one later dude yeah but what the fuck is going on this morning hope to meet him someday oh me too what is going on Jacob Heppner Tony Mertens all right so listen first off someone thanks for coming on the show, by the way But I and I just wanted to hang out because Colton are sorry Caleb left yesterday I didn't get to say goodbye to Caleb Lizzie said she's mad at you for leaving without saying goodbye her. It's all good and I just wanted to hang out with you guys. Um,

that was the way part about this weekend is because it was nothing like NorCal. Like we were all separated and I didn't hang out with any of them a single time until, um, last night we went out to dinner. And by the way, Caleb, uh, you should take that as a huge compliment, because the reason why people want to say bye to you is not a formality But it's because you're fucking cool. Yeah It was just so you know, you're cool as fuck to hang out with you're so fun to have you were a great addition Lizzie's a great addition like that too. Just having people around who fucking don't take and

Just give is Yeah, so rad. So First off on that real I don't know if Rios or will made it like the did we just become friends real of like me pushing the sled and staring down Chris and then Chris high-fiving me on my deadlifts. Someone commented on it and goes, uh, don't let the bullies get to you, Chris. Keep doing your thing. Great work. No one fucking bullied this guy.

He's a grown man. No, that's. What? No, that's not it. No, that's not it. That's not the comment. Sorry. That was the, that was the real. Oh, oh, oh, 71,000 plays. Dan, that's fire scroll. No, not this guy. Hey, I have to pee real quick. Yeah, go pee. Go pee. Okay. Me too. Me too. Caleb scroll and find it. Okay. I'll run a commercial real quick. All right. Well, while we pee, look, you just got on the show and you have go pee. Go pee. Me too. Me too. Caleb, scroll and find it. Okay, here I'll run a commercial real quick. All right.

While we pee. Look, you just got on the show and you have to pee. My name is Jose Guacanera. I'm originally from Mexico. I'm 27 and I go to Salty Ive CrossFit. When I came in here, I was 195, almost 200 pounds and I had never been that heavy like ever. And then I got in here, started eating well you know we have the consistency is key that's always like I don't know like ever since I heard it here like it was always in my head and it didn't just apply to the gym, it applied to my eating habits, to my workouts, to even like just work, school. Consistency is key.

So I started eating healthier, started avoiding sugars, I started avoiding candy because I love candy. I tried to avoid it as much as possible and I was, I'm now 169 pounds this morning actually. And I don't feel, I don't feel skinny either. It's like I'm actually fit which is awesome you know. I think it's the most fit I've ever been in my entire life regardless of playing soccer in high school. Actually trying for a while to get my dad in here because he struggled with obesity so throughout his life what I tell him all the time is like you got to get in here because it's

not just the gym it's not just it's not just you get in there and people may be just judging you for what you're doing. No, it's a community. It's someone that will help you actually improve and not just lose weight and actually get strong and actually get fit. And it's so much more than a gym. That's what I tell him.

I want to know if salty hive really has like 50% Hispanic members or if they're just fucking if they're just like cherry picking their Hispanic members to make commercials about we have a ton of Hispanic members but I just feel like I wouldn't expect that from Utah Salt Lake City but maybe I just don't know shit about Salt Lake City. They're everywhere. Okay. Yeah. So that's comment. Great job. Keep doing your thing. Don't let the boys get to you. Hey, isn't he the one who went on a podcast and said, I'm not in game shape. These guys should beat me.

If they don't, they never will talking all this shit. And then like, Hey, I never said fucking shit, but then he makes an instagram post about living rent free Like no he made that because you did say shit. What did I say? You were uh, you had said that um, it got back to him that you were talking about his depth And his uh in the pilg in the pilgatory supposedly it got back to him that you were talking shit about his depth Hey, I wasn't talking shit about his death. Hey, I was like I wasn't talking shit about his death Everyone came up to me after the workout said he didn't do a single squat in his first set of 50 and half of them

And his second set of 50 didn't count and everyone didn't own Not me my asshole touches the ground. You're different. You're different I mean there were some people that were squatting all the way But I went back and watch my deadlifts anyone in the fucking comments You can't make a hillar video about me because my elbows don't fucking bend you assholes. So anyone talking fucking shit about my deadlifts? None of them were fucking bad. I was moving to the standard. Eat a cock. But anyways, he was talking shit about that. So that comment really fires me up because it's like, oh he's being bullied. He's the he's the victim.

Let's protect the fucking the the minority like shut up, dude. He's the one talking shit out here Uh, everyone's talking shit, but I think you instigated it though Saying sent going into a competition and saying Oh, i'm not in game shape. I'm not even that fit right now. I do it here. Such a Jacob calling and talking about that. That's all good. But I mean, I don't know any, anything he says that gets said to him after that is like,

Hey bro, you ask for it. Yeah. You so fucking asked for it. And let's also be honest. Colton destroyed everyone this weekend. And, but there were massive gaps. Seven. He wasn't happy that you beat him in the first two workouts, by the way.

He was, I know he expected to win the first one. I expect to win the biker workouts. I was one really pit like bummed out and pissed off, um, that I'm not, I'm just not as fit as him right now. And that's, uh, an, that's an annoying pill to swallow. Like I don't, it's not something I like care to, you know, like someone was like, are you happy with the weekend? I'm like, no, I'm not happy at all.

I'm not like angry. Like second place isn't like horrible, but I don't like to admit that he's fitter than me. That fucking suck. That's fucked that. But, um, smoked by SpongeBob. Yeah. But Chris, he got smoked by a fucking handicap part-time bald athlete,

bro, because I beat him just as badly as Colton beat me and Colton demolished him. So it's just um, crazy. Caller, caller, hi. Hey guys, how's it going? Thank you for being so patient. Of course. Um, can you explain to me like a fifth grader, the scoring system? I tried looking it up. I was fascinated by it all week.

I actually did like it, but the scoring system, I couldn't keep just real fast. So Z score was the original concept from Tyler. And to my knowledge, like Jacob was saying, the fastest time sets a standard deviation bell curve. So based off of the fastest score or the best score, you use that number to create like a bell curve with standard deviation and you place all the other scores on it, and that distributes the points with P score. The big differences instead of them calculating the curve off of the fastest

time, they take all 30 scores after the first time, and they take all 30 points with P score. The big difference is instead of them calculating the curve off of the fastest time, they take all 30 scores, average them out, and they take the median score and that's how they distribute the points. Um, you get negative then doing that. The negative doesn't make sense. They shouldn't have been. I was wondering, okay, the negative points that could not figure out because it used to just be zero

points. I don't, I, they't I they I don't know the negative points But apparently you can do so bad that you get negative points, and I think that's kind of like well Hey caller we could be fucked you could have just ruined the whole show this could have been the best show ever What if Tyler comes it calls in now and tries to explain it to us and ruins the show You're taking that's not really Responsibility for that that's not true that you can't understand it and you just had to take any responsibility for that. That's not true that you can't understand it and you just had to take their word for it. And I'm not the person to explain why there's a tight grouping of scores

at the bottom. Other than to say this, Mason, there is such a clear distinction between the best scores and the, it measures the gap in fitness. So when me and Colton Do the first workout in seven minutes and the next best time is a minute and a half slower and then people are getting time capped like that's what the Like you shouldn't only be 30 you shouldn't only be 10 points back if you finish two minutes slower So that's what it accounts for caller. What's your interpretation? How would you explain it, Caller? If you were to explain

a Z score and P score, how would you explain it? Because I would explain it. If, if in, and I kept hearing all weekend, the CrossFit games scoring, I didn't realize that the games had their own scoring. I thought that was just a four or five point tier system. So like first, if it's like five point separations, then it goes to four point separations, then three points, et cetera. But Taylor, if, if third place was two minutes after you in third place is worth 85 points, they still finished two minutes after you, which is terrible, but they still get five points less than you in the game. And that's what P score accounts for.

So people who complain about it, like they just complain about it because I liked it. I just was trying to figure it out all weekend. It was kind of, kind of bothering me that I couldn't. And also going back to the bullying comment, um, I made a comment yesterday about Savan on that exact same post. He called the retired. That's a great way to handle it. The way he said I could be, that's just a good example of how to handle bullying.

That was a great example of that. And that, that made me laugh. Savan out loud. Thank you for that. He taught me that to be honest with you, I got to give Hiller credit for that. Hiller's like, dude, just lean into every single one. Like, like, do you care? I'm like, no.

And he's like, just lean into it too. And this is the other thing like, Oh, Heidi Krumm just said you're a bully caller. Lizzie, Lizzie just yet. You know, let me text her back. She's gonna bring me coffee. She just decided she explained to me the tight grouping. She says the tight grouping because we decided if they were going negative, we would just do negative one, two, three instead of negative two, 15, 64, etc.

Like actually follow the curve. So instead of giving someone negative 64 points, they were just going, they made a decision to not punish them as excessively as they could have been punished, but here's the deal. I still don't understand the negative. Yeah. I don't either, but the scoring is irrelevant because the fittest people on the podium.

That was the distribution of fitness throughout the weekend of competition. Like doesn't change the result for Colton being on the top. And last place, if it changes the result by three different places, like, Ooh, maybe 30th is 27th and 27th is 29th. No one cares. Honestly, the only, only people that matter. And the only people that anyone cares about in any cross of competition ever are going to be the podium. And then maybe anyone who has an impact on the podium.

And unfortunately at competitions at this level and even at semifinals, the bottom 20 or the bottom 10 almost never impact the podium in any of their scores. So it just doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you're complaining about it, just give fitter. That's the deal. And now I really want to talk about, I want to, I want to ask the caller, okay, we're not talking about fun bags. This is a, but, but if you're going to talk about peace score, I want to, I want to ask the caller, okay, we're not talking about fun bags. This is a dip, but I know, but if you're going to talk about peace score, I got

to do something to keep people. No, cause no, what I'm about to share now is going to go crazy and the collar is going to need to have an opinion on this. So I was, so when I don't even, I really actually don't know if I should say this live, I don't think you should. Is it what we talked about last night? No, no, it's nothing to do with that. It's it has everything to do with the response that I was going to comment on Chris Ibarra's Instagram post about living rent free.

Okay, go ahead. I can handle it. But I don't know if I can handle it. This is what I'm saying. I don't know if I can handle it. Don't you? But don't you, but don't you guys, here's the thing I don't understand. It was political. It was political. And you're probably, you're probably tracking where I'm going. You think, you think I borrow votes Kamala? No, I wouldn't say it was about who you vote for.

Thank you. Voters Kamala no, I wouldn't say it was about who you vote for Thank you. I don't think it's about who you vote for more or less what one of what one of the party's policies is oh This would be good. This would be good You think he's a tranny you think he no he said living rent free living rent free. Living rent free. And he's Hispanic. Oh, that's a stretch. He opened the door for himself and I was like, bro, living rent free. And I wanted to come in. Oh man. I just had no, it's your people who are leaving rent free motherfucker. I like I bar. You know why I like I bar so much. This is so, so weird. You want to know why? Why I like I bar you know why I like I bar so much this is so so weird you wonder why why I like his skin

He has good skin and he also yeah crazy neck. He's got like no neck Yeah, he looks like he belongs on a watch like is the token. I don't even know if he is Hispanic. He might be Asian No, he's a spang I bara No, he's just bang. I bara No, hey, do you have any problems separate you guys have any problems separating the art from the artist the church and meaning? Yeah, no, no meaning like when I was working out today a Jay-z sink song came on I love Jay-z, but obviously what's coming out about them Is it gonna ruin it for all of us all these artists that are gonna go under the next six months Oh, I've got it. I'm gonna be problem. Yeah. Yeah Neil Young's a fucking cut

Yeah, exactly. I used to love Neil Young the second he was like, hey fuck it Like basically kill people who take the who don't take the injection. I fucking don't listen to I would not listen to his music anymore I don't want to support him at all Is there an artist you would still listen to though like when Tanya West comes on or just you know Michael Jackson great songs my kids love Eminem and I'm Eminem such a cuck really so here's the thing I Like Lizzie can separate it really well, but like our realtor Didn't have bumper stickers on his car when we first met him and today we were meeting him at the inspection and he had new

Harris wall stickers on his car and it's and I was like behind him and I saw it and I was like, oh my fucking god and lizzie's like hey Can we just separate like him being good at his job and who he's affiliated with and I was like Nope, he's a fucking retard. I'm pretty sure he's retarded Um, it just it spoiled it for me and I also have this sneaking suspicion That he uses it as like a sales tactic like maybe they're magnets and he knows he's going to meet with people who he knows are super liberal. So he pops these like magnets on his car so that they like him more. Yes. I know realtors. I know realtors who flip,

who they've told me the whole thing is be as fake as you want to people just to get them to buy the fucking house. Yeah. So I, I, but anyways, I, it's hard for me to separate because I honestly, unfortunately, like there are people I know, like there's this girl I used to coach with at a gym back in Virginia and we argue every day about political views, but it's like, it's the most satisfying argument because sometimes she'll concede and then sometimes I'll concede and it's like very, like we can actually like look at it logically. And I would say maybe everyone except for her, if I know that you're openly supporting,

like, come on them. I just think that you are, you have Trump derangement syndrome, which is honestly like. So you give them an out like that. I kind of do that too. Well, it's a form of like being retarded. Like you hate someone so much and you're allowing yourself to be so blinded by what a group of people are telling you who lie about everything. And that's what your bait, like you just, I just have no respect for that.

I can't separate it or you're doing it for money. Hey, you know who I think is just as bad as the people who are like, I'm voting for Trump because life was better. What life was better when Trump was in office. That's not where I'm at. I'm at the place of it's ideological. Like, Hey dude, the pedocrat, the Democrats are pushing an acceptance for pedophilia and gender mutilation of children. And it's like, like that for me, that just fucking trumps everything. Like I like, and you're against freedom of speech

and you want censorship. Sorry. Like, so for me, it's just pure ideological. So, so the reason why I have trouble separating is you is I truly see them as fucking pushing the fascist agenda. They are. And it pisses me off. And that's why I can't separate it. That's why I cannot hear like I won't listen to a fucking word Taylor Swift ever says ever again.

It makes me disgusted. Adam Blakeslee, Taylor, did you then put on your Trump hat or did you bitch out? No, I walked up and said, hey, I hope you're not actually voting for that fucking con you did. No, dude, I want this house. You kidding me? Hey dude, it's kind of like a caller. I kind of see it. Like we've reached a point where it's not, it's not two parties.

We're we are, we are down to an ideological. This isn't like we're voting for someone like, we're fighting for freedom. Someone Yes, someone wants a bullet someone wants to invest in invest $500 billion in bullet trains and the other person wants to invest $500 billion in new aircraft. It's what it's not even like that. It's like holy fuck they're about to those motherfuckers are about to fucking take away our ability for freedom of speech. They're about to fucking start a war against our children. They've been fucking humiliating fucking melanated people for fucking 50 years. It's like,

it's bad. They don't believe in fucking civilization or human potential. And so I don't know how you make the distinction at this point. I mean, we're truly, I feel like we're truly in some sort of, I know religious people call it a spiritual war, but we're in some sort of a fucking ideological cultural war. I mean, like, like, how about fucking row? How about the row Scott, I was just looking at the checks. Colton's holding a check for 7000. And Brittany Weiss is selling a holding a check for 6500. And people are like, why? Why are the fucking men getting paid more? It It's like where was that? Where was that? Where was that? She actually like that. Yeah, it's like holy fuck dude. That's What the you're the kind of stupid where you want why do women make more on only fans like yeah I mean, it's like well this had nothing to do with the women making more it was for event wins, right? But what I'm saying is is like a mat

There's people who are walking around like that looking for that divide fucking everywhere. That's the fucking problem like shut the fuck Did catch him get fake boobs I Looks like it go on our Instagram real quick zoom in on the shot of her Okay, that's a water. I think thank you very messy misunderstanding the shot of her. Okay. That's a water. I think. Thank you. Very messy misunderstanding. Listen to this comment from Rose Scott, a very messy misunderstanding. You know, it's not a misunderstanding roaring Scott. You fucking idiot is that no one cared about watching the women's competition. Unfortunately for them, they just weren't that fun to watch. What was fun to watch is me and fucking Chris yelling at each other every workout and making people feel uncomfortable

That's fun to watch. It's fun to hear Chrissy bar's wife go Like before I start a workout like that's fun No one gave a fuck like god. I hope reals got that. Yeah. Yeah, Katrin's got some big old hammers Are they really white like that? Cuz she just got them and the skin's all stretched out. I think I don't know. But what's that? I think they're inflatation. Send to my daughters.

You tell me what message does that send to your daughters? Oh, love the body you got. And geez Louise, I skipped the women. No, speaking of them, speaking of the message to my daughters, Brianna, what's her name? Tumi's in the comments we gotta forget a follow-up don't I keep calling asking for a follow-up you keep forgetting Savan. Oh oh yeah. About the date with the NFL player. Yeah did yeah.

Yeah you're right I need I need to find that out. All right hey before I jump off do you give your kids the powdered toothpaste yes or no? Yes I don't even have to give it to them So if we start running low they start telling me and they pack it themselves in their bag And they love the they fucking love the Matutean love it. I ordered some last week. Thank you smart buy. Yep All right. All right. Maha bye. Bye for now. Adios, bro. Hey someone just by someone just sent a Social media layout of catching David's followers Who cares and on on October on September 28th from September 28th to October 14th?

She's just continuously losing followers. She lost a hundred and twenty seven one fifty eight 145, 214, 222, 138, 209. And in the last three days, she's lost 1200 followers. So her titties lost her. She start posting things more that thing will hike. You're so positive. Listen, bro, I don't want to leave this roaring Scott thing for a second. Okay. Okay, fine. Fine. Okay, let's pull it up. The WNBA makes jack shit money because no one fucking cares about watching them. And it has nothing to do with them being women. It's because they're just not entertaining or they're not as fucking good as the men. So listen, if Tia Toomey were here and it were her versus fucking Laura

Horvath and they were shit talk, no one would fucking even know that me and Colton and Chris were competing. It would not be talked about at all. That's what I mean. She's the kind of person who brings sex into everything. Man, woman into everything. Yeah. It has nothing to do with being a woman, Ro the Tank. The people, the WNBA doesn't watch, doesn't play or doesn't get paid as much because no one fucking watches them. And Ro, just so you know know if you're 45 000 followers 40 000 follow you because of the barbell or that fell on you and the other five

that thousand follow you because you're a hot chick mason you're right and no sport are women better than men but there are sports where women are more entertaining than men no fucking doubt yeah um i just let that go or just hit the reset just hit the reset switch on that stop no she's a stupid woke fuck like when you're woke as fuck You just don't get it and that's the ideology That we're trying to keep from taking over our fucking country and this is what also pisses me off about Met the athletes in general like I'm so fucking sick and tired of all the athletes Who speak out and are loud. Like we all know who they

endorse. They endorse the politically correct option, the option that gets you, Ooh, Kamala Harris, I'm for, Ooh, I'm for women's rights. Kamala Harris isn't for women's rights. And Donald Trump is not against women's rights. You're retarded. I'm so sick of people with a platform being scared to endorse, like doing the right thing. Someone I really fucking respect is, um, fuck, why am I drawing a blank on his name? The fucking Serbian tennis player? Oh, uh, Novak Djokovic. Novak Djokovic. Like I respect the fuck out of that guy.

I respect the fucking, uh, maybe it's the Orlando Magix player who now is, uh, doing, um, he's like doing ads with, uh, it's not Breitbart, what's that other? Patrick, he did just define woke. It's people who are headed towards the populace who are doing what's politically correct. It's people who change, when you're in the seventh grade and it's okay to call the rug in your living room an oriental rug and by your fucking junior year it's not okay for some reason. It's's people not letting it's people who are being just controlled by the fucking uh, the giant psiop I think he explained it pretty well. He's the black. Uh, I think he's a forward that like endorses preg or you Oh, yeah, that guy's amazing. Where's like american flag socks like yeah, like I want more or fucking uh

God why? more or fucking, uh, God, why am I? Yes. What's the fucking, I'm having the worst amnesia in my brain about athletes. I had it yesterday when someone asked me an athlete question, the, um, fucking jets quarterback, Aaron Rogers, geez. So you think her, you think, you think her titties are like, um, uh, rich phronines hunting. You think that he shoots an elk and he'll get a low, he'll call the herd for a lot he'll cull the herd for a while and then eventually the hunting it'll it'll come back up because all the hunters so that's what you think it is you think her titties would be like but but you know her her demographics gonna change too yeah she's gonna get more she's gonna get more perverts she's losing all of her

like icelandic female followers who are like oh be strong be woman do you know be who you are Female followers who are like will be strong be woman do you know be who you are? she's losing all those what she's gaining like fucking a Billion fucking people from India who just like our body counts that just wanna Yeah, yeah while you're on the toilet It's just you ever think that people who post pictures of them and their spouses or their girlfriends and they're celebrating how happy they are. It's the opposite. I used to have this buddy who was always fighting with his wife, but every post in their accounts was them have how much they loved each other. I was like, Oh, yeah, are they overcompensating for something when you post like that? Lizzie, there was a study

that Lizzie sent me. It was like apparently couples that post a ton on Instagram are like less they're more likely to divorce or something. Hey, a lot of I've known a lot of I knew a games athlete who is dating this chick and this chick was so pissed that he didn't post her more in his on his instagram she was So fucking angry. I'm into that later. She was Uh, he was a games athlete. Oh, and I also know a female game of a female games athlete whose uh, Significant other gets upset that um, he doesn't get more play That's that's a really weird place to uh be yeah, lizzie's never said anything like that

But she's like before it was, she's like, I want to take more pictures together because we don't ever take pictures together, like for us, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I get that. I just can't get off the, the, the whole woke thing. It just, I don't know. I'm really like, I try, I'm trying to moderate and on my personal page, like how aggressive I am posting, but I'm also like, it just like, dude, I'm so conflicted. Like I don't get how so many people can be so brainwashed. And, and this is the thing like being sober and working the steps there is, there's this kind of like governor that you get where you're like, man, am I just being super self centered? Am I just having this God complex where I believe everything I do

is right and that I'm judging other people and that my shit doesn't stink and that I know all, et cetera, et cetera. And there's a lot of like, like the 12 steps builds like a governor into a lot of relational aspects of your life, any kind of your emotional awareness, you know, a lot of things, self-awareness, you're doing the wrong thing, making amends for things like this. And like, Hey, am I just being selfish right now? Am I acting on self-will? Am I acting on God's will?

All these like self governors. Um, and oftentimes having a sponsor is like, you know, an external governor. Like you call them, if you are unsure of what to do in a situation with a big decision or a little one, they're like, Hey, it's probably not the right thing to do, but I feel so strongly about. It is 100% not the right thing for Kamala Harris and all the cronies and the fucking bureaucrats that endorse her to continue to have control over our country. That is not what America is fucking about. And it's so I'm so conflicted because I

like I also am so emotional about it. Like I almost don't even know how to have a logical argument with people. I'm just don't fucking get it. What I just it's crazy. I wanted to say to row Hey, row, if you're really concerned about women's rights, maybe you should be concerned about the 35 million female babies that were killed between 1970 and now. Maybe you should be concerned about, uh, all the, um, uh, women's sports being taken over by men. Patrick Edwards loves to kill babies. I mean, you can just tell by this guy's comment. He's a grade-A baby killer he probably

runs an abortion clinic and All he does all the work himself Dr. Patrick Edwards Hey, how about how about how about have you how about this this this one's wild pink haired Dei trainer slams, Oregon forestry bosses for hiring on basis of merit Not gender identity She filed a formal formal complaint against him because he hired based on merit a pink haired DEI trainer has slammed Oregon's forestry Department for hiring on the basis of merit rather than identity Megan

Doennecker filed a complaint about her former boss Mike Shaw and moaned about him telling her that he sought the candidates most qualified for the job. This guy got put on fucking paid leave. What? Because she complained that he was hiring based on merit and not diversity. And that's the problem with our country. look at this fat useless fucking woman having control over anything Anyone else does when she can't even control what she's putting in her mouth She has no she can't even like do you not understand the level like her ear is so fat that her earring is pinching her lobe Look at that about how she looks It's about the decisions. It's about the decisions that you make to get to that point.

And it's so easy to correlate to being a drug addict. Like the decisions I made to be a fucking useless, worthless, scumbag, cheating, addicted, drug-using motherfucker made me a terrible person. Just like the decisions that she makes every day to feel good in the moment and to add to her visceral adipose tissue Instead of adding to the years that could extend her life every decision she makes in that way It's just turning her into a worse person They don't want to take any sort of uncomfortable action for the better of anything They want to take the quick fix. Oh this fucking scoop of sugar makes me feel good right now.

Ooh, this reparation I'm gonna pay makes me feel good right now. But it's just destroying everything around you, and that's how you live your fucking life. And I don't understand how people can't see that. Like I just, it's crazy to me, dude. Hey, they live in a bubble. They don't, they refuse to see it. This guy, the fact that this guy is comparing us

To 1984 this is like hate hour in 1984, but here's the thing. We're not shrieking and acting illogically I'm just failing to understand how people can't peel back the curtain and understand what's going on here Jeez How are you voting for patrick edwards? We'd like to know Yeah, patrick, who are you voting for? Uh, if only like to know. Yeah Patrick, who are you voting for? If only there was a page dedicated to politics. Hans Kim, been on the show before, maybe even twice. Here we go.

I can't believe there's a woman running for president right now. Is this a circus? They just got the right to vote, now they want to run the whole thing. Not on my watch kamala more like a blah blah what is this shrieking about but yeah I don't I don't think anyone wants to hear women talk I think we just want to know seriously I think we just want to hear the air moving around their tits but they're racist racist Asian guys. Women want a strong, confident American man that's going to attack Iraq twice for no reason. They don't want a cunning,

careful Asian boy that's going to pick the right harbor. Wow. Oh my God. I don't respect any of the sites that bleep out words. I just think it's all just cuckery. That's on Kill Tony, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, but no, but that clip is by from someone else. Hey, Tony doesn't bleep their shit out.

Um, I, I did read 1984 like several months ago. I didn't read it in high school, but I read it recently. I wouldn't have understood it in high school. I think he's talking to Mr. Edwards. Crazy book and also like impossible not to draw a parallel to everything that's happening society to that book right now. And crazy that 60 years ago that that guy wrote about it. I didn't hate Hans. It was a tough interview, but I didn't hate Hans. Why was it a tough interview? Is he a total woke douche? No, no, he's just, um, he just doesn't.

Quiet. You know what? Actually, you know what? Actually, I think, I think that guy, Patrick Edwards probably actually did read 1984 in high school when he had no fucking idea what any part of the book meant. Like he read it. He read it basically when I wish I'm glad I didn't fucking read it then because I would just have been a retard about it. Spark Notes didn't

understand it in anything. Patrick, I think the only reason why it's devolved into just like put downs is because your first comment you didn't give us any meat to put on the bones. Like if you were to say, if you were to say, Hey, you don't understand. It is okay. If you were like to be like, say something that the left would argue, like, why don't you take a stance on something? Why don't you say something like you want an example of the left seven? This is perfect. And I'm sorry to interrupt you, but he says on my entire argument lacks logic. And all we do is put down. Taylor is a walking abortion. More brains than a clinical waste bucket.

Where else can we go? Where else can we go? Wow. Yeah. I mean, hey, I can just keep pulling him up, you hypocritical fucking retard. So you're talking about yourself, maybe Patrick. So here, geez, this channel has some clever insights

about CrossFit, et cetera. It's just a shame you have to wade through a cubic ton of shit to get through it. Yeah. Just tell us what dude. And we'll, if you, if you, uh, when in Rome, why don't you like, are you okay with pedophilia, um, Patrick is that we have a pretty strong stance against pedophilia in this, on the show.

So such bollocks, Taylor, you can't even say what woke is crap. So you're just continuing. I mean, you're doing exactly what you said I'm doing, which is fine. I'm not saying I'm not doing it. And I'm also not crying like a bitch that you're doing it. Just pointing out, you're being hypocritical. You guys bring dumb into everything.

Oh, we could keep going. Anyways, I'm done. Hans is good though. Hans's standup is fucking world-class, man. Yeah, I get to guess I had the comments more I don't know I just I get depressed when I think about the political state of our country and when I see my fucking realtor with a Harris Wall sticker on his car and he's actually a fucking good realtor. I'm like, how can you be?

retarded You know gender of female captain not to blame for sinking of You know gender of female captain not to blame for sinking of 61 million dollar Navy ship New Zealand defense minister. Have you seen this story? Why why is this new? New Zealand's defense minister has clapped back It claims that the appointment of the female the captain a 61 million dollar Navy ship ultimately led to its sinking the Navy specialist dive in a hydrographic vessel Sank on Sunday on a reef off the coast of Samoa that it was surveying its crew of 75

Pass it's 70 It's 75 crew and passengers were ordered to abandon the vessel on life rafts and were later rescued Dude, the video footage of this thing going down is crazy She fucking crashed this thing into the fucking reef. I think it's the first ship New Zealand's ever lost War time a court of inquiry has stood up to establish what caused this terrible accident the one thing that we already know It did not The one thing that we already know did not

Because it is the gender of the ship's captain a woman with 30 years naval experience who on the night made The call to get her people to safety. Oh, so they already know it's not because she's a woman Well, of course, it's not because she's a woman But it could be that she was hired because but it could be because she was hired because she was a woman They're conflating the issues How fucking embarrassing you're in a fucking ocean with no other traffic and you just fucking hit a rock that you have this massive probably million dollar radar system telling you is right fucking in front of you and you just fucking run right into it.

It was purchased for 100 million New Zealand dollars. The vessel had been in service for New Zealand since 2019. Hey what do you think this October surprise bullshit's all about? What do you mean? I haven't heard that the Trump October surprise, the thing that's supposedly going to bring him down in October. Oh, I don't know that he hasn't heard about that. No, that he was at a Diddy party or he went to, I think it has to do with like new whistleblower

documents and reporting about from one of Trump's staffers during the January 6 thing. That's another thing that really frustrates me is when anyone brings up January 6, I'm like, hey, those people didn't harm anyone and they protested the fucking government, which is what you're supposed to fucking protest in the first place, you stupid fucks. You're not supposed to march down a street because George Floyd died and burn down all these private business owners who have no fucking money and just rape and pillage everything in sight like uh hey i'll tell you what the october surprise is are you watching this stuff on emhoff oh doug emhoff kamala's husband classic dirt bag and her daughter-in-law is like a fucking crazy trans weirdo. He fucked his... I've heard... He fucked his nanny.

Oh wow. And then he also fucked his kid's elementary school teacher and got her pregnant. Wow. And she had a miscarriage. Oops. And then in 2012 at the Cannes Film Festival, this woman come out and said that he slapped the shit out of her his girl He went to con's film festival with his girlfriend and they were waiting for the taxi And she gave the fucking uh valet like a hundred dollars and put her hand on his shoulder

And then he was jealous. So he tapped her on the shoulder when she turned around he slapped the shit out of her Wow Three three witnesses have come out Wow. Three witnesses have come out. Well, that's an October surprise, baby. The new face of masculinity. Doug Emhoff. Fuck him and Chuck them. Fuck him and Chuck them and slap the shit out of them.

Fuck them and Chuck them. Wow. It's crazy. Yeah, it's just have you seen the real desire to hit a woman? Just run. That's what you do. If you have desire to hit a woman? Just run. That's what you do. If you have desire to hit a woman, you should probably jump off a fucking bridge and drown yourself.

You need to just run, just find a direction and run that way. I think if you have a desire to hit a woman, you're either very immature and young, like just a young kid who doesn't really doesn't. I mean, maybe even that I did this one girl kicked me in the nuts on the playground when I was like in the fourth grade and I kicked her in the vagina. That's probably never. Yeah. Yeah.

That's kind of normal. You're like a really young kid. My sister, my sister has real problems with my boys in jujitsu going against girls. She does not like it. She tells me every time she's a, did they fight any girls? I'm like, yeah, there was one girl. She's like, I don't like that. Yeah. any girls and together was one girl she's like I don't like that yeah I mean

masculine men like true masculinity I don't think ever have an urge to harm a woman is that what it's called I did not cancel myself you can't cancel for something you do when you're seven years old bro when I was in junior high, this chick, Allison, fought one of my friends and it was such a fucking good fight. It was like the third grade. The whole school watched it. It was crazy. She was like a foot taller than him. Call her hi. Hey, what's going on? What's up, dude? I uh, I just put my first order in the sea of tides and my wife is like worried because it's like not for human consumption and all that explain why like every website you go to for

it says that because they're trying to make them illegal they basically farm is terrified of peptides because they work and um and so they're doing everything they can to fucking stop them. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before they fucking get stopped. When you have a product that solves or fixes an issue and you no longer have that issue, you can't make money on it anymore. Department of political industry. And I wanted to ask Taylor, cause you've run into, um, in the past, I've run into what peptides, like injuries.

I asked them on if I should take him and cheat, but he, and he told me to do it. And that's probably why I didn't do it. Yeah. He should definitely do it. He was like, fuck it, dude, do it. I'm like, no, no way. It's a place for things like TV 500 and C one five seven. They're crossed it would make the sport better. I know there, but do you think there's a place for it? That would actually make it better

injury recovery. Yeah, I do. I mean, you look at a lot of other sports and athletes will go on fucking like Conor McGregor will go on HGH to recover from fucking surgery so he can come back and fight Um, I think if you want the best athletes there competing at their best recovering from injuries really important and Doing it with drugs is a lot easier than not Uh hon hon, so why aren't the he says so then why don't the pharma companies just manufacture peptides? I don't know. Cause they, they won't, they won't make any, they look for like a long-term moneymaker.

Like they want to buy a house that you rent forever rather than selling you a house. They don't want to sell you a house. They want to rent you a house for your entire fucking life. Yeah. My wife and I were just having a conversation today like what should they allow illegal in CrossFit? CrossFit is like in the professional side of recovery. That's one of the biggest things you can recover the best. And how many injuries that could have been by, you know, a three week or six cycle of

BPC, whatever. And in the CDC or FDA tells you to do basically just do the opposite. Yeah. You're well, you're at 50 50 there. You're at 50 50 there. Yeah. So, yeah, I was just curious. Like, I don't know, so don't feel like that, like it explains, it explains it justifies like people you try to talk to you about

like BPC 157 Like why they're they're not allowing or why they're saying it's not for human or animal Consumption and I mean I feel like the fact that they're not pushing it out there like it's an important thing they should be trying and like So but I was just curious what you guys thoughts were on it. Thanks. Thanks dude. All right. Uh, boy, that was some really bad popping. Here's another one you're going to learn. Oh, it takes millions of years to get

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They know her name is Kamala Harris. Why do you think they're mispronouncing it? I think they're doing it purposefully to get white people to vote for her. Oh, like don't say it Kamala? Yeah, they're saying Kamala Harris because they want people who say Kamala to vote for her. I just assume that they do it because it's easier.

It just flows off the tongue. Kamala is no harder to say than Kamala. Kamala is fun to say. Kamala is like pretty easy to say too though. I think they're doing it purposefully. The more you can get Kamala in there, the more the funner it is to say Kamala. Do we think the media is super coordinated like that

or they're just really that fucking retarded? Yes. Okay. Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, Kamala Harris, and to the cat is Kimma point, they purposefully pronounce her name wrong. They say come on. And then it's all the fucking left. Wow. come up and then it's all the fucking left.

Wow. And Hey, that just goes over everyone's head. How about all the polls saying that Trump's got a clear fucking margin of victory. Boy, do you think it's like the Hillary thing and they're trying to lull us and like we're going to wake up in the morning and we're going to be the ones crying? That'd be crazy. It's um, I think he's going to win, but fucking I really have no idea. I think it's don't even fucking play this bitch. I'm going to play for false.

It is not true. It is a false statement. this bitch. request to support humanitarian relief for migrants. Nothing makes me more fucking angry than someone who is so clearly just lying. Lying, lying, lying. Holy fuck. That's crazy. Oh, it's scary. It's scary that she gets to stand behind that podium and just fucking lie and act like everything that comes out of her mouth is fact. How about the fact he he's gonna do a rally at Madison Square Garden? Good for him, he'll fucking sell the place out. It's gonna be packed.

And the Senator there said that it's equivalent to a Hitler rally from 1939. Yeah, that Senator's fucking retarded. Trump's a bitch if he gets elected and he doesn't cut 80% of the government, like him and Elon are saying they will. I agree. And it's crazy also, like he fucking like him and he on are saying they will. I agree. And it's crazy.

Also like fucking these economic, like companies or economic analysis analysts are like, you know, Trump's Trump's plan would add blah, blah, blah trillion to the deficit, but they're not taken into account that he's planning on cutting half the fucking federal government, or at least that's what he said he will do. Uh, I think Biden wants Trump to win. Biden wants to fucking just be doped up all the time and sit at the beach.

I think, I think he really wants Trump to win. Imagine, imagine you're, you're, you're, uh, driving a bus full of people. Right. And then we stop you and we take you out of the bus and we're like, Hey, Taylor, uh, you're not driving anymore. And you're like the fuck I'm not. We'm not right now. We don't feel safe with you driving. You're like fuck you and Then we're like hey, dude listen we can tie you up and throw you in the fucking trunk or You can just shut up and quietly go to the back and someone else is gonna drive. Maybe he's getting maybe he yeah

So now he wants the bus to crash I He's getting maybe he yeah, so now he wants the bus to crash I Don't think he maybe he doesn't want the bus to crash Maybe he's getting to that point in life where he's like fuck I'm about to die and is this really what I want my legacy to be is it do I really want to fucking drive the Country off a cliff or do I want at least fucking who knows? Extra sloppy extra sloppy took some peptides and had an allergic reaction or some sort of reaction or got a bad batch or something I don't I don't know what the story is. I don't even know what I would say if you watch the video

That's pretty much the whole story. It was equivalent to an allergic reaction. Anyone can have Danny medication What are they talking about? He took some peptides? Oh and and and I think I didn't I missed the original story But I saw the last two stories where he was recovering He basically I think he just he broke out in crazy hives He didn't get that bacteria static water, bro, he inject himself some potty water You can't mix it with potty water, bro You can't you can't mix it with the fucking The fecal flood in his basement from

the fucking city sewage backing up into his house you can't use that water. He went to the toilet bowl and sucked up a vial and squirted it. He went to the fucking public bathroom and grabbed the needle out of the needle exchange. Sorry we're trying to we're just Hey, when do you compete again The open This weekend kill Taylor I'm oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Fuck you, dude. Hey Taylor, what made you dislike Chris so much? I think that's how, there's two kinds of people.

There's people like me who just love everyone and trust everyone until then they fuck me over. And then there's people like Taylor where you have to earn their trust. I do dislike most people. That's not true. You're an earned the trust kind of guy. But I definitely am a people person.

You're the trust kind of guy. I'm, but I definitely am a people person in, in a lot of settings, some settings. I'm not when I'm competing. Right. Right. I was going to say, I haven't seen you in enough settings. Um, like in my affiliate dude. Yeah, that's yeah. Yeah.

That's probably true. Um, but Taylor is the kind of guy, like I would see athletes when we were at NorCal classic and he'd be on the assault bike cooling down or warming up and, uh, athletes would come over and try to talk to him. He could be, um, like he's the kind of person like you're talking to him. And when he's done talking to you, he'll just look away. Yeah. Like if they're having a conversation, just like, Hey,

conversations over. Um, I also wouldn't call it a shtick, Kevin. I do think Chris is, he has a little bit of pussy in him. Um, I don't, I wouldn't say I like him. I just, I wouldn't say you like him. Yeah, I just don't hate him. I just think there's a little bit of pussy there. And look, I've had some pussy in me too. At points it's eradicated now for the most part.

Ari, do you want to walk us through your match? Yo Okay Did he say yes? Yeah, he said he's gonna come back. Let's go can I can I can get get the other two there too? No, fuck that. I just want to go for a minute to talk about the match. We can ask him some questions How about fucking heppner and um? Tony and you all coming on today. How about fucking heppner and Tony and you all coming on today. That's weird three people to come on. Yeah, we popped just out of the blue Are you guys doing it? What do you think about um, uh, uh bill gave the programming at uh, crash and eight eight out of ten ill who?

Uh grundler yeah, eight out of ten a true eight out of tens hard. I really liked the programming. I told Lizzie on the way home yesterday, I thought it was a really good test because every muscle group in my body felt it. There wasn't like one area that was like, oh, I'm hurt or that's stupid. But like at one point in the weekend, my shoulders and arms were fucking destroyed. At one point, my entire midline,

like abs and back were destroyed. My legs are pretty sore today. So I just feel like everything got tested. If that makes sense. Like I feel every muscle group got worked. On one hand, you could say that every workout was pretty evenly programmed because all the first place were in the top five guys. I mean, there were no outlier workouts, like most burpees minutes or a heavy, a deadlift max off. Yeah. But on the other hand, there were no outlier workouts, like most burpees in 11 minutes or a heavy, a deadlift, a max off. Yeah. But on the other hand, there was this other take on it that it was very gymnastic.

I fucking hate that notion, dude. Let me just fucking dispel this. Okay. Anyone saying it's very gymnastic. There are 60 fucking reps with a hundred pound dumbbell, 45 fucking deadlifts at 365 for guys, 245 for ladies. I mean, do I just even have to keep going? 24 overhead squats at bodyweight or heavier. The hundred fucking pill thrusters.

Look what Mason Mitchell wrote. Look what Mason Mitchell wrote. That's not true at all. Heavy cardio, gymnastic bias. That's not true at all. Heavy cardio, gymnastic bias. That's not true at all. There's 60 reps with the hunt. That's what, in, in what way is it this? Listen for women, if it's very gymnastic bias for that field, they

have to get better at gymnastics. Body weight is at the bottom of the pyramid. It's underneath weightlifting. So if you have this, if it's like, Oh, the programming is skewed for women because the gymnastics were harder for them, they need to get better at gymnastics. I mean, I'm not saying that look, two 45 is a little lighter on the deadlift than it is for men, but he did that because of the time domain. You didn't want everyone getting capped. You wanted to keep the reps the same. Um, the 70 pound pill, they didn't make an 80 pound. Maybe that could have been 80 pounds. Um, I don't think the women should have used a 75 pound dumbbell because he kept 30 muscle-ups for them. I just think it's so, I think it's a, it's an easy cop out to say, um, okay, it

wasn't heavy enough for women and it was too gymnastic bias when, Hey, being able to do 30 muscle ups faster than anyone else in the field means you're probably stronger in your upper body than everyone else. The 24 deficit, strict handstand pushups. That's more of a strength test maybe than any of the other exercises in the entire competition as 24 body weight, strict presses. Like you just can't tell me it wasn't, there wasn't enough strength involved. I would argue that this year it was almost lower skill than ever. There was no handstand obstacle. There was no pegboard. There were no like ring complexes or anything crazy like that. It was just ring muscle ups, which is not a high skill at that level. It was just chest to bar pull ups,

regular handstand walking. Even the GHDs were loaded. The high, like the thick rope, that's not a skill. It's just, hey, have good grip strength, strength. I don't know. Marissa, you know, you should definitely get the strict pull-up program. It's the bomb, it works. Sentinel training. Okay, Ari, hi. What's up, bro? Ari, you want to walk us through your match? Ari, I miss you. Is that weird? Yeah. I miss you guys. It was really fun hanging out with you guys.

Do you miss him? No, he doesn't. He doesn't. Whatever you say, dude. Okay, Ari. So I'm going to play this. You walk us through this. You tell us what's going on. Is this kid any good?

Do you feel strong? I always get that metal on. Show us that gold medal, bro. Flash that thing up, homie. Let's go. The champ. I got this is my first time getting double gold dude you're the man that's awesome you crushed this guy okay uh anything else you want to tell us about this guy um you know he's bigger than me too yeah could you feel that when

you were wrestling with him did he feel heavy uh-huh and wanted, he was close to getting the arm bar though. Okay well walk us through that. When you, when stuff starts happening I'll pause it and you can tell us what's going on. Okay. Oh that's loud. That's too loud? Lower it a little bit.

Okay. That's what's going on. I know. Can you see it on this screen? I can see it. I can see it here. Okay. Watch it on this screen because this screen is better. Watch it on this screen. Stand up and move that microphone over here a little bit. Can you stand up and walk over to me? Can you see it?

Walk closer. Yeah, I can see it. Okay. Is that okay? Watch it. Is that okay? How about there when you put your foot on his face like that? That was actually kind of fun.

Yeah. Did you make him say, smell my stinky feet, nerd? Well, I actually beat him, but then Joey didn't beat him for bronze, but he still got bronze. Nice. So he's going for an arm bar here. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Did you make him cry?

Uh, yeah, I actually hurt his arm. Oh, oh, not good job hurting his arm, but good job making him cry. I was actually losing my two points. Ari Ari, does it make you feel uncomfortable? Like when you made him cry, was it like, damn, I kind of feel bad for making him cry? No. Oh, I would have felt bad. I was expecting a deeper response, but all good, bro.

That's some savage. That's some savage. Hey, Tyson Bajan followed me after I stared Chrissy Vara down. Oh, he did? Yeah, that's some savage. That's some savage. Hey, Tyson Bajan followed me after I stared Chrissy Vara down. Oh, he did. Yeah. That's pretty cool. I felt, I felt hyped. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, for sure. Um, Marissa, yes, I, I created the whole program. Like I took this lady who does Sentinel. Um, she asked for a strict pull-up program. And I just basically wrote it for her week by week. And then like halfway through, she got her strict pull-up. Ari, aren't you, aren't you scared here?

Like, why do you go for that double leg right there? Aren't you scared? He's just going to sprawl on you and be heavy again. I don't understand why I didn't get the two points. Oh, for that take down. Yeah. Oh, that was a mistake when I hugged the head. Heidi, it's because you're a woman. That's why you don't understand why I didn't get the two points. Oh, for that take down? Yeah. Oh, that was a mistake when I hugged the head. Heidi, it's because you're a woman.

That's why you don't understand. Harris Walls, 2024. And you snuck out the back? Ahem. Do you know what you're doing there when you try? Oh, and then right here, you overshoot the back. You shouldn't have overshot the back like that. Do you? Ari, are you like, what you're doing there when you're in the right here you overshoot the back you shouldn't have overshot the back like that Do you ari are you like when you're hearing this like in the middle of this match

Like what's going through your brain? What are you thinking right here right on the ground? What are you thinking? uh I want to destroy him Okay But but are you thinking about like is there any technique going through your head or like what's like, what's in your brain? I wanted to sleep him really bad. Sleep him. Okay.

So you're just not, there's no technique going on. You're just, you're just falling back on your training and you're like, I'm going to destroy this guy, choke him out. You're not thinking like, Ooh, I should do this or that. Yeah, no. Okay. Cool. But it is all technique.

That's all everything he's doing. He's learned his foot placement where he's putting his hands, right? It's very Heidi. It wasn't about him hurting the kid to make him cry. It was about him winning and Emasculating another man by winning. I don't know. Maybe I should be saying this. What's up, Bobby Did you think you were gonna get the rear naked joke there? You weren't deep enough. Hey, are you going to cry there? Look at your face. I was about to. I might. Um, I heard tearing up. They were. Why were they turning up? I was afraid I was going to lose cause I was looking at the timer and there was like

50 seconds left. I'm like, I'm not going to win, but I'm still going to try. Wow. That's such a cool thought. You know, what's crazy is like whatever discomfort you're feeling during this whole match, like that kid's head, like grinding against your forehead or like, when he put like, where, where was he grinding against you? Like he had like his knee on you or something or his shin. Like none of that makes you like hurts your feelings, but thinking that you might lose is like more powerful than any of that physical pain. Isn't that crazy?

of that physical pain. Isn't that crazy? How stoker you there when you started to get on top? Oh shit. There, there, there. That's so savage. Oh, you're about to crack his arm. Could you hear me yelling? You better stop it. Yeah, yeah. You better stop it. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Oh, oh. Yeah, my arm hurts. Ow. I suck.

That's crazy dude. Good job. You see how he's grabbing the back of his shorts like that? I think he made him poop himself a little bit, too Damn what kind of metals you have there bro, but flash those metals I have these are my three golds. You want me to get my other six? No, if you guys just wear them around the house, like after you win them, do you just walk around like fuck Connor? Sorry, like Connor McGregor style, just like swinging those arms. You know what I'm talking about?

No, no, I don't let him wear them around the house because they'll drop them on the wood floor and put little chips in the floor. I'm just wearing walk them. Yeah, that's what he's talking about. No, no, I don't let him wear them around the house because they'll drop them on the wood floor and put little chips in the floor. Just wear them around the house today. Don't let them tell you no. Okay. Enjoy yourself. I make him keep that shit. Uh, all locked up. Alright boys, it's back to the adult hour.

Guys, you crushed it. Hey, miss you guys. Miss you, Avi. How you doing? Uh, good. Good. Good to see you, man. Hmm. Maybe we'll come visit sometime. Yeah, you need to. Now's a great time of year to come.

I'll show you guys how to do some Brazilian jiu jitsu. You don't know jiu jitsu. You only know how to do crossfit and like lose money. And one wheel? And hanging out with your girlfriend. am I good at the one wheel? Yeah Well, you were tipping all over the place I was not tipping all over the place That was the first time I rode one dude See if there's any comedy you're a good teacher though, you taught me how to do it well, which was cool. Oh

Here we go. Colton says good job. He says good work boys. Thank you. Okay. Here's something that's appropriate for everyone to listen to. Hey, did Sevan tell you that Colton beat me this weekend? Yeah.

Damn. What'd you guys think of that? Pretty stupid. Did I, did I tell you? It was kind of awesome. Wow. I, I thought you were going to pull his legs. Oh yeah, no, that was the other weekend.

That was a NorCal dude. He was behind me in the whole swim, so I didn't get a chance to pull him by the legs. Okay, here we go. Two names for animals. One when they are alive and a different one when they become food. So cows will be beef, pigs will be pork. And chickens, sir? That one stays. Chickens are chicken. and we will create our own foods and name them what we want like the hamburger made of ham sir if it only were that simple a hamburger is made of beef just as a buffalo wing is made of chicken but fear not men, a hot dog will not be made of dogs.

What is it made of, sir? Nobody knows. Sir, shouldn't we know what's in a hot dog? Get out. Sorry? Get out of the boat. Just go over the side? Yes, go. A real American would never want to know what's in a hot dog. Hey dude, that's the state of our country, dude.

It's crazy. What's in the vaccine? Get off the boat. Get off the boat. What's in the vaccine? Get off the boat. All right boys. Thank you. Yeah.

Wow. Come on. Oh, he's giving you the pouty face. It almost worked. It would have worked on me. Oh, they're gone. See you guys. It was good seeing you guys. Good seeing you homies.

How dare you? That was seven. Oh, that's something I would say. No, you kicked him off. I didn't kick you guys off. I said, I was seeing you. We can still hear you. That was seven. Oh, that's something I would say? What? No, you kicked him off.

I didn't kick you guys off. I said I was going to see you. Because I can still hear them and I can still talk, you know. What did you say? Oh, God. Boys. That was obby. Hi, Deeg.

Hi, thank you. Trying is keeping on, um, trying to keep us on the show. You're welcome, guys. I love you boys. I'll see you in a little bit. No striking this morning. Okay. What are we going to do when I get off? Oh, we are. Okay. We're going to go to Italy and see Taylor. I'm not in Italy anymore, but

all right. Everyone's been on the show this morning. Anything else you want to talk about? You see this guy jumping rope with the, uh, with the, uh, Olympic lifting bar. Oh, I saw that. That real interesting. Very interesting. Um, you saw, oh, we talked about Danielle Brandon taking shots at, uh, miss Weiss.

She's got some balls, huh? No, you don't think that takes a little bravado? No, not like that. Just up to eat. No, to tag them takes bravado. Damn. You know what? Someone just sent me, what were it? It just, yeah, that's pretty, someone just sent me this picture and it's a sign.

It says in this house, we say gay and retarded. And she said, that's crazy. the It's pretty fucking wild I Said that word this one this Say that again, I said retarded this weekend and somebody I was around got uncomfortable No, say it do we do I know him yeah What the fuck does he have just rope attached to this? They look like sets of jump ropes. Like each of them its own set of jump ropes. Oh wow.

So I wonder how he, when he stops, how he puts it down. You definitely don't stop with it behind you because then it'll come back and hit you, right? You just let it crash into your fucking shins like a scooter. Oh man, oh shit another caller I think this is a Spam call said spam risk. I'll pick up of course. Hello caller

Speak your mind hello oh yeah i know damn uh i think those are uh five pounds on each side so that's uh crazy still a barbell though i know it's five pounds yeah fucking break your fucking shins if it hits you, right? Fuck that. Weightlifters and Crossfitters, I have a challenge for you. This is like, man. That's a retarded challenge.

Might as well just get a heavy rope. Like real heavy. Like chains. Yeah. Oh, and Kenna says training bar probably. Oh maybe it is a training bar. That would be far less impressive. Greg Glassman, Trump voter. Yeah that's true. Yeah and if that hits you in the fucking head you're dead Alright we're all done Thanks for coming on Taylor

Everyone what a show long show three hours and 30 minutes We haven't done three hour and 30 minutes showing forever me crushed is good hanging out. I miss you guys. Happy Columbus day You just saw Kayla. Oh, is Happy Columbus day. You just saw Caleb Oh, is it Columbus day? You only miss me as people stay. Dude. That guy's an illegal migrant True I never thought of that you guys should get on board with them, bro All right, everyone. We'll see you later. Thanks for everything. Thanks for hanging out Bye bye